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Jeff, I found two empty
beer cans in the trash.
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Alright you keep up the good work
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I'll get you your own shopping cart.
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Jeff, these were
in our trash,
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as opposed to
the recycling bin.
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And you didn't rinse them.
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When I finish a beer,
the can is pretty clean.
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Don't do it for the planet.
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Just do it 'cause I asked
you to, and I'm your wife...
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For now.
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Okay, you're right.
From now on,
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I'll do a better job
handling the cans.
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On that subject,
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why don't you shuttle
those puppies over here.
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Boy...I wish
I was wearing sneakers
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so I could
get to you faster.
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Well, to save you the trouble
of changing your footwear...
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Oh, yeah,
'cause I was going to.
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The big dog will
come to you.
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Great read
on the situation, honey.
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I gotta go.
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Oh, come on.
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You said you didn't even want
to go to this thing.
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Stay home.
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We'll go a few rounds.
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Oh, Mr. Shakespeare,
you and your love sonnets.
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It's part your fault
for getting all dolled up
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and looking so hot.
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That was really sweet.
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Not as sweet as--
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no, no.
Let me leave on that.
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Oh, come on!
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Uhh...Really?
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Ah, ah, ah...
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Oh, hey.
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What are you doing back?
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I broke my heel.
I'm already late,
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and it's just drinks
with the girls.
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I'm just not gonna go.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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You got all dolled up
for nothing.
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You're clearly interested.
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How 'bout we light some candles,
open a bottle of wine,
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and take this
to the bedroom?
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Oh...Too late.
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What?
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Well, after you left, I...
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Took matters
into my own hands.
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Seriously?
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Yeah.
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In the time it took me
to take the elevator
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to the lobby and back?
Yeah.
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That was maybe three minutes.
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If you say so.
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Oh, my toast.
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d How many ways
to say I love you? d
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d how many ways to say
that I'm not scared d
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d with you by my side d
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d there is no denying d
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d that I can't wait
for me and you d
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d Rules of Engagement 5x04 d
Handy Man
Original Air Date on October 11, 2010
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-- sync by elderman --
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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so you go with toast
right after?
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Yes.
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And how 'bout you?
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I usually just throw down
a few aspirin
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for my carpal tunnel.
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Would you two animals
just order?
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Uh, I'll just have
a bagel.
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Cheese omelet,
whole wheat toast.
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You're not getting
any toast.
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Misters Dunbar, Bingham.
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Hey, mowgli,
where's baloo?
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Ha, you're Indian.
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A racist spin
on a Disney classic.
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Well done, sir.
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Now, this is the itinerary
for your trip to Miami.
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Whoo.
Going to Miami.
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What is it, the annual
running of the skanks?
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Uh, no, it's fall.
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The skanks are in capistrano.
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This is actually
a business trip.
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Tim, you want to
go along?
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Really?
What's the catch?
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No catch, dude.
Are you in or out?
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Sorry, I just keep waiting
for the other shoe to drop.
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I suspect it will be
a children's size 4
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with a lift in it.
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Ha, you're small!
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No, you're not
my assistant on this trip.
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You'd be my colleague.
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No menial tasks
for you, okay?
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Oh, well, in that case
I accept.
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And thank you
for the opportunity, really.
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Ecch!
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Can you pick these gross
sesame seeds off my bagel?
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We're not on the trip yet.
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Seriously...No toast?
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I saw you come out
of the men's room.
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I guess what's bugging me
is his casual attitude.
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Like he didn't care
if he did it with or without me.
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Well, how's the "with you"
stuff going?
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It's good.
It's all right, I guess.
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Sounds hot.
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We've been married
13 years--it's normal.
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Look, it's hard to compete
with the sick fantasies
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men have going on
in their heads.
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Yeah, and even when
you do all the sick stuff,
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they still go back
to their wives.
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Every now and again,
I give Gary something special
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to remind him how good
the real thing is.
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What I should give Jeff is
sandpaper mittens.
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If you want to get things
back on track,
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you're gonna have
to make an effort.
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Maybe there's
a little fantasy of his
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you could fulfill.
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Oh, I'd give him his fantasy.
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I can't speak for olympic
gold medalist Lindsey Vonn.
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All I'm saying is
use your imagination.
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Surprise him.
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Yeah, maybe I'll
give that a try.
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Oh, one idea might be
to invite a co-worker over
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to watch or participate
in your lovemaking.
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Asked and answered.
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Hey, Jeff, it's Audrey.
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Listen, I was thinking,
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why don't you come over
to my office today for lunch?
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Yes, Audrey Bingham.
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Oh...
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I've always dreamed
of traveling first class, sir.
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It's even better
than I imagined.
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Of course it is.
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You're used to riding
on top of a train
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with a goat
under each arm.
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Oh...
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What's in the bag?
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Oh, my lunch, sir.
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Timmy, they have good food
in first class.
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It's not like that slop
they serve
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back to the losers
in coach.
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Have a nice flight.
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I happen to have certain
dietary restrictions, sir,
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and I was concerned
they may not have
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a gluten-free option.
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Whoa, did you hear that?
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Did a bird fly in the engine?
A goose?
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No.
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Was it a duck?
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No, it was just
the door closing, sir.
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We're getting ready
to take off.
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Oh, boy. Okay.
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Mm, mm, mm.
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Yes, yes.
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Heh...
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Is everything
all right, sir?
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What, did you see
another goose?
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No, there's no goose.
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Why are you
so agitated, sir?
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Well, the truth
of it all is, uh,
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I'm not a great flier.
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Half the reason
I brought you here
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was to kind of help me
through the flight.
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What's the other half?
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The flight home.
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Statistics show that flying
is, in fact,
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the safest means
of transportation, sir.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know what, you're right.
This is silly.
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There you go, sir.
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I think I'm gonna be okay.
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Flight attendants,
prepare for takeoff.
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Okay...
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Aah, this is it!
I can't take it!
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We will for sure die!
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You're all dying!
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Hey.
Hey. There's my man.
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Mmm...
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Thanks for inviting me
to lunch.
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Sorry about my breath.
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I had a bag of corn nuts
on the way over.
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Let me guess...Ranch?
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First bag was.
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Up next, Chile picante.
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All right, why don't we
put those away?
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Why? What are you thinking
for lunch?
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Oh, I have a lot
of thoughts.
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In fact, let's start--
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Audrey, we need you
in the conference room.
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Really? Right now?
It'll just take a minute.
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All right.
I'll be right back.
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Hi, Jeff.
Oh, hey, Jill.
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It's Tracy.
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Oh, did you get married?
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Tim. Timmy. Timmy!
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Timmy!
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So much for
letters to Juliet.
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Timmy, flying is wrong.
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It doesn't make sense.
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This thing's too big
to be in the air.
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I don't understand.
Sir...
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Sir, would you feel better
if I explained
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speed, lift,
and wind theory to you?
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No, no, no.
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No, the only theory I understand
is that things fall.
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Sorry.
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Everyone had to sing
happy birthday to Ellen.
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You hate her.
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I just mouthed
the words.
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Take that, Ellen.
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Anyway, I managed to wrestle
a little cake away from her.
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She is not small.
Mm.
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We can have this
after lunch.
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Or we can have it
after something else.
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Seriously?
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Yeah.
In here?
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You like that, don't you?
I do.
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Too late.
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Again?
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Your timing's not great
this week.
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Why on earth
would you do that?
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Well, you were kissing me,
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and you have that
private bathroom.
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So every time
I leave you alone,
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you just immediately
attack yourself?
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Not every time.
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What about after I left
for the gym this morning?
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Look, maybe this is
a discussion for another day.
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I can't believe--
I can't believe you would
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do that in my office!
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Isn't it nice?
After all these years
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I can still surprise you.
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Look, you're the one
who lured me
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to your place of business
for sex.
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That's pretty
unprofessional.
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Oh, and what you just did
is gonna land you
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on the cover of forbes.
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You should have led
with the nooner info,
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and I might have waited.
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Might have?
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So you don't care
whether it's you alone
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or us together.
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No, of course I would prefer
if it was you.
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In fact, you were
in my fantasy.
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Was I?
Yes.
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Unzipping Lindsey Vonn's
parka.
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If Lindsey switches
to velcro,
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you wouldn't need me
at all.
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No, someone would still
have to take off her--
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wait, what the hell
are we even talking about here?
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Look, I would just
like to think that sex with me
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is a better option
than sex alone.
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And lately,
it doesn't seem that way.
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I always give you first shot
before I get ready to rumble.
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Yes, but first shot
is usually,
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"wanna go a few rounds?"
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Should we go back to,
"gentlemen, start your engines"?
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It's not about
the sport, Jeff.
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I would just like you
to try a little harder
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before you throw in the towel.
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00:11:50,735 --> 00:11:51,768
Okay, I'm sorry.
261
00:11:51,769 --> 00:11:53,269
Maybe I've gotten
a little lazy
262
00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,538
in the romance department.
263
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:56,823
Well, to be fair,
I guess we can both
264
00:11:56,824 --> 00:11:57,908
make more of an effort.
265
00:11:57,909 --> 00:11:59,626
Which is why
I invited you here.
266
00:11:59,627 --> 00:12:02,112
It's too bad
we got cake-blocked
267
00:12:02,113 --> 00:12:05,298
by Ellen the hutt.
268
00:12:05,299 --> 00:12:08,385
I'm gonna make more of an effort
starting right now.
269
00:12:08,386 --> 00:12:10,387
Knock knock.
Oh, I heard Jeff was here.
270
00:12:10,388 --> 00:12:14,391
No. Get out.
Oh, okay.
271
00:12:14,392 --> 00:12:17,761
Sir, just last month
you flew to Las Vegas
272
00:12:17,762 --> 00:12:21,464
for the adult video
awards.
273
00:12:21,465 --> 00:12:23,433
How did you manage that?
274
00:12:23,434 --> 00:12:27,704
I don't know, triumph
of the human spirit.
275
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,140
I wish Helga was here.
276
00:12:30,141 --> 00:12:31,358
Your childhood nanny?
277
00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,860
She used to fly with me,
and she'd make sure
278
00:12:33,861 --> 00:12:35,579
everything was okay.
279
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,114
Tell me,
how'd she do that?
280
00:12:37,115 --> 00:12:39,800
She sang me show tunes.
281
00:12:42,203 --> 00:12:44,287
I'm not singing show tunes.
282
00:12:44,288 --> 00:12:46,990
Fine.
283
00:12:46,991 --> 00:12:48,324
I'm gonna tell
the stewardess
284
00:12:48,325 --> 00:12:49,676
I saw you trying
to light your shoe.
285
00:12:49,677 --> 00:12:53,329
Why--why would you
do that, sir?
286
00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:55,999
Because then they'll
land the plane to arrest you,
287
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,601
and I'll walk off--
it's a perfect plan.
288
00:12:57,602 --> 00:13:00,937
Your perfect plan involves
me being waterboarded?
289
00:13:00,938 --> 00:13:05,642
No, no, no, you'll probably
just be deported.
290
00:13:05,643 --> 00:13:10,013
What are you doing with matches,
foreign-looking person?
291
00:13:10,014 --> 00:13:13,200
d The sun will come out
tomorrow d
292
00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:17,370
d bet your bottom dollar
that tomorrow d
293
00:13:17,371 --> 00:13:20,207
d there'll be sun d
294
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:24,494
d tomorrow, tomorrow d
295
00:13:24,495 --> 00:13:27,214
d I love you, tomorrow d
296
00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:32,869
d you're only a day away d
297
00:13:37,975 --> 00:13:39,092
hi there, pretty lady.
298
00:13:39,093 --> 00:13:42,262
And who might those
be for?
299
00:13:42,263 --> 00:13:47,017
For you,
just for being you.
300
00:13:47,018 --> 00:13:49,552
'Cause I'm romantic
like that.
301
00:13:49,553 --> 00:13:52,522
Thank you.
302
00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:55,158
You see, your hands can be
used for other things.
303
00:13:55,159 --> 00:13:58,561
And they're about to be.
304
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:05,902
Ooh, yeah...
305
00:14:05,903 --> 00:14:07,904
Ooh...
306
00:14:14,862 --> 00:14:19,082
I'd love to wrap this up
before the game starts.
307
00:14:22,353 --> 00:14:26,422
Um, thank you
for the flowers, babe,
308
00:14:26,423 --> 00:14:28,975
but I'm not sure
you really understand
309
00:14:28,976 --> 00:14:30,710
this whole
making-an-effort thing.
310
00:14:30,711 --> 00:14:33,146
I got you flowers.
311
00:14:33,147 --> 00:14:37,617
Yes, but the only reason
you got them is to get sex.
312
00:14:37,618 --> 00:14:40,654
That's why every guy
buys flowers.
313
00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:43,540
It's sexual currency, Aud.
314
00:14:43,541 --> 00:14:45,775
I mean, I could have just
given you the 15 bucks,
315
00:14:45,776 --> 00:14:48,111
but you'd be insulted,
right?
316
00:14:55,970 --> 00:15:00,390
Put your wallet away!
317
00:15:00,391 --> 00:15:02,642
Look, instead of thinking,
"how do I get sex?"
318
00:15:02,643 --> 00:15:05,295
Try thinking, "how do I
show Audrey I care?"
319
00:15:05,296 --> 00:15:07,981
Well, if you look down,
320
00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:10,900
there is some pretty
compelling evidence.
321
00:15:17,074 --> 00:15:19,809
You know what...
Forget it.
322
00:15:19,810 --> 00:15:23,747
I'm gonna go Wash my face.
323
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:27,784
I'm sorry, buddy.
324
00:15:27,785 --> 00:15:32,622
d Demons will charm you
with a smile d
325
00:15:32,623 --> 00:15:34,708
d for a while d
326
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:40,914
d but in time d
327
00:15:40,915 --> 00:15:44,934
d Nothing can harm you d
328
00:15:44,935 --> 00:15:51,891
d not while I'm around d
329
00:15:51,892 --> 00:15:54,227
yes! Yes!
330
00:15:54,228 --> 00:15:57,647
Oh...Thank you.
Really.
331
00:15:57,648 --> 00:16:00,516
Ever so kind.
So glad you enjoyed it.
332
00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:02,819
Um...Feeng any better
now, sir?
333
00:16:02,820 --> 00:16:07,540
Yes. You're my new Helga.
334
00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:09,292
Oh, thank you, sir.
335
00:16:09,293 --> 00:16:10,877
I know those are
big lederhosen to fill.
336
00:16:10,878 --> 00:16:14,864
Now, why don't you relax
while I enjoy
337
00:16:14,865 --> 00:16:17,834
a well-deserved meal.
338
00:16:17,835 --> 00:16:20,136
Aah, the bump,
bump, bumpy...
339
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:21,805
Not to worry, sir.
Not to worry.
340
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,174
Just a minor air pocket.
341
00:16:24,175 --> 00:16:27,177
You know, it certainly was a
circuitous route to this point,
342
00:16:27,178 --> 00:16:29,229
but for the first time,
I feel I've earned
343
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,814
a measure of your respect.
344
00:16:40,858 --> 00:16:43,243
I stand corrected.
345
00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:15,325
You're emptying
the dishwasher.
346
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:18,361
Oh, are they dirty?
Sorry.
347
00:17:18,362 --> 00:17:22,232
No, no, they're clean.
Thank you.
348
00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:23,533
Sure.
349
00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:25,952
Is that your third beer?
350
00:17:25,953 --> 00:17:27,871
Uh, fourth.
351
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,939
I had a tallboy
on the subway.
352
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:34,544
Add that to the list of things
I'm sorry about.
353
00:17:34,545 --> 00:17:37,097
No, no, you don't need
to be sorry.
354
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,300
I just noticed there were
two cans in the recycling bin.
355
00:17:40,301 --> 00:17:42,635
And you rinsed them.
356
00:17:42,636 --> 00:17:45,472
Well, we don't want to get
beer rats.
357
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:51,461
That's how you want me
to do it, right?
358
00:17:51,462 --> 00:17:54,063
Yes.
You listened to me.
359
00:17:54,064 --> 00:17:57,100
Thank you.
Mm! It happened.
360
00:17:57,101 --> 00:17:59,519
That's for rinsing out
the beer cans?
361
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,871
Mm, and the flowers,
and emptying the dishwasher.
362
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,740
It's all part
of making an effort.
363
00:18:03,741 --> 00:18:04,974
Oh, okay, I get it.
364
00:18:04,975 --> 00:18:10,447
So all you're asking for
is a little bit of this.
365
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:16,703
And...
366
00:18:24,845 --> 00:18:27,163
Stop teasing.
367
00:18:27,164 --> 00:18:29,549
Oh...
368
00:18:34,472 --> 00:18:36,055
That's it,
I have to have you now.
369
00:18:36,056 --> 00:18:39,509
Oh. Hold on, I haven't
finished my chores.
370
00:18:50,488 --> 00:18:51,854
Uh...
371
00:18:51,855 --> 00:18:54,624
Well, that's just...
372
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:58,077
Unsanitary.
373
00:19:00,998 --> 00:19:03,633
Wow, that was good.
374
00:19:03,634 --> 00:19:06,970
Logging that one up here
for future use.
375
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,704
Thank you.
376
00:19:08,705 --> 00:19:11,841
That's creepily flattering.
377
00:19:11,842 --> 00:19:14,093
I feel like I was
a little quicker
378
00:19:14,094 --> 00:19:15,895
than maybe I would have liked,
379
00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:19,482
or perhaps you
would have liked.
380
00:19:19,483 --> 00:19:21,734
Come on, Jeff,
it was great.
381
00:19:21,735 --> 00:19:23,052
Are you sure?
382
00:19:23,053 --> 00:19:24,521
'Cause I'd be happy to take you
for another spin
383
00:19:24,522 --> 00:19:26,439
if you want.
384
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:31,611
That's nice, but...
Too late.
385
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,167
What?
386
00:19:38,168 --> 00:19:41,538
Oh...
387
00:19:41,539 --> 00:19:46,042
My toast.
388
00:19:52,354 --> 00:19:54,906
Thank you again, sir,
for a wonderful weekend.
389
00:19:54,907 --> 00:19:58,860
There you go. Mm...
390
00:19:58,861 --> 00:20:00,995
Ooh.
391
00:20:00,996 --> 00:20:03,414
It was my pleasure, Timmy.
392
00:20:03,415 --> 00:20:07,869
You know, I've been thinking
about music for the way home.
393
00:20:07,870 --> 00:20:09,287
And after Miami,
394
00:20:09,288 --> 00:20:13,591
I'm kind of in the mood
for some fiddler.
395
00:20:13,592 --> 00:20:15,510
Might be fun.
396
00:20:15,511 --> 00:20:19,180
Oh, that won't be
necessary, sir.
397
00:20:19,181 --> 00:20:21,883
I'm quite confident this will be
a much smoother trip.
398
00:20:21,884 --> 00:20:23,768
Why is that?
399
00:20:23,769 --> 00:20:25,603
You see, the thing is...
400
00:20:25,604 --> 00:20:29,057
I was able to procure some
very powerful sedatives.
401
00:20:31,677 --> 00:20:34,345
Excuse me?
402
00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:36,614
Did you dose me?
403
00:20:36,615 --> 00:20:38,783
What did you put
in the champagne?
404
00:20:38,784 --> 00:20:40,852
Nothing in yours, sir.
405
00:20:44,857 --> 00:20:47,592
Have a nice flight.
406
00:20:50,129 --> 00:20:51,179
No, Timmy.
407
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:55,333
Timmy...
Wake up!
408
00:20:55,334 --> 00:20:56,518
Flight attendants,
prepare for takeoff.
409
00:20:56,519 --> 00:20:58,536
No!
410
00:20:58,537 --> 00:21:01,506
No! Is that a goose?
411
00:21:01,507 --> 00:21:04,626
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412
00:21:04,627 --> 00:21:06,027
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