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Timmy.
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Sir, I have
your lunch right here.
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Where's my lunch?
It's here, I'm assembling it.
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Daddy's tum-tum
needs his sam-sam.
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It's coming.
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Yeah, sooner.
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Lunch. Lunch.
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Lunch.
Won't be a minute.
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Lunch.
Won't be a second.
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On my way.
Blah, blah, blah.
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Where is it?
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My lunch.
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Where is it?
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Your lunch, sir.
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Timmy?
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Hm? Yes?
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My sam-sam has a boo-boo.
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Oh, does it, now?
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And the chips are
much smaller than usual.
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Well, on the brighter side,
sir, there are more of them.
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Any theories?
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Now, that you mention it,
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I did notice there was a new
counter man at the deli.
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Perhaps he was a little
careless with your sam-sam.
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Perhaps.
Hm. Well...
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Well, I'll be sure
to give him a "what for".
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In the meantime, sir,
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try to enjoy your lunch.
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Timmy!
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Dude, what did you get
on your blouse?
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Oh, soda pop.
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I assumed it was dried up mace.
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No, mace dries clear.
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Something's up with Timmy.
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Why do you think that?
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Because lately my lunch
has been a little smashy.
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Like it's been punched.
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Oh, it was a punched sandwich,
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like they have in France.
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You mean a-a pressed sandwich?
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Oh, well, clearly
you're the expert.
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Well, all signs point to Timmy,
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but why would he abuse my food?
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Shot in the dark: he hates you.
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Um, you're not there every day.
You don't know.
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I'm there. He hates you.
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♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪
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♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪
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♪ With you by my side ♪
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♪ There is no denyin' ♪
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♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪
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Oh, gotta go.
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Hey, listen, Jeff, for dinner,
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I'm gonna defrost that thing
in the back of the freezer.
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You know that thing
that was there when we moved in?
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Dinner? There's no dinner, it's
Tuesday. It's your girl's night.
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Oh, no. No more girl's night.
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The group had whittled down
to me and Molly.
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And Molly took
that job in Chicago.
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I told you this
the other night, before bed.
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Right, I clearly stayed awake
for all of that story.
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Tonight just you
and I'll hang out.
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Maybe later we can pull
out the paint samples
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and finally solve the puzzle
of our powder room.
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Super.
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This is a nightmare.
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Hm, well, if you need help
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I really have
a good eye for color.
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I don't give a crap
about the color.
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What I want is a girl's night.
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Great. I need a credit card
and bring some cash for tipping.
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Audrey's girl's night.
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It's my one free free night.
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Free free night?
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Yes, a free night
that I don't have to ask for
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because Audrey's
already got plans.
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So she's not
letting me do something,
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so I don't owe her anything.
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Boy, I hear this guy and
I think, I'll never get married.
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Ooh, not so loud.
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We don't want the women
of New York
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all killing themselves.
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Uh, so, what do you do
on your free free night?
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Whatever the hell I want.
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The point is,
I get to do it alone.
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Now you'll never do it again.
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Exactly. Which is why
for our powder room,
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I'm leaning towards the color
of my blown out brains.
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Well, I'm not afraid
to admit that,
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you know, when Jen goes
out with her girlfriends,
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I miss her.
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Wait, Jen has a girl's night?
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Yeah.
And he misses her...
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Are we gonna skim over
how gay this is?
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Just for now. When is it?
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Well, actually,
she's having one tonight.
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Uh, all right. I gotta go.
I got... Well, wait.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah,
what was the thing?
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When Jen's gone he misses her.
Oh, right.
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Gay.
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Hey.
Hey.
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I need to talk to you.
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I'm coming in.
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Wait, is Audrey not with you?
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No, Audrey does not know
that I'm here.
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Okay, this is weird.
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I heard that you're going out
with your girlfriends tonight.
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Not getting less weird.
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I need you to do me a favor.
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Invite Audrey.
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What?
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Oh, she used to have
this weekly girl's night,
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but the last one
of 'em just moved away
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and she's really
broken up about it, so...
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Too bad. But this is a group
of friends from college.
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Well, Audrey went to college.
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But we went
to the same college.
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I'm not sure
she'd be interested.
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Oh, well, look, I know some of
her stories can be long-winded,
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and they don't
always have a point,
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and the work talk
can be pretty punishing.
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Interested. I'm not sure
she'd be interested.
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What are you kidding?
She's interested as hell.
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All right,
what's in this for you?
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, so you're just doing
something completely unselfish,
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just out of love for your wife?
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Yep.
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Nothing in it for you.
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No.
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I've got nowhere to be.
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Okay,
but she won't know anybody.
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She'll know you and booze.
She'll do fine.
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All right, sure.
I'll invite her.
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Great. Thanks.
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And, um, please don't tell
her that I asked?
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She has trouble making friends.
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Largely 'cause of me.
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I get that.
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In fact, when I saw you through
the peephole just now,
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I almost didn't open the door.
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I get that.
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Timmy? Can I see you
for a second?
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Yes, sir?
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Timmy, you happy here?
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Enjoying the gig?
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Reasonably, sir.
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Some days are better than others.
Hm.
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Well, I just happened
to be looking at
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some building surveillance tapes
and I'm guessing that, uh,
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this wasn't one
of your better days.
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Sir, when I sipped
and spit out your iced tea,
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I wasn't thinking clearly
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because I'd walked around all
day with an apple in my pants.
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I was tenderizing the Danish.
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Of course, my favorite.
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Will that be all, sir?
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Couple of bad days
in a row, huh, Timmy?
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Okay, I admit it.
I can't take it anymore.
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The abuse, the exploitation,
the ritual humiliation.
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It's all part of my new program.
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My tough love approach
to management.
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Tough love, sir?
Sit.
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Timmy, I'm like
an army drill sergeant.
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You hate me marching
you through the rain,
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but when in the jungle, and
Charlie's bringing the heat,
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you'll thank me
for everything I taught you.
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The point is,
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my former assistants have gone
into management,
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finance, marketing,
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heck, some of them
retired comfortably
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off the settlement money alone.
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In fact, I just got an invite
from my last assistant, Maynard,
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to the launch party
for his latest project.
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And what does Maynard do?
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He came in here a sniveling
little piece of crap like you.
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No offense, tough love.
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But after he left he became
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a hugely successful
video game designer.
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Really?
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Would I lie to you?
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With only short breaks
for sleeping.
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Well, you know what?
Come check it out yourself.
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You can pick his brain
to see what he learned.
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Uh, well, at this point,
sir, I'll try anything.
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One more thing, Timmy.
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Oh, dear God.
Sir, that's not me.
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I know, that's me having sex
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with the girl
on the third floor.
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You're not the only one
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who knows how to tenderize
the old Danish.
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Hey. What are you doing?
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Oh, I, uh, defrosted that thing
in the freezer
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and it started moving.
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I figured we'd
just order Chinese.
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What do you like?
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We have Hunan Garden,
Hunan Palace,
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or if you're more
in a Dragon mood
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we have Imperial,
and Twin, and...
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Oh, my God,
there's Hunan Dragon.
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Uh...
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This is your night?
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Moo shu, sweats and me?
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Why not just wear a T-shirt
that says, "I give up"?
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Well, I could've gone out with
Jen and her college friends...
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What do you mean "could've"?
That sounds like a great time.
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I just wasn't in the mood
to meet new people.
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Are you kidding me?
You could be getting in
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on the ground floor
of a super fun bunch.
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What's going on here?
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Nothing. I just
want you to have
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some great ladies
to hang out with.
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That's it?
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Yeah.
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There's nothing in it for you?
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Nope.
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I've got nowhere to be.
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You win. Here's the truth.
I know how much you used to
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look forward to your
girl's night out,
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and now that
you don't have it anymore,
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well, you seem a little sad.
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But I'm not sad.
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Oh, come on,
you're dead inside.
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Aud, I just want you
to get out there
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and have some fun.
Come on.
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You know what?
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Great. Why not? All right.
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You'll be all right by yourself?
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I will manage.
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Oh, and go easy
on those work stories,
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you know, you wanna
get invited back.
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Please, God,
be the wrong apartment.
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Hey, hon.
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How did this happen?
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Well, we started at Jen's place
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and then everyone wanted
to see our apartment...
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I'm sorry, I thought
you'd gone out.
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I went out to get some supplies.
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Ooh, what'd you get?
Hey. Quit that. Give me that.
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Jen just thought it'd be more
fun if we hung out here.
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It's such a hassle to go out.
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No, out... Out is fun,
I was just there.
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Hey, you guys. We got beer.
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You don't have beer.
I've got beer.
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Oh, look.
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Oh, not my tortilla chips.
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They're shaped like tiny bowls
to hold the salsa.
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Salsa but no guac? Weak, Jeff.
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Hi.
Get out.
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What? Why?
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Jen was supposed
to take Aud out tonight,
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but now they're all
over at my place,
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dipping my fancy chips
into my salsa.
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Hey, you are more than welcome
255
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,959
to join me at this party
with Russell.
256
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:27,162
Oh, thanks, but let's just stick
with you getting out of here.
257
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,499
That way I can still salvage
my free free night.
258
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:30,517
Where's the booze?
259
00:12:30,518 --> 00:12:32,535
All we have is
watermelon schnapps.
260
00:12:32,536 --> 00:12:35,371
Oh, dear God.
261
00:12:35,372 --> 00:12:36,822
Get some.
262
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:41,077
What's wrong with your TV?
263
00:12:41,078 --> 00:12:42,878
Well, Jen hooked
it up to the karaoke
264
00:12:42,879 --> 00:12:44,547
and now I can't get
it back to TV.
265
00:12:44,548 --> 00:12:47,633
You let a woman mess with
your electronics. That's smart.
266
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,485
Yeah, and you are sitting
in my apartment
267
00:12:49,486 --> 00:12:50,887
begging me for schnapps
268
00:12:50,888 --> 00:12:53,689
because clearly you know
how to handle the ladies.
269
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,009
Ugh.
270
00:13:05,302 --> 00:13:06,835
Look around, Timmy.
271
00:13:06,836 --> 00:13:08,904
This is all
for my former assistant.
272
00:13:08,905 --> 00:13:11,173
A guy very much like yourself,
273
00:13:11,174 --> 00:13:13,208
except for instead
of video games,
274
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,911
you'll make your mark in
whatever a kid from England...
275
00:13:15,912 --> 00:13:16,912
South Africa.
276
00:13:16,913 --> 00:13:18,447
Grew up dreaming about
277
00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:21,317
while he was helping out in
his dad's fish 'n' chips wagon.
278
00:13:21,318 --> 00:13:23,335
Law firm.
Hey, there he is.
279
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,721
Russell, I'm really
jazzed you could make it.
280
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,956
Yeah, of course you are.
281
00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:29,492
Hey, Timmy, this is my old
assistant, Maynard.
282
00:13:29,493 --> 00:13:30,893
Hello.
I was telling Timmy
283
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,862
when you came from Korea...
Cleveland.
284
00:13:33,863 --> 00:13:36,399
You were greener than snot.
285
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,601
But after a few years
of my tough love,
286
00:13:38,602 --> 00:13:39,835
now you're a big deal.
287
00:13:39,836 --> 00:13:41,003
Yes, I am.
288
00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:43,906
And I'll tell you,
you did inspire me.
289
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,075
Are you saying that working
for Mr. Dunbar
290
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,376
was a good thing?
291
00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:48,877
I can honestly say that tonight
292
00:13:48,878 --> 00:13:51,013
wouldn't have been possible
without him.
293
00:13:51,014 --> 00:13:53,382
Well, I can't
take all the credit.
294
00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:55,351
Okay, I'll take all the credit.
295
00:13:55,352 --> 00:13:57,853
Hey, listen, can you point out
296
00:13:57,854 --> 00:13:59,955
which of these ladies
are paid for?
297
00:13:59,956 --> 00:14:03,592
Uh, I should mingle.
Oh.
298
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,697
Still American.
299
00:14:07,698 --> 00:14:08,764
Did you hear that?
300
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,432
"Owes it all to me."
301
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,268
That's not exactly
what he said.
302
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,370
Well, he kind of did.
303
00:14:14,371 --> 00:14:16,039
I take your point, sir,
304
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,206
but I'm still not sure
305
00:14:17,207 --> 00:14:19,742
how working for you could
be a stepping stone to...
306
00:14:19,743 --> 00:14:23,946
Boobs ahoy, starboard side.
307
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,799
Whoa, this is great, huh?
308
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,102
I can't believe I'm blowing
my free free night
309
00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:30,236
in a room full of guys
310
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:33,572
who pop a rod
every time they see a robot.
311
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,575
I agree, man,
bot heads are dorks.
312
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,111
I'm more of a gamer.
313
00:14:38,112 --> 00:14:39,862
Really? Tell me less.
314
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,582
Yo, now that these programmers
315
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,517
have gotten used
to the new platforms,
316
00:14:44,518 --> 00:14:47,219
we're living in
a golden age of video games.
317
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,823
I would like
to be alone with the bar.
318
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,227
Super Martini-o Brothers?
319
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,829
Pong Collins?
What are these?
320
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,230
Theme drinks.
321
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,065
How about a bourbon
straight-up?
322
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,501
You mean
a Pac-Manhattan?
323
00:15:01,502 --> 00:15:02,801
How about a bourbon?
324
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,004
Hold the nerd.
325
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,189
Could I get a water, please?
326
00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:09,792
Water's not gonna
get you through this.
327
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:12,128
I'm good. It's my party.
328
00:15:12,129 --> 00:15:14,463
Oh, you must be Maynard.
Jeff Bingham.
329
00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:17,299
I'm sticking to water tonight.
Lot of socializing to do.
330
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:20,369
I've got a suite upstairs I
probably won't see till sunrise.
331
00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:22,204
Really?
332
00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:24,457
Here's your water.
333
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:28,794
So, uh, you into video... ? Games?
334
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,931
I lost my room key. Could I get
another, please?
335
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,468
No problem, sir. Name?
336
00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,503
Maynard.
337
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,271
And your last name?
338
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,441
That matters?
339
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:46,695
It's Chang. Why?
340
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,948
Excuse me, I need
another room key.
341
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:53,636
My name is Chang.
Maynard Chang.
342
00:15:57,775 --> 00:16:00,342
Sir, I think I'm going to leave.
343
00:16:00,343 --> 00:16:01,711
What? Why?
344
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:03,546
None of this is making me
feel better
345
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:04,914
about being in your employ.
346
00:16:04,915 --> 00:16:06,849
You know what'll
make you feel better?
347
00:16:06,850 --> 00:16:11,754
Throw down a couple of these
Donkey Kongs-mopolitans.
348
00:16:11,755 --> 00:16:13,823
I just don't see how
Maynard's success
349
00:16:13,824 --> 00:16:15,825
had anything to do
with working for you.
350
00:16:15,826 --> 00:16:18,160
Oh, well, if it wasn't me
then what was it?
351
00:16:18,161 --> 00:16:20,296
Oh, his Ivy League education?
352
00:16:20,297 --> 00:16:21,531
His strong work ethic?
353
00:16:21,532 --> 00:16:23,399
His ability to read
and capitalize
354
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,934
on prevailing market trends?
355
00:16:24,935 --> 00:16:27,670
That's a reach.
356
00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:31,741
Quiet, someone who appreciates
me is about to talk.
357
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:33,275
Thanks, everybody.
358
00:16:33,276 --> 00:16:34,710
Um, I'm thrilled so many fans
359
00:16:34,711 --> 00:16:36,278
could make it here tonight.
360
00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:39,882
But you're not here to see me,
you're here to see my new game!
361
00:16:41,785 --> 00:16:44,520
What a bunch of palm jockeys.
362
00:16:44,521 --> 00:16:45,721
Here we go!
363
00:16:45,722 --> 00:16:47,723
In a world of demons,
364
00:16:47,724 --> 00:16:49,759
dragons, and ogres,
365
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,296
there is one creature
more evil than all the rest.
366
00:16:53,297 --> 00:16:56,382
Show yourself, foul beast.
367
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,200
Heh-heh. Heh-heh.
368
00:16:58,201 --> 00:17:00,202
You thinketh me a coward?
369
00:17:00,203 --> 00:17:02,538
You kind of are.
370
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,609
Smashgnome.
371
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,148
Oh, my gosh.
372
00:17:12,149 --> 00:17:14,349
It's you.
373
00:17:15,652 --> 00:17:18,253
What's me?
374
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,689
Heh-heh, missed me.
375
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,791
Loser.
376
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,060
I'm not seeing it.
377
00:17:24,061 --> 00:17:26,495
Sayonara, suck wads!
378
00:17:26,496 --> 00:17:28,130
Ha, classic. Heh-heh.
379
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,731
Heh-heh.
380
00:17:32,586 --> 00:17:35,221
Looks like Maynard has even
more pent-up aggression
381
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,355
toward you than I do.
382
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,224
I can't believe this.
Neither can I.
383
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:41,793
This is more inspirational than
I could ever have hoped for.
384
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,529
You're the gnome.
No.
385
00:17:45,248 --> 00:17:47,149
The gnome.
386
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,768
Hey, everyone, look.
387
00:17:48,769 --> 00:17:50,402
The gnome's here.
388
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,437
No. No.
389
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:54,707
Gnome! Gnome! Gnome!
390
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,447
Hey.
391
00:18:21,818 --> 00:18:24,386
Hey.
What...?
392
00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:26,488
What are you doing in my room?
393
00:18:26,489 --> 00:18:30,893
Don't worry, I'm Maynard, um...
394
00:18:30,894 --> 00:18:32,311
What's his name?
395
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,363
No, I am.
396
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:39,468
Yeah, and you said you weren't
gonna be back until sunrise.
397
00:18:41,271 --> 00:18:42,705
I'm gonna call security.
398
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:46,909
Oh, don't bother, I'm leaving.
399
00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:49,511
And save yourself 12 bucks
on pay-per-view.
400
00:18:49,512 --> 00:18:51,313
Genital Hospital,
401
00:18:51,314 --> 00:18:53,916
not gonna get you there.
402
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,340
Wow.
403
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,609
So you really broke
into this guy's hotel room
404
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,545
and stayed there
till 3 in the morning?
405
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:10,048
Yeah. 3:30.
406
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:13,302
Just so you could be alone?
Yeah.
407
00:19:13,303 --> 00:19:15,921
Why didn't you just tell me you
wanted some alone time?
408
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,823
Well, that would've
been free time,
409
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,960
but not free free time.
410
00:19:22,879 --> 00:19:26,632
Uh, boy.
411
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,283
And why is that?
412
00:19:28,284 --> 00:19:29,918
Because then I'd owe you.
413
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,353
And sometime in the future,
414
00:19:31,354 --> 00:19:34,273
maybe 30 years from now, you'll
say to me,
415
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:37,460
"Remember that time I gave you
a night to yourself?"
416
00:19:37,461 --> 00:19:40,996
More likely 30 years
from now I'll say to you,
417
00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:44,599
"Wow, you look a lot like
my first husband."
418
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,935
Look, you know, Aud,
419
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:48,570
we've been together constantly
for all these years.
420
00:19:48,571 --> 00:19:51,474
Aren't you thrilled when you get
some time to yourself?
421
00:19:51,475 --> 00:19:55,026
Absolutely not.
422
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,047
I cherish every moment
that we spend together.
423
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,384
I think those are the most
special times...
424
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:08,257
You almost had me there.
425
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:12,494
I know, I couldn't land it.
426
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:20,435
Timmy! What's taking so long?
427
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:23,405
Lunch, lunch.
428
00:20:23,406 --> 00:20:26,091
One moment, sir.
429
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:30,129
Heh-heh.
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