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- Last time,
on "everybody loves raymond"...
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- No, knock-knock jokes
right now.
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We're going upstairs.
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- Geoffrey, say, "orange."
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- Marie, please stop.
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We are not telling
knock-knock jokes right now.
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We are going upstairs
for our baths, all right?
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Thank you.
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
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- Well.
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- Your mother is acting
like a child,
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Giving me the silent treatment.
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Do you realize how
passive-aggressive that is?
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- First of all, I'm sorry
I came over when I did.
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I should know by now,
by late afternoon,
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You've lost complete control
of the kids.
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- So...
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She's talking to you again.
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- Well, she can do whatever
she wants,
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Because I'm done talking to her.
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- Now, I know
when we're angry and hurt,
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We can only see the negative
in the other person.
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But you two people know,
deep down,
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How you feel about each other,
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How you care about each other,
and how much--
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How much you love each other.
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- A good fastball
with some movement on it.
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Down goes johnson.
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- Frank, if you're
gonna have cereal,
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You can't just leave the milk
sitting out.
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How many times
have I told you that?
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- 1,000.
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Might as well just give it up.
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- Look at this place.
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It's a pigsty.
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You're like some kind
of an animal.
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- A pig?
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- Just watch yourself, mister.
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- I tell ya,
this thing with debra
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Has got her nuttier
than ever.
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They should just
lace up the gloves
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And go at it
in the backyard.
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- Come on; those two are
goin' through a tough time.
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All you can think about
is how it affects you?
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- You're like a lady.
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- You know what I noticed?
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Even when debra's all,
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"ray! Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray!
Ray! Ray!"
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If she finds out
I'm comin' over here,
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She goes out of her way
to be nice to me.
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- What do you mean?
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- Well, like yesterday,
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Ma wanted me to come over,
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And debra all of a sudden
was like,
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"hey, why don't you go
hit a bucket of balls?"
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- She told you to go
to the driving range?
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- Yeah.
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And then I also went
on the go-carts.
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Hey, you know what?
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You should try this with mom,
get what you want.
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Just talk to her,
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And throw debra into the mix.
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- Ah.
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I like that...
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Except for
the "talk to her" part.
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- You can't do that to ma.
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She's your wife.
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- Go home.
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Hey, marie!
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- What?
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- Uh, you're right,
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I have been
making a mess here.
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We'll just go over to debra's.
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- What are you talking about?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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I'll get out of your hair.
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- No, don't be silly.
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Sit.
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- No, no, no, no.
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It's easy enough
to go across the street.
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Come on, ray.
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- No, why would you do that?
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You know what you need?
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Grilled cheese.
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- Double cheese?
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No crust?
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- Of course. Sit.
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Would you like
a grilled cheese, raymond?
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- You got bacon?
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- Of course.
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- How about you, rob?
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- [pointedly]
no, thank you.
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- Okay, then,
two grilled cheese comin' up.
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- I love you.
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[phone rings]
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- Hello.
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Hey, ma.
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Yeah, yeah, dad's here.
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We're just watching the game.
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Yeah, but she's leaving
to pick up the kids.
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- Does she want to know
what I'm doing?
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Tell her I'm here too.
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- Robert's here too.
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I don't know.
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He wanted me to tell you.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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Ma wasn't too happy
that you're here, dad.
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- Good, she's getting
the message.
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I came over here
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Because the omelet
she made me this morning
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Was half-assed.
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- You're here to punish ma?
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I think that's terrible.
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- No, I'll tell you
what's terrible:
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A salami omelet
that's skimpy on the salami.
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- You know what, ray?
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Tell your mother
not to call here anymore.
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I am sick of feeling like
I can't answer the phone
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In my own house.
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- I can't tell her
not to call.
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- I'll do it.
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- All right, I'll tell her
if she needs to talk to me
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To let the phone ring once--
that'll be her signal--
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Then hang up and call back.
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- Fine, I'll use
the same signal
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If you're over there
and I need to talk to you.
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- And when I pick up, you do
a little heavy breathing--
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- I'll be back
in half an hour.
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- Hello?
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- What's goin' on, ma?
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- I thought you boys
could use a little snack.
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Stuffed mushrooms.
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- Let's have it.
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- I know it's usually
slim pickings around here.
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That's why I wanted
to bring these over
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As quickly as I could.
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- Mmm, these are good.
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Better than that omelet.
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- Yes, I know.
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I'm sorry.
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I was almost out of salami,
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And I knew
the omelet wasn't right.
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I should've just thrown it out
or given it to robbie.
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Well, eat up, boys.
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There's plenty more
where that came from...
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Across the street.
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- Ray, your car is blocking me,
so if you--
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So I'll just
take your car.
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Okay?
If that's okay.
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- Yeah, okay.
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- Well, boys,
I have to get back.
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I've got a lot of treats
to make,
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Which will be delicious.
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- You know, ray,
as long as I'm taking your car,
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Do you want me
to gas it up for you?
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- Oh, yeah, if you don't mind.
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- No, no, it would be fun.
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- Frank, I'm gonna make
cannelloni tonight.
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- Sounds okay.
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- Oh, actually, no.
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Instead of cannelloni,
I'll make some lamb.
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A whole lamb.
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- Yeah?
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With that mint jelly I like?
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- Of course, whatever you want,
h-honey.
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- Oh, come on.
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- So, ray, uh...
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What if I bring home
a pizza for dinner?
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- Oh.
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- And maybe a nice bottle
of wine?
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- Oh!
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- Marie, no wine.
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- Frank, you rascal.
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- Okay, well,
I'll see you, sweetie.
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Bye, frank.
Bye, robert.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- I love you fellas!
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Bye-bye!
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- Oh, man!
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We gotta get these two hens
together more often.
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- I know.
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I'll bet I can get a week
of golf at myrtle beach.
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- I might be able
to get marie
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Up on the roof
to clean the gutters.
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[laughter]
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- You two, playing your wives
against each other--
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You're despicable!
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- Calm down, dainty duck.
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- Yeah, what?
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We tried to get them
to stop fighting.
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If they wanna keep it up,
why should we have to suffer?
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- There's a difference
between not suffering
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And exploiting
the situation.
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You should be
supporting your wives,
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Bringing them together.
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This is not the way
for a family to behave.
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- You know, while marie's
up on the roof,
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I'll have her install
a satellite dish.
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- Hi, robert.
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- Hey, deb.
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- Come on in.
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- All right.
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Raymond around?
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- No, he's out
buying himself a new putter.
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- Isn't that nice for him.
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So how are you?
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- I'm fine.
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- That's good. I'm glad
one of us is fine.
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- You're not fine, robert?
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- Well, you know me--
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I don't do well
with the tension.
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It gets me right in the gut.
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And this thing
with you and my mom,
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Muy tensionoso.
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- Is that spanish
for "very tense"?
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- I don't know.
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All I know is,
I'm popping antacids
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Like they're
cocktail peanuts.
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Come on, you know,
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This fight has gone on
long enough.
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I bet you can't
even remember
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Why you were mad at each other
in the first place.
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- Why?
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Because your mother
is condescending,
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Overbearing, patronizing...
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- Okay, okay.
- Manipulative--
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- Okay!
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The whys are not important.
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But what is important
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Is to remember
that life is short.
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You know how
they always say
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You should never
go to bed mad?
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Well, I say it'd even be worse
to go to the big bed mad.
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Hmm?
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- I'm sorry, robert.
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I--I know what you're saying,
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But I have to tell you,
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I need to start thinking
about myself for a change.
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- Okay.
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I know that raymond's
thinking about himself.
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- Ray? What--what--
what do you mean?
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- Huh?
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- What is it, robert?
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- Well, maybe it's just me,
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But I'm of the opinion
that a man should be
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More concerned
about his family's well-being
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Than figuring out a way
to get his wife to let him go
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On a week-long golf retreat
to myrtle beach.
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- What golf retreat?
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- Come on;
you haven't noticed
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He's been dropping hints
like crazy?
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Maybe that's because
you're too busy running around
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Gassing up his car,
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Drinking wine,
and having to...
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Do things
because of the wine.
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- Robert, all I--
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- Wake up, sis!
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Dad and raymond have
a laundry list of stuff
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They're trying to get
out of you two!
263
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,478
They're exploiting
the situation.
264
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,313
They're playing you two
against each other.
265
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:32,150
They're laughing at you,
and it's making me sick!
266
00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:38,990
But if it doesn't bother you...
267
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,536
You know, they say you should
never go to bed mad.
268
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:55,840
Well, I say it'd be even worse
to go the big bed mad.
269
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,076
Hmm?
270
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,882
All right, ma.
271
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,950
There's something
you should know.
272
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,552
And I'm only saying this
'cause I don't want
273
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,555
To see you on the roof.
274
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:21,099
- [whistling]
275
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,302
Hey, moonshine!
276
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,438
Well, here she is.
277
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,274
A little more expensive
than I thought,
278
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,342
But it'll be worth it,
you know,
279
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:35,847
If I ever go on a, I don't know,
golf retreat or something.
280
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,816
- Yeah, that's nice.
281
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,051
Let me ask you something, ray.
282
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,953
How long did you think
you'd be able
283
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,022
To use me and your mom?
284
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,824
- How's that?
285
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,927
- You didn't think
I was smart enough
286
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,595
To see what you were doing?
287
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,530
- I don't--what are you
talking about?
288
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,032
- Don't play dumb with me!
289
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,100
- I'm not!
This is how I am.
290
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,405
- You know,
you're not exactly subtle,
291
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,574
Sittin' there
like some roman emperor.
292
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:05,109
"bring me my pizza!
Serve me my wine!
293
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,978
Pretend you're
a lonely nurse!"
294
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,389
- Hey.
295
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,225
You know what the guys
at the lodge
296
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,893
Were just tellin' me?
297
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,196
Apparently, if you
install it yourself,
298
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:29,500
A satellite dish is
actually quite affordable.
299
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,237
Makes you think,
doesn't it?
300
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,973
Anyway, make me a sandwich,
will ya?
301
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,575
- You want a sandwich?
302
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,478
- Uh, roast beef, mayo,
mustard, lettuce,
303
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,048
Tomato, cheese,
easy onion.
304
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,552
- Sounds nice.
What kind of bread?
305
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:51,656
- Let's go with the whole wheat
today, shall we?
306
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,258
- All right.
307
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:58,529
- Ow! Hey! Hey! Ow!
308
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,498
Okay, white bread, then!
309
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,967
- You didn't think I'd
catch on to you, mr. Sleazy man?
310
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,970
Oh, I caught on.
Oh, did I catch on!
311
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,473
Sure, getting the two of us
to wait on you hand and foot,
312
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,575
Through exploiting
the situation.
313
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,277
I wish this bread
was stale.
314
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,579
I would give you
a concussion!
315
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,362
Look who it is.
316
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,998
I suppose you're here
to get something to eat.
317
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,435
- Don't ask
for a sandwich.
318
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,004
- If you're hungry, I suggest
you go back across the street,
319
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,273
'cause this kitchen
is closed!
320
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:46,344
- Her too?
321
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,179
- Yeah.
322
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,480
What happened to you?
323
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,182
- Debra.
324
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,684
She started yellin' at me
325
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,519
And tellin' me I was using
her fight with mom
326
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,020
For my own good,
327
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:58,289
Said I was exploiting
the situation.
328
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,625
- Wait a minute.
329
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,493
"exploiting the situation,"
330
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,495
That's exactly what
your mother just said.
331
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:07,498
- Really? Well, how did
both mom and debra know--
332
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,701
- Oh, hey,
I forgot my tums.
333
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,718
Well, I'm off.
334
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,456
- Hey, robert.
335
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,258
You got any idea
why ray and I
336
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:37,228
Just got our grapes crushed
by the broads?
337
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,534
- Okay, take it easy.
338
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,237
Some things might have been said
in passing that--
339
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,740
That possibly could have been
misconstrued.
340
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:51,476
- You sold us out, man!
- You're a rat!
341
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,478
We had something good going,
and you ruined it!
342
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,013
- Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
343
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,681
You didn't have
"something good" going.
344
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,416
- Yes, we did!
345
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,752
For once,
I was enjoying my marriage!
346
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,157
- Let me tell you
something.
347
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,625
You two got
what you deserved.
348
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,293
I don't care
that you're mad at me.
349
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,429
I'm sorry that your putter
got bent, raymond,
350
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,431
And I'm sorry
ma's not hanging off the roof
351
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,100
With 50 foot of cable
and a ratchet!
352
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:25,710
But, by god,
I will do whatever it takes
353
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:30,381
To make this family whole!
354
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,817
- I think you're
the family hole.
355
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,719
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
356
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:38,089
[both yelling]
357
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,158
- What's going on here?
358
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,360
- Hey, robert, why don't you
run cryin' to your mommy
359
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,662
And tell her about how mean
we just were to you?
360
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,098
- Yeah, squeal on us again,
mommy-lover!
361
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,368
That's right.
That's right.
362
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,536
- Shut up, raymond.
363
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,538
[men gasp]
364
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:58,409
- We don't say "shut up"
in this house.
365
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,344
- First of all,
it's never squealing
366
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,647
If you're telling something
to your mother.
367
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,149
And I happen to appreciate
robbie letting me know
368
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:08,786
What you two were trying
to do to debra and me.
369
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:12,757
I would be happy to make you
something to eat.
370
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,725
[phone rings]
371
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,260
- Wait.
372
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,333
One ring.
373
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,602
That's debra's signal.
374
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,170
[ringing resumes]
375
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,706
- You can pick up
that phone, ma.
376
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,308
[ringing]
377
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,710
Ma, make this right.
378
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:36,647
You can make this right.
379
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,382
[ringing continues]
380
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:41,419
You can do it, ma.
381
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,621
Remember that big bed.
382
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,192
Attaway, ma!
383
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,727
Ma!
384
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,464
This was your chance!
385
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,299
What did we just
talk about in there?
386
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,734
What about the big bed?
387
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,336
- All your talk
about the big bed,
388
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,570
Why don't you
tell that to debra?
389
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,507
- I did!
390
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,810
- You did?
391
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:11,782
You told her
the same thing you told me?
392
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,718
- I was just trying to--
to show--
393
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,155
- Oh! Enough.
394
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:20,458
You're a double agent.
395
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,660
- What are you talking about?
396
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,830
- Yeah, that's exactly
what a double agent would say.
397
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,537
- You didn't have
enough faith in me
398
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,172
To know that I would do
the right thing,
399
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,540
So you went to her too.
400
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,741
- You didn't do
the right thing!
401
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,276
- That's hardly the point!
402
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,311
- Hardly!
403
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,346
What he did is much worse
than what we did, right, ma?
404
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,415
- Shut up, raymond.
405
00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:49,754
- We say it all the time now?
406
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,556
- Tell me something,
robert.
407
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:55,293
Who did you talk to first
about this, debra or me?
408
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,428
- I don't remember.
409
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,263
- You went to her first,
410
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:01,499
Because you couldn't wait
to take her side over mine!
411
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,267
- I'm on no one's side!
412
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,503
- You obviously don't love me
the way I love you.
413
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,572
Get out!
- Ma!
414
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,207
I'm on the family's side!
415
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,975
- Throw him out!
- With pleasure!
416
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,778
- All right, I'm going!
417
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,880
But let me just say this.
418
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:21,385
When we are all
in that big bed,
419
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,855
I'll be the only one able
to sleep through the night.
420
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,465
- I ain't sleepin'
in that bed with him.
421
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,900
He sleeps naked.
422
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,486
- I wasn't goin' anywhere.
423
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,592
Don't bend 'em.
424
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,410
- [sighs]
425
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:32,657
I'd like some chips.
426
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,946
- Oh!
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