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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,947 --> 00:00:04,686 (faint, indistinct chatter) 2 00:00:04,786 --> 00:00:06,122 (both laugh) 3 00:00:06,222 --> 00:00:08,460 - (indistinct chatter) - (chuckles) 4 00:00:08,594 --> 00:00:11,399 But enough about my past, I want to hear about yours. 5 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:13,905 Who was the first guy that you were in love with? 6 00:00:14,005 --> 00:00:16,342 Okay. (chuckles) His name was Billy Blum. 7 00:00:16,442 --> 00:00:17,712 Was he gorgeous? 8 00:00:17,812 --> 00:00:19,616 - So gorgeous. Oh, my God, I was so obsessed - Yeah. 9 00:00:19,716 --> 00:00:20,985 - with him. - Sure. 10 00:00:21,085 --> 00:00:22,789 Mm. All we ever did was kiss. 11 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:24,058 We tried to keep it a secret, 12 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:25,528 but then we came into school one day, 13 00:00:25,628 --> 00:00:27,131 both of us had poison ivy. 14 00:00:27,231 --> 00:00:29,468 'Cause you were rolling around in the ivy with Blum? 15 00:00:29,603 --> 00:00:30,872 - Yeah, yeah. - You dog. 16 00:00:30,972 --> 00:00:33,210 - In the back 40. - The back 40? 17 00:00:33,310 --> 00:00:35,715 - (laughs) Yeah. - What is that, a Canadian phrase? 18 00:00:35,815 --> 00:00:37,117 - Yeah. Yeah. - I like that. 19 00:00:37,218 --> 00:00:38,588 That was real love. 20 00:00:38,688 --> 00:00:40,959 - What about you? - Mm. 21 00:00:40,959 --> 00:00:42,996 - Eighth grade. - Mm. 22 00:00:42,996 --> 00:00:44,700 - Bus stop. - Mm. 23 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:45,868 Brittany Parker shows up. 24 00:00:45,868 --> 00:00:47,204 - Mm-hmm. - Rocks the foundation 25 00:00:47,304 --> 00:00:49,843 - of my soul. - (laughs) 26 00:00:49,843 --> 00:00:52,515 That's first loves for you, huh? 27 00:00:52,616 --> 00:00:55,020 Yeah. I mean... 28 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,024 - Mm? - I was 29 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:58,995 beginning to think that that type of love 30 00:00:59,095 --> 00:01:02,201 only existed when you were a kid. 31 00:01:06,142 --> 00:01:09,015 (whispers): Are we crazy? 32 00:01:09,148 --> 00:01:11,553 I don't know, but... 33 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,824 I would be crazy 34 00:01:13,925 --> 00:01:16,029 one million times over 35 00:01:16,129 --> 00:01:19,101 if it meant being crazy with you. 36 00:01:24,278 --> 00:01:26,517 - DIRECTOR: And cut. - (buzzer sounds) 37 00:01:26,517 --> 00:01:29,255 - That was such a good take. - Yeah. 38 00:01:29,355 --> 00:01:31,092 - I fucking felt that one. - Me, too. 39 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:32,428 Hey, was that good for camera? 40 00:01:32,529 --> 00:01:34,065 - DIRECTOR: Yeah, good. - DAVE: Okay, cool. 41 00:01:34,198 --> 00:01:35,367 - Uh... - Whew. 42 00:01:35,367 --> 00:01:36,937 I feel, like, really well covered 43 00:01:37,037 --> 00:01:38,440 - with this outro scene. - RACHEL: Thank you. 44 00:01:38,541 --> 00:01:40,377 What I would love-- I know you have a hard out, 45 00:01:40,477 --> 00:01:41,914 but before you go, is there any way we could get, like, one more 46 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:44,418 - crack at the verse? - Fuck yeah. 47 00:01:44,519 --> 00:01:46,289 - Let's do it. - Okay. Great. All right, 48 00:01:46,389 --> 00:01:48,494 we're gonna do the verse and the hook one more time. 49 00:01:48,594 --> 00:01:51,065 Reset, everyone. Back to one. Let's change and get to it. 50 00:01:51,065 --> 00:01:52,368 DIRECTOR: Yeah, that's great. Let's do it. 51 00:01:52,468 --> 00:01:54,071 Okay, get Brad back to his one, please. 52 00:01:54,171 --> 00:01:56,610 DIRECTOR: All right, and hit it, Peter. 53 00:01:56,710 --> 00:01:58,480 ♪ I just want to take you to a ball ♪ 54 00:01:58,581 --> 00:02:01,085 ♪ Have a ball, girl, valet will call me ♪ 55 00:02:01,085 --> 00:02:03,156 ♪ Mr. McAdams ♪ 56 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:04,693 ♪ Rachel, they gonna call me ♪ 57 00:02:04,693 --> 00:02:06,396 ♪ Mr. McAdams ♪ 58 00:02:06,396 --> 00:02:08,366 ♪ I take your name, girl, facts ♪ 59 00:02:08,466 --> 00:02:10,638 ♪ It's insanely farfetched, I ain't playing ♪ 60 00:02:10,738 --> 00:02:12,742 ♪ Why you think I been rapping? ♪ 61 00:02:12,876 --> 00:02:14,646 ♪ To be Mr. McAdams ♪ 62 00:02:14,746 --> 00:02:16,684 ♪ Say yes, are you a blonde or brunette? ♪ 63 00:02:16,784 --> 00:02:18,587 ♪ You pull 'em both off like socks in a bed ♪ 64 00:02:18,587 --> 00:02:20,558 ♪ Notebook even had a little bit of red ♪ 65 00:02:20,658 --> 00:02:22,495 ♪ I don't know why I'm telling you about your hair ♪ 66 00:02:22,595 --> 00:02:24,231 ♪ You would know best, you was there, it's your hair ♪ 67 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:25,601 ♪ Girl, I confess that I suck dick ♪ 68 00:02:25,702 --> 00:02:27,304 ♪ Not suck dick, like give head ♪ 69 00:02:27,404 --> 00:02:29,141 ♪ I'm just bad at doing this shit ♪ 70 00:02:29,141 --> 00:02:30,410 ♪ Girl, just let me prove that I'm him ♪ 71 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:32,181 ♪ Heard you're five-foot-four ♪ 72 00:02:32,281 --> 00:02:33,684 ♪ I bet you didn't even know that's ♪ 73 00:02:33,784 --> 00:02:35,387 ♪ My ideal height, I'm six foot ♪ 74 00:02:35,487 --> 00:02:37,224 ♪ Eh, five eleven, I'm five ten ♪ 75 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,928 ♪ Friends say I'm funny, and I got fans, too ♪ 76 00:02:38,928 --> 00:02:40,832 ♪ So I can relate to this being off-putting ♪ 77 00:02:40,932 --> 00:02:42,569 ♪ But I just know you'd like what I could give ♪ 78 00:02:42,569 --> 00:02:44,038 ♪ Imagine guac without no chips ♪ 79 00:02:44,138 --> 00:02:45,608 ♪ Imagine me up at your door ♪ 80 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:47,411 ♪ Out of nowhere, what would you say? ♪ 81 00:02:47,512 --> 00:02:49,148 ♪ What would we do? Probably be weird ♪ 82 00:02:49,281 --> 00:02:50,651 ♪ Too much build-up, too much presh ♪ 83 00:02:50,752 --> 00:02:53,323 ♪ Or maybe we would fuck like rabbits ♪ 84 00:02:53,456 --> 00:02:55,360 ♪ Maybe I'm your Brad Pitt, fuck Brad Pitt ♪ 85 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:58,968 ♪ Don't think about him, I'm Mr. McAdams ♪ 86 00:02:58,968 --> 00:03:00,203 ♪ Rachel, they gonna call me ♪ 87 00:03:00,303 --> 00:03:02,207 ♪ Mr. McAdams ♪ 88 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,646 ♪ I take your name, girl, facts ♪ 89 00:03:04,746 --> 00:03:07,184 ♪ It's insanely farfetched, I ain't playing ♪ 90 00:03:07,184 --> 00:03:08,687 ♪ Why you think I been rapping? ♪ 91 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:10,525 ♪ To be Mr. McAdams ♪ 92 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,327 ♪ Say yes. ♪ 93 00:03:15,902 --> 00:03:16,970 Wow. 94 00:03:16,970 --> 00:03:18,306 - Woo! Yes! - Fuck yeah. 95 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:19,643 - (grunts) - Love it. 96 00:03:19,776 --> 00:03:22,147 Hey, is this creepy and, like, stalker-y 97 00:03:22,247 --> 00:03:23,517 in a weird way, or is this cool? 98 00:03:23,617 --> 00:03:25,220 Well, it's supposed to be a little bit, right? 99 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,657 - Yeah, it's, like, funny. - RACHEL: Yeah, yeah. 100 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:28,159 Shit, sorry, my shoe was squeaking on that one. 101 00:03:28,259 --> 00:03:29,730 Did I fuck up sound? 102 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:31,934 Oh, we're not even getting sound. It's a music video. 103 00:03:32,034 --> 00:03:33,938 (laughs) Right. Right. 104 00:03:34,038 --> 00:03:35,073 He's not used to the format. 105 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,577 - No, it's okay. - BRAD: Great. Well, 106 00:03:36,677 --> 00:03:37,979 that's all you want? That's it? That's just the... 107 00:03:38,079 --> 00:03:39,482 - And we're...? - Yeah. 108 00:03:39,583 --> 00:03:41,687 I think it's kind of cooler to not overuse you. 109 00:03:41,787 --> 00:03:43,189 - Great. - Yeah. 110 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:44,258 - Easiest day I've ever had. - That's smart. 111 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:45,628 - Hey. - Uh-huh? 112 00:03:45,728 --> 00:03:47,131 - Thank you for coming. - Uh, we could still... 113 00:03:47,131 --> 00:03:48,133 BRAD: Tell me, are you gonna call 114 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:49,468 Newt or what? 115 00:03:49,569 --> 00:03:51,072 Oh, my God, stop harassing me about it. 116 00:03:51,172 --> 00:03:53,276 - I will, I will. I just... - You... 117 00:03:53,376 --> 00:03:55,681 I just call him and ask him like that? 118 00:03:55,681 --> 00:03:58,521 No, no, no, no, no. He only responds to grocery terms, 119 00:03:58,521 --> 00:04:00,123 so if you want one, say "carrot." 120 00:04:00,223 --> 00:04:01,760 If you want a bunch, say "bananas." 121 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:03,096 Bananas? 122 00:04:03,196 --> 00:04:04,533 Newt? 123 00:04:04,633 --> 00:04:06,102 - RACHEL: Oh... - DAVE: What're we talking about? 124 00:04:06,202 --> 00:04:07,672 You are a fucking liar. 125 00:04:07,772 --> 00:04:09,275 - I am so fucking with you. - (laughs) 126 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:10,745 - Fucker. Ugh. - Come here. 127 00:04:10,878 --> 00:04:12,281 Just tell him what you want. It's all good. 128 00:04:12,381 --> 00:04:13,884 Really. Seriously. Trust me. All right? 129 00:04:13,884 --> 00:04:15,788 - Okay. All right. - I'm so happy to see you, really. 130 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,091 - Okay. I miss you. - Be well. 131 00:04:17,191 --> 00:04:19,195 - Okay, you, too. - Thanks. Thanks, everyone. 132 00:04:19,295 --> 00:04:20,698 - Yeah, you be great now. - BRAD: Thanks, all. 133 00:04:20,698 --> 00:04:22,769 - Okay, it's time. - Very strong bodied. 134 00:04:22,869 --> 00:04:25,207 - So... (sighs) - Yeah. 135 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,610 Guess that's it, huh? 136 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:27,946 - Okay. - But... 137 00:04:28,046 --> 00:04:31,085 I haven't had that much fun on set in literal years. 138 00:04:31,185 --> 00:04:33,323 You're-- Thank you for getting Brad Pitt 139 00:04:33,423 --> 00:04:34,626 to be in my fucking video. 140 00:04:34,726 --> 00:04:37,499 - Oh. - And for being here with me and 141 00:04:37,599 --> 00:04:39,101 thank you for making my dreams come true. 142 00:04:39,201 --> 00:04:41,540 Oh, my God, stop. 143 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,311 I would do anything for you... 144 00:04:45,213 --> 00:04:47,685 ...Mr. McAdams. 145 00:04:47,785 --> 00:04:49,054 Mm. 146 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:50,591 And let me know how it goes with Robyn. 147 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:53,196 - I know breakups are tough, so call me - Yeah. 148 00:04:53,196 --> 00:04:54,599 - if you need me. - Okay. 149 00:04:54,733 --> 00:04:56,737 - I got you. - Tell your family I say hi. 150 00:04:56,870 --> 00:04:59,776 - RACHEL: I will. (laughs) - Uncle Dingo says hi. 151 00:04:59,876 --> 00:05:01,713 - RACHEL: Bye. - Bye. 152 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:10,463 ♪ ♪ 153 00:05:17,144 --> 00:05:19,315 And on the seventh day, 154 00:05:19,415 --> 00:05:20,918 God made Brad Pitt. 155 00:05:21,018 --> 00:05:22,321 (both laugh) 156 00:05:22,454 --> 00:05:23,824 Thank you so much for being here, man. 157 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,327 - You killed it. - Yeah? 158 00:05:25,427 --> 00:05:26,964 - Yeah, that syncopated rap shit. - Aw. 159 00:05:27,097 --> 00:05:28,534 I wish I could do what you do. 160 00:05:28,634 --> 00:05:30,303 Oh, please, I'm sure you could do anything you want. 161 00:05:30,403 --> 00:05:31,940 Oh, hardly. (laughs) 162 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,044 - No, I bet you could do it all. - No. Well, I'll tell you, 163 00:05:34,144 --> 00:05:35,948 I have been toying with the idea 164 00:05:36,048 --> 00:05:38,286 of getting into the space. 165 00:05:38,419 --> 00:05:40,090 - Oh, cool. Like... - Yeah. 166 00:05:40,190 --> 00:05:41,493 Like outer space travel? 167 00:05:41,593 --> 00:05:43,797 - Bezos? - The musical space. 168 00:05:43,797 --> 00:05:44,966 Ah. 169 00:05:44,966 --> 00:05:46,335 Rhythm, beats. 170 00:05:46,435 --> 00:05:48,707 Well, hey, I have a whole setup at my house. 171 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,511 - You are welcome anytime. I got an iso booth, mic. 172 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:51,713 - Really? - Yeah, whatever you want. 173 00:05:51,813 --> 00:05:53,049 - Come by. - What's your address? 174 00:05:53,149 --> 00:05:54,819 It's, uh... 175 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,792 4-5... Do you want to pull your phone out to write it down? 176 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:58,727 I'm good. 177 00:05:58,827 --> 00:06:00,096 Oh. 178 00:06:00,096 --> 00:06:03,837 It's 4578 Hambeld Street, 91991. 179 00:06:03,971 --> 00:06:05,708 I have to do the jingle 'cause I just moved in. 180 00:06:05,808 --> 00:06:07,979 - Hey, what kind of windows do you have? - Uh... 181 00:06:08,112 --> 00:06:10,885 You can see-- They're clear. Is your concern, uh, 182 00:06:10,985 --> 00:06:13,122 paparazzi looking in and thinking that we're fucking? 183 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:15,494 - (laughs) Actually... - I have so much ficus if that's your concern. 184 00:06:15,494 --> 00:06:16,730 - Not my concern. Not at all. - Okay. 185 00:06:16,830 --> 00:06:17,799 (giggles) 186 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:19,235 I'm getting my windows switched out. 187 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:20,838 I've just become a total window-head. 188 00:06:20,972 --> 00:06:22,374 It's a really cool neighborhood. Kegel Michael Key lives... 189 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:23,711 - (phone chimes) - Oh, driver's here. 190 00:06:23,811 --> 00:06:25,413 All right, I got to go. I enjoyed that. 191 00:06:27,919 --> 00:06:29,388 - What a man. - Dave? 192 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,058 - Yeah? - I can take you to your trailer now. 193 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,227 - Lead the way. - Cool. 194 00:06:32,327 --> 00:06:35,033 Wow, this is crazy. 195 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,068 - Congratulations. - Oh. 196 00:06:36,168 --> 00:06:37,839 - Brad Pitt, Rachel McAdams. - Yeah. 197 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:40,678 Totally, like, I really grew up idolizing these people, 198 00:06:40,678 --> 00:06:42,882 so to have this day, so full circle. 199 00:06:42,982 --> 00:06:43,984 - It's awesome. - Yeah. 200 00:06:43,984 --> 00:06:45,487 Oh, speaking of full circle, 201 00:06:45,588 --> 00:06:47,492 can't believe we're working together. That's wild. 202 00:06:47,492 --> 00:06:49,194 What do you mean by that? 203 00:06:49,295 --> 00:06:50,898 Have we met? 204 00:06:50,998 --> 00:06:53,036 Yeah, in Lubbock, Texas. 205 00:06:53,169 --> 00:06:55,608 I went to your show. I gave you a bust of your head. 206 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:58,179 Oh, yeah! What're you doing out here? 207 00:06:58,279 --> 00:06:59,716 Well, I'm a P. A. 208 00:06:59,716 --> 00:07:01,352 I wanted to break into the industry, 209 00:07:01,352 --> 00:07:03,489 and you told me anything was possible, so... 210 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,393 - Fuck yeah. Good shit. - Yeah. (chuckles) 211 00:07:05,494 --> 00:07:07,431 - It is possible, huh? No what ifs, right? - Yeah, beautiful shit. 212 00:07:07,532 --> 00:07:09,368 - No what ifs, that's right. - That's cool. 213 00:07:09,468 --> 00:07:10,571 - (chuckles) - So, today must be, like, 214 00:07:10,705 --> 00:07:12,240 as surreal for you as it is for me, huh? 215 00:07:12,374 --> 00:07:13,544 - Oh, absolutely. - Hey. 216 00:07:13,644 --> 00:07:14,779 - I got it from here. Thank you. - Oh. 217 00:07:14,879 --> 00:07:16,415 Hey, this is the hard drive from Emma 218 00:07:16,550 --> 00:07:18,119 with all the raw footage from the documentary. 219 00:07:18,219 --> 00:07:20,323 I don't even know what she shot at this point. I just want to, 220 00:07:20,423 --> 00:07:21,927 - like, wrap my head around the footage that... - Don't worry about it. 221 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:23,396 I want to talk to you about schedule next week. 222 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,367 Load me up, brother. I am ready. 223 00:07:25,367 --> 00:07:27,204 You've been going super hard, Dave, okay? 224 00:07:27,304 --> 00:07:28,741 And I know it's a good distraction 225 00:07:28,741 --> 00:07:30,276 - from Robyn, but I think maybe, like... - Oh. 226 00:07:30,377 --> 00:07:31,780 This has nothing to do with Robyn. 227 00:07:31,913 --> 00:07:33,617 These are opportunities I've waited my whole life for, so... 228 00:07:33,717 --> 00:07:35,621 She went back to Wisconsin. She thinks I'm a monster 229 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:37,291 who's not looking for love. 230 00:07:37,391 --> 00:07:38,794 She doesn't have the right idea about me, so there's nothing 231 00:07:38,894 --> 00:07:40,463 - to even process, you know? - Okay. 232 00:07:40,564 --> 00:07:42,067 Dude, I've been in the same position 233 00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:43,637 a thousand fucking times. 234 00:07:43,737 --> 00:07:45,273 Like, trust me, I understand, but for this situation, 235 00:07:45,373 --> 00:07:47,010 you know, it's not that crazy. It's not. 236 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:48,981 Is that Drake's guy? 237 00:07:49,916 --> 00:07:52,755 - Shh. - ELZ: Who else gets you shit like this, you know? 238 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,959 My guy. I'll talk to you later, cutie pie. 239 00:07:55,093 --> 00:07:56,128 All right, peace. 240 00:07:56,262 --> 00:07:58,299 What'd he say? 241 00:07:58,433 --> 00:08:00,270 Um... 242 00:08:00,403 --> 00:08:03,409 He's not comfortable with making the ask. 243 00:08:03,409 --> 00:08:05,246 Not comfortable making the ask? 244 00:08:05,347 --> 00:08:06,650 It's a big ask. 245 00:08:06,783 --> 00:08:08,787 It's not a big ask at all. He asks Drake, 246 00:08:08,787 --> 00:08:10,891 "Hey, Drake, do you want to do a session with Lil Dicky?" 247 00:08:10,992 --> 00:08:12,327 Then Drake decides. It's the easy-- 248 00:08:12,427 --> 00:08:13,697 It's, like, a sentence-long ask. 249 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:14,899 He's just, like, yo, you're in your lane. 250 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,503 - He's in his lane. - (toilet flushes) 251 00:08:16,603 --> 00:08:18,072 He pretty much just said that Drake will never 252 00:08:18,072 --> 00:08:19,174 do a song with Lil Dicky. 253 00:08:19,274 --> 00:08:21,445 Okay, who the fuck is this guy? 254 00:08:21,546 --> 00:08:23,116 I don't understand. Like, it's not his job 255 00:08:23,216 --> 00:08:24,619 to, like, have an opinion. 256 00:08:24,753 --> 00:08:26,222 Bro, you want to get in with that fool, 257 00:08:26,322 --> 00:08:27,992 just hit him up direct. 258 00:08:28,126 --> 00:08:29,496 I hit him direct. 259 00:08:29,629 --> 00:08:32,100 I DM'ed him last week, and he didn't respond. 260 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,537 Well, I mean, 261 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:35,006 he could've missed it. I miss DMs all the time. 262 00:08:35,106 --> 00:08:36,643 It said "read." 263 00:08:36,643 --> 00:08:38,312 - Ooh... - Well... - DAVE: It said "read," 264 00:08:38,446 --> 00:08:40,684 but he could've been, like, drunk and getting, like, head, 265 00:08:40,785 --> 00:08:42,487 or I don't know, but it said "read." 266 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:43,624 What'd you say? 267 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,761 All I said was "Hey, man." 268 00:08:45,861 --> 00:08:47,431 - Ugh. Why? - (Gata laughs) 269 00:08:47,431 --> 00:08:48,767 DAVE: I kept it so neutral. 270 00:08:48,767 --> 00:08:50,705 "Hey, man" is, like, the easiest, like, 271 00:08:50,805 --> 00:08:52,274 thing to respond to. Just write like, "Hello. Hi." Like, it's-- 272 00:08:52,274 --> 00:08:54,211 I don't know. I had a whole longer thing written out. 273 00:08:54,311 --> 00:08:55,681 I chose not to send it 'cause I didn't want to weird him out. 274 00:08:55,781 --> 00:08:57,350 Soon as you say, "Hey, man," it just 275 00:08:57,350 --> 00:08:58,386 sound like you about to ask for something. 276 00:08:58,486 --> 00:09:00,190 It's just so like, "Hey, man." 277 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,495 I knew I should've waited until he was back in Toronto. 278 00:09:02,595 --> 00:09:05,133 - He's always traveling. - (whispers): Hey, man. 279 00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:06,837 The most annoying part of this entire thing is, 280 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,241 I know for a fact, if I hung out with Drake, 281 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,678 he would absolutely love me. 282 00:09:10,678 --> 00:09:12,247 No doubt in my mind, 283 00:09:12,347 --> 00:09:14,318 whatsoever. I've known this, like, ever since I've seen 284 00:09:14,418 --> 00:09:16,556 that half-Black, half-Jewish man, 285 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:17,859 that we were destined to be, 286 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:20,130 like, a unit of, like, power and fun. 287 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:22,033 - MIKE: Oh, yeah. - DAVE: But it's all being blocked by this, 288 00:09:22,134 --> 00:09:24,739 like, gatekeeper who I'm supposed to care about. 289 00:09:24,839 --> 00:09:26,743 It's, like, how do I still have, like, 290 00:09:26,843 --> 00:09:28,246 non-believers at this point? 291 00:09:28,346 --> 00:09:29,749 What more do I need to achieve? 292 00:09:29,849 --> 00:09:31,920 Bruh, stop worrying about Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake. 293 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:33,524 Nigga, you poppin' right now, dawg. 294 00:09:33,624 --> 00:09:35,427 You working with movie stars. Brad Pitt, 295 00:09:35,528 --> 00:09:37,565 Rachel McDonald. Even me. I'm poppin', too. 296 00:09:37,665 --> 00:09:38,700 Mike, let me tell this nigga. 297 00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:40,504 No, Gata, it's an NDA. 298 00:09:40,604 --> 00:09:41,907 - Can't say anything. - What's he talking about? 299 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,844 They're making me the star of Nut Haus, bro. 300 00:09:43,944 --> 00:09:45,681 They're retooling around me. They bringing more bitches, 301 00:09:45,781 --> 00:09:48,052 extending the shoot, and I got a ball player contract. 302 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:49,522 Like, one of them niggas coming off the bench, bro. 303 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,325 I'm about to go crazy at the mall. 304 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,595 Like, shut that shit down, dawg. 305 00:09:52,695 --> 00:09:54,298 Like, what you need? I got you, bro. 306 00:09:54,398 --> 00:09:55,568 Like a iced-out Star of David. 307 00:09:55,668 --> 00:09:57,538 I don't want anything, but I think they're, like, 308 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,576 milking your shit in the wrong way, Gata, 309 00:09:59,676 --> 00:10:01,045 and I don't think you should be 310 00:10:01,178 --> 00:10:03,149 the face of Nut-- I mean, are you okay with this? 311 00:10:03,249 --> 00:10:05,721 Yeah, he's a grown man. He can choose what he wants. 312 00:10:05,821 --> 00:10:07,290 And I choose the bag. 313 00:10:07,424 --> 00:10:08,426 The whole squad is winning, bro. 314 00:10:08,527 --> 00:10:10,296 Fuck it, let me win. This nigga winning. 315 00:10:10,396 --> 00:10:12,467 He in love. This nigga Elz is... 316 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:14,606 doing his thing, dude. Like... 317 00:10:14,706 --> 00:10:15,875 And I'm so glad you gandered up 318 00:10:15,975 --> 00:10:17,377 and faked your death, too, nigga. 319 00:10:17,477 --> 00:10:18,947 - That was cold. - Shh, shh, shh, shh. 320 00:10:19,047 --> 00:10:21,318 Don't call it that. Why do you still say it that way? 321 00:10:21,418 --> 00:10:22,387 MIKE: God, Gata. 322 00:10:22,487 --> 00:10:23,790 Let's just go get a smoothie. 323 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,928 This place reminds me of the fucking tour bus. 324 00:10:28,901 --> 00:10:31,640 DAVE: ♪ How did I get all of this? ♪ 325 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,612 ♪ Yet still end up like this ♪ 326 00:10:35,681 --> 00:10:37,752 ♪ All alone, what'd I miss? ♪ 327 00:10:37,752 --> 00:10:41,760 ♪ So many dates, even dating got dated ♪ 328 00:10:41,893 --> 00:10:44,331 ♪ I let her go too soon ♪ 329 00:10:45,466 --> 00:10:47,972 ♪ I was scared of you ♪ 330 00:10:48,072 --> 00:10:49,876 ♪ And now I'm just sad at you ♪ 331 00:10:49,976 --> 00:10:51,713 ♪ All of these stones that I turned ♪ 332 00:10:51,813 --> 00:10:54,284 ♪ I forgot who my rock was ♪ 333 00:10:55,453 --> 00:10:57,123 ♪ Batman and Robyn ♪ 334 00:10:57,224 --> 00:11:00,998 ♪ It's comical how I'll keep running from problems ♪ 335 00:11:01,098 --> 00:11:02,935 ♪ I don't act my age at all ♪ 336 00:11:03,069 --> 00:11:04,772 ♪ I don't change at all ♪ 337 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,877 ♪ But I'm great, ask 'em all ♪ 338 00:11:07,678 --> 00:11:10,116 ♪ I need somebody right now ♪ 339 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,422 ♪ But I don't think she'll hear me out ♪ 340 00:11:14,157 --> 00:11:17,364 ♪ And my time is running out ♪ 341 00:11:18,299 --> 00:11:20,303 ♪ I met a girl ♪ 342 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,209 ♪ Thank God ♪ 343 00:11:24,779 --> 00:11:26,816 ♪ I met a girl ♪ 344 00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:29,822 ♪ Oh, my ♪ 345 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,697 ♪ She makes me feel alive ♪ 346 00:11:34,532 --> 00:11:36,803 ♪ She makes me need a life ♪ 347 00:11:37,638 --> 00:11:39,308 ♪ I met a girl ♪ 348 00:11:40,711 --> 00:11:42,915 ♪ Thank God. ♪ 349 00:11:56,643 --> 00:11:58,847 (doorbell rings) 350 00:12:01,686 --> 00:12:03,523 BELLA: Dave? 351 00:12:03,624 --> 00:12:06,663 - Hello? - Hi. You left this. 352 00:12:06,763 --> 00:12:09,034 Your hard drive. In your trailer. 353 00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:10,136 Oh, shit. 354 00:12:10,136 --> 00:12:12,340 All right, hold on, I'll buzz you in. 355 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,779 (gate buzzes) 356 00:12:17,685 --> 00:12:19,689 - Hi. - Yeah, you left it 357 00:12:19,689 --> 00:12:21,358 - on your couch. - I'm an idiot. 358 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,396 Thank you so much. I was probably so preoccupied. 359 00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:24,699 Oh, it's all good. 360 00:12:24,799 --> 00:12:25,901 - You're the best. - (Bella chuckles) 361 00:12:26,035 --> 00:12:27,137 Have a great night, okay? 362 00:12:27,237 --> 00:12:28,774 Actually, uh, 363 00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,544 can I use your bathroom? 364 00:12:30,544 --> 00:12:31,880 I just have to drive all the way home 365 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,217 to Rancho Cucamonga, and I don't want 366 00:12:34,217 --> 00:12:35,921 to piss myself, so... 367 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,558 Oh. I don't want that either, come on in. 368 00:12:37,558 --> 00:12:38,527 - Cool. - Yeah. 369 00:12:38,527 --> 00:12:39,696 What did you say that 370 00:12:39,796 --> 00:12:41,198 your name was again? I'm sorry. 371 00:12:41,298 --> 00:12:42,969 It's Bella. No "B." 372 00:12:43,069 --> 00:12:44,706 No "B"? 373 00:12:44,706 --> 00:12:46,776 - How... - I'm just kidding. 374 00:12:46,876 --> 00:12:49,047 (laughs) Oh. 375 00:12:49,047 --> 00:12:50,584 - Um... - Uh, the bathroom is, like, right up here 376 00:12:50,684 --> 00:12:51,786 to the left. 377 00:12:51,886 --> 00:12:53,255 Oh, cool. Cool house, by the way. 378 00:12:53,389 --> 00:12:54,492 Thank you. Yeah, it's a nice neighborhood. 379 00:12:54,592 --> 00:12:56,228 Lin-Manuel Manual lives 380 00:12:56,328 --> 00:12:57,965 around... 381 00:13:21,579 --> 00:13:23,482 It's my name. It's "#RIPLilDicky" that's trending, 382 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,854 not them. I'm gonna have to deal with all the fallout. 383 00:13:25,954 --> 00:13:27,090 MIKE: It's already trending, Dave. Let's just... 384 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,760 What's the difference between 385 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,063 - doing that right now or... - She filmed this? 386 00:13:30,063 --> 00:13:31,298 DAVE: Man, you're playing 387 00:13:31,432 --> 00:13:32,702 with fire here doing this. 388 00:13:32,802 --> 00:13:33,770 MIKE: Why? We didn't do anything. 389 00:13:33,904 --> 00:13:35,306 Thanks for that. 390 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,444 Uh... 391 00:13:38,613 --> 00:13:41,686 Oh, shit. Did you see it? 392 00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:43,957 See what? 393 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:47,430 My short film? I put it on your hard drive. 394 00:13:48,165 --> 00:13:49,969 Did you go on my hard drive? 395 00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:52,908 Well, yeah. How else were you supposed to see my short film? 396 00:13:52,908 --> 00:13:54,277 (chuckles nervously) 397 00:13:54,411 --> 00:13:57,450 Yeah, but did you, like, go through my shit, or... 398 00:13:58,119 --> 00:14:00,123 This is going to sound crazy... 399 00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:01,559 (laughs) 400 00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:06,335 but I'm pretty special. 401 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,978 Okay. 402 00:14:10,978 --> 00:14:12,347 What do you mean by that? 403 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,451 I'm the female you. 404 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,490 Oh. 405 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:20,463 I'm a full-blown superstar right here in your presence. 406 00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:22,333 Cool. 407 00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:24,071 And I know, like, you have 408 00:14:24,171 --> 00:14:26,643 this insane self-belief too, 409 00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:27,778 and that's how you got here. 410 00:14:27,778 --> 00:14:29,247 Yes. Okay, yes. 411 00:14:29,347 --> 00:14:31,686 So, I just... I couldn't let this opportunity pass me by. 412 00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:33,089 No, I get that. 413 00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:35,694 I respect that mentality. You got to hustle, so... 414 00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:38,900 Yeah. I went to Kent State, so... 415 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,269 Golden Eagles. 416 00:14:40,369 --> 00:14:41,506 Ka-kaw. 417 00:14:41,606 --> 00:14:42,842 I was a slut there, though. 418 00:14:42,942 --> 00:14:44,912 Hey, how about I give you my email. 419 00:14:45,012 --> 00:14:45,914 - Yeah. - And then you can 420 00:14:46,014 --> 00:14:47,050 correspond with me 421 00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:48,085 whenever you want, and you'll 422 00:14:48,185 --> 00:14:49,321 have access to my thoughts, 423 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,091 and we can go back and forth and... 424 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,195 Yeah, but you could, like, not answer my email, though. 425 00:14:53,295 --> 00:14:56,368 Well, I'm telling you that I'll respond. 426 00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:58,239 I'm sorry. I know, with the right opportunity 427 00:14:58,339 --> 00:15:00,511 to get to know the real me, that you would know 428 00:15:00,511 --> 00:15:02,414 that we're on the same level. 429 00:15:03,249 --> 00:15:06,021 You know? And you would never forget me ever again. 430 00:15:06,856 --> 00:15:08,392 Yeah. 431 00:15:08,527 --> 00:15:09,762 Look, I believe you. 432 00:15:09,862 --> 00:15:11,733 You seem incredibly dynamic and cool, and... 433 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,202 Yeah. 434 00:15:13,302 --> 00:15:15,406 It's just today has been such a long day for me, 435 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,377 so... 436 00:15:17,477 --> 00:15:20,617 So... what? 437 00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:24,324 So... 438 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,594 it's time to go. 439 00:15:27,765 --> 00:15:28,600 No. 440 00:15:30,604 --> 00:15:31,906 What do you mean, "no"? 441 00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:35,547 I don't know. No? 442 00:15:35,647 --> 00:15:37,450 (chuckles) 443 00:15:38,486 --> 00:15:40,490 I mean, you're joking? 444 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,260 Why would I joke about that? 445 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,166 'Cause it's an outlandish thing to do. 446 00:15:45,266 --> 00:15:46,903 I'm serious. We're the same. 447 00:15:46,903 --> 00:15:48,907 I respect and appreciate that, 448 00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:51,078 but I do just think that we can talk about this... 449 00:15:51,078 --> 00:15:53,249 And I'm saying that you need the opportunity 450 00:15:53,249 --> 00:15:54,685 to get to know me to understand 451 00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:56,321 the magic that is me. 452 00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:58,727 I know, I'm explaining that I will give you that opportunity 453 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,265 at a later juncture if we just, like, properly schedule it. 454 00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:03,837 But why not take advantage of the opportunity 455 00:16:03,937 --> 00:16:05,507 that we have right now in this moment? 456 00:16:05,607 --> 00:16:07,711 My schedule's just, like, booked in advance, and I'm so tired. 457 00:16:07,812 --> 00:16:10,449 It seems like you're doing absolutely nothing, though. 458 00:16:10,551 --> 00:16:12,353 How could you possibly make that assumption? 459 00:16:12,453 --> 00:16:14,859 'Cause there's nobody here and you're just by yourself. 460 00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:15,994 That's when I do my best work. 461 00:16:16,094 --> 00:16:17,798 I don't believe you. 462 00:16:17,932 --> 00:16:20,504 - Well... - (doorbell rings) 463 00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,277 Hold on. 464 00:16:25,848 --> 00:16:28,152 - Holy shit. - Dave, it's Brad. 465 00:16:28,252 --> 00:16:29,187 - Uh... - Who is it? 466 00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:30,958 Hey, Brad. Uh, I'll buzz you in. 467 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,126 Just one sec. 468 00:16:32,227 --> 00:16:33,763 - That's Brad fucking Pitt? - (gate buzzes) 469 00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:34,932 That is Brad fucking Pitt? 470 00:16:34,932 --> 00:16:36,603 - Yeah, it's okay. - Oh, my God. 471 00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:37,972 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 472 00:16:38,105 --> 00:16:40,142 This... The universe told me to be here. 473 00:16:40,243 --> 00:16:41,513 - Did it? - Me and you. 474 00:16:41,613 --> 00:16:43,282 Look, I'm not trying to be disrespectful. 475 00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:44,150 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - I need you to fucking leave. 476 00:16:44,251 --> 00:16:45,419 It's exciting, I get it, 477 00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:46,523 but I've been waiting my whole life... 478 00:16:46,623 --> 00:16:48,627 (knocking on glass) 479 00:16:49,762 --> 00:16:51,298 Hey. 480 00:16:53,469 --> 00:16:55,172 Hey. 481 00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:57,143 Is this, uh, glass made of wood? 482 00:16:57,243 --> 00:16:58,279 - Uh... - I'm just fucking with you. 483 00:16:58,379 --> 00:16:59,882 Looks annealed. It's nice. 484 00:16:59,982 --> 00:17:01,151 - Hey, man. - Yeah, hey. 485 00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:02,453 - Oh, shit. - I couldn't pass up 486 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,857 the opportunity to get into the "stu." 487 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,059 DAVE: Oh, you want to record? 488 00:17:05,159 --> 00:17:06,261 - BRAD: Yeah. - DAVE: Hell, yeah. 489 00:17:06,361 --> 00:17:08,465 Listen, i... is this a bad time? 490 00:17:08,465 --> 00:17:09,502 No. 491 00:17:09,635 --> 00:17:11,471 - No. - DAVE: Great time. 492 00:17:11,471 --> 00:17:12,875 Great. Hi, I'm Brad. 493 00:17:12,975 --> 00:17:15,814 Yeah, hi, I'm... I'm Bella. 494 00:17:15,914 --> 00:17:17,685 Uh, I'm sorry, you don't... 495 00:17:17,818 --> 00:17:19,755 You don't remember me? 496 00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:22,327 - Mmm. - Yeah, we worked on 497 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,064 the "Mr. McAdams" shoot together. 498 00:17:24,164 --> 00:17:25,567 - I walked you to your trailer... - Oh, my... Oh, my God. 499 00:17:25,667 --> 00:17:27,103 I'm so sorry. I-I have this 500 00:17:27,203 --> 00:17:29,207 condition, prosopagnosia. 501 00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:31,144 I don't remember faces very well. 502 00:17:31,245 --> 00:17:32,715 Happens all the time. 503 00:17:32,848 --> 00:17:33,850 I did it to Seal. 504 00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:35,253 I can only imagine. 505 00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:37,090 It's fine, it's just hard to get remembered 506 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,158 - in this industry. - Mm. 507 00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:40,497 - So, yeah. Yeah. - Okay. 508 00:17:40,497 --> 00:17:43,202 Yeah, it's even harder to talk about your diseases, like, 509 00:17:43,335 --> 00:17:45,172 publicly like that, so... And, you know, 510 00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:47,243 he wants to actually start recording music 511 00:17:47,343 --> 00:17:48,445 - for the first time... - (gasps) 512 00:17:48,546 --> 00:17:49,782 and I am so honored 513 00:17:49,882 --> 00:17:51,318 to be his shepherd in this process, 514 00:17:51,318 --> 00:17:52,721 so I can tell you firsthand, 515 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,424 like, when I got into it, it was hard to record 516 00:17:54,525 --> 00:17:56,596 with, like, extraneous bodies around and whatnot, 517 00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:57,698 so I think if we could just 518 00:17:57,698 --> 00:17:58,700 have our space, we can finish 519 00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,769 what we were talking about 520 00:17:59,869 --> 00:18:01,104 at a later juncture. 521 00:18:01,204 --> 00:18:02,273 Oh, no, I don't want to run anyone off. 522 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:03,342 - No, she was... - Please, please. 523 00:18:03,442 --> 00:18:04,946 The more the merrier. Please. 524 00:18:05,046 --> 00:18:06,214 Let's-let's do this thing. 525 00:18:06,348 --> 00:18:08,452 Like, why not? Yeah. 526 00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:11,258 - We're about to jam. - (whispers): Shh, just be fucking normal. 527 00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:13,863 BRAD: Is that Corten? 528 00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:17,605 Dave, nice archie. Seriously. 529 00:18:23,248 --> 00:18:24,986 (whispering): Yes! 530 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:26,656 Whoa. Oh, my God. 531 00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:27,992 Okay. 532 00:18:27,992 --> 00:18:30,731 What am I gonna do? Okay, uh... 533 00:18:30,831 --> 00:18:32,668 Uh, fuck. (laughs) 534 00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:34,337 "What are 535 00:18:34,337 --> 00:18:38,278 Brad Pitt's interests?" 536 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:41,719 He likes ceramics, too? 537 00:18:41,819 --> 00:18:43,122 Okay. 538 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:46,663 Okay, I think, like... (mutters) 539 00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:47,665 (typing on phone) 540 00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:49,234 A lot of plaster. 541 00:18:49,334 --> 00:18:51,506 - (phone chimes) - Okay. 542 00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:53,510 (sighs) 543 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,681 ♪ ♪ 544 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,260 Yeah, she, just, like, refuses to leave. 545 00:19:19,361 --> 00:19:20,931 I asked her and she wouldn't listen. 546 00:19:21,031 --> 00:19:23,737 Hmm. Have you ever dealt with this situation before, Dave? 547 00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:25,106 - No. - No? 548 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,377 Have you? Like, what is this situation? 549 00:19:27,477 --> 00:19:29,949 Um, well, I think you have a stalker. 550 00:19:30,049 --> 00:19:32,053 Is that what it is? 551 00:19:32,153 --> 00:19:33,556 - Oh, yeah. - I don't know, 552 00:19:33,556 --> 00:19:35,560 - I think she's just, like... - Oh, no. 553 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,363 ...like, like she's, like, hyper-ambitious, and, like... 554 00:19:37,463 --> 00:19:38,432 No, no. 555 00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:40,269 ...was raised weird or something. 556 00:19:40,403 --> 00:19:41,973 No, she's-she's fanatical, die-hard, moves out here. 557 00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,409 She's just, like, 558 00:19:43,543 --> 00:19:44,912 a bit koo-koo-ka-roo, you know? 559 00:19:45,012 --> 00:19:46,448 She shows up to your work, 560 00:19:46,582 --> 00:19:48,152 now at your house. She wants... (imitates choking) 561 00:19:48,285 --> 00:19:49,387 DAVE: That is true. There's something, like, 562 00:19:49,487 --> 00:19:50,624 - really off about her - BRAD: Oh, yeah. 563 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,060 She's, like, a little... 564 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,832 Hey, s-s-squirt. 565 00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,003 We were talking about... 566 00:19:57,103 --> 00:19:58,740 No, we were... we were riff... 567 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,276 on lyrics. 568 00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:03,516 Aw. Now I just feel bad. 569 00:20:03,616 --> 00:20:05,987 DAVE: Do you think she heard us call her a stalker? 570 00:20:06,088 --> 00:20:08,493 (Brad and Dave whispering) 571 00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:14,204 Damn it, I hate when I... 572 00:20:14,304 --> 00:20:15,106 - I know, I know. - That sucks to... 573 00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:16,809 (chattering indistinctly) 574 00:20:16,809 --> 00:20:18,646 - Whoa. - What the hell? Hey. 575 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:19,815 - Whoa. - No. 576 00:20:19,815 --> 00:20:22,654 DAVE: Please, stop. Okay? 577 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:25,761 Um... Stop. Please? 578 00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:28,600 No, no, no, no. 579 00:20:31,539 --> 00:20:32,875 I'm sorry. 580 00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:36,081 That was a mistake. 581 00:20:36,181 --> 00:20:38,787 I'm so sorry. 582 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,624 It's totally not cool. 583 00:20:40,624 --> 00:20:41,993 Wow. 584 00:20:42,093 --> 00:20:43,963 This was a mistake. I'm... 585 00:20:44,063 --> 00:20:46,268 Let's put that behind us, okay? 586 00:20:46,268 --> 00:20:48,305 Yeah, it's okay. 587 00:20:48,305 --> 00:20:50,009 Those things happen. 588 00:20:50,109 --> 00:20:52,413 (coughs) 589 00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:55,854 Let's make some music. Right? 590 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,457 (laughs) Whew. 591 00:20:57,558 --> 00:21:01,966 (scats) 592 00:21:02,066 --> 00:21:03,202 Let's make some music. 593 00:21:03,302 --> 00:21:05,473 Dave, what's your, uh... What's your, uh, 594 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,711 vocal process here? You just jump in there cold, 595 00:21:07,811 --> 00:21:10,149 or do you... do you have some diction exercises? 596 00:21:10,249 --> 00:21:12,086 - (knocks on glass) - Weak glass. 597 00:21:12,186 --> 00:21:15,059 (whispering): Her reality is our reality. Now, do you understand? 598 00:21:15,159 --> 00:21:16,929 BELLA: You know, 599 00:21:17,029 --> 00:21:19,434 what is your process, D? 600 00:21:20,804 --> 00:21:22,173 It... 601 00:21:22,173 --> 00:21:24,043 I get emails. 602 00:21:24,177 --> 00:21:25,847 (stammers) 603 00:21:25,847 --> 00:21:27,316 Packs of beats. 604 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,389 - Uh-huh. - And then I think attitudinally about... 605 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:32,360 what my attitude is. 606 00:21:32,494 --> 00:21:34,397 - Hmm. - And then 607 00:21:34,498 --> 00:21:36,268 I'll-I'll smoke weed to... 608 00:21:36,368 --> 00:21:40,176 'cause without it, I'll have too many inhibitions. 609 00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:44,050 I would love to blaze with you. 610 00:21:44,184 --> 00:21:45,286 You guys should... 611 00:21:45,386 --> 00:21:46,823 Yeah, you should. You guys should. 612 00:21:46,923 --> 00:21:47,524 We should blaze. 613 00:21:47,524 --> 00:21:49,895 BELLA: Can we, like, 614 00:21:49,995 --> 00:21:51,566 the three of us? 615 00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:53,368 We'd love your company. 616 00:21:53,468 --> 00:21:55,439 (laughs weakly) 617 00:21:56,374 --> 00:21:58,412 All right, well... 618 00:21:58,546 --> 00:22:00,550 I'll make us a couple of fires. 619 00:22:02,086 --> 00:22:04,758 BELLA: My dad, my father, 620 00:22:04,859 --> 00:22:06,261 they based the character of Milhouse, 621 00:22:06,361 --> 00:22:07,998 from The Simpsons, on him. 622 00:22:08,131 --> 00:22:09,434 - Yeah. - BRAD: No. 623 00:22:09,535 --> 00:22:11,404 He went to high school with Matt Groening. 624 00:22:11,506 --> 00:22:14,477 That is cool. That's really cool. 625 00:22:14,477 --> 00:22:16,448 Entertainment value just, like, pumps through my heart. 626 00:22:16,549 --> 00:22:19,220 - BRAD: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - You know? 627 00:22:19,354 --> 00:22:22,226 So... I'm sorry, I'm just, like, ruining 628 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:26,234 these M&M's like the giant human turd that I am. 629 00:22:26,368 --> 00:22:28,372 - I'm sorry. - DAVE: It's okay. 630 00:22:32,413 --> 00:22:34,150 You guys aren't, like, still thinking about the gun, 631 00:22:34,150 --> 00:22:36,556 are you? 632 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,227 Well, I am now. 633 00:22:39,327 --> 00:22:41,398 (laughs) 634 00:22:42,834 --> 00:22:44,304 Don't, don't, don't think about it. 635 00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:45,840 'Cause, like, don't feel threatened, okay? 636 00:22:45,941 --> 00:22:48,078 I don't even, like, really like guns anyway, 637 00:22:48,178 --> 00:22:50,382 so let's just chill out. 638 00:22:50,382 --> 00:22:51,852 Maybe we could come up with an icebreaker, 639 00:22:51,852 --> 00:22:53,155 like when I used to work at Panera. 640 00:22:53,255 --> 00:22:55,493 Like, "When you die, 641 00:22:55,594 --> 00:22:57,898 what do you want to be remembered for?" 642 00:22:57,998 --> 00:22:59,467 Oh, okay. 643 00:22:59,568 --> 00:23:01,672 Give me your phones. 644 00:23:03,075 --> 00:23:04,377 DAVE: Um... 645 00:23:04,477 --> 00:23:06,081 BRAD: Yup. 646 00:23:06,081 --> 00:23:07,751 Give me your phones. 647 00:23:07,751 --> 00:23:09,220 Okay. 648 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,557 But I... 649 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,537 What were you saying? 650 00:23:17,537 --> 00:23:20,644 I'm sorry, this is just, like, a lot for me socially, so... 651 00:23:20,744 --> 00:23:22,514 You know? 652 00:23:22,614 --> 00:23:25,085 Uh, all of us. Uh, Brad? 653 00:23:27,524 --> 00:23:29,227 BRAD: There you go. 654 00:23:29,227 --> 00:23:31,431 (coughs) 655 00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:34,972 (mouthing) 656 00:23:36,876 --> 00:23:38,011 (mouthing) 657 00:23:38,111 --> 00:23:40,082 (coughing continues) 658 00:23:40,182 --> 00:23:42,086 (mouthing) 659 00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:45,426 (mouthing) 660 00:23:45,527 --> 00:23:47,531 - (Bella continues coughing) - (mouthing) 661 00:23:53,275 --> 00:23:56,014 Yeah, that cheeba'll get you, girl. Yup. 662 00:23:56,114 --> 00:23:57,249 (laughs) 663 00:23:57,350 --> 00:23:59,454 (sighs) Where was I? 664 00:23:59,588 --> 00:24:01,291 - Dave. When you die... - Hmm? 665 00:24:01,424 --> 00:24:03,563 ...what do you want to be remembered for? 666 00:24:09,808 --> 00:24:12,179 My artistic greatness, I guess. 667 00:24:12,279 --> 00:24:13,916 I don't know, I want to, 668 00:24:13,916 --> 00:24:15,587 you know, leave the mark on the world 669 00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:17,423 that I always thought I would leave, 670 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:21,298 and, like, prove everyone who ever doubted me wrong. 671 00:24:21,431 --> 00:24:24,037 We are literally, like, 672 00:24:24,137 --> 00:24:26,007 the exact same person. 673 00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:27,811 Really? 674 00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:31,151 That's all that's important to you? 675 00:24:31,284 --> 00:24:32,486 - Me? - Me? 676 00:24:32,587 --> 00:24:34,290 - (chuckles) - BRAD: Okay, okay. 677 00:24:34,290 --> 00:24:35,894 (groans) 678 00:24:35,994 --> 00:24:38,065 You both want to be famous, right? 679 00:24:38,165 --> 00:24:39,635 - I am famous. - Yes. 680 00:24:40,503 --> 00:24:42,173 I-I can't even go to the pet store 681 00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:43,609 to buy gerbil food without... 682 00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:45,179 (imitates camera shutter) 683 00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:47,483 And that startles the animals. 684 00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:49,755 - Sure. - Hmm. 685 00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:53,462 Yeah, and then I realize I'm just another ape 686 00:24:53,462 --> 00:24:55,332 in the zoo. 687 00:24:55,466 --> 00:24:56,602 Yeah. 688 00:24:56,602 --> 00:24:58,071 Is that what you want to be? 689 00:24:58,171 --> 00:24:59,508 You want to be 690 00:24:59,608 --> 00:25:01,478 a gerbil dressed up like an ape living in a zoo, 691 00:25:01,579 --> 00:25:04,183 hurling your feces 'cause you're so angry? 692 00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:05,620 Well, actually, 693 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,557 when I was a child, 694 00:25:07,657 --> 00:25:09,828 kids at school would say I looked like a gerbil. 695 00:25:09,828 --> 00:25:12,400 So I would just, like, scurry around like... 696 00:25:12,501 --> 00:25:13,636 (chitters) 697 00:25:13,636 --> 00:25:15,840 You know? (chuckles) 698 00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:17,443 I actually just want to, like, show myself 699 00:25:17,544 --> 00:25:19,581 that I am who I always thought I was, you know? 700 00:25:19,681 --> 00:25:21,585 And I don't want to live my life with "what ifs." 701 00:25:21,685 --> 00:25:23,556 That's his motto. 702 00:25:25,059 --> 00:25:27,163 Okay, close your eyes. 703 00:25:28,666 --> 00:25:31,237 All right, okay. (clears throat) 704 00:25:35,847 --> 00:25:38,653 If you perhaps have big regrets, 705 00:25:38,753 --> 00:25:41,391 because of maybe some 706 00:25:41,391 --> 00:25:45,533 not so savory choices you've made, 707 00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:48,506 it's... never too late 708 00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:51,579 to change course. 709 00:25:52,981 --> 00:25:54,283 What do you see? 710 00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:58,158 Okay, um... 711 00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:01,197 Why is it, do you think, 712 00:26:01,197 --> 00:26:04,705 they bring out the lobster before you eat it... 713 00:26:06,241 --> 00:26:07,309 ...and make you 714 00:26:07,410 --> 00:26:09,247 look at it face to face? 715 00:26:10,449 --> 00:26:11,552 Hmm? 716 00:26:11,652 --> 00:26:12,687 (phone chimes) 717 00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:14,658 Instacart order's here. Oh, my God. 718 00:26:14,758 --> 00:26:15,894 The plaster's ready. 719 00:26:21,271 --> 00:26:22,741 (sighs) 720 00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:30,890 (squishing) 721 00:26:44,885 --> 00:26:46,555 BRAD: Crazy shower, Dave. 722 00:26:46,655 --> 00:26:48,325 A bit... brutal. 723 00:26:48,425 --> 00:26:49,862 Yeah. 724 00:26:51,264 --> 00:26:52,601 BRAD: See how less dense the material is 725 00:26:52,734 --> 00:26:54,303 since you didn't stir it? 726 00:26:54,437 --> 00:26:56,007 Yeah, it's a good thing that we 727 00:26:56,107 --> 00:26:57,443 whisked it in that bathtub over there. 728 00:26:57,577 --> 00:26:58,445 BRAD: Yeah, you just want to 729 00:26:58,579 --> 00:27:00,215 pat it in. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 730 00:27:00,315 --> 00:27:01,752 What do I do about the feet? 731 00:27:01,852 --> 00:27:03,789 Oh, the feet, yeah. The trickiest part. 732 00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:06,461 What you want to do is get down on all fours. 733 00:27:06,562 --> 00:27:07,964 Mm-hmm. Now, gently 734 00:27:08,064 --> 00:27:11,505 knead it between the toes. Mm-hmm. 735 00:27:11,605 --> 00:27:13,241 That's right. 736 00:27:14,410 --> 00:27:16,281 Mm-hmm. 737 00:27:16,281 --> 00:27:17,918 That's right. 738 00:27:17,918 --> 00:27:20,757 You know, the baker, he makes the dough, 739 00:27:20,757 --> 00:27:22,828 and he kneads it with loving 740 00:27:22,928 --> 00:27:25,365 and kindness, and then he puts it, 741 00:27:25,465 --> 00:27:27,102 places it in the oven. 742 00:27:27,102 --> 00:27:31,144 Mm-hmm, and then lets nature do its thing. The bread rises 743 00:27:31,144 --> 00:27:32,948 to a golden brown... 744 00:27:33,048 --> 00:27:35,520 - (mouthing) - Mm-hmm, releases an aroma 745 00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:37,489 that we find intoxicating 746 00:27:37,591 --> 00:27:39,393 without ever knowing why. 747 00:27:39,495 --> 00:27:43,301 BELLA: Your voice is really calming. Thank you. 748 00:27:43,435 --> 00:27:44,972 - (clatters) - Achoo! 749 00:27:44,972 --> 00:27:46,140 (gasps) 750 00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:48,445 Sorry, I, uh, just... 751 00:27:48,546 --> 00:27:50,048 I sneezed, so... 752 00:27:50,148 --> 00:27:51,785 (laughs) It's okay, we're past 753 00:27:51,886 --> 00:27:54,123 the pleasantries. 754 00:28:00,035 --> 00:28:01,539 (shudders) 755 00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:03,509 (mouthing) 756 00:28:03,643 --> 00:28:05,345 BELLA: Your feet are beautiful. 757 00:28:05,345 --> 00:28:07,383 Nice and strong. 758 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,259 The toes... 759 00:28:14,197 --> 00:28:15,199 Leg work. 760 00:28:15,332 --> 00:28:18,004 Frozen Jack for the Titanic. 761 00:28:24,718 --> 00:28:25,920 Freeze, freeze, freeze. 762 00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:27,757 Freeze right there. S-Stop. 763 00:28:27,857 --> 00:28:29,160 I-I will stab... Back up. 764 00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:31,732 I swear to God, I'll do it. Fuck you. No! 765 00:28:31,832 --> 00:28:34,203 - Uh... - Hey! Whoa! 766 00:28:34,303 --> 00:28:35,172 (hissing) 767 00:28:35,272 --> 00:28:37,042 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 768 00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:38,546 BRAD: Hey, how do we know that gun's even loaded? 769 00:28:38,679 --> 00:28:40,617 - (gunshots) - (screams) 770 00:28:40,717 --> 00:28:42,787 Well, fuck. 771 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:45,459 (yells fiercely) 772 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,902 (screaming, panting) 773 00:28:51,170 --> 00:28:52,406 Fuck. 774 00:28:52,507 --> 00:28:54,611 All I wanted to do was just hang out with you guys 775 00:28:54,711 --> 00:28:56,515 and you couldn't let me do that, 776 00:28:56,615 --> 00:28:58,218 could you? No! 777 00:28:58,318 --> 00:28:59,721 God! 778 00:29:00,857 --> 00:29:03,663 Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. 779 00:29:03,763 --> 00:29:06,467 I can't even trust you guys to leave you alone. 780 00:29:06,568 --> 00:29:09,106 (panting) 781 00:29:15,485 --> 00:29:17,156 DAVE: Uh... 782 00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:20,563 Oh, Jesus. 783 00:29:20,563 --> 00:29:22,232 You did this, okay? 784 00:29:22,366 --> 00:29:23,803 Fuck you guys! 785 00:29:23,903 --> 00:29:25,038 First of all, 786 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:27,409 I've been holding it this whole time. 787 00:29:27,544 --> 00:29:28,746 Shit. 788 00:29:28,879 --> 00:29:30,717 - BELLA: Look it. - Look at it? 789 00:29:30,817 --> 00:29:32,554 BELLA: Yeah. 790 00:29:32,654 --> 00:29:34,423 Don't look at me. 791 00:29:34,423 --> 00:29:35,627 Don't look. Brad! 792 00:29:35,727 --> 00:29:36,962 Look away! 793 00:29:37,062 --> 00:29:39,300 - Uh, don't look? - Stop! You did this. 794 00:29:40,503 --> 00:29:41,572 (Dave groans) 795 00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,241 The fucking... Fuck! 796 00:29:45,278 --> 00:29:46,515 Don't! God! 797 00:29:47,817 --> 00:29:48,919 You know what? 798 00:29:48,919 --> 00:29:50,690 You're gonna do whatever I say. 799 00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:52,026 You're gonna call Sony 800 00:29:52,126 --> 00:29:54,798 in order to make my dreams come true, okay? 801 00:29:54,898 --> 00:29:57,236 Whatever you need at all times. For sure. 802 00:29:57,236 --> 00:29:59,440 I just want to manage expectations, you know, 803 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,677 'cause talent drives everything, 804 00:30:00,777 --> 00:30:01,912 which... is... 805 00:30:01,912 --> 00:30:03,148 good for you 'cause 806 00:30:03,248 --> 00:30:05,118 you have talent, a lot of talent, so... 807 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,425 I see the way you guys look at me. 808 00:30:09,961 --> 00:30:12,132 - I see it. - We look at you with admiration. 809 00:30:12,266 --> 00:30:14,103 But what's so good about you, Dave? 810 00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:16,174 Nothing, nothing! Stop, stop, stop, stop! 811 00:30:16,274 --> 00:30:18,211 What makes you better than me, David? 812 00:30:18,311 --> 00:30:21,050 Nothing, I fucking suck! I fully suck, okay? 813 00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:23,021 I'm a piece of shit, I just lost a girl, 814 00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:24,725 and I think she thinks I'm a piece of shit, 815 00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:26,060 and I'm scared that she's right. 816 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,534 That sounds like pussy problems for a little bitch. 817 00:30:29,634 --> 00:30:30,670 - Okay, uh... - Huh? 818 00:30:30,770 --> 00:30:31,705 I faked my death just to, 819 00:30:31,805 --> 00:30:33,108 like, sell more albums 820 00:30:33,108 --> 00:30:35,112 and be more famous and successful, okay? 821 00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:36,648 I know you saw the hard drive, 822 00:30:36,749 --> 00:30:38,184 I know that you saw me talk about it! 823 00:30:38,284 --> 00:30:40,155 Please, blackmail me forever, I don't care! 824 00:30:40,288 --> 00:30:42,159 I don't care about my career, I just want to live. 825 00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:43,796 Please, stop. 826 00:30:43,896 --> 00:30:46,234 What? (chuckles) 827 00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:51,144 Good job. Give me the hard drive. 828 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,085 Give me the hard drive! 829 00:30:55,185 --> 00:30:56,087 (stammers) 830 00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:59,160 - Give me the drive. - Okay. 831 00:31:02,834 --> 00:31:04,470 Now, we're gonna get 832 00:31:04,470 --> 00:31:06,474 some dirt on you. 833 00:31:06,575 --> 00:31:07,977 Okay? 834 00:31:07,977 --> 00:31:10,248 Do something that'll get you canceled. 835 00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:13,656 I don't adhere to those types of social structures, 836 00:31:13,656 --> 00:31:14,658 so I don't really... 837 00:31:14,658 --> 00:31:15,727 Okay. 838 00:31:15,827 --> 00:31:18,164 Okay, I once knew this guy, 839 00:31:18,264 --> 00:31:20,536 a white guy, he said he grew up in China, 840 00:31:20,536 --> 00:31:22,774 and so he talked like that, 841 00:31:22,874 --> 00:31:25,546 and I would make fun of the way he talked. 842 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,782 Okay. 843 00:31:26,882 --> 00:31:29,353 What accent did he do, Brad? 844 00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:32,794 You know, like the... like the... China. 845 00:31:32,894 --> 00:31:33,829 BELLA: Like-like what? 846 00:31:33,929 --> 00:31:34,865 BRAD: Like, you know. 847 00:31:34,998 --> 00:31:36,234 Do the accent. 848 00:31:36,367 --> 00:31:37,269 - No. - Say it. 849 00:31:37,369 --> 00:31:38,906 - He's a white Chinese? - BRAD: No. 850 00:31:39,006 --> 00:31:40,576 - Now! - No way. 851 00:31:40,676 --> 00:31:41,845 Do the accent. 852 00:31:41,845 --> 00:31:44,116 (Asian accent): No! 853 00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,122 Was that it? 854 00:31:48,391 --> 00:31:50,295 No. 855 00:31:50,395 --> 00:31:51,598 It was pre-Internet. 856 00:31:51,698 --> 00:31:52,934 (doorbell rings) 857 00:31:53,034 --> 00:31:55,238 GATA: Yo, LD? You here, bruh? 858 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:58,111 - It's me. Gata. - DAVE: Just... 859 00:31:58,211 --> 00:31:59,480 don't... Just don't answer. 860 00:31:59,581 --> 00:32:00,817 - He'll go away. - BELLA: Shh! 861 00:32:00,917 --> 00:32:02,219 - Oh, shit, I remember the code. - DAVE: No! 862 00:32:02,219 --> 00:32:03,589 - (gate buzzes) - No! Fuck! 863 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,562 Shh. Okay, you're gonna shut up, 864 00:32:06,662 --> 00:32:09,568 and if you say a word, I'm gonna blow his brains out. 865 00:32:09,701 --> 00:32:11,939 Understand? 866 00:32:12,039 --> 00:32:13,642 (door opens) 867 00:32:13,742 --> 00:32:14,443 Yo, LD, what's up? 868 00:32:14,544 --> 00:32:16,214 Oh, shit. 869 00:32:16,314 --> 00:32:19,320 Fight Club. Get the fuck out of Dodge. 870 00:32:19,420 --> 00:32:20,455 What's up, brother? 871 00:32:20,590 --> 00:32:22,326 I-I call everyone "brother." 872 00:32:22,426 --> 00:32:24,063 Ah, it's all good. Hey, how you doin'? I'm... 873 00:32:24,063 --> 00:32:25,465 DAVE: That-That's Bella. 874 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:26,768 You know Bella. You met her 875 00:32:26,768 --> 00:32:27,971 at the music video shoot. 876 00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:29,473 Yeah, of course I met her. 877 00:32:29,574 --> 00:32:30,776 She's the one that gave me all the snacks on set. 878 00:32:30,910 --> 00:32:32,312 - Yeah. - I was just saying 879 00:32:32,412 --> 00:32:33,983 I'm happy to see her still wiggling out here, bro. 880 00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:35,285 She wanna be just like you, dawg. 881 00:32:35,385 --> 00:32:36,354 She a real one. 882 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:39,260 Look at her vibin'. Come on, dawg. 883 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,164 (Gata sniffing) 884 00:32:42,032 --> 00:32:44,003 What's up with all of this, though, like? 885 00:32:44,103 --> 00:32:46,107 Why it stink like a motherfucker in here? 886 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,646 My family friend came by 887 00:32:48,746 --> 00:32:50,750 with her newborn and had 888 00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:53,589 a bit of an emergency. 889 00:32:53,689 --> 00:32:56,060 - (clears throat) - GATA: You know how babies be. 890 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,999 And I said, like, don't change the diaper in front of us, 891 00:32:59,099 --> 00:33:00,837 'cause I hate seeing the baby vagina. 892 00:33:00,970 --> 00:33:02,974 'Cause, like, I don't want to look at it 893 00:33:02,974 --> 00:33:04,644 and think, like, "Do I have attraction or not?" 894 00:33:04,744 --> 00:33:06,214 And I never do, but I hate having 895 00:33:06,314 --> 00:33:07,517 that thought process, but... 896 00:33:07,617 --> 00:33:08,652 What? 897 00:33:08,652 --> 00:33:10,288 It smells like lemongrass to me. 898 00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:12,392 Anyways, where the fuck are my glasses at, bruh? 899 00:33:13,829 --> 00:33:15,967 The ones on your head? 900 00:33:17,670 --> 00:33:18,939 Ah, shit. 901 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:20,442 I drove 40 minutes over here 902 00:33:20,543 --> 00:33:21,945 for these motherfuckers, and they've been on my head 903 00:33:22,045 --> 00:33:23,716 the whole time. That's crazy. 904 00:33:23,816 --> 00:33:25,118 What y'all got goin' on though, man? 905 00:33:25,218 --> 00:33:27,055 You got the fireplace burning, this nigga 906 00:33:27,155 --> 00:33:28,157 Brad Pitt up in here. 907 00:33:28,291 --> 00:33:30,228 I just came here to make music. 908 00:33:30,328 --> 00:33:32,466 Stop it. You make music, too? 909 00:33:32,567 --> 00:33:34,370 Aw, you're more amazing than I thought. 910 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,040 Bruh, I need that verse, bro. Come on, man. 911 00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,476 Let me get 16, bruh. 912 00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:39,714 It won't take that long. I'll write your shit. 913 00:33:42,019 --> 00:33:43,488 Okay. 914 00:33:46,528 --> 00:33:47,931 GATA: That's what I'm saying, Bella, you gotta go after 915 00:33:47,931 --> 00:33:49,266 what you want in life at all costs. 916 00:33:49,266 --> 00:33:50,803 - Yeah. - You on the right path, though. 917 00:33:50,937 --> 00:33:51,838 Look where you at. You got LD, Brad Pitt. 918 00:33:51,939 --> 00:33:53,341 Can't nobody tell you shit. 919 00:33:53,441 --> 00:33:55,613 You're right! You're right. I'm gonna win this. 920 00:33:55,613 --> 00:33:58,652 - I really had to hear this right now. - GATA: Hell yeah. 921 00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,556 BELLA: Yeah, this is legendary. 922 00:34:00,656 --> 00:34:02,860 I am legendary. 923 00:34:02,961 --> 00:34:04,731 This is my shit! I'm royalty! 924 00:34:04,831 --> 00:34:06,334 I know. 925 00:34:06,467 --> 00:34:09,173 - I'm about to skyrocket. (laughs) - (thumping) 926 00:34:10,075 --> 00:34:11,612 Can she hear me or no? 927 00:34:11,712 --> 00:34:15,051 Don't nod visibly. Don't nod visibly. 928 00:34:15,151 --> 00:34:16,153 (groans softly) 929 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:17,890 (whispering): No. No. 930 00:34:17,991 --> 00:34:21,130 Okay, okay. Follow my lead, okay? 931 00:34:21,230 --> 00:34:23,368 - Uh-huh. - We time this right, 932 00:34:23,468 --> 00:34:25,005 we got the numbers, three to one against her. 933 00:34:25,138 --> 00:34:27,577 You copy? Don't nod visibly. 934 00:34:27,677 --> 00:34:30,015 Copy. 935 00:34:30,148 --> 00:34:32,085 - BRAD: Okay. - But I don't know what you mean. 936 00:34:32,185 --> 00:34:35,191 Like, I don't particularly want to make this violent. 937 00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:37,362 This is your destiny. It's your time. 938 00:34:37,462 --> 00:34:39,066 GATA: This is your legacy. 939 00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:40,703 Like, what you gonna leave behind for your kids? 940 00:34:40,836 --> 00:34:42,339 You know what I mean? 941 00:34:42,439 --> 00:34:44,009 That's too big of a decision to let somebody else decide. 942 00:34:44,009 --> 00:34:45,345 Gata's gonna get us killed, man. 943 00:34:45,445 --> 00:34:46,915 He's saying all the wrong type of shit. 944 00:34:47,015 --> 00:34:49,353 No, no, no. It's not your day, Dave. 945 00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:51,190 It's not your day to die. Say it. 946 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,996 Will it. This is on you now, okay? 947 00:34:54,129 --> 00:34:55,365 What do I do? 948 00:34:55,499 --> 00:34:58,371 You're gonna have to roll this bitch. 949 00:34:58,505 --> 00:35:00,108 I don't think we should be making any big moves right now. 950 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:01,778 I think we can really talk her down if we just... 951 00:35:01,878 --> 00:35:03,181 He's got her distracted. 952 00:35:03,281 --> 00:35:04,517 You have to take her from behind. 953 00:35:04,618 --> 00:35:05,485 I can't do this. 954 00:35:05,586 --> 00:35:07,255 Grab that gun, and you're gonna 955 00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:08,726 turn it on her, you're gonna turn the tables. 956 00:35:08,859 --> 00:35:10,596 I'm not a man like that. 957 00:35:10,696 --> 00:35:13,067 Do you not understand the beast you're dealing with? 958 00:35:13,201 --> 00:35:16,040 - DAVE: No. - This is not a rational human being. 959 00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:17,710 I don't know about kids, though, 960 00:35:17,710 --> 00:35:20,048 'cause they're, like, kind of ungrateful, so, you know... 961 00:35:20,048 --> 00:35:21,150 - What? - Yeah. 962 00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:22,787 I'd do anything for my moms. 963 00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:25,559 Yeah, people say that, but what have you actually really 964 00:35:25,693 --> 00:35:27,429 done for her? I'm curious, actually. 965 00:35:27,530 --> 00:35:29,534 She only understands force. 966 00:35:29,534 --> 00:35:31,638 Put that force on her ass, Dave. 967 00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:34,043 - (Dave groans) - When I say... (clears throat) 968 00:35:34,043 --> 00:35:35,378 What's up, Geek Squad? 969 00:35:35,478 --> 00:35:36,515 You still setting up over there, or what? 970 00:35:36,515 --> 00:35:37,984 - Say what? - Bro, we got Brad 971 00:35:38,084 --> 00:35:39,621 in the booth. Don't waste his time. 972 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:40,990 Whoo! Come on, man. 973 00:35:41,090 --> 00:35:42,392 We got to get Brad locked in. 974 00:35:42,527 --> 00:35:43,762 - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm just getting 975 00:35:43,896 --> 00:35:44,998 all the levels right, you know. 976 00:35:45,098 --> 00:35:46,400 For him, I want to make it crisp. 977 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,904 And, like, it's his first time, uh... 978 00:35:47,904 --> 00:35:50,141 We got to lock it in, brother! 979 00:35:50,241 --> 00:35:51,745 - DAVE: Oh, uh, no, no, no. - Yeah! 980 00:35:51,745 --> 00:35:53,782 BELLA: Yeah. 981 00:35:53,782 --> 00:35:56,454 GATA: Locked in, man. (laughs) 982 00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:57,590 You a fool. 983 00:35:57,690 --> 00:35:59,026 BELLA: I'm crazy. 984 00:35:59,126 --> 00:36:00,462 GATA: You fucking crazy. Hey, bruh? 985 00:36:00,563 --> 00:36:02,099 You gonna play this out the loudspeakers or what? 986 00:36:02,232 --> 00:36:03,569 I'm trying to hear it, bro. 987 00:36:04,436 --> 00:36:06,007 BELLA: Are we gonna listen, or...? 988 00:36:06,107 --> 00:36:07,877 GATA: Play it, bro. 989 00:36:09,981 --> 00:36:12,119 (instrumental music playing) 990 00:36:12,252 --> 00:36:14,423 (auto-tuned): Okay, but I really don't... 991 00:36:14,524 --> 00:36:16,227 Oh, shit, that's tight. 992 00:36:16,227 --> 00:36:18,297 ♪ Hey! ♪ 993 00:36:18,431 --> 00:36:21,772 Wow. This shit is... ♪ Tight ♪ 994 00:36:21,872 --> 00:36:25,145 ♪ So fucking cool ♪ 995 00:36:25,278 --> 00:36:27,950 ♪ We have to be strong ♪ 996 00:36:28,051 --> 00:36:30,723 ♪ 'Cause life is short ♪ 997 00:36:30,823 --> 00:36:34,029 ♪ We have to move when we got to move ♪ 998 00:36:34,129 --> 00:36:35,298 ♪ Get in the game ♪ 999 00:36:35,398 --> 00:36:38,104 ♪ Listen to me ♪ 1000 00:36:38,104 --> 00:36:40,442 ♪ We have to do what we have to do ♪ 1001 00:36:40,543 --> 00:36:44,617 ♪ To rid ourselves of all this fear ♪ 1002 00:36:44,617 --> 00:36:47,690 (bass hits) 1003 00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:51,297 ♪ Listen to me, stay focused on the task at hand ♪ 1004 00:36:51,297 --> 00:36:55,238 ♪ The time is now ♪ 1005 00:36:56,006 --> 00:36:59,146 ♪ Now is the present ♪ 1006 00:36:59,146 --> 00:37:03,387 ♪ The present is also now... ♪ 1007 00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:06,327 I know, right? This shit is hard. 1008 00:37:06,327 --> 00:37:08,799 This a vibe right here, bro. Killing it over there, LD. 1009 00:37:08,899 --> 00:37:11,905 You are the fucking man, bro. 1010 00:37:12,005 --> 00:37:13,642 I'm so happy she here, dude. 1011 00:37:13,742 --> 00:37:17,048 ♪ What? Ugh! ♪ 1012 00:37:17,149 --> 00:37:19,086 ♪ Listen to me ♪ 1013 00:37:19,186 --> 00:37:21,190 ♪ There's no right way to live ♪ 1014 00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:25,331 ♪ And no wrong way to die ♪ 1015 00:37:25,432 --> 00:37:26,333 (exhales sharply) 1016 00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:29,106 ♪ What is enough? ♪ 1017 00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:32,513 ♪ Enough is enough ♪ 1018 00:37:32,513 --> 00:37:34,751 (moans) 1019 00:37:34,851 --> 00:37:36,888 ♪ Are you enough? ♪ 1020 00:37:37,022 --> 00:37:38,291 ♪ The universe is calling you ♪ 1021 00:37:38,391 --> 00:37:40,529 ♪ Go, Dave, go, now! ♪ 1022 00:37:40,663 --> 00:37:42,365 Now! 1023 00:37:43,201 --> 00:37:44,871 Yeah! Whoo! 1024 00:37:45,004 --> 00:37:46,407 Go! 1025 00:37:46,541 --> 00:37:47,777 No! 1026 00:37:47,877 --> 00:37:49,012 The gun! 1027 00:37:49,113 --> 00:37:50,883 - Oh! - You idiot! 1028 00:37:51,016 --> 00:37:53,187 Get the gun! 1029 00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:54,524 - She's got a bow! - Freeze, Dave! 1030 00:37:54,524 --> 00:37:55,860 - Okay! Okay! - I will fucking shoot you! 1031 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,429 No! 1032 00:37:57,563 --> 00:37:58,966 Shut up! 1033 00:37:59,066 --> 00:38:00,034 Put that shit down, yo. 1034 00:38:00,034 --> 00:38:01,403 Oh, my God. 1035 00:38:01,505 --> 00:38:04,209 Fuck this weak... 1036 00:38:04,209 --> 00:38:06,080 - Shut up! - ...fucking glass. 1037 00:38:06,213 --> 00:38:07,717 Why the fuck you let her in here? 1038 00:38:07,717 --> 00:38:09,219 - Glass... - Brad! 1039 00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:10,956 Glass, glass. 1040 00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:13,562 DAVE: No! Shit! Stop! You don't have to do this, Bella. 1041 00:38:13,695 --> 00:38:15,465 - Shut up! - Fucking weak 1042 00:38:15,566 --> 00:38:16,568 glass! 1043 00:38:16,668 --> 00:38:17,937 (screams) 1044 00:38:19,039 --> 00:38:21,010 DAVE: Jesus, fuck. 1045 00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:24,751 No! Fuck! 1046 00:38:24,884 --> 00:38:26,053 - No! - What the fuck? 1047 00:38:26,053 --> 00:38:28,224 DAVE: Oh, no! Gata! 1048 00:38:28,324 --> 00:38:30,395 Go, Gata. Go, go, go, go. 1049 00:38:32,065 --> 00:38:32,934 DAVE: Go, go, go. 1050 00:38:33,067 --> 00:38:36,040 Ow. Fuck, man. 1051 00:38:37,075 --> 00:38:39,747 Ow. 1052 00:38:39,747 --> 00:38:42,553 (groans) 1053 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:44,423 Close it, close it, close it. 1054 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:45,726 Close the door, close the door, close the door. 1055 00:38:45,726 --> 00:38:47,229 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God. 1056 00:38:47,229 --> 00:38:48,765 - Bro, what the fuck is going on? - (shushes) 1057 00:38:48,899 --> 00:38:50,569 Shut the fuck up, Gata. Be quiet. I told you she was 1058 00:38:50,569 --> 00:38:52,673 fucking crazy, I'm trying to tell you all goddamn night. 1059 00:38:52,773 --> 00:38:54,978 We got to do something about this right now. Uh, uh, uh... 1060 00:38:55,078 --> 00:38:56,413 Ah. Okay. Yeah. 1061 00:38:56,515 --> 00:38:58,050 GATA: Bro, what the fuck is that, bro? 1062 00:38:58,150 --> 00:38:59,119 You gonna Silly String her to death? 1063 00:38:59,253 --> 00:39:00,589 No, this is bear mace that Robyn left. 1064 00:39:00,689 --> 00:39:02,292 She's not a bear, bro. You don't got a gun here? 1065 00:39:02,425 --> 00:39:04,631 It's all right-- a gun? I don't believe in guns. 1066 00:39:04,764 --> 00:39:06,433 (panting) 1067 00:39:08,170 --> 00:39:09,841 - Where is she? - I don't know. 1068 00:39:09,974 --> 00:39:11,443 I don't know where she is. 1069 00:39:11,545 --> 00:39:13,782 - What the fuck is that noise? - I think she's out there. 1070 00:39:13,782 --> 00:39:14,951 - (shouts) - Oh. 1071 00:39:14,951 --> 00:39:16,955 Oh, it's just a mirror. 1072 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:18,457 Okay. 1073 00:39:18,559 --> 00:39:20,094 - Bro, is this real? - Yeah. What? 1074 00:39:20,094 --> 00:39:22,199 - Or is this part of Nut Haus? - What? 1075 00:39:22,299 --> 00:39:23,669 What the fuck? What are you talking about? 1076 00:39:23,769 --> 00:39:25,940 - Oh, are you pranking me? - No, this is real, man. 1077 00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:27,743 BELLA: Dave? 1078 00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:30,248 (crying): Dave, I'm so sorry. 1079 00:39:30,348 --> 00:39:31,585 I'm sorry. 1080 00:39:31,585 --> 00:39:33,487 I just, I just figured 1081 00:39:33,622 --> 00:39:36,427 that maybe you would really like my short film. 1082 00:39:36,528 --> 00:39:38,765 I don't know. 1083 00:39:38,865 --> 00:39:40,703 If you'd watch it. 1084 00:39:40,803 --> 00:39:42,673 (panting) 1085 00:39:42,807 --> 00:39:45,512 I'm sorry! 1086 00:39:45,646 --> 00:39:47,182 Dave? 1087 00:39:47,315 --> 00:39:49,486 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 1088 00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:51,357 - (screaming) - (shrieks) 1089 00:39:51,457 --> 00:39:53,394 (grunting) 1090 00:39:53,495 --> 00:39:55,633 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 1091 00:39:55,633 --> 00:39:56,902 Ah! 1092 00:39:57,002 --> 00:39:59,006 (grunts) 1093 00:40:00,008 --> 00:40:01,878 (screams) 1094 00:40:01,978 --> 00:40:03,447 DAVE: Gata, the gun! 1095 00:40:03,447 --> 00:40:05,184 Oh! Oh, my God! 1096 00:40:05,318 --> 00:40:06,554 - (gunshots) - (shouting) 1097 00:40:06,655 --> 00:40:08,825 - Hold her down. Get... - Oh, shit. 1098 00:40:08,825 --> 00:40:10,663 Fuck! 1099 00:40:10,663 --> 00:40:12,032 Uh, uh... 1100 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,837 (screaming) 1101 00:40:14,938 --> 00:40:17,576 What is on me? 1102 00:40:17,677 --> 00:40:20,181 Get the gun, get the gun, get the gun. 1103 00:40:21,216 --> 00:40:23,187 - Do it. - Yeah, bitch! What you gonna do now? 1104 00:40:23,187 --> 00:40:24,557 - Yeah! Yeah! - Huh? 1105 00:40:24,691 --> 00:40:26,293 I ain't Brad Pitt, bitch. I will pop your ass. 1106 00:40:26,393 --> 00:40:28,331 - Brad! - No! 1107 00:40:28,331 --> 00:40:29,667 Fuck your short film. 1108 00:40:29,801 --> 00:40:32,506 I just want to hang out. Fuck! 1109 00:40:32,607 --> 00:40:36,347 (crying): Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 1110 00:40:36,447 --> 00:40:37,817 Hey, Brad, Brad, Brad, 1111 00:40:37,917 --> 00:40:39,854 Brad, Brad, you're not gonna die. 1112 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:42,058 - This shit fucking hurts. - Yeah, this looks horrific, brutal. 1113 00:40:42,192 --> 00:40:44,731 - It's horrible. - Fuck, I can't believe she shot you. 1114 00:40:44,864 --> 00:40:46,601 - I don't want to die, man. - You're not gonna die, Brad. 1115 00:40:46,701 --> 00:40:48,839 You're not gonna die right now. This is my fault. 1116 00:40:48,839 --> 00:40:51,443 - Luke? - No, it's Dave, it's Dave. 1117 00:40:51,544 --> 00:40:55,151 No, my real name is Luke... 1118 00:40:55,251 --> 00:40:57,155 Pitt. 1119 00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:58,391 Your name's Luke? 1120 00:40:58,391 --> 00:40:59,761 - Luke. - Okay. 1121 00:40:59,894 --> 00:41:01,798 Luke? Uh, everything's gonna be okay. 1122 00:41:01,898 --> 00:41:03,969 The cops are coming. So just hang on, okay? 1123 00:41:04,069 --> 00:41:09,046 No, I don't want to die here on this shitty carpet, man. 1124 00:41:09,046 --> 00:41:11,618 I think you're reacting to the glass on the carpet, but... 1125 00:41:11,718 --> 00:41:14,089 What does it say on that stupid fucking arrow 1126 00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:15,793 that's protruding from my chest? 1127 00:41:15,893 --> 00:41:17,963 Uh, it says the, uh, the "Looking for Love Tour." 1128 00:41:18,064 --> 00:41:20,669 It's a stage prop that I had on tour, and then I... 1129 00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:23,307 Cupid, am I right? Fuck. 1130 00:41:23,407 --> 00:41:25,311 - Dave? - Yes. 1131 00:41:25,411 --> 00:41:27,315 - Dave. - Yes, Brad. 1132 00:41:27,415 --> 00:41:30,622 - Luke. - Yes. Luke. 1133 00:41:31,457 --> 00:41:34,062 Until you love yourself, 1134 00:41:34,062 --> 00:41:36,668 you can never love another. 1135 00:41:37,636 --> 00:41:39,507 Man, I love myself too much. 1136 00:41:39,607 --> 00:41:41,911 That's why I get into these fucking situations, man. 1137 00:41:42,012 --> 00:41:45,018 No, Dave, then you would be enough. 1138 00:41:45,118 --> 00:41:46,955 Until you're enough for you, 1139 00:41:47,055 --> 00:41:50,294 you can never be enough for another. 1140 00:41:50,428 --> 00:41:54,537 You wouldn't be chasing all this validation. 1141 00:41:56,006 --> 00:41:58,845 - Trust me, bro. - (sirens approaching) 1142 00:41:58,945 --> 00:42:01,450 Oh, hey, they're here. They're coming, they're coming. 1143 00:42:01,450 --> 00:42:02,686 Come on in, come on in. 1144 00:42:02,787 --> 00:42:04,824 ♪ ♪ 1145 00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:13,942 (alert chimes) 1146 00:42:15,178 --> 00:42:17,315 DAVE: (sighs) Man. 1147 00:42:17,415 --> 00:42:20,188 I have been thinking about what I want to say to you 1148 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:23,160 for a while now. 1149 00:42:23,294 --> 00:42:25,733 And I know you deserve the best that I have to offer, 1150 00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:28,839 so, like, I've been really evaluating myself 1151 00:42:28,972 --> 00:42:32,312 to see if I'm finally ready for this. 1152 00:42:32,312 --> 00:42:35,051 And I am. 1153 00:42:35,151 --> 00:42:37,823 - (indistinct chatter) - I really am. 1154 00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:40,696 - Pop, tell Ava about your skydiving story. - Mm-hmm. 1155 00:42:40,796 --> 00:42:43,334 Oh, so, I'm-I'm hurtling towards the Earth, 1156 00:42:43,467 --> 00:42:45,706 a-and my, uh, instructor pulls the rip cord, 1157 00:42:45,806 --> 00:42:47,877 - but nothing happens. - AVA: No... 1158 00:42:47,977 --> 00:42:50,481 DAVE: And honestly, I think, deep down, 1159 00:42:50,481 --> 00:42:52,318 I've just been scared. 1160 00:42:52,318 --> 00:42:53,722 Well, no, tell the Sundance people 1161 00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:55,793 Dave is actually now willing to promote it. 1162 00:42:55,793 --> 00:42:57,496 It's really exciting. 1163 00:42:57,496 --> 00:42:58,999 DAVE: Scared to put myself out there. 1164 00:42:59,132 --> 00:43:01,604 Uh-huh. I truly can't believe we are... 1165 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:04,109 DAVE: Scared of all my doubts. 1166 00:43:04,209 --> 00:43:08,350 And I've been looking for love this entire time 1167 00:43:08,451 --> 00:43:11,524 without ever truly loving myself. 1168 00:43:11,624 --> 00:43:13,194 Come on. You got to see this. What you think? 1169 00:43:13,294 --> 00:43:15,431 But the person I love the most is right in front of me. 1170 00:43:15,532 --> 00:43:17,435 - Beautiful. - How you feel about it? 1171 00:43:17,536 --> 00:43:20,274 I think it's gorgeous. 1172 00:43:20,374 --> 00:43:22,646 It's yours. This house is yours. 1173 00:43:22,646 --> 00:43:24,517 What? Honey! 1174 00:43:24,517 --> 00:43:25,886 DAVE: A wise man once told me 1175 00:43:26,019 --> 00:43:27,590 that until you can love yourself... 1176 00:43:27,690 --> 00:43:31,363 Hey, Mom, hey, Dad. Um, I got some big news. 1177 00:43:31,463 --> 00:43:33,869 Uh, I'm starting my own record label. 1178 00:43:33,969 --> 00:43:36,206 - ...you won't be able to love anybody else. - Yeah. 1179 00:43:36,306 --> 00:43:38,310 (quietly): Uh, I need to borrow some more money, though. 1180 00:43:38,410 --> 00:43:39,747 DAVE: When I close my eyes, 1181 00:43:39,881 --> 00:43:41,651 I-I swear I think of the same thing 1182 00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:44,222 over and over and over again. 1183 00:43:44,322 --> 00:43:46,093 (birds chirping) 1184 00:43:46,226 --> 00:43:48,632 It's you. 1185 00:43:48,732 --> 00:43:50,502 It's always been you. 1186 00:43:50,602 --> 00:43:52,873 ♪ ♪ 1187 00:43:55,879 --> 00:44:00,989 ♪ I love myself ♪ 1188 00:44:01,089 --> 00:44:03,260 ♪ I do ♪ 1189 00:44:04,831 --> 00:44:08,137 ♪ Every morning and every night ♪ 1190 00:44:08,237 --> 00:44:12,680 ♪ I love myself ♪ 1191 00:44:14,249 --> 00:44:15,318 ♪ I do... ♪ 1192 00:44:15,418 --> 00:44:17,388 (elephant exhales) 1193 00:44:24,737 --> 00:44:26,941 Let's get you out of here. 1194 00:44:28,912 --> 00:44:30,314 (grunts) 1195 00:44:34,155 --> 00:44:35,391 Hey. 1196 00:44:35,391 --> 00:44:37,428 - Hey, how was your flight? - It was a little long. 1197 00:44:37,428 --> 00:44:38,598 - (sighs) - Yeah. 1198 00:44:38,698 --> 00:44:40,702 - Where is, uh... - Right over there. 1199 00:44:40,802 --> 00:44:42,740 - Oh. - Watch your step, watch your step. 1200 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,409 Okay. Thank you. 1201 00:44:46,681 --> 00:44:48,585 Hey, Drake! 1202 00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:50,989 What's up? 1203 00:44:51,123 --> 00:44:53,360 Thank you for responding to my DM. I, uh... 1204 00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:57,636 I know it was long, but, uh, shooters shoot, right? 1205 00:44:57,770 --> 00:44:59,507 - That's what they say. - Yeah. 1206 00:44:59,607 --> 00:45:01,276 I apologize for the delay on it, but... 1207 00:45:01,276 --> 00:45:04,416 - No. Yeah. - Happy-happy we could connect, for sure. 1208 00:45:05,451 --> 00:45:07,088 - All right. - (softly): Yeah. 1209 00:45:07,088 --> 00:45:09,459 - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. - Yes, sir. I got you. 1210 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,365 - You don't know how long I've waited for this. - (chuckles) 1211 00:45:12,465 --> 00:45:13,768 You're here now, though, so... 1212 00:45:13,768 --> 00:45:15,137 - Yeah. - Welcome. 1213 00:45:15,137 --> 00:45:16,507 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1214 00:45:16,608 --> 00:45:19,312 I know that my DM probably, like, sounded crazy and... 1215 00:45:19,312 --> 00:45:22,185 my aggression level to getting here might be far-reaching, 1216 00:45:22,318 --> 00:45:27,462 but, like, I really am, like... I am a superstar. 1217 00:45:27,563 --> 00:45:29,800 I am worthy and I am special. 1218 00:45:29,901 --> 00:45:31,537 I appreciate that, but y-- when you say it, 1219 00:45:31,638 --> 00:45:33,909 it's almost like you have this, like, kind of undertone, like, 1220 00:45:34,009 --> 00:45:35,879 there's, like, an auto-tune crying under you. 1221 00:45:35,979 --> 00:45:38,551 - Oh. Yeah. - So, like, just tell me again, 1222 00:45:38,652 --> 00:45:41,490 like, you're special, but without being like, "Eh, eh." 1223 00:45:41,591 --> 00:45:44,262 - I'm a star. Yeah. - Yes. Yeah. Again. 1224 00:45:44,362 --> 00:45:46,601 - I'm on your fucking level. I am. - (chuckles): Okay. 1225 00:45:46,701 --> 00:45:48,672 - (Drake stammers) - I'm a star! 1226 00:45:48,672 --> 00:45:52,546 - I'm a superstar, man. I am. - Yeah. 1227 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,717 - I like that. For real, kid. - Yeah. 1228 00:45:54,850 --> 00:45:56,186 Let's cook. We're-- by the way, 1229 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,190 just, like, super intense first combo. 1230 00:45:58,290 --> 00:45:59,727 I was go-- about to ask if you wanted to eat, but... 1231 00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:01,296 - Oh. - ...obviously we went 1232 00:46:01,396 --> 00:46:03,267 straight into positive affirmations, so... 1233 00:46:03,367 --> 00:46:07,241 Any, like, chance you can, like, teach me how to love myself? 1234 00:46:07,342 --> 00:46:10,716 No. That's like a... 1235 00:46:10,849 --> 00:46:14,089 Wish we could rewind life. I didn't ask you that. 1236 00:46:14,189 --> 00:46:17,228 But the first time that I, like, I heard you and I was like, 1237 00:46:17,228 --> 00:46:18,097 "I fuck with this shit." 1238 00:46:18,197 --> 00:46:19,767 - Like, I fuck with your... - (exhales) 1239 00:46:19,867 --> 00:46:21,036 - I fuck with your shit. - That means the world. 1240 00:46:21,136 --> 00:46:23,073 All I ever needed was the opportunity. 1241 00:46:23,207 --> 00:46:24,944 Yeah, yeah, no, I have a studio. You want to, like-- 1242 00:46:25,044 --> 00:46:26,714 I mean, listen, we can listen to beats, 1243 00:46:26,814 --> 00:46:29,152 you can play me some shit, like, whatever. 1244 00:46:29,252 --> 00:46:31,624 I'd love to make some, like, scorned love, like, 1245 00:46:31,724 --> 00:46:33,928 "girl that got away" type shit. 1246 00:46:34,062 --> 00:46:36,033 (scoffs) Might have to extend the trip, then. 1247 00:46:36,133 --> 00:46:38,070 - (laughs): Let's go. - So much time. 1248 00:46:38,203 --> 00:46:41,243 DRAKE: What should I call you, by the way? Dave or Dicky? 1249 00:46:41,376 --> 00:46:43,213 DAVE: Oh. 1250 00:46:44,550 --> 00:46:46,554 Um... 1251 00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:49,727 ♪ Me, Drake, on one song ♪ 1252 00:46:49,727 --> 00:46:51,564 ♪ I did it ♪ 1253 00:46:51,664 --> 00:46:53,067 ♪ How did I do it? I did it ♪ 1254 00:46:53,067 --> 00:46:54,637 ♪ I got a song with Drake ♪ 1255 00:46:54,737 --> 00:46:56,006 ♪ I got a song with Drake ♪ 1256 00:46:56,106 --> 00:46:57,776 ♪ I got a song with Drake ♪ 1257 00:46:57,910 --> 00:46:59,479 ♪ I did it, I did it ♪ 1258 00:46:59,580 --> 00:47:00,982 ♪ Me, Drake, yes ♪ 1259 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:03,253 ♪ Same song, Spotify credits ♪ 1260 00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:05,424 ♪ Billboard's, everything, I did it ♪ 1261 00:47:05,424 --> 00:47:07,529 ♪ I've done it, how did I do it? ♪ 1262 00:47:07,629 --> 00:47:10,167 ♪ I got a song with Drake, yes, I got a song with Drake ♪ 1263 00:47:10,267 --> 00:47:13,508 ♪ I got a song with Drake, I got a song with Drake ♪ 1264 00:47:13,608 --> 00:47:15,478 ♪ Look at the chart ♪ 1265 00:47:15,579 --> 00:47:16,748 ♪ Wait till his part ♪ 1266 00:47:16,748 --> 00:47:18,651 ♪ It'll be, like, Drake ♪ 1267 00:47:18,752 --> 00:47:20,087 ♪ They will try to hate ♪ 1268 00:47:20,187 --> 00:47:21,657 ♪ But don't know it's great ♪ 1269 00:47:21,758 --> 00:47:23,495 ♪ Watch how it does in a club ♪ 1270 00:47:23,595 --> 00:47:24,630 ♪ Drizzy, tell 'em what's up ♪ 1271 00:47:24,764 --> 00:47:26,534 ♪ It's Drake. ♪ 1272 00:47:33,615 --> 00:47:38,057 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 1273 00:47:43,835 --> 00:47:46,073 (laughter) 1274 00:47:46,073 --> 00:47:47,876 DIRECTOR: Cut, cut. 91143

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