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EYCH
♪
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ La la la la, la la la la ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ La la la la ♪
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♪
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- Wowza!
-Whoa!
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- It's beautiful!
-An indoor pool!
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Now I've seen everything.
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This is
the biggest swimming hole
I've ever seen.
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I can't wait
to swim into the...
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Whoa!
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Wha-hoo!
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I don't know
if I'm overcome with wonder
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or if it's the chemicals
in the water,
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but that's the most incredible
thing I've ever seen--
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Aah! It's the chemicals.
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Tilly, we have to jump off
the high-dive pronto!
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No can do, brother.
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There's treasure
in this water,
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and I aim to find it.
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All right,
you kids all set?
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- Uh-huh.
-Yep.
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Good, 'cause I will be
taking this opportunity
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to relax in the hot tub.
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Never tried one before,
but I hear it's very soothing.
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Maybe I'll do
some deep breathing, y'know?
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Cut the chatter
and listen up.
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I just got my hair did,
and it looks gorgeous.
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But if one drop of water
get on there and ruins it,
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I'll have all your heinies!
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Don't worry, Ma,
we'll splash
in the other direction.
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- Aah!
- I mean we won't splash at all!
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'll be soaking my pigs.
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I don't get it, Grandma.
What's the point
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of soaking your toes
if you got a wooden leg?
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- 'Cause I do what I--
-Eh! Eh!
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Now, go have fun.
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- Yay!
-Okay.
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Move aside!
Move aside!
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Making my way
to the high dive!
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Yeah, my dad
said I couldn't,
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but then I totally
did it anyway.
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I didn't even care.
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Wow!
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♪ High dive,
high dive ♪
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♪ I'm gonna jump
off the high dive ♪
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What? You're gonna jump
off the high dive?
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Who do you think
you are?
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I'm your worst nightmare.
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Nah, I'm just kidding.
I'm Cricket Green.
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And I'm a fearless boy!
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Uh, no kid is brave enough
to jump off the high dive.
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Do you have a death wish
or something?
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Aren't you scared?
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Scared? Pfft.
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I don't even know
the meaning of that word.
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Then I guess you've never
heard the story
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of Pink-Belly Pat.
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No, Carlos!
Don't tell him!
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No, Carlos, tell me.
Who's Pink-Belly Pat?
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Oh, he's the last kid
to jump off the high dive.
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What happened to him?
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Some say when he crashed
into the water,
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he smashed into a million,
billion pieces!
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I heard he did a gut-buster
and busted his guts all over!
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I was there.
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It was a bwood bath!
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One thing's for sure--
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wherever he is now,
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he's all messed up!
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So, what do you
say to that?
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I say I'll wave to ya
on the way down!
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My journey to discover sunken treasure begins.
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Will I find it?
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I do not know.
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To a land-dweller,
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the mysterious creatures of the deep
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can look downright alien.
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In my search, I find mysterious objects
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but still no treasure.
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Okay, mister thief,
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you think you can
just steal my dive ring?
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- I didn't take it!
-I know it was you!
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- Hey!
- -Huh?
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You see this hair?
It's gorgeous.
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And it needs
to stay gorgeous!
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So keep your water
in the pool!
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She's trying to play!
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I'm tryin' to drown ya!
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Aah! Aah! Ooh! Ooh! Uhh!
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Oh... hey.
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This is pretty nice.
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No worries,
no problems, no kids.
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Ain't nothin' bad
can get me here.
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Oh, my goodness!
My shorts!
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--Oh, no.
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Check it out!
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That kid's gonna jump
off the high dive!
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Huh? Unh!
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You're not gonna want
to miss this one, folks!
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Cricket Green will be making
the dive of the century!
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Cricket! Cricket! Cricket!
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Say hey! Ho!
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Hey! Ho!
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Hey, who wants to see me
do a flip on the way down?
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Holler if you want
to see me do a flip... oh.
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Cricket! Cricket!
Cricket!
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Cricket! Cricket!
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Oh, it's no use. That boy's
having the time of his life.
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Okay, locker room's
over there.
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Maybe I can just make
a mad dash for it.
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- On the count of three...
-Excuse me.
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Sorry to bother you,
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but we were hoping
to join you in the hot tub!
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I don't think
that's such a good idea.
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- Everybody in!
-No. No!!!
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I've searched
every inch of the sea floor,
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but still no treasure.
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Hold on,
what's this, now?
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The treasure!
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- Hello!
-Huh?
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What? Whose kids
are these?
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You look like
the oatmeal man.
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He wishes he looked
this good!
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Is your hair real?
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Hands off my hair!
Gah!
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Whee!
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Again! Again!
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Me next!
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What? Stay back,
you wet rats!
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What's it take to scare
a bunch of kids around here?!
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Huh? Oh!
Well, hello, idea!
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Okay, uh, now everybody
say "Hoo-hah-hee-ah-oo!"
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Hoo-hah-hee...
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Quit stalling!
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Unless you're having
second thoughts!
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Uh, okay!
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Here goes nothing!
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I can't do it!
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Well, well, well.
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Huh? Oh, uh, yeah.
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Wind conditions
up there, terrible.
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It's just not good
jumpin' weather.
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Save it.
I knew you'd chicken out.
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Come on, guys.
Nothing to see here
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except the big ol' coward.
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What a coward.
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No, I-- Hmm.
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You are a coward!
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You said you were fearless,
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but it turns out you're
just a dang fear-more.
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Fear-more ain't even a word.
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You're right.
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I must dive deeper
than I ever have before.
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The elusive treasure
is within my grasp.
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No!
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Betrayed by the buoyancy
of my own air tank!
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I curse you, foul sea,
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but I do not give up.
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Uh, hey, friend,
is there a problem?
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Sorry. Not trying
to be rude.
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It's just, you see,
I'm-- I'm very sick,
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and you don't want
to get in this water.
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It's bad water.
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Look, it's okay.
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I'm trying to teach my children
the value of patience.
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I can't wait
to learn patience!
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So we'll just wait
until you're done!
No need to explain.
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- Phew.
-In fact, we'll be right
over here on this bench.
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Right in front
of the old locker room.
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Take your time!
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I never knew a hot tub
could be so cold.
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Cricket!
Cricket! Over here, boy!
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Oh, thank goodness!
You gotta help me.
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I turned on the jets,
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and all of a sudden
my shorts were--
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Uh, something
the matter, son?
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I chickened out on the high dive
in front of everyone.
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I can't believe it.
I was scared!
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I thought
I was a fearless boy.
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Son, feeling afraid
isn't really a bad thing.
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Yes, it is!
Of course it is!
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I can't have fear
holding me back.
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Now, now, hold on, son.
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It's more like--
It's like that banner.
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See that sea lion?
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He's actually terrified
of beach balls,
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and yet he's facing
one head-on.
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Courage isn't
not having fear,
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it's being afraid
of something
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and going through
with it anyway.
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Hmm!
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You know, sometimes
fear is good.
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It keeps you
from doing foolish things,
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like getting
your pants ripped off,
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which is
why I need you to...
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He's gone.
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Huh?
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A leg! There's a human leg
in the water!
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Everyone, out!
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Oh? Aah!
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That's right!
No more splashing today!
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Sorry, kid. Leg in the water
means pool is closed.
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What? No. Please.
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I gotta do this.
It's my last chance.
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Oh, yeah? Well, law school
was my last chance.
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Things don't always
work out.
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Hey!
Hey, get back here!
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Hey! Thank you,
sea lion. Mwah.
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I did it!
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Oh, boy.
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He's higher
than the high dive!
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He won't do it.
He's too scared!
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You're right.
I am scared.
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I'm gosh-dang terrified.
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But like the might sea lion,
I am also courageous!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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He did it!
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He let go?!
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Aah!
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Everyone's distracted.
Now's my chance.
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Forgive me, pal.
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Yay!
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Family time!
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Aah! Still falling!
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Mm? Aah!
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My hair!
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I did it!
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Uh! Huh? I did it!
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Uh, okay, everybody.
Fun day at the pool.
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Oh, no! My keys.
I left my keys in my shorts.
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Behold, the glittering bounty
of the deep.
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Tilly, you're
a lifesaver!
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Now, let's go home
and burn my hat.
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Cricket!
Cricket!
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Cricket!
Cricket!
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Um, I just got here.
Who's Cricket?
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You mean you never heard
the tale of Cricket Green?
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DI
Milk!
Milk! Milk! Milk!
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Milk! Milk! Milk!
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Um, I don't know
if I'm old enough to see this.
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Shh. Don't look away.
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Milk! Milk! Milk! Milk!
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Milk! Milk... Milk.
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What's wrong, Dad?
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Same thing as last week.
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No milk! This goat
is just not a good goat.
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Her name's Melissa.
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Poor Melissa.
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We gotta figure out
what's wrong with you.
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Look me in the eyes, girl.
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What, have you gone dry?
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Uh, is she okay?
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00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:42,584
Shh. You mustn't
break the link.
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I understand.
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I know what's wrong
with Melissa! She's...
258
00:11:51,027 --> 00:11:54,796
- a dog.
-Huh?
259
00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:57,599
That's why she hasn't been
giving us any milk.
260
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,601
She's not a goat.
She's a dog.
261
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,636
No, no, no, Tilly,
you must be mistaken.
262
00:12:01,671 --> 00:12:02,904
That is a dog.
263
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:07,008
No, this is different.
264
00:12:07,043 --> 00:12:09,577
Melissa has the spirit
of a dog.
265
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,846
Whatever you say, Tilly.
266
00:12:11,882 --> 00:12:13,748
Tilly's got her own way
of looking at things.
267
00:12:13,784 --> 00:12:14,849
We just kind of
roll with it.
268
00:12:14,885 --> 00:12:16,684
It's never hurt
anyone before.
269
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,654
- Ow!
-I wish there was something
we could do for Melissa,
270
00:12:19,689 --> 00:12:22,957
something to make her feel
like a real dog.
271
00:12:24,795 --> 00:12:26,795
- Hi, Brett!
-Oh, hey, little neighbors!
272
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,963
And where are
these fancy boys off to?
273
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,633
Oh, they're competing
in the Big City Dog Show.
274
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:34,035
It's just like
where a dog can be a dog,
275
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:36,037
and be judged for it!
276
00:12:36,072 --> 00:12:38,640
A dog show?
That's perfect!
277
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,008
We should enter Melissa.
278
00:12:40,043 --> 00:12:42,710
You want to enter
that goat into a dog show?
279
00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:44,813
Well, what she means,
Brett, is--
280
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,015
That's awesome! I bet
you win the whole thing.
281
00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:49,617
Huh. Well,
if Brett's impressed...
282
00:12:49,653 --> 00:12:51,920
Tilly, we're going
to a dog show!
283
00:12:51,955 --> 00:12:55,623
Oh, Cricket, I'm so happy
I could spit.
284
00:12:55,659 --> 00:12:56,891
- Pwew.
-Pwew.
285
00:12:56,927 --> 00:12:59,561
Mm... I can't...
It won't...
286
00:12:59,596 --> 00:13:00,929
Just put it back
in your mouth, Remy.
287
00:13:00,964 --> 00:13:02,697
♪
288
00:13:02,732 --> 00:13:03,865
Who's a good boy?
289
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,533
You are.
Yes, you are!
290
00:13:05,569 --> 00:13:06,901
Dylan, she needs
the floofer!
291
00:13:06,937 --> 00:13:08,703
Get the floofer, Dylan!
292
00:13:08,738 --> 00:13:11,005
Well, sure are
a lot of dogs here.
293
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,941
Wow, this is great!
294
00:13:12,976 --> 00:13:15,610
My parents never
let me pet dogs!
295
00:13:17,681 --> 00:13:19,614
Remy, let me
ask you something.
296
00:13:19,649 --> 00:13:23,551
Do you parents not let you
pet dogs because you're
wildly allergic?
297
00:13:23,587 --> 00:13:24,953
Maybe!
298
00:13:24,988 --> 00:13:27,989
But that won't stop me
from petting all these
fancy dogs!
299
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,891
They might be
fancy city dogs,
300
00:13:29,926 --> 00:13:33,027
but there ain't a dog
in the whole world like Melissa.
301
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,963
Make way!
Make way!
302
00:13:34,998 --> 00:13:38,032
Excuse me, we're registering
the winning dog.
303
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,736
Are you referring to that
unkempt flea-ridden throw rug?
304
00:13:41,771 --> 00:13:43,638
- Hmm?
305
00:13:43,673 --> 00:13:44,739
Oh, no, that's Phoenix.
306
00:13:44,774 --> 00:13:46,007
She's just here
for moral support.
307
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,842
This is our winning dog.
308
00:13:50,881 --> 00:13:53,581
Well, let's take a look
at this creature.
309
00:13:53,617 --> 00:13:54,949
The devil's horns...
310
00:13:54,985 --> 00:13:56,985
scraggly beard...
311
00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:59,921
toenails for feet!
312
00:13:59,956 --> 00:14:01,923
Can this thing
even bark?
313
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,725
Melissa, bark.
314
00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:08,730
You must be joking.
315
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,733
Ms. Uppinsbottom,
in examining our rulebook,
316
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,802
nowhere in it does it say
that a goat can't compete.
317
00:14:14,838 --> 00:14:16,571
I say we let them in.
318
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,640
I'm due
for a good chortle!
319
00:14:20,644 --> 00:14:21,743
Indeed.
Indeed.
320
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,611
All right,
we'll let the goat in.
321
00:14:23,647 --> 00:14:26,548
Heh. Well, we'll be the ones
laughing when Melissa wins.
322
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:27,682
Right, Tilly?
323
00:14:27,717 --> 00:14:29,651
That was great.
How'd you do that?
324
00:14:30,854 --> 00:14:31,986
Mmm...
325
00:14:32,022 --> 00:14:33,688
Welcome, folks,
326
00:14:33,723 --> 00:14:35,857
to the tenth annual Big City Dog Show.
327
00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:38,593
Right now,
dogs from all over Big City
328
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,928
are just getting warmed up.
329
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:43,831
Bathsheba, do you have
any words to say
to your competition?
330
00:14:44,901 --> 00:14:46,768
Savage as ever.
331
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,770
Let's take a look at some
of the other competitors.
332
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,939
Point!
333
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,941
Shake!
334
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,008
Lay down.
335
00:14:54,044 --> 00:14:55,677
Go to sleep.
336
00:14:55,712 --> 00:14:56,711
Yodel.
337
00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:58,713
Throw up!
338
00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:02,617
Zero, zero,
and an unprecedented
negative one!
339
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:05,520
Wow. Negative scores.
It's funny!
340
00:15:09,693 --> 00:15:11,693
This is fun,
isn't it, girl?
341
00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:12,827
Tilly,
what happened?
342
00:15:12,862 --> 00:15:14,696
Why didn't Millicent
do any tricks?
343
00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:16,998
Oh, dogs just do
what they want, you know?
344
00:15:17,033 --> 00:15:18,700
Dogs just do
what they want?
345
00:15:18,735 --> 00:15:20,868
Okay, okay, I think
I got it now.
346
00:15:20,904 --> 00:15:23,905
Uh, Remy, can I talk
to you for a minute
over in this direction?
347
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:26,808
Okay! Aah!
348
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,543
What's going on,
Cricket?
349
00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:30,612
Listen, Tilly's got
a unique perspective,
350
00:15:30,647 --> 00:15:32,780
but she doesn't get
that people
are making fun of her.
351
00:15:32,816 --> 00:15:34,782
When she realizes,
she'll be crushed,
352
00:15:34,818 --> 00:15:37,986
humiliated, and emotionally
stunted for life!
353
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,687
We gotta protect her
from that.
354
00:15:39,723 --> 00:15:40,722
So what do we do?
355
00:15:40,757 --> 00:15:41,956
Improvise.
356
00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:46,594
Wait, but what
are we doing?
357
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:47,895
We're gonna sabotage
the dog show.
358
00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:49,831
Oh. Yeah!
359
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:53,735
Let's see how Muffin
does in our beauty competition!
360
00:15:59,976 --> 00:16:02,810
Ladies and gentlemen,
she looks amazing!
361
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:06,681
And now,
for the meditation contest.
362
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,516
Hey, dog, what's
that over there?
363
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,684
Oh, my gosh,
there's a fire!
364
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,520
You got something
on your butt!
365
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,524
Hey, doggie.
366
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:17,892
I'm a big squirrel!
367
00:16:17,927 --> 00:16:20,728
Bet you wanna chase me
all over the arena, huh!
368
00:16:20,764 --> 00:16:22,730
--Oh, hey, Phoenix.
369
00:16:22,766 --> 00:16:25,633
Aah! Bad dog!
Bad dog!
370
00:16:25,669 --> 00:16:27,669
Through the hoop, Melissa.
Come on.
371
00:16:29,639 --> 00:16:30,672
Good dog.
372
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,610
Cow dang it,
nothing's worked.
373
00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,645
And Tilly and the goat
are still tanking hard.
374
00:16:37,681 --> 00:16:39,881
There's gotta be something
to distract these dogs.
375
00:16:44,788 --> 00:16:46,688
Bingo-bango.
376
00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:48,623
It's all come down to this, folks,
377
00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:50,591
the agility course!
378
00:16:50,627 --> 00:16:52,560
And up first, it's...
379
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:53,861
Oh, the goat.
380
00:16:53,897 --> 00:16:55,730
We can just cut
to commercial here, right?
381
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,733
All right, Melissa,
let's do this.
382
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,802
On your mark,
get set...
383
00:17:00,837 --> 00:17:02,870
Wait, what's going on?
384
00:17:02,906 --> 00:17:04,672
The dogs have gone
out of control!
385
00:17:08,912 --> 00:17:10,945
Everyone, please,
remain seated.
386
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:12,580
Sit! Sit!
387
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,582
Golly!
388
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:15,983
--Huh?
389
00:17:18,021 --> 00:17:20,822
Angela, Dante, Bernice?
390
00:17:20,857 --> 00:17:22,724
You're supposed to be
on Phoenix.
391
00:17:22,759 --> 00:17:25,827
How do you like
them fleas, huh?
392
00:17:27,697 --> 00:17:29,831
Cricket, what
are you doing?
393
00:17:29,866 --> 00:17:31,933
Why are you wrecking
the dog show?
394
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:35,870
Oh, uh, I'm just giving Melissa
an edge on the competition.
395
00:17:35,905 --> 00:17:38,873
Why? Don't you think
Melissa can do it?
396
00:17:38,942 --> 00:17:41,542
Tilly, I was just saving you
from humiliation.
397
00:17:41,578 --> 00:17:42,777
I don't know
if you realize it,
398
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,712
but all these people
are laughing at you.
399
00:17:44,748 --> 00:17:46,581
Yeah, I know.
400
00:17:46,616 --> 00:17:48,583
I hate to tell you--
Wait, what?
401
00:17:48,618 --> 00:17:51,586
Look, Cricket, I know
they're making fun of me.
402
00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:52,954
That's not important.
403
00:17:53,022 --> 00:17:56,958
What's important is that Melissa
was having a good time.
404
00:17:56,993 --> 00:18:00,561
But now, thanks to you,
it's all ruined.
405
00:18:00,597 --> 00:18:03,664
Come on, Melissa,
let's go.
406
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,601
- Tilly--
-Everyone, evacuate the stadium!
407
00:18:06,636 --> 00:18:08,569
The dog show is officially over!
408
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:13,674
Let's get out of here!
409
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:15,576
These dogs are behaving
like animals!
410
00:18:15,612 --> 00:18:17,779
Gotta make this right.
411
00:18:17,814 --> 00:18:18,913
Remy!
412
00:18:18,948 --> 00:18:20,948
Huh?
413
00:18:20,984 --> 00:18:22,950
Yah!
414
00:18:22,986 --> 00:18:24,852
This dog show
ain't over yet!
415
00:18:24,888 --> 00:18:27,755
This day just keeps
getting better!
416
00:18:27,791 --> 00:18:29,757
Hurry! Hurry!
417
00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:32,760
- Wait!
-Huh? Children!
418
00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:34,929
You gotta stay and watch
my sister and Melissa.
419
00:18:34,964 --> 00:18:36,898
- Melissa?
-The goat.
420
00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:40,835
Ugh. We're not sticking
around this madness
to watch a goat.
421
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,537
I didn't want it
to come to this!
422
00:18:42,572 --> 00:18:43,938
Well, actually,
I kind of did.
423
00:18:43,973 --> 00:18:46,674
Nobody's going nowhere!
424
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,609
You're all gonna watch
Tilly and Melissa perform,
425
00:18:48,645 --> 00:18:49,877
or I'll flea-ify you!
426
00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:54,615
Oh, and Remy gets to pet
your little purse dog.
427
00:18:54,651 --> 00:18:57,552
Ugh, all right!
We'll stay and watch the goat.
428
00:18:57,587 --> 00:18:58,953
But we're not
going to like it.
429
00:19:00,857 --> 00:19:02,957
Attention, dog show participants!
430
00:19:02,992 --> 00:19:06,727
My name is Cricket Green, and I have an announcement!
431
00:19:06,763 --> 00:19:08,629
Tilly, I'm sorry about earlier.
432
00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:10,598
I was so busy trying to protect you
433
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:12,934
that I couldn't see that I was hurting you.
434
00:19:12,969 --> 00:19:15,603
I'm proud of you and Melissa!
435
00:19:15,638 --> 00:19:17,672
So you go out thereand you show 'em what you got!
436
00:19:17,707 --> 00:19:19,907
Because the judges will be watching closely.
437
00:19:19,943 --> 00:19:22,810
-Won't you? -Yes, yes, absolutely!
438
00:19:22,846 --> 00:19:26,614
I support you,Tilly Green, 1,000%!
439
00:19:26,649 --> 00:19:29,617
I only need 100.
440
00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:31,953
All right, girl,
I know things are tough,
441
00:19:31,988 --> 00:19:34,655
but tough is just a word
in a big book of other words,
442
00:19:34,691 --> 00:19:36,591
like potato and boondoggle.
443
00:19:36,626 --> 00:19:39,760
The only thing that matters
is that you go out there
444
00:19:39,796 --> 00:19:42,630
and show 'em what kind of dog
you really are.
445
00:19:42,665 --> 00:19:44,765
Just remember,
there's no "I" in goat,
446
00:19:44,801 --> 00:19:49,971
but there is an O and a G,
and that almost spells "dog."
447
00:19:50,006 --> 00:19:52,707
Now, let's go get 'em!
What do you say?
448
00:19:55,912 --> 00:19:56,978
- Whoo!
-Go, Tilly!
449
00:19:57,013 --> 00:20:00,681
Aw! Uhh... uhh... achoo!
450
00:20:08,725 --> 00:20:09,924
My baby!
451
00:20:12,729 --> 00:20:13,995
Melissa, fetch!
452
00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:29,777
- Oh, no!
453
00:20:33,716 --> 00:20:35,583
I don't believe it.
454
00:20:35,618 --> 00:20:37,752
The spirit of a dog!
455
00:20:41,691 --> 00:20:43,724
I knew you could
do it, Melissa.
456
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,026
Now that's a dog!
457
00:20:45,061 --> 00:20:48,863
Crouton!
Thank goodness you're safe.
458
00:20:48,898 --> 00:20:50,698
Little girl, never before
459
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:53,034
have we seen such brilliance
under pressure,
460
00:20:53,069 --> 00:20:55,836
or such a fine fetch.
461
00:20:55,872 --> 00:20:57,071
Does this mean
they win the show?
462
00:20:57,106 --> 00:20:58,940
Goodness, no.
463
00:20:58,975 --> 00:21:01,542
And based on the amount
of property damage
you've caused,
464
00:21:01,577 --> 00:21:02,810
just be thankful
we don't call the police.
465
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,812
Ugh.
Tilly, Remy, time to go!
466
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,549
♪
467
00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:09,951
By the power vested in me,
468
00:21:09,986 --> 00:21:11,686
I hereby declare Melissa,
469
00:21:11,721 --> 00:21:12,954
the goat who is a dog,
470
00:21:12,989 --> 00:21:16,624
the winner of the First Annual
Green Family Dog Show.
471
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,560
Whoo!
472
00:21:19,595 --> 00:21:20,895
Sorry I ever
doubted you, Tilly.
473
00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:22,797
I forgive you...
474
00:21:22,832 --> 00:21:24,699
- this time.
-Hmm?
475
00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:26,567
- Mr. Green?
-Yes, Remy?
476
00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:28,569
Could you drive me
to the hospital?
477
00:21:30,406 --> 00:21:33,474
SNHB
478
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:37,478
♪ Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
479
00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,647
♪ I fell out a big old tree ♪
480
00:21:39,682 --> 00:21:42,783
♪ Hit every branch and scraped up both my knees ♪
481
00:21:42,819 --> 00:21:45,486
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
482
00:21:45,521 --> 00:21:46,554
♪ Licked by a frog ♪
483
00:21:46,589 --> 00:21:48,623
♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪
484
00:21:48,658 --> 00:21:50,591
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
485
00:21:50,627 --> 00:21:53,761
♪ I got splinters at seven and ten ♪
486
00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:56,631
♪ And tomorrow, I'll do it all again ♪
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