All language subtitles for dont trust the bitch in apartment 23 s02e15 1080p web x264-strife (1)_track3_[eng]

af Afrikaans
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bn Bengali
bs Bosnian
bg Bulgarian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek Download
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
km Khmer
ko Korean
ku Kurdish (Kurmanji)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Lao
la Latin
lv Latvian
lt Lithuanian
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
ne Nepali
no Norwegian
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt Portuguese
pa Punjabi
ro Romanian
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
st Sesotho
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhala
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
te Telugu
th Thai
tr Turkish
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
or Odia (Oriya)
rw Kinyarwanda
tk Turkmen
tt Tatar
ug Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:05,547 (playing "Malagueña") 2 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:23,691 THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING 3 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:23,691 17 MINUTES OF MY LIFE, CHARO. 4 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:26,067 BUT OF COURSE. I'M CHARO! 5 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,863 HOW DID YOU GET TO BE 6 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:28,863 SO AMAZING, CHARO? 7 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,656 I WANNA BE THE BEST, 8 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,783 AND NOW I AM. 9 00:00:32,825 --> 00:00:36,244 TELL ME, WHAT IS IT 10 00:00:32,825 --> 00:00:36,244 THAT YOU WANT, CHLOE? 11 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:39,581 I WANNA DESTROY MY ROOMMATE. 12 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,917 ♪♪♪ 13 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:47,006 (Katie Hampton) ♪ I'M NOT 14 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:47,006 PERFECT, I'M NO SNITCH ♪ 15 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:48,256 ♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪ 16 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,175 (whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪ 17 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,175 (buzzer) 18 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:54,179 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 19 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,181 (June) THERE ARE 20 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,181 OVER 4,000 PLACES TO DINE 21 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,558 IN NEW YORK. 22 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,142 THEY SAY THAT IF YOU WERE 23 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,770 TO EAT AT A DIFFERENT RESTAURANT 24 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:01,770 EVERY DAY, 25 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,480 YOU COULD GO YEARS 26 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,480 WITHOUT EATING AT THE SAME-- 27 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,190 OH, MY GOD! 28 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,190 WOULD YOU SHUT UP?! 29 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,108 YOU ARE CONSTANTLY SPEWING OUT 30 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,108 FACTS ABOUT NEW YORK 31 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,610 THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT! 32 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,612 (indistinct conversations) 33 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,113 ONE. 34 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,408 SO, MOM AND DAD, UM, 35 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:15,784 HOW LONG YOU IN TOWN FOR? 36 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,118 OH, JUST FOR TONIGHT. 37 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,162 WE HAD A FEW MATTERS 38 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,162 WE WANTED TO DISCUSS WITH YOU. 39 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,414 PRIVATE MATTERS. 40 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:23,124 SURPRISED HE INVITED FRIENDS. 41 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:23,124 MORE WINE? 42 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:26,628 NO WINE FOR ME. 43 00:01:23,166 --> 00:01:26,628 I'M STICKING WITH CUCHI-CUCHIS. 44 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:30,131 THAT DRINK'S NAMED AFTER CHARO. 45 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:30,131 CHARO IS CHLOE'S CHER. 46 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,843 NO, CHARO IS CHLOE'S CHARO. 47 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,970 CHER DOESN'T EVEN FACTOR IN. 48 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,137 (ice cubes rattle) 49 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:38,139 THESE DRINKS ARE AS STRONG 50 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:38,139 AS AN ORANGUTAN. 51 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,767 (panting) GUYS, 52 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,767 YOU'RE BEING ROBBED. 53 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,936 I SAW A MAN IN YOUR APARTMENT 54 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,936 THROUGH THE WINDOW. 55 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:44,145 OH, MY GOD. W-W-WHY DIDN'T YOU 56 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:44,145 CALL THE COPS? 57 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,188 I KNEW THAT WOULD BE 58 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,188 YOUR FIRST QUESTION. 59 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,648 AS I WAS RUNNING HERE, 60 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,233 I COULD HEAR YOU ASKING ME 61 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,233 THAT QUESTION IN MY MIND, 62 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,150 BUT I WAS ALREADY MOVING. 63 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,235 W-WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU 64 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,235 CALL US?! 65 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,320 I KNEW THAT WOULD BE 66 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,320 YOUR SECOND QUESTION. I... 67 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,572 I SHOULD PROBABLY 68 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,572 GO WITH THEM. 69 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,575 I, UH, I PLAYED A POLICE OFFICER 70 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,575 IN MY LAST MOVIE. 71 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:57,659 SWEETIE? 72 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,160 I--A BOBBY, ACTUALLY. 73 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:02,205 TURN OF THE CENTURY ENGLAND. 74 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:02,205 DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A GUN. 75 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,750 I JUST CARRIED A CANDLESTICK 76 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,750 AND SOME KEYS. 77 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:08,378 WOW. LOOK AT THOSE POTATOES. 78 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,215 WAIT. WHY AREN'T WE CALLING 79 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,215 THE COPS? 80 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,341 NO COPS. NEVER COPS. 81 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,176 JUST A TRANQ GUN. 82 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,219 (door bangs open) 83 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,471 (creaks) 84 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,222 BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT! 85 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,222 SHOOT HIM! 86 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,181 HELLO, CHLOE. 87 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:21,892 TAKE THE SHOT! 88 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,185 TOMMY! DAMN IT, 89 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,185 YOU SCARED ME. 90 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,229 RELAX. IT'S JUST TOMMY, 91 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,229 MY PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. 92 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,189 WHAT? YOU HAVE 93 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,189 A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR? 94 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,859 I FOUND HER, CHLOE. 95 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,859 I FOUND TRISH. 96 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,861 WHAT? WHO IS TRISH? 97 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:36,197 THE ORIGINAL BITCH 98 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:36,197 IN APARTMENT 23. (crunches) 99 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,826 (bag crinkles) 100 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,826 I SAW YOU ALSO FOUND 101 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,826 OUR NUT DRAWER. 102 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,201 TOMMY DOYLE. 103 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,787 CHLOE HIRED ME TO FIND A WOMAN 104 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,787 NAMED TRISH OSBORNE. 105 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,204 HEY, CHATTERBOX! 106 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,204 (hits arm) 107 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,373 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 108 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,373 A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. 109 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,835 WHEN CHLOE WAS 18, 110 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,835 SHE CAME TO NEW YORK 111 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,879 AND MOVED INTO APARTMENT 23 112 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,879 WITH TRISH. 113 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:53,214 (door creaks) 114 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:54,215 HI! I'M CHLOE. 115 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:55,383 SAVE IT. NO NAMES. 116 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,011 IT'LL MAKE IT EASIER 117 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,011 WHEN YOU LEAVE NEW YORK 118 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,303 AND RUN BACK 119 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,303 TO YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE CRYING 120 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:01,890 BECAUSE THE CITY WAS 121 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:01,890 TOO HARD. 122 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,101 BUT HEY, AT LEAST 123 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,101 THE THREE WEEKS YOU LAST HERE 124 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:05,477 WILL GIVE YOU ENOUGH 125 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:05,477 COCKTAIL PARTY MATERIAL 126 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:10,024 FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS OF YOUR 127 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:10,024 HUSBAND'S DENTIST FUNCTIONS. 128 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:12,233 I'M NOT RUNNING ANYWHERE. 129 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,153 I'M ONLY AFRAID OF ONE THING 130 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,153 IN THIS WORLD, 131 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:16,237 AND SINCE YOU AREN'T 132 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:16,237 STEVEN SEAGAL'S PONYTAIL, 133 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,448 IT ISN'T YOU. 134 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:21,409 CHAMPAGNE? 135 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:22,870 OKAY. 136 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:25,330 (Tommy) CHLOE AND TRISH 137 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:25,330 HIT IT OFF. 138 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,247 (laughs) 139 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,916 HOW DID YOU KNOW 140 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,916 WHEN YOU ASKED 141 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,918 IF SOMEBODY HAD A TATTOO 142 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,918 OF A BABY'S FACE 143 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,252 THAT THEY WOULD SAY "YES"? 144 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,714 'CAUSE THAT LADY WAS 145 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,714 PUSHING ALL THOSE BEERS 146 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,256 IN AN EMPTY STROLLER. 147 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,258 SHE TAUGHT YOU 148 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,258 YOUR PSYCHIC SCAM? 149 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,760 THAT'S, LIKE, 150 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,760 YOUR FAVORITE SCAM. 151 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,345 OH, TRISH TAUGHT CHLOE A LOT, 152 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:43,765 AND EVENTUALLY, CHLOE FELT 153 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:43,765 SAFE ENOUGH TO SHARE HER DREAM. 154 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:46,309 YOU LIKE A GOOD STORY, 155 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:46,309 DON'T YOU, TOM? 156 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,644 (turns on TV) 157 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,270 (Nelly's "Hot in Herre" 158 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,270 playing) 159 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:51,272 WELCOME BACK TO "THE CRANK." 160 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,525 LET'S CRANK THIS HELLA UP! 161 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:57,154 (Nelly) 162 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:57,154 ♪ AND A LITTLE BIT A... ♪ 163 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:57,154 ♪ UH, UH ♪ 164 00:03:57,196 --> 00:04:00,157 SEE THAT? 165 00:03:57,196 --> 00:04:00,157 THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO. 166 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:01,909 YOU WANNA BE A DANCER 167 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:01,909 ON "THE CRANK"? 168 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,119 I REMEMBER "THE CRANK." 169 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,119 I WASN'T ALLOWED TO WATCH IT 170 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,538 'CAUSE MY MOM THOUGHT 171 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,538 THAT I WOULD GET PREGNANT. 172 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,289 NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE 173 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,289 A DANCER. 174 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,000 I WANNA BE THE FOOT HO. 175 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,376 THE WHAT? 176 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,587 THE FOOT HO IS THE GIRL 177 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,587 THAT SITS AT THE HOST'S FEET, 178 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,296 LOOKS FABULOUS, 179 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,296 GETS ALL THE CAMERA TIME, 180 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,674 AND THROWS A TON OF ATTITUDE. 181 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,718 I'M GONNA UNSEAT 182 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,718 THAT FOOT HO. 183 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,387 QUIET! DO YOU KNOW 184 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,387 WHAT TIME IT IS?! 185 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,722 YOU BETTER SHUT UP, DORIS! 186 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,016 YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR FACE 187 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,016 AND SHUT THE WINDOW, DORIS! 188 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,308 SHUT THE WINDOW, DORIS! 189 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,602 SHUT IT, BITCH! 190 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,312 ♪♪♪ 191 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,982 ALL I HAD TO DO WAS 192 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,982 GET AN AUDITION 193 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:35,567 TO BE ONE OF THE CROWD DANCERS, 194 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,485 AND ONCE THAT HAPPENED, 195 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,485 I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I HAD TO DO 196 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,113 TO GET TO THE TOP. 197 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,321 I'D HAVE TO START 198 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,321 AT LEVEL ONE, 199 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,991 WHICH IS WHERE ALL 200 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,991 THE GARDEN BASEMENT TRASH IS, 201 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,325 BUT I WOULDN'T BE THERE 202 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,325 FOR LONG. 203 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,121 I'D FLIRT WITH THE CAMERAMAN 204 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,121 TO GET TO LEVEL TWO. 205 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,247 OH, MY UNCLE TONY 206 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,247 WAS A CAMERAMAN 207 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,623 ON "WAKE UP INDIANAPOLIS." 208 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,541 (crunches) 209 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,541 (exhales deeply) 210 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,210 (clenched teeth) 211 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,210 TO GET OFF LEVEL TWO... 212 00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:55,336 (normal voice) 213 00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:55,336 I PLANNED TO INVENT A DANCE. 214 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,588 NOTHING TOO FLAMBOYANT, 215 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,174 BUT JUST ENOUGH 216 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,174 TO GET THE SPOTLIGHT ON ME, 217 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,342 WHICH WOULD'VE GOTTEN ME 218 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,342 TO LEVEL THREE, 219 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,595 AND THAT'S WHEN YOU HAVE A SHOT 220 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,595 AT BECOMING THE NEW FOOT HO. 221 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,430 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE ATTITUDE. 222 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,348 WHAT HAPPENED? IT SOUNDS LIKE 223 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,348 YOU HAD THIS ALL MAPPED OUT. 224 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,516 SHE NEVER GOT THE AUDITION. 225 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,602 OR AT LEAST SHE NEVER KNEW 226 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,602 ABOUT IT. 227 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,229 TRISH? 228 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:13,396 WHEN "THE CRANK" CALLED, 229 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,440 TRISH NEVER GAVE CHLOE 230 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,440 THE VOICEMAIL MESSAGE. 231 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,859 INSTEAD, SHE TOOK CHLOE'S 232 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,859 AUDITION, GOT ON THE SHOW, 233 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,361 AND WORKED HER WAY 234 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,361 ALL THE WAY UP TO FOOT HO. 235 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,405 BY THE TIME CHLOE FOUND OUT, 236 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,405 TRISH HAD MOVED OUT 237 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,365 AND LEFT HER OWING 238 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,365 THREE MONTHS' RENT. 239 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:27,368 AND THEN SHE VANISHED 240 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:27,368 WHEN "THE CRANK" GOT CANCELED. 241 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,370 MY FOOT HO DREAM WAS REPLACED 242 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,370 BY A NEW DREAM-- 243 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,372 DESTROYING TRISH. 244 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,540 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 245 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,375 HOW COME YOU NEVER 246 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,375 TOLD ME THIS? 247 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,044 BECAUSE IT'S PRIVATE. 248 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,044 WE JUST MET. 249 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,379 BUT WE'VE BEEN ROOMMATES 250 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,379 FOR OVER A YEAR. 251 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:41,175 WHOA. IT SEEMS LIKE 252 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:41,175 SO MUCH LONGER THAN THAT. 253 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:44,678 NOT GETTING TRISH BACK 254 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:44,678 FOR WHAT SHE DID TO ME 255 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,388 IS MY LIFE'S ONLY REGRET. 256 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,890 AND NOW I'LL GET MY REVENGE. 257 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:51,101 I'M GONNA PUT 258 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:51,101 MY iPod ON BLAST 259 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,436 AND JAM THE EARBUDS 260 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:53,436 INTO HER EARS 261 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,646 AND BLAST OUT HER EARDRUMS. 262 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,607 AND THEN I'M GONNA YELL, 263 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,607 "I FOUND YOU, BITCH!" 264 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:02,904 YOU ARE GOING TO BLOW HER 265 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:02,904 EARDRUMS OUT? 266 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,490 THAT'S THE REVENGE THAT YOU'VE 267 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,490 BEEN PLOTTING FOR TEN YEARS? 268 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,617 NO. AT FIRST, 269 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,617 I PLANNED ON STRANGLING HER 270 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,410 WITH HER JUICY SWEATPANTS. 271 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:12,331 BUT IF SHE'S STILL 272 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:12,331 WEARING THOSE, I'VE ALREADY WON. 273 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:13,414 WHERE IS SHE? 274 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,582 NEW JERSEY. 275 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,126 SHE LET HER GUARD DOWN 276 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,126 AND JOINED A GYM. 277 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:19,046 I KNEW SHE'D GET FAT. 278 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,421 AND THAT'S THE REASON 279 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,507 I DON'T DRIVE 280 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,507 IN THE CENTER LANE ANYMORE. 281 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,635 GARY, WE CAN'T JUST 282 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:25,635 KEEP PUTTING IT OFF. 283 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,512 LET'S JUST TELL HIM 284 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,512 WHAT WE NEED TO TELL HIM. 285 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,223 WHAT DO YOU NEED TO TELL ME? 286 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:32,433 WELL... (sighs) 287 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:34,228 HONEY... 288 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,938 GARY ISN'T YOUR REAL FATHER. 289 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,439 WHAT? 290 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:41,693 WE AGREED TO WAIT TO TELL YOU 291 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:41,693 THE NEWS UNTIL YOU WERE 35. 292 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,904 IT SEEMED LIKE 293 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,904 THE RIGHT AGE. 294 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,613 YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR 20s 295 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,325 BUT STILL YOUNG ENOUGH TO BOUNCE 296 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,325 BACK FROM THE LIE YOU'VE LIVED. 297 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:49,492 I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 298 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:50,952 W-- 299 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,163 IF YOU--IF YOU'RE NOT 300 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,163 MY REAL DAD, THEN WHO IS? 301 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,748 (chuckles) 302 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,748 THERE'S THE QUESTION. 303 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:57,458 (laughs) WE'RE NOT SURE EXACTLY. 304 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,460 NOW WE KNOW IT WAS 305 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,460 THE SUMMER OF '77... 306 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,460 YEP. 307 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:02,339 AND YOUR MOTHER WAS DOING 308 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:02,339 SUMMER STOCK THEATER IN MAINE. 309 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:03,631 "SEVEN BRIDES 310 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:03,631 FOR SEVEN BROTHERS." 311 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,467 AND SHE HAD A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER 312 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,467 WITH ONE OF THE BROTHERS. 313 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,469 MY REAL FATHER. 314 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,469 YEP. 315 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,765 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, I JUST-- 316 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:11,765 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH BROTHER. 317 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,934 BUT IT WAS THE '70s. 318 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,934 IT'S ALL A BLUR. 319 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,769 I DID A LOT OF PLAYS. 320 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,520 AND A LOT OF DRUGS 321 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:17,520 AND A LOT OF DUDES. 322 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,356 (laughs) 323 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:20,481 GARY, PLEASE. 324 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,192 (whispering) ANYWAY. 325 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,192 (clears throat) 326 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:23,402 I, UH... 327 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,861 YEAH. 328 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,571 (normal voice) YOUR FATHER 329 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,157 IS ONE OF THESE SEVEN MEN. 330 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,659 I'M SURE THIS IS 331 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,659 QUITE A SHOCK... 332 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,493 (baby talk) BUT YOU ARE 333 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,493 SUCH A GOOD BABY, 334 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:33,745 AND WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 335 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,496 (normal voice) OH, HI! 336 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,496 HI. EXCUSE ME. 337 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,498 YES, I ASKED YOU IF YOU COULD DO 338 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,498 SOMETHING ABOUT THE TEMPERATURE, 339 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,460 AND YOU SAID "YES," 340 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,460 AND I AM STILL FREEZING. 341 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,090 I'M JUST SAYING, 342 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,090 IT'S WEIRD. 343 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,591 I THOUGHT WE WERE CLOSE, 344 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,509 BUT I'M REALIZING I DON'T KNOW 345 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,509 ANYTHING REAL ABOUT YOU. 346 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:49,510 WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL? 347 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,012 WELL, LIKE THIS DREAM 348 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,012 OF YOURS. 349 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,806 HOW DID YOU DECIDE YOU WANTED 350 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,806 TO BE A FOOT HO? 351 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:54,099 (exhales deeply) 352 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:57,144 HOW DID IT FEEL 353 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:57,144 WHEN TRISH BETRAYED YOU? 354 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,937 IF YOU COULD BE 355 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,937 ANY FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM, 356 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,563 WHAT FLAVOR WOULD YOU BE? 357 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,441 I'M REGRETTING LETTING YOU 358 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,441 TAKE OFF WORK, RENT A CAR, 359 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,900 AND DRIVE ME TO NEW JERSEY, 360 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,900 JUNE. 361 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,526 I JUST WANNA FIND OUT 362 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,526 MORE ABOUT YOU 363 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,528 WITHOUT HAVING TO HEAR 364 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,528 FROM YOUR STUPID P.I. 365 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,738 FIRST OF ALL, 366 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,738 TOMMY IS NOT STUPID. 367 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,531 HE WENT TO SAN DIEGO STATE. 368 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,409 I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN 369 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,409 GIVEN ME THE VOICEMAIL PASSWORD 370 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:13,994 TO OUR HOME PHONE. 371 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:17,331 WOW. THE WORKOUT STARTS 372 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:17,331 AT THE DOOR, HUH? 373 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:20,917 HELLO, AND WELCOME TO 374 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:20,917 BODIES BODIES BODIES BODIES! 375 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:24,004 I'M HEATHER. WHAT CAN I DO 376 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:24,004 TO MAKE YOU A BETTER YOU? 377 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,922 FIRST OF ALL, 378 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:25,922 YOU CAN STOP YELLING! 379 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,467 SECOND, YOU CAN HELP ME FIND 380 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,467 ONE OF YOUR MEMBERS-- 381 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,345 A REAL SKEEZED-OUT JERK 382 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,345 NAMED TRISH OSBORNE. 383 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,721 ARE YOU CHLOE? 384 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:34,639 YEAH. 385 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,183 WHEN TRISH SIGNED UP 386 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,183 FOR A MEMBERSHIP, 387 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:39,560 SHE SAID A WOMAN NAMED CHLOE 388 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:39,560 WOULD COME LOOKING FOR HER. 389 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,438 SAID YOU'D CALL HER 390 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:41,438 A "SKEEZED-OUT JERK," TOO. 391 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,981 WHERE IS SHE? 392 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,981 IS SHE IN THE LOCKER ROOM? 393 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,566 I'M GONNA TRAP HER IN THE SAUNA 394 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,566 AND BLAST OUT HER EARDRUMS. 395 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,943 TRISH IS DEAD. 396 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:48,569 (speed metal song playing) 397 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,365 AAH! AAH! UGH! 398 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,574 I WANTED TO HEAR WHAT SONG 399 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,574 YOU WERE GONNA PLAY. 400 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,576 YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING! 401 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,536 (door slams) 402 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,084 THAT HOOKER DIED? 403 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,253 TRISH DID PASS, YES. 404 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:08,382 SHE KNEW SHE WAS SICK WHEN SHE 405 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:08,382 CAME IN AND REFUSED THE TOUR. 406 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,757 SHE WAS ONLY JOINING 407 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,757 TO GET ON THE GRID 408 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,219 BECAUSE SHE KNEW YOU WERE 409 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,219 LOOKING FOR HER. 410 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,637 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO 411 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,637 GET REVENGE ON A DEAD LADY? 412 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,558 SHE WANTED US 413 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,558 TO GIVE YOU THIS. 414 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,686 (grunts) 415 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,067 OH. 416 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,610 (gasps) 417 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,610 IS THAT AN OPIUM PIPE? 418 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,610 I SAW ONE ON THE NEWS ONCE. 419 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,238 IT'S THE "CRANK" CRANK. 420 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:32,822 ONLY THE HOST AND THE FOOT HO 421 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:32,822 HAD ONE. 422 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,824 IT WAS THE KEY TO GET INTO 423 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,824 THE TOP LEVEL OF THE SHOW. 424 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:37,202 TRISH LEFT THIS HERE 425 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:37,202 TO RUB IT IN MY FACE 426 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:41,456 THAT SHE GOT UP THERE 427 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:41,456 AND I NEVER DID! 428 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,707 HOW DID SHE LOOK 429 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,707 WHEN SHE CAME IN? 430 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,209 THE CANCER MADE HER THIN. 431 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,710 DAMN IT! 432 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,550 (slurping) 433 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,550 I MEAN, IT'S TOUGH 434 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,550 BECAUSE GARY'S SO GREAT. 435 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,677 BUT NOW THERE'S A CHANCE THAT 436 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,677 MY DAD HAD SOME ACTUAL TALENT. 437 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,012 (stops slurping) 438 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,012 IS GARY GREAT? 439 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,805 I WOULDN'T KNOW 440 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,805 SINCE I'VE NEVER MET HIM. 441 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,057 OR YOUR MOTHER. 442 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,684 BOTH GREAT. 443 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,684 OH. GOOD. 444 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,311 ELI'S MET THEM. 445 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,688 (sighs) 446 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,688 I DON'T KNOW WHY 447 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,688 YOU REFUSE TO INTRODUCE US. 448 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,941 I INVITED YOU TO DINNER 449 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,941 WITH MY FAMILY. 450 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:11,319 (traditional Chinese music 451 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:11,319 playing) 452 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,947 IS HE EVEN COMING? 453 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,533 I'M GONNA ORDER. 454 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,533 YOUR FATHER IS STARVING. 455 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,658 DON'T YOU DARE, PATRICE! 456 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,494 (sighs and chuckles) 457 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,746 HE WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 458 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,746 (chuckles) 459 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,664 (mouths word) I'M GONNA 460 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,664 SEND HIM A TEXT. 461 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,375 (chuckles) 462 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,375 (clicking) 463 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,168 (cell phone alert chimes) 464 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,132 (clicking) 465 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,633 (bloop) 466 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:40,098 IN MY DEFENSE, 467 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:40,098 I WAS SUPER-DUPER SLEEPY. 468 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,682 ALL RIGHT. 469 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,519 MOM SAYS MY DAD IS ONE 470 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,519 OF THESE SEVEN TALENTS. 471 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:45,686 GAY AND GAY. 472 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,730 (click) 473 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,941 MY DAD IS ONE OF 474 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,941 THESE FIVE TALENTS. 475 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,944 JAMES, I'M SORRY. I'D BE MORE 476 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,944 INTERESTED IN YOUR DAD THING 477 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,488 IF EVERY TIME I CLOSED MY EYES, 478 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,906 I DIDN'T SEE TRISH 479 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,906 FLIPPING ME OFF FROM THE GRAVE. 480 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,533 SOMETIMES I SEE 481 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,533 THE GHOST OF DORIS, 482 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,785 THE OLD LADY 483 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,785 WHO DIED IN MY TUB. 484 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,203 I ALSO FOUND A PURSE 485 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,203 WITH HER S.A.G. CARD 486 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,789 AND $14 TAPED BEHIND THE TOILET. 487 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:08,751 CHLOE, YOU GOTTA LET 488 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:08,751 THE TRISH THING GO. SHE'S DEAD. 489 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,420 EXACTLY. 490 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:13,798 I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HER 491 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:13,798 FOR TEN YEARS, AND SHE'S DEAD. 492 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,925 I'LL NEVER GET MY REVENGE. 493 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,802 IT'S OVER. 494 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:18,886 (slurping) 495 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,722 HE WAS HIDING 496 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,722 BUT I SEE HIM NOW. GAY. 497 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:22,932 OH. 498 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:22,932 (clicks pen) 499 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,351 (slurps) 500 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,810 (elevator bell dings) 501 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,562 HEY! 502 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,562 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 503 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,147 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING 504 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,147 TO THE MOVIES. 505 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,732 I TEXTED YOU THAT I BOUGHT 506 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,732 TICKETS TO THE EARLY SHOW. 507 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,443 THAT ISN'T 508 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,443 WHAT YOUR TEXT SAID. 509 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:38,739 OH! (laughs) 510 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,534 I-I'VE BEEN 511 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,534 SPEAKING MY TEXTS LATELY. 512 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,536 WELL, I LEFT YOU A MESSAGE 513 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,536 AT HOME, TOO. 514 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,954 OH. I DON'T HAVE ACCESS 515 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,954 TO THAT VOICEMAIL 516 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,414 'CAUSE CHLOE WON'T GIVE ME 517 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,414 THE CODE. 518 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,749 SHE WON'T TELL ME ANYTHING 519 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,749 SHE CARES ABOUT. 520 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,043 SHE MIGHT JUST BE 521 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,043 A PRIVATE PERSON. 522 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,379 I MEAN, I WAS LIKE THAT 523 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,379 WHEN WE FIRST MET. 524 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,547 THE FIRST DAY 525 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,547 WE WORKED TOGETHER, 526 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:54,755 YOU TOLD ME YOU BONED DOWN 527 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:54,755 ON YOUR COUSIN 528 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,924 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT 529 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,924 TO GO TO COLLEGE A VIRGIN. 530 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,801 VANESSA! (laughs) 531 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,221 I WONDER IF SHE'LL BE 532 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,221 AT THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR. 533 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:05,766 MAYBE I JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT 534 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:05,766 CHLOE WILL NEVER OPEN UP TO ME. 535 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:08,269 MAYBE I JUST HAVE TO 536 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:08,269 LET THIS ONE GO. 537 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:11,189 (snoring) 538 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:11,189 (angelic music playing) 539 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,607 (whoosh) 540 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,694 (gasps) 541 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:16,819 CHARO? 542 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:17,862 SI. 543 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,780 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 544 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:20,990 AM I DEAD? 545 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,576 NO, YOU ARE DREAMING. 546 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,785 WELCOME TO YOUR DREAMS! 547 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,204 (exhales) 548 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,204 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 549 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,706 I'M HERE FOR YOU. 550 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:31,376 IF YOU HAVE ANXIETY, QUESTIONS, 551 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:31,376 YOU TALK TO CHARO. 552 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,879 I'M YOUR 553 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,879 TEACHER-MOTHER-FATHER-MENTOR. 554 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,882 ♪♪♪ 555 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,801 MOST PEOPLE DON'T GET 556 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,801 A SECOND CHANCE. 557 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,887 SECOND CHANCE AT WHAT? 558 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,180 ♪ OH! ♪ 559 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,807 ("Hot in Herre" playing) 560 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,810 (man, amplified voice) 561 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,810 LET'S CRANK IT UP! 562 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,062 ♪ WITH A LITTLE BIT A... ♪ 563 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,062 (door slams) 564 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:58,819 ♪♪♪ 565 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,739 ♪ WITH A LITTLE BIT A... ♪ 566 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,739 ♪ UH, UH ♪ 567 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:03,116 ♪ AND A LITTLE BIT A... ♪ 568 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:03,116 ♪ UH, UH ♪ 569 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,121 I'M ON "THE CRANK"? 570 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,830 BUT THIS SHOW GOT CANCELED. 571 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,499 NOT IN YOUR DREAMS, SLUT. 572 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,709 ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪ 573 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,044 LUTHER? 574 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,044 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 575 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,837 I'M HERE BECAUSE 576 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,837 YOU WANT ME HERE. 577 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,839 SAME GOES 578 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,839 FOR EVERYONE YOU SEE. 579 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,302 WE ARE IN YOUR DREAM 580 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:22,302 BECAUSE YOU WANT US TO BE. 581 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,554 OOH! 582 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:27,848 OW! OW! OW! 583 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:27,848 (snapping fingers) 584 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,644 ♪ PENTHOUSE, ROOFTOP, 585 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,644 BIRDS I'M FEEDIN' ♪ 586 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,771 (gasps) 587 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,771 ♪ NO DECEIVIN', 588 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,771 NOTHIN' UP MY SLEEVIN' ♪ 589 00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,063 TRISH. 590 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,691 ♪ I NEED YOU TO GET UP UP 591 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,691 ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪ 592 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,900 ♪ GIVE THAT MAN WHAT-- ♪ 593 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,235 SECOND CHANCE! 594 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,739 THIS IS MY CHANCE 595 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,739 AT GETTING REVENGE ON TRISH! 596 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,907 SHE TRIED TO DIE ON ME, 597 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,907 BUT I FOUND HER. 598 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,743 AND NOW I'M GONNA 599 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:46,743 GET UP THERE 600 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,869 AND I'M GONNA 601 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,869 BLOW HER DRUMS OUT. 602 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,872 ONLY YOU KNOW 603 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,872 WHY YOU ARE HERE. 604 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:55,918 (playing "Malagueña") 605 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:02,967 THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING 606 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:02,967 17 MINUTES OF MY LIFE, CHARO. 607 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,886 BUT OF COURSE. I'M CHARO! 608 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:06,929 I NEED TO GET AWAY 609 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,516 FROM THIS GARDEN BASEMENT TRASH 610 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,516 ON LEVEL ONE. 611 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,059 I NEED TO FLIRT 612 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,059 WITH A CAMERAMAN. 613 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,104 (dance music playing) 614 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:25,906 HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON? 615 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:25,906 UHH! 616 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,159 WE GETTIN' OUR SWERVE ON? 617 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:28,159 GET OUTTA HERE! 618 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,910 SO THIS IS "THE CRANK," HUH? 619 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,747 I DON'T KNOW WHAT 620 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,747 MY MOM WAS SO AFRAID OF. 621 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,415 WHAT ABOUT YOU, CHLOE? 622 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,415 WHAT WERE YOU AFRAID OF? 623 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,125 LIKE WHEN YOU WERE A KID 624 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,125 AND STUFF. 625 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,210 WHY DON'T YOU 626 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,210 SHOOT ME AN E-MAIL? 627 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,712 I'M ACTUALLY IN A MEETING 628 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,712 RIGHT NOW. 629 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:39,962 HEY, BLACK HAIR. 630 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,131 YOU LOOK GOOD ON CAMERA. 631 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,131 THEY WANT YOU UP ON LEVEL TWO. 632 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,801 (blows kiss) 633 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,724 ♪♪♪ 634 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,351 DID YOU HAVE FUN PAYING 635 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,351 SIX MONTHS OF MY PHONE BILL? 636 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,769 DID YOU HAVE FUN 637 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,769 GIVING THE CLAP 638 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,731 TO THE ENTIRE BACKROOM STAFF 639 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,731 OF THE NEW YORK RANGERS? 640 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,940 ♪♪♪ 641 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,942 TO GET TO LEVEL THREE, 642 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,942 I NEED TO INVENT A DANCE. 643 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,528 HAVE YOU INVENTED 644 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,528 A LOT OF THINGS? 645 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,864 I WANT TO INVENT A LINE 646 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,864 OF HAIR EXTENSIONS CALLED 647 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,407 "BEWEAVE IT OR NOT." 648 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,033 HOW DID YOU GET UP HERE? 649 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,661 MM. IT'S YOUR DREAM. 650 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,661 YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT ME HERE. 651 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,663 I DON'T WANT HER HERE, CHARO! 652 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,248 OR DO YOU? 653 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,417 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 654 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,586 ♪♪♪ 655 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,795 JAMES? 656 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,129 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 657 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,131 I'M LOOKING FOR 658 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,131 MY REAL FATHER. 659 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,884 HE'S HERE SOMEWHERE, 660 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,884 I KNOW IT. 661 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:32,014 WHAT THE MOTHER?! 662 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:32,014 HOW MANY LUTHERS ARE IN HERE? 663 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,015 (Luthers) NOT ENOUGH, JACKSON. 664 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,435 (giggling) 665 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,978 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 666 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,978 I NEED TO GET TO LEVEL THREE. 667 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,189 I NEED TO INVENT A DANCE. 668 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:43,317 ♪♪♪ 669 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,616 CHLOE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 670 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,075 WE CAN GO UP. 671 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,075 YOU'RE WITH ME. 672 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,702 CELEBRITIES GET 673 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,702 PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT, 674 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:53,994 EVEN IN DREAMS. 675 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,872 OH. 676 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,582 (Luthers) IS THIS RIGHT, CHLOE? 677 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,584 (laughs) 678 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,001 LORD, HAVE MERCY. 679 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:04,213 UP YOURS, LUTHERS! 680 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:07,007 ♪♪♪ 681 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,927 I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU, TRISH. 682 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,011 I CAN SMELL YOUR 683 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,011 MENTHOL CIGARETTES FROM HERE. 684 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,513 I QUIT SMOKING. 685 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,726 DYING FROM LUNG CANCER ISN'T 686 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,726 THE SAME AS QUITTING, HONEY. 687 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,938 MY DAD MUST BE ON THE TOP LEVEL 688 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,938 BECAUSE HE'S THE BEST. 689 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,021 HOW DO I GET UP THERE? 690 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,482 THERE ARE NO BOUNCERS 691 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,482 FOR ME TO CELEBRIFY. 692 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,859 THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO THE HOST 693 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,859 LEVEL IS TO THROW ATTITUDE. 694 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,402 YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE 695 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,402 YOU DON'T CARE BUT WANT IT 696 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:27,528 AT THE SAME TIME. 697 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,948 THAT IS NOT ACCURATE. 698 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,659 WE'VE MADE IT MORE CHALLENGING 699 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,659 TO GET UP TO THE FINAL LEVEL. 700 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,870 CHLOE, YOU AND JUNE 701 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,870 WILL BE COMPETING 702 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,665 IN A "HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW 703 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,665 YOUR ROOMMATE?" GAME? 704 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:42,042 PLEASE WELCOME OUR JUDGES-- 705 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:46,923 ELI, HEATHER FROM THE GYM, 706 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:46,923 AND OLD DEAD DORIS! 707 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,132 (coughs) 708 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,427 THEY WILL DECIDE IF YOU GET 709 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,427 TO MOVE UP TO THE HOST LEVEL 710 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,888 BASED ON HOW WELL 711 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,888 YOU KNOW EACH OTHER. 712 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,849 AND YOU BOTH 713 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,849 MUST ANSWER CORRECTLY 714 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,934 OR YOUR JOURNEY STOPS HERE. 715 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:02,438 UH, WEIRD, BUT OKAY. 716 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,982 LET'S BEGIN. 717 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,151 WHO WAS 718 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,151 YOUR ROOMMATE'S FIRST KISS? 719 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,948 CHLOE, THAT IS CORRECT! 720 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,075 JUNE, I'M AFRAID "NO IDEA!" 721 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,075 IS INCORRECT. 722 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,953 SECOND QUESTION-- 723 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,831 WHAT WAS THE NAME OF 724 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,831 YOUR ROOMMATE'S FIRST PET? 725 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,959 ANSWERS PLEASE. 726 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,127 THAT'S CORRECT, CHLOE! 727 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,673 JUNE--AGAIN, TERRIBLE! 728 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,590 TERRIBLE, JUNE! 729 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,718 AND NOW OUR FINAL QUESTION-- 730 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,302 IF YOUR ROOMMATE WAS 731 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,302 AN ICE CREAM, 732 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,514 WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM 733 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,514 WOULD SHE BE? 734 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,143 WHAT IS JUNE'S PROBLEM? 735 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,730 SHE'S TRYING TO STOP ME 736 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,730 FROM GETTING TO THE TOP, 737 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,147 THE SAME WAY THAT TRISH DID! 738 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,983 IS THIS TRUE? 739 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,983 YES! 740 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,150 SHE SUCKS AT THIS GAME. 741 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,318 SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING 742 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,318 ABOUT ME. 743 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,111 AND WHY IS THAT? 744 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,111 BECAUSE I DON'T 745 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,111 TELL HER ANYTHING. 746 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,614 AND WHY IS THAT? 747 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,614 BECAUSE... 748 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:57,117 (sighs deeply) 749 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:57,117 BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST HER. 750 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,828 (speaking Spanish) 751 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,747 CHARO! 752 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,747 ¿QUE? ¿QUE? ¿QUE? ¿QUE? ¿QUE? 753 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,122 I KNOW YOU SPEAK 754 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,122 FIVE LANGUAGES, 755 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,124 BUT WE SPEAK ENGLISH 756 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,124 IN MY DREAMS. 757 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,961 WHY DON'T YOU TRUST YUNE? 758 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,964 I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS 759 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,964 EVER SINCE TRISH BURNED ME, I-- 760 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,424 YUNE IS NOT TRISH. 761 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,761 NO, SHE'S NOT. 762 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,346 YOU CAN TRUST ME, CHLOE. 763 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,140 IT'S THE "CRANK" CRANK. 764 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,685 THIS WILL GET US 765 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,685 TO THE TOP LEVEL. 766 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,650 ♪♪♪ 767 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,151 YOU NEED TO GO UP THERE. 768 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,862 YOUR FATHER'S UP THERE. 769 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,030 ARE YOU SURE? 770 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,032 IT'S MY DREAM. 771 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:45,165 (gears clicking) 772 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,918 (clank) 773 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,005 AREN'T YOU GONNA 774 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,005 GO UP THERE, TOO? 775 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,172 WHAT ABOUT TRISH? 776 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,340 ISN'T THAT THE POINT 777 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,340 OF YOUR DREAM? 778 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,342 NO. IT'S NOT. 779 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:58,178 COME ON, LET'S GO SEE IF CHARO 780 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:58,178 IS STILL IN THE WHITE ROOM. 781 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,640 YOU SHOULD HEAR HER SAY "JUNE." 782 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,640 IT'S HILARIOUS. 783 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,224 YUNE. 784 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,893 ♪♪♪ 785 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,186 HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 786 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,647 (boom) 787 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:11,025 YOU'VE COME SO FAR. 788 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:11,025 NOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA WALK AWAY? 789 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,778 HEY, JUNE, WHAT'S WORSE 790 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,778 THAN A FOOT HO? 791 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,904 A DEAD FOOT HO? 792 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,823 YOU KNOW IT. 793 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,408 UGH! 794 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,537 (Chloe) I THINK YOU LUTHERS 795 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,537 WILL LIKE THIS SONG. 796 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,418 (speed metal song playing) 797 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,418 (Luthers scream) 798 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,838 (Luther) WHAT THE HELL?! 799 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,303 DADDY? 800 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,393 RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON? 801 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,520 MY DAD IS MacGYVER? 802 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,688 HELLO, SON. 803 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,272 OR SHOULD I SAY, 804 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,192 HELLO, 805 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,192 JAMES VAN DER DEAN ANDERSON? 806 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,236 (laughs) 807 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:59,115 HEY, DAD... 808 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,449 DO YOU WANNA 809 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,449 DEFUSE THIS BOMB WITH ME? 810 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,242 (rapid beeping) 811 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,453 (gasps) 812 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,039 WHOA. 813 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,458 I JUST HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM. 814 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,085 YOU WERE THERE, 815 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,837 AND YOU WERE THERE, 816 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,714 AND YOU WERE THERE, 817 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,298 AND YOU... 818 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,717 NEED TO MOVE SO I CAN SEE ELI, 819 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:21,220 BECAUSE, ELI, 820 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:21,220 YOU WERE THERE, TOO. 821 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,724 MacGYVER IS YOUR FATHER. 822 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,724 WHAT? 823 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,726 I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, 824 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,726 BUT TRUST ME. 825 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,061 I SAW IT IN MY DREAM. 826 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,188 RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON 827 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:30,188 IS YOUR FATHER. 828 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,564 YOU NEED TO GO FIND HIM. 829 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:33,149 I KNEW IT! 830 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:35,735 (door closes) 831 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,487 32-24-34. 832 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,280 WHAT'S THAT? 833 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,280 HER MEASUREMENTS. 834 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,657 OUR VOICEMAIL PASSWORD. 835 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:45,119 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT TRISH, 836 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:45,119 AND I CAN TRUST YOU. 837 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,286 (gasps) 838 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,538 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 839 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,165 YOU'RE LETTING ME IN. 840 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:52,292 CHLOE, THANK YOU 841 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:52,292 FOR TRUSTING ME... 842 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,293 WITH YOU. 843 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,461 INSTANT REGRET. 844 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,047 OH. 845 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,047 (door slams) 846 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,344 SEE, THESE THREE ARE GAY, 847 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,097 AND THESE TWO ARE DEAD, 848 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,305 AND YOU CAN'T REALLY TELL, 849 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,305 BUT THAT ONE'S ACTUALLY HINDI, 850 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,935 SO THAT JUST 851 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,935 LEAVES YOU... DAD. 852 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,687 LOOK, I'VE NEVER DONE 853 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,687 SUMMER STOCK. 854 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,189 THE SUMMER OF '77, 855 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:16,483 I WAS PLAYING DR. JEFF WEBBER 856 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:16,483 ON "GENERAL HOSPITAL." 857 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:20,320 BUT LOOK AT OUR FOREHEADS. 858 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:23,241 I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE. 859 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,326 WAIT. IS THAT MY BROTHER? 860 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,411 (doorknob rattles) 51028

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.