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OKAY, SO CARDS ON THE TABLE--
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I'M NOT THAT GREAT AT DATING.
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MY EX-FIANCE AND I WERE TOGETHER
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SINCE HIGH SCHOOL,
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SO I JUST HAVEN'T HAD
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A TON OF EXPERIENCE AT IT.
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MY ROOMMATE SAYS YOU SHOULD
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TREAT DATING AS A GAME.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M TALKING TO THIS GUY.
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NO, WHY ARE YOU SAYING
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WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? IT'S BORING.
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WHAT? IT'S NOT BORING.
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I'M SORRY. MY FRIEND WANTS
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TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER BORINGNESS.
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I DO NOT WANT TO APOLOGIZE
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FOR MY BORINGNESS.
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TO MAKE UP FOR IT,
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SHE'LL SHOW YOU HER TATERS.
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MY WHAT?
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YOU KNOW, YOUR RACK.
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YOUR GUNS. YOUR GEEGAWS.
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YOUR JILK MUGS.
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SEE? SO BORING.
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(Katie Hampton) ♪ I'M NOT
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PERFECT, I'M NO SNITCH ♪
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♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪
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(whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪
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(buzzer)
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♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪
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♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪
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(man) OKAY, MAY,
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IT'S DECISION TIME.
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YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE TWO
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OF THESE THREE GENTLEMEN
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TO BE IN NEXT WEEK'S FINALE.
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WHO'S IT GONNA BE?
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(pounding)
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THIS IS THE HARDEST THING
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I'VE EVER DONE,
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BESIDES BEAT CANCER.
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YOU'RE SO STRONG, MAY!
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THANK YOU, SEAN.
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JACKSON...
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HEY-O!
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(deep voice) YEAH!
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WILL YOU ACCEPT
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MY GOLDEN SPRING?
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(boing)
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ABSOLUTELY.
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I AM SO GLAD
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THAT SHE DIDN'T PICK SEAN.
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OH, ME, TOO.
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HE'S SUCH A KISS-ASS.
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"YOU'RE SO STRONG, MAY!"
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(laughs) WHO SAYS THAT?
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(monotone voice)
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♪ SEAN IS SO LAME ♪
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UGH. YOU GUYS ARE STILL WATCHING
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"SPRING INTO MAY?"
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THAT SHOW SUCKS.
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JAMES IS SUPER JUDGY
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ABOUT TV HOSTS.
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(exhales) LOOK AT THAT CLOWN.
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I'M A WAY BETTER HOST
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THAN HE IS.
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STAY TUNED. "SPRING INTO MAY"
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WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
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YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE SEEN
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THE DATING SHOW
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I JUST HOSTED IN BELGIUM.
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AND THE LOVERS ARE SPINNING.
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DIEDRICK, ARE YOU READY
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FOR YOUR CHANCE
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AT UNIMAGINABLE LUST?
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JA! (laughs)
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WONDERBAAR!
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AHH. GREAT TASTE.
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ALWAYS ONE-OF-A-KIND.
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IT WAS A LITTLE
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ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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I MEAN, THE--THE WHEELS
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WERE DANGEROUS.
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BUT I HAD SOME
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REALLY GOOD IDEAS.
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IF THE PRODUCERS
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HAD JUST LISTENED TO ME--
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QUIET!
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IT'S BACK ON!
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(man)
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...THEN DOWN TO 24, THEN 14...
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(Chloe) MM! (giggles)
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OH, YEAH. WHOO! WHOA.
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(giggles)
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CHLOE, WE'RE TRYING
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TO WATCH SOMETHING.
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AND I AM TRYING
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TO DO SOMEONE.
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NOW STOP WATCHING
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THESE STUPID DATING SHOWS
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AND GET IN THE GAME, JUNE.
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GO OUT AND MEET SOMEBODY.
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I HAVE VERY TOUGH CRITERIA.
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HE CAN'T BE FROM
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YOUR WORK OR YOUR GYM,
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OR LIVE IN YOUR BUILDING.
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(lowered voice) WE DON'T
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WORK TOGETHER ANYMORE.
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AND HE CAN'T BE SOMEONE
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THAT CHLOE SLEPT WITH,
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WHICH IS REALLY HARD TO FIND.
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HELLO? HOW DO
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YOU THINK I FEEL?
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I ONLY SLEEP WITH GUYS
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I HAVEN'T SLEPT WITH BEFORE.
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YOU KNOW
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MY SCORCHED EARTH POLICY.
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UM, WE'VE ACTUALLY
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HAD SEX BEFORE.
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OH. GET OUT.
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(man) YOU HAVE JUST ENOUGH
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COIL POINTS TO MAKE
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THAT HAPPEN...
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(door opens and closes)
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JUNE, THERE ARE TONS OF GUYS
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IN NEW YORK.
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I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT
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AND HELP YOU MEET ONE.
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(lowered voice)
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RIGHT HERE.
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A GOOD ONE.
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(mouth full) I MEAN,
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I WAS RIGHT THERE.
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WHY DOESN'T JUNE
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EVER CONSIDER ME
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AS SOMEONE
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SHE MIGHT WANNA DATE?
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DUDE, YOU'RE IN
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THE FRIEND ZONE.
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THAT'S NOT
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ONE OF HER CRITERIA.
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THAT'S AN UNSPOKEN CRITERIA.
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THE FRIEND ZONE WAS ALSO
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ONE OF THE IDEAS I HAD
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TO IMPROVE THAT BELGIAN
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GAME SHOW THAT I HOSTED.
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SEE, ALL THE CONTESTANTS
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WOULD PUT THEIR FRIENDS
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IN AN AREA, OR "ZONE."
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THAT SOUNDS...
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GREAT, MAN.
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RIGHT?
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(dance music playing)
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OKAY, SO WE ARE NOT HERE
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TO SIT AT THE BAR
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AND COMPARE TAMPONS
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ALL NIGHT.
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WE ARE HERE TO TALK TO GUYS.
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AND STOP USING
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YOUR STUPID CRITERIA
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AS AN EXCUSE
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TO LAY ON THE COUCH
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AND EAT MEXICAN SANDWICHES.
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(LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It"
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playing)
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(speaking inaudibly)
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(whistles)
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(June, thinking)
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HIS NOSE IS WHISTLING.
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(whistles)
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HIS NOSE IS WHISTLING.
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(whistles)
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(speaking inaudibly)
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THIS GUY LOOKS
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SO ANGRY WHEN HE TALKS.
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HE'S NOT SAYING ANGRY WORDS,
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BUT HE LOOKS SO MAD.
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I MEAN, HE'S TALKING
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ABOUT RAINBOWS.
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(speaking inaudibly)
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THIS GUY HAS
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ORANGE MOUTH CORNERS.
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HE'S BEEN EATING A SLOPPY JOE,
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AND HE HASN'T EVEN
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WIPED HIS FACE.
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I'M JUST GONNA WIPE HIS MOUTH
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AND GET OUT OF HERE.
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HEY, YOU JUST DID
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A GOOD DEED THERE.
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OH, YOU SAW THAT?
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OH, YEAH.
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I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE
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HAVE FOOD ON THEIR FACE.
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IT'S SO...
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DISGUSTING. I KNOW!
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DISGUSTING. I KNOW!
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EXCEPT WHEN
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IT'S MY GREAT AUNT.
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SHE'S OLD, SO I LIKE
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HELPING HER WIPE HER FACE.
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AW, THAT'S SWEET.
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ANYWAY, I'M DANIEL.
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HI, I'M JUNE.
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OKAY, THIS IS GONNA
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SOUND WEIRD,
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BUT YOU JUST LIKE
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WHAT I IMAGINED
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HARRY POTTER WOULD LOOK LIKE
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WHEN I WAS READING THE BOOKS.
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ONLY THE--THE GROWN-UP
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MAN VERSION.
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BOTH MY PARENTS
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WERE ALSO KILLED,
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BUT NOT BY A WIZARD.
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I'M KIDDING.
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THEY'RE IN CONNECTICUT...
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(exhales)
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LEADING VERY ACTIVE LIVES.
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(laughs)
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CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
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YEAH. SURE. THANK YOU.
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OH, GOD, YOU'RE NEVER
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GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
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OKAY.
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NO, NO, I THINK
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I JUST MET SOMEONE.
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HE'S CUTE AND HE'S SINGLE,
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AND HE HAS A GOOD RELATIONSHIP
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WITH HIS GREAT AUNT.
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GOOD. ASK HIM OUT.
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REALLY? JUST LIKE THAT?
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OF COURSE.
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YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
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HE'LL BE
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THE LUCKIEST GUY HERE.
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JUST TOUCH UP
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YOUR LIP GLOSS A BIT.
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YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL DO IT.
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OKAY.
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HEY, DO YOU WANNA
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GO OUT SOMETIME?
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WOW. YOU'RE ASKING ME OUT?
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YEAH. IS THAT WEIRD?
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NO, NO. IT'S AWESOME.
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THE ONLY WEIRD THING
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IS THAT TWO DIFFERENT GIRLS
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JUST ASKED ME OUT
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IN THE SPAN OF ONE MINUTE.
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WHAT OTHER GIRL
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ASKED YOU OUT?
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UH, THAT GIRL
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RIGHT OVER THERE.
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(door opens)
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(exhales)
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YOU WALK FAST
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FOR YOUR LEG LENGTH.
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
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HELPING ME MEET A GUY,
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NOT FINDING ONE
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FOR YOURSELF.
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WHEN DID YOU EVEN
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HAVE TIME TO ASK HIM OUT?
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WHEN YOU WERE
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PUTTING ON YOUR LIP GLOSS.
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THAT WAS A DIVERSION TACTIC
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ON MY PART.
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FRANKLY, YOU WERE KIND OF
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ALREADY WEARING TOO MUCH.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
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TO ME?
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
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WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WANT.
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YOU TAKE SOMETHING THAT'S
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AVAILABLE--WHO WANTS THAT?
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TAKE SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE--
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VALUE.
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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THIS IS NOT A GAME.
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(chair creaks)
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BUT IT COULD BE.
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OOH. JAMES HAS BEEN SITTING
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IN THAT CHAIR THE WHOLE TIME?
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I'M INTRIGUED, JAMES.
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YOU TWO COULD COMPETE
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FOR THIS GUY. WHAT'S HIS NAME?
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DANIEL.
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NO EARTHLY IDEA.
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I'LL SET THE RULES,
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INCORPORATING THE IDEAS
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THAT I WANTED TO USE
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IN BELGIUM.
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AND IF IT WORKS,
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I'LL PITCH IT AS A TV SHOW
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AND HOST IT MYSELF.
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NO! YOU CAN'T TOY
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WITH A PERSON LIKE THAT.
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BESIDES, I WOULD NEVER COMPETE
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AGAINST CHLOE FOR A GUY.
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THE FIRST THING SHE'D DO
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IS JUST SLEEP WITH HIM.
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YOU KNOW IT.
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WELL, JUNE,
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AS IT JUST SO HAPPENS,
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ONE OF MY RULES IS NO SEX
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FOR THE FIRST FIVE DATES.
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THAT WAY CHLOE CAN'T GAIN
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AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.
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BOO.
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SO BASICALLY,
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EITHER I DON'T PLAY,
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IN WHICH CASE CHLOE SLEEPS WITH
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DANIEL AND MAKES HIM UNDATABLE,
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OR I ACTUALLY PLAY, AND I HAVE
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A CHANCE TO DATE HIM.
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GREAT. YOU'RE IN.
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YEAH, WELL, I'M OUT.
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NO SEX FOR FIVE DATES
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SOUNDS LIKE TORTURE.
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AWESOME. SO I GET DANIEL.
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NO. YOU WANT HIM? HE'S MINE.
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I'M BACK IN. VALUE!
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PERFECT! OKAY.
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(deep voice) LET'S MINGLE
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WHILE WE'RE SINGLE.
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THAT'S HOW THE GAME STARTS.
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THE GAME
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JUST OFFICIALLY STARTED.
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THAT WASN'T CLEAR.
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(door slams)
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OKAY, SO HERE ARE
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THE BASIC RULES OF THE GAME--
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DANIEL CANNOT KNOW
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YOU'RE COMPETING FOR HIM.
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YOU WILL EACH GO
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ON FIVE PLATONIC DATES.
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YOU WILL EACH GET
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AN INTERRUPTION CARD,
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A COOL-DOWN CARD,
340
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AND A MONKEY WRENCH CARD
341
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WHICH CAN BE PLAYED
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AT ANY TIME.
343
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YOU HAD CARDS MADE UP?
344
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AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?
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I CAN'T TAKE ALL THE CREDIT.
346
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THE WOMAN AT KINKO'S
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HAD SOME GREAT THOUGHTS.
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QUESTION.
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YES.
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CAN WE PUNCH LUTHER?
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NO.
352
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SO AT THE END OF EACH DATE,
353
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I WILL COUNT OUT THE NUMBER
354
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OF TRUE CONNECTION MOMENTS
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YOU EACH HAVE WITH DANIEL.
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WHOEVER HAS THE MOST
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WINS THE ROUND,
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AND GETS... BEEK BUCKS
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TO USE ON THEIR NEXT DATE.
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THESE ARE FROM
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THE VAN DER BEEK MONOPOLY SET
362
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I MADE LAST EASTER.
363
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LUTHER, YOU ARE ON IT TODAY.
364
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I GOT GREAT SLEEP
365
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LAST NIGHT.
366
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(knocking on door)
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I WANNA PLAY. I DON'T EVEN CARE
368
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WHO THE GUY IS.
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I JUST WANNA
370
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PLAY A GAME WITH CHLOE.
371
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GREAT. DIVERSITY. GET IN HERE.
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EEE! (whispers) YES!
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(giggles)
374
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FORM AN ALLIANCE?
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NO.
376
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THIS IS GREAT.
377
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FOR THE FIRST ROUND,
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I NEED YOU TO WRITE DOWN
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YOUR IDEAL DATE
380
00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:35,872
ON THAT SHEET OF PAPER.
381
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(click)
382
00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,167
("Think!" from "Jeopardy!"
383
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playing)
384
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(clipboards clacking)
385
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SO...
386
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FOR YOUR FIRST DATE, JUNE,
387
00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,343
YOU WILL BE GOING...
388
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TO A DUNGEON.
389
00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,510
WAIT. I-I DIDN'T
390
00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,510
WRITE DOWN "DUNGEON."
391
00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,678
I WROTE DOWN "PICNIC."
392
00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,888
YOU AND CHLOE
393
00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:51,888
ARE SWITCHING DATES.
394
00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:52,889
NO!
395
00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,515
GOD. I'M WEIRDLY INTO THIS.
396
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I KNEW THE WHOLE THING
397
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WAS CRAZY,
398
00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,103
BUT I REALLY LIKED DANIEL.
399
00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,147
I MEAN, WE ONLY CHATTED
400
00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,147
FOR A FEW MINUTES IN THE BAR,
401
00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,815
BUT I HADN'T FELT
402
00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,815
A CONNECTION LIKE THAT
403
00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,401
WITH SOMEONE IN A LONG TIME.
404
00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:07,446
SO I GUESS
405
00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:07,446
I'M GOING ON A DATE...
406
00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,571
IN A DUNGEON.
407
00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,031
I HAVE A VENT
408
00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,031
IN MY APARTMENT
409
00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,826
THAT LETS ME HEAR EVERYTHING
410
00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:12,826
GOING ON IN APARTMENT 23.
411
00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,535
IT'S WEIRD THEY NEVER ASK ME
412
00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,704
HOW I ALWAYS KNOW
413
00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,704
WHAT'S HAPPENING.
414
00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:20,459
OR HOW I'VE TRAINED MY BODY
415
00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:20,459
TO GET ON CHLOE'S CYCLE.
416
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:25,005
(techno music playing)
417
00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:29,134
SO... THIS IS A DUNGEON.
418
00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,551
YEAH.
419
00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,554
I KNOW, IT'S...
420
00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,554
IT'S KIND OF WEIRD.
421
00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,724
NO. I'M JUST SURPRISED
422
00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,724
YOU CHOSE THIS PLACE.
423
00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,226
GOOD SURPRISED?
424
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,560
MORE LIKE
425
00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:42,063
"WHY DID I WEAR LOAFERS
426
00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:42,063
TO A DUNGEON?" SURPRISED.
427
00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,190
(laughs)
428
00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,565
HEY, ARE YOU READY
429
00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,565
FOR ANOTHER ONE?
430
00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,443
YES, PLEASE.
431
00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,571
CARD. CARD. MONKEY CARD.
432
00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,240
I INTERRUPT
433
00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,240
YOUR DATE WITH CARDS.
434
00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,450
GET OUTTA HERE.
435
00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,618
DANIEL AND I JUST GOT HERE.
436
00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,618
I AM NOT LEAVING.
437
00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,412
UM, THOSE ARE THE RULES
438
00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,412
OF THE GAME, JUNE.
439
00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,039
DO YOU REALLY WANNA
440
00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,039
BREAK THE RULES OF THE GAME?
441
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,248
I DIDN'T KNOW
442
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,248
THE RULES OF THE GAME.
443
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,583
I JUST WANTED
444
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,583
TO SLAM DOWN THE CARDS AND YELL.
445
00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,419
I HATE GAMES.
446
00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:07,588
(gasps) DANIEL.
447
00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,257
CHLOE.
448
00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:12,010
WOW. THAT IS SO WEIRD
449
00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:12,010
RUNNING INTO YOU HERE.
450
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,095
WE'RE SEEING EACH OTHER
451
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,095
TOMORROW, RIGHT?
452
00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,596
YEP, AND THE GIRL
453
00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,596
THAT YOU WERE WITH,
454
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,516
SHE ASKED ME TO TELL YOU
455
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,516
SHE HAD AN EMERGENCY.
456
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,642
SHE RAN OUT OF HERE
457
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,642
HOLDING HER MOUTH AND HER BUTT.
458
00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:20,643
OH, MY GOD.
459
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:21,853
ANYWAY, ENOUGH ABOUT HER.
460
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,398
I'M HERE NOW,
461
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,398
AND THIS COUNTS AS A DATE.
462
00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,233
ONLY FOUR MORE UNTIL SEX.
463
00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,446
MY MAN!
464
00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,826
SO... IT'S GOING WELL.
465
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,619
IT'S A LITTLE PREDICTABLE.
466
00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,621
I JUST... (sighs) IT'S GOOD.
467
00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,621
IT'S NOT GREAT.
468
00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:41,706
I FEEL LIKE I NEED
469
00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:41,706
TO SHAKE THINGS UP, YOU KNOW?
470
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,501
THROW A CURVEBALL AT 'EM
471
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,501
OR SOMETHING.
472
00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:45,668
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
473
00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,879
DATING SHOW I'M WORKSHOPPING
474
00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,879
WITH JUNE AND CHLOE.
475
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,131
I'M REALLY ON TO SOMETHING
476
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,131
WITH THIS SHOW IDEA,
477
00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,632
I JUST--
478
00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,632
I'M MISSING SOMETHING.
479
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,301
YOU WATCH DATING SHOWS.
480
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,301
ANY IDEAS?
481
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,470
YOU WANT ME TO HELP
482
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,470
SET JUNE UP ON DATES?
483
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,432
THAT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE
484
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,432
OF SOMETHING I'D BE INTO.
485
00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,807
WAIT, YOU STILL HAVE
486
00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,807
A CRUSH ON HER?
487
00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,101
IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG.
488
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,643
IT'S BEEN, LIKE,
489
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,643
THE LONGEST CRUSH OF ALL TIME.
490
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,979
I'VE HAD ABOUT TEN CRUSHES
491
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,979
SINCE YOURS STARTED.
492
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,482
11.
493
00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,444
(dog barks)
494
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:13,613
(people shouting playfully)
495
00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,826
THIS SUCKS.
496
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,828
THIS PICNIC
497
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,828
WAS YOUR IDEA.
498
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,663
WHY'D YOU ONLY BRING
499
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,663
ONE CHAIR?
500
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,250
DANIEL, I DON'T...
501
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,667
I DON'T KNOW, DANIEL.
502
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,379
DO YOU WANT
503
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,379
SOME FOOD OR SOMETHING?
504
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,673
WHISKEY?
505
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,674
AN EGG?
506
00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:36,677
AN EGG, I GUESS.
507
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:37,762
(exhales deeply)
508
00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:40,681
(cracks)
509
00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:40,681
OH!
510
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,143
GOD! IT'S NOT EVEN
511
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:43,143
HARD-BOILED!
512
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,060
WHAT?
513
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,187
ANYWAY, THIS COUNTS
514
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,187
AS A DATE.
515
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,898
ONLY THREE MORE
516
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,898
UNTIL SEX.
517
00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,691
OH, AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE,
518
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,694
THIS CHAIR HAS TO BE RETURNED
519
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:53,694
TO TONY'S PARTY RENTALS.
520
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:54,904
YOU OWE HIM 50 BUCKS.
521
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,616
HIS PRICES
522
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,616
ARE PRETTY UNREASONABLE.
523
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,703
OKAY, LADIES,
524
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,122
NOW AT THIS POINT
525
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,122
IN THE GAME,
526
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,373
NONE OF YOU HAVE SCORED
527
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,373
ANY TRUE CONNECTION MOMENTS
528
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,583
WITH DANIEL.
529
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,708
I WOULD'VE HAD ONE
530
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,210
IF CHLOE HADN'T
531
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,210
INTERRUPTED MY DATE.
532
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,712
NOW, ROBIN, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN
533
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,712
TRIED TO MEET DANIEL YET.
534
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:12,755
UH, I KNOW.
535
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,757
I'VE GOT DUDES
536
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,757
COMIN' OUT OF MY EARS.
537
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:15,883
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
538
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,011
I AM THE ONLY ONE
539
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,011
WHO LIKES THIS GUY.
540
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,720
WELL, NOW HERE IS
541
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,720
YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE IT.
542
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,306
OUR NEXT CHALLENGE
543
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,306
IS A QUIZ ROUND,
544
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,766
SPONSORED BY
545
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,766
DIET DR. PEPPER.
546
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,726
DR. PEPPER LOVES EVERYTHING
547
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,726
I GET INVOLVED WITH.
548
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,187
JAMES VAN DER BEEK
549
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,187
AND DIET DR. PEPPER--
550
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,189
D.D.P., J.V.D.B.
551
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,191
THIS CHALLENGE IS DESIGNED
552
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,191
TO DETERMINE
553
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WHICH OF YOU HAS
554
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,151
THE BRAINS TO BE WITH DANIEL.
555
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,029
THE WINNER WILL GAIN
556
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,029
A VERY SPECIAL ADVANTAGE
557
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,364
OVER THE OTHER CONTESTANTS.
558
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,782
THIS IS MY CONCEPT
559
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,782
THAT JAMES HAS AGREED TO TRY.
560
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,034
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
561
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,369
IT'S CALLED
562
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,745
"THINGS LUTHER KNOWS,
563
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,745
BUT WANTS TO SEE IF YOU KNOW."
564
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,039
(clacks)
565
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,039
THE MOVIE "THE HELP"!
566
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,795
OKAY. FIRST QUESTION.
567
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,381
WHICH PLANET
568
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,381
IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
569
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,756
GETS HIT
570
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,756
WITH THE MOST ASTEROIDS?
571
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,757
(clacks)
572
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,757
I HAVE NO IDEA!
573
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:57,634
(clacks)
574
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:57,634
I HAVE NO IDEA, EITHER.
575
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:58,759
WE ARE THE SAME.
576
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,220
ONLY BUZZ IN
577
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,220
IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.
578
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,137
OKAY.
579
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,347
WHO WAS THAT GUY
580
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,806
IN THE BLACK-AND-WHITE
581
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,806
JANET JACKSON VIDEO
582
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,767
IN THE DESERT WHO BALANCED
583
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:06,767
ON THAT BIG HALF-CIRCLE THING?
584
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:07,768
(clacks)
585
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:07,768
I HAVE NO IDEA!
586
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,769
(clacks)
587
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,769
I DON'T KNOW, EITHER.
588
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,021
DJIMON HOUNSOU.
589
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,021
I KNEW THAT!
590
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,772
JAMES ANSWERED
591
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,772
BEFORE I HAD A CHANCE.
592
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:12,773
TOUGH TO PROVE.
593
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,025
OKAY, LET'S WRAP
594
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,025
THIS ROUND UP.
595
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,485
WHOEVER ANSWERS
596
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,485
THIS NEXT QUESTION
597
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,695
WILL WIN THE GAME.
598
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,405
WHAT FILM...
599
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,447
(clacks)
600
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,447
THE MOVIE "THE HELP."
601
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,365
ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
602
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,658
CHLOE WINS THE GAME.
603
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,658
YES!
604
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,159
MINNY PUT POOP IN THE PIE.
605
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,161
DAMN IT. I TOOK OUT
606
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,161
THE WRONG CARD.
607
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,787
CHLOE, AS WINNER
608
00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,787
OF THIS GAME,
609
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,789
YOU WILL RECEIVE
610
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,789
THE VALUABLE...
611
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,458
MIND FORK.
612
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,377
(gasps)
613
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,377
IN A MUCH-NEEDED TWIST,
614
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,295
THE MIND FORK
615
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,295
WILL ALLOW YOU ACCESS
616
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,963
TO ONE PIECE
617
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,963
OF PERSONAL INFORMATION
618
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,717
DESIGNED TO BLOW
619
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,717
ONE OF THE CONTESTANT'S MINDS.
620
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:41,052
I GIVE IT TO JUNE RIGHT NOW.
621
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,387
(laughs) OKAY!
622
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,888
ALL RIGHT. I LIKE IT.
623
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,183
JUNE, YOUR MIND-BLOWING PIECE
624
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,183
OF INFORMATION IS,
625
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,436
MARK...
626
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,978
HAS A CRUSH ON YOU.
627
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,855
(gasps) OOH.
628
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,275
YOU JUST GOT
629
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:55,275
MIND FORKED.
630
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,401
(imitates explosion)
631
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,444
(door slams)
632
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,700
WHAT? NO.
633
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,118
MARK DOESN'T HAVE
634
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,118
A CRUSH ON ME.
635
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:06,035
YOU GUYS MADE THAT UP
636
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,704
AS PART OF
637
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,704
A TWIST IN THE GAME.
638
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:08,829
I MEAN, RIGHT?
639
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,207
OOH, THE MIND FORK
640
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,207
IS WORKING!
641
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,709
(knock on door)
642
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,213
HEY. UH, YOU LEFT
643
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,213
YOUR WALLET AT BEANS.
644
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,214
AH. YES, I DID.
645
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,508
ON PURPOSE? TOUGH TO PROVE.
646
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,009
POINT IS, YOU'RE HERE.
647
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,845
JUNE. MARK'S HERE.
648
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,514
HEY, MARK.
649
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,099
FUNKY MARK.
650
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,559
I WAS JUST LEAVIN'.
651
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,936
OUT THE DOOR,
652
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,936
FOUR-ON-THE-FLOOR.
653
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,314
OKAY. UH, ARE--
654
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,314
ARE WE STILL ON
655
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,856
FOR THE "SPRING INTO MAY"
656
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,856
FINALE TOMORROW?
657
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,651
(squeals) YEAH!
658
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:38,859
NASTY!
659
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,695
(slaps)
660
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,656
BUTTOCKS.
661
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:43,864
MIND FORKED.
662
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,325
I WAS FLUSTERED.
663
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,867
IF MARK REALLY DID
664
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,867
HAVE A CRUSH ON ME--
665
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,911
WHICH, BY THE WAY,
666
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,911
IS A BIG "IF"--
667
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,789
I COULDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT
668
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,789
RIGHT THEN.
669
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:51,872
I HAD TO FOCUS ON DANIEL
670
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:52,873
AND THE NEXT CHALLENGE.
671
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,875
WE WERE MEETING
672
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,875
DANIEL'S GREAT AUNT.
673
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,753
WE HAD TO GET HER
674
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,753
TO SAY WHICH GIRL
675
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,879
SHE THOUGHT WAS BEST FOR DANIEL.
676
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,175
BUT I WAS JUST HAPPY
677
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,175
TO SPLIT A POTPIE WITH CHLOE.
678
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,884
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
679
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,884
WE CAN'T SPLIT IT?
680
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,679
MA'AM. IT'S A POT PIE.
681
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,138
ALL THE STUFF INSIDE IT
682
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,138
WILL SPILL OUT.
683
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,682
WHY IS IT
684
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,682
JUST PROBLEMS WITH YOU?
685
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,809
SO DANIEL SEEMS
686
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,809
LIKE A REALLY GREAT GUY,
687
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:13,311
AND HE LOVES YOU VERY MUCH.
688
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:13,311
(oxygen tank hisses)
689
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,563
I LIKE YOUR... FACE HAT.
690
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:16,939
(hisses)
691
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,775
I'D REALLY LIKE THE CHANCE
692
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,775
TO GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER,
693
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,610
SO IF YOU COULD JUST--
694
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,610
OKAY.
695
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:21,902
ARE YOU READY
696
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:21,902
FOR THE NEXT TWIST?
697
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,198
BECAUSE HERE COMES
698
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,198
THE DOUBLE MIND FORK.
699
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,949
DANIEL.
700
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,368
AUNT AGGIE, ARE YOU OKAY?
701
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,495
YOU CAN'T EAT ANYTHING HERE.
702
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,413
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
703
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:36,083
I-I GET A PHONE CALL
704
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:36,083
FROM JAMES VAN DER BEEK,
705
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,960
TELLING ME THAT YOU STOLE
706
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,960
MY GREAT AUNT
707
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,754
FROM HER RETIREMENT HOME?
708
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,798
I-I HAD NO IDEA
709
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,798
YOU TWO EVEN KNEW EACH OTHER.
710
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,550
AND NOW I FIND OUT
711
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,550
YOU'RE PLAYING
712
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,177
SOME SICK,
713
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,177
REAL-LIFE DATING GAME?
714
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,138
HI. I'M ROBIN.
715
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,138
I'M COMPETING FOR YOU, TOO.
716
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,558
P.S., I'M NOT
717
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,558
ATTRACTED TO YOU.
718
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,393
DANIEL, I'M SO SORRY.
719
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,811
I THOUGHT THIS WAS
720
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,811
THE ONLY WAY
721
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,521
THAT I'D HAVE
722
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,521
A CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW YOU.
723
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,565
WELL, THEN, YOU'RE CRAZY.
724
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,942
THIS IS CRAZY.
725
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,942
YOU'RE ALL INSANE.
726
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,027
OH, MY GOSH.
727
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,738
I SHOULD HAVE
728
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,738
NEVER LISTENED TO YOU.
729
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,947
I LIKE THIS GUY,
730
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,947
AND NOW IT'S ALL RUINED,
731
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,949
BECAUSE OF YOU.
732
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,949
HEY.
733
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:09,950
I LIKED HIM, TOO.
734
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,952
ONLY BECAUSE I LIKED HIM.
735
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,204
AND ROBIN'S HERE
736
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,204
BECAUSE OF YOU,
737
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,623
AND JAMES IS HERE
738
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,623
BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID GAME.
739
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,375
IT IS STUPID.
740
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,959
I'M SORRY, JAMES,
741
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,003
BUT IT IS A DUMB GAME.
742
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:25,966
THIS ISN'T CONNECTED
743
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:25,966
TO ANYTHING. (cries)
744
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,468
OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
745
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,969
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET YOU
746
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,969
TALK ME INTO SOMETHING
747
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:32,807
SO DISHONEST AND MEAN.
748
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,975
(exhales deeply)
749
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,647
OKAY, AUNT AGGIE,
750
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,647
EVERYTHING IS FINE NOW.
751
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,982
BLAH! WHOA. IT SMELLS
752
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,982
LIKE NUTS IN HERE.
753
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,569
WHAT? I THOUGHT
754
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,569
I MADE MYSELF CLEAR.
755
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,029
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING
756
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,029
TO DO WITH YOU.
757
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,573
FIRST OF ALL,
758
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,573
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
759
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,618
AND SECOND, I'M NOT HERE FOR ME.
760
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,618
I'M HERE FOR JUNE.
761
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,995
LOOK, SHE DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING
762
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,995
TO DO WITH THIS STUPID GAME.
763
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,832
SHE JUST WANTED TO DATE YOU
764
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,832
IN A NORMAL, BORING WAY,
765
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,793
AND JAMES AND I
766
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,793
DIDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.
767
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,001
SO SHE DESERVES
768
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,001
ANOTHER CHANCE.
769
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:04,004
DON'T BE MAD AT HER
770
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:04,004
FOR WHAT WE DID.
771
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,214
LOOK, I'M SORRY,
772
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,841
BUT JUNE DIDN'T HAVE TO
773
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,841
GO ALONG WITH IT
774
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:07,842
IF SHE DIDN'T WANT TO.
775
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,009
NOW PLEASE LEAVE
776
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,011
SO I CAN FORGET
777
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,011
THIS EVER HAPPENED.
778
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,639
(Aggie speaks indistinctly)
779
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,014
WHAT?
780
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,015
OH, THAT THING TALKS?
781
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,646
JUNE'S A GOOD GIRL.
782
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,646
GO TO HER.
783
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,232
CAN YOU BELIEVE
784
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,232
THE OLD LADY SAID "GO TO HER"?
785
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,026
I MEAN...
786
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:26,026
THAT'S GREAT TELEVISION.
787
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,028
I DON'T KNOW
788
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,028
WHAT LUTHER'S TALKING ABOUT.
789
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,906
MY SHOW'S INCREDIBLE.
790
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,034
(door opens)
791
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,034
MARK,
792
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,412
I GOT A HIT ON MY HANDS.
793
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:37,831
ALL THE TWISTS AND TURNS...
794
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,500
THE MIND FORK REALLY TOOK
795
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,500
THE WHOLE GAME TO ANOTHER LEVEL
796
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,961
WHEN I TOLD JUNE
797
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,961
YOU HAD A CRUSH ON HER.
798
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,045
YOU TOLD JUNE
799
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,045
I HAVE A CRUSH ON HER?
800
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,756
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
801
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,049
OH, DUDE...
802
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,259
IT HELPED MY GAME.
803
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,761
WELL, THAT'S MESSED UP, MAN!
804
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,220
YOUR GAME
805
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,220
ISN'T EVEN REAL.
806
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,431
I...
807
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,431
WH-WHAT DID SHE SAY?
808
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,891
WELL, NOT MUCH, REALLY.
809
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,059
I MEAN, SHE GOT BACK
810
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,059
ON DANIEL PRETTY QUICK.
811
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,060
(scoffs)
812
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,060
SHE'S FINE.
813
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,939
OH, GOOD,
814
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,939
'CAUSE I'M FINE, TOO.
815
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,107
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH
816
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,107
THE FINALE OF "SPRING INTO MAY"
817
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,695
TOGETHER TONIGHT,
818
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,695
AND THAT'LL BEFINE... TOO.
819
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,070
SEE? EVERYBODY WINS
820
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,948
ON "JAMES VAN DER BEEK
821
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,948
PRESENTS:
822
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,159
DATE... SWAP...
823
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,159
TRIVIA... FORK."
824
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,079
I DON'T HAVE IT YET.
825
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,079
I DON'T HAVE THE NAME, MARK.
826
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,582
I'M GONNA GO FOR A RUN.
827
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,960
(bells jingle)
828
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,589
(cell phone chimes and vibrates)
829
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,390
(clatters)
830
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,975
(knock on door)
831
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:44,104
DANIEL.
832
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:44,104
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
833
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,272
CHLOE AND AUNT AGGIE
834
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,107
CONVINCED ME
835
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,107
TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE.
836
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,360
CHLOE? MY CHLOE?
837
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,111
I WAS UPSET.
838
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,531
I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING A PAWN
839
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,531
IN SOMEONE ELSE'S GAME.
840
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,743
BUT I LIKE YOU, AND YOU SEEM
841
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,743
LIKE A GOOD PERSON.
842
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,160
I'M SORRY.
843
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,829
NO MORE GAMES.
844
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,749
JUST ME AND YOU,
845
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,749
I PROMISE.
846
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,625
COME IN. I'M ACTUALLY
847
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,625
WATCHING THE SEASON FINALE
848
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,919
OF "SPRING INTO MAY,"
849
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,922
AND MAY IS ABOUT TO GIVE OUT
850
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,922
HER FINAL GOLDEN SPRING.
851
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,590
I KNOW IT'S STUPID,
852
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,590
BUT IT'S FUN.
853
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,299
DO YOU WANT A BURRITO?
854
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,134
OH, GOD, NO.
855
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,134
I HATE BURRITOS.
856
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,135
WHY WOULD I LIKE A FOOD
857
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,804
THAT HIDES ALL ITS INGREDIENTS
858
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,804
FROM VIEW?
859
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,848
IT'S LIKE, LET'S BUY
860
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,848
A PAIR OF SHOES
861
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,141
AND JUST KEEP 'EM
862
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,141
IN THE BOX.
863
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,852
IT'S REALLY NOT
864
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,852
THE SAME THING.
865
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:23,937
IT KIND OF IS.
866
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,145
NO, IT'S ACTUALLY...
867
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,522
IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO...
868
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,066
YOU KNOW, WHY AM I
869
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,066
DEFENDING BURRITOS?
870
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,984
WE ARE MISSING THE SHOW.
871
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,235
(DVR bloops)
872
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,235
SO, MAY,
873
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,612
YOU'VE HAD A CHANCE
874
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,612
TO THINK IT ALL THROUGH.
875
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,780
WHO'S IT GONNA BE?
876
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,155
(pounding)
877
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,158
IT'S KIND OF FUN IF YOU DO THIS,
878
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,158
GET INTO IT.
879
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,535
THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD.
880
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,871
♪♪♪
881
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,373
COULD HE HAVE WARNED MAY
882
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,373
ANY DIFFERENTLY?
883
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,166
SO IS THAT
884
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,166
HER BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING?
885
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,752
NO, THAT--THAT'S THE HOST.
886
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,964
IT STARTED AS 24 MEN,
887
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,964
THEN DOWN TO...
888
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,633
SO IS SHE, LIKE,
889
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,633
A FAMOUS PERSON OR...
890
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,551
SHE'S--SHE'S A REGULAR GIRL.
891
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,178
BUT CAN YOU JUST BE QUIET,
892
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,178
THOUGH, SO WE CAN HEAR?
893
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,014
RIGHT. GOT IT.
894
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,182
...MAKE HER FINAL DECISION
895
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,182
AS TO WHO...
896
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,268
HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE
897
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,268
TO EAT BESIDES BURRITOS?
898
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,395
AND OBVIOUSLY
899
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,395
NOT AN EGG ROLL,
900
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,855
'CAUSE... SAME ISSUE.
901
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,565
COMING UP NEXT,
902
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,151
WE'LL SEE WHICH LUCKY GUY
903
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:12,151
SHE CHOOSES.STAY TUNED.
904
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,239
I'M SORRY, DANIEL.
905
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,785
I JUST REALIZED THERE'S
906
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,785
SOMEWHERE ELSE I NEED TO BE.
907
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,787
WHAT?
908
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,831
I JUST DON'T THINK
909
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,831
WE'RE GONNA WORK OUT.
910
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,001
HI!
911
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,877
WELL, HELLO, LOVEBIRDS.
912
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,796
NO. (sighs) NO LOVEBIRDS.
913
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,255
IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT.
914
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,299
BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH
915
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,299
FOR HAVING A CHAT WITH HIM.
916
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,592
THAT WAS VERY COOL OF YOU.
917
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,218
I'M PRETTY COOL.
918
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,223
SO...
919
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,143
YOU WANNA DO STUFF?
920
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,268
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
921
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,229
YOU KNOW, LIKE...
922
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,229
STUFF.
923
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,272
OH, MY GOD.
924
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,691
I WANNA HOOK UP WITH YOU
925
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,442
EVEN THOUGH JUNE DOESN'T
926
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,442
WANT TO ANYMORE.
927
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,153
(gasps) THAT'S GROWTH.
928
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,655
(Robin, voice echoing) THAT IS
929
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,655
GROWTH. I'M PROUD OF YOU, CHLOE.
930
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,239
THANKS, GOD!
931
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,950
(chuckles)
932
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,414
HEY.
933
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,126
HEY. I HOPE
934
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,126
IT'S OKAY THAT I'M HERE.
935
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,252
YEAH. OF--OF COURSE.
936
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,838
I COULDN'T WATCH THE FINALE
937
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,838
WITHOUT YOU.
938
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,256
IT JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME.
939
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,634
MARK, WILL YOU ACCEPT...
940
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,137
MY SILVER BURRITO?
941
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,889
(laughs)
942
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,891
I WILL. YES.
943
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,894
(laughs)
944
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,894
(laughs)
945
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,187
DID I MISS ANYTHING?
946
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,148
YEAH, LIKE, 14 COMMERCIALS
947
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,148
FOR FABRIC SOFTENER.
948
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,316
SO MAY HASN'T GIVEN OUT
949
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,316
HER FINAL GOLDEN SPRING?
950
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,527
NO. THEY DRAG
951
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,527
THESE THINGS OUT SO MUCH.
952
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,363
YEAH. IT'S OKAY.
953
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,199
I KIND OF
954
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,199
NEVER WANT IT TO END.
955
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,077
YEAH. ME, TOO.
956
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,703
(chuckles)
957
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,371
(man) DON'T FORGET
958
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,371
TO TUNE IN THIS SEPTEMBER
959
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,165
FOR THE PREMIERE
960
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,165
OF "FALL INTO AUTUMN."
961
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:50,208
(door slams)
962
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,004
SO I DIDN'T BRING UP
963
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,463
THE WHOLE "MARK HAVING
964
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:56,463
A CRUSH ON ME" THING
965
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,175
'CAUSE I FIGURED HE COULD
966
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,175
TELL ME WHEN HE'S READY.
967
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:02,970
FOR NOW, I JUST ENJOYED WATCHING
968
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:02,970
THE SHOW WITH MY FRIEND.
969
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,348
AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
970
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,143
I LITERALLY DIDN'T NEED
971
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,143
ANY OF THAT INFORMATION.
972
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,563
NONE OF IT.
973
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,563
FROM ANY OF YOU.
974
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,356
YOU'RE ALL HERE
975
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,356
BECAUSE I WANNA KNOW
976
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,316
WHAT HAPPENED TO DANIEL'S AUNT.
977
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,318
NOW WHERE IS AGNES WHIPPLE?
978
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,029
DANIEL TOOK HER BACK
979
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,029
TO THE NURSING HOME,
980
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,530
AND THAT'S THE LAST TIME
981
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,530
WE SAW HER.
982
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,323
WELL, SHE'S NOT THERE NOW.
983
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,784
AGNES WHIPPLE IS MISSING.
984
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,327
(pounding on window)
985
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,327
(Daniel) WHERE IS SHE,
986
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,327
YOU MONSTERS?!
987
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,329
THAT'S A WEIRD
988
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,329
RELATIONSHIP, RIGHT?
989
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,166
I MEAN,
990
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,166
THEY'RE WAY TOO CLOSE.
991
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,001
I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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