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(pants)
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IT'S AN EMERGENCY!
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WE HAVE TO EVACUATE!
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WHAT?
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HURRY! GET YOUR STUFF
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AND MEET ME DOWNSTAIRS!
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OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
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WE'RE UNDER ATTACK.
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WE'RE UNDER ATTACK.
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THIS IS WHAT
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THE DISASTER KIT IS FOR.
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HURRY!
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OKAY! OKAY.
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THE BRAS, MOM. DAD.
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I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT A DRILL!
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HURRY! GO! GO! GO!
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WHERE IS OUR EMERGENCY
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RENDEZVOUS POINT?!
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WHAT IS THE MAYOR SAYING?!
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KIDDING. WE'RE GOING
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TO THE HAMPTONS.
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WHAT?
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WHOO!
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(Katie Hampton) ♪ I'M NOT
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PERFECT, I'M NO SNITCH ♪
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♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪
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(whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪
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(buzzer)
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♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪
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♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪
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I THOUGHT
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WE WERE UNDER ATTACK.
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I FLUSHED MY DIARY
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DOWN THE TOILET.
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I KNEW YOU WOULD'VE NEVER AGREED
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TO COME UNLESS I TRICKED YOU.
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YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT
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THE APARTMENT IN DAYS.
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YOU'VE JUST BEEN WAITING
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BY THE PHONE
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FOR SOME DUMB GUY YOU LIKE
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TO CALL YOU BACK.
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I AM WAITING TO HEAR BACK
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ABOUT A JOB INTERVIEW
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AT HARKIN FINANCIAL.
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THE C.E.O. IS IN TOWN
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FROM LONDON,
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AND I'M WAITING TO HEAR
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IF HE WANTS TO MEET WITH ME.
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WELL, WHOEVER IT IS, I HOPE
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YOU LET THEM TOUCH YOUR BOOB.
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WHY ARE YOU WRAPPED
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IN TINFOIL?
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CHLOE, I CAN'T GO
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TO THE HAMPTONS
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WITH YOU THIS WEEKEND.
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MY WHOLE PLAN WAS
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TO STARE AT MY CELL PHONE
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AND REREAD OLD REPORT CARDS
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TO CALM MY NERVES.
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JUNE, THAT IS THE BEAUTY
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OF CELL PHONES.
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YOU CAN TAKE THEM WITH YOU
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AND STARE AT THEM ANYWHERE.
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JAMES NEEDS US.
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HE'S SO DEPRESSED
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FROM HIS FLAMEOUT
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ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS,"
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NOT TO MENTION BEING THE BUTT
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OF EVERY JIMMY KIMMEL JOKE.
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SO WE ARE TAKING HIM
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ON A WEEKEND BENDER.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM LIKE THIS.
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HE STOPPED GOOGLING HIMSELF.
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WELL, I GUESS I COULD GO.
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I'LL HAVE MY CELL PHONE WITH ME
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THE WHOLE TIME,
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AND IF I NEED TO COME BACK,
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IT'S ONLY A 2-HOUR DRIVE.
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GIVE OR TAKE.
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DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT
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BILLY JOEL'S ASS IS ON THE ROAD.
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO
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A REAL LIFE HAMPTONS LIGHTHOUSE,
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IN RAINY WEATHER,
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IN A FISHERMAN'S SWEATER,
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ON A BIKE,
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WITH A SANDWICH
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AND MY THOUGHTS.
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I ALMOST JUST HIT YOU.
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I ALMOST JUST LOST CONTROL
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AND HIT YOU.
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OKAY, SO IT'S SETTLED.
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WE'LL GET DRUNK ON THE DRIVE UP,
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AND THEN WE'LL STAY AT OUR
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CRAZY FRIEND KATARINA'S HOUSE
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AND THEN WE'LL HIT
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THE WILLOUGHBY PARTY.
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THE WHAT?
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THE WILLOUGHBY PARTY.
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IT'S THE BEST PARTY
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OF THE YEAR.
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IT'S HOSTED BY THIS MYSTERIOUS
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GUY NAMED WILLOUGHBY.
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I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET HIM,
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BUT HIS PARTIES ARE BEYOND.
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(woman) ♪ NEVER,
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NEVER, NEVER ♪
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♪ AM SORRY FOR PARTYING ♪
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♪ I WANT TO PARTY
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BUT I WON'T SAY THAT ♪
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♪ BABY, I'M NEVER,
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I'M NEVER, I'M NEVER... ♪
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WHOO!
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THIS IS THE YEAR
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I'M GONNA MEET WILLOUGHBY...
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WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NICE
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TO MEET THE HOST.
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AND HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
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OF COURSE.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW, THIS YEAR,
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I WAS THINKING, I REALLY WANT
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TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL,
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YOU KNOW,
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SOMETHING THAT MATTERS.
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JAMES IS ABOUT
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TO COME DOWN.
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DON'T TREAT HIM ANY DIFFERENTLY,
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BUT DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM.
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COMPLIMENT HIS OUTFIT,
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BUT NOT TOO MUCH, OR HE'LL KNOW.
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(footsteps approach)
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THEY HATE MY HAT.
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THAT HAT WAS GIVEN TO YOU
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BY MR. JASON MRAZ.
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LET THEM HATE IT.
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THEY LOSE.
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(bottles rattle)
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HE KNEW.
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(man) ♪ I FEEL ALIVE
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RIGHT NOW ♪
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♪ PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE SKY
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RIGHT NOW ♪
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WEEKEND BENDER! WHOO!
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SO WHERE'D YOU GET THIS CAR?
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MY COUSIN EDGAR HAS
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A LIMO BUSINESS,
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AND THIS IS ONE
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OF HIS PARTY S.U.V.s.
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I BORROWED IT
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SO THAT CHLOE WOULD LET ME
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COME TO THE HAMPTONS.
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(cell phone ringing)
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OH, MY GOSH! IT'S FROM A 2-1-2
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NUMBER THAT I DON'T RECOGNIZE.
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IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT
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MY JOB INTERVIEW.
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HELLO.
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THIS IS JUNE COLBURN.
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SCROTUM!
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(laughs) FUNNY, RIGHT?
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THAT'S AN IMPORTANT CALL.
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SORRY. THAT WAS FROM
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A VERY IMMATURE PASSERBY.
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WHOO-HOO!
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OH, HELLO, DEBBIE
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FROM DR. CURTIS' OFFICE.
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ANOTHER 64-CALORIE,
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LOW CARB BEER.
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(horn honks, tires screech)
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THAT'S WHAT MY BLINKER'S FOR,
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DUMB-ASS!
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(clink)
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WHOO! YAHOO!
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WEEKEND BENDER!
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(June) BYE, GOATS.
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DID YOU GUYS SEE ME
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MILK THAT GOAT?
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JUNE, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE
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A PARTY DRIVE.
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WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED
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TO MILK A GOAT,
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I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO PEE.
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IF I'M GONNA DO
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THE HAMPTONS,
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I AM GOING TO DO
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THE HAMPTONS RIGHT.
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I MADE A LIST OF EVERYTHING
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I WANT TO SEE AND SAMPLE
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WHILE WE'RE HERE.
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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE
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A LIST ON A BENDER.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO
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WHERE THE MOMENT TAKES YOU.
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NOW IF "LITTLE HOUSE
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ON THE PRAIRIE" IS DONE,
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WE CAN GET ON WITH IT.
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BENDER.
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(woman) ♪ YEAH, YEAH,
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I KNOW I'M PRETTY ♪
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♪ YOU CAN TELL BY MY ♪
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(June) GREAT PEACHES.
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THAT FARMER SAYS
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THAT THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA
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SHOPS THERE
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EVERY OTHER TUESDAY.
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(door closes)
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WHEN I TELL KATARINA
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WHY WE'RE LATE,
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YOU JUST WAIT, HO.
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YOU JUST WAIT.
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I NEED ANOTHER BEER.
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(turn signal clicking)
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(Joss Stone) ♪ I GUESS
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I'M PICKY WITH LOVE ♪
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(singing distorts)
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(slo-mo voice)
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THERE'S TOO MANY--MANY--
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IS THIS MY HOUSE?
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(scream echoes)
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(turn signal stops clicking)
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IT'S "DANCING WITH THE STARS"
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POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER.
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D.W.T.S.P.T.S.D.
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WELL, JUNE, YOU RUINED
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THE DRIVE UP HERE
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WITH YOUR STUPID FRUIT
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AND VEGETABLE PARADE,
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BUT NOW THE BENDER
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REALLY BEGINS.
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WHAT WE NEED IS
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A DOSE OF CRAZY KATARINA!
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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HA! HA!
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BITCH!
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COME ON OUT, YOU BITCH!
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(babies crying)
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OH, GOD.
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OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
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TAKE ONE.
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THIS ONE'S ASS EXPLODED.
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OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
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AAH! AAH!
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AAH!
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(door slams)
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(static hisses)
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(baby cries)
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THERE WILL BE
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NO WILLOUGHBY PARTY
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FOR ME THIS YEAR, YOU GUYS.
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I'M STILL DEALING
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WITH MY TWO...
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(baby cries)
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SOUVENIRS...
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(gasps) SHH!
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FROM LAST YEAR'S NAKED PARTY.
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WELL, IF I HAD KNOWN,
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I WOULDN'T HAVE STAYED HERE.
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WHEN YOU SAID YOU HAD NEW TWINS,
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I THOUGHT YOU MEANT A BOOB JOB.
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I NEED ADULT INTERACTION.
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I HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN FOUR DAYS.
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I'M A MILK MONSTER.
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LOOK AT MY ROOTS!
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(cell phone rings)
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NO! THE BABIES!
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OH. OOH.
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IT'S A PRIVATE CALLER.
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OH.
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THIS MIGHT BE IT. HELLO?
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SCROTUM!
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OH. HI, AUNT NANCY.
273
00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,385
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD STOP
274
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CALLING FROM A BLOCKED NUMBER.
275
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DO WE GO IN
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OR DO WE JUST WAIT OUT HERE?
277
00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,226
WHAT'S THE ETIQUETTE?
278
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I LOVE ROCKING CHAIRS.
279
00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,730
I HAVE TWO IN MY APARTMENT--
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ONE IN THE LIVING ROOM
281
00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,901
AND ONE IN THE BATHROOM.
282
00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:44,154
YOU WOULDN'T THINK IT WOULD
283
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GET MUCH USE IN THERE,
284
00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,488
BUT IT DOES.
285
00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:48,491
MM. (chuckles)
286
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IT SMELLS LIKE POO
287
00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,451
IN THIS HOUSE.
288
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WELL, WHY DON'T
289
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WE JUST YELL "CUT"
290
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AND HAVE THEM
291
00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,705
TAKE THE BABIES AWAY? CUT.
292
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KATARINA, WOULD YOU MIND
293
00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,832
IF I BORROWED YOUR BICYCLE?
294
00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,542
I'D LOVE TO GO BIRD-WATCHING.
295
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HELP YOURSELF...
296
00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,922
TO THE BIKE AND ANYTHING ELSE
297
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I USED TO ENJOY.
298
00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,631
YEAH! BENDER!
299
00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:04,841
(baby crying)
300
00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:04,841
NO!
301
00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:08,469
(object thuds)
302
00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:08,469
(whispers) NO.
303
00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,640
OKAY. SO YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
304
00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,640
THIS MAP,
305
00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,269
BINOCULARS, A WHISTLE,
306
00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,979
SUNSCREEN,
307
00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,979
A MOSQUITO NETTING--
308
00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,690
I DON'T NEED MOSQUITO NETTING.
309
00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,690
I'M JUST GOING BIRD-WATCHING.
310
00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,859
AH. OKAY. UM...
311
00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,194
(under breath) WEST NILE.
312
00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:25,486
WHAT?
313
00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,740
OH, NOTHING. JUST ASKING
314
00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,740
IF YOU WANT TO DIE.
315
00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,991
JUNE?
316
00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,161
MARK! HEY!
317
00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,161
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
318
00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,788
JENNIFER WANTED A ROMANTIC
319
00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,788
WEEKEND IN THE HAMPTONS
320
00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,539
SO WE BORROWED
321
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HER PARENTS' HOUSE.
322
00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,542
WE'RE SLEEPING IN THEIR BED.
323
00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,542
IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL.
324
00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,795
OH.
325
00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,795
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
326
00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,004
AREN'T YOU WAITING
327
00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,004
TO HEAR ABOUT THAT JOB?
328
00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:46,216
OH, YEAH, WELL, I HAVE
329
00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:46,216
MY PHONE WITH ME, SO...
330
00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,717
(horn honks)
331
00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,717
YOU KNOW.
332
00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,094
OH. I BETTER HURRY.
333
00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,012
JENNIFER DOESN'T LIKE
334
00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,012
WHEN I SHOP MOM AND POP.
335
00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,722
SHE THINKS THE FOOD
336
00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,722
GETS DUSTY.
337
00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,557
SO SEE YA.
338
00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,557
(horn honks)
339
00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,517
OKAY.
340
00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,228
(dog barks)
341
00:07:58,270 --> 00:07:59,479
(whines)
342
00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,319
GREAT CAPRIS.
343
00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,528
EXCUSE... ME?
344
00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,323
LOOK AT ME--A BOW TIE.
345
00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:10,824
I'M FULL OF REGRET
346
00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:10,824
AND SELF-LOATHING,
347
00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,534
BUT YOU, YOU'RE SO BOLD.
348
00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,245
YOU'RE AHEAD OF THE CURVE.
349
00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:18,373
OR I'M JUST WEARING PAJAMAS
350
00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:18,373
AND A SWEATER THAT I BORROWED.
351
00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,250
PRESTO. INSTANT SUCCESS.
352
00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:23,795
I'M WILLOUGHBY,
353
00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:23,795
CURRENTLY OF EAST HAMPTON.
354
00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,548
WAIT. YOU'RE
355
00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,548
WILLOUGHBY THE PARTY GUY?
356
00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,843
YOU'RE JUDGING ME,
357
00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,843
AND IT STINGS,
358
00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,552
SO KEEP DOING IT.
359
00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:34,348
THIS IS A RIDDLE INVITATION
360
00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:34,348
FOR MY PARTY TONIGHT.
361
00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,557
WHAT DO YOU THINK
362
00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,557
OF THE FONT?
363
00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,935
YOU WOULD'VE PICKED
364
00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,935
A DIFFERENT ONE.
365
00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,479
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
366
00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:42,605
(crow caws)
367
00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,732
(snoring)
368
00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,610
I GUESS WE'RE ALL JUST ONE
369
00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,610
SMALL HOLE IN THE CONDOM AWAY
370
00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:50,155
FROM HAVING OUR LIVES
371
00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:50,155
TOTALLY DESTROYED.
372
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,240
(sighs)
373
00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,743
CHLOE, I GOT SOME PRETTY SERIOUS
374
00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,743
SOUL SEARCHING TO DO.
375
00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,788
I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE
376
00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,788
TO TAKE THIS BENDER SOLO.
377
00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,749
YOU GOTTA FOLLOW THE BENDER.
378
00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,749
I UNDERSTAND.
379
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:05,670
IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE TRUDGING
380
00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:05,670
DOWN A QUIET HAMPTONS ROAD...
381
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,464
ALONE.
382
00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:10,675
(continues snoring)
383
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,052
WAKE UP, BITCH.
384
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,263
(birds chirping)
385
00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:35,158
I JUST WORRY ABOUT YOUR ARCHES
386
00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:35,158
IN THOSE SHOES.
387
00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,915
(door opens and closes)
388
00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,915
PERFECT.
389
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,500
SO I JUST MET WILLOUGHBY.
390
00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:44,418
WHAT?
391
00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,794
OH, MY GOD!
392
00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,794
A WILLOUGHBY RIDDLE.
393
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,796
"ON THIS DAY OCCURRED
394
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,796
A LOVE MASSACRE,
395
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,258
"WHEN THE CLOCK STRUCK
396
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,258
A MANIC GAY ACTOR
397
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,926
WHO DOES NOT LIKE
398
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,926
TO WORK SUBTLE."
399
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,844
IT'S HIS NEW ADDRESS
400
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,844
OR SOMETHING.
401
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,804
(gasps) THE VALENTINE'S DAY
402
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,804
MASSACRE WAS FEBRUARY 14th.
403
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,306
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
404
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,518
I'M INSTANTLY PICTURING
405
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,518
A GRANDFATHER CLOCK. OH!
406
00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,811
WHO IS THAT ACTOR WHO I THOUGHT
407
00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,811
WAS CLAYMATION?
408
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,813
OH! OH! OH! NATHAN LANE!
409
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,024
OH.
410
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,024
THAT'S IT!
411
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,024
214 GRANDFATHER LANE.
412
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,651
THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE ADDRESS
413
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,651
OF THE PARTY. WE'RE SO GOING.
414
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,695
OH, I'M SORRY. I CAN'T.
415
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,695
I HAVE TO GET UP SUPER EARLY.
416
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,449
I'M GOING TO GET, UH,
417
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,449
SCONES AT MAUDE'S.
418
00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,825
THEY RUN OUT OF THE BLUE--
419
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,869
MY LIST!
420
00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,914
(spits) JUNE, YOU HAVE TO GO
421
00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,914
WHERE THE BENDER TAKES YOU,
422
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,707
AND I AM TELLING YOU,
423
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,707
YOUR BENDER IS
424
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,667
TAKING YOU
425
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,667
TO WILLOUGHBY'S PARTY,
426
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,253
WHERE YOU WILL INTRODUCE ME
427
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,253
TO WILLOUGHBY,
428
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,046
AND I WILL MEET HIM
429
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,046
AND I WILL BANG HIM.
430
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,672
WELL, WHAT IF MY BENDER WAS
431
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,672
TAKING ME
432
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,925
TO DO A SUNSET TOUR
433
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,925
OF THE CRANBERRY BOGS?
434
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,303
UGH! YOU ARE
435
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,303
THE WORST BENDER-ER EVER.
436
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,554
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
437
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,554
HAVE JUST STAYED HOME
438
00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,680
AND STARED AT YOUR PHONE
439
00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,680
ON THE COFFEE TABLE.
440
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,475
(beep)
441
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,475
NO ONE'S CALLED
442
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,475
SINCE AUNT NANCY.
443
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,684
EXACTLY. SO RELAX.
444
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,684
COME ON.
445
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,313
THERE IS A FABULOUS PARTY
446
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,313
WITH OUR NAMES ON IT.
447
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,689
I'M SURE YOU COULD BORROW
448
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,689
SOMETHING TO WEAR OF KATARINA'S.
449
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,733
I KNOW.
450
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,733
SOMETHING WITH A CROTCH.
451
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,778
CHLOE ASKED ME
452
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,778
TO LOOK AFTER JAMES.
453
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,822
SHE DEPUTIZED ME...
454
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,700
WITH HER EYES,
455
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,700
NOT WITH HER WORDS.
456
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,077
(horn honks)
457
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,371
YEAH! PASS ME!
458
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,371
LOOK AT YOU GO!
459
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:07,167
YOU'RE AN ASIAN-AMERICAN
460
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:07,167
DRIVING POORLY,
461
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:11,712
AND I'M AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN
462
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:11,712
SITTING IN THE BACK OF THE BUS,
463
00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,089
BOTH CHASING
464
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,008
A DISTANT WHITE MAN.
465
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,008
(high-pitched squeak)
466
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:18,928
THIS IS NOT WHY MY MOTHER
467
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:18,928
MARCHED ON WASHINGTON.
468
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:22,723
OH, SWEET FREEDOM,
469
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:22,723
WHERE IS JAMES?
470
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,393
(grunts)
471
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,772
COFFEE GUY?
472
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,772
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
473
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,566
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
474
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,734
WELL, I HEARD
475
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,734
A-A HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAK.
476
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,278
I THOUGHT A LITTLE GIRL
477
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,278
WAS IN TROUBLE.
478
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,781
IT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND JENNIFER.
479
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,826
SHE BROKE UP WITH ME AGAIN,
480
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,826
THIS TIME FOR GOOD.
481
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,786
SHE THOUGHT I WAS GONNA
482
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,786
PROPOSE TO HER THIS WEEKEND,
483
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,997
SO SHE KEPT LOOKING
484
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,997
FOR AN ENGAGEMENT RING
485
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,165
IN EVERYTHING I HANDED HER.
486
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,834
SHE TORE APART A PINECONE
487
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,834
WITH HER BARE HANDS.
488
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,252
(Luther) JAMES!
489
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,629
JAMES!
490
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:53,754
I SEE YOU'RE ON A BENDER.
491
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,798
I, TOO, AM TRYING
492
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,798
TO DRINK MY PAIN AWAY.
493
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,842
I THOUGHT I WANTED TO DO
494
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,842
THE LONELY BENDER,
495
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,845
BUT THE QUIET
496
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,845
JUST MAKES IT WORSE.
497
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:01,971
(Luther) JAMES!
498
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,391
MY LONELY ROAD
499
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,391
HAS BROUGHT ME TO YOU.
500
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,185
I THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
501
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,185
BENDER BUDDIES.
502
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,063
(clink)
503
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,814
(Luther, singsongy)
504
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,814
I HAVE COOKIES!
505
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,483
(blows nose)
506
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:16,027
EXCUSE ME. POLLEN.
507
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,614
(woman) ♪ OH ♪
508
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,075
GOD, PUT THAT PIE AWAY.
509
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,075
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
510
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,452
IT'S MY HOST GIFT.
511
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,452
EVERY TIME YOU TRY
512
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,871
TO SLAP IT OUT OF MY HANDS,
513
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,871
IT ONLY MAKES ME GRIP IT HARDER.
514
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,956
OKAY, WHERE'S WILLOUGHBY?
515
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,956
I WANT TO FIND HIM
516
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,417
AND SEX HIM
517
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,417
AND THEN HAVE A MARTINI.
518
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,793
OH, I JUST HAD
519
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,793
ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS
520
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,504
WHERE I REALIZE
521
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,504
WHAT A GREAT GIRL I AM.
522
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:37,173
WOW! THIS HOUSE IS AMAZING!
523
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,799
AND I LOVE THIS DRESS
524
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,799
OF KATARINA'S.
525
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:42,011
IT'S TIGHT, BUT I GET IT.
526
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:42,011
IT EVEN HAS A COOL PHONE POCKET.
527
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,055
OH, MY GOD!
528
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,055
KATARINA'S PILL POCKET!
529
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,973
A LOT OF GOOD TIMES
530
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,973
IN THAT POCKET.
531
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:46,807
A LOT OF MEMORIES.
532
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,810
OH, NO. OH, NO.
533
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,810
THERE'S NO BARS.
534
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,688
THERE'S NO SIGNAL.
535
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,398
KATARINA SHOULD'VE USED
536
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,398
THAT POCKET
537
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,815
FOR SOME BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.
538
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,984
HA HA HA HA! THAT'S HILARIOUS!
539
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,613
I'M GONNA TEXT HER THAT
540
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,613
RIGHT NOW.
541
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,822
(indistinct conversations
542
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,822
in distance)
543
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,283
BOO.
544
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,284
WILLOUGHBY.
545
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,994
'TIS I, JUNE.
546
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,994
'TIS WILLOUGHBY.
547
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,204
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE?
548
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,830
I ACTUALLY HATE PARTIES.
549
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,541
I JUST LIKE
550
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,541
TO FIND A DARK CORNER
551
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,210
AND WATCH ALL THE PUPPETS DANCE
552
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,210
FROM AFAR.
553
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,420
IS THAT A PIE?
554
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,256
OH. YES!
555
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,256
THIS IS FOR YOU.
556
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,007
YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE
557
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,007
HAVE BEEN TO MY PARTIES
558
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,008
OVER THE YEARS?
559
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,010
5,342.
560
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,845
YOU WANNA KNOW
561
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,845
HOW I KNOW THAT?
562
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,432
IT'S THIS ANTIQUE CLICKER.
563
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,432
(click)
564
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,517
YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE
565
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,517
EVER BROUGHT ME A PIE?
566
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,727
ZERO.
567
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,688
GO DOWNSTAIRS
568
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,688
AND GET US TWO PASTRY FORKS.
569
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,316
I'VE GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT
570
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,316
I NEED TO SAY.
571
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,319
(dance music playing)
572
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,322
EXCUSE ME. CAN I HAVE
573
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,322
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
574
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,948
(raises voice) EXCUSE ME!
575
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,866
(normal voice) EXCUSE ME.
576
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,076
(plays notes)
577
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,076
ZING!
578
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,372
I... AM WILLOUGHBY!
579
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,707
(guests gasp)
580
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,875
BERNARD, WHAT THE HELL
581
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,875
ARE YOU DOING?!
582
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,085
YOU'RE NOT WILLOUGHBY!
583
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,920
CHLOE, WHAT ARE
584
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,920
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
585
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,046
THAT IS WILLOUGHBY.
586
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,091
NO, THAT'S BERNARD,
587
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,091
MY HUSBAND.
588
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,135
(guests murmur)
589
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,135
(door slams)
590
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,056
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
591
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,056
HE'S YOUR HUSBAND?
592
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,892
I MEAN HE'S MY HUSBAND.
593
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,892
WE GOT MARRIED
594
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,187
AT A WEDDING PARTY
595
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,187
WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO NEW YORK.
596
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,565
HA HA! THIS PARTY IS AWESOME!
597
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,693
PEOPLE ARE
598
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,693
GETTING MARRIED UPSTAIRS.
599
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,528
WE SHOULD
600
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,528
TOTALLY GET MARRIED.
601
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,697
OH, MY GOD! I THOUGHT
602
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,697
YOU WERE GAY! OKAY!
603
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,198
(cheering)
604
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,907
I MET HIM THAT NIGHT
605
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,907
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE.
606
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,910
HONESTLY, I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD.
607
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,910
I SAW SOME NEWS REPORT
608
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,579
ABOUT A SKINNY GUY
609
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,579
WHO GOT HIT BY A GARBAGE TRUCK,
610
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,081
AND I FIGURED, WELP,
611
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,081
I'M A WIDOW NOW.
612
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,166
HELLO, WIFE.
613
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,626
(Chloe scoffs)
614
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,085
I STILL THINK
615
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,085
OF YOU DAILY.
616
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,713
BERNARD, WHAT THE HELL
617
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,713
ARE YOU DOING?
618
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:40,963
YOU'RE NOT WILLOUGHBY.
619
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,591
I THOUGHT WILLOUGHBY WAS
620
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,591
A COSMOPOLITAN MAN OF MYSTERY.
621
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,925
IT'S JUST YOU?
622
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,511
EXACTLY. JUST ME,
623
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,847
BERNARD KOPPELMAN,
624
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,847
A FORMER FAT TEENAGER
625
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,724
WHO STILL SWIMS
626
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,724
WITH HIS T-SHIRT ON.
627
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:54,935
THANK YOU, JUNE, FOR EXPLODING
628
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:54,935
THIS PRISON OF MY OWN CREATION.
629
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,647
I-I HAVE
630
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,647
A-A-A LOT OF QUESTIONS,
631
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,940
BUT RIGHT NOW, I WAS GONNA ASK
632
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,940
YOU, MAY I BORROW YOUR LAPTOP?
633
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,193
I NEED TO ACCESS MY VOICEMAIL
634
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,193
OVER THE INTERNET.
635
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,112
YEAH, I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER.
636
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,112
THEY'RE DISGUSTING.
637
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,947
BUT I DO HAVE A VINTAGE
638
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,947
TYPEWRITER COLLECTION
639
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,658
IN CASE YOU WANT
640
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,658
TO COMPOSE A SONNET.
641
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,993
(cries)
642
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,871
(basketball thuds)
643
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,914
OKAY.
644
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,958
OH! YOU GOT THE SUNGLASSES.
645
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,958
THAT'S A FOUL.
646
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,126
MY BAD. I--
647
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,046
STEAL.
648
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,965
(bottles clatter)
649
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,968
"DANCING WITH THE STARS" IS
650
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,968
HAUNTING ME.
651
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,970
YOU SEE, I PRACTICED,
652
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,223
I WAS--I WAS--I WAS...
653
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,475
READY.
654
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,561
I DIDN'T GET
655
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,561
A CHANCE TO DO IT.
656
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,187
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE?
657
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,147
YOU HAVE PERFORMANCE
658
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,147
SQUELCHINGS, BROTHER.
659
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,818
I MEAN, YOU'RE TRAPPED
660
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,818
IN A BAG WITH MEMORY CATS.
661
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,904
YOU GOTTA PUNCH YOUR WAY
662
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,904
OUT OF IT.
663
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,072
I HAD A...
664
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,158
I HAD A CHANCE TO DAZZLE,
665
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,158
YOU KNOW, AND...
666
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,993
IT GOT TAKEN AWAY FROM ME.
667
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,036
WHO CARES, MAN?
668
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,163
MAKE YOUR OWN OPPORTUNITY,
669
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,163
JAMES.
670
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,917
YOU WANT TO DANCE,
671
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,917
THEN DANCE.
672
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,086
WE JUST GOTTA FIND YOU
673
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,086
A FLOOR.
674
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,212
OW! DUDE!
675
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,172
CHLOE JUST TEXTED ME
676
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,172
WILLOUGHBY'S ADDRESS.
677
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,800
WILLOUGHBY HAS A FLOOR.
678
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,385
YEAH! YEAH!
679
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,011
WHOA!
680
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,012
SO CLOSE.
681
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,181
SO CLOSE.
682
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,644
(dance music playing)
683
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,020
I WENT UP ON THE ROOF WITH
684
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,020
WILLOUGHBY
685
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,940
AND GOT A SIGNAL.
686
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,940
NO MESSAGES.
687
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,275
ALSO, HE SAID THAT
688
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,275
YOUR MARRIAGE WASN'T LEGAL.
689
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,319
THE PRIEST WAS SOME CLUB KID
690
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,319
NAMED STINKLORD
691
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,029
WHO HAD A TATTOO
692
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,029
OF A CROSS ON HIS NECK.
693
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,115
(ice rattles)
694
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,742
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
695
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,036
WILLOUGHBY WAS ONE OF THE LAST
696
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,036
NEW EXPERIENCES I HAD LEFT,
697
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,039
AND IT TURNS OUT I MARRIED HIM
698
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,039
SIX YEARS AGO.
699
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,043
THERE ARE NO NEW MOUNTAINS
700
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,043
TO CLIMB, JUNE.
701
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,504
I'VE SEEN IT ALL.
702
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,132
(sighs deeply)
703
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,132
EXCEPT MAYBE THIS.
704
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,260
(Joss Stone's "Put Your Hands
705
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,260
on Me Baby" playing)
706
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:55,306
♪ I GUESS I'M PICKY WITH LOVE ♪
707
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:59,018
♪ WELL, BABY, I GIVE UP,
708
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:59,018
IT'S YOU I CHOOSE ♪
709
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,105
♪ AND DON'T KEEP ME WAITING ♪
710
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:07,067
♪ THIS GIRL'S GOT THINGS
711
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:07,067
SHE NEEDS TO DO ♪
712
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,069
♪ OH, IF I WAS BLIND ♪
713
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,322
♪ YOU'D HELP ME SEE ♪
714
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,573
♪ ME SEE ♪
715
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,325
WHOO-HOO!
716
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,325
♪ IF I LOST MY MIND... ♪
717
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,536
UHH!
718
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,536
YEAH! YOU DID IT, BRAH!
719
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,078
I DID IT, BRAH.
720
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,080
WHERE'S CHLOE?
721
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,080
DID SHE SEE MY DANCE?
722
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,917
YEAH.
723
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,917
SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
724
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,377
CHLOE?
725
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,965
(June) POOR THING.
726
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,717
WHERE DOES SHE GO FROM HERE?
727
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,093
I MEAN, WHEN THE PARTY GIRL
728
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,093
HAS BEEN TO EVERY PARTY,
729
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,304
WHAT'S NEXT FOR HER?
730
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,765
GOOD LORD, JUNE, YOU'RE,
731
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,765
LIKE, OBSESSED WITH HER.
732
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,519
WHERE IS SHE GOING?
733
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,519
SHE SHOULDN'T BE ALONE.
734
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,812
(James) LEAVE HER BE, JUNE.
735
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,189
NO! SHE NEEDS HER FRIENDS.
736
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,189
(brakes squeal)
737
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,026
CHLOE!
738
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,193
CHLOE!
739
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,821
IT'S OKAY!
740
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,489
IT'S OKAY!
741
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,158
HI. I'M HAVING SEX.
742
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,158
GIVE ME 15 MINUTES.
743
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,869
(man grunts)
744
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,869
(door slams)
745
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,335
(Chloe giggles)
746
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,378
HI!
747
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,422
CHLOE,
748
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,422
WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
749
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,506
OH, EVERY YEAR
750
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,506
WHEN I'M IN THE HAMPTONS,
751
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,383
I HAVE SEX IN THE BUSHES
752
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,383
WITH LENNY KRAVITZ.
753
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,760
HE TEXTED ME EARLIER.
754
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,428
I DON'T KNOW WHY
755
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,428
YOU KEEP COMPLAINING
756
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,931
ABOUT YOUR CELL PHONE SERVICE,
757
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,931
'CAUSE MINE'S FINE.
758
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,058
SO YOU'RE OKAY
759
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,058
WITH ALL OF THIS?
760
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,727
WELL, WHEN I WAS HAVING SEX
761
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,727
WITH LENNY, I WAS THINKING,
762
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,771
I'VE HAD SEX WITH HIM
763
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,771
FOR FIVE YEARS IN A ROW,
764
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,146
AND IT'S STILL GREAT.
765
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,067
JUST BECAUSE I'VE DONE IT BEFORE
766
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,067
DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT AWESOME.
767
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,944
(laughs)
768
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,319
SHE'S A PARTY GIRL, JUNE.
769
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,530
WE LOST A LOT OF GOOD
770
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,530
PARTY GIRLS ALONG THE WAY.
771
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,198
WE'RE NOT GONNA LOSE
772
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,198
THIS ONE.
773
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,367
AAH! DON'T GET ALL
774
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,367
SENTIMENTAL ON ME, JAMES.
775
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,411
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
776
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,411
YOU WANT TO SHOW ME YOU CARE,
777
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,162
BUY ME AN ISLAND.
778
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,162
(cell phone alert chimes)
779
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,164
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
780
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,166
(chime)
781
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,166
OH, THAT IS
782
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,166
A VOICEMAIL NOISE.
783
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,045
THAT IS A VOICEMAIL NOISE.
784
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,045
(keypad beeps)
785
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,379
OH, NO!
786
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:51,965
IT'S HARKIN FINANCIAL.
787
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,340
THEY WANT ME TO COME IN
788
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,340
FOR A JOB INTERVIEW
789
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,342
FIRST THING
790
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,342
TOMORROW MORNING!
791
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,553
ROBIN, WILL YOU TAKE JUNE
792
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,553
BACK TO THE CITY?
793
00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,056
DEPUTIZED!
794
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,349
WAIT. REALLY?
795
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,349
YOU'RE OKAY WITH ME LEAVING?
796
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,349
(car door opens and closes)
797
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,559
INTERRUPTING THE BENDER?
798
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,559
(engine starts)
799
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,352
YOU GOTTA GO WHERE
800
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,352
THE BENDER TAKES YOU, JUNE.
801
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,022
IF THIS IS WHERE YOUR BENDER IS
802
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,022
TAKING YOU, THEN SO BE IT.
803
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,900
THIS JOB INTERVIEW IS YOUR
804
00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,900
LENNY KRAVITZ. NOW GO BANG IT.
805
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,485
(chuckles)
806
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,195
AAH! YOU PEOPLE HOLD
807
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,195
YOURSELF TOGETHER.
808
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,406
IT'S NOT LIKE
809
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,406
I'M DYING OF LEUKEMIA.
810
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,492
(slurred voice) ONE DAY,
811
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,492
I'M GONNA TELL JUNE
812
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,243
THAT SHE'S AMAZING
813
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,663
AND PRETTY
814
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,663
AND I WANT TO TOUCH HER HAIR
815
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,582
AND I WANT TO KISS HER
816
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,582
ON HER TONGUE DOORS.
817
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,292
YOU MEAN HER MOUTH?
818
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,087
OH, YEAH.
819
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,087
I COULDN'T THINK OF THE WORD.
820
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,214
MAKE YOUR OWN OPPORTUNITY.
821
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,424
YOU TELL JUNE HOW YOU FEEL.
822
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,218
I'M GONNA WRITE A MOVIE
823
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,218
THAT I DIRECT AND STAR IN.
824
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,595
LET'S DO IT!
825
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,389
YEAH! FUTURE IS NOW!
826
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,516
NOW!
827
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:44,934
(clink)
828
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,813
(James and Mark gulping)
829
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:49,939
MM.
830
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,066
(birds chirping)
831
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,234
(snoring)
832
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,445
(toy rattles)
833
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,156
OH!
834
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,156
(rabbit squeaks)
835
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,950
OHH.
836
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,870
WHAT THE HELL?
837
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,870
HOW DO YOU LOOK SO FRESH?
838
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,496
I'M A CELEBRITY.
839
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,248
OH, NO. DID I SAY ANYTHING
840
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,248
TO JUNE LAST NIGHT?
841
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,834
OH, YEAH. (laughs)
842
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,293
YOU SAID A LOT
843
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,293
OF THINGS TO JUNE LAST NIGHT.
844
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,255
I COULD EAT, LIKE, EIGHT
845
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,255
STRING CHEESES IN A ROW.
846
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,424
YOU EVER SEEN
847
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,424
THAT MOVIE "RAT RACE"?
848
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:21,303
IT'S LIKE THIS SIDE OF MY FACE
849
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:21,303
BUT THEN THIS SIDE OF MY FACE...
850
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,262
TOENAILS.
851
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,514
UGH.
852
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,183
I WROTE THE SCRIPT
853
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,183
LAST NIGHT.
854
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,266
WHAT?
855
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,351
"DANCING WITH THE STARS" IS
856
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,728
THE GREATEST THING
857
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,728
TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME
858
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,730
BECAUSE IT FORCED ME TO
859
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,730
MAKE MY OWN OPPORTUNITIES.
860
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,899
I'M GONNA MAKE THIS MOVIE.
861
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,775
IT'S CALLED "FINGERED."
862
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,486
IT'S A COP DRAMA. LUTHER
863
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,486
READ IT, SAID IT'S AMAZING.
864
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,946
(Luther) IT'S AMAZING.
865
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,157
NOW DON'T WASH IT
866
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,157
TILL THURSDAY
867
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:44,577
AND DON'T BLOW-DRY IT ON HIGH
868
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:44,577
EVER...
869
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,286
EVER AGAIN.
870
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,122
BLESS YOU. (giggles)
871
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,707
BEFORE WE LEAVE,
872
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,707
I WANT TO STEAL
873
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,584
ONE OF P. DIDDY'S
874
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,584
WHITE LAWN JOCKEYS.
875
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,335
I DO IT EVERY YEAR.
876
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,335
IT'S TONS OF FUN.
877
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,335
(door opens and closes)
878
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,921
GOOD AFTERNOON, ALL.
879
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:59,508
SAY HELLO TO HARKIN FINANCIAL'S
880
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:59,508
NEWEST JUNIOR ANALYST.
881
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,801
I GOT THE JOB!
882
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,302
WHOO! YEAH!
883
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,470
(Robin) YAY!
884
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,470
CONGRATULATIONS, JUNE!
885
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,599
AND I GOT THE CAR WASHED.
886
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,517
(under breath)
887
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,517
CONGRATULATIONS, ROBIN.
888
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,394
(normal voice) YAY!
889
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,520
YAY. (chuckles)
890
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,313
SO WHY DID YOU COME BACK?
891
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,315
I WANTED TO CELEBRATE
892
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,315
WITH MY FRIENDS,
893
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,027
AND I BROUGHT EVERYBODY SCONES
894
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,027
FROM MAUDE'S.
895
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,486
OOH! DELISH!
896
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,198
THAT'LL GO PERFECTLY
897
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,198
WITH MY KAHLUA AND CREAM.
898
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,365
OOH!
899
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,784
I MADE IT FROM
900
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,784
KATARINA'S BREAST MILK.
901
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,410
IT'S SUPER SMOOTH.
902
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,788
YOU JUST DRANK MILK MADE
903
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,788
FROM BOOBIES.
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