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GO! 17 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:27,068 WHERE IS OUR EMERGENCY 18 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:27,068 RENDEZVOUS POINT?! 19 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,362 WHAT IS THE MAYOR SAYING?! 20 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:31,281 KIDDING. WE'RE GOING 21 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:31,281 TO THE HAMPTONS. 22 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:32,366 WHAT? 23 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,701 WHOO! 24 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:36,161 (Katie Hampton) ♪ I'M NOT 25 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:36,161 PERFECT, I'M NO SNITCH ♪ 26 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,746 ♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪ 27 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:39,373 (whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪ 28 00:00:37,788 --> 00:00:39,373 (buzzer) 29 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:42,250 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 30 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:46,087 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 31 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,089 I THOUGHT 32 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,089 WE WERE UNDER ATTACK. 33 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,175 I FLUSHED MY DIARY 34 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,175 DOWN THE TOILET. 35 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:53,178 I KNEW YOU WOULD'VE NEVER AGREED 36 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:53,178 TO COME UNLESS I TRICKED YOU. 37 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,138 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT 38 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,138 THE APARTMENT IN DAYS. 39 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,098 YOU'VE JUST BEEN WAITING 40 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,098 BY THE PHONE 41 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,518 FOR SOME DUMB GUY YOU LIKE 42 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,518 TO CALL YOU BACK. 43 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,729 I AM WAITING TO HEAR BACK 44 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,729 ABOUT A JOB INTERVIEW 45 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,313 AT HARKIN FINANCIAL. 46 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,690 THE C.E.O. IS IN TOWN 47 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,690 FROM LONDON, 48 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,026 AND I'M WAITING TO HEAR 49 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,026 IF HE WANTS TO MEET WITH ME. 50 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,737 WELL, WHOEVER IT IS, I HOPE 51 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,737 YOU LET THEM TOUCH YOUR BOOB. 52 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,072 WHY ARE YOU WRAPPED 53 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:12,072 IN TINFOIL? 54 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,409 CHLOE, I CAN'T GO 55 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,409 TO THE HAMPTONS 56 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,118 WITH YOU THIS WEEKEND. 57 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,120 MY WHOLE PLAN WAS 58 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,120 TO STARE AT MY CELL PHONE 59 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,415 AND REREAD OLD REPORT CARDS 60 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,415 TO CALM MY NERVES. 61 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,918 JUNE, THAT IS THE BEAUTY 62 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,918 OF CELL PHONES. 63 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,420 YOU CAN TAKE THEM WITH YOU 64 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,420 AND STARE AT THEM ANYWHERE. 65 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,047 JAMES NEEDS US. 66 00:01:28,087 --> 00:01:29,214 HE'S SO DEPRESSED 67 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,008 FROM HIS FLAMEOUT 68 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,008 ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS," 69 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:33,052 NOT TO MENTION BEING THE BUTT 70 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:33,052 OF EVERY JIMMY KIMMEL JOKE. 71 00:01:33,092 --> 00:01:35,596 SO WE ARE TAKING HIM 72 00:01:33,092 --> 00:01:35,596 ON A WEEKEND BENDER. 73 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,138 I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM LIKE THIS. 74 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,140 HE STOPPED GOOGLING HIMSELF. 75 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,142 WELL, I GUESS I COULD GO. 76 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,520 I'LL HAVE MY CELL PHONE WITH ME 77 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:43,520 THE WHOLE TIME, 78 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:46,065 AND IF I NEED TO COME BACK, 79 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:46,065 IT'S ONLY A 2-HOUR DRIVE. 80 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:47,148 GIVE OR TAKE. 81 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,192 DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT 82 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,192 BILLY JOEL'S ASS IS ON THE ROAD. 83 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:52,571 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO 84 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:52,571 A REAL LIFE HAMPTONS LIGHTHOUSE, 85 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,155 IN RAINY WEATHER, 86 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,991 IN A FISHERMAN'S SWEATER, 87 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:56,992 ON A BIKE, 88 00:01:57,034 --> 00:02:00,079 WITH A SANDWICH 89 00:01:57,034 --> 00:02:00,079 AND MY THOUGHTS. 90 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,082 I ALMOST JUST HIT YOU. 91 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,166 I ALMOST JUST LOST CONTROL 92 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,166 AND HIT YOU. 93 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:08,169 OKAY, SO IT'S SETTLED. 94 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:08,169 WE'LL GET DRUNK ON THE DRIVE UP, 95 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,464 AND THEN WE'LL STAY AT OUR 96 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:10,464 CRAZY FRIEND KATARINA'S HOUSE 97 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,257 AND THEN WE'LL HIT 98 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,257 THE WILLOUGHBY PARTY. 99 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,383 THE WHAT? 100 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:14,175 THE WILLOUGHBY PARTY. 101 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,095 IT'S THE BEST PARTY 102 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,095 OF THE YEAR. 103 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,846 IT'S HOSTED BY THIS MYSTERIOUS 104 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,846 GUY NAMED WILLOUGHBY. 105 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,849 I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET HIM, 106 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,849 BUT HIS PARTIES ARE BEYOND. 107 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,560 (woman) ♪ NEVER, 108 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,560 NEVER, NEVER ♪ 109 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,353 ♪ AM SORRY FOR PARTYING ♪ 110 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:28,189 ♪ I WANT TO PARTY 111 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:28,189 BUT I WON'T SAY THAT ♪ 112 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,442 ♪ BABY, I'M NEVER, 113 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,442 I'M NEVER, I'M NEVER... ♪ 114 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,193 WHOO! 115 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:35,990 THIS IS THE YEAR 116 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:35,990 I'M GONNA MEET WILLOUGHBY... 117 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,199 WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NICE 118 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,199 TO MEET THE HOST. 119 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,868 AND HAVE SEX WITH HIM. 120 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:40,911 OF COURSE. 121 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,370 YEAH, YOU KNOW, THIS YEAR, 122 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,289 I WAS THINKING, I REALLY WANT 123 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,289 TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL, 124 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,500 YOU KNOW, 125 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,500 SOMETHING THAT MATTERS. 126 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,504 JAMES IS ABOUT 127 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,504 TO COME DOWN. 128 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:53,465 DON'T TREAT HIM ANY DIFFERENTLY, 129 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:53,465 BUT DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM. 130 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:57,218 COMPLIMENT HIS OUTFIT, 131 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:57,218 BUT NOT TOO MUCH, OR HE'LL KNOW. 132 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,638 (footsteps approach) 133 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,311 THEY HATE MY HAT. 134 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:11,108 THAT HAT WAS GIVEN TO YOU 135 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:11,108 BY MR. JASON MRAZ. 136 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,443 LET THEM HATE IT. 137 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,443 THEY LOSE. 138 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,320 (bottles rattle) 139 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,697 HE KNEW. 140 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,326 (man) ♪ I FEEL ALIVE 141 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,326 RIGHT NOW ♪ 142 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,287 ♪ PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE SKY 143 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,287 RIGHT NOW ♪ 144 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:27,415 WEEKEND BENDER! WHOO! 145 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,292 SO WHERE'D YOU GET THIS CAR? 146 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,252 MY COUSIN EDGAR HAS 147 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,252 A LIMO BUSINESS, 148 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,130 AND THIS IS ONE 149 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,130 OF HIS PARTY S.U.V.s. 150 00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:34,339 I BORROWED IT 151 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,633 SO THAT CHLOE WOULD LET ME 152 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,633 COME TO THE HAMPTONS. 153 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:39,469 (cell phone ringing) 154 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:39,469 OH, MY GOSH! IT'S FROM A 2-1-2 155 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:39,469 NUMBER THAT I DON'T RECOGNIZE. 156 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,555 IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT 157 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,555 MY JOB INTERVIEW. 158 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,557 HELLO. 159 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,557 THIS IS JUNE COLBURN. 160 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,266 SCROTUM! 161 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,144 (laughs) FUNNY, RIGHT? 162 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:48,520 THAT'S AN IMPORTANT CALL. 163 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:51,565 SORRY. THAT WAS FROM 164 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:51,565 A VERY IMMATURE PASSERBY. 165 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:52,649 WHOO-HOO! 166 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:56,486 OH, HELLO, DEBBIE 167 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:56,486 FROM DR. CURTIS' OFFICE. 168 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:59,280 ANOTHER 64-CALORIE, 169 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:59,280 LOW CARB BEER. 170 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:00,532 (horn honks, tires screech) 171 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,284 THAT'S WHAT MY BLINKER'S FOR, 172 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:03,284 DUMB-ASS! 173 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,285 (clink) 174 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:08,123 WHOO! YAHOO! 175 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:08,123 WEEKEND BENDER! 176 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,791 (June) BYE, GOATS. 177 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,877 DID YOU GUYS SEE ME 178 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,877 MILK THAT GOAT? 179 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,670 JUNE, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE 180 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,670 A PARTY DRIVE. 181 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,296 WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED 182 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,296 TO MILK A GOAT, 183 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:16,506 I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO PEE. 184 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,299 IF I'M GONNA DO 185 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,299 THE HAMPTONS, 186 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,927 I AM GOING TO DO 187 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,927 THE HAMPTONS RIGHT. 188 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,096 I MADE A LIST OF EVERYTHING 189 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,096 I WANT TO SEE AND SAMPLE 190 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,388 WHILE WE'RE HERE. 191 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,306 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE 192 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,306 A LIST ON A BENDER. 193 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:26,767 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO 194 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:26,767 WHERE THE MOMENT TAKES YOU. 195 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,144 NOW IF "LITTLE HOUSE 196 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,144 ON THE PRAIRIE" IS DONE, 197 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,979 WE CAN GET ON WITH IT. 198 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,979 BENDER. 199 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,355 (woman) ♪ YEAH, YEAH, 200 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,355 I KNOW I'M PRETTY ♪ 201 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,607 ♪ YOU CAN TELL BY MY ♪ 202 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,400 (June) GREAT PEACHES. 203 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,360 THAT FARMER SAYS 204 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,360 THAT THE BAREFOOT CONTESSA 205 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,238 SHOPS THERE 206 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,238 EVERY OTHER TUESDAY. 207 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,032 (door closes) 208 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,032 WHEN I TELL KATARINA 209 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,032 WHY WE'RE LATE, 210 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:45,119 YOU JUST WAIT, HO. 211 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:45,119 YOU JUST WAIT. 212 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,038 I NEED ANOTHER BEER. 213 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,038 (turn signal clicking) 214 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,332 (Joss Stone) ♪ I GUESS 215 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,332 I'M PICKY WITH LOVE ♪ 216 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:54,586 (singing distorts) 217 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,049 (slo-mo voice) 218 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,049 THERE'S TOO MANY--MANY-- 219 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:00,801 IS THIS MY HOUSE? 220 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,261 (scream echoes) 221 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,845 (turn signal stops clicking) 222 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:07,557 IT'S "DANCING WITH THE STARS" 223 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:07,557 POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER. 224 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:11,770 D.W.T.S.P.T.S.D. 225 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,736 WELL, JUNE, YOU RUINED 226 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,736 THE DRIVE UP HERE 227 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,529 WITH YOUR STUPID FRUIT 228 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,529 AND VEGETABLE PARADE, 229 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,364 BUT NOW THE BENDER 230 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,364 REALLY BEGINS. 231 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,160 WHAT WE NEED IS 232 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,160 A DOSE OF CRAZY KATARINA! 233 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,162 WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 234 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:29,871 HA! HA! 235 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:33,250 BITCH! 236 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:33,250 COME ON OUT, YOU BITCH! 237 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,376 (babies crying) 238 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,376 OH, GOD. 239 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,376 OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. 240 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:38,337 TAKE ONE. 241 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:38,337 THIS ONE'S ASS EXPLODED. 242 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,091 OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 243 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,384 AAH! AAH! 244 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:44,427 AAH! 245 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:44,427 (door slams) 246 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:50,600 (static hisses) 247 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:50,600 (baby cries) 248 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,311 THERE WILL BE 249 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:52,311 NO WILLOUGHBY PARTY 250 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:53,561 FOR ME THIS YEAR, YOU GUYS. 251 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,981 I'M STILL DEALING 252 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,981 WITH MY TWO... 253 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,981 (baby cries) 254 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,899 SOUVENIRS... 255 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,899 (gasps) SHH! 256 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,442 FROM LAST YEAR'S NAKED PARTY. 257 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,486 WELL, IF I HAD KNOWN, 258 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,486 I WOULDN'T HAVE STAYED HERE. 259 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:04,447 WHEN YOU SAID YOU HAD NEW TWINS, 260 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:04,447 I THOUGHT YOU MEANT A BOOB JOB. 261 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:08,409 I NEED ADULT INTERACTION. 262 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:08,409 I HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN FOUR DAYS. 263 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:09,870 I'M A MILK MONSTER. 264 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:11,412 LOOK AT MY ROOTS! 265 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,622 (cell phone rings) 266 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:13,874 NO! THE BABIES! 267 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:17,044 OH. OOH. 268 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:17,044 IT'S A PRIVATE CALLER. 269 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,837 OH. 270 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,837 THIS MIGHT BE IT. HELLO? 271 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,588 SCROTUM! 272 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,258 OH. HI, AUNT NANCY. 273 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,385 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD STOP 274 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,385 CALLING FROM A BLOCKED NUMBER. 275 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,640 DO WE GO IN 276 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,640 OR DO WE JUST WAIT OUT HERE? 277 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,226 WHAT'S THE ETIQUETTE? 278 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,644 I LOVE ROCKING CHAIRS. 279 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,730 I HAVE TWO IN MY APARTMENT-- 280 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,439 ONE IN THE LIVING ROOM 281 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,901 AND ONE IN THE BATHROOM. 282 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:44,154 YOU WOULDN'T THINK IT WOULD 283 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:44,154 GET MUCH USE IN THERE, 284 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,488 BUT IT DOES. 285 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:48,491 MM. (chuckles) 286 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,451 IT SMELLS LIKE POO 287 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,451 IN THIS HOUSE. 288 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,661 WELL, WHY DON'T 289 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,661 WE JUST YELL "CUT" 290 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,705 AND HAVE THEM 291 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,705 TAKE THE BABIES AWAY? CUT. 292 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,832 KATARINA, WOULD YOU MIND 293 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,832 IF I BORROWED YOUR BICYCLE? 294 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,542 I'D LOVE TO GO BIRD-WATCHING. 295 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,253 HELP YOURSELF... 296 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,922 TO THE BIKE AND ANYTHING ELSE 297 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,922 I USED TO ENJOY. 298 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,631 YEAH! BENDER! 299 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:04,841 (baby crying) 300 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:04,841 NO! 301 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:08,469 (object thuds) 302 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:08,469 (whispers) NO. 303 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,640 OKAY. SO YOU'RE GOING TO NEED 304 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,640 THIS MAP, 305 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,269 BINOCULARS, A WHISTLE, 306 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,979 SUNSCREEN, 307 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,979 A MOSQUITO NETTING-- 308 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,690 I DON'T NEED MOSQUITO NETTING. 309 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,690 I'M JUST GOING BIRD-WATCHING. 310 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,859 AH. OKAY. UM... 311 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,194 (under breath) WEST NILE. 312 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:25,486 WHAT? 313 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,740 OH, NOTHING. JUST ASKING 314 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,740 IF YOU WANT TO DIE. 315 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:29,991 JUNE? 316 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,161 MARK! HEY! 317 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,161 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 318 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,788 JENNIFER WANTED A ROMANTIC 319 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,788 WEEKEND IN THE HAMPTONS 320 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,539 SO WE BORROWED 321 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,539 HER PARENTS' HOUSE. 322 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,542 WE'RE SLEEPING IN THEIR BED. 323 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,542 IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL. 324 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,795 OH. 325 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,795 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 326 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,004 AREN'T YOU WAITING 327 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,004 TO HEAR ABOUT THAT JOB? 328 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:46,216 OH, YEAH, WELL, I HAVE 329 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:46,216 MY PHONE WITH ME, SO... 330 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,717 (horn honks) 331 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:47,717 YOU KNOW. 332 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,094 OH. I BETTER HURRY. 333 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,012 JENNIFER DOESN'T LIKE 334 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:51,012 WHEN I SHOP MOM AND POP. 335 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,722 SHE THINKS THE FOOD 336 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,722 GETS DUSTY. 337 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,557 SO SEE YA. 338 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,557 (horn honks) 339 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,517 OKAY. 340 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,228 (dog barks) 341 00:07:58,270 --> 00:07:59,479 (whines) 342 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,319 GREAT CAPRIS. 343 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,528 EXCUSE... ME? 344 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,323 LOOK AT ME--A BOW TIE. 345 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:10,824 I'M FULL OF REGRET 346 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:10,824 AND SELF-LOATHING, 347 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,534 BUT YOU, YOU'RE SO BOLD. 348 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,245 YOU'RE AHEAD OF THE CURVE. 349 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:18,373 OR I'M JUST WEARING PAJAMAS 350 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:18,373 AND A SWEATER THAT I BORROWED. 351 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,250 PRESTO. INSTANT SUCCESS. 352 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:23,795 I'M WILLOUGHBY, 353 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:23,795 CURRENTLY OF EAST HAMPTON. 354 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,548 WAIT. YOU'RE 355 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,548 WILLOUGHBY THE PARTY GUY? 356 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,843 YOU'RE JUDGING ME, 357 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,843 AND IT STINGS, 358 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,552 SO KEEP DOING IT. 359 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:34,348 THIS IS A RIDDLE INVITATION 360 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:34,348 FOR MY PARTY TONIGHT. 361 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,557 WHAT DO YOU THINK 362 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,557 OF THE FONT? 363 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,935 YOU WOULD'VE PICKED 364 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,935 A DIFFERENT ONE. 365 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,479 HOW DO YOU DO IT? 366 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:42,605 (crow caws) 367 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,732 (snoring) 368 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,610 I GUESS WE'RE ALL JUST ONE 369 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,610 SMALL HOLE IN THE CONDOM AWAY 370 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:50,155 FROM HAVING OUR LIVES 371 00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:50,155 TOTALLY DESTROYED. 372 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,240 (sighs) 373 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,743 CHLOE, I GOT SOME PRETTY SERIOUS 374 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,743 SOUL SEARCHING TO DO. 375 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,788 I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE 376 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,788 TO TAKE THIS BENDER SOLO. 377 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,749 YOU GOTTA FOLLOW THE BENDER. 378 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,749 I UNDERSTAND. 379 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:05,670 IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE TRUDGING 380 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:05,670 DOWN A QUIET HAMPTONS ROAD... 381 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,464 ALONE. 382 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:10,675 (continues snoring) 383 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,052 WAKE UP, BITCH. 384 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,263 (birds chirping) 385 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:35,158 I JUST WORRY ABOUT YOUR ARCHES 386 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:35,158 IN THOSE SHOES. 387 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,915 (door opens and closes) 388 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:41,915 PERFECT. 389 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,500 SO I JUST MET WILLOUGHBY. 390 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:44,418 WHAT? 391 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,794 OH, MY GOD! 392 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,794 A WILLOUGHBY RIDDLE. 393 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,796 "ON THIS DAY OCCURRED 394 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,796 A LOVE MASSACRE, 395 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,258 "WHEN THE CLOCK STRUCK 396 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,258 A MANIC GAY ACTOR 397 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,926 WHO DOES NOT LIKE 398 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:52,926 TO WORK SUBTLE." 399 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,844 IT'S HIS NEW ADDRESS 400 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,844 OR SOMETHING. 401 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,804 (gasps) THE VALENTINE'S DAY 402 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:56,804 MASSACRE WAS FEBRUARY 14th. 403 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,306 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. 404 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,518 I'M INSTANTLY PICTURING 405 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,518 A GRANDFATHER CLOCK. OH! 406 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,811 WHO IS THAT ACTOR WHO I THOUGHT 407 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,811 WAS CLAYMATION? 408 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,813 OH! OH! OH! NATHAN LANE! 409 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,024 OH. 410 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,024 THAT'S IT! 411 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,024 214 GRANDFATHER LANE. 412 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,651 THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE ADDRESS 413 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,651 OF THE PARTY. WE'RE SO GOING. 414 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,695 OH, I'M SORRY. I CAN'T. 415 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,695 I HAVE TO GET UP SUPER EARLY. 416 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,449 I'M GOING TO GET, UH, 417 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,449 SCONES AT MAUDE'S. 418 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,825 THEY RUN OUT OF THE BLUE-- 419 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,869 MY LIST! 420 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,914 (spits) JUNE, YOU HAVE TO GO 421 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,914 WHERE THE BENDER TAKES YOU, 422 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,707 AND I AM TELLING YOU, 423 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,707 YOUR BENDER IS 424 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,667 TAKING YOU 425 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,667 TO WILLOUGHBY'S PARTY, 426 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,253 WHERE YOU WILL INTRODUCE ME 427 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,253 TO WILLOUGHBY, 428 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,046 AND I WILL MEET HIM 429 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,046 AND I WILL BANG HIM. 430 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,672 WELL, WHAT IF MY BENDER WAS 431 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,672 TAKING ME 432 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,925 TO DO A SUNSET TOUR 433 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,925 OF THE CRANBERRY BOGS? 434 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,303 UGH! YOU ARE 435 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,303 THE WORST BENDER-ER EVER. 436 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,554 YOU MIGHT AS WELL 437 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,554 HAVE JUST STAYED HOME 438 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,680 AND STARED AT YOUR PHONE 439 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,680 ON THE COFFEE TABLE. 440 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,475 (beep) 441 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,475 NO ONE'S CALLED 442 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,475 SINCE AUNT NANCY. 443 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,684 EXACTLY. SO RELAX. 444 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,684 COME ON. 445 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,313 THERE IS A FABULOUS PARTY 446 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,313 WITH OUR NAMES ON IT. 447 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,689 I'M SURE YOU COULD BORROW 448 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,689 SOMETHING TO WEAR OF KATARINA'S. 449 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,733 I KNOW. 450 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,733 SOMETHING WITH A CROTCH. 451 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,778 CHLOE ASKED ME 452 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,778 TO LOOK AFTER JAMES. 453 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,822 SHE DEPUTIZED ME... 454 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,700 WITH HER EYES, 455 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,700 NOT WITH HER WORDS. 456 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,077 (horn honks) 457 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,371 YEAH! PASS ME! 458 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,371 LOOK AT YOU GO! 459 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:07,167 YOU'RE AN ASIAN-AMERICAN 460 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:07,167 DRIVING POORLY, 461 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:11,712 AND I'M AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN 462 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:11,712 SITTING IN THE BACK OF THE BUS, 463 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,089 BOTH CHASING 464 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,008 A DISTANT WHITE MAN. 465 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,008 (high-pitched squeak) 466 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:18,928 THIS IS NOT WHY MY MOTHER 467 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:18,928 MARCHED ON WASHINGTON. 468 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:22,723 OH, SWEET FREEDOM, 469 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:22,723 WHERE IS JAMES? 470 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,393 (grunts) 471 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,772 COFFEE GUY? 472 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,772 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 473 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,566 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 474 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,734 WELL, I HEARD 475 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,734 A-A HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAK. 476 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,278 I THOUGHT A LITTLE GIRL 477 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,278 WAS IN TROUBLE. 478 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,781 IT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND JENNIFER. 479 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,826 SHE BROKE UP WITH ME AGAIN, 480 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,826 THIS TIME FOR GOOD. 481 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,786 SHE THOUGHT I WAS GONNA 482 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,786 PROPOSE TO HER THIS WEEKEND, 483 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,997 SO SHE KEPT LOOKING 484 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,997 FOR AN ENGAGEMENT RING 485 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,165 IN EVERYTHING I HANDED HER. 486 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,834 SHE TORE APART A PINECONE 487 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,834 WITH HER BARE HANDS. 488 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,252 (Luther) JAMES! 489 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,629 JAMES! 490 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:53,754 I SEE YOU'RE ON A BENDER. 491 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,798 I, TOO, AM TRYING 492 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:55,798 TO DRINK MY PAIN AWAY. 493 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,842 I THOUGHT I WANTED TO DO 494 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,842 THE LONELY BENDER, 495 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,845 BUT THE QUIET 496 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,845 JUST MAKES IT WORSE. 497 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:01,971 (Luther) JAMES! 498 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,391 MY LONELY ROAD 499 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,391 HAS BROUGHT ME TO YOU. 500 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,185 I THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE 501 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,185 BENDER BUDDIES. 502 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,063 (clink) 503 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,814 (Luther, singsongy) 504 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,814 I HAVE COOKIES! 505 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,483 (blows nose) 506 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:16,027 EXCUSE ME. POLLEN. 507 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,614 (woman) ♪ OH ♪ 508 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,075 GOD, PUT THAT PIE AWAY. 509 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,075 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 510 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,452 IT'S MY HOST GIFT. 511 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,452 EVERY TIME YOU TRY 512 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,871 TO SLAP IT OUT OF MY HANDS, 513 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,871 IT ONLY MAKES ME GRIP IT HARDER. 514 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,956 OKAY, WHERE'S WILLOUGHBY? 515 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,956 I WANT TO FIND HIM 516 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,417 AND SEX HIM 517 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,417 AND THEN HAVE A MARTINI. 518 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,793 OH, I JUST HAD 519 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,793 ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS 520 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,504 WHERE I REALIZE 521 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,504 WHAT A GREAT GIRL I AM. 522 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:37,173 WOW! THIS HOUSE IS AMAZING! 523 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,799 AND I LOVE THIS DRESS 524 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,799 OF KATARINA'S. 525 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:42,011 IT'S TIGHT, BUT I GET IT. 526 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:42,011 IT EVEN HAS A COOL PHONE POCKET. 527 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,055 OH, MY GOD! 528 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,055 KATARINA'S PILL POCKET! 529 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,973 A LOT OF GOOD TIMES 530 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,973 IN THAT POCKET. 531 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:46,807 A LOT OF MEMORIES. 532 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,810 OH, NO. OH, NO. 533 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,810 THERE'S NO BARS. 534 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:51,688 THERE'S NO SIGNAL. 535 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,398 KATARINA SHOULD'VE USED 536 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,398 THAT POCKET 537 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,815 FOR SOME BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. 538 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,984 HA HA HA HA! THAT'S HILARIOUS! 539 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,613 I'M GONNA TEXT HER THAT 540 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,613 RIGHT NOW. 541 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,822 (indistinct conversations 542 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,822 in distance) 543 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,283 BOO. 544 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,284 WILLOUGHBY. 545 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,994 'TIS I, JUNE. 546 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,994 'TIS WILLOUGHBY. 547 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,204 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE? 548 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,830 I ACTUALLY HATE PARTIES. 549 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,541 I JUST LIKE 550 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,541 TO FIND A DARK CORNER 551 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,210 AND WATCH ALL THE PUPPETS DANCE 552 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,210 FROM AFAR. 553 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,420 IS THAT A PIE? 554 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,256 OH. YES! 555 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,256 THIS IS FOR YOU. 556 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,007 YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE 557 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,007 HAVE BEEN TO MY PARTIES 558 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,008 OVER THE YEARS? 559 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,010 5,342. 560 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,845 YOU WANNA KNOW 561 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,845 HOW I KNOW THAT? 562 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,432 IT'S THIS ANTIQUE CLICKER. 563 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,432 (click) 564 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,517 YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE 565 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,517 EVER BROUGHT ME A PIE? 566 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,727 ZERO. 567 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,688 GO DOWNSTAIRS 568 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,688 AND GET US TWO PASTRY FORKS. 569 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,316 I'VE GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT 570 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,316 I NEED TO SAY. 571 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,319 (dance music playing) 572 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,322 EXCUSE ME. CAN I HAVE 573 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,322 YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 574 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,948 (raises voice) EXCUSE ME! 575 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,866 (normal voice) EXCUSE ME. 576 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,076 (plays notes) 577 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,076 ZING! 578 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,372 I... AM WILLOUGHBY! 579 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,707 (guests gasp) 580 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,875 BERNARD, WHAT THE HELL 581 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,875 ARE YOU DOING?! 582 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,085 YOU'RE NOT WILLOUGHBY! 583 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,920 CHLOE, WHAT ARE 584 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,920 YOU TALKING ABOUT? 585 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,046 THAT IS WILLOUGHBY. 586 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,091 NO, THAT'S BERNARD, 587 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,091 MY HUSBAND. 588 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,135 (guests murmur) 589 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,135 (door slams) 590 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,056 WHAT DO YOU MEAN 591 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,056 HE'S YOUR HUSBAND? 592 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,892 I MEAN HE'S MY HUSBAND. 593 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,892 WE GOT MARRIED 594 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,187 AT A WEDDING PARTY 595 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,187 WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO NEW YORK. 596 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,565 HA HA! THIS PARTY IS AWESOME! 597 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,693 PEOPLE ARE 598 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,693 GETTING MARRIED UPSTAIRS. 599 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,528 WE SHOULD 600 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,528 TOTALLY GET MARRIED. 601 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,697 OH, MY GOD! I THOUGHT 602 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,697 YOU WERE GAY! OKAY! 603 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,198 (cheering) 604 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,907 I MET HIM THAT NIGHT 605 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,907 AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE. 606 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,910 HONESTLY, I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD. 607 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,910 I SAW SOME NEWS REPORT 608 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,579 ABOUT A SKINNY GUY 609 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,579 WHO GOT HIT BY A GARBAGE TRUCK, 610 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,081 AND I FIGURED, WELP, 611 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:34,081 I'M A WIDOW NOW. 612 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,166 HELLO, WIFE. 613 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,626 (Chloe scoffs) 614 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,085 I STILL THINK 615 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,085 OF YOU DAILY. 616 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,713 BERNARD, WHAT THE HELL 617 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,713 ARE YOU DOING? 618 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:40,963 YOU'RE NOT WILLOUGHBY. 619 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,591 I THOUGHT WILLOUGHBY WAS 620 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,591 A COSMOPOLITAN MAN OF MYSTERY. 621 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,925 IT'S JUST YOU? 622 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,511 EXACTLY. JUST ME, 623 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,847 BERNARD KOPPELMAN, 624 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,847 A FORMER FAT TEENAGER 625 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,724 WHO STILL SWIMS 626 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,724 WITH HIS T-SHIRT ON. 627 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:54,935 THANK YOU, JUNE, FOR EXPLODING 628 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:54,935 THIS PRISON OF MY OWN CREATION. 629 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,647 I-I HAVE 630 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,647 A-A-A LOT OF QUESTIONS, 631 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,940 BUT RIGHT NOW, I WAS GONNA ASK 632 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,940 YOU, MAY I BORROW YOUR LAPTOP? 633 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,193 I NEED TO ACCESS MY VOICEMAIL 634 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,193 OVER THE INTERNET. 635 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,112 YEAH, I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER. 636 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,112 THEY'RE DISGUSTING. 637 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,947 BUT I DO HAVE A VINTAGE 638 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,947 TYPEWRITER COLLECTION 639 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,658 IN CASE YOU WANT 640 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,658 TO COMPOSE A SONNET. 641 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,993 (cries) 642 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,871 (basketball thuds) 643 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,914 OKAY. 644 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,958 OH! YOU GOT THE SUNGLASSES. 645 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,958 THAT'S A FOUL. 646 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,126 MY BAD. I-- 647 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,046 STEAL. 648 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,965 (bottles clatter) 649 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,968 "DANCING WITH THE STARS" IS 650 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,968 HAUNTING ME. 651 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,970 YOU SEE, I PRACTICED, 652 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,223 I WAS--I WAS--I WAS... 653 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,475 READY. 654 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,561 I DIDN'T GET 655 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,561 A CHANCE TO DO IT. 656 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,187 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE? 657 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,147 YOU HAVE PERFORMANCE 658 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,147 SQUELCHINGS, BROTHER. 659 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,818 I MEAN, YOU'RE TRAPPED 660 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,818 IN A BAG WITH MEMORY CATS. 661 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,904 YOU GOTTA PUNCH YOUR WAY 662 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,904 OUT OF IT. 663 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,072 I HAD A... 664 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,158 I HAD A CHANCE TO DAZZLE, 665 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,158 YOU KNOW, AND... 666 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,993 IT GOT TAKEN AWAY FROM ME. 667 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,036 WHO CARES, MAN? 668 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,163 MAKE YOUR OWN OPPORTUNITY, 669 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,163 JAMES. 670 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,917 YOU WANT TO DANCE, 671 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,917 THEN DANCE. 672 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,086 WE JUST GOTTA FIND YOU 673 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,086 A FLOOR. 674 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,212 OW! DUDE! 675 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,172 CHLOE JUST TEXTED ME 676 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,172 WILLOUGHBY'S ADDRESS. 677 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,800 WILLOUGHBY HAS A FLOOR. 678 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,385 YEAH! YEAH! 679 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,011 WHOA! 680 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,012 SO CLOSE. 681 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,181 SO CLOSE. 682 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,644 (dance music playing) 683 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,020 I WENT UP ON THE ROOF WITH 684 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,020 WILLOUGHBY 685 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,940 AND GOT A SIGNAL. 686 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,940 NO MESSAGES. 687 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,275 ALSO, HE SAID THAT 688 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,275 YOUR MARRIAGE WASN'T LEGAL. 689 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,319 THE PRIEST WAS SOME CLUB KID 690 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,319 NAMED STINKLORD 691 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,029 WHO HAD A TATTOO 692 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,029 OF A CROSS ON HIS NECK. 693 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,115 (ice rattles) 694 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,742 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 695 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,036 WILLOUGHBY WAS ONE OF THE LAST 696 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,036 NEW EXPERIENCES I HAD LEFT, 697 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,039 AND IT TURNS OUT I MARRIED HIM 698 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,039 SIX YEARS AGO. 699 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,043 THERE ARE NO NEW MOUNTAINS 700 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,043 TO CLIMB, JUNE. 701 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,504 I'VE SEEN IT ALL. 702 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,132 (sighs deeply) 703 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,132 EXCEPT MAYBE THIS. 704 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,260 (Joss Stone's "Put Your Hands 705 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,260 on Me Baby" playing) 706 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:55,306 ♪ I GUESS I'M PICKY WITH LOVE ♪ 707 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:59,018 ♪ WELL, BABY, I GIVE UP, 708 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:59,018 IT'S YOU I CHOOSE ♪ 709 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:03,105 ♪ AND DON'T KEEP ME WAITING ♪ 710 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:07,067 ♪ THIS GIRL'S GOT THINGS 711 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:07,067 SHE NEEDS TO DO ♪ 712 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,069 ♪ OH, IF I WAS BLIND ♪ 713 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,322 ♪ YOU'D HELP ME SEE ♪ 714 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,573 ♪ ME SEE ♪ 715 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,325 WHOO-HOO! 716 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,325 ♪ IF I LOST MY MIND... ♪ 717 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,536 UHH! 718 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,536 YEAH! YOU DID IT, BRAH! 719 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,078 I DID IT, BRAH. 720 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,080 WHERE'S CHLOE? 721 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,080 DID SHE SEE MY DANCE? 722 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,917 YEAH. 723 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,917 SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 724 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,377 CHLOE? 725 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,965 (June) POOR THING. 726 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,717 WHERE DOES SHE GO FROM HERE? 727 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,093 I MEAN, WHEN THE PARTY GIRL 728 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,093 HAS BEEN TO EVERY PARTY, 729 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,304 WHAT'S NEXT FOR HER? 730 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,765 GOOD LORD, JUNE, YOU'RE, 731 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,765 LIKE, OBSESSED WITH HER. 732 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,519 WHERE IS SHE GOING? 733 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,519 SHE SHOULDN'T BE ALONE. 734 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,812 (James) LEAVE HER BE, JUNE. 735 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,189 NO! SHE NEEDS HER FRIENDS. 736 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,189 (brakes squeal) 737 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,026 CHLOE! 738 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,193 CHLOE! 739 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,821 IT'S OKAY! 740 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,489 IT'S OKAY! 741 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,158 HI. I'M HAVING SEX. 742 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,158 GIVE ME 15 MINUTES. 743 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,869 (man grunts) 744 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,869 (door slams) 745 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,335 (Chloe giggles) 746 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,378 HI! 747 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,422 CHLOE, 748 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,422 WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 749 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,506 OH, EVERY YEAR 750 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,506 WHEN I'M IN THE HAMPTONS, 751 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,383 I HAVE SEX IN THE BUSHES 752 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,383 WITH LENNY KRAVITZ. 753 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,760 HE TEXTED ME EARLIER. 754 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,428 I DON'T KNOW WHY 755 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,428 YOU KEEP COMPLAINING 756 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,931 ABOUT YOUR CELL PHONE SERVICE, 757 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,931 'CAUSE MINE'S FINE. 758 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,058 SO YOU'RE OKAY 759 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,058 WITH ALL OF THIS? 760 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,727 WELL, WHEN I WAS HAVING SEX 761 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,727 WITH LENNY, I WAS THINKING, 762 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,771 I'VE HAD SEX WITH HIM 763 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,771 FOR FIVE YEARS IN A ROW, 764 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,146 AND IT'S STILL GREAT. 765 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,067 JUST BECAUSE I'VE DONE IT BEFORE 766 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,067 DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT AWESOME. 767 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,944 (laughs) 768 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,319 SHE'S A PARTY GIRL, JUNE. 769 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,530 WE LOST A LOT OF GOOD 770 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,530 PARTY GIRLS ALONG THE WAY. 771 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,198 WE'RE NOT GONNA LOSE 772 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,198 THIS ONE. 773 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,367 AAH! DON'T GET ALL 774 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,367 SENTIMENTAL ON ME, JAMES. 775 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,411 PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. 776 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,411 YOU WANT TO SHOW ME YOU CARE, 777 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,162 BUY ME AN ISLAND. 778 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,162 (cell phone alert chimes) 779 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,164 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 780 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,166 (chime) 781 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,166 OH, THAT IS 782 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,166 A VOICEMAIL NOISE. 783 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,045 THAT IS A VOICEMAIL NOISE. 784 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,045 (keypad beeps) 785 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,379 OH, NO! 786 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:51,965 IT'S HARKIN FINANCIAL. 787 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,340 THEY WANT ME TO COME IN 788 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,340 FOR A JOB INTERVIEW 789 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,342 FIRST THING 790 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,342 TOMORROW MORNING! 791 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,553 ROBIN, WILL YOU TAKE JUNE 792 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,553 BACK TO THE CITY? 793 00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,056 DEPUTIZED! 794 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,349 WAIT. REALLY? 795 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,349 YOU'RE OKAY WITH ME LEAVING? 796 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,349 (car door opens and closes) 797 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,559 INTERRUPTING THE BENDER? 798 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,559 (engine starts) 799 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,352 YOU GOTTA GO WHERE 800 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,352 THE BENDER TAKES YOU, JUNE. 801 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,022 IF THIS IS WHERE YOUR BENDER IS 802 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,022 TAKING YOU, THEN SO BE IT. 803 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,900 THIS JOB INTERVIEW IS YOUR 804 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,900 LENNY KRAVITZ. NOW GO BANG IT. 805 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,485 (chuckles) 806 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,195 AAH! YOU PEOPLE HOLD 807 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,195 YOURSELF TOGETHER. 808 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,406 IT'S NOT LIKE 809 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,406 I'M DYING OF LEUKEMIA. 810 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,492 (slurred voice) ONE DAY, 811 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,492 I'M GONNA TELL JUNE 812 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,243 THAT SHE'S AMAZING 813 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,663 AND PRETTY 814 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,663 AND I WANT TO TOUCH HER HAIR 815 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,582 AND I WANT TO KISS HER 816 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,582 ON HER TONGUE DOORS. 817 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,292 YOU MEAN HER MOUTH? 818 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,087 OH, YEAH. 819 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,087 I COULDN'T THINK OF THE WORD. 820 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,214 MAKE YOUR OWN OPPORTUNITY. 821 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,424 YOU TELL JUNE HOW YOU FEEL. 822 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,218 I'M GONNA WRITE A MOVIE 823 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,218 THAT I DIRECT AND STAR IN. 824 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,595 LET'S DO IT! 825 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,389 YEAH! FUTURE IS NOW! 826 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,516 NOW! 827 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:44,934 (clink) 828 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,813 (James and Mark gulping) 829 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:49,939 MM. 830 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:52,066 (birds chirping) 831 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,234 (snoring) 832 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,445 (toy rattles) 833 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,156 OH! 834 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:58,156 (rabbit squeaks) 835 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,950 OHH. 836 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,870 WHAT THE HELL? 837 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,870 HOW DO YOU LOOK SO FRESH? 838 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,496 I'M A CELEBRITY. 839 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,248 OH, NO. DID I SAY ANYTHING 840 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,248 TO JUNE LAST NIGHT? 841 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,834 OH, YEAH. (laughs) 842 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,293 YOU SAID A LOT 843 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,293 OF THINGS TO JUNE LAST NIGHT. 844 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,255 I COULD EAT, LIKE, EIGHT 845 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:15,255 STRING CHEESES IN A ROW. 846 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,424 YOU EVER SEEN 847 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,424 THAT MOVIE "RAT RACE"? 848 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:21,303 IT'S LIKE THIS SIDE OF MY FACE 849 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:21,303 BUT THEN THIS SIDE OF MY FACE... 850 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,262 TOENAILS. 851 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,514 UGH. 852 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,183 I WROTE THE SCRIPT 853 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,183 LAST NIGHT. 854 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,266 WHAT? 855 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,351 "DANCING WITH THE STARS" IS 856 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,728 THE GREATEST THING 857 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,728 TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME 858 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,730 BECAUSE IT FORCED ME TO 859 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,730 MAKE MY OWN OPPORTUNITIES. 860 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,899 I'M GONNA MAKE THIS MOVIE. 861 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,775 IT'S CALLED "FINGERED." 862 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,486 IT'S A COP DRAMA. LUTHER 863 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:37,486 READ IT, SAID IT'S AMAZING. 864 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:38,946 (Luther) IT'S AMAZING. 865 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,157 NOW DON'T WASH IT 866 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,157 TILL THURSDAY 867 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:44,577 AND DON'T BLOW-DRY IT ON HIGH 868 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:44,577 EVER... 869 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,286 EVER AGAIN. 870 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,122 BLESS YOU. (giggles) 871 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,707 BEFORE WE LEAVE, 872 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,707 I WANT TO STEAL 873 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,584 ONE OF P. DIDDY'S 874 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,584 WHITE LAWN JOCKEYS. 875 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,335 I DO IT EVERY YEAR. 876 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,335 IT'S TONS OF FUN. 877 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,335 (door opens and closes) 878 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,921 GOOD AFTERNOON, ALL. 879 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:59,508 SAY HELLO TO HARKIN FINANCIAL'S 880 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:59,508 NEWEST JUNIOR ANALYST. 881 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,801 I GOT THE JOB! 882 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,302 WHOO! YEAH! 883 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,470 (Robin) YAY! 884 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:03,470 CONGRATULATIONS, JUNE! 885 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,599 AND I GOT THE CAR WASHED. 886 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,517 (under breath) 887 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,517 CONGRATULATIONS, ROBIN. 888 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,394 (normal voice) YAY! 889 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,520 YAY. (chuckles) 890 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,313 SO WHY DID YOU COME BACK? 891 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,315 I WANTED TO CELEBRATE 892 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,315 WITH MY FRIENDS, 893 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,027 AND I BROUGHT EVERYBODY SCONES 894 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,027 FROM MAUDE'S. 895 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,486 OOH! DELISH! 896 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,198 THAT'LL GO PERFECTLY 897 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,198 WITH MY KAHLUA AND CREAM. 898 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,365 OOH! 899 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,784 I MADE IT FROM 900 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,784 KATARINA'S BREAST MILK. 901 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,410 IT'S SUPER SMOOTH. 902 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,788 YOU JUST DRANK MILK MADE 903 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,788 FROM BOOBIES. 53376

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