All language subtitles for Yosemite 2015 1080p WEBRip x264-LAMA

[music playing]

NEWSCASTER (ON RADIO):
Mountain lions, one

of North America's most
powerful predators,

are making their presence known
again after decades of hunting

brought them to near extinction.

A number of recent
clashes with humans

is causing concern about the
return of the large cats.

Reporter Penelope Clark
went out with the team

of wildlife biologist
from Stanford University

tracking mountain lions
in northern California.

CLARK (ON RADIO): When Brendan
Dugan, a field biologist

with Stanford University,
tracks mountain lions,

his first step is to unleash
two specially trained bluetick

coonhounds.

[dogs barking]

DUGAN (ON RADIO): Cougars prowl
almost invisibly around here

but if tracking
conditions are good...

Like after a light snowfall
or something... and a dog

picks up a fresh scent,
can usually find one.

CLARK (ON RADIO): After a few
hours, the dogs discover a cat

and give chase.

DUGAN (ON RADIO): There we go.

They got them caught up
in a tree up there, see?

He's way up there,
but they're actually

able to jump about 20 feet.

Hey, put your seat belt on.

I know.

I was just picking this up.

CLARK (ON RADIO): Dugan removes
a rifle from his pack and loads

it in the dark to save the lion.

It's my bible.

CLARK (ON RADIO): He aims.

DUGAN (ON RADIO): Five,
four, three, two, one.

[shooting sound]

CLARK (ON RADIO): The
dart hits the animal...

[music plaing]

[humming]

What's the medallion?

That's um... for my birthday.

For my sobriety birthday.

Well... what's that mean?

Meaning, how many years
I haven't had a drink.

They say... and after
you get sober...

The number of years you have
sober is your maturity level.

So I'm six years old.

You're older than I am.

Sorry.

It's all right.

There's toothpaste in my bag.

You're going to ruin your
gums brushing like that.

Why?

Here, let me get it.

All right.

You want to go down, start at
the gums, and go down, see?

And then at the
bottom, you go up.

Start at the gum line,
go down... down strokes.

Yup.

Away from the gums.

PHIL: Hey, eat your pancakes.

It'll give you
energy for the hike.

Alex only ate half
his french toast.

Well, he's smaller.

Can we go down the waterfall?

No, stupid.

We'd die.

Look, you can't go
down the waterfall.

It's very big, very
powerful, and there's

rocks at the bottom.

And every once in
a while somebody

gets trapped in the
current at the top

and they do go over the side.

ALEX: And they die?

PHIL: Yup.

ALEX: I don't want to die.

Everyone dies.

ALEX: I'm not going to.

You're going to freaking die.

You can go down the
waterfall and die.

WAITRESS: All done here, guys?

PHIL: Yeah.

Listen, neither of you is going
to die for a very long time.

And when do, you don't
have to go to Yosemite, OK?

When you die, you can
go wherever you want.

Roundtable?

You want to go to
Roundtable Pizza?

Come on, guys.

[rushing water]

Chris, be careful.

Wait for me.

[singing]

ALEX: Chris, wait up.

Wait up.

Get off me.

PHIL: Hey!

What are you doing?

He pushed me first.

ALEX: Did not.

PHIL: Hey.

I told you to look after him.

He did it first.

Are you OK?

You OK?

[crying]

PHIL: Come on.

Come on, Chris.

Water?

Sure.

I'm going to go explore.

PHIL: It's been a
long [inaudible].

There you go.

You gotta be careful.

All right, find
me a small stick.

Can you find one?

There, there, there.

There.

CHRIS (VOICEOVER): Dear
God, I know I have sinned.

Sometimes I just wish
my brother didn't exist.

I... I hope that I do
something good before I die.

Amen.

PHIL: OK, try that one.

Help me build my little house.

Dad, that's not the way we came.

All right, let's...
We'll go this way.

It'll be faster.

ALEX: It's not the right way.

You guys wait here.

Go with your brother.

Let's go.

Come on.

Come on.

PHIL: [singing]

ALEX: [crying]

It's OK.

It's OK.

PHIL: [singing]

All right.

We are dirty boys, so we're
all going to take showers, OK?

Who wants to be first?

Can we call Mom?

It's too late to call Mom, OK?

Are you going to
call the police?

We can call the
rangers after we eat.

OK.

I'll call now.

[phone dialing]

PHIL: Hi, may I have the
ranger station please?

Thanks.

Hi.

I'm a guest over at
the uh... Ahwahnee.

Um, I was walking
with my boys um,

near Mirror Lake
earlier today and we

came across a burning pile.

There was a skeleton.

Just ribcage and feet.

Mm-hmm.

We're in 707.

Peterson.

Thank you very much.

Have a good night.

It sounds like it was a bear.

It was human.

The rangers said
it was a bear that

was getting too friendly
because people were feeding it

so they had to shoot it.

If it was getting friendly,
then why did they shoot it?

PHIL: Because bears and
people have different ways

of being friendly.

Now come on.

Who's going to take
the first shower... you?

VOICEOVER (ON TV):
Waiting for you to call.

I am a hunter, you are the prey.

Let me wrap my body
around you and tell

I'm hungry and thirsty.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

[tv turning off]

So you guys know
how babies are made?

I think so.

Yeah?

How?

The man and the woman get
naked in the bath together.

Who told you that?

My friend Nicole.

Well, Nicole's wrong.

You do get naked, but you don't
have to get into the bath.

Usually you do it in the bed.

Why?

It's more comfortable there.

Why are they naked?

They're naked
because the man needs

to put his penis in
the woman's vagina.

What?

That's gross.

[laughter]

I know.

Well it's not gross if
you love each other.

You and Mom?

Yeah, that's how
we made you guys.

Do you still do it?

No.

But we still love each
other in our own way.

That's not what Mom says.

Now do it from the
gum and go down.

Yeah, just like that.

There you go.

Down, down, near the
bottom... do the bottom one.

Yup.

All right.

You done?

Spit.

Wash that out.

There you go.

OK, come on.

There you go.

[snoring]

[fire crackling]

Mooshoo, mooshoo, mooshoo, moo...

PHIL: Alex, come on.

Stop.

[radio]

SHOPKEEPER: Thank you, Jasmine.

Hello.

Hey, Lindsay.

LINSDAY: How you doing?

SHOPKEEPER: Good, thanks.

Hello.

How's it going?

SHOPKEEPER: Empty
your pockets, son.

Why?

Why, you got something to hide?

No.

Then empty your pockets.

Give me.

Come on.

Other one.

Hey!

Well.

It's mine.

This is not yours
until you pay for it.

I swear it's true.

My mom bought it for
me the other day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come with me.

I swear, the Chinese
man was working.

Just... Chinese, yeah.

Stand over there and don't move.

What's your phone number?

Why?

I'm going to call your mom
and tell her what you did.

Come on.

I'm calling your mom.

What's the number?

It's all right, man.

I'll pay for it.

You two know each other?

No, it's just a piece
of gum, you know?

And you're going to
teach him that it's

OK to pay to get
out of jail, huh?

60 cents.

Thank you.

SHOPKEEPER: But let me
tell you, I never want

to see you in my store again.

You understand?

That guy sucked.

He was really mean.

You don't need his
stupid store, you know?

I have... I have plenty
of comics at home.

Where do you live?

Near the high school.

I'm not walk allowed to
walk past down this street.

Well you... come over and
I'll drive you home after.

Come on.

[loud music on radio]

My comics are on the shelf
if you want to check them out.

You want to read out loud?

No.

Let me see.

"Good evening Mr.
And Mrs. Pollard.

Did you enjoy the show? " " Who
could enjoy anything these days

with that menace
ruining our great city?"

"What menace, Mrs. Pollard?"
"Haven't you read the paper?

Here... have a look.

That wretched, slithering
Night Crimson, that's who."

"But what can they have
against Night Crimson, sir?

He's a hero."

You want to try that one?

"Wonder if he will allow
our youngsters to mimic his

venomous ways."

"You must find a way to prevent
that dangerous creature from

taking the law into his own
hands." "Please don't let it... "

"Don't let it ruin... "

"Ruin the rest of your
evening, Mr. and Mrs. Pollard."

Very good.

"And do, a lonely
doorman sits and waits

with the fate of
society in his hands.

What will Night
Crimson do next?"

TEACHER: We have 3/4 plus 1/2.

They have different
demoninators... 4 and 2.

So what are you going to do?

First thing, find the
common denominator

by finding the common multiple.

So you take 2 and you
add, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12...

And multiples of 2.

And multiples of 4.

4, 8, 12, 16.

And then we notice that
the smallest on is 4.

So you circle the 4
and circle the 4 again.

So we're going to try to
get our denominators to 4.

When we look at 3/4 and
we're moving to step two,

you have common denominators.

If you look at 3/4, that already
has 4 different denominators.

Ow!

TEACHER: We don't
want to change that.

So if we multiply
by one on the bottom

and we do the same
thing at the top...

Because whatever
we do at the bottom

we have to do the top because
the fraction stays the same...

We'll end up with 3/4 plus 1/2.

Now how are we going to get
the 2 to be a 4 on the bottom?

Ow!

Joe, what's going on?

He's bothering me.

He started it.

TEACHER: All right, both
of you... outside right now.

The rest of you, please
continue copying the steps down.

You two are not going to be
able to sit next to each other

and I don't want you
talking to each other...

But he started it.

Until you learn to be
respectful towards each other.

Now apologize.

I'm sorry, Joe.

MALE CHARACTER (ON
TV): I'm confused.

You said you talked to Jodi and
then two minutes later Palmer

cancelled the wedding.

What's going on?

FEMALE CHARACTER (ON TV): She
loved James and the rest of us

are just left to
pick up the pieces.

MALE CHARACTER (ON TV):
Kate, I want to help you.

Please talk to me.

FEMALE CHARACTER (ON
TV): Palmer lied...

[phone ringing]

FEMALE CHARACTER
(ON TV): You have

to tell her what really
happened between us.

MALE CHARACTER (ON TV):
And now she's with Brad?

[phone ringing]

FEMALE CHARACTER (ON TV): Before
he took off for Rome... yes.

[phone ringing]

FEMALE CHARACTER (ON
TV): Brad and Jodi

were destined to be together...

Hello?

She's not here right now.

She's at an
engineering conference.

I'm taking care
of Joe this week.

What did Joe do?

I see.

I'll let them know.

Bitch.

Who was that?

It was Ted's mom.

She says she doesn't want
you playing at their house

anymore because of what
happened at school today.

What did you do?

Nothing.

Are you sure?

Joe.

Mind your own business.

FEMALE CHARACTER (ON TV):
I'm not isolating myself.

I just need... I need
room to grow and...

TEACHER: Our study of
the United States history

today takes the sad turn.

We're going to focus on the
story of Native American tribe,

the Cherokee.

We know that there were
people living in the United

States... what became
the United States...

Before the Europeans
managed to sail

their way across the Atlantic.

And for the most
part, the new folks

got along with the old folks.

However, the Indians still
slowly lost more and more land.

[train passing]

[train whistle]

[train whistle]

[door bell]

Hey.

Hey.

You walked all the way here?

So I just followed the train
tracks to the high school.

You want a soda, buddy?

Yeah.

Can I pick a comic?

Sure.

I hope you're careful
on the way over here.

Yeah.

I don't want you getting hurt.

Yeah my dad told me
that when he was little,

a woman got hit by a train.

But instead of bouncing off
and lying there in one piece,

she exploded.

That's terrible

Yeah.

Your dad is probably
trying to tell you

he doesn't want you walking
on the train tracks.

Yeah.

He doesn't live at home anymore.

Where does he live?

In Sunnyvale.

"Ow, my eyes.

What's happening to me?"
"Give me your infrared vision,

Night Crimson, and I will leave
you to shed your reptilian

skin. " " Never.

I'm here to relieve
you of your duties.

Major Rider." "Never."
"The nuclear reactor!

No!"

OK.

You can be Bobby.

"Help!

My dad is growing
a second head."

"I'll save you!

Oh!

The nuclear radiation!"

Get off.

Get off of me.

Sorry.

It's getting late.

I should probably go.

Yeah, it's getting
pretty late, huh?

JOE: Mm-hmm.

Bye, Henry.

All right Joe, see you.

I'll see you tonight.

Bye.

Why are you smiling?

No reason.

Ew.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

What is it?

Stop playing with it.

Stop it!

Come here, you're bleeding.

VOICEOVER (ON TV): Phone makers
claim that a mobile phone is

in your future.

If you don't have one now, you
will within the next decade.

[car honking]

VOICEOVER (ON TV): Although
they currently cost up

towards $3,000,

I'll be back in a few minutes.

VOICEOVER (ON TV): New
cellular technology

is driving prices down to
something more affordable.

Among users in the Bay Area
are an airport shuttle service

and private detective Tom Beck.

VOICEOVER (ON TV):
When you're trying

to find quarters all the time...

VOICEOVER (ON TV):
6-year-old Justin Mellan...

100 stiches and
all... is the latest

victim in California's
ongoing confrontation, man

against nature.

In this case, boy
against mountain lion.

VOICEOVER (ON TV):
Park officials

say there may be 25 to 30 of
the animals in the area that

at a one time was a
vast range and is now

just five miles from
housing developments.

VOICEOVER (ON TV): They're
getting more used to people

and they're not
as scared of them.

(WHISPERING) Dear god, I walked
on the rocks for you today.

I hope you're taking
good care of Don

so when I die I
can see him again.

I miss him a lot.

Good night.

[whimpering]

TEACHER: So in making our
observations of our classroom

to terrariums, I want
you to keep in mind

that there are many habitats.

That they have features that
will interact with each other.

And we're looking at
those interactions that

will have living and
not-living features,

and will also have
interactions between the plants

and the animals, and the
animals and the animals.

I am the devil?

TEACHER: So I want you to
make careful note thinking

about where shelter
could be in a habitat.

Ow!

Ow!

Oh my goodness!

[interposing voices]

Fight, fight, fight, fight.

TEACHER: Boys, stop.

Ted, Ted, Ted!

That's enough.

Enough, both of you.

That's enough.

[train whistle]

[train whistle]

[train whistle]

[train whistle]

[train passing]

Hey, Bud.

Hey.

Got your shoes off.

I'm thirsty.

Here, drink.

"Soon, so very soon I'll
have beaten you, Nigh Crimson,

at last. " " And after the
final transformation,

they must start over again...
Repeating the cycle."

You smell like cigarettes.

Is that a good smell?

Yeah.

Your soda.

How was school?

I got in trouble.

HENRY: Why?

My friend Ted.

HENRY: What about him?

He started playing
the game again.

What's the game?

It's not really a game.

What is it?

What do you do to each other?

You punch each other?

No.

[train whistle]

Does he kick you.

No.

[train whistle]

Does he pinch you?

Yeah.

And then you go like this,
and you pinch him here.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

And what you do back?

Same thing.

Well you know you don't have
to play that game with Ted

if you don't want to.

I don't want to.

"Before I annihilate
you Night Crimson,

I have to say I admire your
heart. " " Sorry to inform you,

Python, but I have no heart.

Only venom."

My dad used to read to me.

Oh yeah?

Well he lives in
Sunnyvale now, right?

He lived with me
before my brother died.

He got meningitis from
his kindergarten teach.

My mom always says my dad was
sleeping when he was supposed

to check on my little brother.

And that's how my
little brother died.

I'm really sorry
to hear that, Bud.

Shall we keep reading?

Yeah.

You want to be Night Crimson?

Sure.

"I will have my
revenge, Night Crimson."

"You're going to hiss your
very last breath at me, Python?

No sweat.

All is safe.

Hope no one found my uniform.

Nope, here it is."

"And within moments, incredible
Night Crimson regains his post

on east 85th street
as Andy Altman."

I wish I could be Andy Altman.

Then I could be Night Crimson
and I'd never have to die.

Well I'll call Andy if you want?

Sure.

You going to make
it home before dark?

Yeah.

Can I try your cigarette?

Maybe next time, Andy.

You're going to
come back, right?

Yeah.

I like it when you visit me.

Me too.

Here.

What's this?

It's flat from the train.

I don't want you getting in
trouble for crossing Alma.

I won't tell.

OK.

Bye.

See you, Joe.

TED'S MOM: Shrimp,
it's dinnertime.

Shrimp?

Coming.

[dial-up modem]

I had a bad dream.

What are you doing?

Talking to some
friends on the computer.

All the information comes
through the phone lines,

and it connects
everybody in the well,

and their computers
together, and we can talk.

It's pretty cool, huh?

Mm-hmm.

You and Joe not
been getting along?

No.

Why?

He doesn't want to
be friends anymore.

You know he's been going
through a hard time, right?

Does it seem that way?

It's going to be OK but you
gotta some sleep buddy, OK?

OK.

Let's go to bed.

I'll tuck you in.

Good night, Bud.

Good night, Dad.

Your mom said I
should walk you home.

I'm fine on my own.

He gets the ring and
becomes super powerful.

They call him the Gollum Devil
and he rules over everyone.

All the hobbits
become like Gollum.

Whoa, so they all become evil?

Yeah.

See you tomorrow.

OK.

See you.

Hey sweetie.

Did Chris walk you home today?

Have you seen Charlie?

Well, he's around
here somewhere.

Charlie.

Charlie.

Charlie.

(IN GOLLUM VOICE) I
am the Gollum Devil.

So did you guys see the
second Indiana Jones movie?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

[inaudible]

No, you're not getting
my heart, I'm sorry.

[inaudible]

I like the first one better.

Guys, do you want to
play football at recess?

KID: Sure.

It looks like superior.

Um, I've got science.

GIRL: I think I've
got science, too.

Your name shouldn't
be Joe Douglas,

it should be Joe Dickless.

[laughter]

Joe Dickless is scared shitless.

Hey, Dick Face, look at me.

KID: We're sorry Mr. Dick Face.

KID: I hope my mom
makes me better stuff.

I hate this.

Hey Daniel.

Hey.

Is this Ted?

Yeah.

RADIO: A mountain
lion was spotted

in broad daylight near the Palo
Alto Caltrain station today.

A number of domestic animals
have been reported missing.

Authorities have attempted
to capture the animals,

and so far have had no luck
shooting tranquilizer darts

at it and missing each attempt.

What a bunch of
incompetent idiots.

Listen, three times.

MAN: Those darts are tricky.

Ted's cat is missing.

Is he?

What does he looks like?

He's an orange tabby.

DANIEL: Yeah?

You going to put a poster up?

Not yet, I'm going to.

[video game sounds]

DANIEL: [inaudible] you see
this [inaudible], he was drunk.

MAN: My friend Ned shoots it.

And the panther falls
out of the tree.

You hear the crashing
and the branches... there

are splinters everywhere.

DANIEL: Then all of a sudden
the VC starts shooting us

and we shoot at them and I
should this kids in the bushes.

We go over and look at the body.

And we take his pants
off and this kid

has the hugest schlong I've
ever seen and it's like a snake.

And uh... I got a picture of
it, kneeling, holding that.

I made a couple of earrings
out of that foreskin.

MAN: And they dangle, right,
when you go like this?

Sick, man.

TEACHER: if you know that
there's no one from your family

picking you up, I want you
to walk with another person.

There's no need to panic,
everything will be fine.

The police are removing
the mountain lion

to its natural habitat.

Any questions?

Nicole?

Why did it come to Palo Alto?

That's a good question.

It came to Palo Alto because
the city has been spreading,

it's been moving into
the wilderness area.

And the mountain lion
needs a very large habitat.

It's come down and
spread into the suburbs

as we've moved into its area.

Yes?

What does the mountain
lion eat in Palo Alto?

From what I understand,
it's not really

coming into the
suburbs of Palo Alto

to eat, but to
really find water.

So I would like you to go
straight home, be safe,

and I will see you tomorrow.

Hilarious.

Oh my god.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

You want us to walk with you?

No, I think it's
safer to take the bus.

Ted's cat was killed
by the mountain lion.

Really?

Yeah.

That's crazy.

We should probably go.

OK.

Bye.

(WHISPERING) Do you
think he likes me?

[typing sounds]

Dad?

Did Charlie die?

Come here.

We don't know for sure
but most likely yes.

Check this out.

"Hello.

I am the ghost of a
cat named Charlie.

I have come here to contact
the ghost or other cats."

And now we wait.

Why don't you ever sleep?

I can't fall asleep.

You know why?

Why?

Go like this, go like that, and
then you go, I have insomnia.

I have insomnia.

It means I can't fall asleep.

[computer beep]

I am the ghost of Bean.

I died peacefully
in my sleep in 1983

and hope to see
Charlie in heaven.

Is Charlie's ghost real?

No, not really.

I guess not.

But a little real?

I think we should
play Cosmic Avengers.

You know we could play
poker and blackjack

because we're not going to get
a chance to actually play poker.

Where's Daniel?

He works at the
VA on Wednesdays.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah, he's here.

OK.

See you tonight.

Who was it?

My mom.

Alex is scared.

He's at the dance
studio with her.

You want to see something?

Lubricated for her pleasure?

Whoa.

Is it real?

Is it from Vietnam?

Take game fire.

Get in cover.

Taking every fire.

Hey look, it's Dickless.

What do you want?

What do you want?

Oh shit.

We're going to hunt
the mountain lion.

Unless you're too scared.

Yeah Dickless.

Scared?

Fuck off.

Get down.

Shit.

Someone's going to see us.

Stop.

OK.

Let's go.

Hmm.

That's what he'll do with Ted.

Hey.

No, he'll probably
do it with you, Chris.

Oh, yeah.

Funny.

Really?

Do you like wimps?

Here.

[play shooting sounds]
It's like whack-a-mole.

Yeah.

[play shooting sounds]

Boom boom boom!

Get down!

Pow!

Boom!

Come on, I'm wounded.

Let's go!

Pow pow pow!

Man down!

Man down!

Let's go, let's go!

[twigs snapping]

What was that?

There's nothing there?

Turn the safety off.

[gunshot]

Ow!

Oh, shit!

You OK?

[crying]

DANIEL: What the hell
were you thinking about?

We're going to go
to the hospital.

We're going to tell
them we took you hunting

and then we had an accident.

Is that understood?

You boys are lucky
it was just a graze.

[typing sounds]

TEACHER: So I'm sure that
you've heard that the mountain

lion was killed last night.

It's such a shame
that the police

had to kill such a beautiful
and majestic creature.

It might be nice now
to take some time

to honor the life of
this mountain lion.

We'll close our eyes
and bow our heads

and take a moment
of silence for that.

Hey.

Wanna go?

I can help.

Chris isn't with you?

No.

Do you wan to come to my house?

Can't.

I'm going to a friends.

What friend?

You don't know him.

I have the Dark Crystal.

OK, I'll come.

Did you know about
the guy who does

the voices on Sesame Street?

Arthur does the voices of the
sketches from the Dark Crystal.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh yeah, I heard that
he also does the Mystics.

How's your leg?

It's OK.

Ew.

Can I show you something?

Sure.

We never found Charlie,
but I made this for him.

[music playing]