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[theme music playing]
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[announcer] The Adventures of Batman
with Robin, Boy Wonder.
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Batman and Robin, Dynamic Duo
against crime and corruption,
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whose real identities
as millionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne
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and his young ward, Dick Grayson,
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are known only to Alfred,
the faithful butler.
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Ever alert, they respond swiftly
to a signal from the police.
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And moments later, from the secret Batcave
deep beneath Wayne Manor,
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they roar out
to protect life, limb and property
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as Batman and Robin,
caped crime fighters.
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Batman and Robin,
scourge of Gotham City's kooky criminals:
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The Joker, Clown Prince of Crime.
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The Penguin,
pudgy purveyor of perfidy.
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And the cool, cruel Mr. Freeze.
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Watch out, villains,
here come Batman and Robin.
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[tires squealing]
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[theme music playing]
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[engine revving]
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[tires squealing]
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[Batman] Hang on, Robin.
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[ominous music playing]
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- Where are we, Batman?
- We'll find out in—
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Look out.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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- Boy, that was close.
- Come on.
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Only a reflection of our headlights
in this mirror.
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What have we gotten into now?
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[Catwoman] Won't you come in, please?
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- That voice.
- It's the Catwoman.
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How nice of you to remember, Batman.
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What's your game, Catwoman?
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You Caped Crusaders
have been my nemesis for too long.
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So you must cease to exist.
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I warn you, Catwoman,
you're not playing with mice.
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[laughs] I know.
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I am playing with
the world's greatest escape artists.
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Therefore, I offer you a challenge.
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Since a cat has nine lives, Batman,
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I have set nine lethal traps,
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which I have spent years devising.
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I expect you to survive one, two, perhaps more.
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But I know you cannot survive them all.
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The mirror wall. Batarang.
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[Catwoman laughs]
My friends, you cannot get out safely,
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except through one of those doors,
the one which leads to freedom.
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Where did she go?
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An old stage illusion, Robin.
I'll explain it to you later.
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Let's pick a number, Robin.
How about starting at the top?
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[growling]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[snarling]
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Good work, Robin.
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Move slowly. Back.
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[panther growls]
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- Good shot, Batman.
- The Catwoman.
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[Robin] She was inside the cage all the time.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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Now that you're trapped here with us, Catwoman,
will you show us the door that leads out?
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- Never.
- All right.
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Then we'll try them all together.
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No. Not that one.
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Now will you show us the safe one?
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All right. I'll show you.
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Come.
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This is a tunnel
leading back to the surface.
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Follow me.
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[narrator] But the felonious female
is not giving up so easily.
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For on the surface, the Catmen rig a surprise
in case the Dynamic Duo should escape.
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Okay, Cat. Fix the bomb now.
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Here's where I leave you, gentlemen.
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- [Robin] Gas.
- Batmasks. Quickly.
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Now, let's settle with Catwoman
once and for all.
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There she goes.
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[heroic music playing]
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[engines rev, then tires squeal]
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The bomb's set to explode
when they hit 60 miles an hour.
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[Catwoman] Good. Here we go.
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[engine revving]
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[beeping]
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- The electronic bomb detector.
- It's set for 60. Hang on for a Bat-stop.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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- The bomb. [explosion]
- [laughs]
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And the end of the Dynamic Duo.
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[Robin]
We got away just in time, Batman.
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Now, let's put Catwoman away.
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No, Robin. Let her think we're dead.
That'll give us freedom to operate.
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Come on. Let's go home.
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They escaped the bomb.
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But no matter. By tomorrow,
Batman will no longer be a threat,
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for then I will know his secret identity.
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[narrator] Later, in stately Wayne Manor,
an incredible phenomenon occurs.
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Bruce. You—
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You too. We're both glowing.
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Mr. Wayne, uh, Master Dick.
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This glow won't come out
of your costumes.
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I've tried everything.
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And, oh, yes, the Batphone, sir.
Commissioner Gordon.
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Batman, a devastating tape recording was
just delivered by messenger to my office.
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You must hear it at once. Listen.
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[Catwoman on recording]
By now, Batman and Robin,
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you know that the gas
in the tunnel was radioactive.
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Your bodies will glow,
shine like beacons for 24 hours.
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When you appear in public in your secret
identities, I will know who you are.
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Your careers as crime fighters will be over.
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What does this mean, Batman?
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[Bruce over radio] I'll call back
and tell you, commissioner. Goodbye.
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Big deal. We don't go out as Bruce Wayne
and Dick Grayson for 24 hours, that's all.
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No, Dick, it's not so simple.
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Tomorrow is election day and Bruce Wayne
must go to the polls to vote.
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- It's my duty as a citizen.
- But you can't, Bruce.
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Catwoman will know you're Batman.
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Maybe.
Unless we can break down this chemical.
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Come on. To the Batlab.
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[narrator] The next day,
all Gotham City turns out to vote.
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And watching
from her secret observation post,
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Catwoman suddenly gets the answer
she has been waiting for.
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Now I know for sure.
Millionaire Bruce Wayne is Batman.
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[narrator] Disaster of disasters.
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Catwoman has discovered
Batman's true identity.
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Or has she?
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Stay tuned for the incredible second part
of "The Nine Lives of Batman."
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Coming up next.
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By now, Batman and Robin,
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you know that the gas
in the tunnel was radioactive.
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Your bodies will glow,
shine like beacons for 24 hours.
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When you appear in public in your secret
identities, I will know who you are.
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Your careers as crime fighters
will be over.
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[narrator]
Having perpetrated her perfidious ploy,
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Catwoman waits smugly for the
Caped Crusader to reveal his true identity.
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[Catwoman] Millionaire Bruce Wayne.
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He must be Batman.
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[narrator]
But can you be sure, Catwoman?
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Isn't that Commissioner Gordon
glowing too?
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And Chief O'Hara?
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[growls]
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Batman tricked me.
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Commissioner, why do you suppose
Batman asked you to have Mr. Wayne
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and us sprayed
with this awful glowing chemical?
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Beats me, Chief O'Hara.
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One doesn't question the Caped Crusader
when he makes a request, does one?
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Come in, Robin. Report.
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Nothing suspicious yet, Batman.
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[mischievous music playing]
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Batman and Robin just started transmitting
on a high sonic frequency, Catwoman.
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Can our new remote-control,
anti-burglar alarm cut-off jam it, Tabby?
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Oh, sure. Easy.
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There's the Boy Wonder in the Batmobile.
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I'll make sure he sees me,
and then start up fast.
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Catwoman.
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Robin to Batman. I've spotted her.
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- [Tabby] He's sending.
- Jam his signal.
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She's in a "Miss Kitty's Woolen Mill" truck.
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Am in pursuit. Out.
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Come in. Come in, Robin.
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Hmm. That's odd.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[engine revving]
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- And you haven't heard from Robin, Alfred?
- No, Mr. Wayne.
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It's not like him to miss a radio check.
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[Tabby]
Looking for something, Wonder Boy?
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The cat's meows.
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[grunts]
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I'm worried, Alfred. Robin's way overdue.
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I shouldn't worry too much, sir.
He is rather resourceful, you know?
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There. His homing radar signal
will bring Batman right to us.
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I think I'd better—
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Wait, sir. It's Master Robin's homing signal.
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Good lad. Stand by for contact, Alfred.
I'll find him with the Batcopter.
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[heroic music playing]
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I'm getting very close.
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[Catwoman over speaker]
Just close enough, Batman.
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You want Robin?
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Go get him in that tank.
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Hang on, chum. You'll be out in a second.
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- No. Don't. The tank's wired.
- [Batman] Great guns.
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- If I break that glass.
- [Catwoman] There'll be a loud boom.
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[Catwoman laughs]
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The Batpulley will do it.
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Hang on, Robin.
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He carries a hardware store in that belt of his.
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Release the ring of fire.
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Boy. Wait till I get that Catwoman.
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Easy, chum. Let's keep our cool.
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That's going to be hard to do, Batman. Look.
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- Know what we can do?
- The water tank.
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Check. Load Batslings with explosive pellets.
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Hurry. Now.
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[Catwoman purrs]
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[Catwoman] I knew I would get them
one way or another.
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Quicksand, Caped Crusaders.
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The world's most dangerous natural killer.
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Tonight, Tabby, we celebrate.
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Every jewelry store, every safe,
every bank is ours for the taking.
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Won't that be nice? [chuckles]
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Have you worked your hands free yet?
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Just about.
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Good. Activate your jet heel units,
and let's hope they work.
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[rumbling]
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To the Batcopter.
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[narrator] Meanwhile,
at the Gotham Diamond Exchange,
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the feline felon and her terrible tabbies
indulge in an orgy of theft.
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- [Tabby] When the Bat's away…
- [Catwoman] The cats can play.
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[Tabby & Catwoman chuckle]
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- You.
- How'd you bypass our anti-alarm cut-out?
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If you could jam our sonic frequency,
we can jam yours.
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[Robin] And we just did.
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[Catwoman growls] Get them.
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[Robin] Watch out, Batman.
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I hate to cast pearls before swine, but…
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Look, Batman. Catwoman's getting away.
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I'll get her.
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There you are. Snug as a bug.
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[grumbling]
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Tricked. Trapped. [grumbling]
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So, what else is new, Pussycat?
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The game is yours, Batman,
but you've used up your nine lives.
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When we meet again,
and I promise you we will,
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there will be a different ending.
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The tantalizing tigress of terror
is behind real bars now
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thanks to you, Caped Crusaders.
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She wasn't easy, sir.
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Yes, she gave us a workout, commissioner,
and I'm ready for a short rest.
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You mean like a catnap? Hmm?
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[all laughing]
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[narrator] The Gotham City Library,
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where Batgirl, in her guise
as plain Bab Gordon, is librarian.
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Oh, no, not him again.
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[laughing]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[thuds]
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Holy collision.
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The Dynamic Duo.
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- You dropped this.
- Oh, thank you, Boy Wonder.
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[Babs] You won't believe this, Batman,
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but The Joker's been borrowing books
on pirate lore by the dozens.
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He must be up to something.
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[Batman] Not necessarily.
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He may just be improving his mind.
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I don't care what Batman says.
I think The Joker's up to no good.
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And I'm going to find out as Batgirl.
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[narrator] A little while later,
the girl Caped Crusader arrives
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at a sandspit of land
far out in Gotham Bay.
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What's this?
A ship with The Joker's name and flag?
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[Joker] Dig, me hearties. Dig, we must.
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[laughing]
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So that's The Joker's game.
He's making a movie of Treasure Island.
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But why is that camera pointing away?
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[thuds, then Batgirl shouts]
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She's out cold, Joker.
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Take her to the ship.
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While you languish here,
I and my hearties
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will continue our spectacular production
of the ages.
253
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[laughing]
254
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The Joker took my utility bag,
but not my Bat-buckle.
255
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I must signal for help.
256
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[beeping] SOS from Batgirl.
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- Plot it, chum.
- Roger.
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It's coming from Skull Island.
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[Batman] To the Batboat. Fast.
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[narrator] At this moment,
in the Joker's ship's brig,
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Batgirl finds she can reach the Jolly Joker
ensign and cleverly turns it upside down.
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[Robin] Look, on that old pirate ship.
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- An upside down flag.
- It's the international distress signal.
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Let's go, Robin.
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[theme music playing]
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Repel boarders!
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Avast, swabs. I'll torpedo those two.
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Bat-hooks out.
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[grunting]
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[Robin] Look out, Batman.
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[laughing]
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[Batgirl] About time you two got here.
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What's this movie caper about?
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The Joker's not making a movie.
The cameras are empty.
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I saw a map on the set
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and it shows a treasure buried
on the island by a Captain Krink.
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There's no Captain Krink in Treasure Island.
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But there was a gangster
named Big Arnie
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who pulled a $10 million heist
from Krink's Armored Car Service.
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He buried the loot and left a map
of its whereabouts before he died.
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Great. So, what do we do now?
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We are prisoners,
and Joker took our utility belts.
283
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,216
But The Joker didn't take this away
from me.
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[Robin] A hairpin?
285
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- What good is that?
- Watch.
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Beautiful. Let's go lower the boom
on Long John Joker.
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- I've had enough.
- This is murder.
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Mutinous dogs. Dig until I tell you to stop.
289
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If the loot's not here, move to a new spot.
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The Joker must be around here somewhere.
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[Batgirl] Help!
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[both laughing]
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[Batgirl] Very funny.
But I landed on something hard.
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[Robin] Holy pieces of eight. A chest.
295
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,794
We've found Big Arnie's loot.
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Dig, men, dig. We'll all be rich.
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Guess The Joker's crew
got discouraged
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- just a few inches away from finding it.
- [Batman] Easy, now.
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Holy smokes.
300
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My goodness.
301
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Are you kidding, Batman? That's merely millions.
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Just bear with my spendthrift ways
while we change The Joker's script.
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- But why?
- You'll see, chum.
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Go draw The Joker and his buccaneers
away for a while.
305
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:31,820
Okay.
306
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:37,784
Yo-ho-ho! And The Joker's a creep.
307
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,661
The Boy Wonder. After him.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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- Here's the Bat-lung. You know what to do?
- Of course. See you later.
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[ominous music playing]
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That's the Boy Wonder's last cliffhanger. [laughs]
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Back to the digs, me boyos.
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00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:10,066
Look, the chest. We've found it. [laughs]
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00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,652
They've taken the bait. To the Batboat.
315
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,075
- How did it go?
- Great. Hang on.
316
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,664
Now to open the chest and get the goodies.
317
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Batboat to starboard!
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[Joker] The blasted dynamic dodoes.
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00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:33,006
- Batgirl.
- Shiver your timbers, and raise your hands, Joker.
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[heroic music playing]
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Unlimber the cannon.
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- They're firing a cannon.
- Stand by for evasive action.
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00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:49,314
Joker's slowed them down.
I'll help them catch up.
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00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,361
[Joker] Avast, ye lubbers!
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[heroic music playing]
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I must escape. Aah!
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[Robin] Looks like Long John Joker's
struck his colors.
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00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,932
[Joker] You won, Batman.
But the loot, where is it?
329
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,267
Gone with the island winds, Joker.
330
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,436
But that was a fortune in greenbacks.
331
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,021
And all counterfeit.
332
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,774
The Krink's car that Big Arnie heisted
was a decoy.
333
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And left the map for suckers?
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00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,237
[laughing]
335
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,115
What's that hyena laughing at now?
336
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:42,700
[Joker] Just this, Batgirl.
337
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:47,789
You can't jail me for looking
for phony money I never really found.
338
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,457
No, but the laugh's on you.
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00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,460
I'm locking you up for making a movie
without a permit.
340
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:55,046
What? You can't do that to me.
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00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,131
[all laughing]
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[theme music playing]
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00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,429
[tires squealing]
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