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(My Mischievous Fiancee)

Do you know where

my troublesome sister is?

Next door.

Can you go get her?

Go call Faidam for me.

The mole.

Is it real or is it dog's flea?

Buab baby!

Yes, baby?

Why did you do that to him?

And I trusted you!

This is a misunderstanding!

Look! He's having a seizure.

Buab is having a seizure, please help him!

It's Faidam's scheme.

To avoid meeting you.

If she's not coming,

I'll go to her.

Oh, Mr. Oab.

But I think

you should head back and wait at home.

You are a guest after all.

That's alright, Taew.

In case I can be of help.

Yes.

- Let's go. - Yes.

What's going on?

- Taew said Buab is having a seizure. - Huh?

I'm going to check on him.

Please hurry up before Buab dies, Doctor.

Hurry, Doctor.

Buab is going to be fine.

Let's talk, Wat.

I have work.

Stop.

Drop the act.

Buab!

Doctor, this way!

- Hurry up, Doctor! - He's still breathing.

Buab!

Hey, Buab!

Buab baby, I am here.

Oh, Buab.

Taew, move aside

so I can help him.

I refuse!

If anything were to happen to him

he must die in my arms.

Buab!

He's fine.

He's just sleeping.

Buab, baby.

Buab.

Hey!

Buab's awake.

Oh.

Is it nighttime already?

I can't see anything.

Buab.

I'm sorry, I'll never kick you again.

Taew, baby.

Yes?

I love you more than anything, Taew.

Oh, Buab!

Buab is dead!

Doctor.

If Buab isn't dead yet...

then both of them have gone insane, right?

I'm not sure.

We'll have to test him out.

Buab.

Buab.

- What is this? - A shirt, Doctor.

- What is it for? - For wearing.

Buab.

What's this?

- A watch. - What is it used for?

For pawning.

What about this?

- What is this? - Money.

What is it used for?

To give to the ladies.

Ladies? To give to the ladies?!

Get up!

Everything’s worked out.

Let's return home.

What are you standing for?

Return home.

Taew!

Doctor!

Please don't recognize me, Oab.

Hey, what's with you?

You see...

I...

I am very cold, Doctor.

Cold?

Body heat for your body

so you won't feel cold.

Hey!

Are you still cold?

Do you feel better?

Hey!

Stop it this instant!

What are you guys playing, Param?

Hey!

You too, Faidam.

What are you doing?

Mom.

What about Oab?

Oab came to say goodbye

and left immediately.

I don't know where he's rushing off to.

God truly exists.

Well?

Huh? Are you no longer cold?

Well...

I feel hot and cold, Madam.

Hot and cold?

Or are you scared?

What are you guys playing around for?

Let's go.

Scared?

What are you onto?

Give it to me.

No need to hide from me.

Now tell me

what's going on?

Brother Oab, I didn't mean it.

No need to call me older brother, you're older than I am.

You keep changing major that you became my junior.

You don't need to mention that.

There are many successful peeps who took eight years to graduate.

Everything was a lie, right?

You see...

I just wanted to help Dao.

But from now on...

you must help me.

About helping,

I think...

What?

Are you going to cooperate with me?

- Yes. - Louder.

Yes, I'll cooperate with you.

That's all.

Come.

Taew.

You think

I...

and Buab

are secretly dating?

What are you laughing about?

Are you crazy?

Why would I think that?

Then this afternoon,

why did you kick Buab like that?

It was a plan that Buab and I came up with.

In case you got in trouble,

this is how we will help.

Fine, you guys were real smooth.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

It wouldn't look natural otherwise.

Yeah.

Buab is so nice.

He listens to your every command.

Well...

Buab and I...

are soul mates.

Oh.

Hey, how do you know that?

This is top secret.

- Yeah. - I'll only tell you.

What is that?

I had fortune telling.

If you want to know

whether you and your partner are soul mates.

You just need to add up your birthdays.

Or calculate by your ID card.

Add them up and you'll get your fortune told.

Here, take a look.

It's accurate.

- No. - It's accurate.

No, keep it for yourself.

Then I'll put it over there.

In case you want to check it out.

Sure.

I'll go take a shower first.

And help with your makeup later.

Sure.

Get going.

Hey!

I saw you peeking.

Yeah, yeah, just go take a shower.

Check your soul mate?

Nonsense.

I better dress up and go to Wat.

Hey!

Where have you been, Watsy?

What are doing, Dao?

You scared me, I already feel uneasy as is.

I'm sorry.

What's wrong?

I...

It's nothing.

Hold up.

You don't have a problem, but I do.

Did you know? I almost met with Oab today.

This time Doctor

intended to drag me to go see Oab.

But they didn't get me this time.

Aren't you curious as to why

he wanted you to meet with Oab?

Probably another one of his pranks.

But I think it's weird

that he wanted you to meet with Oab.

Dao.

I think you'd better stop.

And go back to Lomdao.

Don't wait until they catch you.

No.

I will not stop until I find evidence

that Dr. Param is going to be broke.

He has a girlfriend but deceive me to pay off his debt.

Up to you then.

I just don't want you to get caught

and end up looking like a fool.

What's with you?

Suddenly telling me to stop disguising myself.

I'm scared you'll screw up.

Oh!

Doctor!

- Where did you go? - Where go did you.

No need to play on word.

I said where did you go?

Oh!

I was just...

strolling around here, Doctor.

The weather is a little hot.

I saw you were talking to Mr. Songsawat.

Oh!

It's nothing, Doctor.

We were just saying hi.

Because I was out strolling

Mr. Wat was opening his gate

so we just greeted each other

like how a friendly person should be.

"Hello, Faidam."

"Hello, Mr. Wat."

Like this.

Did you take me for a fool?

I saw the way you talk to Mr. Songsawat.

It's closer than how a boss and his employee should be.

Yes.

Because...

Mr. Wat

isn't an arrogant person.

Like...

Like me, right?

I am not affected by what you said.

And I don't believe

that you're just an ordinary cook.

You're right, Doctor.

I am not an ordinary cook.

I am a special cook.

I put special care in food

but you can put special care in me.

I also want to know

how special you are.

Doctor!

What are you doing, Doctor?

Doctor, please don’t!

Doctor, please don’t!

Doctor!

Doctor!

You'd better catch me

if you think you're so smart.

Why does he always stare at me?

He came all the way here

but didn't even try to make up with me.

What's it going to be?

Should I call him and clear things up?

(Oab)

But if I call him,

I'll lose.

No way, I won't call.

Don't want him to get cocky.

Do not worry, Grandma.

There's no way Dao can win against us.

Why?

Because

I made Dao's best friend joined our side.

Really?

If that's the case

from now on whatever Dao does

we will know, right?

Yes, Mom.

Oh.

Where's dad?

I need to consult him about something.

Outside.

He went drinking with his friends.

Stop!

Stop your car!

Stop your car!

Stop your car!

Stop!

Stop your car now.

Hello.

Hello.

What's the matter, officer?

Why are you driving so fast?

It's dangerous.

Do you not see the sign?

Yeah, the sign.

Because I saw the sign

that's why I drive fast.

The sign says I have to drive fast.

Look again.

It says "drive slowly, dangerous"

Exactly.

It's dangerous to drive slowly

so I had to drive fast.

What should we do?

Do whatever you want.

I need to go home and get lectured.

It's already 2 am.

Who would give lecture right now?

Oh, officer. You're clueless.

At 2 am when I get home,

my wife will certainly give me lecture.

- Let's put it this way. - Yes.

I'll give you a lecture

at the police station.

At the police station?

Yes.

Where did my friend go?

He went to sleep.

Yes.

- Go to the police station? -Yes.

- What for? - For a lecture.

Still not home yet.

Just you wait.

When you get back,

I'll split your head open.

Must be a creep.

Yours is too tiny,

I thought it was a needle.

Excuse me.

Whether it's big or small, it can wait.

Mr. Ratt is being detained at the police station

for drinking and driving.

Huh?

What? At the police station?

Yes. Thank you so much, officer.

I'll head there immediately.

Who called this late?

What's the matter?

The police called.

Ratt got arrested for drinking and driving.

I'm on my way there.

No need.

For acting like a fool

let him return by himself.

I'll discipline him.

This is drinking and driving.

I'm no longer drunk.

Oh, inspector.

- I'm Major Police Sergeant. - Oh, Major Police Sergeant.

Why did you let my friend go home?

Because he didn't drive, only sat.

Oh, he didn't drive.

Then can I go sit and wait outside?

If no one comes to bail you out tonight,

you'll have to sleep in there.

We'll send your case to court tomorrow.

I promise I won't get drunk anymore.

Oh...

Director can you call...

Major Police Sergeant.

Major Police, did you call my wife yet?

I did just now.

Oh.

Then being in here is safer for me

when she's here, I'll be safer in here.

Yes, may you be happy in there.

- Thank you, Major Police Sergeant. - Yes.

I'll be in here.

When you arrived, I'll be safe in here.

Police Major Sergeant!

Finally, I got it.

Abracadabra!

I hope I'll get evidence for Grandma.

So she can finally know that

this family is only after our money.

Doctor.

What are you looking at me for?

Look?

Why would I look at you?

You're over thinking it.

Or did you do something wrong?

So you're scared of being looked at.

Doctor.

A person like me

doesn't have a hidden motive at all.

I'm fully innocent.

Then there's no need to be afraid.

You're so shady.

Am I shady?

He was obviously looking

but still denies it.

What an attention seeker.

But did he see anything just now?

Faidam.

Yes, Madam?

Did you buy potatoes?

No, I didn't.

Why didn't you buy?

I want to eat Massaman curry.

Why didn't you buy the potatoes?

How can you cook it then?

I didn't buy.

But I got them for free.

Hurry up and cook it.

Oh.

She's not happy about getting free stuff?

What's wrong with her?

Madam.

What's wrong, Madam?

You look worried.

I am worried.

Oab said,

the reason that Dao doesn't come home

is because she doesn't want to marry Param.

Do you still want them to marry?

Why are you so intent on

having Miss Dao as a daughter-in-law?

You wouldn't understand.

But...

but I heard that

the reason you want

Dr. Param to marry Miss Dao

is because she's rich, am I right?

What are you guys talking about?

Oh.

I was talking to Faidam about how worried I am

that the reason Dao doesn't come home

is because she doesn't want to marry Param.

Auntie,

you need to take it easy.

Don't over think it.

I didn't want to but I can't help it.

Tell you what,

do you want to go meditate at the temple?

I saw on the television that meditation

will help calm your mind.

- Sounds good? - Yes.

By the way,

are you free?

I see you looking down these days.

I also want to go

but I have class to teach.

Otherwise I would've gone with you.

Then I'll invite some friends to go with me.

Yes.

Madam...

I shouldn't have missed.

What's wrong with Miss Phon?

Miss Phon.

What's wrong? You're not smiling much.

I have some stuff on my mind.

What is it about?

Is it about Mr. Oab?

Oab?

What has Oab got anything to do with me?

Are you guys having a fight?

Yeah.

Usually, he will come directly to my house.

Or call endlessly.

But now, he came here

but didn't try to make up with me.

Perhaps he has changed his mind.

No way, Miss Phon.

I think

Mr. Oab will not change his mind from you.

You sure know so well.

If you don't believe me

do you want to try having your fortune told?

- Huh? - How about it?

Faidam,

not only you're a cook

you're also a fortune teller?

You're wrong, Miss Phon.

Taew has a fortune telling book

that can predict your soul mate.

Would you like to try, Miss Phon?

Hey.

It's alright.

Since he doesn't care about me

why should I care about him, right?

Wait here, I'll be right back.

Faidam, you don't have to do.

Just wait here, you don't need to say anything.

I'll be right back, wait here.

If it's really accurate

then please let Oab be Miss Phon's soul mate.

Amen.

Miss Phon.

Oh.

Miss Phon.

Miss Phon.

Where did she go?

Miss Phon.

What a pity.

Then,

I'll put it right here.

Accurate soul mate prediction book.

How to predict your soul mate.

Use the numbers on your ID card

to add it all up,

multiply by seven

and divide by nine,

use the result to see your prediction.

But I don't have his ID card number.

Would you like me to help you look for it?

Faidam.

It's okay.

We're women so we have the right to choose.

I'll help you find

Mr. Oab's ID card number.

- Faidam... - If he's not your soul mate, you can dump him.

- Faidam... - I'm going to cook now.

- I'll get going. - Faidam, I don't think that's a good idea.

Faidam.

Thank you, Faidam.

How are you going to get

Mr. Oab's ID card number and his birthday?

Easy, I remember it by heart.

- You remember it by heart? - Yes.

It's...

I mean...

I will go asking Doctor

and I'll remember it then tell Miss Phon.

Be careful.

That's a knife.

There's no need to ask.

You don't need a prediction to know that

light-skinned, Chinese looking, and kind like Mr. Oab

is definitely Miss Phon's soul mate.

Who's calling this late at night?

(Lomdao)

Hello.

Hello, Oab.

Can I have your ID card number?

310...

989675.

Why do you want it?

Hello?

Hello?

What's she going to do with it.

How did you find out?

Miss Phon better quickly get it checked

and see if Mr. Oab is your soul mate.

I'm going to go check on Doctor

before I get scolded.

Check it quickly.

Where are you going, Mom?

I was thinking of going to

practice Dhamma at the temple near

Chachoengsao with my friends for a few days.

Why are you going?

I'm worried about how

Dao wouldn't come back home.

I'm really worried.

I figured meditation

might help me calm my mind.

Sounds good.

In case you'll change your mind...

and don't make me get married.

Absolutely not.

Hey.

Take care of the house while I'm not home.

- Yes. - Yes.

I'll drop you off, let's go.

Let's go.

Hello.

Where are you guys going?

I can go anywhere

that allows me to not meet

someone I don't want to see.

Would you like me to go with you

so I can take care of you?

No need, I don't want to bother you.

Aren't you an actress?

Huh? You need to go to drama sets.

And you're not leaving yet?

The set will be waiting for you.

I don't have any filming today.

So I come to visit Doctor.

So would you like me to go with you?

I already told you

that's there no need.

That's alright.

Since I won't be here

then I'll...

look after Doctor.

My friend is here.

Faidam, Taew, take care of the house.

And look after Doctor for me too.

- Yes. - I'll send you off.

You two just take care of the house.

As for Doctor,

I'll look after him myself.

Great.

Watch your front, watch your back

watch through each other.

Oh.

What a coincidence.

I have some clothes in my trunk

prepared for going out of town.

But I'll wear them now

because I'll have to stay and look after you.

Taew.

Bring my clothes from my trunk

and put it in Doctor's room for me.

- Let's go inside. - Let's go.

What a coincidence.

She happens to have clothes prepared.

I think

she had it prepared everyday

waiting for an opportunity.

Yeah.

How do I open?

Close it for me, Faidam.

All done?

Yeah.

I think once Madam isn't home.

Miss Riga will probably

make herself the madam of this house.

How do you know?

When I went to put her bag away,

I saw how she's always in Doctor's room.

Perhaps they're...

Oh!

Taew.

I'll be right back.

Oh, Doctor.

Move.

Oh!

Oh!

My teeth almost broke.

Sorry, I told you to move.

Aha!

When Madam isn't home,

you're stealing her orange juice.

A good tangerine must be from Bang Mot.

Kimberley chooses Bang Mot tangerine.

Bang Mot tangerine.

Hey, Riga.

Stay there.

Don't come.

Oh, Doctor.

Why do you act as if you're afraid of me?

What can I do

if you're not willing?

Doctor.

If you're afraid of me like this

how will our plan work?

You know very well that

a good source of gossip comes from maids.

If Faidam and Taew

know what happened between us.

Your mom will accept me as her daughter-in-law

instead of Lomdao.

But we're being in a room together like this,

others might already think we're doing something.

But...

But you need to make it convincing

for this kind of role.

Doctor!

What are you doing, Doctor?

Don't scream, Riga.

Doctor, don't do this to me.

Stay still, I'll take care of it.

Hey, Doctor!

What are you doing?

Doctor!

Doctor, don't do this to me.

You won't get away with this.

Faidam!

Stay still.

Great, I want to see you

before I head off to work.

I...

Faidam.

I got the result from the fortune telling.

What is the result, Miss Phon?

It says...

we're soul mate, destiny, fated.

Then you don't have to worry anymore.

If you guys are soul mates,

you can't separate from each other.

Then I'm off to work.

Yes.

Sister-in-law.

Bless me, I hope I'll get a special evidence.

Doctor!

Doctor!

You're a pervert, Doctor!

You're the pervert.

Secretly listening to Riga and me.

It's not like I want to stay here.

I'm scared that I'll have a stye.

Doctor.

Can you untie me now?

I better not.

I don't trust you.

But I'm hungry.

If you don't untie me,

how am I supposed to eat?

Don't make any excuses.

I know that you stopped

eating dinner for many years.

But I'm hungry today, I want to eat.

Please?

Then

I'll tell a maid bring it to you.

No way.

If anyone sees me

I'll be humiliated.

And the maids will think we...

Fine.

Riga.

Go downstairs and eat

then come up to sleep.

I'll be sleeping at Mom's room.

Doctor.

Did you think you can stop me?

I'll make everyone

aware of our relationship

no matter what.

What happened to your eyes?

I guess I saw something grotesque.

That's why I have stye.

Where's Phon?

She's off to work.

Faidam.

Yes?

Give me boiled eggs.

I want two of them.

Huh?

Two boiled eggs?

Give me big ones.

Bring them to me

before I'm late for work.

Yes.

I made the effort to make you repent

so you won't do anything wild.

But you didn't repent nothing.

So?

Are they both worn out?

I don't know, but he wants boiled eggs.

For nourishment.

Also

not just one,

but he wants two.

Two eggs.

They did it hard.

Must be the case.

Miss Riga hasn't come down yet.

Faidam.

You smashed the eggs!

Boiled eggs, Doctor.

Give me some, too.

For me I'll have...

three raw eggs.

Three raw eggs.

Huh?

Three raw eggs?

What's wrong, Faidam?

Nothing.

Three eggs it is.

I thought the guy was bad,

but the woman was worse.

Wow, raw eggs?

Yes.

That means...

they went hard.

The bedroom must've turned into a battlefield.

I don't want to imagine about it.

You don't need to imagine

because today

is your turn to clean up Doctor's room.

Hey...

It's...

What's wrong, Taew?

I'm not available today.

I have a date with Buab.

Can you go do it for me, Faidam?

- Me? - Yes.

Please, please go do it for me.

I really need to go with Buab.

Please.

Then...

what about other house chores?

You...

can you do it instead of me, Faidam?

Taew!

Hey.

I still didn't agree to it.

The maids must be gossiping happily.

This might not be enough?

So, it'll be talk of the town.

Where else can the daughter-in-law title go now?

My clothes that you must wash.

You're just a maid

it's you job to clean them.

No matter how much mess I made

- you still need to clean them. - Stop!

(Next episode.)

I don't know what's wrong with Faidam.

Apologize to Riga.

No.

I'm not wrong.

Apologize to Riga now.

No!

Just go wherever you want to!