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‐ It's like calm down.

Is she going into Celeste's office?

‐ Don't look at me like that.
I need to do this.

DELPHINE :
This is Delphine Young.

‐ Hi!
Hello. You answered.

‐ Yeah, that's how
the phone works. Who is this?

‐ Right, sorry. Um,

this is Jules Wiley.
We met at the‐‐

DELPHINE :
The Wellness Summit.

The tech nerd at heart. I remember.

You do? Um, amazing

because I remember you
and your exhibit very well.

I even recommended it to a stranger

on the street recently,

and I hate strangers, so high praise.

Anyway, uh, I've given it
a lot of thought,

and I would really love
to come in for an interview

if that's still on the table.

Sure.
I'm running to a meeting now,

and I'm off to London
for a pop‐up exhibit,

but I'll be back in a month,

and we can get something on the books.

‐ Next month? Um...

Look, I know this sounds crazy,
but I'm turning 30 next week,

and I'm finally ready
to go after what I want,

and that is this job.

‐ Alright. I have a dinner,

but I can meet you afterwards.

Soho Warehouse 9 PM.
Tell them you're my guest.

They're mean to nonmembers.

‐ Is there no privacy here?

‐ No. We live in a glass house.

‐ Yeah, and there's an emergency situation
that needs your attention.

‐ What?
‐ Well, we can't talk here. Obviously.

Come on. I know where.

‐ What is happening,
besides My Little Pony

taking a dump in the conference room?
‐ She took a shit on my week.

Celeste decided to reach
our mom audience.

She wants to do
a Children's Woöm Gift Guide,

so I'm fielding products for it.

But, the amount of princess stuff
I've been sent is truly haunting.

‐ What year is it? Did they not come up

with better ways to
traumatize children yet?

‐ More like once‐upon‐a‐time's up.

‐ I wrote my senior thesis
on why stories like this

reinforce problematic stereotypes.

Sexism, racism, ableism.

Pretty much all the isms are an issue.

‐ I mean, that mermaid
gave up her literal voice

for a vagina and legs
to try and hook up with that guy

who got drunk and fell off his
dad's boat on his birthday.

Like, that is just a no for me.

‐ I would never give up
my voice for my legs.

‐ Okay, is this a TED Talk?

Which I'm down for,

but I thought you said
there was a problem.

‐ We have tea about where Izzy is.

‐ And the tea is hot.
It's, like, scalding.

It's burn your insides.

‐ Izzy is with Alison J.

‐ What?

No. Izzy is on a post‐breakup
solo wine weekend.

‐ Aw, sis, you've been lied to.

‐ We sensed something shady was
going down at the Wellness Summit,

so we've been keeping our ears
to the ground for the past few weeks.

‐ After the 25th microaggression in a row,

one of the assistants at the Alisons
had just, like, had it.

So, we met with her, and then
two sips into her dirty martini‐‐

‐ Told us that damn ugly truth.

Once upon a time,
there was a king named Colin

and a queen named Celeste,

who had a nasty fucking divorce

when the king cheated on the queen

by fucking your best friend.

Anyway...

Like, seriously,
Madison is so pretty. Continue.

The king really wanted
the castle in Malibu,

but the Queen wouldn't budge,
since he had betrayed her.

So now,
the king is coming after her heart.

He's accusing her of lying about how much

the Kingdom of Woöm is worth
and is willing to do whatever it takes

to prove it and take the queen down.

‐ Grr!

Q:
The king has even enlisted the help

of the queen's former royal court,
the Alisons,

by promising them a handsome prize.
Ooh!

He's offered them Series B
funding for their company

in exchange for damaging
financial info from Woöm.

But because they had
already left the kingdom,

the Alisons had to lure Princess Izzy

to their chic boutique hotel in the woods.

Now, they've trapped
Princess Izzy under their spell.

They're offering her a job, but really,

they're just after her
work computer with documents

to stab Queen Celeste in the back...

Q:
So they can live happily ever after

on a therapist's couch
because these people are messy.

‐ Whoa, that is a lot to unpack.

Okay, I've unpacked it, and it's very bad!

‐ Sorry, is this annoying?

‐ Yes.

‐ Well, it's the bar's grand
opening party guest list.

So, yellow is family and friends,

pink are for the influencers,
and blue is...

Well, literally just two guys
from my internship

that I wanna see how well I'm doing.
‐ Naturally.

‐ It's Liv.

Hey.

Yeah.

‐ Okay.

Yeah.

Sure.

I hear you.

Yeah.

‐ Stella Cole, you re‐pop that top
and start talking.

What is going on with you and Liv?

‐ It's nothing.
‐ Really?

Because you asked to work
from my place today,

and that phone call had all the syllables
of a very depressing haiku.

‐ She is just working
on the inspection,

and I am dealing with the party.

Also, there was this weird
potential breakup thing

that I really don't wanna talk about.

‐ Are you sure?
‐ Yes.

I just want to focus on the opening

and everything I need to get done.

Speaking of which,
did Ruby come through

with a band to play at the party?

‐ Um...

‐ What's wrong with Ruby?

‐ Nothing, besides the fact
that she's someone

I'll never speak to again
for the rest of my life.

‐ Okay, well, that's gonna be
a long‐ass flight to Australia.

‐ The tour isn't happening.
I put all of my career eggs

in Ruby's basket,
and she fucking scrambled them.

‐ Not all of your eggs.

I mean, what about
Lotus Dragon Bebe, right?

I remember you telling me something about

some live show
she's doing with a princess.

‐ Introducing one erotic dancer
to one royal investor

does not a PR career make, Stella.

‐ So, does Jules know
about this Ruby thing?

‐ I've picked up my phone
a million times this weekend to text her,

but I just feel like such an idiot.

I don't know what I'm gonna
say the next time I see her.

Uh, hello?

‐ Well, looks like we're
all about to find out.

‐ Guys! I have
to tell you something!

‐ Hi.
‐ Hi.

‐ We should probably talk.

‐ We should, but that is not
why I busted in dramatically.

‐ Oh, right, you did just do that.
What's wrong?

‐ Izzy's in trouble.

I'm very winded.

‐ I think I'm in a Colin‐related
rage blackout,

so I'm struggling to process.

‐ And I already tried calling her,
like, 55 times

on the way over here
and she's not answering.

‐ Okay, maybe Izzy thinks that
you're calling her from work

or with Celeste or something?

I mean, we can try from my phone.

‐ Oh! Good idea.

'Cause you're less of a friend
and more of a deity to Izzy.

She would never not answer for you.

‐ Yeah, put it on speaker.

Hey.
‐ Izzy?

Are you okay?
I'm with Jules and Madison.

‐ Sorry, it's not a great time.

‐ Okay, Izzy, listen, you have to
leave those girls and come home.

‐ Stella, they're offering me a job.

‐ No, Izzy, they can't be trusted, okay?

They're using you. I mean,
they don't actually care about you.

‐ Oh 'cause, like, who would
actually care about me,

right?
‐ What?

No. No, that's not what I meant at all.

Izzy, this is not like you.
What's wrong?

‐ Whatever. I gotta go.

‐ Did Izzy...

just hang up...

on Stella?

‐ This feels crazy.
Are we in the upside down?

‐ Yeah, she did. Something is wrong.

Something is very, very wrong.

‐ Hey.
Hey.

‐ Sorry about that. Um,

running a little late this morning
dealing with some shit.

‐ No worries, lady. I'm just très pleased

we have some more time to chat.
How'd you sleep?

‐ Well, after receiving very
upsetting news about my boss,

and then lying to all my best friends,

I would say I got a solid
six to eight minutes.

‐ The Alisons just thought you
should know what Celeste did.

I mean, they point blank
told her when they left Woöm

that they wanted to take you with them,

and the only reason they didn't
is because she said

she was gonna promote you, so.

‐ They definitely don't do
a Bloody Mary here?

Just struggling with breakfast wine.

‐ We all realized she lied
when she picked Jules instead.

And that is not the only
thing she lied about.

‐ Um... What else?

‐ She completely lied
about how much Woöm is worth

in her divorce proceedings.

That's why there was
so much drama in the separation.

And, on a personal note,

we take the same Pilates class,
and she never says hi.

‐ Oh, in her defense, she's really
not a greetings person, so don't‐‐

‐ Izzy, I'm not kidding.
She committed fraud.

‐ Do you really think so?

‐ Yes, I could show you.

You know, if you, I don't know,
have your work laptop,

you might have access to the shared
drive with the financial reports.

‐ So, what do we do?

This feels like friend
threat level midnight.

STELLA:
I agree.

I mean, I don't think Izzy
would ever hang up on me

if she wasn't secretly under the threat
of clear and present danger.

‐ The Alisons must've hypnotized her,
or put her under a spell or something.

‐ What if she's being brainwashed?

‐ Or blackmailed. Wait!

What if they have collateral
on her like NXIVM?

‐ Naked pictures?

‐ What if they're forcing her
to play volleyball?

MADISON:
Ugh...

‐ Okay, this is now
a rescue mission. I will drive.

‐ Wait, isn't Napa,
like, eight hours away?

‐ Oh god, I don't have eight hours.

I have to be downtown tonight
at 9:00 PM for a work meeting

that is very important.
Not saving‐Izzy important.

Just one that I should
definitely not miss.

‐ The next available flight with seats
isn't until tomorrow afternoon.

‐ Okay, well, are trains still a thing?

‐ They exist, yeah, but it's not gonna
be faster with all the stops.

‐ Okay, well, does anyone
have a fairy godmother then?

‐ I know a princess.

‐ Uh, what are you saying?

‐ I'm saying I don't have
a fairy godmother,

but the investor in the Bebe's live show

is a literal princess.

Who has a plane.

It would be insensitive of me
to put this on my IG story, right?

I mean, considering
Izzy might be in trouble.

‐ Hm, feels like
a bank for later situation.

But, you don't not look like
Beyoncé right now.

Holy shit, she has a helicopter, too?

‐ You should see the yacht.

‐ Fuck it. For the bank!
‐ Okay, let me get a pic!

‐ One more? Yes! Got it! My turn.

For the bank.

‐ I will say massage chairs

built into an airplane are inspired.

‐ I'm still too mad at Colin
to enjoy sky caviar.

Alright, maybe I'll try just one.

‐ Do we think that Celeste actually lied
about how much Woöm is worth?

‐ To be honest, I have no idea.

But given the history with Colin,
I wouldn't exactly blame her.

‐ You know, I didn't think
it was possible for me

to hate him any more
than I already did, and yet...

‐ That dude is straight‐up diabolical.

I mean, at first, I thought he was like

The Affair season one evil,

but this is a whole other level.

This is like Succession season three evil.

‐ It's insane he's coming
after her like this.

‐ And using her employees.
‐ He's like a real‐life villain.

‐ Yeah, the fairy tales we grew up on

did not prepare us for what real‐life
villains were going to look like.

‐ Yeah, that's true
because most villains

are just middle‐aged white guys.

‐ Right? Those movies made us
scared of women with heavy eyeliner.

‐ I still can't believe Izzy
got wrapped up in all this.

I know she used to be influenced
by the Alisons or whatever,

but this is‐‐
Extreme.

‐ I just hope we can get to her
before they force her

to do something she'll regret.
I know.

I'm so worried.

And yet so comfortable.

Should we have a drink?

‐ You're doing the right thing, Izzy.

‐ I don't know
what I'm doing anymore.

I pushed my boyfriend away,

and I hung up on my best friends.

No, no, no.
I'll tell you what you're doing.

You are making yourself
the main character in your story.

And guess what? I'm bingeing it.

‐ Here. Just take it.

‐ So dramatic.

Wait, where are you going?

I got us one last
wine tasting to celebrate

before we go back to LA!

Okay... Weird to walk away
and not say anything.

Secrets, secrets, secret, secrets.

‐ Hi. The concierge said
this is where we could find one

or more extremely
problematic women named Alison.

ALISON J:
Oh my god.

The freaking friend squad
is here. What's up, girlies?

‐ Jesus.
‐ Wine has been tasted.

Alison, you are too drunk
to process this,

but we are very disappointed
in you. Where is Izzy?

‐ Wait, isn't that her laptop?
Did you steal it?

‐ No.
What, do you

have her chained
to a radiator or something?

‐ Okay, the five of you...

‐ There's three of us.

‐ ...need to listen.

I didn't take this.

Izzy gave it to me,

just like she gave me all the little wines

because she didn't want them
because she's being emo as hell.

Then she went on a walk.

‐ Wait, if Izzy gave that
to her willingly, then...

‐ I'm officially freaked out.
We have to find her.

‐ How? This place
is like a wine continent.

‐ Look, we have to split up.
Text each other if we find her.

‐ God, I'm really worried about her.
‐ We'll find her.

‐ Bye.

SKY:
With Princess Izzy captured,

our babes in shining couture
came to her rescue.

I mean, they're wearing off‐the‐rack,
but fine.

‐ Izzy!

‐ Izzy!

‐ Izzy!

Where are you?!

Jules arrived expecting to
rescue Izzy from the Alisons grasp,

only to discover the real villain
maybe someone even more dangerous.

Izzy herself.

ALL:
Izzy!

‐ Izzy! Come on, she's going this way.

Iz? We know you're there! It's us!

Hello? Please open up!

The concierge gave us a key, Izzy!
We're coming in.

‐ Do you think she, like, took something?
‐ Who knows CPR?

‐ I mean, I had to learn it
in case Bruno choked on a Lego.

Okay, okay.

‐ Oh, thank fuck!
‐ Oh, thank God. You're okay.

‐ What are you guys doing here?

‐ We were worried about you.

‐ Wh...

Why are you trying
to make out with me?

‐ Okay, that was CPR
that I learned on YouTube.

I mean, I probably
should've taken a real class

'cause I had no idea
what I was doing there.

‐ Yeah, you used tongue?

‐ Look, you scared
the shit out of us.

‐ Yeah, we were worried you took
a bunch of pills or something.

‐ Oh god, no. I just didn't get
a lot of sleep last night.

I was taking a deeply sad nap.

‐ Izzy, what is going on?
You're not acting like yourself.

You lied, and you lied well.

‐ I know.
Can't believe I pulled that off.

Should I get into politics?

‐ The Alisons are trying
to screw over Celeste

because they think Colin
will give them money if they do.

‐ Those bribe‐taking Barbies
are not to be trusted.

‐ I know, except they can't
screw Celeste over

because she isn't lying.

‐ But, those financial documents
the Alisons were after?

‐ Everything Celeste reported
about Woöm is actually true.

We're pretty much broke.

‐ But, we‐we charge $200
for eyebrow brushes!

They're just tiny combs!
How is that possible?

‐ Celeste has always said,
"You gotta spend money to make money,"

but I think she took it too far,
and I'm pretty sure she only watched

the first half of the WeWork documentary.

That sculpture right by the front
entrance? She spent 50K on it.

‐ The one we use as a coat rack?

Well, if there was nothing bad on
the laptop, why did you give it to them?

‐ I don't know. I guess it just
sort of felt like a symbolic gesture

of me giving the fuck up.

I just get in a dark place sometimes.

Can't believe I have to spend
the rest of my life with myself.

‐ Okay. Izzy,

we're here to snap you out of it.

You better start being nicer to yourself,
or I'm gonna fuck you up.

That's my best friend
you're talking about.

‐ Yeah. If you keep shitting on yourself,
we'll all beat you up.

‐ Because we love you.
Ugh, I am out of it.

You're right.

I'm sorry I lied to you guys.

I hate keeping things from you.

We all need to be honest
with each other.

‐ Okay, well...

I'm not sure I'm ready
for a girlfriend and a kid.

And I mean, if I'm not,
then I can't do that to Bruno

because I know what that feels like.
I was that kid.

‐ So, Ruby kind of imploded.

Like, scorched earth‐style.

Australia canceled,

career getting on track canceled,

friendship canceled. All of it.

‐ I wanna quit my job.

‐ Wait, what?

‐ The meeting I have to be back
for tonight isn't for Woöm.

It's an interview for that
digital media job at the museum.

‐ Whoa. Uh,

okay, I'm seeing
we all had a lot to share.

‐ I'm really sorry I didn't listen
to your Spidey senses.

‐ I'm really sorry they were right.

‐ I'm feeling a really strong
urge to suggest a group hug.

‐ Let's not do the whole
bottle‐up‐our‐feelings

and‐not‐tell‐each‐other‐things ever again.

‐ Yeah, who did
we think we were? Men?

‐ Jules, we do have to get
back to the private jet

if you wanna make it in time.
‐ Oh, wait a second.

Did you just say "private jet"?

Did you guys come to
rescue me in a private jet?

‐ Told you we loved you.

‐ Okay, fuck it. I need the hug.

‐ Okay, bonding moment over.
We have to go.

- Okay.
- Okay.

‐ And who the fuck has a private jet?

‐ : Can I please speak
to your manager?

I mean, you have chicken.
You have cheese.

There's no reason room service can't
make me an off‐the‐menu quesadilla.

Seriously, my day has taken a turn
that's, like, less than ideal.

‐ Guess you found out by now
that Celeste wasn't lying.

‐ Um, it's really weird that you
still pay for music on iTunes.

‐ I know.

‐ Do you have anything else
you'd like to say to her?

‐ Like, "Sorry for being awful"?

‐ I was just trying to be who
the Alisons wanted me to be.

‐ I know what it's like to wanna be
anyone else other than yourself.

‐ I'm a fucking Karen.

Like, that's my real legal name.

‐ But it doesn't mean you have
to be an actual Karen, okay?

And trying to be an Allison by hurting

and manipulating people
is not the answer.

‐ Now, if you'll excuse us,
we have a private jet to catch.

‐ You guys are taking a PJ back to LA?
Could I hop a ride?

- Ha! Absolutely not.
- Sorry.

‐ But, enjoy Southwest.

‐ God, I'm never making it
to this 9:00 meeting.

By the time we land
and drive downtown in traffic...

‐ But, if you had a helicopter...

‐ She has a helicopter!

I think it's that building.

- Roger that, setting her down.
- I hope this is okay.

I'm not a member.

JULES:
Thanks, Pete!

Made it.