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Come on, baby. Oh, yeah.
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Fisherman
winner, hero.
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How does it
feel to be
bill dugan?
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Wonderful. But I'd just like
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to thank god
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and my sponsorshooters,
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Jack Daniel's, coors light,
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Miller light, and Heineken.
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Wow. You're amazing.
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I'm humbled to
be in your presence.
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Good morning, sweetheart.
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No.
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Come on.
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I thought you were
going fishing.
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Fishing!
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Come on, Scott.
Let's go, son.
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The fish are waiting.
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Dang it.
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It's your loss.
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Yeah! Hey!
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Hey, hey! Hey,
what are you doing?
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Hey, hey!
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Come on!
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This ain't spring break.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Jerk!
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I wonder what they're
opening over there.
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Hopefully, it's one of
those massage parlors.
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At your age?
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Ha ha ha!
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You're late.
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Were you out
fishing?
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No. I was running late,
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so I showered with
my clothes on.
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Nothing gets by you, Gus.
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Bill, call the cops.
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It looks like some
punks broke in
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and busted
the place up.
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Wait a minute.
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Nope. This is
how it always looks.
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Ha ha!
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If you hacked up
a lung, Melvin,
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I ain't
cleaning it up.
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Another day in paradise.
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Good morning, boys.
Good morning, bill.
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What's good
about it?
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I see you're your
usual chipper self.
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Do you have a minute
to talk about the new
summer menu?
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I want to add chili.
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You know what?
This ain't a chili store.
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It's not a hat shop.
We don't sell shoes or books
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or even those little
tubes of toothpaste.
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It's a bait shop.
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Whatever. I already
done it anyway.
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Does no one listen
to me around here?
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Huh? You say
something, bill?
Ha ha!
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By the way,
your father-in-law
dropped by yesterday.
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He did?
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The mattress king.
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He'll help you sleep
like royalty.
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A great guy.
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Yeah,
that great guy
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wants me to sell
the bait shop and
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get a real job!
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So I can give
his little Princess
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the life she deserves.
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He was complaining
about the rotted boards
out on the dock.
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Well, maybe odd job
could take a look at it
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if he ever decides
to show up.
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Oh, what are
you doing?
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Good morning, boss.
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You're a handyman.
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It's not a requirement
that you live here.
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I have to.
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You see, my living
situation has sort
of become
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untenable.
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I thought you were
staying with Shirley.
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Oh, I was. It turned
out she's married.
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It wasn't
a big deal to me,
but her husband was
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none too happy
to come home
and find me.
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I'll bet.
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It didn't look like
the 5 years in prison
rehabilitated him
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one bit.
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It looks like you
need some coffee.
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When you get done, get
out back and fix that dock.
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Oh, no can do.
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I have had one heck
of a morning.
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I hope you're
charging him
for that thing.
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I'm trying to
run a business here.
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Hey, bill. Hey.
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I don't suppose you got
any money to pay for those.
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Just put it on my tab.
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What tab?
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Well, if I had any money,
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I'd be in a decent establishment.
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I mean, who drinks beer
in a bait shop?
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Anyway, I come
bearing intelligence
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about your new neighbor.
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You're talking about
the massage parlor?
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That's what they'd
like you to think.
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That is actually a front
for a fema black op.
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No, and I have it
on good authority
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that halliburton's
hurricane machine is
headed our way.
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Is that right?
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Hi, Roy.
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You got time for
a cup of coffee
this morning?
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Sorry.
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The mail
can't wait.
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Now, you know
the government reads
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all your mail, right?
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Then they reseal
envelopes in Tijuana.
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Tijuana, Mexico.
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That's how them Jack-booted
government lackeys
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stay in power.
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I love a man in uniform.
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Mm mm mm mm mm!
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You'd love a man
in anything.
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Bill!
Ha ha!
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What are you laughing at?
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There you go, fellas.
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Good luck on
the lake today.
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That witch. I told
you she was no good.
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Hey, guys!
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What have I told
you about keeping
your voices down
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when you're watching
soap operas?
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Sorry, bill.
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It's just that
Rebecca just left her
comatose husband.
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And now she's
sleeping with
Dr. McCarthy.
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Isn't she
Dr. McCarthy's sister?
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Ok. You know what?
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This is a bait shop.
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We should be
watching sports.
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There's got to be
a game on or something.
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Oh, look, look, look.
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It's paradise lake.
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Well, ain't that
a coincidence.
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That's
the same name
as our lake.
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There's no such thing
as coincidence.
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Shut up, you idiots.
I want to hear this.
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We're at the paradise
lake invitational,
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one of the premier events
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on the pro bassmasters' tour.
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It's the best fishermen
in america competing
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for a $50,000 prize.
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And as usual, all eyes
will be on bass fishing's
reigning bad boy,
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hot rod Johnson.
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Blessed with a surgeon's skill
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and the mentality of
an assassin,
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hot rod is quite simply
the greatest bass fisherman
in the world today.
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Part showman, part samurai,
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h.r.j. Is that new breed
of pro athlete
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that works hard
but parties harder.
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More than just a man,
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this American original
knows only one way to live,
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on the edge.
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He is the man.
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Are you kidding me?
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He is everything that is
wrong with fishing today.
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Right. We should
kill him, bill.
Who's with me?
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As I was saying,
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this sport is all about
man versus fish.
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Technology has taken
all the skill out of it.
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Echo sounders,
g.P.S. Units.
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I'd like to see
how good he is without
all those gizmos.
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Oh, come on, bill.
He is good.
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Please! Hot rod Johnson
is a joke, a real fraud.
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If he ever steps foot
in this store,
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I'll tell him that
right to his sorry face.
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What?
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He's in the store,
isn't he?
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Oh, hey.
Help you?
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That's the great thing
about living in the good
old U.S. of a., guys.
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Everybody's entitled
to their own opinion,
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even if they're wrong.
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Hot rod Johnson
reporting for duty.
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Good American
and fishing icon.
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I'm a tremendous
fan, Mr. Johnson.
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You're a personal
hero of mine.
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I get that all the time.
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And, please,
call me hot rod.
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Heh heh!
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Ah, listen,
that whole
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you know, I didn't
know you were
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no need to apologize.Ok.
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Hot rod don't need
everybody to love him.
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You know what
I'm gonna do?
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After I win
this tournament,
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I'm gonna stop in, you can
buy an autographed photo.
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Hey!
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You could hang
that up
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next to your
trophies, bill.
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Yeah.
Oh, look at those.
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Not bad
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for an amateur.
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Hey, why don't you
get busy and load
a case of that beer
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in the back of
my boat?
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Hot rod's got
to go sign some
autographs, ok?
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That
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is a great guy.
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Are you kidding?
He's gorgeous.
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He's even better-looking
in person.
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He's even better-looking
in person.
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Hot rod Johnson.
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Great American hero,
fishing icon.
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Son of a
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she's a beauty,
ain't she?
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Whoa. Looks like
your shop's where
boats come to die.
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A little advice
from a pro.
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Taking care of
your equipment is
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an integral part
of championship
bass fishing.
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Now, that was exciting.
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A real celebrity
here in the store.
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Yeah. I almost fainted.
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Junk, junk, junk.
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Bill. Bank?
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I wonder what they want.
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
I don't believe it!
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What is it?
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Paradise trust bank,
they owe me $15,000.
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Can you believe it?
Oh, my gosh!
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I'm gonna buy
a new truck,
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a truck with a c
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uh, bill, this says
you owe the bank
$15,000.
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No, it doesn't.
It says right there.
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No, no.
It says you owe
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a $15,000
balloon payment
on the mortgage.
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It's due
in one week.
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A week? But I was
gonna buy a new truck.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Does Laura know
about this?
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Laura?
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You know what?
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In every man's life,
there comes a day
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when he is faced
with great adversity.
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And the best way for
him to deal with it is
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just to go to
the ones he loves
and lie to them.
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What she don't know
won't hurt her.
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Bill!
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How about giving
me a hand?
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Oh, very funny.
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I'm bored.
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Well, I've got
the cure for that.
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Tomorrow you're gonna
start your job down
at the bait shop.
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Mom!
No arguments.
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You're not laying around
this house all summer.
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Besides, I think it's
important for a young man
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to spend time
with his father,
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learning from a positive
male role model.
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Did somebody say
positive male
role model?
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Grandpa!
Hey, kiddo!
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Xbox. And I
know how you love
your video games.
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Thanks, grandpa.
This is awesome.
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Daddy, please stop
spoiling him.
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If I don't,
who will?
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I'm gonna lose
the bait shop.
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Do you want
a beer?
261
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,674
Did you hear
what I said?
262
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:13,896
Yeah, I heard you.
So what's the problem?
263
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,812
The problem is I owe
the bank $15,000.
264
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,858
Boy, that's
a lot of money.
265
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,903
I'm glad I'm out
of that business.
266
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:24,037
That bait shop was
always a pain
in my rear end.
267
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,909
You might have mentioned
that to me before
I bought the place.
268
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,432
Shoot. It wasn't
all that bad.
269
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,913
I got a lot of women
because of that place.
270
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,262
Total chick magnet.
271
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:34,786
But I doubt that notice
272
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,919
was the first one
you got from the bank.
273
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:40,618
No. There was one
or two
274
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,098
or 12.
275
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,970
I just figured business
would pick up
276
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,406
and I'd be able
to handle it.
277
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:46,929
That's
quite a problem.
278
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:50,846
I know. That's why
I'm here, buddy.
279
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:53,980
You've always
been my friend,
280
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:57,722
my mentor, my Yoda.
281
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,028
What?
282
00:14:59,028 --> 00:14:59,942
Nothing.
283
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:03,119
Buddy, can I
borrow $15,000?
284
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:08,516
You give a man a fish
and he'll eat all day.
285
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:12,215
You teach him
to fish and he'll eat
for a lifetime.
286
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,348
Yeah. That's right.
287
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,872
So when can I get
the money?
288
00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:20,136
I'm not gonna give
you the money, bill.
289
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,052
How's Laura taking
all this?
290
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,359
Oh, you know her.
She's my rock.
291
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,361
Acts like there's
nothing wrong
292
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:31,931
you got to deal with
it yourself, bill.
293
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:36,065
Like she doesn't
know a thing.
294
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,677
So how was
your day today?
295
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:43,029
Great.
Everything's great.
296
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,247
Couldn't be better.
297
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,946
So you're not gonna
tell me the big news.
298
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,164
News?
299
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,861
Therethere was
no news,
300
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,298
particularly
no bad news
301
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,952
or any good news either.
302
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,954
You know, no news is
good news, right?
303
00:15:54,954 --> 00:16:00,133
Really? Because
I ran into Betty
in the supermarket.
304
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:02,265
You did?
305
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,745
Who would have thought
that hot rod Johnson
306
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,573
would show up
at the bait shop?
307
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,096
That must have been
a thrill!
308
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:08,315
Oh, yeah, he's
a real
309
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:11,100
a real-life celebrity.
Boy, that's exciting.
310
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,623
And he's hot.
311
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,061
Yeah. Really exciting.
312
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,889
Honey, look, I got
to talk to you.
313
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:18,803
I got a
314
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,327
by the way,
dad came by today.
315
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,111
Oh, great. All hail
the mattress king.
What did he want?
316
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:26,028
Don't worry. I told
him to stop pushing you
about that job offer.
317
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:29,249
I'm proud of you
and what you've done
with the bait shop.
318
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,990
You've built it up
from nothing,
319
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,167
and that says a lot about
your business skills.
320
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,779
Yeah. I'm
really talented.
321
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:38,780
I know.
322
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,434
And I think it's great
323
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,131
that Scott's gonna be
spending time with you
down at the shop.
324
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,916
He's so excited.
325
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,486
He is?
326
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:52,359
This sucks.
327
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,709
Ah, quit your
whining, boy.
328
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,493
You don't know
how good you have it.
329
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,844
That's
right. When I was
your age, we
330
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,412
hey, who am I
kidding?
331
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,719
I don't remember
any of it.
332
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,199
Well, I do.
333
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:10,159
We didn't have the luxuries
this punk takes for granted.
334
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:13,075
Didn't have no internot,
335
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:16,035
no cable TV, no computers.
336
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,821
Heck, growing up
back then sucked.
337
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:24,173
Ah, there's my boy.
338
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,133
Ahh! The smell of
fish detritus.
339
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,657
That wonderful aroma
is unique to this business.
340
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:34,227
Nothing better
than a father and his son
working side by side, huh?
341
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,098
Yeah, how about
a break?
342
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:38,057
We just got started.
343
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,319
Hey, you know what?
344
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,147
Maybe later on, I'll
take you out on the lake,
345
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:44,411
and me and you will
go catch some fish.
346
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,630
You know, dad,
I've been thinking.
347
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,111
Maybe it's time you
got yourself
a new boat.
348
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,113
I've been reading up
on the new xl series
349
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:54,682
21 feet and fully loaded
with a 250 engine, g.P.S.,
350
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:56,292
and an e.S. Echo sounder.
351
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,381
You see, son,
that's the problem.
352
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,557
Technology
is taking all
the skill out of it.
353
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:06,041
You can't respect
a bass with all
these gizmos.
354
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,216
The real
satisfaction comes
355
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,522
when you get
that big bass
356
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,176
after you've worked
really hard for it.
357
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,743
Hey, guys, the grand
opening is starting.
358
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:16,007
How about we head
over and see what
the buzz is about?
359
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,358
Yeah! Come on, dad.
360
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:28,585
Hey, bill
361
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,239
oh, hey, buddy,
sorry. No change.
362
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,980
It's medale.
Deep cover.
363
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:36,115
Dale, get a grip.
These people
aren't fema, ok?
364
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,029
I know. It's a lot
worse than that.
365
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:40,031
You see that guy
up there?
366
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,250
Yeah.
367
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,164
I've had him under surveillance
for a month,
368
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,123
and that is pure
al qaeda.
369
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,515
Ha ha! Al qaeda?
370
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:48,431
That's Donnie rains,
the weatherman
from channel 8.
371
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:49,693
Open your eyes, bill.
372
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,218
That's exactly
what osama wants
you to think.
373
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:56,178
Boy, you do have
a plate in your head,
don't you?
374
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,920
So?
375
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,182
Hey.
Hey.
376
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,183
Hey. Thanks, Betty.
377
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,229
I hope they're
good neighbors.
378
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,230
Yeah.
379
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,187
This is beautiful,
380
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,754
not like
your place, bill,
381
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:10,714
with all those rotted
boards in back on the dock.
382
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:14,805
Of course, they do give
your place a certain
homey charm.
383
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:17,243
I got your charm
right here.
384
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,506
Hello, paradise.
385
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:20,550
Hello!
386
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,423
Is everyone enjoying
the festivities?
387
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,076
Here we go!
388
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,687
That's
great because we're
just getting started.
389
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:30,125
So without further ado,
let's bring out
our guest of honor.
390
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,518
This is gonna be good.
391
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:34,129
Ladies and gentlemen,
you know him.
You love him.
392
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:36,610
You just can't live
without him.
393
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,743
The hardest working man
in bass fishing.
394
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:44,008
Give it up for hot rod Johnson!
395
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,883
That's right!
You know it.
396
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,885
Hot rod! Hot rod!
397
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:57,152
It's really him. Cool.
398
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:04,377
Oh, my gosh.
Hot rod Johnson's making
out with my wife.
399
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:07,118
That's awesome!
400
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:13,603
Wow! Look at
all the beautiful people.
401
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,649
Thank you, folks.
Thank you.
402
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,303
What a jerk.
403
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,348
Shh! Dad.
404
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:22,221
While great American
heroes like myself are
405
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,005
constantly under attack,
406
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:28,009
I vow before you great
citizens of paradise
407
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,663
to stand tall
408
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:35,321
because this is the land
of the free and the home
of the brave.
409
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:40,021
Ain't that right, america?
410
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:42,328
You are a true
patriot, hot rod.
411
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,286
Now, what do you
say we give
these folks
412
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,548
what they came
to see?
413
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,071
What kind of store
do you think this is, bill?
414
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,465
Oh, you know
these c-list
celebrities.
415
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:52,120
They slap
their name
on anything.
416
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,469
Probably
a tanning salon
417
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,297
or a yogurt shop.
418
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:58,648
But not before we
get a little help from
this great crowd.
419
00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,260
Oh, I think we
can do that.
420
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,261
And
421
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,829
3, 2, 1.
422
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:14,098
Hot rod Johnson's pro
fishing emporium,
423
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:18,842
the flagship store of
my nationwide franchise.
424
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,367
Oh, dear!
425
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,673
It is beautiful.
426
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,501
Awesome.
427
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,547
No, it's not.
428
00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,026
Can't be.
429
00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:31,638
Ii won't let it.
430
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:34,205
Bill, are
you ok?
431
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,469
Uh-huh.
432
00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:41,256
Folks,
are you ready to go
to the next plateau
433
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:43,693
with the ultimate
bass fishing boats?
434
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:46,827
How about you, sir?
Are you ready?
435
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:49,482
Ii guess so.
436
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:50,613
You guess?
437
00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:54,356
The superior fishability
of this boat is
438
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:55,314
a given.
439
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,794
After all, I drive one.
440
00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:00,362
But its supreme
performance truly is
441
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,364
what sets it apart
from the competition.
442
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:06,194
Hey, listen, xl series,
it's not for everybody.
443
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:10,198
But by gosh, it might
just be for you.
444
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:13,157
My wife does need
that surgery.
445
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:16,770
Ah, heck with it.
I'll take it.
446
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:19,816
Good call.
Sign him up.
447
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:20,817
Wow. That
was incredible.
448
00:22:20,817 --> 00:22:23,777
Hooked him like
a big mouth bass.
449
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:27,389
Of course, if he
can't afford it,
I'll just repossess it.
450
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:30,392
So it's really a win-win
situation for me.
451
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:31,785
Hot rod Johnson
reporting for duty.
452
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:34,440
What's your name,
little man?
453
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,876
Scott.
454
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,400
Scott, follow me.
I'm gonna give you
the grand tour.
455
00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:42,970
Is he dead?
456
00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:47,366
Everyone, stand back. Clear!
457
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,759
Oh!
458
00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:53,023
Ohh! I just had
the worst nightmare.
459
00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:54,721
I dreamt that
hot rod Johnson opened up
460
00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:57,898
the biggest fishing
store I'd ever seen right
across the street.
461
00:22:57,898 --> 00:23:01,162
Boy, that would have
been the final nail
in my coffin.
462
00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:06,602
And that is hands down
the greatest store
I have ever seen.
463
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,387
It is heaven, pure heav
464
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:11,825
and I got the winning
ticket herenumber
465
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:15,785
and by heaven, I mean
a dump, dirty.
466
00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:18,353
Probably got rats in there.
467
00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:19,833
Just take it
easy, bill.
468
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,356
Everything's
gonna be ok.
469
00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:23,184
Well, sure it is.
470
00:23:23,184 --> 00:23:25,621
Except for the mother of
all fishing stores opening
up across the street
471
00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:28,319
and that 15 grand you owe
the bank,
472
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:30,974
you got no problems
to speak of.
473
00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:32,628
They're your
friends, bill.
474
00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:34,674
I thought
they could help.
475
00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:36,502
Help? How?
476
00:23:36,502 --> 00:23:37,851
By selling a kidney?
477
00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,243
Why? You need
a kidney?
478
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:40,419
Give me
12 hours.
479
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,682
Anybody here
speak Spanish?
480
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,466
You know what?
481
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,425
He wants to mess with
bill dugan? Fine.
482
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,556
Bring it on.
483
00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:49,950
A little competition
never hurt anybody.
484
00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:51,647
That's
the spirit, bill.
485
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:53,606
Yeah! It's always
486
00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:55,346
darkest before the dawn.
487
00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:58,915
That's right. That
is exactly right.
488
00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:01,048
My daddy didn't
raise a quitter.
489
00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:02,876
You know what? Look
at this place.
490
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:05,356
It's worth more than 15 grand.
491
00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:08,490
I put my blood, sweat,
and tears into this shop.
492
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,839
I'm gonna go down
to that bank,
493
00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:11,232
I'm gonna force them
to give me a deal.
494
00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:13,495
They'll be sorry they ever
heard the name bill dugan.
495
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:17,107
That's right.
You go get 'em, killer.
496
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:18,195
Bill, bill, bill
497
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:22,156
bill, bill, bill, bill!
498
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:23,505
Bill, bill!
499
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:24,550
Billbi
500
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:27,901
he ain't gonna get
that money, is he?
501
00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:30,077
Not
a chance.
502
00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:34,516
What do you think? Blue?
503
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,914
You make no mistake.
I don't care who
they are.
504
00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:43,525
They miss one more
payment, they're out
on the street.
505
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:46,354
Good morning, sir.
How can I help you?
506
00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:48,095
Uh, I'm a long-time
customer of this bank,
507
00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:50,271
and I just wondered,
is there any way I can get
a little wiggle room
508
00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:51,533
on that balloon payment?
509
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,056
Oh, you mean like
an extension?
510
00:24:53,056 --> 00:24:53,927
Yeah, yeah!
511
00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:55,189
Yeah, we don't
do that here.
512
00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:56,843
Well, come on, man.
513
00:24:56,843 --> 00:24:59,498
There's got to be
something we can do
to ease this situation.
514
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,936
Personally, I find
lap dances to be
515
00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:04,241
a great stress reliever,
516
00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:06,374
but as far as terms
of the loan go,
517
00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:08,463
it's pretty cut
and dried.
518
00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:10,160
We need our money.
519
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,553
Look, I've been a loyal
customer of this bank
for over 20 years.
520
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,468
So don't tell me there's
nothing we can do
521
00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:14,513
Mr. Dugan, please.
522
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,862
No, no. Don't give me
that attitude.
523
00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,080
Well, you know what?
You're just
a dancing chimp.
524
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,952
Go get your boss because
I'm not leaving this bank
525
00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:21,650
till I get some satisfaction.
526
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:23,826
Yeah, nice way
to treat your customers.
527
00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:25,915
Hey, you ain't
robbing the
place, are you?
528
00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:29,571
No! Making a deposit.
Business is booming.
529
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:30,529
You sell bait.
530
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,704
No, you know
what I do?
531
00:25:31,704 --> 00:25:34,228
I service an exploding demographic.
532
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:37,797
Bass fishing is
the fastest-growing
sport in america.
533
00:25:37,797 --> 00:25:40,800
Over 100,000 people a year
visit paradise lake.
534
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,366
That's my customer base.
535
00:25:42,366 --> 00:25:44,238
Over 300 million
Americans sleep.
536
00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:46,196
That's my
customer base.
537
00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:48,547
I'm raking it in.
538
00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:52,507
I'd like to put
you to sleep.
539
00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:53,552
Idiot.
540
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,641
Hey, hey! He is
the sultan of sleep.
541
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:57,556
Ah, ah!
The mattress king.
542
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,775
You just missed
your son-in-law.
543
00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:02,343
Ah.
Tough break.
544
00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:06,173
Problems?
545
00:26:14,355 --> 00:26:15,704
I feel kind of guilty,
546
00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:18,968
like we're
cheating on bill.
547
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,144
We're doing him a favor.
548
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:26,149
We're the inside men
getting the lay
of the land. Spies.
549
00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:31,764
Knew that c.I.A. Fantasy
camp would pay off.
550
00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:35,463
This store
ain't half bad.
551
00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,334
What the heck are
you wearing?
552
00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:38,901
You look like a moron.
553
00:26:38,901 --> 00:26:43,514
The rest room in
this place blows bill's
entire store away.
554
00:26:43,514 --> 00:26:45,734
I can live in there.
555
00:26:51,392 --> 00:26:52,436
Hey, bill.
556
00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:54,917
This is some weather
we're having, huh?
557
00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:55,962
Yeah, I guess.
558
00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:57,528
Bill, you want
me to go out
and fix
559
00:26:57,528 --> 00:26:59,269
those rotted
boards?
560
00:26:59,269 --> 00:27:01,620
Yeah, I guess.
561
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,230
Hey, bill
562
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:08,496
do you advocate the overthrow
of the United States government?
563
00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:11,151
Yeah, I guess.
564
00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:15,677
Well, this ain't good.
565
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,287
Hey, fellas.
566
00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:19,638
How did it go
at the bank?
567
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,640
Not well.
568
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,646
Bill, I'm sorry.
569
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,736
It's over.
570
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:33,477
There's nothing
I can do about it.
571
00:27:33,477 --> 00:27:36,916
I'll probably have
to move into a trailer
across the track.
572
00:27:36,916 --> 00:27:39,701
Laura and Scott will
become migrant workers.
573
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:42,704
And obviously, I'm not
gonna be able to work
574
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,664
because of
that stress thing.
575
00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:50,407
But what about
these poor losers?
576
00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:51,757
They look up to me.
577
00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,454
Who are they gonna
rally around
when I'm not here?
578
00:27:53,454 --> 00:27:55,761
Can a fella get a beer
around here?
579
00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:57,676
Buddy!
Hey, buddy!
580
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:58,720
I think they'll manage.
581
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,680
Good to see you.
Long time,
no see.
582
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,594
Thanks, Betty.
583
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:04,857
And that's when
I said,
584
00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:06,554
that ain't a bass, darling.
585
00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:09,078
And it'll cost
you $25.
586
00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:15,737
Bill, did you figure
out that thing we
was talking about?
587
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:20,742
Yeah. 15 grand in
a week is impossible.
588
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,961
Hey, I got it.
589
00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:25,181
I just got
an e-mail from
a Nigerian prince
590
00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:28,707
with an incredible business opportunity.
591
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,925
He just needs
592
00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:32,188
our social
security numbers
to get started.
593
00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:33,320
You are an idiot.
594
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,279
You know,
I was thinking
595
00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:37,150
oh, lord.
596
00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:38,586
No, hear me out.
597
00:28:38,586 --> 00:28:40,327
How about entering
in the paradise lake
invitational?
598
00:28:40,327 --> 00:28:42,546
It's a pro
tournament, you dope.
599
00:28:42,546 --> 00:28:43,634
I'm not eligible.
600
00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:46,507
That's not
exactly true, bill.
601
00:28:46,507 --> 00:28:48,509
I founded that amateur tournament.
602
00:28:48,509 --> 00:28:51,381
And when it turned pro,
we made an agreement
603
00:28:51,381 --> 00:28:53,775
it would be open
to all former champions.
604
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,864
Bill, that makes
you eligible.
605
00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:58,606
And the grand prize
for winning is $50,000.
606
00:28:58,606 --> 00:29:01,783
Now, guys, guys,
guys, I haven't
fished competitively
607
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:02,784
in years.
608
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:06,048
Hey, it's like
riding a bike, bill.
609
00:29:06,048 --> 00:29:07,789
You were a 5-time
champion.
610
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:12,185
It'd take a heck of
a fisherman to beat you.
611
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:16,493
I'm the greatest fisherman
in all the world, Scott.
612
00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:18,974
It must be a real
honor for you to
hang out with me.
613
00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:22,543
I suppose you
love bass fishing.
614
00:29:22,543 --> 00:29:23,892
It's ok.
615
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:24,893
It's ok?
616
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,895
Son, you see
this Mercedes?
617
00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:28,462
Paid for with
bass fishing.
618
00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:30,725
This watch? Bass fishing.
619
00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:32,814
My monthly
Botox injections?
620
00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,381
Bass fishing.
621
00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:35,295
Cool.
622
00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:36,949
You dang right
it's cool, son.
623
00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:40,300
I tell you, you got
to get with the hot rod
rules of the road.
624
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:44,347
Rule number one
money is the most
important thing in life.
625
00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:45,827
What about family
and friends?
626
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:49,004
Oh, heck, man.
You got money, you
can buy those things.
627
00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:51,790
Look, I like you, Scott.
628
00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,400
And hot rod doesn't
have any kids.
629
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:58,361
Well, he's got some,
but his role is more
financial in nature.
630
00:29:58,361 --> 00:30:01,930
He's looking for a proteége
to follow in his footsteps.
631
00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,758
You got any interest
in the job?
632
00:30:03,758 --> 00:30:05,325
Sure. What do
I have to do?
633
00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:07,675
Be here tomorrow
at 6:00.
634
00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:10,983
Later, tater.
635
00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:23,604
Maybe
one of us should
go in there.
636
00:30:23,604 --> 00:30:25,084
It's been over
an hour.
637
00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:30,176
Ok, I just need some
c-4 to blow the hinges
off the door.
638
00:30:30,176 --> 00:30:31,830
Leave him be.
639
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,877
Sometimes it's helpful
for a man to lock himself
in his closet
640
00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,836
and have a good cry.
641
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,881
It always helps me.
642
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:43,667
I'd like
to be the next to go
in the crying room
643
00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,756
if it's all right
with y'all.
644
00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:50,326
What are y'all staring at?
645
00:30:50,326 --> 00:30:51,893
We're
just worried
about you.
646
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:54,156
Oh! Well,
don't, my friends,
647
00:30:54,156 --> 00:30:55,766
because I'm a man
with a plan.
648
00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:56,942
So you're gonna do it?
649
00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:59,509
You're gonna enter
the tournament?
650
00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:00,771
Oh, no. That's crazy.
651
00:31:00,771 --> 00:31:02,338
Those guys
are professionals.
I'm an amateur.
652
00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:04,166
I got no chance
to win that cash.
653
00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,516
You might if you
killed a few of them.
654
00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:08,214
Dale!
655
00:31:08,214 --> 00:31:10,346
Laugh it up, but that's
how miss Guatemala
became miss universe.
656
00:31:10,346 --> 00:31:12,653
See, I just needed
some time to wrap it
around in my head.
657
00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,437
You know,
look at the problem logically.
658
00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:16,135
And then it hit me.
It was so obvious,
659
00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:18,006
I can't believe
I didn't think
of it before.
660
00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:19,790
You want to let us in
on this plan or what?
661
00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:24,752
Yeah. I'm gonna take
Scott's college
fund, go to Vegas,
662
00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:26,275
put it
all on black.
663
00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:30,410
Maybe red. No,
definitely black.
664
00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:32,281
Bill, that's
the dumbest thing
665
00:31:32,281 --> 00:31:33,674
I've ever heard.
666
00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,067
Hey, dad. Hey.
667
00:31:35,067 --> 00:31:36,982
What are you guys
talking about?
668
00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,418
Nothing.
669
00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:41,943
Son, you may want to start
looking into trade schools.
670
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,163
Let's go, son.
671
00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:49,690
You know, son, it was
just great spending
time with you today.
672
00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:50,952
Yeah, I know you
don't think
673
00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:52,911
your dad's
the coolest guy
in town,
674
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,390
but it wasn't
so bad, was it?
675
00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:56,740
Actually, I was
thinking we could go
to the bait shop
676
00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:58,829
a bit early tomorrow,
maybe around 6:00.
677
00:31:58,829 --> 00:31:59,830
Really. No kidding.
678
00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,354
Yeah, I mean,
I'm starting to see
679
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:03,530
a whole different side
of the fishing business.
680
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,053
That's great, son.
681
00:32:05,053 --> 00:32:06,272
I didn't think
682
00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:07,751
you'd ever take
an interest
in what I do.
683
00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:09,971
It's good for a boy
to have a positive
male role model.
684
00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:12,104
Hey, look!
Grandpa's here.
685
00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:15,020
Bill, weakly:
Oh, great.
686
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:28,555
Oh, wow, dad! Come
and check this out.
See what grandpa got us.
687
00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:36,867
I don't care what it is.
We are notno.
688
00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:39,522
No. Is it high def?
689
00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:42,003
I am glad you like it.
690
00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:44,092
Yeah, I was down
at the store,
691
00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:45,615
I got to thinking.
692
00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:47,748
What's the use of
having money unless
you can buy things
693
00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:49,141
for those you love?
694
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:51,578
I'll bet you're
always surprising
Scott and Laura
695
00:32:51,578 --> 00:32:52,927
with expensive
gifts, eh?
696
00:32:52,927 --> 00:32:55,060
Yes, last week, I bought
her an electric razor.
697
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:57,932
I have to tell you,
I know I've been
hard on you
698
00:32:57,932 --> 00:33:00,021
about the bait shop
and coming to
work for me,
699
00:33:00,021 --> 00:33:03,068
but today,
I realized you're
a great businessman.
700
00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:05,766
I should just
leave you alone.
701
00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:07,855
You did?
702
00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:10,162
I was thinking of making
you a no-interest loan.
703
00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:12,338
You could fix up
things at the shop,
704
00:33:12,338 --> 00:33:14,122
but I hear everything
is so great,
705
00:33:14,122 --> 00:33:16,037
you got it
under control.
706
00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:19,040
Well, thanks. Yeah.
Iwait.
707
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:19,998
A loan?
708
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,739
Yeah. About 20,000 or so.
709
00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:24,393
Then it hit me.
710
00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:28,267
That would be an insult
to a great entrepreneur
like you are.
711
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,835
See you.
712
00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:41,149
I meant to ask you,
dad said he saw you
at the bank today.
713
00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:42,672
Yeah, yeah.
I was down there.
714
00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:46,720
I was trying to
maximize our profits
by investing in
715
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,072
please. Dad told me
about the $15,000
we owe the bank!
716
00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:52,769
How could you keep
this from me?
717
00:33:52,769 --> 00:33:55,076
Sweetie, I was
gonna tell you when
the time was right.
718
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:56,469
Sure. Dad says that
719
00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:58,384
oh, my dad says!
Enough with
your dad.
720
00:33:58,384 --> 00:34:01,082
Every day i'm
at that bait shop
busting my hump
721
00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:02,518
just to try to keep
it together.
722
00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:04,346
And it'd be nice
if I could get just
a little support
723
00:34:04,346 --> 00:34:06,000
around here.
724
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,438
I've been supportive,
and in turn, you lie to me.
725
00:34:20,275 --> 00:34:21,189
Dad?
726
00:34:21,189 --> 00:34:22,016
Yeah.
727
00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:23,278
Mom said you
lied to her.
728
00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:26,412
Well, your mom and I
had a little disagreement.
729
00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:28,196
But I didn't lie.
730
00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:29,502
Not exactly.
731
00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:31,808
Maybe I withheld
pertinent information
732
00:34:31,808 --> 00:34:33,854
and presented certain
facts in a way
733
00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:36,030
to spin the story
for my benefit
734
00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:39,990
but only in a fashion
that would prevent
that marital discord.
735
00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:41,253
So you lied.
736
00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:43,342
Yeah. Technically,
yes, I lied.
737
00:34:43,342 --> 00:34:45,039
But there were circumstances
that you just
738
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:50,131
you know what?
When you get older,
you'll understand.
739
00:34:58,879 --> 00:35:01,882
Today
is our day.
740
00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:04,537
Me and my boy
spending a little
time together.
741
00:35:04,537 --> 00:35:06,495
Whatever you want
to do today, son,
742
00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:07,670
you name it.
743
00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:09,063
Sure, dad. I'll see
you in a little while.
744
00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:10,586
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where you going?
745
00:35:10,586 --> 00:35:13,850
Um, I'm going
to meet a friend.
I'll be back later.
746
00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:17,115
All right.
I'll see you.
747
00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:29,301
Gang, I'm gonna do it.
748
00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:31,172
I'm gonna enter
that tournament,
749
00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:34,175
and I am gonna
win that $50,000.
750
00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:36,221
All right.
Good for you, bill.
751
00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:37,961
Yeah, I started
thinking about it.
752
00:35:37,961 --> 00:35:39,224
I'm a good fisherman.
753
00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:41,182
A little bit
of practice,
that prize money is
754
00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:42,270
as good as mine.
755
00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:44,272
He's finally cracked.
756
00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:45,534
Sad.
I heard that.
757
00:35:45,534 --> 00:35:49,016
But that's ok,
because my boy
believes in me.
758
00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:51,105
As long as my boy still
believes in me,
759
00:35:51,105 --> 00:35:53,673
there's no way I can lose.
760
00:35:58,243 --> 00:36:02,072
I want my mullet back
761
00:36:02,072 --> 00:36:03,117
back
762
00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:05,293
back, back
763
00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:07,426
yeah!
764
00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:16,174
Yeah!
765
00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:20,221
All right!
766
00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:21,440
Come on, y'all
767
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,745
you're the greatest
fisherman in the world.
768
00:36:22,745 --> 00:36:26,793
I know. I'll give
you a little
advice, Scotty.
769
00:36:26,793 --> 00:36:29,317
Fishing is war.
770
00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:32,494
You must be prepared
both mentally
and physically
771
00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:35,410
for your battle
with the bass.
772
00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:36,672
Climb aboard, son.
773
00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:40,198
Hot rod's got something
he wants to show you.
774
00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:42,896
Hold my rod.
775
00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:46,334
I got this baby customized.
776
00:36:46,334 --> 00:36:47,509
It's all here.
777
00:36:47,509 --> 00:36:49,076
Besides twin
Mercury motors,
778
00:36:49,076 --> 00:36:52,471
it's got cd, DVD,
g.P.S., TiVo,
wireless Internet,
779
00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:55,256
and PlayStation one,
2, and 3.
780
00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:56,388
It's the bomb.
781
00:36:56,388 --> 00:36:57,737
Wow!
Wow is right.
782
00:36:57,737 --> 00:37:00,479
Now, how about we
take her out for
a little spin
783
00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:02,872
and get some
fishing in?
784
00:37:02,872 --> 00:37:05,092
Um, now?
785
00:37:05,092 --> 00:37:08,617
I kind of have
to go to work.
786
00:37:09,401 --> 00:37:12,839
Work? Work is
for losers.
787
00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:15,276
Hot rod's rules of
the road number 11.
788
00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:18,366
Always get
someone else to
do that for you.
789
00:37:18,366 --> 00:37:23,197
Ok. Let me just go
tell my dadboss
790
00:37:23,197 --> 00:37:25,808
and I'll be right back.
791
00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:30,987
A 4-letter wordwork.
792
00:37:32,772 --> 00:37:34,034
Hey, dad.
793
00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:35,862
Hey, son, you're
just in time.
794
00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:37,255
I'm just heading
out on the lake.
795
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,299
Why don't you
go grab your rod
796
00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:40,127
and I'll teach you
something?
797
00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:42,129
Actually, I wanted to
go fishing with a friend,
if that's ok with you.
798
00:37:42,129 --> 00:37:44,218
Oh. Well, I thought
you and I were gonna
799
00:37:44,218 --> 00:37:46,133
ah, you know what?
Never mind.
800
00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,221
Go ahead. Have some fun.
801
00:37:47,221 --> 00:37:49,310
Thanks, dad.
All right.
See you.
802
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:51,007
Come on!
803
00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:53,619
It might be time to
upgrade to a bigger
motor, don't you think?
804
00:37:53,619 --> 00:37:56,404
No way. This
little motor
has served me
805
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:57,405
just fine.
806
00:37:57,405 --> 00:38:00,321
Those big engines
are overrated.
807
00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:05,283
Hey, fix that dock.
808
00:38:09,112 --> 00:38:10,766
Hoo-whee!
809
00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,297
Rule number 9
always have a big motor.
810
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:24,606
If you ain't got
225 horsepower,
you ain't got nothing.
811
00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:27,087
Isn't this
a no-wake zone.
812
00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:32,310
When you're rich
and famous, rules
do not apply.
813
00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:36,270
Whoo-hoo!
814
00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:39,534
Hey! Oh, my
815
00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:43,146
wind in your face.
Now this is fishing!
816
00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:45,366
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo!
817
00:38:45,366 --> 00:38:46,759
Yeah!
818
00:38:51,024 --> 00:38:53,896
Oh, no.
819
00:38:58,510 --> 00:38:59,685
Come on.
820
00:38:59,685 --> 00:39:01,513
Oh!
821
00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:11,523
Hey, Scotty,
just cast your line
right over there.
822
00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:13,873
Whoa.
823
00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:15,962
Whoo!
Got it.
824
00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:17,790
Motorola echo 2000.
825
00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:19,139
Come on
826
00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:21,097
ain't a bass in
the world that
can defeat sonar.
827
00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:23,361
Yeah!
828
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,405
This is awesome.
829
00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:26,407
Oh, you dang straight
it's awesome.
830
00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:27,800
Modern technology.
831
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,368
Some folks say it
takes the skill
out of fishing.
832
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,370
Me, I'd rather win.
833
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,545
Ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
834
00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:36,765
Whoo! Let's
get a picture
of this baby.
835
00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:44,599
Oh, yes! Come on, baby.
Hee hee!
836
00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:45,905
Oh, you're a beast.
837
00:39:45,905 --> 00:39:49,822
Come here. Oh, don't break.
Don't break. Don't
838
00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,693
there we
839
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,482
well, it's official.
840
00:39:57,482 --> 00:40:01,137
This is the worst day
of my life.
841
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,840
Yeah!
Yeah!
842
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,624
Over there, son.
843
00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:10,495
Ha ha!
844
00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:12,453
Like the way she lets it
845
00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:14,890
lets it show
846
00:40:16,022 --> 00:40:20,287
well, I like the way
she lets it
847
00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:22,550
let it roll
848
00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:27,555
if you need a man
to roll with
849
00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:30,515
baby, let me know
850
00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:33,866
this is the greatest
day of my life.
851
00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:35,389
Na na da da da
852
00:40:35,389 --> 00:40:37,347
wow. The guys
at the plant
are gonna freak
853
00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:39,393
when they see
this picture.
Thanks, hot rod.
854
00:40:39,393 --> 00:40:42,396
Sure. That'll be 5 bucks.
855
00:40:43,571 --> 00:40:47,009
Cough it up. Hot rod's
got mouths to feed.
856
00:40:48,228 --> 00:40:54,756
Oh, here he is
paradise lake's favorite
amateur fisherman.
857
00:40:54,756 --> 00:40:59,108
Oh, don't tell me you
came back empty-handed.
858
00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:01,502
You don't just go
out on the lake
859
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:03,286
and catch a bass
on a whim.
860
00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:06,507
It's a process.
Ups and downs,
861
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:09,467
ebbs and flows,
peaks and valleys.
862
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:10,685
Scott?
863
00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:12,165
Hey, dad.
864
00:41:12,165 --> 00:41:13,645
Hey, slow your roll
here now.
865
00:41:13,645 --> 00:41:15,429
Don't tell me this is
your kid.
866
00:41:15,429 --> 00:41:17,518
I thought he was
just some homeless
street urchin
867
00:41:17,518 --> 00:41:18,867
in need of
a little direction.
868
00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:21,043
You want to tell
me what the heck
you're doing
869
00:41:21,043 --> 00:41:22,610
hanging out with
this pompous jerk?
870
00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:24,351
Dad, you can't just
come here like this.
871
00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:26,048
Looks to me like he
was catching himself
872
00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:27,615
a boatload full
of fish.
873
00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:29,051
The boy's got talent.
874
00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:31,358
That's why
hot rod's made
him his proteége.
875
00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:32,838
Come on, now.
Let's head down
to my store
876
00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:34,840
and make us a couple
protein smoothies.
877
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,711
Hey, he's not
going anywhere with you.
878
00:41:36,711 --> 00:41:38,191
Dad, you're
embarrassing me!
879
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:41,324
This man stands for
everything I'm against.
880
00:41:41,324 --> 00:41:43,544
He's all style,
no substance.
881
00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:45,198
Style kicks
substance's butt.
882
00:41:45,198 --> 00:41:47,983
Hot rod rules
of the road
number 17.
883
00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:49,245
Come on. Let's go.
884
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:50,464
Are you listening to me?
885
00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:52,553
He is a bad influence,
and I don't want you
886
00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:53,815
having any fun?
887
00:41:53,815 --> 00:41:55,121
Oh, man!
We did have fun,
didn't we?
888
00:41:55,121 --> 00:41:56,862
Whoo! Come on.
Let's go.
889
00:41:56,862 --> 00:41:58,603
Get in that bait shop
right now.
890
00:41:58,603 --> 00:42:00,822
This is so lame.
Hey!
891
00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:03,129
Uh! Ohh! Gah!
892
00:42:03,129 --> 00:42:07,176
Oh, lookie there.
It looks like style
just gave substance
893
00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:09,875
another swift kick
in the butt.
894
00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:15,271
But don't worry.
Hot rod will give
Scotty a ride home.
895
00:42:15,271 --> 00:42:16,664
Dad, you ok?
896
00:42:16,664 --> 00:42:20,450
Fine. Just go.
897
00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:30,722
Odd job!
898
00:42:37,859 --> 00:42:40,383
You are not
gonna believe
what happened.
899
00:42:40,383 --> 00:42:42,385
Scott is grounded
for a month.
900
00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:43,604
Oh, he is?
Yeah.
901
00:42:43,604 --> 00:42:44,823
When are you
gonna fill me in
902
00:42:44,823 --> 00:42:46,607
on how we're
gonna come up
with the money?
903
00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:47,739
Relax about
the money.
904
00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:48,914
I got it all
figured out.
905
00:42:48,914 --> 00:42:51,133
I found
a loophole that's
gonna allow me
906
00:42:51,133 --> 00:42:52,308
to exploit
my talents
907
00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:54,049
and enter
the paradise lake tournament.
908
00:42:54,049 --> 00:42:56,617
The 50 grand is
good as mine.
909
00:42:56,617 --> 00:42:58,663
See? Don't you
feel better?
910
00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:01,317
Oh, come on.
911
00:43:01,317 --> 00:43:02,580
Laura.
912
00:43:03,929 --> 00:43:05,017
You know what?
913
00:43:05,757 --> 00:43:08,194
That's mature.
Mm-hmm.
914
00:43:24,210 --> 00:43:29,041
I sure have messed
things up, haven't I,
buddy?
915
00:43:33,306 --> 00:43:34,220
Ha ha.
916
00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:37,702
There's a blast
from the past.
917
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:44,273
Read this!
Catch a bass. Catch a bass.
918
00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:46,362
Oh, oh! Hey! Whoa! Whoa!
919
00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:48,016
Howdy doody!
920
00:43:48,016 --> 00:43:49,061
Whoo! Hey!
921
00:43:49,061 --> 00:43:51,629
Fish or buy bait!
Bill's bait shop.
922
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:52,673
Not interested.
923
00:43:52,673 --> 00:43:54,153
Oh, up yours.
924
00:43:54,153 --> 00:43:57,286
Hey, hey. Baby, we
got a sale there
at bill's bait shop.
925
00:43:57,286 --> 00:43:58,374
A big sale.
926
00:43:58,374 --> 00:43:59,680
Oh, I thought you
worked for hot rod.
927
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,029
My husband loves
that guy.
928
00:44:01,029 --> 00:44:02,291
Hot rod? He's a creep.
929
00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:05,077
Hey! We got
a big sale at
bill's bait shop.
930
00:44:05,077 --> 00:44:06,992
Right here. Whoa! Whoa!
931
00:44:06,992 --> 00:44:08,167
I don't fish.
932
00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:10,778
You don't fish?
What are you, a communist?
933
00:44:13,476 --> 00:44:17,306
Well, what, you want
a little piece of fish?
934
00:44:23,573 --> 00:44:25,924
What are you, some
kind of freak?
935
00:44:25,924 --> 00:44:29,928
No, I'm not a freak.
I'm a bass.
936
00:44:29,928 --> 00:44:33,105
I'm a bass!
937
00:44:38,937 --> 00:44:40,329
Oh, shut up.
938
00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:42,288
Bill?
Ooh!
939
00:44:43,289 --> 00:44:44,507
Oh, lord.
940
00:44:44,507 --> 00:44:47,685
What? You never seen
a bass in a bar before?
941
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,731
I've caught
a few that big,
942
00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:53,168
but never one quite
that ugly.
943
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,741
Well, well, well.
944
00:45:00,741 --> 00:45:05,006
If it ain't
the great
hot rod Johnson.
945
00:45:05,006 --> 00:45:08,923
Everybody, everybody,
bow your heads
946
00:45:08,923 --> 00:45:11,534
and don't make
direct eye contact
947
00:45:11,534 --> 00:45:14,581
because he's not just
a fisherman,
948
00:45:14,581 --> 00:45:16,496
he's a real
American hero.
949
00:45:16,496 --> 00:45:21,675
Boy, you think you're
just some kind of
tough guy, don't you?
950
00:45:21,675 --> 00:45:23,155
You better be
careful, bill.
951
00:45:23,155 --> 00:45:25,157
I've been known
to bring the thunder.
952
00:45:25,157 --> 00:45:26,201
Is that right?
953
00:45:26,201 --> 00:45:27,855
Well, I been known
to break the wind.
954
00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:29,944
Easy,
easy, easy, fellas.
955
00:45:29,944 --> 00:45:33,556
So you guys want to
go a couple rounds?
956
00:45:33,556 --> 00:45:36,821
Can't you guys just
settle this like men?
957
00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:38,953
That's a good idea.
958
00:45:39,911 --> 00:45:41,695
How about
a knife fight?
959
00:45:41,695 --> 00:45:45,917
I got a better idea.
960
00:45:46,265 --> 00:45:48,876
All right, everybody.
Settle down.
961
00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:50,225
See, the bet
962
00:45:50,225 --> 00:45:52,532
is for $100.
963
00:45:52,532 --> 00:45:54,795
Ooh!
964
00:45:55,796 --> 00:45:57,319
Now, here's the deal.
965
00:45:57,319 --> 00:45:59,234
I bet I can down
my 3 beers
966
00:45:59,234 --> 00:46:03,195
before old big mouth bill
can down his 3 shots.
967
00:46:03,195 --> 00:46:04,936
Oh!
Oh!
968
00:46:04,936 --> 00:46:06,633
Ha ha ha!
Really?
969
00:46:06,633 --> 00:46:12,465
Hup, hup. The only
rule is you can't touch
the other man's glass.
970
00:46:12,465 --> 00:46:16,338
Ha ha. This is gonna
be the easiest money
I ever made.
971
00:46:16,338 --> 00:46:18,906
You're about to be
all mine.
972
00:46:18,906 --> 00:46:21,561
We'll see about that.
973
00:46:21,561 --> 00:46:22,823
All right.
974
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:24,956
On the count of 3.
975
00:46:24,956 --> 00:46:30,309
1, 2, 3.
976
00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:33,094
Go, hot rod. Come on.
977
00:46:33,094 --> 00:46:34,792
That's one.
978
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:35,793
Yeah!
979
00:46:36,924 --> 00:46:39,187
Let's go, bill.
980
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:44,932
There's two.
981
00:46:53,593 --> 00:46:58,032
Remember, bill, you
can't touch my glass.
982
00:47:00,252 --> 00:47:03,951
Oh, baby, he got
you, bill!
983
00:47:04,909 --> 00:47:06,867
He is a god.
984
00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:09,478
Well, bill,
985
00:47:09,478 --> 00:47:12,873
I'm required by
the state to inform you
986
00:47:12,873 --> 00:47:14,701
that these hands
are registered
987
00:47:14,701 --> 00:47:16,137
as lethal weapons.
988
00:47:16,137 --> 00:47:17,922
Son of a
989
00:47:17,922 --> 00:47:20,663
ooh!
990
00:47:32,893 --> 00:47:34,895
Ow!
991
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,332
Ohh!
992
00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:45,601
I feel like
bill looks.
993
00:47:45,601 --> 00:47:49,867
Then you must be
in a world of pain.
994
00:47:51,607 --> 00:47:52,608
Drink this.
995
00:47:52,608 --> 00:47:54,262
You smell like a wino.
996
00:47:54,262 --> 00:47:55,829
Well, I drank
like one.
997
00:47:55,829 --> 00:47:58,049
You need to
shape up, bill.
998
00:47:58,049 --> 00:48:00,312
The tournament
starts tomorrow.
999
00:48:00,312 --> 00:48:01,791
I'll be fine.
1000
00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:04,969
Where's odd job
and Dale?
1001
00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:08,276
Um, I'm sure
they're around.
1002
00:48:08,276 --> 00:48:09,843
Oh, I see.
1003
00:48:09,843 --> 00:48:12,541
Like rats jumping
off a sinking ship.
1004
00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:14,543
You know what?
Who needs them?
1005
00:48:14,543 --> 00:48:16,067
It's not like that.
1006
00:48:16,067 --> 00:48:18,765
It's just that lately
you've been a little
bit hard to
1007
00:48:18,765 --> 00:48:19,679
good morning.
1008
00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:21,681
Good morning, Roy.
1009
00:48:21,681 --> 00:48:23,988
You have time for
a cup of coffee.
1010
00:48:23,988 --> 00:48:26,686
Oh, I don't think
I can, Betty,
1011
00:48:26,686 --> 00:48:28,688
what with
my rounds and all.
1012
00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:29,689
Oh, for
the love of
1013
00:48:29,689 --> 00:48:31,169
Roy, she's got
the hots for you.
1014
00:48:31,169 --> 00:48:34,694
Why do you think
she tries to give
you a cup of coffee
1015
00:48:34,694 --> 00:48:36,478
every day? Duh.
1016
00:48:36,478 --> 00:48:40,308
Um, I'll see
you guys later.
1017
00:48:45,531 --> 00:48:46,401
Bill?
1018
00:48:46,401 --> 00:48:47,533
I've never been
so embarrassed
1019
00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:50,710
in my entire life.
How could you!
1020
00:48:50,710 --> 00:48:54,061
Ooh!
Oh, Betty, come on.
1021
00:48:54,061 --> 00:48:54,975
It's not that
1022
00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:55,976
good morning, boys.
1023
00:48:55,976 --> 00:48:57,804
Oh, great. Who
knew Satan fished?
1024
00:48:57,804 --> 00:48:59,023
It was quite
a spectacle
1025
00:48:59,023 --> 00:49:00,546
you made
of yourself
last night.
1026
00:49:00,546 --> 00:49:03,984
They're e-mailing
this picture around
down at the store.
1027
00:49:03,984 --> 00:49:08,554
Oh, Jack, this really is
not a good day for this.
1028
00:49:08,554 --> 00:49:10,904
I've come to give you
the 15 grand.
1029
00:49:10,904 --> 00:49:12,601
I'm listening.
1030
00:49:12,601 --> 00:49:15,735
So you'll take
my money?
1031
00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:18,042
Normally, no way.
1032
00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:19,957
But I need to save
my shop.
1033
00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:23,395
Save your shop?
No, no. This is
to pay off the bank.
1034
00:49:23,395 --> 00:49:26,006
I'm gonna
sell this place
to hot rod.
1035
00:49:26,006 --> 00:49:26,964
What?!
1036
00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:28,139
Yeah. His name on
the bait shop,
1037
00:49:28,139 --> 00:49:29,923
a surefire money maker.
1038
00:49:29,923 --> 00:49:31,403
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What about me?
1039
00:49:31,403 --> 00:49:35,059
Well, you can
come work for me
and sell mattresses.
1040
00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:39,977
Face it. Where the hell
else are you gonna
get the money?
1041
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,999
Want a beer?
1042
00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:06,960
Nothing like a cold beer
on a hot afternoon
1043
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,831
to make a man feel
1044
00:50:08,831 --> 00:50:09,919
buddy.
1045
00:50:09,919 --> 00:50:11,747
All right.
1046
00:50:12,705 --> 00:50:14,881
How's it going?
1047
00:50:14,881 --> 00:50:15,969
Terrible.
1048
00:50:15,969 --> 00:50:18,102
My father-in-law's
trying to muscle in.
1049
00:50:18,102 --> 00:50:19,190
My friends
have left me.
1050
00:50:19,190 --> 00:50:20,756
My family's nowhere
to be found.
1051
00:50:20,756 --> 00:50:23,324
Whoa, whoa. I'm not
Dr. Phil here.
1052
00:50:23,324 --> 00:50:24,673
I meant,
how's the fishing?
1053
00:50:24,673 --> 00:50:28,982
Yeah. The fishing.
I must have been
out of my mind
1054
00:50:28,982 --> 00:50:30,244
to enter that thing.
1055
00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:33,291
I haven't won
a tournament
in years.
1056
00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:34,553
I'm actually thinking
1057
00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:36,859
about buying
one of those
echo sounders,
1058
00:50:36,859 --> 00:50:40,037
you know, to give
me an edge.
1059
00:50:42,082 --> 00:50:43,083
Bill
1060
00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:45,390
you got to dance
with who brung you.
1061
00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:47,783
Know what I mean?
1062
00:51:07,325 --> 00:51:10,067
Welcome to ESPN's
coverage
1063
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,156
of the paradise lake invitational,
1064
00:51:12,156 --> 00:51:14,506
one of the premier events
on the bassmaster pro tour.
1065
00:51:14,506 --> 00:51:16,769
It's a perfect day, guaranteeing
1066
00:51:16,769 --> 00:51:17,944
an exciting shootout,
1067
00:51:17,944 --> 00:51:20,207
as the world's bass anglers
have converged
1068
00:51:20,207 --> 00:51:22,340
on this beautiful spot
1069
00:51:22,340 --> 00:51:24,429
to compete for $50,000 cash
1070
00:51:24,429 --> 00:51:28,041
for what should be the most
exciting event of the season.
1071
00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:29,564
Good morning, all.
I'm Keith Alan.
1072
00:51:29,564 --> 00:51:31,566
By my side,
Mark zona,
1073
00:51:31,566 --> 00:51:32,654
bassmaster veteran,
1074
00:51:32,654 --> 00:51:34,134
ready to break it
down for us.
1075
00:51:34,134 --> 00:51:35,527
Magical stuff
as always, Keith.
1076
00:51:35,527 --> 00:51:38,138
Plain and simple,
it is gonna take
a minor miracle
1077
00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:40,097
for any of these
anglers to unseat
1078
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:43,665
the number-one ranked
bass angler in the world,
1079
00:51:43,665 --> 00:51:45,276
hot rod Johnson.
1080
00:51:45,276 --> 00:51:47,974
And you're gonna have
to wake up pretty
early in the morning
1081
00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:49,671
to beat hot rod Johnson.
1082
00:51:49,671 --> 00:51:52,500
If he drops 5 bombs,
and this thing is over
before it starts
1083
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:55,068
oh, no, no, no!
1084
00:51:55,068 --> 00:51:59,812
Hot rod Johnson is
1085
00:51:59,812 --> 00:52:01,901
when nobody else
catches him.
1086
00:52:01,901 --> 00:52:04,556
I'm gonna tell you
something, Keith,
1087
00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:05,731
hot rod Johnson
1088
00:52:05,731 --> 00:52:08,690
rods, rods, rods.
1089
00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:13,260
Hot rod Johnson is built
for tournaments like this.
1090
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:15,306
Listen when I
tell you
1091
00:52:15,306 --> 00:52:18,874
this lake is just perfect
for hot rod Johnson
1092
00:52:18,874 --> 00:52:21,225
probably gonna
need pants.
1093
00:52:29,581 --> 00:52:31,757
Everything looks
good here.
1094
00:52:31,757 --> 00:52:32,801
You're good to go.
1095
00:52:32,801 --> 00:52:35,152
Hey, I'm bill dugan.
Sorry I'm late.
1096
00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:38,242
Oh, yes, our amateur.
We're ready for you.
1097
00:52:38,242 --> 00:52:40,113
You can launch
your boat over here.
1098
00:52:40,113 --> 00:52:41,375
Hang on. Hey.
1099
00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:43,247
What idiot parked their
piece of garbage here?
1100
00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:48,208
Yeah! Boy, huh?
The nerve of
some people.
1101
00:53:01,003 --> 00:53:02,048
Pretty, isn't it?
1102
00:53:02,048 --> 00:53:04,746
Yeah. Honey, what are
you doing here?
1103
00:53:04,746 --> 00:53:06,574
I thought you might
want this.
1104
00:53:06,574 --> 00:53:07,575
What is it?
1105
00:53:07,575 --> 00:53:09,925
It's your old
championship shirt.
1106
00:53:12,667 --> 00:53:13,973
Thanks.
1107
00:53:13,973 --> 00:53:15,496
Bill, no matter
what happens with
the tournament
1108
00:53:15,496 --> 00:53:17,455
or the money, you
and I really need
to sit down and talk
1109
00:53:17,455 --> 00:53:18,891
when this is
all over.
1110
00:53:18,891 --> 00:53:20,327
Talk. Yeah, honey,
I was gonna
1111
00:53:20,327 --> 00:53:22,024
Mr. Dugan, we need you.
1112
00:53:22,024 --> 00:53:23,330
Ok, I'll be
right there.
1113
00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:24,853
Sweetie, I was
gonna tell you
1114
00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:27,247
it's ok, bill.
Go ahead.
1115
00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:32,339
Sit right there.
1116
00:53:32,339 --> 00:53:33,688
Here comes some fresh meat.
1117
00:53:33,688 --> 00:53:36,648
Hey, how about you, guy?
Guy with the yellow shirt.
1118
00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:45,439
Here he is,
the local hero
1119
00:53:45,439 --> 00:53:48,877
and former amateur
champion, bill doogie.
1120
00:53:48,877 --> 00:53:50,227
Thanks, man,
but actually
it's dugan.
1121
00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:53,317
Wonderful. Hey, you got
to be excited to be here.
1122
00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,666
Oh, I mean, it's
a dream come tru
1123
00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:56,363
you know, I had
an opportunity
to spend some time
1124
00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:57,538
with your father-in-law
today.
1125
00:53:57,538 --> 00:53:59,279
The mattress king.
That's right.
1126
00:53:59,279 --> 00:54:00,193
Exactly.
1127
00:54:00,193 --> 00:54:01,238
And let me tell you something.
1128
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,369
This truly is
a sad story.
1129
00:54:02,369 --> 00:54:05,285
Bill doogie sits
here a shell of man
1130
00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:07,026
on the edge of the abyss
1131
00:54:07,026 --> 00:54:08,375
about to lose it all.
1132
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:12,292
He's facing humiliation,
bankruptcy, personal ruin.
1133
00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:14,294
Zona, that prize money
sure could help.
1134
00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:15,382
You got
that right.
1135
00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:17,036
You know, he's got
about as much chance
1136
00:54:17,036 --> 00:54:19,952
as you do winning a gold
medal in synchronized
swimming, Keith.
1137
00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:22,781
The worst thing is
poor doogie is
almost homeless.
1138
00:54:22,781 --> 00:54:24,086
Now,
wait a minute.
1139
00:54:24,086 --> 00:54:26,263
Bill doogie, a man
with a dream,
1140
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:29,527
a dream that could
turn into a tragedy.
1141
00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:31,529
And now a word
from our sponsor,
1142
00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:32,660
mattress king.
1143
00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:37,186
We'll make you sleep
like royalty
1144
00:54:37,186 --> 00:54:38,275
what the heck
was that?!
1145
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,364
Whoa!
It's all good.
It's all good.
1146
00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:41,365
Hey, here we go.
1147
00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:44,063
It's hot rod. H.R.J.
1148
00:54:44,063 --> 00:54:45,325
Yes!
1149
00:54:45,325 --> 00:54:46,457
At mattress king
1150
00:54:46,457 --> 00:54:50,243
we'll make you sleep
like royalty
1151
00:54:53,899 --> 00:54:55,248
welcome back, everyone.
1152
00:54:55,248 --> 00:54:57,685
We're joined by tournament
favorite, crowd favorite,
1153
00:54:57,685 --> 00:55:00,427
and america's favorite,
hot rod Johnson.
1154
00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:02,037
You know, champ,
we were just talking
1155
00:55:02,037 --> 00:55:04,692
to the amateur,
bill doogie.
1156
00:55:04,692 --> 00:55:07,652
What advice could you
throw him right now?
1157
00:55:07,652 --> 00:55:10,307
Well, Mark zona,
I just think
1158
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,918
it's great that we
live in a country
1159
00:55:12,918 --> 00:55:17,792
where anyone can
participate in
a fantastic event
1160
00:55:17,792 --> 00:55:19,141
like this one.
1161
00:55:19,141 --> 00:55:19,881
Awesome.
1162
00:55:19,881 --> 00:55:20,926
Wow. Great, great stuff.
1163
00:55:20,926 --> 00:55:22,101
Get out of my
let go of me.
1164
00:55:22,101 --> 00:55:23,320
Homeless?
Shell of a man?
1165
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,495
Let me tell you
something, zona.
1166
00:55:24,495 --> 00:55:25,974
How much gel you got
in that hair, huh?
1167
00:55:25,974 --> 00:55:27,367
Let me gonna tell you
something, guys.
1168
00:55:27,367 --> 00:55:30,152
That tool couldn't
catch a bass
in a toilet bowl.
1169
00:55:30,152 --> 00:55:31,893
Man, it's like watching
a car wreck.
1170
00:55:31,893 --> 00:55:35,419
You can't take
your eyes away
from the screen.
1171
00:55:35,419 --> 00:55:37,769
Bill looks good, though.
1172
00:55:37,769 --> 00:55:39,379
Crazed but good.
1173
00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:42,469
Sounds
like someone missed
their medication.
1174
00:55:42,469 --> 00:55:47,126
Gentlemen,
start your engines.
1175
00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:02,054
And they're off.
1176
00:56:02,054 --> 00:56:04,578
Hey, hot rod's
leaving early.
1177
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,935
Come on, come on!
1178
00:56:17,199 --> 00:56:20,420
All right, all right.
1179
00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,838
Oh, yeah!
1180
00:56:48,230 --> 00:56:50,058
Nope.
1181
00:56:51,190 --> 00:56:53,410
Hot rod sure is
making it look easy
1182
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,454
out there.
1183
00:56:54,454 --> 00:56:55,542
What a great example
for the kids.
1184
00:56:55,542 --> 00:56:57,326
Classic
hot rod Johnson.
1185
00:56:57,326 --> 00:56:59,851
Some guys make
gold records.
1186
00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:02,201
Hot rod wins bass tournaments.
1187
00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:03,463
Yeah, hot rod!
1188
00:57:03,463 --> 00:57:05,857
Well, by contrast,
we got to talk
a little bit
1189
00:57:05,857 --> 00:57:08,033
about the amateur,
bill doogie.
1190
00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:09,338
Quite honestly,
1191
00:57:09,338 --> 00:57:10,514
I don't even know
what that guy's
doing here.
1192
00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:12,124
You know, it's obvious
to me at least
1193
00:57:12,124 --> 00:57:14,953
you know, I've been in
this for the better
side of 25 years
1194
00:57:14,953 --> 00:57:17,608
that that man is
clearly outmanned right
1195
00:57:17,608 --> 00:57:19,653
it's coming in.
We're going to
actually take you out
1196
00:57:19,653 --> 00:57:22,221
to the water with
our amateur champion,
bill doogie,
1197
00:57:22,221 --> 00:57:25,746
and take a peek at what
he's got his hands on now.
1198
00:57:25,746 --> 00:57:27,052
No. No, no. No
1199
00:57:27,052 --> 00:57:29,489
I don't even know
that that's legal.
1200
00:57:29,489 --> 00:57:31,360
Ooh!
1201
00:57:39,151 --> 00:57:42,981
Oh, yeah. Come to papa.
Here we go.
1202
00:57:44,069 --> 00:57:45,766
Hey, now, baby.
1203
00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:48,900
Now we talking.
1204
00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:51,468
Hey, get in there.
1205
00:57:58,562 --> 00:58:01,260
13 pounds, 6 ounces
1206
00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:02,391
for Preston Clarke,
1207
00:58:02,391 --> 00:58:04,437
putting him in third
place for the day.
1208
00:58:04,437 --> 00:58:05,960
Nice work, Preston.
1209
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,484
And here he comes, folks,
1210
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,137
hot rod Johnson!
1211
00:58:09,137 --> 00:58:10,835
Yeah!
1212
00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:12,967
The greatest!
1213
00:58:13,620 --> 00:58:15,883
Hey,
hot rod!
1214
00:58:15,883 --> 00:58:18,625
That's
the way to reel
it in, hot rod.
1215
00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:19,496
Good job!
1216
00:58:20,975 --> 00:58:23,108
16 pounds, 3 ounces.
1217
00:58:23,108 --> 00:58:25,806
That puts hot rod Johnson
in first place.
1218
00:58:25,806 --> 00:58:28,722
That's usually
a 2-day total.
1219
00:58:28,722 --> 00:58:31,986
You know, we
always talk about guys
1220
00:58:31,986 --> 00:58:34,641
fishing their strength
on this tournament trail.
1221
00:58:34,641 --> 00:58:38,340
And hot rod Johnson has
done that to perfection
today, Keith.
1222
00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,428
I'm gonna tell you,
1223
00:58:39,428 --> 00:58:40,865
one of the most flawless performances
1224
00:58:40,865 --> 00:58:43,302
I've ever seen on
the water this afternoon.
1225
00:58:43,302 --> 00:58:45,260
Well, the guy never
ceases to amaze me.
1226
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:48,002
Hot rod Johnson has
delivered again.
1227
00:58:48,002 --> 00:58:49,656
And with just one
minute to go,
1228
00:58:49,656 --> 00:58:54,182
still no sign of
the amateur, uh,
bill doogie.
1229
00:59:02,626 --> 00:59:04,149
Oh!
1230
00:59:04,149 --> 00:59:07,587
Gah! I can't getaah!
1231
00:59:07,587 --> 00:59:08,457
Look out!
1232
00:59:09,807 --> 00:59:11,591
Ow! Ow!
1233
00:59:11,591 --> 00:59:14,028
Where's the fish? Fish?
1234
00:59:16,117 --> 00:59:18,859
Sorry.
1235
00:59:29,957 --> 00:59:33,613
And it looks like
8 pounds, one ounce.
1236
00:59:33,613 --> 00:59:35,833
Ha! Is that
all you got?
1237
00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:41,882
That puts
bill dugan in 12th place.
1238
00:59:43,710 --> 00:59:46,583
Mr. Dugan, what are
you gonna do about
your boat?
1239
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:50,761
My boat?
What about my boat!
1240
00:59:51,762 --> 00:59:53,024
You are aware of
the rule that states
1241
00:59:53,024 --> 00:59:56,331
you can't use
a different boat
on day 2, right?
1242
00:59:56,331 --> 00:59:57,594
Failure to use that boat
1243
00:59:57,594 --> 01:00:00,597
will result in your disqualification.
1244
01:00:04,688 --> 01:00:05,819
Hey, bill!
1245
01:00:05,819 --> 01:00:09,344
Well, I see good news
travels fast.
1246
01:00:09,344 --> 01:00:11,259
Aw. Shame
about your boat.
1247
01:00:11,259 --> 01:00:15,263
Yeah. I can tell
you're real
broken up about it.
1248
01:00:15,263 --> 01:00:16,308
Relax.
1249
01:00:16,308 --> 01:00:18,658
I'm still offering
you the 15 grand.
1250
01:00:18,658 --> 01:00:20,355
Jack, I told you,
I don't want your money.
1251
01:00:20,355 --> 01:00:23,141
The bait shop is gone
one way or another.
1252
01:00:23,141 --> 01:00:25,709
This way,
your debt is paid.
1253
01:00:28,668 --> 01:00:29,930
Ok. Fine.
1254
01:00:29,930 --> 01:00:31,802
I knew you'd
see it my way.
1255
01:00:31,802 --> 01:00:33,455
The job offer's
still good.
1256
01:00:33,455 --> 01:00:36,937
I can't believe
I'll be managing
a mattress store.
1257
01:00:36,937 --> 01:00:39,287
Managing? You couldn't
run a bait shop.
1258
01:00:39,287 --> 01:00:41,072
I'm starting you out
on the ground floor
1259
01:00:41,072 --> 01:00:43,640
with the high school dropouts.
1260
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,685
Don't you worry
about Laura and Scott.
1261
01:00:45,685 --> 01:00:46,817
I got plenty of money.
1262
01:00:46,817 --> 01:00:51,125
They'll be
taken care of
1263
01:01:05,618 --> 01:01:08,708
Guess dad had
a pretty bad day today, huh?
1264
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,057
Yeah.
1265
01:01:10,057 --> 01:01:12,756
The important thing is
is that he tried
his best.
1266
01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:14,758
Hot rod rules
1267
01:01:14,758 --> 01:01:17,151
trying doesn't matter.
It's winning that counts.
1268
01:01:17,151 --> 01:01:19,763
What? I want you
to listen to me.
1269
01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:22,374
Hot rod Johnson
is full of it.
1270
01:01:22,374 --> 01:01:24,506
Your father is honest
and hard-working,
1271
01:01:24,506 --> 01:01:25,986
and he has
more integrity
in his little finger
1272
01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:28,728
than hot rod has
in his entire body.
1273
01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:29,947
Hot rod rules
of the road
1274
01:01:29,947 --> 01:01:31,339
I think it's time
1275
01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:33,167
that you start
showing your father
a little respect
1276
01:01:33,167 --> 01:01:35,953
and give him
some credit.
1277
01:01:39,783 --> 01:01:42,133
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
1278
01:01:42,133 --> 01:01:43,569
Hey, hey, hey!
1279
01:01:43,569 --> 01:01:45,397
Give these folks
a round of drinks
on me.
1280
01:01:45,397 --> 01:01:49,270
Looks like they
finally decided to
get with a winner!
1281
01:01:49,270 --> 01:01:51,751
Heh heh!
1282
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:53,710
How about a toast?
1283
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:56,669
To the late, great
bill dugan.
1284
01:01:56,669 --> 01:01:58,627
Gus,
he's not dead.
1285
01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:02,893
He's bound
to kill himself
after today, though.
1286
01:02:04,285 --> 01:02:07,375
Hey, buddy!
Pull up a chair!
1287
01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,638
Ain't this a sight?
1288
01:02:09,638 --> 01:02:11,684
Must be the traitors' bar.
1289
01:02:11,684 --> 01:02:12,990
I resent that, buddy.
1290
01:02:12,990 --> 01:02:15,340
They never did prove
that I sold them documents
1291
01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:17,211
to that
Chinese fella.
1292
01:02:17,211 --> 01:02:18,822
No, moron.
1293
01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:21,389
After all the years
of bill putting up
with you freeloaders,
1294
01:02:21,389 --> 01:02:23,783
you abandon him
when he needs you the most?
1295
01:02:23,783 --> 01:02:26,830
Dale, you been
thrown out of
every decent joint
1296
01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:28,614
in 3 counties,
1297
01:02:28,614 --> 01:02:30,268
but bill took you in.
1298
01:02:30,268 --> 01:02:33,750
Odd job,
you were unemployable.
1299
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,577
Bill gave you a job.
1300
01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:38,842
Betty, when you first
opened the snack bar,
1301
01:02:38,842 --> 01:02:41,322
your coffee tasted
like bilge water.
1302
01:02:41,322 --> 01:02:44,848
Bill stuck with you
till you got it together.
1303
01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:45,762
And you two
1304
01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:48,155
yeah, we know.
We're ingrates.
1305
01:02:48,155 --> 01:02:51,028
But we're too old
to change.
1306
01:02:51,028 --> 01:02:52,681
You're right, buddy.
1307
01:02:52,681 --> 01:02:54,814
We're terrible friends.
1308
01:02:54,814 --> 01:02:56,381
But what can we do now?
1309
01:02:56,381 --> 01:02:59,819
I think helping bill
win this tournament
would be a start.
1310
01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:00,951
Now, we could cut
the fuel line
1311
01:03:00,951 --> 01:03:03,170
on old hot rod's
cabin cruiser
1312
01:03:03,170 --> 01:03:05,042
and rig up
a simple fuse
1313
01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:05,999
with a bic lighter
1314
01:03:05,999 --> 01:03:07,000
and blow him
straight back
1315
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,960
to wherever
he came from.
1316
01:03:11,831 --> 01:03:15,835
Oh, I suppose somebody's
got a better idea.
1317
01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:19,708
Buddy, bill doesn't
even have a boat to
compete in tomorrow.
1318
01:03:19,708 --> 01:03:21,710
He's gonna be disqualified.
1319
01:03:21,710 --> 01:03:23,277
Bill's got a boat.
1320
01:03:23,277 --> 01:03:27,107
He just needs someone
to go down there
and get it for him.
1321
01:03:27,934 --> 01:03:29,849
Get bill his boat.
1322
01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:32,243
Well, that's a great
idea, buddy!
1323
01:03:32,243 --> 01:03:34,985
Heck of an idea!
1324
01:03:38,466 --> 01:03:40,947
Oh, you mean right now?
1325
01:04:00,749 --> 01:04:01,794
Hey.
1326
01:04:01,794 --> 01:04:03,535
Rough day, huh?
1327
01:04:03,535 --> 01:04:04,841
No kidding.
1328
01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:07,756
Even that didn't work.
1329
01:04:07,974 --> 01:04:09,367
Just doesn't matter.
1330
01:04:09,367 --> 01:04:13,937
Boat or no boat,
I just could not
find the fish today.
1331
01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:15,895
Why didwhy did you
marry me, anyway?
1332
01:04:15,895 --> 01:04:20,378
Well, it had nothing
to do with your skills
as a fisherman.
1333
01:04:20,378 --> 01:04:23,903
I married you because
you're a good man.
1334
01:04:23,903 --> 01:04:25,426
Well, not lately.
1335
01:04:25,426 --> 01:04:26,601
Maybe you
haven't noticed,
1336
01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:27,994
but over the last
couple weeks,
1337
01:04:27,994 --> 01:04:31,737
I've been pretty much
a stubborn, bullheaded jerk.
1338
01:04:31,737 --> 01:04:33,913
And feel free
to contradict me
at any time.
1339
01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:37,308
Hey, when you're right,
you're right.
1340
01:04:43,444 --> 01:04:44,750
Listen.
1341
01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:47,100
God, I know I've made
a mess of this whole thing.
1342
01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:49,059
I mean, I'm gonna
lose the tournament,
1343
01:04:49,059 --> 01:04:50,930
and I'm gonna lose
my bait shop, and
1344
01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:54,978
and that's ok
because I can handle
that stuff.
1345
01:04:54,978 --> 01:04:59,939
But, baby,
what I can't handle is
losing you and Scott.
1346
01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:03,160
I don'ti don't want
to get divorced.
1347
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,945
We're not gonna
get divorced, bill.
1348
01:05:05,945 --> 01:05:06,859
We're not?
1349
01:05:06,859 --> 01:05:08,382
Of course not.
1350
01:05:08,382 --> 01:05:09,601
It's like
the man said,
1351
01:05:09,601 --> 01:05:12,038
for richer
or for poorer.
1352
01:05:12,038 --> 01:05:13,344
But from now on,
1353
01:05:13,344 --> 01:05:15,868
you got to be
honest with me
100% of the time.
1354
01:05:15,868 --> 01:05:17,870
Ok.
1355
01:05:17,870 --> 01:05:19,437
I hate your tuna casserole.
1356
01:05:19,437 --> 01:05:20,481
Oh, you
1357
01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:33,364
Oh, my god.
1358
01:05:33,364 --> 01:05:34,408
Whoo-hoo!
1359
01:05:34,408 --> 01:05:36,410
That reminds me of
that contract work
1360
01:05:36,410 --> 01:05:38,935
I did for them
Navy seals!
1361
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:40,893
Whew!
1362
01:05:40,893 --> 01:05:42,764
Are you sure
you can repair this?
1363
01:05:42,764 --> 01:05:46,507
Just relax and leave it
to old odd job.
1364
01:06:13,056 --> 01:06:14,579
Ok, I have to go
and meet hot rod.
1365
01:06:14,579 --> 01:06:16,407
I don't think
that's a good idea.
1366
01:06:16,407 --> 01:06:17,538
But, mom
1367
01:06:17,538 --> 01:06:18,844
oh, no, no, no,
it'sit's ok.
It's ok.
1368
01:06:18,844 --> 01:06:20,106
Scott promised him
he'd help him
prep his boat,
1369
01:06:20,106 --> 01:06:21,629
and we dugans
keep our word.
1370
01:06:21,629 --> 01:06:23,892
Besides that, you look like
you've been having fun.
1371
01:06:23,892 --> 01:06:24,632
Go ahead.
1372
01:06:24,632 --> 01:06:26,069
Thanks, dad.
Good luck.
1373
01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,026
All right.
1374
01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:29,637
Yeah. Good luck
with what?
1375
01:06:29,637 --> 01:06:31,074
I don't even
got a boat.
1376
01:06:31,074 --> 01:06:32,249
Why'd we even bother
coming down here?
1377
01:06:32,249 --> 01:06:34,642
Your dad's just
gonna rub it
in my face.
1378
01:06:34,642 --> 01:06:38,037
The man I married
isn't a quitter.
1379
01:06:38,037 --> 01:06:40,083
There must be something
we can do.
1380
01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,388
Besides, what's the worst
that can happen?
1381
01:06:41,388 --> 01:06:43,651
You'll learn how
to sell mattresses.
1382
01:06:43,651 --> 01:06:45,523
If someone like my dad
can do it,
1383
01:06:45,523 --> 01:06:47,177
how hard can it be?
1384
01:06:47,177 --> 01:06:48,221
Yeah!
1385
01:06:50,136 --> 01:06:51,572
I'm sorry.
The rules are clear.
1386
01:06:51,572 --> 01:06:56,012
You cannot compete today
unless you use
the same boat.
1387
01:06:58,101 --> 01:06:59,798
Hey, bill.
1388
01:06:59,798 --> 01:07:01,060
Tough luck.
1389
01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:03,106
Losing the bait shop,
losing the tournament
1390
01:07:03,106 --> 01:07:05,412
seems to be a theme here.
1391
01:07:05,412 --> 01:07:07,066
You know what, Jack?
Give it a rest.
1392
01:07:07,066 --> 01:07:10,374
Hey, what's the matter,
you can't stand
a little criticism?
1393
01:07:10,374 --> 01:07:11,375
Hey, you'd better
get used to it
1394
01:07:11,375 --> 01:07:13,333
if you're gonna be
working for me.
1395
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,508
Daddy,
that's enough.
1396
01:07:14,508 --> 01:07:16,989
No, no. It's all right.
1397
01:07:16,989 --> 01:07:20,123
Listen to the man, Laura.
It's all over!
1398
01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:22,081
Bill!
1399
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:27,391
Da-da!
1400
01:07:27,391 --> 01:07:30,437
Well? Do you like it?
1401
01:07:30,437 --> 01:07:33,049
Are you kidding?
1402
01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:38,315
Wow! She's beautiful!
1403
01:07:38,315 --> 01:07:39,272
But how did you
1404
01:07:39,272 --> 01:07:40,969
I took charge, bill.
1405
01:07:40,969 --> 01:07:42,797
I am well schooled
in crisis management.
1406
01:07:42,797 --> 01:07:45,104
Let's just say
some of your friends
1407
01:07:45,104 --> 01:07:47,585
who formerly took your
friendship for granted
1408
01:07:47,585 --> 01:07:50,196
realized the error
of their ways.
1409
01:07:50,196 --> 01:07:51,371
We're sorry, bill.
1410
01:07:51,371 --> 01:07:53,765
You're not just
a good fisherman.
1411
01:07:53,765 --> 01:07:55,636
You're a good friend.
1412
01:07:55,636 --> 01:07:56,985
Guys.
1413
01:07:56,985 --> 01:07:58,813
You can't use
that piece of junk.
1414
01:07:58,813 --> 01:08:01,164
Actually, that's not true.
1415
01:08:01,164 --> 01:08:02,252
There's nothing
in the rule book
1416
01:08:02,252 --> 01:08:04,123
says a participant
can't make repairs.
1417
01:08:04,123 --> 01:08:06,343
Good to go, Mr. Doogie.
1418
01:08:06,343 --> 01:08:07,387
It's dugan.
1419
01:08:07,387 --> 01:08:09,476
Doesn't matter.
We had an agreement.
1420
01:08:09,476 --> 01:08:12,044
You took my money.
1421
01:08:14,655 --> 01:08:17,963
Stuff it
in your mattress, Jack.
1422
01:08:17,963 --> 01:08:22,141
You dumb son of aoh!
1423
01:08:22,141 --> 01:08:23,186
Ha ha ha!
1424
01:08:25,536 --> 01:08:28,060
Shut up, daddy.
1425
01:08:31,281 --> 01:08:33,109
Go get 'em, honey.
1426
01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,066
Yeah!
1427
01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:51,127
Unh!
1428
01:08:51,910 --> 01:08:54,086
Look at that rust bucket
over there.
1429
01:08:54,086 --> 01:08:56,480
Some people don't
got no pride.
1430
01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:59,265
Must be embarrassing
to be his kid.
1431
01:08:59,265 --> 01:09:02,964
No, it isn't.
He's a good guy.
1432
01:09:02,964 --> 01:09:04,314
Good guy?
1433
01:09:04,314 --> 01:09:06,142
Who cares?
1434
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:07,273
I'd rather win.
1435
01:09:07,273 --> 01:09:09,449
What about working hard
or integrity?
1436
01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:11,190
You can keep
your integrity.
1437
01:09:11,190 --> 01:09:13,149
Hot rod would rather win.
1438
01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:15,238
Ha ha!
1439
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:23,028
Nice boat.
1440
01:09:23,028 --> 01:09:25,857
Yeah! She's great,
isn't she?
1441
01:09:25,857 --> 01:09:29,643
I tell you what,
I can't believe
those guys.
1442
01:09:29,643 --> 01:09:30,862
But, buddy, I don't know
what the heck
1443
01:09:30,862 --> 01:09:32,255
I'm gonna do
out there today.
1444
01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:33,473
Man,
I lost all my gear
1445
01:09:33,473 --> 01:09:36,172
your gear? That's not
the bill dugan I know.
1446
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:39,087
The guy I know
never bothered
with echo sounders
1447
01:09:39,087 --> 01:09:42,047
or fish finders
or g.P.S. Units.
1448
01:09:42,047 --> 01:09:44,310
He was a fisherman,
and he knew the lake,
1449
01:09:44,310 --> 01:09:47,879
treated the bass
like a kindred spirit.
1450
01:09:47,879 --> 01:09:48,793
Yeah.
1451
01:09:48,793 --> 01:09:51,187
Well, that was
a long time ago.
1452
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,145
Well, maybe you're right.
1453
01:09:53,145 --> 01:09:55,930
Anyways, I got you
a little something.
1454
01:09:55,930 --> 01:09:57,149
What is it?
1455
01:09:57,149 --> 01:09:59,238
Don't open it until
you get out on the lake.
1456
01:09:59,238 --> 01:10:03,242
Don't worry.
Everything you need's
inside.
1457
01:10:03,721 --> 01:10:07,072
Gentlemen,
start your engines!
1458
01:10:07,072 --> 01:10:09,466
What are you
waiting for?
1459
01:10:20,955 --> 01:10:24,916
You the man!
You the fisherman!
1460
01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:49,549
All right, buddy.
Let's see what you got me.
1461
01:10:53,553 --> 01:10:55,425
Dance with who brung ya?
1462
01:10:55,425 --> 01:10:58,210
What is it with
all these riddles?
1463
01:11:07,045 --> 01:11:10,701
Buddy, you old son of a gun.
1464
01:11:13,530 --> 01:11:15,706
All right. Come on, fish.
1465
01:11:15,706 --> 01:11:18,404
I need you.
1466
01:11:24,932 --> 01:11:27,326
I'll be durned.
1467
01:11:27,326 --> 01:11:31,330
Buddy, you are still my Yoda.
1468
01:11:31,330 --> 01:11:34,159
Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
1469
01:11:34,159 --> 01:11:35,116
Yeah. Uh-huh.
1470
01:11:35,116 --> 01:11:36,248
Welcome
to ESPN's coverage
1471
01:11:36,248 --> 01:11:38,772
of the paradise lake invitational
1472
01:11:38,772 --> 01:11:40,034
as the world's best bass anglers
1473
01:11:40,034 --> 01:11:42,602
have converged
on this beautiful spot
1474
01:11:42,602 --> 01:11:45,344
to compete for $50,000 cash.
1475
01:11:45,344 --> 01:11:46,650
Hot rod Johnson
is built
1476
01:11:46,650 --> 01:11:47,912
for tournaments
like this.
1477
01:11:47,912 --> 01:11:49,305
Well,
in the dictionary,
under confidence,
1478
01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:51,829
there ought to be
a picture of
hot rod Johnson.
1479
01:11:51,829 --> 01:11:54,353
The champ is really
looking comfortable
out there
1480
01:11:54,353 --> 01:11:55,876
with that big lead.
1481
01:11:55,876 --> 01:11:58,879
And check out
the amateur coming
to the party right now.
1482
01:11:58,879 --> 01:12:02,056
It looks like bill doogie
won't go hungry,
1483
01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:04,145
even if he is homeless.
1484
01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:06,539
I'm back.
1485
01:12:06,539 --> 01:12:09,803
Yeah!
1486
01:12:12,066 --> 01:12:14,286
Odd job
bill, where are you?
1487
01:12:14,286 --> 01:12:16,636
I'm over here
by hancock bridge.
1488
01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:18,682
That's the far side
of the the lake.
1489
01:12:18,682 --> 01:12:19,639
You'd better head back.
1490
01:12:19,639 --> 01:12:22,729
You only have
20 minutes left.
1491
01:12:23,164 --> 01:12:24,427
Yeah, you're right.
1492
01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:27,038
All right,
I'm heading in.
1493
01:12:30,171 --> 01:12:33,653
You know what? Just one more.
1494
01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:41,705
Oh! Yeah.
1495
01:12:41,705 --> 01:12:42,793
There we go.
1496
01:12:42,793 --> 01:12:44,447
Come on, baby.
1497
01:12:44,447 --> 01:12:46,579
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo,
hoo, hoo!
1498
01:12:46,579 --> 01:12:49,408
Look at you! You're a pig!
1499
01:12:49,408 --> 01:12:50,627
Ha ha ha!
1500
01:12:50,627 --> 01:12:53,717
Come here. Come here.
Come here. Come here.
1501
01:12:53,717 --> 01:12:57,503
Hey, come here.
Come here.
1502
01:12:59,287 --> 01:13:00,419
Come here.
1503
01:13:00,419 --> 01:13:03,422
Oh! No. Come back.
1504
01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:10,516
No!
1505
01:13:30,710 --> 01:13:32,451
Well, Mark,
the paradise lake invitational
1506
01:13:32,451 --> 01:13:34,627
has been a spectacle
both on and off
the water.
1507
01:13:34,627 --> 01:13:38,326
Well, these guys have done
a great job of dissecting
this lake this week,
1508
01:13:38,326 --> 01:13:39,632
but, that being said,
1509
01:13:39,632 --> 01:13:42,722
hot rod Johnson,
he has been on fire
this week.
1510
01:13:42,722 --> 01:13:45,159
We talk about guys
fishing in the moment.
1511
01:13:45,159 --> 01:13:47,901
That guy has been
in the moment his whole life.
1512
01:13:47,901 --> 01:13:50,426
Then there's
the amateur,
bill doogie,
1513
01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:51,731
coming into the day
in 12th place.
1514
01:13:51,731 --> 01:13:54,691
He is taking advantage
of every last moment
1515
01:13:54,691 --> 01:13:56,040
to fish out there today,
1516
01:13:56,040 --> 01:14:00,044
and hopefully,
it's gonna pay off
for him.
1517
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:02,263
Where is he?
1518
01:14:02,263 --> 01:14:03,787
Don't worry.
He'll be here.
1519
01:14:03,787 --> 01:14:06,790
Gonna be begging me
for that job.
1520
01:14:06,790 --> 01:14:10,097
Hope he knows
how to use a broom.
1521
01:14:10,097 --> 01:14:13,492
Hey, wait a minute!
There he is!
1522
01:14:30,030 --> 01:14:31,075
What a finish!
1523
01:14:31,075 --> 01:14:33,469
And here he comes,
your day one leader,
1524
01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:34,644
fishing to
the very last second,
1525
01:14:34,644 --> 01:14:35,645
drove it
like he stole it
1526
01:14:35,645 --> 01:14:37,516
all the way back
to the weigh-in
1527
01:14:37,516 --> 01:14:39,213
hot rod Johnson.
1528
01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:40,519
What's up?
1529
01:14:40,519 --> 01:14:41,389
H.r.j.
1530
01:14:41,389 --> 01:14:42,521
Let's put him
on the scales.
1531
01:14:42,521 --> 01:14:44,523
Looks like 7 pounds even.
1532
01:14:44,523 --> 01:14:48,222
That gives hot rod
a two-day total of
23 pounds, 3 ounces.
1533
01:14:48,222 --> 01:14:50,747
Still in first place.
Congratulations, hot rod.
1534
01:14:50,747 --> 01:14:52,531
Thank you.
Much deserved.
1535
01:14:52,531 --> 01:14:56,579
I'd like to thank
my adoring fans,
my sponsors
1536
01:14:56,579 --> 01:14:57,536
hey!
1537
01:14:57,536 --> 01:14:59,016
This tournament
ain't over yet.
1538
01:14:59,016 --> 01:15:01,975
Not unless you caught
free Willy out there.
1539
01:15:02,889 --> 01:15:04,282
Unbelievable
1540
01:15:04,282 --> 01:15:06,110
an amateur against
the biggest names
in the sport.
1541
01:15:06,110 --> 01:15:10,114
This guy is gonna need
a miracle right now.
1542
01:15:10,114 --> 01:15:11,245
He pulls this off,
1543
01:15:11,245 --> 01:15:13,552
I will go to mass
every morning at dawn.
1544
01:15:13,552 --> 01:15:15,467
That brings
your two-day total
1545
01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:16,686
to 17 pounds, 5 ounces.
1546
01:15:16,686 --> 01:15:18,601
That moves you
into fourth place.
1547
01:15:18,601 --> 01:15:20,559
I knew he didn't
have it in him.
1548
01:15:20,559 --> 01:15:23,475
Do you have
anything else to
put in the basket?
1549
01:15:23,475 --> 01:15:25,564
Well, I might have
one more.
1550
01:15:25,564 --> 01:15:26,913
Hey, come on,
let's just go ahead
1551
01:15:26,913 --> 01:15:27,914
and cut hot rod
a check.
1552
01:15:27,914 --> 01:15:29,786
We'll call him
free Willy.
1553
01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:36,532
But I guess I'd better
set my alarm clock.
1554
01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:38,751
That is an absolute
giant, bill.
1555
01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:41,014
How'd you do it?
1556
01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:43,451
Oh
1557
01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,717
it was nothing.
1558
01:15:48,718 --> 01:15:50,937
No!
1559
01:15:50,937 --> 01:15:52,896
Oh!
1560
01:15:58,162 --> 01:16:01,034
Ah ha ha ha!
1561
01:16:01,034 --> 01:16:02,601
Piece of cake.
1562
01:16:02,601 --> 01:16:04,951
Let me get in there.
1563
01:16:07,388 --> 01:16:09,652
10 pounds, 10 ounces!
1564
01:16:09,652 --> 01:16:13,394
That brings your two-day total
to 27 pounds, 15 ounces.
1565
01:16:13,394 --> 01:16:16,093
Your new paradise lake
invitational champion,
1566
01:16:16,093 --> 01:16:18,051
bill doogie!
1567
01:16:18,051 --> 01:16:20,663
It's dugan!
1568
01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:21,664
Huh? Huh?
1569
01:16:21,664 --> 01:16:24,275
Hold up, folks.
Hold it.
1570
01:16:24,275 --> 01:16:25,755
You know
what they say
1571
01:16:25,755 --> 01:16:28,235
it ain't over till
the fat lady closes
her tackle box.
1572
01:16:28,235 --> 01:16:31,151
I guess you just want
to congratulate me
on my win.
1573
01:16:31,151 --> 01:16:35,808
No. I got one more fish
I forgot to weigh.
1574
01:16:35,808 --> 01:16:38,028
Here you go, boss.
1575
01:16:38,028 --> 01:16:40,378
Thank you, baby.
1576
01:16:41,118 --> 01:16:42,859
You'll love this one.
1577
01:16:42,859 --> 01:16:46,297
Nobody beats hot rod.
1578
01:16:49,692 --> 01:16:50,606
Yeah.
1579
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,477
8 pounds, 5 ounces.
1580
01:16:52,477 --> 01:16:55,306
That brings your two-day total
to 31 pounds, 8 ounces.
1581
01:16:55,306 --> 01:16:59,789
Hot rod,
you've done it again!
1582
01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:01,007
Well, well, well,
1583
01:17:01,007 --> 01:17:02,618
looks like the pro
pulled it off, didn't he?
1584
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:04,663
Thank the lord,
I can sleep late again.
1585
01:17:04,663 --> 01:17:07,579
You know h.R.J.
Not going down
without a fight.
1586
01:17:07,579 --> 01:17:08,754
That's right, folks.
1587
01:17:08,754 --> 01:17:11,365
Give it up
for the greatest.
1588
01:17:12,279 --> 01:17:15,369
Hey, I caught that bass
a couple days ago.
1589
01:17:15,369 --> 01:17:16,675
Shut up, kid.
1590
01:17:16,675 --> 01:17:19,069
You're just mad
because I beat
your loser dad.
1591
01:17:19,069 --> 01:17:20,766
That's a strong
accusation, son.
1592
01:17:20,766 --> 01:17:21,854
Do you have any proof?
1593
01:17:21,854 --> 01:17:24,770
Yeah, I got
this picture
right here.
1594
01:17:28,556 --> 01:17:30,733
Look at the markings
on the tail.
1595
01:17:30,733 --> 01:17:33,692
That's my bass.
1596
01:17:33,692 --> 01:17:34,693
Come on.
1597
01:17:34,693 --> 01:17:35,738
He's right.
1598
01:17:35,738 --> 01:17:36,739
Hold on here.
1599
01:17:36,739 --> 01:17:37,740
It's just a big misunderstanding.
1600
01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:38,915
That's all it is.
1601
01:17:38,915 --> 01:17:41,047
Cheater!
1602
01:17:42,266 --> 01:17:43,441
Cheater!
1603
01:17:43,441 --> 01:17:45,399
What an insane
turn of events.
1604
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:46,705
This is the biggest disgrace
1605
01:17:46,705 --> 01:17:47,619
I have ever seen
1606
01:17:47,619 --> 01:17:48,968
in all my years
bass fishing.
1607
01:17:48,968 --> 01:17:51,710
Hot rod Johnson
should be taken out
to that lake
1608
01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:52,711
and drowned.
1609
01:17:52,711 --> 01:17:53,843
What about it, chairman?
1610
01:17:53,843 --> 01:17:56,149
Is there a death penalty
in bass fishing?
1611
01:17:56,149 --> 01:17:56,889
Unfortunately, no.
1612
01:17:56,889 --> 01:17:58,369
We outlawed it
in '83.
1613
01:17:58,369 --> 01:17:59,326
But this kind
of cheating
1614
01:17:59,326 --> 01:18:00,719
calls for a lifetime suspension,
1615
01:18:00,719 --> 01:18:03,287
and of course,
you're disqualified
from this event.
1616
01:18:03,287 --> 01:18:04,549
What?
1617
01:18:04,549 --> 01:18:05,681
Mr. Dugan,
I'm proud to say
you're the winner
1618
01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:08,553
and the winner of
$50,000!
1619
01:18:15,865 --> 01:18:17,475
What a great story
here, z.
1620
01:18:17,475 --> 01:18:18,911
What an incredible
moment for the underdog.
1621
01:18:18,911 --> 01:18:22,219
He just went
from the outhouse
to the penthouse.
1622
01:18:22,219 --> 01:18:27,398
From zero to hero
and right to the top
of the food chain.
1623
01:18:31,794 --> 01:18:35,101
What about it, bill?
What happened
out there today?
1624
01:18:35,101 --> 01:18:36,450
Out there,
nothing really.
1625
01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:39,410
Just fishing, mostly.
1626
01:18:40,193 --> 01:18:41,760
But in here
1627
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:43,588
in here,
I had a realization,
1628
01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:46,417
a realization that I got
a wonderful family,
1629
01:18:46,417 --> 01:18:48,419
I'm surrounded
by great friends,
1630
01:18:48,419 --> 01:18:50,900
and that's the best catch
a man can have.
1631
01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:52,466
I'm just really lucky.
1632
01:18:52,466 --> 01:18:53,772
We're the really
lucky ones.
1633
01:18:53,772 --> 01:18:56,688
I love you, bill.
1634
01:18:56,688 --> 01:18:57,776
You little punk!
1635
01:18:57,776 --> 01:19:00,779
Hot rod's gonna kick
your scrawny butt.
1636
01:19:00,779 --> 01:19:03,042
Ooh!
1637
01:19:03,042 --> 01:19:05,871
Ha ha ha!
1638
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:11,572
Why don't you take
your sorry loser butt
out of our town?
1639
01:19:11,572 --> 01:19:13,749
Ain't no room for you
in paradise.
1640
01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:16,099
You ain't seen
the last of me!
1641
01:19:16,099 --> 01:19:19,667
Nobody messes with
hot rod Johnson
1642
01:19:19,667 --> 01:19:20,799
nobody!
1643
01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:37,033
Dale?
Dale?dale?
1644
01:19:37,033 --> 01:19:38,469
What?
1645
01:19:38,469 --> 01:19:40,601
Now, I thought
we all agreed
1646
01:19:40,601 --> 01:19:43,604
on that fuel line thing.
1647
01:20:02,710 --> 01:20:05,931
I wonder what they're
gonna open
across the street.
1648
01:20:05,931 --> 01:20:09,282
I still got my fingers
crossed for that
1649
01:20:09,282 --> 01:20:11,154
massage parlor.
1650
01:20:11,154 --> 01:20:13,373
At your age?
1651
01:20:13,373 --> 01:20:15,985
Heh heh heh!
1652
01:20:21,947 --> 01:20:22,905
That'll be 20 bucks.
1653
01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:24,558
I'm just kidding you.
Ha ha ha!
1654
01:20:24,558 --> 01:20:26,473
See you on tour
next year, Mr. Dugan.
1655
01:20:26,473 --> 01:20:27,866
You got it. You got it.
1656
01:20:27,866 --> 01:20:29,215
Betty.
1657
01:20:29,215 --> 01:20:31,261
Hey, bill. We're off.
1658
01:20:31,261 --> 01:20:32,566
3 days in Miami.
1659
01:20:32,566 --> 01:20:33,829
Well, you guys
have fun.
1660
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,221
Just have her
back by Monday.
1661
01:20:35,221 --> 01:20:36,222
I will.
1662
01:20:36,222 --> 01:20:37,920
We will.
1663
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:39,617
Mr. Dugan, will you
sign this for me?
1664
01:20:39,617 --> 01:20:42,446
Oh, you betcha.
1665
01:20:43,534 --> 01:20:44,970
Come on, dad, let's go.
1666
01:20:44,970 --> 01:20:48,321
Honey, the fish
are waiting for you.
1667
01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:51,498
Another day in paradise.
1668
01:20:58,114 --> 01:21:00,899
Hey, dad, who's gonna
deliver the mail?
1669
01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:03,946
Don't worry. I took care of it.
1670
01:21:15,566 --> 01:21:17,176
There you go.
1671
01:21:17,176 --> 01:21:18,699
Now, you know,
1672
01:21:18,699 --> 01:21:22,225
government reads
your mail, right?
1673
01:21:23,226 --> 01:21:25,881
Hee hee hee!
1674
01:21:41,853 --> 01:21:45,422
I'll probably
never see a million dollars
1675
01:21:45,422 --> 01:21:48,947
never own some big house
out on the water
1676
01:21:48,947 --> 01:21:55,345
never see the sunset
from a yacht in montego bay
1677
01:21:55,345 --> 01:21:56,694
that's ok
1678
01:21:56,694 --> 01:22:00,132
'cause I've got everything
a poor man needs
1679
01:22:00,132 --> 01:22:03,962
some change in my pocket,
something cold to drink
1680
01:22:03,962 --> 01:22:06,922
some friends
that got my back
1681
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:10,795
come hell or high water
1682
01:22:10,795 --> 01:22:14,842
yeah, I'm doing all right,
doing ok
1683
01:22:14,842 --> 01:22:18,063
somehow everything
seems to fall in place
1684
01:22:18,063 --> 01:22:22,154
even when the sky is falling,
somehow I get through
1685
01:22:22,154 --> 01:22:25,984
yeah, I do
1686
01:22:25,984 --> 01:22:27,899
it's a hard road
1687
01:22:27,899 --> 01:22:29,466
what a great ride
1688
01:22:29,466 --> 01:22:32,556
I got everything I need
right by my side
1689
01:22:32,556 --> 01:22:37,953
you're the one thing
that makes me who I am
1690
01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:43,959
you're everything,
and I'm your man
1691
01:22:47,701 --> 01:22:51,227
this great, big world
can get so small
1692
01:22:51,227 --> 01:22:54,926
throw you around
with the weight of it all
1693
01:22:54,926 --> 01:22:57,363
square on your shoulders
1694
01:22:57,363 --> 01:23:00,714
so heavy that you might fall
1695
01:23:00,714 --> 01:23:02,107
not for long
1696
01:23:02,107 --> 01:23:05,371
it's a penny for a pound,
a nickel for a dollar
1697
01:23:05,371 --> 01:23:09,854
you bend till you're broke
and bend a little farther
1698
01:23:09,854 --> 01:23:13,249
change what you can
and do what you say
1699
01:23:13,249 --> 01:23:16,600
day by day
1700
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:20,082
I'm doing all right,
doing ok
1701
01:23:20,082 --> 01:23:23,824
somehow everything
seems to fall in place
1702
01:23:23,824 --> 01:23:30,092
even when the sky is falling,
somehow I get through
1703
01:23:30,092 --> 01:23:31,441
I always do
1704
01:23:31,441 --> 01:23:33,008
it's a hard road
1705
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:35,053
what a great ride
1706
01:23:35,053 --> 01:23:38,361
I've got everything I need
right by my side
1707
01:23:38,361 --> 01:23:44,106
you're the one thing
that makes me who I am
1708
01:23:44,106 --> 01:23:49,241
you're everything,
and I'm your man
1709
01:24:00,122 --> 01:24:03,821
I'm doing all right,
doing ok
1710
01:24:03,821 --> 01:24:07,346
somehow everything
seems to fall in place
1711
01:24:07,346 --> 01:24:13,657
even when the sky is falling,
somehow I get through
1712
01:24:13,657 --> 01:24:15,485
I always do
1713
01:24:15,485 --> 01:24:17,182
it's a hard road
1714
01:24:17,182 --> 01:24:18,531
what a great ride
1715
01:24:18,531 --> 01:24:22,013
got everything I need
right by my side
1716
01:24:22,013 --> 01:24:34,808
you're the one thing
that makes me who I am
1717
01:24:34,808 --> 01:24:40,118
you're everything,
and I'm your man
1718
01:24:40,118 --> 01:24:44,253
yes, I'm your man
1719
01:24:44,253 --> 01:24:47,343
yes, I am
1720
01:24:51,303 --> 01:24:55,046
I'm doing all right,
doing ok
1721
01:24:55,046 --> 01:24:58,484
somehow everything
seems to fall in place
1722
01:24:58,484 --> 01:25:04,577
even when the sky is falling,
somehow I get through
1723
01:25:04,577 --> 01:25:06,362
I always do
1724
01:25:06,362 --> 01:25:08,233
it's a hard road
1725
01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:09,452
what a great ride
1726
01:25:09,452 --> 01:25:13,108
got everything I need
right by my side
1727
01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:19,940
you're the one thing
that makes me who I am
1728
01:25:20,289 --> 01:25:25,903
you're the one thing
that makes me who I am
1729
01:25:25,903 --> 01:25:31,256
you're everything,
and I'm your man
1730
01:25:31,256 --> 01:25:35,217
yes, I'm your man
1731
01:25:35,217 --> 01:25:37,175
yes, I am
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