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Your Holiness.
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Miss Stone, please,
I would be eternally grateful
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if during the course of
our conversation
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you avoided the uncrossing
and re-crossing of your legs.
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Sure.
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What gift have you brought me?
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I brought myself.
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Isn't that enough?
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It would have been had you only promised
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to stay here for the rest of your life
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...but I fear you will depart
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and I will be left
with no tangible memory of you.
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Well, um...
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Um...
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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I shall have those placed
in a most special reliquary.
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You have beautiful feet,
however, they are rather large.
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My only defect.
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- Do you have any defects, Holy Father?
- I am the defect.
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I am defectus.
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Defectus
in Latin means "missing".
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I've missed myself.
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Do you know the cure for that? Family.
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I find that children fill that void.
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I'm sure you realise for me
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that's not particularly practical advice.
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Well, you could drop that soutane.
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Hm...
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By the way, I am very honoured
to meet you, Your Holiness
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and I haven't just come here
out of some human curiosity.
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- I do have a plea.
- I am delighted to hear.
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Gay marriage for Catholics.
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When will this pointless taboo
be eliminated?
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When the Church has a brave,
revolutionary, resolute Pope.
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Qualities none of which I possess.
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What a shame.
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Even though homosexuality is not a sin
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sexual acts outside of marriage are.
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According to the Bible,
sex is intended solely for procreation
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therefore, between a man and a woman.
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Can't the Bible be upgraded?
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Alas, the Bible is not an iPhone.
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Again, what a shame.
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Not at all. Anything that can be upgraded,
like an iPhone
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eventually ends up in the bin, only to be
replaced by a more expensive model.
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The Bible has endured
for a very long time
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and its value has changed little, if at all.
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- Because it can't be upgraded.
- Exactly.
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I suppose it's not even
a matter of upgrading
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it's more a matter of somehow
bridging the enormous gap
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between the sacred and the sinful.
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Quite a long ladder is needed.
The ladder of time.
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By broaching this subject, you and I
have already lessened that gap
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a small step, granted,
but a step nevertheless.
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And this is supposed
to make me feel better?
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Yes, of course.
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I read that you have an IQ of 154.
A genius, practically.
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There's nothing ordinary about you
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and you geniuses know
that life evolves in spite of us
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in spite of lawyers and artisans
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politicians and bricklayers,
university professors...
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geniuses... and popes.
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- Could I have a glass of water?
- Of course you may.
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You may have a gin and tonic, if you like.
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It's a little early for a gin and tonic.
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It's never too early for a gin and tonic.
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Cheers.
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Allow me, if I may...
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to take advantage of your intellect
for some moments longer.
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Apart from allowing
people of the same sex to marry
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what would you suggest
the Catholic Church could do
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in order to make itself more eloquent?
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Well...
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In the end...
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what will remain of you...
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besides a load of magnificent art
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commissioned by you in the Renaissance
period from all of the greatest artists?
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There are great artists now.
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But you ignore them.
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So life passes, art remains.
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Well, art passes too, but...
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a little more slowly
because art is more cunning.
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Hm...
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Holy Father, my adductor longus
is falling asleep.
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May I cross my legs the other way?
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One moment, if you would.
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Now you may.
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Uh... done.
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There, you see?
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We did it. Once again, hale fellows,
we made the sacrifice.
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Do not despair.
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Some day we will all come to appreciate
the beauty of sacrifice.
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Though not today.
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♪ When I said it out loud
it wasn't as strong as it was in my head ♪
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♪ I tried not to think about it,
so it came back louder ♪
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♪ I think it's been about a year
since I became a snob ♪
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♪ Decided not to play along,
so it grew bigger ♪
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♪ Me and my head have become very,
very, very close ♪
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♪ We decided not to tell you,
to tell you about it ♪
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♪ We're just gonna play it safe
Do what we know ♪
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♪ Play it cool, lay it low
Not tell you about it ♪
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♪ And here I am playing by myself ♪
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♪ Me and my superiority complex ♪
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♪ And here I am playing by myself ♪
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♪ Me and my inferiority contest ♪
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♪ I'm not winning,
but I'm having a very good time ♪
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♪ You can call me ♪
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♪ You can call me ♪
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♪ You can call me the good time girl ♪
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♪ When I said it out loud,
it didn't sound as good ♪
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♪ I couldn't be as proud
as my original thought ♪
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♪ I'm not trying to whisper
what should be bought ♪
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♪ But I can't imagine being out of control ♪
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♪ I knocked off the top, my head and I ♪
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♪ When I'm all alone but I'm in my prime ♪
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♪ Don't want the throne
when I'm doing just fine ♪
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♪ Just as long as I'm having
a real good time ♪
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♪ You can call me ♪
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♪ You can call me ♪
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♪ You can call me the good time girl ♪
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So?
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- What is the Pope gonna do?
- I don't know.
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- And you, how are you, Voiello?
- Nervous.
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That's not new, is it?
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This caliph is keeping me up at night.
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Whatever you decide,
my one word of advice is: prudence.
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The only principle unscrupulous men
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like ourselves must always adhere to is
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if you don't have proof,
you don't have proof.
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- I need some air.
- Seriously, Voiello...
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Now, when you can finally breathe easy.
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Up until yesterday, thanks to your
excessive sexual exploits
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you were the quintessential culprits
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but now after that despicable attack
in Lourdes, you have become victims.
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The wind is shifting, my friend.
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You better fan it.
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- I hadn't thought of that.
- Oh, that's why I'm here.
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I think of everything,
speaking of which...
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a mean old bird keeps squawking
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about a Spalletta-Tomas Altbruck alliance.
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It is not a mean old bird.
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It is a splendid sparrow.
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I suspected that was you.
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I need to know what's behind it.
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How about that typical human weakness
also known as greed?
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- They are going to crash and burn.
- So let them.
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Let them because afterwards
you'll be back again, stronger than ever.
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I can't let the Pope crash and burn.
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- The Pope can't be compromised.
- You asking for my help?
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Not yet.
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How's the movie?
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- What are you going to do?
- One word comes to mind.
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To mine too,
one to be avoided at all costs...
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Islamic.
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That's not the word I was thinking of.
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If you found the right word in Lourdes
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it would be a giant leap forward
for your papacy.
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A leap that would make your
authoritativeness unstoppable.
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I have great faith in you.
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That is the private number
to my apartment.
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Only Danny has it. Danny, and now you.
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Phone, if you like.
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Whenever you want.
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Did you appoint my husband
head of the financial organisation
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because you have faith in me?
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No.
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So, why him of all people?
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Nietzsche said that
the Christians' decisions
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see the world as ugly and evil
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has made the world ugly and evil.
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We shall go to Lourdes.
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I will speak and old Nietzsche
will have to change his mind.
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Mascara?
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No.
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No.
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No.
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No...
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No!
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No!
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No!
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No!
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- No!
- No!
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- No!
- No!
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- No!
- No!
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- No!
- No!
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- No!
- No!
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- No!
- No!
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- No!
- No!
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♪ Hey, man ♪
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♪ I really need you back again ♪
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♪ The years are plenty ♪
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♪ Somewhere ♪
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♪ I have a watercolour you did ♪
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♪ I saw you walking on the sand ♪
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♪ In Thailand ♪
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♪ I used to watch you from the van ♪
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♪ It was your band ♪
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♪ Don't let us bully you, baby ♪
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♪ Got problems of the heart ♪
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Adam?
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Adam!
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Adam!
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- Come on, let's go for a ride!
- I can't, I'm writing.
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You'll be sorry.
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♪ A few of your letters came from Limoges ♪
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♪ She's gonna struggle day to day ♪
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♪ But she deserves a place ♪
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♪ You and walking in the sand ♪
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♪ And you're the perfect man ♪
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♪ You're the perfect man ♪
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♪ You're the perfect blend ♪
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Holy Father...
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the press is positively enthusiastic
about your "no".
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Even the usual fault finders
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days later, continue
to praise your greatness.
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Take a look at this.
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What do you think, Voiello?
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A spiritual and human synthesis
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that has touched people's hearts.
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The media value is irrefutable.
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So, in other words, no actual value.
Is that what you mean to say?
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- To be brutally honest...
- You are always brutal, Voiello.
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To be brutally honest, Holy Father
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after that "no",
it is quite reasonable to expect
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that thought would translate into action.
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So, what is it you would have me do?
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Rally a papal army and march it off
to battle Islamic terrorism?
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He's even more brutal than you.
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Of course not,
there are intermediary measures.
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Measures that would weaken
the success of that "no".
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I agree that "no" is a moral declaration
of the greatest significance.
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The Pope produces symbols
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the vulgar act of explanation
must fall to others.
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So, Voiello, you seem to be in the minority
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but that does not mean you're wrong.
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I have been in the minority all my life,
Your Holiness.
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In fact, I belong to such a small minority
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that I am the only member.
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I will articulate my thinking
during the interview with Emory Kitsworth.
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Lourdes was not the place for that.
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What was needed there was
a spectacular emotional expression.
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However, if it makes you happier
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to refer to it as a slogan, go ahead.
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Exactly.
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When would you like to do the interview,
Holy Father?
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Kitsworth is quivering in anticipation.
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I'm not ready yet,
but I will let you know soon.
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Of course, I must be fully prepared,
so as not to disappoint Voiello.
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Where are you going?
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To an informal meeting.
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- Sounds sordid.
- It is.
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♪ I remember London ♪
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♪ I remember the bells ♪
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♪ From across the chambermaid's corridors ♪
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♪ It was like they was
ringing by themselves ♪
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♪ I see no river of whiskey ♪
257
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,582
♪ Is there sugar in your bowl? ♪
258
00:23:44,129 --> 00:23:46,291
♪ Ain't seen you for days now ♪
259
00:23:48,591 --> 00:23:50,753
♪ Still find your hair on my clothes ♪
260
00:23:57,475 --> 00:23:59,637
♪ Across the tracks to Saint-Henri ♪
261
00:24:00,353 --> 00:24:02,039
♪ Will I come back on my own? ♪
262
00:24:02,063 --> 00:24:03,063
I can't.
263
00:24:05,775 --> 00:24:06,811
Why not?
264
00:24:07,652 --> 00:24:09,018
Because I can't anymore.
265
00:24:10,155 --> 00:24:12,275
♪ Ain't that the way to treat somebody ♪
266
00:24:14,742 --> 00:24:16,734
♪ Or for you to treat yourself ♪
267
00:24:17,495 --> 00:24:20,078
♪ There's no more cane along the Braxos ♪
268
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,991
♪ No more books upon your shelf ♪
269
00:24:28,339 --> 00:24:34,085
♪ If I don't see you in Tallahassee ♪
270
00:24:37,849 --> 00:24:39,966
♪ Am I gonna see you at the Troubadour? ♪
271
00:24:44,689 --> 00:24:49,104
♪ If I don't see you, in Tallahassee ♪
272
00:24:49,402 --> 00:24:51,109
I have news.
273
00:24:55,992 --> 00:24:57,574
I think I'm pregnant.
274
00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:02,162
♪ Four and twenty years now ♪
275
00:25:04,542 --> 00:25:06,158
♪ Add one more for good luck ♪
276
00:25:06,961 --> 00:25:09,669
♪ Won't you wear that bamboo dress, baby ♪
277
00:25:12,133 --> 00:25:14,250
♪ When you come to pick me up? ♪
278
00:25:18,014 --> 00:25:23,806
♪ If I don't see you in Tallahassee ♪
279
00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:30,566
♪ Am I gonna see you at the Troubadour? ♪
280
00:25:34,364 --> 00:25:40,076
♪ If I don't see you in Tallahassee ♪
281
00:25:43,831 --> 00:25:46,118
♪ Am I gonna see you at the Troubadour? ♪
282
00:26:11,776 --> 00:26:12,937
Here I am.
283
00:26:13,903 --> 00:26:17,988
I was about to hang up, I didn't think
you were going to answer.
284
00:26:18,908 --> 00:26:21,616
I wanted you to believe your call
285
00:26:21,703 --> 00:26:23,239
wasn't important to me.
286
00:26:25,248 --> 00:26:28,537
And instead have you been
waiting for me to call?
287
00:26:29,794 --> 00:26:31,035
My whole life.
288
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,792
What are you doing this evening?
289
00:26:37,677 --> 00:26:39,384
Don't misunderstand me.
290
00:26:44,434 --> 00:26:47,552
A highly unusual choice
for a first date, Holy Father.
291
00:26:48,938 --> 00:26:52,557
The catacombs
are the closest thing to a nightclub
292
00:26:52,650 --> 00:26:53,982
a priest has.
293
00:26:54,777 --> 00:26:57,269
So, are we looking for the bar now?
294
00:26:57,572 --> 00:26:59,234
Not exactly.
295
00:26:59,657 --> 00:27:02,491
The tomb of Francis II.
296
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,613
I thought it appropriate
I pay him a visit as well.
297
00:27:10,543 --> 00:27:12,000
- Shall we pray?
- Yes.
298
00:27:32,231 --> 00:27:35,520
Do you also find Francis II's death
299
00:27:35,735 --> 00:27:37,852
mysterious and inexplicable?
300
00:27:38,071 --> 00:27:41,564
No, I believe the official line,
cardiac arrest.
301
00:27:42,241 --> 00:27:44,574
You know, you may be
the only one who does.
302
00:27:44,994 --> 00:27:45,994
I know.
303
00:27:46,579 --> 00:27:50,118
I also know that the usual rumours
are circulating about Voiello.
304
00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,325
Yet you pay them no heed.
305
00:27:52,543 --> 00:27:53,750
No, I don't.
306
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:58,039
For years Voiello has been the scapegoat
for everything here in the Vatican.
307
00:27:58,257 --> 00:27:59,964
And you admire Voiello...
308
00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:02,671
We work well together.
309
00:28:03,054 --> 00:28:04,795
We're both good chess players
310
00:28:05,056 --> 00:28:07,719
even though we have never seen
a chess board in our lives.
311
00:28:08,768 --> 00:28:11,260
Are there conspiracies about me?
312
00:28:11,729 --> 00:28:13,265
Not as far as I know.
313
00:28:13,606 --> 00:28:18,101
Only persistent questions which are
the premise for a great deal of gossip.
314
00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:20,064
Do tell.
315
00:28:20,279 --> 00:28:24,068
People are asking,
"Is this Pope porcelain or steel?"
316
00:28:24,534 --> 00:28:27,322
Why not something in between? Fiberglass.
317
00:28:29,539 --> 00:28:31,952
And then there is that eternal refrain.
318
00:28:32,542 --> 00:28:33,828
Which is?
319
00:28:34,961 --> 00:28:36,953
Is he gay or straight?
320
00:28:39,257 --> 00:28:43,843
- Now I'll tell you a bit of gossip.
- Wow! Please do.
321
00:28:44,721 --> 00:28:48,510
In the conclave,
Lenny Belardo received one vote.
322
00:28:49,225 --> 00:28:52,468
I know that. It's all anyone
has been talking about for days.
323
00:28:52,854 --> 00:28:56,018
But what you do not know
is who cast that vote.
324
00:28:56,232 --> 00:28:58,849
No, no one ever figured it out.
325
00:29:00,194 --> 00:29:01,480
That was my vote.
326
00:29:06,492 --> 00:29:07,608
Why?
327
00:29:09,704 --> 00:29:12,071
Because God does not like me.
328
00:29:21,299 --> 00:29:23,757
Do you know why I became a priest?
329
00:29:24,010 --> 00:29:25,296
No.
330
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,053
Because religion is a narrative
331
00:29:28,264 --> 00:29:32,053
a story that is told,
an incredibly successful story
332
00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:37,472
seeing that God is the most popular
protagonist in history.
333
00:29:38,357 --> 00:29:40,770
I would never have been satisfied
334
00:29:40,985 --> 00:29:43,728
devoting my life to minor narratives
335
00:29:43,946 --> 00:29:47,656
as are found in literature, film, music...
336
00:29:48,075 --> 00:29:51,694
Those, at best, can only be
enjoyable pastimes.
337
00:29:52,205 --> 00:29:56,040
And what is it that interests you
most in the religious narrative?
338
00:29:56,334 --> 00:30:01,295
The incessant inquiry
into the greatest mystery of all
339
00:30:01,839 --> 00:30:03,501
the nature of man.
340
00:30:03,841 --> 00:30:06,128
Hence the clergy's incessant question
341
00:30:06,969 --> 00:30:08,176
gay or straight?
342
00:30:09,222 --> 00:30:13,466
I shall only say
that I was a punk when I was young.
343
00:30:15,228 --> 00:30:18,392
That seems to me far more interesting.
344
00:30:20,107 --> 00:30:23,475
We have to set a date for that interview.
345
00:30:24,862 --> 00:30:28,526
I know now what I want to say
to Kitsworth.
346
00:30:29,242 --> 00:30:32,110
If I'm not being indiscreet,
could I at least ask you
347
00:30:32,328 --> 00:30:34,661
what subject you would discuss
with Kitsworth?
348
00:30:35,957 --> 00:30:40,918
That man cannot be changed,
but he can be diverted.
349
00:30:43,047 --> 00:30:46,882
I'm not really all that sure,
Your Holiness, what the subject would be.
350
00:30:48,386 --> 00:30:52,847
Paedophilia among the clergy
and all the sexual abuse
351
00:30:53,057 --> 00:30:56,175
that is the issue
that matters most to me.
352
00:30:56,519 --> 00:30:59,512
For if we forgive them,
they will do it again
353
00:31:00,439 --> 00:31:04,900
and if we punish them, we are not
practicing Christian charity.
354
00:31:05,111 --> 00:31:08,900
- But is there another way?
- There is always another way.
355
00:31:09,198 --> 00:31:12,566
And I believe
I was called to the papacy to chart it.
356
00:31:17,456 --> 00:31:20,540
Sick loves cannot be treated, Sofia.
357
00:31:21,794 --> 00:31:25,037
You can treat cancer, but not love.
358
00:31:26,382 --> 00:31:31,002
One possibility, then,
is to shift the object of love.
359
00:31:31,804 --> 00:31:33,045
How do you do that?
360
00:31:34,432 --> 00:31:35,513
Tell me.
361
00:31:40,187 --> 00:31:41,769
During the interview
362
00:31:41,981 --> 00:31:45,315
I'm going to make an extraordinary overture.
363
00:31:45,735 --> 00:31:48,819
I intend to state that I am in favour
364
00:31:49,030 --> 00:31:52,148
of marriage for priests,
both gay and straight.
365
00:31:52,366 --> 00:31:55,780
We have to legitimise "possible" love
366
00:31:56,287 --> 00:32:00,372
so as to divert people
from "aberrant" love
367
00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:03,117
which is a form of violence.
368
00:32:03,210 --> 00:32:04,826
I am not so naive
369
00:32:05,838 --> 00:32:09,047
as to think that this is the solution, but...
370
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,669
as a way of limiting the damage,
it could well work.
371
00:32:14,305 --> 00:32:17,889
Holy Father, you're proposing
to upgrade the Bible
372
00:32:18,601 --> 00:32:20,092
as if it were an iPhone.
373
00:32:21,604 --> 00:32:24,847
You're an intelligent and tireless worker,
Sofia.
374
00:32:25,066 --> 00:32:28,650
Could you not come up with
a more suitable metaphor, please?
375
00:32:29,695 --> 00:32:30,902
I will.
376
00:32:31,864 --> 00:32:34,277
An announcement of this sort
is a giant leap.
377
00:32:37,912 --> 00:32:40,780
A small step, and hopefully...
378
00:32:41,624 --> 00:32:45,243
less tears in the great ocean
of human history.
379
00:32:46,837 --> 00:32:50,251
This will be a bomb, a genuine bomb.
380
00:32:52,259 --> 00:32:55,923
No... this is the middle way.
381
00:34:01,454 --> 00:34:03,241
It's 1,100 euro.
382
00:34:04,123 --> 00:34:08,037
100 for Don Mario
and 1,000 for Attanasio.
383
00:35:39,218 --> 00:35:41,756
And now a word
to our listeners.
384
00:35:42,638 --> 00:35:44,675
We at Radio 103
385
00:35:45,015 --> 00:35:47,132
have decided to alter
our programming.
386
00:35:47,351 --> 00:35:50,970
As of today, no more music,
no more entertainment
387
00:35:51,272 --> 00:35:53,514
we will be broadcasting
one thing only
388
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:56,145
Pope Pius XIII's breathing...
389
00:35:56,861 --> 00:35:59,194
live from the intensive care unit
390
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,613
of San Giovanni e Paolo Hospital
in Venice.
391
00:39:41,168 --> 00:39:44,127
And this is the fact
that no doctor is able to explain
392
00:39:44,254 --> 00:39:47,668
after 415 breaths,
the Pope let out a sigh.
393
00:39:47,925 --> 00:39:51,714
Then 414 breaths,
followed by another sigh.
394
00:39:51,887 --> 00:39:55,927
So now, we're expecting 413 breaths
and then a sigh.
395
00:39:56,475 --> 00:39:57,682
What does it all mean?
396
00:41:57,554 --> 00:41:59,136
He has come back!
397
00:41:59,848 --> 00:42:02,306
Pius XIII is back!
398
00:43:08,667 --> 00:43:11,159
Turn off that radio, please.
399
00:43:18,802 --> 00:43:21,761
All this fanfare
over Lenny Belardo's breathing
400
00:43:21,888 --> 00:43:23,845
has made quite an impression
on the masses.
401
00:43:24,516 --> 00:43:29,307
An increase in the idolatry of Pius XIII
will be immediate.
402
00:43:31,189 --> 00:43:33,727
Your Holiness, that interview with Kitsworth
403
00:43:33,942 --> 00:43:36,855
is indispensable to refocus attention on you.
404
00:43:37,070 --> 00:43:38,070
Not yet.
405
00:43:42,868 --> 00:43:46,782
How many breaths now
before he gives a sigh?
406
00:45:21,675 --> 00:45:23,319
♪ When the dark and day meet ♪
407
00:45:23,343 --> 00:45:24,343
♪ In the image of stars ♪
408
00:45:24,344 --> 00:45:26,301
♪ Is where we're gonna find out who we are ♪
409
00:45:26,388 --> 00:45:28,050
♪ Night is an illusion ♪
410
00:45:28,890 --> 00:45:30,927
♪ At this time of day ♪
411
00:45:31,101 --> 00:45:33,058
♪ The smudges of figures ♪
412
00:45:33,395 --> 00:45:34,886
♪ And mistakes we've made ♪
413
00:45:36,022 --> 00:45:38,105
♪ Captures the moment ♪
414
00:45:38,734 --> 00:45:40,646
♪ Just caught in time ♪
415
00:45:40,736 --> 00:45:44,980
♪ Where dark and day meet
in the image of the stars ♪
416
00:45:46,283 --> 00:45:48,650
♪ It's the slip of time
in the perfect light ♪
417
00:45:48,744 --> 00:45:50,952
♪ When the sun cascades into the night ♪
418
00:45:51,163 --> 00:45:53,280
♪ It's a moment of distraction ♪
419
00:45:53,707 --> 00:45:55,619
♪ When we become alive ♪
420
00:45:55,917 --> 00:45:59,706
♪ We're running, night running ♪
421
00:46:00,672 --> 00:46:02,709
♪ Straighter than an arrow ♪
422
00:46:03,133 --> 00:46:05,295
♪ Taken by a chance from a bow ♪
423
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:09,463
♪ We're running, night running ♪
424
00:46:10,474 --> 00:46:12,431
♪ Faster than our shadows ♪
425
00:46:13,018 --> 00:46:15,135
♪ Going where we wanna go ♪
426
00:46:17,939 --> 00:46:20,556
♪ When the dark and day meet
in the image of stars ♪
427
00:46:20,650 --> 00:46:22,858
♪ Is where we're gonna find out who we are ♪
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