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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,383 --> 00:00:06,834 -JAMIE: Yes! -PAUL: Yes! 2 00:00:06,834 --> 00:00:08,215 -JAMIE: No. -PAUL: Yes. 3 00:00:08,215 --> 00:00:09,561 -JAMIE: No. -PAUL: No? 4 00:00:09,561 --> 00:00:11,114 -JAMIE: No. -PAUL: What happened? 5 00:00:11,563 --> 00:00:13,703 -JAMIE: My back. -PAUL: Really? 6 00:00:14,324 --> 00:00:17,707 ♪ [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 7 00:00:17,707 --> 00:00:19,019 -MARK: Really? -Really. 8 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,089 Yes, really. 9 00:00:20,158 --> 00:00:22,953 But you're adults. Why were you doing it on the floor? 10 00:00:22,953 --> 00:00:25,128 -JAMIE: We just were. -None of my business. 11 00:00:25,128 --> 00:00:27,234 But you have to be impressed with me. 12 00:00:27,234 --> 00:00:30,409 Excuse me. This has happened before. It's like a spasm. 13 00:00:30,409 --> 00:00:31,721 My lower back just locks. 14 00:00:31,721 --> 00:00:33,861 Alright. What happens if we lift you up? 15 00:00:33,861 --> 00:00:35,276 -Ow! Ow! Ow! -OK. 16 00:00:35,276 --> 00:00:37,071 -Stretch out. Does that hurt? -Ow, ow, ow! 17 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,832 -I'm telling you I can't move. -She has to lay right there. 18 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:41,558 It's the only position I can live in. 19 00:00:41,558 --> 00:00:43,560 -You poor thing. -It's quite an accomplishment. 20 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,460 -I'm not a young kid anymore. -[TELEPHONE RINGS] 21 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:48,841 I'm just saying to have that kind of stamina, 22 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:50,257 the energy, the stick-to-it-iveness. 23 00:00:50,257 --> 00:00:51,327 Paul. 24 00:00:51,396 --> 00:00:53,398 -I'm not happy you're in pain. -Just answer the phone. 25 00:00:53,398 --> 00:00:56,470 You're obviously a man of tremendous prowess. 26 00:00:56,470 --> 00:00:58,817 That's all I'm trying to say. Hello. 27 00:00:58,817 --> 00:01:00,129 -JAMIE: Is it for me? -No. 28 00:01:00,129 --> 00:01:01,682 Pop, I was about to call you. 29 00:01:01,682 --> 00:01:04,926 You know, one time Fran and I just fell off this porch... 30 00:01:04,926 --> 00:01:07,446 -Mark? -...we weren't even having sex. 31 00:01:07,446 --> 00:01:08,827 Could you please write the prescription? 32 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:09,862 Getting out my pen. 33 00:01:10,484 --> 00:01:14,281 You're going, and that's it. I'll meet you in half an hour. 34 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:15,868 Get off the phone and go. 35 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:19,251 Bye. To get my father to the eye doctor is like pulling teeth. 36 00:01:19,251 --> 00:01:21,219 What's it like to going to the dentist? 37 00:01:21,805 --> 00:01:23,635 Like poking him in the eye, ironically. 38 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,809 Are you sure you can do everything? 39 00:01:25,809 --> 00:01:28,018 -Yes, yes... -If you can't, tell me. 40 00:01:28,018 --> 00:01:30,228 I'm gonna drop my father at the eye doctor, 41 00:01:30,228 --> 00:01:32,506 then go to NYU, pick up your translator. 42 00:01:32,506 --> 00:01:34,715 -Where at NYU? -Front of the Tisch Building. 43 00:01:34,715 --> 00:01:36,820 Oy. The Tisch Complex. 44 00:01:37,752 --> 00:01:39,444 They're not the same? 45 00:01:39,444 --> 00:01:42,861 No, there's a Tisch Building, Tisch Complex, and Tisch Annex. 46 00:01:43,275 --> 00:01:44,725 [SCOFFS] That's just too much Tisch. 47 00:01:45,691 --> 00:01:47,693 Pick him up at the Tisch Complex... 48 00:01:47,693 --> 00:01:49,833 I'll take him to City Hall. 49 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:50,972 Conference room... 50 00:01:50,972 --> 00:01:52,767 Conference room "B." "C"? "B"? "C"? 51 00:01:53,251 --> 00:01:55,356 -"C." -That's what I said. 52 00:01:55,356 --> 00:01:58,463 The Tisch family also built a yoga center. 53 00:01:58,463 --> 00:02:00,189 -Mark. -I'm writing, I'm writing. 54 00:02:00,189 --> 00:02:02,294 I'm finished. Here you go. OK. 55 00:02:02,639 --> 00:02:04,676 Make sure she takes this with food. 56 00:02:04,676 --> 00:02:06,471 You don't want me to get this first? 57 00:02:06,471 --> 00:02:10,233 No. Translator to City Hall, then prescription. 58 00:02:10,233 --> 00:02:13,754 Wait. There's a folder on my desk with his itinerary. 59 00:02:13,754 --> 00:02:15,480 -Yes, sir. -Who needs a translator? 60 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,275 He's a dissident poet from China. 61 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:18,552 Who, Ng Lieu Cho? 62 00:02:19,587 --> 00:02:21,071 Yes. How did you know that? 63 00:02:21,865 --> 00:02:23,143 There are things I know. 64 00:02:24,489 --> 00:02:26,076 Okay, there's no folder. 65 00:02:26,422 --> 00:02:28,251 A red folder in my purse. 66 00:02:28,251 --> 00:02:29,804 You didn't say in your purse. 67 00:02:29,804 --> 00:02:31,703 Yeah, I've been reading him for years. 68 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:34,533 He's never been here. He doesn't speak any English. 69 00:02:34,533 --> 00:02:37,226 Well, sure. He's from the Ling Fong Province. 70 00:02:37,226 --> 00:02:40,229 There's only 7,000 people who speak his dialect. 71 00:02:40,229 --> 00:02:41,299 Ow! Ow! 72 00:02:41,299 --> 00:02:43,128 In fact, he's the only man 73 00:02:43,128 --> 00:02:46,511 to ever rhyme anything with the word "harrng". 74 00:02:46,511 --> 00:02:49,755 You buy a greeting card from his town, 75 00:02:49,755 --> 00:02:51,343 guaranteed, he wrote it. 76 00:02:51,343 --> 00:02:52,758 There is no folder. 77 00:02:52,758 --> 00:02:56,624 There's a datebook, a Newsweek, and a very sad tangerine. 78 00:02:56,624 --> 00:02:58,212 -In my purse. -Yeah. 79 00:02:58,695 --> 00:03:00,663 -It's in there. Ow! Ow! -I'm sorry. 80 00:03:00,663 --> 00:03:02,354 Oh! This red folder here you mean? 81 00:03:02,354 --> 00:03:04,184 -Yes. Let me see it. -You ever read him? 82 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:05,840 Ng Lieu Cho? 83 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,808 -Yeah. -I almost did. 84 00:03:07,808 --> 00:03:10,155 Well, he's wonderful. You really should. 85 00:03:10,155 --> 00:03:11,329 Indomitable spirit. 86 00:03:12,122 --> 00:03:14,608 [RECITING IN CHINESE] 87 00:03:17,576 --> 00:03:19,302 "Clamps on my nipples 88 00:03:19,302 --> 00:03:21,442 will never change the truth." 89 00:03:22,581 --> 00:03:23,651 Isn't that wonderful? 90 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,929 Nipples was nung nai? 91 00:03:25,929 --> 00:03:28,069 -No, ook nok. -Ook nok.I was gonna say. 92 00:03:29,312 --> 00:03:31,314 -Murray! Murray! -What's with him? 93 00:03:31,314 --> 00:03:33,834 -Chasing a mouse. -Thought he was done with that. 94 00:03:33,834 --> 00:03:35,663 -[THUD] -Well, he's not. 95 00:03:36,768 --> 00:03:39,080 -You sure you know what to do? -Yes. 96 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,600 -He has to be there by 3:30. -Three thirty. Yes, I know. 97 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,499 -You're my prince. I love you. -Why wouldn't you? 98 00:03:44,154 --> 00:03:45,328 -Ow! -That hurt? 99 00:03:45,328 --> 00:03:47,882 -Yes. -Oh, boy. I'm really sorry. 100 00:03:47,882 --> 00:03:50,091 You're not sorry. You're happy. 101 00:03:50,091 --> 00:03:53,405 I'm not. I feel terrible. I take full responsibility. 102 00:03:53,405 --> 00:03:56,097 A perfectly good wife, I snapped her like a twig. 103 00:03:56,097 --> 00:03:58,859 -Keep that to yourself. -I... Murray! 104 00:03:58,859 --> 00:04:00,481 -Murray. -[THUD] 105 00:04:00,895 --> 00:04:02,000 There's no mouse. 106 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,451 Get a pig. Much smarter than a dog. 107 00:04:04,451 --> 00:04:06,418 Yeah. Mark, thank you. 108 00:04:06,418 --> 00:04:08,317 Oh, please. It's what I do. 109 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:10,560 -Are you going uptown? -Yeah. I'll get us a cab. 110 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,873 -OK. Are you going to be okay? -I'm fine. 111 00:04:12,873 --> 00:04:15,876 -Should I carry you? -No. This is a good position. 112 00:04:15,876 --> 00:04:18,672 By the time you get home, I'll probably be up and around. 113 00:04:18,672 --> 00:04:19,811 Alright. 114 00:04:19,811 --> 00:04:22,365 You know what? I'm going to get you a surprise treat. 115 00:04:22,365 --> 00:04:23,849 No, don't get a surprise treat. 116 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:26,438 Get the translator to City Hall, get the pills and come home. 117 00:04:26,887 --> 00:04:28,992 -I'll get you a surprise. -Don't get me anything. 118 00:04:28,992 --> 00:04:31,685 It's the least I can do, considering what I done. 119 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:33,790 Nobody home. Want to sign for a package? 120 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:35,309 Uh... sure. 121 00:04:36,448 --> 00:04:38,001 -Is she all right? -What? 122 00:04:38,001 --> 00:04:40,866 Oh, yeah. She just hurt her back. 123 00:04:40,866 --> 00:04:42,040 What happened? 124 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:44,663 -Well, it's the darnedest thing. -Paul. 125 00:04:44,663 --> 00:04:45,802 I kid with you. 126 00:04:49,772 --> 00:04:53,085 -You have sex on the floor? -Shh, shh, shh. 127 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:55,985 Not all the time. It's just the way it happened. 128 00:04:55,985 --> 00:04:57,814 Hey! Come on. Sign in for this. 129 00:04:57,814 --> 00:05:00,300 I don't need glasses. My eyes are fine. 130 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:04,234 I know that. It's just the DMV, they're being sticklers. 131 00:05:04,234 --> 00:05:06,202 They're all on the take. 132 00:05:06,202 --> 00:05:07,445 Whatever. 133 00:05:07,445 --> 00:05:08,894 -Excuse me. -Yes? 134 00:05:09,239 --> 00:05:12,519 -We're here for the 10:30. -The doctor's running behind. 135 00:05:12,519 --> 00:05:15,004 That's not good. My son has a lot to do. 136 00:05:15,004 --> 00:05:16,592 Ah! Good for him. 137 00:05:17,144 --> 00:05:19,180 I got it all under control. 138 00:05:19,733 --> 00:05:23,633 Here, take a seat, fill out these forms. 139 00:05:24,254 --> 00:05:25,739 All right. Thank you very much. 140 00:05:25,739 --> 00:05:27,637 Come on, let's do this. 141 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:31,192 I'll ask you some questions, and don't be lying to me. 142 00:05:31,572 --> 00:05:32,987 So now, here we are. All right, 143 00:05:32,987 --> 00:05:35,749 "Have you ever had any of the following... 144 00:05:35,749 --> 00:05:36,922 -"Asthma"? -Yes. 145 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:38,683 -"Arrhythmia"? -Yes. 146 00:05:39,546 --> 00:05:40,719 -"Botulism"? -Yes. 147 00:05:41,548 --> 00:05:42,894 -You had botulism? -Yes. 148 00:05:46,691 --> 00:05:48,451 You're down here all day. What do you do? 149 00:06:03,984 --> 00:06:05,606 Hey. Stamps. 150 00:06:07,643 --> 00:06:08,816 "Tinnitus"? 151 00:06:08,816 --> 00:06:10,404 Is that ringing in the ears? 152 00:06:10,784 --> 00:06:12,130 -Yes. -Yes. 153 00:06:13,027 --> 00:06:14,857 -"Whooping cough"? -Yes. 154 00:06:15,202 --> 00:06:17,756 That is unbelievable. You have had everything. 155 00:06:18,619 --> 00:06:22,140 -See how you do at my age. -I'm going to get them all. 156 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,832 -How was neuralgia, pleasant? -Not bad. 157 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,009 MAN: [ON TV] Pepperoni in the crust. 158 00:06:29,009 --> 00:06:30,528 Succulent shrimp... 159 00:06:30,873 --> 00:06:32,840 Now only $1.49. 160 00:06:35,084 --> 00:06:36,188 Go make me a sandwich. 161 00:06:36,741 --> 00:06:38,777 Dogs can do it. I saw it on 60 Minutes. 162 00:06:38,777 --> 00:06:40,469 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 163 00:06:40,469 --> 00:06:42,505 Hi. We're out. Leave a message. We'll call back. 164 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:45,301 Hi Jamie. It's Pamela, in the Mayor's office. 165 00:06:45,301 --> 00:06:48,269 Confirming you're picking up Professor Gittleson 166 00:06:48,269 --> 00:06:50,444 -at the Tisch Complex. -Don't hang up. 167 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,757 He's a slight gentleman with wire-rim glasses. 168 00:06:52,757 --> 00:06:55,415 He should be waiting directly out front. 169 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,554 [DIAL TONE] 170 00:06:56,554 --> 00:06:57,796 Hey. 171 00:06:57,796 --> 00:06:58,901 Cheesecake. 172 00:07:00,765 --> 00:07:02,145 Are we almost done? 173 00:07:02,145 --> 00:07:05,079 Uh... last one. Have you ever had zinc deficiency? 174 00:07:05,079 --> 00:07:06,218 Yes. 175 00:07:07,323 --> 00:07:09,394 -You know what? -What? 176 00:07:09,774 --> 00:07:10,878 You may be dead. 177 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,296 A little chalky, isn't it? 178 00:07:15,952 --> 00:07:17,126 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 179 00:07:17,954 --> 00:07:19,369 -Who is it? -What? 180 00:07:20,129 --> 00:07:21,406 JAMIE: Who is it? 181 00:07:22,131 --> 00:07:24,513 -I'm sorry? -Can I help you? 182 00:07:24,513 --> 00:07:26,515 You signed for a parcel. 183 00:07:27,757 --> 00:07:28,965 [SWALLOWS] A parcel? 184 00:07:31,174 --> 00:07:34,730 A parcel, yes. A cheesecake from England. 185 00:07:34,730 --> 00:07:38,423 -We have no parcel. -Must I talk with the door? 186 00:07:39,286 --> 00:07:41,391 Yes. There's measles. 187 00:07:41,806 --> 00:07:43,566 I shall have my parcel. 188 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:46,258 No, you shan't, you British freak. 189 00:07:51,298 --> 00:07:53,473 PAUL: How long to check eyes? 190 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,026 It's better like this or like that. 191 00:07:55,026 --> 00:07:56,476 Let's get the hell out of here. 192 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,479 Sit down. You're staying. I promised Mom. 193 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,515 I'm just thinking of your appointments. 194 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:04,035 Alright. You know what? I got it all under control. 195 00:08:04,035 --> 00:08:07,176 I'll make a phone call. Can I use your phone? 196 00:08:07,176 --> 00:08:08,349 [PHONE RINGS] 197 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:11,180 Buchman's Sporting Goods. 198 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:13,285 -Hey, Splinky, it's me. -Hey, Paulie. 199 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:16,047 What's that bakery you took me to once? 200 00:08:16,047 --> 00:08:18,946 -What bakery? -Where they had those... 201 00:08:19,568 --> 00:08:21,604 ...chocolate-dipped strawberries. 202 00:08:21,604 --> 00:08:23,157 Remember those strawberries? 203 00:08:23,157 --> 00:08:25,884 -Yeah! That's why I'm calling.-Unbelievable strawberries. 204 00:08:25,884 --> 00:08:28,611 -I want to get some for Jamie. -What did you do wrong? 205 00:08:28,956 --> 00:08:33,305 I didn't do anything wrong. I did something well. 206 00:08:34,065 --> 00:08:35,825 -What does that mean? -Tell you later. 207 00:08:35,825 --> 00:08:38,587 -No, but tell me now. -I'll tell you later. 208 00:08:38,587 --> 00:08:40,692 -All right, you big baby. -Very good. 209 00:08:40,692 --> 00:08:42,591 -So, uh, this bakery... -Yeah? 210 00:08:42,591 --> 00:08:43,764 ...what's the name of it? 211 00:08:43,764 --> 00:08:46,629 Sorry, I don't know the name. I just know where it is. 212 00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:48,597 -Where is it? -It's in Little Italy. 213 00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:52,324 -Where? -I don't know. On that street. 214 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,016 What's the name of that street? 215 00:08:54,016 --> 00:08:55,465 -PAUL: Carmine? -No. 216 00:08:55,465 --> 00:08:56,846 -Thompson? -IRA: No. 217 00:08:56,846 --> 00:08:57,951 -Jane Street. -No. 218 00:08:57,951 --> 00:08:59,469 -PAUL: Mulberry? -No. 219 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:02,058 Hang on. Uh, Dr. Mandel's office. 220 00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,095 Uh... 221 00:09:04,095 --> 00:09:06,028 Tuesday, 1:40. That's good. 222 00:09:06,787 --> 00:09:09,445 No, I'm writing it down. OK. 223 00:09:09,445 --> 00:09:11,274 And, uh, don't rub it. 224 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:14,036 You won't tell me the name of the street? 225 00:09:14,036 --> 00:09:15,796 It's not even a street. 226 00:09:15,796 --> 00:09:18,143 It's a little alley that winds around. 227 00:09:18,143 --> 00:09:20,421 It's better if I just show you. 228 00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:23,183 -Burt Buchman! -Hey! That's me! 229 00:09:23,183 --> 00:09:25,772 OK. Look. I got to go. Meet me at NYU. 230 00:09:25,772 --> 00:09:28,326 I got to meet this guy at the Tisch Complex. Bye. 231 00:09:28,913 --> 00:09:30,570 Line three's got a little pink eye. 232 00:09:31,778 --> 00:09:33,365 -Pop, listen. -Oh! You're gonna go? 233 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,229 I'll swing back and pick you up. 234 00:09:35,229 --> 00:09:37,093 You do your things and pick me up. 235 00:09:37,093 --> 00:09:38,267 That's exactly what I'm saying. 236 00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:39,855 -Wish me luck. -Good luck. 237 00:09:39,855 --> 00:09:42,305 Remember, the first letter, it's always "E." 238 00:09:42,305 --> 00:09:44,411 -"E." -Bye. 239 00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:51,452 You Professor Gittleson? 240 00:09:53,903 --> 00:09:55,491 Are you Professor Gittleson? Sorry. 241 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,981 You're not Professor Gittleson, are you? 242 00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:08,815 -IRA: Hey! -Hey, here you are. 243 00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:10,782 Alright, so... come on, show me strawberries. 244 00:10:10,782 --> 00:10:12,370 I thought you were meeting this guy. 245 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:14,579 He's late. Actually, I'm early. 246 00:10:14,579 --> 00:10:17,375 I sprinted 11 blocks. Not even out of breath. 247 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:18,963 -You're quite a man, Paulie. -I know. 248 00:10:19,308 --> 00:10:22,449 -Talk to my wife about that. -What's that supposed to mean? 249 00:10:22,449 --> 00:10:25,555 We'll get some strawberries, then, boom, we'll come back, 250 00:10:25,555 --> 00:10:26,867 deliver translator boy, 251 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:29,352 pick up my pop, then take care of my wife. 252 00:10:29,352 --> 00:10:31,216 -What's wrong with her? -Nothing. 253 00:10:31,216 --> 00:10:32,459 What? 254 00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:34,357 -She hurt her back. -Doing what? 255 00:10:34,357 --> 00:10:35,738 [CHUCKLES] The darnedest thing. 256 00:10:38,292 --> 00:10:39,397 [TV] Got milk? 257 00:10:40,018 --> 00:10:41,675 Oh, milk. 258 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:45,196 WOMAN: [ON TV] Water from the finest cool mountain springs. 259 00:10:45,196 --> 00:10:47,163 Ice-cold beer. 260 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,476 If you were Lassie, you'd get me a beer. 261 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,657 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 262 00:10:58,105 --> 00:11:00,349 PAUL: Hi. We're out. Leave a message. We'll call back. 263 00:11:00,349 --> 00:11:02,109 -[GRUNTING] -[BEEP] 264 00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:04,077 LISA: Jamie, where are you? 265 00:11:04,974 --> 00:11:07,252 Pick up. Pick up! 266 00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:08,357 I said pick up! 267 00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:10,808 Fine. 268 00:11:10,808 --> 00:11:13,534 I just got out of therapy, and I'm angry at you. 269 00:11:13,534 --> 00:11:14,674 Yeah, I need this. 270 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,689 ♪ I'm so thirsty And I'm in a lot of pain ♪ 271 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,003 ♪ I'm so thirsty 272 00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:36,316 Ahh. 273 00:11:48,949 --> 00:11:50,088 [GRUNTS] 274 00:11:53,574 --> 00:11:54,679 Oh, come on. 275 00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:07,657 Hey. There he is. You all ready to go there? 276 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,736 Come on, Jan Murray. Come on, Murray Slaughter. 277 00:12:17,702 --> 00:12:18,979 [DOOR CLOSES] 278 00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:21,533 Hello! Nat! 279 00:12:22,672 --> 00:12:25,745 -Young man. -Yes, ma'am. How are you doing? 280 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,919 Fine. There's a package in there for me. 281 00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:30,128 -It's a cheesecake from England. -Wow. 282 00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:32,337 Would you mind getting it for me? 283 00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:35,030 Oh, boy. I'm real sorry, 284 00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:39,206 but that's just outside the parameters of my duties, 285 00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:41,657 as I understand them at the present time. 286 00:12:41,657 --> 00:12:42,692 But you have the key. 287 00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:46,593 I consider it to be a sacred trust. 288 00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:48,733 The Buchmans were kind enough to bestow this upon me, 289 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:52,668 and to violate that just to retrieve a dessert item... 290 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:54,187 Boy, I don't know. 291 00:12:56,396 --> 00:12:57,915 Is English your first language? 292 00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:01,090 Yes, ma'am. My first, and God willing, my last. 293 00:13:01,746 --> 00:13:03,023 Fine. 294 00:13:03,023 --> 00:13:06,233 OK. Come on, Murray Antoinette. Come on, Murray Osmond. 295 00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:12,722 Now I need to be walked. 296 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:26,806 Taxi? 297 00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:48,897 I just can't. 298 00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,766 [SQUEAKING] 299 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,562 The mouse! 300 00:14:00,356 --> 00:14:02,082 There really is a mouse. 301 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,636 Ooh. There really is a mouse. 302 00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:09,745 [SHOUTING IN ITALIAN] 303 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,679 Excuse me, sir. 304 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:15,578 -Ah, buon giorno. -Buon giorno.Hi. 305 00:14:15,578 --> 00:14:17,442 -Can I help you? -Well, I hope so. 306 00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:19,859 Do you have chocolate-dipped strawberries? 307 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,722 Chocolate-dipped strawberries. 308 00:14:21,722 --> 00:14:25,071 Yeah, I have to make amends with my wife. Funny story. 309 00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:26,417 Brilliant choice! 310 00:14:26,796 --> 00:14:30,317 -I'll tell you the story later. -I do them in five minutes. 311 00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:32,975 -My specialty. -Oh, really? Five minutes? 312 00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:36,461 Five minutes. A little strawberry, a little chocolate. 313 00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:37,531 Five minutes. 314 00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:38,912 -All right. -Five minutes. 315 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,189 No, I said, "All right". 316 00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:41,811 [LAUGHING] 317 00:14:42,364 --> 00:14:44,987 [SHOUTING IN ITALIAN] 318 00:14:45,505 --> 00:14:48,991 [SHOUTING CONTINUES] 319 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:57,137 I'd marry her right now just based on that conversation. 320 00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:13,015 [SHOUTING IN ITALIAN] 321 00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:17,502 There's 12 on the wall already. 322 00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,090 Scrape 'em off, put 'em in a box. 323 00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:20,091 Five minutes. 324 00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:22,266 It's been 25 minutes already. 325 00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:25,096 -What's five minutes mean? -Half an hour. 326 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:29,135 Tell me again, how do you say "postage stamp"? 327 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,344 Francobollo. 328 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:34,209 -Francobollo. -Boll-o. 329 00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:36,866 Boll-o. Francobollo. 330 00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:38,316 Is that not beautiful? 331 00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:41,112 Makes you want to send mail all over the place. 332 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,426 -How we doing? -[CURSES IN ITALIAN] 333 00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:47,705 Five minutes. 334 00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:49,845 ♪ [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 335 00:15:49,845 --> 00:15:52,710 BURT: The doctor said the drops will wear off in a half hour. 336 00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:55,989 Ah! I can't believe he left you there. 337 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,371 Maybe he was there and I didn't see him. 338 00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:01,857 When you can't see, you live by your wits. 339 00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:03,790 You're reduced to a state of nature. 340 00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:06,344 -How'd you get home? -I called a cab. 341 00:16:07,725 --> 00:16:10,866 -How do the blind do it? -They have better children. 342 00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:14,801 All right, Bill Murray. 343 00:16:14,801 --> 00:16:16,596 All right, Murray-lu Henner. 344 00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:18,115 Nat. Murray. 345 00:16:18,115 --> 00:16:19,116 [NAT SHOUTS] 346 00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:21,428 Could you come in here? I'm in the bedroom. 347 00:16:23,637 --> 00:16:25,570 -Ms. Buchman? -Hey, Nat. 348 00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:26,916 -NAT: Hey. -Hi. 349 00:16:27,331 --> 00:16:30,161 You doing, calisthenics, morning calisthenics? 350 00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:31,818 Um... 351 00:16:31,818 --> 00:16:34,407 No. Actually, I threw my back out. 352 00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:36,650 You all right? Can I help you up? 353 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:39,584 -No, no, no. -What if I very gingerly... 354 00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:41,517 I'm in a pretty good position here. 355 00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:42,829 What I need is, um... 356 00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:47,385 Is what? What do you need, ma'am? 357 00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:49,560 I'm sort of desperate to, uh... 358 00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:51,700 I really need to... 359 00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:56,015 Oh, I see where you're headed here. 360 00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:01,054 Well, you know, so I allay your trepidations here, 361 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,988 I am three credits shy of being certified as a nurse... 362 00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:06,232 a male nurse, I might add... 363 00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:08,475 which means I'm qualified to help you out 364 00:17:08,475 --> 00:17:10,926 with whatever you might wish to do in here, 365 00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,514 with the exception of whatever they cover 366 00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:14,067 in those last three credits, of course. 367 00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,037 Actually, I'm fine. 368 00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:20,763 Well, you make the call, Mrs. Buchman. 369 00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:37,159 [TOILET FLUSHES] 370 00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:41,094 [BODY THUDS] JAMIE: Ow! 371 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,032 [JAMIE GRUNTING] 372 00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:51,104 Hello. 373 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,693 Lisa, is that really you? 374 00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:54,901 Yah. 375 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,387 Thank God. Will you help me? I threw my back out. 376 00:17:58,387 --> 00:17:59,595 Hand me my blanket, will you? 377 00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:01,942 It's always about you, isn't it? 378 00:18:01,942 --> 00:18:03,289 I'm in pain. 379 00:18:03,289 --> 00:18:05,429 [MIMICKING JAMIE]: I'm in pain. I can't move. 380 00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:07,569 I'm on the floor. Ow! Ow! 381 00:18:07,569 --> 00:18:11,642 Please. My therapist said you're the reason for all my pain. 382 00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:14,023 She says that every week. Hand me a pillow. 383 00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:15,956 Yeah, but this time, I really got it. 384 00:18:16,923 --> 00:18:18,994 Good for you. Just hand me a blanket and pillow. 385 00:18:18,994 --> 00:18:20,444 What do you have to say? 386 00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:22,791 -I'm sorry. It's all my fault. -Ha! 387 00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:25,483 -What? -She said you'd say that. 388 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,108 Lisa, I've been crawling on this floor for five hours. 389 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,868 And now I need to take a nap. 390 00:18:30,868 --> 00:18:33,181 Will you please get me a warm blanket and pillow? 391 00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:35,114 Lisa! 392 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,154 Please get me a warm blanket who? 393 00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:43,984 Remember when we were kids, 394 00:18:43,984 --> 00:18:46,849 I'd sit on you and make you call me... 395 00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:48,920 That's right. It begins with a "P." 396 00:18:49,369 --> 00:18:50,922 -Prin... -Princess Lisa. 397 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,235 Please help me, Princess Lisa. 398 00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:55,996 That's very good. Go on. Princess Lisa... 399 00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:59,068 The most beautiful Stemple girl in the world. 400 00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:00,691 -Or any other world. -Fine. 401 00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:04,004 Very good. That wasn't very hard, was it? 402 00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:07,801 [HUMMING] 403 00:19:07,801 --> 00:19:10,149 Here you go, little sweet angel. 404 00:19:15,257 --> 00:19:16,465 Professor Gittleson! 405 00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:18,674 Professor Gittleson! 406 00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:20,228 You Professor Gittleson? 407 00:19:20,711 --> 00:19:21,988 It's not funny anymore. 408 00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:25,267 I think we lost the professor. 409 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:27,235 How is he not here? We're just... We're only... 410 00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:29,098 ...fifty-two minutes late? 411 00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:32,826 -Sure you got the right place? -Yeah, the Tisch Complex. 412 00:19:32,826 --> 00:19:35,346 -Not the Tisch Building? -Tisch Complex. I asked. 413 00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:36,520 There's also a Tisch Annex. 414 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,178 -Say Tisch one more time and... -I'm just trying to help. 415 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,386 What do we do now? 416 00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:42,250 I wouldn't mind going back to the bakery. 417 00:19:43,147 --> 00:19:46,185 -Jamie's going to kill me. -Give her the strawberries. 418 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,428 I didn't do the thing she asked me to do. 419 00:19:48,428 --> 00:19:51,466 There's nobody else who can do this translating? 420 00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:55,124 There's no one on this continent who speaks this language. 421 00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:59,336 [CHO SPEAKING CHINESE DIALECT] 422 00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:03,202 The sky... 423 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,104 ...and all around, the sky... 424 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,659 ...mostly blue. 425 00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:20,736 And... and... and my car, my automobile... 426 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,154 And the car of my mom... 427 00:20:26,397 --> 00:20:28,399 ...uh... goes fast... 428 00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:30,677 Mee yau. 429 00:20:30,677 --> 00:20:31,747 ...like a cat. 430 00:20:35,717 --> 00:20:36,959 Haven't heard from her... 431 00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:39,341 [CHO SPEAKING CHINESE] 432 00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:45,174 Uh, all the leaves, all the leaves are... brown. 433 00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:49,903 And the sky is gray. 434 00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:54,736 Uh, as are the nipples. 435 00:20:57,497 --> 00:20:58,464 PAUL: Here. Have a strawberry. 436 00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:04,263 [SPEAKING CHINESE] 437 00:21:05,609 --> 00:21:07,093 We starve in our hearts. 438 00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:14,480 Isn't it always the same, huh? 439 00:21:18,587 --> 00:21:20,037 Even... even... 440 00:21:20,037 --> 00:21:21,176 A sissy boy... 441 00:21:23,558 --> 00:21:25,974 Eating his mashed potatoes alone in his room... 442 00:21:28,045 --> 00:21:30,392 ...spits on statues of famous people. 443 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,222 And on others, others as well. 444 00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:37,986 The Germans did so much good, too. 445 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:41,576 Young and old. 446 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,339 That you could just cry. 32170

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