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Previously on So Help Me Todd...
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- You have a nemesis?
- MARGARET: Natalie Harris.
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The most conniving
woman you'll ever meet.
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LAUREN: It's really nice
that you guys are friends
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and everything's fine.
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- TODD: It is fine, right?
- ALLISON: Yes.
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Even Peter thinks it's fine,
and I told him everything.
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TODD: Wait, are you serious?
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Peter is not threatened by you at all.
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TODD: He's an amazing
guy, and you deserve him.
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- Mom, are you okay?
- I think Harry has left me.
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HARRY: I'm gonna go to
Iceland and live in a hut
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and farm and be naked under the stars.
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- Chuck, we have to talk.
- TODD: I still can't believe you left him.
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I'm outside Multnomah Falls Arena,
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where over the last
month, big money giveaways
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to lucky Golden Ticket winners
have electrified Portland.
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And today one lucky fan will win...
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$1 million!
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All right, hockey fans, congratulations
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to our winner, who is sitting
in tonight's lucky spot.
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Section 101, row 27, seat 74.
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Come get your check, yeah!
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Whoo! All right, Widow fans,
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I will see you at Friday's game
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for our final giveaway
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of $5 million!
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[MASCOT CHEERS]
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- Whoo!
- Man.
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Man. Do you know what I can
do with a million dollars?
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Put up new curtains in the garage?
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What? Chuck, no.
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It's a million dollars. I'm not gonna
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live in a garage if I
have a million dollars.
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I mean, hey, I love
living in your garage.
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I love never cleaning.
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I love you bringing me
Pop-Tarts at 3:00 a.m.
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You're welcome.
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But no, if I had a million dollars,
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I could open my own P.I. firm.
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Would you take on personal cases?
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Like domestic stuff?
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- Like marital stuff?
- Like Allison?
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Uh, maybe.
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Allison, I think showing up
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for Chuck's work functions
while separated shows hope.
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Shh. Mom, his coworkers don't know.
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I'm just here as a favor, or
to keep up appearances, or...
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I don't know, I'm here.
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Allison, it is sweet. It shows empathy.
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You care, and because you care,
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don't you think that
your marriage deserves
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- a chance in therapy?
- [SCOFFS]
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Look, what do you need to know?
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Is she ever coming back?
Is she seeing somebody else?
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Does she still love me?
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Please, please, Chuck, no, do not cry.
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Again. Okay? This is
your place of employment.
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I mean, Allison, I know bad marriages,
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and this, trust me,
is not that. [STAMMERS]
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A little bit of work
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- and you can be having children.
- I'm just confused as to why you seem
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so concerned about my marriage
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- as opposed to me...
- Because I want you both to be happy.
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I appreciate that.
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And you are now squatting in my condo.
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You said you didn't
want me in a shady Airbnb
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- in Southeast.
- No, well, I don't but...
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- Oh, this guy.
- Hey, Bumpy.
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- This guy!
- This guy. Are you kidding me?
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- [GRUNTING]
- This guy? What about this guy?
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Well, thanks to this guy,
Widows games sell out now.
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This is the genius behind
the Golden Ticket Giveaway.
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Go, boys!
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[BUZZER BLARES]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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- Sorry. Hi.
- Oh, thank God, thank you.
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I thought they were out of these again.
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Yeah. Okay, just don't eat them fast,
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like you did last time, okay?
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Don't want another
situation with meat for you.
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I'm mostly just trying
to escape from Mom.
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Yeah? Moving in with her
part of this exit strategy?
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No. My Airbnb is being fumigated.
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And it's actually really
much more convenient.
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I can take the tram from her apartment
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to the hospital, and...
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Am I shame-eating these?
Is that what's happening?
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- [BUZZER BLARES]
- Oh, come on, Gersen, get back on D!
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Let's not get lazy now.
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Oh, defense! Come on, Gersen!
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Oh, look, it's your ex,
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who's engaged to someone else.
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Is that him, the
multimillionaire in his own box?
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Hi. Would you like to have
a conversation with me?
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- She kissed me.
- What? When?
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It doesn't matter.
Nothing came of it, so...
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Aren't you dating Amy, the Rose Empress?
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Yes, well, she's back at Cornell now,
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- so we're doing long distance,
- Uh-huh.
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which means she's probably
going out to dinner with
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future lawyers and judges.
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- You know, men who don't live in garages.
- Garages, yeah.
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You should move on.
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For your own good.
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Susan's about to get married.
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You don't want to pine.
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I'm not pining. That's
not what this is at all.
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Are you kidding me? Look at yourself.
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Your face is pine. I'm not...
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You smell like a
pine-scented Yankee Candle.
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That is my cologne, okay?
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- It's very earthy.
- [INHALES DEEPLY]
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Just, you don't want to further
complicate things with Susan.
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I thought you said Peter was a nice guy.
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TODD: [SCOFFS] Yeah, he's the best.
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Well, he's very rich, if nothing else.
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Caramel apple, brownie caramel bites.
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Hmm, what else is caramel?
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Oh, enjoying the sweet life, I see.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah. Much better than
the nosebleed seats we used to get.
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- Are you still afraid of Fang?
- I'm not afraid of Fang.
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I just think that if your
team name is the Widows,
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a more appropriate mascot would be
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a gang of dead husbands.
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So you're scared of spiders,
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but not of a gang of corpses?
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Yeah, I'm not scared
of a gang of corpses
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because zombies aren't real. Yet.
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[LAUGHS]
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SUSAN: Do you remember
when we won front row seats,
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and Bronovich got punched, and his blood
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- splattered all over the glass in front of us?
- Mm-hmm.
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- SUSAN: And then his tooth...
- TODD: Flew right into my mouth.
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Yes. I mean, how could anyone
forget that, let alone me?
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- Susan.
- Oh, hey.
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- There you are. Todd, my boy.
- Hey, Peter.
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We were just talking about
this brawl that we saw here,
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and this tooth.
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It's a long story.
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Um, you really should have sued.
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Yeah, well, had you
been a lawyer back then,
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maybe I would have.
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We would have won.
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We definitely would have won.
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How far we've all come.
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- That's right.
- All right, then.
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We'd best be off, love.
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- Okay.
- Bye, Peter.
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[SIGHS]
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No one's gonna cut this cake?
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Mm, you should call your P.I. firm
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All the Wright Investigations.
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Hmm, that name suggests that
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all other investigations are wrong.
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Oh.
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- I love it.
- Right?
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Yes, I do! By the way,
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how much more Zamboni time do we have?
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Oh, about 15 more minutes.
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- [SNAPS FINGERS]
- 15 great minutes.
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Yeah. Hey, did I tell
you about my inspiration
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- for the Golden Ticket Giveaway?
- WOMAN: Chuck Grant?
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- That's him.
- That's me.
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I'm Special Agent Fox.
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This is my partner,
Special Agent Carter.
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We'd like to ask a few questions.
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Oh. Okay.
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Dude, that's...
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- [PHONE RINGING]
- Ugh. Allison,
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- your phone is ringing.
- Ooh.
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Yeah, it's Chuck. I
will call him back later.
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Allison, I can do all
of that in the morning.
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There is no hope for your
marriage if you don't talk.
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He calls me all the time
asking where his shoes are,
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- or how to turn on the dishwasher. He's...
- He's Chuck.
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I want to empty this out
so I can put my spoon in.
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Hand-washing takes half a second.
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No, thank you. There are thousands
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of bacterial strains on a sponge.
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- The dishwasher sterilizes it.
- Okay, but please,
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Allison, the bowls go over here.
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- And glasses open end up.
- [PHONE CHIMING]
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- ALLISON: Okay.
- [CHIMES]
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- That's your phone.
- Oh.
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Well, it's... Oh, it's just Todd.
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- I'll talk to him later. Ooh.
- [PHONE RINGING]
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Chuck is calling again.
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He is a grown man. I will call him back
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when I'm done helping you with this.
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Well, it doesn't help to put
things in the wrong place.
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Oh, for crying in the night,
would you answer your phone?!
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- You're not answering Todd.
- He's calling again.
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It could be an emergency.
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It's not. I promise you it
is not an emergency, Mom.
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Stop! Don't touch my phone.
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Hi. Why are you ignoring my texts?
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- Chuck is in trouble.
- I seriously doubt that.
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- Pick it up!
- Pick it up!
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Okay.
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Chuck, what's going on?
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CHUCK: Hey, glad you answered.
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I only have a second.
We're on a little bio break.
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What? A bio break from what?
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He is being interrogated at
FBI headquarters right now.
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Todd, don't be ridiculous.
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Chuck interrogated. FBI.
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Yeah, we're really just chatting.
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They're very interested in
the Golden Ticket Giveaway.
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It's no big deal. Oh, hey,
they're back. Gotta go.
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- Wait, don't hang up.
- Call a lawyer!
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Oh, my God.
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There's no world where
that's not a big deal, right?
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No, there is not. Grab your coat.
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FOX: Wow.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I've never met anyone who
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invented a lottery before.
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- Well...
- [CHUCKLES]
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How'd you pick out the winning seats?
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Darts. I put the seating chart
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over the dart board in my office,
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and wherever that dart landed,
that was the winning seat.
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Totally random. It's pretty cool, huh?
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Thank you, Justine.
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- I owe you one.
- Thanks.
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Who else knows about
the winning seat numbers,
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in advance of the giveaway?
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- The giveaway.
- CHUCK: Just me.
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It was a secret I kept in my heart.
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It's all you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's all on you.
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You're the only one at the
center of this whole thing.
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Yep.
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Oh, my God, he's implicating himself.
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For what? I don't know.
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I've got to get in there.
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Those prize winners have me to thank.
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Me, and me only. Chuck Jebidiah Grant.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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I'm shutting this down.
I am this man's attorney.
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Margaret Wright, you
don't have the authority
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to shut anything down.
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Mr. Grant refused counsel,
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and he's our witness, not your client.
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Natalie Harris.
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I should have known.
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♪
248
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I just can't believe this is real.
249
00:09:20,213 --> 00:09:22,310
Well, that's exactly how
I felt when Harry left,
250
00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:26,183
but Todd kept me calm and we
solved the problem together,
251
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- and that's exactly what we're going to do now.
- [ELEVATOR DINGS]
252
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Margaret, a word.
253
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Oh, of course.
254
00:09:33,408 --> 00:09:35,628
Uh, uh, uh, uh,
Allison, you go on ahead.
255
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I'll be right there. [CHUCKLES] Okay.
256
00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:42,199
- Yes?
- Margaret, I need you to be my second chair
257
00:09:42,243 --> 00:09:43,766
on a federal security fraud trial.
258
00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:47,553
- Oh, well, when are the trial dates?
- Today, 1:00 p.m.
259
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We are halfway through
the plaintiff's witnesses,
260
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but the intent threshold is impossible,
261
00:09:52,079 --> 00:09:53,515
and it's not looking good.
262
00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:55,212
Beverly, I wish I could, but I have...
263
00:09:55,256 --> 00:09:57,867
Not the right answer for
someone in the running
264
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to be named partner.
265
00:09:59,086 --> 00:10:02,698
I would love to be your second,
266
00:10:02,742 --> 00:10:07,529
b-b-but I have a trial case,
a federal case of my own
267
00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,226
that is occupying all of my time.
268
00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:12,360
I'm very serious about
this promotion, Beverly.
269
00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:15,755
Mm. I appreciate the fawning.
270
00:10:15,798 --> 00:10:18,627
It's not gonna help
me win my case, is it?
271
00:10:23,719 --> 00:10:26,113
Why won't the Feds tell us
why they're investigating him?
272
00:10:26,156 --> 00:10:27,593
Because they're the Feds.
273
00:10:27,636 --> 00:10:30,944
Legally, they don't have
to until an arrest is made.
274
00:10:30,987 --> 00:10:32,902
But they will have an airtight case
275
00:10:32,946 --> 00:10:34,426
when the handcuffs come out.
276
00:10:34,469 --> 00:10:37,211
That is why their
conviction rate is so high.
277
00:10:37,254 --> 00:10:38,560
This is terrifying, right?
278
00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:41,258
We have to investigate
Chuck like they would.
279
00:10:41,302 --> 00:10:44,000
So, Chuck, why don't
you start with telling us
280
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,393
everything that they asked you.
281
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,569
Um, they asked me about Mitsy Mulgrew.
282
00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:50,180
The $250,000 prize
winner? Did you know her?
283
00:10:50,224 --> 00:10:52,269
Well, I met her a month ago
when she won the prize money.
284
00:10:52,313 --> 00:10:53,923
You know, to fill out the paperwork.
285
00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:56,273
Mm-hmm, and I guarantee you
they've already talked to her,
286
00:10:56,317 --> 00:10:57,405
which led them right back to you.
287
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:58,580
Who's the only person who knows
288
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which stadium seats will win.
289
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,653
- Mm-hmm.
- It's fraud.
290
00:11:02,192 --> 00:11:03,629
- It's fraud.
- ALLISON: Yeah.
291
00:11:03,672 --> 00:11:05,021
They think Chuck used
292
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,458
his list of winning seats
to choose the winners
293
00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:08,068
and get kickbacks from those who won.
294
00:11:08,111 --> 00:11:10,287
- MARGARET: Yes.
- CHUCK: What? No. I would never do that.
295
00:11:10,331 --> 00:11:12,289
That's illegal, and dishonest.
296
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,335
Chuck, we need to prove your innocence
297
00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:16,598
before they prove your guilt.
298
00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:19,296
Okay, I'll get to Mitsy Mulgrew
and do a background check.
299
00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:20,863
And I'll ask Lyle to reach out to Alex,
300
00:11:20,907 --> 00:11:22,212
our new forensic accountant.
301
00:11:22,256 --> 00:11:23,736
- Forensic accountant?
- Why? What's that for?
302
00:11:23,779 --> 00:11:26,129
Alex will do a deep dive
on all of your finances,
303
00:11:26,173 --> 00:11:27,740
all of your accounts, everything.
304
00:11:27,783 --> 00:11:30,351
We need to prove that
there is nothing suspicious.
305
00:11:30,395 --> 00:11:31,961
We need to find what Natalie will find
306
00:11:32,005 --> 00:11:33,005
before Natalie finds it.
307
00:11:33,006 --> 00:11:34,660
Wait, all of our accounts?
308
00:11:34,703 --> 00:11:36,662
We're both being investigated right now?
309
00:11:37,706 --> 00:11:40,143
What are we supposed to
do while that's happening?
310
00:11:40,187 --> 00:11:43,364
Support each other.
311
00:11:48,369 --> 00:11:49,805
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
312
00:11:49,849 --> 00:11:51,285
You must be Alex.
313
00:11:51,328 --> 00:11:52,808
I'm not sure what Ms.
Wright was thinking,
314
00:11:52,852 --> 00:11:55,332
but as a Mensa scholar
I am more than capable
315
00:11:55,376 --> 00:11:56,595
of handling our internal
316
00:11:56,638 --> 00:11:58,205
forensic financial investigations.
317
00:11:58,248 --> 00:12:00,163
- And I don't need anybody...
- I'm a client here.
318
00:12:00,207 --> 00:12:03,602
And I'm Alex.
319
00:12:05,821 --> 00:12:07,867
Lyle? Hmm.
320
00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:12,045
Um, in order to do my job,
I will need bank statements,
321
00:12:12,088 --> 00:12:14,134
tax filings and any
other investment accounts
322
00:12:14,177 --> 00:12:15,309
that Chuck and Allison Grant might have.
323
00:12:15,352 --> 00:12:17,267
- [SPRAYING]
- I'll also need a...
324
00:12:17,311 --> 00:12:18,791
space of my own.
325
00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:22,272
Mensa? That's fantastic.
326
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:26,494
Y-Yes. I... well, I qualified when...
327
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:29,192
Files are over there
where we keep the...
328
00:12:29,236 --> 00:12:31,586
Conference room. It's a room where...
329
00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:33,458
Space. Lots of space where we...
330
00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:34,502
I can show you. If you come this way.
331
00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:37,026
[SNAPS FINGERS] No, no.
332
00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:40,334
It's over this way.
333
00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:46,514
- [PAPERS SHUFFLING]
- LYLE: Shoot. Shoot.
334
00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:49,822
Wait, so, Mitsy, how are you broke now
335
00:12:49,865 --> 00:12:53,086
if you won the $250,000
prize three weeks ago?
336
00:12:53,129 --> 00:12:55,044
Listen to me. To win that money,
337
00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:57,394
I had to agree to cash the check,
338
00:12:57,438 --> 00:13:00,049
and put half of it in this
weird blue leather bag,
339
00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:01,224
and leave it at the drop-off.
340
00:13:01,268 --> 00:13:02,704
This is going in the Sentinel?
341
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,358
Uh, online Sentinel.
342
00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:06,186
Uh, digital. It's more of a blog.
343
00:13:06,229 --> 00:13:07,796
But, um, anonymous, right?
344
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,755
Oh, yeah, it'll be like
no one will ever read it.
345
00:13:09,798 --> 00:13:12,113
So, wait, you said a blue leather bag?
346
00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:15,369
Yeah. With the initials
"C.G." monogrammed on the side.
347
00:13:15,412 --> 00:13:18,415
Wait. C.G.? Is that...
348
00:13:18,459 --> 00:13:19,808
Are those the initials of the person
349
00:13:19,852 --> 00:13:20,983
who set you up with all this?
350
00:13:21,207 --> 00:13:23,252
I have no clue.
351
00:13:23,296 --> 00:13:25,951
The whole thing was done over the phone.
352
00:13:25,994 --> 00:13:28,257
It sounded like a
robot on the other end.
353
00:13:28,301 --> 00:13:31,739
- A robot?
- It told me what seat number to buy.
354
00:13:31,783 --> 00:13:34,394
I bought the seat, I sat in the seat,
355
00:13:34,437 --> 00:13:35,743
and I won.
356
00:13:35,787 --> 00:13:37,484
Then I just had to
drop off half the money.
357
00:13:37,527 --> 00:13:39,181
Though, believe me, I
wish I hadn't done it.
358
00:13:39,225 --> 00:13:40,617
Because the Feds found out?
359
00:13:40,661 --> 00:13:43,925
Because Uncle Sam took
the other half in taxes.
360
00:13:43,969 --> 00:13:44,969
So I'm broke again.
361
00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:47,494
This phone number you called,
362
00:13:47,537 --> 00:13:51,019
um, how'd you get that?
363
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,761
No.
364
00:13:53,805 --> 00:13:55,328
I shouldn't even have said this much.
365
00:13:55,371 --> 00:13:56,633
But it's anonymous.
366
00:13:56,677 --> 00:13:58,635
I signed a piece of
paper with that uptight
367
00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:00,159
U.S. attorney lawyer lady,
368
00:14:00,202 --> 00:14:02,770
and I can't talk about this anymore.
369
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:09,081
[SIGHS]
370
00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:11,648
I do have a blue monogrammed bag.
371
00:14:11,692 --> 00:14:13,476
Yeah, it's my gym bag. Why?
372
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,348
It was used in the kickback scheme.
373
00:14:15,391 --> 00:14:17,350
- What? No. That can't be right.
- Yes.
374
00:14:17,393 --> 00:14:20,048
Although that bag did go
missing about a month ago.
375
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,484
Missing? From where?
376
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,051
From my office.
377
00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,487
But nobody here would steal it.
378
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,881
All my coworkers are
my friends. I love them.
379
00:14:26,925 --> 00:14:28,883
I mean, you could ask Janet,
ask Francisco the janitor...
380
00:14:28,927 --> 00:14:30,276
No, no, no, Chuck,
we're not asking anyone.
381
00:14:30,319 --> 00:14:31,668
- Skippy, Bob...
- Look, Chuck,
382
00:14:31,712 --> 00:14:33,540
no one knows there's an
investigation happening,
383
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,150
- and we need to keep it that way.
- That's right.
384
00:14:35,194 --> 00:14:36,978
Otherwise the person running the scam
385
00:14:37,022 --> 00:14:38,371
is going to shut it down,
386
00:14:38,414 --> 00:14:41,156
- and you will take the fall for it.
- Mm-hmm.
387
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,767
So what am I supposed to do,
388
00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:45,378
just keep coming to work and act normal?
389
00:14:45,421 --> 00:14:48,076
As normal as possible, for you.
390
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,817
You're already walking weird.
391
00:14:49,861 --> 00:14:51,471
- Just walk normal, Chuck.
- What are you doing?
392
00:14:52,298 --> 00:14:54,256
You're still strutting, Chuck.
393
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:57,172
Hey, Bob, great job.
394
00:14:57,216 --> 00:14:59,131
Frankie. He shoots, he scores!
395
00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:00,959
- You don't have to greet everyone, bud.
- Carol, hardworking, as always.
396
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,178
Hey, Beatrice, this
is Todd and Margaret,
397
00:15:03,222 --> 00:15:04,353
my brother and mother-in-law.
398
00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:07,182
Must have missed the "bring
your in-laws to work" memo.
399
00:15:07,226 --> 00:15:08,444
[CHUCK LAUGHS]
400
00:15:08,488 --> 00:15:11,404
- She's hilarious.
- Good afternoon, Beatrice.
401
00:15:11,447 --> 00:15:12,797
May I ask how long you've been here?
402
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:15,800
Since 7:00 this morning.
But at the company,
403
00:15:15,843 --> 00:15:17,279
37 years.
404
00:15:17,323 --> 00:15:20,761
- Wow. Is that a 1942 Harold Nevins?
- Yep.
405
00:15:20,805 --> 00:15:23,720
I love that baseball card
more than my first husband.
406
00:15:23,764 --> 00:15:25,331
Yeah, that thing's worth,
like, over 30 grand.
407
00:15:25,374 --> 00:15:26,854
You must have a pretty
healthy side hustle.
408
00:15:26,898 --> 00:15:30,336
You selling Girl Scout cookies?
Candle parties? Bitcoin?
409
00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:33,382
Oh, yeah. I'm a TikTok influencer.
410
00:15:33,425 --> 00:15:34,862
[CHUCK LAUGHS]
411
00:15:34,906 --> 00:15:35,950
See? Hilarious.
412
00:15:35,994 --> 00:15:38,257
Okay, my office is right here.
413
00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,870
Spider! Aah! Death venom. No, no.
414
00:15:42,914 --> 00:15:45,917
Todd, it is a mascot costume.
415
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,049
It's just back from being repaired.
416
00:15:48,093 --> 00:15:49,224
Are you okay?
417
00:15:49,268 --> 00:15:50,312
Yes, yes, I'm fine.
418
00:15:50,356 --> 00:15:51,923
Okay, now down to business.
419
00:15:51,966 --> 00:15:53,228
Where did you keep your gym bag?
420
00:15:53,272 --> 00:15:55,187
Oh, over here on this shelf.
421
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,753
But it's gone now.
422
00:15:56,797 --> 00:15:58,407
MARGARET: Chuck, what is
that on the dart board?
423
00:15:58,451 --> 00:15:59,887
Is this the...
424
00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:02,542
- Is this the stadium seating chart?
- Mm-hmm.
425
00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:03,760
Are these the darts that you used
426
00:16:03,804 --> 00:16:05,153
- to choose the winning seats?
- Yeah.
427
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,589
- It's my dart chart.
- MARGARET: Chuck!
428
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,201
You didn't think to take
the darts or the chart down?
429
00:16:09,244 --> 00:16:11,464
TODD: Literally anyone
who walks into your office
430
00:16:11,507 --> 00:16:12,639
can see the winners.
431
00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:14,423
Yeah, I guess you're right.
432
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:18,732
All 300-plus people who
work here are now suspects.
433
00:16:18,732 --> 00:16:20,212
We are running out of time.
434
00:16:20,255 --> 00:16:22,214
- We won't be able to vet them all.
- Uh-oh.
435
00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:23,693
Uh-oh?
436
00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:31,919
Noojin, why is Natalie here?
437
00:16:31,963 --> 00:16:33,312
[BOTH LAUGHING]
438
00:16:33,855 --> 00:16:35,792
Never mind. Never mind.
439
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:39,274
- Uh, Natalie...
- Margaret.
440
00:16:39,318 --> 00:16:42,103
I know exactly what is going on here.
441
00:16:42,147 --> 00:16:43,931
Natalie's here to tell you
that my son-in-law Chuck
442
00:16:43,975 --> 00:16:46,412
has been falsely brought in
for questioning, by her...
443
00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:48,457
[LAUGHS] Actually, Margaret...
444
00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:49,937
But Chuck would never
arrange to take kickbacks
445
00:16:49,981 --> 00:16:52,505
from an arena giveaway
that he himself devised.
446
00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:54,594
- Not with a kickback.
- I didn't tell her.
447
00:16:54,637 --> 00:16:56,257
Of course you did, Natalie. I know you.
448
00:16:56,258 --> 00:16:57,333
- You just can't...
- BEVERLY: Margaret.
449
00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:59,773
Natalie is here to ask if
I'll be the keynote speaker
450
00:16:59,816 --> 00:17:02,341
for the Portland Women's
Bar Association luncheon.
451
00:17:02,384 --> 00:17:03,951
She will. Isn't that wonderful?
452
00:17:03,994 --> 00:17:06,300
BEVERLY: But that is news
about your son-in-law.
453
00:17:06,345 --> 00:17:08,955
Explains why you're unable to
fulfill your firm obligations.
454
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,089
I'll expect a full accounting
of your billable hours
455
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:13,482
you're laying out on his behalf.
456
00:17:13,526 --> 00:17:16,050
Pro bono, I assume.
457
00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:18,400
Yes, I-I will.
458
00:17:18,444 --> 00:17:20,098
- Of course.
- Wonderful.
459
00:17:20,141 --> 00:17:22,361
Lovely to see you, Natalie.
460
00:17:25,886 --> 00:17:29,411
Natalie, you know Chuck is not guilty.
461
00:17:29,455 --> 00:17:33,502
Two other winners have
materialized since we last spoke
462
00:17:33,546 --> 00:17:35,548
who tell the exact same story.
463
00:17:35,591 --> 00:17:39,160
A phone call offering them
an irresistible opportunity,
464
00:17:39,204 --> 00:17:41,293
a drop-off location and a bag
465
00:17:41,336 --> 00:17:43,991
with the initials C.G. on it.
466
00:17:44,035 --> 00:17:46,080
We're in possession of the bag now.
467
00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:48,256
Chuck comes from a very
wealthy old Portland family.
468
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,779
He doesn't need the money.
469
00:17:49,823 --> 00:17:52,608
And rich people have never
fleeced anyone before?
470
00:17:52,652 --> 00:17:55,655
[LAUGHS] I just annihilated
my security fraud trial,
471
00:17:55,698 --> 00:17:58,353
and set precedent, and I'm confident
472
00:17:58,397 --> 00:18:00,355
this case will end in conviction.
473
00:18:00,399 --> 00:18:01,922
But it's not Chuck.
474
00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:04,881
Okay, look, no one at
the arena knows about
475
00:18:04,925 --> 00:18:06,274
your FBI investigation.
476
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:10,278
Let's keep it that way and let
the five million giveaway play out.
477
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,585
I will find the person
who is truly guilty.
478
00:18:12,628 --> 00:18:14,891
Give me to the end
of the game on Friday.
479
00:18:14,935 --> 00:18:17,372
This week, next week, it
makes no difference to me.
480
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:19,418
- [ELEVATOR DINGS]
- I'm going to get my conviction.
481
00:18:19,461 --> 00:18:22,029
You have until the $5 million giveaway
482
00:18:22,073 --> 00:18:24,379
to present an alternate suspect.
483
00:18:24,423 --> 00:18:27,034
But if you don't have anything by then,
484
00:18:27,078 --> 00:18:28,296
I hope your daughter finds a man
485
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,472
in an orange jumpsuit attractive.
486
00:18:36,388 --> 00:18:38,524
- Quick, what do we got?
- Now.
487
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,395
Well, there's Chuck's
secretary Beatrice.
488
00:18:40,439 --> 00:18:42,718
She is creepily interested
in our investigation.
489
00:18:43,062 --> 00:18:45,060
Ah, Beatrice. And Allison says that
490
00:18:45,061 --> 00:18:46,830
she runs Chuck's entire life.
491
00:18:46,831 --> 00:18:50,204
And she, like everybody else, had access
492
00:18:50,248 --> 00:18:51,336
to the winning seat numbers.
493
00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:52,772
We need a different angle.
494
00:18:52,816 --> 00:18:54,426
- What about the winners?
- Okay, sure.
495
00:18:54,469 --> 00:18:55,862
What did we find in
their background check?
496
00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:59,431
We need something that
ties them all together.
497
00:18:59,474 --> 00:19:02,042
Well, let's see. I
have Bartholomew Roads,
498
00:19:02,086 --> 00:19:03,565
winner number three.
499
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:05,916
With a credit score of 170.
500
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:10,137
Okay, and I got Mitsy,
winner number four with 210.
501
00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:13,401
And Tangey Mitchell...
185 for my winner.
502
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,404
I mean, whoa, my credit score
was in the 300s for a while,
503
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,189
and is no longer, but
what do you have to do
504
00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:19,755
to get your score under 250?
505
00:19:19,799 --> 00:19:23,281
- Declare bankruptcy, like Bartholomew did.
- Huh.
506
00:19:23,324 --> 00:19:24,891
Found an order on the
court's online portal.
507
00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:26,501
Oh, this winner, too.
508
00:19:26,545 --> 00:19:27,807
Ditto.
509
00:19:27,851 --> 00:19:29,243
But what is the overlap,
and what are all these
510
00:19:29,287 --> 00:19:31,637
signed slips here in the files?
511
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:35,336
Court-ordered Financial
Accountability Fellowship meetings.
512
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:37,295
Huh. And all the attendance slips
513
00:19:37,338 --> 00:19:38,644
are signed by the same leader.
514
00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:40,428
MARGARET/LYLE: Huckleberry Johnson.
515
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:44,302
What is a Huckleberry Johnson?
516
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,219
What kind of parent names
their child Huckleberry anyway?
517
00:19:55,966 --> 00:19:58,124
- Hello. Hello. Hi. Hi.
- Hi.
518
00:19:58,568 --> 00:20:02,059
Really? Wow. All this
from one Internet search?
519
00:20:02,102 --> 00:20:05,279
Yeah, well, Mr. Grant
uses the same password
520
00:20:05,323 --> 00:20:07,107
for every account that he's ever opened,
521
00:20:07,151 --> 00:20:09,109
so easy pickings.
522
00:20:09,153 --> 00:20:11,285
Mm. Here, let me help you out with that.
523
00:20:11,329 --> 00:20:12,591
- Yeah...
- O-kay! Okay.
524
00:20:12,634 --> 00:20:15,202
- You okay?
- Okay. Yeah, I'm okay.
525
00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:16,856
You're stronger than you look.
526
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:21,121
Well, I was my platoon's
push-up champ. Army.
527
00:20:21,165 --> 00:20:23,515
Me, too! But not Army. Air Force.
528
00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:25,169
- Mm.
- "Me, too" military.
529
00:20:25,212 --> 00:20:27,301
Not a push-up champ, but
I did eat more boiled eggs
530
00:20:27,345 --> 00:20:29,390
in one sitting than
anyone in my squadron.
531
00:20:29,434 --> 00:20:33,046
Hmm. That's very impressive.
532
00:20:34,569 --> 00:20:38,269
Can I ask, um, how did you
get from the front lines
533
00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:40,445
- to forensic accounting?
- I'm a cliché.
534
00:20:40,488 --> 00:20:42,621
[LAUGHS] I'm good with numbers.
535
00:20:44,231 --> 00:20:47,017
They're solid, trustworthy.
536
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:50,237
And occasionally punishing.
537
00:20:52,326 --> 00:20:54,633
You found something
bad about Chuck Grant?
538
00:20:58,463 --> 00:21:00,204
ALLISON: Wait, what do you mean Chuck has
539
00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:02,162
multiple offshore accounts
540
00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:03,947
in his name in the Cayman islands?
541
00:21:03,990 --> 00:21:05,687
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
542
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,994
Chuck, it looks like you're hiding
543
00:21:08,038 --> 00:21:09,561
massive amounts of money.
544
00:21:09,604 --> 00:21:11,563
Chuck, is it possible that your parents
545
00:21:11,606 --> 00:21:14,392
set up these accounts for
you, or that someone else did?
546
00:21:14,435 --> 00:21:15,871
You mean, like, as a birthday gift?
547
00:21:15,915 --> 00:21:20,702
N-No, Chuck. I mean that
someone gained access
548
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,749
to your private information
and set up these accounts
549
00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:25,664
fraudulently in your name?
550
00:21:25,707 --> 00:21:26,882
Why would they do that?
551
00:21:26,926 --> 00:21:29,189
Oh, my God, Chuck, you are being framed.
552
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:31,757
How can you be at the
center of this thing
553
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,367
and not realize that you...
554
00:21:33,411 --> 00:21:35,065
I mean, are you even aware
555
00:21:35,108 --> 00:21:36,892
of anything that is
happening around you?
556
00:21:36,936 --> 00:21:38,764
At all. Anything?
557
00:21:42,072 --> 00:21:44,900
This makes it look like
Chuck is super guilty, right?
558
00:21:44,944 --> 00:21:48,078
In terms of the ticket
giveaway investigation?
559
00:21:48,121 --> 00:21:50,689
Like-like he rigged the whole thing,
560
00:21:50,732 --> 00:21:53,561
and is taking kickbacks
and ferreting money away.
561
00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:54,823
Ferreting?
562
00:21:54,867 --> 00:21:57,391
Yes, uh, picking the winner,
563
00:21:57,435 --> 00:21:59,306
and shaking them down for a cut.
564
00:21:59,350 --> 00:22:02,396
- Is Chuck the only suspect?
- No, actually.
565
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,137
We have another possible suspect.
566
00:22:04,181 --> 00:22:07,053
All of the winners
belong to a debtors group
567
00:22:07,097 --> 00:22:09,921
run by someone named Huckleberry.
568
00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:12,145
- But that's...
- Are you kidding me?
569
00:22:12,189 --> 00:22:13,799
Wait, what? Who's Huckleberry?
570
00:22:13,842 --> 00:22:16,454
Huckleberry Johnson is
Chuck's college roommate.
571
00:22:16,497 --> 00:22:18,978
So if all of the winners
are connected to Huckleberry,
572
00:22:19,022 --> 00:22:21,633
then all of the winners
are also connected to Chuck.
573
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:32,078
- Hello, my name is Huckleberry.
- GROUP: Hi, Huckleberry.
574
00:22:32,122 --> 00:22:33,427
And I am a compulsive debtor.
575
00:22:33,471 --> 00:22:35,212
It's been eight years
since I've incurred
576
00:22:35,255 --> 00:22:36,604
any unsecured debt.
577
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,041
Okay, we're looking
for anything that proves
578
00:22:38,084 --> 00:22:39,607
that Huckleberry is a recruiter.
579
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:41,348
Thank you, ma'am, but I am undercover,
580
00:22:41,392 --> 00:22:43,785
and this is an anonymous
group, so zip it.
581
00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:45,222
Hey, you two in the back.
582
00:22:45,265 --> 00:22:48,094
Oh, sorry, sorry, don't mind us.
583
00:22:48,138 --> 00:22:50,053
- We're just, uh...
- Anonymous debtors.
584
00:22:50,096 --> 00:22:51,445
Yes, we're very anonymous,
585
00:22:51,489 --> 00:22:53,143
very in debt, and very new here,
586
00:22:53,186 --> 00:22:54,492
so we don't know all the rules.
587
00:22:54,685 --> 00:22:56,252
We were all newcomers once. It's okay.
588
00:22:56,296 --> 00:22:58,036
Please, join the circle.
589
00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:00,343
- Okay.
- Okay.
590
00:23:00,387 --> 00:23:02,084
- Hi. Anonymous.
- Yes, very.
591
00:23:02,127 --> 00:23:04,129
Hi. I'm... Well, you're all anonymous.
592
00:23:04,343 --> 00:23:07,999
Please, uh, introduce yourself
and tell us your debt story.
593
00:23:08,042 --> 00:23:09,261
Okay, well, sure...
594
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:10,436
Please.
595
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,830
Uh, me... oh, first? Okay. Hi.
596
00:23:12,873 --> 00:23:14,527
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] Hello.
597
00:23:14,571 --> 00:23:17,138
Um, uh, my name is Mar... lo.
598
00:23:17,182 --> 00:23:18,879
ALL: Hi, Marlo.
599
00:23:18,923 --> 00:23:23,971
Uh, I am a debtor. Anonymously.
600
00:23:24,015 --> 00:23:26,800
And I am here because,
601
00:23:26,844 --> 00:23:30,325
beca...
602
00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:34,547
because I am very
603
00:23:34,591 --> 00:23:36,549
irresponsible with money.
604
00:23:36,593 --> 00:23:39,900
My money, my mother's money.
605
00:23:39,944 --> 00:23:41,336
All money, really.
606
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:44,122
Also, I am currently living...
607
00:23:44,165 --> 00:23:46,124
I mean, if you can call
it that... [CHUCKLES]
608
00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:48,213
in my sister's garage.
609
00:23:48,256 --> 00:23:51,477
Also, I have landed in jail
610
00:23:51,521 --> 00:23:55,481
on numerous occasions,
and my noble mother
611
00:23:55,525 --> 00:24:00,486
has had to bail me out
time and time again.
612
00:24:00,530 --> 00:24:02,357
TODD: Wow, what a moving statement.
613
00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:03,750
I got so much out of that.
614
00:24:03,794 --> 00:24:04,794
Um, bless you.
615
00:24:04,795 --> 00:24:07,362
But my name is Percival Snodgrass.
616
00:24:07,406 --> 00:24:09,582
ALL: Hi, Percival Snodgra...
617
00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:11,062
- We don't share last names here.
- Yeah, that's actually...
618
00:24:11,062 --> 00:24:13,456
Percival-Snodgrass is my
first name, it's hyphenated.
619
00:24:13,499 --> 00:24:16,589
Uh, I am a debtor, and I have been
620
00:24:16,633 --> 00:24:19,331
an emotional and financial disaster
621
00:24:19,374 --> 00:24:21,768
ever since my husband abandoned me
622
00:24:21,812 --> 00:24:25,511
and fled to Iceland.
Yes, it's true. I know.
623
00:24:25,555 --> 00:24:26,860
Why would anyone leave me, right?
624
00:24:26,904 --> 00:24:30,560
Thankfully, I have
three gorgeous children.
625
00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:32,692
Well, two of them are gorgeous,
and one is a hideous robot.
626
00:24:32,736 --> 00:24:35,478
But the handsomest one,
my sweet little boy,
627
00:24:35,521 --> 00:24:36,609
he was really there for me.
628
00:24:36,653 --> 00:24:39,699
He rescued me in my time of need.
629
00:24:39,743 --> 00:24:41,527
He is an incredible,
brilliant investigator...
630
00:24:41,571 --> 00:24:44,443
How is this relevant to your debt?
631
00:24:44,487 --> 00:24:45,792
Well, uh, I don't know.
632
00:24:45,836 --> 00:24:47,881
Maybe the shopping addiction I developed
633
00:24:47,925 --> 00:24:50,536
instead of embracing
my son's brilliance.
634
00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:55,541
Well, thank you for your
shares, Percy and Marlo.
635
00:24:55,585 --> 00:24:57,021
It looks like our time is over.
636
00:24:57,064 --> 00:24:58,762
Could I please have some
volunteers to help clean up?
637
00:24:59,850 --> 00:25:03,331
Okay, the newcomers and Tangey. Thanks.
638
00:25:05,703 --> 00:25:09,790
Uh, uh, Tangey? As in Tangey Mitchell?
639
00:25:09,791 --> 00:25:12,453
You won the Golden Ticket
Giveaway. You were the first winner.
640
00:25:12,497 --> 00:25:13,541
$10,000, huh?
641
00:25:13,585 --> 00:25:16,806
- Yep, that's me.
- Yeah.
642
00:25:18,633 --> 00:25:20,810
Jackpot.
643
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,899
Sure, this is my signature,
but debt counseling
644
00:25:22,942 --> 00:25:24,770
is often a mandatory
condition of bankruptcy.
645
00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:27,686
Yes, yes, but these people also all won
646
00:25:27,730 --> 00:25:29,557
the Widows' Golden Ticket Giveaway,
647
00:25:29,601 --> 00:25:32,650
which does seem like
more than a coincidence.
648
00:25:32,651 --> 00:25:35,041
Wow. Yeah. Yes, it does.
649
00:25:35,085 --> 00:25:37,478
Huckleberry, it would seem
650
00:25:37,522 --> 00:25:39,654
that the contest has been corrupted,
651
00:25:39,698 --> 00:25:41,439
and that these winners are only chosen
652
00:25:41,482 --> 00:25:42,657
because of their connection to you.
653
00:25:42,701 --> 00:25:44,659
- To me?
- Uh-huh.
654
00:25:44,703 --> 00:25:46,661
Oh, no. To me? That's crazy.
655
00:25:46,705 --> 00:25:49,795
I have no connection
whatsoever to the Widows.
656
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,885
But your college roommate does.
657
00:25:52,929 --> 00:25:54,994
So, was winning the
Golden Ticket Giveaway,
658
00:25:54,995 --> 00:25:57,400
- like, the best moment of your life?
- [LAUGHS]
659
00:25:57,540 --> 00:26:00,247
- It was pretty dope.
- Mm-hmm.
660
00:26:00,291 --> 00:26:04,251
But I'd say becoming a
mom was probably the best.
661
00:26:04,295 --> 00:26:06,297
- Yeah. Same.
- HUCKLEBERRY: Chuck Grant?
662
00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:08,415
- Mm-hmm.
- Wait, you think Chuck Grant
663
00:26:08,416 --> 00:26:09,996
is behind some kind of, what,
664
00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:12,259
a kickback scheme? There's no way.
665
00:26:12,303 --> 00:26:16,176
- What makes you so certain Chuck couldn't be involved?
- It's just...
666
00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:20,093
Chuck is no criminal mastermind.
667
00:26:20,136 --> 00:26:23,792
He's no mastermind at all, of anything.
668
00:26:23,836 --> 00:26:26,665
He's just Chuck.
669
00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:28,319
Chuck.
670
00:26:28,362 --> 00:26:30,669
Hey, I really related to your share.
671
00:26:30,712 --> 00:26:32,714
I have an ex who just disappeared.
672
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:35,710
- Left me in all kinds of credit card debt.
- Right?
673
00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,316
The worst. I mean, I have no idea how
674
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,318
I'm gonna get out from
underneath all these bills.
675
00:26:39,362 --> 00:26:43,322
If only there was some sort
of a quick, easy fix, you know?
676
00:26:45,063 --> 00:26:46,151
Hey, do you like hockey?
677
00:26:46,195 --> 00:26:48,893
Uh, puck yeah. [CHUCKLES]
678
00:26:48,937 --> 00:26:53,245
Maybe you can be the next
lucky Golden Ticket winner.
679
00:26:54,681 --> 00:26:55,813
Huh.
680
00:26:55,857 --> 00:26:58,381
- Pa-choo!
- [LAUGHING]
681
00:26:58,424 --> 00:27:02,385
Hazelnut latte for Wayne,
and spiced chai for Linda.
682
00:27:02,428 --> 00:27:03,952
Have a good one.
683
00:27:03,995 --> 00:27:06,563
Okay, explain it to me again.
Who are we meeting here?
684
00:27:06,606 --> 00:27:10,219
That Debtors Anonymous
lady who won the 10K prize.
685
00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:12,438
she gave me a phone number to call.
686
00:27:12,482 --> 00:27:15,441
Then some weird
voice-changing robot voice
687
00:27:15,485 --> 00:27:19,881
told me to show up here
alone wearing a Widows jersey.
688
00:27:19,924 --> 00:27:21,447
I don't know, I think
they're grooming me
689
00:27:21,491 --> 00:27:23,058
to be the next prize winner.
690
00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:24,303
Is the delay between your real voice
691
00:27:24,304 --> 00:27:26,670
and your phone voice bothering you?
692
00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:28,367
Iced oat milk caramel
macchiato! Ten pumps raspberry,
693
00:27:28,411 --> 00:27:29,455
four pumps hazelnut.
694
00:27:29,499 --> 00:27:31,022
- Ew.
- Ew.
695
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:34,025
Well, this is obviously
how they groom their shills.
696
00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,549
Preying upon people like
you with financial problems.
697
00:27:36,593 --> 00:27:40,815
Oh, it's just like in
that TV show Squids Ink.
698
00:27:40,858 --> 00:27:42,904
Squid Game, Mom. And you watch that?
699
00:27:42,947 --> 00:27:44,470
Oh, everybody did.
700
00:27:44,514 --> 00:27:47,343
But where is the mastermind,
and why aren't they here?
701
00:27:47,386 --> 00:27:48,910
It is three hours until the game.
702
00:27:48,953 --> 00:27:51,086
Iced oat milk caramel macchiato!
703
00:27:51,129 --> 00:27:54,524
Ten pumps raspberry,
four pumps hazelnut.
704
00:27:54,567 --> 00:27:56,613
Maybe they were here.
705
00:27:56,656 --> 00:28:00,356
Maybe that hazelnut raspberry
abomination is their drink.
706
00:28:00,399 --> 00:28:01,879
BARISTA: Iced oat
milk caramel macchiato?
707
00:28:01,923 --> 00:28:03,315
Ten pumps raspberry,
four pumps hazelnut?
708
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,884
Maybe they got here
before us, they ordered,
709
00:28:06,928 --> 00:28:10,148
then the police happened
to show up, and they fled.
710
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:12,847
Or maybe they already have
a winner for tonight's game.
711
00:28:12,890 --> 00:28:15,458
Or-or maybe you just
don't fit the profile.
712
00:28:15,501 --> 00:28:19,027
Or, you know, I'm not really
experiencing the delay anymore.
713
00:28:19,070 --> 00:28:21,464
Mom, I'm not on the phone. I hung up.
714
00:28:21,507 --> 00:28:22,726
- Oh. Hi.
- Hi.
715
00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:24,206
Yeah, what I think we
need to do right now
716
00:28:24,249 --> 00:28:25,903
is we need to get down to
the arena, and I don't know...
717
00:28:25,947 --> 00:28:27,687
Yes, and find tonight's giveaway winner,
718
00:28:27,731 --> 00:28:30,299
and find out what they know
before Natalie arrests Chuck
719
00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:32,910
after the game. But how
are we even gonna get in?
720
00:28:32,954 --> 00:28:34,999
The game is sold out.
721
00:28:35,043 --> 00:28:37,959
That's okay. I know a guy.
722
00:28:39,699 --> 00:28:41,353
[CROWD CHEERING]
723
00:28:48,534 --> 00:28:51,407
Hey, Peter, thanks for
allowing Operation Widow
724
00:28:51,450 --> 00:28:52,799
to take place in your suite.
725
00:28:52,843 --> 00:28:54,149
My absolute pleasure. I don't think
726
00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:56,064
I've ever been involved
in a hockey sting before.
727
00:28:56,107 --> 00:28:57,761
It's exciting, right?
728
00:29:00,329 --> 00:29:03,941
Todd, Todd, I have
arrived in section nine.
729
00:29:03,985 --> 00:29:06,161
- Are you there?
- Yeah, yeah, you got me.
730
00:29:06,204 --> 00:29:08,511
And section nine, I got eyes on you.
731
00:29:08,554 --> 00:29:12,341
The seat number for
the winning seat is...
732
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:14,212
Sorry. Is right there.
733
00:29:14,256 --> 00:29:16,345
But it's empty. No one's in it.
734
00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:17,955
Hey, yo, hello.
735
00:29:17,999 --> 00:29:20,001
Agent Grant here. Testing, testing.
736
00:29:20,044 --> 00:29:21,916
We have a problem, Houston.
737
00:29:21,959 --> 00:29:23,352
I just checked with the box office,
738
00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:25,920
and the winning ticket
holder is a no-show.
739
00:29:25,963 --> 00:29:29,271
What? So there's no winner
for the big prize tonight?
740
00:29:29,314 --> 00:29:30,881
I mean, maybe the
mastermind didn't have time
741
00:29:30,925 --> 00:29:32,187
to groom somebody new.
742
00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:34,624
Or maybe the mastermind got cold feet.
743
00:29:34,667 --> 00:29:36,321
You know, maybe they recognized us
744
00:29:36,365 --> 00:29:39,150
at the coffee truck
and called it all off.
745
00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:43,024
So, Chuck, what happens to the money
746
00:29:43,067 --> 00:29:44,590
if there is no one in the winning seat?
747
00:29:44,634 --> 00:29:46,897
In the event of a no-show,
the money goes back
748
00:29:46,941 --> 00:29:47,985
into the giveaway fund.
749
00:29:48,029 --> 00:29:50,682
Hi, I've got your iced
oat milk caramel macchiato,
750
00:29:50,683 --> 00:29:51,902
ten pumps raspberry,
751
00:29:51,946 --> 00:29:53,850
four pumps hazelnut. For Beatrice?
752
00:29:53,851 --> 00:29:55,368
- Beatrice?
- No Beatrice here.
753
00:29:55,369 --> 00:29:57,734
- Whoops, wrong box suite. Sorry.
- Oh, it's okay.
754
00:29:57,777 --> 00:29:59,388
Beatrice?
755
00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:02,608
Chuck's secretary is the mastermind?
756
00:30:02,652 --> 00:30:04,523
Beatrice!
757
00:30:04,567 --> 00:30:07,439
Wait, what? Beatrice?
758
00:30:14,925 --> 00:30:17,232
SERVER: Hi. Beatrice?
759
00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:19,538
I've got your iced oat
milk caramel macchiato.
760
00:30:19,582 --> 00:30:22,106
Ten pumps raspberry,
four pumps hazelnut.
761
00:30:22,150 --> 00:30:23,586
- BEATRICE: Thanks.
- SERVER: There you go.
762
00:30:23,629 --> 00:30:25,588
Hey, Bumpy, I got your drink.
763
00:30:25,631 --> 00:30:27,285
Oh, thanks, sweetheart.
764
00:30:27,329 --> 00:30:30,810
Time to go give away
some money. [CHUCKLES]
765
00:30:32,725 --> 00:30:33,900
It's Bumpy.
766
00:30:33,944 --> 00:30:36,033
- Chuck's boss.
- Bumpy?
767
00:30:36,077 --> 00:30:37,426
He's the mastermind
behind the giveaway scam,
768
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,036
and he's heading to
the ice right now, Mom.
769
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,907
What are you going to
do? Natalie is going to
770
00:30:40,951 --> 00:30:42,692
arrest Chuck the
minute the game is over.
771
00:30:42,735 --> 00:30:44,085
Well, we need to get Bumpy to confess
772
00:30:44,128 --> 00:30:45,347
before the end of the game.
773
00:30:45,390 --> 00:30:46,435
Okay, wait.
774
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:50,874
What if I sit in the winning seat?
775
00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:52,963
Yes. I'm the winner.
776
00:30:53,007 --> 00:30:54,747
I go down to the ice,
777
00:30:54,791 --> 00:30:57,794
and, oh, yes, yes,
778
00:30:57,837 --> 00:30:59,622
I can get Bumpy to confess.
779
00:30:59,665 --> 00:31:02,277
Mom, that is a terrible...
780
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,453
Wait a minute.
781
00:31:04,496 --> 00:31:05,671
I'll meet you on the ice.
782
00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:13,549
[CHEERING]
783
00:31:13,592 --> 00:31:14,985
Well, it's intermission, folks,
784
00:31:15,029 --> 00:31:17,988
that moment that you
have all been waiting for.
785
00:31:18,032 --> 00:31:23,776
Now is the time when we will
give away our $5 million prize,
786
00:31:23,820 --> 00:31:28,303
changing one lucky
sport fan's life forever.
787
00:31:28,346 --> 00:31:29,521
Are you ready?
788
00:31:29,565 --> 00:31:30,914
Let me hear you. Are you ready?
789
00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:32,655
[WHOOPING]
790
00:31:32,698 --> 00:31:35,353
And the winner is...
791
00:31:37,355 --> 00:31:40,010
Ho-ho! Section 109,
792
00:31:40,054 --> 00:31:43,013
row nine, seat 22!
793
00:31:43,057 --> 00:31:46,538
It's me! I'm the winner!
794
00:31:46,582 --> 00:31:49,019
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
795
00:31:49,063 --> 00:31:53,284
Yay! I never win
anything. I'm so excited.
796
00:31:58,811 --> 00:32:00,900
- Thank you.
- [WHISPERING]: Hey, Mom.
797
00:32:00,944 --> 00:32:02,119
It's me, Todd.
798
00:32:02,163 --> 00:32:03,425
I got your back.
799
00:32:03,468 --> 00:32:05,340
Thank you, Todd. I
thought you hated spiders.
800
00:32:05,383 --> 00:32:07,255
Just don't say spiders, okay?
801
00:32:07,298 --> 00:32:09,518
I'm already imagining this
suit is filled with them.
802
00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:10,997
Todd, get it together.
803
00:32:11,041 --> 00:32:12,434
- I need you. You're gonna be okay.
- Okay.
804
00:32:12,477 --> 00:32:14,479
All right, I'll just...
I'll be right here.
805
00:32:14,523 --> 00:32:16,090
I can't see with this thing on.
806
00:32:16,829 --> 00:32:19,180
[SIGHS] Hello, Bumpy.
807
00:32:19,223 --> 00:32:20,529
What the hell are you doing here?
808
00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:21,617
You are Chuck's mother-in-law.
809
00:32:21,660 --> 00:32:23,836
What is he trying to pull, huh?
810
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,055
MARGARET: Tangey arranged everything.
811
00:32:25,099 --> 00:32:27,188
She sent me here to be the winner.
812
00:32:27,231 --> 00:32:30,321
Tangey? I told her to
call the whole thing off
813
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:33,194
when I saw the cops in the coffee truck.
814
00:32:33,237 --> 00:32:36,327
You have been exploiting those people
815
00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:38,851
- at the debtors meeting.
- Oh, please.
816
00:32:38,895 --> 00:32:41,854
Those people couldn't
wait to make a quick buck,
817
00:32:41,898 --> 00:32:43,204
even if it was illegal.
818
00:32:43,247 --> 00:32:46,555
And why did you set up poor Chuck?
819
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:49,558
That was the easiest part
about this whole thing.
820
00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:52,300
- He didn't have a clue. [CHUCKLES]
- Thank you.
821
00:32:52,343 --> 00:32:55,738
You have just given me everything
I need for your confession.
822
00:32:55,781 --> 00:32:57,479
These earrings have
recording devices in them,
823
00:32:57,522 --> 00:33:01,135
and the FBI will be
taking it over from here.
824
00:33:04,790 --> 00:33:07,010
Oh, no, you don't.
825
00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:09,665
MARGARET: Oh, Todd...
826
00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:12,102
Oh, Todd, be careful. Oh!
827
00:33:12,146 --> 00:33:14,278
Hey, Bumpy, here's your winning ticket!
828
00:33:15,149 --> 00:33:17,499
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
829
00:33:17,542 --> 00:33:20,154
Todd? Ooh!
830
00:33:21,155 --> 00:33:23,113
[GROANS] I don't feel so good.
831
00:33:23,157 --> 00:33:25,028
- Oh, honey, are you okay?
- Don't... don't come near...
832
00:33:25,071 --> 00:33:27,987
- Mom, Mom!
- [SCREAMS] No, Todd! Todd!
833
00:33:28,031 --> 00:33:29,598
- [CRIES OUT]
- [CROWD CHEERING]
834
00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:31,252
[GROANS] Please, please, please
835
00:33:31,295 --> 00:33:33,210
get this infested hive
off of me immediately.
836
00:33:33,254 --> 00:33:35,821
It's okay, Todd, you
are not a real spider.
837
00:33:35,865 --> 00:33:37,345
Stop saying "spider."
838
00:33:37,388 --> 00:33:38,607
Oh, my God!
839
00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:40,870
[CHEERING]
840
00:33:40,913 --> 00:33:42,176
[SHUDDERS]
841
00:33:42,219 --> 00:33:45,135
So, uh, my office will turn over tonight
842
00:33:45,179 --> 00:33:47,137
the recordings that we
made of Bumpy's confession,
843
00:33:47,181 --> 00:33:51,010
as well as the documentation
regarding the offshore accounts
844
00:33:51,054 --> 00:33:53,143
that my forensic accountant discovered.
845
00:33:53,187 --> 00:33:56,581
We are, we are handing
you everything but motive.
846
00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:59,976
Bumpy had four wives spread
out all over the state.
847
00:34:00,019 --> 00:34:01,369
He was trying to make them all happy,
848
00:34:01,412 --> 00:34:03,893
and inexplicably lost a small fortune
849
00:34:03,936 --> 00:34:05,760
betting on ferret bingo.
850
00:34:05,803 --> 00:34:06,939
- Ferret bingo?
- Yeah.
851
00:34:06,983 --> 00:34:07,984
It's a thing.
852
00:34:08,026 --> 00:34:09,377
And in his desperation,
853
00:34:09,419 --> 00:34:12,336
he cooked up this
entire kickback scheme.
854
00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:15,470
And to execute it, he
preyed on the naive.
855
00:34:15,513 --> 00:34:16,775
Like Chuck.
856
00:34:16,819 --> 00:34:18,602
- Like Chuck.
- Uh-huh.
857
00:34:18,647 --> 00:34:20,736
And no surprise, Natalie,
858
00:34:20,778 --> 00:34:23,738
you were so eager for a conviction
859
00:34:23,782 --> 00:34:26,307
you would have sent an
innocent man to jail.
860
00:34:26,350 --> 00:34:30,260
Margaret, I knew that if your
son-in-law was actually innocent,
861
00:34:30,261 --> 00:34:33,879
you wouldn't let up until you
handed me the real culprit.
862
00:34:33,923 --> 00:34:35,664
Which you did.
863
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,709
That's what I call an opponent.
864
00:34:39,015 --> 00:34:41,930
Admit it, I make you better.
865
00:34:41,974 --> 00:34:46,675
Not by a long shot. I make you decent.
866
00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:49,111
Until next time.
867
00:34:50,113 --> 00:34:51,332
[SCOFFS]
868
00:34:53,899 --> 00:34:55,814
[KNOCK ON DOOR] Beverly.
869
00:34:56,018 --> 00:34:58,455
I know you've been bogged down
870
00:34:58,499 --> 00:35:01,066
with proving intent on
your securities case.
871
00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:02,851
I have a shortcut for you.
872
00:35:02,894 --> 00:35:04,940
- I'm listening.
- Call in sick tomorrow.
873
00:35:04,983 --> 00:35:06,942
And why would I do that?
874
00:35:06,985 --> 00:35:09,466
Because Natalie Harris just
won her federal securities case,
875
00:35:09,510 --> 00:35:12,164
and the ruling will be
published day after tomorrow.
876
00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:15,385
And the moment it becomes
published it becomes precedent.
877
00:35:15,429 --> 00:35:17,518
And your judge will be held to it.
878
00:35:17,561 --> 00:35:19,041
Thank you, Margaret.
879
00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:22,436
Yes. Of course.
880
00:35:22,479 --> 00:35:25,090
Still doesn't change the
fact that you didn't tell me
881
00:35:25,134 --> 00:35:26,527
you were working on
your son-in-law's case.
882
00:35:26,570 --> 00:35:29,834
- Well, I... I was going to but I...
- But you didn't.
883
00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:31,227
An omission is the same as a lie.
884
00:35:31,270 --> 00:35:32,533
And if you want to be my partner,
885
00:35:32,576 --> 00:35:35,144
please be aware that
I do not like lying.
886
00:35:35,187 --> 00:35:36,841
- Oh, I...
- That's all.
887
00:35:51,290 --> 00:35:52,640
[KNOCKS]
888
00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:55,294
Uh, yes, thank you for squeezing
me in between appointments.
889
00:35:55,338 --> 00:35:57,209
Sure. Yeah, no problem.
890
00:35:57,253 --> 00:35:59,385
Uh, you have another case
that you'd like my thoughts on?
891
00:35:59,609 --> 00:36:03,700
That's right. Bankruptcy matter.
892
00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:06,660
There's a discrepancy between
the denial of discharge in...
893
00:36:06,703 --> 00:36:08,313
Well, this case is several months old.
894
00:36:08,357 --> 00:36:11,403
But the precedent that
was set is interesting,
895
00:36:11,447 --> 00:36:13,928
and with your expertise,
I just thought that...
896
00:36:13,971 --> 00:36:18,019
Lyle, did you just make up
a case to get me back here?
897
00:36:18,062 --> 00:36:20,456
No. Certainly not. I-I...
898
00:36:20,499 --> 00:36:23,459
'Cause, you know, you
didn't have to do that.
899
00:36:23,502 --> 00:36:25,635
You could have just asked me out.
900
00:36:25,679 --> 00:36:27,637
Dinner?
901
00:36:27,861 --> 00:36:30,298
I thought you'd never ask.
902
00:36:30,341 --> 00:36:32,387
Wonderful.
903
00:36:32,430 --> 00:36:34,258
I'm gonna, um, grab my calendar,
904
00:36:34,302 --> 00:36:36,521
my paper calendar, my day book,
905
00:36:36,565 --> 00:36:39,698
- and I'll be right back.
- [CHUCKLES]
906
00:36:58,489 --> 00:36:59,751
There you are.
907
00:36:59,794 --> 00:37:02,667
Hi, honey. What are you doing here?
908
00:37:02,710 --> 00:37:05,713
I just wanted to tell you
that after the All-Star Game,
909
00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:07,933
I pulled some strings,
and Wayne Gretzky is gonna
910
00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:10,805
- get us some ice time.
- No way!
911
00:37:10,849 --> 00:37:13,600
That's so exciting. Oh...
912
00:37:15,027 --> 00:37:17,856
Wait, that's so sweet,
but you hate hockey.
913
00:37:17,899 --> 00:37:21,903
Well, you know, you
love it, and I love you,
914
00:37:21,947 --> 00:37:23,601
and I want to share that with you.
915
00:37:23,644 --> 00:37:25,951
I really appreciate that,
916
00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:27,996
but I would rather do
something that we both enjoy,
917
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,217
like, I don't know, hiking Cannon Beach,
918
00:37:31,261 --> 00:37:33,654
or golfing or, I don't
know, like something crazy,
919
00:37:33,698 --> 00:37:36,440
like skydiving over the Strip.
920
00:37:36,483 --> 00:37:39,182
Oh. Vegas.
921
00:37:39,225 --> 00:37:44,570
What about tonight? Yeah, why wait?
922
00:37:44,683 --> 00:37:47,251
We could find some '70s-era Elvis chapel
923
00:37:47,295 --> 00:37:49,427
and just tie the knot.
924
00:37:49,471 --> 00:37:52,039
- Like elope?
- Mm-hmm.
925
00:37:52,082 --> 00:37:53,301
- Really?
- Yeah.
926
00:37:53,344 --> 00:37:55,259
My mom would literally murder us.
927
00:37:55,303 --> 00:37:56,652
You're right, yes.
928
00:37:56,695 --> 00:37:59,002
We should be sober, responsible.
929
00:37:59,046 --> 00:38:00,264
Do the right thing
930
00:38:00,308 --> 00:38:02,440
no matter what our hearts desire.
931
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,837
Hi, sorry, sorry.
932
00:38:07,881 --> 00:38:11,145
I don't mean to... Susan,
do you have a second?
933
00:38:11,972 --> 00:38:13,712
Oh, yeah.
934
00:38:16,019 --> 00:38:18,369
SUSAN: Wow, a divorce.
935
00:38:18,413 --> 00:38:20,632
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
936
00:38:20,826 --> 00:38:24,351
And you don't want
Margaret to represent you?
937
00:38:24,395 --> 00:38:26,310
Would you want your
mother representing you
938
00:38:26,353 --> 00:38:28,660
in a divorce from the man she handpicked
939
00:38:28,703 --> 00:38:30,662
to deliver her grandchildren?
940
00:38:31,663 --> 00:38:33,926
No. Um...
941
00:38:33,969 --> 00:38:36,494
okay, so, uh...
942
00:38:36,537 --> 00:38:38,148
I'm really sorry.
943
00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:40,019
It's okay.
944
00:38:40,063 --> 00:38:42,848
Uh, the first thing that, um...
945
00:38:42,891 --> 00:38:45,851
Wait, your mom handpicked Chuck for you?
946
00:38:45,894 --> 00:38:49,882
I mean, I wasn't some child
bride that she married off.
947
00:38:49,883 --> 00:38:53,032
I was an adult who
willingly participated.
948
00:38:53,076 --> 00:38:57,080
But I guess I just...
949
00:38:57,123 --> 00:38:59,256
I didn't know what I wanted back then,
950
00:38:59,299 --> 00:39:04,435
or ever. And she was always so certain.
951
00:39:06,567 --> 00:39:08,352
And I've been unhappy,
952
00:39:08,395 --> 00:39:12,312
and I've realized lately
that it's because...
953
00:39:12,356 --> 00:39:14,923
Because of your marriage?
954
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:19,711
No, it's because of me.
955
00:39:19,754 --> 00:39:20,929
♪
956
00:39:20,973 --> 00:39:23,149
[SIGHS]
957
00:39:23,193 --> 00:39:26,979
Allison, um...
958
00:39:27,022 --> 00:39:29,590
can I ask, um,
959
00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:32,550
when did you know about Chuck,
960
00:39:32,593 --> 00:39:36,467
that he wasn't, um...
961
00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:40,253
When did you know?
962
00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:43,561
At the altar.
963
00:39:43,604 --> 00:39:49,001
♪ If only the sea had been planted through... ♪
964
00:39:50,611 --> 00:39:52,439
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
965
00:39:52,483 --> 00:39:55,181
Yeah, come on in.
966
00:39:55,225 --> 00:39:56,574
- Hey.
- Hey, man.
967
00:39:56,617 --> 00:39:58,097
Just, uh, brought you
a late-night snack.
968
00:39:58,141 --> 00:39:59,881
Oh, yeah?
969
00:39:59,925 --> 00:40:01,056
Oh, blueberry.
970
00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:02,232
- You remembered.
- Yeah.
971
00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:04,147
Cheers.
972
00:40:04,190 --> 00:40:05,670
Yeah.
973
00:40:05,713 --> 00:40:08,586
♪ Just like the sun ♪
974
00:40:08,629 --> 00:40:12,938
♪ Of our wave we call cool ♪
975
00:40:12,981 --> 00:40:14,592
Are you gonna leave, too?
976
00:40:17,551 --> 00:40:21,164
Um, yeah, Chuck. Yeah.
977
00:40:21,207 --> 00:40:24,384
I mean, eventually.
978
00:40:24,428 --> 00:40:27,257
I gotta move on and move up.
979
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,955
You know, figure out my adult life.
980
00:40:30,956 --> 00:40:32,740
You and Allison.
981
00:40:32,784 --> 00:40:35,003
♪ Lean into the light ♪
982
00:40:35,047 --> 00:40:36,527
Yeah.
983
00:40:36,570 --> 00:40:39,530
♪ Now, row, Charon, row, Charon ♪
984
00:40:39,573 --> 00:40:43,447
♪ Row, row, row ♪
985
00:40:43,490 --> 00:40:47,451
I thinks Susan is the right choice.
986
00:40:47,494 --> 00:40:48,800
I think you made a good choice.
987
00:40:48,843 --> 00:40:51,542
One of the few choices I've made.
988
00:40:51,585 --> 00:40:56,503
Allison, I only want
what's best for you.
989
00:40:56,547 --> 00:40:59,767
- If I ever pressured you to...
- If?
990
00:41:01,508 --> 00:41:06,252
I'm sorry I pressured
you to stay married.
991
00:41:06,296 --> 00:41:08,211
I just, I believed in you two so much.
992
00:41:08,254 --> 00:41:11,214
Mom, you don't have to
apologize to me right now.
993
00:41:11,257 --> 00:41:15,696
I... yeah. Not now.
994
00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:17,220
Maybe later.
995
00:41:17,263 --> 00:41:20,310
♪ Row, Charon, row... ♪
996
00:41:20,443 --> 00:41:23,620
You were brave to leave Chuck.
997
00:41:25,883 --> 00:41:27,537
It took courage.
998
00:41:30,410 --> 00:41:32,629
What's going to happen now?
999
00:41:32,673 --> 00:41:35,153
I don't know.
1000
00:41:35,197 --> 00:41:37,112
Are you going to be okay?
Allison, I want you to be okay.
1001
00:41:37,155 --> 00:41:40,376
Mom, right now I don't want to hear
1002
00:41:40,420 --> 00:41:42,160
what you want me to be.
1003
00:41:45,033 --> 00:41:46,600
Okay.
1004
00:41:46,643 --> 00:41:49,690
♪ Row ♪
1005
00:41:49,733 --> 00:41:53,171
♪ If only the sea... ♪
1006
00:41:53,215 --> 00:41:56,131
Do you want to watch Freaky Friday?
1007
00:41:56,174 --> 00:41:57,524
♪ Row... ♪
1008
00:41:57,657 --> 00:41:59,746
Lindsay Lohan or Jodie Foster?
1009
00:41:59,790 --> 00:42:01,531
It's up to you.
1010
00:42:01,574 --> 00:42:03,402
Foster.
1011
00:42:03,446 --> 00:42:05,317
Okay.
1012
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,711
But you have to stay on
your own side of the bed
1013
00:42:07,754 --> 00:42:09,800
'cause I don't want to
accidentally switch bodies with you.
1014
00:42:09,843 --> 00:42:12,890
♪ Those formative years ♪
1015
00:42:12,933 --> 00:42:15,240
♪ Were so hard to get through ♪
1016
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,590
♪ Row ♪
1017
00:42:18,983 --> 00:42:24,983
♪ Just lean into the light ♪
1018
00:42:25,642 --> 00:42:30,037
♪ Now, row, Charon, row, Charon ♪
1019
00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:32,039
♪ Row ♪
1020
00:42:33,476 --> 00:42:39,476
♪ Just lean into the light ♪
1021
00:42:40,004 --> 00:42:44,095
♪ Now, row, Charon, row, Charon ♪
1022
00:42:44,138 --> 00:42:46,140
♪ Row. ♪
1023
00:42:46,141 --> 00:42:51,141
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