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Hey, Gem.
Hey, Tina.
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Come on in.
I'm almost done here.
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Wow. This is the first time I've
been in the principal's office
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without being
dragged in screaming,
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"I didn't do it!"
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Hmm. Did you do it?
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Every time.
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So, where are we headin' to
for lunch?
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Anywhere but the cafeteria.
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There was a food fight
last week,
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and I took a taco
to the chest.
Ooh.
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Sorry to interrupt, Gemma, but
there was an incident at lunch.
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Oh, no.
How many tacos are missing,
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and how many kids were hurt?
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No, a student punched
another student in the face.
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TINA:
Aah.
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Please. Rookie mistake.
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Everybody knows that body blows
are harder to prove.
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Okay, send him in, Lorraine.
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I'm sorry, Tina.
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I just have
to take care of this.
Ah.
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You know, most of the students
here are really well-behaved,
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but there are a few bad apples.
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Hi, Mom.
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He didn't do it!
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Hey, Dave.
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Hey, Calvin.
Didn't see you there.
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Hey, so I, uh, heard
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Grover got into a fight
at school yesterday.
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Yeah, apparently, this kid
Justin has been bullying him.
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Pushing him, making
fun of his clothes,
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which makes no sense,
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because I spent a lot of
time picking them out.
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Oh, wow.
That's... that's rough, man.
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So, where are you taking him
to celebrate?
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What? Celebrate?
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Yeah, he's one and oh!
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That's how Tyson got started.
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The kid's lucky
he didn't bite his ear off.
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Okay, well,
in our house,
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we don't believe that
violence solves problems.
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Well, this didn't sound
like violence.
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I mean, this was more
like self-defense.
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Grover just did
what he had to do.
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And what you have to do
is stop picking out his clothes.
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Look...
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Calvin, I'm not naive.
When I was in the military,
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I saw what violence does to
people, and it's never good.
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And please don't try to tell me
that jean shorts aren't cool.
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Look, if someone
pushes you too far,
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at some point,
you have to push back.
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Every man has
his breaking point.
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Well, I disagree...
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and let me tell you why.
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Oh, looky there.
I just reached mine.
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Really? You two playing
video games again?
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Yeah, we're
playing Madden.
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Oh. In that case,
I got next.
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Yeah, man.What's the score?
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I'm up, 21-17.
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Oh, this game
is over, man.
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Dad, there's
eight minutes left,
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I'm on his ten yard line.
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Not anymore. Reset.
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Hey, did you hear that Grover
beat some kid up in school?
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Yeah.
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Dave told me
the kid was bullying him.
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Clearly, he didn't know Grover
lives in a black neighborhood.
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I live in a black neighborhood,
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and I never stood up
to my bully.
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What? You had a bully?
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Yeah, for a long time.
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Well, you should have
did something.
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You know, give him
the old two-piece and a biscuit.
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I couldn't.
He was way bigger than me.
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So? Look, if you let people
push you around,
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they'll do it to you
the rest of your life.
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You know what?
You're right.
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Give me that!
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What the hell are you doing?
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Well, it's just what you said.
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I'm standing up to my bully.Me?!
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Go on, Marty. Give him the
old two-piece and a biscuit.
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Look, Marty, I'm your father.
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I'm not your bully.Oh, really?
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What about
when my friends came over
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to play Dungeons & Dragons,
and you pretended
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to cast a spell
of eternal virginity on us?
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It wasn't right,
but he wasn't wrong.
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Look, now, I did that
for your benefit.
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I didn't want you
to be the weird guy
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that got picked on
by the other boys.
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It was last Tuesday, Dad.
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Oh, yeah, I remember,
because up until then,
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I'd never seen anybody
wear suspenders anda belt.
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Well, all I know is,
you embarrassed me
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in front of my friends.
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Okay, Marty, look...
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And-and for your
information,
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it was not a belt.
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It was a sash!
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I know it's the weekend,
but I feel like
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we should deal with this
as soon as possible.
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Okay, then, I'll see you
in my office tomorrow.
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And again, I'm sorry
this happened to your son.
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Your jerk-face bullyof a son!
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You okay?
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No! I'm the principal, Dave.
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My son isn't supposed to
be beating up other kids!
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Even if they are a
bratty little snot wad.
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Okay, yes,
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clearly, Grover
was provoked.
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But I think we can both agree
that violence is not the answer.
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Of course it isn't.Okay. Good.
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But why would you buy him
those stupid jean shorts?!
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Ow!
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O-O-Okay.
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Look, I know this puts you
in a tough position,
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but maybe I can help.How?
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Let me take Grover to his house,
have him apologize,
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and diffuse the situation
before the meeting.
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That's a good idea.
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I'll come with you.
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That sounds great.
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That way I can slash
his stupid bike tires!
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Or, you know, maybe
you sit this one out.
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Tina, it's official.
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You failed as a mother.
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What are you talking about?
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Marty. You made him soft
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with all your hugs and
kisses and bedtime stories.
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Well, if you want
another bedtime story,
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you better think about the next
thing that comes out your mouth.
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Baby, the boy just told
me that I was his bully.
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Can you believe that?
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Hell, yeah.What?!
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Tina, you're my wife.
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It's supposed to be me
and you against the kids.
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Look, babe, I know
what a good father you are
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and how much you love Marty,
but sometimes
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you go a little too far when
you make fun of his hobbies.
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I don't know.
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These kids today--
they're just weak.
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I mean, when I was coming up,
it wasn't bullying
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unless something
was cut, broken
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or set on fire.
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Oh, I know.
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I went to the principal's office
for all three of those.
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Marty's just a little
more sensitive than us.
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Yeah, I guess
maybe you're right.
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But when he called me his bully,
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it just really hurt my feelings.
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Dad, do I have
to apologize?
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Yes, Grover. When you do
something wrong to someone,
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you owe them an apology.
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You should give me one
for buying those jean shorts.
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Hi. Can I help you?
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Hi. I'm Dave Johnson,
Grover's father.
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Oh.
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Probably a good idea.
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It's, uh, cold and flu season.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Grover wanted
to apologize to Justin.
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And you think
my son wants an apology
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from the little punk
who sucker-punched him?
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He's lucky
Justin didn't kick his ass.
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Do I stillhave
to apologize?
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Yes. Uh, look, man,
I know that you're upset,
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but I don't think
calling my son names
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is gonna make the situation
any better.
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Hmm. Well, yoursituation's
about to get a lot worse
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if you don't
get out of my face.
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Okay, I...I think if
we both just stay calm...
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Now there's no need
to push me like that.
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Yeah? Oh, how about
I push you like this?
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Fella...
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You're about this close
to losing that apology.
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Hey, Marty... hold up.
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What?
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What are you doing tomorrow?
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Oh, I was going apple-picking
with some friends.
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Sounds delightful.
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But, uh, maybe when you're done,
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you can come back here,
and we can play some
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of that, uh, Dungeon & Dragons.
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I never tried it,
and, uh, seems like fun.
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Mama, get out here! I think
Daddy's having a stroke!
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I'm not having a stroke.
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I'm trying to show some interest
in your stupid hobby.
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I'm sorry. That came out wrong.
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Are you serious? You
really want to do this?
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Absolutely.
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Okay. Great.
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Well, thanks, Dad. Ah.All right. Ah.
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Prepareth thee for adventure!
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Oh, my God, what happened?!
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Justin's dad got a little
heated, and he punched me.
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What?! Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm-I'm fine.
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I can't believe
he beat you up.
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No, Mom, he didn't!
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Dad totally kicked his butt!
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It was awesome!
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Is that true?
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It wasn't what I wanted.
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But it was pretty awesome.
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You should have
seen it, Mom!
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Justin's dad
punched him,
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but then Dad gave him
a couple of these.
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And then Justin's dad went down.
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And then Dad said...
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Grover, please, go to your room.
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No-no-no-no-no,
that's not what he said.
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There were way more curse words.
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Okay, you know what?
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Grover, Mom's right.
Go to your room.
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Okay. Okay,
I don't want any trouble.
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I can't believe you
got into a fight.
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In front of our son?
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I know. I'm sorry.
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But if someone
pushes you too far,
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at some point...
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you have to push back.
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Every man
has his breaking point.
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That's the most
ridiculous thing I've...
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Did you get that from Calvin?
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No.
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Okay, yes.
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Dave, I'm the
school principal.
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Do you know how
this makes me look?
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He started it.
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Really, Dave?
That's your excuse?
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Told Grover that wouldn't work.
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All right! Let's do this.
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Hold on, Malcolm's playing, too?
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I didn't know
you liked this game.
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I don't.
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But I want to be here
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when you flip the table
and storm out.
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Look, I don't know the rules,
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but is there any way
I can feed him to a dragon?
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Well, all things are possible
in the Goblin Castle of Alkobar.
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Oh, boy, here comes the table.
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So, how long
is this game gon' take?
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20 minutes? Half hour?
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Oh, no. But if we hustle,
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we can do it in half a day.
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Half a day?
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Wow, that's almost like
too much fun.
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Okay. So,
let's get right to it.
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Okay.
I already created
characters for you both.
254
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,849
Malcolm.
Yes.
255
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,373
You are Shadow Fang,
a fighter elf.
256
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,247
You're a little tiny-ass elf!
257
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:52,815
Actually, Dad,
258
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,904
it's a common misconception
that elves are little.
259
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,340
They're actually known
for being tall
260
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,168
and lean
and extremely dexterous.
261
00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,866
Oh. Okay. Well, in that case,
262
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,737
I guess I'm an elf, too.
263
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,348
It's too late.
You a tiny-ass dwarf.
264
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,180
And my name is Galumpkin?
265
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:12,400
Yes! Galumpkin the Great,
king of the dwarves.
266
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,836
You're an eighth-level barbarian
267
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,490
who fights
with an enchanted battle ax.
268
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:18,536
Well, all right! Okay.
269
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,364
All right, so,
who you gonna be, Marty?
270
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,844
Oh, no,
I'm not one of the characters.
271
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,237
I am the Dungeon Master,
272
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,891
the all-knowing,
omnipotent guide
273
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,544
through your epic journey.
274
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,459
And I get to wear this hat.
275
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,040
Hey, there.
276
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,433
Oh, hi, Tina.
277
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,392
Damn, Dave,
what happened to you?
278
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,090
Somebody whup your ass?
279
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,570
No.
280
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:55,095
I went to talk things out
with Justin's dad,
281
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:58,533
but he took a swing at me,
so I had to fight back.
282
00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,056
Wow, Dave.
283
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,710
I didn't know
you had it in you.
284
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,277
So, you won?
285
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,630
I totally kicked his ass.
286
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:10,980
Well, good for you
287
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,156
for doing something
incredibly stupid.
288
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,073
He hit me first.
289
00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:19,510
Oh, yeah.
290
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,382
You know, that was always
my excuse, too.
291
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,079
Or "I didn't do it!"
292
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,995
Or "Karen stuffed her own head
in the toilet!" I mean...
293
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:29,216
What was I supposed to do?
Just walk away?
294
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:32,306
Look, I feel you,
Dave, but think about Gemma.
295
00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,525
What if this gets out
to the other parents?
296
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:37,093
This undermines
her credibility at work.
297
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,139
She could lose her job.
298
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,272
I know. You're right.
299
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,100
I-I got to fix this.
300
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,233
It's all right.
I'm sure you'll find a way.
301
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,975
Thanks, Tina.
302
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,193
Hey, so, what did Karen do
303
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,499
to make you stuff her head
in the toilet?
304
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,718
She gave me a "C" on a test.
305
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,942
Okay. You finally emerge
306
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,902
from the mountain pass
into a clearing,
307
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,555
where you discover...
308
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:05,948
a stone giant!
309
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,602
Damn it. Malcolm,
310
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:10,387
I told you
what made those footprints.
311
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:13,042
Well, look, Pop, there's no way
we can beat a stone giant.
312
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,262
Let's just backtrack
and go the other way.
313
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:16,654
Are you kidding me?
314
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,830
And go back through
the Swamp of Lost Souls?
315
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,528
I'm not going back there.
316
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,662
Look, come on, Pop.
Let's just run away.
317
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,664
No. No, no, man.
318
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,276
We can beat
this fool right here.
319
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,973
You know what?
320
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,670
I drink a potion of strength
321
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,325
while I cast
a spell of confusion
322
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:38,372
while attacking
with my enchanted battle ax!Yeah.
323
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:43,116
Watch out, giant.
Here come the pain!
324
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,640
That's a one. You die.
325
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,991
What?
326
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,515
No, that can't be right, man.
I'm Galumpkin.
327
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,127
G-Love! The Lump Dawg!
328
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,956
I'm sorry, Dad.
The dice don't lie.
329
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,175
Well, we not giving up.
Ain't that right, Malcolm?
330
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,742
Peace out, Lump Dawg.
331
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:05,355
All right,
thanks for playing, Dad.
332
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,531
Wh-What do you mean,
"Thanks for playing"?
333
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:10,230
You can't talk to the king
of the dwarves like that.
334
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:11,753
Come on, run it back.
335
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:14,277
No, you don't have to.
336
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,976
I know I don't haveto,
but I want to.
337
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,371
Yeah, but you two always
make fun of me for this stuff.
338
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,199
Yeah, I know.
339
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:25,375
But, uh...
340
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,030
you know, sometimes I, uh...
341
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:29,423
You know me.
342
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:32,469
You know, I don't say
things that, uh...
343
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,561
You know what I'm saying?
344
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:38,998
You know what I mean?
345
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,654
Dad...
346
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,961
that is the nicest thing
you ever said to me.
347
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:53,012
Well, I meant every word, son.
348
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,928
Look, Marty,
349
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,930
look, I don't want
to be your bully.
350
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,324
I'm your father, all
right? And I love you.
351
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:02,673
I love you, too.Come on, then.
352
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,719
Come on, boy.
353
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,031
I really appreciate
you doing this with me.
354
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,858
It means a lot.
355
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,469
Good. Good.
356
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,297
All right, now, sit
your ass back down
357
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,342
and put your stupid
hat on. Let's go.
358
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,743
Thank you for coming in,
and please know
359
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:31,224
I take this situation
very seriously.
360
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,878
You should. First,
your kid assaults Justin,
361
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,967
then your husband attacks me.
362
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:39,449
Apparently, our family
isn't safe at school or at home.
363
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,843
I understand, but I assure you,
364
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,019
Justin and you
are completely safe.
365
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,455
Hello.
366
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:50,765
Dave, what are you doing here?
367
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:51,896
I'm looking for Ed.
368
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,289
I told you he was crazy.
369
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:56,118
I just came to apologize.
370
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:58,903
I never should have let things
escalate the way that they did.
371
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,253
Well, you should have
thought of that
372
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,168
before you beat him
with his own shoe.
373
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:07,129
Okay, clearly,
mistakes were made,
374
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,697
and we all have
a lot of healing to do.
375
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:13,222
Really? Is anyone else getting
their stitches out on Friday?
376
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,835
We didn't come here
377
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,533
for an apology.
378
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:22,013
We came here to tell you that
we're contacting a lawyer.
379
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,015
And after we're done,
380
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:26,148
you're not going to be able
to get a job anywhere.
381
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,497
Okay, wait a second.
382
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:28,542
Dave, let me handle this.
383
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,196
No. Your husband and your son
384
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,067
are a couple of animals.
385
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,156
"Animals"?
386
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,463
You heard me. Let's go, Ed.
387
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,681
Dave.
388
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,727
Uh, we should hear her out.
389
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,341
Here's what's gonna happen.
390
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,517
Grover's going to be suspended
for fighting.
391
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,390
Justin's going to be suspended
for bullying.
392
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,044
But...Did I call on you?
393
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,092
As a show of good will,
394
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,050
Dave is not gonna press charges
against Ed
395
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:00,487
for attacking him first.
396
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,316
And in return, you won't
press charges against Dave
397
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,100
for making Ed his bitch.
398
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,716
That's it.
399
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,414
I'm calling the
board of trustees.
400
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:18,157
Fine. And I'm calling the IRS
to report you for tax evasion.
401
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,723
What are
you talking about?
402
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,073
I'm talking about how
your seven-year-old son
403
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,206
is the registered owner
of a 20-foot sailboat
404
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,077
named Take it Sleazy.
405
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,170
It was all her idea.
406
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,869
You know what?
407
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,350
Things did get out of hand,
408
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:40,222
but it sounds like you've got
the situation under control.
409
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,008
Finally, we agree on something.
410
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:45,662
C-Can we...
411
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,621
You may go.
412
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,935
That was amazing.
413
00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,372
Thank you.
414
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:00,634
How'd you know
about the boat?
415
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,331
Justin's not just a bully.
416
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,854
He's also a blabbermouth.
417
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:06,161
And, word on the playground,
a bedwetter.
418
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,427
I can't believe how well
you kept your cool.
419
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,516
You know, apparently,
Calvin was wrong.
420
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,910
Not everyone has
a breaking point.
421
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,869
Oh, no. If she had said one
more word about you or Grover,
422
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,611
that ho would've been
on the flo'.
423
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,709
Congratulations,
adventurers.
424
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,711
You found the exit
to the Labyrinth of Despair.
425
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,496
You emerge into the light.
426
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,628
Boom! Yeah!
Yes!
427
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:42,066
But your path
has been blocked
428
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,198
by a man-eating ogre!
429
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,460
What?Come on!
430
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,029
What do you do?
431
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:51,162
I say we try reasoning with him.
432
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,425
Let's lay down our weapons
433
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:55,079
and let him know
that we come in peace.
434
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:56,559
Good plan.
435
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,648
Good plan. Like it.
436
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,955
I'm gonna go ahead
and kill Dave.
437
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,870
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