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Calvin.
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Calvin.
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Calvin!
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Yeah, what? What?
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What?
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Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
Did I wake you?
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You could've woke
the dead, Tina.
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Do you hear that scratching?
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What? That?
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Shh! Don't talk!
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That.
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I don't know. M-Maybe
it's a spider or something.
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Spiders don't make noise.
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All right, well, it sounds like
it's coming from the kitchen.
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It's got to be
Malcolm and Marty.
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At 5:00 in the morning?
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With all that legal weed
out there? Absolutely.
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I don't know, Calvin.
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It-it sounds like it
could be an animal.
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Could you just go look?
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Hey, I'll look
when I get up, okay?
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Oh, baby, I don't...
All right.
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Mm-mm, mm-mm,
mm-mm, no, no.
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Baby, please.
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I cannot sleep with that.
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Just-just go check it out.
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Fine.
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I mean, you know...
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But once I brush my teeth,
that's usually it for me.
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So much for gender equality.
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Thank you, baby.
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Whoa!
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What?!
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Get out! Get out of here!
What, what, what, what?
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Get out of here!
What, what?
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Oh, you picked the
wrong house tonight.
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Babe?
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Babe, you good?
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Give me back my slipper!
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Slipper? Oh. All right.
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Well, it sounds like you got it.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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What was it?
I don't know, baby.
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Either it was a large raccoon
or a small panda.
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Well, did you have
to make this big a mess?
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I didn't do it. That thing did.
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Look, babe, when I came in here,
that's when he saw me.
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And then we squared off, right?
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Now, he had eyes
as red as the devil.
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So then, so then I hit him with
the two-piece. Hey, hey. Hey.
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Hey. So then, but he's like,
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"Oh, what's up?
What's up with that?"
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Then I was like, "Oh!" So then,
so then he came at me, right?
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So then I grabbed him,
I was like, ugh,
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and I put him in a full nelson.
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And I was choking him,
he's like, "Aah!"
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And I was choking him. But then,
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but then he flipped me
back over.
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So then he started choking me,
and I was like, "Get off me."
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But his hands was too small
to go around my whole neck
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so he couldn't get
around my whole neck.
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So then I hit him
with the Ice Cube,
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I was like,
"Yo, we got a problem here?"
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Right? So then,
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then he came running at me.
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I grabbed him, I flipped him
around here,
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and I field-goaled him
out the front door.
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Whew.
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Oh, my God!
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There's footprints
in my lasagna!
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Well, what does
the pest control guy say?
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Well, nothing, babe.
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I'm still hearing
the hold music,
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but I ain't mad because
they playing the Whispers.
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Calvin.
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Can you call another company?
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Babe, I'm a half hour
invested on this one.
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If you can't get a pest
control guy on the phone,
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I'm calling a Realtor, and if
he answers first, we're moving.
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Wait, hold on.
I'm not doing this.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa, bab-baby...
I'm not doing...
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Representative.
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Representative.
Representative.
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Agent.
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Operator.
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Person.
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Yes, English.
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Or Spanish? ¡Nosotros!
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Don't mean to
be pest-imistic,
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but, uh...
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it was definitely a raccoon.
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So we're going to put down
like 16 bear traps?
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We could, if you sign
a waiver saying
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we're not responsible for
anybody losing a leg or a child.
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Well, we don't have a child,
so where do we sign?
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Tina, what are you doing?
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You're just throwing
all this food away?
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I'm not eating
raccoon-touched food.
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Have you ever seen
a raccoon wash his hands?
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They actually do.
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There's this great video
on YouTube where...
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Oh, oh, yeah,
I seen that.
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'Cause they look like little
people. They like...
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You mind if
I check inside?
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Yeah, yeah,
yeah, go ahead.
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Uh, look at all this
food you're wasting.
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You know, Tina,
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I recently
started composting.
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Yeah, I know.
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For a man
with a job,
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you spend a lot of time
digging in my garbage.
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Tina, did you
get my text?
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Probably.
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Child, I didn't look. What?
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School's canceled today
'cause of the fires
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up in the mountains.
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Air quality is
unsafe for the kids. Oh.
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That never happened
in Hickory Corners.
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We had closures for blizzards,
tornadoes, frogs.
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Frogs?
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After the tornadoes,
it would actually rain frogs.
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Gemma, where are you from?
The Book of Leviticus?
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We had really nice Octobers.
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I know today was
the day you were going to post
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the casting decisions for the
spring musical, but you'll...
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Wow, a raccoon
did all of this?
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Calvin helped.
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Hey.
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Okay, it's looking like
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your point of entry
is your chimney.
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We can put a mesh cap
at the top to inhibit access.
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Ooh, let's put two in
for safety-- and electrify it.
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So this mesh thing
is gonna stop the raccoons?
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And Santa Claus.
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'Cause, you see, 'cause...
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the chimney is where...
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that's where Santa comes down. Yeah.
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Hilarious. I get it.
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Truth is, if they want in,
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they're gonna find
another access point.
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Best thing to do is
to figure out what's
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attracting them
in the first place.
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Some new food source around--
fruit trees, dumpsters?
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Dave!
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Dave?
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Do you know what
your compost is doing?
Ooh!
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I have been waiting
for you to ask me that.
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I'm returning
organic waste to the soil
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instead of letting
it rot in landfills.
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Well, guess what.
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It's attracting raccoons.
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Aw. You know, composting brings
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all the creatures together.
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Not "aw." One of them
broke into my house,
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and now I don't have
a left slipper.
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What am I supposed
to do with one slipper?
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Huh?
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Hello, Mr. Raccoon.
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Come get your other slipper!
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Mama, where's all the food?
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I'm not keeping any food
in this house
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after some rodent
trampled all over it.
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Well, actually, uh,
raccoons are not Rodentia,
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they are Carnivora.
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Which is kind of a misnomer
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because they're
omnivorous, so...
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Yo, Marty.
Read the room.
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Wait, so are you saying
there is no food in this house?
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Looks like you'll
have to eat at home.
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But we don't have
food at home.
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I mean, we knew this day
would come.
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You think you'll be ready
for it, but you're not.
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Okay, look, we're all going
to need food, all right?
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Why don't you guys
go pick up some takeout?
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Oh, okay. Okay.
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Got you, Mama.
Whatever you want. Uh...
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Credit card?
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It's our treat.
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Yeah, I'm sure.
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Hey.
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About those auditions
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for the spring musical.
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You know that seventh
grader Cooper Brockwell?
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You were probably wondering
if he's the same Brockwell
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as in the school's Brockwell
Performing Arts Center.
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I wasn't wondering.
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Oh, good.
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But he is.
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Oh, so wait a minute.
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Are you saying that I have
to cast this Brockwell kid
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because his parents
paid for the theater?
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Grandparents.
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His parents paid
for the library.
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And no, of course
I'm not saying that.
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You should cast
whoever's the best.
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Great.
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Was Cooper the best?
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Oh, no.
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I'm just glad you don't feel
any pressure to cast him
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just because, without
his grandfather,
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there wouldn't be
a musical at all.
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You know, now I'm feeling
a little pressure.
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No, don't, don't, don't.
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It is a nice theater,
though, isn't it?
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Oh, my God.
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It's always just one
thing after another with you.
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Remember when you installed
those solar panels?
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Yeah, I reduced
my carbon footprint
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and I cut my
utility bill in half.
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Wrong. You caused a blackout,
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and I had to stop a mob
from beating your ass.
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And what about when you
started collecting rainwater?
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We were in a drought.
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I decreased my
water consumption.
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And this neighborhood
was swarming with mosquitoes.
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The kid down the street
got bit in his eye.
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I had to stop his daddy
from beating your ass.
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Okay. Well, to be fair,
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that was the same guy
from the blackout, and...
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I think he has
anger issues.
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Okay.
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Oh, look, it's one of
those emergency alerts.
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It says that there's a...
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mountain lion loose
in the neighborhood.
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Wait a second.
You guys got an alert?
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I didn't get an alert.
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It's telling us
to shelter in place.
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You all are getting this?
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It's only my phone
that doesn't care about me?
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Remain indoors until
Animal Control
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can find and
sedate the lion.
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Ha! You ain't got
to tell me.
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Yeah, with Black people,
you just need two words,
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"mountain" and "lion,"
and we ain't going out there.
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100-year-old Bernice
Truck has always had a dream.
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There's a mountain lion
loose in the neighborhood,
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and all the local news
wants to talk about
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is a 100-year-old
lady who's skydiving.
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I mean, at this point,
what's she really risking?
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Baby, don't say that.
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Hold on.
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Grover's home.
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Our son is in
our house alone.
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No. What? You can't go
out there, Gemma.
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There's a mountain lion.
Are you crazy?
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See? That's why they
need those alerts.
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Okay, Gemma, look,
let's not panic.
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All right, he's fine.
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He's in the house.
The doors are shut.
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Grover knows not to open
the door for strangers.
254
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,002
What about mountain lions?
255
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,369
Okay, well, Gemma,
if Grover doesn't know
256
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,771
not to open the door
for a mountain lion,
257
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:39,272
we have bigger problems.
258
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,812
Grover. Grover, can you hear me?
259
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:47,815
Hey, Mom.
260
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,683
There's a mountain lion
on the loose.
261
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,719
I know. I got
an alert on my phone.
262
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,721
You got to be kidding me.
263
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,623
Yeah-- my phone wants me dead.
264
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,059
Grover.
265
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,493
Stay inside.
266
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:04,331
Don't open the door
for any person... or animal.
267
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,134
We'll be over as soon as we can.
268
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,869
So, first I don't get to go
269
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,403
to school because of a fire,
270
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,405
and now I have to hang out
in my house
271
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,308
without supervision
for who knows how long?
272
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,845
I know, sweetie.
273
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,015
Poor little thing.
274
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,288
If this is
the House of the Dragon,
275
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,757
then where's the dragon?
276
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,760
This is nothing but ladies
taking baths.
277
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:38,265
Mom would definitely say
this is not appropriate.
278
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,235
But Mom's not here.
279
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:48,075
And we will also have the
Carolina pulled pork sandwich.
280
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,477
Oh, yeah, bread on the side
so it doesn't get soggy.
281
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,780
Yeah, uh, bread on the side.
282
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,181
Extra sauce,
also on the side.
283
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,884
Extra sauce, please.
Mm-hmm.
284
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,852
On the side.
On the side.
285
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,387
Don't let it
touch the bread.
286
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,124
And we will also have
the full rack of ribs.
287
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,194
Oh, is that more
Memphis style or Texas style?
288
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:11,331
They are pig style, Marty. Okay.
289
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:16,169
Oh, ask if their coleslaw
is more soupy or dry.
290
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,606
Would you hold on
for one second, please?
291
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,275
No, I will not
ask them that.
292
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,445
They about to spit
in our food, man.
293
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,115
You cannot be this
high maintenance, Marty.
294
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,817
You are not pretty enough.
295
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,853
They don't know
how pretty I am. Please.
296
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,723
Oh, great, see, now that's
Mama calling.
297
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,225
And she is worse than you are.
298
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,459
Man, I ain't got time for this.
299
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,828
I'm gonna just
finish this order.
300
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,163
Hello? Yes, that
will be all, please.
301
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,933
Oh, no, ooh,
ask if their lemon pie
302
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,468
has more whipped
cream or meringue.
303
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,205
I'm so sorry.
The call dropped.
304
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,107
I just saw you hang up.
305
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,443
That's why it dropped.
306
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,949
Okay, well, please call me
back when you get this, Malcolm.
307
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:05,085
I mean, them mountain
lions is getting close.
308
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,854
Look, babe, that's
the Johnsons' house.
309
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,121
No.
What?
310
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,223
Uh, the Black Johnsons.
311
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,926
I can tell because they leave
312
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,594
their Christmas lights
up all year long.
313
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:18,165
Mm. I kind of like it.
It keeps me in the spirit.
314
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:22,269
It's March. There should
not be a Santa on that roof.
315
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,239
Somebody's getting hangry.
316
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,076
Dave, I don't know
what the hell that means,
317
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,177
but I am not in the mood.
318
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:33,246
I am hungry and I'm angry.
319
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,749
I'm starving, too.
320
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,685
You know what?
321
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,787
Some of those boxes
you threw out were sealed.
322
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,490
I'm getting some Triscuits. Ooh.
What?
323
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,392
Will you see if there's
anything sweet in there?
324
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,760
Like a...
Like a scone or an éclair?
325
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:50,097
David, I'm going to the trash.
326
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,132
I'm not popping by the bakery.
327
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,475
Something knocked
over our trash cans.
328
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,378
Oh, no. The raccoon is back.
329
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,080
Oh, no, this was way
bigger than a raccoon.
330
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,250
Oh, my God.
It's the mountain lion.
331
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,352
Before we all die,
332
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,922
I just want to make
it clear that,
333
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,224
Dave, this is
all your fault!
That's right.
334
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,161
How so?
335
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,030
Because your composting
336
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,365
attracted the raccoons,
which made Tina
337
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:29,169
throw out our food,
which drew the mountain lion
338
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,737
right to our front door.
Mm-hmm.
339
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,539
I should've let
that man beat your ass.
340
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,541
You should've.
341
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,110
I can't leave our son alone.
342
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,346
I don't care what's out there.
I'm going to be with my son.
343
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,948
All right, honey. Wait.
344
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,428
What were they saying?
345
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,430
Whatever it was,
it translates to
346
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,432
"Get your butt back
in the house, woman."
347
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,870
Look, Grover's alone.
348
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,439
He must be so scared.
349
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,742
Okay.
350
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,811
Now let's find out
351
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,881
why I'm not allowed
to watch Euphoria.
352
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:25,858
Yo...
353
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,295
What is with
all the helicopters?
354
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,997
It's got to be a police chase.
355
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,999
I hope it's still on TV.
356
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,902
I hope it's not us.
357
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,041
Yo.
358
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,742
Look at all this trash.
359
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,878
Uh-oh. Somebody's gonna have
to clean all this up.
360
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,247
Not it.
361
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,349
Hold on, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
362
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,284
Are you really going
to be that juvenile?
363
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:53,620
Yes.
364
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,621
No!
365
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:55,755
Malcolm!
366
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,025
Hey, hey. I got the food.
367
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,492
Are you crazy?
368
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,661
Why didn't you answer
the phone when I called you?
369
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,463
There's a mountain lion
loose out there.
370
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,265
Out where?
I didn't get an alert.
371
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,701
Oh, it's not just me. Yes.
372
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,204
Where's your brother?
373
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,539
He's out there cleaning
up the garbage.
374
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,407
Oh, my God. Calvin,
go get my baby.
375
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,408
I'm on it.
376
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:16,443
I'll go with you, Pop.
377
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,910
Oh, no, you won't. Uh-uh.
378
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,112
You could get killed.
379
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,148
I'll go.
380
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,282
Yeah, go ahead, Dave.
Go, go.
381
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,617
Go!
382
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,154
Daddy!
383
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,721
Don't let me go out like this!
384
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,723
Oh.
385
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,961
I've never been to Japan.
I've never whitewater rafted.
386
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,697
There's two or three more
Avatars coming out.
387
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,967
Well, what do you do
with a mountain lion?
388
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,236
I think you're supposed
to punch it in the nose.
389
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,371
That's a shark.
390
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,306
Okay. All right.
391
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,141
Uh, stay perfectly still.
392
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,776
That's a T. rex.
393
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,544
Well, I'm hearing
a lot of noes.
394
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,979
Why don't you
throw out some ideas?
395
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,147
Okay, okay.
396
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,915
Marty, what you got in the bag?
397
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,651
It's a Carolina
pulled pork sandwich.
398
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,887
Bread on the side,
sauce on the side.
399
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,091
You are your mama's son.
400
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,159
All right, you know what?
401
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,961
I got this. Okay? Come on.
402
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:12,199
All right, everybody
just stay still.
403
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,000
Hey, big cat.
404
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,969
Hey there, Mr. Lion.
405
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,472
How you doing?
You want some barbecue?
406
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,943
Whoa!
Mama. Okay.
407
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,979
N-Nice smile.
Nice smile. I like it. Okay.
408
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:30,417
All right. It's good barbecue.
Yummy, yummy, yummy.
409
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,719
Okay... You eat meat, right?
410
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:36,356
You're not one of those
vegan L.A. lions, are you?
411
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,125
Go! Get in there!
412
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,792
We haven't tried this
particular place,
413
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,694
but it did get
four stars on Yelp.
414
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,964
It's a mountain lion,
not a food critic.
415
00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,134
Okay.
416
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,704
Go, go, go!
Shut the door, go shut it!
417
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,140
Go shut the door!
418
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,541
Whoo!
Oh!
419
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,042
Whew.
420
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,677
We got him!
421
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,847
Don't mess with the dynamic duo.
422
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,349
Duo?
423
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,817
Dave, I went face to face
with a mountain lion.
424
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,686
All you did was shut the door.
425
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,390
Oh, my God, Daddy.
426
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,858
You saved my life.
427
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:15,695
You guys are my Blackman
and Robin.
428
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:21,768
If the TV news comes by,
you got to say that.
429
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,172
Which one am I?
430
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,911
...where the mountain
lion was sedated
431
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,481
and will be released
back into the wild.
432
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,882
Coming up after the break,
433
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:40,187
a 100-year-old woman dies
in a skydiving accident.
434
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,857
And there you go,
little bro.
435
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,759
Oh.
Now, just so you know,
436
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,395
uh, I wanted to
come out there
437
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,729
and save you,
but, uh, you know,
438
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,298
Mama wouldn't let me.
439
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,099
Aw. It's okay, Malcolm.
440
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,302
Sometimes fear immobilizes you.
441
00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,607
I said Mama wouldn't let me.
442
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,876
It's okay to be afraid
of lions, big brother.
443
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,378
I still look up to you.
444
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,384
Grover, don't you
want any food?
445
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,053
Thanks, Mom, but...
446
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,490
I'm good.
447
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:21,228
Poor kid must
have been worried sick. Aw.
448
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:24,464
Look, I know today
has been crazy, and...
449
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,798
we didn't get a chance to talk
450
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,500
about the whole
school musical thing.
451
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,036
Oh, it's fine. Today reminded
me of what's really important.
452
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:33,005
Don't worry about casting
that Brockwell kid.
453
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,608
You're in charge.
You cast whoever you want.
454
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,009
Oh, thank you.
455
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,711
But I totally
understand, you know,
456
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,247
you're under
a lot of pressure,
457
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,682
so I will put Cooper
in the musical.
458
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:46,453
He can be townsperson
number two.
459
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,854
Townsperson number two?
460
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,822
His only line is,
"Here comes Shrek."
461
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,024
But it's your call.
462
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:57,029
Hey, Dave. I know I'm
hard on you sometimes, but
463
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,165
you really stepped up
out there today.
464
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,600
Thanks for having my back.
465
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,303
That's what best friends
are for. And you know what?
466
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:06,439
I am going to share
some of the fruits
467
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,907
of my composting with you.
468
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,342
Grew these in my garden.
469
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,110
Uh...
470
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,111
I'm not going
to eat a strawberry
471
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,381
you grew in the trash.
472
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,449
You're missing out.
473
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,790
It's so... It's so...
474
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,258
It's so good.
475
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,063
What? You're not gonna
compost that?
476
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,832
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477
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