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Ooh, come on, babe,
it's about to start.
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All right, here I come.
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I have my favorite sushi,
watching my favorite movie
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with my favorite girl.
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Oh, God is good.
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Why y'all got it
all dark in here?
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But the devil is busy.
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Ooh-ooh, sushi!
Don't mind if I do.
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I do mind if you do.
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And why do you smell
like Necie?
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Did you use my strawberry
mango body wash?
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Indeed I did.
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And my skin is
all nice and silky.
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By the way, we almost out.
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What the hell is that?
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Malcolm!
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Why is this front door locked?
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Open the door,
- it's your parents.
- Oh!
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Pillows.
Huh?
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My mama's pillows!
Oh, shoot.
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Uh, coming.
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Open the door,
this basket is heavy.
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Uh, okay.
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Are we good?
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We are good.
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Hey, hey, hey,
Mama, Daddy.
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Hey. Sorry to bother y'all,
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but your father hasn't
fixed our dryer yet.
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What's the rush,
when we can come over here
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- and use our spare one?
- Oh.
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Oh...
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I see y'all are loving
the pillows I got you.
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Loving 'em!
Loving 'em!
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I'll put those
in the dryer for you.
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Right now we're about to watch
our movie and eat our sushi.
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Ah, that's a great idea.
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Yeah, that is, but
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that's not enough food
for all of us.
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Uh, yes, because it's for two.
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Well, no worries.
You know what?
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I'll go whip something up.
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You know, times like these
is why it's good
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to have family
that live so close.
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Hey, Mama.
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Thought I heard your voice.
What's going on?
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I'm about to make tacos.
We're having movie night.
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Ooh, I am down
for a movie night.
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Yeah...
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Come on, man!
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I thought this was gonna be
couples only.
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Talk about not reading the room.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Guys, look at this.
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Dave, why do you always get
so excited about the mail?
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It's nothing but bills and junk.
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Oh, really?
Well, don't come crawling to me
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when you need a walk-in bathtub.
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Wait a minute.
What's this from PaddiWak?
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What is PaddiWak?
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Well, it's like TikTok,
but from Korea instead of China.
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They sent Grover a check
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for $130.
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Cool! Can someone give me
a ride to the bank,
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and also explain how
cashing checks works?
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Okay, give me that.
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Why is Korea
sending you money?
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Remember when I said
I wanted those VR goggles?
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You said I have to save up
my own money for them?
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Vaguely.
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Well, I started posting videos,
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and I'm up to 12,000 followers.
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Money, money, money.
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Who said you could get
a PaddiWak?
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I did.
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Can I speak with you
over here for a minute?
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What's up?
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- What's up?
- Mm-hmm.
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Our son is making money
on the Internet, Dave.
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All the kids are on the app.
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And we did tell him to
start saving his own money.
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You know who else
makes money on the Internet?
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Fake Nigerian princes,
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and women who get paid
to take photos of their feet.
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Okay.
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Gemma, I think you may be
spinning a little bit.
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I need you
to back me up on this.
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I've never been to a bank,
but I bet it's closing soon.
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Dave, the Internet is not
a safe place for kids.
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I do not want our son
to be on PaddiWak.
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Okay. All right.
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Hey, buddy,
listen up. Uh...
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No more PaddiWak.
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What?! Why?
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Because...
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because I said so.
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Wow, you really have been
hanging with Mr. Calvin a lot.
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You better watch
your mouth, buddy.
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I brought you into this world,
and I will take you--
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Oh, my-- What am I
even saying?
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Calvin, I don't know
what happened.
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I just heard myself blurting
out, "Because I said so."
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Well, all right.
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That's what I'm
talking about, Dave.
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You see, Tina,
I am a good influence on him.
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Hey, y'all.
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- Hey, baby.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Why do you smell like
tropical fruit?
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It, uh, turns out
Necie and I
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happen to share
the same body wash.
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Uh, can we get back
to my emergency?
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I don't want my little boy
making money on PaddiWak.
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There are a lot
of creeps out there.
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I know, but we told him
he could have those goggles
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if he made his own money.
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Okay, but a kid's first job
should involve more
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than him using his index finger.
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A job should get him dirty.
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He should come home so funky
you don't want him anymore.
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You guys have got to
catch up with the times.
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Everybody is making money
on social media now.
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As a matter of fact,
I follow Grover.
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- He's pretty funny. Look.
- Oh, let me see.
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Dads be like,
"Clean up your room.
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Take out the trash.
I'm not gonna tell you again."
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Um, spoiler alert,
you are gonna tell me again.
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Moms be like,
"Eat your vegetables, baby.
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Do your homework.
How was school?"
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Um, you're the principal
at my school.
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You know how school was.
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Oh, that is funny.
He's right.
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You were there, woman.
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Oh, Malcolm, send me that.
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I want to follow him.
He's funny.
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And the boy got
a check for that?
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Oh, you'd be shocked at
what people get paid for
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on social media.
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Yeah, look, I'm fine with him
making his own money,
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but he should have
a real job, you know.
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One that teaches him
the value of hard work.
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But he's so young.
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Well, he's not that young.
He's 12.
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I was an industrial welder
when I was ten.
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No mask, no gloves, nothing.
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Yeah, my pops put me to work
at the Pit Stop when I was 11.
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Well, at least you learned
the value of hard work.
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I wish I'd learned
about child labor laws.
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Well, baby, why don't you
give Grover a job?
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Ooh, uh...
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Calvin, you would be doing us
a huge favor.
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Better being paid
under your supervision
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than on the Internet.
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Does he have any
work experience at all?
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Not in the traditional sense,
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but he did recently learn
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how to put a fitted sheet
on his bed.
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Okay, fine.
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But only for an hour
or two after school.
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Aw, thank you, Calvin.
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Uh, Dave be like,
"Let's hug it out."
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And Calvin be like,
"Nah, bruh."
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Oh, come on!
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You cannot fly a car
into a helicopter.
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I don't care how fast
or furious you are.
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Okay.
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Babe, I ran
five miles today.
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Would you give me
a foot rub, please?
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Of course, baby.
Give me those pretty feet.
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All right.
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Ooh, thank God.
That feels so good.
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Oh, you like that, baby?
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Yes.
Oh, yeah?
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Ooh...
Right there.
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- Yeah? Right there?
- Right there. Ooh!
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Right there.
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Baby, please don't stop.
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Hey, hey.
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I used my own key, that way
I didn't have to disturb y'all.
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Ah.
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How thoughtful.
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Uh, Marty, can you
take a look at this computer?
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This thing's been
going crazy on me.
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Dad, computers don't go crazy.
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They're not people.
They don't have emotions.
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Well, this one does.
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I was gonna take it
to the Geek Squad,
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and then I remembered
I made my own.
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Oh, hey, Necie.
How you doing?
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Grover.
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Grover, give me that.
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It's not a toy.
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All right? And you
still haven't swept up
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like I asked you to.
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All right. Yes, Mr. Calvin.
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Stop! Stop, stop,
stop, stop.
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- Was I doing it wrong?
- Oh, very.
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Look, this is not about
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just pushing the dust around.
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All right? You want to
get it into a pile,
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and then sweep it
into the dust pan.
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All right?
Now, here, you try.
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Sure thing, Mr. Calvin.
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I mean, you could have
gone after some new dirt.
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Oh... okay, here.
Watch me.
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All right, it's all
in the wrist.
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See the wrist?
Look at that. Look at that.
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You get your wrist going,
get your action, move it around.
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Like that. Get that--
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Okay, put that phone away
and learn something here.
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Oh, Manny!
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My back. Ah.
My whole damn back.
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Who spilled oil
over here?
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I did. It's slippery.
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It's oil.
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00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:03,385
- Ah, you okay, Manny?
- I don't know.
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Look, you're gonna
be fine, all right?
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00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,214
Why don't you go
to the break room,
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take it easy for
a little bit.
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- Hey, put-put some butter on it.
- Butter?
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Yeah, and take some Robitussin.
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Okay, Grover, you know what?
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Why-why don't you just
take a break, too?
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Uh, is there anything else
I can do?
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Yeah. Go to my office,
put your hands in your pockets.
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I can't afford to lose
any more employees.
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- Oh, there they are.
- Oh!
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The working men
home from work.
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So, Grover,
how'd it go?
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I learned how
to sweep today.
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Ehh...
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"learn" would be
a strong word.
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Thanks for the lift,
- boss man.
- Sure.
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It seems like he had
a successful first day.
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Yeah, you know, Calvin,
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I-I just knew that Grover
would be a great help to you.
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Again, "help" would be
a strong word.
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Hey, wait.
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Mr. Calvin,
where's my money?
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00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,710
It's not payday yet,
little man.
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So go on home now.
241
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,239
So, how did Grover do?
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Well, I said I'd
teach him some things,
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and I'm trying, babe,
but every task for him
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ends up being more work for me.
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I think I'm gonna
have to let him go.
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You can't fire Grover
from his very first job.
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Come on, that would
just be wrong.
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00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:33,954
Tina, he spilled oil
all over the floor.
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Manuel slipped in it,
and I think he's gonna sue us.
250
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,306
Oh, Grover's ass gotta go.
251
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,360
Calvin, Grover is
loving it here.
252
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,623
Is he employee
of the month yet?
253
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,800
No, he is not, Dave.
254
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:57,151
Today I asked him
to clean out my mini fridge,
255
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,806
and the boy drank three sodas.
256
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:02,330
Uh, yes, can I help you?
257
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,811
Are you Calvin Butler?
258
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,509
Are you with
Child Protective Services?
259
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,121
No, my "check engine" light
came on.
260
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,863
And I saw your shop
on PaddiWak.
261
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,258
My shop?
I don't think so.
262
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:20,000
Come on.
263
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,654
This is you, right?
264
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,365
Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah,
I mean, that might be me.
265
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,149
Yeah, sure.
266
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,672
So you're saying your
"check engine" light came on?
267
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,240
Yeah, why don't you have a seat
and I'll be right with you.
268
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:44,633
Come on, man.
269
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,766
So he's back on PaddiWak?
270
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:50,247
Yes, clearly. Calvin, you are
supposed to be supervising him.
271
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,162
This is my fault?
272
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,251
You never taught the boy
how to sweep.
273
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,602
All right, where is he?
274
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,344
Grover!
275
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,177
Hey, Manny, you okay?
276
00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:10,093
My head, man.
My whole damn head.
277
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:11,529
Grover, what are you doing?
278
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,922
I was doing
the wrench challenge,
279
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:15,055
and you distracted me.
280
00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:17,274
Calvin, I am so sorry.
281
00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:19,624
Look, Manuel, I'm sorry
about this, man.
282
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,539
Why don't you just
go in the break room,
283
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,193
take it easy a little bit.
284
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,456
Turn the lights down,
and put some butter on it.
285
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,632
- But it doesn't work.
- Eh, eh...
286
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,767
Calvin, Grover is gonna
make this up to you.
287
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,508
No, he is not.
288
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,162
Grover, you're fired.
289
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,034
Fired!
290
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,129
Oh, my God!
291
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,959
Whew! Y'all scared me.
292
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,005
Can you make a little noise
when you come in?
293
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,485
To our own house?
294
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,314
Anyway, I was at
the farmers market,
295
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:58,881
and guess what they had?
296
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,492
Decorative gourds.
297
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,886
Oh. Thank you.
298
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,236
Yeah, we do love gourds.
299
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,325
Yeah. I mean, like,
who doesn't?
300
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,937
All right, I'll see you later.
301
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:14,505
I'm sure we will.
302
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,899
Marty, what are
we gonna do?
303
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,248
Same thing we did
with the decorative pillows.
304
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,076
Put 'em in the closet.
305
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,734
Fired?!
306
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,432
See, this is why I said
he was too young for a job.
307
00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:30,478
I was wrong,
you were right.
308
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,001
He wasn't ready.
309
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,961
I'm sorry, I'm just not good
at real work.
310
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,747
I need a kombucha.
311
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:44,100
- Sorry, Mom.
- You should be.
312
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,189
I'm very disappointedin you.
313
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,452
And you need to apologize
to Mr. Calvin.
314
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,150
Yeah.
315
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,500
And don't turn this
into one of those
316
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,981
"Moms be like, I'm very
disappointed" videos.
317
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,852
I won't.
318
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,072
But that would be
a really good one.
319
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,861
Calvin, I'm so sorry
about today.
320
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,994
Me, too. Is Manuel okay?
321
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,299
Yeah, yeah, he'll be fine.
322
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,693
Uh, he's getting
his sense of smell back,
323
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,478
and he remembered his name. So...
324
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:19,179
All right, the booch
cleared my mind. Hey, Calvin.
325
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:21,268
Grover, we've come up
with a solution.
326
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,573
We're gonna take away
your phone.
327
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,401
No phone, no videos. Solved.
328
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:27,491
Well, well, let's not
be too hasty.
329
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,493
You know, I-I got great news.
330
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,147
Remember the guy
that came in
331
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,714
when I fired Grover today?
332
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:37,023
Well, his kid saw my shop
on Grover's PaddiWak.
333
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,025
Yeah, and we want to apologize
for that.
334
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,157
Apologize? No, no.
335
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:44,291
An hour later, two more
of Grover's followers came in,
336
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:47,163
and one of 'em needs
a new transmission.
337
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,165
That's a $5,000 job.
338
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,084
Listen, Grover,
339
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:58,609
when I yelled the words "fired,"
340
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,003
at you earlier,
341
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,049
what I meant was "promoted."
342
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:08,445
You are now my new
social media director.
343
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:13,015
Same pay, except for you get
a key to the vending machine.
344
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:18,151
Calvin, I-I'm sorry,
but that's not happening.
345
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,152
Why?
346
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,762
Because I said so.
347
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,765
Aw, come on, man, that sucks.
348
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:26,986
It's not fair to use
my own words against me.
349
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,554
Look, Calvin, I'm glad
it brought you some business,
350
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,817
but Grover disobeyed us.
351
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,429
I'm sorry, Dad, I really am,
352
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:38,823
but you guys don't understand
what PaddiWak means.
353
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,521
It's important to me.
354
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,958
I know, everybody does it.
355
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:46,135
It's not that, it's just
I'm in middle school now.
356
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,050
It's different.
It's kind of hard
357
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,660
to figure out where you fit in.
358
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:51,967
Aw, Grover.
359
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,578
And I'm actually good
at making videos.
360
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:57,451
People think I'm funny now.
They like me.
361
00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,236
It's not so easy for me
to make friends, Dad.
362
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,109
I'm not cool, like you.
363
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,027
You're making it
real hard for me
364
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,854
to be mad at you
right now, buddy.
365
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,075
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
366
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:16,774
Probably.
All right, look.
367
00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:19,734
Grover, you can go
back on PaddiWak.
368
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,083
- Sweet!
- Yes!
369
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,781
But... But...
370
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,914
with conditions.
371
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,350
I'm gonna want
your password.
372
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,396
Sure. Yeah. That's fine.
That's good.
373
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:32,964
And, and we have to approve
all of your videos. Deal?
374
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,879
- Deal.
- Yeah, of course.
375
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,229
Yeah, we're good with that.
376
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:42,713
- Hey, Malcolm.
- Hey, what's up, Necie?
377
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,193
Oh, hey, babe.
378
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,194
- Hey.
- Oh.
379
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:46,282
Excuse me.
380
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,806
Okay. All-all right, baby.
381
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,547
I-I'll be in there
in a bit.
382
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,114
Yeah, I'll-- Baby!
383
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,988
Uh, what was that?
384
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,382
Necie's not happy with
our living situation.
385
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,558
I mean, it's hard enough sharing
a bathroom with me and you,
386
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,647
but Mom and Dad have
absolutely no boundaries.
387
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,171
That's a fact.
388
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,564
Now with them drying
their laundry here,
389
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:08,913
everything's getting mixed up.
390
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,133
The other day,
Necie was this close
391
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,569
from putting on Mom's thong.
392
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,703
Hey, hey, Marty.
I don't need to know that.
393
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,226
Yeah, I know. I know.
394
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,836
Yo, man, don't ever say
"Mama" and "thong"
395
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,490
in the same sentence.
396
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:23,493
You heard it.
I almost saw it.
397
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:24,929
Oh!
398
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,544
Look, man, you have got
to figure out something.
399
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:32,894
Okay? Necie's about
to be your wife.
400
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,331
Look, I know. We gotta
get our own place.
401
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:37,028
But I don't know how
to break it to Mom.
402
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,769
You just got to
man up, little bro.
403
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,120
You cannot be
afraid of her.
404
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,208
If it was me,
I would tell Mama two--
405
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:45,559
- Tell me what, Malcolm?
- Whoa! Why?
406
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,518
Uh, I-I got nothing
to say to you, Mama,
407
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,085
but, uh, Marty does.
408
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,913
Come on.
409
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,263
Hey, hey, good news.
410
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,700
I found you a matching throw.
411
00:18:56,831 --> 00:19:00,313
Yay. Animal prints.
412
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,967
Yes, it goes with the pillows
you love so...
413
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,665
Where are my pillows?
414
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:05,883
They in the closet.
415
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,496
Nobody can see 'em in there.
416
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,019
Exactly.
417
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,544
Uh, Mama, we need to talk.
418
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:17,808
Oh. Hey, Miss Tina.
419
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:18,853
Hey, Necie.
420
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:21,247
Come here, babe.
421
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:28,515
Mama, I think it's time...
422
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:33,128
No, I know it's time
Necie and I got our own place.
423
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:35,957
Oh.
424
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,525
All right. I get it.
425
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,657
You do?
426
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,791
Of course I do.
As a matter of fact,
427
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:48,143
just today I saw the cutest
little craftsman house for sale
428
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:49,971
right around the corner.
429
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,192
- She doesn't get it.
- Yeah... no.
430
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,237
Okay, Mama...
431
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:56,673
What?
432
00:19:56,804 --> 00:20:00,721
You know, it might not be
right around the corner.
433
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,897
We might need a little more
space than that.
434
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,594
You know?
435
00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:05,900
Me and Necie are building
our life together,
436
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,336
just like you and Dad did.
437
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,208
I mean,
you've got to understand that.
438
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,341
I guess.
439
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,082
Come on, Mama, don't you
want us to be happy?
440
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,737
You know I do.
441
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:20,567
And maybe we are
a teensy bit intrusive.
442
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:23,222
Well... I don't know...
443
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,747
You two are terrible liars.
444
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,576
But if you move far,
I'm telling you,
445
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,665
you better save up
your gas money
446
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,320
because you're coming home
on Sundays for family dinner.
447
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:37,801
Mama, I wouldn't miss it.
448
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,543
Listen, I'm always gonna
be your little boy.
449
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,763
But right now I gotta be
Necie's grown man.
450
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,025
Mm.
Yeah.
451
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:46,157
- I like that.
- Yeah, you like that?
452
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,811
Yes, I do.
God!
453
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,291
Would you two get a room?
454
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,641
We are in our house!
455
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,861
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