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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,080 I wanted to ask... 4 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,960 Go to hell! 5 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,000 Forgive me, Hunny Bunny... 6 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,720 Let's do it tomorrow. 7 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,440 I've been screwed again! 8 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,520 I'm going to fuck you all! 9 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,040 Scared, are you? 10 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:38,000 What the hell? 11 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,320 What the hell! Screwed up again... 12 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,520 Damn it! 13 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,960 - I'm home! - Don't take your shoes off! 14 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:58,840 Why not? 15 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,520 You're going to take the garbage out! Can't you see it? 16 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,480 How about I do it tomorrow? 17 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,640 I can push some more into this garbage bin. 18 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,240 Listen, for a "pusher" like you, two minutes will be enough 19 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,720 to take the garbage out. 20 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,560 I love you too, sweetheart! 21 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,440 My mother called again. 22 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,120 She keeps gasping for air at night. When are you going to help her?! 23 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,840 - I'd help her out... - What!? 24 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,000 How about tomorrow? 25 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:35,240 Tomorrow! It's always tomorrow with you! Garbage -tomorrow. My mom - tomorrow. 26 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,640 You know, I have a lot of work to do. 27 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,800 I am fed up with your work. What are you doing out there, huh? 28 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,840 Just a second, just a second. 29 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,200 I'm so done... 30 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,360 Just how I thought! 31 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,800 How long are you gonna fumble with it? 32 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,000 Oh my... 33 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:32,080 Madame, allow me to lay you down on the sofa. 34 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,520 Come on, babe! Do it! Fight back! Come on. That's right! 35 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,920 That's how I am! 36 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,000 Scream, babe, scream! 37 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,480 "Oh, kitten, what are you doing!?" 38 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:49,960 Now you'll know how a Khmelnytsky unicorn can stab you! 39 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:55,640 Come on, babe, come on! Fight back! I need it hard-core. 40 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,600 "Oh, my kitten, what are you doing? 41 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:03,240 Kitten! My kitten! Do it! Do it... I am not like that! I'm not like that!" 42 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:04,800 Kitten! 43 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:12,320 So are you ready to see something out of this world? 44 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,360 So... 45 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,080 What the hell is that? 46 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,320 It is my special unique design. Pajamas with kitties. 47 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,320 I worked on this for a whole year. 48 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,880 You were drawing this crap for a whole year? What for? 49 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,280 It's not crap! 50 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,040 It's an exclusive! All my girlfriends love it. 51 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:42,760 And, by the way, I'm going to sell these pajamas for a thousand dollars apiece. 52 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,840 Wait, wait, kitten. 53 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:52,160 I just wanted to prove to you that I can do something by my little self. 54 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,720 I, also, by "my little self", want to do something to you! 55 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,520 You only got one thing on your mind. 56 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:03,280 Let's better talk about my future chain of pajama boutiques called "Kote"? 57 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:09,200 My cash going down the drain again with your "Kote". 58 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:12,440 You know, I wanna see something but my kitten isn't letting me. 59 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,040 - Come on, babe, let's go! - No! Kitty! 60 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,600 Shitty! 61 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,040 Come on, come on, babe. 62 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,800 Hush. Just shut up. Don't you say anything. 63 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,520 - I don't want to. - I want to! 64 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,200 I want to so badly that I end up jerking off in the toilet! 65 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,920 - Babe! - First my boutiques! 66 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,160 What boutiques!? To hell with them! 67 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:32,040 What?! 68 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,120 Marshmallows again? 69 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,800 - This is for you... - Ten marshmallows. 70 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:43,840 One for each year of our life together. 71 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,320 How symbolic! 72 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,680 This marshmallow symbolizes our life - 73 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,200 sickly-sweet, cheap, and bleak... 74 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,320 But you like it. 75 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:55,160 I liked it. I used to like it! 76 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:58,240 But after ten years, I am sick to death of it. 77 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,400 I'm a woman. I want roses! 78 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,240 Listen, sorry. I had no money for roses. 79 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,560 I'll buy some. Tomorrow. 80 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,960 Of course, tomorrow. 81 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:11,440 But you've got the money for stupid toys. I am so sick of all this crap! 82 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:15,680 At work, all these spineless jellyfish. At home, you - a one molecule wonder. 83 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:18,320 But I am a woman! I just want to let my hair down. 84 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,800 Do you understand me? 85 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,720 I perfectly understand. If you are a woman, 86 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:25,200 then maybe you could prepare a normal dinner for a change. 87 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,520 I am dying for some meat. 88 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,720 Ok, I will. Tomorrow. 89 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,080 Listen, are you sitting comfortably enough? Nothing is bothering you? 90 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,120 No, nothing. 91 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,120 Aren't your little hands bothering you? 92 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,920 - What little hands? - Those growing out of your ass! 93 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,560 When are you going to put up the shelf in the hallway, ha? 94 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,040 Oh, you mean... 95 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,480 Oh, sorry, I forgot. Tomorrow. Right? 96 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,760 Why are you looking at me like that? 97 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,920 Why are you staring at me? You think I'm sick? 98 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,320 I'm not your patient to be looking at me like that. 99 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:08,280 Correct. You're not my patient. 100 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:13,040 I am a pulmonologist, not a psychiatrist. 101 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,920 Does my kitten want me? 102 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:23,520 You bet! Right away! I want you! 103 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,520 There's also of things I want... 104 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,000 Here. 105 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:36,880 Here... but I don't see anything. Do you see anything? 106 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:40,680 - Babe, fuck, there's nothing there. - Right here. 107 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:44,040 Bingo! But there should have been something here ages ago. 108 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:54,160 Well, babe, things like that... you have to earn them. 109 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:58,960 For now, I can't see you as my wife. 110 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,280 You can't see? 111 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,600 You can't see? 112 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,560 Well then buy yourself some new glasses! 113 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,760 Those were Gucci. Bitch! 114 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:25,400 A young she-wolf howled at the new moon 115 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:26,520 Come on! 116 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,240 Die... 117 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:36,840 Hey, what's up?! Ira! 118 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,760 - Andrew... - What's up with you? 119 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:46,280 Knock - knock. Is anybody home? 120 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:52,920 It's me - your Minnie. Your Minnie Mouse. 121 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:59,200 And you, Mickey, why haven't you come into my nook for three months? 122 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,360 Not again... 123 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,960 Why not? Come on, Andrew. Let's... 124 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,160 Oh, my! Hey, maybe your mouse is dead? 125 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:11,080 Let me give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation... 126 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,600 Don't! I beg you. I get so tired at work. 127 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,960 You know, there is a flu epidemic right now. 128 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,480 Maybe your mouse has been hiding in other nooks? 129 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,640 What are you talking about? 130 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:24,560 What am I talking about?! You used to ride me for three hours! And now? 131 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:29,280 You also used to love marshmallows. But you're sick of it after ten years. 132 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,120 My kitten! 133 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,560 I'll make everything better. 134 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,520 Ilona, Ilona... 135 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,880 The mood is spoiled, the evening is fucked. 136 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:47,400 And now you're fondling me with your claws. 137 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,680 Do you know how many 100% candidates I have here? 138 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,800 Tina the Blonde, Alyona from Vinnytsya, Sveta Botox lips. Loads! 139 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,240 But I'm ready to take your microphone... 140 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:01,400 - and give you an interview. - But I want to screw someone else. 141 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:05,040 Come on, please. There's no need to screw anybody else. 142 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,720 You also want another guy. You want it so badly it itches. 143 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,040 I don't want other guys! 144 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:16,240 I'm not talking about other guys! Just about one guy. One! 145 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,520 I don't need another guy. I only want you and nobody else. 146 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,200 Today is going to be a celebration. 147 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,600 Today we are going to "Swing". 148 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,840 Swing? 149 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,000 All my buddies have become swingers. 150 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,600 I am the only one left, like some loser. 151 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,440 I feel embarrassed in front of my pals. 152 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,440 But... 153 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,760 But I say "no"! 154 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,240 Did you fall off of a tall tree? 155 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,480 Holy shit! Your brain is completely paralyzed! 156 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:54,720 Andrew... I'm horny. 157 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,000 I want it. 158 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,160 And if I want it, then you have to! Have to! Have to! 159 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,720 Ira, I get so banged at work... 160 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,840 But I want you to get banged by me. 161 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:11,240 Andrew, tell me something, when did you last have coffee and a cigarette? 162 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:12,440 What's that all about? 163 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,440 Because you have coffee with a cigarette only after sex. 164 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,880 Or you used to. 165 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,920 Don't. I'm telling you... I am too tired. 166 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,840 Look at him! I'm also tired. Do you know how hard I work?! 167 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:30,960 I get a mile-long line up every day, everyone wants to travel visa-free. 168 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,400 - What do I have to do with it? - You see, Andrew, 169 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,360 you've got that visa-free status, 170 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:40,720 but you keep failing to enter my Schengen zone. 171 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,040 - I am tired... - Come on, Andrew, you are a doctor. 172 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:46,600 You have to understand that people need sex to maintain good health. 173 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,720 My health is bad. I told you. I get so tired all the time... 174 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:52,600 You get tired, because you waste all your time on this bloody computer 175 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,640 and these damn stupid games... 176 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,120 - What's with you? - Come here! 177 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,640 I want you! I want you now! 178 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,600 Don't touch it. It's my only window to the world! 179 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,040 I'm telling you... I'm telling you! 180 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:06,120 If you don't bang me right away... 181 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,880 I'll find another opportunity in this "window to the world". 182 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,320 Hello! 183 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:27,800 Good evening... 184 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,720 Can you help me? 185 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,680 - What happened? - Give me a pullover, please! 186 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,520 Seriously, what happened? 187 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,200 A pullover or a jacket. 188 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,160 Mine? 189 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,400 I don't give a damn. You can give me yours! 190 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,120 One second. 191 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:53,480 Just be careful. It is very dear... to me... 192 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,640 But seriously what happened? Is something wrong with the door? 193 00:15:57,720 --> 00:15:59,560 Something's wrong with men, to be honest... 194 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,640 Can you take me? 195 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,040 What do you mean? 196 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,960 Just take me to your apartment. 197 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:10,200 Ah! Yes, of course... but how? 198 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,720 Help me climb over. 199 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:16,720 OK! 200 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:22,120 Just in case, my mom's name is Nina Mytrofanivna. 201 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,400 Tell her I loved her very much. 202 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,320 Careful! 203 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:36,120 What shall I tell your Daddy? Just kidding! 204 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,760 Kitten! 205 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,000 Come on, kitten! 206 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,800 Ihor... 207 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:02,320 Come on, let's have fun at home. 208 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,119 Just you and me. 209 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,640 And you'll delete that stupid post on the Internet. 210 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,560 By the way, where did you place it? 211 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,800 On "Classmates" social network, may it rest in peace. 212 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,920 Come on, look over here... 213 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:22,400 Step away a bit... 214 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:24,520 Move. 215 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,960 You know, there is something in it... 216 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:33,880 There is money in it, actually... 217 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,600 You've only got money on your stupid mind. 218 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:44,480 But it's me who makes money here, so that you can draw your idiotic cats. 219 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:48,400 But when I get a small tiny desire, 220 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,400 a straightforward little half-inch male desire. 221 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,320 You turn your nose up like some stuck-up dummy. 222 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,440 You might just have one little desire... 223 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,680 but there seem to be too many participants. 224 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,280 Here's the deal. You have a choice: 225 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,800 either you go back to working at the bazaar in your town of Khmelnytsky, 226 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,440 or you go forward 227 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:11,280 to your chain of "Kote" pajama boutiques. 228 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:18,200 As Julius Caesar once said, 229 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:26,000 "What is hell? Hell is having a choice..." 230 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,600 Look, try to understand... 231 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:40,240 Swinging is not adultery, it's not humiliation. 232 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,800 It's just one of many forms of sex. 233 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,120 Mind-fucking is also a kind of sex. Isn't that enough for you? 234 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,880 How funny! You should do stand-up comedy! 235 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,040 Wish you'd watch less of this bullshit on TV. 236 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:56,280 If you want me to watch less of this bullshit on TV, spend more time at home. 237 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,480 Wow! Look, what a nice couple! 238 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:04,560 They've been swinging for half a year. They'll help us get into it. 239 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,680 Ira, I don't want anybody to get "into" you. 240 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:12,440 But I've been dreaming of someone finally getting "into" me. 241 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:15,400 - Because you can't! - I can, but I don't want to. 242 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,200 Andrew, don't get freaked out. It's not that bad. 243 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:21,200 According to the rules, you can say "no" any moment. 244 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:25,080 Then I'm saying "no". 245 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,560 Right... give me the telephone. 246 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,640 Wait. What for? 247 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,240 - Give me the telephone. - I won't, are you crazy? 248 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,600 - Andrew... - Stop it! 249 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,240 - Andrew, give me the phone! - Ira, come on! 250 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,120 I'd come... but who will make me? 251 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,480 My God! Hold on! Hold on! 252 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,440 It's ringing! Hush. 253 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,840 Unknown number! 254 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,840 It's 100% sure that it's about the post! 255 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,520 - We've got new friends! - Let me take a look! 256 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,000 Just a sec. Here you are. 257 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,400 - Don't answer. - Give it back to me! 258 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,760 Don't answer! Give it back, now! 259 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,200 - Don't answer. - Don't ruin the evening. 260 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,720 You've already ruined my whole life. 261 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,440 It's been cut off... Thank God! 262 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,160 You see, the heavens themselves won't let us do this folly. 263 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,960 They're not answering... 264 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,120 Hallelujah! 265 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,400 Where are you going? 266 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 I have to fix the shelf... 267 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,080 - What are you doing? - Calling them back. 268 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,920 - You don't need to. - Yes, I do. 269 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,920 - Please... - I've begged you for a lot, too... 270 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,560 - Get off, I'm making the call, quiet! - Don't call! 271 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,600 Wow! 272 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:55,800 Yes! 273 00:20:55,880 --> 00:21:01,720 - Hi, you just called me. - I did. It's about the post. 274 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,920 Yes... 275 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:09,400 I guess, you understand which post I'm talking about... 276 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,040 I placed only one post... 277 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:17,400 Great... Could you, please, tell me, you and your wife... 278 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,400 Stop being an asshole! 279 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:25,800 Hello? Do you have any plans for tonight? 280 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,280 Not yet. 281 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:30,200 Great! We don't, either. 282 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,640 Then perhaps we could plan something? 283 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,800 Let's... But there's one thing that worries me, you know... 284 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,160 Just one question. 285 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,960 This is our first time... 286 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,400 And you've written that it's the first time for you as well. 287 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,400 I'm just wondering whether anything will come of it. 288 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:55,080 Something will come out of it, and something will go in, too. 289 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,320 Oh, I do like that word. 290 00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,640 Me too. So, then text me your address. 291 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,400 And we'll be at your place in an hour. 292 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,080 Wonderful! We're waiting. 293 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,400 I'm finished... 294 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,360 You're an idiot! 295 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,200 Pervert. 296 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,680 God bless my balls! 297 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,640 Get ready, let's get a move on! 298 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,240 - I am not going anywhere! - Yes, you are! 299 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,240 You're out of your mind! 300 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,080 You know, you've done quite well under this roof. 301 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:46,400 And do you know why you're still here? Because I love you. 302 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:50,680 I love these legs so much... so put Louboutins on them, 303 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,800 and we'll be on our way to adventure. 304 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,520 No! I am not going anywhere. 305 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,000 Oh... I am feeling such a rush. 306 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,440 It makes me feel horny when you hold out. 307 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,440 But not now. Now you put on haute couture and giddy up! 308 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,600 No! 309 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:07,720 Really? 310 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,440 Get out then... Why are you staring at me? 311 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,240 Get out. You won't marry me. 312 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,800 Don't you get it? I can fuck all Kyiv, 313 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,440 and then Fastiv and the outskirts of Zhytomyr for dessert. 314 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,600 Hasn't it ever crossed your mind that a real wife... 315 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,400 I mean, a real wife 316 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:32,320 must stand by her man through thick and thin, and the mating dance. 317 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,880 I don't want my man to bang other chicks. It disgusts me! 318 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,600 It disgusts you?! 319 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,400 I'll tell you what disgusts me! 320 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,920 Your mother's green granny panties hanging on our balcony! 321 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,600 Kitten, I'm begging you, calm down! 322 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,400 Should I tell you how my buddies' chicks 323 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,320 have pimped themselves up just to be liked! 324 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,040 Size E boobs! They've pumped so much silicone into their lips 325 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,800 they can't even see their poor tits anymore! 326 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,720 And they've inflated their butts so much 327 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,760 that Nicki Minaj is anorexic in comparison. 328 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,240 I can't even enlarge your bird-brain because I love you. 329 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:11,200 I love you as you are. Believe me, I don't wanna put you under a scalpel! 330 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,160 Better under a scalpel than under some stinking unknown asshole! 331 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:16,840 Really?! 332 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,120 There you go. 333 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,720 What's this? Horilka? 334 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:37,560 No, it's not horilka. It's much better than horilka. 335 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,040 Of course, for a Catwoman like you, I could have offered some valerian 336 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,920 but I think this is of much better use. 337 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,520 One more?! 338 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,400 You betcha! So that the first one doesn't feel lonely. 339 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,520 I'm Dennis, but you can just call me Den. 340 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:07,160 Sveta, but you can just call me Sweety. 341 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:14,000 I hope that at least you won't leave me naked on the balcony 342 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,080 Don't get vengeful. We must love everyone - 343 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,000 even thugs and villains... 344 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,920 Am I not disturbing you? 345 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,920 No, no... Just a second. 346 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,680 Tea, ma'am! 347 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:49,400 - Ouch! It's hot! - It was intended. 348 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,080 I am such an idiot. 349 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,480 Yeah... 350 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,800 I believed every single word he said! 351 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:14,680 That he loved me, that he was going to get divorced. 352 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,600 That he wanted me and no-one but me. 353 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,200 But then - bang! His wife comes back. 354 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:27,480 I'm in nothing but my panties. And welcome to the balcony! 355 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,040 And while I was sitting naked out there on the balcony, 356 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:39,600 he was banging, banging, banging her! 357 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,120 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop it! 358 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,520 Enough, enough... 359 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,600 But right now I'm dreaming of just one thing - when this son of a bitch 360 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,440 finishes fucking 361 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:05,800 and goes out on the balcony voila, and there's nobody there! 362 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,880 Look, kitty, make up another name for yourself. 363 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,120 Why don't you like "Ilona"? 364 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:23,320 I don't like when people are dumb. They don't need to know our real names. 365 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,240 Ok... Let it be... Tania... 366 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,960 Hey, Tania, hunny! I'll fuck you, bunny! 367 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:43,480 Ira, I am totally against this idea. 368 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,600 Hey! 369 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,600 Sorry. Although, as my colleague, a shrink, says, 370 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,000 "Look at the bright side even in the most shameful moments." 371 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,320 What do you mean? 372 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,120 I mean, at least you've finally shaved your armpits. Unfortunately, not for me. 373 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,080 - Listen, Ira. - What? 374 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,480 Let's drop this idea, huh? 375 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:19,080 Look, wash your armpits - you stink horribly! 376 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:27,240 Actually, it's the corpse of our dead love that stinks so badly. 377 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,520 And brush your teeth. 378 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,360 To be honest, it feels like some strangers 379 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,200 are going to come and fuck me! 380 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,600 And me, too! 381 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,440 Oh, Lord! 382 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:41,520 My father told me: "Take a close look at her mother, she'll be the same!" 383 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,120 - Don't touch my mom! - Why not? 384 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,640 Why don't we invite her? Then we'll be swinging! 385 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,400 - You're a moron! - I absolutely agree with you! 386 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,840 By the way, put a clean shirt on. 387 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,960 - Ugh! This is a real cesspool! - Come on! Let's go! 388 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,280 Do you really want to go into this chlamydia shack? 389 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:17,760 Didn't you live in the same kind of chlamydia shack in your Hickville? 390 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,560 In my hometown such places were only in the downtown area! 391 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:26,320 Come on, downtown girl, get out of the car. 392 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,040 I'm scared. 393 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,200 Don't fret, babe! It's adrenaline! 394 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,800 Holy shit! I'm so pumped! 395 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,200 You fool! 396 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,760 Andrew! 397 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,400 Andrew, come out! 398 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,360 Time to party! 399 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,400 Good evening. 400 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,200 - Peter... It's a pleasure to meet you, - Ira. 401 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,040 - The pleasure is only going to get better! - Oh, I hope so... 402 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,400 Ira. 403 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,240 Angela... 404 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:34,840 Please come in! My husband will join us in a moment. Andrew! 405 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,120 Andrew! 406 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,360 Life is like toilet paper - grey, long, 407 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,680 and full of shit... 408 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:48,720 Here are some slippers! The colour seems to match your clothes. 409 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,640 Thanks, but we'll just wander around in our shoes. 410 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,440 Okay, let it be so. 411 00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,000 And you are... not bad looking! 412 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,480 Thank you. 413 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,680 Get undressed. 414 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,080 What, already?! 415 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,720 No, I meant your coats. 416 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:14,640 Let me give you a hand... 417 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:17,080 Wow! So luxurious! 418 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,760 It's mink. 419 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,040 I prefer pussy! 420 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,120 This always happens. 421 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,520 This way, please! Andrew! 422 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,120 Andy! 423 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,600 What did you have for dinner? 424 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,920 Pay no attention, please. Everything is okay. 425 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,320 Make yourself at home. 426 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:16,920 Move. 427 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,400 Don't stand there like a bump on a log. You are not a timid mouse, are you? 428 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,280 Not much... 429 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,480 Plutarch, Seneca... 430 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,040 Nietzsche... 431 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,480 O-oh! Kuchma... 432 00:32:55,080 --> 00:33:00,000 "Ukraine is not Russia", They really love the classics. 433 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:05,480 Babe, I really feel at home here, 434 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,120 like at your mother's dump in Khmelnytsky! 435 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,840 What's wrong? Come on! Wake up! This is going to be an unforgettable evening! 436 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,080 - Enough... - Enough of what? 437 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,720 Intimate... Cool... 438 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,440 Is this you? 439 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,240 Yes, it's him with his classmates from the medical college. 440 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,280 He doesn't even keep in touch with them anymore. 441 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,160 Why haven't you thrown this rubbish away? 442 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,680 You've got quite the hairdo in this photo! 443 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,280 Like Michael Jackson when he was young! 444 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:05,200 I see you need a cork screw. Let me give you a hand. 445 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,680 Screw? 446 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,000 I am a pro at screwing. 447 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,639 Such a cute kitty you've got! 448 00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:19,880 Are you serious? 449 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,920 If you don't mind me asking, is it valuable? 450 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,000 Valuable? You must be joking! It's cheap as dirt. 451 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:26,920 Really? 452 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,600 Did you hear that, honey? 453 00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:32,280 I can't believe it, Peter! 454 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,920 You know, it looks promising. 455 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,400 Thanks... 456 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,679 How did you come to swinging? 457 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,199 - It was my idea! - Seriously? 458 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,520 Angela supported me! Right? 459 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:54,520 It's hard to say "no" to such an influential businessman. 460 00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,840 So, no-one has ever said "no" to you? 461 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,440 Well, sure there are those who said "no". 462 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,400 There were, let them rest in peace! 463 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,640 But, you know, I live by a principle... Which are the best films? 464 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:08,880 Porno films! 465 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:13,280 Because everyone loves each other and there is always a happy ending! 466 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,800 - I love happy endings! - Oh, really? 467 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,120 - What does our macho man do? - He is a doctor. 468 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,440 Seriously?! 469 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,960 A pulmonologist. 470 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,720 His specialization is the lungs. 471 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,680 So, if we feel unwell tonight after our pumping and jumping, 472 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:39,560 our honoured doctor may give us mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 473 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,880 I really love it! 474 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,720 Hey, why do you live here, and not in a luxury mansion? 475 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,120 Well. 476 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:50,080 Just the other day this one doctor patched up the bullet holes 477 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,320 in one of our business partners and we dumped 478 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,480 - a helluva lot of cash on him for it. - He is a surgeon, 479 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,960 not a pulmonologist. 480 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,960 Oh! So, cash and lungs aren't friends. 481 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,440 The lungs, by the way, are where the soul lives! 482 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,960 Do you really believe that? 483 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,400 The older he gets, the more he believes it! 484 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:28,080 Guys, listen, why are we still not on a first name basis? 485 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,440 Have we forgotten what we're gonna do tonight? 486 00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,440 We're not in court! 487 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,480 Let's drink to first names! 488 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,400 Great toast. 489 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:44,040 To Andrew! Irina! Ilona! Oh, my Lord! Angela! 490 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,640 Damn, there are so many chicks running around here... 491 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,480 To those, who are now on a first name basis! 492 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,800 To us, who are now on a first name basis! 493 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,640 Hurray! 494 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:00,880 To first names! To us! 495 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:11,240 Hey, babe, what the hell are you doing? You'll mess up my "Brioni". 496 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,480 I'll mess up and then I'll iron it out. 497 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,520 What's up? 498 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:32,840 I'm going to have a smoke. 499 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,160 Go and have a smoke. 500 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:03,760 Are you crazy? Why? 501 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,840 Take it off! Now! 502 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,960 - Just tell me... do I look good in it? - Not bad. Take it off! 503 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,200 Will you buy me one? 504 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,120 - Come on, take it off... - Will you buy it? 505 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,440 When are you gonna buy me one? When? When?! 506 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,880 Well... tomorrow... 507 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,080 Ah... tomorrow... 508 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,080 Look out! 509 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,120 Nice color. 510 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,440 What? 511 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,320 I am talking about your nails. 512 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,880 Ah, I see... I like it, too. 513 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,280 Your feet are cold. I'll get you some socks. 514 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,480 Thank you. 515 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,760 You have nice photographs! 516 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,960 It all depends on the correct pose. 517 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,120 Are you a photo model? 518 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,200 No, I am an actor. 519 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,240 A future actor, actually... 520 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,960 I'm in my final year. 521 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,600 You are an aesthete. It shows. 522 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,600 Everything in your apartment is stylish. 523 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,120 Nice, nice! 524 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,440 I like it too. 525 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,920 Did your father give you this place? 526 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:03,640 Uh-huh... My "daddy". 527 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,320 Socks, ma'am! 528 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:18,720 Not only did you save my life, 529 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,120 lend me an ear and understood me, 530 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,200 you even have two identical socks... 531 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,400 Let's go. I'll show you where you can get changed. 532 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,160 Are you sure that I'm not bothering you? 533 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,320 Shit! 534 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,800 Den, I can leave, right now! 535 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,160 No, no, it's not about you. 536 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:39,720 Is it your girlfriend, messaging you like crazy? 537 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,600 No. 538 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,960 - I'm 100% certain it's your girlfriend. - Look, I don't have a girlfriend! 539 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,240 OK! 540 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,800 "Go fuck yourself!" 541 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,680 So, how do I look? 542 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,520 Is that you? 543 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,600 So, are we going to knock over a mare? 544 00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,680 What do you mean? 545 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,000 Shall we stick it in the mouth until it starts to smoke? 546 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,120 To whom? 547 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,600 I mean a drop of nicotine and a horse. 548 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,840 The Cossack rides and rides... 549 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,080 Jesus, relax! Are we going to smoke? 550 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,520 Oh, I see... 551 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,440 Do you have an ashtray or do you flick it in a can? 552 00:42:58,520 --> 00:42:59,680 I've got an ashtray. 553 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:05,120 Damn! And I thought you wacked off in a can! 554 00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,360 No, I don't fucking need it. 555 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,360 Everything I need, I carry with me. 556 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,040 Ah, vape - all the rage now. 557 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:24,080 Uh-huh. Listen, did they call you to that political demonstration? 558 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,240 - Which one? - You don't know? 559 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,760 Some bums were running around the Parliament with the words 560 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,600 "We won't let cigarette butts disappear!" written on their asses! 561 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,200 Nope... You know what I heard? 562 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,840 First, vape, then non-alcoholic beer and then you end up 563 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,080 with an inflatable woman. 564 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,400 Hey, what's up, doc? 565 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,320 I see, you don't smoke too often, do you? 566 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,320 Yeah, not too often. 567 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,480 I used to smoke two packs a day. 568 00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,120 Then switched to this. 569 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,280 Two packs? 570 00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,960 Then I can tell you, as a doctor, that your swinging days are numbered. 571 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,200 Why's that? 572 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,680 Your Leaning Tower of Pisa is going to fall. 573 00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,640 Unlike the real one, of course. 574 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,400 You're quite something, monologist! 575 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,480 Pulmonologist! 576 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,320 Was it your chic who wanted to swing? 577 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,280 You only understood that now? 578 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:38,560 So, it ends up that the one who has a problem with potency is you, not me! 579 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,200 You can ask your woman later, 580 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,120 who got a problem with potency, if she lasts that long! 581 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:47,040 Easy! Easy! Stop getting so worked up! 582 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,920 I like you, pulmonologist! 583 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,160 You rock, man! What a pulmonologist! 584 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:55,800 Does all this turn on your wife? 585 00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,400 It's dough that turns her on. 586 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,040 Just so that you know, this night costs me a chain of pajama boutiques. 587 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,880 - How's that? - How? Half a million dollars is how! 588 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:13,200 Holy shit! She's got quite the needs. So she didn't want to come here? 589 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,560 She did. She basically wants everything that I want. 590 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,000 And, by the way, 591 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,320 she is not my wife. 592 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,640 So, you aren't married? 593 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:29,640 No, but she wants it so bad, she's dying for it! 594 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:36,440 And how exactly does she "want it"? Well... you get my drift? 595 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,760 You don't waste time, do you, doc?! 596 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,320 She likes "daddies". 597 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,400 She loves feeling like a guilty girl. 598 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,880 She always wants to be punished, you see. 599 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,680 She adores brutal power. She loves 600 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,800 being taken by the mane and when her head hits a table... 601 00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,640 And then you pull up her skirt, and she is so wet and ready. 602 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,400 And you take out your dick, so big and stiffy! 603 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,120 Who would have thought! 604 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,520 And then comes the moment... 605 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,520 What moment? 606 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,400 Don't worry, with you it won't come... 607 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,760 - Why's that? - Because she won't sleep with you. 608 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,640 She's all mine! 609 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:26,200 Now you tell me what turns yours on? 610 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,240 - Mine? - Well. 611 00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,880 Yeah. She'll show you herself. 612 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:41,400 Oh! Listen, doc, I'm getting such a rush from all of this! 613 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,520 I can barely control myself! It isn't like making up business schemes, 614 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,400 this is serious stuff! 615 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,800 So, you don't only work use mouth, you use your head as well? 616 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,600 - Actually, I'm a philosopher. - No way! 617 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:58,920 Let's take such a philosophical question as toilet paper, for instance... 618 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,200 - So? - So... 619 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:04,520 Actually, it's not only used in the toilet but also in forests, fields, you name it. 620 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,280 The paper is not intended for the toilet, 621 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,880 but for the ass. 622 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,600 Paper for shitting. 623 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,360 Therefore, it must be called "shitting paper". 624 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,960 Or, take the word " debil". 625 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:25,240 The "de" part is understood. "De" is a fine Ukrainian word. 626 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,640 But what about "Bill"? Who is that? A Brit? An American? I don't know him. 627 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,920 We have our own wonderful names 628 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,360 like, "Vasyl". Well, you understand, right? 629 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,280 I understand. 630 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,920 I look at you and I understand: 631 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,040 "deVasyl". 632 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,880 Hey, but... 633 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,120 Denny, I want to drink a toast to you... 634 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:05,480 - Actually... to all men of art of city... - Streets?! 635 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,400 Theatres! 636 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,720 You know, Den, 637 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,560 today I met 638 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,080 a true matador. 639 00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,520 And who did you meet before? 640 00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,240 Just bulls! 641 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,200 The third toast is to women... 642 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:38,120 I want you to know that good luck can enter your home 643 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,040 not only through the front door 644 00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,920 but also through the balcony. 645 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,200 Let's dance... to get things started? 646 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,080 With pleasure. 647 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,000 Ouch! Something just scratched me. 648 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,000 It must've been my kitty cat. 649 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,840 I hope its owner also loves 650 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,320 showing her kitty claws in bed! 651 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,880 Maybe... 652 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,240 - Do you know what? - What? 653 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:47,200 I really love something in your apartment. 654 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,120 Really? What exactly? 655 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,840 Your breasts! 656 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:55,320 - They are like a car battery. - Oh, yes... 657 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,680 They turn me on! 658 00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,040 Angela! Listen, don't sit around! Get to work. 659 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,200 Andrew feels like dancing. Look how excited he is. 660 00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,400 He can't wait. Come on, do something! 661 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,800 Oh my, I'm so sorry, I hit you quite hard on the stomach. 662 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,120 It was a bit lower, actually. 663 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:23,960 But it turns me on! What is it, huh? 664 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,160 Don't be a dumb ass! You are not a boxer! 665 00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:40,720 "For water to become warm, it must be heated". 666 00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:47,080 And when are we going to finally, you know... 667 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,440 Oh! I suggest we play this one game... 668 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,280 Great! Let's play "spin the bottle"! 669 00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:00,360 Bottle's great! What do you mean "spin the bottle"? 670 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,600 Don't you know?! You spin it 671 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:05,640 and you kiss the person 672 00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:09,280 the bottleneck points at. 673 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:10,960 Let's play "spin the bottle"! 674 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,120 Andrew! Do you all agree? 675 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,800 Do you all agree? 676 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:15,760 Andrew! 677 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,240 - Andy, raise your hands! - All agreed! Let's sit down! 678 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,800 What's wrong, old man?! 679 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,960 Let's sit down! Let's sit down! 680 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,040 Here you are. Just don't forget to say: 681 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,240 "a spin of the bottle shall 682 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,440 show the one who I shall kiss!" 683 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,440 How did you say it? 684 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,640 May this bottle show who I'm gonna screw tonight! 685 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,240 I've always had a talent at gambling 686 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,320 but today I've hit the jackpot! 687 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,720 OK, now it's my turn to spin. 688 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,480 Come on! Come on! The same rule for everyone! 689 00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,160 Now you spin. 690 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,560 I hit the jackpot already. 691 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,200 Ok, babe, chop, chop! 692 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,920 Go ahead and spin! 693 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,840 Come on! Come on! The same rule for everyone! 694 00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:50,120 No, I can't! I haven't drank that much... 695 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,480 Come on, Andrew! 696 00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:53,640 Come on! We're joining Gay Europe! 697 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:58,040 - It's not fair! - I'll wipe the floor with you! Come here! 698 00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:59,120 I won't, I tell you! 699 00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,560 There's no such rule that can't be bent! 700 00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,080 Let's trade places. 701 00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,920 Andrew is as naive as Karl Marx. 702 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,840 Andrew, you spin! 703 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,400 - Me? - Come on! 704 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,520 Hey, Andrew! 705 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:43,880 Andrew! What the hell?! 706 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:47,720 Don't disturb them... 707 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,680 - Andrew, that's enough! - Come on, come on. Kiss! 708 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,480 Andrew! 709 00:53:55,760 --> 00:54:00,280 Andy! Andy, your hand! 710 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,480 Andrew! 711 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:22,600 You like it, don't you! 712 00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,160 Yes, I like it! 713 00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:27,520 Got it, Andy? She likes it! 714 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,600 Kitten, I love you. 715 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:33,240 I love you too. 716 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:37,360 Andrew, can you hear me? I love you! 717 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,640 - Uh-huh? - Do you hear? 718 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,520 - Your heart's beating so wildly! - Yeah... 719 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:48,400 - What's up? Scared? - No, I'm not scared at all! 720 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,920 - Kiss her, Andy! - Me? 721 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,720 - No, her. - Her? 722 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,560 Lip bang her so that her dental fillings fly off! 723 00:54:56,640 --> 00:55:00,240 Come on! Come on! Come on, brother! 724 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,000 Do you like looking at this? 725 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,120 Yes, I like looking at this! 726 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,600 Andrew! Andrew! 727 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,240 I want you right now! 728 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,000 - Me? Right now? - You bet! 729 00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,120 Why don't we turn the lights off? 730 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,480 Why should we turn off the lights? 731 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:24,600 It is pleasant in dark places. 732 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,360 Ah, you're already over there. 733 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:43,000 Just sit there. 734 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:47,400 To hell with intimacy! Turn the lights on! 735 00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:51,600 Fuck, do you think I came here to fuck the armrest with my head?! 736 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,760 Ouch... Where's my bedroom? 737 00:55:58,880 --> 00:55:59,760 - Over there. - Over there. 738 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,400 Andrew! 739 00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,680 Andrew! 740 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,720 - I... - What? 741 00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,040 I never... 742 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,600 Are you shy? 743 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,320 It's fate. 744 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,840 I am off to the bathroom... one sec. 745 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,720 Please hurry. 746 00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,080 Go fuck yourself?! 747 00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,360 Go fuck yourself... Right? 748 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,480 I'll show you who's going to get fucked! 749 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:11,560 If you, noblemen, were to know what the common folk do at night. 750 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,600 Wait, this is the bedroom, right? 751 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,280 Yes. For God's sake! 752 00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:27,400 Wait! I am not ready yet. I feel awkward. 753 00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:28,800 Don't be like a child! 754 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,040 Actually, I didn't want this. 755 00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,800 Look at those boobs! Pamela Anderson! 756 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:38,160 - Oh, my God! Don't climb up on me! - You wanna be on top? Right? 757 00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,040 I don't want you at all! Andrew! 758 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,520 Andrew! 759 00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:47,240 - Wow! These are some serious melons! - Where? 760 00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,480 Boy, do I want to feel them! 761 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:53,360 - Who? My breasts? - What breasts?! These are watermelons! 762 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,320 Stop! 763 00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,000 What the hell is this? 764 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,960 I told you I am not ready yet! 765 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,000 - Doors are opening! - Oh God! 766 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:09,800 Next station is Beaver Creek via Mouthville... 767 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,040 Oh, my God! How embarrassing! 768 00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:13,920 How awesome! 769 00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:19,920 - I don't want to. - You do. I know you do! 770 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:26,200 - Look, I feel awkward... Bug off! - You are awesome, both modest and lustful! 771 00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,800 Stop taking your clothes off! 772 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:32,160 Both strong and weak... Amy Winehouse... 773 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,640 and Taras Shevchenko in one! 774 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:38,680 Don't take your pants off! I'm begging you! 775 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,320 Oh my God! 776 00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:46,160 You see now that when I say "below the belt", 777 00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,760 I'm not joking. 778 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,640 - What was that? - Probably a UFO. 779 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,000 This way... 780 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:11,520 Oh! I remember this bunny. It used to stand in your granny's cupboard. 781 00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:14,920 Yeah... 782 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,320 Now granny's standing in the cupboard. 783 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:19,960 How's her arthritis? 784 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:23,640 Thank goodness it's fine. 785 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,880 Doesn't bother her any longer. She died. 786 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,280 My God! How sad! 787 00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,920 Irina, if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing? 788 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,120 Mating dance. 789 01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,920 - What? - Mating dance, I said! 790 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,000 Ah! I thought it was some voodoo ritual! 791 01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,200 Actually, your version of striptease! 792 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,160 What bloody striptease! 793 01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,240 What, you don't give a shit at all? 794 01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,640 I'm telling you, look me in the eyes, not at my breasts! 795 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,480 You don't care what they're doing there? 796 01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:23,880 Asshole! 797 01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,000 Come on, babe... 798 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,640 Tame my Mickey Mouse like Walt Disney in the 1930s. 799 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:37,600 Come on, spank me. Ouch! It hurts so badly! 800 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:53,880 I'm thirty years old. 801 01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,120 I'm an English teacher. 802 01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:59,840 I live alone with four cats. 803 01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:01,720 I manage to earn myself a living, 804 01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,480 and my cats, too. 805 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:07,320 My yoga teacher says, 806 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:10,800 I must listen to my inner self. 807 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:16,680 Well, I've been listening to myself since I was 14, but hear bloody nothing! 808 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:22,200 But today I feel that we are getting closer to Zen. 809 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,240 And while I was on that balcony, 810 01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:30,320 I could see that the stars were aligning... 811 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,160 So we must make love, 812 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:37,000 make kids, and be happy! 813 01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:41,400 Yeah, and we are doing it now, 814 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,320 and everybody is doing it... 815 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,360 And we deserve it... 816 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:49,000 Because that's how it's turned out. 817 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:04,360 That's how it is, more or less. 818 01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,800 Why did you not tell them we know each other? 819 01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:25,600 And you? 820 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:28,240 What, am I nuts? 821 01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,680 Tell me, did you know you were going to my place? 822 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,200 Are you nuts? 823 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,240 Haven't heard this voice for ten years... 824 01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,520 Almost eleven... 825 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:48,600 That's crazy! 826 01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,080 When I saw you in my apartment, 827 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,000 I thought I was going to have a heart attack! 828 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,560 The same with me. 829 01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:10,720 The same emotions as before, 830 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,840 when you didn't show up to the wedding. 831 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,000 Hold on... was it because of this moron? 832 01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,120 Well, actually, yes... 833 01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:31,720 But he's totally crazy! 834 01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:34,600 A total idiot! 835 01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,520 Yes, an idiot, 836 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:40,280 who is on the "Forbes" list. 837 01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:50,760 Forgive me... Sunshine. 838 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:01,920 Lost my temper a bit. 839 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:13,200 Bitch! 840 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:09,360 Know what, I really want to have kids. And you? 841 01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:12,360 Me too. Yes... 842 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:13,800 That's great! 843 01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,560 It's horrible! It's so horrible to wear a mask all your life, 844 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:20,800 pretending to be someone else... 845 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,440 But you're an actor. 846 01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:26,920 True, but you see, I always wanted to be who I am. 847 01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:28,440 And who are you? 848 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:32,720 - I don't know, I've never been... - Never been where? 849 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:35,960 Not "where" but "who with". I am... 850 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,840 Shit! For never was a story of more woe! 851 01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:55,200 Puppy... 852 01:05:58,080 --> 01:06:01,240 I want to apologize. 853 01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:07,040 - So do I. - I am a complete idiot! 854 01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:09,160 Me too. I am so sorry! 855 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,520 This is... 856 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:17,640 A sign of our new life together. 857 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,120 - To live anew... - What? 858 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,120 I said you've got a truly refined taste! 859 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,600 Flowers as always... 860 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:34,360 And wine, your favorite one... 861 01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:39,120 Look, I work so hard... 862 01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:43,920 - and I don't know... - What don't you know? 863 01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:49,200 What you're up to while I am at work? 864 01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:52,520 - What I'm up to? - Yes, what are you up to!? 865 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:59,960 Me? Waiting for you, puppy. 866 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:06,960 I want to know whether you forgive me? 867 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:10,080 I forgive you. Everything is fine. 868 01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:12,080 You're on your knees! 869 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,520 It's OK. I've become used to it. 870 01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,960 Come on, get up. 871 01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:28,520 Tut-tut... Den... 872 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:36,160 Why is everything scattered around? 873 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:44,000 Uh, I don't know... Maybe the wind blew it over. 874 01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:45,480 A strong wind! 875 01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:03,800 Puppy, why don't we go for a walk? 876 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,240 What's wrong with you? 877 01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:07,320 Nothing. I just wanna go for a walk. 878 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,960 Just the two of us? In Kyiv, at night? 879 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:15,000 Why don't you suggest that people like us go for a walk around Lviv in the evening? 880 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,560 It would be better if you poured me my wine. 881 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:37,800 Why on earth are you fussing around, 882 01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:40,279 trying to go out somewhere? 883 01:08:40,359 --> 01:08:42,600 I just want to take a walk. 884 01:08:45,319 --> 01:08:47,160 You're talking nonsense... 885 01:08:56,479 --> 01:08:59,720 You know how such bottles are made by glass-blowers? 886 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,240 Let me show you. 887 01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:05,760 Dennis, what was that? 888 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:08,720 The wind! 889 01:09:11,279 --> 01:09:12,600 Let's take a walk... 890 01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:15,720 Dennis, you're not going to fool me. 891 01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:22,200 ...this ichthyologist of yours gave me the evil eye... 892 01:09:22,279 --> 01:09:24,080 Leaning Tower of Pisa, Leaning Tower of Pisa... 893 01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:27,720 You think it's because of me? 894 01:09:28,319 --> 01:09:31,240 Who else? Is there anybody else in here? 895 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,920 What about my car batteries? 896 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,200 Don't they turn you on any longer? 897 01:09:37,279 --> 01:09:40,560 No, babe, everything's okay with them. It's not them... 898 01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:41,880 Then what? 899 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:45,920 I know, it's because of my big belly and fat hips! 900 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,840 You pressure me too much! 901 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:51,880 You keep ordering me around all the time. I've got to rule the roost here. 902 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:55,120 I control the mission computer! I drive the main harvester! 903 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,480 - I'm pressuring you?! - Of course! 904 01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:01,520 Why are you freaking out? 905 01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:04,440 I'm having a panic attack! 906 01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:05,520 What? 907 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:09,040 - A panic attack! - I don't understand your terminology! 908 01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:11,240 You don't want me! My husband doesn't want me! 909 01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:13,400 Nobody wants me! What's wrong with me? 910 01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:16,920 Come on, say something! Distract me! Say something! Blurt something out! 911 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,040 I... I don't know... 912 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,600 What exactly should I say? 913 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:23,680 Anything! Just distract me! 914 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:28,120 God! Well, I heard that Ukraine is a great country for foreign investments. 915 01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:31,400 My buddy Zbyshek from Poland threw 20 million bucks into a factory. 916 01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:33,000 Then some tough guys showed up... 917 01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:34,000 What!? 918 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:36,440 Yeah! They grabbed the factory and retired the owner. 919 01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:38,960 You're talking bullshit. Tell me something about yourself 920 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:40,440 or your bitch! 921 01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:44,160 About Ilona? I mean, Angela? Yeah, about Angela. 922 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:47,040 She was born in Kmelnytsky. Studied at medical college. 923 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:49,560 - Well? - Sold fake sneakers at the bazaar. 924 01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,320 - And then? - Then... 925 01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:56,120 She dropped out of college and quit the sneaker bazaar, 926 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:58,480 because she met a beau driving a white "Mercedes". 927 01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:02,440 What did you just say? 928 01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:05,440 Sold fake sneakers in Kmelnytsky... 929 01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:08,600 No, no, before that... what did you say? 930 01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:13,520 Before the fake sneakers I said she studied at med college... 931 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,200 She had a big love, but she left him because of... 932 01:11:17,280 --> 01:11:18,920 Fucking bitch! 933 01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:22,160 What a slithering snake! 934 01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:25,560 - Listen, babe, watch your tongue! - How old is your bitch? 935 01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:28,120 - I don't know, I never asked... - When was she born? 936 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,840 I don't know... eighty-three, eighty-five, give or take. 937 01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,840 They know each other... 938 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,800 - What? Who? - Med college... 939 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,120 Kmelnytsky. Andrew is from Kmelnytsky. So is she. 940 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,520 They studied together. She's his first love. 941 01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:44,640 But she broke up with him because of some rich prick. 942 01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,800 And that prick is you! 943 01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:49,080 - Aha! - My God! 944 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:53,600 That's why he put on that clean shirt. 945 01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:58,200 That's why he sprayed himself with cologne! 946 01:11:58,280 --> 01:11:59,560 Babe, take it easy. 947 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:01,440 Goodness gracious! 948 01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:03,200 They planned all of this. 949 01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:07,120 And we are just two morons. 950 01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:10,520 Hey, let's take a walk to the hospital? 951 01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:22,000 I got it! 952 01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:25,320 Let's go to a club... to "Lipstick"! 953 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:35,160 The stars are transparent above Are you sleepy or not? 954 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:42,040 A young she-wolf howled at the new moon 955 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,120 - Edward! - Don't... 956 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:49,040 - Edward! - Don't! 957 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:03,920 Please meet Sveta. I found her on the balcony. 958 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,920 She's our neighbor's lover. Can you believe it! 959 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:10,040 She spent an entire hour naked on the balcony, freezing. 960 01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:12,200 So, I decided to... 961 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:13,520 - Warm her up? - Yes! 962 01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:15,480 And nothing else! 963 01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:21,080 Edward! Are you okay? 964 01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:24,080 Come on, help me, don't you see, he's feeling sick! 965 01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:27,280 Don't you dare! 966 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,800 One second. One second. Careful. 967 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:35,600 A bit further. Careful, careful. 968 01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:43,840 You're not serious about running away together?! 969 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,880 Why not? I'm serious. 970 01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,000 I think that's our chance. 971 01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:51,440 And it wasn't an accident that we met after so many years! 972 01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,680 It's a sign of fate! 973 01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:55,400 Sign of shit! Where to? 974 01:13:55,920 --> 01:14:00,080 Where can you offer me to run away to? 975 01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:02,520 Wherever you want! 976 01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:05,360 Wherever I want!? 977 01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:07,320 OK, to the Maldives then. 978 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:08,520 Have you shit your pants? 979 01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:13,200 Look, your "fate" will not let you go further than the shithole you live in. 980 01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,640 Or maybe you want me to die on this Soviet furniture? 981 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,320 I will buy different furniture! 982 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,920 If you want, you can die on Italian furniture! 983 01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:25,240 I just mean that everything is in our hands, Ilona. 984 01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:28,920 The only thing that can possibly be 985 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,640 in the hands of a pulmonologist is some shitty stethoscope! 986 01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,720 That really hurt! 987 01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:37,640 Listen, Ilona, I saw the fire in your eyes. 988 01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,240 Just like it was before. 989 01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:41,240 Who do you think you are? 990 01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:42,640 An eye doctor?! 991 01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:47,320 I had sex with you just because of stupid nostalgia! 992 01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:49,720 And back then? 993 01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,680 Back then... 994 01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:54,000 I loved you. 995 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:57,840 But even back then I didn't want to live like my impoverished parents 996 01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:01,600 and eat potato salad on special occasions. 997 01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:05,040 Every day I want to stuff my face with lobsters 998 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:09,800 and foie gras and vomit turtle soup. 999 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:14,720 I want expensive and exclusive things to surround me, because now 1000 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:20,120 I myself am expensive and exclusive. Got that? 1001 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,200 So, you don't believe in love? 1002 01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:23,720 Yes, I do! Why not? 1003 01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:26,200 But you can't spread your love on bread. 1004 01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,680 And I see that you still haven't understood this. 1005 01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:36,200 So, you live with that idiot for money? 1006 01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:38,920 Yes! What else do I need!? 1007 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,400 But he is a piece of shit! 1008 01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:43,600 That shit just told me in the kitchen how he got you 1009 01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:45,360 into all of this for some boutiques. 1010 01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:47,800 How you are dying wanting to marry him. 1011 01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:49,080 He's an imbecile! 1012 01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:53,040 A complete moron! He was teaching me 1013 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:56,920 the best way to bang you! 1014 01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:01,120 Oh! So, that's why it went so well! 1015 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:05,000 No, it went well because we didn't sleep for money. 1016 01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:07,000 That was a mistake! 1017 01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:10,520 Oh, so sometimes you offer charity? 1018 01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:15,440 Look, darling, we just had sex, 1019 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:17,640 sex and nothing but sex! 1020 01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:18,680 But it was so good between us! 1021 01:16:18,760 --> 01:16:22,480 The key word here is "was"! 1022 01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:24,920 What happened to you, tell me? 1023 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,840 What happened to me? 1024 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:29,840 Look at you! You're a loser! 1025 01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:33,920 And your fat stupid cow in hair curlers is just like you! 1026 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:46,840 You know what, that amorous little girl in Khmelnytsky 1027 01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:48,000 died a long time ago. 1028 01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:50,360 Forget about her. 1029 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:56,080 You could never possibly be with someone like me: a secular lioness. 1030 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,600 Don't touch me! 1031 01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:00,240 Wait... wait! 1032 01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:03,040 Andrew! 1033 01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:05,640 Andrew! Open the door! 1034 01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:07,680 Jesus! 1035 01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:10,120 What have you become?! 1036 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:17,480 Edward! 1037 01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:20,440 Oh, Dennis! 1038 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,720 Look, I am afraid you got all this wrong! 1039 01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:26,040 What exactly? 1040 01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:29,320 - You... and he? - Yes! 1041 01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:33,440 So, how could I've misunderstood this? 1042 01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:36,960 You see, you already got everything wrong. 1043 01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,240 She was naked right from the start! 1044 01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:42,120 But that's no reason to drag her into bed. 1045 01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,680 How could you?! With a woman! 1046 01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:48,480 I just wanted to see what it's like?! 1047 01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:50,520 Wanted to try? 1048 01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:53,440 Didn't I tell you how it was with Marina, 1049 01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:55,720 Catherine, Alexandra, Svetlana... 1050 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:58,400 Don't tar everyone with the same brush! 1051 01:17:58,480 --> 01:18:00,280 Shut up, for God's sake! 1052 01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:03,840 I would've understood if I'd found 1053 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:08,320 some... Arnold in your bed! 1054 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:10,440 It happens... 1055 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:14,720 But her?! Well... So how was it? 1056 01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:17,640 Nothing special! 1057 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:19,880 Nothing special?! 1058 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:24,240 Don't touch him! 1059 01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:28,040 - We tried it a bit... - A bit?! 1060 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,520 Leave him alone! 1061 01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:34,560 Hardly had I sent you a couple of hasty messages when you, swine, 1062 01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:38,600 jumped on the first balcony whore! 1063 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,240 Whore?! 1064 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:41,920 Don't you dare! 1065 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:45,600 Eddie, puppy, calm down! 1066 01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:47,640 What?! 1067 01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:49,520 You call him "puppy"?! 1068 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,640 Don't disturb the men when they are talking! 1069 01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:52,800 Whore! 1070 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:54,440 How could you?! 1071 01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:59,240 You brought "this" to the apartment I rent for you? 1072 01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:02,280 It was just a coincidence which grew into an experiment. 1073 01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:04,200 Tell him that you were an experiment! 1074 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,720 What bloody experiment?! 1075 01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,080 We had sex! 1076 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:13,200 The experiment says you had sex! 1077 01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:14,400 Don't listen to her! 1078 01:19:14,480 --> 01:19:17,160 We had magical, breathtaking sex! 1079 01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,200 Ah, so you had sex! 1080 01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:21,600 Yes, we had sex! 1081 01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:25,400 And I'm going to fight to the end for my happiness! 1082 01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:32,640 Me too. 1083 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:34,440 Andrew! 1084 01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:37,000 Do you understand? They locked the door! 1085 01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:39,120 Do you know what they're doing in there? 1086 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:40,840 What can your four-eyed loser be doing? 1087 01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:42,160 Use your brain! 1088 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:45,240 They just picked out the right time to fuck. 1089 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:46,840 Bullshit! What are you talking about? 1090 01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:50,000 It's not bullshit, it's a sexual conspiracy! 1091 01:19:50,080 --> 01:19:52,000 You're sick in the head! 1092 01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:55,720 I'm going to... I'm going fuck you all! 1093 01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:58,240 All of you! 1094 01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:00,720 Open the door! 1095 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,320 Shut your face! 1096 01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:05,000 Ah... the fur coat... 1097 01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:09,320 This cheap fucking fur coat from a second-hand sale... 1098 01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:12,400 You bitch! You fucking bitch! 1099 01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:17,600 Come, put your shitty fur coat on! 1100 01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:19,000 Bitch! 1101 01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:25,600 Hey guys! Look at me swinging! 1102 01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,320 Crazy shit! 1103 01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:32,120 You whore! 1104 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,520 Come on out, slut! 1105 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:38,280 Now your fur's gonna warm you even better! 1106 01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:41,080 Here! 1107 01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:46,560 That's badass! 1108 01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:49,240 Holy shit! 1109 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:55,320 Moron. 1110 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,720 So, you know each other. 1111 01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:17,920 Hey whore, how does it feel to sleep with your first love? 1112 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:21,360 Andy, did you like it, huh? 1113 01:21:23,120 --> 01:21:24,360 Did you guys do it? 1114 01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:27,120 Are you nuts? 1115 01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:31,000 I told you she won't sleep with you... 1116 01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:38,240 Keep it... 1117 01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:39,760 Bitch... 1118 01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:43,680 Idiots! 1119 01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:49,120 It was a hell of an evening! 1120 01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:52,560 Look, but I don't quite get it. Did it suck or did it rock? 1121 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:00,840 Thank you! 1122 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:03,400 Tomorrow I'm going to tell my boys in the sauna about it. 1123 01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:04,800 They won't believe it! 1124 01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:15,520 You... 1125 01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:20,720 You are always throwing this apartment in his face. 1126 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,640 But just take a look at it! It's a fairy tale! 1127 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:26,840 Everything is perfect! 1128 01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:28,880 Everything is in its place. 1129 01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:30,960 Clean and tidy! 1130 01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:34,600 And it's all thanks to him, not you. 1131 01:22:35,160 --> 01:22:38,600 Actually, it's the first time that I met such a man. 1132 01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:43,000 I understand why you won't let him go! 1133 01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:49,480 I won't let him go, because he's gay! 1134 01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:53,720 In case you haven't noticed we've been together for two years now. 1135 01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:56,120 Why did he sleep with me then? 1136 01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:59,000 That really is a good question. 1137 01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:00,680 So, why is it you slept with her? 1138 01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:03,680 Because he wants to have children! 1139 01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:07,600 And only a woman can give him children. 1140 01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:08,960 Are you out of your mind? 1141 01:23:09,040 --> 01:23:11,840 But you said that yourself, sweetie! Don't you remember?! 1142 01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:13,840 Wait a sec. 1143 01:23:13,920 --> 01:23:16,400 You talked about kids? 1144 01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:20,480 Let him go! 1145 01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:27,240 So, this is how you did it? Now you like it this way, do you? 1146 01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:28,600 Yes, I do! 1147 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:32,720 And I don't like it with you, 1148 01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:36,120 because you are insane! 1149 01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:38,800 Sick in the head! You're a fucking fetishist! 1150 01:23:39,480 --> 01:23:42,400 You can't even get a hard on unless I dress up like a matador, 1151 01:23:42,480 --> 01:23:43,800 or a Red Riding Hood, 1152 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:49,640 you make me live in an apartment surrounded by my portraits. 1153 01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:52,640 This place is like a museum for you, where I work as a watchman, 1154 01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:54,640 a janitor and an exhibit! 1155 01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:57,520 Your work as my Producer 1156 01:23:58,080 --> 01:23:59,920 doesn't get me further than your bed. 1157 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:02,400 Look at yourself! Who have you turned into? 1158 01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:05,720 You are a freak! 1159 01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:08,200 I even wash your underpants and socks, not to mention the spoons, 1160 01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:11,520 that must be set exactly side by side! 1161 01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:13,440 You are not just a pansy. 1162 01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:17,400 You are a pedantic faggot. 1163 01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:22,600 You pick on women, but you, bitch, are 300 times worse than them! 1164 01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:33,720 Do you know how that hurts? 1165 01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:11,800 I'm going outside to have a smoke. 1166 01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:15,640 It's exactly the time you have to make up your mind. 1167 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:18,280 Option A: 1168 01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:26,320 you kick her out and we pretend nothing has happened. 1169 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:33,520 Option B: you disappear from my life, 1170 01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:35,640 and from this apartment, forever. 1171 01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:42,680 It's you that ruined everything. 1172 01:25:43,920 --> 01:25:46,520 Double-assed freak. 1173 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:56,600 Did you sleep with him? 1174 01:25:57,400 --> 01:25:58,400 - What? - Don't be dumb. 1175 01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:02,400 - Don't shit with me! Did you fuck? - Of course not, kitten! 1176 01:26:07,480 --> 01:26:08,920 Nor did we! 1177 01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:12,640 Pretty weird feeling. Didn't screw anyone, but I still feel quite satisfied. 1178 01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,520 I told you it wasn't worth coming here. 1179 01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:16,600 It was worth it! 1180 01:26:17,440 --> 01:26:20,120 Now I trust you. 1181 01:26:20,720 --> 01:26:24,120 I know you are my lady and you'll never betray me. 1182 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,600 And I want you. 1183 01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:34,840 And I want a chain of "Kote" pajama boutiques! 1184 01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:37,440 Relax, you'll have them. 1185 01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:41,520 And no more swinging! 1186 01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:47,480 Here! 1187 01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:53,120 Is this what I think it is, kitten? 1188 01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:54,400 God, I can't believe it! 1189 01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:57,040 And what? This means "yes"? 1190 01:26:57,120 --> 01:26:58,720 "Yes"? 1191 01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,760 Oh, Lord, what a beauty! 1192 01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:09,160 I didn't sleep with him... 1193 01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:14,000 Andrew, do you hear me? I didn't sleep with him. 1194 01:27:15,520 --> 01:27:16,480 And you? 1195 01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:19,520 I know that you didn't either. 1196 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:22,240 You didn't sleep with her, did you? 1197 01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:26,000 No, you didn't. 1198 01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:28,560 Jesus, am I so stupid! Do you understand? 1199 01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:35,440 You live with a complete imbecile! 1200 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:38,600 But you're also quite something! 1201 01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:42,160 Why didn't you stop me? Why the hell did we do it? 1202 01:27:42,240 --> 01:27:44,440 Because you're a spineless jellyfish! 1203 01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:47,520 Your hands grow out of your ass! 1204 01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:53,000 The money you make is barely enough to buy your stupid toy cars. 1205 01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:55,560 Even that moron, Peter, 1206 01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:58,320 bought this fur coat for his bitch. 1207 01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:02,360 By the way, you also promised me one... 1208 01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:04,920 Andrew, you promised to buy me... 1209 01:28:56,480 --> 01:28:59,440 Why again? Why me again? 1210 01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:00,880 Fuck! 1211 01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:12,760 Aren't you going to get sick? 1212 01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:23,440 Are you gay? 1213 01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:26,400 Me?! No! No way! 1214 01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:29,000 Married? 1215 01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:35,920 I'm not sure anymore... 84160