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Morning, Mom!
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-Hey.
-Anuj is here. Bye.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey.
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Need a partner?
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Hi.
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That whole TP thing was pretty cool.
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-Thank you.
-How'd you even do that?
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Come on! Throw me one.
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Dad.
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I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to lose your staff.
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I don't want to hear it.
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You've put us in more danger than ever.
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What were you doing that was so important?
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-It was a special task--
-For what?
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Soccer thing.
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You're grounded for 200 years.
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After that,
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you'll work at the Imperial Stables,
as I did.
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Maybe that'll teach you how to behave.
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But I'm not you.
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And I never want to be you!
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And I never want to be you!
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This was not the first time
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Sun Wukong had heard these words.
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Thousands of years earlier,long before he was the father of Wei-Chen,
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and even before he was a king,he was just a monkey.
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It was then that he first feltthe sting of rejection.
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At, of all places,the Sublime Banquet of Immortal Peaches,
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where they were set to namethe next Great Sage.
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This is the story of confidence,friendship, ambition and loss.
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Fruit flower powerHe is all the rage
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Nothing makes him cowerNot even Great Sage
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He's just a monkey looking for a bash
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Tonight he'll get funkyTime to make a splash
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Sun Wukong
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Sun Wukong
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Sun Wukong
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Sun Wukong
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You can enter.
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Enter.
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Enter.
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Hey, doorman! Hurry up!
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Please don't get us into trouble.
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Don't worry.
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I'm not going to embarrass you
at your office party.
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This is not an office party.
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It's the Sublime Banquet
of Immortal Peaches.
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This year, they're
giving the Sacred Peach to Ao Guang.
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Who's Ao Guang?
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He's Great Sage!
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They say he used to be a fish,
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but he worked really hard
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and eventually became a dragon.
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Hey! They're cutting in front of us!
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-Those are very important officials.
-I don't care who they are.
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They can't just--
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Here she comes!
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Who?
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Guanyin. The Goddess of Compassion.
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She looks amazing.
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Oh, crap.
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She's coming right towards us.
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-You should say hi.
-What? Are you kidding me?
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Just say hi. Go! Go! Go!
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Oh--
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Magnificent and beloved Guanyin…
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Uh, I…
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You…
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You're awesome.
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Good job mumbling to her.
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Heaven's a hierarchy
and she's at the top--
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Let me ask you a question.
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Do you know who you are?
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Uh…
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Yeah. I'm Bull Demon.
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I have my own place. Not huge, but--
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I'm not talking about your crappy cave!
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I'm asking, do you know who you are?
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Your goals. Your dreams!
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Uh… Well, in the next 2,000 years,
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if I work hard…
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Say it. Say it!
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"I want to be the next Great Sage."
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No, no. That's not what I said!
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You've been here forever.
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You deserve a big promotion.
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If you look inside
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There's a special guy
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-Stop it. I hate that song!
-Next.
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Okay! We get it!
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-Name?
-Hi. Yes.
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Bull Demon. And guest.
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Okay, you guys are good.
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Hold on.
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Can't let you in.
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You're not wearing shoes.
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You can't even see my feet!
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I don't need to see them.
I can smell them.
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Okay, I get it. You're a joker.
But do you know who I am?
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I'm the God of Bare Feet!
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You're still a monkey.
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Next!
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Wukong, don't make a fuss.
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No! He can't treat us like that.
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We're going in there.
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Let's just go!
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-Move!
-Magnificent Ji Gong!
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I'm so sorry, but you can't bring that in.
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What?
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I'm so sorry, sir.
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-Who's this guy?
-Ji Gong. A high-ranking official.
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Probably the next Great Sage.
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I'll just finish it here. Eh?
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That'd be great!
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I have an idea.
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What are you doing?
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It's still full.
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What? No, it's not. I just finished it.
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Huh. That's strange.
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Oh, well. Bottoms up!
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More!
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This guy can really drink.
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Weird. It feels full again.
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Oh, well. Bottoms up!
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-Sir? Are you okay?
-Follow me!
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Wow. Look at this!
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The Gods sure know how to party.
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I'm excited to meet everyone.
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They should be excited to meet you.
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I don't know about that.
I'm not very important.
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Hey, that Ji Gong guy…
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You said he was
the next Great Sage, right?
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Yeah, why?
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Well, he got kicked out, right?
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Yeah.
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Which means…
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Which means…
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he doesn't get to
eat the peach?
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No! How can you not see it?
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It means the position is open!
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There are plenty of other Gods up for it.
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And Bull Demon!
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This is your chance
to show them who you are!
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No, no, no.
I'm just happy to be here.
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Award Winners Only
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Nonsense!
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Let's find Ao Guang
and tell him your great ideas.
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I don't know…
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Listen to me.
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I'm going to be honest.
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I believe in you.
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But it doesn't matter
unless you believe in yourself.
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So let's go find this fish cake!
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Come.
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Welcome to the Sublime Banquet!
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The first award of the night
is "Most Feared God"!
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You said I could talk this time!
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You can. Just not now.
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This is my palace!
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-Hmm?
-Hello.
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Mmm?
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Excuse me. Don't I know you?
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Aren't you
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Beautiful Face
of Incomprehensible Perfection?
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No. I'm Princess Jade Face.
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Ah. Yes, of course!
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This is my friend.
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Princess Iron Fan.
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Nice to meet you.
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Any chance you ladies know
where The Dragon King is?
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We need to talk to him.
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Oh?
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-Is that so?
-Yes.
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My buddy here is going to be
the next Great Sage.
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No, no. He's kidding.
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Wow! Cool!
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Hey, why don't you tell them
about your idea?
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For a journey to the West!
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They don't want to hear about that.
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I guess you don't want to talk to us.
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Okay. Bye.
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Wait!
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Are you interested in enlightenment?
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Hmm. Maybe. Let's find out.
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Well, rumor has it, in India,
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there are many Sutras.
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To unlock them, you need the Iron Staff.
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And these Sutras are written on Scrolls?
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Yes. But their wisdom
can be infused in anything!
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A Scroll, a cloud, a rock. Even a crab.
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That's very interesting.
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I think so too.
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Told you my boy was smart.
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So a Sutra…
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is a crab?
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Thank you to all the Gods who voted!
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But like I say every year,
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please stop giving me this award.
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I'm begging you.
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Wait, is that The Dragon King?
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You didn't tell me he was so handsome!
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It's go time!
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Wait, she was just telling me--
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No time for that.
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Hurry up!
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Private area.
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Get your head in the game!
That was our chance!
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Bull Demon. Maybe I can help.
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-Thank you.
-No problem.
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Let's go!
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Just don't forget who helped you!
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Hmm? What is this?
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You're so rude!
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You should've let her finish.
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And you should focus on finding this fish.
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Hurry up! I need water right now!
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I hear a fish.
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Be gentle! It hurts!
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Slowly, slowly.
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Let me see your nails.
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Why so sharp?
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I'm starting to think
you do it on purpose.
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-I wouldn't dare, Master Ao Guang.
-Ao Guang?
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How dare you call me by my name?
In case it's not obvious, I'm a dragon.
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Of course. It's very obvious.
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We can tell by your breath.
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What's that?
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Nothing.
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"Nothing."
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Why am I not being moistened yet?
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I'm turning into a wafer over here!
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Right away, sir.
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Hurry up!
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Useless.
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What are you doing?
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Let's wake him up.
We've got business to take care of.
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He's probably tired
from all his important duties.
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"Important duties"? Yeah, right.
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Look.
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Ruyi Jingu Bang
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Don't touch that!
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You're such a buzzkill.
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Well, I'm going to enjoy the party.
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Let me know when our fish friend wakes up.
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Wait!
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Who are you?
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Most beneficent Dragon King.
Please forgive me--
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Who the hell are you?
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I am Bull Demon.
I work in the Offerings Department…
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Luli! Bingwen!
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-I need to be moistened now!
-Uh--
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Great Sage.
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I can moisten you if you'd like.
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That's a toilet!
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You idiot!
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-I'm sorry, I didn't know!
-Where the hell have you two been?
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-How did you get in here?
-I just wanted a word with Great Sage.
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A word? If you have a complaint,
take it up with the Sufferings Department.
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It's not a complaint.
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I just want to ask The Dragon King
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to hear my humble proposal.
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Far off in India are several Sutras…
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Ah. Nice.
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Feels good.
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If we commissioned a pilgrimage,
a journey to the West…
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Don't forget my back.
And my bottom.
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Uh--
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Perhaps we could
share these teachings with the world.
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00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,168
Is he snoring?
271
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,504
Yes, I think you put him to sleep.
272
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,465
Congratulations.
273
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,971
I'm more than just a great beard.
274
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,306
I'm also the God of War!
275
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:18,435
It is a fantastic beard though.
276
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,647
Hey! Geez. What took you so long?
277
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,190
There's my guy!
278
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,985
-How'd it go?
-Not great.
279
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,277
What happened?
280
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,613
They told me I didn't belong here.
281
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,699
They said that?
282
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,033
They're right though.
283
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:37,329
I don't belong here.
284
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,498
I'll take care of this.
285
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,166
-Follow me!
-Huh?
286
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:12,823
-Wukong, what are you doing?
-Don't worry. I'll put it back.
287
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,118
Depending on how well it works.
288
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,053
Alright. Get off.
289
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,807
Hello, everybody!
290
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,603
I'd like to say something to my wife.
291
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,900
I never loved you!
292
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,653
I'm in love with your sister.
293
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,241
What?
294
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:59,453
Thank you all! Enjoy the show!
295
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,122
Okay. You're up.
296
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,124
What do you want me to do out there?
297
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,211
What do I want you to do?
What you should've done a long time ago.
298
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:11,256
I want you to show them who you are.
299
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,759
It's showtime.
300
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,260
What is this?
301
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,387
This is Jingu Bang. The Iron Staff!
302
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:20,182
You are the next Great Sage.
303
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,392
Go. Go!
304
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,736
How does he have Jingu Bang too?
305
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,331
If you look inside
306
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:48,418
-There's a special guy
-Who the hell is that?
307
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:53,298
He's very strong
308
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:57,302
He's full of good ideas
309
00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:01,932
I'm a shining star
310
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,144
I'm Bull Demon…
311
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,690
Great! Thanks!
312
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:12,151
Get off.
313
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,027
Who's ready for the big finale?
314
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,155
I know you've all been waiting for it!
315
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,158
The Celestial Achievement Award
of Eternity!
316
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,620
And now, Gods and Goddesses,
317
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:26,748
Are! You! Ready!
318
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,543
Are you ready?
319
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,295
Let's welcome…
320
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,505
Great Sage, Ao Guang!
321
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,552
Ah.
322
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:40,387
Hi-yah.
323
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,515
What happened to Jingu Bang?
324
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,144
Thank you, sweetie.
I'll take it from here.
325
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:50,689
Round of applause for Queen Mother!
326
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,361
Don't worry, handsome.
I'll get to you in a second.
327
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,783
Wonderful party tonight, huh?
328
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,453
I know what you're thinking.
329
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:08,624
"Why is there a monkey on stage?"
330
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,003
And you're right. I shouldn't be here.
331
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:17,341
My friend, Bull Demon, brought me.
332
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,552
He was very excited to meet you all.
333
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:25,474
Personally, I wasn't so sure.
334
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,101
To be honest,
335
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,687
I'm pretty disappointed.
336
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:35,400
Don't get me wrong.
The party's great.
337
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:40,739
But it's also a big lie.
338
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:44,368
Just a bunch of phonies
giving each other awards.
339
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:48,413
And the biggest award of all?
This beauty right here.
340
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:51,208
10,000 years of growing,
341
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,502
just to please one nasty old fish.
342
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,507
Oh, come on!
343
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,676
We all know he's a fish.
344
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,887
He doesn't even look like a dragon!
345
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,558
Listen, I like fish.
346
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:13,522
But this guy is nothing special.
347
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:20,404
In fact, the truth is none of you are.
348
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:24,408
That's why you tell people like us
we don't belong.
349
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:27,619
To make yourselves feel special!
350
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:31,248
But tonight that ends.
351
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:34,126
Tonight we tear it all down!
352
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,182
Nice, right?
353
00:21:54,104 --> 00:22:00,694
I've waited 10,000 years for that.
354
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,529
What?
355
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,656
Finally,
356
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:11,038
someone is speaking the truth.
357
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,581
You're joking, right?
358
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:16,126
I'm serious.
359
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,879
In fact, to prove how serious I am,
360
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:22,716
I just might make you the next Great Sage!
361
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,472
Now I know you're joking.
362
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:32,976
The truth is I hate this place.
363
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,103
And so do you.
364
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,273
Which makes you the perfect person
365
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:41,735
to succeed me.
366
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:44,154
What if I don't want the job?
367
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:45,947
Exactly!
368
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,867
-You see what I'm saying?
-No.
369
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,913
What's your name, Monkey?
370
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:55,665
Don't call me Monkey. It's Sun Wukong!
371
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,460
Oh, sensitive.
372
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,337
It's okay. It's okay.
373
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,006
Once you're Great Sage,
374
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:06,176
they'll call you whatever you want!
375
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:08,470
Introducing Sun Wukong!
376
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,931
Ladies and Gentlemen!
377
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,975
It's my pleasure to present to you
378
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,353
the next Great Sage.
379
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:17,979
Equal to Heaven!
380
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,732
Great Sage Equal to Heaven!
381
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:21,775
Sun Wukong!
382
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,590
Quite a night.
383
00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:47,676
Yeah.
384
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:50,220
Where's your friend?
385
00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:53,432
I lost him.
386
00:23:55,976 --> 00:24:01,815
You should come by Flame Mountain.
387
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:03,859
I'll show you around.
388
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:09,656
Maybe I'll do that someday.
389
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:13,535
-Iron Fan, let's go.
-Oh?
390
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:16,496
I want noodles.
391
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,708
See you around.
392
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:28,258
There's my guy. Where have you been?
393
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,844
Waiting for you. For a while.
394
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:36,016
Can you believe this night?
395
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,143
Not really.
396
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:45,025
I was unsure at first,
but then I realized,
397
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,487
we did it.
398
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:52,449
-What are you talking about?
-I got in.
399
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:58,038
And now that I'm in, I can get you in.
400
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:00,290
I don't think that's how it works.
401
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:03,502
Sure, it is! I'm Great Sage.
402
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,378
I can do anything I want.
403
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,215
How do you not get this?
404
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:14,679
You know,
I wasn't going to bring you tonight.
405
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,433
Because you always embarrass me.
406
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:25,190
But I brought you anyway.
Because you're my best friend.
407
00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,860
I don't embarrass you.
408
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:33,532
I push you. Because I believe in you.
409
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:38,036
No, you push me
because you want me to be like you.
410
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,121
Because you're scared.
411
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,457
And I want you to be confident. Like me.
412
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:48,129
Confident?
You're the most insecure person I know.
413
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,674
Maybe you're just jealous.
414
00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:52,467
Maybe you're just selfish.
415
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:56,429
If you had listened to me--
416
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:57,722
I did listen to you!
417
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,099
It didn't work.
418
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:00,392
And I looked like a fool.
419
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:03,061
I should've just been myself!
420
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,854
Yourself?
421
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:07,440
They didn't even want to let us in!
422
00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,776
They didn't want to let you in.
423
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:15,156
Oh, yeah? Then who got us in?
Who got you to Ao Guang?
424
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,368
But you couldn't seal the deal!
425
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:23,039
They don't give awards to the nice guy.
426
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,625
If you want something, you just take it!
427
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:26,960
I see that now.
428
00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:31,381
You want to know the truth?
429
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:36,428
You don't have what it takes
to be Great Sage!
430
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,365
You asked me before
431
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:01,870
if I know who I am.
432
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,373
Maybe I don't.
433
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,792
But I know who I'm not.
434
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,003
I'm not you.
435
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:12,213
And I never want to be you!
436
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:42,952
Wait.
437
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,207
You should go back.
438
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:57,258
Really? Are you sure?
439
00:27:57,342 --> 00:28:01,221
You have your own path.
440
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,391
And you should follow it.
441
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:10,397
There's someone
who might be able to help you.
442
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,607
But please, son. Be careful.
443
00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:15,026
Thank you, dad!
444
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:32,502
Jin! Jin! Hi.
445
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:35,880
Wei-Chen?
446
00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:39,175
-Where have you been?
-Sorry. My father took me home.
447
00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:43,012
Okay. I-- I was worried about you, dude.
448
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,097
It's okay. I'm okay.
449
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:47,267
I just only missed one day and I'm back.
I got a new plan.
450
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:51,062
No. You didn't miss one day,
you've been gone for a month.
451
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,023
-What?
-Jin!
452
00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:56,192
Let's go! Get on the bus.
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