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[cat purrs, meows]
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[fast, lively flamenco music playing]
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[screams]
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[giggles]
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- [Puss yowling]
- El Gato!
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[yowls]
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- [swords clanging]
- [thieves growling]
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[Puss grunting]
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Villains. You think you can beat
Puss in Boots?
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[grunting]
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Honestly? Not really... [shouts]
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I would've run away already
but I'm afraid you'll stab me in the butt.
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[chuckles, grunts]
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[all screaming]
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Now, let us see what they have.
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Oh.
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What is this?
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A storybook about me?
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This can only be a wonderful thing
and in no way menacing.
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[Puss shouts]
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[grunting]
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Okay, maybe a little menacing.
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[male voice] Once upon a time,
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a cat was trapped in a book.
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Hello?
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Where are you?
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I am everywhere. [voice echoes]
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You may call me...
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the Storyteller.
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Did you say I'm trapped in a book?
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Yes. And in this book,
I control everything.
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Almost.
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For I am compelled by eldritch forces
beyond my ken
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to offer some choices to you.
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Choices that affect your destiny.
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I am not following you.
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[Storyteller sighs]
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It means that sometimes I'm going
to let you choose what will happen.
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Ah.
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And now your first choice.
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Choose now:
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Will you fight a god,
or would that be rather odd?
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If so, perhaps you'd rather be
in pitched battle with a tree?
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Huh?
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Are you kidding?
Why would I choose to fight a god?
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You choose to fight a god? So be it.
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What?! Who are you, Storyteller?
I must know.
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- I must know your true identity.
- I'll never tell.
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Wait, I have to fight a god?
What if I do not want to?
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[grunting]
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You have no choice.
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[grunts] Huh?
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[thudding]
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But, Taranis, we are friends!
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Taranis will not listen
to your lying talk-words.
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We fight now, little fox.
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Fox? I am clearly a cat.
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Taranis apologizes.
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[grunting]
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Ha. [gasps]
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[Puss grunting]
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I have your magic wheel.
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Whoa. [grunts]
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Oh, no. Without it, I am powerless.
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[Puss grunting]
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I know.
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[purring]
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[screaming]
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Ow! [grunting]
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Curse you, cat-fox.
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[whirring]
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[Puss grunting]
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Curse you! [echoing]
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I am calling that a victory.
I cannot be beaten.
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Oh, no? You will see, Puss in Boots,
that you are at the mercy of my whims.
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And the only way to escape from this book
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in which you've found yourself
so disastrously trapped...
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- Yes?
- Is...
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Yes?
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To get to...
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the end!
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The end?
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The end.
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I accept your challenge, Storyteller.
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[Storyteller] So, Puss in Boots,will you with a giant talk,
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or will you now be Goldilocks?
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How can I possibly
make such a difficult decision?
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I do not want to wear that wig.
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But that giant, he looks somehow familiar.
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I'm going to say this very clearly.
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- I choose the giant.
- Your choice is made.
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[Puss sighs]
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- [Toby] Fee, fi, fo, fum!
- [rumbling]
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I smell a cat and I want some gum.
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Toby, why are you a giant?
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Who is this Toby?
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I am a fearsome giant.
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I have stepped on so many people.
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Not always on purpose.
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Sometimes it's just, like, "oops,"
and they go "squish"!
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Anyway, I want gum!
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[grunts] Fiendish.
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This Storyteller uses my own friends
to populate his diabolical world.
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Apparently, he's too lazy
to come up with new characters.
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[Storyteller]
It's not laziness, it's recycling.
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I said I want gum! [echoing]
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[Puss grunting]
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I am afraid I have no gum, but there
may be a peppery-mint in here somewhere.
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But I must warn you,
things stored in my hat
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tend not to remain
at the peak of freshness for...
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[grunts]
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[strained] Perhaps the other choice
would have been better.
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Can we go back?
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[Storyteller]
Yes. I grant you a Goldilocks do-over.
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Thank you.
But this does not mean we are friends.
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Understood.
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Hmm.
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Ah-ha!
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This is the story of
Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
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I have but to go through the events
of this story and I will reach the end.
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Easy-peasy, ham and cheesy.
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[groans]
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Too hot.
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[shudders] Too cold.
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Ah. Just right.
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Too tall.
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Too wide.
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Just right.
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[grunting]
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Oh, no, it broke.
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[grunting]
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Too hard.
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Too soft.
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Just right.
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Then I go to sleep in this bed
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and await the arrival
of the adorable family of bears:
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Papa Bear, Mama Bear and Baby Bear.
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Nothing could be more simpler.
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[door opens]
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[growling]
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- [shouts]
- [Storyteller] Hold it!
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You have another choice to make.
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Should these bears be friends or foes?
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Make your choice and let me know.
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[Puss] This seems like a trick question.
Friends...
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Did you say "foes"?
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I said "friends."
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I know. Just kidding.
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Your choice is made.
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Well, hello, there!
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We've got company!
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Is that a friend for me to play with?
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Howdy there, amigo. [laughs]
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Samuel T. Bearinger.
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- My wife, Gladys. She's a peach.
- Who's my cuddle bunny?
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[exclaiming excitedly]
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- Oh, you simply must play with Sam Junior.
- [groans]
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Hello, friend for me to play with.
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We gonna play horsey rides.
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Do not make me the horsey.
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You the horsey!
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[Puss grunting]
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- Horsey ride!
- So, how was traffic?
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Oh, not bad.
I picked up those acorns you wanted.
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That's nice.
You know, Madeleine stopped by today.
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Is her hip better?
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Why are you so interested in Madeleine?
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Nothing.
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[Puss screaming, grunts]
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[groans]
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[yowls]
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Ah.
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Kitty don't wanna play no more?
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[Storyteller] I think I'd alsolike to see the angry bears.
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[Puss] What?
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[roaring]
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[Puss shouts, grunts]
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- [roaring]
- [yowls]
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[Puss grunting]
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[roars]
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Oh, my...
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[flamenco music playing]
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[bears] Mmm?
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[Puss groaning]
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Ah-ha!
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[Puss yowls]
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Huh?
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Ha-ha! [gasps]
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[growling]
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[Storyteller] You know, I think I'd alsolike to see an interpretive dance.
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[Puss] What?
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[slow classical music playing]
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[Puss] What is this? What are we doing?
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I am not even in this.
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I kinda like that.
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[Storyteller]
Obviously I am just messing with you.
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I'm sorry, was that not clear?
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[Puss] Ugh.
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Fine. I will watch
their ridiculous dancings.
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But this must be just as painful
for you as it is for me.
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[Storyteller] Ugh, you're right.I didn't think this through.
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[Puss] Oh.
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This part is actually pretty good.
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I like that.
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Well, surely that is it.
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You'll let me go now. Yes?
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[Storyteller] What? No.This is a book of stories, plural.
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You have to get to the end
of all the stories to get out.
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
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Who are you, villain? I must know.
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You will never find out.
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I will. And I will escape from your book.
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This I swear!
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[Storyteller chuckles]
Yes, we'll see about that.
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Uh-huh. Here comes another story now.
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And whatever you choose,
this one won't be so easy.
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Two tales you must choose between:
Pirate Cat or Evil Queen.
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Ooh. Pirate stuff. It is just the best!
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There is no way
I am going to choose the Evil Queen.
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I heard you say "choose the Evil Queen."
So be it.
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No! I did not.
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Your choice is made.
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[sighs]
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The prince!
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The prince is here to awaken Snow White.
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Uh...
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I see. I am the prince.
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Thank you. Hmm...
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You are less tall than usual.
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Are you dwarves?
Should there not be seven?
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Don't believe everything you hear
in the lame-stream media, man.
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I know this story.
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I kiss Snow White, she awakens
and we are married. The end.
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[yowls, grunts]
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No, no, no.
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She despises me. I will not kiss her.
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Not even to escape this vile book.
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So you condemn her to eternal slumber?
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What a big meanie.
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[all shouting] Meanie! Big meanie!
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I am not going to kiss her.
No way, no how.
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[Storyteller] We'll see about that.
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It's choice time.
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Harken now, your choice is this:
Evil Queen or awkward kiss?
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Even though Señora Zapata despises me,
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I cannot leave her trapped in that coffin.
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I must kiss her and set her free.
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Your choice is made.
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Let us do this!
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[Puss grumbling]
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Fine.
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[grunts]
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I will do the kissing.
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But that does not mean
we are getting married.
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[groans]
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[heart beating rapidly]
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- [Puss yowls]
- My hero!
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We are getting married! [grunts]
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- [Puss] Whoa!
- [giggling]
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Oh, darn.
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[bell tolling]
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[Storyteller] And so, with that,madame and cat were well and truly wed.
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They named their children
Marla, Milton, Blanca, Frank and Ted.
264
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,494
[farts]
265
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:11,958
A house of stone they called their own,
and there they laid their heads.
266
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:19,090
And here they'll stay for all their days
together till they're dead.
267
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,383
[Puss] Wait, what?
268
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:25,221
That's right, Puss in Boots.
You will remain with her for all eternity.
269
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,432
[Storyteller laughing]
270
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,893
Maybe, we could go back
and try the other choice?
271
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,937
Pretty please?
272
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,814
I will take pity on you, Puss in Boots.
273
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,316
[grunting]
274
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:42,113
Kissing Señora Zapata
was a disaster of epic proportions.
275
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,322
I will find the Evil Queen
276
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,867
who cursed Snow White
and make her reverse the curse.
277
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:47,952
[chuckles]
278
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,288
Reverse the curse. Reverse the curse.
This is fun to say.
279
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,541
But, wait.
How will I find this Evil Queen?
280
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,753
[Storyteller]
Uh, leave that to me. [clears throat]
281
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,630
And so, after months of searching...
282
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:00,840
Ah, a shortcut.
283
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:04,135
Prince Puss found the Evil Queen.
284
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,220
[screams, grunts]
285
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:11,601
[The Duchess] I'm just saying maybe
we could occasionally have a conversation
286
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,853
about something
other than who's the fairest.
287
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:19,150
Like, I don't know, art, music?
288
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,233
Silence!
289
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,276
[gasps]
290
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,279
Dulcinea is evil?
291
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,782
You have gone too far, Storyteller.
292
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:31,496
Magic mirror over there,
who's the fairest of the fair?
293
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,665
Ugh! So we're doing
this routine again, are we?
294
00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:38,920
Yes, we are.
Because I am vain as well as evil!
295
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,797
I know, I know.
296
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:45,009
[Dulcinea] I'm so evil. Like, really evil.
297
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,179
I'm so evil I don't even have my book.
298
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,515
Yes, whatever, fine.
299
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,143
Of course you're the fairest of the fair.
You're always...
300
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,772
Ay, chihuahua. Mama like.
301
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:58,689
What?
302
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,234
[The Duchess]
Fairest art thou not, forsooth.
303
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,153
Not pretty as that cat in boots.
304
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,781
We say "handsome."
305
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,117
[giggling]
306
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:11,701
[Dulcinea growls]
307
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,705
You must be destroyed!
308
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,417
[grunting, panting]
309
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,459
[screaming]
310
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,176
I do not want to hurt you. [grunts]
311
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,053
You're not going to.
312
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:33,558
Demon wing and hangman's tree,
let there now a dragon be.
313
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,520
No matter how bad a day is,
it can always get worse.
314
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,647
[groans]
315
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,406
- [roaring]
- [grunts]
316
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,157
[gasping]
317
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,829
Aw, is the pretty kitty in trouble?
318
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:55,997
Handsome!
319
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,625
[growling]
320
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,839
You're pathetic!
321
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,925
You should just go live in a barn
and catch mice.
322
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,219
How did you know my retirement plans?
323
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,851
[growling]
324
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:21,772
You are nothing but a sad little kitten
with an adorable accent and tacky boots.
325
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:26,152
No one speaks ill of my boots!
326
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,947
[grunting, shouts]
327
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,866
No!
328
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:32,950
[gasps]
329
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,034
No!
330
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,540
You!
331
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,793
What have you done?
332
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,922
That mirror was the source
of all my power.
333
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:52,845
It's not right. You're fairer than me
so you have to die!
334
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:56,015
Pay no attention to the words
of the magic mirror, Dulcinea.
335
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:59,393
You, my dear,
are the fairest I have ever seen.
336
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,771
Aww.
337
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,524
[Storyteller] What a lovely moment.
338
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,943
[sighs] This guy. Am I right?
339
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,195
Tell me about it. Who is he, anyway?
340
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,782
I do not know. But I will find out.
This I swear!
341
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,159
Not likely, me bucko.
342
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:18,412
And now, I think it's time
to give you a choice.
343
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:24,001
Will you kiss the Evil Queen,
or would a handshake be more keen?
344
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,381
Well, the handshake
would be more gentlemanly. Uh...
345
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,509
But, no. A kiss.
A kiss would make a better story.
346
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,592
Very well.
347
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,847
Before we do this,
there are some things you should know.
348
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:37,931
Yes?
349
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,934
Yes. [chuckles] Eh...
350
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,603
First, I ate some blue cheese
earlier today,
351
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,480
so I apologize for my breath.
352
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,358
Second, I am real and you are not.
353
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,986
What makes you think you're real?
354
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:56,450
I think I am real, therefore I am real.
355
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,286
I... think?
356
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,372
Stop wasting those lips on words.
357
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,173
[instrumental music playing]
358
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:19,223
♪ There's a cat
So much in love that ♪
359
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:23,936
- ♪ A rainbow tickles his toes ♪- [both cheering]
360
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:27,106
- ♪ A lucky kitten ♪
- [both laughing]
361
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,483
♪ Solidly smitten ♪
362
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,613
♪ Flying and sighing ♪
363
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,948
♪ He goes ♪
364
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:40,745
- ♪ La, la, la, la-la-la ♪
- [sighs]
365
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,582
- ♪ La-la-la ♪
- [chuckles]
366
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,878
This must be the end of the tale, no?
I mean, we had a romantic kiss,
367
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,297
and you cannot get
any more ending-y than that.
368
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,716
[Storyteller]
No, of course this isn't the end.
369
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,760
- What?
- [Storyteller laughing]
370
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:56,843
"The end."
371
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,306
Why am I laughing? This isn't funny.
372
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,975
That was only the end of this story.
373
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:07,438
There will be another and another
and another, forever!
374
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,521
[growls]
375
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,068
[sputters, coughs]
376
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,029
[bleating]
377
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:18,407
No! No Little Bo Peep.
I have had enough of you, Storyteller.
378
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,826
Whoever you are, I am going to get you!
379
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,079
[Storyteller laughing]
380
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:28,459
Oh! Oh, no. Oh, no. I hope you don't hit
my disembodied voice with your stick.
381
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,504
Show yourself. [grunts] I demand it!
382
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,922
Whoa! [groans]
383
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,884
[grunting, shouts]
384
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:39,969
What?
385
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:46,352
[Storyteller]
Oh, uh... Don't bother looking in there.
386
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,187
It's nothing. You...
387
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,606
Wait a minute, this is just a painting.
388
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,696
What is this place?
389
00:19:57,154 --> 00:20:00,574
Well, well, so you've found me,
Puss in Boots.
390
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:03,536
And now you know that I am...
391
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,706
Fartholomew Fishflinger!
392
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:07,832
[laughing]
393
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,877
It has been you this whole time?
But you sounded so different.
394
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,339
Mm-hmm. I can sound like anyone.
[giggles]
395
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:19,927
[as Puss] I am a fancy-pants cat
and I think I am better than everyone.
396
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,010
[Puss growls]
397
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,557
[as Dulcinea] I'm a goody-two-shoes
and I don't know my book is dumb.
398
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,559
[giggles, clears throat]
399
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,770
[mimics male voice] Uh, I'm Steve
and I smell like old dumplings.
400
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:30,938
Uh...
401
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:36,068
Okay, if you knew Steve,
that was so totally him. [giggles]
402
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,528
Wait, when we last fought,
403
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,614
you had turned from a mouse
into a disembodied soul.
404
00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:44,702
- Why are you back in mouse form?
- Oh, I'm so glad you asked. [giggles]
405
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,288
It all began months ago.
406
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:51,917
As my soul floated up from San Lorenzo,
407
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,711
I saw before me a...
408
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:54,837
Hey, wait.
409
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,549
Do you really care,
or are you asking out of politeness?
410
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,135
- Politeness. En garde!
- [yells]
411
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,515
[grunting]
412
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:15,149
Oh, you should have stayed in the story.
Think of what fun it would have been.
413
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,567
It was no fun at all.
414
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,612
I was maimed and beaten
in every way imaginable.
415
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,572
Oh, I didn't say fun for you.
416
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,865
[laughing]
417
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,286
[grunting]
418
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,333
[groaning]
419
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:34,751
[laughing]
420
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,004
[Puss] Ah-ha!
421
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:41,091
Just as Dulcinea's power
came from her mirror,
422
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,719
your power comes from your pen.
423
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,429
What? Uh, no, it doesn't.
424
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,682
This story is over!
425
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:49,809
[screaming]
426
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,063
Hmm? Hmm? Uh-oh.
427
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:58,150
No!
428
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,444
[squeaking]
429
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,613
- [Puss grunting]
- [screams]
430
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:07,910
We will meet again, Puss in Boots.
[laughs] You can count on it.
431
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,995
[grunts, growls]
432
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,163
Huh?
433
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,583
[Puss screams]
434
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:21,131
Some stories are best left unread.
435
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,718
[whistles]
436
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,595
Ooh!
437
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,266
The Adventures of Puss in Boots.
Hmm.
438
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,269
Never heard of him,
but this could be interesting.
439
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,563
[screaming]
440
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,362
[fast, lively flamenco music playing]
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