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You're always fucking late, you, aren't you? 2 00:02:37,599 --> 00:02:39,600 - Sorry. - Oh, it's good to see you. 3 00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:40,768 And you. 4 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,019 - Come in. - You look really good. 5 00:02:42,145 --> 00:02:43,938 - Get in! - Is Jamie through there? 6 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:45,898 Yeah, they're in the living room, they're all in there. 7 00:02:46,024 --> 00:02:48,692 - Cathy, your oven's not working. - Don't worry about it, it'll be all right. 8 00:02:48,819 --> 00:02:50,861 All right? 9 00:02:54,950 --> 00:02:56,659 All right? 10 00:02:57,702 --> 00:02:58,993 - How you doing? - Yeah, good. 11 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,454 - I made a bet you'd be on time tonight. - Sorry. 12 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:02,872 - Hiya! - Hiya. 13 00:03:02,998 --> 00:03:04,666 I had a late shift at work. 14 00:03:04,792 --> 00:03:06,709 - Well, you're here now. Beer? - Yeah, cheers. 15 00:03:06,836 --> 00:03:08,753 And something to get you started. 16 00:03:08,879 --> 00:03:11,047 - All right, Russ? - All right, Johnny. How you doing? 17 00:03:11,882 --> 00:03:13,049 This is Damien. 18 00:03:13,175 --> 00:03:14,676 All right, mate? 19 00:03:17,721 --> 00:03:20,598 - Get that down you, warm your cockles. - Cheers. 20 00:03:23,644 --> 00:03:25,520 - There you go. - Thanks, buddy. 21 00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:31,526 Here we are! 22 00:03:31,652 --> 00:03:34,988 There's no poppadoms, I'm sorry, we're out. 23 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:36,322 What have we got? 24 00:03:36,448 --> 00:03:38,533 Here, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie! 25 00:03:40,369 --> 00:03:42,328 Have you got a plate, Johnny? Hold on. 26 00:03:42,454 --> 00:03:44,372 - We haven't got enough plates. - We haven't got enough plates. 27 00:03:44,498 --> 00:03:47,207 - This is doing my head in. - Take these off me. 28 00:03:48,710 --> 00:03:50,252 - Get lost. - It's all right, we'll share. 29 00:03:50,378 --> 00:03:54,214 - Cath, have you got another plate? - Another plate? Have we not got enough? 30 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:55,465 No. 31 00:03:55,592 --> 00:03:57,259 You need one, as well. Get two. 32 00:03:57,385 --> 00:03:59,720 You can eat from the packet, you'll be fine. 33 00:04:01,139 --> 00:04:03,432 - I'll just have a small one. - I'll have any one. 34 00:04:03,558 --> 00:04:06,768 Actually, you should have the small one cos you were late. 35 00:04:06,895 --> 00:04:09,771 All right, this stag do, right, I'm thinking, a few... 36 00:04:09,898 --> 00:04:12,983 couple of beers, go out, you know, sambucas, all that - 37 00:04:13,109 --> 00:04:14,151 - strip club. - Definitely. 38 00:04:14,277 --> 00:04:16,069 No, you're not having a stripper. 39 00:04:16,196 --> 00:04:20,741 - No, no, no, you're not invited. - You're not having a stripper! 40 00:04:20,867 --> 00:04:22,743 You've got to have a stripper. It's traditional, isn't it? 41 00:04:22,869 --> 00:04:24,578 - It is traditional. - Tradition. 42 00:04:24,704 --> 00:04:26,622 It's not traditional, it's foul. 43 00:04:26,748 --> 00:04:28,790 I'm not going to have a stripper. I don't see why you should. 44 00:04:28,917 --> 00:04:32,211 It's not foul. Get a classy one. It's just natural - get a classy one! 45 00:04:32,337 --> 00:04:35,129 Russ, you wouldn't like a stripper, would you? 46 00:04:35,255 --> 00:04:37,798 - I don't know, I don't... - Yeah, he's all right with a stripper, 47 00:04:37,925 --> 00:04:39,550 in't you, eh? 48 00:04:40,594 --> 00:04:41,594 Right? So... 49 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:45,097 Russ starts a little fire, nice and cosy in the middle of the field, 50 00:04:45,224 --> 00:04:47,266 and before you know it these fifth years come along 51 00:04:47,392 --> 00:04:49,310 and they're just adding wood and adding wood, 52 00:04:49,436 --> 00:04:53,314 there's a big line of people just adding wood. The fire is fucking massive. 53 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:56,150 The flames are higher than this house. 54 00:04:56,276 --> 00:04:57,360 Look, I'm not joking! 55 00:04:57,486 --> 00:04:59,403 - And then we are... And then... - It's true. 56 00:04:59,529 --> 00:05:01,948 ...any minute, we're surrounded by police, 57 00:05:02,074 --> 00:05:04,200 the whole perimeter of the entire field 58 00:05:04,326 --> 00:05:07,662 with those million-power candle torches things. 59 00:05:07,788 --> 00:05:11,165 And an Astra burns on, full beam, 60 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:14,835 and we all scarper, you're fucking left there stoned out your mind! 61 00:05:17,965 --> 00:05:19,965 You are coming on Sunday, aren't you? 62 00:05:21,759 --> 00:05:23,260 You're joking? 63 00:05:24,095 --> 00:05:27,055 I don't think I can handle it without you being there. 64 00:05:27,932 --> 00:05:29,849 I can't wait, mate. 65 00:05:29,976 --> 00:05:32,269 I've got Lois the sweetest little present. 66 00:05:32,395 --> 00:05:34,187 - Yeah? - Yeah. 67 00:05:35,064 --> 00:05:39,359 That's nice. Well, of course you have - that's why we made you the godfather. 68 00:05:40,903 --> 00:05:43,697 - It's nice to see you, mate. - Yeah. 69 00:05:43,823 --> 00:05:46,241 You've been keeping a low profile recently. 70 00:05:46,367 --> 00:05:48,576 - Mmm. - Anything to tell? 71 00:05:52,581 --> 00:05:53,999 Er... 72 00:05:54,125 --> 00:05:57,002 Yeah, there's... there's a promotion at work. 73 00:05:57,128 --> 00:05:59,045 - Ah, promotion. - Been doing a few extra shifts. 74 00:05:59,171 --> 00:06:02,132 Come on, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in! 75 00:06:02,258 --> 00:06:03,550 - All right? - All right, mate? 76 00:06:03,676 --> 00:06:05,677 Here, give us that. 77 00:06:06,053 --> 00:06:08,470 Eh? What do you reckon? 78 00:06:08,596 --> 00:06:10,472 You look lovely. 79 00:06:10,598 --> 00:06:13,392 - You look lovely! - No, you look nice. 80 00:06:13,518 --> 00:06:15,644 I look like, er... 81 00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:18,188 - Kavana! - Kavana! 82 00:06:18,315 --> 00:06:20,899 - QC? - You're always such a muppet! 83 00:06:21,026 --> 00:06:23,944 Give us the thing. Where is it? 84 00:06:24,070 --> 00:06:25,946 Got a lighter? Yeah. 85 00:06:26,072 --> 00:06:27,573 I've gotta go, I'm knackered. 86 00:06:27,699 --> 00:06:29,616 Oh, I'm having a really good night, let's keep it going. 87 00:06:29,743 --> 00:06:32,453 Jamie, I've got to work in the morning, and I'm a bit stoned, 88 00:06:32,579 --> 00:06:34,538 - but I'll see you on Sunday. - Yeah, all right, yeah. 89 00:06:34,664 --> 00:06:36,915 It'll be fun. All right? 90 00:06:37,042 --> 00:06:39,460 - Give my love to the little one. - Yeah, OK, mate. 91 00:06:39,586 --> 00:06:42,171 - All right, mate, see ya. - Bye, mate. 92 00:10:39,612 --> 00:10:42,197 - Morning. - All right? 93 00:10:44,492 --> 00:10:47,411 - How you feeling? - Pretty rough. 94 00:10:53,792 --> 00:10:56,002 Gonna give me the coffee? 95 00:10:58,213 --> 00:10:59,922 Thank you! 96 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,634 Ooh! Shit. 97 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,595 It's all right, don't worry about it. 98 00:11:06,597 --> 00:11:08,264 What time do you start work? 99 00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:10,558 Er, 10 o'clock. 100 00:11:11,226 --> 00:11:13,853 - Got a bit of time, then. - Mmm. 101 00:11:13,979 --> 00:11:15,980 Get back into bed. 102 00:11:20,736 --> 00:11:23,571 You were pretty wasted last night. 103 00:11:24,698 --> 00:11:26,824 - Sorry. - Don't have to apologise. 104 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:28,743 Was I a dick? 105 00:11:30,162 --> 00:11:32,163 I had to save you from the Hobbit. 106 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:38,001 Don't be nasty. He was all right. 107 00:11:39,462 --> 00:11:41,463 Bit camp. 108 00:11:41,589 --> 00:11:43,256 Nice smile though. 109 00:11:43,841 --> 00:11:46,760 Is that what you go for, a nice smile? 110 00:11:46,886 --> 00:11:48,303 No. 111 00:11:49,972 --> 00:11:51,848 Just little people. 112 00:11:58,648 --> 00:12:00,106 What? 113 00:12:01,525 --> 00:12:03,985 - Have I got morning breath? - No, quite the contrary. 114 00:12:04,111 --> 00:12:06,196 - Have you brushed your teeth? - No. 115 00:12:06,322 --> 00:12:08,698 - I can smell toothpaste. - So? 116 00:12:08,824 --> 00:12:14,120 Now you've broken an unwritten rule, because now you smell all minty fresh 117 00:12:14,246 --> 00:12:16,665 and I smell of cock and bum! 118 00:12:32,597 --> 00:12:34,598 So, did you like the club? 119 00:12:39,145 --> 00:12:42,398 Did you like the club? 120 00:12:42,524 --> 00:12:44,358 Not really, no! 121 00:12:44,484 --> 00:12:45,818 I hated it. 122 00:12:45,944 --> 00:12:47,820 Right, you ready, then? 123 00:12:48,446 --> 00:12:49,822 For what? 124 00:12:49,948 --> 00:12:52,324 You can't get out of it now, you promised me, 125 00:12:52,450 --> 00:12:55,911 - and I've come for my pound of flesh. - I thought you were joking. 126 00:12:56,037 --> 00:12:59,039 Course not. Do you think I would have slept with you otherwise? 127 00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:05,045 - Well, I'm not doing it. - Oh, yeah, you are! 128 00:13:06,423 --> 00:13:08,090 What kind of stuff is it you want me to say? 129 00:13:08,216 --> 00:13:09,966 Er, anything you like. 130 00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:12,218 Just talk about last night, you know, what happened, 131 00:13:12,344 --> 00:13:14,846 what you wanted to happen. It's up to you, really. 132 00:13:14,972 --> 00:13:17,056 - Why? - Just because. 133 00:13:17,182 --> 00:13:19,809 - It's for an art project? - Yeah. 134 00:13:19,935 --> 00:13:23,020 And you're just gonna lie there and record me speaking. 135 00:13:23,147 --> 00:13:24,147 Exactly. 136 00:13:24,273 --> 00:13:26,482 And people are going to listen to it. 137 00:13:26,608 --> 00:13:28,568 If you make the grade, yeah. 138 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,239 Oh, come on. Erm... 139 00:13:35,284 --> 00:13:37,744 I... I don't know. I can hardly remember anything. 140 00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:41,289 Just start from the beginning when you first saw me. 141 00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:45,460 - I don't know, I just saw you. - Oh, come on, stop stalling. Just talk. 142 00:13:46,253 --> 00:13:47,712 All right. 143 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:51,924 OK. Erm... 144 00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:54,677 I saw you in the club 145 00:13:54,803 --> 00:13:57,137 and I thought you were... 146 00:13:57,263 --> 00:14:00,474 I thought you were out of my league or whatever. 147 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,268 - Erm, I liked your T-shirt a lot. - What league are you in? 148 00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:05,854 I don't know. Erm... 149 00:14:07,690 --> 00:14:09,274 third division? 150 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,234 I don't think you believe that for a moment. 151 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,111 Then you, erm... 152 00:14:13,237 --> 00:14:17,324 followed me into the toilets and tried to eye me up at the urinal - hot. 153 00:14:18,451 --> 00:14:20,911 Well, you left. 154 00:14:21,037 --> 00:14:23,163 - And then I left. - Why? 155 00:14:23,289 --> 00:14:25,207 There was someone else I wanted, but by the time I found him 156 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,917 he was with someone else, so... 157 00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:29,044 So I was your second choice? 158 00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:32,214 Why does that matter? 159 00:14:33,466 --> 00:14:36,218 This is a stupid fucking conversation. 160 00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:37,469 Did you hear that? 161 00:14:37,595 --> 00:14:39,596 - Queer? - No. 162 00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:46,685 Oh, look! 163 00:14:46,812 --> 00:14:47,937 - Queer! - Glen... 164 00:14:48,063 --> 00:14:50,397 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 165 00:14:51,566 --> 00:14:53,442 - Glen. Please just close the fucking window. - Leave him alone! 166 00:14:53,568 --> 00:14:55,444 - Fuck off! - What did you say? 167 00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:57,738 - Fuck off! - I swear to God, if you don't quit, 168 00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:01,534 I'm gonna come down there and fucking rape your holes, do you hear me? 169 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:12,127 - Ooh, it's cold out there. - Sorry, what... what was that? 170 00:15:12,254 --> 00:15:13,796 That was fun. 171 00:15:13,922 --> 00:15:17,258 They're gonna fucking chuck bricks through my windows. 172 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,510 You live 14 flights up. 173 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,015 "I'm going to rape your holes"? 174 00:15:26,351 --> 00:15:29,979 Fucking hell. 175 00:15:31,856 --> 00:15:33,481 Who says that? Who... 176 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:43,366 And, erm... Yeah, we came back here, didn't we, obviously. 177 00:15:43,492 --> 00:15:46,911 And, er, I offered you a drink, I think, 178 00:15:47,037 --> 00:15:48,997 although I can't really remember. 179 00:15:49,123 --> 00:15:51,249 Erm... 180 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:54,168 And then you kissed me in the hallway, in my hallway. 181 00:15:54,295 --> 00:15:56,504 - And I groped you. - Did you? 182 00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:58,631 And you groped me. 183 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,552 And I was happy to feel you had a big dick 184 00:16:02,678 --> 00:16:06,180 and it was throbbing in your trousers, 185 00:16:06,307 --> 00:16:09,392 which was surprising because you were so drunk. 186 00:16:09,518 --> 00:16:12,896 And then we went into the bedroom. 187 00:16:13,022 --> 00:16:16,024 Can you remember what you wanted to happen? 188 00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:18,025 Mmm, nope. 189 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,152 What about when I took your top off? 190 00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:22,070 Nope. 191 00:16:22,196 --> 00:16:24,323 I wanted to lick your pits. 192 00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:26,533 I've got a thing about pits. 193 00:16:26,659 --> 00:16:28,285 - Come on, lift up. - No. 194 00:16:28,411 --> 00:16:30,287 - Let me have a see. - No. 195 00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:31,496 Come on. 196 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:32,623 - No! - Why not? 197 00:16:32,749 --> 00:16:33,999 - Cos it's weird. - It's not weird. 198 00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:35,876 - Yes, it is, it's weird. - Let me have a look. 199 00:16:36,002 --> 00:16:37,336 No. 200 00:16:37,462 --> 00:16:39,421 You're pathetic. 201 00:16:39,547 --> 00:16:40,923 Stingy bitch, open up. 202 00:16:41,049 --> 00:16:42,049 All right. 203 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,177 I'll show you, OK? But don't touch my pits. 204 00:16:45,303 --> 00:16:47,387 God, what is this, a museum? 205 00:16:47,513 --> 00:16:48,722 Open! 206 00:16:48,848 --> 00:16:50,349 OK. 207 00:16:51,601 --> 00:16:54,311 See? Very nice. Good amount of hair. 208 00:16:55,355 --> 00:16:59,274 And then, er, you started to jack me off. 209 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:02,027 - No, I didn't. - Yeah, you did. 210 00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:05,071 - Nope. I didn't. - I thought you were too drunk to remember. 211 00:17:05,197 --> 00:17:08,282 We were in the hallway and we were kissing, 212 00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:10,701 and like you said, you took my shirt off. 213 00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:12,328 Erm... 214 00:17:13,622 --> 00:17:17,333 I remember that because I was really sweaty 215 00:17:17,459 --> 00:17:19,502 and I was worried that I was going to be all smelly. 216 00:17:19,628 --> 00:17:21,629 - You were fine. - Good. Thank you. 217 00:17:21,755 --> 00:17:23,798 - Then what? - Erm... 218 00:17:23,924 --> 00:17:27,343 OK, then you started kissing my ears and then you kissed my neck 219 00:17:27,469 --> 00:17:29,470 and then you kissed my... 220 00:17:31,264 --> 00:17:34,058 then you kissed my hand, which was... 221 00:17:35,143 --> 00:17:36,310 Yeah. 222 00:17:41,984 --> 00:17:43,901 Did you wish my cock was bigger? 223 00:17:44,611 --> 00:17:45,695 No. 224 00:17:46,488 --> 00:17:48,364 Have you had many cut cocks? 225 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:50,116 Why do you ask that? 226 00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:52,450 I couldn't work out if you were... 227 00:17:52,576 --> 00:17:55,286 pretending to be the type of boy who didn't suck many cocks 228 00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:58,790 or you... you actually were that type of boy. 229 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,043 And this is what you were thinking about, is it, when we were having sex? 230 00:18:02,169 --> 00:18:04,587 What about when I was playing with your arsehole? 231 00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:07,465 - Why do you ask these things? - Too hard, too soft? 232 00:18:07,591 --> 00:18:09,134 It was fine. 233 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,719 Erm... 234 00:18:12,596 --> 00:18:15,056 - It was too hard, maybe. - So why didn't you say anything? 235 00:18:15,182 --> 00:18:17,517 And you didn't want me to fuck you. 236 00:18:17,643 --> 00:18:19,269 No, I didn't. 237 00:18:19,395 --> 00:18:20,895 Why? 238 00:18:22,314 --> 00:18:24,441 - Just because. - You're not into the... 239 00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:26,192 It's not that, it's just... 240 00:18:26,318 --> 00:18:30,488 Would it have made you feel too gay? 241 00:18:33,951 --> 00:18:36,828 In fact, are you actually out? 242 00:18:36,954 --> 00:18:39,163 - Yes. - Are you sure about that? 243 00:18:46,588 --> 00:18:50,466 I just thought that we were having a really nice time 244 00:18:50,592 --> 00:18:54,553 and it was lovely, it was more than enough for me, 245 00:18:54,679 --> 00:18:58,974 so, erm, sorry, Glen, if I don't make your grade. 246 00:19:16,701 --> 00:19:19,578 - How do you save it? - Er... 247 00:19:19,704 --> 00:19:21,705 You've done it, that's fine. 248 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,584 So, then. 249 00:19:29,421 --> 00:19:31,339 Did you have a good time last night? 250 00:19:31,465 --> 00:19:33,299 Last night was sweet, yeah. 251 00:19:33,425 --> 00:19:37,762 Well, it was a delight to meet you. And you really do have a lovely home. 252 00:19:37,888 --> 00:19:39,305 Thank you. 253 00:19:46,939 --> 00:19:48,731 See you soon. 254 00:20:07,209 --> 00:20:09,001 Queer! 255 00:20:21,639 --> 00:20:23,932 Fuck it. 256 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:26,010 Ain't looking like a big boy now though, cos that bitch ain't even clean downstairs, 257 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,221 I don't want to tell you the destruction that was going on down there. 258 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:31,349 - Really? - It weren't clean! 259 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,393 Anyhow, I'm thinking, "What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?" 260 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:37,397 I'm like, "All right, I'm not gonna get hard, fuck it, I'll use the finger." 261 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:41,233 Turn the lights off, and start thinking of something nice while I finger her, 262 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:44,152 get fucking squelching it down, I might be able to get hard later. 263 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:47,030 Got two fingers, like the scissor thing, 264 00:22:47,156 --> 00:22:48,657 three fingers, four fingers, 265 00:22:48,783 --> 00:22:50,534 got my fucking whole hand in like that. 266 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:53,412 Fucking jab her and that. Aargh, get in there, you bastard! 267 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:56,540 - Anyway, I didn't fucking shag her. - I was gonna say, what the fuck, like? 268 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,917 Fuckin' hell, he's on his phone, isn't he? 269 00:22:59,043 --> 00:23:02,504 Who are you fucking talking to? You get lucky as well, did you, son? 270 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:06,883 - No, no. - No? Ah, he's a fucking shy one, isn't he? 271 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,176 Don't worry, it weren't Becky. 272 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,178 It weren't Becky. You can fucking have her, mate. 273 00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:13,140 Bring your rubber gloves next time and we'll fucking go twos up, eh? 274 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:16,310 - Do the David Seaman on her. - Shut up! 275 00:23:38,582 --> 00:23:40,124 Afternoon. 276 00:23:43,086 --> 00:23:45,171 There you go, you might need it. 277 00:23:46,882 --> 00:23:48,883 - Cheers. - That's all right. 278 00:23:50,719 --> 00:23:52,720 Chin-chin. 279 00:24:12,156 --> 00:24:13,948 What a beauty. 280 00:24:14,575 --> 00:24:15,867 Thank you. 281 00:24:15,993 --> 00:24:20,455 I got it in a charity shop for, like, 30 quid, it was a bargain. 282 00:24:23,709 --> 00:24:25,627 So, do you enjoy your job? 283 00:24:26,379 --> 00:24:28,088 Yeah, it's all right. 284 00:24:28,839 --> 00:24:31,966 There's nothing wrong with being a lifeguard, you know. 285 00:24:32,093 --> 00:24:34,302 I didn't say there was. 286 00:24:34,428 --> 00:24:36,096 I'm just saying. 287 00:24:36,889 --> 00:24:39,808 I was in the swimming team with one of my schools, so... 288 00:24:43,646 --> 00:24:46,106 - You ever save anyone's life? - Yeah. 289 00:24:46,232 --> 00:24:47,565 Really? 290 00:24:47,691 --> 00:24:49,359 Yeah. 291 00:24:49,485 --> 00:24:52,862 What's funny about that? I've saved loads of people's lives. 292 00:24:52,988 --> 00:24:57,032 Old people mainly, but I've been a lifeguard for years, so it's... 293 00:24:58,493 --> 00:25:00,494 Someone drowned once. 294 00:25:01,204 --> 00:25:03,288 - I was off duty though, so... - Oh, shame. 295 00:25:03,415 --> 00:25:04,665 Yeah, I know. 296 00:25:14,634 --> 00:25:16,301 Fuck me! 297 00:25:16,428 --> 00:25:18,011 You all right? 298 00:25:21,141 --> 00:25:23,142 You need to stop smoking, mate. 299 00:25:23,268 --> 00:25:25,269 It's all right, I'll get you a free day pass. 300 00:25:27,105 --> 00:25:29,440 This is a nice place you've brought me to. 301 00:25:30,567 --> 00:25:32,651 So what do you do now? I can't really remember, sorry. 302 00:25:32,777 --> 00:25:35,821 - I work in the gallery in town. - That's right, I remember. 303 00:25:35,947 --> 00:25:37,197 Have you ever been? 304 00:25:37,323 --> 00:25:39,408 No. That's the ugly one, right? 305 00:25:39,534 --> 00:25:42,076 - Do you like art? - Yeah. 306 00:25:43,036 --> 00:25:44,745 It doesn't matter if you don't. 307 00:25:44,872 --> 00:25:49,375 No, I like art. Just because I haven't been to a gallery doesn't mean I don't. 308 00:25:51,587 --> 00:25:53,796 Have you travelled much? 309 00:25:53,922 --> 00:25:55,715 No, not really. 310 00:25:56,717 --> 00:25:58,843 - Have you ever been to America? - No, I'd like to though. 311 00:25:58,969 --> 00:26:00,720 Listen, want a backie? 312 00:26:02,306 --> 00:26:03,598 No. 313 00:26:05,809 --> 00:26:08,853 You can't be... No, I can't. 314 00:26:08,979 --> 00:26:11,522 - Come on, put your leg over. - Fuck's sake! 315 00:26:11,648 --> 00:26:13,774 I look like a twat! 316 00:26:13,901 --> 00:26:15,818 Oh, Jesus. Ah, fuck! 317 00:26:15,944 --> 00:26:18,779 You on? OK, put your arms around my waist. 318 00:26:18,906 --> 00:26:21,282 Come on, there we go. Do you feel safe? 319 00:26:21,408 --> 00:26:24,160 - No! - Good. 320 00:26:24,286 --> 00:26:27,163 - You ready? - This is a bad idea! 321 00:26:27,289 --> 00:26:30,373 It's a brilliant idea. 322 00:26:35,213 --> 00:26:37,214 Whoo-ooo! 323 00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:39,466 Scream if you want to go faster! 324 00:27:23,134 --> 00:27:25,219 I like all your stuff. 325 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:26,720 Thanks. 326 00:27:27,556 --> 00:27:29,640 Looks like you raided a charity shop. 327 00:27:30,767 --> 00:27:32,101 Yeah. 328 00:27:34,271 --> 00:27:36,438 I hate new stuff, you know? 329 00:27:40,485 --> 00:27:43,112 - What are you writing? - Nothing. 330 00:27:48,451 --> 00:27:50,452 Like this mug, for example. 331 00:27:51,705 --> 00:27:55,416 This was probably owned by some lovely little old lady with a moustache. 332 00:27:56,668 --> 00:28:00,421 And she bought it and it was her favourite thing in the whole wide world, 333 00:28:00,547 --> 00:28:03,548 and then she died, gave it to her grandchildren, 334 00:28:03,674 --> 00:28:07,218 they hated it, sold it, 335 00:28:07,344 --> 00:28:09,387 then bought an Xbox or a Wii 336 00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:14,225 - or some flat-pack wardrobe from Ikea. - Mmm. 337 00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:19,314 And now I've got it, and I like it. 338 00:28:20,316 --> 00:28:22,567 - It's a very costly mug. - What do you mean? 339 00:28:22,693 --> 00:28:25,194 To be able to buy a Wii... 340 00:28:26,238 --> 00:28:28,281 or an Xbox. 341 00:28:29,867 --> 00:28:32,201 I don't even know how much those things are. 342 00:28:32,328 --> 00:28:34,329 Do you want milk, sugar? 343 00:28:36,373 --> 00:28:38,082 Yeah, one of those. 344 00:28:38,208 --> 00:28:39,709 OK. 345 00:28:42,171 --> 00:28:44,255 Just got to wait for the kettle to boil. 346 00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:49,052 Are you hungry? 347 00:28:49,178 --> 00:28:50,218 No. 348 00:28:50,345 --> 00:28:52,512 I've got some nice pitta bread. 349 00:28:52,639 --> 00:28:54,264 I'm fine. 350 00:28:54,390 --> 00:28:57,309 Well, I'm starving, so I'm going to have to eat. 351 00:28:57,435 --> 00:28:58,435 OK. 352 00:28:58,561 --> 00:29:01,897 I've been thinking about this morning and your tape thing. 353 00:29:03,650 --> 00:29:05,609 - It's for an art project, yeah? - Yeah. 354 00:29:05,735 --> 00:29:09,655 So is that what you want to be, you want to be an artist? 355 00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:11,448 Kind of. 356 00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:16,203 So, and you really don't have to tell me, 357 00:29:16,329 --> 00:29:19,122 how is your tape art project 358 00:29:19,957 --> 00:29:26,088 just going to be an art project and not people talking dirty? 359 00:29:27,131 --> 00:29:29,132 You think talking about sex is dirty? 360 00:29:29,258 --> 00:29:30,759 You know what I mean. 361 00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:33,470 It's just I'm not sure if... 362 00:29:34,847 --> 00:29:38,099 ...people want to hear about the random sex life of strangers. 363 00:29:39,017 --> 00:29:42,061 You just don't want people hearing about your sex life. 364 00:29:42,187 --> 00:29:43,979 That's true. 365 00:29:45,399 --> 00:29:47,900 Imagine if everybody was just open 366 00:29:48,026 --> 00:29:49,944 about what they did and that everything was normal. 367 00:29:50,070 --> 00:29:53,155 - Yeah, but people are open, aren't they? - Are they? 368 00:29:54,616 --> 00:29:56,701 There was this guy in work today, 369 00:29:56,827 --> 00:29:58,619 I'm just sat there having my lunch, 370 00:29:58,745 --> 00:30:01,580 and he starts talking about how many fingers he can put up a girl's fanny. 371 00:30:01,707 --> 00:30:03,874 But was he gay? 372 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,668 - No. - Well, there you go, then. 373 00:30:05,794 --> 00:30:07,837 You like a lot of condiments, don't you? 374 00:30:08,463 --> 00:30:09,880 I love my condiments. 375 00:30:10,006 --> 00:30:12,675 Gay people never talk about it in public 376 00:30:13,719 --> 00:30:16,345 unless it's just cheap innuendo. 377 00:30:18,557 --> 00:30:20,558 I think it's cos they're ashamed. 378 00:30:22,394 --> 00:30:24,853 Maybe it's just they're a little bit embarrassed. 379 00:30:24,979 --> 00:30:26,855 Isn't that the same thing? 380 00:30:26,981 --> 00:30:29,107 It smells of spunk. 381 00:30:29,233 --> 00:30:32,026 Anyway, that tape thing isn't really about sex at all. 382 00:30:32,153 --> 00:30:34,112 Really? 383 00:30:34,238 --> 00:30:36,489 But I know what artists sound like when they talk about their work, 384 00:30:36,615 --> 00:30:39,200 so I'm not going to sit and sound like a cunt. 385 00:30:39,326 --> 00:30:41,327 Well, it's a good job you're not an artist yet, then, isn't it? 386 00:30:41,454 --> 00:30:43,455 Ooh, very funny! 387 00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:47,584 Come on, tell me. I'm interested. 388 00:30:49,879 --> 00:30:51,671 All right. 389 00:30:52,798 --> 00:30:56,009 Well, you know what it's like when you first sleep with someone you don't know? 390 00:30:56,135 --> 00:30:57,385 Yeah. 391 00:30:58,721 --> 00:31:03,516 It's... You, like, become this blank canvas 392 00:31:03,642 --> 00:31:07,562 and it gives you an opportunity to project onto that canvas who you want to be. 393 00:31:09,315 --> 00:31:12,316 And that's what's interesting, because everybody does it. 394 00:31:13,526 --> 00:31:17,321 - So, do you think that I did it? - Course you did. 395 00:31:17,447 --> 00:31:20,908 Well, what happens is, 396 00:31:21,034 --> 00:31:23,577 while you're projecting who you want to be, 397 00:31:26,122 --> 00:31:28,332 this gap opens up between who you want to be 398 00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:30,334 and who you really are, 399 00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:33,253 and in that gap, it shows you 400 00:31:33,379 --> 00:31:37,049 what's stopping you becoming who you want to be. 401 00:31:37,175 --> 00:31:39,343 And all of this from talking about sex? 402 00:31:40,887 --> 00:31:43,055 All of that from talking about sex. 403 00:31:44,891 --> 00:31:46,433 Interesting. 404 00:31:47,018 --> 00:31:48,560 I like it. 405 00:31:48,686 --> 00:31:53,106 I'm not sure that I totally understand what you're saying, but... 406 00:31:53,233 --> 00:31:55,234 Yeah, all this sounds better in my head, I don't think I've explained... 407 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,444 No, no, no, no, no. 408 00:31:57,570 --> 00:32:00,112 I'm interested. I'm really interested. 409 00:32:00,239 --> 00:32:01,656 So what are you gonna do? 410 00:32:01,782 --> 00:32:05,368 - Are you just gonna play the recordings out loud... - I don't know, I don't know. 411 00:32:05,494 --> 00:32:10,832 The problem is that no one's gonna come and see it, because it's about gay sex. 412 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:15,920 So the gays will only come because they want a glimpse of a cock and they'll be... 413 00:32:16,046 --> 00:32:20,174 And the straights won't come because, well, it's got nothing to do with their world. 414 00:32:21,510 --> 00:32:25,304 They'll go and see pictures of refugees or murder or rape, 415 00:32:25,430 --> 00:32:27,890 but gay sex? Fuck off. 416 00:32:28,016 --> 00:32:30,226 (Chuckles) 417 00:32:30,352 --> 00:32:32,144 Fuck it. 418 00:32:32,271 --> 00:32:34,146 Doesn't matter, does it? 419 00:32:35,482 --> 00:32:37,483 I'd come. 420 00:32:39,778 --> 00:32:41,904 - No, you wouldn't. - Yeah, I would. 421 00:32:43,949 --> 00:32:45,907 OK, maybe I... 422 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,036 Maybe I wouldn't come. 423 00:32:59,547 --> 00:33:01,798 Make sure you put your thumb over the hole. 424 00:33:01,924 --> 00:33:04,301 - Do you want me to light it for you? - Yeah. 425 00:33:06,929 --> 00:33:08,388 Tuck in. 426 00:33:16,188 --> 00:33:17,981 Here, do it again. 427 00:33:23,487 --> 00:33:25,071 That's it. 428 00:33:31,370 --> 00:33:33,037 Are you out to your parents? 429 00:33:33,163 --> 00:33:37,291 Are you out to your parents? You don't look like the kind of boy who would be. 430 00:33:39,502 --> 00:33:40,961 Well... 431 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:44,381 - Well what? - It's complicated. 432 00:33:44,507 --> 00:33:47,509 It's not complicated, you just have to do it. 433 00:33:47,636 --> 00:33:50,262 I came out to mine on Mother's Day. 434 00:33:50,388 --> 00:33:52,932 - How old were you? - Sixteen. 435 00:33:53,058 --> 00:33:55,184 - Did they freak out? - No. 436 00:33:55,310 --> 00:33:59,188 I told them nature or nurture, it's your fault, so get over it. 437 00:33:59,314 --> 00:34:00,981 Good answer. 438 00:34:03,568 --> 00:34:06,445 - I would, but... - But what? 439 00:34:10,533 --> 00:34:12,534 I don't really know my parents. 440 00:34:14,788 --> 00:34:16,830 Actually, I don't know who they are at all. 441 00:34:21,168 --> 00:34:22,961 That's interesting. 442 00:34:23,754 --> 00:34:25,129 It's fine. 443 00:34:26,548 --> 00:34:28,383 So what happened? 444 00:34:30,803 --> 00:34:32,971 Well, erm... 445 00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:37,183 I moved around in foster homes until I was about 16. 446 00:34:38,352 --> 00:34:40,436 Mm-hm. Fuck. 447 00:34:41,397 --> 00:34:44,732 I met my best mate there, Jamie, when we were 12. 448 00:34:44,858 --> 00:34:49,112 Er, yeah, it was nice, we just went around as a pair. 449 00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:52,156 Fucking hell. What was it like? 450 00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:54,117 What? 451 00:34:55,536 --> 00:34:57,120 Being in care. 452 00:34:58,706 --> 00:35:01,624 It was fine. I mean, I wasn't abused or anything. 453 00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:03,751 Shame. You should have got a refund. 454 00:35:06,088 --> 00:35:09,047 - So, does... does he know about you? - Who? 455 00:35:09,173 --> 00:35:11,049 - Jamie. - Yeah. 456 00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:13,802 Yeah, I'm like his brother, really. 457 00:35:13,928 --> 00:35:16,263 Everyone knows about me in my friends. 458 00:35:16,389 --> 00:35:18,098 The close ones anyway. 459 00:35:22,311 --> 00:35:28,275 What? 460 00:35:28,401 --> 00:35:33,238 Is it really wrong that I'm finding the whole... orphan thing pretty sexy? 461 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,743 Oh, my God. 462 00:35:39,829 --> 00:35:41,496 What's wrong with you? 463 00:35:42,582 --> 00:35:44,666 Sorry, I think it's the weed! 464 00:35:45,293 --> 00:35:48,795 Are you serious... Are you laughing at my childhood tragedy? 465 00:35:50,131 --> 00:35:54,425 I just got an image of you as Oliver with Mr Bumble! 466 00:35:57,012 --> 00:35:59,013 Oh, fucking hell. 467 00:35:59,139 --> 00:36:01,057 - I'm a bad person. - Yeah, you are. 468 00:36:01,183 --> 00:36:04,351 - I'm a terrible cunt. - You're a terrible cunt. 469 00:37:55,461 --> 00:37:58,255 So, do you live with Gill all the time? 470 00:37:58,381 --> 00:38:00,007 Er, yeah, she's my flatmate. 471 00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:02,634 She's all right, she keeps out the way. 472 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,804 - I quite liked her. - Yeah, she's a good girl. 473 00:38:06,764 --> 00:38:09,558 Well, thank you for this afternoon. 474 00:38:09,684 --> 00:38:11,268 Er, thank you. 475 00:38:11,394 --> 00:38:14,062 Erm, so I'll give you a call later. 476 00:38:14,189 --> 00:38:16,022 - OK. - OK. 477 00:38:16,607 --> 00:38:18,024 I will. 478 00:38:19,985 --> 00:38:21,402 Bye. 479 00:38:36,877 --> 00:38:38,544 - All right? - Hello again. Look... 480 00:38:38,670 --> 00:38:40,796 there's something I didn't tell you. 481 00:38:40,923 --> 00:38:42,298 Have you got a boyfriend? 482 00:38:42,424 --> 00:38:45,801 No, I don't have a boyfriend, I don't do boyfriends. Erm... 483 00:38:46,803 --> 00:38:48,679 I'm going away tomorrow. 484 00:38:49,973 --> 00:38:52,850 - Cool, where are you going? - Portland. It's in Oregon. 485 00:38:52,976 --> 00:38:55,019 Very nice. How long are you going for? 486 00:38:55,145 --> 00:38:57,813 About two years, I think, maybe more. 487 00:38:59,816 --> 00:39:02,525 Oh, I thought you meant, like, for a holiday or something. 488 00:39:02,652 --> 00:39:05,445 No, I'm doing a course. Erm... 489 00:39:05,571 --> 00:39:10,492 "Contemporary Perspectives of Modern Art in the 21st Century." 490 00:39:12,370 --> 00:39:14,246 So you're doing an art course. 491 00:39:15,164 --> 00:39:17,415 - Glen, that's... that's really great. - I should have said something. 492 00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:18,667 No. 493 00:39:20,044 --> 00:39:22,212 It's fine. It's... It's great. 494 00:39:22,338 --> 00:39:25,340 Honestly, you... you didn't have to tell me. 495 00:39:25,466 --> 00:39:27,467 Honestly - an art course. 496 00:39:29,136 --> 00:39:31,846 You... You get to be a proper cunt now. 497 00:39:34,183 --> 00:39:36,184 I've told you now, so I'm gonna go. 498 00:39:39,146 --> 00:39:42,899 Hey, erm, what are you doing tonight? Cos I'm having some drinks with some friends 499 00:39:43,025 --> 00:39:45,235 and it would be pretty cool if you came along, 500 00:39:45,361 --> 00:39:49,363 but it's up to you, cos I don't wanna kind of put pressure on you or anything, 501 00:39:49,489 --> 00:39:51,991 so I'll send you a text or something 502 00:39:52,117 --> 00:39:54,118 and then you can come or not come 503 00:39:54,244 --> 00:39:57,413 and it's up to you, it doesn't matter either way, OK? 504 00:39:57,539 --> 00:39:59,581 All right, all right, all right. 505 00:41:28,753 --> 00:41:30,796 - All right? - All right? 506 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:33,423 - How you doing? - Yeah, not too bad, yeah. You all right? 507 00:41:33,549 --> 00:41:36,468 Look, Cathy's gone up town with Lois - do you want to come round? 508 00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:39,471 - Are you up to anything? - Has she? Erm... 509 00:41:40,223 --> 00:41:42,641 I might have plans later, actually. 510 00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:44,893 Oh. All right. Well... 511 00:41:45,019 --> 00:41:48,397 Erm, going out, party, I think. 512 00:41:48,981 --> 00:41:52,025 - OK, what, like a work thing? - No. 513 00:41:52,151 --> 00:41:55,362 Er, no, I've actually... I met somebody. Someone I met. 514 00:41:55,488 --> 00:41:56,988 - Oh, right, oh, nice one! - Yeah. 515 00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:59,741 When did you meet them? 516 00:41:59,867 --> 00:42:02,786 Er, I met him last night at Propaganda. It's a gay bar. 517 00:42:02,912 --> 00:42:05,914 You said you were going home when you left. 518 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,582 Mmm, yeah, sorry, mate. 519 00:42:07,708 --> 00:42:11,210 I was going home, but I was just on the bus and I was thinking, 520 00:42:11,336 --> 00:42:14,422 so I just... I changed my mind, so, sorry. 521 00:42:14,548 --> 00:42:16,799 No, that's all right. What's his name, then? 522 00:42:17,801 --> 00:42:19,427 - Glen. - Glen? 523 00:42:19,553 --> 00:42:21,470 Well, look, why don't you bring him tomorrow? 524 00:42:21,596 --> 00:42:23,431 No. No way. 525 00:42:23,557 --> 00:42:25,266 Go on, it'll be fine! 526 00:42:25,392 --> 00:42:27,560 - No. - What's the problem? 527 00:42:29,479 --> 00:42:31,439 - OK. - Well, it's up to you, whatever. 528 00:42:31,565 --> 00:42:35,860 - Listen, he's going away anyway, so... - Oh, right, I see. 529 00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:38,821 I've got to go, Jamie, so I'll catch you in a bit. 530 00:42:39,823 --> 00:42:42,408 - I'll see you tomorrow, yeah? - Yeah, all right. You'd better be there. 531 00:42:42,534 --> 00:42:44,535 All right, mate. Bye, bye, bye. 532 00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:09,660 He's had a girlfriend too, for like... 533 00:44:09,786 --> 00:44:13,580 He's been going out with her for two months and he hasn't even fingered her. 534 00:44:13,706 --> 00:44:17,042 Definitely looks gay. Have you seen his walk? 535 00:44:22,674 --> 00:44:25,425 And his voice too. Oh, yeah, his voice. 536 00:44:25,552 --> 00:44:29,721 He probably does straightening, like. Conditions his hair every morning. 537 00:44:29,847 --> 00:44:31,889 He gets up at half-seven so his mum can do his hair. 538 00:44:32,015 --> 00:44:33,808 - Have you seen his Facebook statuses? - No. 539 00:44:33,934 --> 00:44:35,268 There's about 40 a day. 540 00:45:18,144 --> 00:45:20,770 - All right? What can I get you? - All right, mate. Do you do bitter? 541 00:45:20,896 --> 00:45:22,897 - Yeah. - Can I get two pints of bitter? 542 00:45:56,515 --> 00:45:58,516 I got you a drink. 543 00:45:58,643 --> 00:46:01,102 - I don't like beer. - Do you not? 544 00:46:01,228 --> 00:46:02,395 Afraid not. 545 00:46:02,521 --> 00:46:03,897 Sorry. 546 00:46:04,939 --> 00:46:07,232 Why this place, Glen? 547 00:46:07,359 --> 00:46:12,446 It's a bit more fun, isn't it, than your normal, erm... normal gay bar? 548 00:46:14,574 --> 00:46:16,575 I'm surprised you came. 549 00:46:19,204 --> 00:46:20,496 Really? 550 00:46:20,622 --> 00:46:23,415 - Little bit. - Well, I'm here now. 551 00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:25,125 - Good. - Cheers. 552 00:46:25,251 --> 00:46:26,418 Hi! 553 00:46:26,544 --> 00:46:28,796 We've got a new member of the group, let's not make a fuss about it. 554 00:46:28,922 --> 00:46:32,466 This is Russell, everybody. This is Cock 1, Cock 2, Cock 3, 555 00:46:32,592 --> 00:46:34,259 Dolly Parton, Cock 4, Lorna, 556 00:46:34,386 --> 00:46:36,345 you know Gill already - and this is all... 557 00:46:36,471 --> 00:46:39,556 I'm Russell, nice to meet you. 558 00:46:41,768 --> 00:46:42,935 I went on the bed with a hard-on 559 00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:45,646 and I heard all this clanging and things coming out of bags 560 00:46:45,772 --> 00:46:49,233 and zips and poppers and things, and I... he was there for ages... 561 00:46:49,359 --> 00:46:51,193 Hey! 562 00:46:51,318 --> 00:46:52,944 Well done. Here we go! 563 00:46:53,070 --> 00:46:57,490 One, two, three, four, five... Go! 564 00:46:59,618 --> 00:47:02,370 Anyway, so I was lying on the bed waiting for him, 565 00:47:02,496 --> 00:47:04,038 and after about 10 minutes of this, 566 00:47:04,164 --> 00:47:07,417 it was like, I was starting to lose my hard-on because it was getting boring, 567 00:47:07,543 --> 00:47:12,422 and then he walked in and he was fully done up in leather, like boots and things 568 00:47:12,548 --> 00:47:14,090 and chaps and everything, 569 00:47:14,216 --> 00:47:16,259 and he was much older than his picture said, 570 00:47:16,385 --> 00:47:18,720 and he walked in and I was like, "Oh, fuck!" 571 00:47:18,846 --> 00:47:22,724 And he just put his boot on my bed and he went, "Lick my fucking boots!" 572 00:47:22,850 --> 00:47:28,229 And I went like, "Er, I don't think so, I think I'll pass actually." 573 00:47:28,355 --> 00:47:30,481 And he was like, "Lick my fucking boots!" 574 00:47:33,777 --> 00:47:35,653 Sorry, guys, can I squeeze past? 575 00:47:35,779 --> 00:47:37,572 All right, how are you? 576 00:47:38,698 --> 00:47:40,532 I'd leave him to it, if I were you. 577 00:47:41,534 --> 00:47:42,868 What's he doing? 578 00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:46,538 Well, he's just started phase one of the attack. 579 00:47:48,791 --> 00:47:53,044 The whole straight narrative is there for you to inherit, it's just there. 580 00:47:53,171 --> 00:47:56,047 There to shape your foundations, to set you up - 581 00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:59,760 boy meets girl, they fall in love, they go skipping through the meadows 582 00:47:59,886 --> 00:48:02,721 and that's how your life is set. Everything is there. 583 00:48:02,847 --> 00:48:05,223 All the books, all the films, all the TV shows, 584 00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:07,392 everything is just inherited, given to you. 585 00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:10,729 I think he does like you though. I mean, he wouldn't let me listen to the tape, 586 00:48:10,855 --> 00:48:13,440 and he always lets me listen to the tapes, so... 587 00:48:13,566 --> 00:48:14,941 you must have made some kind of impression. 588 00:48:15,067 --> 00:48:19,196 I'm quite glad he didn't let you have a listen to the tape, to be honest with you. 589 00:48:19,322 --> 00:48:20,530 Yet! 590 00:48:20,656 --> 00:48:24,034 He didn't let me listen to it yet - there's still time! 591 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,243 What, is it dirty? Is it? 592 00:48:26,369 --> 00:48:28,412 - No, no! - Proper sordid? 593 00:48:28,538 --> 00:48:29,538 No. 594 00:48:29,664 --> 00:48:32,041 Oh, boring. Them ones are the best. 595 00:48:32,167 --> 00:48:35,085 - I took umbrage with the loud noise. - You didn't take... 596 00:48:35,212 --> 00:48:38,130 - You make a loud... You made a loud noise. - You didn't make umbrage with the loud noise. 597 00:48:38,256 --> 00:48:41,967 You made umbrage with the fact that you've got a load of gay people in a straight bar. 598 00:48:42,093 --> 00:48:44,512 That's what you've got your problem with. Admit it, just admit it. 599 00:48:44,638 --> 00:48:46,347 - No... - Absolutely admit it. 600 00:48:46,473 --> 00:48:51,811 The thing is, Glen likes to be a big fish, not a little tiddler. 601 00:48:51,937 --> 00:48:55,272 I mean, to be honest, I think he's gonna bottle it. 602 00:48:55,398 --> 00:48:57,608 - Can you keep a secret? - Yeah. 603 00:48:57,734 --> 00:48:59,777 Some of us have got a little bet. 604 00:48:59,903 --> 00:49:01,987 That's not very supportive. 605 00:49:02,113 --> 00:49:03,656 Supportive? No. 606 00:49:03,782 --> 00:49:05,699 No, I just understand him, that's all. 607 00:49:05,826 --> 00:49:08,702 He does this. I mean like, once, 608 00:49:08,829 --> 00:49:10,788 he signed up to teach in Africa. 609 00:49:10,914 --> 00:49:12,331 I think it was Africa. 610 00:49:12,456 --> 00:49:15,250 It was just when he split up with John. Has he told you about John? 611 00:49:15,376 --> 00:49:17,502 No, no, he hasn't told me about John. To be honest with you, I don't really think... 612 00:49:17,628 --> 00:49:19,128 That was way back when he did boyfriends. 613 00:49:19,255 --> 00:49:23,424 The sexuality... The sexuality of the loud noise was not an issue with me, 614 00:49:23,551 --> 00:49:25,802 - it was the fact that the noise was loud. - The sexuality of the loud noise? 615 00:49:25,928 --> 00:49:27,470 It was the fact that the noise was loud. 616 00:49:27,596 --> 00:49:30,265 Oh, right, so it's just merely a matter of decibels. 617 00:49:30,391 --> 00:49:34,978 He used to cheat on him a lot, John did, and Glen was like, "It doesn't matter," 618 00:49:35,104 --> 00:49:38,606 but it would matter to me, and then at the end of the relationship, 619 00:49:38,732 --> 00:49:41,442 he was in the park, cruising, and he got beaten up. 620 00:49:41,569 --> 00:49:42,944 What, Glen did? 621 00:49:43,070 --> 00:49:45,071 No, no, not Glen. John. 622 00:49:45,197 --> 00:49:47,574 - Volume is the issue. That's it. - The volume. 623 00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:51,995 Just ruining your night. We're just here ruining your night, is that the problem? 624 00:49:52,121 --> 00:49:54,247 Look at us holding hands! Look! 625 00:49:59,419 --> 00:50:01,211 What? 626 00:50:01,337 --> 00:50:03,046 Nothing. 627 00:50:03,172 --> 00:50:05,966 - You look like you want to kiss me. - I do. 628 00:50:07,051 --> 00:50:08,760 Go on, then. 629 00:50:09,429 --> 00:50:11,471 No, not here. I can't... I can't here. 630 00:50:16,561 --> 00:50:17,978 Oh! 631 00:50:24,193 --> 00:50:25,861 Ah, thank you. 632 00:50:27,488 --> 00:50:29,781 Do you want to get the fuck out of here? 633 00:50:29,908 --> 00:50:31,575 What do you mean? 634 00:50:31,701 --> 00:50:33,702 Do you want to get the fuck out of here? 635 00:50:54,306 --> 00:50:56,682 Don't you think your mates are going to be a little bit pissed off? 636 00:50:56,808 --> 00:50:59,018 - Why? - Well... 637 00:51:00,062 --> 00:51:02,188 I mean, we just marched out of there. 638 00:51:02,314 --> 00:51:04,941 You practically pushed me out of the door, I didn't even say goodbye to anybody, 639 00:51:05,067 --> 00:51:08,527 - you didn't say goodbye to anybody. - Yeah, I don't do goodbyes. 640 00:51:10,572 --> 00:51:13,407 I actually had quite good fun in there. It was all right. 641 00:51:13,533 --> 00:51:17,036 I liked your friends. It was quite nice being around gay people. 642 00:51:17,162 --> 00:51:18,788 - Oh, don't do it. - Don't do what? 643 00:51:18,914 --> 00:51:20,539 - I know what you're gonna say. - What? 644 00:51:20,666 --> 00:51:25,086 You're gonna say, "Oh, it's nice being around people of my own kind, my own people, 645 00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:28,923 "they think the same as me, we talk about all the same things, 646 00:51:29,049 --> 00:51:32,969 "we've got the same things in common." But it's just not like that, you know? 647 00:51:34,428 --> 00:51:37,514 - This is David Lane. - Essentially they're all just idiots. 648 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:41,184 - This tram is for Phoenix Park. - Except they dance a lot more. 649 00:51:41,310 --> 00:51:43,687 The next stop is Highbury Vale. 650 00:51:45,815 --> 00:51:47,774 So what do you think of Gill? 651 00:51:48,734 --> 00:51:50,443 Yeah, she was nice. 652 00:51:50,569 --> 00:51:52,570 You're such a fucking liar. 653 00:51:54,615 --> 00:51:57,117 Ah, it's nothing. 654 00:51:57,243 --> 00:51:59,828 I wouldn't want anybody... 655 00:51:59,954 --> 00:52:02,205 - talking badly about my mates. - What is it? 656 00:52:02,331 --> 00:52:04,833 - Honestly, it's nothing. - Fucking spit it out. 657 00:52:07,086 --> 00:52:09,087 I don't know, Glen. I just... 658 00:52:10,965 --> 00:52:14,384 She's not very supportive, you know, or understanding about... 659 00:52:14,510 --> 00:52:17,470 And this is only from what I've spoken to her about, but I didn't... 660 00:52:17,596 --> 00:52:19,514 She just wasn't very supportive and that's what you want, isn't it, 661 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:25,227 you want your mates to be understanding and to support your ideas and... 662 00:52:25,353 --> 00:52:27,479 - I don't know. - What the fuck did she say? 663 00:52:27,605 --> 00:52:29,273 She didn't say anything, she didn't say anything. 664 00:52:29,399 --> 00:52:33,360 It was just... It was just an impression I got. 665 00:52:35,030 --> 00:52:38,532 Anyway, it's none of my business to start talking about that kind of stuff, is it? 666 00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:48,792 I can't wait to get the fuck out of here, to be honest. 667 00:52:48,918 --> 00:52:51,128 - No, you don't mean that. - I do. 668 00:52:51,254 --> 00:52:52,629 Maybe I don't. 669 00:52:52,756 --> 00:52:54,673 Just my friends - sometimes they're like... 670 00:52:54,799 --> 00:52:57,092 a noose around my neck, do you know what I mean? 671 00:52:57,218 --> 00:53:00,345 No. I've got to be honest with you, I don't really know what you mean. 672 00:53:00,472 --> 00:53:03,682 It's like when you've had the same friends for too long, they become like... 673 00:53:03,808 --> 00:53:06,060 everything becomes cemented. 674 00:53:09,646 --> 00:53:11,689 - What, and that's a bad thing, is it? - Of course it's a bad thing. 675 00:53:11,815 --> 00:53:15,568 I don't want to be in fucking concrete, thank you very much. 676 00:53:15,694 --> 00:53:19,989 It's like they won't let you... they won't let you be any version of yourself 677 00:53:20,115 --> 00:53:23,076 except an old version, or the version that they want you to be. 678 00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:26,871 - I hope that's not true. - You know it's true. 679 00:53:26,997 --> 00:53:29,749 Who wants to know they're in the shit? 680 00:53:29,875 --> 00:53:33,377 If they see you trying to crawl out, they're very happy to drag you back in. 681 00:53:33,504 --> 00:53:35,755 Oh, and that's what you're trying to do, is it? 682 00:53:35,881 --> 00:53:39,383 You're trying to drag yourself out of the shit! 683 00:53:39,510 --> 00:53:40,843 I'm trying to... 684 00:53:42,554 --> 00:53:44,555 redraw myself. 685 00:53:45,390 --> 00:53:48,267 - Of course. You being the artist that you are. - Exactly, exactly. 686 00:53:49,061 --> 00:53:51,562 But everyone keeps fucking hiding my pencil. 687 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:09,079 Hiya, can we get two cars, please? 688 00:54:10,123 --> 00:54:11,706 - Have you got three quid? - Yep. 689 00:54:11,833 --> 00:54:13,375 There we go. 690 00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:18,255 - I'm gonna kill you. - Oh-ho-ho, are you sure about that? 691 00:54:18,381 --> 00:54:19,840 There you go. 692 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:22,300 Thank you. 693 00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:27,556 Scream if you wanna go faster! 694 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,273 Fuck you! 695 00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:58,502 Remember, this was pre-internet so, you know, it was, like, 696 00:54:58,628 --> 00:55:01,964 there wasn't any "straight boy goes gay for pay" websites 697 00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:06,594 or stick-a-monster-cock- up-your-arse-and-ear. Com. 698 00:55:09,347 --> 00:55:12,683 But my mum had this VHS of A Room With A View. 699 00:55:12,809 --> 00:55:14,935 - Have you seen it? - Yeah. I think I have. 700 00:55:15,061 --> 00:55:17,855 Is that the one with all the poshies 701 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:19,940 - in all the houses and stuff? - Yeah. 702 00:55:20,066 --> 00:55:23,736 Well, they've got that, but also they've got this scene where all the boys go running 703 00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:26,113 - naked round the lake. - Oh, I see. 704 00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:30,200 And I'd frozen the video just on the moment when you could see Rupert Graves' cock 705 00:55:30,326 --> 00:55:33,328 and you know what it's like when you pause video, it's shuddering. 706 00:55:33,454 --> 00:55:34,787 Yeah. 707 00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:37,081 And I was tanking away and there it was, 708 00:55:37,208 --> 00:55:40,877 and I spaffed up a huge spiderweb ofjuvenile semen... 709 00:55:41,003 --> 00:55:43,379 ...just as my mate walked in. 710 00:55:43,505 --> 00:55:44,505 Oh, my God! 711 00:55:44,632 --> 00:55:46,841 And he looked at me and he looked at the TV screen 712 00:55:46,967 --> 00:55:49,844 and he saw Rupert Graves' shuddering cock and he knew. 713 00:55:52,264 --> 00:55:55,433 - What did he say? - He called me a faggot, he called me a queer. 714 00:55:56,435 --> 00:56:00,355 But the weird thing was, in that moment, I could see myself through his eyes, you know? 715 00:56:00,481 --> 00:56:03,942 I could see what I looked like. And you know what? 716 00:56:04,068 --> 00:56:06,569 - You didn't care? - I didn't care. Exactly. 717 00:56:07,821 --> 00:56:12,033 I thought, if he wants to see me as some horny little faggotty, angry child, 718 00:56:12,159 --> 00:56:15,411 then that's fine with me, doesn't make any difference. 719 00:56:15,536 --> 00:56:17,746 - Are you still friends with him? - Nah. 720 00:56:18,748 --> 00:56:22,626 I wasn't friends with anyone else after he told the rest of the school. 721 00:56:22,752 --> 00:56:24,503 That's awful, Glen. 722 00:56:24,629 --> 00:56:26,380 It is what it is. 723 00:57:04,001 --> 00:57:06,252 - Shall we have another little cheeky one? - Yeah. 724 00:57:12,926 --> 00:57:14,510 (Russell sighs) 725 00:57:19,766 --> 00:57:24,312 - Oh, Glen, Glen, Glen! - Whoo! I'm just breaking some ice! 726 00:57:24,438 --> 00:57:28,024 - You haven't met my neighbours, they're nuts. - I'm breaking the ice with your neighbours. 727 00:57:28,150 --> 00:57:30,943 Frankie upstairs will be going nuts, dying. 728 00:57:31,069 --> 00:57:33,070 There's something I didn't tell you today. 729 00:57:34,489 --> 00:57:35,573 Do you have a boyfriend? 730 00:57:35,699 --> 00:57:39,410 - Yeah, that's exactly it. I've got a boyfriend. - Oh, fuck me! 731 00:57:39,536 --> 00:57:40,828 No. 732 00:57:40,954 --> 00:57:43,122 - No, you know your tape thing? - Yeah. 733 00:57:43,248 --> 00:57:46,792 I've got something kind of similar. 734 00:57:46,918 --> 00:57:49,170 Really? What do you mean? 735 00:57:49,296 --> 00:57:54,382 Well, obviously mine's private and not public like yours. 736 00:57:54,508 --> 00:57:57,594 - Why am I telling you this? - Well, then why do you do it? 737 00:57:59,221 --> 00:58:00,847 I don't know, just do. 738 00:58:00,973 --> 00:58:04,351 He was good-looking and normal, which was nice. 739 00:58:04,477 --> 00:58:06,853 He's not too camp. 740 00:58:06,979 --> 00:58:09,814 On the third date he told me that when he came out to his parents, 741 00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:12,025 they refused to ever talk about it. 742 00:58:12,151 --> 00:58:14,652 He said he didn't care but it was obvious he did. 743 00:58:14,779 --> 00:58:18,031 Then to stop us talking about it, he sang me a song. 744 00:58:18,157 --> 00:58:20,283 Fucking hell! 745 00:58:21,619 --> 00:58:23,286 Dickhead! 746 00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:27,749 I was mortified, and I wanted Jamie to be there listening to it 747 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:31,294 because I'm sure he would have found it funny. 748 00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:35,382 And I knew that I could never see him again, but I stayed that night anyway... 749 00:58:35,508 --> 00:58:38,175 - Aww. ...because I didn't want him to feel bad. 750 00:58:38,301 --> 00:58:39,927 Samaritan. 751 00:58:41,554 --> 00:58:43,514 Did you tell Jamie about it? 752 00:58:47,143 --> 00:58:49,395 - Shut up! - And you send it to the back of my throat. 753 00:58:49,521 --> 00:58:51,188 Ready? Come on. 754 00:58:51,314 --> 00:58:53,524 - It's quite sexy. - OK. 755 00:58:57,153 --> 00:58:58,404 Beautiful. Good start. 756 00:58:58,530 --> 00:59:00,280 Do you want to have a go? 757 00:59:00,407 --> 00:59:02,199 Let's make it happen, come on. 758 00:59:04,577 --> 00:59:06,745 One, two, three. 759 00:59:08,998 --> 00:59:10,416 Isn't that amazing? 760 00:59:10,542 --> 00:59:13,377 I followed him around the sauna for a while, 761 00:59:13,503 --> 00:59:18,340 and I was so nervous that I wasn't sure I'd even be able to get an erection. 762 00:59:19,259 --> 00:59:22,094 We went into the cabin but he wouldn't kiss me. 763 00:59:22,220 --> 00:59:24,971 All he wanted to do was suck me off and get me to come in his mouth, 764 00:59:25,097 --> 00:59:28,933 which I did, but he wouldn't let me touch him or anything, and then he left. 765 00:59:29,059 --> 00:59:32,478 And I saw him later as I was getting changed and he ignored me. 766 00:59:34,022 --> 00:59:36,691 And it was then that I noticed he had a wedding ring on. 767 00:59:36,817 --> 00:59:40,403 I felt bad and weird - bad for me but also for his wife - 768 00:59:40,529 --> 00:59:43,364 and I wondered if when he got home and he kissed her 769 00:59:43,490 --> 00:59:47,201 she could smell me on him, and I wondered if the kids were waiting for him in their bedrooms, 770 00:59:47,327 --> 00:59:49,912 wanting to say good night to their dad, but... 771 00:59:50,038 --> 00:59:53,583 he was late because he was sucking me off in the sauna. 772 00:59:53,709 --> 00:59:55,376 So. 773 01:00:00,966 --> 01:00:01,966 What? 774 01:00:02,092 --> 01:00:04,719 I met this guy who was nice. 775 01:00:04,845 --> 01:00:06,721 I've called him Paul Smith, 776 01:00:08,182 --> 01:00:10,891 but that wasn't his name because I can't remember his name, 777 01:00:11,017 --> 01:00:13,727 but it was the aftershave he was wearing. 778 01:00:13,853 --> 01:00:17,230 He had a really nice flat near the cemetery 779 01:00:17,356 --> 01:00:19,816 and I think he worked in design. 780 01:00:19,942 --> 01:00:26,281 He told me his parents were fine about him being gay, which must have been good, 781 01:00:26,407 --> 01:00:29,242 and he had photos of them on his wall. 782 01:00:31,621 --> 01:00:35,248 He asked if he could fuck me, I told him I'd never done it before 783 01:00:36,584 --> 01:00:37,959 and that he needed to be careful. 784 01:00:38,085 --> 01:00:41,046 I can remember being paranoid about the condom coming off 785 01:00:41,172 --> 01:00:44,841 and me getting AIDS and everybody would think I was scum. 786 01:00:48,638 --> 01:00:52,599 He wouldn't give me his number because he said he had a boyfriend. 787 01:00:52,725 --> 01:00:54,684 On the bus I felt so ashamed and shitty. 788 01:00:54,810 --> 01:00:57,062 When I got back I puked up and spent the rest of the day in bed 789 01:00:57,188 --> 01:00:59,146 thinking about all kinds of stuff. 790 01:01:13,036 --> 01:01:14,954 Have I freaked you out? 791 01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,081 No, it's just enough now. 792 01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:22,836 I have, haven't I? I've freaked you out, I've freaked you out. Do you think I'm a freak? 793 01:01:22,963 --> 01:01:24,964 You are a freak, but that's all right. 794 01:01:30,845 --> 01:01:32,846 What did this guy look like? 795 01:01:35,016 --> 01:01:36,600 Why? 796 01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:38,644 Just because. 797 01:01:43,024 --> 01:01:45,024 I don't know, he had blond hair. 798 01:01:48,529 --> 01:01:50,530 Did he look kind of Swedish? 799 01:01:51,532 --> 01:01:53,491 I suppose. 800 01:01:58,539 --> 01:02:00,957 He'd have fucking loved this. 801 01:02:01,083 --> 01:02:02,500 Who? 802 01:02:04,086 --> 01:02:06,588 His name was John though, not Paul. 803 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:13,970 Who's John? 804 01:02:14,096 --> 01:02:16,347 You're a terrible liar for a faggot. 805 01:02:19,476 --> 01:02:22,103 I knew Gill couldn't keep her mouth shut. 806 01:02:22,229 --> 01:02:24,939 I didn't ask her anything. She... 807 01:02:25,065 --> 01:02:26,941 Fuck it. 808 01:02:27,067 --> 01:02:29,068 It doesn't matter. 809 01:02:36,326 --> 01:02:40,537 Look, straight people like us as long as we conform, we behave by their little rules. 810 01:02:40,663 --> 01:02:44,708 Imagine your friends, if you suddenly started getting all really political about being a fag 811 01:02:44,834 --> 01:02:48,587 or you got suddenly like camp and swishy or talked about rimming all the time. 812 01:02:48,713 --> 01:02:51,048 Yeah, but that's not what I'm like, is it? That's not who I am. 813 01:02:51,174 --> 01:02:54,259 Well, trust me they like it, as long as we don't shove it down their throats. 814 01:02:54,385 --> 01:02:56,762 OK, well, why should I just shove it down their throats? 815 01:02:56,888 --> 01:02:59,389 Because they shove it down our throats all the time, being straight - 816 01:02:59,515 --> 01:03:01,642 straight story lines on television, everywhere, 817 01:03:01,768 --> 01:03:04,811 in books, on billboards, magazines, everywhere. 818 01:03:04,937 --> 01:03:08,732 But, oh, the gays, the gays... We mustn't upset the straights! 819 01:03:08,858 --> 01:03:10,942 Shh, watch out, the straights are coming. 820 01:03:11,069 --> 01:03:13,862 Let's not upset them, let's hide in our little ghettos, 821 01:03:13,988 --> 01:03:16,615 let's not hold hands, let's not kiss in the street, no. 822 01:03:16,741 --> 01:03:19,909 We have the chance to make up our own shit, 823 01:03:20,035 --> 01:03:24,330 we can grow our own garden and put little flowers and pansies 824 01:03:24,456 --> 01:03:28,167 and gay gnomes in it and water features and water sports and slings, 825 01:03:28,293 --> 01:03:31,879 but no, everybody wants to concrete the fucker over and get a gas barbecue. 826 01:03:32,005 --> 01:03:34,590 You're obsessed with concrete. You're absolutely obsessed with the stuff. 827 01:03:34,716 --> 01:03:38,511 But why would you want concrete when you can have whatever you want? 828 01:03:38,637 --> 01:03:40,596 I'm not saying people shouldn't forge relationships, 829 01:03:40,722 --> 01:03:43,974 all I'm saying is that we don't need someone to sanction it, 830 01:03:44,101 --> 01:03:48,562 - to make it legitimate, to make us respectable. - Yeah, heaven forbid. 831 01:03:48,689 --> 01:03:51,440 And don't tell me that people get married because of love. 832 01:03:51,566 --> 01:03:54,902 People get married for the same reason that they buy a house or buy a dog, 833 01:03:55,028 --> 01:03:59,156 to tie them down so that they go, "Oh, no, we couldn't possibly go away this weekend. 834 01:03:59,282 --> 01:04:01,909 "Who'd look after Buster? Couldn't possibly leave Buster alone." 835 01:04:02,035 --> 01:04:05,371 - Glen, maybe sometimes people just like dogs. - And it's not even proper marriage anyway. 836 01:04:05,497 --> 01:04:09,082 In America they went out on the streets and fought for equal rights, 837 01:04:09,208 --> 01:04:11,793 and over here people are too busy on fucking Grindr 838 01:04:11,919 --> 01:04:15,213 or shaving their arses to be able to do anything. Where's their fight? 839 01:04:15,339 --> 01:04:18,758 It's a fight, isn't it, for something that you don't believe in. 840 01:04:18,884 --> 01:04:21,678 - That's not the point. - Well, it is, it is, kind of. 841 01:04:21,804 --> 01:04:24,097 A man standing up with another man, 842 01:04:24,223 --> 01:04:27,600 in front of everyone saying that, "I love you and I want to get married," 843 01:04:27,727 --> 01:04:30,061 I think that's a pretty fucking radical statement. 844 01:04:30,187 --> 01:04:35,191 I mean, standing up and saying, "I want to spend the rest of my life with you," 845 01:04:35,317 --> 01:04:38,403 when everybody's looking at them, saying... 846 01:04:38,529 --> 01:04:40,655 that it's wrong, it's disgusting, it's sick. 847 01:04:40,781 --> 01:04:44,826 I mean, people say that we should go to hell for this - fucking go to fucking hell, 848 01:04:44,952 --> 01:04:48,163 I mean, why do people fucking say that, do you know what I mean? 849 01:04:48,289 --> 01:04:52,624 So, actually, standing up and saying, "You know what, I love you, 850 01:04:52,751 --> 01:04:56,920 "and fuck you and fuck you, I don't give a fuck what you fucking think, I don't care." 851 01:04:57,046 --> 01:05:01,842 - That is pretty fucking amazing. - But why do people have to feed into the system? 852 01:05:01,968 --> 01:05:04,511 Oh, my God, now you sound like a fucking teenager, Glen. 853 01:05:04,637 --> 01:05:06,722 I mean, earlier, you asked me 854 01:05:06,848 --> 01:05:09,433 if I thought that people got married because they love each other. 855 01:05:09,559 --> 01:05:11,059 - Yeah? - Right, OK, 856 01:05:11,186 --> 01:05:14,021 well, maybe they do, maybe they do. 857 01:05:14,147 --> 01:05:17,483 And, yeah, maybe... fucking maybe it is stupid, 858 01:05:17,609 --> 01:05:21,153 and maybe they will get divorced and all that kind of shit, 859 01:05:21,279 --> 01:05:23,363 but fucking who cares? 860 01:05:23,490 --> 01:05:25,365 Why does it bother you so much, Glen? 861 01:05:25,492 --> 01:05:29,787 Why does it bother you that maybe two people fucking love each other 862 01:05:29,913 --> 01:05:32,247 and they want to get married and they want a relationship 863 01:05:32,373 --> 01:05:34,374 and they just want to be happy? 864 01:05:40,631 --> 01:05:42,089 Do you want another line? 865 01:05:42,216 --> 01:05:45,176 Why do you think it's gonna be so different in America? 866 01:05:45,302 --> 01:05:47,386 Because it will be. 867 01:05:47,513 --> 01:05:50,139 - Have you ever been properly alone? - Of course I have. 868 01:05:50,265 --> 01:05:51,974 I mean properly. Alone. 869 01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:56,687 Sat in a hotel room in Portland all by yourself, no friends, alone. 870 01:05:56,814 --> 01:06:00,107 - Yes. - I don't believe you. I don't believe you. 871 01:06:00,984 --> 01:06:03,945 In a week you're gonna go completely mental. 872 01:06:04,488 --> 01:06:07,448 Of course you are, because you're gonna have no friends, 873 01:06:07,574 --> 01:06:11,244 and you're gonna compromise because that is what people do, they compromise, 874 01:06:11,370 --> 01:06:14,163 because nobody, fucking... fucking nobody, 875 01:06:14,998 --> 01:06:16,833 nobody can deal with being by themselves. 876 01:06:16,959 --> 01:06:18,918 I don't want to compromise. 877 01:06:20,212 --> 01:06:22,088 There you go again. 878 01:06:22,214 --> 01:06:24,924 You're condescending me, it's like you're always fucking attacking me! 879 01:06:25,050 --> 01:06:27,300 - I'm not attacking you. - You fucking are! 880 01:06:27,426 --> 01:06:30,679 I mean, it's like you want everybody to think independently, 881 01:06:30,805 --> 01:06:33,640 but you want everyone to fucking agree with you. 882 01:06:33,766 --> 01:06:35,016 I mean... 883 01:06:35,142 --> 01:06:38,311 why can't you just understand that some people just want to be happy? 884 01:06:38,437 --> 01:06:40,272 Are you happy? 885 01:06:43,276 --> 01:06:45,026 I'm fine. 886 01:06:46,404 --> 01:06:50,365 You know what, yeah, things could be fucking better. 887 01:06:50,491 --> 01:06:52,075 Easier. 888 01:06:52,201 --> 01:06:54,578 But I am absolutely fine. 889 01:06:54,704 --> 01:06:55,912 Sure you are. 890 01:06:56,038 --> 01:06:58,206 Don't you fucking dare. 891 01:06:58,332 --> 01:07:00,250 - Don't you fucking dare presume... - Calm down. 892 01:07:00,376 --> 01:07:03,461 ...that you understand me. You think just because I can't... 893 01:07:03,588 --> 01:07:06,423 You think just because I can't walk around the fucking streets 894 01:07:06,549 --> 01:07:11,094 holding hands or talking to my mates about fucking sucking cocks, that you know me. 895 01:07:11,220 --> 01:07:13,971 - No, I don't. - I can see it in your eyes, Glen, 896 01:07:14,097 --> 01:07:17,141 I can see it, that you think... 897 01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:20,269 ...you think I'm a fucking idiot because I want a fucking relationship. 898 01:07:20,395 --> 01:07:22,396 - Did I say that? - But the thing is, Glen... 899 01:07:24,065 --> 01:07:26,775 the thing is, Glen, I think that you want one too. 900 01:07:38,330 --> 01:07:43,459 I think you would make an amazing boyfriend. 901 01:07:43,585 --> 01:07:46,295 That's not what I'm f... That's not what I'm saying. 902 01:07:46,421 --> 01:07:48,380 - I don't... - It's not about me. Fuck me. 903 01:07:48,506 --> 01:07:51,258 I don't want one. 904 01:07:52,510 --> 01:07:54,762 I don't believe you. I don't believe you. 905 01:07:55,972 --> 01:07:57,932 John has fucked you up, because... 906 01:07:58,058 --> 01:08:00,767 Let's stop this now before we go somewhere that we don't want it to go. 907 01:08:00,893 --> 01:08:04,228 ...because he's cheated on you... - You don't know nothing about me and John. 908 01:08:04,355 --> 01:08:07,357 You don't know nothing about how I feel, about whether he cheated on me or not. 909 01:08:07,483 --> 01:08:09,651 And, for the record, I don't give a shit that he cheated on me. 910 01:08:09,777 --> 01:08:12,612 I give a shit that he was a fucking liar and a faggot 911 01:08:12,738 --> 01:08:14,697 and he couldn't stand up for himself. 912 01:08:14,823 --> 01:08:17,617 Couldn't stand up for... Glen, he was beaten up in a fucking park... 913 01:08:17,743 --> 01:08:19,661 - Look, look, look. ...because he was gay! 914 01:08:19,787 --> 01:08:24,374 Maybe if it's easier if I tell you that I'm brokenhearted, but I'm not. 915 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:26,709 I don't want... 916 01:08:26,835 --> 01:08:32,298 I can't have a boyfriend right now. 917 01:08:35,344 --> 01:08:38,096 And that's all there is to say about it. 918 01:08:41,976 --> 01:08:46,813 Now, I really don't want us to fall out about this. 919 01:08:46,939 --> 01:08:49,064 Really, I don't. 920 01:09:02,328 --> 01:09:04,246 I need to go to the toilet. 921 01:09:06,916 --> 01:09:08,917 I think I need to go to the toilet. 922 01:09:32,358 --> 01:09:34,276 Oh, fuck. 923 01:10:19,780 --> 01:10:24,908 # Before that Honeybear had given up 924 01:10:25,034 --> 01:10:30,497 # He felt so sad and lonely 925 01:10:33,084 --> 01:10:37,837 # Then one night he looked up and he saw 926 01:10:37,963 --> 01:10:43,218 # He saw his one and only... 927 01:10:46,514 --> 01:10:48,556 I thought I heard a firework. 928 01:10:49,934 --> 01:10:52,102 It's probably just some kids. 929 01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:54,854 Probably. 930 01:10:59,693 --> 01:11:02,237 I'm really sorry, just... 931 01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:05,657 I was a dick. Sorry. 932 01:11:06,909 --> 01:11:08,992 It's all right. 933 01:11:09,119 --> 01:11:11,036 Probably too much coke. 934 01:11:11,162 --> 01:11:12,412 Yeah. 935 01:11:12,539 --> 01:11:15,666 Blame it on the drugs, I always say. 936 01:11:22,507 --> 01:11:24,508 Talking of drugs, 937 01:11:26,469 --> 01:11:29,638 this is my secret reserve of master kush. 938 01:11:29,764 --> 01:11:31,682 Would you like some? 939 01:11:34,310 --> 01:11:36,103 Thank you. 940 01:11:57,124 --> 01:11:59,083 Swap? 941 01:11:59,209 --> 01:12:00,710 Thank you. 942 01:15:14,609 --> 01:15:17,277 I think... Stop. I'm gonna come. 943 01:15:49,143 --> 01:15:54,188 You know, when I'm... when I'm at home I'm absolutely fine. 944 01:15:54,314 --> 01:15:56,232 Fine? 945 01:15:56,358 --> 01:15:57,691 Yeah. 946 01:15:58,568 --> 01:16:00,236 Completely. 947 01:16:01,488 --> 01:16:03,030 I don't... 948 01:16:03,824 --> 01:16:06,492 I don't care and I don't even think about it. 949 01:16:08,495 --> 01:16:09,954 I just... 950 01:16:11,039 --> 01:16:13,040 I'm not embarrassed, I'm not... 951 01:16:14,167 --> 01:16:16,377 I'm not ashamed, and I don't... 952 01:16:16,503 --> 01:16:18,504 I don't want to be straight. 953 01:16:19,673 --> 01:16:21,674 You know, not now anyway. 954 01:16:23,468 --> 01:16:25,761 I'm happy. I'm happy being gay. 955 01:16:28,181 --> 01:16:29,723 But? 956 01:16:34,855 --> 01:16:36,939 It's when I go outside, 957 01:16:37,065 --> 01:16:39,524 like, you know, just to Jamie's or... 958 01:16:40,901 --> 01:16:42,902 or to Tesco's or to work. It... 959 01:16:44,113 --> 01:16:47,615 It kind of... It's hard to explain, 960 01:16:47,741 --> 01:16:49,742 but it... 961 01:16:51,203 --> 01:16:54,205 ...it kind of feels like I've got indigestion. 962 01:16:56,041 --> 01:16:59,085 It actually feels exactly like indigestion. 963 01:17:02,673 --> 01:17:04,090 And... 964 01:17:07,887 --> 01:17:09,929 it just makes me angry, 965 01:17:11,974 --> 01:17:14,476 you know, that I feel like that because... 966 01:17:15,561 --> 01:17:18,188 because it's so fucking pathetic. 967 01:17:19,023 --> 01:17:22,192 You know, I'm a grown man, and I look at you, and... 968 01:17:22,318 --> 01:17:25,527 and I see you and you can do it and you're amazing. 969 01:17:29,365 --> 01:17:31,492 I just don't understand why I can't. 970 01:17:42,712 --> 01:17:44,630 You know your log thing? 971 01:17:44,756 --> 01:17:46,381 Yeah. 972 01:17:48,218 --> 01:17:51,887 You're right about people coming out 973 01:17:52,013 --> 01:17:54,473 and what their parents say and stuff. 974 01:17:55,391 --> 01:17:56,850 Yeah? 975 01:17:58,853 --> 01:18:00,854 I just wondered why. 976 01:18:06,361 --> 01:18:08,403 it interests me. 977 01:18:08,530 --> 01:18:11,281 It's like, erm... 978 01:18:11,407 --> 01:18:14,909 everyone's got their story, haven't they, it's like a... 979 01:18:15,035 --> 01:18:17,036 gay rite of passage. 980 01:18:17,996 --> 01:18:19,789 But you don't. 981 01:18:20,666 --> 01:18:22,625 I suppose, yeah. 982 01:18:23,293 --> 01:18:25,211 That's what I thought. 983 01:18:29,716 --> 01:18:32,218 Do you ever think about finding your parents? 984 01:18:35,806 --> 01:18:38,140 No. Not really. 985 01:18:38,267 --> 01:18:40,101 Why not? 986 01:18:43,647 --> 01:18:45,648 I don't really see the point. 987 01:18:47,526 --> 01:18:51,571 You know, I don't think it would change anything. 988 01:18:56,660 --> 01:18:58,785 Why don't I... 989 01:18:59,829 --> 01:19:02,497 pretend to be your dad... 990 01:19:02,623 --> 01:19:05,250 ...and you can come out to me? 991 01:19:06,586 --> 01:19:08,336 That is so weird. 992 01:19:08,462 --> 01:19:11,006 Just ignore the fact we just had sex. 993 01:19:12,717 --> 01:19:15,135 I don't think I can ignore the fact we just had sex. 994 01:19:15,261 --> 01:19:16,761 Try. 995 01:19:18,639 --> 01:19:19,889 OK. 996 01:19:27,940 --> 01:19:29,566 Dad? 997 01:19:30,860 --> 01:19:33,528 I've got something that I need to tell you. 998 01:19:33,654 --> 01:19:35,488 What's that? 999 01:19:37,491 --> 01:19:38,992 I'm gay. 1000 01:19:46,291 --> 01:19:48,292 I like guys, not girls. 1001 01:19:58,928 --> 01:20:00,554 Well. 1002 01:20:04,434 --> 01:20:06,435 You know what, son? 1003 01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:11,523 It doesn't matter to me. 1004 01:20:14,486 --> 01:20:16,487 I love you just the same. 1005 01:20:19,991 --> 01:20:21,575 And guess what? 1006 01:20:21,701 --> 01:20:23,327 What? 1007 01:20:25,288 --> 01:20:27,623 I couldn't be more proud of you 1008 01:20:29,668 --> 01:20:32,127 than if you were the first man on the moon. 1009 01:21:29,809 --> 01:21:31,351 Good morning. 1010 01:21:33,730 --> 01:21:35,731 - I made you coffee. - Thanks. 1011 01:21:45,783 --> 01:21:48,285 So what you doing today? 1012 01:21:51,706 --> 01:21:54,416 I've got to go over to Jamie's house, erm... 1013 01:21:55,752 --> 01:21:59,671 there's a party, it's my goddaughter's birthday, so... 1014 01:21:59,797 --> 01:22:02,215 - You're a godfather? - Yeah. 1015 01:22:03,217 --> 01:22:05,343 You're not religious, are you? 1016 01:22:05,470 --> 01:22:08,053 No. They just asked me. 1017 01:22:11,808 --> 01:22:13,684 That's very nice, thank you. 1018 01:22:16,188 --> 01:22:19,190 Erm... What time's your train today? 1019 01:22:22,277 --> 01:22:24,236 Why? 1020 01:22:24,362 --> 01:22:26,197 No reason. 1021 01:22:27,491 --> 01:22:32,536 Are you going to come and sing to me, or beg me to stay? 1022 01:22:33,663 --> 01:22:35,664 No, I don't think so, no. 1023 01:22:37,334 --> 01:22:40,377 It's about... 4:30, I don't know. 1024 01:23:17,665 --> 01:23:19,666 - Glen... - Shhh. 1025 01:24:39,202 --> 01:24:40,369 - Hiya! - Hiya. 1026 01:24:40,495 --> 01:24:42,830 You made it, I'm made up. 1027 01:24:42,956 --> 01:24:45,124 - Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah. 1028 01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:47,293 Come in, then. 1029 01:24:47,419 --> 01:24:49,337 - You stink of booze! - Do I? 1030 01:24:49,463 --> 01:24:50,546 - Yeah. - Sorry. 1031 01:24:50,672 --> 01:24:53,841 - Did you have a session last night? - Didn't Jamie say anything to you? 1032 01:24:53,967 --> 01:24:56,886 - No. - Who wants to play Twister? 1033 01:24:57,012 --> 01:24:59,889 Right, look who's here, everyone! Look who's here! 1034 01:25:00,015 --> 01:25:02,099 Hey, all right, mate? 1035 01:25:02,809 --> 01:25:04,602 - Hiya, mate. - All right? 1036 01:25:04,728 --> 01:25:06,479 Yeah, yeah. Where's the girl, then? 1037 01:25:06,605 --> 01:25:07,897 Lois, look! 1038 01:25:08,023 --> 01:25:10,608 Hey! Gaps! All right, missus? 1039 01:25:10,734 --> 01:25:13,527 # Happy birthday to you # 1040 01:25:13,654 --> 01:25:15,570 - Go on, take it, then. - What do you say? 1041 01:25:15,696 --> 01:25:20,241 If the Commando stands at 1020 which means the player... 1042 01:25:20,368 --> 01:25:22,285 Oh, it's too complicated, let's do it again. 1043 01:25:22,411 --> 01:25:24,371 ... has to count either 1 to 10 or... 1044 01:25:25,748 --> 01:25:28,124 All right, that's it, I'm not playing. 1045 01:25:29,669 --> 01:25:31,836 All right, well, come on... 1046 01:25:31,963 --> 01:25:35,090 What do you call a girl that sits in the middle of a tennis court? 1047 01:25:35,216 --> 01:25:36,341 I don't know. 1048 01:25:36,467 --> 01:25:38,051 Annette. 1049 01:25:38,177 --> 01:25:41,638 I've got one, I've got one, I've got one. What goes "Ooh"? 1050 01:25:41,764 --> 01:25:44,015 A cow with no lips. 1051 01:26:01,158 --> 01:26:02,825 What's going on? 1052 01:26:05,328 --> 01:26:06,704 Nothing. 1053 01:26:06,830 --> 01:26:08,706 Nothing's going on. 1054 01:26:10,834 --> 01:26:14,545 Well, there obviously is. Are you going to tell me about it or what? 1055 01:26:19,217 --> 01:26:24,013 No. I feel... It feels weird talking to you about it, I don't know. Sorry. 1056 01:26:25,515 --> 01:26:27,099 Weird? 1057 01:26:27,225 --> 01:26:30,102 We're best mates, we talk about all kinds of stuff. Come on. 1058 01:26:30,228 --> 01:26:33,814 Yeah, but we don't talk about this kind of stuff, do we, that's not what we do. 1059 01:26:33,940 --> 01:26:36,608 I've never spoken to you about this kind of stuff. 1060 01:26:36,735 --> 01:26:38,736 Yeah, I know. 1061 01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:56,210 I don't know, Jamie, I don't know, it's... 1062 01:26:58,672 --> 01:27:00,381 it's stupid really. 1063 01:27:00,507 --> 01:27:01,799 I mean... 1064 01:27:01,925 --> 01:27:04,093 this guy I've met, Glen, you know, 1065 01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:06,721 I met him two days ago, he doesn't know me, I don't know him, 1066 01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:08,723 and he... 1067 01:27:08,849 --> 01:27:12,310 I met him, like, two days ago, two days is nothing. 1068 01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:18,566 I don't know, I just feel a bit of a twat, that's all. 1069 01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:24,030 I think it's just cos I'm hung over and tired and he's going away and... 1070 01:27:26,492 --> 01:27:29,952 Well, you'll be able to see him when he gets back, won't you? 1071 01:27:30,079 --> 01:27:33,414 No, no, I won't, because he's not coming back. 1072 01:27:33,916 --> 01:27:36,458 He's moving to America, so... 1073 01:27:39,253 --> 01:27:40,796 that's it. 1074 01:27:44,008 --> 01:27:46,426 Well, what time's he leaving? 1075 01:27:47,595 --> 01:27:49,429 Doesn't matter. 1076 01:27:49,555 --> 01:27:51,598 No, come on, what time's he leaving? 1077 01:27:51,724 --> 01:27:53,517 I can run you in the car. 1078 01:27:56,395 --> 01:27:58,021 What about the cake? 1079 01:27:58,606 --> 01:27:59,856 Don't worry about the fucking cake. 1080 01:27:59,982 --> 01:28:02,275 - Cathy will go nuts. - So? 1081 01:28:02,401 --> 01:28:04,694 Lois is going to want you around, isn't she? 1082 01:28:04,821 --> 01:28:08,031 I want to be here for Lois, it's my goddaughter's birthday. 1083 01:28:08,157 --> 01:28:09,866 I'll be half an hour. 1084 01:28:09,992 --> 01:28:11,827 Come on, I'll run you in the car. 1085 01:28:40,856 --> 01:28:45,985 24-hour CCTV recording is in operation at this station. 1086 01:29:08,258 --> 01:29:11,759 - I fucking knew you'd come. - Did you? 1087 01:29:11,886 --> 01:29:13,928 Such a goddamn romantic. 1088 01:29:16,974 --> 01:29:18,850 Looks like it, eh? 1089 01:29:23,647 --> 01:29:25,815 So is this our Notting Hill moment? 1090 01:29:28,194 --> 01:29:30,278 You know, I've never seen it, ever. 1091 01:29:30,404 --> 01:29:33,698 Neither have I, but I imagine there's a declaration of love 1092 01:29:33,824 --> 01:29:36,492 - and everybody applauds. - Yeah! 1093 01:29:41,290 --> 01:29:44,083 Do you reckon that's what would happen with us? 1094 01:29:44,210 --> 01:29:46,085 Might do. Could give it a go. 1095 01:29:47,338 --> 01:29:50,006 They'd either clap or throw us under a train. 1096 01:30:13,321 --> 01:30:14,738 I'm... 1097 01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:22,496 24-hour CCTV recording is in operation at this station. 1098 01:30:23,498 --> 01:30:26,458 I want you to know I'm not here to stop you from going. 1099 01:30:26,584 --> 01:30:28,919 - Please be quiet. Shut up! - No, no, no. 1100 01:30:29,045 --> 01:30:30,712 I just want to... I just want to... 1101 01:30:30,838 --> 01:30:33,382 I just want you to know that... 1102 01:30:37,053 --> 01:30:39,179 Oh, fuck. 1103 01:30:42,684 --> 01:30:45,685 You're a bastard for coming down here. Fuck me. 1104 01:31:07,541 --> 01:31:09,625 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 1105 01:31:11,628 --> 01:31:13,337 You'll be great. 1106 01:31:13,463 --> 01:31:16,841 - You'll have the most amazing time. - Fuck's sake. 1107 01:31:20,304 --> 01:31:21,846 Fuck. 1108 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,625 - Fucking gay boys! - Gay boys! 1109 01:31:52,752 --> 01:31:55,712 I've got something for you. Ignore them. 1110 01:32:01,886 --> 01:32:03,887 I couldn't remember your surname. 1111 01:32:14,148 --> 01:32:15,899 Right, I've got to go. 1112 01:33:54,454 --> 01:33:56,955 I... I don't know. I can hardly remember anything. 1113 01:33:57,081 --> 01:34:00,375 Just start from the beginning, when you first saw me. 1114 01:34:03,045 --> 01:34:05,046 (# John Grant: Marz) 1115 01:34:18,978 --> 01:34:25,317 # Bittersweet strawberry, marshmallow, butterscotch 1116 01:34:26,944 --> 01:34:33,408 # Polar bear, cashew, dixieland, phosphate, chocolate 1117 01:34:34,994 --> 01:34:40,915 # Lime, tuttifrutti, special raspberry, leave it to me 1118 01:34:42,918 --> 01:34:49,256 # Three grace, Scotch lassie, cherry smash, lemon freeze 1119 01:34:51,134 --> 01:34:54,303 # I wanna go to Marz 1120 01:34:54,429 --> 01:34:58,349 # Where green rivers flow 1121 01:34:58,475 --> 01:35:04,855 # And your sweet sixteen is waiting for you after the show 1122 01:35:07,192 --> 01:35:10,110 # I wanna go to Marz 1123 01:35:10,237 --> 01:35:13,948 # You'll meet the Gold Dust Twins tonight 1124 01:35:14,074 --> 01:35:16,283 # You'll get your heart's desire 1125 01:35:16,409 --> 01:35:21,080 # I will meet you under the lights 1126 01:35:38,847 --> 01:35:45,311 # Golden champagne, juicy grapefruit, lucky Monday 1127 01:35:46,981 --> 01:35:53,695 # High-school football, hot fudge, Buffalo, tulip sundae 1128 01:35:54,905 --> 01:36:01,953 # Almond caramel frapp�, pineapple, root beer 1129 01:36:02,955 --> 01:36:09,752 # Black and white, Big Apple, Henry Ford, sweetheart, maple tear 1130 01:36:11,297 --> 01:36:14,339 # I wanna go to Marz 1131 01:36:14,465 --> 01:36:18,385 # Where green rivers flow 1132 01:36:18,511 --> 01:36:24,891 # And your sweet sixteen is waiting for you after the show 1133 01:36:27,353 --> 01:36:30,188 # I wanna go to Marz 1134 01:36:30,315 --> 01:36:34,109 # You'll meet the Gold Dust Twins tonight 1135 01:36:34,235 --> 01:36:36,361 # You'll get your heart's desire 1136 01:36:36,487 --> 01:36:41,241 # I will meet you under the lights... # 88947

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