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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:27,952 Greetings. 2 00:00:27,953 --> 00:00:30,288 Greetings. 3 00:00:30,289 --> 00:00:32,123 You can park around by the garage. 4 00:00:32,124 --> 00:00:34,291 - Okay, thanks a lot. - Welcome brother. 5 00:00:50,742 --> 00:00:53,444 Have any of you seen this girl? 6 00:00:53,445 --> 00:00:55,913 Her name is Lindsey. She's my daughter. 7 00:01:01,652 --> 00:01:06,256 Cyndi! Cyndi! Cyndi! Cyndi! 8 00:01:15,132 --> 00:01:18,269 Excuse me. Excuse me, I'm looking for my daughter. 9 00:01:18,270 --> 00:01:21,338 She's 19. I'm very worried about her. 10 00:01:23,674 --> 00:01:25,108 Flower? 11 00:01:26,644 --> 00:01:28,012 Take it. 12 00:01:28,013 --> 00:01:30,915 Thank God. An actual grownup. 13 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:32,783 Everyone here is on drugs or something. 14 00:01:32,784 --> 00:01:34,685 Please, can you help me? 15 00:01:34,686 --> 00:01:36,821 My daughter came here five days ago. 16 00:01:36,822 --> 00:01:38,856 I haven't seen or heard from her since. 17 00:01:38,857 --> 00:01:40,358 That's not like her. 18 00:01:40,359 --> 00:01:42,426 I'm so scared something's happened to her. 19 00:01:47,865 --> 00:01:50,868 What is wrong with all you people? 20 00:01:50,869 --> 00:01:53,237 Mom, I'm over here. 21 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,138 Lindsey. 22 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:58,475 I was so worried about you. 23 00:02:00,011 --> 00:02:02,947 Hello, Mother. I'm so happy you've come. 24 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:04,315 You're going to love it here. 25 00:02:04,316 --> 00:02:06,984 - I'm not staying, Lindsey. - You have to. 26 00:02:06,985 --> 00:02:09,128 You'll miss her if you leave. She's about to come out. 27 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,489 You're not staying either. We're going home right now. 28 00:02:11,490 --> 00:02:16,060 No, mother. Cyndi needs me. I have to be here for her. 29 00:02:16,061 --> 00:02:18,529 What have these people done to you? 30 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:22,033 They've given me purpose, love. 31 00:02:22,034 --> 00:02:23,701 I'm getting you out of here right now. 32 00:02:23,702 --> 00:02:25,670 You are coming with me. 33 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:32,375 It's her. Mother, it's her. 34 00:02:40,918 --> 00:02:43,119 Cyndi! Cyndi! 35 00:02:56,510 --> 00:03:02,801 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 36 00:03:06,077 --> 00:03:07,745 We really need to find wider doors. 37 00:03:07,746 --> 00:03:10,571 Why would the Clippings Book send us to investigate a cult? 38 00:03:10,572 --> 00:03:14,240 - I'm guessing magical cult. - There's no ley lines near by. 39 00:03:14,241 --> 00:03:17,543 But there does seem to be trace levels of magic everywhere. 40 00:03:17,544 --> 00:03:20,113 The Clippings Book said that some world-renowned chef 41 00:03:20,114 --> 00:03:23,883 gifted his mansion to someone cult leader only known as "Cyndi." 42 00:03:23,884 --> 00:03:26,578 This doesn't sound like our kind of investigation. 43 00:03:26,579 --> 00:03:27,654 Not necessarily. 44 00:03:27,655 --> 00:03:29,735 Followers going to a mansion but they don't come out. 45 00:03:29,736 --> 00:03:31,115 That could be paranormal activity. 46 00:03:31,116 --> 00:03:33,359 - What do we know about this Cyndi? - Not much. 47 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,463 I read about her in the "National Inquisitor" online. 48 00:03:35,464 --> 00:03:36,396 It's really mysterious. 49 00:03:36,397 --> 00:03:37,700 She only goes by her first name, 50 00:03:37,701 --> 00:03:39,365 there are no known photos of her 51 00:03:39,366 --> 00:03:40,789 and all kinds of people follow her, 52 00:03:40,790 --> 00:03:42,335 young, old, celebrities. 53 00:03:42,336 --> 00:03:44,637 - You read the "Inquisitor"? - Every day. 54 00:03:44,638 --> 00:03:48,374 Library has the complete collection of lost classics of all human civilization. 55 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:50,543 Panoply of literature and you read the "Inquisitor." 56 00:03:50,544 --> 00:03:52,578 - What's a panoply? - You know what a panoply is. 57 00:03:52,579 --> 00:03:55,325 - Librarians, focus, focus. - Quite right. 58 00:03:55,326 --> 00:03:56,502 There's no time to be lost. 59 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,319 Why is there no time to be lost? 60 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,554 'Cause there never is. 61 00:04:00,555 --> 00:04:02,023 Sorry you missed orientation. 62 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:03,624 No new applicants until tomorrow. 63 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:05,493 - Ah. - Be back at 9:00 AM sharp. 64 00:04:05,494 --> 00:04:06,997 I'm afraid that you don't understand. 65 00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:08,663 You see, we're the Librarians. 66 00:04:08,664 --> 00:04:10,463 What didn't you say so? 67 00:04:11,699 --> 00:04:13,166 Please come join us. 68 00:04:17,405 --> 00:04:19,305 I don't want this. Hey. 69 00:04:24,712 --> 00:04:27,648 That's it? Why does that always work for you? 70 00:04:27,649 --> 00:04:29,550 It's all in how you say it. 71 00:04:29,551 --> 00:04:30,734 What the hell does that mean? 72 00:04:30,735 --> 00:04:32,486 You know, incantation. 73 00:04:32,487 --> 00:04:33,754 It's a diffusion spell. 74 00:04:33,755 --> 00:04:35,790 Magic? You said we don't use magic. 75 00:04:35,791 --> 00:04:38,224 Yeah, well, it's like a little white magic. 76 00:04:47,835 --> 00:04:49,570 Excuse me, Miss. 77 00:04:49,571 --> 00:04:51,706 Could you just take a selfie of me 78 00:04:51,707 --> 00:04:54,141 with Cyndiland in the background? 79 00:04:54,142 --> 00:04:56,644 It's not a selfie when somebody else takes it. 80 00:04:56,645 --> 00:04:59,780 I love Cyndi. I am her biggest fan. 81 00:04:59,781 --> 00:05:03,851 I'm her number one fan. #TeamCyndi. 82 00:05:03,852 --> 00:05:06,052 For the feels! 83 00:05:07,621 --> 00:05:09,657 Take my selfie. 84 00:05:09,658 --> 00:05:11,258 Still not a selfie. 85 00:05:11,259 --> 00:05:14,528 Cyndi, be praised. 86 00:05:14,529 --> 00:05:18,599 It's almost time. I hope I get picked. I hope I get picked. 87 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,167 Picked for what? 88 00:05:20,168 --> 00:05:24,405 Oh, every day Cyndi allows a few of her followers 89 00:05:24,406 --> 00:05:26,240 to be in the house with her 90 00:05:26,241 --> 00:05:27,942 for the crew challenge. 91 00:05:27,943 --> 00:05:30,578 Winners are picked to live with her 92 00:05:30,579 --> 00:05:32,713 and work on her staff. 93 00:05:32,714 --> 00:05:36,717 Oh, Cyndi. Cyndi, pick me. 94 00:05:36,718 --> 00:05:39,819 Cyndi, Cyndi! 95 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:51,030 Cyndi! Cyndi! 96 00:05:54,602 --> 00:05:57,171 Quiet. Jeez. 97 00:05:57,172 --> 00:05:59,507 I was sleeping, for criminy sake. 98 00:05:59,508 --> 00:06:01,308 And now I got a headache, thank you. 99 00:06:01,309 --> 00:06:03,744 But it's time to choose your houseguests. 100 00:06:03,745 --> 00:06:07,048 Already? Okay. 101 00:06:07,049 --> 00:06:09,949 Um, make room. I'll walk around and pick. 102 00:06:11,952 --> 00:06:13,086 You. 103 00:06:15,623 --> 00:06:17,224 Okay, so if the Clippings Book sent us, 104 00:06:17,225 --> 00:06:18,893 that means we have to find an artifact. 105 00:06:18,894 --> 00:06:20,895 Chances are it's inside that mansion. 106 00:06:20,896 --> 00:06:22,799 One of us has to figure out how to get in there. 107 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,132 Problem solved. 108 00:06:25,133 --> 00:06:27,076 You are the most enchanting woman I've ever seen. 109 00:06:27,077 --> 00:06:28,602 You're like La Grande Odalisque. 110 00:06:28,603 --> 00:06:30,571 - A what? - I don't know. 111 00:06:30,572 --> 00:06:33,273 I'm gonna like you. You got good words. 112 00:06:39,052 --> 00:06:41,355 What the hell just happened to Flynn? 113 00:06:41,356 --> 00:06:42,956 He was bluffing right, that was a bluff? 114 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:44,191 Of course that was a bluff. 115 00:06:44,192 --> 00:06:45,721 There's something about that Cyndi. 116 00:06:45,722 --> 00:06:47,160 I know her from somewhere. 117 00:06:47,161 --> 00:06:50,263 Sorry, crew selection is over for the day. 118 00:06:50,264 --> 00:06:52,099 Yes, but there's been a mistake. 119 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:53,443 If we could just grab our friend. 120 00:06:53,444 --> 00:06:55,941 No one is allowed in without Cyndi's approval. 121 00:06:55,942 --> 00:06:59,377 I suggest you join the others at the worship statue. 122 00:07:02,415 --> 00:07:04,750 It's 12:00. 123 00:07:04,751 --> 00:07:06,718 Time for the noonday worship. 124 00:07:08,921 --> 00:07:10,823 Okay, so we've lost Flynn 125 00:07:10,824 --> 00:07:14,093 and we're surrounded by a bunch of cultist whack jobs. 126 00:07:14,094 --> 00:07:16,295 - Thoughts? - Hmm-mm. It's not a cult. 127 00:07:16,296 --> 00:07:19,498 Cults have beliefs like the ancient cult of Dionysus, all right? 128 00:07:19,499 --> 00:07:21,600 They worshiped fertility, they worshiped art. 129 00:07:21,601 --> 00:07:23,936 These guys have no beliefs, they have no code. 130 00:07:23,937 --> 00:07:26,439 They just have a fixation on this Cyndi. 131 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,073 I know I know her from somewhere. 132 00:07:28,074 --> 00:07:30,443 She must be working some sort of magical artifact 133 00:07:30,444 --> 00:07:33,045 anyone exposed to it falls into a stupefied adoration. 134 00:07:33,046 --> 00:07:35,381 I'm not stupefied. Anyone else here stupefied? 135 00:07:35,382 --> 00:07:38,417 If it's a charm, it's something they're exposed to. 136 00:07:38,418 --> 00:07:40,586 But not us, not yet. 137 00:07:40,587 --> 00:07:41,788 What about the worship statue? 138 00:07:41,789 --> 00:07:43,132 Could be the focus of her powers. 139 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:45,591 Symbolic magic. Imagery of the idol 140 00:07:45,592 --> 00:07:47,560 causes veneration of the person depicted. 141 00:07:47,561 --> 00:07:49,061 Sounds like our artifact. 142 00:07:49,062 --> 00:07:51,045 Okay, Ezekiel, Stone, you go check out the statue. 143 00:07:51,046 --> 00:07:52,812 You and I will go find Flynn. 144 00:07:53,732 --> 00:07:55,501 I'm just so excited to be here. 145 00:07:55,502 --> 00:07:57,036 Everyone is so nice and great. 146 00:07:57,037 --> 00:07:59,038 I think I'm making a really good impression. 147 00:07:59,039 --> 00:08:00,940 The others, they really seem to like me. 148 00:08:00,941 --> 00:08:02,875 It's like for the first time I have real friends. 149 00:08:02,876 --> 00:08:05,410 They just... it feels so good, you know? 150 00:08:09,582 --> 00:08:11,750 - Are you allergic to pollen? - What? Nope. 151 00:08:11,751 --> 00:08:13,384 I have an idea. 152 00:08:24,230 --> 00:08:25,997 Put them over there. 153 00:08:34,974 --> 00:08:38,644 Bless me, Cyndi for I have Cyndied... Cyndied. 154 00:08:38,645 --> 00:08:39,945 I have many things to confess. 155 00:08:39,946 --> 00:08:42,014 I confess, Cyndi, that I love you 156 00:08:42,015 --> 00:08:44,917 - and I confess that I'm unworthy of your attentions. - Flynn? 157 00:08:44,918 --> 00:08:46,619 Cyndi, I promised to love... 158 00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:48,754 He's inside there in the video. 159 00:08:48,755 --> 00:08:50,623 What the hell is this thing? 160 00:08:50,624 --> 00:08:52,847 I confess that I'm unworthy of your attentions... 161 00:08:52,848 --> 00:08:54,151 Some kind of confessional booth. 162 00:08:54,152 --> 00:08:55,895 A little truth for your booth? 163 00:08:55,896 --> 00:08:57,719 Here it goes. You're the most remarkable woman 164 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:58,983 I've ever met in my life, okay? 165 00:08:58,984 --> 00:09:00,633 All other women are as naught 166 00:09:00,634 --> 00:09:03,569 to your celestial, transcended magnificence. 167 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:07,172 Excuse me, can I go next? I'd like to profess my love for Cyndi. 168 00:09:07,173 --> 00:09:09,241 - One at a time. - I have to go right now, 169 00:09:09,242 --> 00:09:12,945 but I have been given the honor of exfoliating your feet, 170 00:09:12,946 --> 00:09:16,482 so I will see you and serve you soon, my queen. 171 00:09:16,483 --> 00:09:21,819 You may enter. Our glorious Cyndi awaits your adoration. 172 00:09:35,968 --> 00:09:39,204 - Agnes. - I'm working as hard as I can. 173 00:09:39,205 --> 00:09:40,439 Work flipping harder. 174 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,575 I need more and you promised me. 175 00:09:42,576 --> 00:09:43,975 Do you have the... 176 00:09:46,779 --> 00:09:48,814 Now get back to it, Ms. Slow-Pokey. 177 00:09:48,815 --> 00:09:52,717 Now look what you did. You're making me curse. 178 00:09:54,753 --> 00:09:58,924 C-Y-N-D-I. 179 00:09:58,925 --> 00:10:00,588 If the statue's a magical artifact, 180 00:10:00,589 --> 00:10:03,256 the readings should get stronger as we get closer. 181 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:09,368 For you, we would die. 182 00:10:09,369 --> 00:10:12,004 - This could get irritating. - Could get irritating? 183 00:10:12,005 --> 00:10:13,572 For you, we would die. 184 00:10:13,573 --> 00:10:15,374 All right, you have to have a talisman 185 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:17,610 to focus emotional energies. 186 00:10:17,611 --> 00:10:21,212 It's driving me crazy. I know I know that face. 187 00:10:23,482 --> 00:10:27,620 Let's see that. It's getting nothing. 188 00:10:27,621 --> 00:10:29,054 The statue is tacky, 189 00:10:29,055 --> 00:10:31,022 but it's definitely not magical. 190 00:10:35,494 --> 00:10:37,730 What's going on over there? 191 00:10:37,731 --> 00:10:40,231 What's Cyndi doing in a military truck? 192 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,500 Hey... 193 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,178 - Go. - Relax. 194 00:11:06,892 --> 00:11:10,361 - What the hell, man? - DOSA works for Cyndi now? 195 00:11:17,271 --> 00:11:19,112 I'm just so excited to be here. 196 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,914 Everyone's so nice... 197 00:11:20,915 --> 00:11:21,914 ...and great. 198 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,687 - What now? - Excuse me, Miss Cyndi, 199 00:11:26,688 --> 00:11:29,823 I need to know if you have another vial ready. 200 00:11:29,824 --> 00:11:32,559 I am working on it, and this would be a lot easier 201 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,628 without this cocky doody interruptions. 202 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,425 I think I'm making a really good impression. 203 00:11:45,426 --> 00:11:46,993 The others they really seem to like me. 204 00:11:46,994 --> 00:11:50,477 It's like, for the first time I have real friends. 205 00:11:50,478 --> 00:11:54,380 It's just... I feel so good, you know. 206 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,383 Never again. 207 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,954 Never again. 208 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:11,467 I told you... 209 00:12:11,468 --> 00:12:13,212 Two male intruders broke into the barn. 210 00:12:13,213 --> 00:12:14,268 They broke into the barn? 211 00:12:14,269 --> 00:12:16,203 That is a double no-no. 212 00:12:16,204 --> 00:12:17,770 Bring them to me. 213 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,982 - Flynn! Flynn! - Flynn! Flynn! 214 00:12:28,983 --> 00:12:31,351 I thought he wasn't gonna take off on his own anymore. 215 00:12:31,352 --> 00:12:33,420 He's always been wily. 216 00:12:33,421 --> 00:12:38,158 Mon Dieu, I have lost my soul. 217 00:12:38,159 --> 00:12:39,625 My every desire. 218 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,830 I have nothing left. Nothing. 219 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:47,167 Oh my Gosh, are you... Oh my Gosh, you are. 220 00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:50,971 Chef Pierre, two Michelin Star chef. 221 00:12:50,972 --> 00:12:53,607 Molecular gastronomy expert, 222 00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:56,043 you vaporized marshmallows. 223 00:12:56,044 --> 00:12:58,378 He's basically a food physicist. 224 00:12:58,379 --> 00:12:59,913 That explains Frankenstein's lab. 225 00:12:59,914 --> 00:13:01,415 Are you the owner of the house? 226 00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:04,818 No, Mademoiselle Cyndi is the owner of this house. 227 00:13:04,819 --> 00:13:09,456 I gave it to her as a sign of my complete and utter devotion. 228 00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:12,059 I want nothing more for her 229 00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:15,162 than to delight her palate. 230 00:13:15,163 --> 00:13:17,965 But now, she says she's tired 231 00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:19,466 of my foie gras spheres, 232 00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:22,235 my prawns with Kataifi foam. 233 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:25,973 And says she wants this. 234 00:13:25,974 --> 00:13:28,075 - Mac and cheese? - From a box. 235 00:13:28,076 --> 00:13:30,277 I didn't believe such a travesty existed. 236 00:13:30,278 --> 00:13:32,279 - I like mac and cheese. - I like it too. 237 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,982 Powdered cheese! 238 00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:38,685 Sacre bleu! 239 00:13:38,686 --> 00:13:42,122 So, Cyndi met him in his restaurant 240 00:13:42,123 --> 00:13:44,191 which means he never saw the statue of her. 241 00:13:44,192 --> 00:13:46,994 He saw her. 242 00:13:46,995 --> 00:13:48,629 The artifact has to be somewhere on her. 243 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:52,733 Like an amulet or a charm, a talisman of some sort. 244 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,573 Two male intruders captured at the barn. 245 00:13:59,574 --> 00:14:02,676 Two males intruders captured at the barn. Copy that. 246 00:14:02,677 --> 00:14:04,678 Send me the surveillance footage ASAP. 247 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:06,113 I'm on my way. 248 00:14:06,114 --> 00:14:07,446 All right. All right. 249 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,454 How did these DOSA guys get mixed up with Cyndi? 250 00:14:14,455 --> 00:14:17,491 Well, they've been investigating magic just like us. 251 00:14:17,492 --> 00:14:19,026 Probably fell under her spell. 252 00:14:19,027 --> 00:14:20,394 All right, we gotta stay strong. 253 00:14:20,395 --> 00:14:22,262 Resist whatever magic she throws at us. 254 00:14:22,263 --> 00:14:24,364 Resist her magic. Check. 255 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:26,133 No, pretty sure DOSA 256 00:14:26,134 --> 00:14:29,336 has training in military and magical counter ops. 257 00:14:29,337 --> 00:14:31,204 Okay, if these guys can fall under her spell, 258 00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:32,766 a little beta personality like yours... 259 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,408 you're not gonna be able to take the load. 260 00:14:34,409 --> 00:14:35,782 - Hey, I'm not... - Stay strong. 261 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,982 - Morning glory. - Stay strong. 262 00:14:41,983 --> 00:14:43,682 You my sunflower? 263 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,456 I'm whatever you want me to be, darling. 264 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,691 What? 265 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:57,431 - You are transcendent. - I give you this. 266 00:14:57,432 --> 00:15:00,100 You're cuter than the usual poopie heads that try to break in. 267 00:15:00,101 --> 00:15:02,668 Oh, no. 268 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,640 I would never cause you any trouble. 269 00:15:06,641 --> 00:15:09,543 Until this moment, I was living in the dark. 270 00:15:09,544 --> 00:15:12,578 But now, with you, you're the light of my world. 271 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,587 Okey dokey, you can stay. 272 00:15:20,588 --> 00:15:22,556 What about you? 273 00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:27,160 Hi. Uh, Ezekiel Jones. Pleasure. 274 00:15:27,161 --> 00:15:30,097 You aren't sweet on me. 275 00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:32,132 Yes. I am. 276 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:33,636 By the way, you look really familiar. 277 00:15:33,637 --> 00:15:35,502 Where do I know you from? 278 00:15:35,503 --> 00:15:38,739 Don't let him fool you. My love knows no bounds. 279 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:41,141 Cyndi, how I love thee. 280 00:15:41,142 --> 00:15:46,079 When eyes laid first on you, my heart fluttered so. 281 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:49,316 Goody, another poet. 282 00:15:49,317 --> 00:15:51,384 Stone, this is getting embarrassing. 283 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,186 You really aren't affected, are you? 284 00:15:53,187 --> 00:15:56,590 - By what? - By me. 285 00:15:56,591 --> 00:15:58,324 Yes, I am. I... 286 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:03,330 You're cool. You're a cool person. 287 00:16:03,331 --> 00:16:05,799 If that so, then how come you're being such sneaky snake 288 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,768 and tried to break into the barn? 289 00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,803 'Cause they're Librarians. 290 00:16:09,804 --> 00:16:12,839 Adamski, you're supposed to be overseeing Project Aphrodite. 291 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,223 When I saw the surveillance video, 292 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,675 I recognized them right away 293 00:16:15,676 --> 00:16:18,411 and I came to warn you they're Librarians. 294 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,014 DOSA's been after the Library for years. 295 00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:22,348 Put that away. 296 00:16:23,617 --> 00:16:25,560 - What's the Library? - I'll tell you what it is. 297 00:16:25,561 --> 00:16:27,888 It's secret collection of magical artifacts. 298 00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:29,456 Stone, are you insane? Zip it! 299 00:16:29,457 --> 00:16:31,480 By the way, we came here because we heard his place 300 00:16:31,481 --> 00:16:33,360 was under control of some kind of magic. 301 00:16:33,361 --> 00:16:36,563 Shut up. Otnay in fron-tay of OSA-DAY! 302 00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:38,565 No, don't shut up. Keep yapping. 303 00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:41,533 Magical artifacts? A secret collection? 304 00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,937 This all sounds very interesting. 305 00:16:47,031 --> 00:16:49,701 We're Librarians. We work for the Library. 306 00:16:49,702 --> 00:16:51,769 No, we're not. We're plumbers. 307 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,753 Yeah. We keep magic from getting out to the world. 308 00:16:53,754 --> 00:16:56,241 It can be a very dangerous thing in the wrong hands. 309 00:16:56,242 --> 00:16:58,610 Of course, I would never keep it from you, my angel. 310 00:16:58,611 --> 00:17:00,712 There's nothing wrong with your hands. 311 00:17:00,713 --> 00:17:03,147 There's something wrong with your mouth. 312 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,582 Where is this place, 313 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:05,883 this Library? 314 00:17:05,884 --> 00:17:09,654 Oh, it's underneath the spectacular bridge... 315 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:12,156 He's nuts. There's no such thing as the Library. 316 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,292 Yes, there is, Cyndi. 317 00:17:14,293 --> 00:17:15,593 And it is filled 318 00:17:15,594 --> 00:17:18,763 with dangerous magical artifacts. 319 00:17:18,764 --> 00:17:20,665 I hate you so much, DOSA dude. 320 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:23,201 Your lunch, Cyndi. 321 00:17:23,202 --> 00:17:25,223 Mac and cheese. 322 00:17:25,364 --> 00:17:27,705 Did I say you could come in, Miss Manners? 323 00:17:27,706 --> 00:17:30,241 This woman is not kitchen staff. 324 00:17:30,242 --> 00:17:33,044 Colonel Eve Baird, she's with the Library too. 325 00:17:33,045 --> 00:17:35,513 Fine, we'll skip the appetizer. 326 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:36,914 - Ah! - Cyndi! 327 00:17:36,915 --> 00:17:39,050 Where are you going, my blossoming sunflower? 328 00:17:39,051 --> 00:17:40,451 I know where Cyndi went. 329 00:17:40,452 --> 00:17:42,352 Follow me, she's waiting for you. 330 00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:47,158 I called Jenkins for a Magic Door. 331 00:17:47,159 --> 00:17:48,359 This way. 332 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,761 Yeah, blossoming sunflower right this way. 333 00:17:54,599 --> 00:17:56,834 Don't let the Librarians leave the property. 334 00:17:56,835 --> 00:17:58,936 - Flynn! - I can't talk now. 335 00:17:58,937 --> 00:18:01,360 - I have to attend Cyndi's bunions. - What? Ew, no, that's... 336 00:18:01,361 --> 00:18:02,774 Unhand me, I must be with my love. 337 00:18:02,775 --> 00:18:04,942 Oh, I could really use a door right now. 338 00:18:04,943 --> 00:18:07,784 - We... - Cyndi's right here. She's right here. 339 00:18:07,785 --> 00:18:09,501 Right through this door. Right here, just right here. 340 00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:10,481 I don't believe you. 341 00:18:10,482 --> 00:18:13,384 Fine, you two stay here. She likes Ezekiel better anyway. 342 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,786 - Hell, no. - No. 343 00:18:23,294 --> 00:18:25,863 Untie me at once! I have to get back to my lover. 344 00:18:25,864 --> 00:18:27,567 I have to get back to the light of my life. 345 00:18:27,568 --> 00:18:29,133 Light of your life? 346 00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:30,702 It's like they've been dipped in magic. 347 00:18:32,638 --> 00:18:35,707 - Cold and it's windy and from afar... - I long for you, 348 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:38,142 and you're the long lost love of my life. 349 00:18:40,179 --> 00:18:42,313 How awesomely pathetic. 350 00:18:42,314 --> 00:18:43,815 C-Y-N-D-I! 351 00:18:43,816 --> 00:18:45,316 You're supposed to be this big deal, 352 00:18:45,317 --> 00:18:46,484 super secret G.I. Joe. 353 00:18:46,485 --> 00:18:48,019 How could you let them escape? 354 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:50,788 I'm sorry. My men had the Librarians cornered. 355 00:18:50,789 --> 00:18:52,757 I have no idea how they vanished. 356 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:55,193 Because they use magic. Duh. 357 00:18:55,194 --> 00:18:57,495 And now their magic's gonna mess with my plans. 358 00:18:57,496 --> 00:19:00,131 If they return I will handle them, Cyndi. 359 00:19:00,132 --> 00:19:01,350 Anything for you. 360 00:19:01,351 --> 00:19:02,935 What's the deal with Project Aphrodite? 361 00:19:02,936 --> 00:19:04,936 - 48 hours. - No. 362 00:19:04,937 --> 00:19:07,739 I can't wait that long. It has to be done tonight. 363 00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,807 Tonight? Oh. 364 00:19:09,808 --> 00:19:13,310 I need three canisters worth, so chop-chop and get cooking. 365 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,050 Jenkins, can you help them? 366 00:19:19,051 --> 00:19:22,053 I certainly hope so. Ezekiel, you were with Stone the entire time? 367 00:19:22,054 --> 00:19:23,054 Pretty much. 368 00:19:23,055 --> 00:19:24,589 And yet you remained unaffected. 369 00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:27,325 - She's not my type. - Hmmm... 370 00:19:27,326 --> 00:19:31,461 - Have an idea? - Yes. No. Well, maybe. Mmm... 371 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,034 These all belong to Cyndi? 372 00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:39,203 Yep. I nicked them from her bedroom. 373 00:19:39,204 --> 00:19:41,539 None of them possess any magical powers whatsoever. 374 00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,441 What's with all the sunflowers? 375 00:19:43,442 --> 00:19:45,109 She's got them everywhere. 376 00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:48,679 Greek mythology, sunflowers represent unrequited love. 377 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,503 It had to have been something she did or said, 378 00:19:50,504 --> 00:19:52,183 some sort of rite she performed. 379 00:19:52,184 --> 00:19:55,686 Nope, Cyndi walks in and Stone turns into a lovebird. 380 00:19:57,022 --> 00:19:59,323 I smell lily of the valley. 381 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,725 - It's weird. - I second that. 382 00:20:00,726 --> 00:20:04,395 Stone and Flynn smelled oddly flowery too. 383 00:20:04,396 --> 00:20:06,264 It's her perfume. 384 00:20:06,265 --> 00:20:07,768 So we're not looking for an artifact. 385 00:20:07,769 --> 00:20:10,069 We are looking for a love potion. 386 00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:13,204 Now, the first thing that one should know 387 00:20:13,205 --> 00:20:17,175 about love potions is that they were never about instilling love. 388 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,677 If there's no love in a love potion, then what's in it? 389 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:24,015 Obsessionem. Latin for "obsession." 390 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:27,285 Ancient elixirs such as these were originally used 391 00:20:27,286 --> 00:20:30,788 to create uncontrollable arousal and energy 392 00:20:30,789 --> 00:20:32,757 - for the battlefield. - Well, like a possession 393 00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:34,859 but without a spirit actually taking over the body. 394 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,561 Yes, it can be very dangerous. 395 00:20:36,562 --> 00:20:39,063 Kinda like a wild pack of Beliebers? 396 00:20:39,064 --> 00:20:40,498 I have no idea what that means, 397 00:20:40,499 --> 00:20:41,699 but probably worse. 398 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,968 So how did an obsession potion 399 00:20:43,969 --> 00:20:45,336 get to be called a love potion? 400 00:20:45,337 --> 00:20:47,738 Romanic book writers and greeting card companies 401 00:20:47,739 --> 00:20:50,041 shanghaied the word and redefined it. 402 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,943 Okay, so why didn't the love... 403 00:20:51,944 --> 00:20:54,212 I mean, the obsession potion work on me? 404 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:56,156 Actually, Mr. Jones, it's rather simple. 405 00:20:56,157 --> 00:20:58,850 Because you're completely obsessed with yourself. 406 00:20:58,851 --> 00:21:02,186 It didn't work on me because I'm so awesome. 407 00:21:02,187 --> 00:21:03,920 Advantage me. 408 00:21:06,023 --> 00:21:08,159 Yes, well, whoever made Cyndi's fragrance 409 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,228 is a very powerful practitioner of magic. 410 00:21:10,229 --> 00:21:13,064 Well, it's not Cyndi. She can't even make herself a mac and cheese. 411 00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:14,799 Somebody's gotta be helping her. 412 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,367 - A witch? - Or a warlock? 413 00:21:16,368 --> 00:21:18,636 Mac and cheese! 414 00:21:18,637 --> 00:21:21,772 Chef Pierre's kitchen is way more hi-tech than a normal kitchen. 415 00:21:21,773 --> 00:21:23,040 He's a molecular gastronomist. 416 00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:25,109 It's decked out like a science lab. 417 00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:27,111 What, you think the chef is a warlock? 418 00:21:27,112 --> 00:21:29,013 No, he's under the spell too, 419 00:21:29,014 --> 00:21:31,015 but his kitchen is the perfect place 420 00:21:31,016 --> 00:21:32,617 to home brew some love potion. 421 00:21:32,618 --> 00:21:34,218 I can try to make an antidote 422 00:21:34,219 --> 00:21:37,255 from the trace readings I get from Mr. Carsen and Mr. Stone, 423 00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:39,519 but if you can get me a pure sample of Cyndi's fragrance, 424 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,791 I can do this in no time. 425 00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:43,461 Fire up the back door, Jenkins. We're going back. 426 00:21:43,462 --> 00:21:45,463 Not quite yet. 427 00:21:47,165 --> 00:21:48,566 What is that? 428 00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:50,234 A salve that I've created. 429 00:21:50,235 --> 00:21:53,971 It will help block your olfactory senses from Cyndi's redolence. 430 00:21:53,972 --> 00:21:55,940 Ugh! 431 00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:58,209 You know, it's not so bad if you don't breathe. 432 00:21:58,210 --> 00:22:00,244 No, Jenkins, I'm immune! 433 00:22:00,245 --> 00:22:02,446 I don't need any of your funky junk, remember? 434 00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:05,081 Yes, I do remember. 435 00:22:09,881 --> 00:22:12,104 Do you think the mysterious Project Aphrodite 436 00:22:12,105 --> 00:22:13,491 - is in there? - Who knows? 437 00:22:13,492 --> 00:22:15,660 Ezekiel, see if you can track down a sample of the fragrance 438 00:22:15,661 --> 00:22:17,061 so Jenkins can make an antidote. 439 00:22:17,062 --> 00:22:18,922 Cassandra and I are gonna check out the barn. 440 00:22:24,201 --> 00:22:26,903 Station two, report back to the command center. 441 00:22:34,613 --> 00:22:36,046 Go. 442 00:22:58,235 --> 00:23:00,037 Project Aphrodite. 443 00:23:00,038 --> 00:23:02,573 What's Cyndi doing with a giant missile? 444 00:23:02,574 --> 00:23:05,376 They're preparing it to launch. 445 00:23:05,377 --> 00:23:07,210 Well, what's the target? 446 00:23:09,515 --> 00:23:11,822 That's an LX-18 short range missile. 447 00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:14,590 DOSA must have brought it for Cyndi. 448 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:18,328 What is Cyndi doing with a giant missile? 449 00:23:18,329 --> 00:23:23,233 It could be adapted to carry a nerve gas payload or... 450 00:23:23,234 --> 00:23:25,369 a love potion. 451 00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:26,470 Only that's crazy. 452 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:28,637 Cassandra, tell me that's crazy. 453 00:23:30,674 --> 00:23:33,844 Okay, given the 22 degree angle of the platform 454 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:35,779 and a launch speed of 2.5 miles per second, 455 00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:39,616 it's on track to reach 40,000 feet and then... 456 00:23:39,617 --> 00:23:43,387 - Oh, boy. - Do I wanna know? 457 00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:45,355 It's gonna explode in the troposphere. 458 00:23:45,356 --> 00:23:48,091 When it does, the jet stream will carry it south. 459 00:23:48,092 --> 00:23:49,626 Meaning that within 24 hours... 460 00:23:49,627 --> 00:23:51,361 Everyone along the eastern seaboard 461 00:23:51,362 --> 00:23:53,696 will be exposed to the potion. 462 00:24:01,471 --> 00:24:02,738 Doug. 463 00:24:04,274 --> 00:24:05,708 Thank you, ma'am. 464 00:24:07,411 --> 00:24:08,879 We'll need more for phase two. 465 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,815 Of course I'm making more. What do you think I'm doing? 466 00:24:14,284 --> 00:24:16,486 I think we found our witch. 467 00:24:16,487 --> 00:24:18,921 That's just crass stereotyping. 468 00:24:26,830 --> 00:24:29,700 Gentlemen, not exactly a "eureka" moment, 469 00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:31,702 but I think I have found something. 470 00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:35,138 Now, I was able to collect trace findings of the love potion 471 00:24:35,139 --> 00:24:36,206 from your clothes, 472 00:24:36,207 --> 00:24:38,575 and synthesizing the ingredients, 473 00:24:38,576 --> 00:24:41,845 I do believe that I have made an antidote. So... 474 00:24:41,846 --> 00:24:43,380 Have you seen my Cyndi? 475 00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:45,484 - I'd love to see her again. - I should be able to... 476 00:24:50,153 --> 00:24:54,991 Now, if this is correct, it should come back to normal in three, two, one... 477 00:24:57,562 --> 00:25:00,463 - Jenkins. - Sir. Good to have you back. 478 00:25:01,164 --> 00:25:02,798 Stone? 479 00:25:04,434 --> 00:25:07,571 I never noticed how piercing your eyes are. 480 00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:10,374 You're a remarkably attractive man. 481 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:12,042 With a very gentle smile. 482 00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:13,977 Noble nose. Strong jaw. 483 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,115 Please, forgive me. Sorry, so sorry. 484 00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:22,152 That's all right, I just have a little more work to do, sorry. 485 00:25:35,899 --> 00:25:37,522 Tell them I'll have it filled in an hour. 486 00:25:37,523 --> 00:25:39,056 Yes, Miss Cyndi. 487 00:25:46,576 --> 00:25:48,745 These have been the happiest days of my life. 488 00:25:48,746 --> 00:25:51,681 It's like, for the first time I'm so connected. 489 00:25:51,682 --> 00:25:55,419 Good people who really care about me. 490 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:58,955 My whole life, all I've ever wanted is to be accepted. 491 00:25:58,956 --> 00:26:02,392 And here I found a group of people that accepted me 492 00:26:02,393 --> 00:26:05,528 and like me and were my friends. 493 00:26:10,967 --> 00:26:12,736 We know all about your missile 494 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:16,039 and your little potion and what you and Cyndi are up to. 495 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,240 Oh, thank God. 496 00:26:17,241 --> 00:26:19,609 It's been a nightmare. That wicked girl, 497 00:26:19,610 --> 00:26:21,211 she forced me to do a terrible thing. 498 00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:23,780 Forced? So you're not under her spell? 499 00:26:23,781 --> 00:26:27,217 She has me watched 24 hours a day. 500 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:29,152 I've practically been her slave. 501 00:26:29,153 --> 00:26:33,390 Look, we can help you but we need a sample of that love potion. 502 00:26:33,391 --> 00:26:35,258 There's a ton of it in the fridge. 503 00:26:35,259 --> 00:26:39,229 But it won't work without the secret ingredient. 504 00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:41,631 Wait. Secret ingredient? 505 00:26:41,632 --> 00:26:46,636 Tears. Tears of the one seeking adoration. 506 00:26:46,637 --> 00:26:48,470 Come... see. 507 00:26:52,742 --> 00:26:55,745 Wow. There's enough in here for ten missiles. 508 00:27:00,317 --> 00:27:02,319 That witch locked us in. 509 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,056 It's time to vote. One of you leaves the house today. 510 00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:07,657 Please, lift up your cards 511 00:27:07,658 --> 00:27:10,293 with the name of the person you're voting out 512 00:27:10,294 --> 00:27:13,029 and the emoji telling us how you feel about them. 513 00:27:13,030 --> 00:27:14,797 Cindy, let's start with you. 514 00:27:16,433 --> 00:27:19,936 Um... I couldn't pick anyone. 515 00:27:19,937 --> 00:27:22,739 You guys have been so great and you've been so wonderful, 516 00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:25,609 I didn't... I wouldn't want any of you to leave the show. 517 00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:27,409 And Dale. 518 00:27:27,906 --> 00:27:30,776 Oh my God. Dale, what? 519 00:27:30,777 --> 00:27:34,518 No! You guys... 520 00:27:34,591 --> 00:27:35,622 Cindy, I'm sorry, 521 00:27:35,623 --> 00:27:37,524 but the house has unanimously voted you out. 522 00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,259 - Please, say your good-byes. - Freak. 523 00:27:39,260 --> 00:27:41,261 - Loser! - Get out of the house. 524 00:27:41,262 --> 00:27:43,864 We don't want you here. 525 00:27:43,865 --> 00:27:46,166 I thought... I thought we were friends. 526 00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:50,037 Why would you do that to someone that was your friend? 527 00:27:50,038 --> 00:27:51,438 I thought that we were friends 528 00:27:51,439 --> 00:27:53,006 and you guys were so nice to me. 529 00:27:53,007 --> 00:27:57,277 And you... I trusted you. You would give me advice. 530 00:27:57,278 --> 00:27:59,446 You helped me pick out this shirt for today 531 00:27:59,447 --> 00:28:00,781 and I don't understand. 532 00:28:00,782 --> 00:28:03,483 No, wait, I trusted you. I just wanna know why! 533 00:28:03,484 --> 00:28:05,685 I wanna know why you would do that to somebody. 534 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:07,854 - Why would you... - That's where I remember you from. 535 00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:09,856 You! I'm calling the guards. 536 00:28:09,857 --> 00:28:12,325 You're Cindy Kroger. "The Life Show." 537 00:28:12,326 --> 00:28:14,594 You changed the spelling but that's you up there. 538 00:28:14,595 --> 00:28:17,931 Those people were absolutely horrible to you. 539 00:28:17,932 --> 00:28:20,132 You saw the show? 540 00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:24,004 What they did to me? 541 00:28:24,005 --> 00:28:27,441 I'm not gonna let anybody make me feel like that. 542 00:28:27,442 --> 00:28:28,675 Ever again. 543 00:28:28,676 --> 00:28:30,544 By using a love potion? 544 00:28:30,545 --> 00:28:31,945 Why not? 545 00:28:31,946 --> 00:28:34,714 After they kicked me off "The Life Show," 546 00:28:34,715 --> 00:28:38,251 I didn't wanna live anymore. 547 00:28:38,252 --> 00:28:42,155 And then Agnes, the show's makeup artist, she came to me 548 00:28:42,156 --> 00:28:45,692 and she said that she could make me a potion 549 00:28:45,693 --> 00:28:47,494 that would... that would help me, 550 00:28:47,495 --> 00:28:49,563 that would make everybody love me. 551 00:28:49,564 --> 00:28:50,564 It didn't work on me. 552 00:28:50,565 --> 00:28:52,632 It didn't. Why? 553 00:28:52,633 --> 00:28:56,503 Because, I already love, trust, 554 00:28:56,504 --> 00:29:00,272 and believe in someone so much I could never be swayed. 555 00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:04,811 And that person is me. 556 00:29:04,812 --> 00:29:07,481 It doesn't work on you 'cause you're an egomaniac? 557 00:29:07,482 --> 00:29:09,249 No, I don't need other people 558 00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:11,985 to make me believe in myself, to validate me. 559 00:29:11,986 --> 00:29:14,488 And you don't, either. 560 00:29:14,489 --> 00:29:15,921 You don't know me. 561 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:19,592 You don't know how I feel. 562 00:29:21,328 --> 00:29:22,528 How alone I am. 563 00:29:27,501 --> 00:29:30,770 I've been called a weirdo and a freak 564 00:29:30,771 --> 00:29:32,405 for as long as I can remember. 565 00:29:32,406 --> 00:29:36,543 And now with the potion, everything is good, you're happy now? 566 00:29:36,544 --> 00:29:38,945 I will be. I just need more followers. 567 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:41,181 I just need more people to love me. 568 00:29:41,182 --> 00:29:44,084 And how many more exactly, 100? 1,000? 569 00:29:44,085 --> 00:29:46,268 How about the entire nation? How about the whole world? 570 00:29:46,269 --> 00:29:48,155 - Don't mock me. - I'm not. 571 00:29:48,156 --> 00:29:52,058 In fact, I am just like you. 572 00:29:52,059 --> 00:29:55,128 I grew up dirt poor, we had nothing. 573 00:29:55,129 --> 00:29:56,763 The other kids laughed at me 574 00:29:56,764 --> 00:29:59,431 because of what I wore and where I lived. 575 00:30:01,268 --> 00:30:06,206 So, I decided one day that if this world wasn't gonna give me what I wanted, 576 00:30:06,207 --> 00:30:07,440 I would take it. 577 00:30:07,441 --> 00:30:10,377 So I became a thief and not just any thief. 578 00:30:10,378 --> 00:30:13,879 I became the greatest thief that ever lived. 579 00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:17,584 And you know what? 580 00:30:17,585 --> 00:30:22,221 No matter how much I stole, I always needed to steal more. 581 00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:32,732 When you allow a hole in your heart to grow that big, 582 00:30:32,733 --> 00:30:35,034 it can never be filled. 583 00:30:38,471 --> 00:30:40,373 I just wanna be loved. 584 00:30:40,374 --> 00:30:42,475 That is not love. 585 00:30:42,476 --> 00:30:45,912 That is obsession and it's only gonna grow worse. 586 00:30:45,913 --> 00:30:50,383 I promise you, Cindy. If you do not stop now, this will not end well. 587 00:30:50,384 --> 00:30:53,520 No, no. Those people will do anything for me. 588 00:30:53,521 --> 00:30:55,387 You're wrong. They love me. 589 00:30:57,424 --> 00:30:58,557 Do they? 590 00:31:09,603 --> 00:31:14,441 Cyndi. You look so gorgeous today. 591 00:31:14,442 --> 00:31:16,409 - She's here. - Cyndi. 592 00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:18,578 - Cyndi. - Cyndi. 593 00:31:18,579 --> 00:31:20,313 Hi, Cyndi. 594 00:31:20,314 --> 00:31:21,815 That is love. 595 00:31:21,816 --> 00:31:25,685 - Lovely, Cyndi. - That is obsession. 596 00:31:25,686 --> 00:31:28,788 Look at what it becomes. 597 00:31:43,670 --> 00:31:47,707 Hey, who's that with my Cyndi? 598 00:31:47,708 --> 00:31:52,178 She's not your Cyndi. She's mine. 599 00:31:52,179 --> 00:31:56,983 Mine, she's mine. 600 00:31:56,984 --> 00:31:59,885 She's my Cyndi. She's mine. She's my Cyndi. 601 00:32:01,988 --> 00:32:04,958 - Stop it. - She's mine. 602 00:32:04,959 --> 00:32:07,761 - Stop. Stop. - She's mine. 603 00:32:07,762 --> 00:32:10,664 Stop it. No. No, stop it. 604 00:32:10,665 --> 00:32:12,632 Stop it! No, stop it! 605 00:32:12,633 --> 00:32:14,134 No! 606 00:32:19,573 --> 00:32:21,207 Oh, no! You're hurting me! 607 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:23,576 Cindy, come here. Everyone, get away. 608 00:32:23,577 --> 00:32:25,644 - Get away from her! - She's mine. 609 00:32:27,747 --> 00:32:29,281 Cyndi, no, get away from her. 610 00:32:33,553 --> 00:32:34,788 Cyndi! 611 00:32:34,789 --> 00:32:37,322 - We love you! - Cyndi, open up! 612 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:41,261 That is your future, Cindy. 613 00:32:41,262 --> 00:32:43,229 I don't understand, they're supposed to love me. 614 00:32:43,230 --> 00:32:45,932 That's not you. None of it is. 615 00:32:45,933 --> 00:32:47,834 Look, I watched you on that show. 616 00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:51,705 You are a really sweet, kind, and caring person. 617 00:32:51,706 --> 00:32:55,141 Kinda weird but that's what made you cool. 618 00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:57,376 Now look at what you've become. 619 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:04,250 This isn't I wanted. 620 00:33:04,251 --> 00:33:06,152 Magic corrupts. 621 00:33:06,153 --> 00:33:08,854 It does this to people, it's not your fault. 622 00:33:12,726 --> 00:33:16,930 No... no. I am so sorry. 623 00:33:16,931 --> 00:33:18,897 I was such a fool. I... 624 00:33:20,567 --> 00:33:22,202 I have to stop the missile launch. 625 00:33:22,203 --> 00:33:24,537 Great. 626 00:33:24,538 --> 00:33:25,972 Wait, missile launch? 627 00:33:25,973 --> 00:33:27,640 Come on, come on, come on. 628 00:33:27,641 --> 00:33:31,610 Ah. Okay. Okay. 629 00:33:34,381 --> 00:33:37,250 When I give the word, kick right there. 630 00:33:37,251 --> 00:33:38,885 Okay. Are you sure this will work? 631 00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:42,889 Well, the door's latched from the inside, so... 632 00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:45,392 if we can lower the temperature of the room 633 00:33:45,393 --> 00:33:47,694 below the ductile-brittle transition temperature, 634 00:33:47,695 --> 00:33:51,331 the weakest bonds of the metal crystal lattice 635 00:33:51,332 --> 00:33:54,868 should become sus... susceptible to damage and break. 636 00:33:54,869 --> 00:33:56,636 Yeah. If we don't freeze first. 637 00:33:56,637 --> 00:33:58,905 There is that. So... 638 00:33:58,906 --> 00:34:01,474 Okay, we're almost there. 639 00:34:01,475 --> 00:34:04,042 Okay, go. Now. 640 00:34:06,146 --> 00:34:07,180 Oh, you did it. 641 00:34:07,181 --> 00:34:10,083 I've an idea. Grab an onion. 642 00:34:10,084 --> 00:34:11,317 - Red or white? - White. 643 00:34:11,318 --> 00:34:12,618 White. 644 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:26,966 Everyone, listen to me. 645 00:34:26,967 --> 00:34:29,067 We have to stop the launch. 646 00:34:31,404 --> 00:34:32,638 Guys, I said stop. 647 00:34:34,808 --> 00:34:39,412 - Hey, hey, I'm serious. - So are they. 648 00:34:39,413 --> 00:34:43,149 I anticipated that you may have a change of heart. 649 00:34:43,150 --> 00:34:48,053 So now, they have a new love... me! 650 00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:50,989 System activated. 651 00:35:12,695 --> 00:35:15,197 Isn't this what you always wanted, Cindy? 652 00:35:15,198 --> 00:35:18,200 The missile will launch and the whole world will love you. 653 00:35:18,201 --> 00:35:19,901 Incoming... 654 00:35:26,142 --> 00:35:28,944 Is that the best you can do, Guardian? 655 00:35:28,945 --> 00:35:31,847 The potion won't work without tears. 656 00:35:31,848 --> 00:35:34,182 - On it. - Ah. 657 00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:39,521 Onion. Oh. 658 00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,140 I love you, Agnes. 659 00:36:01,410 --> 00:36:02,978 Be mine forever. 660 00:36:02,979 --> 00:36:05,346 - Only mine. - She's mine. 661 00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:13,154 Mine and only mine. 662 00:36:16,158 --> 00:36:17,426 Eeny, meeny, miny... 663 00:36:17,427 --> 00:36:18,793 Moe! 664 00:36:23,999 --> 00:36:26,502 If all my years in counter-terrorism taught me anything, 665 00:36:26,503 --> 00:36:29,504 it's never press the red button. 666 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:35,377 Um, guys, the overdose of the potion has made them completely obsessed. 667 00:36:35,378 --> 00:36:36,811 They're gonna tear her apart. 668 00:36:50,493 --> 00:36:52,761 The antidote. 669 00:36:57,333 --> 00:36:59,201 I think so, anyway. 670 00:36:59,202 --> 00:37:01,469 It worked on Mr. Carsen and Mr. Stone. 671 00:37:02,571 --> 00:37:03,938 - Ah. - Whoa. 672 00:37:05,207 --> 00:37:08,577 Wait a minute. How did she know I'm a guardian? 673 00:37:08,578 --> 00:37:10,778 Ah! 674 00:37:13,916 --> 00:37:15,351 Apep! 675 00:37:15,352 --> 00:37:16,818 What the hell is an "Apep"? 676 00:37:17,953 --> 00:37:19,922 Monster, Egyptian god of chaos. 677 00:37:19,923 --> 00:37:22,824 Really bad dude trying to release pure evil into the world. 678 00:37:30,699 --> 00:37:32,167 I kinda miss Pierre. 679 00:37:32,168 --> 00:37:35,436 His chili mac and cheese dogs were so yummy. 680 00:37:37,132 --> 00:37:39,595 Yeah, at least he let you stay in the mansion a few more weeks 681 00:37:39,596 --> 00:37:43,264 while he goes to save the restaurant he's been neglecting. 682 00:37:45,948 --> 00:37:48,417 I wanna thank you, Ezekiel. 683 00:37:48,418 --> 00:37:52,253 You made me appreciate that it's okay to be just me. 684 00:37:53,522 --> 00:37:54,990 That's what I do. 685 00:37:54,991 --> 00:37:57,026 You said that we were alike, 686 00:37:57,027 --> 00:38:01,096 so how did you finally fix the hole in your heart? 687 00:38:01,097 --> 00:38:03,832 The one that made you want to keep stealing? 688 00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:06,435 It's not about who 689 00:38:06,436 --> 00:38:09,971 or how many people love you. 690 00:38:11,407 --> 00:38:14,243 It's about who you love. 691 00:38:14,244 --> 00:38:17,178 I finally found the right ones worthy of mine. 692 00:38:18,781 --> 00:38:21,350 Did you think I'll ever find friends like yours? 693 00:38:21,351 --> 00:38:23,418 Well, you got one friend. 694 00:38:24,853 --> 00:38:26,320 Take it from there. 695 00:38:35,464 --> 00:38:36,864 Wow. 696 00:38:38,467 --> 00:38:40,336 I gotta... Library... go. 697 00:38:40,337 --> 00:38:43,104 To... you... Jenkins. 698 00:38:44,206 --> 00:38:45,306 I should probably go. 699 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,214 I'll see you around. 700 00:39:02,626 --> 00:39:05,661 Cyndi, I'm coming! Cyndi! 701 00:39:05,662 --> 00:39:08,430 - You stay away from her. - Stop saying her name. 702 00:39:09,699 --> 00:39:11,332 You think it's funny? Ha, ha. 703 00:39:12,968 --> 00:39:15,404 Yes, indeed. Now, are we certain 704 00:39:15,405 --> 00:39:17,973 that this smoke we saw was Apep? 705 00:39:17,974 --> 00:39:19,742 Exactly the same as always. 706 00:39:19,743 --> 00:39:21,443 And Agnes had no memory of anything 707 00:39:21,444 --> 00:39:22,711 afterward whatsoever. 708 00:39:22,712 --> 00:39:24,055 I mean, if he's the god of chaos, 709 00:39:24,056 --> 00:39:25,414 why would he want to spread love? 710 00:39:25,415 --> 00:39:28,150 Not love, obsession. 711 00:39:28,151 --> 00:39:31,620 And the entire world being obsessed 712 00:39:31,621 --> 00:39:33,656 with one single person? 713 00:39:33,657 --> 00:39:34,923 That would wreak chaos. 714 00:39:34,924 --> 00:39:36,707 The balance of good and evil would be tipped. 715 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,927 And now we know why the Clipping Book sent us. 716 00:39:38,928 --> 00:39:40,562 And I believe that should be stored 717 00:39:40,563 --> 00:39:42,731 in the new wing for modern artifacts. 718 00:39:42,732 --> 00:39:44,833 Exactly where I was about to take it. 719 00:39:44,834 --> 00:39:46,935 - Ah. May I? - Of course. 720 00:39:46,936 --> 00:39:49,571 The start of a new love potion wing. 721 00:39:49,572 --> 00:39:51,774 So do we know where Apep is now? 722 00:39:51,775 --> 00:39:54,143 Well, my guess he went back to his sarcophagus. 723 00:39:54,144 --> 00:39:56,527 He has to regenerate and that's the only place he can do it. 724 00:39:56,528 --> 00:39:58,347 And the sarcophagus has disappeared, so... 725 00:39:58,348 --> 00:39:59,948 Well, we need to find it. 726 00:39:59,949 --> 00:40:01,950 Should we see if Cindy wants to help? 727 00:40:01,951 --> 00:40:03,651 Wow, I'm never gonna live this down, am I? 728 00:40:03,652 --> 00:40:04,589 Never. 729 00:40:06,588 --> 00:40:09,524 So, Jones... 730 00:40:10,826 --> 00:40:12,127 You realize your narcissism 731 00:40:12,128 --> 00:40:13,662 isn't the reason why that love potion 732 00:40:13,663 --> 00:40:16,598 didn't work on you, right? 733 00:40:16,599 --> 00:40:18,867 What are you talking about? 734 00:40:18,868 --> 00:40:23,739 Well, Flynn and I have pretty healthy egos too. 735 00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:27,942 Love potion worked on us. It didn't on you. 736 00:40:30,212 --> 00:40:31,445 Why is that? 737 00:40:32,681 --> 00:40:34,416 'Cause you already had feelings for her? 738 00:40:34,417 --> 00:40:36,185 Cindy? Are you insane? 739 00:40:36,186 --> 00:40:39,455 Ever since you saw that girl on that TV show, 740 00:40:39,456 --> 00:40:40,956 you had a thing for her. 741 00:40:40,957 --> 00:40:42,580 That's why the potion didn't work on you. 742 00:40:42,581 --> 00:40:44,848 You were already in love with her. 743 00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:03,544 Love potion. 744 00:41:19,567 --> 00:41:25,667 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 55268

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