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Whoo! All right, man,
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make that one.
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Easy. What's the score again?
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You have letters H-O-R-S,
and I have none.
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All right.
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I'm-a head home. You done, too?
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No, I'm-a hang around for a little bit.
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All right. Hit me up for one last shot.
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Splash time.
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Hey, what's up, little man?
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Yo, what's up?
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Want to shoot around?
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Nah, man.
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But I do want those shoes.
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Okay, well, put them on
your Christmas list,
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and maybe Santa Claus
will you bring you some.
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I don't believe in no Santa.
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But I do believe you're
gonna give me those shoes.
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I'm not giving you my shoes.
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Plus, I outweigh you
by a hundred pounds.
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Well, you're a little big-boned,
so it's starting to even out.
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Now...
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you ready to give me those shoes?
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You know what?
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Fine.
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I can't believe this bunch of...
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Oh, my God, is that Santa Claus?
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Okay, it's time to
turn up the intensity.
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Squat down and up.
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Work those glutes.
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Push that butt back. Push those...
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Aw, come on, Calvin. You know, get up.
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You promised you would
exercise with me.
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Believe you me, baby, you got
my heart rate up plenty.
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Oh, hey, Malcolm.
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You just getting back
from the park with Dave?
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
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If he ever beats you in basketball,
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we're gonna have to put
you up for adoption.
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Well, you don't have
to worry about that.
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So I'm-a go take a shower.
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Hold on, hold on. What
happened to your shoes?
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You know, I lost them.
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Don't tell me you lost
them in a game to Dave.
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We're gonna have to lie
about this as a family.
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Yeah.
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All right, look, it's no big deal...
relax... but...
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- I just got robbed down at the park.
- Whoa, whoa.
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- What?!
- You got robbed?
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Look, guys, calm down. I'm fine.
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Oh, my God, thank God you're okay.
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Hey, it's cool, Ma. Okay.
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Who did this, man?
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Who attacked you?
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Hey, look, it's no big deal.
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It was just some punks
down at the park.
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What you mean it's no big deal?
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We're Butlers, right? You
mess with one of us,
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- you mess with all of us.
- That's right.
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You know what, Tina? Where
you keep my fighting shirt?
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- No, hold on.
- 'Cause I'll beat up this whole town.
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- I know you will. I know you will.
- You know I will.
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Just relax, okay? There's no need
to fight. I will take care of it.
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You will?
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Yeah. 'Cause-'cause-'cause
I'm a Butler.
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- That's right.
- A-And Butlersdon't play.
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Damn right.
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You damn right. Now...
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Yeah. Give it to me.
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Yeah!
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That's right.
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Was he messing with me?
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Thanks for helping us
install these cameras.
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After what happened to Malcolm,
we're gonna feel so much safer.
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Yeah, well, these babies
are top of the line.
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You can monitor them from your phone.
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They have night vision and zoom.
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You know... between this tool belt
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and all these new high-tech gadgets,
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I kind of feel like Batman.
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Really?
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'Cause you look like one
of the Village People.
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No, no.
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I'm Batman.
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Dad.
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Why are you wearing
your fighting shirt?
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I'm going down to that park,
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and I'm-a find out who jacked Malcolm.
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Well, h-hold on.
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I'm-a come with you. I can help.
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How are you gonna help?
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Back home I was part of
the Neighborhood Watch.
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Now, I don't want to brag, but...
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a couple years ago, I
single-handedly caught
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the elusive Kalamazoo Basil Bandit.
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Spoiler alert:
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it was a deer.
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What?
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Spoiler alert: I don't care.
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Look, besides,
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I don't need you... I
got Abe and Tommy.
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- Who are they?
- A couple of real OGs
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that keep their ears to the streets.
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OGs? They're a couple of old farts
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that play chess in the park all day.
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They also do tai chi.
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O-Okay, well, I-I'm-a,
I'm-a come with you.
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Why?
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As backup.
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Look, we're a couple of fathers
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who both want to keep
this neighborhood safe.
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Also...
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I'm Batman.
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Hey, are the cameras working?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yep. We can see everything
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right here on the TV.
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Oh, thank you, Marty.
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No, no problem. I love electronics.
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You know, I like to pretend like
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I'm the tech guy on a covert team
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with a cool nickname like Virus
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or... Firewall.
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How about Nerd Man?
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Okay, Captain Bed Wetter.
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That was our secret.
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Hey, man, don't mess with Firewall.
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I won't.
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Mm, now I got to pee.
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So, now do you feel safer?
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Here, yeah.
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But I'm still worried about
walking around the neighborhood
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or taking Grover to the park.
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Oh, you should take a
self-defense class.
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Oh, please. She doesn't need that.
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I got you. See, back in the '90s,
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when this area was a little rougher,
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I developed my own self-defense system.
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Oh, no.
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No, not "Tina kwon do" again.
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Please. You loved it.
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We used to train together all the time.
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We did not train together!
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I put on homemade protective gear,
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and you beat the crap out of me.
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It was a bonding experience.
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See, I figured out a
way to defend myself
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using things that I
just had in my purse.
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Will you teach me?
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Of course I will.
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Marty, suit up.
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No, no, Mama. I just ate.
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Well, if you want, I could
demonstrate without the pads.
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All right, fine.
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Okay. Oh, oh, and, uh,
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wear a extra pillow,
'cause we're going hard.
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This is exciting.
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You know, I've never done
anything like this before.
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On that deer case, I worked solo.
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Must've been nice.
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Hey, hey, fellas.
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Calvin.
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Ain't seen you down here in a minute.
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Hey, guys, I'm Calvin's friend Dave.
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Didn't nobody ask who you were.
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And don't nobody care.
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He's right, Dave.
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They really don't.
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Look, fellas, I don't
know if you heard,
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but Malcolm got mugged
down here the other day.
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Yeah, we saw it.
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- Check.
- You did?
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W-Well, who did it?
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It was Jamaal and them.
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You mean those little kids over there?
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Are you kidding me?
This is embarrassing.
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Malcolm got rolled by a
bunch of little kids?
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Well, it looks like I'm-a
have to go over there
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and teach those little kids a lesson.
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I didn't even have to
wear my fighting shirt.
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O-Okay, well... just, Calvin,
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don't do something you're gonna regret.
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Eh, it's too late for that, Dave.
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I already brought you.
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Yo, Jamaal!
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I can't believe those little
kids jumped me like that.
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It was like watching a
bunch of baby lions
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take down a wildebeest.
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Where were you, anyway? You
were supposed to have my back.
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Well, I was right there.
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I was offering them my
shoes instead of yours.
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No one wants your Skechers, Dave.
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I'm letting you know something...
this ain't over.
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We need to teach those
little kids a lesson.
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'Cause around here, nobody
messes with Calvin Butler.
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Aah!
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I stepped on a acorn.
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Come-come over here.
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Give me your shoulder, your shoulder.
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Okay. All right.
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What the hell, son?
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How'd you let yourself get robbed
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by a bunch of little kids?
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Why do you only got one shoe on?
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Because I got robbed by
a bunch of little kids!
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But at least I fought back.
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Yeah, and look what it got you...
no shoes, just like me.
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Look...
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you might want to count again, Malcolm.
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I kept one.
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I'm going over to Jamaal's house
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and I'm giving his parents
a piece of my mind.
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Oh, no, no, please don't do that, Pop.
That never works out.
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- What are you talking about?
- Fifth grade basketball.
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When I wasn't getting
enough playing time,
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you went and gave my coach
"a piece of your mind."
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I ended up benched for
the whole season.
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Well, that's 'cause Sister Mary Agnes
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couldn't see talent.
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Look, Pop, when you go talk to people,
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it somehow always turns into a fight.
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Look, son,
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sometimes a man has to
fight for his family.
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See, you wouldn't know that
because you don't have kids.
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Trust me, Malcolm...
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this is what good parenting is.
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Now, you might not see it now,
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but I-I'm really trying
to help this kid.
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You know, the proof is in the pudding.
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I raised a son
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with a good head on his shoulders.
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Hey, thank you, Pop.
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I was talking about Marty.
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Okay, so I'm-a show you
how we protect ourselves
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in the hood.
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Marty, get in here!
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Okay, so,
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whenever I'm in the streets,
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I always carry three
self-defense essentials.
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Weapon number one.
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A comb?
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It may look like a comb...
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because it is a comb, but...
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in the right hands,
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stab, stab, stab, stab, stab!
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See?
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I'm safer, and, bonus...
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I look fresh.
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Eh?
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Marty, are you okay?
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Aw, he's fine. Okay, so...
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weapon number two.
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Seasoning salt?
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Cheaper than pepper spray
and really good on chicken.
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- Close your eyes, baby.
- Huh?
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Shake! Shake, shake, shake, shake!
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Oh!
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Aah! That burns!
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It burns so bad.
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Now, third and most lethal weapon.
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A whiskey bag?
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00:10:50,906 --> 00:10:53,531
Full of spare change.
263
00:10:54,457 --> 00:10:56,590
Now, to the untrained eye, you know,
264
00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:58,818
I'm just an alcoholic
265
00:10:59,387 --> 00:11:01,887
- on my way to the Coinstar.
- Mm-hmm.
266
00:11:03,465 --> 00:11:05,675
But to the unsuspecting predator?
267
00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,520
Ka-ching! Ka-ching, ka-ching!
268
00:11:07,545 --> 00:11:09,864
Ka-ching!
269
00:11:17,246 --> 00:11:18,895
You ready to try?
270
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:19,872
Uh, I think so.
271
00:11:19,897 --> 00:11:21,530
Okay, girl. All right.
272
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:24,489
So, you're walking down the street.
273
00:11:30,455 --> 00:11:33,389
Okay, and an assailant approaches you.
274
00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:35,275
What do you do?
275
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,082
- Uh, I guess I would whack him
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
276
00:11:37,107 --> 00:11:40,657
- A couple times here
- Mm-hmm.
277
00:11:40,682 --> 00:11:42,160
And then maybe a...
278
00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:45,230
a tappity-tap-tap here.
279
00:11:46,134 --> 00:11:48,487
I'm so sorry, Marty. Are you okay?
280
00:11:48,512 --> 00:11:50,446
Honestly, anything's
better than the salt.
281
00:11:50,471 --> 00:11:51,637
Oh.
282
00:11:51,662 --> 00:11:53,285
- Come on, Gemma.
- Okay.
283
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:55,918
- This is street warfare, okay?
- Okay.
284
00:11:55,943 --> 00:12:00,028
Like, just imagine this man
has stolen your purse!
285
00:12:01,444 --> 00:12:02,964
What do you do?
286
00:12:06,068 --> 00:12:08,846
Now give me back my purse, please.
287
00:12:08,871 --> 00:12:10,441
- "Please"?
- "Please"?
288
00:12:11,722 --> 00:12:13,879
Yeah, yeah, we... we got
a lot of work to do,
289
00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:15,322
or you gonna die.
290
00:12:17,198 --> 00:12:18,559
Thanks for asking me to come along
291
00:12:18,584 --> 00:12:20,251
to talk to Jamaal's parents.
292
00:12:20,276 --> 00:12:22,081
I didn't ask you to come along.
293
00:12:25,349 --> 00:12:28,127
Okay, now, Calvin, remember,
294
00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:30,429
we're talking about someone's child,
295
00:12:30,454 --> 00:12:34,104
so we need to be reasonable,
keep our voices at an even tone,
296
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:36,543
and, no matter what,
never be aggressive.
297
00:12:39,157 --> 00:12:41,090
Come on out! I want to talk to you
298
00:12:41,115 --> 00:12:43,432
about your little punk-ass son!
299
00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:47,448
Hey, check it out.
300
00:12:48,008 --> 00:12:50,414
Looks like Gramps got
another shoe, huh?
301
00:12:50,439 --> 00:12:54,429
"Gramps"? That's all you got?
302
00:12:54,454 --> 00:12:55,607
- Boy, I'll kill you!
- Okay.
303
00:12:55,632 --> 00:12:57,434
Calvin, Calvin.
304
00:12:57,459 --> 00:12:59,058
He's a child. Calm down.
305
00:12:59,181 --> 00:13:01,782
Yeah, man, you better
listen to your nurse.
306
00:13:01,807 --> 00:13:02,995
Hmm.
307
00:13:03,890 --> 00:13:06,276
You said that like it hurt my feelings.
308
00:13:06,301 --> 00:13:08,119
My aunt is a nurse.
309
00:13:09,097 --> 00:13:12,675
- Jamaal, where are your parents?
- They ain't here.
310
00:13:12,716 --> 00:13:14,667
- Well, where are they?
- None of your business.
311
00:13:14,692 --> 00:13:16,258
- Oh, I'll make it my business! You...
- Okay.
312
00:13:16,283 --> 00:13:17,893
- Okay, Calvin.
- I want the door open.
313
00:13:17,918 --> 00:13:20,721
Careful, old man. You
gonna hurt yourself.
314
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:25,037
This was fun, but I'm
gonna go back inside
315
00:13:25,062 --> 00:13:27,971
and watch TV. Night-night, Gramps.
316
00:13:27,996 --> 00:13:30,962
And, nurse, make sure
he takes his medicine.
317
00:13:32,338 --> 00:13:34,045
Yeah, well, joke's on you.
318
00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:36,351
My aunt's saved hundreds of lives!
319
00:13:38,715 --> 00:13:40,609
That kid is disrespectful.
320
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,719
That's because clearly his
parents aren't around.
321
00:13:43,797 --> 00:13:46,810
Which is why it's up to
us to teach him a lesson.
322
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,589
H-Hold on, b-by stealing his bike?
323
00:13:51,927 --> 00:13:53,948
It's called good parenting, Dave.
324
00:13:54,603 --> 00:13:56,172
Hey, Jamaal!
325
00:13:56,197 --> 00:13:58,797
If you want your bike
back, come find me!
326
00:13:58,822 --> 00:14:00,704
You getting on or what?
327
00:14:00,729 --> 00:14:02,105
Well, just for the
record, I do not approve
328
00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:04,227
of this method of conflict resolution.
329
00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:07,718
All right, how do you want to do this?
330
00:14:07,751 --> 00:14:08,918
What, do I grab a hold of your waist?
331
00:14:08,943 --> 00:14:10,442
Shoulders. Shoulders.
332
00:14:17,947 --> 00:14:21,846
Listen, Gemma, I know that
you are a sweetheart.
333
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:24,289
But this is not Kalamazoo!
334
00:14:24,314 --> 00:14:25,576
Okay. Okay.
335
00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:26,892
- Okay?!
- Okay.
336
00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:29,413
When someone comes after you,
337
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:31,478
- you got to go there.
- Yeah.
338
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:32,856
I don't want to hurt Marty.
339
00:14:32,881 --> 00:14:33,888
Screw Marty!
340
00:14:34,824 --> 00:14:36,351
Mama!
341
00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:38,528
He's not Marty.
342
00:14:38,553 --> 00:14:41,242
- He is a bad guy, okay?
- Yeah. Okay.
343
00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,866
You need to channel your inner anger!
344
00:14:43,891 --> 00:14:44,843
Okay.
345
00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:46,359
What is it gonna take
346
00:14:46,384 --> 00:14:47,982
for you to release
347
00:14:48,007 --> 00:14:50,622
and unleash that inner beast
348
00:14:50,647 --> 00:14:54,405
- and go after this monster?
- Uh...
349
00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:56,619
Uh, uh...
350
00:14:56,644 --> 00:14:59,175
I guess if somebody was
really trying to hurt Grover.
351
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,008
- Good.
- Yeah.
352
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,419
- Use that, okay?
- Okay. Okay
353
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:03,542
This sicko...
354
00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:05,107
- Whoa, whoa.
- Mm-hmm.
355
00:15:05,132 --> 00:15:06,848
- Is going after your kid.
- Yeah.
356
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:10,007
What are you gonna do to
protect your little boy?
357
00:15:10,032 --> 00:15:10,819
Yeah.
358
00:15:10,992 --> 00:15:13,398
Mama, I am your little boy.
359
00:15:14,192 --> 00:15:16,779
Not today, sicko!
360
00:15:16,804 --> 00:15:18,194
Get him!
361
00:15:18,219 --> 00:15:21,038
- Don't hurt my little boy!
- Get him!
362
00:15:21,063 --> 00:15:23,492
Yeah! Yeah!
363
00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:27,078
- Yeah!
- Gemma, it's me, Marty!
364
00:15:33,658 --> 00:15:35,288
Cool!
365
00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:37,242
Mom knocked out Firewall.
366
00:15:42,956 --> 00:15:44,277
Like that.
367
00:15:46,335 --> 00:15:49,513
That's right. A bike for a shoe.
368
00:15:49,538 --> 00:15:51,966
Holla at ya boy.
369
00:15:52,591 --> 00:15:54,090
You stole his bike?
370
00:15:54,147 --> 00:15:56,827
That's right. Because I care.
371
00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:01,982
Look, the boy's got to learn
that actions have consequences.
372
00:16:02,007 --> 00:16:03,440
An eye for an eye.
373
00:16:03,465 --> 00:16:05,615
Yeah, well, Gandhi said,
"An eye for an eye
374
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,064
makes the whole world blind."
375
00:16:07,089 --> 00:16:09,788
Well, Gandhi didn't wear $300 sneakers.
376
00:16:12,252 --> 00:16:13,862
Look at you, Pop.
377
00:16:15,276 --> 00:16:18,518
Look who I found outside
about to tag your truck.
378
00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:20,009
About to tag my truck?
379
00:16:20,276 --> 00:16:22,345
Malcolm, go get some bail money.
I'm going to jail.
380
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:24,944
- Whoa, no, no, no, no.
- No, Pop. No. No, stop.
381
00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:26,491
Calm down. Pop.
382
00:16:27,723 --> 00:16:30,291
Now, just let me talk
to him for a minute.
383
00:16:30,434 --> 00:16:32,778
Fine. But after that, he's mine.
384
00:16:33,115 --> 00:16:34,927
Hey, you need backup?
385
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,602
I've been on this case
since the beginning.
386
00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:38,520
That was today, Dave.
387
00:16:38,545 --> 00:16:40,966
Yeah, I know. And look, we
already caught the perp.
388
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:46,262
Man, here we go.
389
00:16:46,294 --> 00:16:48,325
Now you're gonna give me a
lecture on stealing, right?
390
00:16:48,350 --> 00:16:49,460
No.
391
00:16:49,539 --> 00:16:51,536
I wasn't gonna give you a lecture.
392
00:16:51,561 --> 00:16:53,297
I was gonna tell you I'll go in there
393
00:16:53,322 --> 00:16:54,520
and get your bike back.
394
00:16:54,728 --> 00:16:56,160
What's the catch?
395
00:16:56,185 --> 00:16:57,896
Well, you got to listen to my lecture.
396
00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:00,639
Jamaal,
397
00:17:00,664 --> 00:17:02,547
I know what it's like to be your age.
398
00:17:02,696 --> 00:17:04,711
You're trying to figure
out how to be a man.
399
00:17:04,818 --> 00:17:06,476
But in this neighborhood...
400
00:17:06,706 --> 00:17:08,530
well, some people have a different idea
401
00:17:08,555 --> 00:17:10,119
of what that means.
402
00:17:10,399 --> 00:17:12,786
I know what it means. I am a man.
403
00:17:12,811 --> 00:17:14,410
Don't tell me what a man you are.
404
00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:16,168
Your bicycle still has a bell on it.
405
00:17:17,522 --> 00:17:19,096
But, hey,
406
00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:21,072
Jamaal, that's a good thing.
407
00:17:21,097 --> 00:17:22,761
Because it means you
still get to choose
408
00:17:22,786 --> 00:17:24,322
what kind of man you want to be.
409
00:17:24,862 --> 00:17:27,274
Now, do you want to be a
weak one or a strong one?
410
00:17:27,299 --> 00:17:29,421
I was strong enough to take your shoes.
411
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,850
Oh, you think so? Because
the way I remember it,
412
00:17:33,046 --> 00:17:35,380
after half a block I stopped running,
413
00:17:35,405 --> 00:17:37,772
turned around, and gave you my shoes.
414
00:17:38,065 --> 00:17:40,020
That's 'cause you were afraid.
415
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,278
Jamaal, I am a grown
man, and if I wanted to,
416
00:17:45,303 --> 00:17:48,374
I could've beat the black off
of you and your tiny crew.
417
00:17:49,574 --> 00:17:51,140
But I didn't.
418
00:17:51,553 --> 00:17:53,512
Because when I was your
age, my father taught me
419
00:17:53,537 --> 00:17:57,005
what makes a man truly strong
is helping other people.
420
00:17:57,751 --> 00:17:59,258
You mean Gramps in there?
421
00:17:59,283 --> 00:18:01,526
Yeah.
422
00:18:01,675 --> 00:18:05,577
I know his methods may
seem a little old-school,
423
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:08,370
but my father is the
strongest man that I know.
424
00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:16,924
I wonder what Malcolm's saying
425
00:18:16,949 --> 00:18:18,849
to that little thuglet out there.
426
00:18:21,237 --> 00:18:22,912
You know what? We can watch 'em
427
00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:24,973
on the security cam feed on my phone.
428
00:18:26,435 --> 00:18:29,048
Unless you think spying on
them would be unethical.
429
00:18:29,968 --> 00:18:33,022
Dave, we stole a kid's bike.
430
00:18:33,474 --> 00:18:35,143
Oh, that ship has sailed.
431
00:18:37,844 --> 00:18:40,478
Jamaal, what my father taught me
is that strength doesn't mean
432
00:18:40,503 --> 00:18:42,636
being able to take things
from other people.
433
00:18:42,982 --> 00:18:45,056
It means being able to
earn them for yourself.
434
00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:47,135
It means doing the right thing
435
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,126
even when the wrong thing looks easier.
436
00:18:49,593 --> 00:18:51,171
And most important,
437
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:54,903
real strength doesn't come from
pushing other people down.
438
00:18:55,157 --> 00:18:56,942
It comes from lifting 'em up.
439
00:18:58,132 --> 00:18:59,389
You give me some speech,
440
00:18:59,414 --> 00:19:01,447
and it's supposed to change my life?
441
00:19:02,678 --> 00:19:04,332
Brother, I wish it could.
442
00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:06,462
But how about this?
443
00:19:06,689 --> 00:19:08,426
I'll meet you at the
park every Saturday.
444
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,563
We shoot hoops and we talk
445
00:19:10,588 --> 00:19:12,161
about whatever you want.
446
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,550
That's it. Now, you
show up if you like.
447
00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:17,942
Maybe.
448
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,505
All right, cool. Now, like I promised,
449
00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:23,253
I'll go get your bike back.
450
00:19:24,013 --> 00:19:26,178
That's not necessary, son.
451
00:19:27,158 --> 00:19:31,003
Looks like my plan to
lure Jamaal over here
452
00:19:31,028 --> 00:19:32,960
so that you could have
a talk with him...
453
00:19:32,985 --> 00:19:34,892
has worked.
454
00:19:37,161 --> 00:19:39,262
You can have your bike back.
455
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:42,872
Um, Dave, are you crying?
456
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:48,913
It takes a strong man
to show his emotions.
457
00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:51,909
Oh, oh, no tears on the fighting shirt.
458
00:19:54,977 --> 00:19:57,218
- Come and get it, boy.
- Pop, come on, man.
459
00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:02,034
Gonna dunk on you.
460
00:20:02,059 --> 00:20:02,813
Yeah, right.
461
00:20:02,838 --> 00:20:03,725
You're getting ready
to get punked right...
462
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,828
- Man, just shoot...
- Aah!
463
00:20:05,853 --> 00:20:08,104
Oh.
464
00:20:08,129 --> 00:20:10,040
Look who's here. The kid showed up.
465
00:20:10,064 --> 00:20:11,384
- Hey, what's up, little man?
- Hey, man.
466
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,711
You know what, now we can
play a little two-on-two.
467
00:20:13,736 --> 00:20:15,423
- Yeah.
- Okay.
468
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,359
All right, Malcolm and I are captains.
I choose first.
469
00:20:20,384 --> 00:20:22,130
I'm just saying, I sunk
my last three buckets.
470
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:23,670
I'll take Jamaal.
471
00:20:23,953 --> 00:20:25,488
- My man.
- All right, little man,
472
00:20:25,513 --> 00:20:27,899
- you shoot for first.
- Got it.
473
00:20:32,623 --> 00:20:35,952
What? Not all black
people play basketball.
474
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:40,435
Bet you wish you had chosen me, huh?
475
00:20:43,555 --> 00:20:44,164
Not at all.
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