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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
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♪ I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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♪ Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph
mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Yes!
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Yessss!
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What is it, Kyle?
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I got fulfilled!
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It's all the stuff I ordered
for the bike parade.
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Yeah?
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Kyle, did you get your stuff?!
I got my stuff!
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Yeah, dude, Stan and Kenny
got their stuff, too!
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Bring it all over to my house! We
gotta get ready for the bike parade!
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Hey, were my boxes there, too?
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No, Dad. These were special
deliveries from Jeff Bezos.
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We helped Amazon with their strike,
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and he had our orders shipped.
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Jeff Bezos?
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The founder and CEO of Amazon?
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Yeah! We helped him find workers
to work during the strike.
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So he found our orders
and had them sent to us.
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Well, can he find my packages, too?
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No, I know. They said
the workers are still on strike.
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They don't know when our orders will...
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Alexa, can I have my stuff shipped
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from a different fulfill...
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No, that is a bad dog, Banjo! Bad dog!
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Oh, yes! Oh! Oh! O...
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Jeff Bezos?!
Are you freakin' kidding me?!
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Why is Jeff Bezos sending you packages?
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Do you even care
there's a strike going on?!
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Mrph rmhmhm rmhmhm.
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Bike parade?!
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Your dad is part of the strike,
you little shit!
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This whole town is suffering
because of Amazon,
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and you're out worrying
about a bike parade!
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I can't even believe
you would say that, Sharon!
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Randy, it's time to face it.
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Your weed-farm idea didn't work.
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You barely sell to two people a day.
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It's the stupid Amazon strike!
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I rely on things for marketing, Sharon.
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A small business needs
products for exposure,
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and until those assholes
go back to work,
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small businesses are gonna suffer!
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Ex-Excuse me. Could I buy some weed?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.
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Out early today, huh?
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Yeah, it's this stupid Amazon strike.
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None of my orders are getting fulfilled,
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and I just need something
to take the edge off.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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Hey, are you selling weed?
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Uh, yeah.
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My wife is going nuts
not getting her packages.
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I told her I'd find her some kush.
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Yeah, the Amazon strike really sucks.
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Hey, man, we're about to go
spend a day in a picket line.
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Can you sell us some weed?
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You're strikers?
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Well, why don't you guys get back
to work so we can get our packages?
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Hey, (BLEEP) you, buddy!
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Okay, okay, hold on. Uh,
lemme get some more weed.
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It's day five
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of the Amazon Fulfillment Center Strike.
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Nothing has been resolved,
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and there is ever-mounting tension
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between the striking Amazon workers
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and the people who want their stuff.
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Josh Carter is an Amazon employee
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who suffered a horrific
workplace accident.
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In order to drum up support
for the strike,
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he's recently FedExed himself
to Washington.
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How are things going, Josh?
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They're going well, Tom. Thank you.
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You know, what happened to me
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could happen to any worker
at a fulfillment center.
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I'm speaking to Congress here
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and then heading back
to Colorado tomorrow via UPS.
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Meanwhile, Amazon says
it's training new workers
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to replace the strikers.
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However, because the workers
previously worked in a mall,
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they've had no human contact
for quite some time.
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Welcome to the fulfillment center.
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I'm your floor manager, Stephen Stotch.
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- Rahghgh!
- Sssss!
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Being a fulfiller isn't hard.
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Uh, you just follow a few basic steps.
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You start by getting an order
on your fulfillment device.
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Uh, it's order 6,503.
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Mrs. Sandy Milner wants
a Luminart coffee grinder.
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So, you send that order to the
first available transaction robot.
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Okay, the robot will locate the grinder
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and bring it to the packing area.
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Arhghghgh!
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Arhghghgh!
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Now, put the coffee grinder
in the box to fulfill the order.
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Go on, put it in.
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This isn't very fulfilling.
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Sure it is. You just
gotta get into it, okay?
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That's one order down.
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We have 12,400 more to go.
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All right, there you go, friend.
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That's an ounce of weed,
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and thanks for supportin'
small business. Next.
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Hey, could you sell me
more than an ounce?
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Sorry, friend. That's the law.
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Us simple farmin' folk
respect the law and each other.
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No, it's fine. I'll just go over
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to the Anderson Weed Farm
and buy more there.
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Well, don't buy weed from them.
Their weed sucks.
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It's a long way to drive out here.
Need to make it worth my while.
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Shit!
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This whole Amazon strike has more
people smoking weed than ever.
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We have to make sure Tegridy Weed
stays ahead of the competition!
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We need to find a way
to get the weed to the people.
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Yeah, like a... like a delivery service.
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Some way so people
don't have to drive out here
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and even see the other weed farms!
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You know what they got?
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They got these e-scooters nowadays.
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You mean the things that almost
killed us all on Halloween?
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Yeah, I 'member.
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What if we use e-scooters
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to get the weed
directly to the customers?
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Holy shit. We could have
Tegridy all over town.
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What the...
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Stephen! Stephen, it's a miracle!
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I don't understand.
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Look, Dad! A whole-new bicycle!
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I'll win the bike parade for sure!
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You must have gotten
our Prime membership back!
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I guess I did.
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The bigwigs promoted me to manager.
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I've been training new employees.
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When did all this stuff arrive?
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It just came a few hours ago.
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Oh, Stephen, you did it!
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Your townspeople are beginning to learn
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that cooperation is
rewarded by fulfillment.
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Now there's only one true enemy
who stands in our way.
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Tonight, he is giving a talk
on Marxist theory.
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How is the common worker
kept submissive?
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By the institutions and the ideology
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of the bourgeoisie.
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We only ask for compassion,
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for a fair share
of the fruits of our labors.
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Yeah, it's this Saturday.
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Everyone's gonna watch.
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You girls should come check it out.
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Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty
nice bike parade, I suppose.
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Hey, Larry!
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You gettin' excited for the bike parade?
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Yeah, I guess I'm lookin' forward to it,
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I dunno.
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Wow.
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I guess my bike could be
in the bike parade.
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I-I hadn't really thought about it.
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Uh, y-you girls check out the
flags on the back of my bike?
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They're... They're silk.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'll see you there, Larry. Later, girls.
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Hmph.
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Yippieeeeeee!
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Amazon boxes?!
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It might be!
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Yes?! Oh.
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Hello, sir. I have your weed delivery.
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My what?
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Oh, that's mine.
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There you are, ma'am.
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Enjoy your Tegridy.
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You got a...? Are...
Are we splitting that?
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Get your own.
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Do you have more?
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We're here to please the customer!
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Dude, we did it.
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They look amazing.
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There's no way we can't win, you guys.
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We are going to kill at the bike parade.
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We finally did it.
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We worked together,
we overcame adversity,
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and everything is finally
gonna be cool again.
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All right, Kenny's here.
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Come on, dude, we're gonna
take 'em for a test spin.
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Mrph rmhmhm.
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Mrph rmh rmphm.
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You're not gonna do the bike parade?
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Why not?!
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Mrph rmhmhm, mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm.
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Commodity fetishism?
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Mrph rmh rmphm.
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Kenny, you can't quit now!
We have a four-bike theme!
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Yeah, how do we do the changing
face of immigrants in America
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without the Philippines?!
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Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmh.
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Kenny, no, you can't do this!
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We've worked so hard, and we've
come so close... Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! My anxiety!
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My anxiety is going off, you guys!
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Come on, Kenny, don't be a dick.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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Mrph rmh rmphm mrph!
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Oh, my God. We did so much!
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We went through all this,
and he just quits?!
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That's it! That's it!
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I'm gonna shoot up the school!
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- Don't shoot up the school.
- No, 'cause it's not fair!
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You work your ass off for nothing,
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and now my anxiety's back,
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and I'm gonna shoot up the schoooooool!
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Here come the temp workers!
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Scabs!
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Scabs! Scabs!
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Scabs! Scabs! Scabs!
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Yeah, it's not always easy
being a fulfiller,
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but I think, eventually, you'll
find it's a rewarding job.
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I don't really care.
I just want my stuff.
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If I have to work at Amazon to
get my packages, then so be it.
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Stotch! Hey, Stotch!
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What do you want, Stewart?
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I just thought you'd want to know
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the kind of people
you're selling out for.
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What are you talking about?
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It's Josh, man.
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He's gone missing.
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How's it going?
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How's it look like it's going?
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There's no way we're gonna win
this stupid bike parade.
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Our bikes aren't so bad.
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Face it, Stan! Our bikes suck!
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We're gonna lose!
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We're gonna be the laughingstock
of the whole thing!
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Kyle's right.
I already bragged to everyone
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we were gonna beat them like
bitches at the bike parade.
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We're gonna look like total douchebags.
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I thought the four of us
were unstoppable.
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We are, it's just
Kenny (BLEEP) us again.
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I wish there never was a bike parade.
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Yeah.
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Hey...
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What if there wasn't?
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What?
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What if the bike parade got canceled?
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We're never gonna win the bike parade,
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but if we get it canceled,
then everybody loses.
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00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:59,866
How do we get the bike parade canceled?
255
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,501
How do you get anything cancelled?
256
00:11:01,503 --> 00:11:04,003
You bitch about it being insensitive!
257
00:11:04,005 --> 00:11:05,304
Hey, yeah.
258
00:11:05,306 --> 00:11:07,673
We can go to the mayor
and force her to cancel it.
259
00:11:07,675 --> 00:11:09,842
What's offensive about a bike parade?
260
00:11:09,844 --> 00:11:11,510
What's offensive about a bike parade?
261
00:11:11,512 --> 00:11:13,646
Kyle, you small-minded piece of shit.
262
00:11:13,648 --> 00:11:15,881
We should cancel you
just for saying that.
263
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,350
Oh, I get it.
264
00:11:17,352 --> 00:11:18,384
Yeah!
265
00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:19,418
Yeah!
266
00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:21,086
Everybody loses, you guys.
267
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,226
Do you know who I am?
268
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,729
Yeah. You're Jeff Bezos.
269
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,497
And you are Josh,
270
00:11:31,499 --> 00:11:35,000
former Amazon employee who
suffered a workplace accident.
271
00:11:35,002 --> 00:11:36,669
You were wrongly packaged into a box,
272
00:11:36,671 --> 00:11:39,472
and now, if any one tries to open
it, your insides will burst apart.
273
00:11:39,474 --> 00:11:41,974
So, you seek revenge.
274
00:11:41,976 --> 00:11:43,743
This isn't about revenge, Bezos.
275
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,944
It's about the production
of too many useful things
276
00:11:45,946 --> 00:11:48,212
resulting in too many useless people.
277
00:11:48,214 --> 00:11:50,248
See how the box ridicules commercialism
278
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,817
in order to try and feel
better about itself.
279
00:11:52,819 --> 00:11:54,285
Damn you!
280
00:11:54,287 --> 00:11:57,121
You made everything nice and
convenient, didn't you, Bezos?
281
00:11:57,123 --> 00:11:59,924
But humans are more than consumers.
282
00:11:59,926 --> 00:12:01,125
That's very eloquent...
283
00:12:01,127 --> 00:12:02,494
for a box...
284
00:12:02,496 --> 00:12:04,496
a box that is the last thing
standing in the way
285
00:12:04,498 --> 00:12:07,599
of real economic progress for this town.
286
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,066
What are you gonna do to me?
287
00:12:09,068 --> 00:12:11,469
I'm not going to do anything to you.
288
00:12:11,471 --> 00:12:14,439
Alexa, go ahead. Send them in.
289
00:12:18,879 --> 00:12:20,211
Hello, children.
290
00:12:20,213 --> 00:12:22,213
Uncle Jeff has a surprise for you!
291
00:12:22,215 --> 00:12:24,816
Who wants a special present
for the bike parade?
292
00:12:24,818 --> 00:12:26,317
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
293
00:12:26,319 --> 00:12:27,885
Oh, my God.
294
00:12:27,887 --> 00:12:29,887
Whoever opens the box
gets what's inside.
295
00:12:29,889 --> 00:12:33,490
No! No, don't give in
to your consumerism, kids!
296
00:12:38,697 --> 00:12:40,798
It's mine! It's mine!
I got it! I get it!
297
00:12:47,173 --> 00:12:50,241
Every year, I win the bike parade.
298
00:12:50,243 --> 00:12:52,924
It's the one thing I care about.
299
00:12:52,935 --> 00:12:55,274
Now, there's kids out there
who have better bikes than me
300
00:12:55,285 --> 00:12:58,582
because you won't get off
your ass and work, Dad!
301
00:12:58,584 --> 00:13:01,851
Larry, I want to!
But I'd be a no-good traitor.
302
00:13:01,853 --> 00:13:03,519
Can't you understand?!
303
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,855
All I understand is that you suck!
304
00:13:09,261 --> 00:13:10,793
Where are you going?
305
00:13:10,795 --> 00:13:11,962
Son's right.
306
00:13:11,964 --> 00:13:13,629
Picket line or not,
I'm gonna cross it...
307
00:13:13,631 --> 00:13:15,898
right now!
308
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,668
Hello, sir. I have your weed delivery.
309
00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:19,769
Oh, my weed.
310
00:13:19,771 --> 00:13:21,204
Forgot I ordered that.
311
00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:23,639
Oh, hey, listen, we have an app now.
312
00:13:23,641 --> 00:13:25,141
You can keep track of your orders
313
00:13:25,143 --> 00:13:27,410
and get your Tegridy
delivered even faster.
314
00:13:27,412 --> 00:13:28,979
Oop. There's an order now.
315
00:13:31,404 --> 00:13:33,813
The first thing we've got to do
to get the bike parade cancelled
316
00:13:33,824 --> 00:13:34,917
is raise awareness.
317
00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:36,919
Yeah. We're gonna need
poster boards, markers,
318
00:13:36,921 --> 00:13:38,354
and lots of glitter and glue.
319
00:13:38,356 --> 00:13:39,789
I can't believe Kenny bailed on us
320
00:13:39,791 --> 00:13:41,891
just because he thinks
Jeff Bezos is a bad guy.
321
00:13:41,893 --> 00:13:44,660
Yeah. How can somebody who gives you
whatever you want be a bad guy?
322
00:13:46,631 --> 00:13:48,798
It's locked.
323
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,467
They're closed. We're all closed.
324
00:13:51,469 --> 00:13:53,302
Our coffee shop... everything.
325
00:13:53,304 --> 00:13:55,838
But we're outraged about something.
We need glitter and glue.
326
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,040
Yeah, well, when the Amazon
fulfillment center opened,
327
00:13:58,042 --> 00:14:00,109
everything else went out of business.
328
00:14:00,111 --> 00:14:02,011
I let it happen.
329
00:14:02,013 --> 00:14:03,445
I thought the fulfillment center
330
00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:05,614
would be nothing but great for the town.
331
00:14:05,616 --> 00:14:09,018
Instead, it's... It's buried us.
332
00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:11,120
But it's Christmas.
333
00:14:11,122 --> 00:14:13,655
It's Christmas, and we've no presents...
334
00:14:13,657 --> 00:14:15,424
no decorations,
335
00:14:15,426 --> 00:14:17,759
and there's no one who can help us.
336
00:14:20,131 --> 00:14:22,197
Look!
337
00:14:22,199 --> 00:14:24,633
Ho ho ho ho!
338
00:14:24,768 --> 00:14:26,368
It's Santa!
339
00:14:29,706 --> 00:14:31,306
It's a miracle!
340
00:14:34,277 --> 00:14:38,613
I heard some people here might
need a little Christmas magic.
341
00:14:38,615 --> 00:14:40,314
We sure do, Santa!
342
00:14:40,316 --> 00:14:42,316
It's only a couple
weeks until Christmas,
343
00:14:42,318 --> 00:14:44,285
and we don't have any presents!
344
00:14:44,287 --> 00:14:46,988
Well, that's no problem for the hometown
345
00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:49,190
of my favorite holiday poo!
346
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,125
Where is Mr. Hankey?
347
00:14:54,565 --> 00:14:57,465
Where is that old bundle
of Christmas cheer?
348
00:14:59,102 --> 00:15:00,635
We...
349
00:15:00,637 --> 00:15:03,337
We had to get rid of Mr. Hankey.
350
00:15:03,339 --> 00:15:05,040
Got rid of him?
351
00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:07,408
Uh, Mr. Hankey did something bad,
352
00:15:07,410 --> 00:15:09,677
and we were forced to make him...
353
00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:11,145
leave.
354
00:15:11,147 --> 00:15:12,280
Forever.
355
00:15:12,282 --> 00:15:14,848
Jesus. What'd he do? (BLEEP) a kid?
356
00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:16,384
No, he...
357
00:15:16,386 --> 00:15:18,152
He tweeted some...
358
00:15:18,154 --> 00:15:19,987
inappropriate things.
359
00:15:21,857 --> 00:15:25,359
He tweeted some inappropriate things?
360
00:15:27,964 --> 00:15:29,797
Oh, you bunch of (BLEEP)...
361
00:15:29,799 --> 00:15:31,899
I'm getting back in my sleigh now.
362
00:15:31,901 --> 00:15:34,268
No, no, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait! Please!
363
00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,536
Merry Christmas!
364
00:15:35,538 --> 00:15:39,005
Have fun sucking Jeff Bezos'
dick, you bunch a cunts!
365
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,817
Continuing with non-stop holiday music.
366
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:56,787
Here's a song from that
hot new group, The PC babies.
367
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,556
It's a song about how
the idea of Mrs. Claus
368
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,525
perpetuates female stereotypes.
369
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:04,428
It's called "Jingle All the Waggghgh."
370
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:12,802
Hey, Dad...
371
00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:13,970
listen...
372
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,805
I don't need anything more.
373
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:19,809
I mean, if I don't win that
bike parade, I don't care.
374
00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:21,644
I have you guys,
and that's more important
375
00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:23,546
than a bike parade will ever be.
376
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:25,348
No it isn't, Butters.
377
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,750
I want to quit working for Amazon.
378
00:16:27,752 --> 00:16:30,253
I want to join my friends
in striking, but...
379
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:33,723
I know that you have to have
your stuff to be happy.
380
00:16:33,725 --> 00:16:35,291
No, I don't dad.
381
00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:38,561
You need your Amazon Prime shows
and your music and your books
382
00:16:38,563 --> 00:16:40,096
and your things delivered to your door,
383
00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:43,133
like little presents to yourself
that make you feel satisfied.
384
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:46,435
I can live without those things,
but you can't.
385
00:16:46,437 --> 00:16:48,004
That's why...
386
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:50,239
I'm gonna continue to work at Amazon...
387
00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:51,340
for you.
388
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:54,710
Hello, sir.
389
00:16:54,712 --> 00:16:57,146
I'm with the Tegridy Weed Company.
390
00:16:57,148 --> 00:16:58,981
We're just making sure folks are aware
391
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:01,651
of our new rewards program.
392
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,118
What?
393
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,756
We now have three levels
of membership for our weed.
394
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:10,560
There's Tegridy, Tegridy Plus,
and Tegridy Elite.
395
00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:14,363
But you don't want to be elite,
'cause elite's got no Tegridy.
396
00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:23,638
It's just such bullcrap, you guys.
397
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,740
Such bullcrap.
398
00:17:25,742 --> 00:17:28,076
How come everything out there
is getting cancelled,
399
00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:31,913
but when it comes to us,
we just can't do it?
400
00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:35,349
I mean, are we supposed
to just keep going?
401
00:17:35,351 --> 00:17:39,054
Just go on, making total
asses of ourselves?
402
00:17:39,056 --> 00:17:40,221
No.
403
00:17:40,223 --> 00:17:42,824
No. The problem is that,
when it comes to outrage,
404
00:17:42,826 --> 00:17:44,826
your average person
actually doesn't give a shit
405
00:17:44,828 --> 00:17:47,062
unless it has something to do with them.
406
00:17:47,064 --> 00:17:48,730
That's right. We've been selfish.
407
00:17:48,732 --> 00:17:50,531
We can't get the parade
cancelled for us.
408
00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:52,200
We have to do it for
all the other people
409
00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:54,572
who want it cancelled, but their
voices aren't being heard!
410
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,804
Yeah. What, did we think
this was a (BLEEP) joke?
411
00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:58,206
The bike parade is offensive,
412
00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,741
and the government thinks they
can just force it on everyone!
413
00:18:00,743 --> 00:18:02,843
Come on! I'm actually pissed off now!
414
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:11,085
Mayor, We demand you cancel
the bike parade!
415
00:18:11,087 --> 00:18:13,988
It is nihilistic and out of
touch with progressive thinking!
416
00:18:16,993 --> 00:18:18,159
What's the matter?
417
00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:20,495
Afraid you wouldn't win?
418
00:18:20,497 --> 00:18:21,829
It's him.
419
00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:24,398
The bike parade was quite useful to me.
420
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,768
You see, people will do
anything to have fulfillment.
421
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:29,703
They finally realized
the only way to get it
422
00:18:29,705 --> 00:18:33,206
would be to all work for
the fulfillment center.
423
00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:36,010
Who would use a bike parade
like some $20 hooker?
424
00:18:36,012 --> 00:18:37,410
Kenny was right about you.
425
00:18:37,412 --> 00:18:39,013
You're a bad guy.
426
00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:40,914
Oh, you mean your little
socialist friend?
427
00:18:40,916 --> 00:18:43,917
Yes, he's starting to
rattle his sword, now, too.
428
00:18:43,919 --> 00:18:45,922
Alexa, kill Kenny.
429
00:18:45,933 --> 00:18:47,900
Okay. I'll kill Kenny for you.
430
00:18:47,911 --> 00:18:49,023
No!
431
00:18:49,025 --> 00:18:50,390
Why are you doing this?
432
00:18:50,392 --> 00:18:52,826
Don't you see I'm trying to help?
433
00:18:52,828 --> 00:18:55,195
Before, there was war between classes,
434
00:18:55,197 --> 00:18:57,464
customers and workers at odds.
435
00:18:57,466 --> 00:18:59,699
All I've done is create the new class...
436
00:18:59,701 --> 00:19:01,567
the consumer/worker.
437
00:19:01,569 --> 00:19:02,969
The future.
438
00:19:02,971 --> 00:19:05,104
Right now, your parents, your teachers,
439
00:19:05,106 --> 00:19:06,739
everyone you know are showing up
440
00:19:06,741 --> 00:19:08,474
to work at the fulfillment center,
441
00:19:08,476 --> 00:19:12,812
and I'm afraid you are all
going to lose the bike parade.
442
00:19:12,814 --> 00:19:14,947
Bezos!
443
00:19:14,949 --> 00:19:17,583
Bezos!
444
00:19:17,585 --> 00:19:20,419
Bezos!
445
00:19:20,421 --> 00:19:22,755
Bezos!
446
00:19:22,757 --> 00:19:25,058
Bezos!
447
00:19:30,164 --> 00:19:32,164
Hello, Bezos.
448
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:34,500
You can take your fulfillment center
449
00:19:34,502 --> 00:19:38,003
and fulfill it right up your ass!
450
00:19:38,005 --> 00:19:40,639
You see, there's one thing
you didn't count on,
451
00:19:40,641 --> 00:19:42,541
and that's Tegridy.
452
00:19:42,543 --> 00:19:45,511
Just look in the eyes of these people.
453
00:19:45,513 --> 00:19:47,713
Everyone has Tegridy now...
454
00:19:47,715 --> 00:19:50,449
Tegridy that you will never understand.
455
00:19:50,451 --> 00:19:53,552
We aren't just different classes
of people anymore.
456
00:19:53,554 --> 00:19:56,054
We are a town.
457
00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:57,889
Are you all high?
458
00:19:57,891 --> 00:20:00,125
No... No...
459
00:20:00,127 --> 00:20:01,559
Why do you ask that?
460
00:20:01,561 --> 00:20:04,996
Because I'm over here.
461
00:20:04,998 --> 00:20:06,464
Oh. Hang on...
462
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,200
Hold on. Okay, I got it.
463
00:20:08,202 --> 00:20:09,500
Anyways...
464
00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:11,737
You see, Tegridy is something
that can't be understood
465
00:20:11,739 --> 00:20:13,471
by big corporations.
466
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,073
Oh, they'll try to package Tegridy,
467
00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:17,534
but only I can really package Tegridy.
468
00:20:17,545 --> 00:20:19,111
I got more money now 'cause of Tegridy.
469
00:20:19,113 --> 00:20:21,613
That's 'cause I figured out how
to get Tegridy to everyone.
470
00:20:21,615 --> 00:20:24,015
And that's... now everyone is
in this state of Tegridy
471
00:20:24,017 --> 00:20:26,752
that's impenetrable. Am I making sense?
472
00:20:26,754 --> 00:20:27,886
No!
473
00:20:27,888 --> 00:20:31,355
The point is,
nobody's coming to work for you.
474
00:20:31,357 --> 00:20:35,692
So you can take your whole plan
and fulfill it somewhere else!
475
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,299
Damn you, Tegridy!
476
00:20:58,417 --> 00:21:00,016
I guess they are offensive.
477
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,563
Hey, Mom. Hi, Dad.
478
00:21:13,565 --> 00:21:15,365
Sure are, Butters!
479
00:21:28,847 --> 00:21:30,646
Tegridy Weed.
480
00:21:30,648 --> 00:21:34,717
Coming soon to a giant
online retailer near you.
481
00:21:35,867 --> 00:21:38,851
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