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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:12,782 [♪♪♪] 2 00:01:55,575 --> 00:01:59,037 ZACH: "Madison, Delaware," wow 3 00:01:59,204 --> 00:02:01,831 Mom, are you positive there weren't any other places. 4 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:04,042 - . looking for vice principals? - Like where? 5 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:06,961 - Guantanamo Bay? - Ooh, too hot. 6 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:10,048 - North Korea? - No. They didn't call me back 7 00:02:11,925 --> 00:02:13,593 Detroit? 8 00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:45,708 This is it 9 00:02:46,459 --> 00:02:48,878 Come on, come on 10 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:54,467 Look A yard You'd never get this in New York 11 00:02:54,634 --> 00:02:56,469 You don't have to sell me on this place 12 00:02:56,636 --> 00:02:58,930 - I'm staying because I love you - Aw, I love you too 13 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:00,390 And I looked into it 14 00:03:00,557 --> 00:03:03,643 Legally, I can't live on my own until I'm 18 15 00:03:12,485 --> 00:03:15,029 [♪♪♪] 16 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:37,260 Look at this kitchen It's bigger than our apartment. 17 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:38,553 We don't cook. 18 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:43,308 Well, look at all of this counter space to put the takeout on. Whooh 19 00:03:44,559 --> 00:03:45,852 Do you hear that? 20 00:03:46,019 --> 00:03:49,188 - No, I don't hear anything - Exactly 21 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,900 WOMAN: Live from New York, it's my sister Gale 22 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:54,027 With special guest, my nephew Zach. 23 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:56,112 - Get in here with a hug - Heh, hey Oh 24 00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:58,197 - It's an SNL reference - Yeah 25 00:03:58,364 --> 00:03:59,699 - You lived in New York - Yeah 26 00:03:59,866 --> 00:04:01,618 - Oh, my goodness. Look at you - Ha-ha-ha 27 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:03,286 You're not in any color. 28 00:04:03,453 --> 00:04:05,121 - Hey. - We should change that 29 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,540 - Oh, my God. It's good to see you - Wow, you too. 30 00:04:07,707 --> 00:04:08,875 Okay Let me take him in 31 00:04:09,042 --> 00:04:11,753 Oh, my gosh He gets more handsome every time I see him 32 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,255 - So good-looking - Thank you, Aunt Lorraine 33 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,090 He's just a beautiful boy. 34 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:18,343 Thank God, because you were such an ugly baby 35 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,887 - There it is. - What? It's fine. He's handsome now 36 00:04:21,346 --> 00:04:24,849 It's not like he's gonna go ugly, handsome and then back to ugly 37 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:28,853 No. The danger's passed Heh, heh Oh, I almost forgot 38 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:31,189 I got a present for you because I'm a cool aunt 39 00:04:31,356 --> 00:04:33,149 This is from my new signature men's line 40 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:35,360 GALE: Ooh. - Check it out 41 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,612 - Awesome - It's limited edition. 42 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:40,406 . so you're not gonna see a lot of men wearing that hat 43 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:42,867 Yeah, I can't imagine anyone would be wearing it. 44 00:04:43,034 --> 00:04:46,079 - It's so limited edition. - Try it on Make sure it fits. 45 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:48,456 - Try it on right now? Okay LORRAINE: Take her for a spin 46 00:04:48,623 --> 00:04:50,375 Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom. 47 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:52,043 BOTH: Aww.. 48 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:54,671 - Oh, yes Look at that - I mean, come on That is it. 49 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:56,339 Okay 50 00:04:56,506 --> 00:05:00,301 Um, I'm gonna go unload some boxes now and see you around. 51 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:01,761 Oh, honey Leave the hat on 52 00:05:01,928 --> 00:05:03,596 - I don't want you to burn LORRAINE: Mm 53 00:05:03,805 --> 00:05:06,182 - And you look good with it on - Thank you Cool 54 00:05:06,391 --> 00:05:08,393 [♪♪♪] 55 00:05:19,654 --> 00:05:21,698 [SIGHS] 56 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,866 GIRL: Smooth 57 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:32,625 So you're the new neighbor? 58 00:05:33,001 --> 00:05:35,044 Yeah Nice to meet you 59 00:05:35,211 --> 00:05:37,046 How long was the drive from New York? 60 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:41,968 No, I can just tell by the pretty hat that you have 61 00:05:42,135 --> 00:05:44,262 Oh, no This-- No 62 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:47,181 This is-- This is actually a gift from my aunt. 63 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:51,269 It's also a gift for me and everyone who gets to see you wearing it. 64 00:05:54,564 --> 00:05:55,690 I'm Zach, by the way 65 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:58,317 - I'm Hannah MAN: Hannah 66 00:05:58,484 --> 00:06:00,069 HANNAH: I gotta go 67 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:02,989 Good talk 68 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:07,702 Hi. Hey, we're just moving in 69 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,912 [♪♪♪] 70 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:11,789 Just-- Just me and my mom. 71 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:17,295 - This hat was a gift - You see that fence? 72 00:06:18,963 --> 00:06:21,716 Do you see the fence? 73 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:24,469 - Uh, yes - Stay on your side of it 74 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:28,639 You stay away from my daughter, you stay away from me. 75 00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:32,310 . and we won't have a problem 76 00:06:37,148 --> 00:06:38,524 Well, just met our neighbor 77 00:06:38,691 --> 00:06:39,776 He's a big teddy bear. 78 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,152 LORRAINE: Oh, Mr Shivers? 79 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,154 Yeah, he moved to town a few years ago 80 00:06:43,321 --> 00:06:44,405 Very mysterious 81 00:06:44,614 --> 00:06:46,532 Very sexy I love his scent 82 00:06:46,741 --> 00:06:49,368 It's like mint and BO 83 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:51,579 - It works - Yeah Not my type 84 00:06:51,746 --> 00:06:52,789 [GASPS] 85 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:54,248 GALE: I remember that day 86 00:06:56,918 --> 00:06:58,753 Oh 87 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,838 [♪♪♪] 88 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:02,298 You okay, sweetheart? 89 00:07:03,883 --> 00:07:06,636 Yeah Yeah Sorry. Um. 90 00:07:06,803 --> 00:07:10,598 I'm gonna go get a head start decorating my room Knock it off my bucket list 91 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,063 How's he doing? 92 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:19,107 Oh, it's been hard 93 00:07:19,649 --> 00:07:22,276 He's putting up a wall 94 00:07:23,069 --> 00:07:25,780 Hopefully, a change of scenery will help 95 00:07:26,322 --> 00:07:28,032 How are you doing? 96 00:07:29,158 --> 00:07:31,786 Hopefully, a change of scenery will help 97 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,831 MAN [ON SCREEN]: All right, Zach. Let's see what you got. 98 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:36,165 Fastball. 99 00:07:36,332 --> 00:07:38,042 Two's a curve. 100 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:40,086 Gotta get up. You gotta give me the sign. 101 00:07:40,253 --> 00:07:42,713 There you go. Oh! 102 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,090 That's-- 103 00:07:44,257 --> 00:07:47,135 - Oh, see? Dad's not perfect. ZACH: No. Heh, heh. 104 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,095 DAD: Dad can get one drop. 105 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,888 All right. Read the signs. 106 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:52,682 It's all just to block. 107 00:07:52,849 --> 00:07:55,768 Don't wanna jump up. That's how the fastballs get by. 108 00:07:55,935 --> 00:07:58,271 All right. Get ready. Go fast now Okay? 109 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:00,481 Honey? You okay? 110 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:02,859 Um, yeah Just found some old baby pictures 111 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:05,528 I really did look like baby Gollum 112 00:08:10,158 --> 00:08:13,494 GIRL: Yeah, yeah That's always the case, right? 113 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,037 BOY: Hey, Becca BECCA: Oh, hey 114 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:30,052 Yay! New friends, new friends, new friends 115 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,305 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you think you're doing? 116 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:35,057 I'm going to work Gonna do some educating 117 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:37,435 Some administrating 118 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:42,481 Cool Mom, I'm the new kid, which presents its own set of obstacles 119 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:46,402 Not sure walking in with the vice principal is the play 120 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:50,281 Just give me a 60-second head start so I at least have a chance 121 00:08:52,116 --> 00:08:54,285 Deal You promise you'll give it a shot? 122 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,287 You know I can't promise you that 123 00:08:57,288 --> 00:08:58,915 [LOCKS CLICK] 124 00:08:59,123 --> 00:09:00,541 [THE BLUE VAN'S "RACKETEER" PLAYING] 125 00:09:00,750 --> 00:09:01,959 [ZACH CLICKS TONGUE] 126 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:04,629 I promise All right? 127 00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:08,382 And this door-locking thing. Come on, you're better than that 128 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:14,430 Sixty seconds start now, 60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54. 129 00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:24,690 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 130 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:27,860 PRINCIPAL: All right Let's find our seats, ladies and gentlemen 131 00:09:28,027 --> 00:09:30,655 Find our seats quickly. 132 00:09:31,197 --> 00:09:33,783 Let's find our seats 133 00:09:35,243 --> 00:09:36,410 Mm-hm 134 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:39,288 - Okay Let's settle down - Um. 135 00:09:39,455 --> 00:09:40,748 Okay Uh, sorry 136 00:09:40,915 --> 00:09:43,334 - Excuse me Can we just--? Eeeh PRINCIPAL: Your friends will find you. 137 00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:46,254 Okay, cool. Okay Unh. 138 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,214 So you're the new kid 139 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:51,008 - Oh, yeah. - Cool, cool Oh 140 00:09:51,217 --> 00:09:53,719 - Hi, Taylor - Hi, Chump 141 00:09:55,096 --> 00:09:57,390 - She just call you "Chump"? - Yes, indeed, she did 142 00:09:57,682 --> 00:09:59,350 My real name is Champ, you know 143 00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:02,395 But she's never talked to me before so we're making progress 144 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:03,729 PRINCIPAL: Three. 145 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,356 . two 146 00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:06,565 . one 147 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,317 Settle down. 148 00:10:08,484 --> 00:10:09,944 Good morning 149 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:14,824 I am so happy to introduce you to our new vice principal, Ms Cooper. 150 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:19,287 And I hope that you show her the same respect that you show me 151 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:20,496 [KID IMITATES BREAKING WIND] 152 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,123 KIDS: Ha-ha-ha. PRINCIPAL: Who did that? 153 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:24,917 Who did that? 154 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,378 Ms Cooper 155 00:10:27,545 --> 00:10:28,963 I'm watching you 156 00:10:35,094 --> 00:10:36,554 Hi, everyone 157 00:10:36,721 --> 00:10:39,181 I know I speak for the entire administration. 158 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:42,560 . when I say that we are so excited for Friday's fall dance 159 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,895 We can't stop twerking about it 160 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:47,648 Oh, no, she didn't 161 00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:53,112 - Aw, she's worse than the last one. - That's my mom 162 00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:56,615 Oh, well, the last one was fantastic 163 00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:59,160 I-- I'm kidding I don't even know what twerking is 164 00:10:59,327 --> 00:11:00,995 - But I hear it's very popular. - So 165 00:11:01,162 --> 00:11:02,788 . you taking anyone to the dance? 166 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:04,665 - No. - Yeah 167 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,376 I was thinking about flying solo too 168 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,754 Hey, we should go together 169 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:13,549 - "Together"? - Oh, not like "together" together 170 00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:16,844 Dance together or anything Although that could work 171 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:20,973 You know, we get the crowd into it? And then go split off with different girls. 172 00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:25,686 And as a final reminder, just be safe and have fun 173 00:11:25,895 --> 00:11:26,979 [CHATTERING] 174 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:32,610 Take this. Shoot me a text or tweet me Has my contact info 175 00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:34,403 My home address and locker number 176 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:36,197 - You know where to find me PRINCIPAL: Anyone. 177 00:11:36,364 --> 00:11:38,449 - Thanks PRINCIPAL: Anyone is caught dancing. 178 00:11:38,616 --> 00:11:42,495 . with their butt facing their partner, you will be sent home immediately 179 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,372 [KIDS JEERING] 180 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,831 Immediately. 181 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,343 [♪♪♪] 182 00:12:00,638 --> 00:12:02,056 Hello? 183 00:12:07,645 --> 00:12:08,687 Is someone there? 184 00:12:09,355 --> 00:12:10,523 [TWIG SNAPS] 185 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,816 Did I scare you? 186 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,610 - Pfft, no - Really? 187 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,905 Because you jumped like 10 feet high, so 188 00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:19,573 You know. 189 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,785 . I jump a lot It's how I stay in such great shape. 190 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,331 - That's good - I, um. 191 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:32,086 - Yeah, I didn't see you at school today - Aw, what, you were looking for me? 192 00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:36,340 - No, no I just-- I just observed-- - No, I'm homeschooled 193 00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:37,633 Oh, by your dad? 194 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,469 He seems. 195 00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:42,263 . nice 196 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,889 And intense 197 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:46,225 - And a little tense - Don't take it personally 198 00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:49,478 - He doesn't really like anyone. - Yeah 199 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,230 So, um. 200 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:55,359 So is there anything fun to do around here aside from scaring your neighbors? 201 00:12:57,194 --> 00:13:00,322 - Okay There is one thing that I like to do - Yeah? 202 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,034 Come with me. 203 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,996 Uh. 204 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:08,998 [♪♪♪] 205 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:12,710 - Hey, where are we going? - Don't worry. It'll be fun 206 00:13:17,131 --> 00:13:20,676 - You sure you know where you're going? - Yes, come on 207 00:13:26,182 --> 00:13:27,725 This way 208 00:13:29,435 --> 00:13:31,729 You taking me somewhere to kill me? Just curious 209 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:33,772 I'm playing it by ear 210 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,113 Hannah? 211 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:47,411 Yes, Zach, follow the stranger into the woods 212 00:13:48,913 --> 00:13:50,581 [SQUAWKING] 213 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,711 Come on, scaredy-cat We're almost there 214 00:13:58,214 --> 00:14:00,382 Okay Just a little further 215 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:07,681 Okay Just wait here 216 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,559 ZACH: Okay 217 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,394 Where exactly is here? 218 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,146 Watch this 219 00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:17,107 [♪♪♪] 220 00:14:22,947 --> 00:14:24,323 ZACH: Whoa 221 00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:26,492 What do you think? 222 00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:30,246 Uh. 223 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,789 It's not what I was expecting 224 00:14:36,961 --> 00:14:39,588 So, what is this place? 225 00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:43,717 Well, they built it years ago, but then they ran out of money. 226 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,511 Now it just sits here 227 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,055 Come on. This is my favorite part 228 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,599 [♪♪♪] 229 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:53,811 Wait What are you doing? 230 00:14:53,978 --> 00:14:56,146 What are you afraid of? I do this all the time 231 00:14:56,313 --> 00:15:01,777 I'm-- I'm not afraid I'm just not current with my tetanus shots 232 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:02,987 [SIGHS] 233 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,114 I hate the suburbs 234 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,494 HANNAH: Come on. 235 00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,378 You can do it Just don't look down 236 00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:21,130 ZACH: I know 237 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:25,926 - You're not gonna fall - I wasn't planning on it. 238 00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:27,970 - There you go - H i. 239 00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:29,513 H i. 240 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,265 All right 241 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:34,143 So I'm high off of the ground. 242 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,899 HANNAH: It's cool, right? 243 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:44,903 Yeah It's cool You can see everything from up here. 244 00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:46,947 So 245 00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,825 . why'd you move to Madison? 246 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,953 Well, my mom said to me: 247 00:15:53,162 --> 00:15:56,957 "Zach, if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?" 248 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:01,128 And I said, "Can we please move to Madison, Delaware? 249 00:16:01,337 --> 00:16:03,964 - That'd be my dream " - Are you always this sarcastic? 250 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:07,801 Always? No, that's a strong word Not always Usually. 251 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,889 I'm sorry It's just, um-- 252 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:16,268 It's just been me and my mom since my dad died last year, so yeah 253 00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:17,603 I'm sorry 254 00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,606 I don't really think about it much anymore 255 00:16:20,773 --> 00:16:22,066 What about you? 256 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,443 I never knew my mom, and we're always moving 257 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:27,196 . from one town to the next 258 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,281 That really sucks 259 00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:30,741 It's fine 260 00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:36,163 Hey. 261 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:40,709 Can I ask you something really serious, Hannah? 262 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,294 Yeah What? 263 00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:49,677 - How do we get down? - Heh Heh. 264 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,553 - I'm serious Is there a plan? - No. 265 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,807 - How do you normally get down? - You can't You're stuck 266 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,058 [ZACH CHUCKLES] 267 00:16:57,601 --> 00:17:00,437 HANNAH: Wow, I can't believe you ate that cotton candy 268 00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:05,192 ZACH: And you know what's scary is it actually tasted kind of fine. 269 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:06,652 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 270 00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,199 So, uh. 271 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:13,992 . thanks for tonight That was 272 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:18,163 - . the least terrible time I've had here - Oh, Zach That's so sweet. 273 00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,374 That's-- I-- Really 274 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:21,959 Okay 275 00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:25,671 Hey, Hannah I'm. 276 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,133 I'm probably gonna take out the trash on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 277 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,844 So, you know, you feel like creeping up on someone. 278 00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:33,679 . that works for me. 279 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,932 All right I'll keep that in mind, scaredy-cat 280 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,142 SHIVERS: Hannah 281 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,769 - What are you doing out here? - I'm so sorry 282 00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:43,564 This is your last warning 283 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:47,192 You stay away from us, or something very bad will happen 284 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,903 I believe you 285 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,118 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 286 00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,246 ZACH: "What is X?" 287 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,831 [YAWNS] 288 00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:03,083 What is X? 289 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,501 HANNAH: Dad, it's not a big deal 290 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:05,836 SHIVERS: You have to understand-- 291 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,546 HANNAH: I don't have to understand anything 292 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:10,048 We were just talking Why can't I have friends? 293 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,134 SHIVERS: You know why! HANNAH: That's not fair. 294 00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,011 You can't lock me up 295 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,764 SHIVERS: You're never allowed to see that boy. You understand me? Ever! 296 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:17,973 HANNAH: Dad, please calm down 297 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,183 [OBJECT SHATTERS] 298 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,434 - Hannah HANNAH: No! 299 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,644 [GIRL SCREAMS] 300 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,438 [♪♪♪] 301 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,530 What? 302 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,508 - What? - I heard a scream. Is Hannah okay? 303 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,176 - There was no scream - What? 304 00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:56,804 Get out of here, or the last scream you ever hear will be your own 305 00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,013 No. Wait, wait-- 306 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:04,353 Mom 307 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,855 - Hey, Mom Mom Mom - Oh, hey, sweetie 308 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:09,942 - Hey, how about quinoa for dinner? - Hannah's in trouble 309 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,069 Oh, who's Hannah? 310 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:16,615 [LINE RINGS] 311 00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:17,866 MAN: Madison County 91 1. 312 00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:20,160 Hi, yes Uh, I live on Monroe Um-- 313 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,704 - Uh, it's an emergency, I think - Zach, what's going on? 314 00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:25,958 ZACH: Yeah Maybe possibly a domestic disturbance I don't know 315 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,920 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 316 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,050 - You're under arrest - Oh Wup Wup, wup, wup 317 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:38,971 I love that enthusiasm I love that Keep it, but we're just not there yet 318 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,474 Hello, sir My name's Officer Stevens This is Training Officer Brooks 319 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,852 - Sorry about that - You don't need to be sorry. 320 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,603 - You're doing a great job BROOKS: Really? 321 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,021 STEVENS: You're doing fantastic. 322 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:51,316 We got a call about a possible 10-16 at your residence 323 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:52,943 Which is? 324 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:55,237 Um. Don't tell me. 325 00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:57,614 It's a domestic disturbance 326 00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:59,074 Absolutely right 327 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,659 - Really? STEVENS: Absolutely right 328 00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:04,246 Strange because I've been here alone and I haven't heard a thing 329 00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:05,497 No, no, he's lying. 330 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,417 Where's Hannah? I know it was her screaming. 331 00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:12,254 Heh Okay, yes Hannah's my daughter, and she's been staying with me. 332 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:15,132 . for a while while her mother sorted a few things out. 333 00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,509 - . with her new husband - Huh 334 00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,845 She flew back to London yesterday morning 335 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,638 STEVENS: All right Well, that checks out 336 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,640 Apologies, sir Thank you for your time 337 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:24,850 We're sorry for the disturbance 338 00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:26,351 [GIRL SCREAMS] 339 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,854 [♪♪♪] 340 00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:33,442 [SCREAMS] 341 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:35,068 Surround sound 342 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,321 I didn't know being an audiophile was a crime 343 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,698 - Being a what? A what-a-phile? - Whoa, whoa. 344 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,242 Whoa That just means that he is a connoisseur 345 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,621 - . of high-end audio equipment BROOKS: Oh 346 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,415 Hi. I'm so sorry We haven't properly met 347 00:20:48,624 --> 00:20:51,960 I'm Gale Cooper, your new neighbor. It's a beautiful home you have 348 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,420 Pleasure's mine 349 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:56,298 Thank you so much for stopping by and bringing your. 350 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,050 . delightful son and the police 351 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,135 Again, I'm so sorry 352 00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:01,637 STEVENS: Apologies for this, sir 353 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,389 We hate coming into the home of an upstanding citizen 354 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:08,143 BROOKS: Really sorry I mean, obviously, you're not doing anything 355 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,395 STEVENS: If you would like to press charges against the boy 356 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,356 . we would love to help you. 357 00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:14,816 - Hannah! Hannah! - Whoa! 358 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,360 - Hannah! - No. Hold on, big guy 359 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,820 - No, just look upstairs Trust me BROOKS: Should I tase him? 360 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,657 - I'll tase him - I like that moxie, but we'll hold off 361 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,910 Have any idea what the penalty is for filing a false police report? 362 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,913 - Three years - Close It's actually a written warning 363 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,248 Hold on Mom, tell me you don't believe him 364 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,793 - Surround sound? Seriously? - Zach, enough 365 00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:35,504 Go home 366 00:21:41,385 --> 00:21:44,930 - Oh, officers I'm so sorry STEVENS: It's all right, ma'am 367 00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:47,724 We should recommend a good treatment center for your son 368 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,352 - Yeah That kid's on drugs - That kid is on drugs 369 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,729 Good night 370 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,399 Gale 371 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,360 - It's Lorraine - I can see you 372 00:21:58,527 --> 00:21:59,945 It's your sister 373 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,864 - Hi. Thanks for coming - H i. 374 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,283 I have to chaperone the dance at the high school. 375 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,619 - I don't wanna leave Zach alone tonight - Gale 376 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:10,747 He's a teenage boy having a hard time adjusting 377 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:16,128 You know what he needs? A night in with his aunt, BeDazzling Duh 378 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,714 - Thanks I hate fighting with him. - I know 379 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,174 - It'll get better Just give it some time. - Okay 380 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:23,760 All right Kit coming through, and don't worry. 381 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:26,346 It's gonna be all about Zach tonight 382 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,556 Zach! 383 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:30,267 So we went out to sushi on Wednesday 384 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,854 And we both ordered the chicken teriyaki, which is like, "It's fate." 385 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:38,108 And then I haven't heard from him since, which is a bummer because I liked him 386 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:42,070 He didn't laugh at any of my jokes, but I felt like there was something there. 387 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:44,823 I don't know. Not like I even care 388 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:48,118 It's like, whatever. I should listen to my psychic 389 00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:52,039 She says, "Stop dating losers, and never go on a plane " 390 00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:53,832 I knew it 391 00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:56,084 Oh, so you think he's playing hard to get? 392 00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:58,628 Or the more likely scenario: 393 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,589 He lost his phone in, like, a fire. 394 00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:03,800 - Yeah, I think he lost his phone - Yeah I do too 395 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:06,094 You know, I-- I totally forgot 396 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,930 I have a huge test on Monday that I gotta study for 397 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:12,809 So I'm just gonna do that all night, and definitely don't come in my room 398 00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:14,102 Oh, okay 399 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:17,105 - Yeah See you - Night, sweetie 400 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:22,360 But you know what, I'm just gonna call him Now I'm worried he's dead 401 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,321 [♪♪♪] 402 00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:26,531 [SIGHS] 403 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,327 ZACH: Hey, hey, hey 404 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:32,454 Over here 405 00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:35,957 Wait So how is this gonna work? Are you my wingman, or am I yours? 406 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,794 - You're wearing that? - Gotta tell you something Get down 407 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,296 Dude, no. This is a new suit, all right? Get off. 408 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:44,591 - Where are the girls? - Uh, yeah I just said that to get you here. 409 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:45,842 I need your help. 410 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:47,177 So there are no girls? 411 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:49,096 Well, there is one girl 412 00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,597 - Oh! My man! - Shh! 413 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:51,807 What? What? 414 00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:55,477 But she's locked in this house, and her dad's a psychopath 415 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,562 Does she have a friend? 416 00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,815 No. I'm serious 417 00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,109 [SIGHS] 418 00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,445 You said there was gonna be girls, and not only are there no girls 419 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:09,324 . there's a psychopath, and I'm in a suit How do you know he's gonna leave? 420 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:12,953 I called and pretended to be the cops I asked him to come to the station 421 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,664 - You can get in big trouble - Just a written warning. 422 00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:18,625 Dude It's wet dirt, dude My pants are gonna get muddied 423 00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:20,377 ZACH: He's right there 424 00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:22,045 [♪♪♪] 425 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:26,299 [ENGINE STARTS] 426 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:27,968 Whoa 427 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:37,644 All right Let's go 428 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:47,112 - Come on. Dude - Okay, okay Ooph! 429 00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:50,157 - My dry-cleaning bill will be ridiculous - Come on. 430 00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:58,123 Whoa Where'd you learn that, New York? 431 00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:00,000 - No, YouTube - Oh 432 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,127 [CREAKING] 433 00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:10,427 - Okay, stay here and watch the driveway. - Wait here by myself? 434 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:13,597 - Out in the dark? - Yes, Champ You're the lookout 435 00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:15,807 If Shivers comes back, just give me a sign like: 436 00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:17,309 [IMITATES OWL HOOTING] 437 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:18,768 Okay, just so we're clear 438 00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:22,314 . if I sense any danger, I will run the other way 439 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,695 [♪♪♪] 440 00:25:54,137 --> 00:25:55,305 [GRUNTS] 441 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:57,432 [CLOCK CLANGS AND CUCKOOS] 442 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:01,478 Where am I? 443 00:26:07,108 --> 00:26:08,735 [♪♪♪] 444 00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:11,446 [ZACH YELLS] 445 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,157 You're supposed to be the lookout. 446 00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:17,369 And that's not gonna change I'll just be the lookout in here 447 00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:21,373 No, no, by definition you have to be somewhere out, looking 448 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:25,252 Let me explain something You know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? 449 00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:27,837 That they're never gonna get hurt? Not me, okay? 450 00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,507 I was born with the gift of fear I remember being 4. 451 00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:32,801 . on a swing thinking, "This is how it ends " 452 00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:35,262 You're not gonna die At least not today 453 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:37,639 - Okay? It's gonna be okay - Yeah, you're right 454 00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:40,433 - Okay - I'm being ridiculous 455 00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:44,813 Oh, bear traps 456 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:50,235 Who puts bear traps in their basement? I mean, seriously 457 00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:52,696 [CREAKING] 458 00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:55,573 Let's go 459 00:26:57,075 --> 00:27:01,037 What? Let's go outside where it's safe. Where there's no bear traps 460 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:04,749 [CHAMP PANTING] 461 00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:09,212 [GRUNTS AND THEN COUGHS] 462 00:27:12,924 --> 00:27:14,801 I think I swallowed some web 463 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,272 [RUMBLING] 464 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:28,565 Dude, this way. 465 00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:30,817 Come on. Come on. 466 00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:40,744 [RUMBLING] 467 00:27:43,955 --> 00:27:46,750 - Up there - Oh 468 00:27:54,299 --> 00:27:55,925 [RUMBLING] 469 00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:57,719 It's coming from that room 470 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:01,598 [WHISPERS] Hannah? 471 00:28:02,557 --> 00:28:04,559 [♪♪♪] 472 00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:13,526 [RUMBLING] 473 00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:22,285 [RUMBLING] 474 00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:28,416 [IN NORMAL VOICE] That's weird 475 00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:30,919 It's like the noise is coming from this bookcase 476 00:28:31,419 --> 00:28:32,837 Well, it's an old house 477 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,172 [CLICKING] 478 00:28:35,006 --> 00:28:37,884 Whoa Check this out. 479 00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:39,886 The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight. 480 00:28:40,303 --> 00:28:43,223 The Ghost Next Door, Night of the Living Dummy. 481 00:28:44,808 --> 00:28:46,643 These are all Goosebumps manuscripts. 482 00:28:47,227 --> 00:28:49,604 What's he doing with a bunch of kids' books? 483 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,815 These aren't kids' books Okay? 484 00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:55,193 Kids' books help you fall asleep These books keep you up all night 485 00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:58,613 "R.L. Stine " What ever happened to that guy? 486 00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:01,282 Uh, who knows? He disappeared Does it matter? Let's go 487 00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:03,076 The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena. 488 00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:06,413 My grandma lives in Pasadena I stopped visiting after reading this 489 00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:07,956 Okay 490 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:12,293 - We're not here for book club - I know, but why are these books locked? 491 00:29:12,502 --> 00:29:13,920 I mean, who would lock a book? 492 00:29:14,379 --> 00:29:18,258 Maybe there's like, a key or something we can unlock it with 493 00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:22,595 Okay, if it really matters that much, look at this All right? 494 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:23,847 Mystery solved 495 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:26,099 Now let's get back to why-- Look out! 496 00:29:30,061 --> 00:29:31,187 Zach? 497 00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:33,565 Hey, Hannah 498 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:35,984 What are you doing in my house? 499 00:29:36,151 --> 00:29:39,988 - I thought you were chained up, possibly - Why would you think that? 500 00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:43,950 Because I heard you scream, and then I called the police 501 00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:46,536 - Okay, both of you need to go right now. - Yes Okay 502 00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:47,871 One second 503 00:29:48,037 --> 00:29:50,623 Hi. Hi, I'm Champ Nice to meet you 504 00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:53,710 Hey, we're going to the semiformal later tonight 505 00:29:53,877 --> 00:29:57,797 . and, uh, I don't know, you should come and invite a friend. 506 00:29:57,964 --> 00:30:02,093 - I really don't care what she looks like - Did you unlock a book? 507 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:04,762 Yeah, I did I'm sorry It's around here somewhere 508 00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:07,974 I just dropped it. I'll put it back and we'll be out of your hair 509 00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:09,976 - Look Here it is-- - No. Don't open it 510 00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:11,311 [ZACH & CHAMP GASP] 511 00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:13,646 No! 512 00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:20,737 [♪♪♪] 513 00:30:24,407 --> 00:30:26,409 [GROWLING] 514 00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:43,593 [ROARS] 515 00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,184 [SNOWMAN ROARS AND CHAMP WHIMPERS] 516 00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,272 [GRUNTING AND SNIFFING] 517 00:31:16,668 --> 00:31:20,129 - [WHISPERS] What's going on? - [WHISPERS] Nobody make a sound 518 00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:26,177 [ROARING] 519 00:31:26,636 --> 00:31:27,679 [SCREAMING] 520 00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:41,234 [IN NORMAL VOICE] My dad's gonna kill me 521 00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:47,740 Wait Zach 522 00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:49,450 Zach 523 00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:54,455 [♪♪♪] 524 00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:57,792 [DOGS BARKING] 525 00:32:00,044 --> 00:32:01,838 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Wait, Hannah. 526 00:32:02,714 --> 00:32:06,259 - Hannah Hannah, wait - Go home You're in over your head 527 00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:10,096 - You wanna tell me what's going on? - No, I can't explain I have to go. 528 00:32:10,388 --> 00:32:12,599 Zach, wait. Wait Come on Listen. 529 00:32:12,807 --> 00:32:15,893 - Stop Stop Stop - Dude, what are you doing? 530 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,354 - Dude Dude, get off me - Listen very carefully 531 00:32:18,521 --> 00:32:20,189 That's the Abominable Snowman 532 00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:23,818 You don't get that nickname by accident And it crawled out of a book 533 00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:26,904 - That doesn't just happen, Zach - I'm going after Hannah. 534 00:32:27,739 --> 00:32:31,743 Look, I read what it did to Pasadena It's no joke, man 535 00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:33,953 [♪♪♪] 536 00:32:44,088 --> 00:32:46,090 [♪♪♪] 537 00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:53,306 She went in there 538 00:32:53,514 --> 00:32:56,100 Yeah She's not the only one who went in there. 539 00:33:03,107 --> 00:33:05,526 Dude, we should call the cops. 540 00:33:05,693 --> 00:33:07,987 Have you met the cops in this town? 541 00:33:08,613 --> 00:33:10,031 Fair enough 542 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:28,633 Do you see the scratches on that wall? 543 00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,636 Yes 544 00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:34,138 Just making sure 545 00:33:34,305 --> 00:33:36,140 [CHAMP SCREAMS IN HIGH-PITCHED TONE] 546 00:33:36,599 --> 00:33:39,018 - Oh! - Is that your scream? 547 00:33:39,227 --> 00:33:42,313 Don't judge me 548 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:45,483 Over here This way 549 00:33:49,445 --> 00:33:51,447 [♪♪♪] 550 00:33:53,825 --> 00:33:56,327 CHAMP: What is she gonna do, read it a story? 551 00:34:12,176 --> 00:34:14,262 Hannah? What is happening? 552 00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:16,472 - How did that pop out of a book? - [WHISPERING] Shh It's here. 553 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:20,977 - Hey, we should get a gun. - Are you kidding? We need a tank 554 00:34:21,144 --> 00:34:23,855 Wait He's made out of snow 555 00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:25,273 - Flamethrower - Bag of salt. 556 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,691 - Flamethrower - Quiet 557 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:28,818 He can't be killed 558 00:34:42,582 --> 00:34:44,041 It's candy 559 00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:50,465 [♪♪♪] 560 00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:54,135 Look out! 561 00:34:54,343 --> 00:34:55,887 [YELLING] 562 00:34:57,597 --> 00:34:59,056 [ROARS] 563 00:35:07,231 --> 00:35:08,566 [GRUNTING] 564 00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:12,487 Come on. It's distracted 565 00:35:13,613 --> 00:35:17,074 - Hannah, come on Let's go - What are you doing? Get off No Stop it 566 00:35:17,241 --> 00:35:20,244 The only way to stop them is to suck them back into the book 567 00:35:20,411 --> 00:35:22,038 CHAMP: Drop the book Let it suck itself back in 568 00:35:22,205 --> 00:35:24,123 No, I'm not close enough 569 00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:29,462 [GROWLING] 570 00:35:34,592 --> 00:35:37,094 - What are you doing? Open the book - Just wait 571 00:35:38,721 --> 00:35:40,765 ZACH: Hannah, open the book HANNAH: Not yet 572 00:35:40,932 --> 00:35:42,266 ZACH & CHAMP: Hannah! - Now! 573 00:35:46,103 --> 00:35:48,439 - The book - Hannah, what are you doing? 574 00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:49,941 Hannah 575 00:35:53,069 --> 00:35:54,111 [SNARLING] 576 00:35:55,071 --> 00:35:56,113 [SHRIEKS] 577 00:35:57,448 --> 00:35:59,200 - No. - No. 578 00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:04,997 Don't let it get the book 579 00:36:15,633 --> 00:36:17,218 - Are you okay? - Yeah 580 00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:19,762 - Come on, let's go! - Come on. Come on. 581 00:36:19,971 --> 00:36:22,056 Over here Come on 582 00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:24,642 - Come on. ZACH: Good idea Punch it 583 00:36:28,104 --> 00:36:30,690 - Bad idea Bad idea Get off that thing - Aah! 584 00:36:32,191 --> 00:36:34,694 [ROARING] 585 00:36:51,794 --> 00:36:53,629 [♪♪♪] 586 00:36:58,593 --> 00:36:59,635 ZACH: Run 587 00:37:00,428 --> 00:37:02,555 Hurry, this way Guys, come on In here 588 00:37:04,432 --> 00:37:06,100 Guys, come on Hurry! 589 00:37:17,361 --> 00:37:19,363 [♪♪♪] 590 00:37:19,739 --> 00:37:21,574 Yes 591 00:37:21,741 --> 00:37:23,367 [SNARLS] 592 00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:31,208 [SNARLING] 593 00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,002 [ALL GRUNTING] 594 00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:34,337 [HANNAH SHRIEKING] 595 00:38:00,571 --> 00:38:02,573 [GRUNTING AND WHIMPERING] 596 00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:29,725 All of you in the car, now! 597 00:38:32,103 --> 00:38:34,188 CHAMP: What are you gonna do to us? SHIVERS: Silence 598 00:38:34,397 --> 00:38:36,232 - We can't even ask questions--? - Shut up 599 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,608 They were trying to help 600 00:38:37,817 --> 00:38:40,319 I told you to stay away, or something bad would happen. 601 00:38:40,528 --> 00:38:43,030 That's the problem with kids today They don't listen 602 00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:45,866 You had to pick Abominable Snowman of Pasadena 603 00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:48,744 You couldn't have picked Little Shop of Hamsters 604 00:38:49,745 --> 00:38:51,956 - You're him, aren't you? SHIVERS: Hm? 605 00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:54,709 You're R.L Stine 606 00:38:54,917 --> 00:38:57,753 SHIVERS: R L who? I don't know who that is 607 00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,005 ZACH: Oh, really? 608 00:39:00,923 --> 00:39:03,092 Well, just as well, because his books suck 609 00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:07,096 - What are you doing? - I can't decide. 610 00:39:07,304 --> 00:39:10,516 . which one I hate more, Monster Blood or Go Eat Worms! 611 00:39:10,725 --> 00:39:12,143 CHAMP: I'm so confused. 612 00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:15,021 You see the endings coming from a mile away. It's like. 613 00:39:15,229 --> 00:39:17,481 . stop trying to be Stephen King, man 614 00:39:17,648 --> 00:39:20,067 [TIRES SCREECHING] 615 00:39:22,153 --> 00:39:23,863 Let me tell you about Steve King 616 00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:28,534 Steve King wishes he could write like me, and I've sold way more books than him 617 00:39:28,743 --> 00:39:30,578 - But nobody ever talks about that! - Okay 618 00:39:30,745 --> 00:39:32,455 Way more books! 619 00:39:33,456 --> 00:39:34,790 HANNAH: Dad. - Aah! 620 00:39:34,957 --> 00:39:37,793 . your face is doing the red thing again 621 00:39:38,335 --> 00:39:39,503 No way 622 00:39:39,670 --> 00:39:42,256 Wait, you're R L Stine? That's you? 623 00:39:42,631 --> 00:39:46,010 Really? Really? Hey, can I get a picture real quick? 624 00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:47,428 - No. No - Come on. Come on. 625 00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:49,138 - The answer's "yes." - I said no 626 00:39:49,305 --> 00:39:52,016 What? I-- No! Get that thing out of here 627 00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:56,437 I'm sorry I just wanted a photo real quick for my Instagram 628 00:39:56,645 --> 00:39:58,105 Oh, is that all? Let me see. 629 00:39:58,272 --> 00:40:00,149 - Oh, yeah. Here you go - Thank you 630 00:40:05,071 --> 00:40:06,906 [♪♪♪] 631 00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:22,379 Hey, what happens now? 632 00:40:22,546 --> 00:40:25,466 Go home, put on your p j 's, get your blankie, you go nap-nap. 633 00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:27,843 In the morning, this will feel like a bad dream 634 00:40:28,010 --> 00:40:30,054 - Dad, wait - There's no time Start packing 635 00:40:30,221 --> 00:40:31,889 We're moving again. 636 00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:37,728 So, what do you wanna do now? 637 00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:39,897 Zach, dude 638 00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,858 HANNAH: But I don't wanna leave I like it here 639 00:40:43,067 --> 00:40:44,693 STINE: Hannah, you have to understand 640 00:40:44,902 --> 00:40:46,612 HANNAH: I don't have to understand anything 641 00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:48,072 Why can't we be normal for once? 642 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,033 Because we're not a normal family Now go get your things 643 00:40:51,242 --> 00:40:52,326 I'm so over this 644 00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:55,371 Oh! Teenagers! 645 00:41:02,086 --> 00:41:04,130 [YELLS] 646 00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:08,467 I could've killed you. 647 00:41:09,593 --> 00:41:11,470 - That was a terrible throw - How? 648 00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:13,180 What are you doing here? Go home. 649 00:41:13,347 --> 00:41:15,975 No, no Not until you explain what's going on 650 00:41:16,183 --> 00:41:17,893 No, no, no I can't explain it 651 00:41:18,102 --> 00:41:20,396 We were almost just eaten by Frosty the Snowman. 652 00:41:20,563 --> 00:41:22,356 . which should be impossible, so try 653 00:41:22,565 --> 00:41:23,858 Okay, look. 654 00:41:25,151 --> 00:41:26,193 [SIGHS] 655 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,403 Where do I begin? 656 00:41:27,611 --> 00:41:31,824 When I was younger, I suffered from terrible allergies that kept me indoors 657 00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:36,078 And all the kids threw rocks at my window and called me names 658 00:41:36,287 --> 00:41:38,706 So I created my own friends 659 00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:41,709 Monsters, demons, ghouls. 660 00:41:41,917 --> 00:41:45,254 . to terrorize my neighborhood and all the kids that made fun of me 661 00:41:46,005 --> 00:41:47,923 And they became real to me 662 00:41:49,175 --> 00:41:51,051 And then one day 663 00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:52,344 . they actually 664 00:41:53,137 --> 00:41:55,014 . became. 665 00:41:55,806 --> 00:41:57,016 . real 666 00:42:00,227 --> 00:42:03,230 My monsters literally leapt off the page. 667 00:42:03,397 --> 00:42:05,649 As long as the books remain locked, we're safe 668 00:42:05,816 --> 00:42:08,110 . but when they open. 669 00:42:08,277 --> 00:42:12,114 . well, you've just seen what happens 670 00:42:13,449 --> 00:42:15,367 I'm allergic to dust mites 671 00:42:16,452 --> 00:42:17,494 What's your point? 672 00:42:17,703 --> 00:42:20,873 I'm just saying, I have allergies too so I understand 673 00:42:23,417 --> 00:42:26,962 Why am I talking to you? Hannah, let's go 674 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:31,383 - Hannah - Sorry 675 00:42:34,845 --> 00:42:36,472 Let's go 676 00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:39,516 Hannah, you grab A to M, I'll get M to zed 677 00:42:39,725 --> 00:42:42,478 And keep the man-eating plant away from the bug-eyed aliens. 678 00:42:42,686 --> 00:42:44,855 Oh, no Not him 679 00:42:45,064 --> 00:42:48,025 MALE VOICE: Hello, Papa 680 00:42:48,192 --> 00:42:49,818 [♪♪♪] 681 00:42:52,154 --> 00:42:54,615 How long's it been? 682 00:42:54,782 --> 00:42:56,200 Feels like forever 683 00:42:57,868 --> 00:42:59,370 Who are your new friends? 684 00:43:00,079 --> 00:43:01,372 - We're not - Barely know him 685 00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:03,958 Slappy, it's so nice to see you again. 686 00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:07,461 - Did you miss me? - Of course I missed you 687 00:43:07,670 --> 00:43:08,796 [THUNDER CRASHES] 688 00:43:10,214 --> 00:43:11,382 [ZACH & HANNAH GASP] 689 00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:14,134 So, what's the plan, friend? 690 00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:16,470 You must've brought me out for something fun 691 00:43:16,679 --> 00:43:19,431 Terrorize the locals? Destroy the town? 692 00:43:19,932 --> 00:43:21,558 Let's get silly 693 00:43:21,767 --> 00:43:25,771 You guessed it, Slappy I'm going to destroy Madison, and I-- 694 00:43:26,230 --> 00:43:27,982 And I couldn't do it without you. 695 00:43:28,190 --> 00:43:33,112 Aw, shucks You're giving me-- Oh, what's the word? 696 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,114 Goosebumps 697 00:43:35,322 --> 00:43:36,699 [LAUGHS] 698 00:43:36,907 --> 00:43:39,868 - Oh, my God. He's so creepy - Oh, he is such a crack-up 699 00:43:40,828 --> 00:43:43,163 Such a clever dummy 700 00:43:43,622 --> 00:43:46,750 Who are you calling "dummy," dummy? 701 00:43:51,714 --> 00:43:53,549 You're trying to put me back in? 702 00:43:53,757 --> 00:43:55,551 No, no, no Don't be silly 703 00:43:55,718 --> 00:43:58,929 I know when you're lying to me, Papa. 704 00:43:59,096 --> 00:44:00,139 [THUNDER CRASHES] 705 00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:05,144 You've made Slappy very unhappy 706 00:44:05,436 --> 00:44:09,231 He's not going back on the shelf ever again 707 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,733 Slappy, no, wait! 708 00:44:12,818 --> 00:44:17,114 I think it's time I started pulling the strings in this relationship 709 00:44:17,281 --> 00:44:21,076 Tonight is gonna be the best story you've ever written. 710 00:44:21,285 --> 00:44:24,830 All of your children are coming out to play 711 00:44:25,039 --> 00:44:26,790 [LAUGHING] 712 00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:30,419 Oh, thank God he's gone 713 00:44:30,586 --> 00:44:31,628 Oh, God 714 00:44:31,795 --> 00:44:32,921 He's gone 715 00:44:35,257 --> 00:44:36,884 And he's taken all the books 716 00:44:37,092 --> 00:44:38,927 [♪♪♪] 717 00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:42,723 [ENGINE REVS] 718 00:44:48,854 --> 00:44:51,482 That one's a real page-turner. 719 00:44:51,690 --> 00:44:53,317 [SLAPPY LAUGHING] 720 00:45:00,616 --> 00:45:02,826 STINE: Congratulations. You've just released a demon 721 00:45:02,993 --> 00:45:05,871 A ventriloquist dummy with a serious Napoleonic complex 722 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,582 For the record, I opened one book That was a mistake 723 00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:10,501 HANNAH: Snowman must've knocked Slappy's book down 724 00:45:10,709 --> 00:45:12,753 I still blame him. I don't like you, boy 725 00:45:12,961 --> 00:45:14,380 [DOORKNOB CLICKING] 726 00:45:14,546 --> 00:45:16,173 It's locked from the outside 727 00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:18,175 [CLATTERING] 728 00:45:19,009 --> 00:45:21,220 Out the kitchen door Go now 729 00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:25,933 [GASPS] 730 00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:27,726 [♪♪♪] 731 00:45:27,935 --> 00:45:29,770 - Why is that here? - I don't know. 732 00:45:33,107 --> 00:45:34,149 [BOTH YELL] 733 00:45:50,249 --> 00:45:51,792 - H i. - Wee-hee! 734 00:45:52,835 --> 00:45:54,586 [GNOMES LAUGHING AND CHATTERING] 735 00:46:03,804 --> 00:46:06,098 Maybe they're friendly 736 00:46:07,683 --> 00:46:09,977 Not friendly. Definitely not friendly 737 00:46:10,185 --> 00:46:11,812 GNOME 1: Whooh. 738 00:46:13,897 --> 00:46:15,107 [GNOMES LAUGHING AND CHATTERING] 739 00:46:18,235 --> 00:46:19,278 [STINE YELLING] 740 00:46:20,571 --> 00:46:24,158 STINE: He's stuck to my face Definitely not friendly 741 00:46:24,616 --> 00:46:25,701 HANNAH: Dad! Aah! 742 00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:28,954 Hold on I'll save you 743 00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:33,500 I'm sorry I'm so sorry Are you okay? 744 00:46:39,923 --> 00:46:43,177 CHAMP: Unh! GNOME 2: Ready, set, go 745 00:46:48,265 --> 00:46:49,349 GNOME 3: No! 746 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,018 I'm sorry 747 00:46:51,602 --> 00:46:54,480 Help me Oh, no, no, no. Help, someone 748 00:46:55,439 --> 00:46:56,982 Get back Get back 749 00:46:57,191 --> 00:46:58,609 [CHAMP SCREAMS] 750 00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:00,736 [BLOWING] 751 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,654 Get back 752 00:47:03,697 --> 00:47:06,074 GNOMES [IN UNISON]: Heave-ho Heave-ho 753 00:47:07,743 --> 00:47:09,578 - Help me Help me Get them off HANNAH: Okay. 754 00:47:09,745 --> 00:47:11,455 GNOMES: Heave-ho Heave-ho 755 00:47:11,663 --> 00:47:13,040 STINE: Quickly. 756 00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:16,043 HANNAH: Shut it Shut it 757 00:47:16,251 --> 00:47:19,421 STINE: Did you get them all? GNOMES: Heave-ho Heave-ho 758 00:47:19,630 --> 00:47:22,341 - Untie me CHAMP: I imagined something different 759 00:47:22,508 --> 00:47:25,677 "Come over to my house. There will be girls I'm your wingman " 760 00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:28,639 [GNOMES GRUNTING AND LAUGHING] 761 00:47:34,436 --> 00:47:36,104 Oh, no, no, no. 762 00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:38,315 We need to get to the basement. 763 00:47:38,482 --> 00:47:40,108 - It's locked - I picked it. 764 00:47:41,652 --> 00:47:42,986 STINE: That's breaking and entering 765 00:47:43,195 --> 00:47:44,988 [♪♪♪] 766 00:47:45,155 --> 00:47:47,324 Watch out for the bear traps 767 00:47:50,827 --> 00:47:53,705 CHAMP: Why'd it have to be bear traps? ZACH: All right, come on Hurry. 768 00:47:54,998 --> 00:47:56,833 [GNOMES GRUNTING] 769 00:48:09,596 --> 00:48:12,224 STINE: Lock it. Lock it ZACH: Okay 770 00:48:14,351 --> 00:48:17,396 Why couldn't you have written stories about rainbows and unicorns? 771 00:48:17,604 --> 00:48:19,731 Because that doesn't sell 400 million copies 772 00:48:19,898 --> 00:48:21,775 Whoa, domestic? 773 00:48:21,942 --> 00:48:25,445 No, worldwide It's still very impressive Shut up 774 00:48:25,612 --> 00:48:26,655 [♪♪♪] 775 00:48:34,454 --> 00:48:36,039 HANNAH: What is that? 776 00:48:56,977 --> 00:48:59,062 - He's burning the books - Why's he doing that? 777 00:48:59,229 --> 00:49:01,523 So there's no way to get the monsters back inside 778 00:49:01,732 --> 00:49:04,151 It's Slappy's revenge 779 00:49:05,235 --> 00:49:08,363 Slappy's Revenge That's a good title. 780 00:49:10,282 --> 00:49:11,366 [CAR HORN HONKING] 781 00:49:11,533 --> 00:49:13,243 [SLAPPY WHOOPING AND LAUGHING] 782 00:49:14,870 --> 00:49:17,998 Sorry, folks I'd slow down, but I can't reach the brake. 783 00:49:22,127 --> 00:49:24,755 Hey, check out my new best seller 784 00:49:24,921 --> 00:49:27,424 It'll grow on you 785 00:49:34,306 --> 00:49:37,726 Dropped calls are gonna be the least of this town's problems 786 00:49:37,893 --> 00:49:39,186 [WOMAN SHRIEKS] 787 00:49:39,353 --> 00:49:42,731 I'm driving myself crazy 788 00:49:42,939 --> 00:49:44,941 [ALL SHOUTING AND SCREAMING] 789 00:49:56,828 --> 00:49:59,456 STEVENS: The town has been invaded Communications are down. 790 00:49:59,623 --> 00:50:03,794 We're talking mass chaos, and no one knows how to stop it 791 00:50:04,878 --> 00:50:06,296 What do you think? 792 00:50:06,463 --> 00:50:07,547 I'm not sure I-- 793 00:50:07,714 --> 00:50:09,591 - I don't know. - It's The Blob 794 00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:13,345 The Blob The original one with Steve McQueen 795 00:50:14,221 --> 00:50:16,431 I can't believe you don't know that movie 796 00:50:16,598 --> 00:50:19,726 Come over to my house I got it on LaserDisc. We'll wa-- 797 00:50:21,478 --> 00:50:22,854 Power went out again 798 00:50:24,231 --> 00:50:26,650 God All night with this 799 00:50:26,817 --> 00:50:29,736 Well, these emergency lights should kick on soon 800 00:50:31,321 --> 00:50:32,614 [SQUEAKING] 801 00:50:32,823 --> 00:50:34,574 [♪♪♪] 802 00:50:38,662 --> 00:50:40,831 Somebody left their ventriloquist dummy 803 00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:45,377 Who you calling "dummy"? 804 00:50:45,877 --> 00:50:48,296 It's talking What is that thing? 805 00:50:48,505 --> 00:50:51,091 I come in peace Unarmed 806 00:50:51,299 --> 00:50:55,345 - I just wanna read you a bedtime story - Sir, shut your mouth 807 00:50:55,512 --> 00:50:58,056 SLAPPY: That's not gonna stop me. - Hands where I can see them 808 00:50:58,223 --> 00:51:02,686 Officers, you've been relieved of your duties Ha, ha! 809 00:51:02,894 --> 00:51:05,063 Now, freeze 810 00:51:10,152 --> 00:51:13,113 [SCRAPING] 811 00:51:14,489 --> 00:51:16,032 LORRAINE: Hello? 812 00:51:21,121 --> 00:51:23,749 Oh, hello, cutie You must be lost 813 00:51:23,957 --> 00:51:25,000 [DOG WHIMPERING] 814 00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:26,626 Aw. And no tags 815 00:51:27,043 --> 00:51:28,670 Well, let's get you some water. 816 00:51:28,837 --> 00:51:31,631 We'll take you around the neighborhood and find your owner 817 00:51:31,798 --> 00:51:32,966 Is he handsome? 818 00:51:33,383 --> 00:51:34,801 Is he single? 819 00:51:34,968 --> 00:51:38,221 Is he thinking about leaving his wife and needs a push? 820 00:51:38,388 --> 00:51:40,015 [♪♪♪] 821 00:51:42,809 --> 00:51:47,230 All right Trying not to spill 822 00:51:47,397 --> 00:51:49,274 Don't be clumsy, Lorraine 823 00:51:49,441 --> 00:51:52,319 Okay, you must be so thirsty 824 00:51:56,698 --> 00:51:57,741 [ROARS] 825 00:51:58,658 --> 00:51:59,701 [SCREAMS] 826 00:52:01,536 --> 00:52:03,163 [♪♪♪] 827 00:52:22,641 --> 00:52:24,351 HANNAH: Everyone in town's been frozen 828 00:52:34,945 --> 00:52:37,823 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Dad Dad, what happened to--? 829 00:52:39,991 --> 00:52:41,159 Wait 830 00:52:41,785 --> 00:52:43,995 Oh Oh, thank God 831 00:52:44,204 --> 00:52:45,664 Guys, false alarm It's not my dad 832 00:52:47,499 --> 00:52:49,960 - What are we going to do? - Without those manuscripts 833 00:52:50,126 --> 00:52:51,670 . there's nothing I can do. 834 00:52:53,421 --> 00:52:57,425 If you wrote the monsters off the page, maybe you could write them back on 835 00:52:57,634 --> 00:52:59,302 Wait-- Yeah Why don't you do that? 836 00:52:59,469 --> 00:53:01,972 STINE: You have any idea how many stories I'd have to write 837 00:53:02,138 --> 00:53:03,974 . to capture every monster I've created? 838 00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:07,936 - I have carpal tunnel in both hands - Dad, listen to him It's a great idea 839 00:53:08,103 --> 00:53:11,022 Just one One story to capture them all 840 00:53:11,231 --> 00:53:15,652 Hmm, simple Just one, one story, with every monster I've ever created. 841 00:53:15,819 --> 00:53:18,446 Brilliant. Really good idea 842 00:53:18,613 --> 00:53:20,282 He's a keeper. 843 00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:21,491 You have a better idea? 844 00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:24,911 Mm-hm, mm-hm A much better idea 845 00:53:27,122 --> 00:53:28,832 No, not now, I don't, but-- 846 00:53:28,999 --> 00:53:32,586 We gotta get you to a computer so you can start writing All right, there's-- 847 00:53:32,752 --> 00:53:34,754 There's a computer store. Just break in 848 00:53:34,921 --> 00:53:37,507 No, no, no I need my typewriter 849 00:53:38,049 --> 00:53:39,718 - What? STINE: Every story I've written 850 00:53:39,885 --> 00:53:42,762 . was on that Smith Corona It's not just me 851 00:53:42,929 --> 00:53:45,932 That typewriter is special. 852 00:53:46,766 --> 00:53:48,393 It has a soul of its own 853 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:49,769 [SIGHS] 854 00:53:49,978 --> 00:53:52,230 If I write on anything else, it won't work 855 00:53:52,772 --> 00:53:53,857 Where's the typewriter? 856 00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:56,109 Oh, don't worry 857 00:53:56,443 --> 00:53:58,612 It's somewhere safe 858 00:53:59,029 --> 00:54:00,238 [JASON DERULO'S "GET UGLY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 859 00:54:00,405 --> 00:54:01,448 ♪ Get ugly ♪ 860 00:54:01,615 --> 00:54:03,241 [ALL CHEERING] 861 00:54:04,367 --> 00:54:06,411 ♪ And everybody say ♪ 862 00:54:06,578 --> 00:54:07,954 ♪ Get ugly ♪ 863 00:54:10,832 --> 00:54:12,500 ♪ Get ugly ♪ 864 00:54:12,959 --> 00:54:14,002 ♪ Get ugly ♪♪ 865 00:54:14,169 --> 00:54:15,670 Come on. 866 00:54:16,338 --> 00:54:18,256 Come on, come on, come on 867 00:54:18,423 --> 00:54:19,466 [PHONE BEEPING] 868 00:54:19,633 --> 00:54:21,217 [SIGHS] 869 00:54:22,177 --> 00:54:23,595 Just give me one bar 870 00:54:26,431 --> 00:54:28,850 This was working earlier 871 00:54:29,476 --> 00:54:30,685 - Brains - Aah! 872 00:54:31,227 --> 00:54:33,188 Heh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you 873 00:54:33,355 --> 00:54:35,774 I did mean to scare you, but in a playful way. 874 00:54:36,191 --> 00:54:38,777 So, uh, is everything okay? 875 00:54:39,319 --> 00:54:40,487 Uh-- Uh-- 876 00:54:40,654 --> 00:54:44,532 I'm sorry, I have to get hold of my son, and I can't get any service 877 00:54:45,116 --> 00:54:46,952 Yeah No one can tonight. It's weird 878 00:54:48,411 --> 00:54:49,829 [♪♪♪] 879 00:54:50,288 --> 00:54:52,707 ZACH: I don't know what's going on with my phone 880 00:54:54,209 --> 00:54:55,377 I can't get reception 881 00:54:55,543 --> 00:54:58,922 Slappy's taken out the cell-phone towers That's what I'd do 882 00:54:59,714 --> 00:55:01,883 He's cutting us off Isolating us 883 00:55:02,092 --> 00:55:03,301 [THUMPING] 884 00:55:03,510 --> 00:55:04,928 What was that? 885 00:55:05,595 --> 00:55:07,514 [INVISIBLE BOY CHUCKLING] 886 00:55:07,722 --> 00:55:10,350 Ugh, it's the Invisible Boy He's a menace. 887 00:55:10,517 --> 00:55:12,143 [CHUCKLING CONTINUES] 888 00:55:12,519 --> 00:55:13,728 [SLAPS] 889 00:55:14,813 --> 00:55:17,148 STINE: Shove him out the window Roll up the window 890 00:55:17,315 --> 00:55:18,692 ZACH: He's got his tie. - Help, help 891 00:55:20,026 --> 00:55:21,236 STINE: Hold on 892 00:55:21,444 --> 00:55:22,529 [INVISIBLE BOY YELLS] 893 00:55:23,488 --> 00:55:25,031 INVISIBLE BOY: Not cool! 894 00:55:25,615 --> 00:55:27,075 Are you okay? 895 00:55:27,242 --> 00:55:28,493 - Yeah - For sure. 896 00:55:28,910 --> 00:55:30,829 Yeah Wait. Wait, look out! 897 00:55:31,621 --> 00:55:32,956 [ALL YELLING] 898 00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:37,085 [STINE YELLS] 899 00:55:38,086 --> 00:55:40,338 [ALL GRUNTING] 900 00:55:41,047 --> 00:55:42,382 - Are you okay? - Yeah 901 00:55:42,549 --> 00:55:43,883 Everyone okay? 902 00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:46,052 It came out of nowhere 903 00:55:46,261 --> 00:55:48,722 [CREATURE GROWLING] 904 00:55:51,933 --> 00:55:53,059 [♪♪♪] 905 00:55:58,898 --> 00:55:59,941 [CHITTERING] 906 00:56:00,108 --> 00:56:01,651 [ALL SCREAMING] 907 00:56:03,570 --> 00:56:06,406 I don't remember writing about a giant praying mantis 908 00:56:07,824 --> 00:56:10,535 - Right Now I remember - Get us out of here! 909 00:56:12,287 --> 00:56:13,329 What are you doing? 910 00:56:13,496 --> 00:56:15,915 - Well, I can't drive if I can't see - Just go! 911 00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:18,710 [♪♪♪] 912 00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:31,431 CHAMP: Oh, my God. 913 00:56:31,598 --> 00:56:33,016 - Watch out! - Turn left! 914 00:56:33,183 --> 00:56:35,685 - Stop driving straight. Step on it. HANNAH: He's catching up. 915 00:56:35,852 --> 00:56:37,312 - Turn right - Someone else wanna drive? 916 00:56:37,479 --> 00:56:39,606 Because I'll pull over right now 917 00:56:54,871 --> 00:56:56,122 [ALL SCREAM] 918 00:57:05,048 --> 00:57:06,466 [ALL SCREAM] 919 00:57:11,387 --> 00:57:13,389 [CHITTERING] 920 00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:34,661 Why'd you come up with something so freaky? 921 00:57:34,828 --> 00:57:37,205 I just have a knack for it, I guess 922 00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:40,083 Oh, no My Wagoneer 923 00:57:41,709 --> 00:57:43,711 I had such low mileage on it 924 00:57:43,878 --> 00:57:46,589 - How far are we from the high school? - Not too far 925 00:57:46,881 --> 00:57:49,926 - We can cut through the cemetery - I'm sorry, a cemetery? 926 00:57:50,093 --> 00:57:52,303 Relax The high school's just past the woods 927 00:57:52,470 --> 00:57:53,721 STINE: How do you know that? 928 00:57:53,930 --> 00:57:57,225 Uh, sometimes I get a little stir-crazy and go exploring 929 00:57:57,684 --> 00:57:59,727 - When? - At night, after you go to bed 930 00:58:00,186 --> 00:58:01,229 You're grounded 931 00:58:01,437 --> 00:58:02,939 - That is so unfair STINE: It's fair 932 00:58:03,148 --> 00:58:06,526 Guys, you're both bringing up good points, but let's keep moving 933 00:58:07,026 --> 00:58:09,362 Sneaking off at night with strange boys 934 00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:11,948 - Unbelievable - Shut it 935 00:58:13,032 --> 00:58:14,659 [♪♪♪] 936 00:58:14,868 --> 00:58:15,952 [SIGHS] 937 00:58:16,161 --> 00:58:19,122 - Do you have a dollar I could borrow? - What? No 938 00:58:19,289 --> 00:58:20,915 - Why? - I'm parched 939 00:58:21,082 --> 00:58:24,502 - Take one I'm sure they'll understand - Really? Ha 940 00:58:24,711 --> 00:58:26,212 Lemonade, grape 941 00:58:26,379 --> 00:58:28,548 - . or strawberry? - Good God, man 942 00:58:28,715 --> 00:58:30,675 Here Orange 943 00:58:30,842 --> 00:58:31,926 [CHUCKLES] 944 00:58:32,677 --> 00:58:36,222 Don't know what I was thinking There's way more going on here than New York. 945 00:58:36,431 --> 00:58:38,933 - What? - Uh, you cut yourself. 946 00:58:39,142 --> 00:58:41,519 - Is it bad? - Uh, yeah It's really bad. 947 00:58:42,437 --> 00:58:45,148 - Is my face messed up? - Yeah 948 00:58:45,523 --> 00:58:46,649 Big time 949 00:58:46,858 --> 00:58:48,443 You look exactly the same 950 00:58:51,321 --> 00:58:52,405 [BOTTLE CLINKS] 951 00:58:54,824 --> 00:58:56,034 Did you hear that? 952 00:58:56,242 --> 00:58:58,244 [♪♪♪] 953 00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,842 [GRUNTING AND SNIFFING] 954 00:59:20,975 --> 00:59:22,310 [SODA FIZZES] 955 00:59:23,061 --> 00:59:24,354 [SNARLING AND SNIFFING] 956 00:59:56,719 --> 00:59:57,845 What are you doing? 957 00:59:58,012 --> 01:00:01,266 That's the Werewolf of Fever Swamp He can smell my scent 958 01:00:09,190 --> 01:00:10,984 No, it's not working I have to hide 959 01:00:13,778 --> 01:00:15,780 [♪♪♪] 960 01:00:19,117 --> 01:00:20,535 Come on. 961 01:00:24,747 --> 01:00:26,332 [SNARLING AND SNIFFING] 962 01:00:47,812 --> 01:00:49,689 Shh, no, no, no 963 01:00:53,568 --> 01:00:55,445 Do something 964 01:01:06,247 --> 01:01:07,415 [TOY SQUEAKS] 965 01:01:12,879 --> 01:01:15,798 Come on, come on Come on 966 01:01:18,176 --> 01:01:20,303 Come on. Go, go, go 967 01:01:21,721 --> 01:01:22,972 [BARKING] 968 01:01:23,723 --> 01:01:26,142 STINE: He's on our tail. Go 969 01:01:27,185 --> 01:01:29,062 ZACH: Go He's right behind us 970 01:01:32,732 --> 01:01:33,775 [WEREWOLF WHIMPERS] 971 01:01:33,941 --> 01:01:35,526 Come on. Go, go 972 01:01:35,735 --> 01:01:37,820 Ha-ha-ha Oh! 973 01:01:39,113 --> 01:01:41,199 I'm stuck Help me get out 974 01:01:41,908 --> 01:01:43,743 - What are you doing? - There's no time 975 01:01:44,077 --> 01:01:46,913 - I said get me out of here. - Gotta go There's no time 976 01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:50,625 I said get me out-- Oh, no Keep going He's chasing us 977 01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:51,918 I'm going as fast as I can 978 01:01:52,085 --> 01:01:53,127 [WHISTLES] 979 01:01:54,879 --> 01:01:57,173 - Just go. We're right behind you - Okay 980 01:02:02,011 --> 01:02:03,930 Come on. We gotta go Get up Get up 981 01:02:04,097 --> 01:02:05,723 - Come on, come on! - Let's go, guys. 982 01:02:05,890 --> 01:02:07,558 HANNAH: Come on, come on, come on 983 01:02:09,185 --> 01:02:12,647 Ha! Let's see him get through that 984 01:02:12,855 --> 01:02:13,940 [THUMPING] 985 01:02:15,983 --> 01:02:17,318 Go, go Run, run 986 01:02:21,406 --> 01:02:23,366 [BARKING AND SNARLING] 987 01:02:32,041 --> 01:02:33,334 - It's locked STINE: This way 988 01:02:34,669 --> 01:02:36,295 [WEREWOLF SNARLS] 989 01:02:36,546 --> 01:02:37,964 [CLAWS SCRAPING] 990 01:02:41,759 --> 01:02:42,969 [ROARS] 991 01:02:43,261 --> 01:02:44,345 Whoa! 992 01:02:44,637 --> 01:02:46,472 [WHIMPERING] 993 01:02:48,599 --> 01:02:50,143 I'm okay. 994 01:02:51,352 --> 01:02:53,396 I'm still okay 995 01:02:53,563 --> 01:02:55,356 - Who is that? - It's my Aunt Lorraine 996 01:02:56,774 --> 01:03:00,361 - Oh, my gosh I think I killed that bear. - It was actually a werewolf. 997 01:03:00,528 --> 01:03:02,822 - What? - What are you doing here? 998 01:03:02,989 --> 01:03:05,700 This is the back of my store Didn't know where else to go. 999 01:03:05,867 --> 01:03:09,078 I can't get ahold of your mother or the cops or anyone 1000 01:03:10,204 --> 01:03:12,457 - Hello. - Uh, hi Hello 1001 01:03:12,623 --> 01:03:13,833 H i. 1002 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,086 I don't think we've been properly introduced. Um-- 1003 01:03:17,253 --> 01:03:18,963 I'm-- I'm Lorraine 1004 01:03:19,130 --> 01:03:20,756 Hello. R L Stine. 1005 01:03:20,923 --> 01:03:23,050 We owe you a great debt of gratitude 1006 01:03:23,968 --> 01:03:27,680 - Your reckless driving saved our lives - Oh, that old thing? Ha, ha 1007 01:03:28,222 --> 01:03:29,724 - Lorraine Lorraine - So 1008 01:03:29,891 --> 01:03:31,392 Lorraine, we don't have time 1009 01:03:31,559 --> 01:03:34,896 I need you to go to the police Tell them to meet us at the high school 1010 01:03:35,062 --> 01:03:37,273 - All right? Can you do that? Okay - I can do that. 1011 01:03:37,482 --> 01:03:39,066 Did you wanna exchange numbers? 1012 01:03:39,275 --> 01:03:40,485 STINE: It's not a good time, but yes! 1013 01:03:40,693 --> 01:03:42,695 [♪♪♪] 1014 01:03:50,870 --> 01:03:53,122 CHAMP: Oh, God, this is a bad idea 1015 01:03:53,289 --> 01:03:54,665 What was that? 1016 01:03:58,252 --> 01:03:59,879 [CREATURE SCREECHING IN DISTANCE] 1017 01:04:04,425 --> 01:04:05,968 STINE: You okay? - Yeah, yeah Yeah 1018 01:04:06,135 --> 01:04:08,554 Yeah Just a root Nothing scary here 1019 01:04:08,721 --> 01:04:10,765 So how did you get the nickname "Champ"? 1020 01:04:10,932 --> 01:04:12,975 It's not a nickname 1021 01:04:13,142 --> 01:04:15,645 Wait That's your real name? Is it short for something? 1022 01:04:15,811 --> 01:04:20,191 - My full name is Champion. - Your actual name is Champion Heh 1023 01:04:21,817 --> 01:04:22,860 Sorry 1024 01:04:23,027 --> 01:04:25,154 CHAMP: Dad won a bronze in the '92 Olympics 1025 01:04:25,321 --> 01:04:26,864 STINE: Really? 1026 01:04:27,031 --> 01:04:28,866 [♪♪♪] 1027 01:04:29,158 --> 01:04:31,577 CHAMP: My mom, she was an all-American sprinter. 1028 01:04:31,744 --> 01:04:33,829 . and a two-time world debate champion 1029 01:04:34,664 --> 01:04:36,666 So they named me "Champ " 1030 01:04:40,002 --> 01:04:43,381 - If you're scared, I can hold your hand - Please, you're the scaredy-cat 1031 01:04:44,465 --> 01:04:46,175 [SHRIEKING] 1032 01:04:46,384 --> 01:04:48,469 Wait Hold on It's okay It's just a statue 1033 01:04:48,636 --> 01:04:50,096 All right? You're fine 1034 01:04:50,263 --> 01:04:52,682 It's all right All right? 1035 01:04:53,182 --> 01:04:54,684 Just give me a sec It's-- 1036 01:04:56,185 --> 01:04:58,229 It's caught on your jacket 1037 01:04:59,188 --> 01:05:00,690 My hero 1038 01:05:03,859 --> 01:05:06,445 There You're free to go 1039 01:05:07,029 --> 01:05:08,864 [♪♪♪] 1040 01:05:16,122 --> 01:05:17,748 [♪♪♪] 1041 01:05:26,465 --> 01:05:27,842 What is it? 1042 01:05:30,344 --> 01:05:31,387 Nothing 1043 01:05:32,138 --> 01:05:33,556 Are you sure? 1044 01:05:37,810 --> 01:05:38,853 Yeah 1045 01:05:39,020 --> 01:05:40,980 Yeah, totally I'm fi-- Unh! 1046 01:05:44,191 --> 01:05:45,610 - Zach! - Unh! Unh! 1047 01:05:46,569 --> 01:05:47,612 [ZACH YELLS] 1048 01:05:47,778 --> 01:05:49,071 [GHOULS GRUNTING AND GROWLING] 1049 01:05:55,036 --> 01:05:56,579 Run! 1050 01:05:56,746 --> 01:05:59,040 - Ghouls Go, go - Oh! Oh! 1051 01:06:03,711 --> 01:06:05,546 [♪♪♪] 1052 01:06:06,964 --> 01:06:09,050 Oh, they're getting closer. 1053 01:06:10,259 --> 01:06:11,969 - Go Here. Go Go. STINE: Come on. Come on. 1054 01:06:12,136 --> 01:06:13,429 ZACH: Go, go, go 1055 01:06:13,596 --> 01:06:15,306 STINE: Hurry, quick, quick, quick 1056 01:06:15,514 --> 01:06:17,058 Unh, I'm stuck 1057 01:06:17,266 --> 01:06:19,310 - Go on without me. Save yourself. - Okay Good luck 1058 01:06:19,685 --> 01:06:23,022 No, I didn't mean it Champion! 1059 01:06:23,189 --> 01:06:25,358 What kind of monster would take me up on that? 1060 01:06:25,524 --> 01:06:27,777 ZACH: Pull. - Everybody pull. 1061 01:06:29,904 --> 01:06:32,406 I'll kill him Where is that little imbecile? 1062 01:06:34,492 --> 01:06:36,661 Wait for us, you coward! 1063 01:06:37,078 --> 01:06:39,538 All right Okay, Lorraine You got this 1064 01:06:39,705 --> 01:06:43,250 Just tell the cops to head to the high school and that everyone's in trouble 1065 01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:45,836 You can do this Okay Unh! 1066 01:06:46,003 --> 01:06:47,296 Nope Wrong door. 1067 01:06:49,715 --> 01:06:51,133 Hello? 1068 01:06:52,927 --> 01:06:54,929 Is anyone in here? 1069 01:06:55,096 --> 01:06:56,722 [♪♪♪] 1070 01:06:57,515 --> 01:06:59,934 Calling all cops, calling all the cops 1071 01:07:00,101 --> 01:07:02,269 Head to the high school My nephew's in trouble 1072 01:07:02,436 --> 01:07:05,731 He's with R.L. Stine They think they know how to stop all this. 1073 01:07:05,898 --> 01:07:07,900 Hello? Can anyone hear me? 1074 01:07:08,109 --> 01:07:10,653 SLAPPY: I can hear you. 1075 01:07:12,071 --> 01:07:15,157 Sergeant Slappy, ready to protect and serve. 1076 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,743 Oh, my goodness. 1077 01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:19,203 - You're. - Don't do it 1078 01:07:19,370 --> 01:07:20,955 - . a talking. - Don't say it 1079 01:07:21,122 --> 01:07:22,665 - . dummy - You said it 1080 01:07:25,501 --> 01:07:27,128 [SCREAMS] 1081 01:07:29,422 --> 01:07:32,925 You have the right to remain silent 1082 01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:35,720 Where did they put my typewriter? I know it was this way 1083 01:07:35,886 --> 01:07:37,346 It might've been the other way 1084 01:07:37,555 --> 01:07:38,889 - We should split up CHAMP: What? No 1085 01:07:39,098 --> 01:07:41,684 Ever read your books? We're never supposed to split up. 1086 01:07:41,892 --> 01:07:44,770 Come on. How many display cases could there be? 1087 01:07:46,772 --> 01:07:49,191 - You're touching me - Yeah Hang on a second 1088 01:07:51,152 --> 01:07:53,654 - Hannah doesn't know, does she? - She doesn't know what? 1089 01:07:53,863 --> 01:07:55,531 That she's not real 1090 01:07:55,740 --> 01:07:57,366 [♪♪♪] 1091 01:07:58,993 --> 01:08:02,747 She thinks she's a person. Okay? Not some figment of your imagination 1092 01:08:02,913 --> 01:08:04,290 How could you lie to her? 1093 01:08:04,457 --> 01:08:05,750 I was trying to protect her 1094 01:08:06,167 --> 01:08:08,586 Oh, yeah? Well, good job with that 1095 01:08:09,003 --> 01:08:10,713 This gift of mine is a curse 1096 01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:14,175 You have no idea how lonely it's been until Hannah 1097 01:08:14,925 --> 01:08:16,677 She's different 1098 01:08:16,886 --> 01:08:22,183 I wrote her in such a way that she thinks she's real, and she is real to me, Zach 1099 01:08:25,436 --> 01:08:28,022 I don't expect you to understand 1100 01:08:29,815 --> 01:08:32,026 ZACH: Actually, I do. 1101 01:08:36,030 --> 01:08:38,032 STINE: I'm afraid of losing her 1102 01:08:40,993 --> 01:08:43,287 And the truth is, I'm afraid of being alone 1103 01:08:43,704 --> 01:08:47,458 I suppose I stopped connecting with real people when I was your age 1104 01:08:50,753 --> 01:08:54,048 After my dad died, I shut everyone out too 1105 01:08:55,841 --> 01:08:58,260 Maybe we can both start over. 1106 01:08:59,303 --> 01:09:01,722 . if we're alive tomorrow 1107 01:09:05,226 --> 01:09:06,268 There you are 1108 01:09:06,435 --> 01:09:07,937 Are you okay? 1109 01:09:08,103 --> 01:09:10,523 You look like you just saw a ghost 1110 01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:13,943 Okay Well, come on We found the typewriter 1111 01:09:17,446 --> 01:09:21,033 Oh, my sweet darling, I've missed you so much 1112 01:09:23,077 --> 01:09:26,288 - All right, so start writing - Yes, but what's the story? 1113 01:09:27,081 --> 01:09:29,083 What? Monsters lose, good guys win, the end. 1114 01:09:29,250 --> 01:09:32,670 No, no, no It doesn't work unless it's a real Goosebumps story with. 1115 01:09:32,837 --> 01:09:34,338 . twists and turns and frights 1116 01:09:35,506 --> 01:09:37,883 Not to mention some personal growth for our hero 1117 01:09:38,801 --> 01:09:40,094 - What? STINE: Go to the gym 1118 01:09:40,261 --> 01:09:42,555 Warn everyone Tell them to barricade the school 1119 01:09:43,097 --> 01:09:45,432 - Where are you going? - To find someplace to write 1120 01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:49,979 Slappy's going to come for me I have a deadline, literally Now go 1121 01:09:50,396 --> 01:09:51,939 [♪♪♪] 1122 01:09:53,107 --> 01:09:54,817 Unbelievable 1123 01:09:55,025 --> 01:09:57,820 [OVER SPEAKERS] ♪ Off, off, off, off, off with your head ♪ 1124 01:09:59,196 --> 01:10:01,574 ♪ Dance, dance till you're dead ♪ 1125 01:10:03,284 --> 01:10:05,870 ♪ Heads will roll, heads will roll ♪ 1126 01:10:06,078 --> 01:10:07,121 [ALL CHEERING] 1127 01:10:07,288 --> 01:10:09,790 ♪ Heads will roll on the floor ♪ 1128 01:10:10,165 --> 01:10:11,333 ZACH: Excuse me 1129 01:10:11,542 --> 01:10:13,335 Sorry Coming through 1130 01:10:13,836 --> 01:10:15,462 Come on. We gotta get to the stage 1131 01:10:18,382 --> 01:10:21,218 ♪ Heads will roll, heads will roll ♪ 1132 01:10:21,802 --> 01:10:24,179 ♪ Heads will roll on the floor ♪♪ 1133 01:10:27,433 --> 01:10:29,143 So this is what a high-school dance is like 1134 01:10:29,351 --> 01:10:33,564 Uh, yeah Usually the dancing's better. 1135 01:10:33,731 --> 01:10:34,940 . but you get the idea. 1136 01:10:39,820 --> 01:10:41,989 MAN 1: That what they call dancing now? MAN 2: I'm not sure. 1137 01:10:42,156 --> 01:10:43,574 Zach 1138 01:10:44,241 --> 01:10:45,659 ZACH: Mom Mom GALE: Zach 1139 01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:48,871 - I couldn't get hold of you or Lorraine - I know I know 1140 01:10:49,038 --> 01:10:52,041 Mom, everyone here is in danger, we have to barricade the school 1141 01:10:52,207 --> 01:10:54,585 - Oh, no Not this again HANNAH: He's telling you the truth 1142 01:10:54,752 --> 01:10:55,961 Hi, I'm Hannah I live next door 1143 01:10:56,128 --> 01:10:57,171 [RECORD SCRATCHES AND MUSIC STOPS] 1144 01:10:57,379 --> 01:11:00,633 All right Okay, everyone, listen up Okay? 1145 01:11:01,216 --> 01:11:03,427 - Okay Everybody, you gotta listen up-- COACH: Champ 1146 01:11:03,594 --> 01:11:05,304 CHAMP: I have something to say - Get down 1147 01:11:05,471 --> 01:11:06,513 [CROWD JEERING] 1148 01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:08,140 CHAMP: Uh. Wow BOY 1: Get off the stage 1149 01:11:08,349 --> 01:11:09,642 Okay, um. 1150 01:11:10,476 --> 01:11:12,186 Uh, okay, uh 1151 01:11:12,394 --> 01:11:14,355 Listen to my best friend Zach 1152 01:11:14,521 --> 01:11:16,315 - Just-- Just tell them - Thanks, Champ 1153 01:11:16,523 --> 01:11:18,359 - Yeah - Yeah All right. Um 1154 01:11:20,152 --> 01:11:23,447 This is going to sound insane. 1155 01:11:24,365 --> 01:11:26,241 . but monsters have invaded Madison. 1156 01:11:26,450 --> 01:11:27,785 [ALL CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] 1157 01:11:28,369 --> 01:11:31,288 Guys, it's the truth Okay? He's telling the truth It's-- 1158 01:11:31,455 --> 01:11:33,165 He's not making this up 1159 01:11:33,332 --> 01:11:37,336 They've blocked every road out of town, they've torn down the cell towers. 1160 01:11:38,128 --> 01:11:41,507 . and we've been cut off from the rest of the world 1161 01:11:42,007 --> 01:11:44,802 And they could be coming for us any second so we need to work to-- 1162 01:11:45,010 --> 01:11:46,428 [BOY 2 SCREAMS] 1163 01:11:46,637 --> 01:11:48,430 He's right. It's the Boogeyman. 1164 01:11:49,431 --> 01:11:51,684 . and he's picking his nose 1165 01:11:51,892 --> 01:11:53,352 [ALL LAUGHING] 1166 01:11:58,440 --> 01:11:59,566 - I'm not making-- BOY 2: Aah! 1167 01:12:00,526 --> 01:12:03,195 There's a giant bug, and it's eating everybody's cars! 1168 01:12:03,362 --> 01:12:05,823 - Uh, it's getting old, dude - No, seriously! 1169 01:12:06,031 --> 01:12:07,449 [BOY 2 SCREAMS] 1170 01:12:07,908 --> 01:12:09,368 [ALL GASPING] 1171 01:12:09,576 --> 01:12:11,120 [CHITTERING] 1172 01:12:11,328 --> 01:12:12,746 [ALL SCREAMING] 1173 01:12:12,955 --> 01:12:13,998 They're here 1174 01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:17,584 Whoa 1175 01:12:18,752 --> 01:12:20,337 [THUMPING] 1176 01:12:21,463 --> 01:12:24,717 Ha, ha! Now, this is a real homecoming 1177 01:12:24,883 --> 01:12:26,885 [LAUGHING] 1178 01:12:27,052 --> 01:12:28,721 [♪♪♪] 1179 01:12:28,887 --> 01:12:30,889 [GNOMES LAUGHING] 1180 01:12:37,396 --> 01:12:40,816 All right Everyone, calm down Okay? I know what to do. 1181 01:12:40,983 --> 01:12:42,776 . but I can't do it by myself 1182 01:12:42,943 --> 01:12:44,361 Take this. 1183 01:12:44,528 --> 01:12:47,114 Invite the rest of our friends to the party 1184 01:12:53,328 --> 01:12:55,748 ZACH: Look. Those things out there... 1185 01:12:55,914 --> 01:12:57,750 . they're R L. Stine's monsters 1186 01:12:57,916 --> 01:13:01,378 He's here, and he can fix this, but we need to buy him time to write 1187 01:13:01,545 --> 01:13:03,714 And don't worry, he's a very quick writer. 1188 01:13:04,298 --> 01:13:08,135 The night was cold. 1189 01:13:10,304 --> 01:13:11,764 Cold was the night 1190 01:13:19,104 --> 01:13:20,731 [WOLVES HOWLING] 1191 01:13:22,858 --> 01:13:24,818 SLAPPY: Come close Don't be shy 1192 01:13:25,402 --> 01:13:28,030 You don't wanna miss the show 1193 01:13:28,864 --> 01:13:30,491 [TYPEWRITER CLACKING] 1194 01:13:32,785 --> 01:13:34,828 All right, everyone These are all the exits 1195 01:13:34,995 --> 01:13:38,499 Find anything to barricade the doors because we cannot let the monsters in. 1196 01:13:38,665 --> 01:13:42,044 Come on, guys We don't have a lot of time Stack them up there 1197 01:13:42,211 --> 01:13:44,505 Come on, quickly Quickly Yes 1198 01:13:44,713 --> 01:13:46,715 [♪♪♪] 1199 01:13:51,804 --> 01:13:54,431 All my friends in one place. 1200 01:13:54,598 --> 01:13:56,600 I've never been so happy 1201 01:13:57,351 --> 01:13:59,144 I don't want this day to end. 1202 01:13:59,770 --> 01:14:01,063 . and it doesn't have to. 1203 01:14:02,272 --> 01:14:06,068 . as long as we get rid of Stine 1204 01:14:06,235 --> 01:14:07,736 - Charge! GNOMES: Woo-hoo! 1205 01:14:07,945 --> 01:14:09,446 [SNOWMAN ROARING] 1206 01:14:22,042 --> 01:14:23,085 [GRUNTING AND GROWLING] 1207 01:14:26,588 --> 01:14:27,840 [INSECTS BUZZING] 1208 01:14:31,468 --> 01:14:32,886 [GRUNTING] 1209 01:14:37,766 --> 01:14:40,269 Go, go, go It's not gonna hold Go 1210 01:14:40,435 --> 01:14:42,020 Go, go, go 1211 01:14:47,651 --> 01:14:49,611 ROBOTS: We come in peace 1212 01:14:49,778 --> 01:14:51,905 We come in peace 1213 01:14:58,871 --> 01:15:00,122 [ROARS] 1214 01:15:01,665 --> 01:15:04,042 - We should be helping - We should be leaving 1215 01:15:04,251 --> 01:15:05,294 [TAYLOR SHRIEKS] 1216 01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:06,920 [SNARLS] 1217 01:15:07,546 --> 01:15:09,840 Uh. Wow 1218 01:15:10,132 --> 01:15:11,800 What? What? 1219 01:15:11,967 --> 01:15:13,427 Where are you going? 1220 01:15:13,594 --> 01:15:15,888 We are so through 1221 01:15:16,096 --> 01:15:17,472 [GROWLING] 1222 01:15:21,894 --> 01:15:25,439 Please, no. Please. Please 1223 01:15:25,647 --> 01:15:27,232 No, please 1224 01:15:27,399 --> 01:15:29,610 [CHAMP YELLS THEN WEREWOLF SNARLS] 1225 01:15:29,902 --> 01:15:31,737 [CHAMP GRUNTING AND WEREWOLF BARKING] 1226 01:15:38,660 --> 01:15:40,162 [GASPS] 1227 01:15:43,665 --> 01:15:44,708 [TAYLOR SHRIEKS] 1228 01:15:44,875 --> 01:15:45,959 [WEREWOLF WHIMPERING] 1229 01:15:51,757 --> 01:15:55,219 - Oh, my God. How'd you do that? - Oh, um. 1230 01:15:55,427 --> 01:15:57,387 Silver fillings I have a ton of cavities 1231 01:15:57,554 --> 01:16:00,474 When I was 10, I didn't brush my teeth for a year 1232 01:16:02,768 --> 01:16:04,394 Ugh, werewolf hair Oh. 1233 01:16:04,811 --> 01:16:06,230 [♪♪♪] 1234 01:16:08,273 --> 01:16:09,608 You saved my life, Chump. 1235 01:16:10,442 --> 01:16:11,485 It's actually "Champ." 1236 01:16:21,995 --> 01:16:25,916 I was just gonna say "hug me again," but yeah, yeah, that works too 1237 01:16:26,124 --> 01:16:27,960 [♪♪♪] 1238 01:16:30,170 --> 01:16:31,588 [LAUGHING] 1239 01:16:35,300 --> 01:16:36,802 [WHISPERING] We can't keep this up There's too many. 1240 01:16:37,010 --> 01:16:39,012 [WHISPERING] We have to get to Stine 1241 01:16:39,221 --> 01:16:40,639 - Let's go - Okay 1242 01:16:41,098 --> 01:16:43,517 All the monsters had converged 1243 01:16:43,684 --> 01:16:46,311 The vicious vampire bats. 1244 01:16:46,478 --> 01:16:48,689 . the praying mantis. 1245 01:16:48,855 --> 01:16:50,440 . the haunted mask. 1246 01:16:50,607 --> 01:16:53,610 SLAPPY: Forgetting somebody? - Slappy 1247 01:16:55,654 --> 01:16:57,239 - How did you find me? - Ha-ha-ha 1248 01:16:57,406 --> 01:16:59,491 I know you I created you. 1249 01:17:00,701 --> 01:17:02,577 Or is it the other way around? 1250 01:17:02,744 --> 01:17:04,705 I always forget We're so similar 1251 01:17:06,748 --> 01:17:08,041 Slappy? 1252 01:17:08,208 --> 01:17:09,793 Slappy? 1253 01:17:10,502 --> 01:17:12,045 Slappy? 1254 01:17:12,212 --> 01:17:13,297 - Slappy? - H i. 1255 01:17:13,463 --> 01:17:14,506 [SHRIEKS] 1256 01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:19,511 "Everyone in the high school joined forces 1257 01:17:19,678 --> 01:17:21,888 . to defeat Slappy and his monsters " 1258 01:17:22,347 --> 01:17:26,018 Hmm But Slappy had other ideas. 1259 01:17:26,685 --> 01:17:27,978 No. 1260 01:17:28,186 --> 01:17:29,521 [SCREAMING AND GROANING] 1261 01:17:30,439 --> 01:17:31,732 Dad! 1262 01:17:35,319 --> 01:17:37,946 - Are you okay? - That dumb dummy broke my fingers 1263 01:17:38,113 --> 01:17:39,364 I was almost finished 1264 01:17:39,531 --> 01:17:41,366 - One or two pages left ZACH: Forget two pages. 1265 01:17:41,533 --> 01:17:44,328 - Just write two words, "the end " - It doesn't work like that 1266 01:17:44,494 --> 01:17:45,662 PRINCIPAL [OVER PA]: School-wide announcement: 1267 01:17:45,829 --> 01:17:47,622 Monsters have overwhelmed Madison High. 1268 01:17:47,789 --> 01:17:50,042 Retreat in an orderly fashion to the storage room. 1269 01:17:50,208 --> 01:17:53,503 I repeat, retreat in an orderly fashion to the storage room 1270 01:17:53,712 --> 01:17:54,796 [ALL SCREAMING] 1271 01:17:59,551 --> 01:18:02,220 - We'll figure this out later Let's go. - Follow me 1272 01:18:03,805 --> 01:18:05,265 Come on, go! 1273 01:18:12,189 --> 01:18:14,733 - Aah! - Hannah No 1274 01:18:16,526 --> 01:18:17,819 [GRUNTING] 1275 01:18:21,406 --> 01:18:23,325 Close it Close it. 1276 01:18:28,205 --> 01:18:29,581 [♪♪♪] 1277 01:18:38,882 --> 01:18:40,717 - Are you okay? - Yeah Yeah Thanks 1278 01:18:40,884 --> 01:18:42,094 - Come with me. HANNAH: Okay. 1279 01:18:42,469 --> 01:18:44,471 Wait Wait, she's a-- 1280 01:18:44,679 --> 01:18:46,223 Yes, and I don't care 1281 01:18:46,431 --> 01:18:47,974 [MONSTERS GRUNTING AND GROWLING] 1282 01:18:50,018 --> 01:18:52,020 [♪♪♪] 1283 01:19:05,575 --> 01:19:09,121 All right Come on, come on, come on Go, go, go Shut it! Go! 1284 01:19:10,580 --> 01:19:12,541 PRINCIPAL: Get that door. Get it Get it Get it 1285 01:19:12,749 --> 01:19:13,875 Oh, God 1286 01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:15,710 PRINCIPAL: Oh, God 1287 01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:17,796 Wait Mom, Mom, Mom You okay? 1288 01:19:17,963 --> 01:19:20,132 Are you okay? Yeah. 1289 01:19:20,298 --> 01:19:23,009 - What do we do? They'll get through ZACH: I don't know 1290 01:19:23,468 --> 01:19:24,719 STINE: Slappy wants me 1291 01:19:24,928 --> 01:19:26,805 That's who he's after 1292 01:19:26,972 --> 01:19:31,184 Listen, if I can lure them away in a bus, they'll follow me You'll all be safe 1293 01:19:31,393 --> 01:19:33,728 - I'm coming with you - No. I need to do this alone 1294 01:19:34,187 --> 01:19:36,189 I've been running from people my whole life 1295 01:19:36,398 --> 01:19:39,734 I was so angry at the real world that I created these terrible monsters 1296 01:19:39,901 --> 01:19:41,278 PRINCIPAL: Hold that door down 1297 01:19:41,486 --> 01:19:42,946 But I'm not mad anymore 1298 01:19:43,113 --> 01:19:44,739 It's my fault, not this town's 1299 01:19:44,906 --> 01:19:46,950 - Not yours - There's gotta be another way 1300 01:19:47,117 --> 01:19:49,202 Hannah, sweetheart 1301 01:19:49,369 --> 01:19:51,371 . it's time for me to face my demons. 1302 01:19:51,872 --> 01:19:53,957 - I believe in you - Shut up! I'm sorry. 1303 01:19:54,166 --> 01:19:56,001 I mean, shut up 1304 01:19:57,294 --> 01:19:59,296 [♪♪♪] 1305 01:20:01,590 --> 01:20:02,883 I have an idea 1306 01:20:04,509 --> 01:20:06,511 [♪♪♪] 1307 01:20:08,805 --> 01:20:10,098 [ENGINE STARTS] 1308 01:20:16,646 --> 01:20:18,064 [CHITTERING] 1309 01:20:18,899 --> 01:20:20,275 Oh, Papa. 1310 01:20:20,442 --> 01:20:23,028 There's no escaping from us 1311 01:20:23,195 --> 01:20:24,821 [ALL GRUNTING AND GROWLING] 1312 01:20:25,530 --> 01:20:26,990 Bring him to me 1313 01:20:28,325 --> 01:20:29,743 [LAUGHS] 1314 01:20:50,972 --> 01:20:52,557 [PRAYING MANTIS CHITTERING] 1315 01:21:06,738 --> 01:21:08,573 [MONSTERS GRUNTING AND GROWLING] 1316 01:21:20,669 --> 01:21:22,504 [♪♪♪] 1317 01:21:28,802 --> 01:21:30,303 STINE: Did it work? 1318 01:21:31,555 --> 01:21:32,722 Not yet 1319 01:21:32,889 --> 01:21:34,724 Come on. Come on, work. 1320 01:21:34,891 --> 01:21:36,017 Come on, come on 1321 01:21:42,899 --> 01:21:44,192 Uh-oh 1322 01:21:49,948 --> 01:21:50,991 [LAUGHS] 1323 01:21:51,199 --> 01:21:53,118 Yes! High five 1324 01:21:53,285 --> 01:21:55,537 - Oh, boy Bad idea. - Sorry 1325 01:21:58,248 --> 01:22:00,292 Yes It worked 1326 01:22:00,709 --> 01:22:02,043 Oh, be careful, Zach 1327 01:22:02,210 --> 01:22:03,336 [ALL CHEERING] 1328 01:22:03,503 --> 01:22:04,879 We're gonna get through this 1329 01:22:05,046 --> 01:22:06,131 Not a good time 1330 01:22:06,298 --> 01:22:07,716 Okay 1331 01:22:12,929 --> 01:22:14,681 STINE: Okay Go. 1332 01:22:17,017 --> 01:22:19,603 It was clear there was only one place left to hide 1333 01:22:19,769 --> 01:22:22,105 - I can't type while walking - Commit it to memory. 1334 01:22:22,272 --> 01:22:24,941 There was one place to hide It was the, uh, arcade gallery. 1335 01:22:25,108 --> 01:22:29,404 - There is no arcade gallery - Okay That was, in fact, the funhouse 1336 01:22:29,821 --> 01:22:32,449 CHAMP: Wait, guys Why don't we just sit at one of these tables? 1337 01:22:32,616 --> 01:22:34,993 Come on. Guys! 1338 01:22:36,786 --> 01:22:38,204 [MONSTERS GRUNTING AND GROWLING] 1339 01:22:44,252 --> 01:22:45,795 Follow the scent 1340 01:22:45,962 --> 01:22:48,340 Lead me to Stine 1341 01:22:48,548 --> 01:22:49,966 [HOWLS] 1342 01:22:55,930 --> 01:22:57,641 [TYPEWRITER CLACKING] 1343 01:22:57,807 --> 01:22:59,809 [♪♪♪] 1344 01:23:02,812 --> 01:23:05,440 STINE: Stine's ingenious plan worked to perfection. 1345 01:23:05,899 --> 01:23:09,444 The funhouse was terrifying. Not so much for Stine as it was for the others 1346 01:23:09,611 --> 01:23:12,906 But it offered refuge from the real terrors that lurked outside 1347 01:23:13,406 --> 01:23:15,116 You wish 1348 01:23:15,325 --> 01:23:17,535 He found us Quickly, follow me 1349 01:23:19,454 --> 01:23:23,625 Papa, you left without saying goodbye 1350 01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:25,585 Trying to hide from me? 1351 01:23:25,752 --> 01:23:27,629 That's like hiding from yourself 1352 01:23:28,129 --> 01:23:31,716 I was your best friend, and you turned your back on me 1353 01:23:32,425 --> 01:23:36,971 Locked me up, imprisoned me in the pages of a book 1354 01:23:37,180 --> 01:23:41,559 SLAPPYS [IN UNISON]: You stuck me on a shelf for years and years 1355 01:23:41,726 --> 01:23:42,894 The key was right there 1356 01:23:44,145 --> 01:23:46,022 SLAPPY: And you never used it 1357 01:23:46,231 --> 01:23:48,566 You're not real, Slappy. I created you 1358 01:23:49,442 --> 01:23:50,985 I can write you out 1359 01:23:52,487 --> 01:23:56,032 I've been saving this monster just for you. 1360 01:23:56,199 --> 01:23:59,577 - Say hello to my gelatinous friend. - Run! 1361 01:23:59,786 --> 01:24:01,287 [SLAPPY LAUGHING] 1362 01:24:03,206 --> 01:24:06,710 It's The Blob That Ate Everyone Don't let it touch you 1363 01:24:06,918 --> 01:24:08,336 [BLOB GROWLING] 1364 01:24:10,088 --> 01:24:11,673 We need to get to higher ground 1365 01:24:11,840 --> 01:24:13,550 The Ferris wheel 1366 01:24:17,804 --> 01:24:20,974 Zach, you go on ahead I'll hold it off You finish the book 1367 01:24:21,850 --> 01:24:23,143 What? What do I write? 1368 01:24:23,351 --> 01:24:25,812 - What's the end? - It's the story I've been writing. 1369 01:24:25,979 --> 01:24:28,982 It's what's happening right now You can do this End it 1370 01:24:29,190 --> 01:24:30,775 Wait 1371 01:24:33,153 --> 01:24:35,155 [♪♪♪] 1372 01:24:43,872 --> 01:24:44,998 [GROWLS] 1373 01:24:50,462 --> 01:24:51,629 HANNAH: Dad! 1374 01:24:53,256 --> 01:24:54,883 [GASPING] 1375 01:24:55,091 --> 01:24:58,136 Hannah, he's gonna be okay. All right? We have to finish the book 1376 01:24:58,678 --> 01:25:00,305 Okay 1377 01:25:07,687 --> 01:25:10,690 Not so fun, is it? 1378 01:25:14,319 --> 01:25:15,361 ZACH: Here we go 1379 01:25:16,196 --> 01:25:17,238 Okay 1380 01:25:17,447 --> 01:25:18,656 [STINE GRUNTING] 1381 01:25:18,823 --> 01:25:20,450 How do you like it, Papa? 1382 01:25:20,658 --> 01:25:24,746 The world is just outside your grasp, but you can't move 1383 01:25:25,163 --> 01:25:26,498 You're trapped 1384 01:25:26,664 --> 01:25:31,252 That's what it felt like to be locked inside your books. 1385 01:25:32,378 --> 01:25:34,005 Wait The book 1386 01:25:34,172 --> 01:25:35,590 Where is it? 1387 01:25:39,469 --> 01:25:41,930 ZACH: As the monsters converged. 1388 01:25:42,138 --> 01:25:44,766 . Zach closed his eyes and the monsters. 1389 01:25:44,933 --> 01:25:47,644 . were swallowed back into the world of paper and ink 1390 01:25:47,852 --> 01:25:48,978 Can you type any faster? 1391 01:25:49,145 --> 01:25:51,314 - This is my first time using a typewriter - Keep going 1392 01:25:51,481 --> 01:25:53,316 [MONSTERS GRUNTING AND GROWLING] 1393 01:25:55,819 --> 01:25:59,113 Eureka, eureka, 23-69. 1394 01:26:01,366 --> 01:26:04,369 - They're coming. What are we gonna do? - Finish it, Zach. 1395 01:26:04,786 --> 01:26:10,375 One by one, the monsters disappeared back into the book. 1396 01:26:10,959 --> 01:26:13,378 . never to be seen 1397 01:26:15,088 --> 01:26:16,422 . again 1398 01:26:16,589 --> 01:26:17,757 The end 1399 01:26:18,341 --> 01:26:19,759 - Here - What happens now? 1400 01:26:19,926 --> 01:26:21,302 ZACH: We're about to find out 1401 01:26:26,266 --> 01:26:27,684 [ALL GRUNTING] 1402 01:26:30,228 --> 01:26:31,646 [ALL SCREAMING] 1403 01:26:37,318 --> 01:26:40,738 CHAMP: We're all gonna die! 1404 01:26:43,491 --> 01:26:44,826 ZACH: Just hold on 1405 01:26:45,243 --> 01:26:47,161 Hold on tight 1406 01:26:49,789 --> 01:26:51,958 CHAMP: Where's the seat belt in this thing? 1407 01:27:03,428 --> 01:27:05,889 [ALL GRUNTING AND GROANING] 1408 01:27:06,764 --> 01:27:07,807 ZACH: Let's go 1409 01:27:07,974 --> 01:27:09,392 CHAMP: Right 1410 01:27:09,601 --> 01:27:10,810 [ALL COUGHING] 1411 01:27:11,603 --> 01:27:13,771 I'm okay. I'm okay 1412 01:27:13,980 --> 01:27:16,608 Okay Hurry up. All the monsters will be here any second 1413 01:27:19,068 --> 01:27:20,236 All the monsters 1414 01:27:20,653 --> 01:27:23,489 Wait What are you waiting for? Come on. Open the book 1415 01:27:23,698 --> 01:27:24,824 [♪♪♪] 1416 01:27:24,991 --> 01:27:27,744 Hannah, there's something that you need to know. 1417 01:27:27,952 --> 01:27:29,579 - You're not gonna-- - Open the book 1418 01:27:29,746 --> 01:27:32,498 No. You don't understand If we open the book, that means-- 1419 01:27:32,665 --> 01:27:35,752 It means I'll be stuck on a shelf someplace forever 1420 01:27:37,545 --> 01:27:38,588 You knew? 1421 01:27:39,047 --> 01:27:41,090 How many sweet sixteens can one girl have? 1422 01:27:43,051 --> 01:27:45,678 Zach, it's time to move on 1423 01:27:46,679 --> 01:27:49,307 Now open the book, scaredy-cat 1424 01:27:49,515 --> 01:27:50,934 [MONSTERS GRUNTING AND GROWLING] 1425 01:27:51,893 --> 01:27:53,311 No. 1426 01:27:54,354 --> 01:27:56,981 - Okay Then I'll open it - Wait, no Hannah! 1427 01:27:58,524 --> 01:28:00,151 [♪♪♪] 1428 01:28:01,569 --> 01:28:03,321 [YELLING] 1429 01:28:09,869 --> 01:28:11,454 Wait, Hannah. I've got you 1430 01:28:14,290 --> 01:28:15,333 [GRUNTING] 1431 01:28:16,584 --> 01:28:17,627 [GNOMES LAUGHING AND SHATTERING] 1432 01:28:23,925 --> 01:28:25,009 [YELLS] 1433 01:28:25,176 --> 01:28:27,845 Oh, oh, oh! Ha-ha-ha 1434 01:28:46,864 --> 01:28:47,907 [BLOB GROWLING] 1435 01:28:55,623 --> 01:28:57,542 Maybe if I hold onto you tight enough-- 1436 01:28:57,709 --> 01:28:59,002 You have to let go, Zach 1437 01:29:14,517 --> 01:29:15,935 BOTH: Whoa! 1438 01:29:22,066 --> 01:29:23,484 [SLAPPY LAUGHING] 1439 01:29:25,778 --> 01:29:27,196 [STINE GRUNTING] 1440 01:29:27,405 --> 01:29:29,449 Slappy's not happy 1441 01:29:30,158 --> 01:29:31,534 Neither is Stine! 1442 01:29:32,410 --> 01:29:34,495 Stupid dummy! 1443 01:29:36,539 --> 01:29:39,667 See you in your dreams 1444 01:29:39,834 --> 01:29:41,335 [SLAPPY LAUGHING] 1445 01:29:44,172 --> 01:29:45,631 You'll be okay 1446 01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:47,675 I'll always be in your imagination. 1447 01:29:48,301 --> 01:29:50,053 . which is really where I belong 1448 01:29:50,428 --> 01:29:53,347 I'm just sad we never got to share a dance. 1449 01:29:53,514 --> 01:29:54,891 [♪♪♪] 1450 01:30:02,315 --> 01:30:03,357 Wait 1451 01:30:04,025 --> 01:30:05,818 Wait, wait 1452 01:30:27,381 --> 01:30:28,800 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 1453 01:30:30,593 --> 01:30:32,345 [♪♪♪] 1454 01:30:57,495 --> 01:30:59,247 Hey. 1455 01:31:14,011 --> 01:31:16,430 PAINTER: Yeah. One more coat, we should be good. 1456 01:31:16,639 --> 01:31:17,974 PRINCIPAL: Let's go, ladies and gentlemen. 1457 01:31:19,350 --> 01:31:20,768 Welcome back to class, guys 1458 01:31:20,935 --> 01:31:24,814 - All right Welcome back - Hey. Watch it 1459 01:31:26,149 --> 01:31:28,401 PRINCPAL: We're back to business Let's go. 1460 01:31:30,444 --> 01:31:32,280 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 1461 01:31:43,875 --> 01:31:46,085 Okay I'll give you a 60-second head start 1462 01:31:48,212 --> 01:31:49,839 It's okay, Mom 1463 01:31:50,089 --> 01:31:51,883 Let's go in together 1464 01:31:54,093 --> 01:31:55,928 [LOCKS CLICK] 1465 01:31:57,346 --> 01:31:58,764 So mature 1466 01:31:59,307 --> 01:32:00,349 GALE: You love it 1467 01:32:00,516 --> 01:32:03,394 GIRL 1: After fourth period GIRL 2: Oh, okay That would be great 1468 01:32:15,031 --> 01:32:17,200 You okay? You breathing? You're gonna be great 1469 01:32:17,366 --> 01:32:19,660 Okay? You look great You smell great 1470 01:32:19,827 --> 01:32:21,287 My God, what is that? 1471 01:32:22,038 --> 01:32:24,957 I rub myself in cilantro every morning 1472 01:32:25,166 --> 01:32:27,335 - Of course you do, my sexy little salsa - Ha-ha-ha 1473 01:32:27,501 --> 01:32:29,253 - Go on. - Okay I'm off to work 1474 01:32:29,462 --> 01:32:31,464 Oh, what did I have for you? 1475 01:32:31,672 --> 01:32:33,090 - There it is. - Ah! 1476 01:32:33,716 --> 01:32:36,886 Oh Oh. Went too far Got it 1477 01:32:37,094 --> 01:32:38,596 [CHATTERING] 1478 01:32:40,890 --> 01:32:42,391 [♪♪♪] 1479 01:32:49,941 --> 01:32:51,692 Hello. Ahem 1480 01:32:51,859 --> 01:32:56,197 My name is Mr. R L Stine, and I will be your new English teacher 1481 01:32:56,364 --> 01:32:59,283 . because Mr Boyd is still recuperating from injuries. 1482 01:32:59,450 --> 01:33:04,455 . sustained in a mutant-insect attack. 1483 01:33:05,539 --> 01:33:07,124 Now. 1484 01:33:08,459 --> 01:33:10,503 . every story ever told. 1485 01:33:10,670 --> 01:33:14,840 . can be broken down into three distinct parts 1486 01:33:15,007 --> 01:33:16,717 The beginning. 1487 01:33:16,884 --> 01:33:18,719 . the middle 1488 01:33:19,637 --> 01:33:20,680 . and the twist 1489 01:33:20,888 --> 01:33:22,390 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 1490 01:33:22,598 --> 01:33:25,226 - Hello, Mr Stine - Hello, Mr Black 1491 01:33:26,644 --> 01:33:29,814 - Uh, who was that? - He's the new drama teacher 1492 01:33:33,484 --> 01:33:35,987 - Can I ask you something? - Of course 1493 01:33:38,990 --> 01:33:40,157 Do you miss her? 1494 01:33:40,324 --> 01:33:42,493 Not a day goes by that I don't think of her 1495 01:33:43,035 --> 01:33:45,246 But she'll always be in here. 1496 01:33:45,997 --> 01:33:47,790 . and in there 1497 01:33:48,124 --> 01:33:49,792 And right here. 1498 01:33:49,959 --> 01:33:51,168 . and in here. 1499 01:33:52,545 --> 01:33:54,422 And also right over there 1500 01:33:57,717 --> 01:33:59,552 [♪♪♪] 1501 01:34:02,805 --> 01:34:06,350 Ha, ha I may have written one more book. 1502 01:34:15,359 --> 01:34:16,569 Hannah 1503 01:34:20,364 --> 01:34:21,949 You're-- You're real 1504 01:34:22,158 --> 01:34:25,036 - You came back - I had to You owe me a dance 1505 01:34:27,997 --> 01:34:29,373 [STINE GRUNTS AND SHOUTS] 1506 01:34:33,085 --> 01:34:34,879 Come on, let's go 1507 01:34:56,150 --> 01:34:57,193 [TYPEWRITER KEY CLACKS] 1508 01:34:57,985 --> 01:34:59,987 [♪♪♪] 1509 01:35:14,919 --> 01:35:17,630 INVISIBLE BOY: You forgot about me Ha-ha-ha 1510 01:35:17,797 --> 01:35:19,215 [SCREAMS] 1511 01:35:20,174 --> 01:35:22,176 [♪♪♪] 1512 01:36:13,102 --> 01:36:14,520 [CHITTERING] 1513 01:36:39,003 --> 01:36:40,629 [HOWLS] 1514 01:36:48,929 --> 01:36:50,306 [LAUGHING] 1515 01:37:02,985 --> 01:37:04,403 [SQUAWKING] 1516 01:37:17,500 --> 01:37:19,126 [LAUGHING] 1517 01:37:25,299 --> 01:37:27,301 [♪♪♪] 1518 01:41:00,806 --> 01:41:03,892 [GNOME LAUGHING] 1519 01:43:11,645 --> 01:43:14,273 [GNOME LAUGHS] 102198