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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:13,050 (BARKS) 2 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:15,170 - Shut up. - (WHIMPERS) 3 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,370 Would you stop leaving food on my doorstep? 4 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:52,370 Was the lasagne not to your liking? Would you prefer a fish stew? 5 00:01:52,420 --> 00:01:56,170 I'm quite capable of preparing my own meals, and your food is attracting that dog. 6 00:01:56,220 --> 00:01:59,660 Dr Ellingham, I'm just trying to support you through this difficult time. 7 00:02:01,060 --> 00:02:05,180 Well, thank you, Dr Ellingham, your order will be ready by lunchtime. 8 00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:15,690 - What's up? Why have you stopped? - His blanket's slipped. 9 00:02:15,740 --> 00:02:18,450 - What? Is he cold? - (TINNY MUSIC) 10 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:21,010 Morning, James. 11 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:22,770 That's too loud. 12 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:25,020 You'll damage your hearing. 13 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:30,820 - Listen to me! - Hey! What are you doing, you perv? 14 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:35,560 That's charming, isn't it? Absolutely charming. 15 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:47,900 No. Not you. Stay there. 16 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:54,970 No, no, no! Stay there! 17 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:57,690 No! Stay out! 18 00:02:57,740 --> 00:03:00,050 Horrible dog! No! no! 19 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:01,690 Get...! 20 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:03,570 - Morning! - Get me a vet. 21 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:07,050 - Why? - I want that dog put down. - There's nothing wrong with him! 22 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,610 They won't put him down just because you asked them to! 23 00:03:09,660 --> 00:03:14,130 No. Just get me a vet and don't let that filthy stinking animal back in my surgery! 24 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:16,330 - I'll take him at the end of the day. - Are you ready? 25 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:19,320 - Yes. I was just waiting for you. - Good. 26 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:43,090 (CLEARS THROAT) 27 00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:50,340 - Shall we go in? - There's seven minutes to our appointment. - She won't mind. 28 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:53,770 - Oh! Martin! - What? 29 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:55,960 What if he recognises us? 30 00:03:58,620 --> 00:04:01,160 - Morning! - BOTH: (MUTED) Hello. 31 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:03,180 Come on. 32 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:13,930 Yes, so we did try the um, the... hugging exercises. 33 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:15,170 How did it go? 34 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:18,290 Well, Martin has a little trouble with spontaneity. 35 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:20,930 - So do you! - This isn't about me, Martin. 36 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:24,770 - Have you given Martin's blood phobia any more thought? - I have, yes. 37 00:04:24,820 --> 00:04:27,370 We'd love to hear your ideas, wouldn't we, Martin? 38 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:29,450 Yes. 39 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:34,010 Very often a fear of blood can stem from control issues. 40 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:35,690 From what I've observed of you, 41 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:40,010 you're clearly someone who likes to be in control at all times. 42 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:42,250 I believe the sight of blood 43 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:45,610 brings about a psychological feeling of loss of control, 44 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:48,290 and it's this feeling that manifests itself 45 00:04:48,340 --> 00:04:51,640 in your physical reactions of nausea and vomiting. 46 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,410 I disagree. 47 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,850 It was when I started to see the patients I operated on 48 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:58,900 as genuine human beings and not just bodies. 49 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:04,170 - I still think there may be another underlying cause. - Which is? 50 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:09,850 Your inability to deal with people may display itself as a desire, 51 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:12,770 a need, to be in control at all times. 52 00:05:12,820 --> 00:05:16,300 So what can Martin do? Practically? 53 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,170 There is no quick fix. 54 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:22,810 Patterns of behaviour take time to break. 55 00:05:22,860 --> 00:05:26,370 However, there is one exercise I would recommend you both try. 56 00:05:26,420 --> 00:05:28,340 Both? 57 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:33,980 Martin, do you feel safe when you are with Louisa? 58 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:35,780 Yes. 59 00:05:36,940 --> 00:05:39,530 Then I would like you to hand over control to Louisa 60 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:42,090 for an activity of her choosing. 61 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:45,370 - What sort of activity? - Whatever Louisa decides. 62 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:48,860 - I don't think Martin's going to get on very well with that. - I don't think so. 63 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:54,570 Do you think it could be possible you sometimes ask things of him 64 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,220 you know he'll struggle to complete? 65 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:01,500 What, you think I want Martin to let me down? 66 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:06,930 As a defence mechanism, possibly. 67 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:09,010 Your constant disappointment in him 68 00:06:09,060 --> 00:06:11,660 protects you from getting too close. 69 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:16,570 So you're think I'm not fully committed to this relationship? 70 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:21,020 I'm saying I think it would be empowering for you to take charge. 71 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:27,420 Once you've chosen your activity, I want you to make it very clear what you want from him. 72 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:31,170 Stick with it, don't feel pressured 73 00:06:31,220 --> 00:06:33,890 or dissuaded from doing what you want. 74 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:38,560 - And what do I do? - Your role is simple, Martin. 75 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:42,250 You need to do exactly as Louisa instructs, 76 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:44,570 without trying to take over. 77 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:52,490 Thanks for coming. It's been sticking for a while, 78 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:55,170 - and this morning I couldn't close it. - It's not a big job. 79 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:57,370 I think the hinges just need tightening. 80 00:06:57,420 --> 00:06:58,810 I didn't know who else to call. 81 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:02,770 I know you're not rushed off your feet at the moment with the B&B. 82 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:05,100 Yeah, don't I know it! 83 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:08,090 Are you busy? 84 00:07:08,140 --> 00:07:10,210 I'm doing an analysis of the risk factors 85 00:07:10,260 --> 00:07:13,930 - between male and female serial offenders. - Is that so? 86 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:17,490 I'm giving a talk for a forensic psychiatry conference next week. 87 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:20,090 I thought the Doc wanted you to cut down on your work? 88 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:23,080 Martin's not the only doctor in the family. 89 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:27,530 - Well, that should do it. - And speaking of family, 90 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:29,290 when's your father moving on? 91 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:31,330 He hasn't told me his plans. 92 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:34,090 - I don't want him to become a permanent fixture. - I know. 93 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:37,730 I have asked him but, er, it's impossible to get a straight answer. 94 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:40,460 - Why don't I ask him? - OK. 95 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:42,930 Thanks. 96 00:07:42,980 --> 00:07:45,970 Janice! 97 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:48,020 Janice... 98 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:50,700 Joe. 99 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:55,810 Wondered if you wanted to come over on Thursday. 100 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:57,930 I'm having one of my famous barbecues. 101 00:07:57,980 --> 00:07:59,730 - Famous? - Well, yeah. 102 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:03,690 Everyone knows about the old Penhale Pig-out. Hottest ticket in town. 103 00:08:03,740 --> 00:08:05,210 I've never heard of it. 104 00:08:05,260 --> 00:08:08,210 That's because it's on a-need-to-know basis, 105 00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:10,010 and now YOU know! 106 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:11,650 Who else is going? 107 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,450 Well... Al and Morwenna? 108 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,530 She hasn't said anything to me about it. 109 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,980 Great. see you then. 110 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,820 - Megan! - Sorry I'm late. 111 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:26,660 I love you! 112 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:32,050 Just fill in the patient registration form 113 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:35,450 and I'll book you an appointment for a repeat prescription. 114 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:38,100 What's he like, the Doc? Is he nice? 115 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:40,010 Erm... Doc! 116 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:42,570 This is Mrs Sparrock. She's new to the village. 117 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:44,770 - Right. - Call me Debbie, please. 118 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:46,210 Next patient. 119 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,970 I hope we get on as well as I did with my last GP. 120 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:51,610 Dr Bainbridge was amazing, he was so supportive, 121 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:54,290 especially with my daughter's ADHD. 122 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:58,930 Yes. Leanne... Perrins. Go through. 123 00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:02,130 Speaking of my Kelly, she's almost out of her medication, 124 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:06,130 so I was hoping you could whip up a quick repeat prescription for me. 125 00:09:06,180 --> 00:09:08,090 Some methylphenidate, 5mg. 126 00:09:08,140 --> 00:09:10,450 - Mrs...? - Debbie, please. 127 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,810 Mrs Please. I won't be whipping up anything 128 00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:15,610 until my Kelly's notes have come through, I have read them, 129 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:18,330 examined the patient myself, and only then, 130 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:21,050 if I'm happy that methylphenidate is the right medication, 131 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:24,200 will I write you a prescription. See you then. 132 00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:27,060 So, what do you think? 133 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:38,420 No, I thought not. All right. Thanks anyway. Bye. 134 00:09:39,180 --> 00:09:41,530 - Told you! - What? 135 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:44,930 I can't find a vet who'll put Buddy down for no reason. 136 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:47,580 - Right. I'll do it myself. - What? 137 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:52,300 Come through. 138 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,420 - This way. - Doc! 139 00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:19,460 (WHIMPERS) 140 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:28,330 - He's going to put Buddy down! - What? - He means it! 141 00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:30,780 He's got him in there right now. 142 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:40,450 (WHIMPERS) 143 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:43,600 Martin! You are not putting that dog to sleep! 144 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:46,850 - Why not? Nobody else will. - He's right. I tried everyone. 145 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:50,570 - The dog needs to be dealt with. - Put the needle down, please. 146 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:53,490 You don't have to kill Buddy. We can get him rehoused. 147 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:56,930 - It's not my dog to rehouse. - It's not your dog to kill either. 148 00:10:56,980 --> 00:10:58,450 I'm sure someone can take him in. 149 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:01,370 Actually, I did speak to one vet who'll take in anything. 150 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,250 She took in my auntie's chinchilla. 151 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,530 - What did she say? - Well, I didn't ask her. 152 00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:09,330 I was just seeing if she'd put Buddy down. It was a firm no. 153 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:12,490 - Angela Sim, that's her. - Yes. Angela... Dr Sim's daughter. 154 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:14,970 Let's hope she's a better vet than he was a doctor. 155 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:18,970 - If she takes Buddy, you'll never see him again. - Fine. So long as you get rid of him. 156 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:22,900 - Slight problem, I've only got my bike. - Give me the address. 157 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:06,050 - .. he'll be bringing you mice again in no time. - OK. Bye. - Bye now. 158 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,810 Dr Ellingham. Morwenna said to expect you. 159 00:12:08,860 --> 00:12:11,490 Why don't you come on inside? 160 00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:13,300 Bring him too. 161 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:18,970 Come on, Buddy. (CLICKS TONGUE) 162 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:22,420 - (BARKS) - That's enough... That's enough of that. 163 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,890 I need to check him over before I accept him. 164 00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:28,290 There's nothing wrong. He's perfectly healthy. 165 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:31,700 - How would you know that? You're not a vet. - No, I'm not. 166 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:37,490 How are you feeling, Buddy? Hm? 167 00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:41,170 - I understand your father was Dr Sim. - Yes, he was. 168 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:45,370 The man you have said misdiagnosed most of Portwenn for 30 years. 169 00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:48,610 That's right. I'm surprised that coming from a medical background, 170 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,370 you chose to practise holistically. 171 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:53,490 An animal is made up of lots of different parts. 172 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,690 If one part isn't working properly, then the whole animal is affected. 173 00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:58,850 - Oh, right. - Hm... 174 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:03,210 Buddy has a bit of conjunctivitis. I will treat it with Euphrasia. 175 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,450 - Good for you. - �94. 176 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,730 - What? - My fee. 177 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:11,610 It says on your sign that you rehouse house all unwanted animals for free. 178 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,930 I'm making an exception. 179 00:13:12,980 --> 00:13:16,500 - Cheaper to put him down. - I'm aware that was your first request. 180 00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:19,960 - Fine. - Thank you. 181 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:32,210 - What's wrong with your hand? - A dog bit it. It goes with the job. 182 00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:33,770 Show me. 183 00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:36,650 I'm quite capable of looking after it myself, thank you. 184 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:39,530 Now, let's find you a bed, Buddy. Do you want to say goodbye? 185 00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:41,460 Don't be ridiculous. 186 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,780 - Bert? - (BANGS ON DOOR) 187 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,860 I'm just coming. 188 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,690 Ruth! What are you doing here? 189 00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:17,090 Thought I'd pay my sitting tenant a visit. 190 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:20,260 Well, that is very kind of you, I must say. 191 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:23,410 I'm not one for beating about the bush, Bert. 192 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:26,810 - when do you intend vacating the premises? - Well... 193 00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:30,290 I don't have an actual date as such, but I was thinking.... 194 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:33,440 - What's that smell? - I wouldn't go in there. 195 00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:42,570 A still? 196 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,290 - Isn't that illegal, Bert? - Don't get mad. 197 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:49,210 - I'm trying to make a little bit of whisky. - On my land? Without a licence? 198 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:52,210 Steady on. That licence is a bit of a thorny thicket 199 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,010 and almost certainly pending. 200 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,130 Do you have a distilling licence or not? 201 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:59,410 Not as such, no. 202 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:02,530 - Does Al know about this? - No. 203 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:04,530 And please don't go telling him. 204 00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,490 You've overstayed your welcome, Bert. 205 00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:08,450 Just a moment, Ruth. 206 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:12,170 I am onto something special here. 207 00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:16,170 This whisky is made from the finest Cornish ingredients. 208 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:19,850 It's gonna make me famous. It's gonna make both of us famous! 209 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:22,010 And as my partner, 210 00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:24,130 you'll share in the the profits, eh? 211 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,050 So what do you say? 212 00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:29,450 Get this enterprise off my land, Bert. 213 00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,770 - Morning, Doc. - Yes. 214 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:03,770 Morning there... Shouldn't you be in school? 215 00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:07,570 Can't get qualifications in daydreaming. 216 00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:10,100 Miss? I'm talking to you. 217 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:15,290 I am a law enforcement officer 218 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:18,440 and you are legally required to listen to me.. 219 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,500 Hello? 220 00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:25,860 Bugger. 221 00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:29,610 - Morning. - Morning. 222 00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:31,580 Thank you. 223 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:36,210 - Hello. I thought you were taking Buddy up to Angela's? - I did. 224 00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:38,330 So why is he trying to eat James's breakfast? 225 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:41,770 What? No! Oh, for God's sake! 226 00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:44,290 - (BARKS) - Shut up! That stupid woman must have let him go. 227 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:47,770 I'll take him back at lunchtime. Morwenna, tie this dog up outside. 228 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:51,250 - Possible BFT, Doc. - What? - Blunt force trauma. 229 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,130 Right, go through. 230 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,180 Morwenna, get the dog. 231 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:59,660 - OK. Buddy, outside! - (BARKS) 232 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:05,220 - Any headaches, dizziness, nausea? - No. 233 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,410 How did it happen? 234 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,570 I don't know. Sat on the wall, next minute I was on the ground. 235 00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,370 Has it happened before? 236 00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:15,610 - Don't think so. - You don't sound sure. 237 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,730 My ADHD medication makes me a bit dizzy sometimes. 238 00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:21,370 - Name? - Methylphen-something. 239 00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:24,530 - Your name, not the medication. - Kelly Sparrock. 240 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,770 Oh... I met your mother. 241 00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:30,570 You're the perv from yesterday! I've got a policeman outside. 242 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:33,210 Stop talking. 243 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:37,170 So why do I want to go to a barbecue at yours? 244 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:40,490 - Everyone's going. - Who's everyone? 245 00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:43,690 - Janice... - She didn't mention anything to me about it. 246 00:17:43,740 --> 00:17:46,460 - Didn't she? - Who else? 247 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,650 You, if you'll go. 248 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:53,130 So, me and Janice? That's it? 249 00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:56,050 No. Gonna ask Al. 250 00:17:56,100 --> 00:18:00,220 - I suppose if there is a few going, I might pop along. - Yes! 251 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:05,370 How's the patient? Good job I came along when I did, eh? 252 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:08,610 No signs of concussion. I'll give you some notes on head injuries. 253 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,570 There's no need. I'm fine. 254 00:18:10,620 --> 00:18:13,370 If you have any headaches or nausea in the next 24 hours, 255 00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:16,090 - I want you right back here. Do you understand? - OK. 256 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,370 And be more careful in future, young lady. 257 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:21,170 We don't want anything happening to you, now, do we? 258 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:24,330 I phoned your mum. She's waiting for you at home. 259 00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:28,130 - Can I go now? - I'll give you a police escort. 260 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,250 Having a bit of a do tomorrow night, Doc. 261 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:33,100 - Imagine you'll want to be there. - No. 262 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:37,650 Morwenna, I told you to take that dog outside and tie it up! 263 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,260 OK... 264 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,060 Here, Buddy! 265 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,970 Yeah, that's healing nicely, 266 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,570 - but bring her in next week for a check. - Thanks, Ange. 267 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:58,130 Come on, then, Lulu. Let's get you down. Good girl. 268 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,330 There's a good girl. Good girl. There's a good girl. 269 00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:04,250 I think I know why she keeps running away. 270 00:19:04,580 --> 00:19:06,770 She doesn't like her new name. 271 00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:09,090 I get that a lot with rehomed dogs. 272 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:12,570 - What was her name before, then? - I don't know. She was a stray. 273 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,720 I'd need to spend more time with her. Come on. 274 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:19,010 Off you go. I shall see you next week. 275 00:19:19,060 --> 00:19:20,930 Appreciate it, Ange. 276 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:28,450 - I paid you �94 to keep that dog here. - I have no idea how he got out, 277 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,570 and I'm sorry, but I know WHY he ran away. 278 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:32,690 You two have unresolved issues. 279 00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:34,050 What? 280 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:37,210 Do you actually believe you can communicate with a dog? 281 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:41,360 - I possess an ability to do that, yes. - (DOG BARKS) - Quiet! 282 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,410 I thought you were a proper vet? 283 00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,930 Has anyone ever told you you're small-minded? 284 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:48,250 Just because it's beyond your understanding 285 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:51,490 - doesn't mean it doesn't exist. - Oh, for God's sake! 286 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:53,770 Look, if I see that dog again, I will euthanise it. 287 00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:56,570 And I will be duty bound to report you to the police 288 00:19:56,620 --> 00:20:00,500 if I discovered that anything has happened to that perfectly healthy animal. 289 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,530 Who did those stitches? 290 00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:05,490 - I did. - That wound's infected. 291 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:07,130 You should let me have a look at it. 292 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,490 You are the last person I'd let treat me. 293 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:12,610 All right, get another doctor, but get some antibiotics in you! 294 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:15,330 I am perfectly capable of assessing my own medical needs, 295 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,980 - thank you, Dr Ellingham. - Yes, I'm sure you are (!) 296 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:31,450 - Bert. - Ruth. I thought I'd stop by to say goodbye 297 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:35,740 before I head off to... well, to wherever the road takes me. 298 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:40,570 Thank you. To be honest, I thought you'd offer more resistance. 299 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:43,610 No, Ruth. I know when I'm beat. 300 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,250 You've been more than generous to me, 301 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:49,340 and I got no complaints about you, only admiration. 302 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:54,340 I thought you'd appreciate... the fruits of my labour. 303 00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:57,860 That's very kind. 304 00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:02,330 Well, I guess I'll be going now. 305 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:04,020 Goodbye, Bert. 306 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,280 Just popping out. 307 00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:33,120 - Ooh, that was fast. - Yes. He was tired. 308 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:38,860 - You know that control thing I'm supposed to do? - Ah... Er, yes. 309 00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:44,940 - Good. - I'm throwing a party. 310 00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:48,290 - I see. - For you. 311 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,610 So I just need you to write a little speech. 312 00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:52,970 I'm inviting around 30 people. 313 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:56,370 - You don't think that's too many, do you? - Why? 314 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:58,490 So you can make some new friends. 315 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:01,290 Some of them you'll know, of course, but not everyone. 316 00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:03,810 So you'll have to introduce yourself in the speech, 317 00:22:03,860 --> 00:22:06,130 you know, say who you are... 318 00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:10,290 I'm joking, Martin. 319 00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:14,290 I was actually thinking about the three of us having a picnic on the beach. 320 00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:18,170 Oh... I see. When? 321 00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:21,650 Shall we pick you up at six tomorrow, will that be OK? 322 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:23,580 Yes, that's fine. 323 00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:26,140 Good. 324 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,940 Mm... 325 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:40,980 (DOGS WHINE AND WHIMPER) 326 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:50,210 Come on. 327 00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:52,220 Come on. 328 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:56,620 In you go. Go on. OK. 329 00:24:04,980 --> 00:24:06,850 - Barbecue? - Be like the old days. 330 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,610 The Portwenn Posse back together again. 331 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:13,530 The sun shining, a few beers, a few women. 332 00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:15,330 - What women? - Janice and Morwenna. 333 00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:19,090 How about it, Al? I need a wing man to help me with Janice. 334 00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:23,370 Well, if you like Janice so much, why don't you ask her out yourself? 335 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:26,730 It's the uniform. Some women can't see past it. 336 00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:30,330 This way Janice will get to see me in a more casual setting, 337 00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:32,610 give her a chance to see the real me. 338 00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:35,890 - Are you sure that's wise? - Look, Al, I really need this. 339 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:38,570 Who took you in when you were homeless, eh? 340 00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:41,010 I'm not really in a party mood, to be honest. 341 00:24:41,060 --> 00:24:43,170 Make things very difficult for you. 342 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:46,090 Fishing licence checks, health and safety certification, 343 00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:48,010 that sort of thing. 344 00:24:48,060 --> 00:24:52,260 - You wouldn't really do that, would you? - I'd have no choice. 345 00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:56,170 (SIGHS) Well, nothing else to do, I suppose. 346 00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:59,850 Great. Thanks. You're a real mate. You won't regret this. 347 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,540 I already am. 348 00:25:08,820 --> 00:25:11,530 - Morning. - Oh! You just caught me! 349 00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:15,100 Another two minutes and I'd have been gone. 350 00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:18,530 I came to congratulate you on your whisky. 351 00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:22,170 It's not half bad, is it? Still needs a bit of work, though. 352 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,650 Yes. Why whisky? 353 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:26,850 I needed to do something that I love. 354 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,010 And I do love my whisky. 355 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:32,610 - It's as good a reason as any to get out of bed. - Exactly. 356 00:25:32,660 --> 00:25:36,090 We've got great spring water here! Why should the Scots have all the market? 357 00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:38,170 The Cornish are Celts too. 358 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:41,690 I have read that micro-breweries are becoming popular. 359 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:43,650 And I could get in on that, eh? 360 00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:46,500 I'm thinking of calling it Large Whisky. 361 00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:49,970 It sounds as if it could be a sensible venture. 362 00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:52,970 - How many people know about this? - Not a soul. 363 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:55,370 - Can you keep it that way? - I suppose so. Why? 364 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:59,610 Keep it quiet... and I'll give you another couple of weeks. 365 00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:01,970 I owe you, Ruth. You've been more than generous. 366 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:05,250 - Do you think you could stretch it to a month? - No. 367 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:09,090 - OK. - I'll tell Al that I've taken pity on you 368 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:11,340 and given you an extension. 369 00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:21,530 Oh... 370 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,220 Huh! 371 00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:51,100 Here we are. 372 00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:53,890 Come on. 373 00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:57,980 No, no! Buddy! Buddy! No! Buddy! 374 00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:01,020 Sparrock. 375 00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:06,570 How's your head? Do you have any symptoms of concussion? 376 00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:09,490 No. But I'm worried, Doc. 377 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:11,890 Kelly keeps having these accidents. 378 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:15,090 Do you think it could be because of her ADHD? 379 00:27:15,140 --> 00:27:16,250 What's this? 380 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:18,650 It's an email from our last GP -- Dr Bainbridge. 381 00:27:18,700 --> 00:27:21,330 I know how long patient notes take to come through, 382 00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:23,210 so I thought this might speed things up. 383 00:27:23,260 --> 00:27:26,850 It's all there -- the fidgeting, lack of attention, 384 00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,370 poor performance at school. It's classic ADHD. 385 00:27:29,420 --> 00:27:33,330 So if you could just write us up a repeat prescription, we'll be out of your hair. 386 00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,930 What's wrong with your hand? 387 00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:38,170 Your hand, you didn't have that bandage yesterday. 388 00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:41,780 She burnt it on the toaster. Daydreaming as usual. 389 00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:46,930 She's always doing that, drifting off in the middle of things. 390 00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:49,330 Away with the fairies,. my mother always says. 391 00:27:49,380 --> 00:27:51,690 - How long has she been like this? - Since forever. 392 00:27:51,740 --> 00:27:53,610 I am here, you know. 393 00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:57,450 And does the ADHD medication make any difference? 394 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,410 Made her more irritable if anything. 395 00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,890 Right, well, it's a common side effect. 396 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:04,170 I want you to breathe in and out very rapidly. 397 00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:07,520 - What? - Breath in and out as quickly as you can. 398 00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,130 Keep it up. 399 00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:14,650 I think your daughter may be suffering from a mild form of epilepsy 400 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:17,010 - known as absence seizures. - Not ADHD? 401 00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:20,700 Keep breathing. It can present similar symptoms. 402 00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:24,970 Oh... There she goes again. 403 00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:27,020 Away with the fairies. 404 00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:32,100 - It's a seizure brought on by the rapid breathing. - What? 405 00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:35,370 - What just happened? - Are you all right, love? 406 00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:36,890 Will she be all right? 407 00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:39,210 It's treatable with the right medication. 408 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:42,170 She'll probably outgrow the seizures by early adulthood. 409 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:45,690 I'll make her an appointment to have an electroencephalogram. 410 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:47,650 That should confirm the diagnosis. 411 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:50,490 Well, Dr Bainbridge was so sure it was ADHD. 412 00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:52,410 Yes, it's a classic misdiagnosis. 413 00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:56,170 Once my diagnosis has been confirmed, I'll you prescribe sodium valproate. 414 00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:57,690 That'll work in a few days 415 00:28:57,740 --> 00:29:00,980 and you'll notice an improvement in her concentration immediately. 416 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:07,610 I've got some coley for your cats in my van. 417 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:10,530 No time, Eric. Buddy's got to see the Doc. 418 00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:12,730 Reckon we'll get some rain later? 419 00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:16,210 Angela, haven't seen you for a while! How are you? 420 00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:18,370 Yes, yes, I'm very well, thanks, Sally. 421 00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:20,450 - Is your arm OK? - Can't stop! 422 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:23,050 - Are you off to see the Doc? - Can't stop! 423 00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:25,540 Oh... 424 00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:32,570 I'm having a barbecue. Special occasion. 425 00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:33,970 What do you recommend? 426 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:36,420 How many are you barbecuing for? 427 00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:40,020 - Four. - Big event, then! 428 00:29:40,420 --> 00:29:42,410 I need something that says 429 00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:45,330 I'm a man of the world, but I'm still approachable. 430 00:29:45,380 --> 00:29:49,450 - Sardines. - Anything more exotic? 431 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:51,650 Italian sardines? 432 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:53,780 Perfect. 433 00:29:58,580 --> 00:30:00,890 - What are you doing here? - I've got to see the Doc! 434 00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:03,570 Is it an emergency? Are you all right? 435 00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:06,250 - It's private. - OK. 436 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:09,210 - What's that dog doing here? - Why did you redecorate? 437 00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:11,130 It was much nicer when we lived here. 438 00:30:11,180 --> 00:30:13,490 Have you still got that dresser? I loved that. 439 00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:17,050 - Have you come to have your stitches looked at? - Buddy knows... 440 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:19,810 how lonely and unhappy you are, 441 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,370 and he wants to help you. 442 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,970 You must... You must let him into your life. 443 00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:27,850 You need Buddy. 444 00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:33,210 - You seem agitated. - Please, listen to your dog. Accept him. 445 00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:34,650 It's not my dog. 446 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:38,410 Oh, come on, Doc! Let him into your life! 447 00:30:38,460 --> 00:30:40,730 Shut up. I need to examine you. 448 00:30:40,780 --> 00:30:42,970 - There's nothing wrong with me. - Well... 449 00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:46,340 I just came to deliver the message. 450 00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:52,180 - Come on, Buddy. - (WHIMPERS) 451 00:31:58,560 --> 00:31:59,950 - Ready? - Yes. 452 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,350 Don't you want to change? We're going to the beach. 453 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,940 Yes, I know. 454 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,790 - What's that? - I've made a picnic. 455 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,350 No, this is my activity. If I wanted you to make a picnic, I'd have asked. 456 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,830 - I wasn't sure I'd like what you made. - You're doing what you were told not to, 457 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,110 you're taking control. 458 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,550 Oh, I don't think this is such a good idea. 459 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,720 Now you're doing exactly what Dr Timony said YOU'D do. 460 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,590 I would like you to leave your picnic behind, Martin, 461 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,950 and escort me and your son to the beach, please. 462 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,720 Right... 463 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,430 Do you want me to take your basket? 464 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,510 No, but I would like you to push James Henry. 465 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,470 - If that's what you want. - Yes. 466 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,060 - Thank you, Martin. - After you. 467 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,720 (HUMS HAPPILY) 468 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,510 Cooking again? 469 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:14,830 Oh! Oh, my God, Clive! Oh, you startled me! 470 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,310 - I don't know what you're up to. - I'm not up to anything. 471 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,870 And I don't want to know. 472 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:23,220 I do know that I've not been the best of husbands, 473 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,390 nor the most attentive, 474 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,830 which might have been the cause of some of the... 475 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,710 difficulties you've faced in the past. 476 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,550 But I want that to change. 477 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,560 I'd like us to start trusting each other again, to move on, together. 478 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,790 Oh... 479 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,360 I ran away when you most needed me, Sal, but I'm here. 480 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,480 I came back. I came back... for you. 481 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,200 Off we go. 482 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,910 Good boy! 483 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,990 Such a good boy! 484 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,780 Oh, look at him! 485 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,340 - Oh, his bucket and spade, please. - Yes. 486 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,280 Come on! 487 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,910 - Hey, what are you looking at? - Sunburn. Oedema. 488 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,830 - What? - That swelling on your skin. 489 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,910 It's caused by sunburn. 490 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,110 Cover it up. Make an appointment to see me as soon as possible. 491 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,550 Pervert! 492 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,150 - What a letch! - Tosser! 493 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,740 (ALL GIGGLE) 494 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,640 Right. Here will do. 495 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,830 Er, actually I think it might be better... Less shingle. 496 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,550 Martin. Please. 497 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,110 - No. This is fine. - Good. 498 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,790 So, you set this out 499 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,910 and I'll take James. 500 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,230 Good boy! 501 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,830 We're going to have a lovely time. 502 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,360 A bit thick. I don't think you've ever had one of these before. 503 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,320 That's right. Good. 504 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,110 That's it. That's it. 505 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,600 OK. 506 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,350 Sit down, Martin. Just leave the blanket alone. 507 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,990 I just want to get the... get the sand off. 508 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,870 It's a beach, Martin. 509 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:38,230 - Yes, but I would like to be comfortable too. - OK. 510 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,480 So, Scotch egg? 511 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,990 - Haven't you got any healthy food? - No. 512 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,040 It's a picnic, Martin. Just... try to relax. 513 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:49,960 Ow! 514 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,990 Could I have my Frisbee back? 515 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,710 Martin, just... 516 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:09,820 Thanks. 517 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,510 There we go. Nice. So, Scotch egg for you. 518 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,670 Scotch egg for you. 519 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:20,510 - They're late. - Only by a few minutes. 520 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,630 Calm down, they'll be here. 521 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:27,030 What about the rolls? Should I have got granary? Show a more sophisticated palate. 522 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,870 And there's too many croutons! 523 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,310 Joe, it's only a barbecue, mate. Stop panicking. 524 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,870 You're right. You can't have too many croutons. 525 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:39,160 Here we are, then. This all looks great, Joe! 526 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,070 - Crack this open. - I'll have some of that! 527 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,920 How you doing, Joe? 528 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,520 The sardines are fresh from the sea. 529 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,190 - You know I'm vegetarian? - Oh... 530 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:56,910 I'm teasing! I can eat fish. 531 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,300 They're not animals, are they? 532 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,700 We're building a castle, Martin. Come and help us. 533 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,200 - Yes! - Right. Yes. 534 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,550 - Is that a turret? - Yeah, of course. 535 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,870 - Why doesn't it look like one, then? - It looks fine to me. 536 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,190 - It's askew. - Yeah, it's how James and I built it. 537 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:40,750 Yes, but it's still askew. 538 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,030 - This is supposed to be fun, Martin. - Yes, it is. 539 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,220 I'll build a curtain wall. 540 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,510 (FROM AFAR) Get away from me! 541 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,710 Get away! 542 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:54,270 - Hang on. Isn't that Angela Sim? - Where? 543 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,390 - What on earth is she doing? - No, no! 544 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,590 Oh, no, no! 545 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,790 - Disgusting! Go on! - Martin? Look. 546 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,470 Get away! 547 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,310 They won't leave me alone! 548 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,590 Help! Leave me! Leave me alone! 549 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:09,910 Miss Sim? 550 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,830 These damn birds! They won't leave me alone! 551 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,950 - What's wrong with her? - She's hallucinating. 552 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,990 - Stay there. Miss Sim? - There's nothing wrong with my hands! 553 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,980 It's these damn birds that are the problem! 554 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,550 Oh, wait a minute! Vets do this all of the time! 555 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,830 - What have you taken? - (STARTS BARKING) 556 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,830 - Will you shut up?! - He won't listen to him! 557 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,230 - Won't listen to who? - To Buddy! 558 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,280 Oh... 559 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:38,230 - You've got a great spot here, Joe. - It's one of the perks of the job. 560 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,870 It's even nicer in the evening when there's no-one here. 561 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,110 Perhaps... you'd like to come... 562 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,150 - one evening. - (DISTANT SHOUTING) 563 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,960 I think the Doc might need you. 564 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,270 - He'll be all right. - It looks serious, Joe. 565 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,400 - Careful. - (WAILS) 566 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,510 The law never sleeps, I suppose. 567 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,550 I knew what I was getting into when I took the oath, but... 568 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,630 - You should get down there now, mate. - Yeah. 569 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,640 Oh! There's more! (WAILS) 570 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,590 She's clearly deranged. 571 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,510 (ANGELA SCREAMING IN DISTANCE) 572 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,630 - Take James to the surgery. - Are you sure you'll be OK? - Yes. 573 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,800 - I'll deal with this and then catch you up. - All right. - Miss Sim! 574 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,380 - Belt. - Oh, right. 575 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,760 I'll be back. 576 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,830 (BUDDY YAPPING) 577 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,700 - I've got to get in the water! - Miss Sim! 578 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,030 - It's so hot. - What medication have you taken? 579 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,950 It's the sun, isn't it? The sun's attracting the birds! 580 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,750 What birds? You're hallucinating! 581 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,310 Well, what do you call them, then? 582 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,720 - There's nothing there! - You WOULD say that! 583 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:03,590 - What medication have you had? - He's a fast runner, isn't he? 584 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:07,270 Unless you tell me what you've taken, I can't help. What are you doing? 585 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,070 I've got to get in the water! 586 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,230 - Here to offer assistance, Doc! - What? 587 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,030 Do you want me to Taser her? 588 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,830 I just need to get her to the surgery until she calms down. 589 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,880 I'm on it. Stop! Halt! 590 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,350 - I've got to get to the water! - (BUDDY BARKING) 591 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,470 Oh, go away! 592 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,880 Stop! Or I'll be forced to... 593 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:31,190 - Oh... - (ANGELA GROANS) 594 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:34,340 AL: Doesn't look like Joe's coming back, then. 595 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,950 Didn't think I was going to have this much fun. 596 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,150 - Glad I came now. - Me too. 597 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,360 I like dinner and a show. 598 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,750 Enrofloxacin is a veterinary antibiotic, it's for cats and dogs. 599 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,310 Here you go. 600 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,710 It's toxic for humans. Hence the hallucinating. 601 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,430 I know that now, don't I? God, I'm thirsty! 602 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,420 Be careful you don't over-hydrate yourself. 603 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,950 - Have you self-medicated with veterinary medicines before? - I always do. 604 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,430 Not with that one. I won't make that mistake again. 605 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,910 - I'd hope you wouldn't self-medicate again! - I might. 606 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,830 - Most of us do. - Doc, have you finished with me? 607 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,030 - I've got something to attend to. - No. Wait. 608 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,590 - The effects should wear off in a couple of hours. - Doc... 609 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,270 - Be quiet. Are you allergic to penicillin? - No. 610 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,110 I'll write a prescription for some NON-veterinary medication. 611 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:27,110 - And PC Penhale will take you back to your home. - I'm able to drive myself. 612 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,950 That's great. So I'll just head off... 613 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,400 You're not driving anywhere. You're under the influence of a drug. 614 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,880 Fine. 615 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:47,480 I'll do your stitches tomorrow. You'll hear from the hospital about your nerve conduction tests. 616 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,950 What are you doing? Take the dog. 617 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,750 - No. He wants to stay here. - What? 618 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:58,030 He wants to be with YOU. Surely that must be clear by now? 619 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,960 Oh, no, you don't! I paid you �94. You take that dog with you! 620 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 OK, OK. I'll take him. 621 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,910 - Come, Buddy. - (WHIMPERS) 622 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,200 Buddy! 623 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,220 Penhale. Get the dog. 624 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,520 (WHINES) 625 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,830 Poor Angela. How is she? 626 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,110 Completely deranged. 627 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,990 She should be back to her normal self by the morning, though -- 628 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,440 - slightly deranged. - Martin! 629 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,510 I'm sorry the picnic didn't quite work out. 630 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:44,270 Yes. Though I'm quite glad you DID take control of that situation. 631 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,320 - Well, somebody had to. The woman was in crisis. - Yeah. 632 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,030 Did she really think Buddy was talking to her? 633 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,280 - Yeah. - About you? 634 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,840 - Yes. - So what did he say? 635 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,710 Er, he thinks I'm lonely. 636 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,270 - Oh... - What? - Nothing. 637 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,590 - It's nonsense. - I'm sure. 638 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,230 Buddy! No, Buddy! 639 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,820 Come back here, you little bugger! 640 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,700 Quick, go inside. 641 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,230 Oh! Oh, er... 642 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:28,470 - Danny... whatshisname. - Lou! Hi! 643 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:32,200 So you fell in love with someone you thought from the outset wouldn't stay? 644 00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,030 Perhaps you would like to move your things upstairs? 645 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:40,270 - Erectile dysfunction is not a medical emergency. - It is to me. 646 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,840 Why did you discuss our private life with your friend Danny? 51280

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