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And that was the
last time you two had sex?
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-Pretty much.
-Yes.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Sorry, it's not something
I find terribly comfortable
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talking about,
given my upbringing.
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Oh, no, it's OK,
it's OK, take your time.
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Perhaps I have been
compartmentalizing things a bit
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since we got married,
including Elliott.
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-Or is that over-rationalizing?
-No, no, no, that's good.
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I don't know
why it's happened.
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I still think he's attractive,
but I just don't feel
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attractive around him,
if that makes any sense.
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Has this lapse
in your, um, intimacy levels
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coincided with any
decrease in libido?
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Oh, no, I still have
a very healthy sex drive.
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Let's just say I do all right.
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What would you describe as "all right?"
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Uh, well, I haven't gotten
any complaints from the others.
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-Oh, others.
-Other men.
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Oh, so you're not monogamous?
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Oh, no, it's OK, Elliott
and I have an open marriage.
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We have an open what now?
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Elliott, I've explained the procedure.
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We let Allison speak,
and then it's your turn.
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Then it's your turn.
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Ah, ah. Elliott?
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Thank you.
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Allison?
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Elliott seems a bit surprised
by this new information.
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How does his reaction
make you feel?
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I swear we
discussed this, truly.
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You know,
I think that I would have
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remembered had
we discussed it.
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How open are we
talking about here?
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-Like, are you out there, like--
-Yeah, I don't think
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we should talk about this
away from Dr. Rios.
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Oh, that guy's a doctor
like I'm a fucking Laker girl.
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We're supposed to avoid
judgmental language.
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♪ Ever since you left me
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♪ Things aren't so good
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♪ I find myself walking
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♪ Round our old neighborhood
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♪ Stopping at places
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♪ Where we used to kiss
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♪ Sometimes I feel
like I may die ♪
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♪ Die
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♪ Die
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♪ I try to sleep
but I stay up all night ♪
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♪ And sometimes
I feel like I'm in-- ♪
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First movie is a thriller.
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"When Young Tara's soccer
coach is brutally murdered,
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it's up to
newswoman-turned-soccer-mom,
Maddy Monroe,
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to solve the murder and prove
her husband's innocence.
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Starring Danica McKeller,
Drew Waters and Susana Gibb."
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-OK.
-What is the title
of this masterpiece?
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So, it's a
newswoman-turned-soccer-mom?
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Someone's murdered, and then
the soccer coach is murdered,
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and then she becomes
a soccer-mom?
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No, she gave up--
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-Everyone, OK?
-Everybody got it?
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-Here we go.
-Right!
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- Yeah, I like the shimmy.
-That's a British thing.
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It is.
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So, is the title
Passion on the Field?
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Oh, no, that
sounds really good.
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Black Victims, White Justice:
The Maddie Monroe Story?
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Oh, that seems way
very much like that--
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That's almost too topical.
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Inspector Mom?
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Inspector Mom?
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Nowhere near it.
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"How many of these
guys have you fucked?"
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That's a weird title.
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That doesn't sound like that.
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-That doesn't make any sense.
-That's not--
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I feel like, you know,
Lifetime show, Wednesday at 8PM.
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I feel like they have
a line that they don't cross.
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Anyway, so,
Inspector Mom, you're right!
-Didn't like Inspector Mom.
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-That's the title?
-That's the title!
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If you didn't want a game night,
you could have said.
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It's fine, I had fun.
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I think I need some privacy
tonight, if you don't mind.
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Oh, my God, really?
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Sleep OK?
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Hey, have you been hearing
these birds around the house,
sound like old car alarms?
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And what do
old car alarms sound like?
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You know,
like car alarms.
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I think this might be one of
those American-British things
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we won't be able to reconcile.
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Well, so we should
talk about this.
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-Should we?
-I'm so sorry, pudding.
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It's just, it's really
hard to explain.
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Well, you didn't seem to
have any trouble
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explaining it
to that dip-shit therapist.
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I think maybe we
should go back to Dr. Rios.
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I think it would help.
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We are not going back
to Dr. Rios.
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Somebody else then,
another therapist?
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We are grown, rational,
intelligent people.
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We can figure this out
on our own.
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OK, great!
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Is there anything specific
you'd like to ask?
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No, there is not any,
no, not really.
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You know, I'm still, like,
in a state of shock or whatever,
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and... just let it sink in.
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OK, well, let me know
when's good for you.
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Oh, Allison.
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Do you really not hear that?
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♪ You say you're happy
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♪ We met on that Sunday
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♪ But I've got
nothing to give you ♪
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♪ I've got nothing to give
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So, what did
you think of the movie?
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It was, uh, very visual.
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-Mm-hm.
-And intense.
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-Right? So intense.
-Yeah, so intense.
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OK, so you have ten minutes,
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and I'll come in and
signal you for last question.
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OK, thanks.
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Oh, and, uh, could you
just stick to the movie?
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She doesn't wanna
talk about anything personal.
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Yeah, sure.
Sure, thanks.
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I like the tie, it's cute.
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Thanks.
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-OK, all right.
-OK.
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-Have fun.
-Thank you.
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-You ready?
-Mm-hm!
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OK.
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Um, so, what drew you
to the project initially?
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You know, I'd always been
a big fan of the director.
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It's been...
God, I loved his first movie.
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Even though that was an indie
and obviously this is
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a little bit bigger than that,
um, and it was just
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a great opportunity for me to
really explore a side of myself
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that I hadn't really gotten
a chance to do, you know?
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I usually get cast in
these sort of lighter roles
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and this was sort of--
I got to show my darker side.
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Did you find
that to be a challenge?
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Um, you know, all acting
is really a challenge.
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You've got ten minutes,
I'll signal you
for last question.
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Thanks.
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Let me just get this going here.
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Why don't you tell me
what initially
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drew you to the project?
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You know, I just, I fell
in love with the script.
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For me, it was everything
about the script.
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I thought that the script
was so special.
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-Truly, it was a good script.
-It's a family.
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I mean, I know
everybody says that,
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but we were really a family.
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I mean, we just became
such a beautiful--
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-Family on set.
-We really became
a very tight-knit--
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-Family.
-We became a family.
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Did my publicist not tell you?
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I don't answer those questions.
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People keep talking about
the 12-minute sex scene,
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but the truth is,
is they're very technical.
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Yeah, the actor's director,
the director's director.
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I'm directing him,
he's directing the actors.
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So, it really all kinda
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just became like, like a...
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-Like a snake
eating its own tail.
-Exactly.
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Honestly, New York is like
another character in this movie.
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Los Angeles is really
like another--
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-Character.
-It is basically
another character.
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You know, the kind of
silent character in the film.
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And if that's the case...
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might as well be makin'
cereal commercials, right?
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-Yeah.
-I mean, what's the point?
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Mm, mm-hm, yeah.
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-Are you even
listenin' to me, dude?
-Hm?
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Yeah, yeah,
of course I'm listening to you.
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-Yes, yeah, absolutely.
-I get it.
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You think this is all just
a bunch of bullshit, right?
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Stupid big studio movie, right?
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Just a bunch of garbage,
but you know what?
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You could at least pretend.
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Listen, I'm sorry, all right?
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I'm just...
It's been really tough lately.
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Has it, has it been tough?
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Here's some advice,
do your fucking job.
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Do your fucking job,
do your fucking job.
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I'm tryin' to lay down some
realness for you, some realness.
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And you're just all, "whatevs."
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-Some realness?
-Yeah!
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You know,
this is not realness.
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This is not realness.
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This is, in fact,
completely imaginary.
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This is,
this is free advertising.
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You know, why don't I just
leave this little thing going,
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and you can just talk at it
while I go into your bathroom
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and just jerk off
all over your fancy
complimentary bathrobe?
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Because it really doesn't
matter what the fuck
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I'm doing here as long as you
get whatever diarrhea it is
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out of your fucking mouth.
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OK. OK.
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There you go, you got it.
Oh, shit.
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There you go!
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You little bitch, huh?
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Maybe I could turn it into
some sort of personal essay?
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You know, what it's like to get
throttled by a movie star.
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Hey, pudding.
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Hey.
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You ever have one of those days
where you're pretty sure
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somebody just drugged you,
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and you hallucinated
the whole day?
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Sounds good.
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Hey, what do you think of
Mexican-Bangladesh fusion
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as a food concept?
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Sounds good.
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Elliott!
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Elliott.
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It's unlocked, what are you,
a fuckin' vampire?
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-Come on in.
-I could be a vampire.
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-You're fucked now, if I am.
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Where's the lady of the house?
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Oh, at some new media
mixer meetup thing.
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-You want a glass?
-No, no, no.
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I can manage.
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Very classy, cheers.
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So, it seems as if
I am in an open marriage.
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Allie and I.
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Finally, you people
figure this out.
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"You people?"
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As per usual,
the homosexual community
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has been way out in front
on this particular trend.
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Have you ever been in
a relationship long enough
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for it to become exclusive,
so then it could subsequently
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become an open relationship?
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So what, you just rolled
the honeymoon into a ménage
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in the hot tub and it just
evolved from there?
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Oh, there...
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There was no hot tub,
nor any ménage.
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Are you still together?
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No, not in almost
a year, I mean,
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we're basically affectionate
roommates on our good days.
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-That is lamentable.
-It's bullshit, man.
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It is bullshit, the whole
fuckin' thing is bullshit,
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and I'm tired of all
of the psychoanalyzing.
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The fact of the matter is,
is that we are not fucking
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because we are not fucking,
and it's not because I don't
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want to fuck her, it's because
she doesn't wanna fuck me.
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She would rather fuck
whoever the fuck else
she wants to fuck.
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Which you seem
totally OK with.
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Apparently, there was
a conversation about it.
246
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You'd think you'd remember.
247
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You'd think.
248
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You do remember, don't you?
249
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OK, what I remember is there was
a totally hypothetical,
250
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theoretical, philosophical...
251
00:14:48.670 --> 00:14:54.110
undefinitive conversation
about the concept of this.
252
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It was had over, like,
the course of a couple
bottles of wine.
253
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We came to no conclusion,
there was no handshake
or agreement on this... thing.
254
00:15:03.859 --> 00:15:06.790
And yet...
255
00:15:07.360 --> 00:15:08.255
And yet.
256
00:15:18.265 --> 00:15:23.661
Hey, Dave. It's Elliott,
just callin' to see
what was goin' on.
257
00:15:23.705 --> 00:15:29.102
If there was anything comin' up
you could have me in on.
258
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Junkets, assignments,
screenings.
259
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I am around and would be
260
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very excited to come and do
somethin' with you guys again.
261
00:15:42.332 --> 00:15:44.987
Or, you know, we could just get
together and have some lunch
262
00:15:45.310 --> 00:15:50.360
a cup of coffee, grab a drink,
whatever is clever, my friend.
263
00:15:50.790 --> 00:15:53.387
Uh, so give me a call back
when you have a sec. Um...
264
00:15:53.430 --> 00:15:56.781
I'm gonna send you an email
right now to just follow up,
too.
265
00:15:56.825 --> 00:15:59.871
Silas, Elliott!
How's it goin', man?
266
00:15:59.915 --> 00:16:02.265
Listen, I was just
talkin' to David,
267
00:16:02.309 --> 00:16:07.749
uh, and I was thinking it would
be fun if you and I got together
268
00:16:07.792 --> 00:16:11.405
and collaborated on
somethin' for his site,
269
00:16:11.448 --> 00:16:12.972
or even for your site, you know?
270
00:16:13.150 --> 00:16:15.670
Just, it's been a minute
since, uh, we've hung out
271
00:16:15.713 --> 00:16:22.155
and I think it'd be, uh,
it'd be great if we could, uh,
do somethin' together.
272
00:16:22.198 --> 00:16:24.287
Um...
273
00:16:24.331 --> 00:16:27.551
and listen, I don't know if
you've heard anything crazy,
274
00:16:27.595 --> 00:16:31.338
any crazy stories about me
lately, but you know, uh,
275
00:16:31.381 --> 00:16:34.558
people just... they talk shit,
everybody talks shit
in this town.
276
00:16:34.602 --> 00:16:36.386
You know how it goes.
277
00:16:36.430 --> 00:16:38.214
I'm sure they even
talk shit about you.
278
00:16:38.258 --> 00:16:40.477
Not that I've heard anything,
but you know, you've gotta
279
00:16:40.521 --> 00:16:43.350
worry when they're not talkin',
that's my point, right?
280
00:16:43.393 --> 00:16:45.569
Right, uh, OK, well,
listen, give me a call.
281
00:16:45.613 --> 00:16:50.960
I think we could knock somethin'
really cool out together.
282
00:16:50.139 --> 00:16:53.969
Um, and that'd be fun,
I'll talk to you soon, man.
283
00:16:54.130 --> 00:16:55.231
All right, be good, bye.
284
00:17:02.282 --> 00:17:04.414
Hey, stranger.
285
00:17:04.458 --> 00:17:06.851
I, um, have an interview goin',
so, I can't really talk.
286
00:17:06.895 --> 00:17:08.505
Oh, no worries.
287
00:17:08.549 --> 00:17:10.116
What's up?
288
00:17:10.159 --> 00:17:12.814
Oh, I was just wonderin'
if maybe you wanted to, like,
289
00:17:12.857 --> 00:17:15.770
get a drink sometime, talk shop,
290
00:17:15.121 --> 00:17:16.948
let me pick your brain
a little bit,
that sort of thing?
291
00:17:16.992 --> 00:17:19.821
-If you're not too busy.
-Uh, no, not at all.
292
00:17:19.864 --> 00:17:21.736
That sounds fun.
293
00:17:21.779 --> 00:17:23.259
Uh...
294
00:17:23.303 --> 00:17:25.783
-How's tomorrow for you?
-Uh, tomorrow?
295
00:17:25.827 --> 00:17:27.916
Um... let me see.
296
00:17:30.745 --> 00:17:32.486
Actually, tomorrow's wide open.
297
00:17:32.529 --> 00:17:34.792
Great, great!
Why don't you just,
298
00:17:34.836 --> 00:17:36.664
you know,
come by the house, then?
299
00:17:37.969 --> 00:17:40.624
OK, uh,
that sounds like a plan.
300
00:17:40.668 --> 00:17:43.975
OK. Oh, and, um, try not
to get choked out by any
301
00:17:44.190 --> 00:17:46.978
-famous movie stars before then.
-Hey, now.
302
00:17:48.763 --> 00:17:51.331
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
you know I had to.
303
00:17:51.374 --> 00:17:52.941
Well, I'll see you then.
304
00:17:52.984 --> 00:17:54.247
All right,
I'll see you tomorrow.
305
00:17:54.290 --> 00:17:57.119
OK, thanks.
Uh, uh, uh, bye-bye.
306
00:17:57.163 --> 00:17:58.512
-Bye.
-Bye.
307
00:18:20.534 --> 00:18:23.232
-Hi, you made it.
-Hi.
308
00:18:23.276 --> 00:18:26.583
Fantastic.
Oh, give me that, that's for me.
309
00:18:26.627 --> 00:18:29.325
Thank you very much.
Come in.
310
00:18:29.369 --> 00:18:31.806
Nice place you got here.
311
00:18:31.849 --> 00:18:34.156
Thank you.
312
00:18:34.200 --> 00:18:39.814
Yeah, it's a work in progress,
but it is coming along.
313
00:18:39.857 --> 00:18:42.164
I'm just surprised
that these assholes
314
00:18:42.208 --> 00:18:44.350
don't get punched
in the face more often.
315
00:18:44.790 --> 00:18:45.776
I didn't punch him in the face,
316
00:18:45.820 --> 00:18:47.561
he tackled me,
and he's got
317
00:18:47.604 --> 00:18:51.391
years of, like,
movie fighting experience.
318
00:18:51.434 --> 00:18:54.450
You know, I don't have that.
319
00:18:54.890 --> 00:18:57.223
Yeah, well anyway,
it makes for a fun anecdote.
320
00:18:57.266 --> 00:18:59.660
Albeit career-ending,
321
00:18:59.703 --> 00:19:02.530
potentially.
I don't know, I mean,
322
00:19:02.970 --> 00:19:06.623
these junkets, you know,
they're so predictable
and so rote,
323
00:19:06.667 --> 00:19:09.800
and they just, like...
People do anything
to set themselves apart
324
00:19:09.844 --> 00:19:12.368
and I just think, like,
everybody now thinks
325
00:19:12.412 --> 00:19:14.936
I'm the fight-starting guy.
326
00:19:14.979 --> 00:19:19.245
I don't know, I just think
I need to, like, get off
the junket scene.
327
00:19:19.288 --> 00:19:23.901
Yeah, yeah,
stop being beholden
to the studio release calendar.
328
00:19:23.945 --> 00:19:28.341
Yeah, yeah.
I should find some star, right,
329
00:19:28.384 --> 00:19:31.518
who, like, nobody's
talking about, but they love,
330
00:19:31.561 --> 00:19:35.652
and-and bring them back,
and bring them back
into the conversation
331
00:19:35.696 --> 00:19:38.568
and do something collaborative.
332
00:19:38.612 --> 00:19:41.789
Like a hand-in-glove kind of
win-win situation, right?
333
00:19:41.832 --> 00:19:44.270
Yeah, yeah, totally,
change the conversation.
334
00:19:44.313 --> 00:19:46.359
And make my own opportunities,
right?
335
00:19:46.402 --> 00:19:47.447
Yeah.
336
00:19:49.753 --> 00:19:52.103
Excuse me a minute,
would you?
337
00:19:52.147 --> 00:19:53.322
Sure.
338
00:19:56.151 --> 00:19:57.979
Sorry.
339
00:20:37.410 --> 00:20:39.200
-Hey!
-Hey.
340
00:20:41.762 --> 00:20:45.156
You also put in
some central air, huh?
341
00:20:45.200 --> 00:20:48.421
Yes.
It cost me an ovary.
342
00:20:48.464 --> 00:20:52.990
I don't wanna talk about it,
I brought reinforcements.
343
00:20:53.340 --> 00:20:54.775
-You're so excited about it.
-Yeah, no, it's nice.
344
00:20:54.818 --> 00:20:56.646
-You really are.
-I'm just gonna...
345
00:20:56.690 --> 00:20:58.779
-I can tell.
-...finish this.
346
00:21:01.521 --> 00:21:03.914
You know, we don't have to
just talk about work shit.
347
00:21:03.958 --> 00:21:05.612
I'm sorry,
I know it's boring.
348
00:21:05.655 --> 00:21:07.657
Hmm-mm.
349
00:21:07.701 --> 00:21:09.659
No, no, it's not boring,
it's just,
350
00:21:09.703 --> 00:21:15.317
it's not the most stimulating
date conversation.
351
00:21:17.276 --> 00:21:18.407
This is a date?
352
00:21:20.496 --> 00:21:21.715
Shit, this is a date?
353
00:21:24.210 --> 00:21:26.241
OK, see, see...
354
00:21:26.285 --> 00:21:28.852
See, this is the problem
with this city, right?
355
00:21:28.896 --> 00:21:32.639
Everything is always, like,
so vague, it's always, like,
356
00:21:32.682 --> 00:21:37.340
"Hey, we're just gonna
have drinks and hang out.
357
00:21:37.780 --> 00:21:39.907
Let's just chill,
let's kick it."
358
00:21:39.950 --> 00:21:44.850
So, what exactly are we doing?
359
00:21:44.128 --> 00:21:47.697
Elliott, if a woman
invites you to her house,
360
00:21:47.741 --> 00:21:51.266
-it generally means one thing.
-Right, yeah, yeah.
361
00:21:51.310 --> 00:21:54.356
Besides, I thought you
and your wife were on the outs?
362
00:21:54.400 --> 00:21:56.970
Who said that?
363
00:21:57.577 --> 00:22:00.710
They said it,
you know, people.
364
00:22:00.754 --> 00:22:03.147
This town is tiny, Elliott.
365
00:22:03.191 --> 00:22:05.324
-OK, word gets out.
-I hate that.
366
00:22:05.367 --> 00:22:08.650
Yeah, well,
hatin' it won't stop it.
367
00:22:12.418 --> 00:22:13.810
We're not splitting up.
368
00:22:15.203 --> 00:22:19.760
No, I mean, we're not
split up right now,
369
00:22:19.120 --> 00:22:21.514
like, technically,
you know, but...
370
00:22:21.557 --> 00:22:24.125
We're just, like, there's
some things that happened
371
00:22:24.168 --> 00:22:25.996
-that we're working out, and
-Mm-hmm.
372
00:22:26.400 --> 00:22:27.563
it's really complicated
373
00:22:27.607 --> 00:22:30.784
and I'm just,
I'm working it out, you know?
374
00:22:32.742 --> 00:22:34.396
So, let me ask you this, um,
375
00:22:34.440 --> 00:22:39.445
are you, uh, allowed to see
other people, in this process?
376
00:22:40.446 --> 00:22:43.579
-Am I?
-You and your wife.
377
00:22:45.799 --> 00:22:50.499
I mean, that's the
complicated part, because
378
00:22:50.543 --> 00:22:56.113
it seemed like we just weren't
on the same page, you know?
379
00:22:56.157 --> 00:22:59.813
-And we're gettin' bits and...
-Right.
380
00:23:00.944 --> 00:23:02.772
So, how is this
not a date, then?
381
00:25:50.853 --> 00:25:53.160
What you got going on
over there, then?
382
00:25:54.553 --> 00:25:57.425
Just reviewing my prospects.
383
00:25:57.468 --> 00:26:01.370
Hm! Same.
How are they?
384
00:26:01.810 --> 00:26:02.822
Dismal.
385
00:26:02.865 --> 00:26:04.171
Yours?
386
00:26:07.696 --> 00:26:09.132
Well, he seems sweet.
387
00:26:10.481 --> 00:26:11.570
And well-read.
388
00:26:12.658 --> 00:26:15.510
Picky-picky.
389
00:26:15.950 --> 00:26:18.533
Besides aren't you
seeing somebody, like,
seriously seeing?
390
00:26:18.577 --> 00:26:20.187
-Am I?
-Aren't you?
391
00:26:21.188 --> 00:26:23.582
Oh, yeah, right, Jonathan!
392
00:26:25.366 --> 00:26:26.410
Except...
393
00:26:30.240 --> 00:26:32.112
We're having issues.
394
00:26:32.155 --> 00:26:36.159
Just, you know,
compatibility issues.
395
00:26:36.203 --> 00:26:39.336
Compatibility issues,
I know all about that.
396
00:26:39.380 --> 00:26:40.947
It's just, you know...
397
00:26:42.601 --> 00:26:44.124
I'm just, too...
398
00:26:45.473 --> 00:26:47.344
-Girthy.
-Oh, there it is.
399
00:26:47.388 --> 00:26:51.000
For the cheap seats, very nice,
good one, thank you.
400
00:26:51.440 --> 00:26:52.175
Good job.
401
00:26:56.919 --> 00:26:59.226
Oh, I see how it is,
as soon as the boss lady leaves,
402
00:26:59.269 --> 00:27:00.793
all the rules go out
the window, do they?
403
00:27:00.836 --> 00:27:02.490
It's my house, too.
404
00:27:02.533 --> 00:27:05.580
Well, actually,
it's her house.
405
00:27:08.170 --> 00:27:12.587
OK, but, like,
when she's not here, I can...
406
00:27:12.631 --> 00:27:14.284
What's up with
this thing tonight?
407
00:27:14.328 --> 00:27:15.851
-Oh, the party thing?
-Mm-hmm.
408
00:27:15.895 --> 00:27:18.767
Or it's a gallery thing,
or standup.
409
00:27:18.811 --> 00:27:20.290
There might be
an improv troupe.
410
00:27:20.334 --> 00:27:22.118
-Oh you're really sellin' it.
-Whatever.
411
00:27:22.162 --> 00:27:25.600
It'll be dark and loud and full
of desperate, drunken people
412
00:27:25.644 --> 00:27:28.255
just aching for someone to say
something nice to them.
413
00:27:28.298 --> 00:27:30.736
-You'll fit right in.
-Mm.
414
00:27:30.779 --> 00:27:34.000
Will any of these drunk,
desperate people be women?
415
00:27:34.430 --> 00:27:37.264
I think so. I don't really
notice them anymore.
416
00:27:37.307 --> 00:27:38.918
It's like I've got
female-blindness.
417
00:27:38.961 --> 00:27:41.442
OK, but is it like
an exclusively-gay thing?
418
00:27:41.485 --> 00:27:43.960
Not exclusively.
419
00:27:43.139 --> 00:27:45.446
I mean,
that'd be illegal, I think.
420
00:27:48.579 --> 00:27:49.711
I don't know.
421
00:28:00.853 --> 00:28:02.593
All right,
I'm just gonna say it.
422
00:28:02.637 --> 00:28:07.424
I find your lack of effort
personally insulting.
423
00:28:07.468 --> 00:28:08.991
I put on a jacket!
424
00:28:10.558 --> 00:28:12.778
Are you not gonna take
your wedding ring off?
425
00:28:12.821 --> 00:28:14.257
I'm still married.
426
00:28:14.301 --> 00:28:16.738
Listen, I'm strugglin'
to try to find a way
427
00:28:16.782 --> 00:28:18.827
to explain this whole
wife situation.
428
00:28:18.871 --> 00:28:21.221
Well, I certainly
wouldn't open with it.
429
00:28:23.702 --> 00:28:29.142
♪ Let's leave this place
430
00:28:29.185 --> 00:28:31.927
♪ And run away
431
00:28:31.971 --> 00:28:35.409
♪ And build our own home
432
00:28:35.452 --> 00:28:39.630
♪ In our own way
433
00:28:39.674 --> 00:28:42.982
♪ Let's take our time
434
00:28:43.250 --> 00:28:46.289
♪ Leave our models behind
435
00:28:46.333 --> 00:28:47.726
Courage, lad.
436
00:28:47.769 --> 00:28:50.990
Booze will help, come on.
437
00:28:54.733 --> 00:28:56.735
-What've you got there?
-Vodka tonic.
438
00:28:56.778 --> 00:28:59.850
And what's this?
Like, some kind of IPA shit?
439
00:29:00.390 --> 00:29:02.349
Bold choice, I like it.
440
00:29:02.392 --> 00:29:04.655
Hey, uh... who's your friend?
441
00:29:04.699 --> 00:29:06.396
Oh, don't be like that,
it's just Elliott.
442
00:29:06.440 --> 00:29:08.877
I mean, look at him,
he's blatantly heterosexual.
443
00:29:08.921 --> 00:29:11.140
-Hey, hey.
-Hi, Hugh.
444
00:29:11.184 --> 00:29:12.968
Hi, nice to meet you.
445
00:29:13.120 --> 00:29:14.840
-Really nice to meet you,
Elliott.
-Nice to meet you.
446
00:29:14.883 --> 00:29:16.406
You don't think there's
anything in this, do you?
447
00:29:16.450 --> 00:29:17.538
I think there's lots
and lots of
448
00:29:17.581 --> 00:29:18.582
disgustingly cheap
vodka in it,
449
00:29:18.626 --> 00:29:20.497
-so, get it down.
-Mm-hmm.
450
00:29:20.541 --> 00:29:23.762
-Pardon me, young man.
-Oh, hello, spunky.
451
00:29:24.719 --> 00:29:26.677
Hi, who's the square?
452
00:29:26.721 --> 00:29:29.506
This miserable piece of shit
is my good friend Elliott.
453
00:29:29.550 --> 00:29:32.683
Elliott, may I present the
lady of the hour, Miss Dana.
454
00:29:32.727 --> 00:29:34.294
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you too, Elliott.
455
00:29:34.337 --> 00:29:36.383
This is wonderful looking
work here.
456
00:29:36.426 --> 00:29:38.167
Thank you,
I almost believe you.
457
00:29:38.211 --> 00:29:40.430
Um, what do you do?
458
00:29:40.474 --> 00:29:43.850
Well, I did just find out
that my wife and I are in
459
00:29:43.129 --> 00:29:47.394
an open marriage and I-I didn't
know about that before...
460
00:29:48.830 --> 00:29:52.940
very recently,
and now I'm, you know...
461
00:29:57.752 --> 00:30:00.886
I'm just gonna press pause
on this super-sad story,
462
00:30:00.929 --> 00:30:03.180
and I just gotta make the rounds
with everybody,
463
00:30:03.620 --> 00:30:05.200
-but I'll come back
and chat with you.
-Very nice to meet you.
464
00:30:05.640 --> 00:30:07.153
-Drink the punch. OK.
-Mm-hm!
465
00:30:07.196 --> 00:30:10.199
-Just say you're a screenwriter.
-But I'm not a screenwriter.
466
00:30:10.243 --> 00:30:11.505
No one's gonna
press the issue.
467
00:30:11.548 --> 00:30:13.376
Nobody wants to talk
to a screenwriter.
468
00:30:13.420 --> 00:30:16.640
What if I want to talk to
somebody, like, women somebody?
469
00:30:16.684 --> 00:30:18.425
Oh, then definitely don't
say you're a screenwriter.
470
00:30:18.468 --> 00:30:20.209
I'm actually a screenwriter
actually, and--
471
00:30:20.253 --> 00:30:22.124
Shh, shh, shh.
472
00:30:22.168 --> 00:30:23.996
-Darling.
-See?
473
00:30:28.914 --> 00:30:30.872
I feel like your
Reactions of the Drought
474
00:30:30.916 --> 00:30:33.570
is like an intensely
political statement, you know?
475
00:30:33.614 --> 00:30:37.792
Right, totally.
How do you mean?
476
00:30:37.836 --> 00:30:39.881
Well, you know,
it's just, like...
477
00:30:39.925 --> 00:30:46.366
Like... like, it says so much
about you, like, politically.
478
00:30:46.409 --> 00:30:49.412
-Right.
-Hey, did you guys see
that thought catalog
479
00:30:49.456 --> 00:30:50.761
essay that I posted?
480
00:30:50.805 --> 00:30:53.199
-Yeah, it was so good.
-So good.
481
00:30:53.242 --> 00:30:54.853
I liked.
482
00:30:58.857 --> 00:31:01.947
-Your bicep is so big.
-Is it?
483
00:31:01.990 --> 00:31:03.513
You know, I never really
noticed it.
484
00:31:04.558 --> 00:31:06.299
Yes, dear?
485
00:31:06.342 --> 00:31:09.840
I think I should call
a time-of-death about now.
486
00:31:09.128 --> 00:31:12.218
Elliott, please, I mean,
it's barely, what time is it?
487
00:31:12.261 --> 00:31:13.915
Who the fuck cares?
488
00:31:17.527 --> 00:31:19.486
You're both really lucky,
I'm gonna get another drink.
489
00:31:19.529 --> 00:31:21.923
Do you guys want another drink?
490
00:31:27.798 --> 00:31:29.191
See you in a minute.
491
00:32:14.671 --> 00:32:17.674
It's very... evocative.
492
00:32:17.718 --> 00:32:20.547
Yeah, that's a word for it.
493
00:32:23.593 --> 00:32:27.771
I'm sorry, I don't do this.
Ever.
494
00:32:28.859 --> 00:32:30.383
Talk to strangers.
495
00:32:30.426 --> 00:32:33.429
I'm not a stranger, I'm Kaley.
496
00:32:33.473 --> 00:32:34.953
-Kelly?
-Kaley.
497
00:32:34.996 --> 00:32:36.258
-Kaley?
-Right.
498
00:32:36.302 --> 00:32:39.696
-Elliott.
-A pleasure, Elliott.
499
00:32:39.740 --> 00:32:41.785
And, look, I got that
on the first try.
500
00:32:47.950 --> 00:32:49.315
So, Elliott, tell me,
how are your morals?
501
00:32:49.358 --> 00:32:52.130
-I'm sorry, my what?
-Morals.
502
00:32:52.570 --> 00:32:53.493
Your morals, how are they?
503
00:32:55.538 --> 00:32:58.759
-Shaky... at best.
504
00:33:02.415 --> 00:33:03.459
Yours?
505
00:33:17.820 --> 00:33:19.127
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
506
00:33:19.171 --> 00:33:21.420
What? What?
507
00:33:21.860 --> 00:33:23.740
I have to...
I should tell you something.
508
00:33:23.784 --> 00:33:26.569
-What?
-Uh, wow, um...
509
00:33:26.613 --> 00:33:32.100
Uh, just so that, like,
I'm not, like, a complete jerk
you should know, uh...
510
00:33:33.837 --> 00:33:35.752
I'm married.
511
00:33:35.796 --> 00:33:38.190
Oh, God, I thought you were
gonna say you had syphilis.
512
00:33:38.233 --> 00:33:40.105
-No, just married.
-Oh.
513
00:33:44.650 --> 00:33:45.675
-I'm cool with it.
-Yeah?
514
00:33:45.719 --> 00:33:48.156
-Yeah.
-So... really, we can keep?
515
00:33:48.200 --> 00:33:50.941
I should, oh, oh, OK, yeah.
516
00:33:50.985 --> 00:33:52.856
Mm, oh my God, yeah.
517
00:34:04.564 --> 00:34:05.608
Hey.
518
00:34:08.655 --> 00:34:10.135
Hey, mornin'.
519
00:34:13.700 --> 00:34:14.182
-You OK?
-What?
520
00:34:14.226 --> 00:34:15.836
Oh, yeah, totally.
521
00:34:17.968 --> 00:34:20.580
How was your night?
Good, I take it.
522
00:34:23.278 --> 00:34:26.640
-Not bad.
-Good, good.
523
00:35:56.458 --> 00:35:59.940
-Hello?
-Dude, Colton.
524
00:35:59.983 --> 00:36:01.724
I got your message
and you know what?
525
00:36:01.768 --> 00:36:03.596
I dig it, I'm in.
526
00:36:03.639 --> 00:36:06.425
I'm not even gonna bother
runnin' it by the team.
527
00:36:06.468 --> 00:36:08.644
Uh, that's great.
528
00:36:08.688 --> 00:36:10.124
-Just do me a favor.
-That's good news.
529
00:36:10.168 --> 00:36:11.604
Hit them up, let them know
we're moving forward,
530
00:36:11.647 --> 00:36:13.171
I don't wanna, you know,
531
00:36:13.214 --> 00:36:15.303
bruise any toes,
step on any egos.
532
00:36:15.347 --> 00:36:18.393
Uh, yeah, man, sure.
Of course.
533
00:36:18.437 --> 00:36:21.135
When do you wanna
come by the house, get goin'?
534
00:36:21.179 --> 00:36:23.224
-Yeah, get it goin'.
-Yeah, does today work?
535
00:36:23.268 --> 00:36:25.313
I could totally do today
or later this week, really.
536
00:36:25.357 --> 00:36:29.120
Any time. I could do today,
I'm sure you're crazy busy.
537
00:36:29.560 --> 00:36:33.539
Yeah, yeah, crazy busy,
but, um...
538
00:36:33.582 --> 00:36:36.150
You know, today,
I have some time today.
539
00:36:36.194 --> 00:36:40.459
OK, so, you know,
what time works for you, 3:30?
540
00:36:40.502 --> 00:36:41.677
3:30 good, 3:35?
541
00:36:41.721 --> 00:36:42.896
3:35 work for you?
542
00:36:42.939 --> 00:36:45.681
Uh, 3:35 is great.
543
00:36:45.725 --> 00:36:48.771
Or, you know,
whenever, whenever.
544
00:37:13.318 --> 00:37:16.538
♪ Every night as I
545
00:37:16.582 --> 00:37:19.715
♪ Close your eyes I feel
546
00:37:19.759 --> 00:37:24.285
♪ Like she never
felt that way ♪
547
00:37:25.765 --> 00:37:28.942
♪ I keep comin'
you keep comin' ♪
548
00:37:28.985 --> 00:37:32.162
♪ I keep comin'
you keep comin' ♪
549
00:37:32.206 --> 00:37:35.340
♪ I keep comin'
you keep comin' ♪
550
00:37:35.383 --> 00:37:38.778
♪ I keep comin'
you keep comin' ♪
551
00:37:38.821 --> 00:37:41.911
♪ I keep comin'
you keep comin' ♪
552
00:37:41.955 --> 00:37:45.350
♪ I keep comin'
you keep comin' ♪
553
00:37:47.961 --> 00:37:50.180
My man!
554
00:37:50.224 --> 00:37:51.269
You made it.
555
00:37:52.357 --> 00:37:53.706
Come on, get over here.
556
00:37:58.101 --> 00:37:59.494
Welcome!
557
00:37:59.538 --> 00:38:01.496
Oh, I was just gonna try
this sweet-ass rose
558
00:38:01.540 --> 00:38:02.889
that Pete Berg sent over,
you wanna try?
559
00:38:02.932 --> 00:38:04.282
-Wanna sip, little sip?
-Uh, sure?
560
00:38:04.325 --> 00:38:09.112
Falsta, are you here?
Is she here?
561
00:38:10.723 --> 00:38:12.246
I don't think she's here.
562
00:38:12.290 --> 00:38:14.161
All right,
we'll do that later.
563
00:38:14.204 --> 00:38:16.119
What are you workin' on these
days, man, any good features?
564
00:38:16.163 --> 00:38:19.350
-Keepin' busy, you know.
-Good, I'm sure, I'm sure.
565
00:38:19.790 --> 00:38:22.517
-Here, have a seat.
-Thanks.
566
00:38:22.561 --> 00:38:24.867
Uh, you know, not that one.
567
00:38:24.911 --> 00:38:27.870
-Right there.
-Yeah.
568
00:38:27.914 --> 00:38:29.568
So...
569
00:38:29.611 --> 00:38:32.614
I really dug your message,
man, and I'm really glad
570
00:38:32.658 --> 00:38:35.661
that Sam put us in touch
because I was just having
571
00:38:35.704 --> 00:38:38.838
a discussion with my peeps
about doin' somethin'
572
00:38:38.881 --> 00:38:41.144
to put me back in the
conversation, you know?
573
00:38:41.188 --> 00:38:43.160
And then what happens,
I get this message from you.
574
00:38:43.590 --> 00:38:45.888
Boom, just like that,
offering me exactly
575
00:38:45.932 --> 00:38:49.109
what I'm looking for.
576
00:38:49.152 --> 00:38:50.632
The Universe, right?
577
00:38:50.676 --> 00:38:53.505
You know, the fuckin'
Universe, man.
578
00:38:53.548 --> 00:38:57.247
-Right?
-The Universe, yes.
579
00:38:58.988 --> 00:39:03.863
Anyway, so, do you remember
Collin's profile in Vanity Fair
580
00:39:03.906 --> 00:39:05.386
that first one
he did a while ago?
581
00:39:05.430 --> 00:39:07.954
It was...
He let this writer,
582
00:39:07.997 --> 00:39:09.912
you know, shadow him
for, like, a month,
583
00:39:09.956 --> 00:39:12.437
and they got drunk together
and they drank with his mom.
584
00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:15.222
They did everything
and they ended up with this,
585
00:39:15.265 --> 00:39:19.748
just in-depth
no-holds-barred profile
586
00:39:19.792 --> 00:39:22.969
-that was fucking epic.
-Hm.
587
00:39:23.120 --> 00:39:25.188
You know, it was fucking epic
and it made him a star.
588
00:39:25.232 --> 00:39:27.582
Vanity Fair made him a star.
589
00:39:29.279 --> 00:39:30.977
It might have been Esquire.
590
00:39:32.413 --> 00:39:35.680
And you wanna do somethin'
like that?
591
00:39:35.111 --> 00:39:38.767
Yes! Exactly like that...
592
00:39:38.811 --> 00:39:42.684
-except, about me.
-Uh-huh.
593
00:39:42.728 --> 00:39:45.426
-Not him, me, right, yeah?
-Right, of course, you.
594
00:39:45.470 --> 00:39:48.516
-Yeah, yeah,
we would do it about you.
-Yeah.
595
00:39:49.604 --> 00:39:51.563
-Uh...
-So are you in?
596
00:39:51.606 --> 00:39:55.436
Yes, no, I'm in, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, when do we start?
597
00:39:56.959 --> 00:39:58.700
I mean,
I think we just did.
598
00:40:17.240 --> 00:40:19.547
Have we been eating
more chicken lately?
599
00:40:19.591 --> 00:40:22.115
We've been avoiding beef
because of the drought.
600
00:40:22.158 --> 00:40:26.424
-Hm?
-Well, you know, because of
the water usage of cows?
601
00:40:26.467 --> 00:40:27.729
-Cows?
-Well, yeah.
602
00:40:27.773 --> 00:40:30.166
I saw a chart
on Eater about it.
603
00:40:30.210 --> 00:40:32.380
How much water it takes
for different products,
604
00:40:32.810 --> 00:40:34.519
and beef is the absolute worst,
so I stopped buying it.
605
00:40:34.562 --> 00:40:36.420
Besides, you love chicken.
606
00:40:37.347 --> 00:40:38.653
I don't think
it works like that.
607
00:40:38.697 --> 00:40:39.741
What doesn't?
608
00:40:41.177 --> 00:40:42.875
The steak you buy at the store,
609
00:40:42.918 --> 00:40:45.747
that cow is already dead,
whether you buy it or not.
610
00:40:46.705 --> 00:40:48.620
The water's already been used.
611
00:40:48.663 --> 00:40:51.710
You can't affect economic change
after the fact like that.
612
00:40:55.610 --> 00:40:57.324
At least I'm trying to help.
613
00:40:57.367 --> 00:40:59.848
We're not buying almonds
anymore either.
614
00:41:01.241 --> 00:41:03.548
Hm, I haven't noticed.
615
00:41:19.607 --> 00:41:24.351
So, I'm thinking we don't
spend that much time
on my upbringing,
616
00:41:24.394 --> 00:41:26.480
it's boring, to be honest.
617
00:41:26.920 --> 00:41:27.528
And, you know,
ET just did this whole thing
618
00:41:27.572 --> 00:41:29.530
on it not that long ago.
They went out to Ohio
619
00:41:29.574 --> 00:41:31.970
and they talked to
my old teachers
620
00:41:31.140 --> 00:41:32.620
and folks I went
to elementary school with,
621
00:41:32.664 --> 00:41:34.274
and big surprise,
622
00:41:34.317 --> 00:41:36.232
what a bunch of fuckin'
assholes, am I right?
623
00:41:36.276 --> 00:41:38.365
-Um...
-You know?
624
00:41:38.408 --> 00:41:40.715
People think Ohio's
all salt of the earth and shit,
625
00:41:40.759 --> 00:41:45.415
but they will stab you in the
back in a fuckin' heartbeat.
I swear to God.
626
00:41:45.459 --> 00:41:48.897
I think we could just kinda
stay away from that whole,
you know,
627
00:41:48.941 --> 00:41:52.292
element and really just make it
about the here and now,
628
00:41:52.335 --> 00:41:55.991
and what an asset I am
and facing the future,
you know, right?
629
00:41:56.350 --> 00:41:58.370
-Yeah.
-Totally, totally, right?
630
00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:00.561
Anyway, good, OK,
so, you got it, you're all set.
631
00:42:00.605 --> 00:42:01.954
I gotta make it to
this Soul Cycle class.
632
00:42:01.997 --> 00:42:03.782
So, we'll talk later, bye.
633
00:43:40.487 --> 00:43:44.560
-Are those from here?
-Don't overthink.
634
00:43:45.405 --> 00:43:48.408
OK.
I won't.
635
00:43:49.714 --> 00:43:52.107
We're not having sex tonight.
636
00:43:52.151 --> 00:43:54.588
Is that a challenge?
'Cause I like a challenge.
637
00:43:54.632 --> 00:43:58.260
I'm serious,
I don't fuck on the second date.
638
00:43:58.700 --> 00:43:59.941
Was that our first date?
639
00:43:59.985 --> 00:44:03.249
Retroactively, yes,
or hang out, whatever.
640
00:44:03.292 --> 00:44:09.342
-OK, so...
-Why no fucking
on the second date?
641
00:44:09.385 --> 00:44:11.953
You know, see if we
actually like each other.
642
00:44:11.997 --> 00:44:13.999
You know,
everyone has it backwards.
643
00:44:14.420 --> 00:44:16.131
The longer you put off the sex
the bigger a deal it becomes.
644
00:44:16.175 --> 00:44:18.699
Everything's always about, like,
"When are we gonna do it?"
645
00:44:18.743 --> 00:44:20.396
Right, but this way
we've already done it.
646
00:44:20.440 --> 00:44:23.573
You know, there's no suspense,
no false pretences.
647
00:44:23.617 --> 00:44:25.401
Now, we can see if we
actually like each other.
648
00:44:25.445 --> 00:44:29.405
-Huh.
-What do you think?
649
00:44:29.449 --> 00:44:32.931
Well, I'm really good
at not having sex.
650
00:44:32.974 --> 00:44:34.628
So...
651
00:44:34.672 --> 00:44:38.980
Perfect.
652
00:44:47.467 --> 00:44:49.817
You know, you still haven't
asked me what I do for a living.
653
00:44:49.861 --> 00:44:52.370
-Haven't I?
-You haven't.
654
00:44:52.800 --> 00:44:54.213
Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
655
00:44:54.256 --> 00:44:55.997
It's OK, I kinda like it.
656
00:44:56.410 --> 00:44:57.999
You know, too many people
lead with that.
657
00:44:58.430 --> 00:45:00.698
Mm.
Like you did with me.
658
00:45:00.741 --> 00:45:02.264
Totally, busted.
659
00:45:03.918 --> 00:45:05.964
So, that begs the question.
660
00:45:07.356 --> 00:45:11.447
I'm a makeup artist,
mostly for reality TV.
661
00:45:11.491 --> 00:45:14.363
Different housewives of
varying degrees of realness.
662
00:45:14.407 --> 00:45:17.584
-Wow.
-Yeah, I'm kinda like
the pit crew for the washed up
663
00:45:17.627 --> 00:45:21.980
has-beens of tomorrow, or today,
you know, depending on the show.
664
00:45:22.230 --> 00:45:24.678
-So, did you always
wanna be a writer?
-Mm...
665
00:45:26.332 --> 00:45:27.681
I am not a writer.
666
00:45:27.725 --> 00:45:29.204
But your job, your...
667
00:45:29.248 --> 00:45:30.597
-The press stuff?
-Yeah.
668
00:45:30.640 --> 00:45:32.860
No, no, I had a friend
a few years ago
669
00:45:32.904 --> 00:45:35.863
who was a junketeer
and he told me that he would
just go see movies
670
00:45:35.907 --> 00:45:39.737
and talk to actors for five
minutes and type up a transcript
671
00:45:39.780 --> 00:45:43.175
-and get paid for it.
-That sounds simple enough.
672
00:45:43.218 --> 00:45:46.700
It sounded like the biggest
fucking scam in the world, so...
673
00:45:46.744 --> 00:45:48.310
I'm pretty good at it.
674
00:45:49.747 --> 00:45:52.619
Up until recently,
I got a lot of work.
675
00:45:54.752 --> 00:45:55.883
So...
676
00:45:58.146 --> 00:45:59.191
What?
677
00:46:10.506 --> 00:46:11.986
What was that for?
678
00:46:12.300 --> 00:46:14.423
I just felt like it.
679
00:46:14.467 --> 00:46:17.905
I'm gonna have to pace myself
with you, Mr. Married Man.
680
00:46:21.866 --> 00:46:24.420
So...
681
00:46:24.850 --> 00:46:26.609
I'm probably gonna
regret this, but...
682
00:46:30.178 --> 00:46:33.700
-Yeah?
-Your wife.
683
00:46:34.520 --> 00:46:35.401
Mm, yeah?
684
00:46:35.444 --> 00:46:37.316
I don't know,
what's to know?
685
00:46:37.359 --> 00:46:39.666
How did you end up
married and still--
686
00:46:39.709 --> 00:46:42.600
-On the make?
-If you must.
687
00:46:43.670 --> 00:46:45.541
OK, uh...
688
00:46:47.761 --> 00:46:51.634
Well, my wife, Allison--
689
00:46:51.678 --> 00:46:53.419
Ooh, can we not use names?
690
00:46:53.462 --> 00:46:55.551
Can we just stick to
"my wife?"
691
00:46:55.595 --> 00:46:57.379
Fair enough.
692
00:46:57.423 --> 00:47:01.688
-So, she who shall
not be named...
693
00:47:01.731 --> 00:47:04.909
is from Great Britain.
694
00:47:04.952 --> 00:47:08.564
She's British from the island
of Great Britain, yes.
695
00:47:08.608 --> 00:47:10.784
And we met and dated
for about eight months
696
00:47:10.828 --> 00:47:12.655
and she asked me
to marry her.
697
00:47:12.699 --> 00:47:16.442
This thing,
this is her idea.
698
00:47:18.574 --> 00:47:20.315
This arrangement.
699
00:47:20.359 --> 00:47:23.570
-Oh, my God.
-Hm?
700
00:47:24.102 --> 00:47:25.799
You're a passenger.
701
00:47:27.366 --> 00:47:29.890
-I'm a...
-Romantically,
you're a passenger,
702
00:47:29.934 --> 00:47:32.937
like,
someone else is driving.
703
00:47:32.980 --> 00:47:34.982
That's crazy sad, man.
704
00:47:38.943 --> 00:47:41.728
Like, uh...
but, like, sexy-sad, right?
705
00:47:43.295 --> 00:47:44.383
Like, crazy sexy-sad?
706
00:47:44.426 --> 00:47:46.211
I don't think that's a thing.
707
00:48:31.560 --> 00:48:34.172
You're home early,
how'd it go?
708
00:48:34.215 --> 00:48:37.392
-How'd what go?
-Your date, silly.
709
00:48:37.436 --> 00:48:40.352
I'm really not OK
with how OK you are with this.
710
00:48:40.395 --> 00:48:42.528
I'm just trying
to be supportive.
711
00:48:42.571 --> 00:48:44.950
I'm gonna go to bed.
712
00:48:44.138 --> 00:48:46.314
Oh, here, let me get
out of the way for you.
713
00:49:13.472 --> 00:49:17.345
-We need to talk.
-Yeah, we do.
714
00:49:17.389 --> 00:49:21.741
No, I'm serious, we need to
talk about our problems.
715
00:49:21.784 --> 00:49:24.526
We're in a state of flux,
but we can figure it out.
716
00:49:24.570 --> 00:49:26.702
OK, I mean, you know,
figure out what--
717
00:49:29.705 --> 00:49:32.990
Look, listen, I know we didn't
do this as cleanly and clearly
718
00:49:32.143 --> 00:49:34.145
-as we could have.
-Oh, that's rich.
719
00:49:34.188 --> 00:49:36.147
But, you know,
we're not miserable.
720
00:49:36.190 --> 00:49:37.844
We have money,
a nice home, stability.
721
00:49:37.887 --> 00:49:39.628
That has to account
for something.
722
00:49:39.672 --> 00:49:43.284
This just isn't what--
723
00:49:43.328 --> 00:49:47.723
This just isn't
what I imagined, you know?
724
00:49:47.767 --> 00:49:49.290
Not what I pictured.
725
00:49:51.945 --> 00:49:53.599
This isn't how
I wanna be married.
726
00:49:53.642 --> 00:49:54.904
What?
727
00:49:56.558 --> 00:49:57.603
Nothing.
728
00:50:02.216 --> 00:50:03.652
Oh, must you?
729
00:50:08.788 --> 00:50:09.876
Sorry.
730
00:50:17.231 --> 00:50:22.620
And that was when I realized
that you can't date
actresses, man.
731
00:50:22.106 --> 00:50:24.210
You know, at least not ones with
their own production company.
732
00:50:24.640 --> 00:50:26.284
So fucking litigious.
733
00:50:29.156 --> 00:50:31.245
You gettin' all this,
Gore Vorbinski?
734
00:50:32.420 --> 00:50:33.465
Hm?
735
00:50:34.422 --> 00:50:36.330
Oh, yeah-yeah.
736
00:50:37.904 --> 00:50:39.862
-Don't you mean Gore Vidal?
-Ah, whatever, man,
737
00:50:39.906 --> 00:50:42.169
I'm just makin' sure
you're payin' attention.
738
00:50:42.213 --> 00:50:45.216
I am, I am, but I got a lot
of my mind, I'm sorry.
739
00:50:45.259 --> 00:50:47.870
-Yeah.
-Girl problems?
740
00:50:47.131 --> 00:50:49.481
- How'd you guess?
-It's always girl problems.
741
00:50:49.524 --> 00:50:51.526
Or boy problems,
if that's your deal.
742
00:50:52.571 --> 00:50:55.950
Yeah,
these are girl problems.
743
00:50:55.139 --> 00:50:56.401
Seein' a girl, you know?
744
00:50:56.444 --> 00:50:57.967
Is she hot?
745
00:50:59.120 --> 00:51:00.144
Yeah.
746
00:51:01.275 --> 00:51:02.407
Describe her.
747
00:51:03.669 --> 00:51:04.757
No.
748
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:06.715
OK, let me see a picture.
749
00:51:06.759 --> 00:51:08.413
No...
750
00:51:08.456 --> 00:51:10.110
Whatever, dude!
751
00:51:10.154 --> 00:51:11.416
Wait, aren't you married?
752
00:51:11.459 --> 00:51:15.115
Yeah, but we have, like,
an arrangement.
753
00:51:15.159 --> 00:51:17.900
Hot. Hot and smart.
754
00:51:17.944 --> 00:51:20.599
Is your wife hot?
Is she smart? I bet she's smart.
755
00:51:21.687 --> 00:51:25.299
You know, I just, I gotta...
756
00:51:27.693 --> 00:51:30.430
-It's that time.
-What're you talkin' about?
757
00:51:30.870 --> 00:51:32.100
I'm sorry, dude, you know what,
I'll listen, I'll listen!
758
00:51:32.450 --> 00:51:34.134
-I'll call you in a--
-Is it with your...
759
00:51:34.178 --> 00:51:36.484
If it's with your wife,
just invite her here, man!
760
00:51:36.528 --> 00:51:39.270
Or the other one! Or both!
761
00:51:39.313 --> 00:51:40.706
Both would be hot.
762
00:51:41.663 --> 00:51:43.100
No? Oh, well.
763
00:51:47.234 --> 00:51:48.757
The fuck?
764
00:51:52.500 --> 00:51:56.809
Do you ever hear birds
that sound kinda like car alarms?
765
00:51:56.852 --> 00:51:58.419
Yeah, totally, you too?
766
00:51:58.463 --> 00:51:59.812
Really? I thought
I was goin' crazy.
767
00:51:59.855 --> 00:52:02.467
No, it's totally a thing.
768
00:52:02.510 --> 00:52:05.165
It's really depressing,
isn't it?
769
00:52:05.209 --> 00:52:06.775
Well, I don't know.
770
00:52:06.819 --> 00:52:10.170
I like it, you know,
it's kind of ironic.
771
00:52:10.214 --> 00:52:12.410
Ironic?
772
00:52:12.850 --> 00:52:15.958
Yeah, like natural beauty
gets invaded by something ugly,
773
00:52:16.200 --> 00:52:19.527
and then nature finds a way
to make it beautiful again.
774
00:52:21.703 --> 00:52:23.270
Hm.
775
00:52:27.535 --> 00:52:29.668
No, it's really,
really depressing.
776
00:52:29.711 --> 00:52:32.801
You think everything is depressing.
777
00:52:32.845 --> 00:52:34.542
They're mating calls.
778
00:52:35.891 --> 00:52:37.937
It's a basic genetic
impulse to procreate,
779
00:52:37.980 --> 00:52:40.374
only the thing that
they're trying to attract...
780
00:52:41.854 --> 00:52:45.310
will never, ever...
781
00:52:45.988 --> 00:52:47.207
ever respond.
782
00:52:49.731 --> 00:52:51.370
It's hopeless.
783
00:52:53.257 --> 00:52:54.519
Hm.
784
00:53:08.663 --> 00:53:12.145
She's like a fuckin' dude,
it's terrifying.
785
00:53:12.189 --> 00:53:16.620
So, you mean she just
wants to have nasty,
unbridled sex with you?
786
00:53:16.105 --> 00:53:17.890
Maybe chat a bit,
but nothing else,
787
00:53:17.933 --> 00:53:21.241
no standard boyfriend
procedure?
788
00:53:21.285 --> 00:53:24.853
-Pretty much.
-Yeah, I don't see the problem.
789
00:53:24.897 --> 00:53:27.552
The problem is,
I don't know how to do that.
790
00:53:27.595 --> 00:53:31.512
I mean, I feel like in spite
of having a dick and everything
791
00:53:31.556 --> 00:53:34.254
I'm hard-wired for monogamy.
792
00:53:34.298 --> 00:53:36.952
Oh... That's terrible.
793
00:53:38.432 --> 00:53:39.999
Why is that terrible?
794
00:53:40.420 --> 00:53:41.305
I would think that
that would be commendable.
795
00:53:41.348 --> 00:53:44.308
Don't know what to tell you,
it's awful.
796
00:53:44.351 --> 00:53:46.266
Well, you could
tell me what to do!
797
00:53:46.310 --> 00:53:49.182
I don't know.
Get with the times?
798
00:53:49.226 --> 00:53:51.402
I am... I am with the times.
799
00:53:51.445 --> 00:53:54.448
I'm a modern--
I'm a modern man,
very sophisticated.
800
00:53:54.492 --> 00:53:56.711
-How so?
-I have very nice...
801
00:53:56.755 --> 00:53:59.180
I have good taste in things.
802
00:53:59.610 --> 00:54:03.805
-I know interesting people,
gay people.
-So, you just got to the 90s.
803
00:54:17.428 --> 00:54:21.830
-I'm sorry.
-It's cool.
804
00:54:21.127 --> 00:54:25.218
Well, not that this hasn't
been thoroughly delightful...
805
00:54:25.262 --> 00:54:29.480
Could I, uh,
you know, come up and...?
806
00:54:29.910 --> 00:54:32.617
Oh, uh, not tonight,
I have a date later, so...
807
00:54:33.835 --> 00:54:36.316
-You have a date later?
-Yeah, a date.
808
00:54:36.360 --> 00:54:38.579
I mean, not really a date,
it's this actor.
809
00:54:38.623 --> 00:54:42.104
He's totally vapid
and obnoxious, but my God,
those fucking abs.
810
00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:44.672
Sorry.
811
00:54:44.716 --> 00:54:47.327
You probably don't
want the details.
812
00:54:47.371 --> 00:54:49.329
Hey, I... I didn't, um,
813
00:54:49.373 --> 00:54:53.290
I-I didn't know we were,
like, seeing other people.
814
00:54:54.421 --> 00:54:56.597
Oh, um...
815
00:54:56.641 --> 00:54:59.339
I mean, I'm not
your girlfriend or anything.
816
00:55:00.949 --> 00:55:02.995
Right.
817
00:55:03.380 --> 00:55:04.823
Come on,
I thought you were cool.
818
00:55:09.440 --> 00:55:11.900
You know...
Never mind.
819
00:55:11.133 --> 00:55:12.483
-What?
-No, nothing.
820
00:55:12.526 --> 00:55:13.614
No, tell me.
821
00:55:15.355 --> 00:55:16.791
It's just...
822
00:55:17.836 --> 00:55:19.707
We never go to your house.
823
00:55:19.751 --> 00:55:22.536
I mean,
I've never even seen it.
824
00:55:22.580 --> 00:55:23.798
Oh.
825
00:55:25.539 --> 00:55:26.932
That was stupid,
I shouldn't have said anything.
826
00:55:26.975 --> 00:55:28.673
-No, no, it wasn't.
-No, it's fine, I'm gonna go.
827
00:55:28.716 --> 00:55:30.283
-Kaley.
-I'm gonna go.
828
00:55:53.132 --> 00:55:55.830
Yeah, you do know
that people can tell
829
00:55:55.874 --> 00:55:58.600
when you send them
to voicemail, right?
830
00:55:59.268 --> 00:56:00.618
Whatever.
831
00:56:00.661 --> 00:56:05.405
I was just calling
to see if you were
832
00:56:05.449 --> 00:56:09.714
ever planning on calling,
which sounded a lot less
833
00:56:09.757 --> 00:56:11.498
fucking stupid
and desperate in my head,
834
00:56:11.542 --> 00:56:16.680
but, you know what,
hey, there you go.
835
00:56:16.111 --> 00:56:19.811
I had fun and I was gonna say
that maybe we should
836
00:56:19.854 --> 00:56:24.424
do it again, but,
you know what, actually,
maybe not.
837
00:56:24.468 --> 00:56:25.643
'Cause, you know.
838
00:56:25.686 --> 00:56:27.819
Mm.
839
00:56:27.862 --> 00:56:29.168
Uh, by the way,
840
00:56:29.211 --> 00:56:31.562
uh, what is this shit
about Colton Jane
841
00:56:31.605 --> 00:56:34.478
thanking me for
putting you guys together?
842
00:56:34.521 --> 00:56:37.176
I didn't press the issue,
but I just thought
you should know
843
00:56:37.219 --> 00:56:41.963
that I prefer to be asked
before my name gets
dropped so heavily, OK?
844
00:56:43.574 --> 00:56:47.534
Uh, so... call me!
845
00:56:48.492 --> 00:56:51.103
Or don't, or don't, whatever.
846
00:56:51.146 --> 00:56:52.844
Uh...
847
00:56:52.887 --> 00:56:55.150
Yeah, I'm just gonna,
yeah, OK, just...
848
00:56:57.196 --> 00:56:59.240
Fuck!
849
00:56:59.670 --> 00:57:03.463
See, with regular juicing,
you don't get the cellulose
850
00:57:03.507 --> 00:57:06.771
and the natural fibers
and stuff, you know,
851
00:57:06.814 --> 00:57:10.862
so, it ends up really not being
that good for ya, you know?
852
00:57:10.905 --> 00:57:12.733
-Right!
-Yeah.
853
00:57:12.777 --> 00:57:14.256
Photosynthesis!
854
00:57:15.301 --> 00:57:18.217
And, you know, plus the sugar.
855
00:57:18.260 --> 00:57:20.393
The other way, the other
juicing way, it's all sugar,
856
00:57:20.437 --> 00:57:23.657
and there's literally nothing
worse for you on the planet.
857
00:57:23.701 --> 00:57:27.313
I had a doctor tell me
that sugar is worse for you
858
00:57:27.356 --> 00:57:29.837
than poison, so there you go.
859
00:57:34.407 --> 00:57:36.409
Yeah, I mean,
you know, more turmeric
would've been good.
860
00:57:36.453 --> 00:57:39.640
-You want a little hit?
-I'm all right, I'm fine.
861
00:57:39.107 --> 00:57:41.501
-Thank you.
-It's your body, bro.
862
00:57:41.545 --> 00:57:43.155
Hey, let me ask you somethin'.
863
00:57:43.198 --> 00:57:45.679
Isn't that the whole point?
Come on.
864
00:57:45.723 --> 00:57:46.941
Let's have it.
865
00:57:46.985 --> 00:57:49.640
-About me?
-Oh, oh!
866
00:57:49.683 --> 00:57:52.686
By all means, what, about your
wife that doesn't fuck you?
867
00:57:52.730 --> 00:57:55.428
Yeah, I didn't think
you were listening.
868
00:57:55.472 --> 00:57:58.170
Dude, open marriage,
hot chick on the side.
869
00:57:58.213 --> 00:58:00.694
Why would I not be listening?
870
00:58:00.738 --> 00:58:02.522
OK.
871
00:58:02.566 --> 00:58:05.917
-Why am I still married?
-That's-that's on you, buddy.
872
00:58:05.960 --> 00:58:08.746
-So, what do I do?
-Oh, cut her loose.
873
00:58:08.789 --> 00:58:11.400
-Which one?
-Either, whichever you want.
874
00:58:11.444 --> 00:58:12.880
Oh, or...
875
00:58:12.924 --> 00:58:14.491
Keep fuckin' the hot one
till she stops textin' you back.
876
00:58:14.534 --> 00:58:16.971
That is what I always do.
877
00:58:19.278 --> 00:58:21.236
Thanks.
878
00:58:21.280 --> 00:58:23.630
Oh, I have liquid Vicodin!
879
00:58:23.674 --> 00:58:26.415
My manager
left it here and there's
a House Hunters International
880
00:58:26.459 --> 00:58:27.852
marathon that starts soon,
do you wanna watch it?
881
00:58:27.895 --> 00:58:29.418
-Let's fucking chill, man.
-All right.
882
00:58:29.462 --> 00:58:30.507
-Yes!
-OK.
883
00:58:30.550 --> 00:58:32.117
Where is it? Falsta!
884
00:58:32.160 --> 00:58:34.554
The first option
is a three-bedroom condo
885
00:58:34.598 --> 00:58:36.425
for $800 a month.
886
00:58:36.469 --> 00:58:40.386
I love that it
has a table on the balcony.
887
00:58:40.429 --> 00:58:43.737
That's actually
a steal for Medellín.
888
00:58:43.781 --> 00:58:45.430
Mm.
889
00:59:12.636 --> 00:59:14.202
You only got one ticket.
890
00:59:14.246 --> 00:59:16.596
I think it's better
if you don't come with.
891
00:59:18.293 --> 00:59:19.991
Allison, it's your
father's funeral.
892
00:59:20.340 --> 00:59:22.559
No, it's already a lot,
all of that over there.
893
00:59:22.602 --> 00:59:24.604
Just, you should stay here.
894
00:59:24.648 --> 00:59:26.911
It feels wrong.
895
00:59:26.954 --> 00:59:30.349
I just, I need you
to be here, OK?
896
00:59:30.392 --> 00:59:35.876
And I need all of that
to be over there, OK?
897
00:59:35.920 --> 00:59:37.510
OK.
898
00:59:43.928 --> 00:59:46.583
Do you need, do you have
your passport and everything?
899
00:59:46.626 --> 00:59:48.280
Yeah.
900
00:59:48.323 --> 00:59:50.804
Do you want a snack
for the road?
901
00:59:50.848 --> 00:59:52.632
Can you piss off please,
Elliott?
902
00:59:52.676 --> 00:59:54.329
OK, yeah, yeah, OK.
903
01:00:47.861 --> 01:00:49.471
Thank you, sailor.
904
01:00:49.515 --> 01:00:55.695
Oh, you are welcome... admiral.
905
01:01:08.120 --> 01:01:11.537
Ugh, you know, this couch
is ridiculously comfortable.
906
01:01:11.580 --> 01:01:15.672
Yeah, I can barely sit on it
for more than, like, ten minutes
907
01:01:15.715 --> 01:01:17.935
before I just pass out.
908
01:01:17.978 --> 01:01:19.632
Is it weird
that I find that sexy?
909
01:01:19.676 --> 01:01:22.983
That you find my old man
TV-watching habits attractive?
910
01:01:23.270 --> 01:01:25.420
-Yeah.
-That's perfectly normal.
911
01:01:32.819 --> 01:01:37.345
-I, um,
have to admit something.
-Yes?
912
01:01:37.389 --> 01:01:42.742
There are many, many other
pieces of comfortable furniture
913
01:01:42.786 --> 01:01:44.657
dispersed all
throughout this house.
914
01:01:44.701 --> 01:01:46.267
-Is that so?
-Mm.
915
01:01:46.311 --> 01:01:49.530
I was thinking maybe
I should give you a tour?
916
01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:52.273
Yeah, you hadn't yet,
and I was about to complain.
917
01:01:52.317 --> 01:01:56.451
Mm, that would so annoying.
918
01:01:58.932 --> 01:02:04.546
Maybe, um, maybe we could
start with the particularly...
919
01:02:04.590 --> 01:02:07.724
-comfortable bed
in the bedroom.
-Mm.
920
01:02:09.730 --> 01:02:10.161
Show me.
921
01:02:21.128 --> 01:02:23.609
I should, um...
922
01:02:23.652 --> 01:02:27.744
I should really do something
about... my pants.
923
01:02:38.842 --> 01:02:42.454
I should, uh, also do something
about your pants, too.
924
01:02:42.497 --> 01:02:47.154
Um, do you think maybe we could,
uh, go back to the couch?
925
01:02:48.242 --> 01:02:49.940
The couch?
926
01:02:49.983 --> 01:02:53.160
Yeah, this just feels
a little weird.
927
01:02:54.945 --> 01:02:56.860
It's just my bedroom.
928
01:02:56.903 --> 01:02:58.992
Well, it's not
just your bedroom.
929
01:03:00.820 --> 01:03:02.822
It feels like we're doing
something wrong.
930
01:03:07.871 --> 01:03:10.917
I mean, I think it's OK.
931
01:03:10.961 --> 01:03:17.445
Like... I'm really happy
that you're here
and that you came over and...
932
01:03:21.140 --> 01:03:23.451
This is really nice.
933
01:03:28.935 --> 01:03:31.242
Um, do you think
maybe we could just,
934
01:03:31.285 --> 01:03:33.897
like, sleep for
a little bit or something?
935
01:03:35.637 --> 01:03:37.248
Um...
936
01:03:38.466 --> 01:03:41.643
Yeah.
Yeah, sure, of course, yeah.
937
01:03:41.687 --> 01:03:43.341
OK.
938
01:03:43.384 --> 01:03:45.125
Uh... oh.
939
01:03:48.346 --> 01:03:50.609
Um...
940
01:03:50.652 --> 01:03:54.961
Uh, do you want some, like,
pyjamas or something or...?
941
01:03:55.500 --> 01:03:57.746
I'm-I'm OK, thank you.
942
01:04:06.581 --> 01:04:08.845
-Is that OK?
-Yeah.
943
01:04:32.825 --> 01:04:33.870
Hey.
944
01:04:34.827 --> 01:04:36.568
What're you doin' out here?
945
01:04:36.611 --> 01:04:41.940
I'm sorry, I couldn't sleep,
I didn't wanna wake you.
946
01:04:41.138 --> 01:04:44.100
I remembered what you said
about this couch being
so comfortable.
947
01:04:47.187 --> 01:04:49.146
How come you're
wearing your jacket?
948
01:04:51.170 --> 01:04:52.845
I should go.
949
01:04:52.889 --> 01:04:56.936
No. No, come on,
stay, hang out and...
950
01:04:56.980 --> 01:05:01.201
You know, we'll just, like,
watch a movie and we can talk--
951
01:05:01.245 --> 01:05:03.377
Elliott?
952
01:05:03.421 --> 01:05:06.206
This is supposed to be fun.
953
01:05:07.468 --> 01:05:08.905
This isn't fun.
954
01:05:18.880 --> 01:05:19.393
OK.
955
01:05:31.666 --> 01:05:34.756
Elliott!
956
01:05:34.800 --> 01:05:38.935
Elliott!
957
01:05:38.978 --> 01:05:40.675
Yo, buddy!
958
01:05:40.719 --> 01:05:42.503
Oh, there he is.
959
01:05:42.547 --> 01:05:44.270
Good morning, sunshine.
960
01:05:45.245 --> 01:05:47.160
-It's open.
-Oh.
961
01:05:49.336 --> 01:05:50.816
Oh.
962
01:05:50.859 --> 01:05:54.472
Look, if now's not
a good time, I can...
963
01:05:55.516 --> 01:05:57.562
Come on in, sit down.
964
01:05:57.605 --> 01:05:59.303
He said super-convincingly.
965
01:06:05.480 --> 01:06:06.963
What is wrong with you?
966
01:06:07.600 --> 01:06:08.940
I'm sorry.
967
01:06:10.530 --> 01:06:15.841
Kaley came by yesterday
and totally freaked out.
968
01:06:15.884 --> 01:06:19.801
I can't say I'm surprised.
969
01:06:19.845 --> 01:06:21.673
Your wife leaves
and your first thought is,
970
01:06:21.716 --> 01:06:24.197
"Oh, gee, I can invite
my girlfriend over."
971
01:06:24.241 --> 01:06:26.286
-Classy as fuck.
-She's not my girlfriend.
972
01:06:26.330 --> 01:06:31.291
She's made that
abundantly clear, but,
yes, you are correct.
973
01:06:31.335 --> 01:06:33.293
-I am the asshole.
-I'm just saying.
974
01:06:33.337 --> 01:06:35.382
I don't know if "wife"
is the correct nomenclature
975
01:06:35.426 --> 01:06:39.778
-these days, either.
-She... is... your... wife.
976
01:06:39.821 --> 01:06:41.693
There's no gray area.
977
01:06:41.736 --> 01:06:43.651
If you think that's not
an accurate label,
978
01:06:43.695 --> 01:06:45.880
get a fucking divorce.
979
01:07:26.850 --> 01:07:27.782
Come in, whatever.
980
01:07:32.700 --> 01:07:34.528
You know,
you could've just texted.
981
01:07:34.572 --> 01:07:37.444
I seriously
wouldn't have minded.
982
01:07:37.488 --> 01:07:39.185
Breakup via text, I mean--
983
01:07:39.229 --> 01:07:41.187
See, you think
we're breaking up,
984
01:07:41.231 --> 01:07:44.625
which means you think
we're dating, but we're not.
985
01:07:44.669 --> 01:07:46.497
We're just fucking.
986
01:07:49.650 --> 01:07:50.805
Ouch.
987
01:07:50.849 --> 01:07:53.373
I don't even know why
we're having this conversation.
988
01:07:53.417 --> 01:07:57.160
I mean, why couldn't you
let it just, you know, end?
989
01:07:57.203 --> 01:07:59.423
You know, that had that
whole thing about not fucking
990
01:07:59.466 --> 01:08:03.209
on the second date,
and you called it a date.
You said it was a date.
991
01:08:03.253 --> 01:08:06.473
Yeah, it just sounds
more clever that way, OK?
992
01:08:07.692 --> 01:08:11.783
If I wanted a boyfriend,
which I don't,
993
01:08:11.826 --> 01:08:16.266
I wouldn't go for the depressed,
unemployed, married guy.
994
01:08:20.357 --> 01:08:24.665
-What if I wasn't married?
-Oh, fuck off.
995
01:08:26.537 --> 01:08:29.844
We could've been
amazing together.
996
01:08:34.327 --> 01:08:35.937
But I'm a coward.
997
01:08:38.157 --> 01:08:39.985
-I get it.
-No.
998
01:08:40.280 --> 01:08:42.740
No, you really don't.
999
01:08:43.815 --> 01:08:45.556
This isn't your lifeboat, El.
1000
01:08:46.774 --> 01:08:48.994
This is my life.
1001
01:08:50.820 --> 01:08:52.840
Now walk the fuck away.
1002
01:08:55.827 --> 01:08:57.481
I am so sorry.
1003
01:08:57.524 --> 01:09:00.397
You really need to stop
apologizing all the time.
1004
01:09:00.440 --> 01:09:04.531
-Sorry.
-Jesus fucking Christ.
1005
01:09:14.889 --> 01:09:17.370
But, really,
what if I wasn't married?
1006
01:09:17.414 --> 01:09:18.893
OK, um...
1007
01:09:20.591 --> 01:09:23.811
You're always going to be
married, one way or another.
1008
01:09:23.855 --> 01:09:25.335
What does that mean?
1009
01:09:25.378 --> 01:09:27.119
It means that even if
you weren't married,
1010
01:09:27.163 --> 01:09:30.340
all you would be trying
to do is wife my shit up.
1011
01:09:30.383 --> 01:09:33.810
I mean, you're already
doing it anyway.
1012
01:09:36.824 --> 01:09:38.174
Hm.
1013
01:10:13.426 --> 01:10:15.733
It's not irony...
1014
01:10:15.776 --> 01:10:17.474
Mr. Bird Alarm.
1015
01:10:18.562 --> 01:10:22.827
Irony is this feeling of
1016
01:10:22.870 --> 01:10:26.483
having never been so alone
and then wanting nothing more
1017
01:10:26.526 --> 01:10:30.530
than to share that with somebody
because it seems so fucking
1018
01:10:30.574 --> 01:10:33.490
imperative and raw.
1019
01:10:33.533 --> 01:10:34.882
And then you realize, oh crap,
1020
01:10:34.926 --> 01:10:37.580
there's absolutely
nobody to tell,
1021
01:10:37.102 --> 01:10:43.848
there's no one to share
this incredible sense
of solitude... to.
1022
01:10:43.891 --> 01:10:47.286
That is irony.
Mm.
1023
01:10:54.337 --> 01:10:57.340
You're singin' the wrong song.
1024
01:10:57.383 --> 01:10:58.645
Oh, no.
1025
01:11:15.271 --> 01:11:16.359
Hello.
1026
01:11:16.402 --> 01:11:18.560
What the shit, man?
1027
01:11:18.990 --> 01:11:21.581
-Hey, Colton.
-What the shit is this?
1028
01:11:21.625 --> 01:11:25.890
I got my publicist bitchin' at me for goin' behind her back
1029
01:11:25.933 --> 01:11:30.240
and doin' some stupid blog
and she sends me a link to this
1030
01:11:30.680 --> 01:11:34.280
trashy movie site that
I've never even heard of.
1031
01:11:34.720 --> 01:11:35.421
What is this?
1032
01:11:35.465 --> 01:11:38.381
Yeah, you know,
the thing about that, man--
1033
01:11:38.424 --> 01:11:40.861
It's not Vanity Fair,
this is not Vanity Fair.
1034
01:11:40.905 --> 01:11:43.690
What happened to Vanity Fair?
1035
01:11:43.734 --> 01:11:46.650
-Hey, Colton, can you hold on
for one second?
-Yeah, what?
1036
01:11:46.693 --> 01:11:48.347
Wait, no, but can you
just hold on for one second?
1037
01:11:48.391 --> 01:11:50.440
I'm sorry, dude, just hold on.
1038
01:11:51.872 --> 01:11:53.352
Hello?
1039
01:11:53.396 --> 01:11:55.490
Oh, you...
1040
01:11:55.930 --> 01:11:57.510
Fuck!
1041
01:12:40.486 --> 01:12:41.661
Hey, pudding.
1042
01:12:41.705 --> 01:12:42.923
Hey.
1043
01:12:42.967 --> 01:12:45.560
Hey, you're back.
1044
01:12:45.990 --> 01:12:46.144
I'm back.
1045
01:12:51.497 --> 01:12:54.282
-So, um, I've been thinking--
-And so have I.
1046
01:12:55.501 --> 01:12:56.981
OK?
1047
01:12:57.240 --> 01:13:01.594
I thought a lot while
I was there on the plane.
1048
01:13:01.638 --> 01:13:04.336
I just, I sat and thought.
1049
01:13:04.380 --> 01:13:06.207
A lot.
1050
01:13:06.251 --> 01:13:08.471
And I know that we've
been having troubles.
1051
01:13:08.514 --> 01:13:10.386
I know things have been hard.
1052
01:13:10.429 --> 01:13:13.824
-Eh--
-No, no, I know that
you haven't been happy.
1053
01:13:13.867 --> 01:13:18.176
But my dad,
he had no one in the end.
1054
01:13:18.219 --> 01:13:19.743
No one.
1055
01:13:20.744 --> 01:13:23.940
I thought,
I don't want that.
1056
01:13:24.487 --> 01:13:27.751
It made me realize
how much I cherish this.
1057
01:13:27.794 --> 01:13:29.796
How much I need it.
1058
01:13:29.840 --> 01:13:31.798
I don't want to lose it.
1059
01:13:31.842 --> 01:13:33.583
I know
it's weird and different,
1060
01:13:33.626 --> 01:13:38.370
and not like how
you imagined, but I love you.
1061
01:13:38.414 --> 01:13:40.459
I love us.
1062
01:13:40.503 --> 01:13:44.637
And this relationship
only needs to make sense to us.
1063
01:13:44.681 --> 01:13:47.118
We just need
to figure out how.
1064
01:13:47.161 --> 01:13:49.120
Together.
1065
01:13:49.163 --> 01:13:50.643
Can we?
1066
01:13:57.433 --> 01:13:58.825
No...
1067
01:14:00.871 --> 01:14:05.789
No... I don't want this.
1068
01:14:11.664 --> 01:14:14.624
I pour my heart out to you
and that's your response?
1069
01:14:15.973 --> 01:14:19.629
Look, I've been... thinking,
1070
01:14:19.672 --> 01:14:21.544
like I said, too, you know?
1071
01:14:21.587 --> 01:14:24.590
And maybe it's also
the thing with your dad,
1072
01:14:24.634 --> 01:14:28.551
but, you know, or everything
that's been happening,
1073
01:14:28.594 --> 01:14:35.558
and, I don't know,
I just, I realized
that I don't want this.
1074
01:14:36.733 --> 01:14:39.387
Like, deep down want.
1075
01:14:41.912 --> 01:14:44.480
-And life is too short--
-You met someone, didn't you?
1076
01:14:44.523 --> 01:14:47.265
Don't you think I haven't
had flings like that,
1077
01:14:47.308 --> 01:14:50.703
just fallen hard for someone
else, but I let them go for you,
1078
01:14:50.747 --> 01:14:52.531
because I married you.
1079
01:14:52.575 --> 01:14:55.752
-Yeah, but why?
-Just because!
1080
01:15:00.147 --> 01:15:02.759
No, you can't go,
I won't let you.
1081
01:15:02.802 --> 01:15:04.587
-You won't let me?
-No, fuck you.
1082
01:15:04.630 --> 01:15:05.979
I say we're not breaking up.
1083
01:15:06.230 --> 01:15:08.199
I say that's
fucking preposterous.
1084
01:15:08.242 --> 01:15:10.854
Well, fuck you.
I'm not going to let you be
my whole bloody life,
1085
01:15:10.897 --> 01:15:13.639
just because you want
to obliterate yours.
1086
01:15:13.683 --> 01:15:16.250
Grow the fuck up!
1087
01:15:16.294 --> 01:15:18.949
That's what I'm trying to do!
1088
01:15:35.618 --> 01:15:38.621
Fuck.
1089
01:16:01.469 --> 01:16:04.298
Remind me to change
my gate code.
1090
01:16:11.440 --> 01:16:15.266
You don't really
work for Vanity Fair,
1091
01:16:15.309 --> 01:16:17.311
-do ya?
-No.
1092
01:16:17.355 --> 01:16:18.791
You know what
I'm startin' to think?
1093
01:16:20.530 --> 01:16:21.968
I'm startin' to think
you never did.
1094
01:16:22.120 --> 01:16:23.560
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1095
01:16:23.100 --> 01:16:24.362
-No.
-No.
1096
01:16:25.537 --> 01:16:27.147
Look, I'll have
the post taken down.
1097
01:16:27.191 --> 01:16:28.453
Yeah, fucking do that, then.
1098
01:16:30.194 --> 01:16:31.587
I just need some money?
1099
01:16:33.371 --> 01:16:36.243
How much money?
1100
01:16:36.287 --> 01:16:38.332
How much does it take
to get a divorce?
1101
01:16:40.639 --> 01:16:42.859
Look, we can it a loan,
you know?
1102
01:16:42.902 --> 01:16:45.122
I mean, I'll get you back and then
1103
01:16:45.165 --> 01:16:47.167
you'll never hear
from me ever again.
1104
01:19:36.336 --> 01:19:37.990
♪ You watched me grow
1105
01:19:38.340 --> 01:19:42.821
♪ Now watch me
fall from grace ♪
1106
01:19:42.865 --> 01:19:46.433
♪ I can't stand the look on
1107
01:19:46.477 --> 01:19:50.742
♪ Your innocent face
1108
01:19:50.786 --> 01:19:53.919
♪ All I hope
1109
01:19:53.963 --> 01:19:57.227
♪ Is that you're proud
1110
01:19:57.270 --> 01:20:01.361
♪ Of the person I am now
1111
01:20:01.405 --> 01:20:05.713
♪ The way I turned out
1112
01:20:15.811 --> 01:20:19.292
♪ Me and my
1113
01:20:19.336 --> 01:20:21.773
♪ Reality
1114
01:20:27.692 --> 01:20:33.890
♪ You and your
1115
01:20:33.132 --> 01:20:36.266
♪ Fantasy
1116
01:20:38.921 --> 01:20:41.706
♪ Livin' without me
1117
01:21:24.488 --> 01:21:29.406
♪ At the edge
of the green still lake ♪
1118
01:21:29.449 --> 01:21:36.500
♪ I spied your face
below the waves ♪
1119
01:21:37.544 --> 01:21:42.854
♪ Pale hands hangin'
miles and miles from ♪
1120
01:21:42.898 --> 01:21:47.424
♪ The nearest bed river flow
1121
01:22:03.309 --> 01:22:10.229
♪ Don't let the smoke
get in your eyes ♪
1122
01:22:11.535 --> 01:22:16.192
♪ Your eyes
1123
01:22:16.235 --> 01:22:19.499
♪ Your eyes are closed
1124
01:22:19.543 --> 01:22:24.156
♪ But still you see it
1125
01:22:24.200 --> 01:22:29.118
♪ Oh, you see it
1126
01:22:29.161 --> 01:22:32.425
♪ Your heart still beats
1127
01:22:32.469 --> 01:22:36.864
♪ And so you feel it
1128
01:22:36.908 --> 01:22:39.998
♪ Oh, you feel it
1129
01:22:55.100 --> 01:23:00.453
♪ They watched as
the love fell back ♪
1130
01:23:00.497 --> 01:23:05.806
♪ Retreating to the cold
1131
01:23:07.895 --> 01:23:13.379
♪ Different lips
and on-the-sides ♪
1132
01:23:13.423 --> 01:23:18.732
♪ The truths you never saw
1133
01:23:20.821 --> 01:23:25.739
♪ Careful,
mind as you walk along ♪
1134
01:23:25.783 --> 01:23:31.490
♪ The edge of all you feel
1135
01:23:33.834 --> 01:23:39.579
♪ City lights can't eliminate
1136
01:23:39.623 --> 01:23:45.890
♪ All that you call different
84713
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