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How come you always
give me this kind of duty?

Because I'm your
commanding officer.

When I signed on
to seaquest,

I thought it was going
to be about science,
not entertainment.

When it's not
about science, it can
be very entertaining.

Besides you come
from a show biz family.

My father was
a television repairman.

Besides,
the u.S.O. Show--

seaquest
isn't a tour bus.

I'm not a tour guide.

Why doesn't
she take a plane?

Miss toenin
believes the airspace

is the sovereign domain
of birds.

She's an environmentalist.

She's a nut. Last year
she married a tree.

You get to do stuff
like that when you're
a big rock star.

Ever hear her music--
that cutesy, new agey,
i'm-your-buddy thing?

Comes
with a warning from
the surgeon general.

The troops stationed
on solitaire island
deserve a little r and r.

They're surrounded
by white sand
and palm trees.

Give it up.

You might even like her.
She's cute.

Yeah.

Fat chance.

I'm a meat-eater.

Solitaire's weight
should be consistent
with our projections,

given the traditional
mediterranean land masses,

but I've been
running the numbers.

I still haven't gotten
a figure that makes
any sense yet.

What difference does it make
how much an island weighs?

Doesn't that kind of
fall under the category

of how many strippers can
dance on a barroom table?

That's angels on the head
of a pin, Tony.

Actually, solitaire
is not an island, Tony,

it's a mountain.

It's one of the tallest
in the world.

Next to mount Everest,
it'd be twice the size.

That's high, right?

Yeah.

But why weigh it?

Because it's sinking--

3 meters
every hundred years.

The land mass is too heavy

to be supported by
the earth's superstructure.

The region's becoming
seismically unstable.

In about a million years,
it'll all be underwater.

There goes
the real estate market.

Hey, guys, come on.

[Chomping on gum]

The universe
is expanding, too.

One day...

Bang!

It'll break apart.

The big bye-bye.

Our planet host,
cosmic toast.

What's the point
of living, right?

Life is senseless,
a fool's folly,

a moment's sunlight
fading on the grass,

a biological coincidence

failing in some
distant future dawn.

I tried using that one

to get out of doing
my science homework.

No one bought it
back then, either.

Tony, could you go lie down
or something?

So, O'Neill, what are
we going to do about it?

Oh, well, seaquest
is going to core
through the mountain

like an apple.

We'll start digging
at the base.

We'll laser-scrub
the interior,

lighten it up.

I thought it was going
to be something hard,

like spelling.

Relax.

It'll take at least
a hundred years.

Seaquest's job is to
start the first step.

Seaquest, this is
u.B.O. V.I.P.
Shuttle 2.

We're
at approach speed.

Request clearance
for final docking.

Affirmative, shuttle 2.

You're cleared
to docking bay 3.

V.i.p. Shuttle 2
has arrived.

Docking bay 3.

V.i.p. Shuttle 2
has arrived.

Docking bay 3.

Miss toenin?

Sarah. Hi.

Hi.

Uh, sensor chief Ortiz.

Don't tell me I have
to call you sensor.

No.

Miguel, Mike, tease.

Whatever.

Where's the rest
of your entourage?

This is it.

Thanks for giving me
a lift, though.

Here. Let me get that.

I've got it. Thanks.

Uh, you know...

I've recently become
a very big fan of yours.

Oh, that's nice. Thank you.

I really love
that one song you do.

The one they're
playing now.

Which one is it?

Power love.

No.

The one with the guitar
in the middle.

Ah, keeper of the flame?

You know...

The one about the people

who don't know
each other

but fall in love anyway?

Sleepless nights.

Yeah, that's it.

It's not my song.

Nice try, though.

Hey, took a shot.

I'm still not getting
a weight estimate

consistent with the data.

Did you try rotating
the composites?

Yeah.

This can't be right.

What?

You see these figures?

Yeah?

They support
that it's hollow.

The island?

It's a mountain, homer.

Lucas, this data
doesn't suggest
it's volcanic.

No, just that
it's manmade.

It's got
a predictable geometry.

The computer's been
extrapolating the form.

It looks like a pyramid.

You mean, like in Egypt?

Yeah.

Encrusted
with millions of years
of soil and rock,

but that's what
it appears to be.

Is that good?

It depends
on who built it.

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A pyramid?

Well, yeah.

Sort of.

I mean, that's
what it looks like.

That is it's
mathematical shape.

This thing is the size
of Manhattan.

That's a little
preposterous.

It's very preposterous...

And it's the size of Ohio.

Yes, and the sun

is pulled across
the sky by a chariot,

and Lee Harvey oswald
acted alone.

O.k., look, we don't know
if it's manmade exactly,

but it's mathematical values
are correct.

You don't find that
in nature.

The pyramid is perfect,
captain.

I ran the measurements
on my computer.

They come close
to infinity.

Perfect math?

In theory, yeah,

but we don't have
the capabilities yet,

so I can only speculate.

How old
do you think it is?

Old.

I've been trying
to carbon-date
our lab samples,

but the data keeps
coming up goose eggs.

If I had to put
a date on it,

I'd say that
it predates time.

Yeah.

The first thing
before the very beginning

of the very first thing.

I got the concept,
lieutenant.

I see.

¶ To ease her grief
with comfort ¶

¶ to say ¶

¶ something ¶

¶ To turn her hurt
and pain away ¶¶

[knocking on door]

Come on in!

Hi.

Hi.

I thought
you might be hungry.

Thank you.

Just let me finish this,
o.K.?

I'll leave.

No, stay, please.

¶ His heart ¶

¶ being moved ¶

¶ by his great love
most deeply ¶

¶ and still the gods ¶

¶ give orders ¶

¶ he obeys them ¶

¶ he goes back ¶

¶ to his fleet ¶¶

that was beautiful.

Thank you.

It's a little new yet,

but we'll see.

No, I mean it. It was.

Did you just write that,
like, just now?

Sort of.

Yeah.

Sometimes they just
kind of come out,

but this one,

god knows where
it's coming from.

It feels really old.

Like Pearl jam.

Almost ancient.

But I feel as if
I have to write it.

Like it's the reason
I'm taking seaquest
to solitaire

instead of a plane.

I thought you didn't fly
because of the birds.

I don't fly because
it makes me throw up.

You, um, you're not
really a fan, are you?

What,
are you kidding? Huge.

Actually,
I'm a bit of a banger.

Like, if your ears
aren't bleeding,

it isn't music.

But I think it's really
nice what you're doing,

performing for the troops
and all.

Well, it'd be nicer
if we didn't need them,

but until then,
someone has to sing
for the soldiers.

Yeah.

You know...

If anyone wants
to hear me rehearse,

that's fine with me.

I enjoy playing
in front of people.

I'll spread it around.

Thanks.

Did you really marry a tree?

No. It was just
a one-night stand.

I don't know what
the big deal is.

I mean,
Sarah toenin, please.

Well, maybe
Nora pinnefrin

was already taken.

The media gets ahold
of some kid,

hands him a guitar,

gives him some name
cooler than cool ever was,

and we're supposed to think

she has all the answers
to life.

She's not even that pretty,

and I think she's older
than she says.

23? No way.

Don't sugarcoat it
for me.

Tell me how
you really feel.

Do you like her music?

Yeah, I do.

Why?

It comes from the heart.

I think it's honest.

It comes from a team
of songwriters somewhere

who write exactly the stuff
everyone wants to listen to.

And then they say
she wrote it.

It's all colored lights
and hype.

What's up with you?

What?

You're not like this.

You've done nothing
but trash her

since you heard
she was coming aboard.

I'm just not a fan.

I think you're jealous.

Come on.

I do.

Hardly.

Then stop
pounding on her, o.K.?

Maybe it's about god,
captain.

You don't mean
the old bearded guy

with the big golden book?

How else could
one explain such
a phenomenon?

A pyramid that size,

apparently ageless...

It's incomprehensible.

Well, I usually like
to save the god answer

for the last resort.

We all believe in him.

I mean,
in our own way perhaps,

but we do.

And even if
we are scientists,

an argument can be made

that science is god.

Or god is science.

I've never asked
you this before,

but are you religious?

Well, in that I have faith,

you could say so, yes.

[Chuckles]

I always find it amusing

that there are such
specific differences--

the same god
wearing so many hats,

a thousand religions
confusing the same man.

Which religion are you,
Nathan?

My own, I guess.

I believe in, uh...

Unity and purpose
in the cosmos.

And on occasion,
I call that god.

Seismic activity is rising

in the southwest quadrant.

Region is unusually unstable
given pre-existing data.

Seismic indicators
have increased 347%.

Looks like we've got
an undersea earthquake
on our hands.

[Guitar playing]

¶ To ease her grief
with comfort ¶

¶ to say ¶

¶ something ¶

¶ to turn her hurt
and pain away ¶

¶ sighs often ¶

is this lady great
or what?

If you like that cutesy,
love-me kind of thing.

I'm just listening
to it from a different
perspective now.

I didn't know
that perspective
had ears.

The lady's a genius.

With great legs.

Everybody's got to
stand on something, Tim.

Sit, sit.

¶ He obeys them ¶

¶ he goes back ¶

¶ to his fleet ¶

¶ to his fleet ¶¶

is this the part
where we clap?

I hope so.

I'm falling asleep here.

[Whistles]

Thank you.

Come on, lady!
Rock the house!

[Rattling]

[Speaking ancient Greek]

I haven't heard this one.

What album is it off of?

You don't want to know.

No.

No. No, please.

I don't want to go.

No, I don't want to. No.

It's o.K.

It's o.K.

You're fine.

What happened?

You fainted.

I did?

I never faint.

Well, you did,
right in the middle
of your performance.

What language was that?

The words you
were chanting was
in another language.

It sounded almost
like a man's voice.

Is it new?

But I only sing
with my voice.

Well, then you have
a hell of a baritone.

I think you're suffering
from exhaustion.

How's your diet?

It's awful.

Don't start.

Roots and berries.

What she needs is
a cattle Fanny sandwich.

How you feeling?

A little spooky,
but I'll be o.K.

You two know each other?

Yeah. I'm running
for president of
Sarah's fan club.

Love the singer,
hate the song.

You scared
the bananas
out of piccolo.

He was waiting for
your head to spin.

I'm a banger.
I loved it.

Let's not get
carried away here, guys.

I mean, she's a rock star.

They stay up all night.

They Pierce themselves
with safety pins.

They get tattoos.

They trash hotel rooms.

I mean,
the lady fainted.

Big deal.

Maybe, but that weird voice
spewing out that language,

it sounded like the devil.

One of those rock guys

used to bite chicken's
heads off on stage.

I recognize
the language.

The translation
is "buy my album.
Send me money."

It's
obviously Greek,

but the language
is ancient.

It's over a thousand
years old.

It's the language
of the Greek myths--
Apollo's tongue...

If you believe
in Apollo.

Do you?

I'm catholic.

I believe
in anything that
makes me nervous.

What was she saying?

Well, uh...

O.k.

"That is that has been

"and all
that is about to be.

"Knows all by the god
Neptune's grace,

"whose herd of monsters
and hideous seals,

he pastures
in meadows submarine."

That's it?

It's all I could get.

What do you think
it means?

I'm not sure.

Maybe we have to play it
backwards.

Bands
do backward masking
all the time,

sing a bunch
of satanic stuff

to freak out
everybody's parents.

Neptune isn't about Satan.

He was the Greek god
of the sea.

Neptune predates the devil
in christianity.

He also invented the horse.

He invented the horse?

Hey, I didn't write it.

I just read it
in high school.

He's also the god
of earthquakes.

He'd stick his triad in
the ground and shake it.

Let's hope he doesn't
flush the toilet.

I've been monitoring
the solitaire.

The seismic activity
is increasing.

Guys, come on,
a lady fainted.

Or she was channeling...

Communicating to us
from somewhere far beyond.

Far beyond what?

I don't know. Time?

Space? Another dimension?

What's next?
The headless horseman?

There have been
many instances
of channeling

that people
can't disprove.

I remember seeing a guy

who claimed
he could communicate

with Abraham Lincoln's wife.

Really?

How did she
enjoy the play?

You know, people
have been wondering
that for years.

[Humming]

[Horse neighing]

Hello, horsy.

[Horse neighing]

[Banging]

Lucas.

You awake?

No.

Well, get up.

Why?

Because I want
to tell you a story
about somebody

knocking at your door.

[Bang bang]

Since when is it
my door?

Since, technically,

I'm still a guest here.

Yeah, and like fish,

they start to smell
after three days.

I should've stayed
in the brig.

At least there
you can get some sleep

and nobody insults you.

What?

Were you sleeping?

Yeah.

It's an odd habit
I had since birth.

Dagwood saw a horse.

That's good,
dagwood.

Thank you.

It was running
in the hallway,

a white one.

When did seaquest
get a horse?

Seaquest doesn't
have a horse.

We have a dolphin.

But not a horse.

A horse is a horse.

Of course, of course.

It was running
down the hallway?

Very fast.

Did it have a jockey?

Maybe I want
to put down a bet.

Look, dagwood,
go to sleep.

There aren't any
horses on seaquest,

at least not
a whole one.

[Horse neighs]

I think that was it again.

[Whinnies]

Aah! Aah!

Are you o.K.?

What happened?

There was a horse
in my room.

I bet it was
a big white one.

And I had snakes
growing out of my head.

You had what?

Snakes.

Out of your head?

Yeah.

Did it hurt?

No.

It felt like I was dead.

What's this?

Next time...

You open the door.

[Beeping]

Warning--code 1.

Vital signs have fallen
below acceptable limits.

Double stat alert
in med bay 12.

Blood pressure
50 over 10.

Pulse is still
at less than 20.

She's been
like this too long.

I think
we're losing her.

[Smith]
Or she's in some kind
of stasis.

[Speaking ancient Greek]

[Speaking ancient Greek]

Oh, man.
I hate this part.

That's it, Sarah.
Hang on.

What the hell
happened?

I think Sarah was dead.

Dead?

Yeah.

[Henderson]
That's unbelievable.

Yeah, but now she's not.

Her stats are normal.

Thank god.

I'm glad.

Are you?

Wendy, of course.

So I'm not nuts
about this lady's
music,

but I am human.

You said you had snakes
growing out of your head.

I had a nightmare.
Big deal.

And the horse?

It was
a big nightmare.

Look,
I want to go.

I feel fine.

You sure?

Yeah.

Ortiz, would you walk her
back to her quarters?

Sure.

I'd like that.
Thanks.

Well...

Particle breakdown
is pretty standard.

It's marble.

I'm searching for a type,
a quarry location,

but it appears to be your
basic pulverized marble.

[Bridger]
That was the horse.

It could have been
a hallucination.

That bug seems to be
going around on seaquest.

The horse maybe,
but where'd the marble
come from?

That's
a pretty common stone.

Not this one.

This type of marble,
sculptures use for statues.

Exactly. That's
what I meant by common.

In ancient Greece. According
to my initial readout,

it was mined from a quarry

26 miles south of Athens
1,000 years ago.

Marathon.

Yeah. 26 miles, 385 yards.

A messenger
named phiedippides
ran that distance

with the news
that the Greek army

was victorious
over the persians.

That was the first marathon.

It was the beginning
of the Olympics.

So the Greeks
were responsible
for more than democracy,

but the freeze-dried horse?

Why don't we add water
and follow it to the barn?

Skepticism
can be a tool.

Don't hide
behind it.

This one's
got me scared.

Take w.S.K.R.S.
Down to 25,000.

W.s.k.r.s. Status?

At 5,000...

At 10.

All right. Piccolo...

Ahead full.

Take seaquest
to the base of solitaire.

I want a closer look
at this island.

Aye-aye.

O'Neill, it's a mountain.

I know.

I'm just saying it.

Tony, ahead full.

Uh...why?

Because the captain put
me in charge. That's why.

So do it...Please.

I'm going to do it.

I'm just asking why.

I'm getting seismic readings
that are going
off the chart.

I always hate
when it's a reason
like that.

Going to raise hell
with the u.S.O. Show.

There won't be
a u.S.O. Show.

I wonder
if they give refunds

when the entertainer
gets possessed.

Ladies
and gentlemen,

miss toenin has left
the auditorium...

Permanently.

What does she do
for an encore,

burst into flames?

I wish.

Looks like this island's
just about to break apart.

Warning--seismic indicators

have exceeded
normal limits.

You'd better get
the captain.

So you've really
become a fan, huh?

I guess. I kind
of like her music now.

No, you don't.

O.k., I don't.

But you think
she's pretty.

She's o.K.

She's not that pretty.

Do you think she's
prettier than me?

What do you mean?

Is Sarah, that girl
in the med bay,

prettier than me,
your friend
and crewmate?

I don't know.

She's not.
I'm prettier.

O.k.

I am.

That's fine.
I have no opinion.

Yes, you do.

What is this?
You're both gorgeous.

I can't sleep
because I'm surrounded
by gorgeous women.

Tell me
I'm prettier.

This is getting stupid,
don't you think?

So now I'm stupid.

That's not
what I meant.

Then say it.

What?

That I'm prettier.

O.k.
You're prettier.

Do you want to come in?

No, not really.

Why not?

Because this
conversation's getting
a little strange.

That's
against regulation.

So confine me
to my quarters.

Hey, stop it, o.K.?

I don't want to
kiss you.

Brody, contact solitaire.

They have to evacuate
the entire island
immediately.

Aye-aye, captain.

This is seaquest.

We have an emergency alert.

Evacuate solitaire.

Imminent earthquake.

Repeat--evacuate solitaire.

Earthquake imminent.

[Siren sounds]

All personnel execute
evac plan bravo.

All personnel execute
evac plan bravo.

Run! Run!

Let's get out of here.

Full port rudder.

Full ahead.

Captain, we're
losing ground.

Blast all ballasts.

Ballasts away.

It's no help,
captain.

It's still
drawing us in.

Brace yourselves, people.

This is a very big room.

Very cool.

Personally,
I like my very cool
a little smaller.

What do we do, captain?

I don't know.

I'm going
to say a prayer.

You got one for me?

Sure.

Me, too, Tim.

Any thoughts?

Not a one.

I'm sorry.

I don't know
what came over me.

O'Neill,
can you read
that inscription?

Working on it, sir.

Oh, my god.

What?

It's Sarah.

My god, it is.

Got it, captain.

It's the tomb
of Minerva.

Minerva?

You know, she was
an ancient Greek goddess

in love with Neptune.

Right after Neptune
ravished medusa

in Minerva's temple,

Minerva got revenge
by turning medusa's hair

into a bed of snakes.

Anyone who looked
at medusa after that
turned to stone.

The inscription's
a warning--

keep Minerva's tomb
undisturbed
for eternity.

I think
we can do that.

Let's go.

Put it in reverse
and floor it, right?

Uh-oh.

Too late.

Who is that man?

That's Neptune...

God of the undersea.

I hope he's nice.

I hope
he's not hungry.

[Brody]
What does he want?

He wants me.

It's why I'm here.

He thinks
you're medusa.

Tell him I'm not.

It's why
you were jealous
about Miguel and me.

That part
of you thought
he was Neptune.

Medusa was in love
with him, too.

Neptune?

I'm Cuban.

Why do you think that,
Sarah?

I just know it.

He wants us
to come home.

[Henderson]
I don't want to go.

I don't think
we have a choice.

I think we do.

O'Neill, let's go red alert.

Aye-aye, sir.

[Buzzer sounds]

Commander, battle stations.

Half ahead.

Aye, captain.

Where to?

Right at that tomb.

We can't
take on a god.

I don't think we have to,
but if he wants Minerva,

let's see what happens
if we give her to him.

Fix coordinates, commander.

Coordinates fixed.

Arm first barrage.

Stand by second barrage.

Warheads at maximum.

All engines full ahead.

Fire first barrage.

Fire second barrage.

Now we can get out
of here, right?

Rudders to port.

Engines full ahead.

Captain,
I really think

you should give this
some more thought.

I've given it thought.

A lot more thought.

I'm filing the report,
commander.

What's it
going to say?

On a routine mission,

seaquest encountered
what was obviously
an apparition of Neptune.

You're not really
going to say that,
are you?

Wait a minute.
It's the truth.

In the wrong hands,

the truth can be
like a hammer.

Does my name
have to go on it?

My name's going on it.

What's the problem?

If something
like this goes
on our records,

say in 20 years,
I want to run
for president.

What? The press is
going to make me
look like a lunatic.

I always knew
you wanted to run
for president.

Why can't we say
it was an apparition
of undefined origin?

It was Neptune,
commander.

The guy who
invented the horse.

That's the guy.

Look, don't worry,
Jonathan.

I'll vote for you.

Ha ha ha.

[Guitar playing]

¶ To ease her grief
with comfort ¶

¶ to say ¶

¶ something ¶

¶ to turn her hurt
and pain away ¶

¶ sighs often ¶

she really
is beautiful,
isn't she?

She's o.K.

Thanks, Miguel.

¶ Being moved
by his great love... ¶

hey, you two.

How about watching
the show?

¶ Give orders ¶

¶ he obeys them ¶

¶ he goes back ¶

¶ to his fleet ¶

¶ to his fleet ¶

¶ by night, by day,
the portholes ¶

¶ of darkness ¶

¶ stand open ¶

¶ it is easy
by descending ¶

¶ down to avenues ¶

¶ his heart being moved ¶

¶ by his great love,
most deeply ¶

¶ and still the gods ¶

¶ give orders ¶

¶ he obeys them ¶

¶ he goes back ¶

¶ to his fleet ¶¶

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hi, I'm John Franklin.
These are lionfish,

one of the ocean's beautiful
and deadly inhabitants.

They're members of the
scorpion fish family,

which includes the stone
and toadfish.

All have
one common attribute--

venomous spines.

Although deadly to humans,

these spines are not only
a lifesaver to the lionfish,

but used to corner
and kill smaller fish.

These exotic predators
are native

to shallow indo-pacific
waters,

but are popular
in many saltwater aquariums.

See you on the next
adventure of seaquest.