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You know I'd love to come over
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and take a look at your couch,
Gayle, but I can't tonight
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because I have to help the kids
with homework.
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Yeah, they all have
big tests tomorrow.
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We do?
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Shush, shush. Yeah, on Saturday.
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Saturday test.
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These kids today. I tell ya.
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Uh-oh. The hamburgers
are burning. I got to go.
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- Wh-
- What was that about?
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Yeah. Saturday test?
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Do I look like
I'm in Breakfast Club?
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Eh, Gayle got a new couch
because the old one
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smelled like cat pee 'cause
she let the cats pee on it.
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And the Goodwill
only had a foldout,
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and now she's worried
it's gonna eat her.
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And you're just gonna let
that couch eat your sister, Mom?
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Would you let a couch eat Gene?
I worry you would.
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That's okay.
It's how I want to go.
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She'll be fine.
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Besides, I can't hang out
with Gayle tonight because...
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Oh, here she goes.
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♪ Ginger is coming to stay ♪
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♪ She drives here
from 90 minutes away ♪
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You don't have to sing
your Ginger song.
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- ♪ We gossip a bunch ♪
- Mmm.
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♪ She stays over
and eats some brunch ♪
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- Mm, um...
- ♪ Two hearts beating as one ♪
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- So you're just gonna sing it.
- ♪ Ginger. ♪
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Mom, why don't you just
invite Aunt Gayle over here?
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Well, because I love Gayle,
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but I don't want to add
any other flavors
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- to the Linda-
- Ginger combo.
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It's perfect just the way it is.
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It's like when
Ken's friend Ben shows up
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when we're doing
Krav Maga on the beach.
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He doesn't even know the holds.
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Get out of here, Ben.
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Go back to
your gluten-free bakery.
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Robert, Linda, children.
Hey, Nat.
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- Natalie.
- Hi, Nat.
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Guys, I have
the costumes for tonight,
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for the Limo-vitational.
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The Limo-vi-what?
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The limo relay race
for charity thing
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the kids and I
are helping Nat with.
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Oh, yeah.
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Raising money for people
who can't afford limo rides.
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Oh, actually, it's for
the Children's Hospital.
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Oh, yeah, that's better.
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I can't believe we get to be
in a limo race.
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How fast will we get going, Nat?
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200 miles per hour? 300?
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How much face skin will
I have left when it's over?
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Please say "none."
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Mm, sorry, Louise,
it's not dangerous at all.
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Right. Wink wink.
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I'm winking back at you
because winking is fun,
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but the Limo-vitational
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is more like a very slow
relay race with wacky twists.
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Us drivers have to pick up
three rounds of passengers,
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and in each round
there's a specific challenge.
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And that's where
you guys come in.
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Which brings it back
to the costumes!
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Bob, you'll be
a fancy businessman.
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Is "fancy businessman" code
for "midlevel cocaine dealer?"
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Gene and Louise,
you'll be my old ladies.
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I'm a piggy for wiggies.
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Come to Gene-y,
you wonderful, old hair, you.
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And, Tina, I thought
you'd like to be
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my prom queen.
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Whoa.
Aw.
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My beautiful little Carrie.
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I never finished the movie,
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but she looked gorgeous
in that dress.
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And I bet she had
a great time at the prom.
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Prom...
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- Oh, hello.
- I caught you
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when you slid down
the rainbow slide.
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You did. Let's kiss.
A prom kiss.
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That's an important kind
of kiss.
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I know.
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Mmm.
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Prom-a-lama ding-dong.
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We'll find out the details
of the challenges tonight.
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- Be ready for anything.
- Mm, sounds like a lot of work.
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I'm just gonna be ready
for a few things.
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You guys are
gonna have so much fun.
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I'm almost jealous, but I'm not
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because I get to spend
my whole night with Ginger.
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I even got a blowout
from Gretchen
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for the occasion. Kinda.
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Her hair dryer wasn't working,
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so she just fanned it
with her hand really fast.
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I also fashioned my hair today
because I will have...
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someone special
in the audience tonight.
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Ooh, a new potential
Mrs. Nat on the horizon?
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Well, no. It's just
our second time hanging out,
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but I like her a lot.
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She and her daughter
are gonna be there tonight,
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so I'd sure love to win.
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It'd be really nice to win.
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No pressure on anyone,
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but I'd really love
to win this one.
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Did you hear that, everybody?
Do not mess this up for her!
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Oh, we'll definitely
win this thing.
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And it's not personal.
It's just business.
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Sorry, I was trying
to get into character.
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Uh, I'm not sure
what businessmen say.
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- Not that.
- Okay.
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I got to go drop my lizards off
at the groomer.
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Is that a euphemism?
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See you guys tonight at 7:00
at the Bog Harbor Speedway.
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Yeah, you will.
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Well, I'm gonna go
drop my lizards off
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at the groomer's, too.
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Excuse me.
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Aw, look at my elderly babies.
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Well, this is
quite a spread, Mom.
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Cheese and crackers?
Someone's going all out.
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I like to make it
nice for Ginge.
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I even got us a very
expensive bottle of wine.
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Well, it was expensive
at one time,
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but I got it on sale.
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- Cheese me, please.
- No! That's Ginger's cheese.
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- Just one crack-a-lack?
- Uh-uh.
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Those are the good ones
with herbs in them.
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I think they're herbs.
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Maybe they're seeds.
Mini mushrooms?
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Oh là là.
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Someone's tighty and whitey
and looking all righty.
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Like a gorgeous albino sausage.
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- Uh, thank you.
- How do I look?
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How don't you look.
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Oh, you're beautiful, honey.
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I know this isn't my real prom,
but I still feel excited.
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It's like a preview for a movie
I know I'm gonna love.
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Hey, since I'm pretending to be
a prom teen tonight,
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could I maybe borrow
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the emergency phone
like a real teen?
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And maybe I could text
Jimmy Jr. a little bit?
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I... S-Sure.
I guess that's fine.
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- -I'll-
- I'll go get it.
- Great. I already have it.
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Oh. Okay. Well, we got to go.
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Have fun with Ginger, Lin.
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Well, it's impossible
not to because...
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- ♪ Ginger is com... ♪
- Yup. We got it.
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- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
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Stay out of our rooms.
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Oh, waiting is killing me.
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Oof. No, my armpits
are killing me.
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Come on, you two.
You're coming with me.
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There you go.
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Now, you guys behave
the rest of the night.
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Belchers.
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Welcome to the Limo-vitational,
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the biggest night
in limo racing.
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Also the only night
in limo racing.
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Thanks. It's nice to be
out of the office.
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Sorry, I keep trying
to do business guy talk.
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You do keep trying.
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Okay, don't look now,
but that woman
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right up there in the stands
with the teen daughter is Peggy.
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Okay, so you're all
just looking at Peggy?
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- Yep.
- I'm waggling my fingers at her.
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- Waggle, waggle, waggle, waggle.
- Gene.
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Now, let's win this thing
to impress her
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so she falls in love with me.
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And marries me and has, uh,
children with me,
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and we share lizards together.
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Okay, so the announcer
over there
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will call out each round
and let us know
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what the specific challenge
will be for each passenger.
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You guys want
a hot dog for energy
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before the race starts?
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I made them myself from scratch.
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Yes. A hot dog for a hot Gene.
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Let me just see if Jimmy Jr.
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got any of my very cool texts
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that I sent him
on the drive over here.
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Huh, no response yet.
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Maybe I'll just send one more.
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So, one more fun prom thought.
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If proms were people,
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what kind of dances
would they go to?
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Again, this is Tina. Send.
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Texting from my family's
emergency phone.
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But this is not
an emergency. Send.
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But I would love
to hear back from you.
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But no stress.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Double-hang-loose emoji,
and send.
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Maybe it's good you
don't have your own phone.
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Where are you, Ginger?
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Hurry up and get here before
I drink all the cheap wine
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and have to start drinking
the less cheap wine.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, you.
Are you almost here?
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Want to talk on the phone
until you are?
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Ooh, honk your horn.
I'll see if I can hear ya.
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Oh, no, your car broke down?
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You can still get here
without an engine, right?
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It's mostly downhill.
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No, no, you're right,
safety first.
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That's okay, hon.
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Yeah, we can do it another time.
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Ah, poop.
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♪ Ginger... ♪
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Oof. ♪ ...er. ♪
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Well, what am I
supposed to do now?
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I wanted to drink wine
and talk to my girlfriend.
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Dang it. Well,
I may as well call Gayle
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and make sure her couch
didn't eat her.
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Hey, it's me. How's it going?
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No, Gayle, don't-don't glue
your couch shut.
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All right, limo racers,
we're ready to get started.
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The first challenge is called
"Keep That Coffee Off Me."
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Each driver will have to take
an important businessperson
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to their meeting,
but the twist is,
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your client will be holding
a briefcase in one hand
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and a huge cup of coffee
in the other.
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Get them to the conference
room first
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without staining their
white suit to win the round.
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All right, Bob, here we go!
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We'll never speak
to you again if you lose.
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Have fun!
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- Wow, this coffee is hot.
- Yup.
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If you spill, it's gonna burn
your penis, Bob.
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Get in, get in, get in.
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- I want to win for her love.
- Okay.
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Hey. You know, I'm actually
pretty good at this.
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I guess all those years
in the restaurant
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serving coffee paid off.
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Well, we're still
on the straightaway, Robert.
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We're about to get to the cones,
so look alive back there.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, God.
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Hang in there, penis.
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Hello. Thanks
for letting me come over.
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I swear I heard the couch
making a lip-licking sound.
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So, what happened
to helping the kids
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with their Saturday tests?
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Oh, yeah.
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B-Bob's out with them now
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doing, um, night tutoring
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at the, uh, night library.
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Hey, you want some wine?
247
00:08:27,588 --> 00:08:29,093
Well, maybe half a cup.
248
00:08:29,193 --> 00:08:31,332
- You know I'm trying to cut out liquids.
- Right, right.
249
00:08:31,432 --> 00:08:34,007
I can't believe
you put all this out for me.
250
00:08:34,108 --> 00:08:36,247
Well, uh, you're going
through a lot
251
00:08:36,381 --> 00:08:38,053
with your couch and stuff.
252
00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,426
- Cheers.
- Ow. Why'd you hit my glass?
253
00:08:40,527 --> 00:08:42,900
Gonna sit over here
if you're gonna be weird.
254
00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,506
Do you mind
if I take my shoes off?
255
00:08:44,539 --> 00:08:46,879
I have a foot fungus
up to my ankles,
256
00:08:46,979 --> 00:08:48,183
and it's really itchy.
257
00:08:48,250 --> 00:08:49,888
I'm just gonna rub them
on your rug.
258
00:08:49,955 --> 00:08:51,159
- Oh, oh.
- Nope, nope.
259
00:08:51,225 --> 00:08:52,964
- Oh, that's good.
- Uh, here, eat a cracker.
260
00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:54,903
It's got herbs. It's got herbs.
261
00:08:55,037 --> 00:08:56,307
Ugh, this tastes weird.
262
00:08:56,407 --> 00:08:58,113
- That's the herbs.
- I don't like 'em.
263
00:08:58,180 --> 00:09:01,021
Okay. So, do you know
any good gossip?
264
00:09:01,089 --> 00:09:03,428
Well, I heard there's
a new Toyota Tacoma
265
00:09:03,529 --> 00:09:06,805
coming out with a ton
of manufacturer's rebates.
266
00:09:06,872 --> 00:09:07,975
Wow.
267
00:09:08,076 --> 00:09:10,784
- Ah! Who's here?
- Huh, I don't know.
268
00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:12,021
Hi, Lin.
269
00:09:12,055 --> 00:09:13,358
Gretchen, what are you
doing here?
270
00:09:13,492 --> 00:09:15,164
You left this
at the salon today.
271
00:09:15,231 --> 00:09:17,505
I thought it was drugs,
but I don't feel anything,
272
00:09:17,571 --> 00:09:19,844
so I think it's just
regular food in a bag.
273
00:09:19,911 --> 00:09:21,249
Oh, my travel fudge.
274
00:09:21,382 --> 00:09:23,088
Okay, well, I'm gonna go
see if I can sneak
275
00:09:23,155 --> 00:09:25,094
into the back of that bar
I got banned from.
276
00:09:25,161 --> 00:09:26,598
I'm gonna get really drunk
and win them over.
277
00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:30,076
Actually, Gayle's here
and we're drinking some wine
278
00:09:30,209 --> 00:09:32,282
and she's being very fun.
279
00:09:32,382 --> 00:09:33,953
- You want to come in?
- Sure.
280
00:09:34,088 --> 00:09:35,391
I haven't eaten yet,
so I should at least
281
00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:37,865
have wine in my stomach
before I drink.
282
00:09:37,999 --> 00:09:39,470
Okay, no coffee.
283
00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,777
No coffee there.
Huge pit stains.
284
00:09:41,844 --> 00:09:43,215
Mmm, maybe we don't need to...
285
00:09:43,281 --> 00:09:45,989
I mean, just out of this world
sized sweat marks.
286
00:09:46,056 --> 00:09:47,160
...comment on that.
287
00:09:47,227 --> 00:09:49,734
But otherwise,
the suit is clean.
288
00:09:49,868 --> 00:09:51,774
And the winner of round one is
289
00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:52,910
Nat Kinkle.
290
00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:54,716
Yes!
291
00:09:54,783 --> 00:09:58,025
Hmm, still no reaction
from Jimmy Jr. to my prom texts.
292
00:09:58,092 --> 00:09:59,329
Maybe it's the reception?
293
00:09:59,463 --> 00:10:00,967
I'll just hold the phone up
above my head
294
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,172
and text everything again.
295
00:10:02,272 --> 00:10:04,411
I mean, he's probably
just as obsessed
296
00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,552
about a dance three years
from now as you are, right?
297
00:10:06,618 --> 00:10:08,323
Isn't everybody obsessed
with all the dances
298
00:10:08,423 --> 00:10:09,761
they have coming up
in their lives?
299
00:10:09,828 --> 00:10:11,700
I'm excited about
the touchdown dance I have
300
00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:13,740
in case I get drafted
into the NFL.
301
00:10:13,806 --> 00:10:14,943
It's a little emo.
302
00:10:15,043 --> 00:10:16,515
And now, for round two,
303
00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:18,253
"Flight of the Living Wed."
304
00:10:18,353 --> 00:10:20,192
It's time to take your
two old ladies to the airport
305
00:10:20,259 --> 00:10:22,232
to catch a red-eye flight
306
00:10:22,298 --> 00:10:23,736
to their godson's
destination wedding.
307
00:10:23,836 --> 00:10:27,112
They know the marriage won't
last, but they love a buffet.
308
00:10:27,213 --> 00:10:29,118
Gene, Louise, you're up.
309
00:10:29,219 --> 00:10:30,489
Come on, Doris.
310
00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:32,997
- Let's go be old, I guess.
- I'm Ethel. You're Doris.
311
00:10:33,063 --> 00:10:36,207
And uh-oh, on the way
to the airport there's a...
312
00:10:36,274 --> 00:10:38,781
zombie apocalypse.
313
00:10:38,848 --> 00:10:40,854
Ha-ha! Zombies?
314
00:10:40,921 --> 00:10:42,158
He should've opened with that.
315
00:10:42,258 --> 00:10:44,766
Passengers, you're gonna have to
pop out the moon roof and use
316
00:10:44,866 --> 00:10:47,039
the provided squirt guns
to try to mow down
317
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,443
the most undead Freds.
318
00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,750
Yes, pump,
pump, pump, pump, pump.
319
00:10:53,057 --> 00:10:54,729
Blast them, little Belchers.
320
00:10:55,699 --> 00:10:57,505
I think this is the first time
321
00:10:57,571 --> 00:10:59,176
I've ever felt real joy.
322
00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:00,580
And I'm farting.
323
00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,020
Those hot dogs will do that.
Turning on the fan.
324
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,996
Ooh, that's the fancy stuff.
325
00:11:06,096 --> 00:11:08,068
- Pinot Gimme-o.
- Oh, yeah.
326
00:11:08,170 --> 00:11:09,373
Uh, I was saving it for later,
327
00:11:09,439 --> 00:11:11,179
but I guess we might as well
drink it.
328
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,716
I'll go get you a glass.
329
00:11:12,783 --> 00:11:13,719
Get me a mug.
330
00:11:13,819 --> 00:11:15,525
It holds more and won't break
if I bite on it,
331
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,263
like stupid wine glasses.
332
00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:19,504
Okay, not the night
I was expecting,
333
00:11:19,604 --> 00:11:22,077
and I'm gonna have to deep-clean
Gayle's foot fungus
334
00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:23,516
out of the carpet, but...
335
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,989
♪ Gayle and Gretchen,
kind of fun. ♪
336
00:11:27,059 --> 00:11:28,296
Hello?
337
00:11:28,363 --> 00:11:31,071
Ginger?
They got your car started?
338
00:11:31,171 --> 00:11:32,242
That's great.
339
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:34,214
No, no.
It's-it's never too late.
340
00:11:34,281 --> 00:11:35,752
Okay, hon.
I'll see you in 45 minutes.
341
00:11:35,852 --> 00:11:39,631
So, Ginger is coming,
and Gretchen and Gayle are here.
342
00:11:39,697 --> 00:11:40,533
Maybe that'll be fine.
343
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,640
Can you hurry up with that mug?
344
00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:44,913
And can you bring me
some Vaseline for my feet?
345
00:11:44,979 --> 00:11:47,152
A bunch of the skin
is falling off.
346
00:11:47,253 --> 00:11:48,423
Nope, nope. Can't do it.
347
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,627
♪ I'll just send
these two home ♪
348
00:11:49,694 --> 00:11:51,399
♪ And have Ginger alone. ♪
349
00:11:51,499 --> 00:11:53,203
What?
- Nothing. Coming.
350
00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:55,009
Ooh, that's a big skin flake.
351
00:11:59,389 --> 00:12:00,560
Ooh, ooh, Linda, mug me.
352
00:12:00,694 --> 00:12:02,030
I'm gonna take
some of this fancy wine
353
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,268
and dip a cracker in it.
354
00:12:03,368 --> 00:12:05,709
Oh, well, you're not
gonna believe this,
355
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,948
but that was the wine company
on the phone.
356
00:12:08,048 --> 00:12:11,292
And it turns out that the
pinot grigio has been recalled.
357
00:12:11,392 --> 00:12:13,230
It's, uh...
it's got poison in it.
358
00:12:13,298 --> 00:12:16,006
See? This is why
I'm getting off liquids.
359
00:12:16,072 --> 00:12:17,443
How much poison we talking?
360
00:12:17,511 --> 00:12:19,383
Linda, you know me.
I can have a little poison.
361
00:12:19,449 --> 00:12:21,523
No, no. Let me give you
some of this red.
362
00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:22,760
But just, like, a glass
363
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,464
'cause I bet in like
five to 30 minutes
364
00:12:24,532 --> 00:12:25,935
we'll be ready
to go home, right?
365
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,042
I know I am,
and I'm already home.
366
00:12:28,175 --> 00:12:29,479
Oh, I know what we could do.
367
00:12:29,547 --> 00:12:31,084
Linda, remember
when we were little
368
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,391
and we used to prank-call
places and say,
369
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:34,729
"Is there a John there?
370
00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:38,105
A Big John?
Because we have diarrhea."
371
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,382
Oh, yeah,
we did used to do that.
372
00:12:41,482 --> 00:12:43,421
I forgot. But you
can't do that anymore.
373
00:12:43,488 --> 00:12:45,093
Everyone has caller I. D.
374
00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:46,162
- Womp, womp.
- Uh-uh.
375
00:12:46,229 --> 00:12:47,634
You can just do star-six-seven.
376
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,105
You can call any ex-boyfriend
377
00:12:49,171 --> 00:12:51,546
at any time of day or night,
and they won't know it's you
378
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,284
no matter
how many times you call.
379
00:12:53,351 --> 00:12:54,354
Or that's what I heard.
380
00:12:54,488 --> 00:12:55,692
I'll do the first one.
381
00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:58,265
These three sips of wine
are making me wild.
382
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,837
- Give me the phone.
- Oh, call my gym.
383
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,378
They're open 24 hours,
and they're stupid.
384
00:13:02,445 --> 00:13:04,183
They won't let me sleep
on the treadmill.
385
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,591
Uh, yes, hello. This is Sandra.
386
00:13:06,658 --> 00:13:08,463
Is there a John there?
387
00:13:08,564 --> 00:13:09,634
A Big John?
388
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:13,512
Because I have diarrhea.
389
00:13:13,546 --> 00:13:16,252
- I have dia...
- That's good.
390
00:13:16,286 --> 00:13:18,794
It is pretty funny. Diarrhea.
391
00:13:18,894 --> 00:13:21,570
- Do another. Do another.
- Okay. Maybe one more.
392
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,609
I'll do it. Give me the phone.
Give me the phone.
393
00:13:23,676 --> 00:13:25,748
Go, Louise! Go, Gene!
394
00:13:25,849 --> 00:13:27,855
- I think they're gonna win.
- Oh, uh, yay.
395
00:13:27,955 --> 00:13:30,362
I thought you'd be more into
this zombie apocalypse thing
396
00:13:30,429 --> 00:13:32,870
because of your
not weird zombie thing,
397
00:13:32,936 --> 00:13:34,909
but are you a little bit
too worried about
398
00:13:34,976 --> 00:13:37,015
whether or not Jimmy Jr.
texts you back? Just asking.
399
00:13:37,115 --> 00:13:39,757
- No, I think I'm worrying the right amount.
- Okay.
400
00:13:39,824 --> 00:13:42,498
I-I mean, it's just this dress
got me thinking about prom
401
00:13:42,599 --> 00:13:44,003
and about going with Jimmy Jr.
402
00:13:44,069 --> 00:13:46,711
And I-I was hoping Jimmy Jr.
would be excited about prom.
403
00:13:46,778 --> 00:13:48,449
He was kind of my prom go-to.
404
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:49,787
But if he's
not excited about prom,
405
00:13:49,887 --> 00:13:51,593
then I don't know
who I would go with, and...
406
00:13:51,626 --> 00:13:53,532
and-and-and what if no one
asks me to prom?
407
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:54,769
Oh, well, Tina...
408
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,508
And now for the final round,
409
00:13:56,608 --> 00:13:58,747
it's "Prom in 60 Seconds,"
410
00:13:58,848 --> 00:14:01,154
when your prom queen
finds out the prom king
411
00:14:01,221 --> 00:14:04,497
has stood her up and
she's all alone in your limo.
412
00:14:04,565 --> 00:14:06,269
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no!
413
00:14:06,336 --> 00:14:07,641
All alone? On prom?
414
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:11,820
Prom queens, when I say, "Go,"
you must run down the track
415
00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:13,826
and hide behind the trash can
in your lane,
416
00:14:13,893 --> 00:14:15,732
then wait for your driver
to parallel park
417
00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:18,305
in these tiny spaces
marked off by cones,
418
00:14:18,406 --> 00:14:19,777
collect you and physically
419
00:14:19,844 --> 00:14:22,418
carry you back to the limo
to get you to the prom.
420
00:14:22,552 --> 00:14:24,189
- Uh...
- Oh, boy.
421
00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:25,494
You got this, Tina!
422
00:14:25,595 --> 00:14:27,433
This is it!
This is for all the chips!
423
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,671
Wait, there are chips? Where?
424
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,777
Tina, you okay?
425
00:14:30,843 --> 00:14:34,186
And, prom queens, go, go, go.
426
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:41,274
Tina? Tina, where are you going?
427
00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:42,377
Stop. Tina?
428
00:14:42,478 --> 00:14:43,414
Tina, no.
429
00:14:43,481 --> 00:14:45,086
Tina!
430
00:14:46,122 --> 00:14:49,098
Well, do you have
a Big John or not, Reggie?
431
00:14:50,469 --> 00:14:52,408
No, it's not Linda Belcher. Bye.
432
00:14:55,918 --> 00:14:57,991
Oh, gosh, is that the time?
I lost track.
433
00:14:58,058 --> 00:15:00,164
Uh, w-we should probably
call it a night, huh?
434
00:15:00,264 --> 00:15:01,903
- Really? Already?
- What? No.
435
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,776
I've only had one mug of wine.
436
00:15:03,876 --> 00:15:05,982
I've gone to my fencing class
drunker than this.
437
00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:08,757
Hey, you know,
I-I-I feel like, um,
438
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,161
maybe I'm getting diarrhea.
439
00:15:10,261 --> 00:15:12,769
All that diarrhea talk
shook something up in there.
440
00:15:12,803 --> 00:15:14,206
Oh, I can feel it coming on.
441
00:15:14,273 --> 00:15:16,312
Oh, gosh, it's moving.
I'm running to the bathroom.
442
00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:18,554
So, uh, just let
yourselves out, okay?
443
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:19,790
Just go. Go, go, go.
444
00:15:19,857 --> 00:15:22,297
- Okay. We got it.
- All right, I'm leaving.
445
00:15:24,572 --> 00:15:26,711
Hello? Oh, hi, Ginger.
446
00:15:26,811 --> 00:15:28,751
No, no, I got all the wine
we need, hon.
447
00:15:28,817 --> 00:15:30,388
Okay, I'll see you soon.
448
00:15:30,455 --> 00:15:31,960
Okay.
449
00:15:32,026 --> 00:15:35,369
- Who was that?
- Oh, um, no one.
450
00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:37,811
Was that Ginger, Linda?
451
00:15:37,878 --> 00:15:39,181
Is she coming over here now?
452
00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:41,923
Is that why you were trying
to get us out?
453
00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:44,698
- No.
- Wait, Ginger is coming over?
454
00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:47,439
Yeah. Ginger, her real friend.
455
00:15:47,507 --> 00:15:48,911
The wine, the cheese.
456
00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:51,820
None of this was for me,
was it, Linda?
457
00:15:51,853 --> 00:15:53,759
I don't even know
if you do think
458
00:15:53,826 --> 00:15:55,665
my couch is trying to eat me.
459
00:15:55,765 --> 00:15:57,102
I do, Gayle. I do.
460
00:15:57,202 --> 00:15:58,907
Oh, so that's why
you wouldn't let me
461
00:15:59,007 --> 00:16:00,344
have any of the good wine.
462
00:16:00,444 --> 00:16:02,217
You didn't want me to put it
in my garbage mouth.
463
00:16:02,317 --> 00:16:04,323
- I'm not worthy.
- That's right, Gretel.
464
00:16:04,389 --> 00:16:04,992
Gretchen.
465
00:16:05,092 --> 00:16:07,265
No, wait. That's not it. I...
466
00:16:07,332 --> 00:16:08,904
Why couldn't we
hang out with Ginger?
467
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:10,174
We're not fun enough, Lin?
468
00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:13,049
No, it's just that
Ginger is special.
469
00:16:13,116 --> 00:16:15,289
- Oh.
- Oh, "special Ginger."
470
00:16:15,356 --> 00:16:18,734
La-la-la. We better hurry
so she doesn't see us.
471
00:16:18,801 --> 00:16:21,876
- She'd probably throw up.
- Yeah. We'll get out of the way.
472
00:16:21,943 --> 00:16:25,019
You know, I hope you both
do get diarrhea
473
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:28,697
so you can bond
over how special it is.
474
00:16:28,797 --> 00:16:29,967
No, guys, wait.
475
00:16:30,034 --> 00:16:31,506
Come on, let's go
to my apartment, Gayle.
476
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,979
I have some tequila someone left
in the hallway we can drink.
477
00:16:36,921 --> 00:16:38,225
Oh, my God, what was that?
478
00:16:38,358 --> 00:16:39,997
We both fell down
the stairs a little bit!
479
00:16:40,097 --> 00:16:41,500
Oh, no.
Ow!
480
00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:42,639
What was that?
481
00:16:42,739 --> 00:16:44,443
I opened the door
into Gayle's head!
482
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,479
What do you care?
483
00:16:45,515 --> 00:16:46,818
Are you okay?
You're okay, right?
484
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,388
It hurts a little.
And my feet itch.
485
00:16:48,421 --> 00:16:51,497
Hurts less than how
you just made her feel, Linda!
486
00:16:51,599 --> 00:16:52,536
Yeah.
487
00:16:52,569 --> 00:16:53,504
Ow.
488
00:16:53,605 --> 00:16:54,808
Sorry, sorry. We're leaving.
489
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,279
Aw, nuts.
490
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:01,729
Ugh, I feel awful.
491
00:17:01,863 --> 00:17:02,999
Gayle and Gretchen hate me.
492
00:17:03,066 --> 00:17:04,369
♪ Is it bad ♪
493
00:17:04,436 --> 00:17:07,681
♪ That I was so glad
to see Ginger? ♪
494
00:17:07,781 --> 00:17:09,519
♪ She's my friend ♪
495
00:17:09,587 --> 00:17:13,029
♪ And I wanted to spend
some time on our own ♪
496
00:17:13,129 --> 00:17:15,469
♪ But when my night
failed to set sail ♪
497
00:17:15,538 --> 00:17:18,011
♪ Was I just using
Gretchen and Gayle? ♪
498
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,417
Oof. It's bad again.
I'm disgusting.
499
00:17:20,484 --> 00:17:23,326
♪ I know that Ginger
cares for me ♪
500
00:17:23,393 --> 00:17:25,768
♪ But tonight Gayle
and Gretchen ♪
501
00:17:25,801 --> 00:17:27,171
♪ Were there for me ♪
502
00:17:27,238 --> 00:17:29,947
♪ And we had fun
calling about diarrhea ♪
503
00:17:30,047 --> 00:17:31,719
♪ On the phone. ♪
504
00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:33,089
I got to fix this.
505
00:17:33,189 --> 00:17:34,561
I'm coming, Gretchen and Gayle.
506
00:17:34,628 --> 00:17:37,570
Oh, my face! You stupid door.
507
00:17:37,671 --> 00:17:39,107
Tina? Uh...
508
00:17:39,174 --> 00:17:41,314
A-Are you okay? Can I come in?
509
00:17:41,347 --> 00:17:43,153
Or maybe you could
open the door?
510
00:17:43,253 --> 00:17:44,156
No, thank you.
511
00:17:44,256 --> 00:17:45,359
I can't just leave you
512
00:17:45,426 --> 00:17:47,198
in the speedway bathroom
forever, Tina.
513
00:17:47,265 --> 00:17:49,104
It's fine. I can make it work.
514
00:17:49,171 --> 00:17:51,377
Look, I-I know
you're worried about prom.
515
00:17:51,477 --> 00:17:54,152
In three years from now, but...
Hey, Bob.
516
00:17:54,219 --> 00:17:55,858
What's the status?
How's our girl doing?
517
00:17:55,925 --> 00:17:56,828
She-she's okay.
518
00:17:56,894 --> 00:17:59,101
She's just not coming out
of the bathroom.
519
00:17:59,201 --> 00:18:00,673
Hey, Tina, you know,
520
00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:02,612
I guess you could wind up
without a date.
521
00:18:02,679 --> 00:18:04,752
- I could?
- W-W-Wait, wait, wait.
522
00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:06,122
I-I... you didn't let me finish.
523
00:18:06,222 --> 00:18:08,194
I was gonna say,
"But I really doubt it."
524
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:10,434
If, in three years,
you're still this excited
525
00:18:10,535 --> 00:18:12,306
about the prom,
I'm sure you're gonna go
526
00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:13,945
and you're gonna have
a good time,
527
00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:15,482
with or without a date.
528
00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:17,288
I know you'd rather
go with a date,
529
00:18:17,355 --> 00:18:19,663
and that's probably
what's gonna happen because
530
00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:22,003
you're beautiful
and smart and fun,
531
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:25,045
but if it doesn't happen,
you'll still have a good time
532
00:18:25,079 --> 00:18:28,188
because you'll get a nice dress,
okay, and you'll dance,
533
00:18:28,254 --> 00:18:30,227
and you'll probably drink
a little bit of alcohol,
534
00:18:30,294 --> 00:18:32,400
even though you shouldn't,
and you'll look around
535
00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:34,206
and be like,
"I don't have to see
536
00:18:34,306 --> 00:18:36,345
any of these people ever again
if I don't want to."
537
00:18:36,445 --> 00:18:39,087
You'll have fun because,
Tina, you're fun.
538
00:18:39,187 --> 00:18:40,926
I will? I am?
539
00:18:40,993 --> 00:18:42,966
Yes. Very much.
540
00:18:42,999 --> 00:18:45,239
Okay. I'm gonna come out now.
541
00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:47,111
Sorry, did I ruin the race?
542
00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:49,151
Uh, no. I'm amazing
at parallel parking.
543
00:18:49,217 --> 00:18:51,793
And everyone else isn't, and
they're still trying to do it.
544
00:18:51,893 --> 00:18:54,534
But we should get going now
if we're gonna win this thing.
545
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,674
Okay, what do we do?
Oh, you're picking me up.
546
00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:57,408
Okay, bye, guys.
547
00:18:57,576 --> 00:18:59,347
- Look at her go.
- That's our Tina.
548
00:18:59,414 --> 00:19:02,056
I meant Nat,
but Tina's fine, too.
549
00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:05,701
And the winner is Nat Kinkle.
550
00:19:06,704 --> 00:19:08,441
Yes, we won!
551
00:19:08,509 --> 00:19:10,214
Oh, I have so much
adrenaline right now.
552
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,853
Let's slap each other
in the face.
553
00:19:11,986 --> 00:19:13,022
You want a slap, Dad?
554
00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:14,862
Uh, yeah, I'll take one.
555
00:19:19,207 --> 00:19:22,083
Oh, look, Gayle.
It's Ginger's friend, Linda.
556
00:19:22,149 --> 00:19:23,119
What an honor.
557
00:19:23,186 --> 00:19:24,489
- Can I come in?
- Sure.
558
00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:26,931
- Hi, Gayle.
- Oh, sorry, Linda.
559
00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:28,234
I didn't hear you come in
560
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,407
because we were having
so much fun without you.
561
00:19:30,474 --> 00:19:33,316
Okay, you're both mad at me,
and you should be mad at me.
562
00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:35,455
I was so focused on
my other friend coming over
563
00:19:35,523 --> 00:19:36,761
that I didn't see the friends
564
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,398
that were right in front
of my dumb face.
565
00:19:38,464 --> 00:19:40,940
And I made you feel bad.
And I'm sorry.
566
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:42,376
Gretchen, you're a great friend.
567
00:19:42,476 --> 00:19:44,049
And-and, Gayle,
you're a great sister.
568
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,523
But am I also your friend?
569
00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:48,596
Gayle, what? Yes.
570
00:19:48,697 --> 00:19:49,900
Just 'cause I love Ginger
571
00:19:49,967 --> 00:19:51,470
and I love to spend time
with her alone
572
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,476
doesn't mean you're not
special to me, too.
573
00:19:53,544 --> 00:19:56,118
You and I have something
I'll never have with her.
574
00:19:56,218 --> 00:19:57,388
We're family.
575
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,394
And there's no stronger bond
than family.
576
00:19:59,494 --> 00:20:01,400
Except maybe if someone
gives you a kidney.
577
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,739
Or an eye. Ooh, spooky.
578
00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:05,748
Aw, Linda. I'd take your eye.
That one.
579
00:20:05,814 --> 00:20:07,854
And... I brought the good wine.
580
00:20:07,921 --> 00:20:09,357
Three mugs coming up.
581
00:20:09,457 --> 00:20:11,564
Actually, is it okay
if we do four?
582
00:20:11,665 --> 00:20:13,537
Oh, that must be her.
583
00:20:13,637 --> 00:20:15,677
I left a note for Ginger
to meet us over here.
584
00:20:15,744 --> 00:20:17,683
I want all my girlfriends
together tonight.
585
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,790
I don't mind as long as
she's willing to fence me.
586
00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:22,999
I was just about to fence Gayle,
but I'll fence her instead.
587
00:20:23,066 --> 00:20:25,038
You must be Ginger. Hi, hon.
588
00:20:25,138 --> 00:20:26,609
En garde!
589
00:20:26,676 --> 00:20:27,981
It's still pretty early.
590
00:20:28,047 --> 00:20:30,387
We could drive around
and look for another limo race.
591
00:20:30,454 --> 00:20:33,296
I'm in. Dad?
592
00:20:33,363 --> 00:20:35,035
- Hello?
- Hey, Tina. It's Jimmy Jr.
593
00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:38,679
Uh, I just wanted to say hi
and sorry if I missed prom.
594
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,718
Was it tonight?
I think I didn't pay attention
595
00:20:40,786 --> 00:20:42,223
during announcements
or something.
596
00:20:42,289 --> 00:20:44,429
Oh, no.
It's not for three years.
597
00:20:44,496 --> 00:20:46,402
Oh, okay. That's good.
598
00:20:46,468 --> 00:20:48,676
So, um, I'll call you back then?
599
00:20:48,742 --> 00:20:50,548
- Not if I call you first.
- What?
600
00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:52,521
Oh, never mind.
Uh, good night, Jimmy Jr.
601
00:20:52,621 --> 00:20:53,858
I knew they were good texts.
602
00:20:53,925 --> 00:20:56,198
- What?
- Nothing. I meant to hang up. Bye.
603
00:20:57,770 --> 00:21:00,243
Hey, is that Mom
leaving that bar?
604
00:21:00,377 --> 00:21:01,447
Is she holding a sword?
605
00:21:01,514 --> 00:21:03,386
♪ That red hair ♪
606
00:21:03,486 --> 00:21:04,757
♪ That friendly stare ♪
607
00:21:04,858 --> 00:21:07,198
♪ She makes me feel debonair ♪
608
00:21:07,298 --> 00:21:08,635
♪ It's Ginger ♪
609
00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:10,876
♪ Her empathetic listening ♪
610
00:21:10,976 --> 00:21:13,416
♪ The way
her jewelry's glistening ♪
611
00:21:13,483 --> 00:21:15,355
♪ She's the one I'm miss-ening ♪
612
00:21:15,422 --> 00:21:17,061
♪ Oh, Ginger ♪
613
00:21:17,128 --> 00:21:21,775
♪ When she drives here
from 82 miles away ♪
614
00:21:21,842 --> 00:21:24,149
♪ It's like
- a Ginger-
- Linda holiday ♪
615
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:25,553
- ♪ Ginger-
- Linda holiday ♪
616
00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:27,291
♪ When she walks
down the street ♪
617
00:21:27,391 --> 00:21:29,732
♪ You hear everybody say ♪
618
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:32,273
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
619
00:21:32,339 --> 00:21:33,710
♪ It's Ginger. ♪
620
00:21:33,777 --> 00:21:35,315
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