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Garfield, wake up.
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Good morning, Jon.
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No time for small talk, Garfield.
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It's Christmas morning and
you know what that means.
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Of course, I do.
Christmas means presents.
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Lots and lots of presents.
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First things first, Garfield.
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You can't open presents
on an empty stomach.
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Here are your breakfast lasagnas.
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You may eat your way to the tree.
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Okay, Garfield.
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You wait right here while I get your gift.
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Now that's what I call a Christmas gift.
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It's the gift that
keeps on giving, Garfield.
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Here, let me show you.
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Now watch this.
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This gift-giving machine
can read your mind.
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Whatever you think of, it will give you.
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Observe.
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Neat, huh?
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Let me try that.
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And that's just for starters.
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Now this is what Christmas is all about.
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♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme gimme, gimme ♪
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♪ Just when you think
all your presents ♪
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♪ Are accounted for
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♪ That's the time you
gotta ask for more ♪
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♪ Christmas is my
favorite time of year ♪
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♪ 'Cause that's the time
I get my Christmas cheer ♪
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♪ Come on and gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme ♪
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♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme ♪
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♪ Gonna shake all the goodies
right off the tree ♪
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♪ Come on, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme, yeah ♪
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Things, stuff, gadgets,
toys, greed, avarice.
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I love it.
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Hey, Garfield?
Garfield!
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Wake up.
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Huh?
Oh, it's you.
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Leave your number.
I'll get back to you.
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Hey, Garfield, guess what today is.
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Listen carefully, Jon.
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I don't do pop quizzes
before breakfast, okay?
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Are you ready for this, Garfield?
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It's Christmas Eve morning.
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We're gonna pack up our presents
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and go to the farm for Christmas.
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Won't that be fun?
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You got a real sick sense of humor, Jon.
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You know that, don't you?
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The whole family's gonna be there.
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Dad, Mom and Grandma and Doc Boy.
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And Good Boy and Bad Boy
and Oh Boy and Attaboy...
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Come on, Garfield.
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We have a busy day ahead of us.
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Why is it every Christmas
I get drug outta my warm bed
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just to see some stupid old relatives?
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And why is it I always have
to go to the stupid old farm?
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Why can't they come here
where my warm bed is?
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And why am I whispering?
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We're almost back on the farm now, boys.
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I can almost smell Mom's chestnut dressing
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baking in the oven right now.
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- It's not what I smell.
- There's no doubt about it.
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Christmas is my favorite holiday.
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The air is crisp,
homes are brightly decorated,
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and everybody's walking around
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with big smiles on their faces.
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Yeah, well, almost everybody.
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I think the best part
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is watching the faces of children
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and sharing the memories of
being a child at Christmas.
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I remember when my brother,
Doc Boy, and I were little.
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Oh, brother.
Here we go again.
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♪ Dad would
chop down the tree ♪
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♪ Chores
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♪ Mom would fix up a meal
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♪ Work
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♪ Doc Boy would
get in the way ♪
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♪ Fighting
Big fat hairy deal ♪
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♪ Decorating the tree
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♪ Gardening
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♪ Wiring all of
the lights ♪
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♪ Electrical contracting
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♪ Wrapping boxes
and writing out cards ♪
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♪ Office work
Out of sight ♪
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♪ Then we'd take
those presents ♪
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♪ And pile them
under the tree ♪
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♪ We'd barely get
a wink of sleep ♪
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♪ Wondering what
they could be ♪
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♪ The special gift of
Christmas ♪
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♪ Christmas
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♪ That really make
it great ♪
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♪ It's so great! ♪
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♪ Are the insomnia
and the anxiety ♪
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♪ Kids get from
having to wait ♪
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♪ Can't wait
until Christmas ♪
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♪ There's so much to do ♪
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♪ Can't wait
until Christmas ♪
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♪ Wake me when
it's through ♪
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Now behave yourself
this Christmas, Garfield.
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No problem.
I'll wait in the car.
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Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas, Mom!
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Oh, merry Christmas to you, too, honey.
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Oh, it's so nice to see you.
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Here, let me take those packages.
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Hi, Dad.
Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas, city slicker.
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Doc Boy!
How's my favorite brother?
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Don't call me Doc Boy.
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And you've probably forgotten
I'm your only brother.
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- Oh, right.
- Don't mind me.
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You can visit until your lips
fall off for all I care.
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I'll just sit here in the dark alone
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until you decide to come
over and pay your respects.
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Nobody gives a hoot about
an old woman like me anyway.
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How could I ignore my favorite girl?
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Merry Christmas, Grandma.
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- Oh, merry Christmas, Jon.
- How have you been?
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Oh, I been doing okay, considering.
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What's this, Jon?
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I see you're putting on a little belly.
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Is that city life making you soft?
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Ooh!
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Oh, you're getting soft, boy.
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You need to get more physical.
Take me.
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I do 100 sit-ups every morning.
My belly is hard as a rock.
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Come on.
Hit me right here.
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Give me your best shot.
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Uh, Grandma, you remember
Garfield, don't you?
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Well, I'll be.
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I remember back when all
we had were wood-burning cats.
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Lord, what'll they think of next?
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- Bizarre.
- Isn't this wonderful?
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The whole family is together
again for the holidays.
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Oh, we are going to have
such a splendid Christmas.
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Oh, I'm so happy I could just burst.
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Oh, put a sock in it, dearie.
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Let's go finish dinner.
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I can see Grandma and I
are gonna get along just fine.
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This is what it's all about, right, boys?
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Hard work, brisk weather
and beautiful scenery.
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What scenery?
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I think somebody turned the lights out.
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In fact, I'd go so far as to say things
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can't get must worse than...
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Oh!
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I gotta quit saying that.
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By any chance, you're not thinking
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of putting chili powder
in my sausage gravy,
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are you, Grandma?
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Why, no.
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Heavens to Betsy, child, what
would give you such a notion?
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Just 'cause my chili gravy
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won a Blue Ribbon at the County Fair
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and your gravy didn't even place.
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Who am I to tell you how to make gravy?
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The Green County
Gravy Champion, that's who.
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Hey, Garfield, where's Odie?
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In the barn.
Let's eat.
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Hello? What's this?
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Why, it's sausage gravy.
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Perfect!
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Mm, this smells great.
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Doc Boy, will you say grace, please?
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- Oh, Mom.
- Doc Boy.
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I never know what to...
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Lord, we just wanna tell you
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how grateful we are for this food
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and for letting us all be here
together on Christmas Eve.
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Amen.
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And as surely as the waters of the streams
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and the rivers find the sea,
let each of us find happiness
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and wisdom in this our...
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Thanks, Lord.
Let's eat.
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Hey, Mom, pass the potatoes, please.
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Scalloped, whipped, fried, baked or boiled?
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Mom, you always fix too much food.
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I know, honey, I know.
Now what would you like?
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I can't decide.
Just give me a piece of pie.
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Apple, peach, pumpkin, blueberry,
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cherry or banana cream?
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Mm, attentive service, excellent cuisine.
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However, the decor leaves
something to be desired.
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I give this place two stars.
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You sure are packing the
foodaway tonight, Grandma.
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I'm eating for two now, dear.
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Ah.
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That was a great meal, Mom.
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And you too, Grandma.
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Thank you, Jon.
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Well, it wasn't much, but
I was hoping you'd like it.
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Hey, Garfield, there's plenty of leftovers.
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Would you like something to eat?
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Oh, no, thank you, Jon.
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I've opted to watch my
waistline this holiday season.
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Okay, everybody,
it's time to trim the tree!
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Just listen to 'em, Garfield.
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All jawing at once like
a bunch of banshees.
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Crazy, isn't it?
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Of course, to make it
through this whole life,
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you have to be a little crazy.
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You said it, Grandma.
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Why, just look at me.
I talk to cats.
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Careful, Dad.
Don't hurt yourself.
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Why is it we always put
the stupid star on last?
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Why don't we put the star
on the top of the tree,
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and then put the tree up?
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Well, it just wouldn't be Christmas
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if we put the star on first, honey.
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Hey, Garfield.
Come over here.
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Garfield, I have a very
important job for you.
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It's a dangerous assignment,
but if you succeed,
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you'll be a hero.
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A hero.
I like that.
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I want you to take this star up the tree
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and put it on the top.
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Climbing trees is my life, sir.
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If I'm not back in an hour,
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send a banana cream pie after me.
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This is gonna be a piece of cake.
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Never send a man to do a cat's job.
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Whoever invented Christmas trees
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should be drug out into
the street and shot.
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Is everybody ready?
Here we go!
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Ooh!
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Nice touch.
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Why don't you play for us, Mom?
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♪ Christmas is here,
mistletoe and laughter ♪
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♪ Carols and bells
ringing to the rafters ♪
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♪ Lights on the tree,
candles all aglow ♪
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♪ And all who
pass by say hello ♪
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Why, hello, Garfield.
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How did you know I needed
a kitty in my lap?
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Wild guess.
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Since Grandpa passed on, I've whiled away
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many a lonely hour rocking
and stroking my cats.
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I envy those cats.
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Grandpa was a proud man, a strong man.
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He was a good provider.
We've never had much money
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but we always had plenty
of food on the table.
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And he always made something special for me
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and each of the children at Christmas.
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Men like him didn't feel
like they could show
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much affection outwardly to the children.
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But on Christmas, it was okay.
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He always pretended not to be
excited on Christmas morning.
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But his eyes gave him away.
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I think...
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I think it was his
favorite day of the year.
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Sometimes I wake up in the night
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and I can still feel
his strong arms around me.
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This is the night I miss him most.
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♪ Keep Christmas here
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♪ In your heart
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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it is time for...
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Dad to read us our Christmas story.
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Yeah!
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Which is entitled "Binky,
theClown Who Saved Christmas."
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- Do I have to do this?
- Here's the book, dear.
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Now go over to your favorite chair
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and we'll all listen to you read the story.
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I'm beginning to feel a little silly
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reading this book year after year.
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Oh, but think of the children, dear.
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- Yeah.
- They so look forward to it.
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Right, Dad.
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Yeah, let's see if Binky
savesChristmas again this year.
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Once upon a time,
there was a clown named Binky
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who loved children.
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Every time Binky saw children,
he would say, "Hey, kids."
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Dad, read it with more emotion.
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Yeah, yeah, and why don't
you say it like Binky says it.
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Every time Binky saw children,
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he would say, "Hey, kids!"
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Cut that out.
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And once again, Binky the
Clownsaved Christmas for children
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all over the world.
The end.
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I don't know about you, Jon.
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But for a couple of minutes there,
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I was getting pretty worried.
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- Ooh, me too.
- All right, boys.
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It's time to get ready for bed.
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- All right!
- Yeah.
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Odie?
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Now where did he go?
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♪ You can never find
an elf when you need one ♪
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♪ When you got to get
that toy beneath the tree ♪
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♪ Yeah, when an elf
is what you need ♪
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♪ His energy, his speed
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♪ There never seems
to be one that's free ♪
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♪ Then comes
that magical moment ♪
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♪ So the story goes
on Christmas Eve ♪
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♪ When elves and
other weirdos ♪
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♪ Things are better
than your fantasy ♪
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♪ See, you can never find
an elf when you need one ♪
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♪ And you don't know what
you're gonna do ♪
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♪ But if you believe
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♪ The magic of
Christmas Eve ♪
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♪ Well, then one finds you
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I don't believe it.
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These letters must be 50 years old.
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- Hey, Dad. Psst.
- Hey, Dad. You awake?
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- Dad?
- Dad! You awake?
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Well, I'm awake now.
What do you boys want?
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Is it time to open our presents yet?
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It's 1:30 in the morning.
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No, it's not time to open presents yet!
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It is Christmas morning now, you know.
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Doc Boy has a point there, Dad.
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Any time after midnight is technically
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Christmas morning, you know.
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- Go to bed!
- All right, all right.
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Pleasant dreams, Dad.
It is Christmas morning.
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I know that and you know that.
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Well, what do you boys wanna do first?
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Do you wanna do chores,
do you wanna eat breakfast,
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or do you wanna open presents?
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Presents!
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Oh, Mom and Dad, thank you.
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You're welcome, honey.
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Well, that was a very nice Christmas.
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It's not over yet.
One minute.
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Why, thank you, Garfield.
What's this?
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Oh, my. Oh, my.
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What are they, Grandma?
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Jon, these are love letters
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your Grandpa sent me when we were courting
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a long, long time ago.
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My darlin', if the sea were of
ink and the sky of parchment,
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I couldn't begin to write my love for you.
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When next we meet... oh, my.
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Well, what does he say, Grandma?
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It is inappropriate for a lady
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to talk about her romances, my dear.
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Garfield, I don't know how you managed
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to find these letters.
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I think they are the nicest presents
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I could have received.
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Thank you very, very much.
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Yeah. You might say I
just kind of fell into 'em.
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What is it, Odie?
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Okay, I'm coming.
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Okay, what do you want?
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Ta-da!
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Okay, what is it?
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Ooh!
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Whoa! Let me try that!
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Odie, sometimes you amaze me.
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This is the best present
a cat could ever get.
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Now and then, you're something special.
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Aw.
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All right, you guys.
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Just permit me one sentimental
moment here, will you?
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I have something to say.
Christmas.
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It's not the giving, it's not the getting.
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It's the loving.
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There, I said it.
Now get outta here.
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♪ Let's have a good
old-fashioned Christmas ♪
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♪ Down on the farm
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♪ A little over-eating
never did you any harm ♪
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♪ Let's open up the presents ♪
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♪ Eat a turkey or two
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♪ It's a good old-fashioned
Christmas ♪
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♪ Yodel-a-ehoo
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♪ It's a good old-fashioned
Christmas down on the farm ♪
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♪ Let's stoke up the fire
to keep our tootsies warm ♪
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♪ Let's kick off the rooftop ♪
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♪ And sing a song or two
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♪ Let's do this again
next year ♪
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♪ Yodel-a-ehoo27268
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