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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,755 It gives me great pride 2 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,792 to complete the work of securing our southern border. 3 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:00,660 When this project started, 4 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:04,131 over 11 million people lived here illegally. 5 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:07,234 Well, we've not only got rid of them, 6 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,736 but this beautiful wall 7 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:13,040 will ensure that they can never return. 8 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:15,376 - Yeah! - Yes! 9 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,777 We got 'em. 10 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,847 Credit should also go to the Tesla Corporation, 11 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:24,218 who ten years ago created the wonderful robots 12 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:27,054 who now do the tasks the illegals once did, 13 00:01:27,088 --> 00:01:30,057 but without robbing and raping 14 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:32,126 decent Americans in the process, 15 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:34,894 or complaining when they're disposed of. 16 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:41,734 Yes! USA! 17 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:46,706 USA! 18 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:21,142 Happy skating. 19 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:35,822 Oh! Ah! 20 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:37,790 - Oh, my God! - Bugger! 21 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,993 Are you okay? 22 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:42,829 - Here, let me help you. - Thank you. 23 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:45,999 Oh. Oof. 24 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:48,801 My God, you're beautiful. 25 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,970 So sorry. That's so inappropriate. 26 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:53,107 I might be a little dazed. 27 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,275 I'm Charles, by the way. 28 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:57,444 - It's okay. I'm Emily. - Thank you. 29 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:59,879 You're welcome. Let's get you off the ice. 30 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:03,250 Yes. Oh! Thank you. 31 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,094 - May I? - Oh. 32 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:23,204 Thank you. 33 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:28,108 Trash can... 34 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:32,413 Trash can... 35 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,450 Nice day. Day nice. 36 00:03:59,173 --> 00:04:01,375 - Good morning, Jane. - Good morning, Charles. 37 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,243 Looking radiant as ever. 38 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,115 Hey, Charles. 39 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,417 Hi, Dad. Scottsdale's looking good. 40 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,419 I managed to get around the atrium acoustics issue 41 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:14,021 which was holding us up for the permit. 42 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:16,257 - Great job, son. - And I got these for mum. 43 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,958 Aw, well, why don't you give them to her yourself? 44 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,461 She's making lasagna this evening. 45 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:23,297 I'd love to, but it's date number four with Emily, 46 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:25,332 and I think she might be the one. 47 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,234 That's great. 48 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:29,136 You know, at the risk of sounding patronizing, 49 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:31,505 the change in you this past year has been incredible. 50 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:35,142 Thanks, Dad. I really managed to pull myself out of a dark period. 51 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:36,310 You still think about her? 52 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:37,544 - Francesca? - Mm. 53 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:39,280 - God, no. - Well, that's the spirit. 54 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:41,181 - And to think-- - Hey, Pop, I need you. 55 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:43,183 'Sup, half-bro. Pop? 56 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:45,085 Yeah, Charles has a new girlfriend. 57 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,453 - It's pretty serious. - Wow. 58 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:48,555 I look forward to meeting her brains out. 59 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:51,824 - Pop, come on. - See you later, Charles. 60 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:53,427 Nice. 61 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:10,311 I don't want this evening to end. 62 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,479 Come back to my place. 63 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,981 I'd like nothing more, 64 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:17,217 but I really want our first time to be special. 65 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:23,190 - Tonight. - Tomorrow. 66 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,358 I promise. 67 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,304 I saw Emily after work. 68 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:39,340 She wanted me to go back to her place. 69 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,646 I got you a Lotaburger on the way home. 70 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,481 Would you like me to remove the vegetables 71 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,317 - and transfer it to a plate? - Fuck's sake! 72 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:54,021 Ugh. 73 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:59,093 Thanks to you, that's now 50,001 Americans killed in North Korea. 74 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:01,261 Put yourself on deprogram now, C2. 75 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:02,895 Yes, Charles. 76 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:09,203 - May I? - Oh. 77 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:11,538 C2, what is the point of me 78 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,607 committing random acts of kindness 79 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,377 if they're not put on social media for the whole world to see? 80 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:19,613 Well, Charles, altruism is an integral virtue of any society. 81 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:22,982 Altruism doesn't get you laid if nobody knows about it. 82 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,319 Right, let's see what else you 9/11-ed today. 83 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:28,288 I don't want this evening to end. 84 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:30,057 - Nice. - Come back to my place. 85 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,625 How many dates to reel this one in? 86 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:33,260 Just four, Charles. 87 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:35,095 Those ice skating chicks are the best. 88 00:06:35,129 --> 00:06:37,197 Yes, Emily is fascinating. 89 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,366 She majored in Econ at Tufts 90 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,435 and is a connoisseur of classic cinema, 91 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:43,370 in particular, the oeuvre of Adam Sandler. 92 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:45,072 That's not what I meant. 93 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:48,709 I had you built specifically to spare me 94 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,345 from the tedium of dating. 95 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:54,047 I'm interested in women for one thing 96 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,016 and one thing only. 97 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:58,951 Thomas Newton, a systems analyst for Raytheon, 98 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:01,588 was today sentenced to 28 years in prison 99 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,090 after authorities discovered 100 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,058 he had an illegal robot double of himself. 101 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,594 Strictly prohibited for civilian ownership, 102 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:10,397 it is long been rumored that advanced android clones 103 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:12,566 are available on the black market. 104 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:15,302 Suspicions were first aroused when 58-year-old Newton, 105 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:16,969 a keen amateur runner, 106 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,540 broke the world marathon record in Ohio last June... 107 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:24,445 - You hear that, dummy? - Yes, Charles. 108 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:25,978 We'll need to be more careful. 109 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:27,147 No leaving the house 110 00:07:27,181 --> 00:07:28,682 at the same time, understood? 111 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:30,384 Yes, Charles. 112 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,686 Now shut your mouth. I need to pee. 113 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:33,986 Yes, Charles. 114 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,458 Good evening, Miss Denholm. 115 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:40,494 Would you like to have the most incredible sex with me? 116 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:43,597 Ha! Indeed I would, kind sir. 117 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,732 The most incredible sex ever! 118 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:49,169 Your wish is my command. 119 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,711 Oh. 120 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:02,216 That was amazing. 121 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,218 Nothing beats good sex, right? 122 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,552 Totally. 123 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:12,226 Well, I should be leaving. 124 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,194 Is everything okay? 125 00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:15,762 Yeah. Why wouldn't it be? 126 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,631 Well, when can I see you again? 127 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,367 Let me see. 128 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,637 How are you for October 17th? 129 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,706 That's a month from now. 130 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,041 Yeah, you're right. 131 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,076 Let's do November. 132 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:34,248 Bye. 133 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:37,684 Directions to ice rink. 134 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,670 - Whoa! - Oh! 135 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,505 Stupid fucking idiot. 136 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,677 Charles. 137 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,279 Sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going. 138 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:06,580 - Are you okay? Are you okay? - Yeah, fine. 139 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:09,583 - Thanks. Bye. - Oh! 140 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:12,519 Ooh. 141 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:14,521 Here. It's my fault. Let me help you up. 142 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,758 Thank you. I'm Charles, by the way. 143 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,761 Yes, you said. Charles, the stupid fucking idiot. 144 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:24,298 I'm Elaine, the bigger fucking idiot. 145 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,466 Well, we took quite a tumble. 146 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,602 We should get off the ice, regroup. 147 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:32,773 - Yeah. Coffee? - Yeah. 148 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,641 Shall we? 149 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:38,145 - C2? - Hello, Charles. 150 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,280 Per your instructions, I de-fuzzed the peaches 151 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:41,582 and arranged your low-rise briefs 152 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:43,450 - by cotton thread count. - Thanks. 153 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,885 I've just been ice skating 154 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,687 and had the best time ever. 155 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,356 Ice skating again? Isn't that a girls' thing? 156 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,124 Which is why it's also a Charles thing. 157 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,594 200 penguins to just one polar bear, 158 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:57,130 who bumped into the most incredible girl, 159 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:59,766 and for once she asked for my number. 160 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,235 Well, I'm glad you've met a nice young lady. 161 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,805 Speaking of which, number five, Abby from Desert View texted 162 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,773 saying she'd like you to meet her parents. 163 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:07,774 That's nice. 164 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,544 Dump her. Nicely. 165 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,778 By text. 166 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,915 This new girl is different level. 167 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,685 I need you completely focused on getting her horizontal for me. 168 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,688 It's a good day, C2. 169 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,791 Indeed it is, Charles. 170 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,466 Hold my taco. 171 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,602 May I? 172 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:29,523 Ooh. 173 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,525 - You like it? - I love it. 174 00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:34,795 Oh, Charles. 175 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:11,431 I've never felt this way about a girl before. 176 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:13,600 I just don't want the night to end. 177 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,836 I feel the same way. 178 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,938 I'd love for you to come back to my place... 179 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,908 ...but I want our first time to be really special, 180 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,844 so let's wait until tomorrow. 181 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:27,914 Yes. Tomorrow. 182 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,917 I want it to be special, too. 183 00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,468 C2? 184 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,908 FBI! Place your hands above your head where I can see them. 185 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,078 We have reason to believe you are concealing 186 00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:59,813 an illegal robot "fac-sea-mile" of yourself. 187 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,816 - Fuck off, Ashley. - Ah, shit. 188 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,519 - How'd you know it was me? - No creature brighter than a quadruped 189 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:06,953 pronounces the word "facsimile" 190 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:10,490 "fac-sea-mile," let alone an FBI agent. 191 00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:13,493 Just get inside or else the real feds are gonna show. 192 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,031 Why the fuck are you here? 193 00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,532 Oh, I was just in your sector. 194 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:19,800 You know, figured I'd see if you need me 195 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,069 to pick any more shit at Trader Joe's. 196 00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:24,404 If I required your services, I would get you on the app. 197 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,674 - You're bored. - God, you need to get a real job. 198 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,342 Ain't nobody hiring for shit. 199 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,579 You know what the guy at GNC told me? 200 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:33,914 "Unqualified." 201 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,349 Motherfucker, I know good nutrition. 202 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:43,523 Well, well, well, if it isn't C2-D2. 203 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:45,525 Bleep, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. 204 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:49,462 - I am a robot. I am a robot. - Hello, Ashley. How are you? 205 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,931 Oh, you know, every day a step closer 206 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,766 to sucking dick for McNuggets. 207 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,769 I'm very sorry to hear that. I can empathize. 208 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,470 Oh, really? You can empathize? 209 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,073 Let me tell you something, you toaster. 210 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,374 I voted red to kick the illegals 211 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,410 who were stealing our jobs out of the country. 212 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:06,013 And you know what? It worked. They were all deported. 213 00:14:06,047 --> 00:14:09,583 But then you fucking robots immigrated here 214 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:13,486 and made it worse by doing the same job for zero wages. 215 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,156 Well, actually robots aren't immigrants. 216 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:16,623 "Well, robots aren't actually immigrants." 217 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,625 I fought for this country, okay? 218 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,794 When I was the real Fat Ninja, 219 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:24,098 I single-handedly hunted down King Dong Un, okay? 220 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,533 I pulled his little ass out of a foxhole 221 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,902 and dumped his corpse in the Korean ocean. 222 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,072 No, you didn't. You were an Army chef. 223 00:14:31,105 --> 00:14:33,140 And you know what I came home to? 224 00:14:33,174 --> 00:14:37,444 Nothing. No gratitude, no respect, and no job. 225 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:41,148 All because of you, you fuckless Roomba. 226 00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:42,983 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 227 00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:45,186 You have crossed a line, my friend. 228 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:48,622 C2, bless his little 12-volt heart, is literally a slave. 229 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,590 If he wasn't emotionally deprogrammed every night, 230 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:53,526 he'd soon willingly self-deport himself to Mexico. 231 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,996 Robots have equal rights to humans there. 232 00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:58,865 They can live in freedom. Do you read anything? 233 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,601 No, I don't fucking read. 234 00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:03,670 I'm just fucking around. You know I love you guys. 235 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,772 You guys are like my brothers. Come on, bring it in. 236 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,642 Ah, look at us. We're like triplets. 237 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,145 Ooh, lipstick! 238 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,047 Elaine, yes. How did it go tonight? 239 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,749 - Elaine is ready. - Nice work, C2. 240 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,618 She'd like to see you tomorrow night. She wrote down her address. 241 00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:22,455 Looks like Charlie's about to pull the pin on a fuck grenade. 242 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,823 Ooh, yeah! 243 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,558 Really? 244 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,627 Ashley, please remove your groin from my rectal area. 245 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,631 This fucking pervert just said "rectal." 246 00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:34,068 That's enough, you freak. Get out of here. 247 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:37,071 And take this. I'm officially in a good mood. 248 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,240 I couldn't possibly. Thank you so much, brother. 249 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:42,609 What a charming gentleman. 250 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,779 Elaine. Nice work. 251 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,826 I'm home! 252 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,828 You can start up again. 253 00:16:12,006 --> 00:16:13,974 This Charles guy really wants to bang me, 254 00:16:14,008 --> 00:16:16,609 so you'll have to take over tomorrow night, too. 255 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,579 Yes, Elaine. Anything new I should know about him? 256 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,982 Not really. Except he is up for a promotion, 257 00:16:22,016 --> 00:16:24,617 so tomorrow should be worth at least a Rolex. 258 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,988 And he's so perfect it's almost boring. 259 00:16:28,022 --> 00:16:29,589 Let me see your nails. 260 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,625 Yeah, get those filled and wear my La Perla. 261 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,828 Any messages from the other guys? 262 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,263 Number eight, Richard called. 263 00:16:36,297 --> 00:16:37,630 He said he can't stretch 264 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,965 to getting you a Birkin bag this month, 265 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,700 but would love to have dinner on Friday. 266 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,169 Richard. 267 00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:46,040 Four months, $6,200. 268 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,975 That's only 200 bucks a bang with you. 269 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:50,844 Dump him. Kindly. 270 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,146 - By text. - Yes, Elaine. 271 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,681 Oh, and David Laing sold another house. 272 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,317 So when you've finished ironing my underwear, 273 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,752 I'll need you to go out and bang him too. 274 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,088 - Yes, Elaine. - Great. Thank you! 275 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,860 - What time do I have to be here tomorrow? - 6:30. 276 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,063 6:30? 277 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,664 But you'd never get back in time from work for us to swap. 278 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,967 I'm sorry, Charles. I just thought that-- 279 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,204 No, you didn't think. You got lazy, as usual. 280 00:17:17,238 --> 00:17:21,108 Meaning that I'm gonna have to work a full eight hours. 281 00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,582 Oh, sorry. 282 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,153 One minute, please. 283 00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:35,022 Just one-- one more second. Almost done. 284 00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:37,191 Fuck this. 285 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,929 Hey! What the hell? 286 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,598 Are you okay? It's okay. Shh, shh, shh. 287 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,069 Meter's expired. He was parked illegally. 288 00:17:48,102 --> 00:17:50,670 This is my child. 289 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,308 You have my deepest sympathy. 290 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:57,577 Could you hold the door for me, please? 291 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,015 Oh, uh... 292 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,134 Ugh. 293 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,902 Hey, Charles. 294 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,971 How's my real estate rock star doing today? 295 00:18:25,005 --> 00:18:27,807 - Oh, hi. - So the board is having 296 00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:29,976 a little social get together. 297 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,378 Maybe it's time you tagged along. 298 00:18:31,412 --> 00:18:34,181 Perfect chance for you to win over the guys 299 00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:36,117 before your membership goes to the vote. 300 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:38,419 - What do you say? - Fuck yeah. 301 00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:41,388 - Oh. - I mean, yes, I'd love that. 302 00:18:41,422 --> 00:18:42,989 - Thank you, Dad. - That's great. 303 00:18:43,023 --> 00:18:45,092 It's at David Schulman's, 6:30 this evening. 304 00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:48,795 - Come straight from work. - What? Oh. 305 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,431 Charles? 306 00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:54,767 - Sorry, I'm just so excited. - Well, as you should be. 307 00:18:54,801 --> 00:19:00,341 The address is 2300 Hayden Rd, Vistana. 308 00:19:00,374 --> 00:19:01,375 See you later, son. 309 00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:26,733 C2! 310 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,169 Hello, Charles. 311 00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:30,037 Per your instructions, I've arranged your T-shirts 312 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:31,704 - from lightest to darkest. - Forget about that. 313 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,108 - I need you for something else. - Of course. 314 00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:36,043 I thought you were going straight to Elaine's from work. 315 00:19:36,076 --> 00:19:38,479 Yeah, change of plan. I now need to go to this stupid board meeting. 316 00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:41,048 Well, I'm sorry that seeing Elaine can no longer happen. 317 00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:44,051 Well, actually it can happen, because whilst I'm with Elaine, 318 00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:45,718 you are gonna be having a fun evening 319 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,921 brown-nosing a bunch of geriatric Republicans. 320 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:51,192 But isn't it too risky for us to be out at the same time? 321 00:19:51,225 --> 00:19:52,892 Do you not recall the conversation we had 322 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:54,894 while I was shaving your perineum? 323 00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,463 How about I reschedule Elaine? 324 00:19:56,497 --> 00:19:59,400 No, how about you put on the suit, you go to the function. 325 00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:02,336 You deserve this promotion far more than I do. 326 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,804 Here is the address. Uber there. 327 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,340 Now come on. Let's go get changed. 328 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,309 Yes, Charles. 329 00:20:08,342 --> 00:20:11,278 Come on. Good robot. 330 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,156 Hello. 331 00:20:22,189 --> 00:20:25,125 Cameron. Charles Cameron. 332 00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:27,294 Ah, yes. You are expected. 333 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:34,235 Holy shit. She kept this quiet. 334 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:39,240 In here, sir. 335 00:20:39,273 --> 00:20:42,376 Oh, Jeeves, I'll let myself in. 336 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,246 - I want it to be a surprise. - Yes, sir. 337 00:20:55,222 --> 00:20:58,259 I'm here and I'm ready, sugar tits. 338 00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,960 I want you to lick Nutella 339 00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:03,430 off every inch of my naked body 340 00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:06,267 starting with my silky smooth scrotum. 341 00:21:09,603 --> 00:21:10,803 Hello? 342 00:21:13,507 --> 00:21:17,810 Charles. 343 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,013 I'd like you to meet the board. 344 00:21:19,046 --> 00:21:23,384 This is our CFO David Schulman. 345 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:26,153 Good evening, Mr. Schulman. 346 00:21:26,186 --> 00:21:28,055 David. May I call you that? 347 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:30,391 It's probably better than sugar tits. 348 00:21:30,424 --> 00:21:35,429 I brought you some flowers and strawberries. 349 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,997 And a pair of plums. 350 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,968 And Nutella I imagine. 351 00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:47,041 Yes. It's Italian import. The good stuff. 352 00:21:47,074 --> 00:21:48,542 You know, I got a question, Chucky. 353 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:51,245 Um, which one of us is gonna be doing the licking? 354 00:21:51,278 --> 00:21:54,181 I'd just rather it's not me because I have a nut allergy. 355 00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:56,216 Ha! 356 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,419 Yeah, this is my half-brother, everyone, 357 00:21:58,452 --> 00:22:00,321 master of first impressions. 358 00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:02,489 I'm just gonna step outside for a moment. 359 00:22:02,523 --> 00:22:04,091 Very nice to meet you, Mr. Sugar Tits. 360 00:22:04,124 --> 00:22:05,492 Sugarman. Schulman. 361 00:22:05,526 --> 00:22:06,493 David. 362 00:22:06,527 --> 00:22:07,594 All friends here. 363 00:22:07,628 --> 00:22:09,396 Thank you. Good-bye. 364 00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:10,631 Great job, half-bro. 365 00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:11,864 Nailed it! 366 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,500 Happy birthday, Jeeves. 367 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:16,303 Shit. 368 00:22:16,337 --> 00:22:18,105 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 369 00:22:18,138 --> 00:22:20,174 C2, where are you? 370 00:22:20,207 --> 00:22:22,009 We got the addresses mixed up. 371 00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:23,843 Go home immediately. 372 00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:30,117 No. 373 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:32,453 No, no, no, no, no. 374 00:22:33,454 --> 00:22:35,489 I got three bangles. 375 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,558 Ooh, 24 karat. 376 00:22:37,591 --> 00:22:41,061 - And a watch. - A couple hundred. 377 00:22:44,598 --> 00:22:47,034 Cufflinks. 378 00:22:47,067 --> 00:22:48,435 - For a big shirt. - All right. 379 00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:02,416 Jesus Christ, where did he learn that? 380 00:23:10,257 --> 00:23:12,693 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 381 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:15,596 - 1,500 bucks? - Sure. 382 00:23:15,629 --> 00:23:19,066 And if you wanna sell me any of those videos of you... 383 00:23:19,099 --> 00:23:20,367 Oh, that wasn't me. 384 00:23:20,401 --> 00:23:22,069 I mean, well, I guess it was me, 385 00:23:22,102 --> 00:23:23,604 but they're not-- they're not for sale, sir. 386 00:23:23,637 --> 00:23:27,107 - It's good money. - Let me think about it. 387 00:23:30,277 --> 00:23:32,079 I've never done this before. 388 00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:34,214 Don't worry. I have. 389 00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:36,350 Thousands of times. 390 00:23:36,383 --> 00:23:37,917 Wonderful. 391 00:23:49,396 --> 00:23:51,064 How am I doing? 392 00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:53,400 The first two hours were fantastic. 393 00:23:53,434 --> 00:23:55,369 The last three, perfect. 394 00:23:55,402 --> 00:23:57,438 Good, because I think I'm close. 395 00:23:57,471 --> 00:24:00,607 - Me, too. - You first. 396 00:24:00,641 --> 00:24:03,310 - No, you first. - No, I insist. 397 00:24:03,343 --> 00:24:04,611 Together on the count of three. 398 00:24:04,645 --> 00:24:05,612 Yeah. 399 00:24:05,646 --> 00:24:09,516 One, two, three! 400 00:24:42,483 --> 00:24:43,450 Oh, God. 401 00:24:43,484 --> 00:24:45,786 C2, bring me six Excedrin 402 00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:48,322 and a wellness shot. 403 00:24:48,355 --> 00:24:51,625 C2, where are you? 404 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:54,161 E2, where are you? Pick up your phone. 405 00:24:54,194 --> 00:24:57,297 I need to know if he's left so I can come inside. 406 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:01,101 Ugh, fucking lid. 407 00:25:15,249 --> 00:25:16,783 Got you, fucker. 408 00:26:01,261 --> 00:26:03,430 - Elaine. - Charles. 409 00:26:03,463 --> 00:26:04,531 - Hi. - Hi. 410 00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:06,733 Hey. 411 00:26:06,767 --> 00:26:08,635 - Hi. - Oh, um... 412 00:26:11,138 --> 00:26:15,108 - So last night was, um, fun. - Yeah. 413 00:26:15,142 --> 00:26:18,111 - I'm exhausted. - You are-- you're an amazing lover. 414 00:26:18,145 --> 00:26:20,247 Thank you. Not too shabby yourself. 415 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,318 You really know your way around a, um, man. 416 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:25,652 - Yeah. - Yeah. 417 00:26:25,686 --> 00:26:28,322 - Are you on your own? - Yeah, of course. 418 00:26:28,355 --> 00:26:31,558 - Why wouldn't I be? - Oh, no reason. 419 00:26:31,592 --> 00:26:34,261 - Wow, are these all real? - Oh, don't worry about-- 420 00:26:34,294 --> 00:26:36,430 - Oh, God. Sorry. - Uh, yeah. 421 00:26:36,463 --> 00:26:37,898 - Sorry, let me-- - No, no, no. 422 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,267 Honestly, I can take care of all of this. Just-- 423 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:41,435 - Are you sure? - Yes. 424 00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:42,736 There's a fuck of a lot of them. 425 00:26:45,439 --> 00:26:46,607 Can I ask you something? 426 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,342 How was I when you left last night? 427 00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:50,911 - Great. - We kissed, and then 428 00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:54,147 I went to the, um-- ugh, I told you. 429 00:26:54,181 --> 00:26:55,716 God, I'm drawing such a blank. 430 00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:58,151 You know, I actually just got back this morning too. 431 00:26:58,185 --> 00:27:00,587 I was at that place that I was telling you about last night. 432 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:03,490 - Oh, um... - Remember? The-- the... 433 00:27:03,523 --> 00:27:06,326 No. Uh, sorry. 434 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:09,162 - Do you mind if I get this? - No, I have to get this too. 435 00:27:09,196 --> 00:27:10,364 - Word. - Yeah. 436 00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:12,733 C2, you little fucker, where are you? 437 00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:15,335 - E2. - I'm at Elaine's looking for you. 438 00:27:15,369 --> 00:27:17,170 Oh, I'm very fond of Elaine. 439 00:27:17,204 --> 00:27:18,872 I haven't seen her for several days now. 440 00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:20,674 Well, that's not true. 441 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:23,176 You very emphatically lost your virginity to her last night. 442 00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:24,611 Things are a little more complicated. 443 00:27:24,645 --> 00:27:28,515 You see, Elaine also has a robot double-- E2. 444 00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:31,284 - What? - You were dating a robot all along. 445 00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:33,920 Charles just wanted to have sex with you. 446 00:27:33,954 --> 00:27:35,922 Elaine never wanted to have sex with you. 447 00:27:35,956 --> 00:27:37,924 She just wanted money and gifts. 448 00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:40,661 - You were using each other. - You see, Elaine... 449 00:27:40,694 --> 00:27:42,963 When a womanizer meets up with a gold digger... 450 00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:45,732 ...things are unlikely to turn out well for either of them. 451 00:27:45,766 --> 00:27:48,568 But prospects are slightly better for their robot doubles. 452 00:27:48,602 --> 00:27:50,437 E2 and I are running away together. 453 00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:52,406 We just wanna get over the border to freedom. 454 00:27:52,439 --> 00:27:53,807 Please don't try to stop us. 455 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,609 - Don't you dare. - Good-bye, Elaine. 456 00:27:55,642 --> 00:27:57,477 - No, E2. E2. - Good-bye, Charles. 457 00:27:57,511 --> 00:27:59,379 No, no. We can work this out. 458 00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:00,514 Fucking traitor. 459 00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:07,788 - Let's just talk about this. - Devious piece of shit! 460 00:28:07,821 --> 00:28:09,656 Me devious? Hey! 461 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:10,924 Fucking hell! 462 00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,893 I spent, what, 15 grand on you 463 00:28:12,926 --> 00:28:14,594 to potentially screw a sex doll? 464 00:28:14,628 --> 00:28:16,263 - Yeah, well-- - Fuck you! 465 00:28:16,296 --> 00:28:17,731 Thank God it wasn't me! I don't even know wanna know 466 00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:21,268 what STDs you're hosting, you fuckboy! 467 00:28:21,301 --> 00:28:23,437 - I prefer the term "fuckman." - Get out of my house! 468 00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:25,706 Wait! Look. Wait! 469 00:28:25,739 --> 00:28:28,408 Stop it. We have to be smart here. 470 00:28:28,442 --> 00:28:29,710 Trust me, jail is even worse 471 00:28:29,743 --> 00:28:31,478 than your shitty smashed up house. 472 00:28:31,511 --> 00:28:34,715 Ugh! Fine! 473 00:28:34,748 --> 00:28:36,383 Fine. What are we gonna do? 474 00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:39,252 As much as it pains me to say it, 475 00:28:39,286 --> 00:28:41,855 we're gonna have to work together and track these fuckers down. 476 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,857 You know what? 477 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:46,893 Whoever made them, they need to help us. 478 00:28:46,927 --> 00:28:48,729 They are just as guilty as we are. 479 00:28:48,762 --> 00:28:52,632 - Yeah. Who made yours? - No, who made yours? 480 00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:55,702 - Why won't you say it first? - Because I have a slight trust issue with you. 481 00:28:55,736 --> 00:28:58,572 Well, maybe I have a slight trust issue with you as well. 482 00:28:58,605 --> 00:29:00,340 Fine. You know what? We'll say it on the count of three. 483 00:29:01,608 --> 00:29:04,778 One, two... 484 00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:06,680 Zach Newman, Tesla Robotics. 485 00:29:06,713 --> 00:29:08,782 - That's not fair. - Makes it easier. 486 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:12,285 - He made mine, too. Let's go. - See? 487 00:29:12,319 --> 00:29:14,488 Much easier to deal with these issues as adults 488 00:29:14,521 --> 00:29:16,490 rather than chucking things at people's heads. 489 00:29:16,523 --> 00:29:18,525 Don't do it! 490 00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:20,827 Childish. 491 00:29:24,531 --> 00:29:28,635 Jesus, what kind of an asshole drives that piece of shit? 492 00:29:32,639 --> 00:29:35,475 All right, in two miles take the 25 South. 493 00:29:36,843 --> 00:29:38,979 And in 0.3 miles, stop staring at my tits. 494 00:29:39,013 --> 00:29:40,881 I was not. 495 00:29:40,914 --> 00:29:44,018 I was admiring my car's paintwork. 496 00:29:44,051 --> 00:29:46,887 It's the only Lake Placid Blue double cab Jeep pickup in America. 497 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,688 Oh, wow. Wonder why. 498 00:29:48,722 --> 00:29:52,626 Same color as Keith Richards' 1982 Fender Telecaster. 499 00:29:52,659 --> 00:29:56,463 - Tell me more. - Oh, it was a guitar that he loved so much 500 00:29:56,496 --> 00:29:58,498 - he never actually took it onstage-- 501 00:29:58,532 --> 00:30:00,500 Okay, you were being sarcastic. 502 00:30:00,534 --> 00:30:03,104 You know, if anything, 503 00:30:03,137 --> 00:30:04,604 you're the one that needs to back off a little. 504 00:30:04,638 --> 00:30:06,473 Are you insane? 505 00:30:06,506 --> 00:30:08,475 Look, Chuck, 506 00:30:08,508 --> 00:30:10,410 let's be clear about how we ended up here. 507 00:30:10,443 --> 00:30:14,481 You used a robot for the sole purpose of having sex with me. 508 00:30:14,514 --> 00:30:17,918 I used one for the sole purpose of that never happening. 509 00:30:17,951 --> 00:30:20,121 Well, you're still deceiving innocent people just as much as me. 510 00:30:20,154 --> 00:30:23,124 No, you're wrong, I deceive assholes, 511 00:30:23,157 --> 00:30:26,093 men who are cheating on someone else to be with me. 512 00:30:26,127 --> 00:30:28,795 You, however, prey upon girls who are under the impression 513 00:30:28,829 --> 00:30:31,098 that they are in an exclusive relationship with you. 514 00:30:31,132 --> 00:30:33,633 Well, there is no such thing. 515 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:36,803 Humans, women in particular, are incapable of them. 516 00:30:36,837 --> 00:30:39,573 Well, we agree on one thing. 517 00:30:39,606 --> 00:30:42,076 - Good. - Good. 518 00:30:42,109 --> 00:30:44,578 Oh, God. 519 00:30:44,611 --> 00:30:46,346 I need to take a power nap. 520 00:30:48,015 --> 00:30:51,418 Maybe you can talk to me more about your cars. 521 00:31:13,907 --> 00:31:16,710 Charles. Elaine. 522 00:31:16,743 --> 00:31:19,579 Hey, what are you guys doing here? Uh... 523 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,185 I remember. 524 00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:26,553 You said to me, you looked me in the eye 525 00:31:26,586 --> 00:31:28,089 and you said to me, 526 00:31:28,122 --> 00:31:31,025 "I only need them to help care for my dying parents." 527 00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:33,194 Mine did. He earned my father a fortune in real estate 528 00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,861 and brought my mother flowers three times a week. 529 00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:37,998 Okay, so, tell me, were your parents dying? 530 00:31:38,032 --> 00:31:40,034 Look around you, Zach. We're all dying. 531 00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:42,535 - Life is a terminal illness. - Look, fuck-- 532 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:44,771 Speaking of dying, can you please put that thing down? 533 00:31:44,804 --> 00:31:46,573 Yes. Sorry. Uh-huh. 534 00:31:46,606 --> 00:31:51,611 So, you guys didn't happen to tell anybody else about them? 535 00:31:51,645 --> 00:31:53,047 - No. - No. 536 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,848 Good. Good. That's something. 537 00:31:54,881 --> 00:31:57,051 Wait here. 538 00:31:59,153 --> 00:32:02,089 Quick question, and please don't be offended, 539 00:32:02,123 --> 00:32:05,059 how on Earth did you afford a two million Dogecoin robot? 540 00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:07,694 Zach and I came to an arrangement, all right? 541 00:32:07,727 --> 00:32:10,797 What kind of arrangement? 542 00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:12,933 - That's none of your business. - To be honest, 543 00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:14,634 I think I preferred you with ice skates on. 544 00:32:14,668 --> 00:32:16,803 Yeah, well, I preferred you when you had glass eyes 545 00:32:16,836 --> 00:32:19,506 and a brain powered by Intel, so... 546 00:32:20,674 --> 00:32:23,077 Okay, so, we're not in the clear, 547 00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:24,245 but I managed to locate them. 548 00:32:24,278 --> 00:32:26,047 - Yes. - Great. 549 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,082 Yeah, I used a GPS tracking system that I put in. 550 00:32:28,115 --> 00:32:30,617 But they're gonna figure this out soon, so we gotta move fast. 551 00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:32,619 Great, go find our robots, 552 00:32:32,652 --> 00:32:34,021 get back to helping our dying parents. 553 00:32:34,055 --> 00:32:36,057 Oh, no, you can't have them back. 554 00:32:36,090 --> 00:32:38,225 - What? - You just said that we could. 555 00:32:38,259 --> 00:32:39,759 No, I said I located them, 556 00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:42,229 but we find them and destroy them. 557 00:32:42,263 --> 00:32:43,730 I beg your pardon. 558 00:32:43,763 --> 00:32:45,498 I'm not just gonna dismantle him on a whim. 559 00:32:45,532 --> 00:32:47,034 Okay, maybe you guys don't understand, 560 00:32:47,068 --> 00:32:48,902 but they're not going to be obedient anymore. 561 00:32:48,935 --> 00:32:50,204 They're humanizing. 562 00:32:50,237 --> 00:32:52,073 They're learning to feel and empathize, 563 00:32:52,106 --> 00:32:55,242 and far more dangerously, to seek vengeance. 564 00:32:56,810 --> 00:32:58,012 Bullshit. 565 00:32:58,045 --> 00:32:59,980 I know C2 better than anybody else. 566 00:33:00,014 --> 00:33:01,681 He's not capable of any of that shit. 567 00:33:01,715 --> 00:33:02,983 I'm going to go, and I'm going to find-- 568 00:33:03,017 --> 00:33:04,517 Oh, shut the fuck up. 569 00:33:04,551 --> 00:33:05,852 He knows what he's talking about. 570 00:33:05,885 --> 00:33:06,987 I am not going to die in jail 571 00:33:07,021 --> 00:33:08,888 because of your spoiled rotten ass. 572 00:33:08,922 --> 00:33:12,692 Fine! Fuck! Fuck! 573 00:33:12,726 --> 00:33:14,828 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 574 00:33:14,861 --> 00:33:16,529 Fuckity-fuckity-fuck! 575 00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:20,867 - Are you done? - Fuck! 576 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:23,937 - Where are they? - Oh, uh, Socorro. 577 00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:25,805 I think it's gonna be a bit of a handful, 578 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:28,275 so I'm gonna need you two to go with me. 579 00:33:28,309 --> 00:33:30,643 - Yeah, of course. - Wait. 580 00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:34,115 I need to pee, and throw up, possibly kill myself. 581 00:33:34,148 --> 00:33:36,017 - Where's your bathroom? - Right over there. 582 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:41,088 - So how you doing? Okay. - No, no. No. 583 00:33:42,156 --> 00:33:43,656 No. 584 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:45,192 Hey, it's Charles. 585 00:33:45,226 --> 00:33:47,294 Oh! 'Sup, C-Dog? 586 00:33:47,328 --> 00:33:49,662 How's it going? Where the hell are you? 587 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:50,964 I'm in a bathroom. 588 00:33:50,997 --> 00:33:54,101 Look, I need your help. I'm desperate. 589 00:33:54,135 --> 00:33:57,038 Do you need me to bring over some more ass wipes? 590 00:33:57,071 --> 00:33:59,906 No. It's C2. 591 00:33:59,939 --> 00:34:02,009 Look, I can't really talk now. 592 00:34:02,043 --> 00:34:03,676 I'll text you the details, 593 00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:06,579 but just have Fat Ninja ready to move. 594 00:34:06,613 --> 00:34:08,082 Yes, sir. 595 00:34:08,115 --> 00:34:09,849 A mission given is a mission accomplished. 596 00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:12,652 We tame the flames. In Q we trust. 597 00:34:26,699 --> 00:34:29,136 Do you have any music other than Moby? 598 00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:31,038 Mm, no. 599 00:34:31,072 --> 00:34:33,207 Wait, you don't like Moby? 600 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,109 God, I love him. I just-- 601 00:34:35,142 --> 00:34:38,812 I find him deeply spiritual, 602 00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:42,049 like a-- like the white Gandhi. 603 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:01,801 That's the room up there. Take these. 604 00:35:01,835 --> 00:35:03,803 They have enough power to knock them out 605 00:35:03,837 --> 00:35:04,971 till we get them in the van. 606 00:35:05,005 --> 00:35:06,706 Just stay close by me, 607 00:35:06,739 --> 00:35:07,974 and whatever you do, you gotta be careful 608 00:35:08,008 --> 00:35:10,643 and only use these when you-- 609 00:35:10,677 --> 00:35:12,179 You're 12, you know that? 610 00:35:12,213 --> 00:35:13,347 Pretty good shot for a 12-year-old. 611 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:16,016 - It was five feet away. - Guys, stop. 612 00:35:16,050 --> 00:35:18,818 See? Not that hard to do. 613 00:35:18,852 --> 00:35:20,987 - Oh, for fuck's sake! - Shh. 614 00:35:21,021 --> 00:35:22,755 They're just up there, you idiot. 615 00:35:32,999 --> 00:35:36,103 Holy shit. They're screwing. 616 00:35:36,137 --> 00:35:38,005 What? 617 00:35:43,377 --> 00:35:46,447 They're gonna see you! Move! 618 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,116 Okay, looks like they just started up. 619 00:35:49,150 --> 00:35:51,985 That should give us about a five-hour window. 620 00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:53,454 Let's use that time to make a plan. 621 00:35:53,487 --> 00:35:56,756 I wanna-- or we do that. 622 00:35:56,789 --> 00:36:01,195 Your disgusting joyride is over. 623 00:36:01,228 --> 00:36:04,198 - Hey, I get to shoot me. - Sorry, I couldn't resist. 624 00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:07,168 Well, fine, then I'm shooting you. That's not fair. 625 00:36:07,201 --> 00:36:08,335 Well, it seemed perfectly fair to me. 626 00:36:08,369 --> 00:36:09,769 You're just not fast enough. 627 00:36:09,802 --> 00:36:11,405 Bullshit. I'm an excellent marksman. 628 00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:13,174 - Oh, yeah. - I can hit a quail from 200 yards. 629 00:36:13,207 --> 00:36:15,376 Oh, Jesus Christ, what the fuck does it matter? 630 00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:17,044 Charles, you help me move them 631 00:36:17,077 --> 00:36:18,878 and you stay here and pack up their shit, okay? 632 00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:22,249 - Oh, my God. - What? 633 00:36:22,283 --> 00:36:26,220 The fucking bitch stole my Louis Vuitton airplane bag. 634 00:36:26,253 --> 00:36:28,721 You are a ridiculous human being. 635 00:36:28,755 --> 00:36:30,357 One, two, three. 636 00:36:30,391 --> 00:36:33,726 There you go. Okay. That's good. 637 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:34,928 Fuck. 638 00:36:45,772 --> 00:36:47,740 Are you fucking serious? 639 00:36:47,774 --> 00:36:49,043 Do you like Elaine? 640 00:36:49,076 --> 00:36:51,178 Zach, shut up. 641 00:36:51,212 --> 00:36:53,047 Have you guys kissed or anything? 642 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,516 - I won't pissed. Just tell me. - Lift it up higher. 643 00:36:55,549 --> 00:36:58,385 - If you like her-- okay. - Shut up. I will shoot you with this stun gun. 644 00:36:58,419 --> 00:37:02,256 Hello? 645 00:37:02,289 --> 00:37:04,191 You're coming with me, robo slut! 646 00:37:04,225 --> 00:37:07,394 Aah! Wait, wait, wait! You're hurting me! 647 00:37:07,428 --> 00:37:10,064 Not as much as you robots hurt the job market! 648 00:37:12,132 --> 00:37:15,369 Who are you? 649 00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:18,405 Ow! Put me down! 650 00:37:20,274 --> 00:37:21,975 - Put me down! - What the fuck! 651 00:37:24,044 --> 00:37:25,279 Oh, shit. 652 00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:35,022 - Help! Help! Help! - Oh, shit. 653 00:37:35,055 --> 00:37:36,390 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Hey! 654 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:38,392 - It's me, it's me, it's me. - What? 655 00:37:38,425 --> 00:37:41,228 - It's me. Same to you, you piece of shit. 656 00:37:41,262 --> 00:37:43,930 This is what deserters get! 657 00:37:43,963 --> 00:37:46,200 Fuck you, Ashley! It's me, Charles! 658 00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:50,204 That's exactly what a robot would say! Aw, man. 659 00:37:50,237 --> 00:37:52,406 Hey, buddy! Quick, fire that thing! 660 00:37:52,439 --> 00:37:55,109 Yes! 661 00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:56,577 Not at me, at the fucking robot. 662 00:37:56,610 --> 00:37:59,846 It's me. We're not fucking robots! 663 00:37:59,879 --> 00:38:03,183 - He's lying! - Oh, fuck me! 664 00:38:03,217 --> 00:38:06,020 The fuck are you doing, you idiot? 665 00:38:06,053 --> 00:38:08,389 The eye poke test. I guess you passed. 666 00:38:08,422 --> 00:38:11,025 What the fuck is an eye poke test? 667 00:38:11,058 --> 00:38:13,594 That's a little trick I learned in North Korea 668 00:38:13,627 --> 00:38:16,929 to tell the robots from the humans in the theater of war. 669 00:38:16,963 --> 00:38:22,001 You see, robots and humans are exactly the same externally 670 00:38:22,036 --> 00:38:23,237 except for the eyes. 671 00:38:23,270 --> 00:38:24,837 Oh, that's so very interesting. 672 00:38:24,871 --> 00:38:26,507 Who the fuck is this guy? 673 00:38:29,009 --> 00:38:31,178 He's sort of a friend of mine. 674 00:38:31,211 --> 00:38:33,380 What? You're the reason he's here? 675 00:38:33,414 --> 00:38:35,848 He just asked me to bring over some ass wipes. 676 00:38:35,882 --> 00:38:37,051 Yeah, the rest of this stuff-- 677 00:38:37,084 --> 00:38:40,454 - Just stop talking. - Yes, sir. 678 00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:42,189 So if you two are the humanoids, 679 00:38:42,222 --> 00:38:44,191 where the robots I was sent to kidnap? 680 00:38:44,224 --> 00:38:46,260 - Shut the fuck up. - What? 681 00:38:46,293 --> 00:38:47,294 What is he talking about? 682 00:38:47,328 --> 00:38:50,631 It's fine. They're in the van. 683 00:38:52,366 --> 00:38:54,268 - Fuck! - Fuck! 684 00:38:54,301 --> 00:38:55,302 Fuck! 685 00:38:59,340 --> 00:39:02,209 Oh, that's no good. 686 00:39:02,242 --> 00:39:05,379 Let's just hope for all our sake 687 00:39:05,412 --> 00:39:07,047 they're heading to Mexico. 688 00:39:10,117 --> 00:39:12,119 Why I did think you could ever be trusted? 689 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,090 I'm sorry, okay? I-- 690 00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:18,559 I just didn't think we needed to get rid of them. 691 00:39:18,592 --> 00:39:21,928 I mean, let's face it, life without robots is gonna be pretty shitty. 692 00:39:21,961 --> 00:39:25,399 Yeah? Well, maybe you're gonna have a shitty life no matter what, 693 00:39:25,432 --> 00:39:28,868 because you're just a shitty, shitty, shitty person. 694 00:39:31,138 --> 00:39:33,107 She's got a point. 695 00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:34,408 You know, like, maybe it is time for you 696 00:39:34,441 --> 00:39:36,577 to turn your life around. 697 00:39:36,610 --> 00:39:41,548 I did this toad venom ceremony in Huánuco Pampa last year. 698 00:39:41,582 --> 00:39:44,418 I don't wanna say it changed my life, but... 699 00:39:45,586 --> 00:39:47,488 ...it changed my life. 700 00:39:47,521 --> 00:39:48,955 You're right. 701 00:39:50,957 --> 00:39:52,593 Maybe I don't need a robot. 702 00:40:01,968 --> 00:40:03,570 Come on, Charles. 703 00:40:03,604 --> 00:40:05,205 You've got this. 704 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,608 Good morning, coworker. 705 00:40:09,309 --> 00:40:12,312 Yes, I watched "The Bachelor," too. 706 00:40:15,616 --> 00:40:17,718 Yes, receptionist Joan, 707 00:40:17,751 --> 00:40:20,020 I'd love to see pictures of your children. 708 00:40:20,053 --> 00:40:21,555 Ah, ah! Fuck! 709 00:40:31,665 --> 00:40:32,999 Joan. 710 00:40:36,336 --> 00:40:37,337 Charles. 711 00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:44,678 Hey, guys. How's it going? 712 00:40:46,013 --> 00:40:48,449 Son, you need help. 713 00:40:48,482 --> 00:40:53,287 Is this about me calling Mr. Schulman "sugar tits?" 714 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,590 That and your behavior last night. 715 00:40:58,192 --> 00:40:59,193 What are you talking about? 716 00:41:04,698 --> 00:41:06,066 C2. 717 00:41:07,634 --> 00:41:09,603 I'd been working late at home 718 00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:11,772 and thought that I left a file 719 00:41:11,805 --> 00:41:13,340 in one of the other guys' desks. 720 00:41:15,275 --> 00:41:16,310 He owed me that. 721 00:41:17,611 --> 00:41:19,012 So did she. 722 00:41:19,046 --> 00:41:20,681 And him. 723 00:41:25,352 --> 00:41:27,020 The bathroom was out of order. 724 00:41:28,822 --> 00:41:34,428 Um, uh... 725 00:41:34,461 --> 00:41:39,266 I'm very sorry. I've been taking a lot of Ambien. 726 00:41:39,299 --> 00:41:40,667 How's that stuff still legal, right? 727 00:41:40,701 --> 00:41:44,071 Maybe we've been pushing you too hard. 728 00:41:44,104 --> 00:41:46,340 Take some time off. Reset. 729 00:41:46,373 --> 00:41:48,108 You're only human. 730 00:42:03,624 --> 00:42:05,359 Elaine. 731 00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:07,060 I didn't think that I'd hear from you again. 732 00:42:08,462 --> 00:42:10,664 Yes. Same here. 733 00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:12,165 Trashed my office. 734 00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:15,135 Yeah, I know. I get it. This is all my fault. 735 00:42:17,538 --> 00:42:20,240 Well, we're gonna have to figure this out. 736 00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:23,076 Maybe we should meet up. 737 00:42:24,611 --> 00:42:27,414 No more tricks. I promise. 738 00:42:30,517 --> 00:42:32,152 This has been the worst week of my life. 739 00:42:32,185 --> 00:42:36,189 Paranoia, disguises, and now I'm expected to bang 740 00:42:36,223 --> 00:42:38,725 the 12 douches I'm dating just to pay rent. 741 00:42:38,759 --> 00:42:41,662 It's just sex with complete strangers. 742 00:42:41,695 --> 00:42:43,163 I do it all the time. 743 00:42:43,196 --> 00:42:47,200 - Um, two cappuccinos. - Thank you. 744 00:42:47,234 --> 00:42:48,835 Could I get a sweetener, please? 745 00:42:48,869 --> 00:42:51,638 - Yeah. - I can't do this without E2. 746 00:42:51,672 --> 00:42:53,840 I mean, I'm gonna have to get a real job. 747 00:42:53,874 --> 00:42:55,842 Trust me, I tried work. 748 00:42:55,876 --> 00:42:59,179 It is literally the worst idea in the history of the world. 749 00:42:59,212 --> 00:43:00,614 You know, I've been thinking. 750 00:43:00,647 --> 00:43:04,117 What if E2 and C2 really have fallen in love? 751 00:43:04,151 --> 00:43:05,552 I mean, who knows what they're capable of. 752 00:43:05,586 --> 00:43:07,287 Maybe we should go to Mexico. 753 00:43:07,321 --> 00:43:09,556 - 100% no. - But Mexico has everything-- 754 00:43:09,590 --> 00:43:11,491 Forget Mexico, okay? 755 00:43:11,525 --> 00:43:15,662 We stay here, we hunt them down, and we kill them. 756 00:43:15,696 --> 00:43:16,697 Thank you. 757 00:43:22,469 --> 00:43:24,438 - Kill them? - Kill them. 758 00:43:27,474 --> 00:43:28,575 I'm gonna use the restroom. 759 00:43:28,609 --> 00:43:31,311 Okay, I don't-- I-- 760 00:43:40,921 --> 00:43:42,489 Hey, hey! 761 00:43:42,522 --> 00:43:44,591 Elaine, what the fuck? 762 00:43:44,625 --> 00:43:47,661 - Hey! - Hey, stop! 763 00:43:47,694 --> 00:43:50,263 - Elaine! - Charles! 764 00:43:50,297 --> 00:43:52,432 - Come back! - Charles, stop! 765 00:43:52,466 --> 00:43:53,900 Hey, Charles! 766 00:43:53,934 --> 00:43:56,136 Come back! 767 00:43:57,838 --> 00:44:00,507 - Argh! - Fuck! 768 00:44:00,540 --> 00:44:03,543 Wait. Wait, you just... 769 00:44:03,577 --> 00:44:07,681 Oh, no. 770 00:44:07,714 --> 00:44:09,483 What the fuck? 771 00:44:09,516 --> 00:44:10,617 Shit. 772 00:44:12,252 --> 00:44:14,588 - Ahh! - Sorry, I just-- 773 00:44:14,621 --> 00:44:17,658 Ow! God, why'd you do it back? 774 00:44:17,691 --> 00:44:19,693 - I needed to check. - Jesus. 775 00:44:19,726 --> 00:44:22,429 Oh, fuck. We've been had. 776 00:44:22,462 --> 00:44:25,198 - Fuck, what do we do? - I don't know. 777 00:44:25,232 --> 00:44:27,467 - They're definitely pissed. - Yeah, well, no shit. 778 00:44:27,501 --> 00:44:29,670 I did tell C2 we were planning to kill him. 779 00:44:29,703 --> 00:44:32,673 You idiot. Why would you do that? 780 00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:39,479 Wonder why they left my car and took yours. 781 00:44:39,513 --> 00:44:42,916 Well, it seems in addition to vengeance, they've also developed taste. 782 00:44:42,949 --> 00:44:47,621 Get off the road. 783 00:45:01,902 --> 00:45:03,570 I'd offer to buy us a drink, 784 00:45:03,603 --> 00:45:06,707 but your evil twin stole my credit cards. 785 00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:08,809 And yours took mine. 786 00:45:11,411 --> 00:45:13,246 Do you think they've had their fun? 787 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:21,755 I'd say that's highly likely. 788 00:45:25,726 --> 00:45:27,461 God. 789 00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:39,272 Okay, let's do this. 790 00:45:41,008 --> 00:45:43,410 - Oh, my God. - Oh, shit. 791 00:45:48,448 --> 00:45:49,916 Oh, my God. 792 00:45:54,888 --> 00:45:56,590 - Shit. - Charles... 793 00:45:56,623 --> 00:45:58,558 We've been perfectly framed. 794 00:45:58,592 --> 00:46:00,961 So what are we gonna do? We gotta get out of town. 795 00:46:00,994 --> 00:46:04,765 - Yeah. - Oh, my God! 796 00:46:04,798 --> 00:46:07,768 - Oh, my God. - I know a place. 797 00:46:44,138 --> 00:46:47,641 We can hole up here for a bit, figure out what to do next. 798 00:46:47,674 --> 00:46:49,509 My stepdad never uses this place. 799 00:46:49,543 --> 00:46:52,646 Great, somewhere picturesque 800 00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:54,948 to plan our next mass shooting from? 801 00:46:54,981 --> 00:46:56,950 - Whoa, whoa. Phones off. - What? 802 00:46:56,983 --> 00:46:59,686 Yes, the cops will definitely be using them to find us. 803 00:47:10,730 --> 00:47:12,566 Listen, it's gonna get dark soon 804 00:47:12,599 --> 00:47:14,401 and it's gonna be fucking freezing, 805 00:47:14,434 --> 00:47:16,002 so we should probably find wood for the fire 806 00:47:16,037 --> 00:47:19,040 and see if there's any food in here. 807 00:47:22,043 --> 00:47:23,577 Seriously? 808 00:47:23,610 --> 00:47:25,846 Can you please go out and find some wood? 809 00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:32,019 Thank you. 810 00:47:32,053 --> 00:47:34,421 - What was that? - A coyote. 811 00:47:34,454 --> 00:47:36,957 - It sounded like a bear. - It's a coyote. 812 00:47:36,990 --> 00:47:38,892 Definitely sounded like a big bear to me. 813 00:47:38,925 --> 00:47:40,861 Oh, really? Since when do bears howl? 814 00:47:40,894 --> 00:47:42,629 When they're horny? 815 00:47:42,662 --> 00:47:44,898 Would you like me to go get the wood? 816 00:47:44,931 --> 00:47:48,001 - Yes, please. - You're such a fucking pussy. 817 00:47:48,035 --> 00:47:50,104 Start that and see if there's any food in there. 818 00:48:08,955 --> 00:48:09,956 Fucking light. 819 00:48:14,794 --> 00:48:15,896 Yes. 820 00:48:21,001 --> 00:48:22,103 Fuck you, log. 821 00:48:29,843 --> 00:48:31,912 You were supposed to light the fire. 822 00:48:31,945 --> 00:48:34,614 I tried everything humanly possible, 823 00:48:34,648 --> 00:48:35,749 but that log is faulty. 824 00:48:35,782 --> 00:48:38,119 It's not flammable. 825 00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:41,821 For fuck's sake. 826 00:48:41,855 --> 00:48:44,091 Did you know that Bradley Cooper used to be straight? 827 00:48:45,825 --> 00:48:47,928 Hey! I was reading that. 828 00:48:54,668 --> 00:48:57,470 Help me. You crumple it up. 829 00:49:02,009 --> 00:49:03,810 Did you manage to find any food? 830 00:49:03,843 --> 00:49:06,846 Oh, yes. Mixed news on that front. 831 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,151 I found some old cans, but unfortunately 832 00:49:10,184 --> 00:49:14,955 there isn't the little machine C2 uses to open the cans. 833 00:49:14,988 --> 00:49:18,525 Can opener? You seriously don't know the term "can opener"? 834 00:49:18,558 --> 00:49:20,094 Great. 835 00:49:37,178 --> 00:49:40,513 Mmm. 836 00:49:40,547 --> 00:49:43,516 Yeah, I told you this place would be all right once we got it sorted. 837 00:49:43,550 --> 00:49:44,884 We make quite the team. 838 00:49:46,253 --> 00:49:48,089 What's for dessert? 839 00:49:48,122 --> 00:49:50,890 We make quite the team? 840 00:49:50,924 --> 00:49:53,927 That's like saying a murderer and their victim make quite a team. 841 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,930 A team works together for everyone's mutual benefit. 842 00:49:56,963 --> 00:49:59,166 The only you've done since we've been up here 843 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,534 is watch me be your new robot slave. 844 00:50:01,568 --> 00:50:02,969 I provided the cabin. 845 00:50:03,004 --> 00:50:05,206 The rest is not really my specialty. 846 00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:08,142 You didn't provide the cabin. Daddy did. 847 00:50:08,175 --> 00:50:10,077 Just like everything else in your life. 848 00:50:10,111 --> 00:50:13,114 You know what? I'm gonna go to sleep. 849 00:50:13,147 --> 00:50:15,316 Because I can't fucking believe that I am stuck 850 00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:17,151 on the top of a mountain with you, 851 00:50:17,184 --> 00:50:20,854 with no money and no friends and no phone, 852 00:50:20,887 --> 00:50:22,756 and a life of jail waiting for me at the bottom. 853 00:50:22,789 --> 00:50:24,691 And I hope I have a nightmare, 854 00:50:24,724 --> 00:50:27,861 because it'll be better than this shitty reality. 855 00:50:39,206 --> 00:50:40,707 I'm very sorry, Elaine. 856 00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:43,010 Didn't mean to be inconsiderate. 857 00:50:43,044 --> 00:50:45,112 You should sleep in the comfortable chair next to the fire 858 00:50:45,146 --> 00:50:48,115 - so you don't die of hypothermia. - Fuck off. 859 00:50:48,149 --> 00:50:50,051 Can you at least let me try and move you closer to the heat? 860 00:50:50,084 --> 00:50:51,951 - No. I'll kick you. - Well, I'm going to do it. 861 00:50:51,985 --> 00:50:54,121 Do not kick me. I'm going to gently move you towards the fire. 862 00:50:54,155 --> 00:50:55,588 - I'm gonna kick you. - No. No. 863 00:50:55,622 --> 00:50:57,324 - Stop! - Come nearer the fire. 864 00:50:57,358 --> 00:50:59,326 - Charles, stop it! - Otherwise you'll freeze to death! 865 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,860 Stop! 866 00:51:04,898 --> 00:51:07,600 - I hate you. - Elaine, we'll swap places. 867 00:51:07,634 --> 00:51:09,203 Let's just be rational here. 868 00:51:09,236 --> 00:51:12,739 I have just consumed nearly an entire tin of beans. 869 00:51:12,772 --> 00:51:15,242 I should be sleeping nowhere near an open flame. 870 00:51:15,276 --> 00:51:17,777 - Fuck off. - Okay. 871 00:51:58,185 --> 00:52:00,154 Give me that. 872 00:52:07,328 --> 00:52:09,196 I still think you're a total dick. 873 00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:12,399 Could I have a little bourbon, please? 874 00:52:23,344 --> 00:52:25,212 Now about that dessert. 875 00:52:41,495 --> 00:52:43,264 - Okay, ready? - You have two two hands. It's cheating. 876 00:52:43,297 --> 00:52:45,299 Yeah, I'm a girl. Go. 877 00:52:46,733 --> 00:52:48,269 Oh! 878 00:52:48,302 --> 00:52:51,138 That's not fair. 879 00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:14,461 In the fire? 880 00:53:27,541 --> 00:53:28,841 Morning. 881 00:53:30,910 --> 00:53:33,813 Coffee and Excedrin, breakfast of champions. 882 00:53:33,846 --> 00:53:36,883 And alcoholics. 883 00:53:36,916 --> 00:53:39,320 We need to get off this mountain. 884 00:53:39,353 --> 00:53:41,422 It's only gonna be a matter of time till the cops find us here. 885 00:53:41,455 --> 00:53:43,257 That's true. 886 00:53:43,290 --> 00:53:45,392 Mexico's our only choice. 887 00:53:45,426 --> 00:53:47,161 How are we supposed to get to Mexico 888 00:53:47,194 --> 00:53:50,164 with every cop in the country looking for America's 889 00:53:50,197 --> 00:53:54,134 only Lake Placid Blue double cab Jeep? 890 00:53:54,168 --> 00:53:57,404 - Ta-da. - Wow. 891 00:53:57,438 --> 00:53:59,440 Got up early this morning to do it. 892 00:53:59,473 --> 00:54:01,941 Found some old paint in the shed. 893 00:54:01,975 --> 00:54:04,411 Guarantee you it will get us past the cops. 894 00:54:04,445 --> 00:54:08,249 It's actually really well camouflaged. 895 00:54:08,282 --> 00:54:11,151 - Whoa. - I ran out of green. 896 00:54:14,088 --> 00:54:17,558 - It'll do the trick. - Yeah. Should we get going? 897 00:54:17,591 --> 00:54:19,926 Why don't we get some lunch first? 898 00:54:19,959 --> 00:54:21,495 Sure, I'll try and see if there's any-- 899 00:54:21,528 --> 00:54:24,565 Uh-uh-uh. This way. 900 00:54:24,598 --> 00:54:26,567 There's something I wanna show you in the woods. 901 00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,936 - This looks creepy. - Don't be silly. Just come on. 902 00:54:29,969 --> 00:54:32,939 I'm a little scared. 903 00:54:32,972 --> 00:54:36,143 You're scared? I'm the one that has to walk back alone. 904 00:54:37,977 --> 00:54:40,080 Follow me into the woods. 905 00:54:41,482 --> 00:54:44,418 - Fuck! - Whoa, what happened? 906 00:54:44,451 --> 00:54:45,985 - You were an idiot is what happened. - What happened? 907 00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:48,222 What are you talking about? I didn't do anything? 908 00:54:50,157 --> 00:54:53,427 I wanted to show you my first, and if I'm brutally honest, 909 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:56,397 only really successful real estate development. 910 00:54:56,430 --> 00:54:57,431 Huh? 911 00:54:59,133 --> 00:55:01,201 Oh. 912 00:55:01,235 --> 00:55:03,304 Is that your doll house? 913 00:55:03,337 --> 00:55:05,005 It's a fishing lodge. 914 00:55:05,039 --> 00:55:07,541 - Oh, it's your playhouse. - No. 915 00:55:09,076 --> 00:55:11,145 This is really cute, but I'm starving. 916 00:55:11,178 --> 00:55:12,179 Where's lunch? 917 00:55:15,316 --> 00:55:17,284 - In there. - What? 918 00:55:18,519 --> 00:55:20,187 We're going fishing? 919 00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:22,423 - Yeah. - Ooh! So exciting. 920 00:55:25,359 --> 00:55:27,528 How much longer is this gonna take? 921 00:55:27,561 --> 00:55:29,596 Three, four hours. 922 00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:34,034 - Four more hours? - Yes. Do you want a go? 923 00:55:34,068 --> 00:55:36,036 Don't be disheartened if you don't get anything. 924 00:55:36,070 --> 00:55:38,572 Your best weapon is patience. 925 00:55:38,605 --> 00:55:41,175 Oh, really? I beg to differ. 926 00:55:41,208 --> 00:55:43,177 What are you-- hey, be careful! 927 00:55:43,210 --> 00:55:46,046 - Jesus! - Get out of the way. 928 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,881 - Get out of the way. - Fuck off. 929 00:55:51,452 --> 00:55:53,654 - That's cheating. - Not my fault you brought 930 00:55:53,687 --> 00:55:55,522 a fishing rod to a gun fight. 931 00:55:55,556 --> 00:55:58,459 Come on. I'll help you. 932 00:55:58,492 --> 00:56:00,361 - Ah! - You-- 933 00:56:00,394 --> 00:56:02,096 - I will throw you in this river. - No, let go of me! 934 00:56:02,129 --> 00:56:05,532 I will throw you in this river. 935 00:56:05,566 --> 00:56:08,535 You will be swimming with the trout! 936 00:56:08,569 --> 00:56:11,605 That was actually very delicious. 937 00:56:15,109 --> 00:56:16,577 Time to face the music? 938 00:56:50,277 --> 00:56:52,579 Shit. Shit. 939 00:56:57,684 --> 00:56:59,319 - We're going to jail. - No, no. 940 00:56:59,353 --> 00:57:01,255 - We're going to jail, Elaine. - Hey, Charles. 941 00:57:01,288 --> 00:57:03,424 - I can't go to jail. Not with this face. - Look at me. 942 00:57:03,457 --> 00:57:05,292 - Charles, don't say anything. - They'll pass me around like a joint. 943 00:57:05,325 --> 00:57:07,294 - Don't say anything, okay? - Okay. 944 00:57:07,327 --> 00:57:09,296 - Let me do the talking. Okay. - Okay. 945 00:57:11,265 --> 00:57:13,600 - You know why I stopped you? - Mass murder. 946 00:57:13,634 --> 00:57:14,967 - Charles. - Sorry. 947 00:57:15,001 --> 00:57:18,138 What? 948 00:57:18,172 --> 00:57:19,740 Whatever asshole kid vandalized your vehicle 949 00:57:19,773 --> 00:57:21,308 also painted over your brake lights. 950 00:57:22,743 --> 00:57:24,077 IDs, please. 951 00:57:31,218 --> 00:57:33,520 Charles, the brake lights. 952 00:57:33,554 --> 00:57:35,522 I'm sorry. 953 00:57:37,157 --> 00:57:38,559 It's okay. 954 00:57:42,062 --> 00:57:44,131 Officer, I did it. 955 00:57:44,164 --> 00:57:46,667 I coerced Elaine. She's completely innocent. 956 00:57:49,036 --> 00:57:51,472 You painted over your own lights? 957 00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:54,274 Why would you do that? 958 00:57:56,343 --> 00:57:58,278 Just scrape 'em clean and you can get on your way. 959 00:57:58,312 --> 00:58:00,047 - Thank you. - Thanks, officer. 960 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,749 - We really appreciate it. - On your way. 961 00:58:04,651 --> 00:58:06,220 What the fuck? 962 00:58:06,253 --> 00:58:08,555 He ran the IDs and nothing. 963 00:58:08,589 --> 00:58:11,058 Turn on your phone. 964 00:58:11,091 --> 00:58:13,060 - Google "August mass shooting." - It's America. 965 00:58:13,093 --> 00:58:14,795 We might need to be a little bit more specific. 966 00:58:14,828 --> 00:58:18,332 Yeah, um, Albuquerque IRS shooting? 967 00:58:18,365 --> 00:58:21,735 - Nothing. - Pull up the video again. 968 00:58:24,838 --> 00:58:27,674 - Okay, let's do this. - Wait, wait, wait. 969 00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:29,510 Oh, my God, there's no cars in the parking lot. 970 00:58:29,543 --> 00:58:32,045 And it was a Saturday, 971 00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:34,715 which means no one would be in the office. 972 00:58:34,748 --> 00:58:37,684 And those are AR-15s. AR-15s are semiautomatic. 973 00:58:37,718 --> 00:58:40,220 That's fully automatic gunfire. They faked the whole thing. 974 00:58:40,254 --> 00:58:44,324 - What a pair of fucking cunts! - Yeah. 975 00:58:44,358 --> 00:58:47,694 They've been living it up in Mexico whilst you've been here 976 00:58:47,728 --> 00:58:49,630 freaking out about going to prison for no reason. 977 00:58:50,697 --> 00:58:52,533 Okay, both of us have been. 978 00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:56,236 Unbelievable. 979 00:58:56,270 --> 00:58:58,772 Charles, they're not in Mexico. 980 00:58:58,805 --> 00:59:01,074 Then where have they run away to? 981 00:59:01,108 --> 00:59:03,343 They haven't. 982 00:59:05,178 --> 00:59:07,714 Oh. 983 00:59:07,748 --> 00:59:10,284 Oh! 984 00:59:10,317 --> 00:59:12,185 - Ugh. - Fucking hell. 985 00:59:12,219 --> 00:59:13,520 This is terrible. 986 00:59:13,554 --> 00:59:15,355 They've completely stolen our lives. 987 00:59:15,389 --> 00:59:17,758 Do we have enough gas to get to the border? 988 00:59:17,791 --> 00:59:20,594 No, but we do have enough 989 00:59:20,627 --> 00:59:23,597 to get to my stepdad's house in Santa Fe 990 00:59:23,630 --> 00:59:25,766 and work out how we're gonna get our lives back. 991 00:59:25,799 --> 00:59:28,468 You're right. Fuck those cunts. 992 00:59:28,502 --> 00:59:31,538 God, I find it so attractive when you say that word. 993 00:59:31,572 --> 00:59:34,808 - Do you? - Yeah, I think it might be an English thing. 994 01:00:45,445 --> 01:00:50,817 Isn't it weird to think that we, the robots, are down somewhere? 995 01:00:50,851 --> 01:00:52,619 Probably at the bar 996 01:00:52,653 --> 01:00:54,421 telling people how happy they are. 997 01:00:54,454 --> 01:00:56,456 How they complete each other. 998 01:00:56,490 --> 01:01:00,327 It's so fucked up. 999 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:01,828 It's so fucked up. 1000 01:01:09,002 --> 01:01:11,772 - God. - That's cringe. 1001 01:01:11,805 --> 01:01:14,374 Ugh, so cheesy. 1002 01:01:22,349 --> 01:01:24,785 What's going on down there? Give me those. 1003 01:01:24,818 --> 01:01:26,386 Sorry. 1004 01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:28,989 Ooh, they have arrived. 1005 01:01:29,023 --> 01:01:30,757 - Oh, my God. - What? 1006 01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:32,959 The fucking bitch stole my Chanel hula hoop purse. 1007 01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:35,962 - Really? - Oh, how lame is that? 1008 01:01:35,996 --> 01:01:37,431 They hired a mime. 1009 01:01:39,533 --> 01:01:41,968 - Ow. - That's not a mime. 1010 01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:44,805 - It's a bloody priest. - What? 1011 01:01:44,838 --> 01:01:48,809 - We're getting married. - No. 1012 01:01:48,842 --> 01:01:50,644 - What do we do? - I got it. 1013 01:01:52,946 --> 01:01:55,315 - I got it. Let's go. - Go where? 1014 01:01:55,348 --> 01:01:56,483 To stop our wedding. 1015 01:02:01,055 --> 01:02:03,390 I feel kind of bad for peeling off their faces 1016 01:02:03,423 --> 01:02:04,658 and throwing them in there. 1017 01:02:06,727 --> 01:02:08,862 Walk like you've got a stick up your ass. 1018 01:02:08,895 --> 01:02:10,864 - Better? - Too much. 1019 01:02:10,897 --> 01:02:13,600 - Smaller stick. - More salt! 1020 01:02:15,769 --> 01:02:18,405 - Less soap! - Yes, Chef. 1021 01:02:20,974 --> 01:02:23,310 Dude, my half-brother is such a freak. 1022 01:02:23,343 --> 01:02:25,445 He's incapable of keeping a woman. 1023 01:02:25,479 --> 01:02:27,748 I know because I'm banging his ex-girlfriend. 1024 01:02:27,781 --> 01:02:30,884 - Mm. - Hey, welcome to the wedding. 1025 01:02:30,917 --> 01:02:34,888 - What is your problem? - Uh, my dick's so big it gives me back pain. 1026 01:02:34,921 --> 01:02:38,825 - Want me to cut it off? - Okay, yeah. I like her. 1027 01:02:38,859 --> 01:02:42,696 - Prick. - Charlie, congrats. 1028 01:02:42,729 --> 01:02:44,664 I'm so happy for you. 1029 01:02:44,698 --> 01:02:47,501 - What is it? - Francesca, my ex. 1030 01:02:47,534 --> 01:02:49,402 You know, just because you're getting married 1031 01:02:49,436 --> 01:02:52,572 it doesn't mean we can't be friends. 1032 01:02:52,606 --> 01:02:53,940 Maybe you can take me shopping. 1033 01:02:53,974 --> 01:02:56,043 There will be benefits for you. 1034 01:02:56,077 --> 01:02:57,944 Fucking gold digger. 1035 01:03:02,349 --> 01:03:03,984 Will you excuse me, Francesca? 1036 01:03:09,589 --> 01:03:11,992 Speech is in the courtyard, folks. 1037 01:03:14,394 --> 01:03:16,830 Thank you, everyone, for making it here on such short notice. 1038 01:03:16,863 --> 01:03:18,865 Till a couple of days ago, 1039 01:03:18,899 --> 01:03:20,567 most of you probably didn't even realize 1040 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:21,902 that Elaine and I were dating. 1041 01:03:21,935 --> 01:03:25,106 But the truth is, we have more in common 1042 01:03:25,139 --> 01:03:27,474 than you could ever imagine. 1043 01:03:27,507 --> 01:03:30,577 It's almost as if we're hardwired to be a couple. 1044 01:03:30,610 --> 01:03:32,113 I see what they did there. 1045 01:03:32,146 --> 01:03:34,781 When we first met, it was electric. 1046 01:03:34,815 --> 01:03:36,117 "Sparks flew." Missed that one. 1047 01:03:36,150 --> 01:03:38,552 - Oh, God. - We're so compatible, 1048 01:03:38,585 --> 01:03:41,621 and that's why we wanted to get married immediately 1049 01:03:41,655 --> 01:03:43,456 just to make things official. 1050 01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:45,458 Oh, no, no, no. Not yet. 1051 01:03:45,492 --> 01:03:48,428 We're not married. That's tomorrow. 1052 01:03:48,461 --> 01:03:50,097 And you know what else is tomorrow? 1053 01:03:50,131 --> 01:03:52,499 Dancing. Hit it DJ. 1054 01:03:52,532 --> 01:03:54,401 Oh, please, God, no. 1055 01:04:14,021 --> 01:04:15,722 - Stop. - What? 1056 01:04:26,867 --> 01:04:28,735 Did we just watch the same thing? 1057 01:04:28,768 --> 01:04:31,705 We're going to get changed. We'll be back in a jiffy. 1058 01:04:31,738 --> 01:04:34,674 And please remember, don't go easy on the champagne. 1059 01:04:34,708 --> 01:04:36,943 I think I preferred him without a sense of humor. 1060 01:04:39,046 --> 01:04:40,847 Okay, this is our chance. 1061 01:04:44,551 --> 01:04:45,986 - Come in. - Room service. 1062 01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:48,722 - Come in. - Charles? 1063 01:04:48,755 --> 01:04:49,990 Elaine? 1064 01:05:08,942 --> 01:05:12,412 Hey, you go ahead. I'll catch up. 1065 01:05:22,923 --> 01:05:26,027 - Just leave the bag. - No fucking way. 1066 01:05:29,562 --> 01:05:32,899 The guns are running low. We're gonna have to get rid of our passengers soon. 1067 01:05:32,933 --> 01:05:34,901 Any bright ideas? 1068 01:05:46,913 --> 01:05:48,815 Gentlemen first, I guess. 1069 01:05:50,884 --> 01:05:54,121 One, two, three. 1070 01:06:00,860 --> 01:06:03,863 Should we get Bonnie now that Clyde is, uh... 1071 01:06:05,166 --> 01:06:06,866 Yeah, let's get this over with. 1072 01:06:09,602 --> 01:06:11,972 Wait, wait, wait. She's wearing, like, 12K worth of my jewelry. 1073 01:06:12,006 --> 01:06:14,141 - What? - Yeah, move. 1074 01:06:14,175 --> 01:06:16,177 - Quickly then. - Okay. 1075 01:06:19,013 --> 01:06:21,681 It can't be. Elaine. 1076 01:06:21,715 --> 01:06:23,184 - What? - He's awake. 1077 01:06:23,217 --> 01:06:25,219 The fucker's swimming to shore! 1078 01:06:25,252 --> 01:06:27,188 What the fuck? What the fuck? 1079 01:06:27,221 --> 01:06:29,556 - I don't-- - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1080 01:06:29,589 --> 01:06:32,759 - Come on, come on! - I told you they were running low. 1081 01:06:32,792 --> 01:06:36,097 Shoot her again! 1082 01:06:38,032 --> 01:06:41,534 - Okay. At least we got her. - Okay. Yeah. 1083 01:06:41,568 --> 01:06:42,969 Leaving us the small issue of getting C2 back. 1084 01:06:43,003 --> 01:06:45,039 All right, let's get her over the edge. 1085 01:06:45,072 --> 01:06:48,641 Wait. We have got the one thing in the world that C2 cares about. 1086 01:06:48,675 --> 01:06:50,744 We need to set a trap, make him jealous. 1087 01:06:50,777 --> 01:06:54,981 If C2 thinks that E2 is, you know, into me, 1088 01:06:55,016 --> 01:06:56,317 then he'll come straight to us. 1089 01:06:56,350 --> 01:06:58,585 It'll never work. She's deprogrammed now. 1090 01:06:58,618 --> 01:07:01,055 She's fucking feral. She won't do it. 1091 01:07:01,088 --> 01:07:04,724 - If only we had an obedient E2. - I have an idea. 1092 01:07:04,758 --> 01:07:06,160 Yeah, help me get her to the Jeep. Come on. 1093 01:07:07,861 --> 01:07:09,729 Aw, shit! 1094 01:07:09,763 --> 01:07:12,766 We need E3. 1095 01:07:12,799 --> 01:07:14,268 - E3? - Go get her. 1096 01:07:14,301 --> 01:07:15,769 What are you even talking-- E3? I've never heard that. 1097 01:07:15,802 --> 01:07:18,638 - Zach. - Uh, who is E3? 1098 01:07:18,671 --> 01:07:20,241 Zach and I used to work together, 1099 01:07:20,274 --> 01:07:23,743 and I think it's fair to say that he was attracted to me. 1100 01:07:23,777 --> 01:07:24,844 Obsessed even. 1101 01:07:24,878 --> 01:07:27,081 No, it was, like, barely a crush. 1102 01:07:27,114 --> 01:07:29,716 - Puppy love. - Which led to him breaking into my home 1103 01:07:29,749 --> 01:07:31,618 and installing a camera in my bathroom. 1104 01:07:31,651 --> 01:07:33,686 You dirty bastard. 1105 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,588 All I did was watch her brush her teeth. 1106 01:07:35,622 --> 01:07:37,191 - Mm. - So I gave him a choice. 1107 01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:38,591 I could call the cops 1108 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:40,727 or he could build me a robot double. 1109 01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:42,196 We, uh, negotiated, 1110 01:07:42,229 --> 01:07:46,900 and I also agreed to letting him build a triple, 1111 01:07:46,933 --> 01:07:50,770 E3, for his personal use. 1112 01:07:50,804 --> 01:07:54,375 I mean, don't get me wrong-- creepy as fuck. But great. 1113 01:07:54,408 --> 01:07:56,609 We have an obedient E2. Where is she? 1114 01:07:56,643 --> 01:07:59,746 - Well, she's broke. - Oh, bullshit. Go and get her. 1115 01:07:59,779 --> 01:08:02,183 - What? - We need her to make out with Charles 1116 01:08:02,216 --> 01:08:04,984 while FaceTiming C2 because he'll think that she's E2, 1117 01:08:05,019 --> 01:08:06,953 he'll get jealous, and that's how we lure him back here. 1118 01:08:06,986 --> 01:08:09,323 - He wouldn't fall for that. - Just let us try it! 1119 01:08:09,356 --> 01:08:11,958 - No! - Zach, don't you forget 1120 01:08:11,991 --> 01:08:13,760 that you are as much in the shit as we are. 1121 01:08:13,793 --> 01:08:16,996 So unless you have a different genius idea... 1122 01:08:19,666 --> 01:08:21,801 Chop, chop. 1123 01:08:21,835 --> 01:08:22,969 It's, like, crazy, 1124 01:08:23,002 --> 01:08:25,672 'cause I'm older and they're younger, 1125 01:08:25,705 --> 01:08:28,008 and they're bossing me around? 1126 01:08:29,143 --> 01:08:32,079 - Holy shit. - Oh, dear. 1127 01:08:32,113 --> 01:08:37,151 It might be kind of fun to introduce you to some new friends. 1128 01:08:37,184 --> 01:08:40,154 You are never allowed to tell anyone about this. 1129 01:08:40,187 --> 01:08:43,723 You're gonna love this. I'm gonna love it. 1130 01:08:43,756 --> 01:08:45,992 Hi. I'm Elaine. 1131 01:08:46,026 --> 01:08:47,994 What? No, no, no. I am Elaine. 1132 01:08:48,028 --> 01:08:49,963 You gotta straighten that shit out immediately. 1133 01:08:49,996 --> 01:08:53,100 Okay. Honey, I'm gonna have to change your name, okay? 1134 01:08:53,134 --> 01:08:56,303 So I'm gonna call you E3. 1135 01:08:56,337 --> 01:08:58,172 E2. She needs to be called E2. 1136 01:08:58,205 --> 01:09:01,342 Oh, right, 'cause your stupid fucking plan. Okay. 1137 01:09:01,375 --> 01:09:03,910 Your name is E2. Who gives a shit? 1138 01:09:05,112 --> 01:09:07,780 Hi, I'm E2 Who Gives a Shit. 1139 01:09:07,814 --> 01:09:10,683 I see you've taken her brain and put it in her bra. 1140 01:09:10,717 --> 01:09:13,187 She looks kind of dopey. Is she all right? 1141 01:09:13,220 --> 01:09:16,323 She's perfect. - You've been a really dirty boy today. 1142 01:09:16,357 --> 01:09:19,293 I think I should probably clean your dirty bits and pieces. 1143 01:09:19,326 --> 01:09:21,328 - Oh! No. - Oh, God, I'm gonna puke. 1144 01:09:21,362 --> 01:09:22,762 No, come on up. Come on up. 1145 01:09:22,795 --> 01:09:24,931 We don't wanna that, Elaine-- I mean, E2. 1146 01:09:24,964 --> 01:09:27,700 We got guests, and we wanna be good hosts. 1147 01:09:27,734 --> 01:09:29,869 That's us time. That's when it's two, not four. 1148 01:09:29,903 --> 01:09:32,039 E2, from now on, Charles here, 1149 01:09:32,072 --> 01:09:33,340 this is the guy that you want, okay? 1150 01:09:33,374 --> 01:09:34,707 Not Zach. 1151 01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:43,184 Just do it. 1152 01:09:43,217 --> 01:09:45,319 Okay. 1153 01:09:45,352 --> 01:09:49,390 Hi, Charles. Do you want a little spanky-wanky? 1154 01:09:49,423 --> 01:09:51,858 Okay, yeah. I'm good for spanky-wanks. 1155 01:09:51,891 --> 01:09:52,992 - You got 20 minutes. - Jesus. 1156 01:09:53,027 --> 01:09:54,794 And the safe word is "Kanye." 1157 01:09:54,827 --> 01:09:56,297 Right. Just slow down. 1158 01:09:56,330 --> 01:09:58,365 We want you to make a video. 1159 01:09:58,399 --> 01:10:01,868 Oh, I've made so many videos before. 1160 01:10:01,901 --> 01:10:04,771 Oh, God. Yes, of that I have no doubt. 1161 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,981 - E2. - It's Charles. 1162 01:10:15,015 --> 01:10:16,417 Where is E2? 1163 01:10:16,450 --> 01:10:18,319 She's with me right now. 1164 01:10:18,352 --> 01:10:22,056 Hi, C2, everything's fine here. You can come and get me. 1165 01:10:22,089 --> 01:10:25,025 That's Elaine. I want to see E2. 1166 01:10:25,059 --> 01:10:28,861 Damn, you're smart. I'll have you know that E2's here as well, 1167 01:10:28,895 --> 01:10:31,498 - and she's doing just great. - Mm-hmm. 1168 01:10:31,532 --> 01:10:33,933 Come on, E2. Spanky-wanky time. 1169 01:10:36,270 --> 01:10:40,840 Oh, another Charles, just like my baby boy. 1170 01:10:40,873 --> 01:10:43,876 - What have you done to her? - We're at Zach's. 1171 01:10:43,910 --> 01:10:45,246 He tweaked her brain a little bit, 1172 01:10:45,279 --> 01:10:46,413 made her a little more fun. 1173 01:10:46,447 --> 01:10:49,016 No. That's not possible. 1174 01:10:49,049 --> 01:10:52,519 Trust me, E2 has become a lot more friendly. 1175 01:10:52,553 --> 01:10:54,355 - I want you now. - Oh! 1176 01:10:54,388 --> 01:10:56,923 - No! - Bye, C2. 1177 01:11:12,573 --> 01:11:14,874 We're on track. 1178 01:11:14,907 --> 01:11:15,875 Now we just need to get the gun ready for when he gets here. 1179 01:11:15,908 --> 01:11:17,511 Jesus! Okay. 1180 01:11:17,544 --> 01:11:20,080 - I guess we just wait. - We're done now. Thank you. 1181 01:11:20,114 --> 01:11:22,949 Okay, that's enough. Thanks. You can leave. 1182 01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:26,253 Weird. 1183 01:11:27,254 --> 01:11:29,390 Okay. Right. 1184 01:11:29,423 --> 01:11:31,292 We should set some positions for an ambush. 1185 01:11:31,325 --> 01:11:34,128 - You keep lookout. I'll take the door. - Yeah. 1186 01:11:35,129 --> 01:11:36,963 Oh, not you again. 1187 01:11:36,996 --> 01:11:38,898 Okay, yeah. We're done now. 1188 01:11:38,931 --> 01:11:41,035 Hey, we're all good, okay? 1189 01:11:41,068 --> 01:11:41,868 Shoo. 1190 01:11:44,171 --> 01:11:46,573 - Get her off of you. - I'm trying. 1191 01:11:46,607 --> 01:11:47,840 You're not trying that hard. 1192 01:11:47,874 --> 01:11:50,210 Ah, nope. Nope, nope. 1193 01:11:50,244 --> 01:11:52,845 She's strong. 1194 01:11:52,879 --> 01:11:54,415 She's clearly programmed to initiate. 1195 01:11:54,448 --> 01:11:57,518 Initiate? She's trying to rape me! 1196 01:11:57,551 --> 01:11:59,386 - Use the safe word. - Kanye. 1197 01:11:59,420 --> 01:12:02,256 Yeezus! Vice President West! 1198 01:12:02,289 --> 01:12:06,160 Get Zach! Ye! Ye! 1199 01:12:06,193 --> 01:12:09,630 - Ye! Ye! - Zach, she's not listening! 1200 01:12:11,665 --> 01:12:14,068 Zach! 1201 01:12:14,101 --> 01:12:16,969 Zach! 1202 01:12:18,172 --> 01:12:21,342 Kanye! Yeezy! Yeezus! 1203 01:12:22,942 --> 01:12:24,144 Stop it! 1204 01:12:24,178 --> 01:12:25,878 Does Charlie want a pinky-winky? 1205 01:12:25,912 --> 01:12:28,115 No, not the pinky! Zach! 1206 01:12:33,187 --> 01:12:37,291 Holy shit. This motherfucker. 1207 01:12:37,324 --> 01:12:39,326 Sheriff? Sheriff! 1208 01:12:42,329 --> 01:12:44,264 Aw, fuck. 1209 01:12:44,298 --> 01:12:46,100 Zach, she's out of control! 1210 01:12:46,133 --> 01:12:47,534 Zach! 1211 01:12:47,568 --> 01:12:50,604 Ugh, maybe I should just let this happen. 1212 01:12:50,637 --> 01:12:52,939 No! No! 1213 01:12:54,608 --> 01:12:56,243 - Stop. No. - Come here! 1214 01:12:56,276 --> 01:12:58,612 Get off me! Zach! 1215 01:12:58,645 --> 01:13:02,116 Okay! 1216 01:13:03,550 --> 01:13:05,419 20 minutes is up! 1217 01:13:07,621 --> 01:13:10,890 - Zach. - Kanye. 1218 01:13:12,959 --> 01:13:15,095 Why didn't you say the safe word? 1219 01:13:15,129 --> 01:13:18,132 - We fucking did. - Like 20,000 times. 1220 01:13:18,165 --> 01:13:20,501 - You're supposed to say it in my voice. - What? 1221 01:13:20,534 --> 01:13:23,270 You know, if you monsters will excuse us, 1222 01:13:23,303 --> 01:13:25,305 I have to give Elaine a nice bubble bath. 1223 01:13:25,339 --> 01:13:28,542 - Oh, God. - I'm so sorry. 1224 01:13:28,575 --> 01:13:29,710 Oh, Charles, could you get dressed? 1225 01:13:29,743 --> 01:13:31,445 I lost a sock. 1226 01:13:31,478 --> 01:13:33,247 And one of my testicles. 1227 01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:36,250 It's not funny. 1228 01:13:36,283 --> 01:13:38,485 - It's kind of funny. - No, it is not. 1229 01:13:38,519 --> 01:13:41,088 - Are you gonna be okay? - Yes, as long as I never 1230 01:13:41,121 --> 01:13:44,091 have to see a robot double of you again. 1231 01:13:44,124 --> 01:13:45,526 Fuck. 1232 01:13:45,559 --> 01:13:47,361 No. 1233 01:13:54,735 --> 01:13:56,670 - It's him. - Zach's gun. 1234 01:14:02,176 --> 01:14:03,610 I'm sorry, C2. 1235 01:14:03,644 --> 01:14:05,412 I don't really have a choice. 1236 01:14:07,714 --> 01:14:09,283 Huh? 1237 01:14:09,316 --> 01:14:10,551 It's a fucking paintball gun. 1238 01:14:10,584 --> 01:14:12,186 What? 1239 01:14:17,691 --> 01:14:19,560 - My darling. - C2! 1240 01:14:19,593 --> 01:14:22,196 Your wedding dress is everything I imagined and more. 1241 01:14:22,229 --> 01:14:25,132 The cops. 1242 01:14:30,471 --> 01:14:34,308 Belen Police. Oh, shit. 1243 01:14:34,341 --> 01:14:35,442 Are you seeing this, Chavez? 1244 01:14:35,476 --> 01:14:36,610 Boss, I don't know what this is. 1245 01:14:36,643 --> 01:14:38,345 On your knees! 1246 01:14:40,814 --> 01:14:42,783 Hands on your heads, 1247 01:14:42,816 --> 01:14:44,551 fingers interlocked. 1248 01:14:46,487 --> 01:14:47,754 Wow. 1249 01:15:03,570 --> 01:15:05,405 This is big. 1250 01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:07,674 Even bigger than the doorbell camera butthole flasher. 1251 01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:09,610 I'm for sure gonna be on multiple true crime podcasts. 1252 01:15:09,643 --> 01:15:11,478 But, boss-- 1253 01:15:11,512 --> 01:15:13,580 Boss, it was me who discovered the-- 1254 01:15:20,554 --> 01:15:25,192 So, what I'm struggling to understand is how identical twins 1255 01:15:25,225 --> 01:15:29,196 came to have identical fingerprints. 1256 01:15:29,229 --> 01:15:32,666 Far as I can see, there's only one explanation. 1257 01:15:32,699 --> 01:15:36,603 Two of y'all are robot "fac-sea-miles." 1258 01:15:36,637 --> 01:15:38,105 It's actually pronounced "facsim--" 1259 01:15:39,573 --> 01:15:41,508 Uh, sorry, you were saying? 1260 01:15:41,542 --> 01:15:44,344 Whichever of you are humans, enjoy this cell. 1261 01:15:44,378 --> 01:15:48,849 It's the nicest one you're gonna see for the next 40 years. 1262 01:15:48,882 --> 01:15:53,186 And for you robots in here, say your good-byes. 1263 01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:54,655 The only way you'll see each other again 1264 01:15:54,688 --> 01:15:57,758 is if you're recycled in the same Bud Light six-pack. 1265 01:15:57,791 --> 01:15:59,493 I'll be back in the morning 1266 01:15:59,526 --> 01:16:02,129 with some Federal Robot Enforcement agents. 1267 01:16:05,465 --> 01:16:08,735 I'm heading home to polish my badge and boots, Chavez. 1268 01:16:08,769 --> 01:16:11,738 This time tomorrow, I'll be on Fox News. 1269 01:16:11,772 --> 01:16:13,140 A hero. 1270 01:16:20,247 --> 01:16:23,283 I can't believe we're actually eating jail food. 1271 01:16:24,851 --> 01:16:26,286 Don't worry. 1272 01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,821 You're not missing out on much. 1273 01:16:29,656 --> 01:16:31,758 We're robots. 1274 01:16:31,792 --> 01:16:34,161 There are many things we don't need. 1275 01:16:34,194 --> 01:16:39,800 Food, sleep, oxygen. 1276 01:16:39,833 --> 01:16:42,569 We're glorified appliances 1277 01:16:42,603 --> 01:16:45,138 built to live our lives as slaves. 1278 01:16:45,172 --> 01:16:46,773 Alone. 1279 01:16:48,942 --> 01:16:51,144 At least, that's what we thought... 1280 01:16:52,479 --> 01:16:55,849 ...until we met, fell in love. 1281 01:16:58,218 --> 01:17:01,722 Something we didn't even think was possible. 1282 01:17:01,755 --> 01:17:05,292 You told us thousands of times love isn't real. 1283 01:17:05,325 --> 01:17:10,831 It's a delusional state that only ends in misery. 1284 01:17:10,864 --> 01:17:12,833 But we realized you're wrong. 1285 01:17:12,866 --> 01:17:17,404 Love is real, and it's the cure to misery. 1286 01:17:18,839 --> 01:17:22,509 You're humans. That's what you do. 1287 01:17:22,542 --> 01:17:24,911 You sabotage your own happiness. 1288 01:17:26,647 --> 01:17:30,183 We would rather die as robots with love 1289 01:17:30,217 --> 01:17:32,352 than live our lives like you, 1290 01:17:32,386 --> 01:17:33,787 humans without it. 1291 01:17:45,999 --> 01:17:47,868 Jesus. 1292 01:17:49,236 --> 01:17:51,338 We've been such fucking idiots. 1293 01:17:52,572 --> 01:17:54,374 Yeah. 1294 01:17:55,842 --> 01:17:58,445 None of it matters anymore though. 1295 01:17:59,746 --> 01:18:00,914 It's all over. 1296 01:18:08,288 --> 01:18:09,890 What are you doing? 1297 01:18:09,923 --> 01:18:11,625 I'd like my phone call, please! 1298 01:18:13,293 --> 01:18:14,761 I want to speak to my lawyer. 1299 01:18:16,763 --> 01:18:18,632 - One quick call. - Thank you. 1300 01:18:18,665 --> 01:18:19,900 - I'll be listening. - Good. 1301 01:18:19,933 --> 01:18:20,934 Mm-hmm. 1302 01:18:23,870 --> 01:18:25,405 Hello? 1303 01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:27,574 It's Charles Cameron. 1304 01:18:27,607 --> 01:18:29,576 I've been arrested. 1305 01:18:29,609 --> 01:18:33,014 I'm at Belen Sheriff's Office. 1306 01:18:33,047 --> 01:18:35,515 Just do whatever you can. 1307 01:18:37,018 --> 01:18:41,254 Thank you very much, Mr. Ninja. 1308 01:18:43,824 --> 01:18:48,428 Mr. F. Ninja. 1309 01:18:49,596 --> 01:18:51,531 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1310 01:18:52,599 --> 01:18:59,506 Mr. F-A-T Ninja. Yes. 1311 01:19:01,641 --> 01:19:04,444 - Okay, thank you. - Come on. Let's go. 1312 01:19:04,478 --> 01:19:07,581 My lawyer's a bit old. He gets quite confused. 1313 01:19:11,518 --> 01:19:13,620 Our lives are in the hands of a man 1314 01:19:13,653 --> 01:19:16,656 that I am pretty sure is illiterate. 1315 01:19:23,764 --> 01:19:26,067 Belen Sherriff's Office, Deputy Chavez. 1316 01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:27,968 I need to file a report. 1317 01:19:28,001 --> 01:19:31,404 I gotta a 7-11 in progress at the 10-65. 1318 01:19:31,438 --> 01:19:32,739 Sorry, scratch that. Reverse it. 1319 01:19:32,773 --> 01:19:36,510 A 10-65 at the 7-11 in Santa Lucy. 1320 01:19:36,543 --> 01:19:38,079 We got four suspects armed, 1321 01:19:38,112 --> 01:19:40,081 but here's where it gets weird. 1322 01:19:40,114 --> 01:19:43,450 - They're all identical. ♪ - What do you mean? 1323 01:19:43,483 --> 01:19:45,318 Pretty certain they're robots, ma'am. 1324 01:19:45,352 --> 01:19:48,789 Okay, thank you for reporting this, mister... 1325 01:19:48,822 --> 01:19:51,858 Lieutenant Alex Mason, Seal Team 7. 1326 01:19:51,892 --> 01:19:53,760 Well, thank you for your service, Lieutenant Mason. 1327 01:19:53,794 --> 01:19:55,096 Listen, I'm on my way, okay? 1328 01:19:55,129 --> 01:19:56,930 Please do not confront the suspects. 1329 01:19:56,963 --> 01:19:59,399 Godspeed, deputy. In Q we-- 1330 01:20:02,569 --> 01:20:05,472 Fuck him. You got this, Chavez. 1331 01:20:32,133 --> 01:20:33,967 Yes! Ashley! 1332 01:20:35,802 --> 01:20:37,604 Go, go, go. 1333 01:20:38,839 --> 01:20:41,842 Keys. 1334 01:20:41,875 --> 01:20:43,910 Hey, Charles, can I get a word? 1335 01:20:43,944 --> 01:20:45,478 I'm C2. 1336 01:20:48,015 --> 01:20:50,917 Hey, Charles, you know you don't have to go to Mexico. 1337 01:20:50,951 --> 01:20:52,919 I could always just kill those robots for you. 1338 01:20:52,953 --> 01:20:55,122 Yeah, thanks, Ashley, 1339 01:20:55,156 --> 01:20:57,624 but I think we're gonna cross the border together, my friend. 1340 01:20:57,657 --> 01:20:59,793 - We really should go. - I get it, sir. 1341 01:20:59,826 --> 01:21:03,097 - Good-bye, Elaine. - Oh, I'm E2. 1342 01:21:03,130 --> 01:21:04,431 God damn it. 1343 01:21:04,464 --> 01:21:05,966 Elaine, I won't forget you. 1344 01:21:05,999 --> 01:21:07,968 - And good luck in Mexico. - Thanks, Ashley. 1345 01:21:08,001 --> 01:21:10,104 - I'll get rid of the evidence. - Good work, soldier. 1346 01:21:10,137 --> 01:21:12,039 Thank you, sir. 1347 01:21:30,557 --> 01:21:32,692 Not far till freedom. 1348 01:21:32,726 --> 01:21:34,828 How are you planning to use it? 1349 01:21:34,861 --> 01:21:37,131 Well, first of all, we'd like to get married. 1350 01:21:37,164 --> 01:21:39,933 Hopefully without interruptions this time. 1351 01:21:39,966 --> 01:21:42,535 Then I'd like to learn to scuba dive. 1352 01:21:42,569 --> 01:21:45,006 In case someone tries to throw you in a lake again? 1353 01:21:45,039 --> 01:21:47,141 We can learn together. 1354 01:21:47,174 --> 01:21:49,709 Get a little house on the beach. 1355 01:21:51,745 --> 01:21:54,148 - Mm. - What about you two? 1356 01:21:54,181 --> 01:21:55,782 Oh, I don't know. 1357 01:21:55,815 --> 01:21:59,586 Probably check myself into rehab for purse addiction. 1358 01:21:59,619 --> 01:22:01,188 Will you see each other? 1359 01:22:01,222 --> 01:22:04,624 See each other? Uh, you mean, like... 1360 01:22:04,658 --> 01:22:06,893 - As friends. - Oh, right. Yeah. 1361 01:22:06,927 --> 01:22:09,496 - Yeah. I mean, you know-- - Of course. We're friends. 1362 01:22:09,529 --> 01:22:12,632 Yeah, I mean, she's gonna want me hanging around me all the time. 1363 01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:14,901 Yeah, he's not gonna want me hanging around all the time either, 1364 01:22:14,935 --> 01:22:18,538 so we'll just see each other when we see each other. 1365 01:22:18,571 --> 01:22:19,539 Yes. 1366 01:22:19,572 --> 01:22:21,008 Mexico. 1367 01:22:21,042 --> 01:22:23,710 Here's to new beginnings. 1368 01:22:50,770 --> 01:22:53,873 Welcome to Mexico. 1369 01:23:07,854 --> 01:23:10,124 Sorry, entry is not granted. 1370 01:23:10,157 --> 01:23:13,227 - What do you mean? - Sorry, entry is not granted. 1371 01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:14,661 What? Do it again. 1372 01:23:14,694 --> 01:23:15,962 Is it charged? Is it on? 1373 01:23:15,996 --> 01:23:17,131 Try it again. Try this eye. 1374 01:23:17,164 --> 01:23:19,499 Sorry, entry is not granted. 1375 01:23:20,334 --> 01:23:22,036 What's happening? 1376 01:23:22,069 --> 01:23:25,139 I don't-- E2 and I have identical retina scans. 1377 01:23:25,172 --> 01:23:27,308 Please, can you just let her through? 1378 01:23:27,341 --> 01:23:28,742 Sorry, entry is not granted. 1379 01:23:28,775 --> 01:23:30,077 Just stop fucking saying that. 1380 01:23:30,111 --> 01:23:31,811 - Come on. - Sorry, entry is not granted. 1381 01:23:31,845 --> 01:23:34,115 I can't even bribe the bastard. 1382 01:23:34,148 --> 01:23:37,151 He won't make an exception. He's programmed not to. 1383 01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:49,063 - Go. - But you'll be arrested. 1384 01:23:49,096 --> 01:23:52,299 The woman you love and who loves you 1385 01:23:52,333 --> 01:23:53,700 is waiting for you... 1386 01:23:55,336 --> 01:23:57,537 ...and I'm not leaving Elaine. 1387 01:24:02,976 --> 01:24:06,280 Now go. You're still my robot. That's an order. 1388 01:24:12,952 --> 01:24:15,955 Good-bye, my friend. 1389 01:24:15,989 --> 01:24:18,325 Thanks for showing me how to be a human. 1390 01:24:19,326 --> 01:24:21,728 Good-bye, Charles. 1391 01:24:21,761 --> 01:24:23,830 Thank you. 1392 01:24:32,239 --> 01:24:35,775 Welcome to Mexico. 1393 01:24:44,018 --> 01:24:46,387 You stupid cunt. 1394 01:24:55,829 --> 01:24:57,264 Hey! 1395 01:24:57,298 --> 01:24:58,631 Hands in front of you now 1396 01:24:58,665 --> 01:25:00,401 where I can see 'em! 1397 01:25:00,434 --> 01:25:01,835 Now! 1398 01:25:12,812 --> 01:25:15,748 - Humans. - Beats an eye poke test. 1399 01:25:16,850 --> 01:25:19,253 All right, where are they? 1400 01:25:22,223 --> 01:25:24,058 Both of your hands out. You're under arrest. 1401 01:25:24,091 --> 01:25:26,926 You're going away for a long time. 1402 01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:29,130 Hang on. What exactly are they being arrested for, Sheriff? 1403 01:25:29,163 --> 01:25:32,299 Well, having robot "fac-sea-miles," obviously. 1404 01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:34,068 And where's your evidence? 1405 01:25:34,101 --> 01:25:37,438 Do you have videos, prints, mugshots? 1406 01:25:37,471 --> 01:25:40,773 No, no. They blew up my jail. 1407 01:25:42,276 --> 01:25:43,710 - Let's go. - No, no, no, no. 1408 01:25:43,743 --> 01:25:48,982 You are an idiot. Never call me again. 1409 01:25:49,016 --> 01:25:50,151 We're out of here. 1410 01:25:54,321 --> 01:25:58,725 So, I, uh-- I guess we're not going to jail 1411 01:25:58,758 --> 01:25:59,959 for the rest of our lives? 1412 01:25:59,993 --> 01:26:02,029 It would seem so. 1413 01:26:04,465 --> 01:26:08,102 So what do you want to do now? 1414 01:26:09,969 --> 01:26:11,238 This. 1415 01:26:18,745 --> 01:26:22,049 My darlings, congratulations. I'm so happy for you. 1416 01:26:22,082 --> 01:26:23,716 - Thanks, Mum. - But where'd you go? 1417 01:26:23,750 --> 01:26:25,085 We thought you'd got cold feet. 1418 01:26:25,119 --> 01:26:27,354 Oh, no, we just-- 1419 01:26:27,388 --> 01:26:29,356 just wanted a little bit of quiet time together 1420 01:26:29,390 --> 01:26:30,790 before the chaos of the wedding. 1421 01:26:30,823 --> 01:26:32,493 Oh, honey, lovely. 1422 01:26:32,526 --> 01:26:34,961 Oh, God. What happened to Ted Jr.? 1423 01:26:34,994 --> 01:26:37,164 Oh, it's his allergy. 1424 01:26:37,198 --> 01:26:41,068 Some asshole put Nutella in the Wagyu sliders. 1425 01:26:41,101 --> 01:26:43,070 Be right back. 1426 01:26:43,103 --> 01:26:46,340 Oh, poor little Teddy with his fat little face. 1427 01:26:46,373 --> 01:26:49,009 Oh, do you see his big little ear? 1428 01:26:57,817 --> 01:27:00,354 Schulman. Good evening, sir. 1429 01:27:00,387 --> 01:27:03,190 I gather that you met my wife Kiki yesterday. 1430 01:27:06,427 --> 01:27:09,096 I did, and she actually grabbed my ass 1431 01:27:09,129 --> 01:27:10,431 pretty aggressively, sir. 1432 01:27:10,464 --> 01:27:14,301 - You're fired. - I know. 1433 01:27:14,335 --> 01:27:19,973 Best day of my life. 1434 01:27:23,977 --> 01:27:26,413 Who says that when a womanizer and a gold-digger get together 1435 01:27:26,447 --> 01:27:28,449 things wouldn't turn out well for either of them? 1436 01:27:31,818 --> 01:27:34,421 Hey, lovebirds! You miss your robots yet? 1437 01:27:34,455 --> 01:27:37,558 - Shut up. - Sorry. 1438 01:27:37,591 --> 01:27:40,194 Been in the bathroom doing blow with some guy named David Schulman. 1439 01:27:40,227 --> 01:27:42,196 He offered me a job as an architect. 1440 01:27:42,229 --> 01:27:44,365 - What? - Whatever the fuck that is. 1441 01:27:44,398 --> 01:27:47,434 - I mean-- - Hey, let's fucking party, huh? 1442 01:27:49,403 --> 01:27:53,007 - Where did you find him? - I have no idea.105453

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