Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:03:52,344 --> 00:03:57,116
Infinity log,
galaxy date 3008.1.
2
00:03:57,149 --> 00:04:02,287
Captain Cornelius Butt,
entry number 1736.
3
00:04:02,321 --> 00:04:06,992
Ohh. We are now on the last leg
of our 7-year mission.
4
00:04:07,026 --> 00:04:09,228
We're en route to traffic
station number 28,
5
00:04:09,261 --> 00:04:13,999
where we are to police
the transgalactic corridor.
6
00:04:14,033 --> 00:04:15,835
Joy and yummies.
7
00:04:15,868 --> 00:04:18,237
"The infinity"
is on auto-control
8
00:04:18,270 --> 00:04:21,240
with Galaxina, prime
grade robot class number 11,
9
00:04:21,273 --> 00:04:22,274
on the bridge.
10
00:04:22,307 --> 00:04:25,410
All traffic sensors
are on operational red alert.
11
00:04:25,444 --> 00:04:29,815
All primary ship's functions
are operational green.
12
00:04:29,849 --> 00:04:32,217
The crew,
if you can call them that,
13
00:04:32,251 --> 00:04:35,454
is on its 72-hour rest period.
14
00:04:35,487 --> 00:04:39,992
This is captain Cornelius Butt.
That's enough.
15
00:06:49,989 --> 00:06:55,527
45... 44...
16
00:06:58,130 --> 00:07:00,665
46...
17
00:07:00,699 --> 00:07:03,969
45... 46...
18
00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:17,082
47... 48...
19
00:07:17,116 --> 00:07:19,551
49...
20
00:07:33,432 --> 00:07:41,106
49... 47... 43... 40...
21
00:08:00,659 --> 00:08:05,097
That was the united
galactic network's special program
22
00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:06,765
live from Uranus.
23
00:08:06,798 --> 00:08:11,270
Dame Catherine Wilson
sings "selva opaca"
24
00:08:11,303 --> 00:08:13,738
from "William Tell," by Rossini.
25
00:08:13,772 --> 00:08:18,743
We will continue
with our regular prog--
26
00:08:18,777 --> 00:08:21,413
46...
27
00:08:21,446 --> 00:08:25,150
Ahh... 46...
28
00:08:25,184 --> 00:08:27,452
47...
29
00:08:27,486 --> 00:08:29,788
48...
30
00:08:29,821 --> 00:08:31,790
54...
31
00:08:31,823 --> 00:08:33,625
55...
32
00:08:33,658 --> 00:08:39,364
55... 56.
33
00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:45,237
49... 47...
34
00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:50,075
45... 48...
35
00:09:19,871 --> 00:09:21,873
49...
36
00:09:21,906 --> 00:09:24,709
50...
37
00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,814
50...
38
00:09:31,450 --> 00:09:35,387
49... 46...
39
00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:38,157
49...
40
00:09:52,771 --> 00:09:55,640
47...
41
00:10:00,812 --> 00:10:03,348
49...
42
00:10:06,185 --> 00:10:09,188
49... 48...
43
00:10:09,221 --> 00:10:11,356
49...
44
00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:14,626
50...
45
00:10:14,659 --> 00:10:16,928
44...
46
00:10:16,961 --> 00:10:18,463
50...
47
00:10:18,497 --> 00:10:20,199
Hey, sarge?
48
00:10:22,501 --> 00:10:23,668
It's an unknown.
49
00:10:23,702 --> 00:10:26,871
Can I turn on
the lights and siren?
50
00:10:27,839 --> 00:10:29,574
Sarge, please.
51
00:10:29,608 --> 00:10:32,477
55. It won't do you any good.
52
00:10:32,511 --> 00:10:34,946
What won't do me any good?
53
00:10:34,979 --> 00:10:35,614
Asshole,
54
00:10:35,647 --> 00:10:38,717
don't you know that in space,
55
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:42,754
nobody can hear your siren?
56
00:10:43,922 --> 00:10:44,956
Oh.
57
00:10:44,989 --> 00:10:45,924
Go ahead.
58
00:10:45,957 --> 00:10:50,962
Contact the ship.
Ask them where they're from.
59
00:10:50,995 --> 00:10:52,897
Good idea.
60
00:10:52,931 --> 00:10:54,799
I know.
61
00:11:01,806 --> 00:11:03,908
This is private
Robert "buzz" McHenry
62
00:11:03,942 --> 00:11:05,910
of the space police
cruiser "infinity"
63
00:11:05,944 --> 00:11:07,879
contacting the unknown ship.
64
00:11:07,912 --> 00:11:11,416
Please respond.
65
00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:11,983
49...
66
00:11:12,016 --> 00:11:12,984
Hey, please respond!
67
00:11:13,017 --> 00:11:15,420
This is a space police cruiser!
68
00:11:15,454 --> 00:11:17,489
45...
69
00:11:17,522 --> 00:11:19,224
40...
70
00:11:27,932 --> 00:11:32,837
I am Ordric
from the planet Mordric
71
00:11:32,871 --> 00:11:35,907
in the galaxy of chockpun.
72
00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:39,544
I am on a peaceful mission
73
00:11:39,578 --> 00:11:42,481
to the planet Altair-1.
74
00:11:42,514 --> 00:11:45,016
May I ask the nature
of your mission?
75
00:11:45,049 --> 00:11:48,320
No, you may not.
76
00:11:48,353 --> 00:11:49,053
Oh.
77
00:11:49,087 --> 00:11:52,324
Hey, hold on a minute, will you?
78
00:11:52,824 --> 00:11:55,226
Hey, wait a minute!
79
00:11:58,062 --> 00:12:00,799
Well, what are we gonna do now?
80
00:12:00,832 --> 00:12:02,834
Well, not much.
81
00:12:02,867 --> 00:12:07,272
We can't risk starting an
intergalactic war, can we?
82
00:12:07,306 --> 00:12:08,039
Heh.
83
00:12:08,072 --> 00:12:10,008
Why don't you go ahead...
84
00:12:10,809 --> 00:12:13,412
Contact the captain, huh?
85
00:12:17,949 --> 00:12:20,652
One captain coming right up.
86
00:12:40,572 --> 00:12:44,743
Butt, voice-over: Infinity
log, galaxy date 3008.15,
87
00:12:44,776 --> 00:12:49,548
captain Cornelius Butt,
entry number 1737.
88
00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:54,986
We are in our second cycle
of traffic control.
89
00:12:58,056 --> 00:13:03,061
I don't mind saying things
have been pretty damn slow.
90
00:13:03,094 --> 00:13:04,963
Anyway, I've just been summoned
to the bridge
91
00:13:04,996 --> 00:13:08,032
by that illiterate space cowboy.
92
00:13:08,066 --> 00:13:10,034
Wonder what he wants.
93
00:13:10,068 --> 00:13:12,937
Probably wants me
to change his diaper.
94
00:13:12,971 --> 00:13:15,474
However, there is always
the possibility
95
00:13:15,507 --> 00:13:19,378
that this call will lead to one
of the most exciting adventures
96
00:13:19,411 --> 00:13:22,747
of my or anyone else's career.
97
00:13:22,781 --> 00:13:24,048
Maybe it'll be a mission
98
00:13:24,082 --> 00:13:26,385
that will even change
the course of history,
99
00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:28,887
and I will be the leader. Ha ha!
100
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:32,791
The name of Cornelius Butt
will go down in history.
101
00:13:32,824 --> 00:13:38,563
You just wait and see.
That's it. End of entry.
102
00:13:54,479 --> 00:13:55,246
What's on your mind,
103
00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:57,649
if you'll forgive
the overstatement?
104
00:13:57,682 --> 00:13:58,617
We have an unknown, sir,
105
00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:02,120
who refuses to state
the nature of his mission.
106
00:14:14,899 --> 00:14:16,468
I am captain Cornelius Butt.
107
00:14:16,501 --> 00:14:19,904
This is the space
police cruiser "infinity."
108
00:14:19,938 --> 00:14:22,140
I demand to know
the nature of your mission.
109
00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:24,843
My mission is secret.
110
00:14:24,876 --> 00:14:28,046
Where secrecy begins,
trouble soon follows.
111
00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:32,016
The heart of all trouble
is the human heart.
112
00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:35,053
I'm not going to engage
in a battle of wits with you.
113
00:14:35,086 --> 00:14:38,156
I never attack
anyone who's unarmed.
114
00:14:38,189 --> 00:14:43,462
As you wish.
115
00:14:43,495 --> 00:14:45,063
Prepare for evasive action.
116
00:14:45,096 --> 00:14:46,831
Follow him.
117
00:14:49,734 --> 00:14:51,536
Engage the power field.
118
00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:53,638
Can I put on the
red light, captain?
119
00:14:53,672 --> 00:14:57,108
You know, kid,
you got a bad habit.
120
00:14:57,141 --> 00:14:59,478
You breathe.
121
00:15:19,664 --> 00:15:21,500
Steady.
122
00:15:25,504 --> 00:15:26,838
Steady.
123
00:15:34,212 --> 00:15:35,980
Ok. Now hit him!
124
00:15:36,014 --> 00:15:38,650
Yeah! That's it. Keep cool!
125
00:15:38,683 --> 00:15:39,718
Hit him!
126
00:15:39,751 --> 00:15:41,553
And fire!
127
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,655
Again. Too soon.
128
00:15:43,688 --> 00:15:45,557
Now!
129
00:15:52,163 --> 00:15:54,866
How's our power field?
130
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,235
It's ok.
131
00:15:57,268 --> 00:16:00,739
It's a strange kind of warfare.
132
00:16:00,772 --> 00:16:03,942
Not like the old days,
eh, captain?
133
00:16:03,975 --> 00:16:07,879
Now it all depends on whose
power field breaks up first.
134
00:16:07,912 --> 00:16:09,681
And then it's pow!
135
00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:12,851
Too damn technical for me.
136
00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:24,128
She's a good ship,
but she's an old one.
137
00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:32,070
Pow!
138
00:16:33,004 --> 00:16:34,939
How's the field holding up?
139
00:16:34,973 --> 00:16:36,675
It's beginning to weaken.
140
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,644
Power. Check Galaxina.
141
00:16:39,678 --> 00:16:42,046
See if we can spare it.
142
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,582
Right.
143
00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:01,933
He's gonna finish US off.
144
00:17:01,966 --> 00:17:03,978
I want to tell you guys that it's
been a pleasure serving with you.
145
00:17:04,002 --> 00:17:06,571
Shut up, you
earth-colony nitwit.
146
00:17:06,605 --> 00:17:08,106
He's not gonna finish US off.
147
00:17:08,139 --> 00:17:08,940
He just wanted to stun US,
148
00:17:08,973 --> 00:17:12,143
put US out of
commission for a while.
149
00:17:12,176 --> 00:17:13,187
Son of a bitch,
if we have to die,
150
00:17:13,211 --> 00:17:16,214
does it have to be with that
stinking cigar smoke?
151
00:17:16,247 --> 00:17:19,150
We're not gonna die.
152
00:17:19,183 --> 00:17:20,819
He's right.
153
00:17:20,852 --> 00:17:24,322
He can't risk starting
an intergalactic war.
154
00:17:24,355 --> 00:17:27,291
If you're right, sergeant,
when we get back,
155
00:17:27,325 --> 00:17:30,595
I'm gonna buy you
some decent-smelling cigars.
156
00:17:30,629 --> 00:17:34,132
Of course he's
right, you nitwit.
157
00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:40,204
Good.
158
00:17:43,307 --> 00:17:44,042
Now, buzz,
159
00:17:44,075 --> 00:17:45,677
you go on down
to the power tunnel,
160
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:48,246
see how those guys are doing.
161
00:17:48,279 --> 00:17:51,382
I'm gonna go feed the prisoner.
162
00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:54,953
Go ahead now.
163
00:17:59,824 --> 00:18:01,259
Whoops.
164
00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:06,297
I thought you were going
down to the power tunnel.
165
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:10,735
Why can't I ever get
to feed the prisoner?
166
00:18:10,769 --> 00:18:12,637
Come here.
167
00:18:12,671 --> 00:18:16,775
You are not supposed to ask why.
168
00:18:16,808 --> 00:18:18,342
Why not?
169
00:18:18,376 --> 00:18:21,746
Because it's a goddamn order!
170
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:24,048
Now do it.
171
00:18:24,082 --> 00:18:27,085
Yes, sir.
172
00:18:51,843 --> 00:18:53,978
Hi, doll.
173
00:19:11,429 --> 00:19:13,397
Rockeater?
174
00:19:13,431 --> 00:19:16,200
How you doing, furball?
175
00:19:16,234 --> 00:19:21,740
Your visit has climaxed
an already dull day, asshole.
176
00:19:21,773 --> 00:19:23,474
Did you hear the one...
177
00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:27,345
Guy who runs up
the insane asylum?
178
00:19:27,378 --> 00:19:31,349
He asks the guard if any
crazy aliens have escaped.
179
00:19:31,382 --> 00:19:32,516
The guard says, "no. Why?"
180
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:35,720
And the guy says, "well,
somebody ran off with my wife."
181
00:19:35,754 --> 00:19:36,988
Ha ha ha!
182
00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:39,490
What did I do to deserve this?
183
00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:42,393
Ha ha ha.
184
00:19:44,763 --> 00:19:45,763
Ooh.
185
00:19:51,369 --> 00:19:52,336
What's the matter?
186
00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:54,405
Can't you get your crew
to listen to your jokes?
187
00:19:54,438 --> 00:19:56,474
You got to come down here
and torment me?
188
00:19:56,507 --> 00:19:59,210
You don't think
I have enough problems?
189
00:19:59,243 --> 00:20:01,712
Shit!
190
00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:10,354
Boy, what a guy's got to
go through just for a meal.
191
00:20:10,388 --> 00:20:14,458
Have a hearty appetite,
my friend.
192
00:20:17,495 --> 00:20:19,463
Rockeater.
193
00:20:19,497 --> 00:20:20,464
Huh? Rocks!
194
00:20:20,498 --> 00:20:22,433
Oh, am I hungry.
195
00:20:22,466 --> 00:20:23,802
Say "ahh." Shit!
196
00:20:23,835 --> 00:20:26,070
Unh! Ow!
197
00:20:26,104 --> 00:20:27,538
Smile, smile.
198
00:20:27,571 --> 00:20:28,571
Ow!
199
00:20:29,373 --> 00:20:32,443
Is this how you
get your rocks off, chief?
200
00:20:35,479 --> 00:20:36,547
Stop, already. Enough!
201
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,149
Unh!
202
00:20:38,182 --> 00:20:39,050
Aah!
203
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,551
Bon appetit.
204
00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:41,886
Mwah!
205
00:20:42,987 --> 00:20:44,255
Stereo!
206
00:20:44,288 --> 00:20:47,291
Choke on it.
207
00:20:47,325 --> 00:20:49,560
I really love feeding you.
208
00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:52,763
So much fun.
209
00:21:06,344 --> 00:21:10,148
Butt, voice-over: Infinity
log, galaxy date 3008.17,
210
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:15,887
captain Cornelius Butt,
entry number 1738.
211
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,322
Nothing's new.
212
00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:25,563
Hey.
213
00:21:27,531 --> 00:21:29,500
Hey, hey!
214
00:21:43,147 --> 00:21:46,284
Whoo-hoo! Hoo, hoo!
215
00:21:46,317 --> 00:21:47,618
Heavy shit.
216
00:21:47,651 --> 00:21:49,587
Oh, ho, ho!
217
00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:51,589
Ahh.
218
00:21:52,056 --> 00:21:55,193
Yeah. Where was I?
219
00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:58,129
Oh, yeah. How's it going?
220
00:21:58,162 --> 00:21:59,639
I mean, how long do
you think it's gonna take
221
00:21:59,663 --> 00:22:02,233
to get things cooking?
222
00:22:02,266 --> 00:22:03,567
Shh!
223
00:22:03,601 --> 00:22:04,611
You screw up the force field,
224
00:22:04,635 --> 00:22:07,505
then you come ask US
how long it'll take to fix it?
225
00:22:07,538 --> 00:22:09,607
Some nerve you got.
226
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,876
Why don't you fix it yourself?
227
00:22:11,910 --> 00:22:16,147
You broke it playing, cowboy.
228
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,316
Aw, come on, Maurice.
229
00:22:18,349 --> 00:22:19,617
I mean, I was only asking.
230
00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:21,619
They sent me down here to ask.
231
00:22:21,652 --> 00:22:24,422
And don't get so
all-fired uptight.
232
00:22:24,455 --> 00:22:27,858
Why does everybody
always pick on me?
233
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:34,432
People like sea ships--
234
00:22:34,465 --> 00:22:40,071
Bellow loudest when in tow.
235
00:22:40,104 --> 00:22:41,539
What's he talking about?
236
00:22:41,572 --> 00:22:42,540
You asking me?
237
00:22:42,573 --> 00:22:47,211
I hear his damn stoned-out
proverbs all day long.
238
00:22:47,245 --> 00:22:48,422
You can tell the powers that be
239
00:22:48,446 --> 00:22:52,316
that old Sam and I'll have
this kettle perking by morning,
240
00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:54,585
sooner if you stay and help.
241
00:22:54,618 --> 00:22:57,655
I'll pass on the
messages, Maurice.
242
00:22:57,688 --> 00:23:00,558
Wait. You better tell them
243
00:23:00,591 --> 00:23:02,326
it'll be after noon.
244
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:05,596
Better to be early
than late, right, Sam?
245
00:23:05,629 --> 00:23:11,002
He who promises
too much too soon
246
00:23:11,035 --> 00:23:16,674
accomplishes
too little too late.
247
00:23:17,508 --> 00:23:20,044
Right. You got it.
248
00:23:20,078 --> 00:23:21,045
I'll have dinner sent down.
249
00:23:21,079 --> 00:23:25,116
I think you'll be too
busy to join US, Maurice.
250
00:23:25,149 --> 00:23:26,050
Oh, what's the matter?
251
00:23:26,084 --> 00:23:29,187
Are we not good enough
for you, space honky?
252
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:31,922
Ha ha ha!
253
00:23:37,695 --> 00:23:40,664
This is the
united galactic radio network,
254
00:23:40,698 --> 00:23:42,700
presenting 30 commercial-free
hours of music
255
00:23:42,733 --> 00:23:46,604
brought to you by Dr. Stanley
booth, family dentist,
256
00:23:46,637 --> 00:23:50,408
specialist in human
and nonhuman dentures.
257
00:23:50,441 --> 00:23:51,742
Be it fang or tooth,
258
00:23:51,775 --> 00:23:54,512
your best bet is booth.
259
00:23:54,545 --> 00:23:57,315
And now, back to our music.
260
00:24:17,701 --> 00:24:20,471
Delightful.
261
00:24:20,504 --> 00:24:22,673
I love this time of day.
262
00:24:22,706 --> 00:24:26,010
Did I tell you the one...
263
00:24:26,044 --> 00:24:30,381
About--about the---
264
00:24:30,414 --> 00:24:35,053
About the man
who ran into a restroom?
265
00:24:35,553 --> 00:24:41,625
He asked
for a--a Turkey sandwich,
266
00:24:41,659 --> 00:24:44,395
and the waiter said,
267
00:24:44,428 --> 00:24:48,299
"do you want to eat it here
or take it with you?"
268
00:24:48,332 --> 00:24:50,434
The man said, "both."
269
00:24:50,468 --> 00:24:52,703
That's really funny, sir.
270
00:24:52,736 --> 00:24:55,406
Whoo! Yeah. Boy, that was...
271
00:24:55,439 --> 00:24:57,741
Really funny, sir.
272
00:24:59,377 --> 00:25:01,645
It was.
273
00:25:03,247 --> 00:25:05,483
Ah, delightful.
274
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,788
Hmm...
275
00:25:19,630 --> 00:25:23,134
I'll take this one.
276
00:25:35,746 --> 00:25:36,547
Wine.
277
00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:39,317
It's time for the wine.
278
00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:41,819
I love a good wine.
279
00:25:45,423 --> 00:25:45,956
Ahh.
280
00:25:45,989 --> 00:25:47,791
Belugian thunder ripple.
281
00:25:47,825 --> 00:25:52,796
2001--a great year. Great. Hmm!
282
00:26:25,329 --> 00:26:27,298
Thank you, sergeant Thor.
283
00:26:27,331 --> 00:26:30,100
It was my pleasure, sir.
284
00:26:50,788 --> 00:26:51,789
Ooh! Shit!
285
00:26:51,822 --> 00:26:52,890
Ha ha!
286
00:26:52,923 --> 00:26:54,692
Sergeant Thor.
287
00:26:54,725 --> 00:26:55,759
Ohh.
288
00:26:55,793 --> 00:26:58,396
They don't want you touching
the merchandise, man.
289
00:26:58,429 --> 00:26:59,830
Why did they make her like that?
290
00:26:59,863 --> 00:27:04,302
Why didn't they build
her out of tin stovepipes?
291
00:27:04,335 --> 00:27:06,637
You know that it is forbidden
for space police
292
00:27:06,670 --> 00:27:08,572
to fraternize with machines.
293
00:27:08,606 --> 00:27:11,642
It's against the laws of nature.
294
00:27:11,675 --> 00:27:14,512
You might go blind.
295
00:27:19,683 --> 00:27:23,421
Gentlemen, a toast.
296
00:27:25,656 --> 00:27:28,792
May we be slaves to nothing...
297
00:27:28,826 --> 00:27:30,961
To nothing... To nothing...
298
00:27:30,994 --> 00:27:32,496
But... But our duty.
299
00:27:32,530 --> 00:27:35,266
But our duty... Our duty.
300
00:27:35,299 --> 00:27:37,535
And...
301
00:27:37,568 --> 00:27:39,370
And...
302
00:27:39,403 --> 00:27:41,605
That's it.
303
00:27:47,945 --> 00:27:49,947
Ahh.
304
00:27:49,980 --> 00:27:50,881
Boy!
305
00:27:50,914 --> 00:27:53,251
Am I stuffed.
306
00:27:53,284 --> 00:27:54,452
Yeah, me, too.
307
00:27:54,485 --> 00:27:57,821
Oh, boy, I probably won't be
able to eat for another year.
308
00:27:57,855 --> 00:27:59,390
Oh.
309
00:27:59,423 --> 00:28:02,560
Where did you get
that egg, McHenry?
310
00:28:02,593 --> 00:28:05,229
Is that an authorized egg?
311
00:28:05,263 --> 00:28:06,964
I found it with
the rockeater's belongings.
312
00:28:06,997 --> 00:28:09,900
He probably stole it
from somewhere.
313
00:28:09,933 --> 00:28:12,436
What do you think laid it, sir?
314
00:28:12,470 --> 00:28:14,538
Let me have it.
315
00:28:14,572 --> 00:28:16,540
Sure, sir.
316
00:28:19,277 --> 00:28:21,512
A real egg.
317
00:28:21,545 --> 00:28:23,581
You know, people
used to eat these things.
318
00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:25,749
Difficult to imagine, isn't it?
319
00:28:25,783 --> 00:28:26,984
Oh, it sure is.
320
00:28:27,017 --> 00:28:27,818
I can't imagine it.
321
00:28:27,851 --> 00:28:28,752
In fact, the whole idea
is revolting.
322
00:28:28,786 --> 00:28:31,689
It makes me nauseous.
It turns my stomach--
323
00:28:31,722 --> 00:28:33,957
Enough, private.
324
00:28:33,991 --> 00:28:35,659
Oh.
325
00:28:36,794 --> 00:28:37,995
May I?
326
00:28:38,028 --> 00:28:40,531
You're not gonna eat it,
are you, sir?
327
00:28:40,564 --> 00:28:42,633
Why not?
328
00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:44,502
I don't know.
It... Makes me nauseous.
329
00:28:44,535 --> 00:28:47,037
It turns my stomach. I really
don't think you should eat--
330
00:28:47,070 --> 00:28:48,439
He's right, sir.
331
00:28:48,472 --> 00:28:51,409
You don't know what
kind of an egg that is.
332
00:28:51,442 --> 00:28:53,344
You don't know where it's been
333
00:28:53,377 --> 00:28:54,812
or who laid it.
334
00:28:54,845 --> 00:28:55,946
Nonsense.
335
00:28:55,979 --> 00:28:58,349
If people concerned themselves
with where eggs came from,
336
00:28:58,382 --> 00:29:00,984
they never would have
eaten them.
337
00:29:01,018 --> 00:29:02,953
Heh heh heh!
338
00:29:14,398 --> 00:29:16,300
Yucch!
339
00:29:25,876 --> 00:29:27,378
Ohh.
340
00:29:33,784 --> 00:29:35,819
Ahh.
341
00:29:41,859 --> 00:29:43,361
Mm.
342
00:29:47,998 --> 00:29:48,998
Mmm.
343
00:29:58,642 --> 00:30:01,011
He's choking.
344
00:30:01,044 --> 00:30:03,013
Well, what should I do?
345
00:30:03,046 --> 00:30:04,648
Hit him.
346
00:30:04,682 --> 00:30:06,950
I won't get in trouble
for this, will I?
347
00:30:06,984 --> 00:30:08,852
No.
348
00:30:08,886 --> 00:30:09,587
Are you sure?
349
00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:12,790
Hit him, already! He's choking!
350
00:30:13,957 --> 00:30:14,792
Promise?
351
00:30:14,825 --> 00:30:16,494
It's an order.
352
00:30:16,527 --> 00:30:18,095
Ok. Then let's beat the crap
353
00:30:18,128 --> 00:30:20,097
out of the old bastard.
354
00:30:20,130 --> 00:30:21,732
Aah!
355
00:30:21,765 --> 00:30:23,767
Ooh!
356
00:30:27,104 --> 00:30:29,039
Ooh!
357
00:30:45,589 --> 00:30:46,624
Unh! Unh!
358
00:30:51,529 --> 00:30:52,796
Oh, god, that was awful.
359
00:30:52,830 --> 00:30:54,097
Oh, that's disgusting.
360
00:30:54,131 --> 00:30:55,165
I told you so.
361
00:30:55,198 --> 00:30:56,099
Nobody ever listens to me,
362
00:30:56,133 --> 00:30:59,002
and usually I'm right.
363
00:30:59,737 --> 00:31:01,605
Don't be an "I told you so."
364
00:31:01,639 --> 00:31:03,106
Where the hell
did you get that egg?
365
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:05,943
Now, where's that monster?
Is he gone?
366
00:31:05,976 --> 00:31:06,944
Oh, I need a drink.
367
00:31:06,977 --> 00:31:10,113
Ohh. Oh, you guys hit me.
You hit me very hard.
368
00:31:10,147 --> 00:31:11,081
You did it on purpose, I know.
369
00:31:11,114 --> 00:31:15,085
But I'll get you.
I'll get you. I'll get you.
370
00:31:15,118 --> 00:31:17,521
I'll get you.
I'll get all of you,
371
00:31:17,555 --> 00:31:19,122
every--
372
00:31:19,156 --> 00:31:21,859
Thanks. I needed that.
373
00:31:24,127 --> 00:31:28,466
Heh heh heh!
374
00:31:33,471 --> 00:31:35,473
Here comes chow.
375
00:31:36,674 --> 00:31:40,444
Hey, Galaxina, baby.
376
00:31:41,244 --> 00:31:43,847
How you doing?
377
00:31:53,724 --> 00:31:57,461
Will you look at that ass swing?
378
00:31:57,495 --> 00:31:59,096
Too bad she ain't human.
379
00:31:59,129 --> 00:32:02,165
Robot woman like clock--
380
00:32:02,199 --> 00:32:07,638
Pretty face, pretty
hands, pretty movement,
381
00:32:07,671 --> 00:32:11,709
but hard to regulate
when she get out of order.
382
00:32:11,742 --> 00:32:14,912
Yeah, sure, Sam.
383
00:32:15,212 --> 00:32:17,180
Damn wings
ain't good for nothing.
384
00:32:17,214 --> 00:32:20,984
Can't even fly anymore.
385
00:32:21,018 --> 00:32:22,620
Shit.
386
00:32:22,653 --> 00:32:25,656
Chicken again.
387
00:32:25,689 --> 00:32:29,159
Want to bet
they have steak upstairs?
388
00:32:31,929 --> 00:32:33,597
Hey! Uh!
389
00:32:33,631 --> 00:32:35,132
Very sorry.
390
00:32:35,165 --> 00:32:37,668
Damn, look at that.
391
00:32:48,579 --> 00:32:50,681
Hi, Galaxina.
392
00:32:52,850 --> 00:32:56,119
I really have to talk
to you for a while...
393
00:32:56,153 --> 00:32:58,956
If that's all right with you.
394
00:33:00,323 --> 00:33:03,527
I know you can't talk...
395
00:33:04,595 --> 00:33:06,530
But you can listen.
396
00:33:09,633 --> 00:33:12,069
You're very beautiful.
397
00:33:12,269 --> 00:33:17,841
I don't know if it's because
we've been out here for so long...
398
00:33:20,210 --> 00:33:24,181
But I think I am starting
to fall in love with you.
399
00:33:27,284 --> 00:33:30,621
I know that sounds crazy.
400
00:33:32,623 --> 00:33:34,558
After all...
401
00:33:34,592 --> 00:33:38,228
You're a machine, and
I'm a human being...
402
00:33:38,629 --> 00:33:42,733
Which is just another
kind of machine, really.
403
00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:46,604
You're very lovely.
404
00:33:51,174 --> 00:33:54,311
And I've got to...
405
00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:58,348
I just got to kiss you.
406
00:33:58,381 --> 00:34:00,784
No, no.
407
00:34:00,818 --> 00:34:04,354
I know.
408
00:34:04,387 --> 00:34:06,690
I know I'll get a shock.
409
00:34:06,724 --> 00:34:09,092
I don't know what to do.
410
00:34:09,126 --> 00:34:11,695
I can't stand it.
411
00:34:13,697 --> 00:34:15,298
Ooh!
412
00:34:26,644 --> 00:34:28,946
It was worth it.
413
00:34:35,418 --> 00:34:37,688
Well, it's time
for the holo-com.
414
00:34:37,721 --> 00:34:40,123
Maybe it'll be elexia this time.
415
00:34:40,157 --> 00:34:41,191
Hey, where's the captain?
416
00:34:41,224 --> 00:34:44,327
Oh, I don't know. Probably
asleep in his quarters.
417
00:34:44,361 --> 00:34:45,362
Hey.
418
00:34:45,395 --> 00:34:47,397
Hi, guys.
419
00:34:47,430 --> 00:34:48,866
Hello, elexia.
420
00:34:48,899 --> 00:34:50,634
Hi, darling. How you doing?
421
00:34:50,668 --> 00:34:51,678
Great. How you boys doing?
422
00:34:51,702 --> 00:34:53,370
We're doing. What's happening?
423
00:34:53,403 --> 00:34:55,372
Oh, the commander wants
to talk to you boys.
424
00:34:55,405 --> 00:34:59,276
But first I've got a little
something for you.
425
00:34:59,309 --> 00:35:00,310
Yeah?
426
00:35:00,343 --> 00:35:01,511
What's that?
427
00:35:01,544 --> 00:35:03,256
Well, I know what it's
like for you guys up in space
428
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:07,718
for so, so many years
without a real woman.
429
00:35:07,751 --> 00:35:08,585
Galaxina's ok.
430
00:35:08,618 --> 00:35:11,955
But frankly, I don't
know how you do it.
431
00:35:11,989 --> 00:35:13,423
I really don't.
432
00:35:14,992 --> 00:35:17,294
Is she gonna do
433
00:35:17,327 --> 00:35:18,896
what I think she's gonna do?
434
00:35:18,929 --> 00:35:21,198
So I've got a little
treat for you,
435
00:35:21,231 --> 00:35:24,768
a little something
to hold you over.
436
00:35:24,802 --> 00:35:26,904
Thor...
437
00:35:26,937 --> 00:35:30,373
Oh! That's it.
Touch me. Touch me.
438
00:35:30,407 --> 00:35:32,743
Oh! That feels good.
439
00:35:32,776 --> 00:35:34,344
Oh, my... Oh...
440
00:35:34,377 --> 00:35:37,147
You guys are something else.
441
00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:41,852
Touch me. Touch me.
That feels so nice, so nice.
442
00:35:41,885 --> 00:35:43,053
Thor...
443
00:35:43,086 --> 00:35:43,787
Oh!
444
00:35:43,821 --> 00:35:46,690
Quivering Venusian blubber cups.
445
00:35:46,724 --> 00:35:49,793
What is going on here?
446
00:35:49,827 --> 00:35:54,965
I've never seen such an
immoral display in my career.
447
00:35:54,998 --> 00:35:58,001
You call yourselves
space police?
448
00:35:58,035 --> 00:35:59,837
If a jackass had
both your brains,
449
00:35:59,870 --> 00:36:01,972
he'd be a very dumb jackass.
450
00:36:02,005 --> 00:36:03,841
And you...
451
00:36:03,874 --> 00:36:05,709
Your brains need a brassiere.
452
00:36:05,743 --> 00:36:08,445
Sir, the commander wants
to speak with you.
453
00:36:08,478 --> 00:36:10,113
The commander?
454
00:36:13,150 --> 00:36:15,218
Bye, guys.
455
00:36:16,419 --> 00:36:18,188
Bye, darling.
456
00:36:19,389 --> 00:36:21,358
Thank you.
457
00:36:24,327 --> 00:36:26,897
Captain Cornelius Butt.
458
00:36:26,930 --> 00:36:28,131
Commander gravity.
459
00:36:28,165 --> 00:36:31,434
The name is Garrity, sir.
460
00:36:31,468 --> 00:36:32,469
Let's not quibble.
461
00:36:32,502 --> 00:36:35,238
It must be enough that I
respect and admire you.
462
00:36:35,272 --> 00:36:38,876
What is the meaning
of this communication?
463
00:36:38,909 --> 00:36:43,380
Well, Butt, the "infinity's"
going to make a little side trip.
464
00:36:43,413 --> 00:36:45,215
Side trip to where?
465
00:36:45,248 --> 00:36:47,150
Altair-1.
466
00:36:47,184 --> 00:36:49,286
Altair-1? Altair-1?
467
00:36:49,319 --> 00:36:50,553
That's right.
468
00:36:50,587 --> 00:36:55,392
But, commander, it'll
take 27 years to get to Altair-1.
469
00:36:55,425 --> 00:36:57,294
I am aware of that.
470
00:36:57,327 --> 00:37:01,131
But, sir, my mother's gonna
be a little old lady by then,
471
00:37:01,164 --> 00:37:02,432
sir.
472
00:37:02,465 --> 00:37:04,243
You knew what you were getting
into when you joined up, private.
473
00:37:04,267 --> 00:37:06,203
And so did your mother,
I assume.
474
00:37:06,236 --> 00:37:09,206
Would you prefer a discharge
right now, private?
475
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:10,340
I could arrange that.
476
00:37:10,373 --> 00:37:14,377
However, you would still
not be able to leave the ship
477
00:37:14,411 --> 00:37:15,378
for 27 years.
478
00:37:15,412 --> 00:37:19,282
And, of course, your pay
would stop immediately.
479
00:37:19,316 --> 00:37:20,617
Oh, no. No. No. I'll stay.
480
00:37:20,650 --> 00:37:27,190
Sir, do you realize we
won't get back to earth for 54 years?
481
00:37:27,224 --> 00:37:30,560
I do. But just think
of the overtime.
482
00:37:30,593 --> 00:37:32,930
But who's got the time?
483
00:37:32,963 --> 00:37:37,567
It's 0833 hours.
484
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,269
Not that time, dummy.
485
00:37:39,302 --> 00:37:42,505
The 54 years. Who's got
54 years to kill?
486
00:37:42,539 --> 00:37:45,008
I realize your concern, men.
487
00:37:45,042 --> 00:37:47,310
However, this mission
is imperative.
488
00:37:47,344 --> 00:37:51,048
And besides, you do have
your cryosleep chambers.
489
00:37:51,081 --> 00:37:53,583
Uh, sir, what is the
nature of this mission?
490
00:37:53,616 --> 00:37:58,889
Well, captain, we think someone
has discovered the blue star.
491
00:38:00,557 --> 00:38:02,359
The blue star? The blue star?
492
00:38:03,326 --> 00:38:05,195
The blue star.
493
00:38:06,229 --> 00:38:10,033
When you arrive on
Altair-1, you are to contact
494
00:38:10,067 --> 00:38:12,335
an earthman named frank future.
495
00:38:12,369 --> 00:38:15,338
He is holding a sample
of the rock.
496
00:38:15,372 --> 00:38:17,474
He owns the only saloon in town
497
00:38:17,507 --> 00:38:19,076
and will be easy to find.
498
00:38:19,109 --> 00:38:23,146
However, need I tell you
how important this mission is?
499
00:38:23,180 --> 00:38:25,515
This mineral has the power
of the stars within it.
500
00:38:25,548 --> 00:38:31,288
It could revolutionize the
civilized sectors of the universe.
501
00:38:31,321 --> 00:38:35,525
Sir, I'd like to tell you how
proud the men and I are
502
00:38:35,558 --> 00:38:37,327
that you have chosen US.
503
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:38,195
It shows great skill
504
00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:40,397
and tremendous
foresight on your behalf
505
00:38:40,430 --> 00:38:44,034
that this difficult mission
should be given to our--
506
00:38:44,067 --> 00:38:47,237
You were the closest.
507
00:38:48,171 --> 00:38:48,805
Gotcha.
508
00:38:48,838 --> 00:38:51,241
In view of your long journey,
509
00:38:51,274 --> 00:38:56,213
I have authorized a 24-hour
furlough on the rec station.
510
00:38:56,246 --> 00:38:58,982
Galaxina will receive
the coordinates
511
00:38:59,016 --> 00:39:00,350
for Altair-1.
512
00:39:00,383 --> 00:39:03,353
Good luck and good-bye.
513
00:39:06,589 --> 00:39:08,291
Whoo!
514
00:39:08,325 --> 00:39:09,960
♪ Ho ho
515
00:39:09,993 --> 00:39:10,560
♪ ho ho
516
00:39:10,593 --> 00:39:11,228
♪ horno ♪ ho ho
517
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:13,463
♪ horno, horno, let's go ♪
518
00:39:13,496 --> 00:39:14,965
♪ any old port in a storm ♪
519
00:39:14,998 --> 00:39:16,033
♪ any old, ho
520
00:39:16,066 --> 00:39:17,367
♪ ho ho ho ho
521
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,502
♪ horno, horno ♪ ho ho
522
00:39:19,536 --> 00:39:21,071
♪ horno, horno, let's go ♪
523
00:39:21,104 --> 00:39:22,639
♪ any old port in a storm ♪
524
00:39:22,672 --> 00:39:23,640
♪ any old, ho
525
00:39:23,673 --> 00:39:25,308
♪ ho ho ho ho
526
00:39:25,342 --> 00:39:25,976
♪ horno
527
00:39:26,009 --> 00:39:28,645
♪ horno, horno, let's go ♪
528
00:39:28,678 --> 00:39:30,380
♪ any old port in a storm ♪
529
00:39:30,413 --> 00:39:32,449
♪ any old, ho
530
00:40:13,190 --> 00:40:14,467
McHenry, Thor, and Butt: ♪ horno
531
00:40:14,491 --> 00:40:16,726
♪ horno, horno, let's go ♪
532
00:40:16,759 --> 00:40:18,328
♪ any old port in a storm ♪
533
00:40:18,361 --> 00:40:20,597
♪ any old, ho
534
00:40:22,299 --> 00:40:23,200
Well...
535
00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:26,736
Cornelius Butt and his boys.
536
00:40:26,769 --> 00:40:28,205
I make a habit
537
00:40:28,238 --> 00:40:30,173
never to forget a face.
538
00:40:30,207 --> 00:40:34,177
But in your case, I'll
make the exception.
539
00:40:34,211 --> 00:40:40,417
Kitty, a month away from
you is like a year in cryosleep.
540
00:40:41,518 --> 00:40:46,223
I swear, oh, you old lady.
541
00:40:46,256 --> 00:40:49,059
You're a devil, Butt.
542
00:40:50,627 --> 00:40:54,164
Whoo! I see you got
some earth cola.
543
00:40:54,197 --> 00:40:58,401
Well, good thing,
because we don't accept
544
00:40:58,435 --> 00:40:59,702
earth yen no more.
545
00:40:59,736 --> 00:41:01,471
Too unstable on
the galactic market.
546
00:41:01,504 --> 00:41:04,441
Well, why stand here and talk?
547
00:41:04,474 --> 00:41:09,046
You must be all tired and horny.
548
00:41:09,079 --> 00:41:14,084
Oh. Come in. Come in.
549
00:42:21,184 --> 00:42:23,420
This is good shit.
550
00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:24,354
It better be.
551
00:42:24,387 --> 00:42:27,257
It's plutonian gold.
200 earth yen an ounce.
552
00:42:27,290 --> 00:42:30,360
Wow! Far out.
553
00:42:35,198 --> 00:42:39,869
Then I dragged myself through
the blistering black plutonian desert,
554
00:42:39,902 --> 00:42:42,772
up north through
the twin pyramids,
555
00:42:42,805 --> 00:42:46,676
into the furry forest of love.
556
00:42:47,910 --> 00:42:48,910
Madam?
557
00:42:52,582 --> 00:42:53,650
Thank you.
558
00:42:53,683 --> 00:42:56,619
All right, Sheena, back to work.
559
00:42:56,653 --> 00:42:58,588
Well, at least you're
not two-faced,
560
00:42:58,621 --> 00:43:01,624
or you wouldn't have
chosen the one you've got on.
561
00:43:01,658 --> 00:43:03,626
Ha ha!
562
00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:06,263
Come on.
563
00:43:47,604 --> 00:43:48,805
Hey, buzz! Hey!
564
00:43:48,838 --> 00:43:50,773
Come on. Let's go.
565
00:43:52,309 --> 00:43:54,777
Kitty, kitty, kitty.
566
00:43:54,811 --> 00:43:57,714
All right, my dear.
567
00:44:01,284 --> 00:44:03,553
Next time you pass my house,
568
00:44:03,586 --> 00:44:05,455
I'll appreciate it.
569
00:44:05,488 --> 00:44:08,391
I've had a wonderful time,
570
00:44:08,425 --> 00:44:10,693
but it wasn't tonight.
571
00:44:12,662 --> 00:44:15,232
Come on back, boys.
572
00:44:16,533 --> 00:44:18,235
All right. Let's go, men.
573
00:44:19,469 --> 00:44:20,002
Ooh!
574
00:44:20,036 --> 00:44:22,505
Control yourself, kitty.
575
00:44:22,539 --> 00:44:24,307
♪ Bum bum bum bum
bum bum bum bum ♪
576
00:44:24,341 --> 00:44:27,677
♪ horno, horno, horno... ♪
577
00:44:53,636 --> 00:44:56,306
Thor!
578
00:46:07,043 --> 00:46:08,511
"Infinity" log,
579
00:46:08,545 --> 00:46:10,813
galaxy date--3008.2.
580
00:46:10,847 --> 00:46:14,651
Captain Cornelius Butt.
Entry number 1739.
581
00:46:14,684 --> 00:46:18,421
Well, today we set
course for Altair-1.
582
00:46:18,455 --> 00:46:23,726
We will enter our cryosleep
chambers for the 27-year journey.
583
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:24,661
Aww.
584
00:46:24,694 --> 00:46:27,864
It's too bad the
"infinity's" an older ship
585
00:46:27,897 --> 00:46:29,031
without hyperdrive.
586
00:46:29,065 --> 00:46:31,634
Hyperdrive is neat. You
see all those colors and lines.
587
00:46:31,668 --> 00:46:32,935
Hoo hoo! Ha ha!
588
00:46:32,969 --> 00:46:33,979
All the new ships
have hyperdrive,
589
00:46:34,003 --> 00:46:36,806
but hyperdrive would
make the trip pretty quick.
590
00:46:36,839 --> 00:46:38,408
Yeah, well, you take
what you can get.
591
00:46:38,441 --> 00:46:41,043
Anyway, Galaxina's in
control of the ship.
592
00:46:41,077 --> 00:46:45,448
We never did find that ugly
little monster from the egg.
593
00:46:45,482 --> 00:46:47,049
Well, got to go.
594
00:46:47,083 --> 00:46:49,486
Wonder what happened
to that little shit monster.
595
00:46:49,519 --> 00:46:51,754
Ech! Makes me crawl.
596
00:47:55,652 --> 00:47:58,455
Hmm...
597
00:50:26,402 --> 00:50:29,806
Grandma, can you open
this jar of pickles for me?
598
00:50:29,839 --> 00:50:32,341
I'm sorry, dear.
It's my arthritis.
599
00:50:32,374 --> 00:50:36,112
I can't open that
jar of pickles for you.
600
00:50:36,145 --> 00:50:38,915
Oh, grandma.
601
00:50:38,948 --> 00:50:42,118
What more can I say?
602
00:50:45,655 --> 00:50:48,290
No. You needn't tell US
anymore, grandma.
603
00:50:48,324 --> 00:50:51,594
We all know what
pain is, don't we?
604
00:50:51,628 --> 00:50:55,598
Well, now arthritis pain
can be gone forever
605
00:50:55,632 --> 00:51:00,336
with Johnson's new
atomic-powered magnesium claws.
606
00:51:00,369 --> 00:51:01,370
That's right.
607
00:51:01,403 --> 00:51:04,874
With Johnson's new
atomic-powered magnesium claws,
608
00:51:04,907 --> 00:51:10,046
arthritis pain
will be gone forever.
609
00:51:10,079 --> 00:51:11,080
We guarantee it.
610
00:51:11,113 --> 00:51:14,016
Grandma, can you open
this jar of pickles for me?
611
00:51:14,050 --> 00:51:16,786
Sure, kid. Why not?
612
00:51:18,354 --> 00:51:21,357
Oh, grandma! Mommy!
613
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:24,827
That's right.
614
00:51:24,861 --> 00:51:27,363
With the Johnson's new
atomic-powered magnesium claws,
615
00:51:27,396 --> 00:51:31,067
your arthritis pain
will be gone forever.
616
00:51:31,100 --> 00:51:35,037
End arthritis pain
and have super strength.
617
00:51:35,071 --> 00:51:40,076
For more information,
please write...
618
00:52:16,045 --> 00:52:20,817
I love you, sergeant Thor.
619
00:52:20,850 --> 00:52:24,286
I love you.
620
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:31,160
I am better than a human woman.
621
00:52:34,463 --> 00:52:37,433
I am warm.
622
00:52:37,466 --> 00:52:44,807
I have adjusted my temperature.
623
00:53:33,455 --> 00:53:36,025
Hi, Galaxina.
624
00:53:45,467 --> 00:53:46,468
Hey!
625
00:53:46,502 --> 00:53:48,304
Boy, am I hungry.
626
00:53:48,337 --> 00:53:49,271
Me, too.
627
00:53:49,305 --> 00:53:51,473
What year is it?
628
00:53:51,507 --> 00:53:53,442
3035.
629
00:53:53,475 --> 00:53:57,479
I got 3033. This thing's slow.
630
00:54:03,853 --> 00:54:09,391
Hey, brother, did we just
earn some overtime or did we?
631
00:54:09,425 --> 00:54:12,261
I'm gonna retire. Ha ha!
632
00:54:12,294 --> 00:54:14,463
A rich fool...
633
00:54:14,496 --> 00:54:18,968
Is just like poor oil painting--
634
00:54:19,001 --> 00:54:20,036
Richly framed...
635
00:54:20,069 --> 00:54:23,072
Hey, hey, hey!
How you doing, Sam?
636
00:54:28,377 --> 00:54:29,511
Oh, my god.
637
00:54:29,545 --> 00:54:31,580
He looks like rip Van winkle.
638
00:54:31,613 --> 00:54:35,317
Life just one damn
thing after another.
639
00:54:35,351 --> 00:54:37,353
Let me help you out, sir.
640
00:54:37,386 --> 00:54:41,257
I'd like to help you out.
Where'd you come in?
641
00:54:41,290 --> 00:54:43,159
Ha ha ha!
642
00:54:43,192 --> 00:54:44,994
Suit yourself, sir.
643
00:54:45,027 --> 00:54:47,263
Where'd he go?
Where's the captain?
644
00:54:47,296 --> 00:54:49,198
Where's the bathroom?
645
00:54:49,231 --> 00:54:52,468
It's not down here.
646
00:54:57,073 --> 00:54:58,975
95...
647
00:54:59,008 --> 00:55:01,377
96...
648
00:55:01,410 --> 00:55:03,445
97...
649
00:55:03,479 --> 00:55:05,547
98...
650
00:55:05,581 --> 00:55:07,917
104.
651
00:55:07,950 --> 00:55:11,487
Ha ha. 99.
652
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,556
100.
653
00:55:14,590 --> 00:55:16,458
101.
654
00:55:16,492 --> 00:55:18,961
102.
655
00:55:18,995 --> 00:55:20,629
103.
656
00:55:20,662 --> 00:55:23,132
104.
657
00:55:23,165 --> 00:55:25,501
105.
658
00:55:25,534 --> 00:55:27,503
106.
659
00:55:27,536 --> 00:55:29,138
107.
660
00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:33,475
You startled me.
661
00:55:37,079 --> 00:55:38,981
Shock?
662
00:55:41,283 --> 00:55:43,986
There was no shock.
663
00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:02,338
I've reprogrammed
my shocking mechanism.
664
00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:08,277
You...
665
00:56:08,310 --> 00:56:10,112
Can't... talk.
666
00:56:10,146 --> 00:56:15,017
You're not programmed to talk.
667
00:56:19,155 --> 00:56:21,190
I am now.
668
00:56:23,359 --> 00:56:25,494
I've done it myself.
669
00:56:26,595 --> 00:56:30,266
I had 27 years to work on it.
670
00:56:34,303 --> 00:56:37,039
And I've done it for you.
671
00:56:43,345 --> 00:56:46,382
I love you, sergeant Thor.
672
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,563
You're not cold anymore.
673
00:57:04,533 --> 00:57:06,535
You're warm...
674
00:57:07,536 --> 00:57:09,505
And soft...
675
00:57:12,574 --> 00:57:15,044
Like a human woman.
676
00:57:15,077 --> 00:57:18,414
I've adjusted my temperature.
677
00:57:21,183 --> 00:57:24,253
I'm better than a human woman.
678
00:57:27,756 --> 00:57:30,592
Do you like my voice?
679
00:57:31,793 --> 00:57:33,562
Oh, yes.
680
00:57:35,131 --> 00:57:36,098
Very much.
681
00:57:36,132 --> 00:57:38,134
I can change it if you
wish it, sergeant Thor.
682
00:57:38,167 --> 00:57:40,436
No, please don't.
683
00:57:42,204 --> 00:57:44,106
And...
684
00:57:45,107 --> 00:57:47,576
Just call me Thor.
685
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,215
Very well, Thor.
686
00:57:55,751 --> 00:57:58,754
Your every wish is my command.
687
00:58:03,759 --> 00:58:06,295
I'll see you later.
688
00:58:16,772 --> 00:58:21,143
Oh, shit.
689
00:58:22,444 --> 00:58:26,082
I wonder if she's got a...
690
00:58:33,589 --> 00:58:38,794
Whoever built her
sure forgot something.
691
00:59:24,873 --> 00:59:28,577
I'll get you now.
692
00:59:37,853 --> 00:59:40,822
I'll get you now.
693
01:00:35,844 --> 01:00:37,346
Oh, whiplash.
694
01:00:40,816 --> 01:00:42,384
Whiplash!
695
01:00:42,418 --> 01:00:44,420
I'm gonna sue. I sure hope
696
01:00:44,453 --> 01:00:45,787
the space police is insured.
697
01:00:45,821 --> 01:00:49,858
Oh! Whiplash! I'm gonna be rich.
698
01:00:52,428 --> 01:00:55,697
Whiplash? Short arm inspection.
699
01:00:55,731 --> 01:00:57,866
What is this, Philadelphia?
700
01:00:57,899 --> 01:00:59,501
Ooh, my aching wings.
701
01:00:59,535 --> 01:01:05,941
Man who get whiplash
get rich quick.
702
01:01:05,974 --> 01:01:08,244
Uh-huh.
703
01:01:13,715 --> 01:01:18,354
You must go to the town
and find frank future
704
01:01:18,387 --> 01:01:22,958
I'm sorry you'll have
to go it alone, Galaxina.
705
01:01:22,991 --> 01:01:25,961
We know you can do it.
706
01:01:25,994 --> 01:01:29,365
Whiplash requires care.
707
01:01:29,398 --> 01:01:31,933
Another thing, Galaxina--
708
01:01:31,967 --> 01:01:35,571
Due to an excessive amount
of infrared rays on the planet,
709
01:01:35,604 --> 01:01:37,939
the atmosphere is very strange.
710
01:01:37,973 --> 01:01:41,977
When the sun is up,
every color changes.
711
01:01:42,010 --> 01:01:44,913
In daylight,
the blue star will be red.
712
01:01:44,946 --> 01:01:48,850
At night, it returns to normal.
713
01:01:54,990 --> 01:01:59,628
Altair-1 is entirely inhabited
by the scum of the universe,
714
01:01:59,661 --> 01:02:06,302
settled by earthmen over 500
years ago as a penal colony.
715
01:02:11,340 --> 01:02:15,544
So, please, be careful.
716
01:03:55,644 --> 01:03:57,979
Hey, freak, pay two.
717
01:04:48,764 --> 01:04:50,198
Are you frank future?
718
01:04:50,231 --> 01:04:52,701
Name's Mr. Spot.
719
01:04:52,734 --> 01:04:55,537
Frank future. Let me see now.
720
01:04:55,571 --> 01:04:57,939
Frank future.
721
01:04:57,973 --> 01:05:00,709
Oh, yes, I remember him.
722
01:05:00,742 --> 01:05:02,478
Oh, you do?
723
01:05:02,511 --> 01:05:05,481
Yes, he was delicious.
724
01:05:05,514 --> 01:05:07,483
Delicious?
725
01:05:08,316 --> 01:05:10,952
I believe he was
roasted or... Oh!
726
01:05:10,986 --> 01:05:12,187
Maybe poached.
727
01:05:12,220 --> 01:05:15,691
I'm sorry.
I can't seem to remember.
728
01:05:15,724 --> 01:05:18,159
What'll you have? Oh!
729
01:05:18,193 --> 01:05:20,529
How about a cool drink?
Perhaps a blood shake
730
01:05:20,562 --> 01:05:26,134
or a plasma cooler with some
chilled lady fingers on the side?
731
01:05:26,167 --> 01:05:27,469
Oh!
732
01:05:32,974 --> 01:05:36,011
Oh, you're all disgusting.
733
01:05:36,044 --> 01:05:37,646
Now, now, my pretty robot.
734
01:05:37,679 --> 01:05:40,148
Don't you know robots
do not have emotions?
735
01:05:40,181 --> 01:05:43,218
You're beginning to act human.
736
01:05:43,251 --> 01:05:46,121
I'd like to see frank
future's room if I can.
737
01:05:46,154 --> 01:05:49,825
Why not? Upstairs,
second door on the right.
738
01:05:49,858 --> 01:05:53,595
Are you sure
you wouldn't like a drink?
739
01:06:00,201 --> 01:06:02,538
Oh!
740
01:06:24,926 --> 01:06:27,262
Throw the weapon on the bed.
741
01:06:29,164 --> 01:06:30,799
You must be Galaxina.
742
01:06:30,832 --> 01:06:33,168
I've heard a great deal
about you.
743
01:06:33,201 --> 01:06:36,171
So we meet at last,
Ordric from Mordric.
744
01:06:36,204 --> 01:06:39,841
You are very beautiful
for an automaton.
745
01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:41,276
And what about you, baby?
746
01:06:41,309 --> 01:06:44,813
Take off your mask
and let me see your face.
747
01:06:44,846 --> 01:06:46,214
This is my face.
748
01:06:46,247 --> 01:06:48,249
Oh, sorry.
749
01:06:48,283 --> 01:06:49,217
That's all right.
750
01:06:49,250 --> 01:06:52,688
I presume you are
looking for the blue star.
751
01:06:54,222 --> 01:06:58,560
What's that? Who's here?
752
01:06:59,995 --> 01:07:01,630
The blue star.
753
01:07:03,632 --> 01:07:05,834
What is this shit?
754
01:07:05,867 --> 01:07:07,836
It is mine.
755
01:07:07,869 --> 01:07:12,040
With it, I will control
the universe.
756
01:07:12,073 --> 01:07:14,610
Oh, it's Beau--
757
01:07:14,643 --> 01:07:16,244
Leave it alone.
758
01:07:16,277 --> 01:07:19,781
But I want to touch it.
759
01:07:21,617 --> 01:07:24,019
However, if you fear me...
760
01:07:24,052 --> 01:07:26,822
What are you doing?
A mere earth creation...
761
01:07:26,855 --> 01:07:30,291
Keep away. I'll understand.
762
01:07:31,059 --> 01:07:32,994
Touch it if you will.
763
01:07:33,028 --> 01:07:34,830
Ordric does not know fear.
764
01:07:34,863 --> 01:07:37,032
Oh, but I must hold it.
765
01:07:37,065 --> 01:07:42,170
Hold it if it will
give you satisfaction.
766
01:07:43,905 --> 01:07:46,207
What are you doing?
767
01:07:46,241 --> 01:07:49,310
Stop turning around.
768
01:07:49,344 --> 01:07:51,747
Let's go for coffee.
769
01:07:53,715 --> 01:07:57,719
Please, stop.
770
01:07:58,954 --> 01:08:02,323
Oh, my aching gyros.
771
01:08:02,357 --> 01:08:05,894
Are you getting dizzy, Ordric?
772
01:08:09,197 --> 01:08:11,767
Thank you very much.
773
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:16,304
Oh, shit.
774
01:09:16,197 --> 01:09:17,733
The blue star--
775
01:09:20,068 --> 01:09:22,037
Is mine.
776
01:09:22,070 --> 01:09:23,872
Get stuffed.
777
01:10:31,139 --> 01:10:32,139
Oh!
778
01:10:54,863 --> 01:10:56,064
Hey, cool it, man.
779
01:10:56,097 --> 01:10:57,999
She can take care of herself.
780
01:10:58,033 --> 01:10:59,868
And besides, even if she can't,
781
01:10:59,901 --> 01:11:02,938
we can always requisition
another machine.
782
01:11:02,971 --> 01:11:06,141
She's not just
a machine, bat boy.
783
01:11:06,174 --> 01:11:08,076
Come on, Thor, dad gum it!
784
01:11:08,109 --> 01:11:11,212
She's just a damn machine!
785
01:11:12,447 --> 01:11:13,181
Oh, that's better.
786
01:11:13,214 --> 01:11:16,818
Once a machine,
always a machine.
787
01:11:16,852 --> 01:11:18,262
Hey, just kidding, man,
just kidding!
788
01:11:18,286 --> 01:11:22,090
What's a machine? Let's
send out for pizza, huh?
789
01:11:22,123 --> 01:11:25,026
You're deserting me,
too, huh, buzz?
790
01:11:25,060 --> 01:11:29,230
It's not just a machine.
791
01:11:30,198 --> 01:11:33,134
I mean...
792
01:11:33,168 --> 01:11:35,837
She's not a machine.
793
01:11:35,871 --> 01:11:36,637
Get sausage.
794
01:11:36,671 --> 01:11:40,909
I'm gonna go find her.
Extra cheese.
795
01:11:42,410 --> 01:11:44,846
Anybody coming with me?
796
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:47,182
Italian sausage.
797
01:11:47,215 --> 01:11:50,385
Double-thick crust.
798
01:11:53,288 --> 01:11:57,058
You're out of your gourd, man!
799
01:11:57,926 --> 01:12:00,461
Always been a sucker
when it comes to love.
800
01:12:00,495 --> 01:12:05,066
Buzz, no anchovies.
801
01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:07,869
Imagination.
802
01:12:07,903 --> 01:12:09,404
Leave it to young man
803
01:12:09,437 --> 01:12:11,439
to compensate him
for what he is--
804
01:12:11,472 --> 01:12:15,143
Sam, will you shut the fuck up?
805
01:13:53,308 --> 01:13:56,544
I stand before the great god
806
01:13:56,577 --> 01:14:01,316
Harley-Davidson.
807
01:14:01,349 --> 01:14:05,020
Oh, Harley-Davidson,
808
01:14:05,053 --> 01:14:07,288
our lord and master,
809
01:14:07,322 --> 01:14:10,191
our graven image,
810
01:14:10,225 --> 01:14:12,760
please protect US.
811
01:14:12,793 --> 01:14:16,397
Vroom, vroom.
812
01:14:22,370 --> 01:14:26,007
Our ancestors were
the first outlaws
813
01:14:26,041 --> 01:14:29,110
that were sent to Altair-1,
814
01:14:29,144 --> 01:14:32,513
earth motorcycle gangs.
815
01:14:32,547 --> 01:14:36,117
Now we, their descendants,
816
01:14:36,151 --> 01:14:40,055
will rule the universe.
817
01:14:40,321 --> 01:14:45,293
In my hands, I hold
the blue star...
818
01:14:53,834 --> 01:14:59,207
The key to great wealth.
819
01:15:00,475 --> 01:15:03,811
And when the sun rises
in the west,
820
01:15:03,844 --> 01:15:07,115
this sinner...
821
01:15:07,148 --> 01:15:09,317
Sinner! Sinner!
822
01:15:09,350 --> 01:15:11,286
Will be sacrificed
823
01:15:11,319 --> 01:15:14,822
to the great hog in the sky--
824
01:15:14,855 --> 01:15:20,728
Harley-Davidson.
825
01:15:20,761 --> 01:15:24,065
O, Harley-Davidson,
826
01:15:24,099 --> 01:15:26,467
our lord and master,
827
01:15:26,501 --> 01:15:28,536
our graven image.
828
01:15:28,569 --> 01:15:31,172
Please protect US.
829
01:15:31,206 --> 01:15:35,210
Vroom! Vroom!
830
01:15:39,380 --> 01:15:41,349
Our time...
831
01:15:41,382 --> 01:15:43,651
Has come.
832
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:46,421
With the blue star...
833
01:15:55,863 --> 01:15:58,699
I, chopper,
834
01:15:58,733 --> 01:16:02,537
will be able to
rule this planet.
835
01:16:02,570 --> 01:16:04,705
Shit.
836
01:16:04,739 --> 01:16:10,611
I'll be able to rule
the whole fucking universe.
837
01:16:12,813 --> 01:16:17,185
Oh, I tell you,
I sure am hungry.
838
01:16:17,218 --> 01:16:19,887
Who would have ever thought
we'd find a human restaurant
839
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:22,757
in an old hick town like this?
840
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,602
Oh, crud.
841
01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:45,780
This is not exactly our kind
of human restaurant, is it?
842
01:16:46,647 --> 01:16:48,283
No.
843
01:16:49,417 --> 01:16:53,388
I really wasn't even
hungry anymore anyway.
844
01:16:53,421 --> 01:16:54,355
Come on.
845
01:16:54,389 --> 01:16:56,224
Hey, buddy, what do you
want for the jukebox?
846
01:16:56,257 --> 01:16:57,558
Hey, look at that thing.
847
01:16:57,592 --> 01:16:58,826
That's a beautiful jukebox.
848
01:16:58,859 --> 01:17:02,163
It's worth a fortune.
It's an antique.
849
01:17:56,484 --> 01:17:58,886
Oh, shit.
850
01:18:24,879 --> 01:18:27,548
Bunny fluff.
851
01:18:30,318 --> 01:18:32,687
"Bunny fluff"? Ha ha ha!
852
01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:34,322
Bunny fluff!
853
01:18:34,355 --> 01:18:36,257
You shut up.
854
01:18:54,309 --> 01:18:56,544
Turn the key.
855
01:18:56,577 --> 01:18:58,579
And kick this.
856
01:19:15,062 --> 01:19:17,031
They've stolen our lord.
857
01:19:17,064 --> 01:19:18,566
This--this is impossible.
858
01:19:18,599 --> 01:19:22,537
Quick! To the horses.
Get on them, men!
859
01:19:24,972 --> 01:19:29,310
Wait. Don't shoot.
You may hit the lord.
860
01:19:53,534 --> 01:19:55,770
Can't this thing go any faster?
861
01:19:55,803 --> 01:19:57,772
Here we go.
862
01:20:21,161 --> 01:20:25,032
I don't think they
want to hit the lord.
863
01:20:25,065 --> 01:20:26,501
Ha ha ha!
864
01:20:26,534 --> 01:20:29,370
Yee-ha! Whoo-hoo!
865
01:20:38,779 --> 01:20:41,749
I guess we're out of fuel.
866
01:20:43,083 --> 01:20:45,119
Here. Throw it.
867
01:20:45,953 --> 01:20:47,588
Hey, Thor, is it over now?
868
01:20:47,622 --> 01:20:48,756
Let's go!
869
01:20:48,789 --> 01:20:51,392
Oh, jeez. Come on!
870
01:20:56,697 --> 01:21:00,100
O, Harley-Davidson,
871
01:21:00,134 --> 01:21:03,170
please protect US.
872
01:21:03,203 --> 01:21:04,905
Vroom!
873
01:21:32,667 --> 01:21:35,169
We forgot the pizza.
874
01:21:35,202 --> 01:21:36,203
Ha ha! Ha ha ha!
875
01:21:36,236 --> 01:21:41,776
Thank you for
delivering the blue star...
876
01:21:45,580 --> 01:21:46,146
To me.
877
01:21:46,180 --> 01:21:48,516
I thought I destroyed you.
878
01:21:48,549 --> 01:21:51,452
I have an excellent mechanic.
879
01:21:51,486 --> 01:21:54,989
But let US not waste any time.
880
01:21:55,022 --> 01:21:55,790
Captain...
881
01:21:55,823 --> 01:21:58,493
Set a course for
my planet, Mordric.
882
01:21:58,526 --> 01:22:03,798
Mordric. That's a suburb
outside of Philadelphia.
883
01:22:03,831 --> 01:22:06,000
Or is it Pittsburgh?
884
01:22:06,033 --> 01:22:07,902
Anyhow, they make good pizza.
885
01:22:07,935 --> 01:22:11,238
Go up to Uranus and turn left.
886
01:22:11,271 --> 01:22:12,807
Right.
887
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:13,874
Left.
888
01:22:13,908 --> 01:22:14,842
Right.
889
01:22:14,875 --> 01:22:16,043
No. Left.
890
01:22:16,076 --> 01:22:17,778
Oh, you're crazy.
891
01:22:17,812 --> 01:22:19,747
Can't turn left and right.
892
01:22:19,780 --> 01:22:24,519
Come on. Eat the bars.
893
01:22:24,552 --> 01:22:26,654
Nice bars.
894
01:22:26,687 --> 01:22:29,857
Come on, now. Eat the bars.
895
01:22:30,625 --> 01:22:33,528
The bars! Eat the bars!
896
01:22:33,561 --> 01:22:35,229
I don't eat bars.
I'm a rock-eater.
897
01:22:35,262 --> 01:22:37,698
Rock-eaters don't eat bars.
898
01:22:37,732 --> 01:22:39,567
Bar-eaters eat bars.
899
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:40,434
Rock-eaters eat rocks.
900
01:22:40,467 --> 01:22:44,905
That's how we get our rocks off,
asshole.
901
01:22:44,939 --> 01:22:47,575
Why don't you go play
in the black hole?
902
01:22:47,608 --> 01:22:50,144
Thor, come on!
903
01:22:50,177 --> 01:22:51,011
Hyah!
904
01:22:51,045 --> 01:22:55,883
Thor, he shouldn't be
a prisoner anyway.
905
01:22:55,916 --> 01:22:57,552
He's too sweet.
906
01:22:57,585 --> 01:22:59,219
Come on. Poor...
907
01:22:59,253 --> 01:23:02,557
I think you're sweet, too, baby.
908
01:23:02,590 --> 01:23:03,891
You want to see my etchings?
909
01:23:03,924 --> 01:23:08,563
Please, you're just
another pebble on beach.
910
01:23:08,596 --> 01:23:09,564
Who needs this shit?
911
01:23:09,597 --> 01:23:11,999
Grew a little Boulder.
912
01:23:12,032 --> 01:23:12,900
Give me a break.
913
01:23:12,933 --> 01:23:16,637
After all, he did eat
the queen's jewels.
914
01:23:16,671 --> 01:23:18,539
Well, maybe he was hungry.
915
01:23:18,573 --> 01:23:20,741
You're beginning to talk
like a human, baby.
916
01:23:20,775 --> 01:23:21,676
You better cool it.
917
01:23:21,709 --> 01:23:25,145
He's a criminal. He
ate the queen's jewels.
918
01:23:25,179 --> 01:23:26,256
Do you have a drinking problem?
919
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:29,183
If you do, then call
happy hour spirits,
920
01:23:29,216 --> 01:23:32,587
the liquor store chain
that's there to serve you.
921
01:23:32,620 --> 01:23:36,190
Now, we have stores
all over the galaxy.
922
01:23:36,223 --> 01:23:37,958
That's happy hour spirits.
923
01:23:37,992 --> 01:23:40,561
We're there when you
need US most.
924
01:23:40,595 --> 01:23:43,297
And now back
to our ancient movie of the week,
925
01:23:43,330 --> 01:23:47,635
the 20th-century's "first
spaceship on Venus"...
926
01:23:48,135 --> 01:23:50,070
Look at those bubbles.
927
01:23:50,104 --> 01:23:52,973
It could be a kind of
organic life.
928
01:24:18,265 --> 01:24:19,800
Omiguro, stop.
929
01:24:19,834 --> 01:24:22,837
It's coming after US. Look!
930
01:24:22,870 --> 01:24:26,607
Up the ramp! It's
gonna go quick!
931
01:24:33,881 --> 01:24:35,616
Aah! Aah!
932
01:24:35,650 --> 01:24:37,685
Sumiko, I'm coming!
933
01:25:17,124 --> 01:25:20,160
If only you had a you-know-what.
934
01:25:20,194 --> 01:25:24,098
Oh, I forgot to tell you,
I checked the catalog,
935
01:25:24,131 --> 01:25:27,201
and they offer
you-know-whats as an option.
936
01:25:27,234 --> 01:25:30,437
Really? Yes.
937
01:25:30,470 --> 01:25:33,040
Then it can work.
938
01:25:33,073 --> 01:25:36,944
It comes with a guarantee.
939
01:26:06,406 --> 01:26:08,442
Who's there?
940
01:26:22,456 --> 01:26:25,692
Who is it?
941
01:26:33,801 --> 01:26:38,806
A marriage of man and machine.
942
01:26:38,839 --> 01:26:40,507
Oh, Thor.
943
01:26:40,540 --> 01:26:42,943
Galaxina.
944
01:26:49,784 --> 01:26:52,352
What's the matter?
945
01:26:54,321 --> 01:26:57,024
Children.
946
01:26:57,825 --> 01:26:59,760
We can't have children.
947
01:26:59,794 --> 01:27:01,261
Yes, we can.
948
01:27:01,295 --> 01:27:04,799
They're in the catalog, too.
949
01:27:04,832 --> 01:27:06,801
Oh, Galaxina.
950
01:27:06,834 --> 01:27:08,803
Oh, Thor.
951
01:27:08,836 --> 01:27:12,506
I must be hearing things.
952
01:27:17,845 --> 01:27:19,847
Uh-huh.
953
01:27:22,983 --> 01:27:27,822
Don't panic, Sumiko.
We'll find a way out.
954
01:27:27,855 --> 01:27:31,058
What's going on?
955
01:27:32,559 --> 01:27:36,763
Don't shoot, John, don't shoot!
956
01:28:18,605 --> 01:28:21,876
Well, what do you know?
957
01:28:36,323 --> 01:28:39,960
Yuck!
958
01:28:40,460 --> 01:28:42,897
Maybe it thinks
you're its mother.
959
01:28:42,930 --> 01:28:43,597
You are, in a way.
960
01:28:43,630 --> 01:28:46,133
Yuck. Shut your mouths.
961
01:28:46,166 --> 01:28:48,268
Who kisses his mother like that?
962
01:28:52,639 --> 01:28:56,210
Mama! Mama!
963
01:29:14,594 --> 01:29:18,265
Can't wait till we
get the blue star.
964
01:29:23,637 --> 01:29:25,072
Blue star!
965
01:29:26,406 --> 01:29:28,909
Back to earth for testing.
966
01:29:28,943 --> 01:29:30,610
We're all gonna be rich!
967
01:29:30,644 --> 01:29:34,915
And there's plenty more
where that came from.
968
01:29:36,316 --> 01:29:38,953
Well, that's good.
969
01:29:38,986 --> 01:29:41,088
We're gonna need it.
970
01:29:45,993 --> 01:29:47,494
Sonny!
971
01:29:47,527 --> 01:29:49,964
Attack!
972
01:29:51,031 --> 01:29:56,036
Not me!
973
01:30:01,041 --> 01:30:03,944
Captioning made possible by
lions gate entertainment
974
01:30:03,978 --> 01:30:08,382
captioned by the national
captioning institute --www.Ncicap.Org--
975
01:30:10,284 --> 01:30:14,654
"Infinity" log,
galaxy date, uh...
976
01:30:14,688 --> 01:30:19,026
1942, lieutenant Cornelius Butt.
977
01:30:19,059 --> 01:30:20,961
Entry number...
978
01:30:20,995 --> 01:30:22,997
Where are we? What is this?
979
01:30:23,030 --> 01:30:26,400
Uh, space. Entry number...
980
01:30:26,433 --> 01:30:29,369
Uh, this is corny Butt.
981
01:30:29,403 --> 01:30:31,138
Is this Philadelphia?
982
01:30:31,171 --> 01:30:33,040
Hey, buzz, you forgot the pizza.
983
01:30:33,073 --> 01:30:35,175
I'll bet you brought
the anchovies.
984
01:30:35,209 --> 01:30:36,977
I didn't want any anchovies.
985
01:30:37,011 --> 01:30:39,713
That's why everybody's
always picking on you.
986
01:30:39,746 --> 01:30:44,051
What's that music?
Hey, I'm doing an entry here.
987
01:30:44,084 --> 01:30:46,286
Will you bring it down?
988
01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:48,188
Lower?
989
01:30:48,222 --> 01:30:50,757
No, the other way, you idiots!
990
01:30:52,792 --> 01:30:54,494
I like hyperspace.
991
01:30:54,528 --> 01:30:56,396
The colors are so pretty
and then the thud
992
01:30:56,430 --> 01:30:59,533
and then the whish, the
whoosh, the...
993
01:30:59,566 --> 01:31:03,337
How's the
field holding out, boys?
994
01:31:03,370 --> 01:31:04,404
Whoa, boy.
995
01:31:04,438 --> 01:31:08,108
So, fuzz nuts ate the blue star.
996
01:31:10,277 --> 01:31:11,278
Shut up.
997
01:31:11,311 --> 01:31:13,713
We have to go back to Altair-1
and find more blue--
998
01:31:13,747 --> 01:31:16,350
Star.
999
01:31:16,383 --> 01:31:19,086
Who's there? What's going on?
1000
01:31:19,119 --> 01:31:21,021
Who's making that noise?
1001
01:31:21,055 --> 01:31:23,790
This is Cornelius Butt,
mayor of Philadelphia.
1002
01:31:23,823 --> 01:31:26,560
When we get back to Altair-1,
I'm gonna go to the beach
1003
01:31:26,593 --> 01:31:30,764
and part the red sea while the
others go look for more of the rock--
1004
01:31:30,797 --> 01:31:32,766
I didn't say blue star.
1005
01:31:32,799 --> 01:31:36,403
Dummies!
Dummies! Did you hear me?
1006
01:31:36,436 --> 01:31:41,575
Galaxina's very pretty for a
robot, eh, you know what I mean?
1007
01:31:41,608 --> 01:31:44,144
Know what I mean?
Like to blow her fuse.
1008
01:31:44,178 --> 01:31:46,380
Heh heh heh! Where are we?
1009
01:31:46,413 --> 01:31:50,584
Come on, Sonny!
Let's go get a pizza!
1010
01:31:50,617 --> 01:31:54,054
Mama!
65981
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
