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Now it's time to bring on some of the stars
from my first film, Hairspray...
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...which also was directed and written
by John Waters.
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L'm so excited because I haven't seen
these people since we made the movie.
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The first one I'm gonna introduce,
he played my dad in Hairspray...
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...and is currently starring in the hit TV show
Seinfeld as Jason Alexander's dad.
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Please welcome Jerry Stiller.
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Please welcome Ruth Brown.
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Hi, Dad.
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STILLER:
How you doing, darling? It's nice to see my girl.
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- Y0u're still as beautiful as ever.
- Thank you, Jerry.
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AUDIENCE: Aww.
STILLER: Yeah, she looks...
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I'm so happy to see the both of you.
I mean, ifs been seven years, I think, huh, John?
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- Yes.
-They look younger.
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LAKE:
They look the same, exactly the same.
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- How have you been?
-Just great.
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LAKE: Yeah?
-l'm getting residual checks.
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That's what counts.
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Yeah, I dye my hair.
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[ALL CHUCKLING]
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And you have someone
that you wanted to plug, Jerry.
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Well, I'm the father of George Costanza.
I'm your daddy, Tracy's daddy.
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And I'm also Ben Stills-Jr's dad
from Reality Bites...
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...so I feel very honored--
WATERS: Who ljust met. Had dinner with him.
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- Did you?
-Yeah, yeah. It was a very good movie too.
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STILLER:
Yeah, good movie. Thank you.
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Terrific. All right, we're gonna show
a clip from Hairspray.
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In case any of you never saw
the movie Hairspray, here's a clip.
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Oh, Mom, Dad.
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Oh, Penny, my best friend.
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L'm so happy-
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Finally, all of Baltimore knows,
I'm big, blond and beautiful.
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You're a teen leader now.
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And the show biz offers
are pouring in.
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Tonight we have an audition.
Honey, this is only the beginning.
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Stick with me
and we'll claw our way to the top.
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Oh, God.
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Fame, fortune, glamour.
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And to top it off...
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...l'm in love.
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LAKE:
Brings back memories.
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WATERS:
That was a good look, Rick. Good look.
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LAKE:
It was the best summer of my life.
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We have someone on the phone now.
Michael, are you there?
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MICHAEL [ON PHONE]: Yeah, Ricki.
- Michael played my boyfriend in Hairspray.
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Remember him from Elvis?
AUDIENCE: Yeah.
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Michael, I understand that you wanted
to be here, but you're shooting a movie.
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Yeah, I'm up in Toronto.
I wasn't able to get away.
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They're calling on the set pretty soon,
but I did wanna call in and just wish you all well.
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Hairspray remains one of the best times I've
ever had on a movie set...
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...thanks to John Waters and the crew
and the cast that are with you...
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...and especially you, Ricki,
with your contagious personality.
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[WATERS CHUCKLES]
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WATERS: What movie is he shooting?
LAKE: What movie are you doing, Michael?
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It's called Replicator. It's a sci-ii film.
I'm playing two roles, a good guy and a bad guy.
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All right. Wow.
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I'm very excited. With Ned Beatty.
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I'm really glad you could be here
on the phone with us.
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- You know I love you.
-Yeah, baby.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Oh, no, no, no. You all know that I'm engaged
to someone else.
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- Michael and I are just-- Ha-ha-ha.
-No, I wanna know.
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- Michael, I'll talk to you soon.
-All right, bye-bye.
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All right.
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All right.
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Unfortunately, we can never have
a complete Hairspray reunion...
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...because one of the stars of Hairspray,
Divine, died shortly after the premiere.
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He played my mom in the movie
and was kind of a real mom to me in real life.
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He taught me how to walk in high heels.
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But he taught me much more about human
kindness and making the most out of life.
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He meant so much to all of us. His death
was sudden and continues to be a loss for us all.
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We miss you, Divine.
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