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DERMODY: This one, this is beautiful.
I love this one too.
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It's a little drawing of a--
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WOMAN: Who is that?
It almost looks like--
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DERMODY:
Looks like a drunken Santa.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Scary-looking carolers.
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John told me that he and Divine
and a bunch of people would go door-to-door...
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...and ring the doorbell and start singing
Christmas carols in the neighborhood. Like:
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On the first Noel--
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And people would slam the door.
They looked so frightening.
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I always thought that was great.
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I love this one, it's a fake- He has a lot of
fake food in his house...
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...and this is a fake martini glass.
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Actually, it's a beautiful shot.
It's right in his bedroom...
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...it's all these little fake foods.
And it actually came out beautiful.
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And this, our friend Ray found this for John
at a thrift store of some kind...
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...and gave it to him one Christmas,
and I remember it so vividly.
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It was the old days at the apartment.
And it was the weirdest-looking head.
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And I think it was a lamp...
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...because there was a hole
that went through the top of the head.
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But John loved it and he always had it
in his house, in some part of the house.
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MAN: Look at that expression.
-I know, ifs really creepy.
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Oh, the gray one. He had taken a picture--
He always wanted to have a picture...
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...of him sitting in a chair...
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...with a Christmas tree on fire,
0r something, next to him.
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And he actually staged it,
and it was a great card.
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I have that somewhere,
I don't know where.
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That was one of my favorites.
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WOMAN: How long has he had the party?
-l've been going to them since the '70s...
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...and I never missed one,
and I used to come from Provincetown.
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I got there by hook or crook.
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And that was in the old days in the
apartment. lt's got to have been- God.
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Is that 3O years? Seventy, Eighty...
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Oh, God, it's been a long time.
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Yeah, he's always had a Christmas party,
and it's always been a great party.
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But they were always a little wilder
back then too, you know...
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...in those days you would clean up puke
the next morning.
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These days,
as we stagger towards senility...
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...it's a little more sedate.
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Nick Zedd, the filmmaker,
he came to one of the parties and said--
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He was, I think, disappointed
because I think he expected...
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...the filthiest people alive to be there,
and he said:
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โThis is like a Bar Mitzvah."
He was, like, kind of depressed.
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He told that to John
and John really laughed...
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"because everybody is, like,
older and dressed up...
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wand, you know, it's a time to get together
and see everyone.
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But I think he expected- I don't know what
he expected.
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I think somebody to be getting
a pig's head and a bottle of peppers...
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...for a Christmas present,
like in Pink Flamingos.
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MAN: He just expected--
-That actually sort of was what it was like...
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...in the old days, though.
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My favorite was, John got a copy of
something to do with Rocky...
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...the movie that he hated
more than anything...
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.-.and he actually opened up the window
of his apartment building and threw it out...
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...when he got it, because he said,
โlt's not even a funny jokeโ...
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...and it was even funnier
when he threw it out the window.
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It was great.
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