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Jeff, we just got this in.
Do we have time to run this?
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- Stand by, camera one.
- In four, three, two...
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- Yeah, got it.
- All right, let's go then.
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{\an8}Hello, and welcome to Soccer Saturday.
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{\an8}I'm Jeff Stelling,
here with George Cartrick
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and Clinton Morrison.
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{\an8}Now, the hottest team in the country
is clearly Richmond
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{\an8}on a ten-game winning streak on the back
of some inspired play by Sam Obisanya.
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{\an8}Jeff, you have to think Sam Obisanya
will make his Nigeria debut,
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{\an8}or the world's gone truly mad.
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{\an8}But our top story:
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{\an8}the mysterious managerial vacancy
at West Ham United.
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{\an8}The club has suddenly parted ways
with the Wonder Kid, Nathan Shelley.
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{\an8}It's a shocker, Jeff.
They were having a great season.
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{\an8}Yeah, but look, Nate Shelley isn't
the reason West Ham are in second place.
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{\an8}I mean, "Wonder Kid"? Come on.
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{\an8}He was my kit man, for God's sake.
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{\an8}No, Rupert Mannion is the brains
behind this whole operation.
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{\an8}Okay. Let's turn our attention
to the international break.
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{\an8}National squad announcements
are trickling in.
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{\an8}Which players will get the honor
of representing their country?
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All right, fellas,
great play out there today.
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Congratulations on
yet another victorious outcome!
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That's right.
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Hey, quick reminder.
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Because of the break in our schedule
due to international play,
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there is no game next week, all right?
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All right.
Hey, look, kind of hurts my feelings
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y'all don't want to spend next weekend
with me, if I'm being honest.
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But I am the strong silent type,
so I ain't gonna let you know.
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But I'm also loud and weak,
because I, like all humans,
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contain multitudes. Am I right?
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Great speech.
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Anyhoo, we want to say good night
and good luck to the fellas on our squad
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that have been chosen to represent
their home country next week.
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Coach, who we talking about?
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Just up the way at Wembley,
making his debut for England, Jamie Tartt!
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Go!
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Taking the plane to Toronto
to play goal for Canada, Van Damme!
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He's got a plane ticket.
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Who will be going up against Mexico
and Dani Rojas!
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Oh, boy.
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Bumbercatch holding it down
for Switzerland.
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My guy!
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- Wait, hold on. Bumbercatch, you're Swiss?
- Yeah. Look at me.
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No, you're right. Yeah. All right.
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- And repping Wales, Colin Hughes!
- Hey, there he is.
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Let's go, boyo.
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Is that it?
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And that's it.
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Okay. All right, well, let's go ahead
and wish our friends safe travels
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and Godspeed,
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or whatever narcotic your deity
chooses to self-medicate with.
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Rest of y'all, see ya on Monday.
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Oi, 24.
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They fucked you, man. I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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Hey, congrats to you though.
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Listen. You good, yeah?
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Yeah. Of course.
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Hey, yo. Congrats, bro.
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I am not your bro.
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We are now enemies,
and soon, you will be my bitch.
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What the f...
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So you're telling me it only shows up
once a month?
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- And it never skips a month?
- Only if you're pregnant.
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{\an8}Well, shoot. I got to check out
this wine delivery service.
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{\an8}Sounds like a real corker. Yes.
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Did you hear about Nathan?
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- I did.
- What do we think happened there?
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{\an8}Well, boss, I'm like an incomplete list
of Madeline Kahn's best films:
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I ain't got no clue.
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And it ain't really
none of my business anyhow.
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Ted, look,
I mean this in the nicest way possible,
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but you suck at girl talk.
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I know. I just don't like gossip.
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{\an8}It's not gossip, Ted. It's speculation.
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I've actually been hearing rumblings
of inappropriate workplace behavior
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- over at West Ham.
- See? Excellent girl talk.
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{\an8}So, chaps, what do we think?
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{\an8}Is Nathan capable of being involved
in something like that?
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- No.
- Nah.
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{\an8}- Good morning.
- Hello, Leslie.
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{\an8}So, I heard some interesting scuttlebutt
last night.
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{\an8}I don't like gossip,
but my butt don't mind a little scuttle.
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Go on, Leslie.
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Edwin Akufo's back in town.
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What now?
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Apparently, he's sniffing around
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about trying to create
a Super League of some sort.
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Where did you hear this?
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Well, Rebecca,
I am the director of Football Operations.
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And a bunch of us DFOs
have a little jazz jam band
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we call "The Directors of Beboperations."
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{\an8}Akufo came up at rehearsal.
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{\an8}This is not good.
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{\an8}I'm sorry. Why is it so bad
that a billionaire wants to put together
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{\an8}a bunch of superheroes to fight crime?
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{\an8}Ted,
you're thinking of the Justice League.
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{\an8}God, dang it. Yeah, I am.
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{\an8}Super League is when
the world's biggest and wealthiest teams
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{\an8}decide to compete against each other.
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{\an8}So, not only would
David never get to face Goliath,
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{\an8}the Davids could
cease to exist altogether.
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{\an8}Wow.
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{\an8}You know, I wouldn't be surprised
if Rupert was involved in this.
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{\an8}Speak of the devil.
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- It was Rupert.
- Yes.
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Sorry. Okay. I thought it was
the actual devil for a second.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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Are you alive?
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{\an8}Unfortunately, yeah.
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You're okay.
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Am I an idiot?
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Sometimes, yes.
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No, I meant for quitting my job.
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Do you wish you hadn't?
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Then there's your answer.
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{\an8}I just don't know what I'm gonna do.
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Do you need me to stay?
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{\an8}No. No, that's... No, I'm okay.
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Do you want to come to Poland with me?
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You can help me and my family
screw in light bulbs.
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- That's very funny.
- Why is it funny?
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I don't know. Sorry. I... No.
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- I'll see you in a few days.
- Thank you.
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Can you tell us about Coach Shelley?
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Hey, Nate! Nate!
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- Hi.
- Sorry.
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- It's all right.
- Thanks.
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Shit.
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Keeley,
you are the nicest boss I've ever had.
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Thank you, Dan.
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And definitely the hottest.
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That's a complicated compliment.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Barbara, what's going on?
Are we being slowly robbed?
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Wait. I'm sorry.
You haven't spoken with Jack?
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I haven't heard from Jack in weeks.
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But she emailed me last night to say that
she was gonna reach out and tell you.
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Tell me what, Barbara?
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The board of the VC
have decided to pull funding.
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They're shutting down KJPR.
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What?
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When?
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Oh, well, don't worry,
we've got plenty of time.
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- We don't have to be out till Friday.
- It's Wednesday.
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Yeah. I suppose that is quite soon,
isn't it?
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Especially if you didn't get
the email last night.
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I mean, if he doesn't want to coach
West Ham for millions, I'll bloody do it.
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What a wanker.
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Pineapple juice or apple juice?
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Hi.
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Hey, Dani!
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Dani, what's up, man?
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He's my teammate.
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Dani, you want some chips?
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Boy, oh, boy.
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Tell you what, Sam had himself a case
of the mean reds out there today, yeah?
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I don't fucking blame him.
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It's hard to see the ball
when your eyes are full of tears.
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Hey, Sam!
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Hey, look,
I know this week ain't been easy on ya.
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But don't forget,
even the great Michael Jordan himself
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didn't make his high school varsity
basketball team.
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- Yeah?
- Yes, Coach.
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But wasn't that because
he was only a 5'10" sophomore
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and the team was in need of height,
so they sent him to the junior varsity
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with the hope that
he would develop physically?
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Which he did,
growing 5 inches the very next summer.
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I mean, if you know all the details,
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it does render the story
a little less motivational,
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but my point still stands.
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Keep your head up. Be a goldfish.
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- All right?
- Okay.
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Boom!
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Tonight, me and Jane have reserved
an axe-throwing lane at Hatchet and Rye.
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You fellas care to join the festivities?
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That sounds equal parts fun
and dangerous. What are y'all celebrating?
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Karma's speedy delivery of a shit sandwich
to the Wonder Turd.
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Here, Jane made targets.
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Don't you feel it's bad karma
to celebrate someone else's bad karma?
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No. You in?
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I'd love to, but I've got a thing.
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Here we go.
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Hey, Janey baby!
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Yeah, we're all set. Could you remember
to bring my throwing axe, please?
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No, not that one.
The one with the leather sleeve.
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You know what? Just bring 'em all.
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Yeah, we are.
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Okay. Love you too.
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How many axes you got now?
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Seventeen.
But they're not all for throwing.
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Right. But they're all here in the UK?
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Oh, yeah. Couldn't imagine being
in a different country than my axes.
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She's gonna have trouble carrying that.
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- Hey, Sam.
- Hey.
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I'm so sorry about the national team.
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Well, you know.
I guess I could have worked harder.
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Well, I think you're wonderful.
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Thank you, Rebecca.
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- See you.
- Yeah.
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Hello, Rebecca.
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Where's the Hockney I gave you?
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Got rid of it. Sorry. W...
How did you get past security?
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My old mate, Renee.
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The creepy old man
that lives in the sewers?
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Oh, Rebecca, that's rude.
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He only works in the sewer.
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Right. Well, maybe next time
you could make an appointment.
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Of course.
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So, what do you want?
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To invite you to this meeting
for the Akufo League.
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Why?
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I've wanted to extend an olive branch.
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And I think it's important
that you're part of this.
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Could be great for the game.
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Well, I will give it some thought.
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Good.
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Sneaking in here today reminded me of
the first match I ever saw at Nelson Road.
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When they used to play by candlelight.
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I look forward to hearing from you.
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What happened with Nathan Shelley?
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Some people just aren't ready
when they get their shot.
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Happy Uncle Day!
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- You know it's not a real holiday, right?
- Yes, it is.
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Right, Mummy?
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Any day that annoys Roy, holiday for me.
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I'll get it.
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Phoe told me that Uncle's Day
is her favorite holiday of the year.
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- Fuck off.
- Yeah, seriously.
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It was Uncle's Day, Uncle Roy's birthday,
and then Perchtenlaufen,
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the German holiday
where people dress up as evil spirits
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and roam the streets
in order to scare winter away.
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She might be an old soul, but
she's a proper fucking dweeb, isn't she?
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Is that your Range Rover outside?
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- No, it's my mum's.
- Oh, right, all right.
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Hey, how you doing? You all right?
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- Sorry I'm late.
- It's okay.
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You can just sit down next to Uncle Roy.
242
00:16:02,422 --> 00:16:03,464
Hello, Uncle Roy.
243
00:16:03,465 --> 00:16:05,175
What the fuck is he doing here?
244
00:16:05,926 --> 00:16:07,760
I had to invite your best friend.
245
00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:09,841
- He's not my best friend.
- He isn't my best friend.
246
00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:15,601
Well, you talk about him a lot,
and you spend every day together.
247
00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:16,937
Well, he's not.
248
00:16:17,687 --> 00:16:19,564
So, who's your best friend, Jamie?
249
00:16:20,148 --> 00:16:20,982
Probably Isaac.
250
00:16:20,983 --> 00:16:23,150
- Fuck off.
- He is.
251
00:16:23,151 --> 00:16:26,154
- That's a pound, Uncle Roy.
- Bill me.
252
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:29,157
Okay. Now, open Jamie's gift.
253
00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:33,118
It's stupid. It's dumb. I don't know.
254
00:16:33,119 --> 00:16:34,204
Here.
255
00:16:37,624 --> 00:16:40,544
It's your original England kit
from the 2014 World Cup.
256
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:44,047
Your name's on the back there.
257
00:16:48,635 --> 00:16:50,762
I got 'em to change the E to a U.
258
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,815
I love it.
259
00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,657
Yeah. You owe me a pound, Jamie.
260
00:17:11,366 --> 00:17:12,574
But I didn't say nothing.
261
00:17:12,575 --> 00:17:17,080
No, but you made me think it,
and that's basically the same thing.
262
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,126
Yeah, fair play.
263
00:17:22,168 --> 00:17:23,335
Okay, my turn.
264
00:17:24,004 --> 00:17:25,005
All right.
265
00:17:25,505 --> 00:17:26,756
Who's that?
266
00:17:27,966 --> 00:17:28,967
Good wrapping, that.
267
00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:35,098
I made it at school.
268
00:17:35,682 --> 00:17:39,978
The colors spell your name.
Red, orange, yellow. Roy.
269
00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:45,274
She's been very excited to give it to you.
270
00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:46,401
What do you think?
271
00:17:47,569 --> 00:17:49,362
Well, I mean, I fucking love it.
272
00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:52,490
It was worth it.
273
00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:01,291
Thank you.
274
00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:06,838
Okay. Mum and I are going to put
our costumes on for the performance.
275
00:18:08,131 --> 00:18:10,467
Heads-up, team. There is an intermission.
276
00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:20,101
- Your sister is fit.
- I will cut your eyes out.
277
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,491
Simi, what's going on?
I thought we were fully booked.
278
00:18:35,492 --> 00:18:37,077
All the reservations bailed.
279
00:18:37,661 --> 00:18:39,120
Well, except one.
280
00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:43,500
Hey, you. Look who it is.
281
00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:45,544
It is Pinky Dick.
282
00:18:47,504 --> 00:18:48,505
Sorry. I mean Sam.
283
00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:50,882
Of course you remember Francis.
284
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:54,176
Charles, this is Pinky Dick.
285
00:18:54,177 --> 00:18:55,636
I mean Sam.
286
00:18:55,637 --> 00:18:58,514
Pinky-Dick-I-mean-Sam,
this is Charles Siziba,
287
00:18:58,515 --> 00:19:01,434
- food blogger for The Times.
- It is nice to meet you.
288
00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:04,354
Edwin has told me awful things about you.
289
00:19:05,689 --> 00:19:08,984
Charles is helping me find
the best West African chef in London
290
00:19:09,484 --> 00:19:14,446
because I'm starting my own Nigerian
restaurant but 20 meters from here.
291
00:19:14,447 --> 00:19:15,824
You're doing what?
292
00:19:16,324 --> 00:19:19,159
We are going to serve
the finest Nigerian cuisine,
293
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:23,290
along with Chicago-style hot dogs,
because it's my favorite food.
294
00:19:24,499 --> 00:19:26,918
Oh, Sam. I mean Pinky Dick.
295
00:19:27,419 --> 00:19:30,671
Mr. Akufo found a tiny piece of glass
in his food.
296
00:19:30,672 --> 00:19:32,841
I assume our meal will be complimentary?
297
00:19:33,592 --> 00:19:35,426
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
298
00:19:35,427 --> 00:19:36,511
Good man.
299
00:19:37,637 --> 00:19:42,809
It is nice to put a name
to such an ugly, horrible face.
300
00:19:47,814 --> 00:19:50,566
I'm so sorry to see
that business is not going well.
301
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:52,484
No. Actually, we were fully booked.
302
00:19:52,485 --> 00:19:54,111
We just had
a few last-second cancellations.
303
00:19:54,112 --> 00:19:57,157
That's because
all the reservations were me.
304
00:19:58,199 --> 00:20:00,826
Hello. Ola's Chop Life?
305
00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:03,997
Can I make a reservation for eight
for Wiafe.
306
00:20:04,497 --> 00:20:07,082
David Ettlemen, party of six.
307
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,461
Starkey, party of four. Fab four.
308
00:20:09,961 --> 00:20:13,297
Table for 12, please. Last name Picard.
309
00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:17,761
And please, bring out
all of your finest African cheeses.
310
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,850
- Good to see you, Edwin.
- Isn't it?
311
00:20:30,732 --> 00:20:35,737
Yes, I was so sad to hear that you were
not selected for Nigeria's national team.
312
00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:40,157
But I was happy to hear that
the Nigerian government was pleased
313
00:20:40,158 --> 00:20:45,830
to accept a free $20 million check from me
to keep you off the team.
314
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:51,836
I will never stop, you Nigerian turd.
315
00:20:52,712 --> 00:20:55,924
Never ever.
316
00:20:57,092 --> 00:20:59,803
No, never.
317
00:21:15,777 --> 00:21:17,112
Please don't do this, Francis.
318
00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:59,486
- Stop right there.
- Sorry.
319
00:21:59,487 --> 00:22:01,363
- What's the emergency?
- Nathan?
320
00:22:01,364 --> 00:22:02,448
Yeah.
321
00:22:02,449 --> 00:22:04,993
Never mind, Officer. My son is home.
322
00:22:07,662 --> 00:22:08,913
You moved the key.
323
00:22:08,914 --> 00:22:10,123
Jesus Christ.
324
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,084
Hey, Mum.
325
00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,795
Do you want anything to eat, dear?
326
00:22:16,796 --> 00:22:19,716
No, thank you.
I just wanna sleep actually.
327
00:22:25,055 --> 00:22:26,847
Well, if you're cooking,
I could eat something.
328
00:22:26,848 --> 00:22:28,224
Lloyd, stop.
329
00:22:28,225 --> 00:22:29,309
What?
330
00:23:03,176 --> 00:23:04,094
Leslie?
331
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,224
- Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
- It's okay. It's not too bad.
332
00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:11,851
Damn.
333
00:23:15,564 --> 00:23:16,565
How can I help, Rebecca?
334
00:23:17,482 --> 00:23:18,775
I just need some advice.
335
00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:21,819
- Keeley didn't text you back?
- She did not.
336
00:23:21,820 --> 00:23:23,279
- Ted?
- Can't find him.
337
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,447
- Sassy?
- On a plane with no Wi-Fi.
338
00:23:25,448 --> 00:23:27,491
- Can you imagine that?
- Disgusting.
339
00:23:27,492 --> 00:23:29,578
- How about your mother?
- Are you fucking with me?
340
00:23:30,161 --> 00:23:32,914
I am flattered. Okay, let's do this shit.
341
00:23:36,751 --> 00:23:38,753
I don't want to be
part of the Akufo League.
342
00:23:39,337 --> 00:23:41,630
Why? Because he's
an emotionally erratic billionaire
343
00:23:41,631 --> 00:23:43,799
with the temperament
of one of those kids in Willy Wonka
344
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,719
that gets murdered
at the chocolate factory?
345
00:23:46,803 --> 00:23:48,483
I don't think that's what happens, Leslie.
346
00:23:49,055 --> 00:23:52,726
I hate to break it to you, Rebecca,
but those children are dead.
347
00:23:54,519 --> 00:23:57,271
I think the only reason
Rupert has invited me in
348
00:23:57,272 --> 00:24:00,275
is because I'm a woman
and it'll make them look good.
349
00:24:01,776 --> 00:24:03,777
Who cares why Rupert invited you?
350
00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,447
You've got a seat at the table.
351
00:24:06,281 --> 00:24:07,782
So go and see what's what.
352
00:24:14,915 --> 00:24:16,207
Thank you, Leslie.
353
00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:21,295
And if any of the other people
start disappearing one by one
354
00:24:21,296 --> 00:24:25,591
due to a series of unfortunate accidents
seemingly caused by their own hubris,
355
00:24:25,592 --> 00:24:27,552
you get the hell out of there.
Do you hear me?
356
00:25:07,551 --> 00:25:09,176
Everything all right, dear?
357
00:25:09,177 --> 00:25:10,887
Everything? Fuck no.
358
00:25:12,264 --> 00:25:15,141
What is it called when you have
the opposite of the Midas touch?
359
00:25:15,809 --> 00:25:18,436
- The Midas shits.
- That's it. That's what I have.
360
00:25:18,979 --> 00:25:20,313
Everything I touch turns to shit.
361
00:25:21,898 --> 00:25:23,817
Shit helps things grow, love.
362
00:25:25,235 --> 00:25:26,653
Oy, I'm Keeley. What's your name?
363
00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:32,534
- Mae.
- Mae? I wasn't expecting that.
364
00:25:33,243 --> 00:25:34,327
That's a really nice name.
365
00:25:35,161 --> 00:25:36,996
- Short for anything?
- Maybe.
366
00:25:36,997 --> 00:25:38,748
And is this your place, Maybe?
367
00:25:40,417 --> 00:25:41,877
Little over 40 years.
368
00:25:42,544 --> 00:25:44,921
Wow, that's impressive.
369
00:25:46,506 --> 00:25:48,550
It's hard though, right? Being a boss?
370
00:25:49,593 --> 00:25:50,677
It has its moments.
371
00:25:52,596 --> 00:25:54,806
But for some,
it's better to follow your gut
372
00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:58,518
than pretend to be excited
by following someone else's.
373
00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:04,316
What would you do
if someone took it all away from you?
374
00:26:06,693 --> 00:26:07,694
Like the man once said,
375
00:26:08,570 --> 00:26:10,654
"Once you make it
to the top of the mountain,
376
00:26:10,655 --> 00:26:13,408
what's left for you but lightning?"
377
00:26:18,371 --> 00:26:23,084
Wait, is the lightning
a good thing or a bad thing?
378
00:26:25,837 --> 00:26:28,298
Depends whether
you're ready for it or not.
379
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,178
Now, I'm gonna get you some food.
380
00:26:34,429 --> 00:26:38,141
'Cause I can't have another sad,
skinny girl pass out in my pub.
381
00:26:38,767 --> 00:26:40,227
Fucks me Yelp rating.
382
00:27:35,699 --> 00:27:36,741
Bocce balls.
383
00:27:42,956 --> 00:27:46,167
Ted! Ted!
384
00:27:54,009 --> 00:27:55,010
Hey.
385
00:28:22,245 --> 00:28:23,246
Ye...
386
00:28:41,139 --> 00:28:44,183
You know, Lanny,
when Mexico comes up here in our kitchen,
387
00:28:44,184 --> 00:28:45,851
the record books go right out the window.
388
00:28:45,852 --> 00:28:47,102
Well, for sure, Bruce.
389
00:28:47,103 --> 00:28:49,647
It's a tough game,
but there's a begrudging mutual respect
390
00:28:49,648 --> 00:28:50,728
between the two teams, hey?
391
00:28:51,233 --> 00:28:55,654
- They go together like nachos and poutine.
- Now you've made me hungry. Oh, no.
392
00:28:57,239 --> 00:28:59,365
- Mexico gains possession.
- Here we go!
393
00:28:59,366 --> 00:29:02,911
Dani Rojas is on the loose,
face-to-face with Van Damme. And...
394
00:29:05,038 --> 00:29:07,915
Oh, no! Right in the nose.
395
00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:10,417
Straight in the sniffer.
That almost seemed deliberate.
396
00:29:10,418 --> 00:29:11,710
Dani kicked the crap out of it too.
397
00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:14,588
For sure, Bruce.
He's a different fella in a Mexico shirt.
398
00:29:14,589 --> 00:29:17,049
That's a lot of blood, for gosh sakes.
399
00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:18,760
I apologize for the language there, folks.
400
00:30:09,352 --> 00:30:10,353
Hey.
401
00:30:11,688 --> 00:30:12,689
Twins.
402
00:30:13,857 --> 00:30:15,692
Fuck's sake.
403
00:32:21,651 --> 00:32:23,695
All right, go on in.
404
00:32:27,073 --> 00:32:29,408
- Have a nice day, Uncle Roy.
- You too.
405
00:32:29,409 --> 00:32:30,410
You look nice.
406
00:32:31,369 --> 00:32:32,913
- Sure.
- Bye!
407
00:32:38,793 --> 00:32:40,003
It's Coach Kent.
408
00:32:43,673 --> 00:32:45,674
- Hello, Ms. Bowen.
- You don't have to call me Ms. Bowen.
409
00:32:45,675 --> 00:32:47,761
- You can use my first name.
- Okay...
410
00:32:49,221 --> 00:32:50,430
You don't know it, do you?
411
00:32:51,848 --> 00:32:52,932
No.
412
00:32:52,933 --> 00:32:55,309
- Leann.
- Hello, Leann.
413
00:32:55,310 --> 00:32:56,519
I like your T-shirt.
414
00:32:57,437 --> 00:32:58,855
You off to protest the Vietnam War?
415
00:33:00,815 --> 00:33:02,067
Phoebe made it for me.
416
00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:07,363
- You look different.
- Well, yeah.
417
00:33:07,364 --> 00:33:10,074
I don't normally dress
like a fucking clown.
418
00:33:10,075 --> 00:33:11,784
No, I don't mean the T-shirt. I mean you.
419
00:33:11,785 --> 00:33:14,203
You seem lighter
than the last time I saw you.
420
00:33:14,204 --> 00:33:17,707
Less... stuck.
421
00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:20,585
- Stuck?
- Yeah, stuck.
422
00:33:21,962 --> 00:33:23,004
Hold on.
423
00:33:24,381 --> 00:33:27,551
Weren't you flirting with me
last time I saw you?
424
00:33:29,386 --> 00:33:31,304
I teach kids.
I don't mind cleaning up a mess.
425
00:33:33,390 --> 00:33:35,892
I just hope that mess
didn't cause too much damage.
426
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,073
Fudge.
427
00:33:53,952 --> 00:33:55,537
- It's good to see you.
- Yeah, you too.
428
00:34:01,918 --> 00:34:03,628
"I don't mind cleaning up a mess."
429
00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:05,338
Smooth move, fuckwitch.
430
00:34:07,173 --> 00:34:08,633
All right, kids, let's go!
431
00:34:13,221 --> 00:34:14,388
Hi, Barbara.
432
00:34:14,389 --> 00:34:15,724
That's a nice outfit.
433
00:34:16,224 --> 00:34:19,144
Thank you. Yes.
I like clothes that tell the truth.
434
00:34:22,814 --> 00:34:24,065
I got you something.
435
00:34:34,784 --> 00:34:36,411
Thank you for all your help.
436
00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:43,500
I really wish
that we could have worked together longer.
437
00:34:43,501 --> 00:34:44,586
You're fun.
438
00:34:45,921 --> 00:34:47,547
- I am?
- Yeah.
439
00:34:51,718 --> 00:34:52,635
Thank you.
440
00:34:56,722 --> 00:34:59,391
It's just that
I have to buy the snow globe,
441
00:34:59,392 --> 00:35:00,477
or it doesn't really count.
442
00:35:02,354 --> 00:35:03,355
Okay.
443
00:35:05,106 --> 00:35:07,776
- Do you have any cash on you?
- Yes.
444
00:35:10,779 --> 00:35:12,113
It was actually 60 quid.
445
00:35:15,158 --> 00:35:17,535
I think you paid a bit too much there.
446
00:35:22,999 --> 00:35:24,167
Thank you for this.
447
00:35:26,586 --> 00:35:27,587
You're welcome.
448
00:35:29,631 --> 00:35:30,966
I'm gonna need the receipt.
449
00:35:31,758 --> 00:35:35,511
- Of course. Can I email it to you?
- Yeah, email's great.
450
00:35:35,512 --> 00:35:37,180
- Sooner the better.
- I'll get on it.
451
00:36:03,373 --> 00:36:07,167
{\an8}Nathan, your father and I are headed
to the farmers' market for a few hours.
452
00:36:07,168 --> 00:36:09,212
We love you, sweetheart.
453
00:36:20,515 --> 00:36:21,683
Hello, there. Good morning.
454
00:36:23,935 --> 00:36:25,144
- Hello, madam.
- Hello there.
455
00:36:25,145 --> 00:36:27,314
- Can I take your coat?
- Oh, yes, absolutely.
456
00:36:28,940 --> 00:36:29,941
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
457
00:36:36,489 --> 00:36:37,866
Hello, Rebecca.
458
00:36:39,784 --> 00:36:40,701
Rupert.
459
00:36:40,702 --> 00:36:43,663
Thank you for accepting my invitation.
460
00:36:44,581 --> 00:36:46,832
How could I resist the chance
of having a bunch of old men
461
00:36:46,833 --> 00:36:47,918
speak directly to my chest?
462
00:36:50,629 --> 00:36:53,131
Mr. Mannion,
you left your phone in the car.
463
00:36:54,257 --> 00:36:56,885
And your fecalist emailed your results.
464
00:36:57,510 --> 00:37:00,013
Two big thumbs up as expected.
465
00:37:00,597 --> 00:37:01,497
Wonderful.
466
00:37:02,349 --> 00:37:05,184
Ms. Bread, Rebecca Welton.
467
00:37:05,185 --> 00:37:08,230
Rebecca, this is my assistant, Ms. Bread.
468
00:37:08,813 --> 00:37:10,065
Nice to meet you.
469
00:37:16,738 --> 00:37:18,073
Excuse me.
470
00:37:22,702 --> 00:37:24,579
- New assistant?
- Yeah.
471
00:37:25,705 --> 00:37:28,458
What happened
to the corporate pixie dream girl?
472
00:37:29,251 --> 00:37:31,086
Skewed. Dramatic.
473
00:37:34,089 --> 00:37:35,423
- Shall we?
- Yes.
474
00:37:38,552 --> 00:37:40,719
So, gentlemen, hello.
475
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:45,141
I believe most of you know Rebecca,
owner of AFC Richmond.
476
00:37:46,184 --> 00:37:49,424
It's been my title since we got divorced,
and I took the only thing he ever loved.
477
00:37:50,730 --> 00:37:51,731
Wonderful.
478
00:37:53,441 --> 00:37:55,192
- Rebecca.
- Hello, Robert.
479
00:37:55,193 --> 00:37:57,653
When Rupert told me
you were joining us today,
480
00:37:57,654 --> 00:37:59,072
I was truly excited.
481
00:38:00,115 --> 00:38:04,911
Then when you walked in, in that outfit,
I remember why.
482
00:38:09,207 --> 00:38:10,541
Greetings to you all!
483
00:38:10,542 --> 00:38:12,502
And thank you for coming.
484
00:38:13,378 --> 00:38:14,421
Francis.
485
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,386
- Rebecca.
- Mr. Akufo,
486
00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:24,388
how wonderful to see you again.
487
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:26,850
Yes, I'm very glad that you are here.
488
00:38:28,184 --> 00:38:30,854
It's nice to not be
the only minority in the room, eh?
489
00:38:33,148 --> 00:38:38,486
Gentlemen and lady, I'm sure
you're all very anxious to get started.
490
00:38:39,029 --> 00:38:41,405
But as my father would say,
491
00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:44,783
"Never talk business on an empty stomach."
492
00:38:44,784 --> 00:38:45,952
So...
493
00:38:48,663 --> 00:38:53,876
Please take your seats and let us
enjoy some delicious Ghanaian bites
494
00:38:53,877 --> 00:38:56,337
as well as some Chicago-style hot dogs,
495
00:38:56,338 --> 00:39:00,007
as enjoyed by the likes of Scottie Pippen,
Obama and Ferris Bueller.
496
00:39:00,008 --> 00:39:01,092
Please.
497
00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:05,263
Yes, please. Please sit down. Sit down.
498
00:40:30,348 --> 00:40:31,349
Thanks.
499
00:40:39,482 --> 00:40:44,278
So, now that our bellies are full,
let us talk business.
500
00:40:44,279 --> 00:40:48,074
But first,
there is one thing to take care of.
501
00:41:03,256 --> 00:41:06,383
It's okay. I will leave now.
502
00:41:06,384 --> 00:41:09,511
Yeah, no, thank you, Nicolay.
It's just easier for everybody...
503
00:41:09,512 --> 00:41:11,765
No. I get it.
504
00:41:12,474 --> 00:41:15,936
It's just the whole Russia thing.
You know, it's not a good look right now.
505
00:41:17,562 --> 00:41:19,272
You... It's a "pull."
506
00:41:20,190 --> 00:41:21,607
You have to pull. It's a...
507
00:41:21,608 --> 00:41:25,736
It's a... You're pushing.
It's a pu... You have to pull the door.
508
00:41:25,737 --> 00:41:27,137
What you're doing is obviously w...
509
00:41:28,156 --> 00:41:30,366
You're pushing, and you have to pull.
510
00:41:30,367 --> 00:41:31,951
There. Okay, goodbye.
511
00:41:31,952 --> 00:41:34,995
Okay, gentlemen. And one woman.
512
00:41:34,996 --> 00:41:40,000
I invited you here to tell you
about the Akufo League.
513
00:41:40,001 --> 00:41:45,172
A global football league
made up of only the best teams.
514
00:41:45,173 --> 00:41:50,636
Yes, it will cost the fans a bit more,
and some may not be able to afford it.
515
00:41:50,637 --> 00:41:54,932
But those who can will see
the cream of the crop.
516
00:41:54,933 --> 00:41:57,936
Each matchup, a clash of titans.
517
00:41:58,436 --> 00:42:01,398
Each game, an undried dream.
518
00:42:02,232 --> 00:42:05,986
Now, in the beginning,
some people will hate it
519
00:42:06,486 --> 00:42:09,197
because some people hate change.
520
00:42:09,781 --> 00:42:14,410
But remember, at one time,
we only rode horses
521
00:42:14,411 --> 00:42:16,913
and hated the idea of automobiles.
522
00:42:17,664 --> 00:42:19,832
Now we can't live without our cars,
523
00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:23,753
and the hot dogs we just ate
are 85% horse meat.
524
00:42:24,588 --> 00:42:26,922
Change is inevitable.
525
00:42:26,923 --> 00:42:29,758
Why should football not change?
526
00:42:29,759 --> 00:42:31,635
Why should it not evolve?
527
00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:35,640
Why should your profits
not grow exponentially?
528
00:42:38,268 --> 00:42:42,521
Yes, the fans will protest.
They will whine.
529
00:42:42,522 --> 00:42:46,275
They will make up mean-spirited
but admittedly clever parody songs
530
00:42:46,276 --> 00:42:50,071
using our surnames and sing them outside
the buildings that we own.
531
00:42:50,739 --> 00:42:56,952
But in time, they will come to embrace
the superior product.
532
00:42:56,953 --> 00:43:01,750
Just as we have all embraced
the automobile...
533
00:43:03,418 --> 00:43:04,419
the smartphone...
534
00:43:06,213 --> 00:43:07,547
the squatty potty.
535
00:43:09,424 --> 00:43:13,470
The Akufo League
is the future of football.
536
00:43:14,221 --> 00:43:16,306
And the future is now.
537
00:43:19,976 --> 00:43:23,063
Francis will pass out the projections
for the first five years.
538
00:43:23,563 --> 00:43:26,733
Please take a moment to peruse.
539
00:43:38,036 --> 00:43:38,936
Thank you.
540
00:43:41,414 --> 00:43:42,415
Thank you.
541
00:44:05,689 --> 00:44:06,690
Okay.
542
00:44:36,887 --> 00:44:38,095
- Yeah.
- Yes.
543
00:44:38,096 --> 00:44:42,142
Well, makes sense to me. I'm in.
544
00:44:42,893 --> 00:44:44,227
Wonderful.
545
00:44:49,190 --> 00:44:52,986
Rebecca, what do you think?
546
00:44:56,740 --> 00:44:58,825
Is this a fucking joke?
547
00:45:00,952 --> 00:45:02,078
Excuse me?
548
00:45:14,591 --> 00:45:17,385
What do you think you're doing?
Just stop it!
549
00:45:19,429 --> 00:45:21,973
I mean, how much more money
do any of you really need?
550
00:45:24,351 --> 00:45:28,229
Why would you ever consider
taking something away from people
551
00:45:28,230 --> 00:45:30,523
that means so much to them?
552
00:45:31,149 --> 00:45:32,567
This isn't a game.
553
00:45:34,611 --> 00:45:36,862
Football isn't just a game.
554
00:45:36,863 --> 00:45:39,073
England dominating. No surprise.
555
00:45:39,074 --> 00:45:44,536
{\an8}It's one of those amazing things in life
that can make you feel shit one moment...
556
00:45:44,537 --> 00:45:47,623
You'd expect Southgate
to be looking at his bench about now,
557
00:45:47,624 --> 00:45:49,667
and we do have a substitution.
558
00:45:49,668 --> 00:45:53,463
AFC Richmond's Jamie Tartt
winning his first cap for England.
559
00:45:54,089 --> 00:45:56,258
{\an8}An unforgettable moment
and well-earned.
560
00:45:57,467 --> 00:46:01,053
And then,
like it's Christmas morning the next.
561
00:46:01,054 --> 00:46:02,346
{\an8}Tartt's wearing 24,
562
00:46:02,347 --> 00:46:06,058
{\an8}a nod to his Richmond teammate,
the spectacular Sam Obisanya.
563
00:46:06,059 --> 00:46:10,021
It has the ability to make
heroes and villains out of ordinary men.
564
00:46:20,115 --> 00:46:22,367
People love this game.
565
00:46:23,034 --> 00:46:25,078
My father loved this game.
566
00:46:25,996 --> 00:46:28,331
You all used to love this game.
567
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,250
I'm sure of it.
568
00:46:35,422 --> 00:46:40,260
I knew this little boy. Working-class.
From Richmond.
569
00:46:42,304 --> 00:46:47,266
And he loved football so much,
he used to sneak into the matches
570
00:46:47,267 --> 00:46:50,520
because his family
just couldn't afford the tickets.
571
00:46:51,897 --> 00:46:55,400
And one afternoon, he finally got caught.
572
00:46:58,153 --> 00:47:03,241
And the security guard smacked him
round the face, knocked him on the ground.
573
00:47:05,702 --> 00:47:09,748
But that little boy stood up, smiled,
574
00:47:11,541 --> 00:47:13,752
kicked the security guard in the bollocks
and ran away.
575
00:47:15,253 --> 00:47:16,254
Never to return.
576
00:47:17,589 --> 00:47:22,385
Until 25 years later, when he walked in
and bought the entire club.
577
00:47:24,429 --> 00:47:26,764
And on his first day as owner,
578
00:47:26,765 --> 00:47:29,976
he went and found that same security guard
579
00:47:30,477 --> 00:47:33,688
and gave him a pay rise
without any explanation.
580
00:47:37,859 --> 00:47:42,822
Just because we own these teams
doesn't mean they belong to us.
581
00:47:47,077 --> 00:47:49,495
And I don't want to be part of something
582
00:47:49,496 --> 00:47:53,708
that could possibly destroy
this beautiful game.
583
00:47:55,085 --> 00:47:59,588
Because I would hate for all
those little kids and grown-ups out there
584
00:47:59,589 --> 00:48:06,429
to ever lose access to that beautiful,
passionate part of themselves.
585
00:48:10,475 --> 00:48:12,477
What a lovely speech.
586
00:48:16,565 --> 00:48:19,192
Now, who wants to make a lot of money?
587
00:48:55,770 --> 00:48:56,980
Jesus fucking Christ!
588
00:48:58,231 --> 00:48:59,816
Hey, sorry.
589
00:49:01,359 --> 00:49:02,443
I thought you'd gone out.
590
00:49:02,444 --> 00:49:06,281
I did. But my acid reflux
started playing up, so I came home.
591
00:49:07,574 --> 00:49:08,934
I didn't know you had acid reflux.
592
00:49:09,910 --> 00:49:10,911
I don't.
593
00:49:11,494 --> 00:49:14,080
But your mother knows
I like my alone time.
594
00:49:16,041 --> 00:49:17,459
Sorry if I disturbed you.
595
00:49:18,877 --> 00:49:20,045
No, not at all.
596
00:49:22,505 --> 00:49:24,090
I really miss hearing you play.
597
00:49:26,384 --> 00:49:27,426
You do?
598
00:49:27,427 --> 00:49:28,553
Of course.
599
00:49:30,222 --> 00:49:31,973
Thought you hated it when I played.
600
00:49:33,642 --> 00:49:35,060
Why on earth would you think that?
601
00:49:36,728 --> 00:49:38,897
'Cause you literally said that
to me once, Dad.
602
00:49:39,481 --> 00:49:41,065
You said I wouldn't practice enough.
603
00:49:41,066 --> 00:49:44,653
How I was squandering my potential
and wasting my privilege.
604
00:49:48,281 --> 00:49:50,283
You were given opportunities I never had,
605
00:49:51,284 --> 00:49:53,119
and so I expected a lot from you.
606
00:49:55,288 --> 00:49:57,082
Well, it scared the shit out of me.
607
00:49:58,416 --> 00:49:59,584
I know that now.
608
00:50:00,544 --> 00:50:01,836
And I'm sorry.
609
00:50:03,922 --> 00:50:06,132
I didn't know how to parent a genius.
610
00:50:08,552 --> 00:50:09,553
What?
611
00:50:10,637 --> 00:50:11,638
A genius.
612
00:50:13,306 --> 00:50:14,516
You're brilliant, Son.
613
00:50:16,142 --> 00:50:18,186
You've always seen
things other people couldn't,
614
00:50:18,770 --> 00:50:19,771
and that's a blessing.
615
00:50:22,816 --> 00:50:25,026
Yeah, I know it must also be a curse too.
616
00:50:27,404 --> 00:50:28,405
But you're right.
617
00:50:30,532 --> 00:50:33,535
I pushed you to be the best at everything,
even at violin.
618
00:50:36,121 --> 00:50:37,872
'Cause I thought that's what I had to do.
619
00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:41,084
I thought that's what you wanted.
620
00:50:44,045 --> 00:50:46,923
I just liked playing.
621
00:50:49,593 --> 00:50:52,178
Nathan, be successful,
don't be successful.
622
00:50:53,221 --> 00:50:54,848
I never cared about any of that.
623
00:50:56,474 --> 00:50:58,351
I just want my son to be happy.
624
00:51:27,088 --> 00:51:29,799
Well, that was all very interesting.
625
00:51:30,425 --> 00:51:31,675
Lunch soon?
626
00:51:31,676 --> 00:51:32,635
Yeah, sure.
627
00:51:32,636 --> 00:51:35,931
Rebecca, you still look lovely.
628
00:51:39,768 --> 00:51:40,976
You know,
629
00:51:40,977 --> 00:51:44,064
the last time I saw you two alone
in a room together,
630
00:51:44,648 --> 00:51:45,857
was right after your wedding.
631
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,320
You really wanted me to leave.
632
00:51:56,409 --> 00:51:59,496
Hey, remember when we...
633
00:51:59,996 --> 00:52:02,582
We both snuck
into a Richmond game together?
634
00:52:03,333 --> 00:52:04,334
I do.
635
00:52:05,085 --> 00:52:08,922
Although you were the owner of the club,
so the stakes were a little bit lower.
636
00:52:11,216 --> 00:52:14,134
You got... May I?
637
00:52:14,135 --> 00:52:15,220
Oh, yeah.
638
00:52:26,481 --> 00:52:27,691
Rupert.
639
00:52:57,929 --> 00:53:00,932
- Oi, what you doing there?
- Jesus fucking Christ!
640
00:53:01,558 --> 00:53:03,267
Look at you in color.
641
00:53:03,268 --> 00:53:05,978
- What are you doing here?
- I live here.
642
00:53:05,979 --> 00:53:07,564
But it's the middle of the day.
643
00:53:09,274 --> 00:53:10,317
What's that?
644
00:53:11,401 --> 00:53:12,944
It's for you.
645
00:53:17,741 --> 00:53:20,368
- You don't have to look now. You can...
- I don't mind.
646
00:53:35,467 --> 00:53:37,510
I still can't read your handwriting.
647
00:53:48,605 --> 00:53:52,192
"Dear Keeley,
I want you to know something.
648
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:57,697
You never did anything wrong.
It was all me.
649
00:53:59,407 --> 00:54:02,869
I was stuck. Stuck in my own shit.
650
00:54:03,536 --> 00:54:07,415
And I didn't wanna cause you
any harm with it, so I pulled away.
651
00:54:09,626 --> 00:54:11,002
But you are..."
652
00:54:18,718 --> 00:54:24,224
You are and always will be
Keeley fucking Jones.
653
00:54:28,770 --> 00:54:30,564
And if I ever did anything...
654
00:54:32,983 --> 00:54:35,484
Anything at all...
655
00:54:35,485 --> 00:54:37,904
That made you feel like that wasn't true...
656
00:54:40,448 --> 00:54:41,825
I'm so sorry.
657
00:54:45,495 --> 00:54:46,663
I love you.
658
00:54:53,295 --> 00:54:55,630
"Sincerely yours, Roy Kent. XOXO."
659
00:55:03,763 --> 00:55:05,390
You are the only Roy I know.
660
00:55:05,974 --> 00:55:09,185
- Well, I didn't want to assume.
- No.
661
00:55:18,153 --> 00:55:19,154
Thank you.
662
00:55:29,039 --> 00:55:30,040
Okay.
663
00:55:44,429 --> 00:55:45,430
I win.
664
00:55:46,598 --> 00:55:47,891
Come on.
665
00:55:51,603 --> 00:55:52,604
Come on.
666
00:56:03,698 --> 00:56:04,782
Have you been shot?
667
00:56:04,783 --> 00:56:07,326
I just convinced
a roomful of Rupert's dickhead friends
668
00:56:07,327 --> 00:56:08,869
to pull out of the Akufo League.
669
00:56:08,870 --> 00:56:11,747
- Oh, no!
- Oh, no, it's very good. Hug me.
670
00:56:11,748 --> 00:56:14,667
Oh, yes! I'm so proud of you!
671
00:56:14,668 --> 00:56:16,585
Even though I don't totally get it.
672
00:56:16,586 --> 00:56:18,504
Thank you. Wait.
673
00:56:18,505 --> 00:56:21,590
Now that I know that you're actually
alive, I'm very cross with you.
674
00:56:21,591 --> 00:56:22,968
Where the hell have you been?
675
00:56:24,761 --> 00:56:26,513
And they just pulled your funding?
676
00:56:27,347 --> 00:56:30,100
Arseholes. Why didn't you tell me?
677
00:56:31,226 --> 00:56:32,727
Well, I couldn't find the right time.
678
00:56:34,354 --> 00:56:35,730
And the right way.
679
00:56:36,982 --> 00:56:38,316
And I didn't want to.
680
00:56:39,776 --> 00:56:41,777
Well, they are idiots.
681
00:56:41,778 --> 00:56:44,698
Because you, Keeley Jones,
are a bloody marvel.
682
00:56:47,659 --> 00:56:49,119
How much money were they putting in?
683
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:53,163
No. I'm not letting you do that.
It's a lot.
684
00:56:53,164 --> 00:56:56,459
Oh, shut up. My money, my choice.
Come on, tell me.
685
00:57:03,884 --> 00:57:04,884
What are you doing?
686
00:57:04,885 --> 00:57:07,387
This is how they do it in the movies.
687
00:57:16,271 --> 00:57:17,731
Are you joking?
688
00:57:18,523 --> 00:57:19,482
I told you.
689
00:57:20,692 --> 00:57:22,527
I think I have
that much money on me in cash.
690
00:57:23,153 --> 00:57:24,653
- No.
- Yes.
691
00:57:24,654 --> 00:57:26,197
- No!
- Yes.
692
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:28,325
Thank you!
693
00:57:31,703 --> 00:57:33,955
- Rupert tried to kiss me.
- What?
694
00:57:35,081 --> 00:57:36,248
Did your lips touch?
695
00:57:36,249 --> 00:57:38,168
No, I pulled back straightaway.
696
00:57:40,003 --> 00:57:43,423
And I just looked at him
and made it all so clear.
697
00:57:45,592 --> 00:57:48,220
Babe, that's huge.
698
00:57:50,597 --> 00:57:55,100
Jesus. Can you imagine if you fell for it,
and you got back with Rupert?
699
00:57:55,101 --> 00:57:59,605
After all that floppy cock has done,
you would have to be insane.
700
00:57:59,606 --> 00:58:02,441
You would have to be
at the bottom of your emotional barrel
701
00:58:02,442 --> 00:58:04,361
to do something that dumb, right?
702
00:58:19,584 --> 00:58:20,669
Hi.
703
00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:01,793
Thanks, Renee.
704
00:59:08,049 --> 00:59:09,633
We've done some restructuring,
705
00:59:09,634 --> 00:59:16,266
but KJPR would still love to help you
take your sunglasses global, Ms. Jayye.
706
00:59:18,643 --> 00:59:22,479
I would maybe say
"ambitious nightmare" over "crazy."
707
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,108
But yes, we have parted ways with Shandy.
708
00:59:25,775 --> 00:59:30,238
Okay. Of course. Great.
Yeah, talk to you soon.
709
00:59:32,073 --> 00:59:33,950
- Nice. Okay.
- Ms. Jones.
710
00:59:36,953 --> 00:59:39,623
Barbara, hi. What are you doing here?
711
00:59:41,666 --> 00:59:44,628
I need to give this back to you.
712
00:59:48,465 --> 00:59:50,591
I've given Jack my resignation,
713
00:59:50,592 --> 00:59:55,096
and I only buy a snow globe
when I leave a job.
714
00:59:56,681 --> 00:59:59,350
I mean, that is,
if you're looking for a CFO.
715
00:59:59,351 --> 01:00:01,436
I mean, I might not... It's...
716
01:00:11,947 --> 01:00:13,072
Would you mind loosening your grip?
717
01:00:13,073 --> 01:00:15,699
'Cause I need to get the receipt
so you can reimburse me.
718
01:00:15,700 --> 01:00:17,077
Thank you.
719
01:00:27,003 --> 01:00:28,004
How are you?
720
01:00:34,928 --> 01:00:35,828
Hola, amigo.
721
01:00:37,138 --> 01:00:38,472
Hola.
722
01:00:38,473 --> 01:00:40,141
How's your nose feeling, man?
723
01:00:41,434 --> 01:00:42,334
It feels broken.
724
01:00:44,354 --> 01:00:45,730
It was such a crazy game, right?
725
01:00:46,314 --> 01:00:48,149
I mean, yeah. Yeah, it was.
726
01:00:48,984 --> 01:00:50,402
So many memories.
727
01:00:52,195 --> 01:00:55,656
He's hit the ball with his nose.
Top ten moments in sports history.
728
01:00:55,657 --> 01:00:57,617
- You good?
- Hey. Yeah, not bad.
729
01:01:21,474 --> 01:01:23,018
So where are you from originally?
730
01:01:23,852 --> 01:01:24,852
None of your business.
731
01:01:24,853 --> 01:01:27,439
Yeah, it is a bit personal.
732
01:01:55,592 --> 01:01:56,676
I'm from Peoria.
733
01:02:06,186 --> 01:02:08,355
- Morning, boss.
- Good morning, Ted.
734
01:02:08,855 --> 01:02:11,149
That's cool! Did you draw that?
735
01:02:12,651 --> 01:02:14,193
No, Ted, that's a David Hockney.
736
01:02:14,194 --> 01:02:16,154
Oh, well, he's a very talented little boy.
737
01:02:16,780 --> 01:02:18,031
There you go.
738
01:02:20,784 --> 01:02:25,412
Ted, I want to share something with you
that I've realized recently.
739
01:02:25,413 --> 01:02:27,873
How weird it is that Margherita pizza
doesn't have alcohol in it?
740
01:02:27,874 --> 01:02:28,832
I'm with you, sister.
741
01:02:28,833 --> 01:02:33,547
No, Ted. I've realized
I no longer care if I beat Rupert.
742
01:02:34,464 --> 01:02:35,966
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
743
01:02:36,675 --> 01:02:38,176
I mean, I still want to win.
744
01:02:39,427 --> 01:02:40,679
But for all of us.
745
01:02:43,223 --> 01:02:44,391
For Richmond.
746
01:02:45,892 --> 01:02:47,227
I wanna win for us too.
747
01:02:53,066 --> 01:02:55,109
It just feels like it's ceremonial
at this point.
748
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As long as none of that tree piss gets
in my mouth, I'm actually okay with it.
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