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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,060 --> 00:00:05,005 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,900 - This is so fancy. - First class to LA, baby! 3 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,460 Doesn't get much better than this. 4 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:13,620 - Thanks for buying my ticket. - Of course! 5 00:00:13,650 --> 00:00:15,220 You've never flown up here before, 6 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:17,540 and you needed to experience it. 7 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:18,760 It's just so much nicer 8 00:00:18,780 --> 00:00:21,660 than being back there in coach with the trash. 9 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:25,350 It's rude to say, but the people back there can be so tacky. 10 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:27,280 Whereas up here, they're more refined. 11 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:28,980 Pff. Totally. 12 00:00:28,990 --> 00:00:31,890 I mean, these are the upper echelons of society. 13 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:33,580 - Yeah. - They're the elites. 14 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,450 Which is why it makes sense that we're up here 15 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:36,840 because we're elites now, too. 16 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:39,420 Oh, God, can you imagine being surrounded 17 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,520 by a bunch of crying babies right now? 18 00:00:41,530 --> 00:00:43,752 Oh, I know, gross. 19 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,713 Can I offer you two a welcome drink? 20 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,680 - Oh! Um... - Oh! 21 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:49,470 - Yes, please! - Yes, please! 22 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:52,344 - Thank you. - Thanks. 23 00:00:52,350 --> 00:00:53,762 - To us. - To us. 24 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,050 - Mmm... - Mmm! 25 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,180 - _ - Lance says everything looks good 26 00:01:01,190 --> 00:01:03,063 at the venue for Chase's show tomorrow. 27 00:01:03,070 --> 00:01:06,000 I can't believe Lance put together an entire fashion show. 28 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:08,068 I know. He's been so on top of it. 29 00:01:08,070 --> 00:01:09,659 I think the show's gonna be really legit. 30 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:10,904 Anna Wintour is coming! 31 00:01:10,910 --> 00:01:14,100 - She is? - Yeah, she and Chase text. 32 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:19,100 Also, I got Alessia Cara's email and personally invited her, too. 33 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,220 You mean your peer in the industry? 34 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,989 Cary, I actually do think we're peers now. 35 00:01:23,990 --> 00:01:26,040 I mean, I'm killing it with Chase and Mom. 36 00:01:26,060 --> 00:01:28,180 - She'd be lucky to meet me. - Oh, my God, Brooke. 37 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,640 I really think she could come! 38 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:33,060 I mean, I haven't heard back, and she is currently in London, 39 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,500 and it's a 12-hour flight from London 40 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,930 for a... how long's a fashion show? 41 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:40,320 - Seven minutes? - Oof. Still. 42 00:01:40,340 --> 00:01:41,859 - She could come! - Sure, Brooke. 43 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:44,640 Okay, no more work talk, please. 44 00:01:44,660 --> 00:01:46,482 Mom and Chase fly out tomorrow. 45 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:48,540 That means I have one whole day to myself 46 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:49,890 to not think about work. 47 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:52,279 I don't even want people knowing I'm a manager. 48 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:54,573 Yes! 49 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:57,242 This guy I messaged on Grindr in LA just got back to me. 50 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,286 Ooh, what are you guys talking about? 51 00:01:59,290 --> 00:02:02,960 Well, I said hi, and he just sent me a photo of his full butthole. 52 00:02:02,980 --> 00:02:05,125 Cary, you have to send him one back. 53 00:02:05,130 --> 00:02:07,711 That's... I dunno. 54 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,254 Maybe I should. 55 00:02:09,260 --> 00:02:11,799 Wait... really? 56 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,714 I mean, I wanna be having more sex. 57 00:02:13,715 --> 00:02:14,900 And after Dean Brennon, 58 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,620 it's nice that this is a real live gay guy 59 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:20,420 who wants to actually fuck me. 60 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,475 I'm gonna do it? 61 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:25,560 Yeah! I'm going to take a photo of my butthole 62 00:02:25,570 --> 00:02:27,189 and send it to this man. 63 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:29,983 Cary, this is such beautiful progress. 64 00:02:29,990 --> 00:02:31,280 Thank you, sister. 65 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,990 You taking a hole pic, too? 66 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:38,990 Yeah. 67 00:02:41,790 --> 00:02:45,541 I love this flight from New York to LA. 68 00:02:46,530 --> 00:02:47,540 Sorry, what? 69 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,320 I was just saying I love this flight from New York to LA. 70 00:02:50,330 --> 00:02:53,270 There's always so many people in the industry on board. 71 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:55,790 Oh. Yeah. 72 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:59,012 Last week, Teri Hatcher was where you are. 73 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:01,540 I got to pick her brain about "Desperate Housewives" 74 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,220 - the whole flight. - How fun for her. 75 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:05,728 Are you in the industry? 76 00:03:05,730 --> 00:03:08,021 No, no. 77 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:11,567 I thought I heard you're a manager. 78 00:03:11,570 --> 00:03:15,120 Oh, yes, I am, of a... UPS store. 79 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:17,364 So, not what you were looking for. 80 00:03:17,370 --> 00:03:18,907 I'll see you when the snacks come by. 81 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,950 Okay, how do we do this? 82 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,756 Oh, my God, that's what you are? 83 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:40,763 Okay, well, that made it look enormous. 84 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,380 Skypoint Airlines flight 423 to LAX... 85 00:03:45,410 --> 00:03:47,560 Aw. That one's actually kinda pretty. 86 00:03:47,580 --> 00:03:51,148 Okay, hope I did it right. 87 00:03:51,150 --> 00:03:52,357 Is it a picture of your butthole? 88 00:03:52,358 --> 00:03:54,359 - Yeah. - Is there shit pouring out of it? 89 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,612 - No. - Then I think you did it right. 90 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:59,615 Okay, I'm sending it. 91 00:04:00,830 --> 00:04:03,952 Now I can just enjoy the rest of the flight. 92 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,990 Let's see what movies they have. 93 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:08,960 Oh. 94 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:11,030 That guy on Grindr sent me his hole. 95 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,700 - It's pretty good. - Let me see. 96 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,500 Holy shit, this is Cary Dubek! 97 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,400 Wait, the actor? How do you know? 98 00:04:18,420 --> 00:04:20,400 'Cause it's a live photo. When you press it, 99 00:04:20,410 --> 00:04:22,600 you can see his face at the beginning, concentrating. 100 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,710 Look. Just hold it down. 101 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:28,000 - Oh, Mike, this is insane! - I know. 102 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:29,430 You have to text this to me. 103 00:04:29,450 --> 00:04:31,340 Okay, but don't send it to anybody else. 104 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,898 I won't. 105 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:34,670 Why did Mike just send me 106 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,310 a picture of a butthole? 107 00:04:36,330 --> 00:04:38,830 Oh, wait, it's live. 108 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,739 Oh, my God, it's Cary Dubek. 109 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:43,600 What? You have to send that to me. 110 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:45,160 Ooh, me too. 111 00:04:45,170 --> 00:04:46,610 It's his full hole! 112 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,900 - Whose hole? - Cary Dubek's. 113 00:04:47,910 --> 00:04:49,456 Ooh, PopChips! 114 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:51,050 Oh, God, you have to send that to me. 115 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:52,200 Send it to all of us. 116 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:53,879 So, you were just on the subway 117 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:55,210 and this was airdropped to you? 118 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:57,000 Yeah. He must be freaking out. 119 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:58,519 You have to send this to the "Frozen" thread. 120 00:04:58,520 --> 00:04:59,919 I'm gonna send it to the whole Broadway one, 121 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:01,929 'cause you know the "Wicked" guys are gonna want it, too. 122 00:05:01,930 --> 00:05:03,960 Welcome to sunny Los Angeles 123 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:06,600 where the local time is 1:19 p.m. 124 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:09,351 That's weird. 125 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,760 I just got a text from this gay guy 126 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:13,438 I used to dance with who lives in Montreal now. 127 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,930 "Just wanted to make sure your brother saw this." 128 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,380 And there's a photo... 129 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,529 Hold on, it's still loading. 130 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,070 - Oh! - Ohhhhhh! 131 00:05:23,620 --> 00:05:25,410 Oh, my God, my hole is everywhere! 132 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:27,100 How did this happen? It's on LeakedMeat! 133 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,780 - It is? - Yes! This sucks. 134 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,220 I know, I love that site! 135 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,166 Now I can't go on without seeing my brother's hole... again? 136 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:35,920 Hi, checking in, Brooke Dubek. 137 00:05:35,940 --> 00:05:37,200 Isn't this place fancy? 138 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:38,599 I heard this is where the celebs stay. 139 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,674 - Oh, shit. - Are you in the industry? 140 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,510 - Nope. I make... toilets. - Fuck! 141 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,803 - Oh. - Yeah. 142 00:05:44,810 --> 00:05:46,940 So I guess that's the end of this convo, huh? 143 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:50,058 Oh, my God, it's spreading to every celeb porn site. 144 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:51,435 What's FapNation? 145 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,396 Fuck, Cary. I'm so sorry I told you to send your hole. 146 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:56,440 I guess I forgot that you're, like, famous now. 147 00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:58,560 - What? I'm not famous! - Yes, you are! 148 00:05:58,580 --> 00:06:01,680 - Night Nurse, Dean Brennon? - Neither of those are real. 149 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:04,119 Doesn't matter. You can't go on Grindr like a regular person anymore. 150 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,499 Honestly, you should kinda be proud. 151 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:06,889 I truly don't know how this happened. 152 00:06:06,890 --> 00:06:08,452 I didn't even tell this guy who I was! 153 00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:10,360 - Wait. You didn't? - No! 154 00:06:10,380 --> 00:06:14,291 I mean, my profile says "Cary, 29, Actor," but I don't show my face. 155 00:06:14,310 --> 00:06:16,543 - He must have just guessed. - Then this is great! 156 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,240 You can just deny it's your hole. 157 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:19,830 I mean, it's your word against his. 158 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:21,673 Yeah! Yeah, you're right. 159 00:06:22,270 --> 00:06:23,300 What do I do? 160 00:06:23,310 --> 00:06:26,136 I dunno, go on Instagram Live and say it wasn't you. 161 00:06:26,140 --> 00:06:28,096 And then literally put this behind you 162 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,880 - and go fuck someone else. - Right. 163 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:32,509 Here you go, two Royal Executive Suites 164 00:06:32,510 --> 00:06:34,770 and a full-day spa package for one of the rooms. 165 00:06:36,070 --> 00:06:38,980 - Everyone needs a toilet. - Okay... 166 00:06:38,990 --> 00:06:42,680 "Hey, guys. A butthole has recently been brought to my atten... " 167 00:06:42,690 --> 00:06:44,237 No. "Hello. 168 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,730 Some of you have seen a lewd photograph of a bottom... " 169 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,830 It's too formal. "Hey, y'all... " Okay, obviously not that. 170 00:06:54,770 --> 00:06:58,585 Hey, guys. Cary Dubek here. Um... 171 00:06:58,590 --> 00:07:02,780 Apparently, there is a photo of a butthole going around, 172 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,884 and some people are saying that it's mine, 173 00:07:05,890 --> 00:07:09,554 um, so I just wanted to pop on here and clear some things up. 174 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:11,740 It is not my butthole, 175 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,477 I've never sent my butthole to anyone... 176 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,021 Okay, we're getting some comments. 177 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:22,580 Marc says, "It's definitely your hole, dude." 178 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:27,980 Okay. Again, Marc, it is not my hole. 179 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,070 Uh. Okay, Marc now says, 180 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:33,870 "LOL it was a live photo, dude." 181 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:39,880 Okay, uh, Marc, I don't know what you mean by live, but... 182 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:44,630 "When you press it, it moves and your face is in it... " 183 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:49,180 Uh... I... 184 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,180 Well, I don't know whose face that is. 185 00:07:52,190 --> 00:07:55,640 Okay, Ron says, "You're also wearing the same sweater now 186 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:57,519 as you are in the photo." 187 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,520 Well, guess that is just a coinciden... 188 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:01,270 And Kyle says, 189 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,234 "LOL, you just made this so much worse, dude." 190 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,695 All right, guys, well, thanks so much for the feedback. 191 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:09,100 This has been super fun. I do have to run, uh, 192 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,699 so peace and love, y'all! 193 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:12,819 God... ohhh! 194 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:14,953 Mmm... 195 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:20,200 - Mind if I join you? - Ughhh. 196 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,085 Sure. 197 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,680 - So are you in the... - Nope! I'm not in the industry. 198 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:32,140 I'm... 199 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,014 What's the most boring job you can think of? 200 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,557 An accountant? 201 00:08:35,570 --> 00:08:37,184 Yep! That's what I am. Night, night. 202 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:39,603 Uhh... ooh... 203 00:08:39,610 --> 00:08:41,240 - Oh! - Oh, fuck! 204 00:08:41,260 --> 00:08:44,820 Oh... what the hell? 205 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:48,920 - Oh, my God, your teeth. - What? Oh, no, I'm fine. 206 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:52,157 - I'm just... I'm bleeding. - It's okay. 207 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,940 I met a dentist at the hot tub earlier. 208 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:55,610 - Let me go get them. - No, please. 209 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:58,700 I do not wanna talk to a dentist. 210 00:08:58,740 --> 00:08:59,910 Here she is! 211 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,625 Here's the woman who told me she was a dentist. 212 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,252 Hi. 213 00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:06,060 Alessia Cara. 214 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:10,370 She came. 215 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,469 Mr. Dubek, the lawyer will see you now. 216 00:09:15,470 --> 00:09:16,680 Okay. 217 00:09:20,150 --> 00:09:23,510 Hi, um, this is embarrassing, 218 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:29,680 um, but I need help getting a photo of my, uh, BH off the internet? 219 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:32,520 Sorry! Wrong office. It's the one next door. 220 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:35,450 Oh, okay. Thank you for your time. 221 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:40,710 Hi there, um, I need help getting a photo of my BH... 222 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,530 The office next door the other way. 223 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,870 Okay, well, why don't you just bring me there? 224 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:47,260 How's it looking, Doctor? 225 00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:50,940 - It's hard to say. - Honestly, really, I am fine. 226 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,460 Relax, you're in good hands. 227 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,140 When I asked her where she went to school, 228 00:09:54,170 --> 00:09:55,887 she said Dentist University. 229 00:09:55,890 --> 00:09:58,098 - Ah. - Sounds like one of the main ones. 230 00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:59,932 And this lady's an accountant. 231 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,500 - Yeah. Uh-huh. - Cool. 232 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,169 Okay, I'm gonna go get some towels. 233 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,396 I'll be right back. 234 00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:10,119 Okay, you do know I'm not a dentist, right? 235 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:13,070 Uh, yeah, I am well aware that you are pop singer Alessia Cara. 236 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,350 - Okay. - It's insane she believed you. 237 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,150 You look like a full gorgeous child. 238 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,493 - Yeah. - And actually, 239 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,870 I'm not an accountant. I'm... 240 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,746 Brooke Dubek. 241 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:25,500 Wait, did I say my name or did you? 242 00:10:25,510 --> 00:10:27,252 I did. I know who you are. 243 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,170 - You do? - Okay, here are the towels. 244 00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:32,120 - Anything else, Doctor? - Yes, yep, she needs gloves. 245 00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:34,467 So you should probably leave, get us gloves. 246 00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:37,053 - Oh, and floss! - You got it! 247 00:10:37,060 --> 00:10:38,555 Wait... why floss? 248 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,820 Well, I'm not a dentist, 249 00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:42,142 but I can tell you very clearly you need to floss. 250 00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:44,603 Oh. Cool. 251 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,149 Shouldn't be a problem to get the photo down. 252 00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:48,339 We can send cease and desists to the websites that have it. 253 00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:50,692 Great, great. Thank you. Thanks. 254 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,986 I'm assuming it's on all the usual suspects? LeakedMeat? 255 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,487 - Yes. - FapNation? 256 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,823 - Yes. - CelebrityAss.cum? 257 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,279 - Yes. - CelebrityCum.ass? 258 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,139 We don't have to keep saying them all out loud, but yeah. 259 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:01,800 I also need to send one to Twitter, 260 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:04,560 'cause I tried to deny it was me in the photo, 261 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,959 but didn't realize my face was in it, 262 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,877 so people are making fun of me and posting memes and stuff... 263 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,419 - Oh, that's bad. - Yeah. Bowen Yang from "SNL" 264 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,090 even made a lip-sync of my denial video. 265 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,540 - Can I see it? - Yeah. 266 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:21,090 "Hey, guys, Cary Dubek here, um... 267 00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:25,101 Apparently, there is a photo of a butthole going around, 268 00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:26,439 - and some people are saying... " - This is great. 269 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,855 - Yeah, he's very talented. - Oh, hold on, it's not done. 270 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:30,398 "So I just wanted to pop on here... " 271 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,270 I feel bad lying to people, obviously. 272 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,440 It's just sometimes I just kind of want time to myself 273 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:37,280 to not have to like, talk about the industry, you know. 274 00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:38,660 Yeah, I totally get it. 275 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:41,409 It's actually kind of funny you were doing the same exact thing. 276 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,745 I guess we're basically the same. 277 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:47,832 Some might even say we're peers in the industry. 278 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,959 Yeah. 279 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:52,796 Sorry. So you would say we're peers in the industry? 280 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,580 What do you mean? Yeah. It's actually really lucky this happened. 281 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,349 I've been meaning to meet you for a very long time. 282 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,639 This is everything I ever wanted. 283 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,219 Everything that you've done for Chase and his career, 284 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,980 like the clothing line, 285 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,227 the cologne... Bambi! I would kill for a career like his. 286 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:10,139 All I do is sing. It's humiliating. Ask me what percent 287 00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:11,648 - of the Nets I own. - What percent? 288 00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:13,960 No percent. I've never even been sued. 289 00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:16,660 Oh, you should absolutely have been sued by now. 290 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,300 - Even I've been sued. - Thank you! 291 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,879 This is exactly what I have been meaning 292 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,116 to talk to you about actually. 293 00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:23,809 I haven't really been psyched on my managers lately, 294 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,203 so I was maybe wondering... 295 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:28,081 - Okay, I got the gloves and the floss. - Get the fuck out, Donna! 296 00:12:28,082 --> 00:12:30,360 Okay, Marc now says, 297 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:33,420 - "LOL, it was a live photo... " - God, I love him. 298 00:12:33,430 --> 00:12:35,639 And it's so nice to see someone pop right away on "SNL," you know? 299 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,689 Yes, the whole new cast is really coming into their own. 300 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,426 I'm sorry, can we get back to me, please? 301 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,635 Of course. 302 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,500 I can see why you'd wanna send a cease and desist to Twitter. 303 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,669 Thank you, yeah. 304 00:12:44,670 --> 00:12:46,189 Unfortunately, that's not a thing you can do. 305 00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:47,434 It's Twitter. 306 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,978 Once you're on Twitter you're, legally speaking, fucked. 307 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:52,380 Oh, my God. 308 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,440 Sorry. 309 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:54,983 - Hey. - Cary! 310 00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:56,568 You are not gonna believe this! 311 00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:59,571 Alessia Cara just asked me to manage her! 312 00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:00,655 Wait, what? 313 00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:01,680 - She's here? - Yeah. 314 00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:04,580 She came, knew who I was, called me her peer out loud, 315 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,340 and then asked me to manage her! 316 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,780 - That is literally so insane. - I know. 317 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,079 She's going on tour on Monday, and she wants me to come along 318 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,450 to discuss the next "phase of her career." 319 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,628 Holy shit. Are you gonna do it? 320 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:18,390 Yeah! I mean... Chase is killing it, 321 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,380 Mom has two hit shows 'cause of me. I think I can do this. 322 00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:23,599 Where are you? I wanna celebrate! 323 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:27,040 Yeah. I-I want to, but I'm busy getting fucked like left and right. 324 00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:28,850 Oh, my God, is this just how you talk now? 325 00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:31,260 - Okay, well, have fun. - All right, bye. 326 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,530 Okay, so, what are my options here? 327 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:36,420 You just have to wait it out. You'll be made fun of a little longer, 328 00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:38,520 then people will move on. The worst is over... 329 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:41,488 Holy shit, wait, oh, my God, it's on TV now? 330 00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:43,820 A lewd photograph of Cary Dubek, 331 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,580 who's recently been linked to Dean Brennon 332 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,800 and stars in the upcoming film "Night Nurse"... 333 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:49,980 - Both not real. - ... is making the rounds on Twitter. 334 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,519 - And now Skypoint Airlines CEO... - Oh, God. 335 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,210 ... Carson Bell has been forced to issue a statement. 336 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:57,962 - No, no, no, no, no, no. - "Skypoint is a family airline. 337 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,980 "We condemn the way Mr. Dubek used his butt 338 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,209 - "in our lavatory. - What? 339 00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,510 "Our customers should be able to kick back, relax, 340 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,179 "and use their bare toes to select a movie 341 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,299 "without this disgusting behavior happening next to them." 342 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,769 How does he even know I took it on a plane? 343 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:12,340 Even if it is live, you can't tell where I am! 344 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,062 Did you watch it with the sound on? 345 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,260 Live photos also have sound. 346 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,220 Skypoint Airlines flight 423 to LAX... 347 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,734 God damn it! 348 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:22,340 I know this isn't your fault, but I do not like you. 349 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,360 Yo, what's up, dude? 350 00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:29,819 Hey, so I just got some pretty big news, 351 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:31,109 and I could think of no friend 352 00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,410 I would rather celebrate with than you. 353 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:35,500 - Cary's busy? - Yeah, he's getting railed. 354 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,320 But, um, I was kind of hoping you and Leah 355 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:40,220 would wanna drink some champagne with me, please? 356 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,048 She actually doesn't get in 'til tomorrow, 357 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,199 but hell yeah, I'm down. 358 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,160 - What're we celebrating? - Okay, so you know Alessia Cara? 359 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:48,179 Of course. 360 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,740 Hey, Shuli, are you here yet? 361 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,939 I could really use your help... 362 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,058 Oh, thank God. 363 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:53,726 Shuli. You're a publicist. 364 00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,240 Maybe you can do something. 365 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,160 She's not a publicist. She's a milkman. 366 00:14:57,180 --> 00:15:00,440 - That's right. I'm a milkman. - No, I don't have time for this, okay? 367 00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:02,318 My butthole was just on the news! 368 00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,800 - What? - Shit, 369 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,823 Busy Phillips just retweeted the clip! 370 00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:08,908 "Everybody needs to see this. 371 00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:10,980 "Skypoint Airlines is homophobic. 372 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:15,900 @CaryDubek, I stand with you and your hole"? No, Busy! 373 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:19,502 Don't stand with my hole. You're making this worse. 374 00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:22,547 I'm not sure why you need a publicist... this is great. 375 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,674 You just keep getting more and more famous. 376 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,968 Then again, what do I know? 377 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:29,260 - I sell milk. - Deliver it? 378 00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:32,348 - Collect. - I don't wanna be famous for this. 379 00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:34,390 God, I finally got confidence to send someone 380 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,187 a picture of my butthole, and it ruins my life. 381 00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:40,920 I gotta find this guy. I am literally gonna beat the shit out of him. 382 00:15:40,930 --> 00:15:42,400 Says he's 4 miles away. 383 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,700 4.1. He's this way. 384 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,840 Ladies and gentlemen, 385 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:52,590 she didn't know what she was gonna do 386 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,300 with her life ten months ago, 387 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:58,620 but was just asked to manage Alessia Cara! 388 00:15:58,630 --> 00:16:04,589 Give it up for Brooooke Dubeeeek! 389 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,133 Hey-ohhh! 390 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,218 You see that? 391 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:11,880 - Hey-ah! Uhh! - Yeah! Let's go! 392 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,170 - Yeah, yeah! - Uhh! Uhh! 393 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:14,933 And how many nuggets are in an order? 394 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,018 Okay, we will do six orders of nuggets. 395 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:18,680 Oh, and are they in a shape? 396 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:21,020 Like, are they a dinosaur or are they just round? 397 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,560 - Round. Okay, that's fine. - Okay, 398 00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:25,679 he was the 16th president of the United States. 399 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,694 Alessia Cara! 400 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:29,440 - Yes! Okay, he directed "E.T." - Uh... 401 00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:31,991 - Alessia Cara! - Yes. Just watch this. 402 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,160 ♪ Ready ♪ ♪ Ready please ♪ 403 00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:36,037 Ohh... 404 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,455 - Oh! - Wah! 405 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,290 - Aah! - Ha ha ha ha ha! 406 00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:42,544 And do you have tater tots? 407 00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:44,837 We will also do six orders of tater tots. 408 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,631 And can we get some cheese? 409 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,160 "On what?" A plate. 410 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:51,860 Lance, you always call right when I'm taking a shit! 411 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,888 - What's up, Aunt Connie? - Hi, Connie. 412 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:55,515 Wait, is that Brooke? 413 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,393 Honey Pistachio, Lavender Rosemary, 414 00:16:58,410 --> 00:16:59,811 Chocolate. 415 00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:01,520 I think our kids just want chocolate. 416 00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:05,858 Connie, Brooke just got asked to manage Alessia Cara. 417 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:09,529 Oh, honey, that is amazing. I'm so proud of you. 418 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:12,615 Who is Alessia Cara? 419 00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:13,992 Aah! Ha ha! 420 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,890 - Ho! - Whoo! 421 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,331 _ 422 00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:24,252 What? 423 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,922 Hi, um... 424 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,560 can I go inside here? 425 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:31,676 Password. 426 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:35,240 Please, I need to... talk to someone about my hole. 427 00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:37,010 - Yep. That's it. - What? 428 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:39,851 Right through the double doors. You can check your clothes inside. 429 00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:42,220 Check my clothes? 430 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,270 Hey, Hole! Congrats on Busy! 431 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,400 Thank you, sir. 432 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,910 Oh, hey, you again! 433 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,213 We've had two very different days. 434 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:12,240 - Yup. - But congrats on Busy! 435 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,630 Wait, Cary Dubek? 436 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:19,098 It's me. 437 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:24,969 Cameron? How are you here too? And where's... Nooner? 438 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,380 Oh, our pilot didn't get picked up, 439 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,234 so we got divorced. And now I'm this. 440 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,860 Yeah, I live here in LA, and I'm dating this new guy. 441 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,220 His name's Aaron Schock. You wanna meet him? 442 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,325 I think he's here somewhere. Aaron! 443 00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:38,730 Sorry, No, no. 444 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:41,746 - I'm a little busy right now. - Oh, that reminds me. 445 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:45,110 - I saw on Twitter. Congrats on... - Busy. Yes, thank you. 446 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,835 No, Julianne Moore. 447 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,046 Wait, what? 448 00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:53,174 Yeah, you know what's pretty cool to think about? 449 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:54,217 What? 450 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,303 - This is one of the best days... - Oh! 451 00:18:57,310 --> 00:19:00,348 ... of your entire life, and you're still in it. 452 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:04,540 Like, you're in one of the best days of your life ever... 453 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,189 right... now. 454 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,590 That is such a parody of something you say 455 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:14,229 - when you're high. - I'm serious, B. It's cool. 456 00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:16,640 Yeah. No, yeah, I mean, it is cool. 457 00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,259 And you're always gonna remember tomorrow. 458 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:21,440 I mean, you designed a full fashion line. 459 00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:22,829 I always knew you could do that. 460 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,920 - What? - No fucking way, dude. 461 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,609 - What are you talking about? - There's no way 462 00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:34,640 you ever thought I'd have my own fashion line. 463 00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,000 - You're right. - Thank you. 464 00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:38,302 I absolutely did not believe in you. 465 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,805 But, I mean, in my defense, I didn't believe in me either. 466 00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:43,460 Plus, when we were together, the best idea you had 467 00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:45,960 was "edible shoes." And now look at you! 468 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:48,960 That's a full rack of real clothes that you made. 469 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:50,940 Thanks, B. 470 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:55,111 But I'll have you know, one of those fits is edible. 471 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,988 Is it the one with the flies on it? 472 00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:57,989 Yeah. 473 00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:01,380 Earlier today, Skypoint Airlines condemned Cary Dubek 474 00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:03,745 for a photo he took on one of their planes. 475 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,880 Celebrities immediately rallied around him 476 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,207 and now some of the biggest names in Hollywood 477 00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,709 are vowing to take action. 478 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,820 - Take action? - Julianne Moore tweeted, 479 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,547 "I'm never giving my money to Skypoint again. 480 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:17,560 "Instead, I'm giving it to Cary Dubek by buying a ticket 481 00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:19,927 to his film "Night Nurse" opening weekend. 482 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:22,010 - Who's with me?" - Oh, Julianne, no! 483 00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:25,020 That was instantly retweeted by Judd Apatow, 484 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,893 Chris Evans, and Ava DuVernay, 485 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:29,020 all of whom vowed to see " Night Nurse" 486 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,839 - opening weekend as well. - This is not happening. 487 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,000 And Patton Oswalt just tweeted, 488 00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,909 "I'm buying tickets to the opening weekend 489 00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:37,539 of 'Night Nurse' for the next 100 people who RT this." 490 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,750 - God! - "Or eff it... the next thousand." 491 00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:48,229 - ♪ Earthquake ♪ - Oh, shit. 492 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:49,707 ♪ Make the ground shake ♪ 493 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,560 Look at this crown molding. 494 00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:57,880 I gotta get me some of this crown molding. 495 00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:00,640 Can you believe we get to stay 496 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,845 - in places like this now? - Hmm. 497 00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:06,080 Oh, my God, do you remember that shithole we stayed in 498 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:09,380 - for Victor's wedding? - Oh, my God, fuck that place. 499 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,728 I hated that place. 500 00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:13,140 You got so mad at those people. 501 00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:14,679 They kept coming up and yelling at us, 502 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:15,980 saying we were being loud, 503 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,486 but it's just 'cause the beds were old. 504 00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:19,780 I just remember that they said 505 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,520 that if we got one more noise complaint, 506 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:23,991 that they were gonna kick us out, 507 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,745 and then it took you a full hour to come. 508 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:30,122 Well, I can't come if I can't move. 509 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:15,001 Ohh... 510 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,801 - Ah... ah... - Ahh... 511 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,250 No! 512 00:23:01,270 --> 00:23:03,200 Hey. Hey, wait. 513 00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:07,050 - Fucking wait. Stop. - O-okay, all right. 514 00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:08,888 Look, I'm sorry, 515 00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:11,682 I sent it to one friend, I didn't know it'd become a thing. 516 00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:13,309 Well, it did, didn't it? 517 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,540 And now everyone in Hollywood's seen my hole. 518 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,397 But they'll also see your movie. That's cool. 519 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,192 Oh, my fucking God, that movie isn't even... 520 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,380 Great. 521 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,365 A call from my agent at midnight. That's always good. 522 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,980 - Cary, how's it going? - Um... I've been better? 523 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,100 Well, I have some insane news. 524 00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,060 "Night Nurse" is back on! 525 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:40,700 - What? - Yeah. 526 00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:43,260 So many people have said they'll gonna see it opening weekend, 527 00:23:43,270 --> 00:23:45,819 the financiers are confident it's gonna turn a profit, 528 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:47,710 so they're back on board. 529 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,261 What? Who... 530 00:23:49,270 --> 00:23:51,680 - who's playing Patricia Arquette's part? - They don't know. 531 00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:53,559 But they're scrambling to cast someone right now 532 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,880 because they wanna have a table read on Monday. 533 00:23:55,890 --> 00:23:58,460 Whoa! Really? That's... that's fast. 534 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,230 Yeah, they wanna keep momentum going 535 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,729 while people are still talking about it. 536 00:24:01,730 --> 00:24:03,760 So can you stay in LA another week? 537 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:09,340 Sure. Yes. So this is really happening? 538 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,480 For real? Like, I'm really gonna be in a movie? 539 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:16,260 Yes, Cary. You're really gonna be in a movie. 540 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,340 Congrats. 541 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,220 Guess that hole pic is the best thing that ever happened to you. 542 00:24:26,510 --> 00:24:27,780 Yes! 543 00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:32,555 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Yes! 544 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,700 I still can't believe all of these people tweeted about your hole. 545 00:24:56,730 --> 00:24:59,373 - I know. - But I'm so happy for you. 546 00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:00,833 What about you? 547 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,960 All you've talked about for the last six months 548 00:25:02,970 --> 00:25:05,450 is meeting Alessia Cara and needing to go to the dentist, 549 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,798 and somehow today you did both? 550 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,341 - Hmm. - Ha. 551 00:25:09,350 --> 00:25:10,799 I'm sorry I couldn't celebrate with you. 552 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,169 It's okay. I hung with Lance. 553 00:25:13,170 --> 00:25:14,638 I'm glad you guys are friends again. 554 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:16,600 Mm-hmm. 555 00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:20,686 Oh, my God, Mark Ruffalo tweeted? 556 00:25:20,690 --> 00:25:21,800 Cary! 557 00:25:21,810 --> 00:25:23,773 Your two high school dreams... 558 00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:26,817 becoming an actor and having Mark Ruffalo see your hole. 559 00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:28,569 What a day! 560 00:25:30,990 --> 00:25:33,400 I can't wait to tell Mom and Chase about the movie. 561 00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:34,579 When do they get in tomorrow? 562 00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:35,909 Mom has a bunch of stuff during the day, 563 00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,400 so they land right before the show. 564 00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:39,890 Oh, God, I'm excited to see them. 565 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:43,084 Yeah, I think tomorrow's gonna be great. 566 00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:47,820 And it's so nice that now all four of us are doing well. 567 00:25:48,810 --> 00:25:51,300 Oh, we should go celebrate after the show. 568 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,135 - Get dinner. - Or drinks. 569 00:25:53,570 --> 00:25:55,660 Or we can just play it by ear, 570 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,056 see where the night takes us. 571 00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:58,307 - Brain dead? - What? 572 00:25:58,310 --> 00:25:59,510 - What? - The Mitchy... 573 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,780 - I can't wait. - Yeah. 574 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,990 Me neither. 575 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:09,000 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 43574

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