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- This is so fancy.
- First class to LA, baby!
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Doesn't get much better than this.
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- Thanks for buying my ticket.
- Of course!
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You've never flown up here before,
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and you needed to experience it.
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It's just so much nicer
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than being back there
in coach with the trash.
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It's rude to say, but the people
back there can be so tacky.
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Whereas up here, they're more refined.
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Pff. Totally.
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I mean, these are the upper
echelons of society.
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- Yeah.
- They're the elites.
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Which is why it makes
sense that we're up here
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because we're elites now, too.
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Oh, God, can you imagine
being surrounded
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by a bunch of crying babies right now?
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Oh, I know, gross.
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Can I offer you two a welcome drink?
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- Oh! Um...
- Oh!
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- Yes, please!
- Yes, please!
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- Thank you.
- Thanks.
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- To us.
- To us.
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- Mmm...
- Mmm!
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- _
- Lance says everything looks good
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at the venue for Chase's show tomorrow.
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I can't believe Lance put together
an entire fashion show.
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I know. He's been so on top of it.
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I think the show's
gonna be really legit.
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Anna Wintour is coming!
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- She is?
- Yeah, she and Chase text.
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Also, I got Alessia Cara's email
and personally invited her, too.
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You mean your peer in the industry?
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Cary, I actually do think
we're peers now.
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I mean, I'm killing it
with Chase and Mom.
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- She'd be lucky to meet me.
- Oh, my God, Brooke.
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I really think she could come!
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I mean, I haven't heard back,
and she is currently in London,
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and it's a 12-hour flight from London
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for a... how long's a fashion show?
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- Seven minutes?
- Oof. Still.
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- She could come!
- Sure, Brooke.
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Okay, no more work talk, please.
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Mom and Chase fly out tomorrow.
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That means I have one
whole day to myself
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to not think about work.
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I don't even want people
knowing I'm a manager.
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Yes!
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This guy I messaged on Grindr
in LA just got back to me.
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Ooh, what are you guys talking about?
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Well, I said hi, and he just sent
me a photo of his full butthole.
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Cary, you have to send him one back.
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That's... I dunno.
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Maybe I should.
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Wait... really?
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I mean, I wanna be having more sex.
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And after Dean Brennon,
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it's nice that this is
a real live gay guy
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who wants to actually fuck me.
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I'm gonna do it?
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Yeah! I'm going to take
a photo of my butthole
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and send it to this man.
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Cary, this is such beautiful progress.
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Thank you, sister.
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You taking a hole pic, too?
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Yeah.
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I love this flight from New York to LA.
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Sorry, what?
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I was just saying I love this
flight from New York to LA.
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There's always so many people
in the industry on board.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Last week, Teri Hatcher
was where you are.
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I got to pick her brain about
"Desperate Housewives"
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- the whole flight.
- How fun for her.
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Are you in the industry?
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No, no.
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I thought I heard you're a manager.
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Oh, yes, I am, of a... UPS store.
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So, not what you were looking for.
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I'll see you when the snacks come by.
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Okay, how do we do this?
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Oh, my God, that's what you are?
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Okay, well, that made it look enormous.
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Skypoint Airlines flight 423 to LAX...
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Aw. That one's actually kinda pretty.
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Okay, hope I did it right.
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Is it a picture of your butthole?
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- Yeah.
- Is there shit pouring out of it?
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- No.
- Then I think you did it right.
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Okay, I'm sending it.
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Now I can just enjoy
the rest of the flight.
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Let's see what movies they have.
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Oh.
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That guy on Grindr sent me his hole.
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- It's pretty good.
- Let me see.
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Holy shit, this is Cary Dubek!
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Wait, the actor? How do you know?
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'Cause it's a live photo.
When you press it,
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you can see his face at the
beginning, concentrating.
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Look. Just hold it down.
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- Oh, Mike, this is insane!
- I know.
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You have to text this to me.
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Okay, but don't send it to anybody else.
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I won't.
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Why did Mike just send me
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a picture of a butthole?
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Oh, wait, it's live.
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Oh, my God, it's Cary Dubek.
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What? You have to send that to me.
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Ooh, me too.
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It's his full hole!
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- Whose hole?
- Cary Dubek's.
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Ooh, PopChips!
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Oh, God, you have to send that to me.
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Send it to all of us.
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So, you were just on the subway
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and this was airdropped to you?
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Yeah. He must be freaking out.
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You have to send this
to the "Frozen" thread.
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I'm gonna send it to the
whole Broadway one,
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'cause you know the "Wicked"
guys are gonna want it, too.
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Welcome to sunny Los Angeles
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where the local time is 1:19 p.m.
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That's weird.
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I just got a text from this gay guy
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I used to dance with who
lives in Montreal now.
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"Just wanted to make sure
your brother saw this."
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And there's a photo...
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Hold on, it's still loading.
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- Oh!
- Ohhhhhh!
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Oh, my God, my hole is everywhere!
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How did this happen? It's on LeakedMeat!
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- It is?
- Yes! This sucks.
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I know, I love that site!
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Now I can't go on without seeing
my brother's hole... again?
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Hi, checking in, Brooke Dubek.
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Isn't this place fancy?
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I heard this is where the celebs stay.
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- Oh, shit.
- Are you in the industry?
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- Nope. I make... toilets.
- Fuck!
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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So I guess that's the
end of this convo, huh?
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Oh, my God, it's spreading
to every celeb porn site.
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What's FapNation?
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Fuck, Cary. I'm so sorry I
told you to send your hole.
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I guess I forgot that you're,
like, famous now.
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- What? I'm not famous!
- Yes, you are!
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- Night Nurse, Dean Brennon?
- Neither of those are real.
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Doesn't matter. You can't go on Grindr
like a regular person anymore.
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Honestly, you should kinda be proud.
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I truly don't know how this happened.
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I didn't even tell this guy who I was!
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- Wait. You didn't?
- No!
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I mean, my profile says "Cary, 29,
Actor," but I don't show my face.
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- He must have just guessed.
- Then this is great!
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You can just deny it's your hole.
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I mean, it's your word against his.
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Yeah! Yeah, you're right.
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What do I do?
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I dunno, go on Instagram
Live and say it wasn't you.
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And then literally put this behind you
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- and go fuck someone else.
- Right.
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Here you go, two Royal Executive Suites
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and a full-day spa package
for one of the rooms.
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- Everyone needs a toilet.
- Okay...
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"Hey, guys. A butthole has recently
been brought to my atten... "
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No. "Hello.
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Some of you have seen a lewd
photograph of a bottom... "
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It's too formal. "Hey, y'all... "
Okay, obviously not that.
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Hey, guys. Cary Dubek here. Um...
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Apparently, there is a photo
of a butthole going around,
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and some people are
saying that it's mine,
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um, so I just wanted to pop on
here and clear some things up.
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It is not my butthole,
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I've never sent my butthole to anyone...
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Okay, we're getting some comments.
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Marc says, "It's definitely
your hole, dude."
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Okay. Again, Marc, it is not my hole.
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Uh. Okay, Marc now says,
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"LOL it was a live photo, dude."
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Okay, uh, Marc, I don't know
what you mean by live, but...
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"When you press it, it moves
and your face is in it... "
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Uh... I...
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Well, I don't know whose face that is.
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Okay, Ron says, "You're also
wearing the same sweater now
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as you are in the photo."
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Well, guess that is just a coinciden...
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And Kyle says,
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"LOL, you just made this
so much worse, dude."
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All right, guys, well, thanks
so much for the feedback.
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This has been super fun.
I do have to run, uh,
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so peace and love, y'all!
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God... ohhh!
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Mmm...
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- Mind if I join you?
- Ughhh.
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Sure.
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- So are you in the...
- Nope! I'm not in the industry.
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I'm...
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What's the most boring
job you can think of?
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An accountant?
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Yep! That's what I am. Night, night.
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Uhh... ooh...
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- Oh!
- Oh, fuck!
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Oh... what the hell?
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- Oh, my God, your teeth.
- What? Oh, no, I'm fine.
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- I'm just... I'm bleeding.
- It's okay.
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I met a dentist at the hot tub earlier.
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- Let me go get them.
- No, please.
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I do not wanna talk to a dentist.
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Here she is!
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Here's the woman who told
me she was a dentist.
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Hi.
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Alessia Cara.
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She came.
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Mr. Dubek, the lawyer will see you now.
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Okay.
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Hi, um, this is embarrassing,
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um, but I need help getting a photo
of my, uh, BH off the internet?
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Sorry! Wrong office.
It's the one next door.
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Oh, okay. Thank you for your time.
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Hi there, um, I need help
getting a photo of my BH...
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The office next door the other way.
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Okay, well, why don't
you just bring me there?
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How's it looking, Doctor?
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- It's hard to say.
- Honestly, really, I am fine.
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Relax, you're in good hands.
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When I asked her where
she went to school,
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she said Dentist University.
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- Ah.
- Sounds like one of the main ones.
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And this lady's an accountant.
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- Yeah. Uh-huh.
- Cool.
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Okay, I'm gonna go get some towels.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay, you do know I'm
not a dentist, right?
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Uh, yeah, I am well aware that
you are pop singer Alessia Cara.
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- Okay.
- It's insane she believed you.
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You look like a full gorgeous child.
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- Yeah.
- And actually,
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I'm not an accountant. I'm...
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Brooke Dubek.
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Wait, did I say my name or did you?
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I did. I know who you are.
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- You do?
- Okay, here are the towels.
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- Anything else, Doctor?
- Yes, yep, she needs gloves.
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So you should probably
leave, get us gloves.
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- Oh, and floss!
- You got it!
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Wait... why floss?
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Well, I'm not a dentist,
249
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but I can tell you very
clearly you need to floss.
250
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Oh. Cool.
251
00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,149
Shouldn't be a problem
to get the photo down.
252
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We can send cease and desists
to the websites that have it.
253
00:10:48,340 --> 00:10:50,692
Great, great. Thank you. Thanks.
254
00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,986
I'm assuming it's on all the
usual suspects? LeakedMeat?
255
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,487
- Yes.
- FapNation?
256
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,823
- Yes.
- CelebrityAss.cum?
257
00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,279
- Yes.
- CelebrityCum.ass?
258
00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,139
We don't have to keep saying
them all out loud, but yeah.
259
00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:01,800
I also need to send one to Twitter,
260
00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:04,560
'cause I tried to deny
it was me in the photo,
261
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,959
but didn't realize my face was in it,
262
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,877
so people are making fun of me
and posting memes and stuff...
263
00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,419
- Oh, that's bad.
- Yeah. Bowen Yang from "SNL"
264
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,090
even made a lip-sync of my denial video.
265
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,540
- Can I see it?
- Yeah.
266
00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:21,090
"Hey, guys, Cary Dubek here, um...
267
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:25,101
Apparently, there is a photo
of a butthole going around,
268
00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:26,439
- and some people are saying... "
- This is great.
269
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,855
- Yeah, he's very talented.
- Oh, hold on, it's not done.
270
00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:30,398
"So I just wanted to pop on here... "
271
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I feel bad lying to people, obviously.
272
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,440
It's just sometimes I just
kind of want time to myself
273
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to not have to like, talk about
the industry, you know.
274
00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:38,660
Yeah, I totally get it.
275
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:41,409
It's actually kind of funny you
were doing the same exact thing.
276
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I guess we're basically the same.
277
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Some might even say we're
peers in the industry.
278
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Yeah.
279
00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:52,796
Sorry. So you would say
we're peers in the industry?
280
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,580
What do you mean? Yeah. It's
actually really lucky this happened.
281
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,349
I've been meaning to meet
you for a very long time.
282
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,639
This is everything I ever wanted.
283
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,219
Everything that you've done
for Chase and his career,
284
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like the clothing line,
285
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,227
the cologne... Bambi! I would
kill for a career like his.
286
00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:10,139
All I do is sing. It's humiliating.
Ask me what percent
287
00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:11,648
- of the Nets I own.
- What percent?
288
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No percent. I've never even been sued.
289
00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:16,660
Oh, you should absolutely
have been sued by now.
290
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,300
- Even I've been sued.
- Thank you!
291
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,879
This is exactly what I have been meaning
292
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to talk to you about actually.
293
00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:23,809
I haven't really been psyched
on my managers lately,
294
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,203
so I was maybe wondering...
295
00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:28,081
- Okay, I got the gloves and the floss.
- Get the fuck out, Donna!
296
00:12:28,082 --> 00:12:30,360
Okay, Marc now says,
297
00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:33,420
- "LOL, it was a live photo... "
- God, I love him.
298
00:12:33,430 --> 00:12:35,639
And it's so nice to see someone pop
right away on "SNL," you know?
299
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,689
Yes, the whole new cast is
really coming into their own.
300
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,426
I'm sorry, can we get
back to me, please?
301
00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,635
Of course.
302
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,500
I can see why you'd wanna send
a cease and desist to Twitter.
303
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:44,669
Thank you, yeah.
304
00:12:44,670 --> 00:12:46,189
Unfortunately, that's
not a thing you can do.
305
00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:47,434
It's Twitter.
306
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,978
Once you're on Twitter you're,
legally speaking, fucked.
307
00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:52,380
Oh, my God.
308
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,440
Sorry.
309
00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:54,983
- Hey.
- Cary!
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You are not gonna believe this!
311
00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:59,571
Alessia Cara just asked
me to manage her!
312
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:00,655
Wait, what?
313
00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:01,680
- She's here?
- Yeah.
314
00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:04,580
She came, knew who I was,
called me her peer out loud,
315
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,340
and then asked me to manage her!
316
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,780
- That is literally so insane.
- I know.
317
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,079
She's going on tour on Monday,
and she wants me to come along
318
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,450
to discuss the next
"phase of her career."
319
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,628
Holy shit. Are you gonna do it?
320
00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:18,390
Yeah! I mean... Chase is killing it,
321
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,380
Mom has two hit shows 'cause
of me. I think I can do this.
322
00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:23,599
Where are you? I wanna celebrate!
323
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:27,040
Yeah. I-I want to, but I'm busy
getting fucked like left and right.
324
00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:28,850
Oh, my God, is this
just how you talk now?
325
00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:31,260
- Okay, well, have fun.
- All right, bye.
326
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,530
Okay, so, what are my options here?
327
00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:36,420
You just have to wait it out.
You'll be made fun of a little longer,
328
00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:38,520
then people will move on.
The worst is over...
329
00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:41,488
Holy shit, wait, oh, my
God, it's on TV now?
330
00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:43,820
A lewd photograph of Cary Dubek,
331
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,580
who's recently been
linked to Dean Brennon
332
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,800
and stars in the upcoming
film "Night Nurse"...
333
00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:49,980
- Both not real.
- ... is making the rounds on Twitter.
334
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,519
- And now Skypoint Airlines CEO...
- Oh, God.
335
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,210
... Carson Bell has been
forced to issue a statement.
336
00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:57,962
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- "Skypoint is a family airline.
337
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,980
"We condemn the way
Mr. Dubek used his butt
338
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,209
- "in our lavatory.
- What?
339
00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,510
"Our customers should be
able to kick back, relax,
340
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,179
"and use their bare
toes to select a movie
341
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:08,299
"without this disgusting behavior
happening next to them."
342
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,769
How does he even know
I took it on a plane?
343
00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:12,340
Even if it is live, you
can't tell where I am!
344
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,062
Did you watch it with the sound on?
345
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,260
Live photos also have sound.
346
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:18,220
Skypoint Airlines flight 423 to LAX...
347
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:19,734
God damn it!
348
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:22,340
I know this isn't your fault,
but I do not like you.
349
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,360
Yo, what's up, dude?
350
00:14:27,370 --> 00:14:29,819
Hey, so I just got some pretty big news,
351
00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:31,109
and I could think of no friend
352
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,410
I would rather celebrate with than you.
353
00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:35,500
- Cary's busy?
- Yeah, he's getting railed.
354
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,320
But, um, I was kind of
hoping you and Leah
355
00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:40,220
would wanna drink some
champagne with me, please?
356
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,048
She actually doesn't
get in 'til tomorrow,
357
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,199
but hell yeah, I'm down.
358
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,160
- What're we celebrating?
- Okay, so you know Alessia Cara?
359
00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:48,179
Of course.
360
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,740
Hey, Shuli, are you here yet?
361
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,939
I could really use your help...
362
00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,058
Oh, thank God.
363
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:53,726
Shuli. You're a publicist.
364
00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,240
Maybe you can do something.
365
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,160
She's not a publicist. She's a milkman.
366
00:14:57,180 --> 00:15:00,440
- That's right. I'm a milkman.
- No, I don't have time for this, okay?
367
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:02,318
My butthole was just on the news!
368
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,800
- What?
- Shit,
369
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,823
Busy Phillips just retweeted the clip!
370
00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:08,908
"Everybody needs to see this.
371
00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:10,980
"Skypoint Airlines is homophobic.
372
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:15,900
@CaryDubek, I stand with you
and your hole"? No, Busy!
373
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:19,502
Don't stand with my hole.
You're making this worse.
374
00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:22,547
I'm not sure why you need
a publicist... this is great.
375
00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,674
You just keep getting
more and more famous.
376
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,968
Then again, what do I know?
377
00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:29,260
- I sell milk.
- Deliver it?
378
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:32,348
- Collect.
- I don't wanna be famous for this.
379
00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:34,390
God, I finally got confidence
to send someone
380
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,187
a picture of my butthole,
and it ruins my life.
381
00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:40,920
I gotta find this guy. I am literally
gonna beat the shit out of him.
382
00:15:40,930 --> 00:15:42,400
Says he's 4 miles away.
383
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,700
4.1. He's this way.
384
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,840
Ladies and gentlemen,
385
00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:52,590
she didn't know what she was gonna do
386
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,300
with her life ten months ago,
387
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:58,620
but was just asked to
manage Alessia Cara!
388
00:15:58,630 --> 00:16:04,589
Give it up for Brooooke Dubeeeek!
389
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,133
Hey-ohhh!
390
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,218
You see that?
391
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:11,880
- Hey-ah! Uhh!
- Yeah! Let's go!
392
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,170
- Yeah, yeah!
- Uhh! Uhh!
393
00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:14,933
And how many nuggets are in an order?
394
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,018
Okay, we will do six orders of nuggets.
395
00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:18,680
Oh, and are they in a shape?
396
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:21,020
Like, are they a dinosaur
or are they just round?
397
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,560
- Round. Okay, that's fine.
- Okay,
398
00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:25,679
he was the 16th president
of the United States.
399
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,694
Alessia Cara!
400
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:29,440
- Yes! Okay, he directed "E.T."
- Uh...
401
00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:31,991
- Alessia Cara!
- Yes. Just watch this.
402
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,160
♪ Ready ♪
♪ Ready please ♪
403
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:36,037
Ohh...
404
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,455
- Oh!
- Wah!
405
00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,290
- Aah!
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
406
00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:42,544
And do you have tater tots?
407
00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:44,837
We will also do six
orders of tater tots.
408
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,631
And can we get some cheese?
409
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,160
"On what?" A plate.
410
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:51,860
Lance, you always call right
when I'm taking a shit!
411
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,888
- What's up, Aunt Connie?
- Hi, Connie.
412
00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:55,515
Wait, is that Brooke?
413
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,393
Honey Pistachio, Lavender Rosemary,
414
00:16:58,410 --> 00:16:59,811
Chocolate.
415
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:01,520
I think our kids just want chocolate.
416
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:05,858
Connie, Brooke just got asked
to manage Alessia Cara.
417
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:09,529
Oh, honey, that is amazing.
I'm so proud of you.
418
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:12,615
Who is Alessia Cara?
419
00:17:12,620 --> 00:17:13,992
Aah! Ha ha!
420
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,890
- Ho!
- Whoo!
421
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,331
_
422
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:24,252
What?
423
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,922
Hi, um...
424
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,560
can I go inside here?
425
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:31,676
Password.
426
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:35,240
Please, I need to... talk to
someone about my hole.
427
00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:37,010
- Yep. That's it.
- What?
428
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:39,851
Right through the double doors.
You can check your clothes inside.
429
00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:42,220
Check my clothes?
430
00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,270
Hey, Hole! Congrats on Busy!
431
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,400
Thank you, sir.
432
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,910
Oh, hey, you again!
433
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,213
We've had two very different days.
434
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:12,240
- Yup.
- But congrats on Busy!
435
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,630
Wait, Cary Dubek?
436
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:19,098
It's me.
437
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:24,969
Cameron? How are you here
too? And where's... Nooner?
438
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,380
Oh, our pilot didn't get picked up,
439
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,234
so we got divorced. And now I'm this.
440
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,860
Yeah, I live here in LA,
and I'm dating this new guy.
441
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,220
His name's Aaron Schock.
You wanna meet him?
442
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,325
I think he's here somewhere. Aaron!
443
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:38,730
Sorry, No, no.
444
00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:41,746
- I'm a little busy right now.
- Oh, that reminds me.
445
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:45,110
- I saw on Twitter. Congrats on...
- Busy. Yes, thank you.
446
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,835
No, Julianne Moore.
447
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,046
Wait, what?
448
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:53,174
Yeah, you know what's
pretty cool to think about?
449
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:54,217
What?
450
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,303
- This is one of the best days...
- Oh!
451
00:18:57,310 --> 00:19:00,348
... of your entire life,
and you're still in it.
452
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:04,540
Like, you're in one of the
best days of your life ever...
453
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,189
right... now.
454
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,590
That is such a parody
of something you say
455
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:14,229
- when you're high.
- I'm serious, B. It's cool.
456
00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:16,640
Yeah. No, yeah, I mean, it is cool.
457
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:19,259
And you're always gonna
remember tomorrow.
458
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:21,440
I mean, you designed
a full fashion line.
459
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:22,829
I always knew you could do that.
460
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,920
- What?
- No fucking way, dude.
461
00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,609
- What are you talking about?
- There's no way
462
00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:34,640
you ever thought I'd have
my own fashion line.
463
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,000
- You're right.
- Thank you.
464
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:38,302
I absolutely did not believe in you.
465
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,805
But, I mean, in my defense,
I didn't believe in me either.
466
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:43,460
Plus, when we were together,
the best idea you had
467
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:45,960
was "edible shoes." And now look at you!
468
00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:48,960
That's a full rack of real
clothes that you made.
469
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:50,940
Thanks, B.
470
00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:55,111
But I'll have you know,
one of those fits is edible.
471
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,988
Is it the one with the flies on it?
472
00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:57,989
Yeah.
473
00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:01,380
Earlier today, Skypoint
Airlines condemned Cary Dubek
474
00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:03,745
for a photo he took on
one of their planes.
475
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,880
Celebrities immediately
rallied around him
476
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,207
and now some of the
biggest names in Hollywood
477
00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,709
are vowing to take action.
478
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,820
- Take action?
- Julianne Moore tweeted,
479
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:14,547
"I'm never giving my
money to Skypoint again.
480
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:17,560
"Instead, I'm giving it to
Cary Dubek by buying a ticket
481
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:19,927
to his film "Night Nurse"
opening weekend.
482
00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:22,010
- Who's with me?"
- Oh, Julianne, no!
483
00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:25,020
That was instantly
retweeted by Judd Apatow,
484
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,893
Chris Evans, and Ava DuVernay,
485
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:29,020
all of whom vowed to see " Night Nurse"
486
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,839
- opening weekend as well.
- This is not happening.
487
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,000
And Patton Oswalt just tweeted,
488
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,909
"I'm buying tickets to
the opening weekend
489
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:37,539
of 'Night Nurse' for the next
100 people who RT this."
490
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,750
- God!
- "Or eff it... the next thousand."
491
00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:48,229
- ♪ Earthquake ♪
- Oh, shit.
492
00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:49,707
♪ Make the ground shake ♪
493
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,560
Look at this crown molding.
494
00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:57,880
I gotta get me some
of this crown molding.
495
00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:00,640
Can you believe we get to stay
496
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,845
- in places like this now?
- Hmm.
497
00:21:02,850 --> 00:21:06,080
Oh, my God, do you remember
that shithole we stayed in
498
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:09,380
- for Victor's wedding?
- Oh, my God, fuck that place.
499
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,728
I hated that place.
500
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:13,140
You got so mad at those people.
501
00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:14,679
They kept coming up and yelling at us,
502
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:15,980
saying we were being loud,
503
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,486
but it's just 'cause the beds were old.
504
00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:19,780
I just remember that they said
505
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,520
that if we got one more noise complaint,
506
00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:23,991
that they were gonna kick us out,
507
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,745
and then it took you
a full hour to come.
508
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:30,122
Well, I can't come if I can't move.
509
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:15,001
Ohh...
510
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:23,801
- Ah... ah...
- Ahh...
511
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,250
No!
512
00:23:01,270 --> 00:23:03,200
Hey. Hey, wait.
513
00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:07,050
- Fucking wait. Stop.
- O-okay, all right.
514
00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:08,888
Look, I'm sorry,
515
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:11,682
I sent it to one friend, I didn't
know it'd become a thing.
516
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:13,309
Well, it did, didn't it?
517
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,540
And now everyone in
Hollywood's seen my hole.
518
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,397
But they'll also see your
movie. That's cool.
519
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,192
Oh, my fucking God,
that movie isn't even...
520
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,380
Great.
521
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,365
A call from my agent at midnight.
That's always good.
522
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,980
- Cary, how's it going?
- Um... I've been better?
523
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,100
Well, I have some insane news.
524
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,060
"Night Nurse" is back on!
525
00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:40,700
- What?
- Yeah.
526
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:43,260
So many people have said they'll
gonna see it opening weekend,
527
00:23:43,270 --> 00:23:45,819
the financiers are confident
it's gonna turn a profit,
528
00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:47,710
so they're back on board.
529
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,261
What? Who...
530
00:23:49,270 --> 00:23:51,680
- who's playing Patricia Arquette's part?
- They don't know.
531
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:53,559
But they're scrambling
to cast someone right now
532
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,880
because they wanna have
a table read on Monday.
533
00:23:55,890 --> 00:23:58,460
Whoa! Really? That's... that's fast.
534
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,230
Yeah, they wanna keep momentum going
535
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,729
while people are still talking about it.
536
00:24:01,730 --> 00:24:03,760
So can you stay in LA another week?
537
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:09,340
Sure. Yes. So this is really happening?
538
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,480
For real? Like, I'm really
gonna be in a movie?
539
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:16,260
Yes, Cary. You're really
gonna be in a movie.
540
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,340
Congrats.
541
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:20,220
Guess that hole pic is the best
thing that ever happened to you.
542
00:24:26,510 --> 00:24:27,780
Yes!
543
00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:32,555
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Yes!
544
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,700
I still can't believe all of these
people tweeted about your hole.
545
00:24:56,730 --> 00:24:59,373
- I know.
- But I'm so happy for you.
546
00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:00,833
What about you?
547
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,960
All you've talked about
for the last six months
548
00:25:02,970 --> 00:25:05,450
is meeting Alessia Cara and
needing to go to the dentist,
549
00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,798
and somehow today you did both?
550
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,341
- Hmm.
- Ha.
551
00:25:09,350 --> 00:25:10,799
I'm sorry I couldn't celebrate with you.
552
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,169
It's okay. I hung with Lance.
553
00:25:13,170 --> 00:25:14,638
I'm glad you guys are friends again.
554
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:16,600
Mm-hmm.
555
00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:20,686
Oh, my God, Mark Ruffalo tweeted?
556
00:25:20,690 --> 00:25:21,800
Cary!
557
00:25:21,810 --> 00:25:23,773
Your two high school dreams...
558
00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:26,817
becoming an actor and having
Mark Ruffalo see your hole.
559
00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:28,569
What a day!
560
00:25:30,990 --> 00:25:33,400
I can't wait to tell Mom and
Chase about the movie.
561
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:34,579
When do they get in tomorrow?
562
00:25:34,580 --> 00:25:35,909
Mom has a bunch of stuff during the day,
563
00:25:35,910 --> 00:25:37,400
so they land right before the show.
564
00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:39,890
Oh, God, I'm excited to see them.
565
00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:43,084
Yeah, I think tomorrow's gonna be great.
566
00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:47,820
And it's so nice that now all
four of us are doing well.
567
00:25:48,810 --> 00:25:51,300
Oh, we should go celebrate
after the show.
568
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,135
- Get dinner.
- Or drinks.
569
00:25:53,570 --> 00:25:55,660
Or we can just play it by ear,
570
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,056
see where the night takes us.
571
00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:58,307
- Brain dead?
- What?
572
00:25:58,310 --> 00:25:59,510
- What?
- The Mitchy...
573
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,780
- I can't wait.
- Yeah.
574
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,990
Me neither.
575
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:09,000
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