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- Thank you.
- Whoa. Who are these from?
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"Congrats on 'Night Nurse.'
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"Think of me for your future projects.
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Your fan, Debra Messing."
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- Oh, Debra.
- God,
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ever since Mom put in
the "Deadline" article,
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everybody thinks "Night
Nurse" is still happening.
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Which is great.
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You get all the credit
for being in a movie
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without having to actually film it.
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Like Angelina Jolie and all
those "Maleficent" movies.
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Yeah, there's no way
those were real, right?
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No. They are 100% just posters.
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But I wanted to actually film it.
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I know. It's still cool.
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I mean, you have been dying
to be known as an actor,
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and now you technically are.
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Yeah, I mean, I have been
getting a lot of messages
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from gay celebrities.
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Wait. Who?
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Ben Platt and Adam Rippon both
DM'ed me and said congrats.
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- And Antoni sent me a bunch of hearts.
- How many?
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I dunno, like, enough to make 'em small?
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Oh, my God. Cary, you're in.
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- What?
- You are a Respected Gay now.
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That is the most powerful
thing a person can be.
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Famous gays want to know
you. They want to fuck you.
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Take your pick, baby. I'd choose Antoni.
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I mean, imagine having sex with him.
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Huh.
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- I can't get my brain to do it.
- Holy shit.
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I just got a DM from Dean Brennon.
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- Wait, the actor?
- Yeah.
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And he just asked me out.
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Ugh, Dean Brennon is gay? That sucks.
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Yeah. I mean, he doesn't really
comment on his sexuality,
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but he is playing George Michael
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in that new George
Michael biopic "George."
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He is so hot. You have
to message him back.
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Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
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I'm gonna fuck Dean Brennon.
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Or if I'm being honest, Dean
Brennon is gonna fuck me.
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- Yeah, he's probably gonna fuck you.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Chase. Are you so excited for today?
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Yeah. It's nice to be back in
the recording studio again.
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It's been so long.
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And it doesn't get bigger than "Bambi."
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- Wait, what?
- Yeah. You're playing Thumper
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in Disney's new live-action "Bambi."
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It's gonna be exactly
the same as the original,
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only cost more and look worse.
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But you said I was collaborating
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on a project with Drake and Cardi B.
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You are. Drake's playing Bambi,
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and Cardi B's playing Bambi's mom.
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- But we're not actors.
- Yeah.
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They don't let actors do voice
acting for movies anymore.
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It's only singers and athletes.
So it's you, Drake,
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Cardi B, Shawn Mendes is Mr. Mole,
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and Damian Davis from the
"Golden State Warriors" is Flower.
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All right, let's get in there.
Let's make some vocal magic.
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Damian? My friend Lance is a huge fan
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and wanted me to say hi,
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and that you almost
have the same birthday.
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His is January 11th and
yours is February 8th.
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Oh, wow, twins.
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Okay, let's go for one.
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"Bambi" scene 12. Thumper
and Flower, take one.
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What's wrong with your legs, Flower?
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Why can't they jump?
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'Cause I'm not a rabbit like you,
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I'm just a little skunk.
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Great. Let's go again.
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Oh, hey, Mom got an offer to host
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a prime time game show for NBC.
They're doing "Tic Tac Toe" now.
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- What do you think?
- Oh, another thing?
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- And at night?
- Yeah. I was gonna pass
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- 'cause it seems like a cash grab.
- Yeah, I think that's cool.
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That's probably cool.
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Okay, I still have some time with her.
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No, silly Bambi. Those are called birds.
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Say it with me. B-b-b-birds.
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This sucks.
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Yeah, sorry, man. I'm trying my best.
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Oh. It's official.
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Our own Cary Donald Dubek
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is now on a date with Dean Brennon.
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- What? He is?
- Yeah.
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He's going to literally,
like, fuck a celebrity.
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God, I wanna fuck a celebrity.
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What's wrong with your legs, Flower?
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Okay, Damian.
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Sorry, I... I just gotta
say, you are so hot.
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You're pretty hot yourself.
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Oh, my God.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, I just wanna make sure
people can see it's me in these.
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Sorry 'bout these guys.
They're obsessed with me.
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Dean, you two together? You having sex?
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Guys, I don't comment on my sexuality.
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That's so modern.
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But can I tell them we're on a date?
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Just 'cause otherwise it might
look like you're babysitting me.
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Sorry. I like to keep my
personal life personal.
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Totally. Totally. Yeah.
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Do you wanna move inside or... ?
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No. That's okay.
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- All right.
- Man, your hair is amazing.
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What kind of product do you use?
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Oh, my God. Now you are touching me.
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Whoa, looks like somebody has a comment.
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Cary, let's talk about that big boner
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- you have under the table.
- All right, well,
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I... I also like to keep my
personal life personal, guys.
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So...
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- No, you get it.
- Yeah.
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So, I mean, your friend loves me.
But what about you?
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Uh... Well, I didn't before,
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but now that you're
sitting in front of me,
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there's just so much to work with.
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Listen, I'm just here for the night,
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but would you wanna
come over for a drink?
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- I have an apartment here.
- Oh.
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Yeah. That'd be great.
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- Cool.
- Hey, Damian.
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- We're ready for you.
- All right.
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- They're ready for me.
- Okay. Good luck, Flower.
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Hey, B.
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Lance, Damian Davis just invited me
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- to his place for a drink.
- What?
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My Damian Davis?
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Hey, Leah's here right now.
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- Mind if I put her on speaker?
- Oh, absolutely.
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This is actually the perfect
introduction to me.
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Hi, Leah. Nice to meet you.
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Hey, Brooke. You too. Wait,
which one's Damian Davis?
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The one with the beard you like.
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Oh, my God, Brooke, he is so hot.
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- And seems kind of funny?
- Leah, he's hilarious.
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Okay, you have to keep us posted.
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- Yeah, tell us everything.
- Um, dur.
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All right, let's go again from the top.
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Hey, how much longer is this gonna take?
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Um, as long as it takes, bud.
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Guess who's going to Damian
Davis's for a drink later?
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Looks like Cary isn't the only one
who's gonna fuck a celebrity.
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Yeah, I gotta say,
I love that shirt on you.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Do you mind if I...
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Touch my neck in front
of a thousand cameras?
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Absolutely not.
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Oh.
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Mossimo.
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So I don't wanna leave
this for even one second,
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but I... I have to go to the bathroom.
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Don't worry, I won't go anywhere.
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All right.
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Cary Dubek, I have important
information you need to know.
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What?
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Dean Brennon's not who he says.
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You're being gay-baited.
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Excuse me? Who are you?
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I cannot tell you who I am.
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Why not?
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Because I farted and I'm embarrassed.
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It's Shuli.
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- Shuli?
- Shh! Keep your voice down.
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I shouldn't even be here.
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It's breaking The Publicist Code.
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But when I saw the
paparazzi pics online,
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I felt like I needed to tell you.
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Dean Brennon is straight.
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- Like, super straight.
- What? No, he's not.
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He's playing George
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in the new George Michael
biopic, "George."
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Cary, you should know better than anyone
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that only straight
people play gay roles.
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But to get more press while
he promotes his movie,
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he's trying to make it seem like
maybe, just maybe he's gay
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so people will talk about him more.
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- It's PR 101.
- No, no,
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he literally won't stop touching me.
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On the lips? Or is he
just touching your hair,
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checking your shirt tag for the cameras?
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Look, you're the new,
hot gay on the scene.
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He wants to ride your gay
without ever riding your ass.
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Want proof? Go to this address.
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Now, I gotta go.
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To the bathroom!
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- Get the hell out of here.
- Okay.
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Hey.
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Uh... Would you maybe wanna
go back to my place now?
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Oh, really?
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Wow, yeah. Yes, that is
exactly what I wanna do.
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- Great, let's go.
- Yeah.
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God, Shuli is such an idiot.
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Mm,
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this wine is so good. What is it?
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Okay, but you can't make fun of me
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'cause I'm kind of a wine freak.
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It's a 2014 Domaine Laroche Chablis.
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Ooh, it's fancy.
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Um, where's your bathroom?
I just need to go real quick.
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- Okay, it's going really well.
- Leah.
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We're having a Donny Lachey Chablis.
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Ooh, I gotta order me some of that.
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- Does he look hot drinking it?
- Oh, my God, girl, so hot.
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Okay, I gotta get back out there.
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I'll call if anything else happens.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Sorry about that.
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Where were we?
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I think we were maybe at here.
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I have to go to the bathroom again.
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So here we are.
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- What do you think?
- It's great.
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Would you maybe wanna
show me the bedroom?
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Of course.
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Or wait, I forgot about my dog, Boomer.
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We should probably take him out first.
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Hey!
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What's that?
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Dean Brennon!
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Walking his dog with Night Nurse!
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Are you two more than friends?
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Guys, I don't comment on my sexuality.
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Jeez, how do they always find me?
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Let's just go back to your place.
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Okay, yes. Please.
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So here we are.
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And right back here is the bedroom.
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Cool. But wait, Cary,
your trash is full.
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Let me take it out for you first.
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Sorry, take out my...
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Dean Brennon! Taking
out Night Nurse's trash!
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- You two official? You moving in together?
- You found me again?
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Guys, I wanna keep my
personal life personal.
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- Jesus, I'm so sorry about that.
- It's okay.
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It's just getting late,
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and I'd really like to
head to the bedroom.
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Yes, of course.
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- I'll let you get some sleep.
- No, no, no, that's not...
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But I'll be back at dawn
with two coffees.
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Maybe we can walk up
and down Fifth Avenue
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and drink them together?
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Night.
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Sorry. Small bladder.
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Okay, things are escalating quickly.
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- He just took off my shirt.
- Oh, my God!
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- Okay, now I took off his shirt.
- Ooh!
251
00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,060
Is everything all right?
252
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,500
Okay, now we're both naked.
253
00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,230
- I think we're gonna have sex?
- What?
254
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,250
Okay, we're having sex!
255
00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:41,920
- Oh, hey, Dean.
- Cary. Where are you?
256
00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:45,340
- I have our coffees.
- I had to go into work early.
257
00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,620
Oh, bummer.
258
00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,199
Well, I was wondering
if you wanted to come
259
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,890
to the Equality Gala with me tonight?
260
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,100
Oh, um...
261
00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:52,620
I won't take no for an answer.
262
00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:54,360
Come over later, we
can get ready together.
263
00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,010
- What do you want?
- Uh...
264
00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:21,932
My name's Cary. Um, I need your help.
265
00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:24,700
This is a private residence. Go away.
266
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,000
It's about Dean Brennon!
267
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:42,490
Sorry, I... I heard you might have proof
268
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,840
Dean Brennon is straight.
269
00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:45,240
I'm the proof.
270
00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:47,260
We used to date.
271
00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,580
Oh, my God. You're Jordana Brewster?
272
00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:52,170
Please keep your voice down.
273
00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:54,400
Oh, right. Sorry. Yeah. I just...
274
00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:56,510
I just watched every "Fast
and the Furious" movie
275
00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:57,590
with my old roommate.
276
00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,424
Aw, that's so cool. Thank you.
But, you know, it's so weird.
277
00:12:00,425 --> 00:12:02,960
Everyone sees me as this,
like, badass action chick
278
00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:05,100
when really I'm just this total nerd
279
00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:08,180
- who majored in theater studies.
- Oh, cool.
280
00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:10,000
Yeah, I went to this
college in New Haven.
281
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,941
Doesn't really matter which college,
but it was in New Haven.
282
00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:15,485
I'm sorry, Ms. Brewster, can we focus?
283
00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:17,445
I'm being gay-baited.
284
00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:19,155
Yeah.
285
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:24,200
So Dean and I dated
for two weeks in 2010.
286
00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:26,538
We met shooting a
"Scooby-Doo-Flintstones"
287
00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:29,920
live action crossover film
called "Scooby-Doo 4:
288
00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:31,219
Yabba Dabba Dooby."
289
00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,920
But when I Google Dean
Brennon Jordana Brewster,
290
00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,005
nothing comes up.
291
00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:36,631
That's because he had me scrubbed.
292
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:41,380
Getty Images, his Wiki, there's
no trace of me anywhere.
293
00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:45,450
Luckily, I managed to keep this.
294
00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:48,220
What?
295
00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:57,068
This is us... at the "2010
Teen Choice Awards."
296
00:12:57,070 --> 00:13:00,071
Oh, my God. He is straight.
297
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,449
He's wearing cargo shorts.
298
00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:04,326
Actually, you're both
wearing cargo shorts.
299
00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:05,702
Those were really good times.
300
00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:07,420
But even then, Dean wanted more.
301
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,664
When we got home from the ceremony,
302
00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:11,624
he punched a hole in the wall.
303
00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:13,168
Because he lost?
304
00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:14,502
Because he won.
305
00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:18,260
Dean didn't want a Teen Choice
Award. He wanted an Oscar.
306
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,593
And he said that he would
stop at nothing to get it.
307
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,721
I... I have to go.
308
00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:28,160
Dean will be expecting me.
We're going to the Equality Gala.
309
00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:30,060
- Good luck.
- Thank you.
310
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,920
And please know that
I can do highbrow too.
311
00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:34,064
I did "Godot" in college.
312
00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:35,939
You know, I'll just tell you which
college it was. It was actually...
313
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:39,361
Yale. Yes, I know.
Jordana, I... I have to go.
314
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,073
- I had a great time last night.
- Oh, yeah? So did I.
315
00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:46,520
This is embarrassing, but
my lawyers make me do this.
316
00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:48,640
Would you be okay signing an NDA?
317
00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:50,639
Oh, of course.
318
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,119
- I mean, obviously, I trust you.
- It's no problem at all.
319
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,909
- Your privacy is key.
- Thanks.
320
00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:57,429
It's just my fans always
wanna know every detail
321
00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:58,509
about my personal life, you know?
322
00:13:58,510 --> 00:14:00,200
Totally. Yeah.
323
00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:02,460
Discretion is my middle name.
324
00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:03,879
Okay, you guys can't tell anyone
325
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,360
that I fucked Damian Davis
because I just signed an NDA.
326
00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,360
- Whoa. Okay, you got it, B.
- Yeah, Brooke,
327
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,058
I promise I won't tell anyone either.
328
00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:11,479
Perfect. Well, then I'm not worried,
329
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,500
'cause you two are
the only people I told.
330
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:22,680
Dean?
331
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:33,700
- Dean?
- Hey! Just in the shower.
332
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,990
Come on in. I'll be out in a sec.
333
00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,400
Ow. Daddy, no!
334
00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:43,820
- Ow! It hurts!
- So how was your day?
335
00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:49,400
I met someone who knows you.
336
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,240
Jordana Brewster?
337
00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:57,120
Oh, yeah, from "Fast and the Furious"?
338
00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:58,690
What's she like? I never met her.
339
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,680
Oh, really?
340
00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:03,420
'Cause she told me she was your date
341
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,822
to the "2010 Teen Choice Awards."
342
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,440
Huh.
343
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:10,285
- That's weird.
- Cut the crap, Dean.
344
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,990
I know what's going on.
You've been gay-baiting me.
345
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,880
- Okay, now you're being crazy.
- I'm not being crazy.
346
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,740
You're crazy. You used me, Dean.
347
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,780
You made me think this was real.
I thought we were gonna have sex.
348
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,409
Like, I thought I was
gonna get to see your dick
349
00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:27,300
and your balls and your butt.
350
00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:28,769
But I haven't gotten to see anything.
351
00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:31,420
- I haven't even seen one cheek.
- Cary, you're being hysterical.
352
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,766
And frankly, you're not pretty
when you're like this.
353
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,500
Was I ever pretty to you?
354
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,147
I don't comment on my sexuality.
355
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:41,483
Oh, my God. Tell the truth.
356
00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:44,152
You're never gonna ride
my ass hard, are you?
357
00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:48,156
No.
358
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,420
- I have to get out of here.
- Don't go. Please.
359
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,700
I can explain.
360
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,870
Hey, Brooke, have a nice night?
361
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,125
Nothing special.
362
00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,780
- Hey, Brooke, how was your evening?
- Quiet. Read a book.
363
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,719
- Brooke, what'd you do last night?
- Shut up, bitch!
364
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,089
Oh.
365
00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:10,420
Jesus!
366
00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:12,260
Mom, what are you doing?
367
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,799
- Mom!
- Oh, hi, honey.
368
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,520
Sorry about that. I trained
myself to sleep standing up
369
00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:19,896
so I can take 20-second catnaps
370
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,759
while people don't need me
without messing up my hair.
371
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,099
That's what Ryan Seacrest does, so.
372
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,151
Okay. Well, I'll just
let you get back to it.
373
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,949
Oh, what did you guys decide
about "Tic Tac Toe?"
374
00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:28,655
Oh, I think we're just gonna pass.
375
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:30,079
Okay, yeah, I don't have to do that.
376
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,200
We should probably let
someone else host that.
377
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:33,759
But then again, if you think
it's a good idea, Brookie,
378
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,869
I'm more than happy to do it.
379
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:37,705
Okay. Uh, sorry, Mom.
380
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,780
- Hello, Brooke Dubek.
- Ms. Dubek, my name is Philip Price.
381
00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:45,420
I represent Damian Davis.
382
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,520
We have reason to believe
you broke your NDA
383
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,880
and we intend to take
legal action against you.
384
00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:51,580
Wait, what?
385
00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:55,473
You don't understand, Cary.
I'm not a bad guy.
386
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:58,380
My life is just so much better now
387
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,560
that people think I might
maybe kinda be gay.
388
00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,146
I used to be nothing.
389
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,859
A nobody. But now...
now, I'm a somebody.
390
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,737
Last year, I was ever only on
the cover of "Men's Health."
391
00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:11,619
It was just me John Krasinski
switching off months.
392
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:14,242
But this month alone,
I'm on "Men's Health"
393
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,745
and "GQ" and "Attitude."
394
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,780
Do you know how that feels?
395
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:24,400
- Actually, no.
- I mean, people ship me, Cary.
396
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:25,712
They ship me.
397
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:30,120
On Twitter, Instagram, everyone
is obsessed because I'm a mystery.
398
00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:34,900
I'm an enigma. I am
the coolest man alive.
399
00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:36,264
You're a psychopath.
400
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:39,599
And I've already dated one straight
guy. I'm not doing it again.
401
00:17:40,610 --> 00:17:43,100
I'm not going back, Cary.
402
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,232
I'm not going back to
100% straight for sure.
403
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,560
I mean, there's Oscar buzz
for me for "George."
404
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:51,580
I'm in talks to play the
first gay superhero.
405
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,570
You know how huge that would be for me?
406
00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,491
And for you guys.
407
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,077
So here's what we're gonna do.
408
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,300
You are going to come to this
Equality Gala with me tonight,
409
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:05,710
and you are gonna stand
by my side and smile.
410
00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:09,172
And if anybody asks,
411
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:14,410
we do not... comment...
on our sexuality.
412
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,600
Oh. Hey, B.
413
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:26,356
Don't "Hey, B" me, you little snake.
414
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,540
- Whoa. What?
- Oh, sure. Yeah, play dumb,
415
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,820
but I know for a fact
416
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,278
that you told people that
I fucked Damian Davis.
417
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,614
Wait. No, I didn't. I would
never do you dirty like that.
418
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,480
Oh, yeah? Well, if you
didn't tell, who did?
419
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,670
- Oh, Brooke, hey.
- Enough of your shit,
420
00:18:39,698 --> 00:18:40,870
you rat-faced bitch.
421
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,240
I knew it was you all along.
422
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:45,510
- What? I didn't say a word.
- Yeah. B, neither of us told.
423
00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:47,543
We haven't even left
the apartment today.
424
00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:50,879
- Yeah.
- Well, then what the hell?
425
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,633
Like, literally how did
this get out, then?
426
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,593
I fucked Damian Davis.
427
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,846
Oh, my God. I'm so dumb.
428
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:02,290
I also told Streeter.
429
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,659
Oh, wow. It's cool to see so many people
430
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,731
coming to this Equality Gala tonight.
431
00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:10,140
The "Pose" people,
432
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,403
that little lesbian tennis
player, Dean Brennon.
433
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,070
Then tomorrow, I thought
we'd head to JFK.
434
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,760
Not to fly anywhere, just to
drag empty suitcases around
435
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:21,580
while the paparazzi take pictures.
436
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,200
Yes, Dean.
437
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,410
Whatever you say, Dean.
438
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:28,450
Okay, we're here.
439
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,585
Smile.
440
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,673
- It's Dean Brennon!
- Over here, Dean!
441
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:37,885
Dean, can you finally confirm
what's going on with you two?
442
00:19:37,890 --> 00:19:39,500
I don't comment on my sexuality.
443
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,140
I keep my personal life personal.
444
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:46,310
I'll just say Cary has become
a huge part of my life.
445
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,960
I don't comment... I don't comment...
446
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,640
I don't comment on my sexuality.
447
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:50,899
I don't comment on my sexuality.
448
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:54,640
Sorry, I just need to go, uh,
touch up my eye jewels.
449
00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:58,170
- Dean!
- Over here!
450
00:19:58,190 --> 00:20:01,600
Hi, Streeter, it's Brooke. Just calling
'cause apparently it got out
451
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,400
that I fucked Damian Davis,
452
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:05,538
and I know for a fact it was you.
453
00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:06,850
So hold on to your ass,
454
00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:09,600
'cause I'm on my way
to tear it a new hole!
455
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:12,400
Go faster!
456
00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:14,580
Streeter!
457
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,175
Oh. Hey, Brooke. I was just
listening to your voicemail.
458
00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:19,200
'Cause I'm on my way
to tear it a new hole!
459
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,909
No... no, I didn't tell
anybody, I swear!
460
00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,096
Please don't hurt my ass!
461
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,720
- Hello, Brooke Dubek.
- Ms. Dubek, Philip Price.
462
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,180
You broke your NDA again.
463
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,780
- What? No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
464
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,609
We'd like you to come
into our offices tomorrow
465
00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:32,170
and discuss the financial implications.
466
00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:36,000
What is going on?
467
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:37,329
- I mean, if you didn't say anything...
- I didn't.
468
00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:39,690
... and Lance and Leah haven't
left their apartment all day.
469
00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:41,491
How is this happening?
470
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,284
I fucked Damian Davis.
471
00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:44,535
Go faster!
472
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:46,537
Oh, my God.
473
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,499
It's so obvious.
474
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,200
Lance, your apartment is bugged.
475
00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,380
Yeah! That's how they found out
Brooke fucked Damian Davis!
476
00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:55,959
- What?
- I know it sounds insane,
477
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,508
but there is literally
no other explanation.
478
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,500
Fuck.
479
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,432
Hey, everything okay?
480
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,976
My name's James. I'm on the
board of the Equality Foundation.
481
00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:10,319
Oh, thank God. Um, yes,
482
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,189
there's actually something
I need to tell you.
483
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,690
Dean Brennon isn't who he says he is.
484
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:19,403
- What?
- Yeah, he's... he's 100% straight.
485
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:21,531
He's been gay-baiting me.
486
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,490
Oh, my God. Hold on.
487
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:29,205
Now listen up, you little faggot.
488
00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,581
Of course Dean's straight!
489
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,659
But you're not gonna say a word
490
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:34,210
because we need him at events like this.
491
00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:36,720
You think Gus Kenworthy
is coming to this shit
492
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,548
if it's just Billie Jean King?
493
00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:42,301
No. Plus, if he leaves,
who do we flirt with?
494
00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:45,340
Um, all the other gay people?
495
00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:47,974
Ew.
496
00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:49,540
Listen, we're not idiots.
497
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,520
Everyone here knows Dean is straight.
498
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:54,360
We just like to believe he's gay.
499
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:55,439
It gives us hope.
500
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,330
It makes us think that
anything is possible,
501
00:21:57,340 --> 00:22:01,020
that anyone at any time could be gay.
502
00:22:01,030 --> 00:22:03,406
Don't you wanna live
in a world like that?
503
00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:05,366
No.
504
00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:07,520
No, this is fucked, okay?
505
00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:08,840
You can all do what you want,
506
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,913
but I'm not gonna be a part of it.
507
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,124
Suit yourself. I'll let
Dean know you left.
508
00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:15,418
Hmm, that's actually a good in.
509
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:17,920
Oh, Deanie!
510
00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:20,965
Ugh.
511
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,770
Hey, guys. I brought wine.
512
00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:37,399
I didn't. Get in the bathroom.
513
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,025
What?
514
00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:43,680
Okay, no one talk louder
than the sound of the water.
515
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,323
Yeah, otherwise the bugs will hear.
516
00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:48,114
Come on, B, really? You think
there's bugs in this apartment?
517
00:22:48,115 --> 00:22:51,500
I don't know. All I know is
that I didn't tell anyone else
518
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,289
that I fucked Damian Davis.
519
00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,457
What?
520
00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:56,760
Hello, Brooke Dubek.
521
00:22:56,780 --> 00:22:58,130
Ms. Dubek, Philip Price.
522
00:22:58,150 --> 00:23:00,480
We know you broke your
NDA for a third time
523
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,640
- and it's time for you...
- Yes, Philip, I know the rest.
524
00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:05,450
Thank you.
525
00:23:06,270 --> 00:23:07,469
Oh, my God.
526
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,430
How is this happening again?
527
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,390
Brooke fucked Damian Davis!
528
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,780
- Oh, my God, Brooke.
- What? What is it?
529
00:23:13,790 --> 00:23:16,062
There are no bugs in the wall.
530
00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:18,731
One of us here is wearing a wire.
531
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:20,650
- We're not wearing wires.
- Yes.
532
00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,735
It's the only logical explanation.
533
00:23:22,740 --> 00:23:24,270
No, it's not. There's no wires.
534
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:28,199
Then there's only one way
to find out who it is.
535
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,660
Okay, so it was no one.
No one's wearing a wire.
536
00:23:32,670 --> 00:23:35,081
Yeah, that was a bad pitch.
Who pitched that, Leah?
537
00:23:35,090 --> 00:23:37,940
I don't get it. Like, I am a smart girl.
538
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,085
What am I missing?
539
00:23:39,090 --> 00:23:41,099
I mean, I was alone every single time
540
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,960
I called you guys from those Lyfts.
541
00:23:42,970 --> 00:23:45,170
Wait, girl. You called us from Lyfts?
542
00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:46,600
- Uh-huh.
- Brooke.
543
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:48,460
- Oh, my God.
- What?
544
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,595
- Come on.
- Give me my shirt.
545
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,599
- Here.
- What?
546
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,380
- Thank you.
- Yeah, come on, Brooke.
547
00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:54,680
- 'Cause I also...
- What?
548
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,100
... now see what they see.
549
00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:01,020
Guys? Really, seriously, I don't get it.
550
00:24:01,030 --> 00:24:03,860
Also, it was nice to meet you Leah.
551
00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:05,720
Bangin' bod, girl.
552
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,560
♪ Ring around the rosy ♪
553
00:24:09,570 --> 00:24:12,400
♪ Pocket full of posies ♪
554
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:15,140
♪ Ashes, ashes ♪
555
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,180
♪ We all fall down ♪
556
00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:24,920
You look well.
557
00:24:24,950 --> 00:24:26,420
Here's your harness back.
558
00:24:27,430 --> 00:24:28,634
Thanks.
559
00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:31,345
Not that I'll be needing it.
560
00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,550
I didn't get that gay superhero movie.
561
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,394
That's what you get, Dean.
You shouldn't gay-bait people.
562
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,480
You know the most annoying
part of all of this?
563
00:24:41,510 --> 00:24:43,760
I got messages from so many other guys.
564
00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:46,470
I could have had sex with any of them.
565
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,987
But I chose you.
566
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,280
And why do you think that was?
567
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,440
What?
568
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,870
Because you were the hottest.
569
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,330
Or was it because I was the straightest?
570
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,099
No. No. I didn't... I didn't
know you were straight.
571
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,580
- I thought you were gay.
- I don't think that's true.
572
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,090
I think deep down, you
knew that I was straight
573
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,490
and that's why you chose me.
574
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:12,760
So you can act all high and mighty,
575
00:25:12,770 --> 00:25:15,765
but I think you knew exactly
what you were doing.
576
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,061
Goodbye, Cary.
577
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,690
You guys can't tell anyone
I fucked Damian Davis.
578
00:25:29,710 --> 00:25:32,500
Apparently, it got out
that I fucked Damian Davis.
579
00:25:32,510 --> 00:25:33,949
Brooke fucked Damian Davis!
580
00:25:35,630 --> 00:25:37,740
So as you can see,
581
00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:40,590
these are videos from three
separate Lyft drivers.
582
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:44,080
Who, of course, are little
human beings up there.
583
00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:45,099
Yes.
584
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:48,100
And if I had to guess, it's that energy
585
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:51,330
- that made them send us the tapes.
- I can see that.
586
00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:53,677
So how much do I owe?
587
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,409
Oh, my God!
588
00:26:01,410 --> 00:26:03,354
How am I supposed to
get you all this money?
589
00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:08,620
Hello, and welcome to "Pat Tac Toe."
590
00:26:08,630 --> 00:26:11,278
I'm your host, Tic Dubek.
591
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,820
She's just warming up.
She'll get better.
592
00:26:13,830 --> 00:26:16,660
No worries. We'll just bring her
in ADR that line this weekend.
593
00:26:16,670 --> 00:26:18,360
Okay, perfect.
594
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:24,680
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