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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,010 --> 00:00:08,008 - Thank you. - Whoa. Who are these from? 2 00:00:08,010 --> 00:00:09,500 "Congrats on 'Night Nurse.' 3 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:11,400 "Think of me for your future projects. 4 00:00:11,410 --> 00:00:13,597 Your fan, Debra Messing." 5 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,224 - Oh, Debra. - God, 6 00:00:15,230 --> 00:00:17,200 ever since Mom put in the "Deadline" article, 7 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:19,470 everybody thinks "Night Nurse" is still happening. 8 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:20,730 Which is great. 9 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,540 You get all the credit for being in a movie 10 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:23,919 without having to actually film it. 11 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,151 Like Angelina Jolie and all those "Maleficent" movies. 12 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,839 Yeah, there's no way those were real, right? 13 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:30,120 No. They are 100% just posters. 14 00:00:30,140 --> 00:00:32,650 But I wanted to actually film it. 15 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:35,340 I know. It's still cool. 16 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,580 I mean, you have been dying to be known as an actor, 17 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,415 and now you technically are. 18 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:41,900 Yeah, I mean, I have been getting a lot of messages 19 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,335 from gay celebrities. 20 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,920 Wait. Who? 21 00:00:45,930 --> 00:00:49,425 Ben Platt and Adam Rippon both DM'ed me and said congrats. 22 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:51,710 - And Antoni sent me a bunch of hearts. - How many? 23 00:00:51,730 --> 00:00:53,470 I dunno, like, enough to make 'em small? 24 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:57,224 Oh, my God. Cary, you're in. 25 00:00:57,230 --> 00:01:00,320 - What? - You are a Respected Gay now. 26 00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:02,640 That is the most powerful thing a person can be. 27 00:01:02,660 --> 00:01:05,520 Famous gays want to know you. They want to fuck you. 28 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:07,526 Take your pick, baby. I'd choose Antoni. 29 00:01:07,530 --> 00:01:10,195 I mean, imagine having sex with him. 30 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,260 Huh. 31 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,658 - I can't get my brain to do it. - Holy shit. 32 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:17,200 I just got a DM from Dean Brennon. 33 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:18,329 - Wait, the actor? - Yeah. 34 00:01:18,330 --> 00:01:19,997 And he just asked me out. 35 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,875 Ugh, Dean Brennon is gay? That sucks. 36 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,680 Yeah. I mean, he doesn't really comment on his sexuality, 37 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:26,969 but he is playing George Michael 38 00:01:26,970 --> 00:01:28,509 in that new George Michael biopic "George." 39 00:01:28,510 --> 00:01:31,508 He is so hot. You have to message him back. 40 00:01:31,510 --> 00:01:34,410 Yeah, I'm gonna do it. 41 00:01:34,420 --> 00:01:36,430 I'm gonna fuck Dean Brennon. 42 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,540 Or if I'm being honest, Dean Brennon is gonna fuck me. 43 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,319 - Yeah, he's probably gonna fuck you. - Mm-hmm. 44 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,369 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 45 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,840 Chase. Are you so excited for today? 46 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:48,319 Yeah. It's nice to be back in the recording studio again. 47 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,400 It's been so long. 48 00:01:49,420 --> 00:01:51,600 And it doesn't get bigger than "Bambi." 49 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:53,920 - Wait, what? - Yeah. You're playing Thumper 50 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:55,579 in Disney's new live-action "Bambi." 51 00:01:55,580 --> 00:01:57,490 It's gonna be exactly the same as the original, 52 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,119 only cost more and look worse. 53 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,980 But you said I was collaborating 54 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,810 on a project with Drake and Cardi B. 55 00:02:02,820 --> 00:02:04,830 You are. Drake's playing Bambi, 56 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,293 and Cardi B's playing Bambi's mom. 57 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:07,419 - But we're not actors. - Yeah. 58 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:10,506 They don't let actors do voice acting for movies anymore. 59 00:02:10,510 --> 00:02:13,217 It's only singers and athletes. So it's you, Drake, 60 00:02:13,230 --> 00:02:14,885 Cardi B, Shawn Mendes is Mr. Mole, 61 00:02:14,890 --> 00:02:17,805 and Damian Davis from the "Golden State Warriors" is Flower. 62 00:02:17,810 --> 00:02:20,265 All right, let's get in there. Let's make some vocal magic. 63 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:23,600 Damian? My friend Lance is a huge fan 64 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:24,812 and wanted me to say hi, 65 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:26,239 and that you almost have the same birthday. 66 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:29,066 His is January 11th and yours is February 8th. 67 00:02:29,070 --> 00:02:30,693 Oh, wow, twins. 68 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:33,237 Okay, let's go for one. 69 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:37,760 "Bambi" scene 12. Thumper and Flower, take one. 70 00:02:37,780 --> 00:02:39,868 What's wrong with your legs, Flower? 71 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:41,280 Why can't they jump? 72 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:43,460 'Cause I'm not a rabbit like you, 73 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,239 I'm just a little skunk. 74 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,250 Great. Let's go again. 75 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:48,400 Oh, hey, Mom got an offer to host 76 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:52,260 a prime time game show for NBC. They're doing "Tic Tac Toe" now. 77 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,737 - What do you think? - Oh, another thing? 78 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:56,840 - And at night? - Yeah. I was gonna pass 79 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:58,919 - 'cause it seems like a cash grab. - Yeah, I think that's cool. 80 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:00,723 That's probably cool. 81 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:02,420 Okay, I still have some time with her. 82 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,470 No, silly Bambi. Those are called birds. 83 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,540 Say it with me. B-b-b-birds. 84 00:03:08,550 --> 00:03:09,560 This sucks. 85 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:11,108 Yeah, sorry, man. I'm trying my best. 86 00:03:11,110 --> 00:03:13,600 Oh. It's official. 87 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:15,689 Our own Cary Donald Dubek 88 00:03:15,690 --> 00:03:18,080 is now on a date with Dean Brennon. 89 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:19,783 - What? He is? - Yeah. 90 00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:22,411 He's going to literally, like, fuck a celebrity. 91 00:03:22,420 --> 00:03:24,909 God, I wanna fuck a celebrity. 92 00:03:24,910 --> 00:03:27,160 What's wrong with your legs, Flower? 93 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:29,290 Okay, Damian. 94 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:34,160 Sorry, I... I just gotta say, you are so hot. 95 00:03:36,110 --> 00:03:37,342 You're pretty hot yourself. 96 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,560 Oh, my God. 97 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,764 Is everything okay? 98 00:03:41,770 --> 00:03:44,767 Yeah, I just wanna make sure people can see it's me in these. 99 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,680 Sorry 'bout these guys. They're obsessed with me. 100 00:03:48,690 --> 00:03:51,690 Dean, you two together? You having sex? 101 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:55,194 Guys, I don't comment on my sexuality. 102 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,821 That's so modern. 103 00:03:57,830 --> 00:03:59,720 But can I tell them we're on a date? 104 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,576 Just 'cause otherwise it might look like you're babysitting me. 105 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:07,039 Sorry. I like to keep my personal life personal. 106 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,240 Totally. Totally. Yeah. 107 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:10,793 Do you wanna move inside or... ? 108 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,002 No. That's okay. 109 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:15,700 - All right. - Man, your hair is amazing. 110 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,370 What kind of product do you use? 111 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,990 Oh, my God. Now you are touching me. 112 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,630 Whoa, looks like somebody has a comment. 113 00:04:21,650 --> 00:04:23,800 Cary, let's talk about that big boner 114 00:04:23,810 --> 00:04:25,499 - you have under the table. - All right, well, 115 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:28,700 I... I also like to keep my personal life personal, guys. 116 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,229 So... 117 00:04:30,230 --> 00:04:31,688 - No, you get it. - Yeah. 118 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:35,350 So, I mean, your friend loves me. But what about you? 119 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,985 Uh... Well, I didn't before, 120 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:38,904 but now that you're sitting in front of me, 121 00:04:38,910 --> 00:04:42,115 there's just so much to work with. 122 00:04:43,410 --> 00:04:45,680 Listen, I'm just here for the night, 123 00:04:45,710 --> 00:04:47,621 but would you wanna come over for a drink? 124 00:04:47,630 --> 00:04:49,660 - I have an apartment here. - Oh. 125 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,917 Yeah. That'd be great. 126 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,000 - Cool. - Hey, Damian. 127 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:54,379 - We're ready for you. - All right. 128 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:57,923 - They're ready for me. - Okay. Good luck, Flower. 129 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:02,820 Hey, B. 130 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:04,960 Lance, Damian Davis just invited me 131 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:07,149 - to his place for a drink. - What? 132 00:05:07,150 --> 00:05:08,559 My Damian Davis? 133 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,880 Hey, Leah's here right now. 134 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:12,480 - Mind if I put her on speaker? - Oh, absolutely. 135 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:15,023 This is actually the perfect introduction to me. 136 00:05:15,030 --> 00:05:16,483 Hi, Leah. Nice to meet you. 137 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:19,560 Hey, Brooke. You too. Wait, which one's Damian Davis? 138 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,321 The one with the beard you like. 139 00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:23,500 Oh, my God, Brooke, he is so hot. 140 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,400 - And seems kind of funny? - Leah, he's hilarious. 141 00:05:26,420 --> 00:05:28,470 Okay, you have to keep us posted. 142 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,780 - Yeah, tell us everything. - Um, dur. 143 00:05:32,670 --> 00:05:34,585 All right, let's go again from the top. 144 00:05:34,590 --> 00:05:36,360 Hey, how much longer is this gonna take? 145 00:05:37,130 --> 00:05:39,715 Um, as long as it takes, bud. 146 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,630 Guess who's going to Damian Davis's for a drink later? 147 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,590 Looks like Cary isn't the only one who's gonna fuck a celebrity. 148 00:05:48,370 --> 00:05:51,120 Yeah, I gotta say, I love that shirt on you. 149 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:53,000 - Oh, thanks. - Do you mind if I... 150 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,000 Touch my neck in front of a thousand cameras? 151 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,440 Absolutely not. 152 00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:58,350 Oh. 153 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,443 Mossimo. 154 00:06:00,650 --> 00:06:03,140 So I don't wanna leave this for even one second, 155 00:06:03,170 --> 00:06:05,120 but I... I have to go to the bathroom. 156 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:07,490 Don't worry, I won't go anywhere. 157 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:08,911 All right. 158 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:21,460 Cary Dubek, I have important information you need to know. 159 00:06:22,910 --> 00:06:24,070 What? 160 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:27,240 Dean Brennon's not who he says. 161 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:29,640 You're being gay-baited. 162 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,840 Excuse me? Who are you? 163 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:36,020 I cannot tell you who I am. 164 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,060 Why not? 165 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,839 Because I farted and I'm embarrassed. 166 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:39,850 It's Shuli. 167 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,902 - Shuli? - Shh! Keep your voice down. 168 00:06:41,910 --> 00:06:43,320 I shouldn't even be here. 169 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:45,180 It's breaking The Publicist Code. 170 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,560 But when I saw the paparazzi pics online, 171 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,034 I felt like I needed to tell you. 172 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,078 Dean Brennon is straight. 173 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:54,100 - Like, super straight. - What? No, he's not. 174 00:06:54,110 --> 00:06:55,420 He's playing George 175 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:57,500 in the new George Michael biopic, "George." 176 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,670 Cary, you should know better than anyone 177 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,780 that only straight people play gay roles. 178 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,440 But to get more press while he promotes his movie, 179 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:08,387 he's trying to make it seem like maybe, just maybe he's gay 180 00:07:08,390 --> 00:07:10,597 so people will talk about him more. 181 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,975 - It's PR 101. - No, no, 182 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:14,840 he literally won't stop touching me. 183 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:17,640 On the lips? Or is he just touching your hair, 184 00:07:17,660 --> 00:07:19,800 checking your shirt tag for the cameras? 185 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:22,040 Look, you're the new, hot gay on the scene. 186 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:25,650 He wants to ride your gay without ever riding your ass. 187 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:28,407 Want proof? Go to this address. 188 00:07:29,410 --> 00:07:31,326 Now, I gotta go. 189 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:34,590 To the bathroom! 190 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,415 - Get the hell out of here. - Okay. 191 00:07:39,270 --> 00:07:40,293 Hey. 192 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:43,714 Uh... Would you maybe wanna go back to my place now? 193 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,091 Oh, really? 194 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:49,260 Wow, yeah. Yes, that is exactly what I wanna do. 195 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,130 - Great, let's go. - Yeah. 196 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:53,389 God, Shuli is such an idiot. 197 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:55,390 Mm, 198 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,780 this wine is so good. What is it? 199 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,999 Okay, but you can't make fun of me 200 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,022 'cause I'm kind of a wine freak. 201 00:08:00,023 --> 00:08:03,608 It's a 2014 Domaine Laroche Chablis. 202 00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:05,920 Ooh, it's fancy. 203 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:10,780 Um, where's your bathroom? I just need to go real quick. 204 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:13,360 - Okay, it's going really well. - Leah. 205 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:15,870 We're having a Donny Lachey Chablis. 206 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,620 Ooh, I gotta order me some of that. 207 00:08:17,650 --> 00:08:20,917 - Does he look hot drinking it? - Oh, my God, girl, so hot. 208 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,169 Okay, I gotta get back out there. 209 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:24,171 I'll call if anything else happens. 210 00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:26,880 - Hey. - Hey. 211 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:29,040 Sorry about that. 212 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:30,770 Where were we? 213 00:08:30,780 --> 00:08:36,100 I think we were maybe at here. 214 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:44,560 I have to go to the bathroom again. 215 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,113 So here we are. 216 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,115 - What do you think? - It's great. 217 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,535 Would you maybe wanna show me the bedroom? 218 00:08:55,540 --> 00:08:57,245 Of course. 219 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,260 Or wait, I forgot about my dog, Boomer. 220 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:00,874 We should probably take him out first. 221 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,360 Hey! 222 00:09:02,370 --> 00:09:03,460 What's that? 223 00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:04,940 Dean Brennon! 224 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,260 Walking his dog with Night Nurse! 225 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,419 Are you two more than friends? 226 00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:10,840 Guys, I don't comment on my sexuality. 227 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:13,428 Jeez, how do they always find me? 228 00:09:13,430 --> 00:09:14,971 Let's just go back to your place. 229 00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:18,058 Okay, yes. Please. 230 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,740 So here we are. 231 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:23,120 And right back here is the bedroom. 232 00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:25,969 Cool. But wait, Cary, your trash is full. 233 00:09:25,970 --> 00:09:28,026 Let me take it out for you first. 234 00:09:28,030 --> 00:09:29,861 Sorry, take out my... 235 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:33,110 Dean Brennon! Taking out Night Nurse's trash! 236 00:09:33,130 --> 00:09:36,243 - You two official? You moving in together? - You found me again? 237 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:39,621 Guys, I wanna keep my personal life personal. 238 00:09:43,590 --> 00:09:46,336 - Jesus, I'm so sorry about that. - It's okay. 239 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:47,379 It's just getting late, 240 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:50,090 and I'd really like to head to the bedroom. 241 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:52,040 Yes, of course. 242 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,540 - I'll let you get some sleep. - No, no, no, that's not... 243 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,099 But I'll be back at dawn with two coffees. 244 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:58,080 Maybe we can walk up and down Fifth Avenue 245 00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:59,260 and drink them together? 246 00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:00,640 Night. 247 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,700 Sorry. Small bladder. 248 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,120 Okay, things are escalating quickly. 249 00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:15,010 - He just took off my shirt. - Oh, my God! 250 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,100 - Okay, now I took off his shirt. - Ooh! 251 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,060 Is everything all right? 252 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,500 Okay, now we're both naked. 253 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,230 - I think we're gonna have sex? - What? 254 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,250 Okay, we're having sex! 255 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:41,920 - Oh, hey, Dean. - Cary. Where are you? 256 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:45,340 - I have our coffees. - I had to go into work early. 257 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,620 Oh, bummer. 258 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,199 Well, I was wondering if you wanted to come 259 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,890 to the Equality Gala with me tonight? 260 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,100 Oh, um... 261 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:52,620 I won't take no for an answer. 262 00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:54,360 Come over later, we can get ready together. 263 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,010 - What do you want? - Uh... 264 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:21,932 My name's Cary. Um, I need your help. 265 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:24,700 This is a private residence. Go away. 266 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,000 It's about Dean Brennon! 267 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:42,490 Sorry, I... I heard you might have proof 268 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,840 Dean Brennon is straight. 269 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:45,240 I'm the proof. 270 00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:47,260 We used to date. 271 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,580 Oh, my God. You're Jordana Brewster? 272 00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:52,170 Please keep your voice down. 273 00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:54,400 Oh, right. Sorry. Yeah. I just... 274 00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:56,510 I just watched every "Fast and the Furious" movie 275 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:57,590 with my old roommate. 276 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,424 Aw, that's so cool. Thank you. But, you know, it's so weird. 277 00:12:00,425 --> 00:12:02,960 Everyone sees me as this, like, badass action chick 278 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:05,100 when really I'm just this total nerd 279 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:08,180 - who majored in theater studies. - Oh, cool. 280 00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:10,000 Yeah, I went to this college in New Haven. 281 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,941 Doesn't really matter which college, but it was in New Haven. 282 00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:15,485 I'm sorry, Ms. Brewster, can we focus? 283 00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:17,445 I'm being gay-baited. 284 00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:19,155 Yeah. 285 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:24,200 So Dean and I dated for two weeks in 2010. 286 00:12:24,220 --> 00:12:26,538 We met shooting a "Scooby-Doo-Flintstones" 287 00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:29,920 live action crossover film called "Scooby-Doo 4: 288 00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:31,219 Yabba Dabba Dooby." 289 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,920 But when I Google Dean Brennon Jordana Brewster, 290 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,005 nothing comes up. 291 00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:36,631 That's because he had me scrubbed. 292 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:41,380 Getty Images, his Wiki, there's no trace of me anywhere. 293 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:45,450 Luckily, I managed to keep this. 294 00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:48,220 What? 295 00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:57,068 This is us... at the "2010 Teen Choice Awards." 296 00:12:57,070 --> 00:13:00,071 Oh, my God. He is straight. 297 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,449 He's wearing cargo shorts. 298 00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:04,326 Actually, you're both wearing cargo shorts. 299 00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:05,702 Those were really good times. 300 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:07,420 But even then, Dean wanted more. 301 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,664 When we got home from the ceremony, 302 00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:11,624 he punched a hole in the wall. 303 00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:13,168 Because he lost? 304 00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:14,502 Because he won. 305 00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:18,260 Dean didn't want a Teen Choice Award. He wanted an Oscar. 306 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,593 And he said that he would stop at nothing to get it. 307 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,721 I... I have to go. 308 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:28,160 Dean will be expecting me. We're going to the Equality Gala. 309 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:30,060 - Good luck. - Thank you. 310 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,920 And please know that I can do highbrow too. 311 00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:34,064 I did "Godot" in college. 312 00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:35,939 You know, I'll just tell you which college it was. It was actually... 313 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:39,361 Yale. Yes, I know. Jordana, I... I have to go. 314 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,073 - I had a great time last night. - Oh, yeah? So did I. 315 00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:46,520 This is embarrassing, but my lawyers make me do this. 316 00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:48,640 Would you be okay signing an NDA? 317 00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:50,639 Oh, of course. 318 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,119 - I mean, obviously, I trust you. - It's no problem at all. 319 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,909 - Your privacy is key. - Thanks. 320 00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:57,429 It's just my fans always wanna know every detail 321 00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:58,509 about my personal life, you know? 322 00:13:58,510 --> 00:14:00,200 Totally. Yeah. 323 00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:02,460 Discretion is my middle name. 324 00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:03,879 Okay, you guys can't tell anyone 325 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,360 that I fucked Damian Davis because I just signed an NDA. 326 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,360 - Whoa. Okay, you got it, B. - Yeah, Brooke, 327 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,058 I promise I won't tell anyone either. 328 00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:11,479 Perfect. Well, then I'm not worried, 329 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,500 'cause you two are the only people I told. 330 00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:22,680 Dean? 331 00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:33,700 - Dean? - Hey! Just in the shower. 332 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,990 Come on in. I'll be out in a sec. 333 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,400 Ow. Daddy, no! 334 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:43,820 - Ow! It hurts! - So how was your day? 335 00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:49,400 I met someone who knows you. 336 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,240 Jordana Brewster? 337 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:57,120 Oh, yeah, from "Fast and the Furious"? 338 00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:58,690 What's she like? I never met her. 339 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,680 Oh, really? 340 00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:03,420 'Cause she told me she was your date 341 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,822 to the "2010 Teen Choice Awards." 342 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,440 Huh. 343 00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:10,285 - That's weird. - Cut the crap, Dean. 344 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,990 I know what's going on. You've been gay-baiting me. 345 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,880 - Okay, now you're being crazy. - I'm not being crazy. 346 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,740 You're crazy. You used me, Dean. 347 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,780 You made me think this was real. I thought we were gonna have sex. 348 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,409 Like, I thought I was gonna get to see your dick 349 00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:27,300 and your balls and your butt. 350 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:28,769 But I haven't gotten to see anything. 351 00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:31,420 - I haven't even seen one cheek. - Cary, you're being hysterical. 352 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,766 And frankly, you're not pretty when you're like this. 353 00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,500 Was I ever pretty to you? 354 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,147 I don't comment on my sexuality. 355 00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:41,483 Oh, my God. Tell the truth. 356 00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:44,152 You're never gonna ride my ass hard, are you? 357 00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:48,156 No. 358 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,420 - I have to get out of here. - Don't go. Please. 359 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,700 I can explain. 360 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,870 Hey, Brooke, have a nice night? 361 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,125 Nothing special. 362 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,780 - Hey, Brooke, how was your evening? - Quiet. Read a book. 363 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,719 - Brooke, what'd you do last night? - Shut up, bitch! 364 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,089 Oh. 365 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:10,420 Jesus! 366 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:12,260 Mom, what are you doing? 367 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,799 - Mom! - Oh, hi, honey. 368 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,520 Sorry about that. I trained myself to sleep standing up 369 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:19,896 so I can take 20-second catnaps 370 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,759 while people don't need me without messing up my hair. 371 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,099 That's what Ryan Seacrest does, so. 372 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,151 Okay. Well, I'll just let you get back to it. 373 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,949 Oh, what did you guys decide about "Tic Tac Toe?" 374 00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:28,655 Oh, I think we're just gonna pass. 375 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:30,079 Okay, yeah, I don't have to do that. 376 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,200 We should probably let someone else host that. 377 00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:33,759 But then again, if you think it's a good idea, Brookie, 378 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,869 I'm more than happy to do it. 379 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:37,705 Okay. Uh, sorry, Mom. 380 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,780 - Hello, Brooke Dubek. - Ms. Dubek, my name is Philip Price. 381 00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:45,420 I represent Damian Davis. 382 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,520 We have reason to believe you broke your NDA 383 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,880 and we intend to take legal action against you. 384 00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:51,580 Wait, what? 385 00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:55,473 You don't understand, Cary. I'm not a bad guy. 386 00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:58,380 My life is just so much better now 387 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,560 that people think I might maybe kinda be gay. 388 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:03,146 I used to be nothing. 389 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:06,859 A nobody. But now... now, I'm a somebody. 390 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,737 Last year, I was ever only on the cover of "Men's Health." 391 00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:11,619 It was just me John Krasinski switching off months. 392 00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:14,242 But this month alone, I'm on "Men's Health" 393 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,745 and "GQ" and "Attitude." 394 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,780 Do you know how that feels? 395 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:24,400 - Actually, no. - I mean, people ship me, Cary. 396 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:25,712 They ship me. 397 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:30,120 On Twitter, Instagram, everyone is obsessed because I'm a mystery. 398 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:34,900 I'm an enigma. I am the coolest man alive. 399 00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:36,264 You're a psychopath. 400 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:39,599 And I've already dated one straight guy. I'm not doing it again. 401 00:17:40,610 --> 00:17:43,100 I'm not going back, Cary. 402 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,232 I'm not going back to 100% straight for sure. 403 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,560 I mean, there's Oscar buzz for me for "George." 404 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:51,580 I'm in talks to play the first gay superhero. 405 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,570 You know how huge that would be for me? 406 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,491 And for you guys. 407 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,077 So here's what we're gonna do. 408 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,300 You are going to come to this Equality Gala with me tonight, 409 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:05,710 and you are gonna stand by my side and smile. 410 00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:09,172 And if anybody asks, 411 00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:14,410 we do not... comment... on our sexuality. 412 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,600 Oh. Hey, B. 413 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:26,356 Don't "Hey, B" me, you little snake. 414 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,540 - Whoa. What? - Oh, sure. Yeah, play dumb, 415 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,820 but I know for a fact 416 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,278 that you told people that I fucked Damian Davis. 417 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,614 Wait. No, I didn't. I would never do you dirty like that. 418 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,480 Oh, yeah? Well, if you didn't tell, who did? 419 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,670 - Oh, Brooke, hey. - Enough of your shit, 420 00:18:39,698 --> 00:18:40,870 you rat-faced bitch. 421 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,240 I knew it was you all along. 422 00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:45,510 - What? I didn't say a word. - Yeah. B, neither of us told. 423 00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:47,543 We haven't even left the apartment today. 424 00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:50,879 - Yeah. - Well, then what the hell? 425 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,633 Like, literally how did this get out, then? 426 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,593 I fucked Damian Davis. 427 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:58,846 Oh, my God. I'm so dumb. 428 00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:02,290 I also told Streeter. 429 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,659 Oh, wow. It's cool to see so many people 430 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:08,731 coming to this Equality Gala tonight. 431 00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:10,140 The "Pose" people, 432 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,403 that little lesbian tennis player, Dean Brennon. 433 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,070 Then tomorrow, I thought we'd head to JFK. 434 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,760 Not to fly anywhere, just to drag empty suitcases around 435 00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:21,580 while the paparazzi take pictures. 436 00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,200 Yes, Dean. 437 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,410 Whatever you say, Dean. 438 00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:28,450 Okay, we're here. 439 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,585 Smile. 440 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:33,673 - It's Dean Brennon! - Over here, Dean! 441 00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:37,885 Dean, can you finally confirm what's going on with you two? 442 00:19:37,890 --> 00:19:39,500 I don't comment on my sexuality. 443 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,140 I keep my personal life personal. 444 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:46,310 I'll just say Cary has become a huge part of my life. 445 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,960 I don't comment... I don't comment... 446 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,640 I don't comment on my sexuality. 447 00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:50,899 I don't comment on my sexuality. 448 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:54,640 Sorry, I just need to go, uh, touch up my eye jewels. 449 00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:58,170 - Dean! - Over here! 450 00:19:58,190 --> 00:20:01,600 Hi, Streeter, it's Brooke. Just calling 'cause apparently it got out 451 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,400 that I fucked Damian Davis, 452 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:05,538 and I know for a fact it was you. 453 00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:06,850 So hold on to your ass, 454 00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:09,600 'cause I'm on my way to tear it a new hole! 455 00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:12,400 Go faster! 456 00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:14,580 Streeter! 457 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,175 Oh. Hey, Brooke. I was just listening to your voicemail. 458 00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:19,200 'Cause I'm on my way to tear it a new hole! 459 00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,909 No... no, I didn't tell anybody, I swear! 460 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,096 Please don't hurt my ass! 461 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,720 - Hello, Brooke Dubek. - Ms. Dubek, Philip Price. 462 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,180 You broke your NDA again. 463 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,780 - What? No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. 464 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,609 We'd like you to come into our offices tomorrow 465 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:32,170 and discuss the financial implications. 466 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:36,000 What is going on? 467 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:37,329 - I mean, if you didn't say anything... - I didn't. 468 00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:39,690 ... and Lance and Leah haven't left their apartment all day. 469 00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:41,491 How is this happening? 470 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,284 I fucked Damian Davis. 471 00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:44,535 Go faster! 472 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:46,537 Oh, my God. 473 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,499 It's so obvious. 474 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,200 Lance, your apartment is bugged. 475 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,380 Yeah! That's how they found out Brooke fucked Damian Davis! 476 00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:55,959 - What? - I know it sounds insane, 477 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,508 but there is literally no other explanation. 478 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,500 Fuck. 479 00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,432 Hey, everything okay? 480 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,976 My name's James. I'm on the board of the Equality Foundation. 481 00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:10,319 Oh, thank God. Um, yes, 482 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,189 there's actually something I need to tell you. 483 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,690 Dean Brennon isn't who he says he is. 484 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:19,403 - What? - Yeah, he's... he's 100% straight. 485 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:21,531 He's been gay-baiting me. 486 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,490 Oh, my God. Hold on. 487 00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:29,205 Now listen up, you little faggot. 488 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,581 Of course Dean's straight! 489 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,659 But you're not gonna say a word 490 00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:34,210 because we need him at events like this. 491 00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:36,720 You think Gus Kenworthy is coming to this shit 492 00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,548 if it's just Billie Jean King? 493 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:42,301 No. Plus, if he leaves, who do we flirt with? 494 00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:45,340 Um, all the other gay people? 495 00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:47,974 Ew. 496 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:49,540 Listen, we're not idiots. 497 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,520 Everyone here knows Dean is straight. 498 00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:54,360 We just like to believe he's gay. 499 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:55,439 It gives us hope. 500 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,330 It makes us think that anything is possible, 501 00:21:57,340 --> 00:22:01,020 that anyone at any time could be gay. 502 00:22:01,030 --> 00:22:03,406 Don't you wanna live in a world like that? 503 00:22:04,340 --> 00:22:05,366 No. 504 00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:07,520 No, this is fucked, okay? 505 00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:08,840 You can all do what you want, 506 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,913 but I'm not gonna be a part of it. 507 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,124 Suit yourself. I'll let Dean know you left. 508 00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:15,418 Hmm, that's actually a good in. 509 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:17,920 Oh, Deanie! 510 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:20,965 Ugh. 511 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,770 Hey, guys. I brought wine. 512 00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:37,399 I didn't. Get in the bathroom. 513 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,025 What? 514 00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:43,680 Okay, no one talk louder than the sound of the water. 515 00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:45,323 Yeah, otherwise the bugs will hear. 516 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:48,114 Come on, B, really? You think there's bugs in this apartment? 517 00:22:48,115 --> 00:22:51,500 I don't know. All I know is that I didn't tell anyone else 518 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,289 that I fucked Damian Davis. 519 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,457 What? 520 00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:56,760 Hello, Brooke Dubek. 521 00:22:56,780 --> 00:22:58,130 Ms. Dubek, Philip Price. 522 00:22:58,150 --> 00:23:00,480 We know you broke your NDA for a third time 523 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,640 - and it's time for you... - Yes, Philip, I know the rest. 524 00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:05,450 Thank you. 525 00:23:06,270 --> 00:23:07,469 Oh, my God. 526 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:09,430 How is this happening again? 527 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,390 Brooke fucked Damian Davis! 528 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,780 - Oh, my God, Brooke. - What? What is it? 529 00:23:13,790 --> 00:23:16,062 There are no bugs in the wall. 530 00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:18,731 One of us here is wearing a wire. 531 00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:20,650 - We're not wearing wires. - Yes. 532 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:22,735 It's the only logical explanation. 533 00:23:22,740 --> 00:23:24,270 No, it's not. There's no wires. 534 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:28,199 Then there's only one way to find out who it is. 535 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,660 Okay, so it was no one. No one's wearing a wire. 536 00:23:32,670 --> 00:23:35,081 Yeah, that was a bad pitch. Who pitched that, Leah? 537 00:23:35,090 --> 00:23:37,940 I don't get it. Like, I am a smart girl. 538 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,085 What am I missing? 539 00:23:39,090 --> 00:23:41,099 I mean, I was alone every single time 540 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,960 I called you guys from those Lyfts. 541 00:23:42,970 --> 00:23:45,170 Wait, girl. You called us from Lyfts? 542 00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:46,600 - Uh-huh. - Brooke. 543 00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:48,460 - Oh, my God. - What? 544 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,595 - Come on. - Give me my shirt. 545 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,599 - Here. - What? 546 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:52,380 - Thank you. - Yeah, come on, Brooke. 547 00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:54,680 - 'Cause I also... - What? 548 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:57,100 ... now see what they see. 549 00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:01,020 Guys? Really, seriously, I don't get it. 550 00:24:01,030 --> 00:24:03,860 Also, it was nice to meet you Leah. 551 00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:05,720 Bangin' bod, girl. 552 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,560 ♪ Ring around the rosy ♪ 553 00:24:09,570 --> 00:24:12,400 ♪ Pocket full of posies ♪ 554 00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:15,140 ♪ Ashes, ashes ♪ 555 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,180 ♪ We all fall down ♪ 556 00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:24,920 You look well. 557 00:24:24,950 --> 00:24:26,420 Here's your harness back. 558 00:24:27,430 --> 00:24:28,634 Thanks. 559 00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:31,345 Not that I'll be needing it. 560 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:34,550 I didn't get that gay superhero movie. 561 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,394 That's what you get, Dean. You shouldn't gay-bait people. 562 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:41,480 You know the most annoying part of all of this? 563 00:24:41,510 --> 00:24:43,760 I got messages from so many other guys. 564 00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:46,470 I could have had sex with any of them. 565 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,987 But I chose you. 566 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,280 And why do you think that was? 567 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,440 What? 568 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,870 Because you were the hottest. 569 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,330 Or was it because I was the straightest? 570 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,099 No. No. I didn't... I didn't know you were straight. 571 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,580 - I thought you were gay. - I don't think that's true. 572 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,090 I think deep down, you knew that I was straight 573 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,490 and that's why you chose me. 574 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:12,760 So you can act all high and mighty, 575 00:25:12,770 --> 00:25:15,765 but I think you knew exactly what you were doing. 576 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,061 Goodbye, Cary. 577 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,690 You guys can't tell anyone I fucked Damian Davis. 578 00:25:29,710 --> 00:25:32,500 Apparently, it got out that I fucked Damian Davis. 579 00:25:32,510 --> 00:25:33,949 Brooke fucked Damian Davis! 580 00:25:35,630 --> 00:25:37,740 So as you can see, 581 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:40,590 these are videos from three separate Lyft drivers. 582 00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:44,080 Who, of course, are little human beings up there. 583 00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:45,099 Yes. 584 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:48,100 And if I had to guess, it's that energy 585 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:51,330 - that made them send us the tapes. - I can see that. 586 00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:53,677 So how much do I owe? 587 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,409 Oh, my God! 588 00:26:01,410 --> 00:26:03,354 How am I supposed to get you all this money? 589 00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:08,620 Hello, and welcome to "Pat Tac Toe." 590 00:26:08,630 --> 00:26:11,278 I'm your host, Tic Dubek. 591 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,820 She's just warming up. She'll get better. 592 00:26:13,830 --> 00:26:16,660 No worries. We'll just bring her in ADR that line this weekend. 593 00:26:16,670 --> 00:26:18,360 Okay, perfect. 594 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:24,680 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 44274

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