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♪ Now the world don't move
to the beat of just one drum
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♪ What might be right for
you may not be right for some
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♪ A man is born
he's a man of means
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♪ Then along come two
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♪ They got nothin'
but their jeans
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♪ But they got Diff'rent Strokes
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♪ It takes Diff'rent Strokes
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♪ It takes Diff'rent
Strokes to move the world
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♪ Everybody's got
a special kind of story
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♪ Everybody finds a way to shine
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♪ It don't matter that you got
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♪ Not a lot, so what?
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♪ They'll have
theirs you'll have yours
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♪ And I'll have mine
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♪ And together we'll be fine
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♪ 'Cause it takes
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♪ Diff'rent Strokes to
move the world, yes, it does
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♪ It takes Diff'rent Strokes
to move the world! ♪
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Hi. Bye.
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Arnold, what are you doing?
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I'm hiding from Willis.
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Please don't tell
him where I am.
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Are you playing hide-and-seek?
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No, I'm playing
hide-and-survive.
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Please don't tell
him where I am.
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All right. Where's Arnold?
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Arnold who?
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No use protecting him,
Mr. Drummond, 'cause I'll find him.
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Arnold, come on out.
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Willis, what's the matter?
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This is somethin' between
me and Arnold. Where is he?
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I think he went up the stairs.
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No, I think he's in the kitchen.
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No, I think he's on the patio.
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Next, you two will be tellin'
me he don't live here anymore.
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Who don't live here anymore?
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Uh-huh. So, there
you are. Come on.
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Oh, hi, Willis.
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When did you get home?
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Come on, Arnold.
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Will you excuse us,
please? This is private.
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I'll stay here, then you
can have it real private.
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Come on.
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Hey, I don't know what's going
on here, but no rough stuff, huh?
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Don't worry, Mr. Drummond.
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I want to talk to
Arnold. Honest.
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All right, so what do you
got to say for yourself?
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About what?
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About why you let that dude
push you around the schoolyard.
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About why you
wouldn't fight him back.
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About why you ran
like a scared chicken.
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You'd run, too, if a
guy bigger than you
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tried to screw you
into the ground.
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Look, Arnold, Stuart the Gooch
has been pushin' you around
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for the last two weeks.
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You gotta fight that
bully and make him afraid.
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Yeah, afraid he'll kill me.
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Look, Arnold, you
got two choices.
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A. You'll be pushed around
by bullies for the rest of your life.
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Or B. Tomorrow
you fight like a man.
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I'd like to talk about C.
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What's C? See you later.
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I'm not gonna fight
that monster, Willis.
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Monster? He's only two
inches taller than you.
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Not when you're layin' on
the ground lookin' up, he ain't.
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Arnold, everybody has to fight
a bully sometimes in their life.
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You gotta take a stand.
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It's all part of growing up.
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Okay, that's when
I'll fight the Gooch.
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After I've grown up.
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All right, Arnold.
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Then I'll just tell Mr. Drummond
what a coward you are.
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He'll talk some sense into you.
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You think he wants
a coward for a son?
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Oh, Willis, please don't
say anything to him.
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Well, somebody's gotta
make a man out of you.
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What's the rush? I'm
barely out of toilet training.
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Well, I won't tell Mr. Drummond
under one condition.
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That you fight the
Gooch tomorrow.
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I'm gonna be too busy tomorrow.
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Doin' what? Lookin'
for a place to hide.
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Well, that's the only
deal you're gonna get.
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It's important
that you fight him.
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You promise, I promise.
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Well, can we use
something besides my fists?
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Like what? Your fists.
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Arnold, it's gotta be my way.
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Now, you fight the Gooch,
and I won't tell Mr. Drummond.
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Is it a deal?
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Well, it's a deal.
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All right. What's a deal?
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Oh, somethin' we got goin'
after school, Mr. Drummond.
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Wow. You guys must be involved
in something very important.
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Oh, it's not that important.
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Yes, it is.
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Like I said, yes, it is.
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Why do I get the feeling that
there's a lot more going on here
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than you guys want to tell me?
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'Cause it's personal,
Mr. Drummond.
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Well, you're entitled
to your own secrets.
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So I'll get out of your way.
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I'll see you guys later.
I'll be down at my office.
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Look, Arnold.
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Now, I didn't say
anything to Mr. Drummond
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about you runnin'
from the Gooch.
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Now, I kept my part
of the deal. Right.
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Now, you gotta fight the Gooch
tomorrow to keep your part.
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You took the best part.
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Look, Arnold, I know how you
feel, and I know you're scared,
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but this is somethin'
you gotta do to save face.
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Well, if you really
want to save my face,
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keep it away from the Gooch.
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Get up, Arnold. It's a
big day today. Fight day.
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Ouch.
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Come on, Kimberly. I
gotta use the bathroom!
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Just a minute.
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Oh, come on. Open up.
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It's all yours.
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Good morning. Time to comb
your locks and grab your socks.
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What's the matter, Arnold?
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Arnold, are you sick?
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Oh, Arnold.
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Oh, it's nothin'.
I'll be all right,
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if I live.
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Your temperature's normal.
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Don't let that fool you.
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I got... I got headaches,
stomachaches,
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and I'm seein' spots.
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What kind of spots?
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Mmm. The worst kind. Round ones.
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I think I ought to
call Mr. Drummond.
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Hi, Mrs. Garrett.
Good morning, Willis.
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Come on, Arnold, out of bed.
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Oh, I'm real sick, Willis.
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Please bring my goldfish
so I can say goodbye.
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If I ever heard a phony...
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You're just fakin' 'cause you're
afraid to go fight the Gooch today.
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Did you say something, Willis?
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I think I'm getting delirious.
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Arnold. I hear you're not
feeling well. What's the matter?
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I think he has yellow fever.
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I don't think so.
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But he may have that
Russian flu that's going around.
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Hey, that's it.
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Somethin' that looked
Russian flew right by me.
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Your head feels cool,
but you never know.
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You just take it easy, son. I'm
gonna call the doctor, just to be sure.
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Doctor? I don't need no doctor.
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Sure you do.
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No tellin' what they'll find
when they look inside of you.
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Where they gonna look?
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Now, don't frighten him, Willis.
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Maybe all Arnold
needs is a shot.
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Mr. Drummond, don't shoot me.
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Look, I'm cured.
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What's going on here?
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I've heard of miracle
cures, but this is ridiculous.
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Arnold, I think I might
have to tell Mr. Drummond.
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He's a man. He'll understand.
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No, don't.
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Understand what?
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There's a bully
in the playground
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who's been pushin'
Arnold around.
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Yesterday, Arnold ran home
'cause he was too chicken to fight.
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I knew there was something
going on between you two yesterday.
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The bully's a lot
bigger than me.
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Where I stop,
he's just beginnin'.
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Oh, come on, Arnold.
He's a normal-sized bully.
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Arnold was pretendin' to be sick
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'cause he was
too chicken to fight.
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Arnold, is that true?
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Well, kind of.
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Well, then this is
a serious matter.
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That's what I've
been tellin' him.
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This isn't something you can
just run away and hide from.
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You listen to Mr. D.
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Now the only way
to handle this is
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man-to-man and face-to-face.
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Tell it like it is.
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I want you to call up that boy,
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arrange to meet him,
and talk this thing out.
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Right on. That's the same...
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Say what?
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Listen, Willis.
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Fighting rarely
settles anything.
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Come here.
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I remember once
when I was a little boy,
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this other kid and I were
standing nose-to-nose,
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both of us scared stiff,
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and praying that somebody would
stop us from hitting each other.
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But Mr. Drummond...
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Don't interrupt. He's
makin' a lot of sense.
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Continue, please.
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Mr. Drummond, how's
my little brother gonna talk
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when Stuart the Gooch
is tap dancin' on his head?
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Stuart the Gooch?
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Yeah.
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And don't call him that
unless you're ridin' by on a bus.
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Mr. Drummond, Arnold's
got to fight that dude,
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or people'll call him a coward.
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No, Willis. Anyone can
fight, but it takes real courage
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to talk things out.
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Especially when you got
a mouthful of loose teeth.
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Willis, I know that you
mean well for Arnold.
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But fighting won't
necessarily solve anything.
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Well, I say it will. 'Cause if
Arnold keeps running away,
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people are gonna pick
on him and laugh at him.
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Now, I'm not asking him to run.
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I'm asking him to talk.
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Now, Arnold, promise me
that you'll talk this thing out
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with, what's his
name, the Gurch.
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Gooch.
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Do I have your promise?
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Yes, sir. And I
say it with feeling.
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Thank you.
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And I'm very proud of you, 'cause
you have the courage not to fight.
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I've had it all my life.
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All right, I'll see you
guys at breakfast.
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Arnold, you should be
hangin' your head in shame.
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I don't care how it hangs,
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just as long as
it stays attached.
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Arnold, you gotta
fight the Gooch.
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I can't. I just gave my promise.
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Arnold, Mr. Drummond
don't understand.
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Talkin' might work
in his fancy world,
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but it don't work in the
streets where we come from.
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Like Papa said, we
got a name to live up to.
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And the key word
there is "live."
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Arnold, you got
nothin' to worry about,
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'cause the Gooch
is the one in trouble.
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What you talkin' about, Willis?
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Arnold, ain't I your big brother
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who loves you and
worries about you,
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and takes care of you?
"And takes care of you?"
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Yes, Willis.
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Well, it's the truth.
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And you know I wouldn't want
to see you get hurt in any way.
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I suppose so.
I'm scared, Willis.
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Well, you don't have to be.
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Because I'm gonna teach you
how to fight and whip the Gooch.
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I'm gonna be behind
you all the way.
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Well, if you really love
me, you'd get in front of me.
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Arnold, I can't.
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This is something you
have to do by yourself.
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I knew there was a catch.
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Now, what we're gonna do,
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we're gonna phone the Gooch
248
00:11:23,094 --> 00:11:24,671
and make him think
that you're crazy.
249
00:11:24,695 --> 00:11:28,030
If I phone him,
he'll know I'm crazy.
250
00:11:28,065 --> 00:11:30,566
That's our whole strategy.
251
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,779
We get the Gooch
thinkin' that you're crazy,
252
00:11:32,803 --> 00:11:34,781
'cause people are
afraid of crazy people,
253
00:11:34,805 --> 00:11:36,783
you've won half the battle.
254
00:11:36,807 --> 00:11:39,675
Hey, if we've already won half,
255
00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:42,645
let's give Gooch the
other half and call it a draw.
256
00:11:44,815 --> 00:11:46,594
Arnold, just trust me.
257
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,058
Now, let me see you act crazy.
258
00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:52,328
I meant on the phone.
259
00:11:52,891 --> 00:11:54,590
Oh. Hiya, Gooch.
260
00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:57,204
This is crazy Arnold
Jackson callin' you.
261
00:11:57,228 --> 00:11:58,961
What do I say?
262
00:11:58,997 --> 00:12:02,131
Tell him you're bad and crazy.
263
00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:04,767
Hi, Gooch, I'm bad and crazy.
264
00:12:06,337 --> 00:12:08,938
Are you tryin' to
throw the phone call?
265
00:12:08,973 --> 00:12:11,451
Now, tell him you're
loud and crazy. Go ahead.
266
00:12:11,475 --> 00:12:13,943
Hi, Gooch. I'm loud and crazy!
267
00:12:15,246 --> 00:12:16,323
That's it. Keep goin'.
268
00:12:16,347 --> 00:12:17,880
Tell him you're bad and crazy.
269
00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:20,883
Hey, Gooch. I'm bad and crazy.
270
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:24,286
That's it now. Keep
goin', keep goin'.
271
00:12:24,321 --> 00:12:25,821
Now, listen here, Gooch.
272
00:12:25,857 --> 00:12:29,759
Crazy Arnold Jackson's
gonna stomp all over you.
273
00:12:31,128 --> 00:12:34,396
So you better watch it, turkey.
274
00:12:34,432 --> 00:12:36,265
Now, hang up, hang up.
275
00:12:43,474 --> 00:12:44,840
What'd he say?
276
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,442
He didn't say anything.
He just barked.
277
00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:51,447
That's just a cover-up.
He's really scared.
278
00:12:51,482 --> 00:12:53,149
Not as scared as I am.
279
00:12:53,184 --> 00:12:56,096
See, if I fight, Mr. Drummond's
gonna get mad at me.
280
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,454
And if I don't fight, you're
gonna get mad at me.
281
00:12:58,489 --> 00:12:59,588
Right.
282
00:12:59,623 --> 00:13:01,135
Which brings us to the Gooch,
283
00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:04,093
who can kill me without
even being mad at me.
284
00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:15,538
All right now,
go faster, faster.
285
00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:17,239
Come on, faster, go faster.
286
00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:19,675
I can't go any faster.
287
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:23,278
If I go any faster, I may take a
nap in the middle of round one.
288
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:25,948
Arnold.
289
00:13:27,752 --> 00:13:29,685
Let me just see
you throw your right.
290
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,687
That's not your
right, that's your left.
291
00:13:31,722 --> 00:13:33,867
I know it. That's how
I'm gonna confuse him.
292
00:13:33,891 --> 00:13:36,425
Come on, now, let me see
your Muhammad Ali shuffle.
293
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:37,760
Come on.
294
00:13:40,565 --> 00:13:42,030
Hey, you got it.
295
00:13:42,066 --> 00:13:43,932
Oh, man, when
the Gooch sees that,
296
00:13:43,968 --> 00:13:46,069
he's gonna run all the way home.
297
00:13:46,104 --> 00:13:49,372
If he don't, I'm gonna run
all the way to New Jersey.
298
00:13:49,407 --> 00:13:52,119
Come on, keep it up, keep it
up. Keep it movin', come on.
299
00:13:52,143 --> 00:13:54,383
All right now.
Throw a left. Right.
300
00:13:54,412 --> 00:13:56,379
Left-right combination.
301
00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:02,751
Don't close your eyes.
302
00:14:02,787 --> 00:14:05,833
Because every time you throw a
combination, you close your eyes.
303
00:14:05,857 --> 00:14:07,523
Well, I can't help it.
304
00:14:07,558 --> 00:14:11,727
My fists want to fight, but my
eyes don't want to see me get hit.
305
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:14,241
Come on, keep it
movin'. Come on.
306
00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:16,732
Now, get mean, real mean.
307
00:14:18,203 --> 00:14:20,035
Tell me how mean you are.
308
00:14:20,071 --> 00:14:21,804
I'm mean.
309
00:14:22,406 --> 00:14:24,407
How mean?
310
00:14:24,442 --> 00:14:27,009
I'm so mean I'm scarin' myself.
311
00:14:30,314 --> 00:14:32,848
Hey, what are you boys doin'?
312
00:14:32,884 --> 00:14:34,728
Willis is teachin' me to...
313
00:14:34,752 --> 00:14:36,718
Dance. Right. To dance.
314
00:14:40,557 --> 00:14:42,224
You're...
315
00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,138
You're certainly light
on your feet, fella.
316
00:14:44,162 --> 00:14:45,594
Thank you, honey.
317
00:14:48,099 --> 00:14:51,233
Arnold, it looked more to me
like you were throwin' punches.
318
00:14:51,268 --> 00:14:55,705
Yeah, that's the name of the
new dance, the Punch Shuffle.
319
00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:58,874
Now, if Mr. Drummond
catches you practicin' fightin',
320
00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:02,912
you're gonna switch from the Punch
Shuffle to the Bruised Bottom Blues.
321
00:15:05,649 --> 00:15:06,916
Mrs. Garrett's right.
322
00:15:06,951 --> 00:15:08,750
Don't worry about it.
323
00:15:08,786 --> 00:15:10,264
Hey, can't we settle
this whole thing
324
00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:12,288
by buying the Gooch
a nice present?
325
00:15:14,025 --> 00:15:18,260
Listen, Arnold, man, you got the
moves, and you got the punches.
326
00:15:18,296 --> 00:15:20,395
Now you can take that Gooch.
327
00:15:20,431 --> 00:15:22,465
Now let's get goin', champ.
328
00:15:23,468 --> 00:15:26,668
"Champ"? Me?
329
00:15:26,704 --> 00:15:28,737
Well, that's what I
called you, champ.
330
00:15:28,772 --> 00:15:30,473
Yeah, yeah.
331
00:15:36,647 --> 00:15:40,649
That's me. Look
how I bulge all over.
332
00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:46,522
Ooh! Like iron.
333
00:15:46,558 --> 00:15:48,457
You know what?
334
00:15:48,492 --> 00:15:51,271
Think I'll get me a T-shirt
with my picture on the front
335
00:15:51,295 --> 00:15:53,963
and "Mean Dude" on the back.
336
00:15:56,734 --> 00:15:58,934
Are you ready, champ? Yeah.
337
00:15:58,970 --> 00:16:01,837
Let's go pluck that turkey.
338
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,818
Come on. Keep it up. Come
on. You gonna take him.
339
00:16:04,842 --> 00:16:06,553
You're ready. Come on,
keep it up. Come on, let's go.
340
00:16:06,577 --> 00:16:08,543
Let's go, champ. Let's go. Yes.
341
00:16:08,579 --> 00:16:11,191
Hey, fellas. Where
are you off to?
342
00:16:11,215 --> 00:16:13,460
Oh, we're goin' down to talk
to the Gooch, Mr. Drummond.
343
00:16:13,484 --> 00:16:16,764
Wonderful. I'm glad you
took my advice. To talk.
344
00:16:18,323 --> 00:16:20,823
Yeah. I'm gonna
talk all over him.
345
00:16:22,993 --> 00:16:24,493
Are you ready, champ?
346
00:16:24,528 --> 00:16:26,194
Am I ready?
347
00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:28,864
♪ Float like a
butterfly, sting like a bee
348
00:16:28,899 --> 00:16:31,500
♪ Muhammad Arnold,
the champ, that's me ♪
349
00:16:31,535 --> 00:16:32,635
Yeah.
350
00:16:44,014 --> 00:16:45,847
Come on.
351
00:16:58,429 --> 00:17:01,530
If Mr. Drummond finds out we've
been fightin', we're gonna get it.
352
00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:03,499
Don't worry, he won't. Trust me.
353
00:17:03,534 --> 00:17:05,401
Is it still all swollen up?
354
00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:08,537
No, it's nothin'.
355
00:17:08,573 --> 00:17:09,773
"Nothin'"?
356
00:17:09,807 --> 00:17:11,774
It hurts so bad, my shoes ache.
357
00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:15,477
Well, it don't look that bad.
358
00:17:15,513 --> 00:17:18,180
Hmm. How're we gonna
keep Mr. D from seein' it?
359
00:17:18,216 --> 00:17:20,927
Well, we'll stay away from him
till the welt on your eye's okay.
360
00:17:20,951 --> 00:17:22,228
Won't that take a while?
361
00:17:22,252 --> 00:17:25,388
No, your eye only has
to go from black to brown.
362
00:17:27,191 --> 00:17:29,158
I guess I didn't
do so good, huh?
363
00:17:29,193 --> 00:17:32,005
Are you kiddin'? Man, you
stood up to the Gooch great.
364
00:17:32,029 --> 00:17:33,963
I fell down even better.
365
00:17:35,199 --> 00:17:38,033
Man, I'm proud of
you, Arnold. I really am.
366
00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:39,534
Hey, don't do that.
367
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:41,303
My hand's connected to my eye.
368
00:17:42,773 --> 00:17:44,451
Well, let's get going
before someone notices us.
369
00:17:44,475 --> 00:17:46,715
Put your glasses
back on. Mrs. Garrett.
370
00:17:46,744 --> 00:17:50,212
Arnold, why are you wearing
dark glasses in the house?
371
00:17:50,247 --> 00:17:53,048
It keeps the sun out of my eyes.
372
00:17:53,084 --> 00:17:54,895
There's no sun in your eyes.
373
00:17:54,919 --> 00:17:56,184
See? It works.
374
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:57,753
Let's get going.
375
00:17:57,789 --> 00:17:59,889
Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs.
Garrett. Very sorry.
376
00:17:59,924 --> 00:18:03,092
Never happen again.
Happy birthday, too. Bye.
377
00:18:06,730 --> 00:18:07,930
Hi, fellas.
378
00:18:11,302 --> 00:18:15,237
Come here. I want to hear how
everything went down at the playground.
379
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:20,242
Oh, it went fine, Mr. Drummond.
380
00:18:20,278 --> 00:18:21,576
Real cool.
381
00:18:23,681 --> 00:18:26,001
Arnold, why are you
staring at the wall?
382
00:18:27,118 --> 00:18:28,717
It's a new game.
383
00:18:28,752 --> 00:18:30,119
A new game?
384
00:18:30,154 --> 00:18:31,731
Yeah. You stare at the wall.
385
00:18:31,755 --> 00:18:32,888
Mmm-hmm.
386
00:18:32,923 --> 00:18:35,291
And if it don't fall
down, you win.
387
00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:39,895
With my luck, it'll fall down.
388
00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:42,331
Arnold, would you
come down here, please?
389
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:45,167
I said, come down here.
390
00:18:45,202 --> 00:18:46,802
Yes, sir.
391
00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:54,209
What is going on?
392
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,713
Why are you wearing sunglasses?
393
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:03,785
Oh, Arnold, what
happened to your eye?
394
00:19:04,455 --> 00:19:06,388
Everything.
395
00:19:06,423 --> 00:19:08,401
I'm afraid I know
exactly what happened.
396
00:19:08,425 --> 00:19:10,192
You do?
397
00:19:10,227 --> 00:19:12,939
Yes, and I just feel terrible
about it. This is all my fault.
398
00:19:12,963 --> 00:19:15,597
I'm sure glad to hear that.
399
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,510
You took my advice, you
went down there to talk,
400
00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:19,112
and the Gooch hit you. Right?
401
00:19:19,136 --> 00:19:21,270
Well, sort of.
402
00:19:22,773 --> 00:19:24,840
What do you mean, sort of?
403
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:26,074
What went on down there?
404
00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:31,579
Come on, Arnold. I want to know.
405
00:19:31,615 --> 00:19:34,449
Did you go down there
to talk or didn't you?
406
00:19:34,484 --> 00:19:36,518
All right, Mr. Drummond.
407
00:19:36,553 --> 00:19:39,321
Arnold went down
there to talk with his fists.
408
00:19:39,356 --> 00:19:41,656
And my fists had nothing to say.
409
00:19:46,563 --> 00:19:48,141
Man, he was great, Mr. Drummond.
410
00:19:48,165 --> 00:19:49,309
You should have seen him.
411
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:50,933
Arnold was dancin' to the left,
412
00:19:50,968 --> 00:19:52,345
then he was
dancin' to the right.
413
00:19:52,369 --> 00:19:55,437
And then the music stopped.
414
00:19:55,472 --> 00:19:58,307
Arnold never cried
once, Mr. Drummond.
415
00:19:58,342 --> 00:20:01,609
Not really. I cried a
little bit out of this eye.
416
00:20:01,645 --> 00:20:05,314
But there was no room for the
tears to come out of this one.
417
00:20:06,317 --> 00:20:07,483
Arnold.
418
00:20:10,488 --> 00:20:12,854
I am very disappointed in you.
419
00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:14,368
You broke your promise to me.
420
00:20:14,392 --> 00:20:17,026
No, he didn't. It was my idea.
421
00:20:17,061 --> 00:20:20,695
You know, Arnold has to learn
to defend himself like a real man.
422
00:20:20,731 --> 00:20:22,364
Oh, I see.
423
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:26,035
Unless a guy hits another human
being, he's not a real man, huh?
424
00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:27,536
Well, let me tell you something.
425
00:20:27,571 --> 00:20:29,811
Albert Einstein never
hit another human being,
426
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,640
and he was quite a man.
427
00:20:31,675 --> 00:20:34,187
And when did you hear of Martin
Luther King fighting with his fists?
428
00:20:34,211 --> 00:20:35,722
But, Mr. Drummond,
that's not the same.
429
00:20:35,746 --> 00:20:37,980
And the thing that
really bugs me,
430
00:20:38,015 --> 00:20:40,894
is that you knew how I
felt. We discussed this.
431
00:20:40,918 --> 00:20:42,985
And you deliberately
disobeyed me.
432
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:46,555
Well, look, Mr. Drummond, I've
been livin' with Arnold all of his life,
433
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:48,523
and I think I know
what's best for him.
434
00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:50,492
Well, I don't think so.
435
00:20:50,527 --> 00:20:53,195
In this household, there's
only room for one father.
436
00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:54,930
Is that clear, Willis?
437
00:20:54,966 --> 00:20:56,298
Now, go to your room.
438
00:21:03,707 --> 00:21:06,108
It wasn't all Willis'
fault, Mr. Drummond.
439
00:21:06,143 --> 00:21:07,509
I helped.
440
00:21:07,544 --> 00:21:10,379
Well, I'm mad at you, too.
441
00:21:10,414 --> 00:21:11,713
Thanks.
442
00:21:13,884 --> 00:21:17,920
Now, Arnold, I don't want you to
think that there's never a time to fight.
443
00:21:17,955 --> 00:21:20,967
Sometimes,
unfortunately, there is.
444
00:21:20,991 --> 00:21:23,770
But only after you've
tried every other possibility.
445
00:21:23,794 --> 00:21:25,034
Do you understand that?
446
00:21:25,062 --> 00:21:26,595
Mmm. Yes, sir.
447
00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:27,896
Good boy.
448
00:21:28,699 --> 00:21:30,399
How does that eye feel?
449
00:21:30,434 --> 00:21:32,535
Like it ain't got a
friend in the world.
450
00:21:33,971 --> 00:21:35,782
Okay, you go up with Willis
451
00:21:35,806 --> 00:21:37,618
and I'll get Mrs. Garrett to
bring up something to put on it.
452
00:21:37,642 --> 00:21:39,352
And work on Willis, will you?
453
00:21:39,376 --> 00:21:42,288
Try and get him to see
things our way. Okay?
454
00:21:42,312 --> 00:21:43,546
Okay.
455
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:56,324
Hey, what're you doin'?
456
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,761
I'm packin'. Me and Mr. Drummond
don't see things the same.
457
00:21:58,796 --> 00:22:00,229
I'm going back to Harlem.
458
00:22:00,264 --> 00:22:02,909
No, you ain't. I ain't
lettin' you go nowhere.
459
00:22:02,933 --> 00:22:04,877
Give me that stuff! I'm leavin'.
460
00:22:04,901 --> 00:22:07,536
No, you ain't. No one's
splittin' this family up.
461
00:22:07,572 --> 00:22:09,571
Get out of my way.
462
00:22:09,607 --> 00:22:12,452
You ain't leavin' without
a fight, you dummy.
463
00:22:12,476 --> 00:22:14,443
You're my big
brother and I love you.
464
00:22:14,478 --> 00:22:18,280
Would you knock it off?
Get out of my way, short stuff.
465
00:22:18,315 --> 00:22:19,881
I mean it.
466
00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:21,828
Mr. Drummond says there's a
time to talk and a time to fight.
467
00:22:21,852 --> 00:22:23,918
And this is a time to fight.
468
00:22:23,954 --> 00:22:26,154
You mean, you'd really fight me?
469
00:22:26,189 --> 00:22:29,591
If I have to.
470
00:22:29,626 --> 00:22:32,439
Even though we both know I'd end
up dustin' this room with your head,
471
00:22:32,463 --> 00:22:34,295
you ain't afraid?
472
00:22:34,331 --> 00:22:36,331
Not after what you
taught me today.
473
00:22:36,366 --> 00:22:39,267
I need you and I ain't
lettin' you go no place.
474
00:22:48,979 --> 00:22:51,513
Then I ain't goin', champ.
475
00:23:00,357 --> 00:23:02,991
Hey, what's this?
Somebody going someplace?
476
00:23:03,027 --> 00:23:04,292
Oh, no.
477
00:23:04,328 --> 00:23:05,760
It's just something...
478
00:23:05,795 --> 00:23:07,773
We're just cleaning out our
drawers, right, little brother?
479
00:23:07,797 --> 00:23:10,365
Right, big brother.
480
00:23:10,401 --> 00:23:13,468
Hey, that eye is really
something, isn't it? Mmm-hmm.
481
00:23:13,504 --> 00:23:15,548
Did you at least
get in one good lick?
482
00:23:15,572 --> 00:23:20,308
Mmm. I swung four times at
the Gooch, but I only hit him once.
483
00:23:20,343 --> 00:23:21,877
Well, it's not too bad, huh?
484
00:23:21,912 --> 00:23:23,745
The other three
times, I hit myself.
485
00:23:26,717 --> 00:23:29,028
Well, I hope you guys learnt
your lesson about fighting.
486
00:23:29,052 --> 00:23:30,519
Shoot, I sure have.
487
00:23:30,554 --> 00:23:32,298
There's to be no more fightin',
488
00:23:32,322 --> 00:23:34,690
unless it's
absolutely necessary.
489
00:23:34,725 --> 00:23:37,003
Not even pillow fightin'. Right.
490
00:23:37,027 --> 00:23:38,472
Oh, well, come on.
Let's not overdo it.
491
00:23:38,496 --> 00:23:41,764
There's nothing wrong
with a little pillow fight.
492
00:23:43,501 --> 00:23:45,300
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
493
00:23:45,335 --> 00:23:47,247
You got that, champ. Let's go.
494
00:23:47,271 --> 00:23:48,649
Oh, hey, come
on. That's not fair.
495
00:23:48,673 --> 00:23:50,350
That's two against one.
496
00:23:50,374 --> 00:23:51,840
Mrs. Garrett!
497
00:24:20,671 --> 00:24:24,673
♪ Now the world don't move
to the beat of just one drum
498
00:24:24,709 --> 00:24:28,777
♪ What might be right for
you may not be right for some
499
00:24:28,813 --> 00:24:32,681
♪ A man is born
he's a man of means
500
00:24:32,717 --> 00:24:34,650
♪ Then along come two
501
00:24:34,685 --> 00:24:36,663
♪ They got nothin'
but their jeans
502
00:24:36,687 --> 00:24:38,687
♪ But they got Diff'rent Strokes
503
00:24:38,723 --> 00:24:40,723
♪ It takes Diff'rent Strokes
504
00:24:40,758 --> 00:24:43,559
♪ It takes Diff'rent
Strokes to move the world
505
00:24:43,594 --> 00:24:45,160
♪ Yes, it does
506
00:24:45,195 --> 00:24:48,596
♪ It takes Diff'rent Strokes
to move the world! ♪
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