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-From AVALON Hollywood,
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welcome to "Carol Burnett:
90 Years of Laughter + Love."
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Tonight, the biggest stars
of stage, screen, and television
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have gathered to celebrate
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the one, the only,
the incomparable Carol Burnett
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for an unforgettable evening
of comedy, music, and memories.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Steve Carell.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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**
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-Good evening,
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and welcome to "Carol Burnett:
90 Years of Laughter + Love."
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Tonight, you will see
an amazing gathering
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of talented performers,
friends, and fans
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from every generation,
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except babies,
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who are here
to celebrate the hilarious,
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incredible, one-of-a-kind,
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no-one-like-her Carol Burnett.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Over the next 17 hours,
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we are going to enjoy
some of the funniest
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and very best moments
of her career
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in television, film,
and the Broadway stage.
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People often ask me who were
my greatest comedy influences.
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And as a kid growing up
in the '70s,
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there were too many
to choose from.
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Raymond Burr, Pat Nixon,
Johnny Mathis,
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the woman from those
commercials who kept saying,
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"Where's the beef?"
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But let me tell you something.
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Carol Burnett lands
a solid fifth on that list.
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I know that you are
a very humble person
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and that this all might be
kind of difficult for you.
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And really all I can say is,
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you got to brace yourself
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because we are about
to lay it on really thick.
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So, let's get started, shall we?
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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And I think
the best way to begin
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is at the beginning.
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-I began my life
in show business as a fan.
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As a little girl,
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there was nothing I loved more
than going to the movies
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with my grandmother, Nanny,
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and I just wanted to climb
into the screen and live there.
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At UCLA, I was going
to major in journalism,
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and they didn't have
a major in journalism.
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So I looked in the catalog,
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and I found
Theater Arts/English.
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I didn't realize that,
as a freshman,
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when you're in
the Theater Arts department,
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you had to take
an acting course.
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And I was terrified.
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And I was in this class
with about 10 other students.
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And I had to do a scene,
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and they cracked up.
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The students cracked up.
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They laughed and all like that,
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and I thought,
"This is a good feeling.
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I think I want to pursue this."
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The bug bit
when I heard the laughter.
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I joined a musical-comedy
workshop at UCLA.
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I remember I did a scene
from "Annie Get Your Gun."
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And there was a tap
on my shoulder,
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and it was this gentleman
and his wife.
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He said,
"We really enjoyed you.
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What do you want
to do with your life?"
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And I said, "Well, someday
I want to go to New York."
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And he said,
"Why aren't you there now?"
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Well, we were --
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We were not wealthy.
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Let me put it this way.
We were poor.
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So I had no money
to go to New York.
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And I just said, "Well,
someday I hope I can save up
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to be able to go."
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And he said,
"I'll lend you the money.
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"There are stipulations.
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"You pay it back
within five years if you can,
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"if you're successful.
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"You must never reveal my name.
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You must pay it forward
and help others out."
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Well, that was my ticket
to New York.
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**
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-And hello, everyone.
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I am Sheryl Lee Ralph.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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And I just want to tell you,
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Miss -- mmm! -- Carol Burnett,
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look at you at 90,
looking like a snack.
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[ Applause ]
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Girl, I'm honored and I am happy
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to be here this evening
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to tell you that you changed
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my 9-year-old life forever.
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It was the '60s.
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It was the '60s, people,
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and you welcomed me
into that 12-inch box.
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Yes, you did.
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And I watched you welcome,
embrace
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Sammy Davis Jr., Pearl Bailey,
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Nancy Wilson -- the Black one --
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[ Laughter ]
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Flip Wilson,
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The Jackson 5.
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You hugged them.
You kissed them.
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You performed with them
on the stage.
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And by seeing that,
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you let me know
that I could become
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the Sheryl Lee Ralph
that I am still becoming.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Ah.
You got your break on Broadway.
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I got my break on Broadway.
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It was "Dreamgirls" for me.
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[ Applause ]
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And for you, it was
"Once Upon a Mattress."
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Well, here I am.
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Who's the lucky man?
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-"Once Upon a Mattress"
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was a big, huge break for me.
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-* I've always been shy-y-y-y
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* I confess that I'm shy-y-y-y
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* Can't you guess
that this confident air *
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* Is a mask that I wear
'cause I'm shy? *
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-And then there was television.
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-* When your car
is asked to stop *
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* By a handsome traffic cop
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* Lest you want
a ticket or two *
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* Give them the ooh-la-la
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-* I made a fool of myself
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* Over John Foster Dulles
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-The John Foster Dulles song
was written by Ken Welch,
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who was my coach
and special material writer.
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Now, for those of you
who don't remember,
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John Foster Dulles
was the Secretary of State,
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and he was aptly named.
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He was dull.
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Kenny wrote the song,
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and then I was asked to go
on the Jack Paar show.
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There was such a big reaction,
Jack had me come back.
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And then Ed Sullivan
had me do it on Sunday.
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So, three times that week,
I did the Dulles number.
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Garry Moore had a variety show,
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which was a very big hit,
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and Martha Raye,
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who was a brilliant comedienne,
was the guest,
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but she came down with
a terrible case of bronchitis.
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And Gary said,
"Can you come over
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and be the guest
and replace Martha?"
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Well, I ran over there
like Road Runner.
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And Gary explained to the
audience there in the studio
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that I had just come in
to do this,
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and the audience
was very supportive.
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Then, as a result, Bob Banner,
the executive producer,
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asked me if I would want to be
a regular on Gary's show.
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**
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-[ Ululating ]
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Fear not, Queenie!
Here I come!
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[ Ululating ]
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**
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-Here she is --
the one and only Lily Tomlin.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Carol, I can't
tell you how many years
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Jane Wagner, my partner,
and I have marveled
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over your one-woman extravaganza
of humor and love.
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And that has really blessed the
world throughout your career.
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I, um -- I've got a story
about your impact on me
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that I wanted to share.
-What's that?
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-[ Laughs ]
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When I was starting out
and had just been on "Laugh-In"
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for two or three weeks,
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I was over at the CBS lot,
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where your iconic show
was filmed.
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And I was totally rigid
with fear
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that I would run into you
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and you wouldn't know
who I was, either.
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And I heard your voice
in the hall.
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And I -- It was --
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I didn't have time enough
to fake my own death, so --
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so I just, uh --
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I -- We literally
bumped into each other.
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And I heard you saying,
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"Lily Tomlin, one ringy dingy,
two ringy dingys."
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You absolutely knew
who I was, and you --
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-Well, yes.
-And you knew --
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I'd only been on the air
a couple of weeks
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or three weeks or something.
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And you were so kind
and so generous to me.
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And you talked to me
for a long time.
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And you gave me all the
confidence in the world.
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Carol -- That is --
You are, Carol, right?
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The love that we're
all showing you here tonight
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is small payback
for all the love
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you've shown us
through the years.
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**
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-Coming up, Kristin Chenoweth
and Bernadette Peters
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celebrate Carol and her best
chum, Julie Andrews.
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Then later, Amy Poehler, Cher,
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.
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-Well, hello there.
It's Dolly.
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And I want to be among
all the wonderful people
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and all the many people
that are gonna say
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happy 90th birthday to Carol.
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* Happy birthday to you
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**
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-Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome Kristin Chenoweth
and Bernadette Peters.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Back in the day,
as a die-hard Carol fan,
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I would just get so excited
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when her specials
were about to happen
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because everybody wanted
to take the stage with Carol --
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Robin Williams,
Lucille Ball, Dolly Parton,
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just to name a few.
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-One of my favorites
was her special
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with an amazing opera star,
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the legendary Beverly Sills.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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I think I must have watched
"Sills and Burnett at the Met"
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like a thousand times.
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-We wore these jerseys
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for you people up there
and up there and up there
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so that you could tell us apart.
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-Beverly Sills --
her nickname was "Bubbles."
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She had the greatest
personality.
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It was one of the greatest
experiences I've ever had.
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-The only difference
between us is one little octave.
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-One octave?
-Eight little notes.
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-You're kidding.
That's it? Really?
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That's the only difference
between our voices,
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eight little no-- one octave?
-One octave.
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-So, what's the big deal?
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**
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* We're only an octave apart
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* Eight little steps
on the musical line *
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* Eight little steps
between your pipes and mine *
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* Only an octave apart
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-* We-e-e're
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* Only an octave apart
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* Eight little steps
on the musical line *
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* Eight little steps
between your pipes *
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* And mi-i-i-ne
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* Only an octave apart
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[ Applause ]
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**
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-* My F is here
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-* My A is here
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-* My A is here
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-* My D is here
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-* My D is he-e-e-e-re
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-[ Smooches ]
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* Ha ha
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-* Ha-ha
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-* Ha-ah, ha ha
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-* Ah, ah, ahhhhhhh
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-* Ha ha-a
-* Ha ha-a
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-* Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
-* Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
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-* Ha, ha, ha, ha
-* Ha, ha, ha, ha
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-* Ha, ha
-* Ha, ha
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-* We're only an octave apart
-* We're only an octave apart
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-* Eight little steps
-* Eight little steps
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-* On the musical line
-* On the musical line
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-* Eight little steps
-* Eight little steps
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-* Between your pipes and mine
-* Between your pipes and mine
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-* Only an octave
-* Only an octave
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-* Only an octave
-* Only an octave
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-* One teensy-weensy
-* One teensy-weensy
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-* Eensy-beensy little octave
-* Eensy-beensy little octave
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-* A-A-A-A-A
-* A-A-A-A-A
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* A-A-A-A-A
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-[ Chuckles ] You are the
highest singer I've ever met.
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-And you are the lowest.
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[ Laughter ]
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-* Apa-a-a-a-rt
-* Apa-a-a-a-rt
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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I love you.
-Ah.
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Before we go any further,
we want to give a shout-out
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to our music director,
John McDaniel,
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and our incredible
19-piece orchestra.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
283
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Bravo!
284
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-There were so many great
Carol Burnett specials,
285
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but the most
legendary Carol specials
286
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were shared with her dear,
dear friend,
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her pal, her chum,
Miss Julie Andrews.
288
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[ Cheers and applause ]
289
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-Julie and I never shut up
talking to each other.
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It was like we had known
each other from the get-go.
291
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So, the idea was born
that Julie and I
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should do a special together.
293
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And so we wound up doing three.
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You are heaven!
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You know what you are?
You're cotton candy.
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You're Christmas!
You're carnivals!
297
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-What?
-You're a little girl
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in her first prom dress,
299
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on her first date,
all dressed up,
300
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tripping down the stairs
with stars in her eye.
301
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-You're hay rides.
You're -- You're Halloween.
302
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You're firecrackers
on the 4th of July.
303
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You're a little child
at his first ballgame
304
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waving his pennant
in the breeze.
305
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Um...you're our boys overseas!
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To do something on purpose,
307
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you would have
to do something like, um...
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that.
309
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-I've never seen anyone work
as hard as Julie does.
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Simply maintaining that accent
is an enormous accomplishment.
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**
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-I think you are
the most wonderful performer
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in the whole universe.
315
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-Alright.
You got one more chance.
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-Oh! Thank you!
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**
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You like a little...?
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**
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-I hate this instrument.
321
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-So-o-o we'll be partners *
-So-o-o we'll be partners *
322
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* Just like hot dogs
and mustard *
323
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-* A twosome, a duet
-* A twosome, a duet
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-* We'll be buddies
-* We'll be buddies
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-* Just like
Huntley and Brinkley *
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* We're
-* Andrews
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-* And Burnett
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-Wherever we go, we belong *
-Wherever we go, we belong *
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-* We belong
-* We belong
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-* We belong togethe-e-e-r
-* We belong togethe-e-e-r
331
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[ Cheers and applause ]
332
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-We really wanted to dedicate
a song to Carol and Julie
333
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that pays tribute
to their talent
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and their 60-plus-year
friendship.
335
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-And what better song
for two old friends
336
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than the classic "Old Friends,"
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written by their close friend
Stephen Sondheim?
338
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[ Applause ]
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[ "Old Friends" plays ]
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-* Hey, old friend
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* Are you okay, old friend?
342
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* What do you say, old friend?
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* Are we or aren't we unique?
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-* Time goes by
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* Everything else
keeps changing *
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* You and I
347
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* We get continued next week
348
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-* Most friends fade
349
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* Or they don't
make the grade *
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* New ones are quickly made =
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* And in a pinch,
sure, they'll do *
352
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* But us, old friends
353
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* What's to discuss,
old friends? *
354
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* New friends pour
through the revolving door *
355
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* Maybe there's one
that's more *
356
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* If you find one, that'll do
357
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* But us, old friends
358
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* What's to discuss,
old friends? *
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* Here's to you
360
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* Who's like you?
361
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* Damn fe-e-e-w
362
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[ Cheers and applause ]
363
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-Aww.
364
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I know!
365
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[ Chuckling ]
Old chum.
366
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Thank you, ladies,
on behalf of both of us, right?
367
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Yeah. What huge
memories that brought back.
368
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:45,920
I mean, that tea party sketch,
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when we were smashing things
all over each other,
370
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was such ridiculous fun.
371
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And what makes --
-You had fun.
372
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-Yeah. [ Laughs ]
Well, you did to start with.
373
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Yes, you did.
What makes me smile
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is that both of us
just sat there and took it all.
375
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I mean, we took the punishment.
376
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,840
I liken it to sort of
being Laurel and Hardy.
377
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,580
They used to just sit there
and have it happen.
378
00:20:08,610 --> 00:20:13,550
I cannot believe
that it's been 62 years,
379
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if not more, I think,
since we first met, chum.
380
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-Yes, it was.
-Yeah, yeah.
381
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And it's gone by so fast,
it's been ridiculous.
382
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Since then,
we've shared the stage
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on three delicious
television specials,
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we've appeared together
from time to time,
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we've had so many dinners,
shared so many phone calls,
386
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and we've gone from landlines
to cellphones to texts.
387
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And, oh, have we laughed
along the way.
388
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We've shared confidences.
389
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And so often you've been
the one I've called
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when times were rough and I
needed a shoulder to cry on.
391
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I can't imagine anywhere
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that I would rather be
than here beside you tonight.
393
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And I'm thrilled to be here.
394
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And I love you very,
very much, my dear chum.
395
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[ Applause ]
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**
397
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-Up next, Amy Poehler audience
questions, Carol Burnett-style.
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.
399
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,850
-Carol, getting to turn
90 and in great health --
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what a powerful testimony
for living strong,
401
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living well,
living with laughter.
402
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,690
Thank you for all the joy
403
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you've brought to all of us
all these years.
404
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,370
-Can we turn up the lights
so we can talk to the audience?
405
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,870
before we get --
[ Gasps ]
406
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:39,040
Are there any questions
you might -- Yes?
407
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:41,510
-I wrote a small poem about you
I'd like to read.
408
00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:43,570
-Alright. Why don't you
stand up and read it?
409
00:21:43,610 --> 00:21:45,340
What's your name?
-Danny Kruger.
410
00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:47,010
-Hi, Danny.
-Hi.
411
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"I'm in love
with a wonderful girl,
412
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"but there's a catch.
Oh, brother.
413
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:52,650
"The girl I love,
this glorious girl,
414
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is old enough
to be my mother."
415
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,020
-Sit down, Danny.
416
00:21:59,060 --> 00:22:03,260
Q&A started because
the executive producer said,
417
00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:05,400
"Instead of having a comic,
418
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:08,130
why don't you come out
and warm up the audience?"
419
00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:09,970
-You want me to do
the Tarzan yell? Alright.
420
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000
[ Clears throat ]
421
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,970
-Ahhhh-ah-ah--
422
00:22:14,010 --> 00:22:17,240
Oh!
423
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,210
I lost it.
424
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,680
Ahhhh-ah-ah--
425
00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:23,780
[ Chuckles ]
426
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,480
Yes?
-What kind of soap do they use
427
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:30,860
to clean the floor?
428
00:22:30,890 --> 00:22:34,130
-I think
that's a little personal.
429
00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:35,990
You have a vinyl floor at home
you want to clean?
430
00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:38,400
Is that it?
Yeah. Where is it?
431
00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:40,570
In the bathroom or the kitchen?
432
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,630
All over?
433
00:22:42,670 --> 00:22:45,040
You have vinyl
all over your house?
434
00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:48,140
-Just on the floor.
435
00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:49,770
-I love you!
436
00:22:49,810 --> 00:22:53,980
-[ Ululating ]
437
00:22:54,010 --> 00:22:55,650
[ Applause ]
438
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:59,350
-Please give a warm welcome
to Amy Poehler.
439
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:01,820
[ Cheers and applause ]
440
00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:09,290
-Good evening.
441
00:23:09,330 --> 00:23:11,860
One of my favorite parts
of "The Carol Burnett Show"
442
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was what we just saw,
443
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when Carol would come out
on stage
444
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,840
and answer questions
from her audience.
445
00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:21,740
It always felt
spontaneous and real,
446
00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:25,780
and Carol's genuine warmth
always came through.
447
00:23:25,810 --> 00:23:29,180
And to be honest, it --
it looked kind of easy.
448
00:23:29,210 --> 00:23:32,650
So, in honor of those moments,
449
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:37,160
I'm gonna do my own version
of that tonight.
450
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So, um, this should be fun.
451
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,130
Let's just see
who has questions for me.
452
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,490
Anyone? Questions?
453
00:23:42,530 --> 00:23:45,800
Yes. You, ma'am.
454
00:23:45,830 --> 00:23:48,370
-What happens to us
when we die?
455
00:23:56,570 --> 00:23:59,240
-Wow. Right out of the gate.
[ Chuckles ]
456
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,380
That's a big one.
457
00:24:00,410 --> 00:24:02,810
Um, it's an important question,
458
00:24:02,850 --> 00:24:05,920
but let me just,
like, get warmed up first.
459
00:24:05,950 --> 00:24:08,520
But we'll get back to that
'cause that's important.
460
00:24:08,550 --> 00:24:10,220
Anyone else? Anyone else
have their hand raised?
461
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:11,460
Yes. You, sir.
462
00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:15,290
-Yes. Hi. How do you think
the world will end?
463
00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:17,900
Nuclear disaster
or climate change?
464
00:24:23,430 --> 00:24:25,670
-That's another heavy one.
[ Chuckles ]
465
00:24:25,700 --> 00:24:29,940
I remember these being more fun.
466
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:33,640
I feel like the '70s
were a little more fun.
467
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,910
So, does anyone have, like,
a softball-type question,
468
00:24:36,950 --> 00:24:39,550
you know, something like, "Oh,
what's your favorite color?"
469
00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:41,720
or, "What makes you laugh?"
Anything like that?
470
00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:44,890
Yes. You.
471
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,430
-What makes you laugh?
-Oh, great question.
472
00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:51,800
I think I just love watching
funny and deluded characters,
473
00:24:51,830 --> 00:24:55,200
which is why Carol's work
is so dear to my heart.
474
00:24:55,230 --> 00:24:56,930
-You know, what makes me laugh
475
00:24:56,970 --> 00:25:02,240
is when scientists create robots
with artificial intelligence
476
00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:05,080
that will one day
replace us all.
477
00:25:05,110 --> 00:25:08,880
-Okay.
478
00:25:08,910 --> 00:25:12,920
I couldn't really hear
that last part, but...
479
00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:15,390
I think I heard you say,
480
00:25:15,420 --> 00:25:19,090
"Can you try to do
Carol's Tarzan yell?"
481
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:23,830
And, okay, here goes.
482
00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:25,860
Ahhhhhh-ah-ah--
483
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,400
I take it back.
This is so hard.
484
00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:30,400
I'm so sorry, Carol.
485
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,740
Nothing you did was easy.
486
00:25:31,770 --> 00:25:33,710
This was not easy.
487
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:36,140
Your Q&A's
were much harder than I thought.
488
00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:39,510
Please, let's continue to take
a look at the best of Carol
489
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:40,850
on "The Carol Burnett Show."
490
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,980
And I'm sorry I even tried this.
491
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:46,680
-I loved being
all those different characters.
492
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,620
-Stella Toddler?
493
00:25:48,650 --> 00:25:49,590
-Yes?
494
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:51,290
-This is your lifetime!
495
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,420
-[ Gasps ]
496
00:25:53,460 --> 00:25:55,860
-iAy caramba!
497
00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:00,900
Ha!
498
00:26:00,930 --> 00:26:02,830
My enchiladas --
499
00:26:02,870 --> 00:26:07,310
they were hot, hot, hot!
500
00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:11,440
And now --
501
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:16,750
Now my enchiladas
are cold, cold, cold.
502
00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:18,850
-Mrs. Wiggins, could you
come in here now and --
503
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,690
-Hello?
504
00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:31,730
-Could you come in?
505
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:50,250
Uh, "Dear. Mr. Del Mar,
506
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,650
"uh, in regards
507
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:58,690
"to your letter of the 25th,
508
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:02,060
"I feel that a written reply
509
00:27:02,090 --> 00:27:06,230
"is in the keeping
of the company policy,
510
00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:10,300
"rather than seeing you
in person.
511
00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:15,370
"And so I am forwarding this
letter at this time
512
00:27:15,410 --> 00:27:24,950
to you --"
513
00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:28,450
Are you going to memorize this?
514
00:27:28,490 --> 00:27:30,090
-Eunice spoke to me.
I don't know.
515
00:27:30,090 --> 00:27:32,560
The frustration, the angst,
516
00:27:32,590 --> 00:27:35,860
the wanting to be somebody,
517
00:27:35,890 --> 00:27:37,500
but not quite making it.
518
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,130
I just felt for her.
519
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,870
-Now, you listen to me.
520
00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,970
I told you what the signal was.
521
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,540
This is the signal
for proper name.
522
00:27:45,570 --> 00:27:47,440
This is the signal for that.
523
00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:51,110
Now, I am going to give you
a proper name,
524
00:27:51,110 --> 00:27:53,680
and then I am going to
give you a sounds like.
525
00:27:53,710 --> 00:27:57,120
Now, come on, Mama!
You know this song!
526
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:01,150
-Well, how the hell can I think
with you screaming at me?!
527
00:28:01,190 --> 00:28:03,250
Proper name!
528
00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:05,260
Sounds like!
529
00:28:05,290 --> 00:28:07,060
-Stomach hand!
-Unh!
530
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,060
-Pain!
-Mnh!
531
00:28:08,090 --> 00:28:09,160
-Agony!
-Ugh!
532
00:28:09,190 --> 00:28:10,160
-Belly!
-Yeah!
533
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,730
-Sounds like "belly"!
534
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,700
"Wait Till the Sun Shines
Belly!"
535
00:28:14,730 --> 00:28:17,300
-I'm gonna kill you!
536
00:28:17,340 --> 00:28:20,340
-Coming up, more great
laughs from Carol's career.
537
00:28:20,370 --> 00:28:22,810
Plus, Billy Porter,
Vicki Lawrence,
538
00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:29,280
.
539
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,250
-Carol Burnett,
I am honored to celebrate you
540
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,380
on your 90th birthday.
541
00:28:35,190 --> 00:28:37,490
You know, growing up
in our household,
542
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:42,590
your show was one of the ones
that we could watch as a family.
543
00:28:42,630 --> 00:28:45,960
My dad loved Tim Conway,
and -- I'll be honest --
544
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,230
maybe I had a little bit
of a crush on Lyle Waggoner.
545
00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:53,370
But it was your wit,
your heart and boldness
546
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,710
that always stole
the show for me.
547
00:28:56,740 --> 00:29:00,740
So, on this birthday, I hope
you feel all the love and joy
548
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,910
you have given
millions of families
549
00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:05,580
reflected right back at you.
550
00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:10,120
I love you so much, Carol.
And happy birthday.
551
00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:12,190
-From "The Carol Burnett Show,"
552
00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:14,460
here's Vicki Lawrence.
553
00:29:14,490 --> 00:29:16,830
[ Cheers and applause ]
554
00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:19,960
**
555
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:28,210
[ Cheers and applause continue ]
556
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,080
Stop.
557
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,680
Stop. You'll make me cry.
558
00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:39,320
Who gets a fan letter
from a gawky teenager,
559
00:29:39,350 --> 00:29:41,080
looks up her family's number,
560
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,890
calls her on the phone,
561
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,160
and makes arrangements
to come to see her
562
00:29:45,190 --> 00:29:48,130
in the Miss Fireball contest?
563
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:50,230
Carol.
564
00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:53,130
Who, on a hunch,
hires that 17-year-old
565
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,300
to play her sister
on her new variety show?
566
00:29:56,330 --> 00:29:57,870
Carol.
567
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,800
Thanks to Carol, I got to go
to the Harvard School of Comedy
568
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,540
in front of America.
569
00:30:02,570 --> 00:30:05,040
People always ask me --
I don't know if they ask you,
570
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,340
but they always ask me,
571
00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:08,810
"Did you guys have as much fun
as it looked like?"
572
00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:13,420
And I always answer,
"You have no idea."
573
00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:16,320
-Vicki, you've got a gold
record.
574
00:30:16,350 --> 00:30:18,620
-[ Gasps ]
575
00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:20,320
-Have any questions
you might like --
576
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,390
The gentleman there
who falls asleep during our show
577
00:30:22,430 --> 00:30:24,460
wants to ask you a question.
-How old are you?
578
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,660
-No, no.
-Ah.
579
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,570
-Oh, there you are.
580
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,030
-Oh, my darling,
come into my arms.
581
00:30:30,070 --> 00:30:33,200
-Together at last.
-Ohh!
582
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,410
-Harvey had the best
comedy chops of anybody
583
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,610
I've ever worked with.
584
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,180
-Molly?
-Hmm?
585
00:30:39,210 --> 00:30:43,110
-Why don't we have
another kid?
586
00:30:43,150 --> 00:30:45,180
-Man turning into beast.
587
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:49,720
Don't you know there's no such
things as "werewoooolves"?
588
00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:53,090
-Hello? Anderson residence.
Hello?
589
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,760
Hello --
590
00:30:54,790 --> 00:30:57,430
Oh, foolish me.
591
00:30:57,460 --> 00:30:59,500
Hello?
592
00:30:59,530 --> 00:31:04,300
-Mr. Handsome, there's a
Miss Fusco to see you, sir.
593
00:31:07,470 --> 00:31:09,940
-Hello there.
594
00:31:09,970 --> 00:31:12,940
-Tim Conway --
that little mind never quit.
595
00:31:12,980 --> 00:31:15,210
-Fire!
596
00:31:19,380 --> 00:31:21,820
-[ Imitates
elephant trumpeting ]
597
00:31:21,850 --> 00:31:23,850
-Don't touch anything
until the police arrive.
598
00:31:23,890 --> 00:31:25,390
Fingerprints, you know.
599
00:31:25,420 --> 00:31:26,890
Put on your gloves.
600
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,560
-But I've just waxed
the doorknob.
601
00:31:28,590 --> 00:31:30,930
-He would be coming up with
bits of business
602
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,130
that were just brilliant.
603
00:31:50,010 --> 00:31:52,250
-I'm sorry, sir.
604
00:32:19,710 --> 00:32:23,310
-And so, many times,
that's what we used.
605
00:32:23,350 --> 00:32:27,320
So, I always wanted to let him
go and let him do his thing.
606
00:32:27,350 --> 00:32:29,620
I don't know what made
Vicki the perfect Mama
607
00:32:29,650 --> 00:32:32,120
except that she is
a perfect talent.
608
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,490
-Aha!
609
00:32:35,530 --> 00:32:37,390
Aha!!
610
00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:41,030
Oh! Oh, Camilla.
What are you doing here?
611
00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:42,970
-Well, I could ask you
the same question,
612
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,200
but it's perfectly obvious
what you're doing here.
613
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,840
You and this
little Norwegian nothing
614
00:32:46,870 --> 00:32:48,340
have a lot of nerve
doing this to me,
615
00:32:48,370 --> 00:32:50,270
and I won't stand for it!
I won't! I won't!
616
00:32:50,310 --> 00:32:52,580
I'm a big Hollywood star.
Do you hear me?
617
00:32:52,610 --> 00:32:54,280
A big Hollywood star!
618
00:32:54,310 --> 00:32:56,410
And I will not have you
treating me like an extra.
619
00:32:56,450 --> 00:32:58,920
I've worked a long time
to get where I am,
620
00:32:58,950 --> 00:33:01,390
and I will never be
humiliated like this again!
621
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:04,490
Never, never, never!
622
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,460
-Oh, that's wonderful.
623
00:33:07,490 --> 00:33:08,590
-[ Shrieks ]
624
00:33:08,630 --> 00:33:10,530
-I have twin sons.
625
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,530
One son is werewolf.
626
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:16,130
The other son is a lead singer
in a rock group.
627
00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:19,400
When the moon is full,
you couldn't tell them apart.
628
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,570
Go raise children.
629
00:33:22,610 --> 00:33:25,440
-She was 18
when we discovered her,
630
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,110
and I think she was 24
when we had her play Mama.
631
00:33:29,110 --> 00:33:31,250
She learned all about comedy
632
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,180
in front of 30 million
people a week.
633
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,820
-You're really nuts, you know?
634
00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:37,790
-Nuts?
-One of these days
635
00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:39,790
they're gonna come over here
and lock you up.
636
00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:41,490
-Oh, lay off of me, will you?
-You ain't playing
637
00:33:41,530 --> 00:33:44,530
with a full deck, Eunice.
638
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,000
I think somebody
blew your pilot light out.
639
00:33:56,210 --> 00:34:00,080
-Oh, boy.
640
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,280
That's a new one, Mama.
641
00:34:03,310 --> 00:34:05,550
[ Applause ]
642
00:34:09,550 --> 00:34:12,090
-I think I might be
the luckiest person here tonight
643
00:34:12,090 --> 00:34:13,890
because I'm the one
who got to spend
644
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,760
11 of the best years of my life
working with this lady --
645
00:34:16,790 --> 00:34:19,260
or, as you love to say,
playing in the sandbox.
646
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:20,960
-Absolutely.
-Yes.
647
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
They asked me
to pick a favorite clip
648
00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:25,370
to share here tonight,
and I thought,
649
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,770
"Well, I could maybe
narrow it down to --
650
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,810
I don't know -- maybe 200."
651
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,340
And then I got to thinking
about all the incredible music
652
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:34,140
that we did on your show.
653
00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:37,410
And we had the special music
material writers,
654
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:40,650
you know, who would write these
incredible musical take-offs,
655
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,950
amazing medleys.
656
00:34:41,990 --> 00:34:44,690
So, what I picked
means a lot to me.
657
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:48,020
It was the final episode
of the season in 1975,
658
00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:51,360
and I was pregnant
with my very first child.
659
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,230
I was, like, very pregnant,
660
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:55,800
like, 10 minutes
from giving birth.
661
00:34:55,830 --> 00:34:58,140
And as my due date grew closer,
662
00:34:58,140 --> 00:35:02,410
Ken and Mitzie Welch put
together a medley of lullabies.
663
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,340
But I mean, like, every lullaby
you've ever heard in your life.
664
00:35:05,380 --> 00:35:06,780
It was incredible.
665
00:35:06,810 --> 00:35:08,850
Did we have so much fun
rehearsing that?
666
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,180
It was so much fun.
667
00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:12,150
And I think Carol,
being a mom,
668
00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:13,850
knew how much
it would mean to me.
669
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,950
Thank you so much, Carol,
670
00:35:14,990 --> 00:35:16,650
for this memory
and for all the memories.
671
00:35:16,690 --> 00:35:18,690
And I hope there
are a whole lot more.
672
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,090
I love you.
[ Applause ]
673
00:35:21,090 --> 00:35:25,730
-* Close your eyes, sleepyhead
674
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:30,370
* Bright angels will guide you
675
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,710
* Close your eyes, sleepyhead
676
00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:39,240
* Angels gather near your bed
677
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,750
* Lullaby and good night
678
00:35:43,780 --> 00:35:48,250
* Till the dawn's early light
679
00:35:48,290 --> 00:35:52,790
* Lullaby and good night
680
00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:57,830
* Time to turn out the light
681
00:35:57,860 --> 00:36:00,130
[ Baby crying ]
682
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,800
[ Applause ]
683
00:36:01,830 --> 00:36:03,130
-I love you so much.
684
00:36:03,170 --> 00:36:05,100
-Up next,
a special musical tribute
685
00:36:05,140 --> 00:36:06,870
to "Annie" with Jane Lynch,
686
00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:13,280
.
687
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,280
-Hi, Carol. It's Martin Short.
-And I'm -- Well...
688
00:36:17,780 --> 00:36:19,320
-And we are so excited
689
00:36:19,350 --> 00:36:21,920
to be sending our birthday
greetings to you.
690
00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:25,290
Mwah!
-Because you are 90 years old
691
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,460
and we have loved you
for every year of our lives
692
00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:30,490
except for the part
where we weren't born yet.
693
00:36:30,530 --> 00:36:33,100
But happy birthday.
-Yeah. Oh, happy birthday
694
00:36:33,130 --> 00:36:36,230
Mwah! We love you, genius girl.
695
00:36:36,270 --> 00:36:39,600
-Please welcome Oscar winner
Charlize Theron.
696
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,970
[ Applause ]
697
00:36:43,010 --> 00:36:45,540
-I am a huge fan
of the classic movies,
698
00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:48,380
films like "Sunset Boulevard,"
"Show Boat,"
699
00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:50,510
"The Little Foxes,"
"Gone with the Wind."
700
00:36:50,550 --> 00:36:53,280
But you know what I love more?
701
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,020
It's what you and your cast
702
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,520
did to them
on "The Carol Burnett Show."
703
00:36:57,550 --> 00:37:01,530
So, your take on them
was brilliant.
704
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:05,260
Those parodies had
great music, amazing costumes,
705
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:08,270
wonderful dialogue,
and unforgettable characters.
706
00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:11,840
Let's take a look
at your great parodies.
707
00:37:11,870 --> 00:37:13,500
-To Nora Desmond,
708
00:37:13,540 --> 00:37:16,910
the greatest silent film star
of them all.
709
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,680
-Max?
-Yes, madam?
710
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:28,090
-Is there someone there?
-Yes, madam.
711
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,350
-Good.
712
00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:43,100
-No!
713
00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:47,800
I shall remain steadfast
against your lustful urgings,
714
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,580
never, never submitting
to your wanton sexual appetites
715
00:37:51,610 --> 00:37:53,940
and your mad burning passions
716
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:56,710
and your need
to ravish and debauch.
717
00:37:56,750 --> 00:38:03,050
Say something, Captain!
Say something!
718
00:38:03,050 --> 00:38:04,690
-This is it,
719
00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:08,530
the first human contact with
a being from another planet.
720
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,130
-Speak for yourself.
721
00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:28,280
-That shape!
722
00:38:28,310 --> 00:38:31,080
That form!
723
00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:33,680
Why, he looks almost
724
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:37,090
like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
725
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,320
-Oh, darling. Don't worry.
726
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,590
I'll get you the finest doctor
that money can buy.
727
00:38:42,630 --> 00:38:44,930
**
728
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,400
-Hello.
-Who are you?
729
00:38:46,430 --> 00:38:48,430
-I'm the finest doctor
money can buy.
730
00:38:48,470 --> 00:38:51,670
**
731
00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:54,540
-How did you know she was sick?
-I heard the music.
732
00:38:54,570 --> 00:38:57,270
I'm afraid she only
has five minutes to live.
733
00:38:57,310 --> 00:39:00,040
[ Dramatic music plays ]
-Oh, no.
734
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,550
Oh, no.
735
00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:04,080
I'll act as though
nothing had happened.
736
00:39:04,110 --> 00:39:05,780
[ Sniffles ]
737
00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:08,550
[ High-pitched voice ]
Hey, funny face.
738
00:39:08,590 --> 00:39:10,150
Guess what.
-What?
739
00:39:10,190 --> 00:39:11,250
-The doctor says
you're gonna be alright.
740
00:39:11,290 --> 00:39:13,960
There's nothing wrong.
How about that?
741
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:16,330
Hey, how'd you like
something to eat?
742
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,160
I'd love a 4-minute egg.
743
00:39:20,660 --> 00:39:24,940
-Starlet, I love you.
That gown is gorgeous.
744
00:39:24,970 --> 00:39:26,370
-Thank you.
I saw it in the window,
745
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,070
and I just couldn't resist it.
746
00:39:30,110 --> 00:39:33,840
-Please give a warm welcome
to the movie's original Annie,
747
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,850
Aileen Quinn.
748
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,880
[ Cheers and applause ]
749
00:39:37,910 --> 00:39:39,950
**
750
00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:43,950
-No one was better than Carol
at those hilarious parodies.
751
00:39:43,990 --> 00:39:45,620
I enjoyed watching that.
752
00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:49,490
But let's not forget she's also
a brilliant film actress.
753
00:39:49,530 --> 00:39:52,460
-You think I like to see you
so jealous of Nick
754
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:54,100
that you feel
you have to tackle him?
755
00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:55,970
You think that makes me
feel good?
756
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,770
-I think we should get
to the heart of this.
757
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,100
-The heart of this
758
00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:01,640
is that you wish
you had some blond nymph
759
00:40:01,670 --> 00:40:03,340
adoring you like he does.
760
00:40:03,370 --> 00:40:04,940
So, go on. Go find one.
761
00:40:04,980 --> 00:40:08,550
Christ! How long are you gonna
hang on to these fantasies?
762
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:10,980
The reality is you're married
to a middle-aged woman
763
00:40:11,010 --> 00:40:13,450
with a good sense of humor
and dry skin.
764
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,920
And if you don't like it,
then go find yourself a nymph.
765
00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:18,320
-You are an art collector?
766
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,630
**
767
00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:25,500
I think that's just wonderful.
768
00:40:25,530 --> 00:40:27,330
I love art.
769
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,200
Of course, I don't know
too much about it,
770
00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:31,440
but I do know
I love looking at pictures.
771
00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:32,640
I think it would
just be wonderful
772
00:40:32,670 --> 00:40:34,540
to be able
to collect it like that.
773
00:40:34,570 --> 00:40:38,040
**
774
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,480
-And of course
one of the roles
775
00:40:39,510 --> 00:40:42,510
she's most known for
is Miss Hannigan.
776
00:40:42,550 --> 00:40:44,850
[ Applause ]
777
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,980
Yes, in the film
that I was lucky enough
778
00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:48,990
to be a part of -- "Annie."
779
00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:50,890
-Leapin' lizards!
780
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,990
-* Little girls, little girls
781
00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:55,790
* Everywhere I turn
782
00:40:55,830 --> 00:40:57,960
* I can see them
783
00:40:57,990 --> 00:41:00,100
**
784
00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:02,570
* Little girls, little girls
785
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:07,700
* Night and day
I eat, sleep, and breathe them *
786
00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:14,280
* I'm an ordinary woman
with feelings *
787
00:41:14,310 --> 00:41:18,450
* I'd like a man
to nibble on my ear *
788
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:23,620
* But I'll admit
no man has bitten *
789
00:41:23,650 --> 00:41:27,120
* So how come
I'm the mother of the year? *
790
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,130
**
791
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,530
-Ladies and gentlemen,
Jane Lynch.
792
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,530
[ Applause ]
793
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:39,370
**
794
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,910
-* Little cheeks,
little teeth *
795
00:41:41,940 --> 00:41:48,450
* Everything around me
is little *
796
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,550
* If I wring little necks
797
00:41:50,580 --> 00:41:57,150
* Surely I would get
an acquittal *
798
00:41:57,150 --> 00:42:01,320
* Some women are dripping
with diamonds *
799
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:05,600
* Some women are dripping
with pearls *
800
00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:08,100
* Lucky me, lucky me
801
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:11,130
* Look at
what I'm dripping with *
802
00:42:11,170 --> 00:42:14,200
* Little girls
803
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:18,880
**
804
00:42:18,910 --> 00:42:22,110
* How I hate little shoes,
little socks *
805
00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:25,380
* And each little
806
00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:27,680
* Bloomer
807
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:29,890
* I'd have cracked years ago
808
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:36,160
* If it weren't for my
sense of humor *
809
00:42:36,190 --> 00:42:40,900
* Someday I'll land
in the nut house *
810
00:42:40,930 --> 00:42:45,140
* With all the nuts
and the squirrels *
811
00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:47,370
* There I'll stay tucked away
812
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,640
* Till the prohibition of
813
00:42:50,670 --> 00:43:00,650
* Little gi-i-i-rls
814
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,450
[ Cheers and applause ]
815
00:43:04,490 --> 00:43:08,860
Please welcome Billy Porter
and Bernadette Peters.
816
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:13,730
[ "Easy Street" plays ]
817
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:19,400
-* I remember the way
our sainted mother *
818
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,370
* Would sit and croon us
819
00:43:22,410 --> 00:43:26,140
* Her lullaby
820
00:43:26,180 --> 00:43:32,480
* She said, "Kids, there's a
place that's like no other" *
821
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:39,590
* "You got to get there
before you die" *
822
00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:44,630
-* Now, you don't get there
by playing by the rule books *
823
00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:47,660
-* You stack the aces
824
00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:50,900
-* You load the dice
825
00:43:50,930 --> 00:43:54,000
-* Mother dear
826
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:58,780
* Oh, we know you're
827
00:43:58,810 --> 00:44:03,510
* Down there listening
828
00:44:03,550 --> 00:44:07,650
* How can we follow
829
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:13,090
* Your sweet advice
830
00:44:13,090 --> 00:44:16,260
* To
831
00:44:16,290 --> 00:44:20,260
-* Easy street
832
00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:23,930
* Easy street
833
00:44:23,970 --> 00:44:29,270
* Where you sleep till noon
834
00:44:29,310 --> 00:44:31,310
-* Yeah, yeah, yeah
-* Yeah, yeah, yeah
835
00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:33,110
-* Yeah, yeah, yeah
836
00:44:33,110 --> 00:44:36,880
-* She'd repeat
837
00:44:36,910 --> 00:44:41,650
* Easy street
838
00:44:41,690 --> 00:44:49,730
* Better get there soon
839
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,930
-* Easy street
840
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,770
* Easy street
841
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,870
* Annie is the key
842
00:45:01,910 --> 00:45:03,940
-* Yes, sirree
-* Yes, sirree
843
00:45:03,970 --> 00:45:05,680
-* Yes, sirree
-Whoo!
844
00:45:05,710 --> 00:45:10,980
-Yeah!
-* Easy street
845
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,680
* Easy street
846
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:21,090
* That's where we're gonna
847
00:45:21,090 --> 00:45:30,700
* Be-e-e-e
848
00:45:30,730 --> 00:45:34,910
[ Cheers and applause ]
849
00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:40,510
[ "Tomorrow" plays ]
850
00:45:40,540 --> 00:45:47,120
-* When I'm stuck with a day
that's gray and lonely *
851
00:45:47,150 --> 00:45:49,790
* I just stick out my chin
852
00:45:49,820 --> 00:45:54,860
* And grin and say
853
00:45:54,890 --> 00:45:56,590
* Ohh
854
00:45:56,630 --> 00:45:59,130
* Tomorrow, tomorrow
855
00:45:59,130 --> 00:46:01,600
* I love ya, tomorrow
856
00:46:01,630 --> 00:46:05,670
* You're only a day away
857
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:09,070
-* Tomorrow, tomorrow
858
00:46:09,070 --> 00:46:11,510
* I love ya, tomorrow
859
00:46:11,540 --> 00:46:15,680
* You're only a day
860
00:46:15,710 --> 00:46:25,090
* Awa-a-a-a-y
861
00:46:25,090 --> 00:46:28,790
**
862
00:46:28,830 --> 00:46:32,300
[ Cheers and applause ]
863
00:46:32,330 --> 00:46:36,670
-Coming up, Sofia Vergara,
Susan Lucci, Marisa Tomei,
864
00:46:43,110 --> 00:46:43,240
.
865
00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:20,140
-I laugh at mys-- Not that much,
but only a little bit.
866
00:47:42,730 --> 00:47:44,970
Happy 90th, Carol. Love you.
867
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,800
Love you, love you.
868
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,410
**
869
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,740
[ Cheers and applause ]
870
00:47:51,780 --> 00:47:55,180
-Please welcome Sofia Vergara.
871
00:47:55,210 --> 00:47:57,410
[ Cheers and applause ]
872
00:47:57,450 --> 00:47:59,750
**
873
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:02,120
Buenas noches.
874
00:48:02,150 --> 00:48:04,420
**
875
00:48:04,450 --> 00:48:06,690
The theater
that we're in tonight
876
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:10,460
is not too far from the one
where Carol worked as an usher
877
00:48:10,490 --> 00:48:13,700
during her summer break
from UCLA.
878
00:48:13,730 --> 00:48:16,200
Unfortunately,
the manager fired her
879
00:48:16,230 --> 00:48:19,100
when some customer demanded
to be seated
880
00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:22,340
at the end of
an Alfred Hitchcock thriller
881
00:48:22,370 --> 00:48:27,310
and Carol insisted that they had
to see it from the beginning.
882
00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:28,680
That's right.
883
00:48:28,710 --> 00:48:33,480
That night, Carol
lost her 65-cent-an-hour job.
884
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,620
And years later,
when she was asked
885
00:48:35,650 --> 00:48:39,320
where she wanted her star
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,
886
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:42,090
of course
Carol said she wanted it
887
00:48:42,090 --> 00:48:47,330
in front of the very theater
that she was fired from.
888
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,530
[ Applause ]
889
00:48:50,570 --> 00:48:52,440
That's, I think,
890
00:48:52,470 --> 00:48:54,840
one of the things
that we all love about Carol,
891
00:48:54,870 --> 00:48:57,940
that she never takes herself
too seriously
892
00:48:57,970 --> 00:49:01,380
and that there's always
a laugh in everything
893
00:49:01,410 --> 00:49:03,380
and anything that she does.
894
00:49:03,410 --> 00:49:05,220
So, now let's take a look
895
00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:08,190
at a few of her best roles
on television.
896
00:49:08,220 --> 00:49:09,920
-What kind of doctor
do you call yourself?!
897
00:49:09,950 --> 00:49:12,160
-Mrs. Stemple, Mrs. Stemple,
898
00:49:12,190 --> 00:49:17,960
Jamie is trying to have
a natural childbirth.
899
00:49:18,060 --> 00:49:19,560
-Ahh.
900
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,730
-Are you out of your mind?
901
00:49:22,770 --> 00:49:25,170
-Maybe you could talk
to costumes about getting --
902
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,270
getting you a longer loincloth.
903
00:49:30,770 --> 00:49:33,080
I saw your balls.
904
00:49:33,110 --> 00:49:35,880
-What?
905
00:49:35,910 --> 00:49:38,850
-I saw your balls then.
906
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,280
-Then be calm.
-I'm calm!
907
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,450
-Hold this.
-I'm calm.
908
00:49:47,660 --> 00:49:49,760
I'm calm.
909
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:54,130
-Help!
910
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,670
-Angie, I'm scared.
911
00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:57,900
-Hey, Rosie, I was, too,
on my first day.
912
00:49:57,930 --> 00:49:59,900
Everyone is.
-You know something?
913
00:49:59,940 --> 00:50:02,940
The difference between you and
everyone else is you've got me.
914
00:50:02,970 --> 00:50:04,440
Come on.
915
00:50:04,470 --> 00:50:08,580
-Sometimes I think my real
talent is in attracting bad men.
916
00:50:08,610 --> 00:50:10,280
-Well, good ones
are hard to find.
917
00:50:10,310 --> 00:50:13,780
-Oh, dear God,
what did we do to our sons?
918
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,720
We taught them to believe
that you obeyed,
919
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,790
that you did what you were told,
920
00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:24,090
that you didn't question.
921
00:50:24,130 --> 00:50:26,330
But it was wrong.
922
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,300
It was so wrong.
923
00:50:29,330 --> 00:50:32,800
They would be alive today.
924
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,810
[ Voice breaking ] That's what
we have to live with.
925
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,870
-I used to watch
"All My Children" every day.
926
00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:39,780
It would be my lunch hour.
927
00:50:39,810 --> 00:50:43,350
And Agnes Nixon,
who created "All My Children,"
928
00:50:43,380 --> 00:50:45,520
called and said, "Would you like
to come on the show
929
00:50:45,550 --> 00:50:46,850
and be a character?"
930
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,220
I said, "Absolutely."
931
00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:50,220
I had a whole storyline,
932
00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:52,390
and I got to work
with Susan Lucci...
933
00:50:52,420 --> 00:50:53,890
-Oh, perfect!
934
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,960
-...who is the opposite
of Erica Kane.
935
00:50:55,990 --> 00:50:57,890
No diva about her at all.
936
00:50:57,930 --> 00:51:01,300
If Opal wants to fight for Sam,
937
00:51:01,330 --> 00:51:05,770
she's gonna have to go
mano a mano with moi.
938
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,240
-Then you better just "tangono"
939
00:51:08,270 --> 00:51:11,240
out of "town-o" right "now-o."
940
00:51:11,270 --> 00:51:16,280
-From "All My Children,"
please welcome Susan Lucci.
941
00:51:16,310 --> 00:51:19,520
[ Cheers and applause ]
942
00:51:19,550 --> 00:51:23,320
-Oh, Carol, you were
a member of our family
943
00:51:23,350 --> 00:51:24,990
when you were on
"All My Children."
944
00:51:25,020 --> 00:51:28,630
You did a great send-up
of soaps on your show --
945
00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:31,730
"As the Stomach Turns."
946
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,000
I loved watching it.
947
00:51:33,030 --> 00:51:34,700
I know everyone did.
948
00:51:34,730 --> 00:51:38,140
But I tell you, you could just
do a take on any genre
949
00:51:38,140 --> 00:51:39,800
and find the funny.
950
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,610
And, boy, are we all so glad
that you did.
951
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:44,270
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
952
00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,610
[ Applause ]
953
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,850
-Next, a tribute to the
legendary Bob Mackie
954
00:51:55,150 --> 00:51:55,290
.
955
00:51:57,190 --> 00:51:58,220
-For Carol, this meant
a new connection to someone
956
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:00,320
she's known for years.
957
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,960
That's Bill Hader.
You know him?
958
00:52:01,990 --> 00:52:03,290
-Bill?! Of course!
959
00:52:03,330 --> 00:52:05,460
He was
on my 50th-anniversary show.
960
00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:08,000
-Oh, my God.
-Well, it was a family affair.
961
00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:09,800
-Isn't that something?
962
00:52:09,830 --> 00:52:10,970
-Hey, Carol.
963
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,370
Sorry I couldn't be there
tonight,
964
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:17,410
but I am busy planning
the Burnett family reunion 2023,
965
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:18,740
and it is going great.
966
00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:19,980
We're having a great time.
967
00:52:20,010 --> 00:52:21,580
Last night,
we had a sketch night,
968
00:52:21,610 --> 00:52:22,980
which was fun,
969
00:52:23,010 --> 00:52:24,950
except we didn't get through
a single sketch
970
00:52:24,980 --> 00:52:26,280
because people kept breaking.
971
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,550
But that's kind of
our thing, right?
972
00:52:29,590 --> 00:52:33,420
But I wanted to say, on behalf
of myself and my family,
973
00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:38,860
we were so thrilled
to find out that we're related.
974
00:52:38,900 --> 00:52:40,630
But the truth is, Carol,
975
00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:44,130
that you make anybody
who's ever met you,
976
00:52:44,170 --> 00:52:46,140
you know, or seen you perform
977
00:52:46,170 --> 00:52:48,000
feel like family.
978
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:52,510
So, on behalf of your family,
real and honorary,
979
00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:55,980
I want to say thank you
for the love and the laughter,
980
00:52:56,010 --> 00:53:00,350
and thank you so much
for just being one of my heroes.
981
00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:02,150
Congratulations.
982
00:53:02,190 --> 00:53:05,990
-Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Mrs. Wiggins.
983
00:53:06,090 --> 00:53:09,330
**
984
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,130
[ Applause ]
985
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:18,370
**
986
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:22,340
-Hello?
987
00:53:22,370 --> 00:53:24,140
Is that lunch?
988
00:53:24,170 --> 00:53:25,940
-No. Mrs. Wiggins,
I'm the director.
989
00:53:25,980 --> 00:53:30,580
And you need to introduce
the Bob Mackie clip package.
990
00:53:30,610 --> 00:53:34,680
-Watch...this...
991
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:37,020
movie.
992
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:40,160
-Bob Mackie is a genius.
993
00:53:40,190 --> 00:53:41,890
**
994
00:53:41,930 --> 00:53:44,490
He would come up
with these ideas.
995
00:53:44,530 --> 00:53:46,200
In fact, he has often said
996
00:53:46,230 --> 00:53:50,800
that he enjoyed
doing the character work
997
00:53:50,830 --> 00:53:53,000
even more than
just designing pretty clothes.
998
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,970
-Actually,
I have it on backwards.
999
00:53:55,010 --> 00:53:57,970
-And he designed
not only what I wore,
1000
00:53:58,010 --> 00:54:00,810
but what everybody
wore on my show,
1001
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,810
which means, with all
the sketches, the dancers,
1002
00:54:03,850 --> 00:54:07,780
the guest stars,
Harvey, Lyle, Vicki, me, Tim.
1003
00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:08,950
-[ Gasps ]
1004
00:54:08,990 --> 00:54:11,820
-65 to 70 costumes a week.
1005
00:54:11,860 --> 00:54:14,560
So, do the math.
1006
00:54:14,590 --> 00:54:16,890
200-and-some-odd shows,
70-some-odd shows.
1007
00:54:16,930 --> 00:54:21,530
That's about 17,000 costumes
in 11 years that he designed.
1008
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,570
Bob Mackie.
1009
00:54:29,610 --> 00:54:31,240
[ Cheers and applause ]
1010
00:54:31,270 --> 00:54:36,150
-Now, we all know
that the actual Mrs. Wiggins
1011
00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:39,150
belongs to the one
and only Carol.
1012
00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:41,450
[ Applause ]
1013
00:54:41,490 --> 00:54:43,990
And here is the man himself
1014
00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:46,720
who designed
all those great costumes --
1015
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,760
Bob Mackie.
1016
00:54:48,790 --> 00:54:51,130
[ Cheers and applause ]
1017
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:56,400
**
1018
00:54:56,430 --> 00:55:01,670
**
1019
00:55:01,710 --> 00:55:04,240
-Hi, darling.
-Hi!
1020
00:55:04,270 --> 00:55:05,740
-Darling.
1021
00:55:05,780 --> 00:55:10,380
-So, tell me more about
the Mrs. Wiggins costume.
1022
00:55:10,410 --> 00:55:13,780
-Well, actually, Mrs. Wiggins --
1023
00:55:13,820 --> 00:55:15,920
she wasn't the most
tasteful girl in the world,
1024
00:55:15,950 --> 00:55:18,660
but everybody liked her,
and she had a great body.
1025
00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:20,620
-What about Carol?
I understand that there was --
1026
00:55:20,660 --> 00:55:23,630
-Yeah, Carol thought
her behind was a little flat,
1027
00:55:23,660 --> 00:55:25,430
and she said,
"What am I gonna do?
1028
00:55:25,460 --> 00:55:27,160
You're gonna have
to take the skirt in."
1029
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,100
And I said, "Just arch your back
1030
00:55:30,130 --> 00:55:32,440
and stick out your butt
and walk."
1031
00:55:32,470 --> 00:55:35,010
And it was perfect.
1032
00:55:35,110 --> 00:55:36,910
-So, let's talk about Eunice.
1033
00:55:36,940 --> 00:55:38,110
-Oh, Eunice.
1034
00:55:38,140 --> 00:55:41,240
Well, Eunice was
the most unhappy woman alive.
1035
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,510
Her mother didn't like her.
Her husband couldn't stand her.
1036
00:55:44,550 --> 00:55:48,550
And, you know, she wore the
same dress day in and day out.
1037
00:55:48,590 --> 00:55:50,020
-It suited her, though.
1038
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,960
What about this classic,
classic costume?
1039
00:55:52,990 --> 00:55:54,660
-This is an iconic --
1040
00:55:54,690 --> 00:55:57,490
kind of the trademark
of Carol Burnett.
1041
00:55:57,530 --> 00:55:59,860
There's cartoons.
There's greeting cards.
1042
00:55:59,900 --> 00:56:01,900
There's everything
with that person on it.
1043
00:56:01,930 --> 00:56:04,400
-And, Bob...
-How about --
1044
00:56:04,430 --> 00:56:07,500
-...tell me about Nora Desmond.
1045
00:56:07,540 --> 00:56:09,070
-I love Nora Desmond.
1046
00:56:09,110 --> 00:56:10,940
She was a take-off on Swanson.
1047
00:56:10,970 --> 00:56:13,210
-Was it Gloria Swanson?
-Gloria Swanson.
1048
00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:15,110
-Gloria Swanson was amazing
1049
00:56:15,150 --> 00:56:17,750
because she saw
when Carol did that part
1050
00:56:17,780 --> 00:56:19,550
and she was really amused.
1051
00:56:19,580 --> 00:56:22,520
And she wanted to be
on the show.
1052
00:56:22,550 --> 00:56:25,460
-And over here,
our other favorite --
1053
00:56:25,490 --> 00:56:27,820
Stella Toddler.
-Stella Toddler.
1054
00:56:27,860 --> 00:56:29,590
-When this one came on,
1055
00:56:29,630 --> 00:56:32,500
she did things with her body
that nobody else could do.
1056
00:56:32,530 --> 00:56:34,600
-And the costume allows
for all the physicality.
1057
00:56:34,630 --> 00:56:36,400
-And she would, like, fall down,
1058
00:56:36,430 --> 00:56:39,400
and then she'd just sit there
because she couldn't get up.
1059
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,200
You know, it was
that kind of a character.
1060
00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:43,110
And we laughed and laughed.
1061
00:56:43,140 --> 00:56:45,740
-And, you know, what I what
I don't see here, though,
1062
00:56:45,780 --> 00:56:49,180
is one of the most
iconic costumes
1063
00:56:49,210 --> 00:56:51,680
you've ever made for Carol.
You know which one --
1064
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:53,720
the curtain rod.
-The curtain rod dress...
1065
00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:56,450
-From?
-...that Starlet O'Hara...
1066
00:56:56,490 --> 00:56:57,590
-From "Went with the Wind."
1067
00:56:57,620 --> 00:56:59,520
-"Went with the Wind"
pulled down,
1068
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,760
and people still ask me
all about it.
1069
00:57:01,790 --> 00:57:03,830
**
1070
00:57:03,860 --> 00:57:05,860
-The original, though,
is so famous.
1071
00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:07,330
It's in the Smithsonian...
-Oh, is it?
1072
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,970
-...so we would have to break
into the museum to get it.
1073
00:57:10,070 --> 00:57:11,500
We couldn't get it here tonight.
1074
00:57:11,540 --> 00:57:13,800
**
1075
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,410
-Maya Rudolph,
where'd you get that dress?
1076
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,280
-Oh, this old thing?
1077
00:57:19,310 --> 00:57:21,950
Oh, I saw it in the window
of the Smithsonian,
1078
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,950
and I just couldn't resist.
1079
00:57:23,980 --> 00:57:26,080
[ Applause ]
1080
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:27,680
-Coming up, Lisa Kudrow
1081
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:30,550
and the funniest
"Carol Burnett Show" bloopers,
1082
00:57:37,100 --> 00:57:37,230
.
1083
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,100
-Carol, it was back in 2005 when
President Bush presented you
1084
00:57:41,830 --> 00:57:44,470
with the
Presidential Medal of Freedom.
1085
00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:46,800
We all agree you're a legend,
a pioneer,
1086
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,840
and you've enriched our nation.
1087
00:57:48,870 --> 00:57:51,110
-You are a national treasure.
1088
00:57:51,110 --> 00:57:54,480
You've broken barriers,
inspiring the next generation
1089
00:57:54,510 --> 00:57:57,650
of little girls
to reach for their dreams.
1090
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:00,050
And you've done it
while spreading laughter,
1091
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,850
joy, and warmth.
1092
00:58:01,890 --> 00:58:04,220
-We love you, kid.
-Happy 90th.
1093
00:58:04,260 --> 00:58:05,960
-Happy birthday.
1094
00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:09,130
-Please welcome Lisa Kudrow.
1095
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,800
[ Cheers and applause ]
1096
00:58:11,830 --> 00:58:17,500
**
1097
00:58:17,540 --> 00:58:20,070
-You know, when you screw up
at a regular job,
1098
00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:22,210
it could possibly get you fired.
1099
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:24,540
But when you messed up
on "The Carol Burnett Show,"
1100
00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:28,310
it was a blooper
that was proudly broadcast.
1101
00:58:28,350 --> 00:58:30,880
And when you'd watch
the bloopers on the show,
1102
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:34,650
on Carol's show,
yes, it was hilarious,
1103
00:58:34,690 --> 00:58:39,120
but you'd also feel how much
she loves what she gets to do
1104
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,630
and how much
she loves and enjoys
1105
00:58:41,660 --> 00:58:43,960
the people she's working with.
1106
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,900
And she's generously
sharing that with her audience.
1107
00:58:47,930 --> 00:58:51,370
And whether it's a comedy sketch
or straight acting --
1108
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,810
and she's a really
good actress --
1109
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:57,880
bloopers or not, Carol,
1110
00:58:57,910 --> 00:59:02,050
what comes across is how much
real fun you're having.
1111
00:59:02,050 --> 00:59:06,050
And that transcends whatever
is written in the script.
1112
00:59:06,050 --> 00:59:09,750
-The bloopers and the crack-ups
were never, ever rehearsed.
1113
00:59:09,790 --> 00:59:11,560
-I was at this freak show
one time,
1114
00:59:11,590 --> 00:59:14,460
and I -- I saw
these Siamese elephants.
1115
00:59:22,270 --> 00:59:25,940
They was adjoined at the end
of their trunks like that.
1116
00:59:25,970 --> 00:59:27,640
And this trainer would make them
1117
00:59:27,670 --> 00:59:29,240
stand up on their back feet
like that,
1118
00:59:29,270 --> 00:59:32,510
and they had their trunks
stretched like that.
1119
00:59:32,540 --> 00:59:34,580
Then this little monkey
would come out.
1120
00:59:39,950 --> 00:59:44,590
He would walk out there and
dance the merengue right...
1121
00:59:44,620 --> 00:59:46,120
I kind felt sorry for them.
1122
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,690
They couldn't go like the other
elephants when they go --
1123
00:59:48,730 --> 00:59:51,560
[ Imitates elephant trumpeting ]
1124
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:54,730
All they could do is just blow
and go, "Nork."
1125
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,710
-Go, Mama.
1126
01:00:01,740 --> 01:00:04,280
-You sure that little
ass...through?
1127
01:00:07,250 --> 01:00:08,580
-A few weeks later,
1128
01:00:08,610 --> 01:00:12,020
I got back at Tim with my own
ad-libbed elephant story.
1129
01:00:12,050 --> 01:00:15,090
-For transportation once,
1130
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,890
he gave me
this pair of elephants.
1131
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,090
They were Siamese.
1132
01:00:26,460 --> 01:00:28,600
They was joined at the trunk.
1133
01:00:31,970 --> 01:00:35,010
And whenever one of them
wanted to go somewhere,
1134
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,080
the other one
would have to walk backwards.
1135
01:00:41,510 --> 01:00:45,250
-Harvey was adamant
he never wanted to crack up.
1136
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:47,620
He hated himself for doing it,
1137
01:00:47,650 --> 01:00:50,960
but it was impossible
when Tim got on a roll.
1138
01:01:07,410 --> 01:01:10,480
It's funny. People think
that's all we ever did.
1139
01:01:10,510 --> 01:01:13,410
That wasn't a major part
of our show at all.
1140
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,510
If you really count the times,
it was mainly Conway --
1141
01:01:16,550 --> 01:01:18,820
and not all the time.
[ Doorbell rings ]
1142
01:01:51,150 --> 01:01:53,150
-Coming.
1143
01:01:53,180 --> 01:01:57,760
-But people think we did it so
much because it's so delicious
1144
01:01:57,790 --> 01:01:59,990
when you can't --
when you can't help it.
1145
01:02:00,090 --> 01:02:02,090
-Take a firm hold
of the hypodermic needle.
1146
01:02:02,090 --> 01:02:05,700
Right.
1147
01:02:05,730 --> 01:02:07,670
-When I was watching
Tim and Harvey
1148
01:02:07,700 --> 01:02:09,170
do the dentist sketch,
1149
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:12,540
again, it was Tim coming up
with all that Novocaine shtick.
1150
01:02:25,820 --> 01:02:28,690
-Well...I'll be right with you.
1151
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,890
-And the audience
was screaming with laughter.
1152
01:02:33,930 --> 01:02:36,930
The crew.
I'm in the wings.
1153
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,200
And what went
through my mind was,
1154
01:02:39,230 --> 01:02:41,570
"This should go
in the time capsule."
1155
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:44,700
And, you know,
that's over 50 years old now.
1156
01:02:44,740 --> 01:02:47,940
And I dare anybody
to watch it today
1157
01:02:47,970 --> 01:02:50,540
and not laugh like crazy.
1158
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:52,840
[ Fly buzzing ]
1159
01:03:05,290 --> 01:03:06,920
It's timeless.
1160
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:09,590
-I'll just, uh, try and --
1161
01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:16,800
-Hi. I'm Melissa Rauch
from "Night Court."
1162
01:03:16,830 --> 01:03:20,100
I've been a Carol fan
for as long as I can remember.
1163
01:03:20,140 --> 01:03:22,470
When I was 15, my mom took me
to see Carol
1164
01:03:22,510 --> 01:03:24,240
in "Moon over Buffalo"
on Broadway.
1165
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:25,740
I had written her a fan letter,
1166
01:03:25,780 --> 01:03:28,210
which I gave to the stage
manager before the show,
1167
01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:30,850
and a little while later the
stage manager came over to us
1168
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:33,850
and said, "Come on backstage.
Carol wants to meet you."
1169
01:03:33,890 --> 01:03:35,920
I had my extensive list
of questions,
1170
01:03:35,950 --> 01:03:37,360
and I had so much to say
1171
01:03:37,390 --> 01:03:39,760
about how brilliant
she was in the show,
1172
01:03:39,790 --> 01:03:42,290
and all I managed
to blurt out was,
1173
01:03:42,330 --> 01:03:45,800
"Um...you're so good."
1174
01:03:45,830 --> 01:03:48,700
Well, Carol was so
incredibly kind,
1175
01:03:48,730 --> 01:03:50,270
and, sensing that I was nervous,
1176
01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:51,970
she asked if I wanted a picture
1177
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,440
with my little
disposable camera.
1178
01:03:53,470 --> 01:03:55,170
And, well, there it is.
1179
01:03:55,210 --> 01:03:57,010
[ Crowd awws ]
1180
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,480
I don't think
it's physically possible
1181
01:03:58,510 --> 01:04:00,880
to have a bigger smile
on my face.
1182
01:04:00,910 --> 01:04:02,780
I met Carol
one more time after that
1183
01:04:02,810 --> 01:04:06,950
and she was equally amazing
and I was equally tongue-tied.
1184
01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:09,490
So I promised myself
if I ever had the opportunity
1185
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:11,120
to be in her presence again,
1186
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:12,560
I would pull myself together,
1187
01:04:12,590 --> 01:04:14,930
properly thank her
for all she means to me,
1188
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:16,990
and tell her
how eternally grateful I am
1189
01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:19,760
for encouraging me to go
after my dreams that day.
1190
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:22,470
So, Carol...
1191
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:24,940
you're so good.
1192
01:04:24,970 --> 01:04:26,740
[ Applause ]
1193
01:04:26,770 --> 01:04:28,310
-Coming up, Cher,
1194
01:04:35,110 --> 01:04:35,250
.
1195
01:04:37,010 --> 01:04:37,980
-Hello. It is my honor
to join the celebration
1196
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,850
of Carol Burnett's
90th birthday.
1197
01:04:41,890 --> 01:04:44,120
Carol...
[ Cheers and applause ]
1198
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:46,520
Upstairs in our offices,
we have hung
1199
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:48,930
a huge photo of Carol
on our show
1200
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:50,930
doing her famous Tarzan yell
1201
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:54,530
so my writers and I can pass by
that picture every day
1202
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,330
and look to it
for something to aspire to.
1203
01:04:57,370 --> 01:04:59,840
So, Carol, for your example
and your talent,
1204
01:04:59,870 --> 01:05:01,540
from me and everyone
you've entertained
1205
01:05:01,570 --> 01:05:03,110
and inspired for so many years,
1206
01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:05,640
happy birthday, and thank you.
1207
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:07,310
[ Cheers and applause ]
1208
01:05:07,340 --> 01:05:15,090
-* We're two girls
who love what we do a lot *
1209
01:05:15,090 --> 01:05:18,660
* We're two girls who
1210
01:05:18,690 --> 01:05:22,230
* When we're good,
we're very, very good *
1211
01:05:22,260 --> 01:05:24,800
* And when we're bad
-Ooh!
1212
01:05:24,830 --> 01:05:26,230
-* We're hot
1213
01:05:26,260 --> 01:05:30,470
-And now, please welcome
the one and only Cher.
1214
01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:32,470
[ Cheers and applause ]
1215
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:39,410
**
1216
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,310
-Thank you.
1217
01:05:41,340 --> 01:05:46,480
So, I wore this dress tonight
for Bob and for you.
1218
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:49,620
And when "Sonny & Cher"
had the summer show,
1219
01:05:49,650 --> 01:05:51,120
we didn't have any money,
1220
01:05:51,150 --> 01:05:53,220
and Carol and I
are the same size,
1221
01:05:53,260 --> 01:05:56,630
so Bob raided
your closet for us
1222
01:05:56,660 --> 01:05:58,400
so I had something to wear,
so --
1223
01:05:58,430 --> 01:05:59,860
Did you know that?
1224
01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:01,600
Okay, well -- well, we did.
1225
01:06:01,630 --> 01:06:05,200
Alright, so, when I was outside,
people were asking me questions,
1226
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:06,670
questions about you.
1227
01:06:06,700 --> 01:06:10,140
And I said, "Oh, she's kind
and she's funny
1228
01:06:10,170 --> 01:06:12,410
"and she teaches you so much.
1229
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:15,080
"And she's the kind of woman,
1230
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:18,680
"kind of star that,
if you meet her,
1231
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,680
you're never gonna be
disappointed."
1232
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:24,820
I can always think of just her
being so kind and helping me
1233
01:06:24,860 --> 01:06:28,190
because I wasn't really sure
what I was doing, you know,
1234
01:06:28,230 --> 01:06:29,730
'cause I'd had Sonny
as a partner
1235
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:32,230
and when I went on my own,
I was really frightened.
1236
01:06:32,260 --> 01:06:34,400
And you helped me.
And you know you did.
1237
01:06:34,430 --> 01:06:36,130
And I don't know.
I just love her.
1238
01:06:36,170 --> 01:06:37,670
And I wanted to be
just like her.
1239
01:06:37,700 --> 01:06:40,840
And I'm not just like you,
but I'm my own version of you.
1240
01:06:40,870 --> 01:06:42,810
[ Applause ]
1241
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:45,110
So, those were
really happy days,
1242
01:06:45,140 --> 01:06:49,110
and you are a great mentor
and a great example
1243
01:06:49,110 --> 01:06:51,850
for many, many women
in the United States.
1244
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:54,380
I'm not sure if you knew it.
You must have known it.
1245
01:06:54,420 --> 01:06:58,290
So, you featured everyone
in the music industry.
1246
01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,790
Simply put, watching
Carol Burnett's show
1247
01:07:00,820 --> 01:07:04,460
was like having a front-row seat
at the Hall of Fame concert.
1248
01:07:04,490 --> 01:07:07,830
So, I love you, and I'm so happy
to be here with you tonight.
1249
01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:09,700
[ Applause ]
1250
01:07:09,730 --> 01:07:11,600
-I loved all the musical guests.
1251
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:14,910
-* That wonderful year
we hope you'll see *
1252
01:07:14,940 --> 01:07:16,070
Golden voice.
1253
01:07:16,110 --> 01:07:19,580
-* The past reappear
like a memory *
1254
01:07:19,610 --> 01:07:25,220
* We'll show you the way
it used to be *
1255
01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:28,920
* Remember
1256
01:07:28,950 --> 01:07:31,390
* Do you know the way
to San Jose? *
1257
01:07:31,420 --> 01:07:33,190
* I've been away so long
1258
01:07:33,220 --> 01:07:35,260
-* I may go wrong
and lose my way *
1259
01:07:35,290 --> 01:07:38,500
-I often enjoyed having
some of the singing people
1260
01:07:38,530 --> 01:07:40,860
be in sketches,
and a lot of them said,
1261
01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:43,730
"Nobody's ever asked us
to do these sketches before."
1262
01:07:43,770 --> 01:07:46,100
Even Ray Charles
did a sketch with me,
1263
01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:48,640
and he said,
"Oh, this is fun!"
1264
01:07:48,670 --> 01:07:52,480
-* When I want rain
1265
01:07:52,510 --> 01:07:58,250
* I get sunny weather
1266
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:02,850
* I'm just as blue as the sky
1267
01:08:02,890 --> 01:08:06,760
-* So am I, so am I
1268
01:08:06,790 --> 01:08:09,460
-* Since love has gone
-* Love has gone
1269
01:08:09,490 --> 01:08:15,070
-* Can't pull myself together
1270
01:08:15,100 --> 01:08:20,940
-* Guess I'll hang my tears
out to dry *
1271
01:08:20,970 --> 01:08:22,540
-All of them.
I mean, oh, my gosh.
1272
01:08:22,570 --> 01:08:26,080
Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Tormé
and Bing Crosby.
1273
01:08:26,110 --> 01:08:28,650
-* You and your fancy flattery
1274
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:30,310
* You're laying it on
for spite *
1275
01:08:30,350 --> 01:08:31,550
-* You're big and strong
1276
01:08:31,580 --> 01:08:33,880
-* You figure you'll
charge my battery *
1277
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,620
* And I'll get
too hot to fight *
1278
01:08:35,650 --> 01:08:37,120
-* You're handsome, too
1279
01:08:37,150 --> 01:08:40,920
-* Now it's time
you were took in tow *
1280
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:42,090
-* Yes, I know
1281
01:08:42,090 --> 01:08:43,730
-* That flattery stuff
don't go *
1282
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:46,800
-No?
-* I'll follow you anywhere
1283
01:08:46,830 --> 01:08:48,700
-Ethel Merman
and on and on and on.
1284
01:08:48,730 --> 01:08:50,600
-* This is a real
big Ferris wheel world *
1285
01:08:50,630 --> 01:08:56,510
* I'm romancin' and we're having
a big, beautiful ball *
1286
01:08:56,540 --> 01:08:58,610
-* I don't care
1287
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,940
-* You don't care
1288
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:03,080
* If we are
1289
01:09:03,110 --> 01:09:05,650
* If we are
1290
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:10,220
-* At the bottom
of the class in high school *
1291
01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:14,060
* 'Cause you're on
the honor list in my school *
1292
01:09:14,090 --> 01:09:18,860
-* Movies gave us tunes
we'll always treasure *
1293
01:09:18,900 --> 01:09:21,630
* They gave us pleasure
1294
01:09:21,670 --> 01:09:27,600
* Each measure
makes you feel good *
1295
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:31,070
-* Keep writing songs
like these *
1296
01:09:31,070 --> 01:09:36,680
-* We need your melodies
1297
01:09:36,710 --> 01:09:46,690
* Hooray for Hollywood
1298
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:48,990
**
1299
01:09:49,090 --> 01:09:52,200
[ Cheers and applause ]
1300
01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:57,270
**
1301
01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:59,100
-And now
with a special performance
1302
01:09:59,100 --> 01:10:01,910
paying tribute
to all of your musical guests,
1303
01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:05,080
please welcome Sutton Foster
and Darren Criss.
1304
01:10:05,110 --> 01:10:07,680
[ Cheers and applause ]
1305
01:10:07,710 --> 01:10:09,450
**
1306
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:11,420
-* Aren't they fun?
1307
01:10:11,450 --> 01:10:13,520
* Aren't they fantastic?
1308
01:10:13,550 --> 01:10:18,120
* Carol Burnett's duets
1309
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:22,130
-* Everyone enthusiastic
1310
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:26,530
* Carol Burnett's duet
1311
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:30,630
-* No other show could beat
1312
01:10:30,670 --> 01:10:34,070
* Carol Burnett's duets
1313
01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:39,310
-That's right.
* Friendly yet so elite
1314
01:10:39,340 --> 01:10:41,510
-* Love 'em
1315
01:10:41,550 --> 01:10:43,780
* Can't get enough of 'em
1316
01:10:43,810 --> 01:10:45,680
-* She'd play the ham
1317
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,820
-* They'd play it straighter
1318
01:10:47,850 --> 01:10:49,820
* Carol Burnett's
What is it?
1319
01:10:49,850 --> 01:10:51,460
-It's duets.
-* Duets
1320
01:10:51,490 --> 01:10:53,860
Thank you.
* They brought the glam
1321
01:10:53,890 --> 01:10:56,530
-* And she brought the theater
1322
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:58,630
* Carol Burnett's
-It's duets.
1323
01:10:58,660 --> 01:11:00,730
-I know.
* Duets
1324
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:05,100
-* Standing next to
a stand-out someone *
1325
01:11:05,100 --> 01:11:09,410
* Just to watch herself
become one *
1326
01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:14,440
* Carol Burnett's duets
1327
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:17,710
-So many icons.
-There's too many to count.
1328
01:11:17,750 --> 01:11:21,950
-* So we're here to buy
that smile that you sell us *
1329
01:11:21,990 --> 01:11:23,890
-I mean, you sang
with every hero of mine,
1330
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:25,560
every great artist
on the planet.
1331
01:11:25,590 --> 01:11:27,690
* I'm not gonna lie
1332
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:30,130
* I'm just getting jealous
1333
01:11:30,130 --> 01:11:32,030
-Darren, this isn't about you.
-I know, but it's just --
1334
01:11:32,130 --> 01:11:34,460
Can we just say it's not fair?
-It's gonna be okay.
1335
01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:38,870
-* Hope this number
will help uncover *
1336
01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:43,210
* Just how much
the people love a *
1337
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:44,740
-* Carol
-* Carol
1338
01:11:44,780 --> 01:11:46,740
-* Burnett
-* Burnett
1339
01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:50,180
-* Duet
1340
01:11:50,210 --> 01:11:53,320
* Don't get much better
1341
01:11:53,350 --> 01:11:57,620
* Than Carol Burnett's
1342
01:11:57,650 --> 01:12:06,360
* Due-e-e-e-ts
1343
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:09,970
[ Cheers and applause ]
1344
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:13,440
-Next, Laura Dern,
Allison Janney,
1345
01:12:13,470 --> 01:12:14,640
and Kristen Wiig,
1346
01:12:14,670 --> 01:12:16,440
and later, Ellen DeGeneres,
1347
01:12:22,110 --> 01:12:22,250
.
1348
01:12:24,110 --> 01:12:25,120
-Hi, Carol. It's Tina Fey
saying hi from New York.
1349
01:12:25,980 --> 01:12:27,180
I'm so sorry I'm not there
with you tonight,
1350
01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:30,120
but you know that I love you.
I think you're a genius.
1351
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:31,720
I know, in fact,
that you're a genius.
1352
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:33,820
I hope you're having
an amazing time tonight.
1353
01:12:33,860 --> 01:12:37,260
And I want to thank you
from the bottom of my heart.
1354
01:12:37,290 --> 01:12:39,360
Every few years,
when floral dresses
1355
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:41,260
with puffy sleeves
come back into fashion,
1356
01:12:41,300 --> 01:12:43,000
I almost get sucked in.
1357
01:12:43,030 --> 01:12:45,340
But then I think about it,
and I know
1358
01:12:45,370 --> 01:12:47,570
that I will look like Eunice.
1359
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:49,770
And I don't buy it.
1360
01:12:49,810 --> 01:12:51,270
**
1361
01:12:51,310 --> 01:12:54,340
-From "Better Call Saul,"
it's Saul himself --
1362
01:12:54,380 --> 01:12:56,350
Bob Odenkirk.
1363
01:12:56,380 --> 01:12:58,620
[ Cheers and applause ]
1364
01:12:58,650 --> 01:13:00,380
-Okay.
1365
01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:02,790
We all know
Carol is a comedy icon,
1366
01:13:02,820 --> 01:13:06,420
but she is an amazing
dramatic actress.
1367
01:13:06,460 --> 01:13:09,190
I knew that watching her
on other series,
1368
01:13:09,230 --> 01:13:11,230
and I got to see it firsthand
1369
01:13:11,260 --> 01:13:13,730
when she joined us
on "Better Call Saul"
1370
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:16,100
for our final six episodes.
1371
01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:17,400
[ Cheers and applause ]
1372
01:13:17,430 --> 01:13:19,840
I came away with stories
about working with Carol
1373
01:13:19,870 --> 01:13:22,510
that will last a lifetime,
and I also came away
1374
01:13:22,540 --> 01:13:27,880
with the knowledge of
the importance of Life Alert.
1375
01:13:27,910 --> 01:13:30,650
-I trusted you.
1376
01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:47,900
[ Button clicks, pendant beeps ]
1377
01:13:47,930 --> 01:13:50,230
-Marion?
This is Valerie with Life Alert.
1378
01:13:50,270 --> 01:13:53,040
Are you okay?
-No, Valerie, I'm not okay.
1379
01:13:53,140 --> 01:13:56,140
There's a criminal standing
in my kitchen, threatening me!
1380
01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:57,640
He's a wanted man!
1381
01:13:57,670 --> 01:14:00,110
And his name is Saul Goodman!
1382
01:14:00,140 --> 01:14:02,080
-Alright, Marion,
I'm calling the police.
1383
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:04,480
I'm calling right now.
1384
01:14:09,090 --> 01:14:11,220
[ Applause ]
1385
01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:14,290
-Oh, my God. It was amazing.
1386
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:16,760
She's so great.
That scene --
1387
01:14:16,790 --> 01:14:21,100
That scene was rewritten
exactly as I wanted it,
1388
01:14:21,130 --> 01:14:24,170
but not how your so-called
good friend,
1389
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:27,170
"Better Call Saul" executive
producer Vince Gilligan
1390
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:28,610
had written it.
1391
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:31,340
Carol, there is something
that you should know.
1392
01:14:31,380 --> 01:14:35,510
Vince wanted my character
to kill you in that scene!
1393
01:14:35,550 --> 01:14:37,450
Look at him.
He's shaking his head "no."
1394
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:39,650
His exact words to me were,
1395
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:43,690
"Saul ends up killing
Carol Burnett."
1396
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:44,860
And if I remember right,
1397
01:14:44,890 --> 01:14:47,290
he didn't say,
"Kill Carol's character."
1398
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:50,760
No, no, no.
He said, "Kill Carol Burnett!"
1399
01:14:50,790 --> 01:14:52,960
And I refused!
1400
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,130
And I told him I'd walk!
1401
01:14:55,170 --> 01:14:57,800
[ Voice breaking ] Carol,
I was willing to risk my career
1402
01:14:57,830 --> 01:15:00,500
and never work
in this town again
1403
01:15:00,540 --> 01:15:04,110
because I did not want little
children who watched our show --
1404
01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:06,110
and I hope many of them did --
1405
01:15:06,140 --> 01:15:08,180
to see me on the street and say,
1406
01:15:08,210 --> 01:15:11,850
"Mommy, that is the man
who killed Carol Burnett!"
1407
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:14,080
And that's all I wanted to say,
1408
01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:18,520
that I'm your real friend
and Vince is not!
1409
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,160
And one more thing.
1410
01:15:20,190 --> 01:15:22,690
Vince and I and everybody
on our show --
1411
01:15:22,730 --> 01:15:24,960
we think you're the greatest.
1412
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,360
And now, because you refused
to stop working,
1413
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:30,700
here's a clip from your
newest series, "Palm Royale."
1414
01:15:30,730 --> 01:15:32,570
Check it out.
1415
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:39,540
**
1416
01:15:39,580 --> 01:15:41,650
-Ahh.
1417
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:45,250
[ Sighs ] Finished.
1418
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:48,650
Finished!
1419
01:15:48,690 --> 01:15:51,120
Robert?
1420
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:53,820
[ Singsong voice ]
Where's my Robert?
1421
01:15:53,860 --> 01:15:56,830
Shake me another martini,
1422
01:15:56,860 --> 01:16:00,630
and then let's play doctor.
1423
01:16:00,660 --> 01:16:04,740
Oh, Robert, please come up.
1424
01:16:04,770 --> 01:16:08,710
You can't still
be mad at me, can you?
1425
01:16:08,740 --> 01:16:11,610
Robert?
1426
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:14,540
Robert?
1427
01:16:14,580 --> 01:16:16,210
Robert!!
1428
01:16:16,250 --> 01:16:18,980
**
1429
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:22,990
-And now please welcome
Carol's "Palm Royale" co-stars,
1430
01:16:23,090 --> 01:16:26,420
Laura Dern, Kristen Wiig,
and Allison Janney.
1431
01:16:26,460 --> 01:16:29,190
[ Applause ]
1432
01:16:29,230 --> 01:16:32,500
-Good evening, amazing Carol.
1433
01:16:32,530 --> 01:16:33,960
Allison, Kristen, and I
1434
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:38,170
feel so lucky to be able
to honor Carol tonight.
1435
01:16:38,200 --> 01:16:40,400
We had the opportunity,
as you just saw,
1436
01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:43,670
to work with her on our
upcoming show, "Palm Royale."
1437
01:16:43,710 --> 01:16:46,580
And we were in awe,
to say the least.
1438
01:16:46,610 --> 01:16:49,510
-And during shooting,
we got so close
1439
01:16:49,550 --> 01:16:52,850
that we all became roommates.
-Yeah.
1440
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:56,490
-And Carol takes care
of all of us.
1441
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:59,490
Just financially.
1442
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:02,090
-Thank you.
-You guys, right now, at 90,
1443
01:17:02,130 --> 01:17:06,060
Carol is working harder
and is busier than all of us.
1444
01:17:06,060 --> 01:17:10,070
I just heard that she is going
to be playing all the parts
1445
01:17:10,100 --> 01:17:14,470
in different wigs for the next
season of "The White Lotus."
1446
01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,270
-Ooh.
-Yeah, I read that.
1447
01:17:16,310 --> 01:17:17,510
Really?
1448
01:17:17,540 --> 01:17:19,080
You know,
and not just in Hollywood.
1449
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:22,380
She's on the road giving talks,
writing books.
1450
01:17:22,410 --> 01:17:27,480
-No, guys, she was
my driver here tonight.
1451
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:28,720
-Really?
-Wow.
1452
01:17:28,750 --> 01:17:30,890
I saw her carrying
a stack of cardboard,
1453
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:33,090
and it turns out she's doing
all the cue cards for tonight.
1454
01:17:33,090 --> 01:17:34,360
-Oh.
-Mm-hmm. I heard that.
1455
01:17:34,390 --> 01:17:36,590
-You know, and to top it off,
she wrote
1456
01:17:36,630 --> 01:17:40,760
what every person
is saying about her tonight.
1457
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:45,600
Yeah. On a typewriter.
1458
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:48,240
-Carol, we don't know
how you do it.
1459
01:17:48,270 --> 01:17:52,140
You've been our muse and
artistic hero our whole lives,
1460
01:17:52,180 --> 01:17:56,110
and the greatest gift I shared
every week with my grandma
1461
01:17:56,150 --> 01:17:59,250
was watching and loving you.
1462
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:01,280
-Falling in love
with sketch comedy
1463
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:04,120
when I was a young girl
was because of you.
1464
01:18:04,150 --> 01:18:06,860
And I still pinch myself
that I got to work with you,
1465
01:18:06,890 --> 01:18:09,790
watch you,
and now call you a friend.
1466
01:18:09,830 --> 01:18:13,130
-Alison?
-Carol...
1467
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:17,430
I'm not really familiar
with your work.
1468
01:18:17,470 --> 01:18:21,100
But you must be very good
for this many stars
1469
01:18:21,140 --> 01:18:23,940
to be kissing your ass tonight.
-Yes.
1470
01:18:23,970 --> 01:18:29,510
[ Applause ]
1471
01:18:29,550 --> 01:18:32,080
Oh, wait.
I think Carol --
1472
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:33,450
I think Carol's
saying something.
1473
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:34,890
What -- What does that say?
1474
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:36,290
-"Ladies, wrap it up."
-"Ladies, wrap it up."
1475
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:38,590
-Oh. Well, I told you.
1476
01:18:38,620 --> 01:18:40,320
-Alright, well, happy birthday.
-Alright.
1477
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:41,830
-Yeah.
-Happy birthday.
1478
01:18:41,860 --> 01:18:45,160
-Uh, Carol, we still need you
to give us a ride home, though.
1479
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:48,570
-Oh, now I know who you are.
Yes, I got it.
1480
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:50,500
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Love you.
1481
01:18:50,530 --> 01:18:52,500
[ Applause ]
1482
01:18:52,540 --> 01:18:54,810
-Coming up, Ellen DeGeneres.
1483
01:19:02,110 --> 01:19:02,250
.
1484
01:19:04,210 --> 01:19:09,220
-* I'm so glad
we had this time together *
1485
01:19:10,090 --> 01:19:16,360
* Just to have a laugh
or sing a song *
1486
01:19:16,390 --> 01:19:19,060
* Seems we just get started
1487
01:19:19,060 --> 01:19:22,830
* And before you know it
1488
01:19:22,870 --> 01:19:27,670
* Comes the time
we have to say *
1489
01:19:27,700 --> 01:19:31,640
* So long
1490
01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:35,080
-And now here's Ellen DeGeneres.
1491
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:37,650
[ Cheers and applause ]
1492
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:40,250
**
1493
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:45,390
-Oh, thank you so much.
Hi, Carol.
1494
01:19:45,420 --> 01:19:48,090
Well, Carol, you know
that I love you.
1495
01:19:48,090 --> 01:19:52,160
You know that because
it's three hours past my bedtime
1496
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:55,370
and at least
six hours past yours.
1497
01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:57,130
I am honored to be here tonight
1498
01:19:57,170 --> 01:19:59,100
because Carol Burnett
is one of my heroes.
1499
01:19:59,100 --> 01:20:01,610
And, like everyone said tonight,
I grew up watching her
1500
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:04,910
and loving her and laughing at
every single thing that she did.
1501
01:20:04,940 --> 01:20:06,440
She didn't just
pave the way for me
1502
01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:07,840
and female comedians everywhere.
1503
01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,080
She blazed the trail.
1504
01:20:10,110 --> 01:20:11,720
When I watched her, growing up,
1505
01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:14,150
I did not know I would be
working in this business.
1506
01:20:14,180 --> 01:20:16,450
I never thought I would actually
get to know her.
1507
01:20:16,490 --> 01:20:18,820
Not only, uh, do I --
do I know her.
1508
01:20:18,860 --> 01:20:20,420
I actually get
to call her my friend,
1509
01:20:20,460 --> 01:20:22,330
and we actually are neighbors.
1510
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:23,930
And, um -- which is something --
1511
01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:25,660
I mean, I can't believe
we're neighbors.
1512
01:20:25,700 --> 01:20:28,070
And I have always been
too embarrassed to --
1513
01:20:28,100 --> 01:20:30,070
to say this to you,
but we're here.
1514
01:20:30,100 --> 01:20:32,670
So, um, there's a light
on your porch that --
1515
01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:35,510
that shines directly
into our kitchen.
1516
01:20:35,540 --> 01:20:38,410
If you could just re-adjust it
or just get rid of it,
1517
01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:40,480
it's not -- It's in the kitchen.
1518
01:20:42,610 --> 01:20:46,180
Also, my Ring camera caught you
stealing three Amazon packages
1519
01:20:46,220 --> 01:20:48,620
from our porch.
1520
01:20:48,650 --> 01:20:49,720
One, I thought it was a mistake,
1521
01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:52,290
but three -- mnh-mnh.
1522
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:53,920
But that's not
what tonight is about.
1523
01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:57,060
Tonight is about you
and your incredible life.
1524
01:20:57,090 --> 01:20:58,400
And I want
to say congratulations
1525
01:20:58,430 --> 01:21:00,730
to all of your singular,
amazing accomplishments
1526
01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:04,370
in your legendary career
and your trailblazing journey.
1527
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:08,110
And I am so glad that we've
had this time together.
1528
01:21:08,140 --> 01:21:10,170
Please welcome Katy Perry.
1529
01:21:10,210 --> 01:21:12,310
[ Cheers and applause ]
1530
01:21:15,110 --> 01:21:17,310
[ "I'm So Glad We Had
This Time Together" plays ]
1531
01:21:17,350 --> 01:21:26,190
**
1532
01:21:26,220 --> 01:21:33,700
-* I'm so glad
we had this time together *
1533
01:21:33,730 --> 01:21:40,770
* Just to have a laugh
or sing a song *
1534
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:48,650
* Seems we just got started,
and before you know it *
1535
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:55,550
* Comes the time
we have to say so long *
1536
01:21:55,590 --> 01:22:03,660
* There's a time
you put aside for dreamin' *
1537
01:22:03,690 --> 01:22:11,270
* And a time
for things you have to do *
1538
01:22:11,300 --> 01:22:18,780
* But the time I like the best
is in the evening *
1539
01:22:18,810 --> 01:22:25,950
* I can spend a moment
here with you *
1540
01:22:25,980 --> 01:22:33,720
* When the time comes
that you're feelin' lonely *
1541
01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:41,200
* And I'm feelin',
oh, so blue *
1542
01:22:41,230 --> 01:22:48,740
* I just sit back
and think of you only *
1543
01:22:48,770 --> 01:22:51,270
* And the happiness
1544
01:22:51,310 --> 01:22:54,680
* It still comes through
1545
01:22:54,710 --> 01:23:04,190
* That's why I'm glad
we had this moment together *
1546
01:23:04,220 --> 01:23:10,990
* 'Cause it makes me feel
that I belong *
1547
01:23:11,090 --> 01:23:14,360
* Seems we just got started
1548
01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:19,640
* And before you know it
1549
01:23:19,670 --> 01:23:23,810
-* Comes a time we have to say
1550
01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:25,580
* So long
1551
01:23:25,610 --> 01:23:28,750
Oh, God.
Thank you, everybody. Oh, wow.
1552
01:23:28,780 --> 01:23:32,320
[ Cheers and applause ]
1553
01:23:38,120 --> 01:23:46,760
**
1554
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:55,440
**
1555
01:23:55,470 --> 01:24:04,150
**
1556
01:24:04,180 --> 01:24:12,820
**
1557
01:24:12,860 --> 01:24:21,570
**
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