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It's the last day of the Fonzarelli
here in the Land Down Under,

and Archie Victorious

is still the driver to beat.

Come looks like Dream hotspots
races just been cut short.

What did I tell you folks?

Nobody's been able to get
onto the main glorious

since the Amazing Next mysteriously

stopped racing.

So that's one more rally
for Archie warriors.

Legend.

Champ.

One day I'm going to be
the champ.

Rapper.

Once again, it's time for the annual
Slow Loris Day Festival here in the.

How we doing?

We have a new champion.

The crowd is going wild.

The crowd is on empty.

Ohh.

Weirdo.

How shameful for your granny.

That was the coolest thing
I've ever seen, really.

Totally.

I really like your helmet pegs.

I I painted it myself.

It's a soup pot.

By the way, I'm two.

Hi, I'm George.

Ohh hi me please.

How many times do I have
to tell you you need

to stop with your foolish
racing fantasies?

Granny pie, creamy pie.

Nice meeting you.

I swear he's just
as stubborn as you were.

Look at it.

My best soup pot.

Ohh some hot.

I don't get it, Mama.

Everyone thinks I'm a weirdo
when I'm just being mean.

And Granny.

She doesn't get me at all.

She just makes me practise
Tai Chi.

Tai Chi is how we Laurence,

is slow down the world

by allowing the breath of life

to

flow through us.

And she makes me trip plants.

The tree just knows how to grow.

The lead to bloom.

This is there.

Now the question you must answer
is,

what is your dog?

But I don't care about
that kind of stuff, Mama.

I just want to race.

Mama, Mama, I got a slot in tonight's race

and I know I can win this one.

Hey, don't tell Granny, OK?

Who's racing?

I'm racing.

Who's racing?

I'm racing.

Who's racing this guy?

I am racing.

And it looks like it's going to be
a drag race into the final stretch.

The warrant GE on the move.

Finds his pocket.

And he changed the lead.

This is it.

I got this.

I totally got this.

Ohh, and with no one to blame but himself,

that has got to sting.

Hey, kid.

Why did Cloudy face Ohh Hey Nash?

I saw you out there tonight.

You looked pretty good.

I think you might need
to get your glasses fixed.

I learned long ago to trust
my gut, not my eyes.

Really good, right?

OK, how about this one?

Winners are always winning,
even when they're losing.

I I gotta go.

Yeah.

Do we have to do this?

Yes.

Your Dolly is blocked again.

Hey, cheque it out.

Tai Chi with a beetle.

Tai Cheeto.

Wait.

Wow, digital is not the same.

Off you go.

I'm worried about you.

When will you find your doll?

How do you know I haven't?

Because doll is the path
to harmony.

And this?

This is not harmonious.

What if that's because I have
a different path and this is it?

It's just a loop, a never ending loop
of humiliation and rejection.

What if this is my harmony?

It's not.

Whoa.

What is going on?

What the heck say that?

Vain, glorious industries
like Archie Vainglorious.

Congratulations, your lovely home
has been hand selected by me.

Archie Vainglorious for Total Repossession

and Extreme Demolition.

Demolition.

Yes, demolition.

They don't have all the coop.

Have a nice day.

How can they do this?

No, don't cry Granny.

This has to be some kind
of misunderstanding.

I'm going to go
and try to sort this out.

Somehow.

I'm.

Warriors has just taken
the fall.

What the?

That's a big boat.

Right.

Who are you
and who let you in?

Oh, hi, my name is true,

But usually people call me Gee,

I'm a I'm a huge fan.

Of course you're off.

Congratulations, You met me,
Archie being glorious.

OK, thanks, but I actually came
for something else.

I'm I'm from a slow loris village

and I want to talk
about my granny's house.

I think there's been
a misunderstanding.

I mean, what would a cane toad
and legendary racer like you even want?

Would a slow loris village?

Nothing.

That's why I'm going
to pardon, flooded.

Let me show you.

Money Meadows.

Luxury high-end swamplands
for the posh toad set.

Muddy Meadows statistic.

Better than funky fields,

but it's the last little
Lauras village in China.

How can you even be allowed
to do this?

Quite easily, actually,

Because who really knows
what a slow loris is right now?

If you want bananas,
forget about it.

But snow N it, please.

Who even cares?

I do have.

We don't need to get
your knickers in A twist.

You and your party still
have 10 days to pay.

10 days.

We can't raise this much money
in 10 days.

Well, in that case.

Hold up, hold up.

Hey, can we?

Coming soon.

Part of the Silk Road rally
crash Gonna Shanghai.

Oh, it's going to be epic.

Slow.

Presumptuous, isn't it?

Building a trophy case.

I mean, you haven't even won yet,
but I will.

Let me break it down
for you, fella.

My brothers have been joining
on the business.

Help us sponsor #3

to say this morning
it's really quite a blunder.

Sunday brings the coin.

This is not your village,
I promise you.

To have our name,
it goes on it after running.

Glorious.

The album drops next year.

You seem pretty confident
you're going to win.

Willing to take a bet on it.

What do you have in mind
if I win the Cup?

Wait, you?

You're the one who's supposed
to going to be doing the beating of me?

I laugh at the idea.

I know it's crazy.

Sorry.

I'll jump.

You were saying If I win,

you give me the deed to Granny's
house free and clear.

Such which I love it.

But if I will, you will become
the face of money meadows Me.

But I'm not a toad nervous.

You are totally adorable.

See you on the starting line,
slow Loris.

Yes.

Super nice guy.

I look forward
to it annihilating him.

Why do long face kid?

I kind of have to sort of raise
the Silk Road rally.

And win it the Silk Road Rally.

Ohh that the race is no holds
barred 200 mph

for four days straight across unforgiving

terrain against the craziest drivers
in the world.

Yeah, So why would you
want to get mixed up

in the kamikaze mission like that?

Because that's the only shot I've got

is saving our house
from becoming money metals.

I don't follow.

If I don't win that Cup fan glorious
industry is going to tear down our house

then glorious

as in Archie Vainglorious.

Beat the best race in the world.

I'm in way over my head,
Nash.

Our home is all we have.

It's my mom's
final resting place.

All right, kid, come with me.

Whoa, this place is awesome.

You were race car driver.

I've been lots of things.

So this is how I see it kid.

You are like this part.

You got everything you need,
but it's just a tangled up mess.

Can't do you any good
but you and me together.

Looking good.

Nice.

Looking real good.

Together there is nothing we can do.

Two together, like me and you.

Yeah, I've probably seen
every one of your crashes.

I mean, races you have.

You got the raw talent
and you got the guts,

but you're missing something.

I can help you find it,

but only if you're willing to listen.

No questions asked,
you and your dad.

But why?

OK, there was two questions
right off the line there.

What part of no questions
asked did you not understand?

Hey, the heart of a champion beats
in all of us, Kevin.

See you tomorrow.

That apple really didn't fall far
from the tree, did it?

I know, I know, I said.

I was walking away for good.

But he's your son.

What am I supposed to do?

Birds gotta fly,

Fishes got the swim and the goat,

Well, a goat has got a raise.

So

how did it go
with the glorious?

Yeah, good.

Very good.

Yeah, I have it under control.

Just leave it.

Leave it to me.

I just have to go away
for a while.

Go away where?

2.

How to defeat Evil Cane Toad?

Ted talk.

I got to go.

See you later, Granny.

You do know that when he lies to me,

his left eye twitches exactly
the same way you're

still.

OK.

Keith, let's talk
about your last race.

It was yours to win,
but then?

So what happened?

Do you see that guy's car
if I had a car like that?

Don't win races.

Drivers do.

Although yeah,
we actually are going to need the car.

What?

Appearance is an illusion.

It's what's inside that counts.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,

engines pumping, pumping in time.

The green light flashes,
The flames go up,

churning and burning

up.

They just.

Passed on and then.

While they.

In the town.

Somebody left with the Trump,
but he's driving and driving

and

OK, let's see what you got.

It's just like in his last race,

The moment he takes the lead, he chokes.

The key to winning
is focusing on the road ahead of you.

That.

Also, not crashing into walls is good.

You always get nervous
when he's ahead.

Maybe if I hold him back,
that's it.

I'll be there.

Not yet.

Was awesome.

Go ahead.

Perfect.

Veronica.

Beyond Ridiculous.

Ohh, this is too easy.

Sea horses seriously

help the line.

Who's this?

The amazing dash.

Right.

Well, you know, I'm not nearly
as dead as I thought you were.

She's quite the red car
as you are in the race.

I couldn't.

It's me.

What do you want?

I'm ready for you to repay me
that favour.

Near all will be in touch
with further instructions.

OK.

Welcome, rights fans,
to the Silk Road rally.

I am every jacks and with me,

at the repeated request
of my husband,

is my sister-in-law,

Julie Hawkins, Daughter, hey.

And Hailey from India.

It is too tandem.

I wonder, how do you put
this pants on?

The British invasion and spread out
the South Central China,

bling and fling.

Good morning, Race fans,
and welcome to the main event.

Let them out.

My God.

And of course, no race would be complete

without an entry for Britain's
notorious team.

By glorious, he looks like

Come on, kid,
let's get out of here.

Hey, for me this Bianche.

I'm adjusting.

So excited.

I think.

Glorious.

No.

By this I'm due in less
than two weeks way.

What?

I'm pregnant.

We are such a miracle.

Ohh hi.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Sheen.

You got your sweet
little tail over here.

Race is about to start.

Where's he and good luck out there.

Long before the Internet
connected the world

there was the legendary Silk Road.

A road, the snake of silk,
but can't believe these.

Now it's not made
of Forget it.

The courses are 4000 click hall
straight across China.

The race will take place
in four legs over 4 days

and the racer with the shortest overall

time takes the cup.

Other than that,
there are no rules.

Is the right to strike
in the line?

They're all thinking the same thing

if I remember to put
on my fireproof underpants,

No, just out
for one brief moment.

It's still everyone's cup.

Remember that glorious drives dirty
and it doesn't waste any time.

Trust me.

And.

All right.

Glorious wife, no time
trying to clear the field.

You weren't kidding.

Crazy.

You said you wanted to.

You're welcome to it.

At the races begin to make their way
across the tackle Meccan desert.

You're supposed to be out
of the reach balcony.

My dear, echoes attack.

Here comes Argentina's team Kyle
driving a car with no steering.

Holy moly, newbie team buddy Meadows

just took the lead from fame.

Glorious.

Enjoying the moment.

Diabolical laugh.

Come on.

I can't get him off my damn.

All right, kid,
it's all about focus.

Now.

Enter this all No distraction.

OK, I get it.

Hey, is that a loris?

Pretty sure it's hilarious.

What?

What?

You're right.

There is a loris.

We should stop.

What?

Ohh.

Unbelievable.

The lead car just chucked
to Huey.

What are you doing?

No questions asked.

You agreed.

Ohh.

Come on Dash.

Get back here.

Come on.

Hey, do you?

It's been a long time.

Well, if it isn't the average dash,
Seriously, 15 years?

That's the best you could come up with.

Hey, you OK over here?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Wow, this is heavier
than it looks.

Whoa, you're a loris?

So you got a name or.

What if I just call you speedy?

Eraser and a great conversation
on my lucky day.

Bash you All right, Never better.

Hey, you dropped this.

Well, that was fun.

I don't think that Tiger is going
to give you any more grief.

You'd be surprised.

Thanks for stopping, guys,

and maybe I'll see you around
sometimes, Speedy.

Trying to break up the fun kids,

but we have to get back to our race.

Bye.

Nice meeting you.

Thank you for your thoughts,
Speedy.

Oh, it's nothing.

Ohh good.

Oh, there you are, Shelby,
I'm dying to hear.

Give me the deets.

Why didn't you tell me
that your mark was a loris?

It's amazing question.

Let me have a think on there.

I don't know, maybe
because you want for me how?

What happened?

Let's just say your pet kitty's going
to have quite the headache

when he wakes up.

Your tiger couldn't handle the goat.

Glorious will be.

Name up on the leaderboard,

but with three more days
of racing ahead,

this race is far

from over.

So this race is actually four days.

You cost us the race.

Until the final second.

We were ahead.

Why would you make a stop?

Here was your gut.

Not with your eyes.

That's not what I sound like.

What's the normal training montage?

But then let's make it totally irrelevant

by stopping and blowing our time.

I don't know where this kid has come from,

but he's clearly come to win.

Oh, I know this one.

He came from China.

Six days, Super impressive.

On opposite day, 6th place.

You did great, kid.

I was in the lead,
which is when you always lose it.

But when you're behind, kid,
you're a force of nature.

How could you not have
adorned me?

That's quite such a driver.

Fantastical, fantastical.

Anyone else would have come in
and last after the stopping,

like you did today, but then.

Watching you thrive.

He's like a boy,
three in a motion man.

I need a snack.

I don't know, maybe a pint of ice cream
and some seaweed fun die.

OK.

Yeah.

I know why he's doing it,

but I'm still terrified every time
he walks out of that gate.

Watch over him up there, OK?

For both of us.

Who could that be at this hour?

Ohh, thank you.

Come in, come in.

What?

How was seriously me?

How did I?

Not a big fan of parties, huh?

Hey, you wait up.

Hey, where'd you go?

Oh, hey,

hey.

Hi.

It's a it's you.

Oh, I see you've been working
on your conversation skills.

My conversation skills because
that's what you said last time,

so 6th place, not speedy,

could be worse.

Ohh, I get it.

You're one of those all or nothing racers

and it's just all about the trophy.

Why wouldn't say that exactly.

OK, so you're more of the fame
and glory type.

I I don't think
that's it either.

And what are you?

Well, I'm really only here
for my granny.

I'm trying to save our home
from this psychotic toad.

Save your home.

Yeah, and not just my home.

He's actually planning on this,

trying the entire loris village.

The entire Loris village.

And it's going to kill
my granny by.

I just know it.

Gritty.

Bye.

Wait, you're that should.

I don't know.

I guess it depends which city
you think I am from the park.

When we were kids,
you were wearing a

painted soup pot
on your head.

That was you.

I I looked for you a lot,
but I I couldn't find you.

I never even knew your name.

I still don't know your name.

It's Shelby Shelby.

Why did I ever see you again?

We moved to the city
for my dad's job.

My last happy memories
are actually in the village.

What?

I just can't believe it's really
you after all this time.

I know this is this is crazy.

I.

What are the chances?

Don't.

What do you say
we take a walk, speedy?

What's going on?

Nothing.

I just need to stretch
my

stretch of quads.

I don't think he knows.

Time for round two.

Here Kitty Kitty.

Smart.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And welcome back 659

at the Happy Pagoda,

another big party.

Who wants to tell me something?

What happened to old Bing?

Did she ever actually start bottling
and selling her own tea?

No, but she's still claiming
that when she does,

she's going to be steeped in tea money.

Ohh, what about
the two triplets?

Are they still there?

Yeah, they're still there, I think.

I'm not really sure actually.

It's kind of hard to tell.

Hey, you think you want to maybe?

I don't know.

Are you asking me
to dance, speedy?

I I I mean I.

While this is no longer in service,

please cheque the number
and try OK?

Nash isn't there.

Bye.

I'm coming.

Snack time.

Ohh boy.

What's going on?

This is weird.

Wait a minute.

Is this what Granny was always
talking about talking about?

Holly Dolly, did you say
that I did not.

Ohh, this is interesting.

Excuse me?

Thank you.

Ohh.

Not bad, Speedy.

Not bad at all.

Well, goodbye, right

every Jacks, and welcome back to dying
through the Silk Road rally.

Not necessary at all,
but obviously absolutely necessary.

Air another cheating for you?

Of course there are horses.

The Sea, who is hardly
a horse at all.

I know the thing.

So they're cheering
for my best friend.

Videos of she saving me
and my bambinos have gone viral.

Spiral.

Doesn't even have
a social media coordinator.

I think you got some fans.

Hey, true Morris Temps insists

on the slow train

to engage in a classic raising
of the

stakes.

What do you have in mind?

If you win?

Not only will I give you
the deed to your house,

I'll give you the deed
to the whole

Loris Phillip.

What's the catch if you lose?

You become my echo.

Deal.

Wow.

Classy.

OK.

She That tree and that.

Nice splash.

I was talking to the tree.

Congrats, You're no longer
on my list.

You, you're fine.

You're fine.

Call me.

OK.

Put me out.

Well, that was weird.

You're not wrong.

Unless she has arrived
at a truck full of tiny times,

he might be in some serious trouble.

Awesome.

There you go, a little fella,

fella.

Come on, Nash,
we can still take the leg.

Please.

Well.

Good job.

Baby Nash, don't disconnect
that hitch.

We're going to lose
a tonne of time, kid.

I know, but I entered the Silk Road rally
to save family,

and that's exactly what I'm

going to do.

Let's just make it quick, OK?

Do you think this will work?

Not chance.

What?

You're kidding?

Ohh this is not looking
good folks.

The white of pressure
are going to rip chase car into.

Come on, don't give out on me.

Come on.

Come on.

Save.

Super scary guy.

Well, yes.

Angelina, I'm so glad you guys are safe.

See me.

Lizzie, thank you so much
for saving my babies

and my Beppe.

I don't know what I do without him.

Well, this is truly
a remarkable moment, folks,

and one that I don't think
we'll forget

in a hurry.

The moment when an unlikely
little Lawrence

became these face of the Silk Road rally.

It's cheap.

He saved all the other racers.

Really.

My goodness, look
at what your boy has done.

You must be so proud.

Oh, I am.

But I'm also so ashamed
of myself.

I wasn't ever really helping him
find his though, was I?

I was just trying to force him
to accept mine.

So folks, we are at the end of day two

and what a spectacular day
of racing it has been.

Team being glorious Neb first place again,

no big surprise there,

but the big story of

the day is too muddy Meadows

who has shocked the world

by climbing into third place

after

a herring rescue.

We are here with fan favourite
and hero of the day.

Ohh, she.

We would be remiss

if we didn't ask you the question
that is on everyone's mind.

If you hit yourself and it hurts,

does that mean you're strong or weak?

No.

What were you thinking when you stopped
in the middle of the race

to rescue all your

competitors?

What was going through your mind?

Talk us through it.

Honestly, I wasn't thinking.

My friends are endangered.

Besides, I still have
two more days.

Seriously, two more?

Well, Jay, you definitely came off
looking like a real winner today.

Thanks.

It's like an old friend told me winners
are always winning,

even when they're losing.

OK, when I say, you say.

Idiots.

Glorious, replies.

Glorious.

Because you're going to be hard

to get a good Call of Response game

with Echoes.

Daddy.

Get the shell brothers.

Happy you can join the festivities
in honour of

and sponsored by me Pressure.

Would you have risked our families
business over a bet?

Best bet.

Oh, that guy.

Don't even daddy.

He's in 3rd place which is so many places
behind first place

you couldn't even count

it if you want to.

If you lose Martin Meadows,
you'll lose everything.

Please Daddy,
I'm not

as moronic as my brothers.

No offence.

Well, some of it.

I've taken out an insurance
policy.

It's free.

You don't have to say it's V every time
your name shows up on

my phone when you call.

It's how phones were.

Never mind.

What do you want?

We're going, so it's up to you.

You won't need to beat up the goat.

No, I want you to find sweetness,

cravings, dance fans,

and welcome to the Mural Lang Fools poll.

And what a beautiful Frozen debate.

Realise if you take tomorrow
by 20 minutes

would only be 10 minutes from the top.

If you could pull
that off mate the next day

you would have a real chance at the cow.

So, right, touch a knife,
throwing out your seal.

The deal would be great,

but nitros would beat
outside our budget,

which is nothing.

Don't wait God.

Ohh, seriously?

Thanks.

This could really help us close
that 29 million gap.

Can you?

OK.

So this is what a
burgeoning superstar does,

and it's off time.

Star Ohh then what are you
doing on my cup?

So last time I saw you,
I believe you were asking me to.

Dance.

Was I?

Looking good.

OK.

OK, well, slow down.

They're speedy.

See.

Isn't that better?

Yeah.

I like the way you dance.

Then you should probably thank
my granny.

She's the only person
I've ever danced with.

She taught me all my moves.

How do you like it then?

Dancing with someone else?

I like it a lot less elbow skin.

I'm sorry, I can't not like this but.

Wait, show me.

Hey.

Something get under your ward speed.

Yes.

Tell me, what's that dirt
on my little friend?

You told me you were getting even
with someone who double crossed you.

You didn't say anything
about hurting an innocent loris

and destroying my childhood home.

I'm out

came to be appealing
to my love

and taking advantage
of the helpless in their times of

need and indebting them
by evil whims,

and asked me to have
your father's name cleared

for a crime that I clearly framed him for,

which I did for you and which,
of course I

can undo.

Therefore, when I say jump,
you say.

News.

How high right, right.

And when I say side vegetable
you say it still carrots.

Nice one.

And when I say.

What?

Shelby and Vainglorious.

Ohh no, this is going
to kill the kid.

Well, God let him find out
until the race is over.

And when I say dream first date you say.

Moonlit dance beside a waterfall
with a sweet guy

who makes me laugh.

I would have also accepted
putting out a show.

Cool Kylie.

How did I don't see it before?

It's so obvious.

See what?

Perhaps if you're standing
where I'm standing

and I'm standing where you are standing,

you could see what I clearly see.

Go stand where I was standing.

Ohh well what exactly am
I supposed to be seeing?

You're right, it is worth this way.

Go back, go back, go back.

What?

What you are supposed to be seeing

is that you 2 silly lorises
are falling for each other.

You are the secret weapon
I've been looking for the whole time,

so won't it just break

his little heart to learn that you've
been working for me all along?

Welcome, race fans, to day
three of the Silk Road rally.

Today's course takes us right
through the stone forest.

He first made the stone.

I can't believe this.

Ohh, she great.

There you are.

He's the guard.

Let's go.

Got ahead of the Nash You were totally
right making a stop for Shelby.

She is said wait yeah,
I don't know what I was thinking.

That's not what I was going to say.

You seem a little jumpy.

Yes.

What?

What do you want?

Let me get that for you.

No, the windows broken.

Shelby doesn't love you.

She works.

What's he saying, Sheep?

Does he?

Longview rehearsed.

The flea had cuckoo,
am I right?

Ohh hey ohh Nash.

What the heck?

Serious distraction.

They destroy Focus.

Can't have that.

Ohh races your vehicles.

Ohh yes here we go.

Last night, dancing with Shelby,

it was like a dream come true,

but one I never even

knew I wanted.

What if she never comes back?

How could I ever be happy again,

knowing what life could have been?

I couldn't, Nash.

I just couldn't.

Ohh winter wedding.

He's so Shelby.

But a summer wedding.

Enough already.

You've been talking about this girl
for 1000 miles.

You need to get your head
back in this race.

How's this for heading the race?

Walking.

That's 100%
pure Nitro.

Holy moly.

He just took off like a room
with a rocket in it.

After.