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- How you persevering?
- Oh, my God.
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My head feels like a dark, dank cave.
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And there's a teeny
tiny construction worker
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jackhammering on a never-ending loop.
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Okay. What'd you get into last night?
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I think I took a road
trip to Mexico with Tinya.
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Ate some chicharrónes, drank some Tequila.
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Finished up the night with a donkey show.
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- Mexico's about 2,000 miles away.
- Yeah.
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And who the hell is Tinya?
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Can I get you guys anything else?
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What? We... we haven't even ordered yet.
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Oh, God. Sorry.
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- I'm, like, really hungover.
- That's my thing.
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No, this is not how I'm going
to spend my Wednesday morning.
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You two, y'all need to level out,
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because I'm gonna get you
an alcoholic beverage.
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I'm gonna have one too.
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So I won't be the only
one that not drinking.
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Bloody mary, bloody mary, bloody mary.
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What's with the lights in here?
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You gonna ralph, Macchio?
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No, I just, uh...
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Mary?
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Kevin?
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So, uh, what exactly is this again?
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You're supposed to be
able to talk to ghosts.
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I'm not supposed to say.
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Yeah, right.
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We're gonna summon Bloody Mary.
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Sounds scary.
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She was buried alive a hundred years ago.
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If you say her name three times,
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she appears in the mirror
and claws your eyes out.
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How's that for scary?
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That's fine. I'm just happy to be included.
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Okay. She only comes out on Halloween,
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and it's almost midnight. Ready?
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Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary,
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Bloody Mary.
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Man, I knew this was nonsense.
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Right?
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Yeah... yeah.
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I'm out of here.
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Better not tell anyone I
let you hang out with me,
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shit-eater.
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You can see me, can't you?
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But you're not afraid of me, are you?
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How come you won't look me in the eye?
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Oh!
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Bloody Jes...
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bloody Jesus. I'm sorry.
That is so embarrassing.
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Something's happening.
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What? I'm becoming a statue.
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Oh. Oh, my God, no.
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That is completely natural. You're...
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you're just having an erection.
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Have you never had one before?
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Um...
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let's...
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let's have a talk.
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I can't believe I'm seeing you right now.
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You've come a long way from that little boy
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I used to hang out with every Halloween.
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Feeling pretty rough
today, I got to be honest.
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But thanks, thanks.
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Come on. I'm sure the girls are,
like, beating down your door.
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You know... I've been...
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yeah, I've been sort of dating
this one girl, Camomile.
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She's, uh, kind of playing hard to get,
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so in turn I've been playing harder to get.
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You know, and now we're at
a point where we're both
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just a little too hard for each other.
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And it's very unclear
whether either one of us
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will ever be gotten.
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Well, I think you're a catch.
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Thanks.
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Welcome back to our
spooky Halloween special.
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I'm here once again
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with celebrated paranormal
communicator, Camomile White.
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It is such a pleasure to have you back.
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Thank you, Wesley.
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Let's take a call. Caller, are you there?
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Hi, Wesley. Hi, Camomile.
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So I was planning on spending Halloween
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down at the parade in the village,
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but I wasn't sure if it was safe.
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I guess my question is, do you foresee
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any sort of tragedy?
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I see the parade.
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Big crowd.
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Lots of fun. Lots of...
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wait, there's... there's something else.
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No.
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It's okay.
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It's just dancing.
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- Oh!
- Fear not, dear caller.
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I predict nothing but fun for you tonight.
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That's fantastic!
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Enjoy.
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Sorry, just... the reason I ask
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is because I'm slightly clairvoyant myself.
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And last night I had this terrible vision.
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It was in the middle of the parade route,
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right around Waverly Place.
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People were burning, screaming.
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Oh. Um...
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Miss white, uh...
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Is there any chance that
you could be mistaken?
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I stand by my earlier prediction.
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No one will be set on fire at
this year's Halloween parade.
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Camomile White, ladies and gentlemen.
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This is why the world loves you.
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I should set you on fire.
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You were supposed to be
monitoring the phone calls.
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I don't understand. They loved you.
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I just went on national TV
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and confidently predicted
that in a New York City parade
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that attracts over 50,000 weirdos a year,
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nobody was going to be set on fire.
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What if something happened?
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What... what if it's some kind of setup?
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Do you know how that would look for me.
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For my career?
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Boom! Up in flames.
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I'm so sorry. What can I do to fix it?
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We'll just have to go to the parade,
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check out Waverly Place,
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make sure nobody gets lit on fire.
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But what if someone does get set on fire?
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Then we'll just have to extinguish them
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before anybody notices what we do.
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I think she was hitting on me, Roofie.
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- What makes you say that?
- I don't know.
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She kept asking who I was dating
and paying me compliments.
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Like, she didn't have to do that.
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Wait, where did you meet this bitch anyway?
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We met randomly in this basement
mirror when I was a kid.
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You know, she was so hot. I had
this super-mega crush on her.
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Sometimes I'd even have
wet nightmares about her.
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But all she ever saw
me as was a little kid.
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That's it.
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- What?
- It's the babysitter conundrum.
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You found a loophole.
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What's the babysitter "condrumdrum"?
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Look, it's when a boy has
a crush on his babysitter.
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But he's too young for her.
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When he finally gets old enough
where age doesn't matter to her,
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she's too old for him.
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But in this case, you know,
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bloody Mary's a ghost. She doesn't age.
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So you guys caught up.
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It's like fate, man.
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By this point, I'm like a full
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presidential term older than her, though.
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What are these for, by the way?
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You don't need to worry about this.
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You need to worry about getting on
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that slutty Mary's pa-chank.
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- How am I gonna do that?
- You know, I don't know.
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Be romantic. Find something
from your past together.
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"Herro"?
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Ah... oh.
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Hi.
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"Herro."
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Can I help you?
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Sister brothers.
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Hi, I... I, uh...
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I grew up here. I live...
I mean, I was an orphan.
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I grew up in the orphanage.
My name is Kevin.
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Kevin Pacalioglu.
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Oh, shit-eater.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh, what's that?
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Oh.
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I, uh... I just stopped in
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because I wanted to ask you
a question about a mirror.
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A really special mirror that
used to be in the basement here.
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Uh, a friend of mine really loved it.
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A friend whose pa-chank I'm
desperately trying to beat up,
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- if you will.
- Oh.
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I was wondering if I could purchase,
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perchance borrow it, off of you.
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- Borrow it off of me?
- Yeah, borrow it...
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- Where's your English?
- Borrow it...
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- from me?
- For you... off of you.
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- You want to borrow a mirror?
- Can I borrow the mirror?
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You're the one who could
talk to spirits, aren't you?
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I'm not really supposed to say.
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No. Well, come with me.
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There's something I want
you to take a look at.
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Oh, wow.
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They really spruced up the place, huh?
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Did the state step in or something?
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All right, Kevin, listen to me.
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There have been some incidents recently.
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Ah.
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Kids getting hurt
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in horrible and inexplicable ways.
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Now, I can't be sure,
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but I believe there's
an evil spirit present.
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Now, if you can get rid of this demon,
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you can have that mirror for free.
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You got yourself a deal, sister.
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Good luck, and I'll come back to you later.
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Okay, thank you, sister brothers.
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Whoa.
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Let's go play somewhere else.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not right
under a teeter-totter.
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(Bleep) me on a cross.
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You're not so bad.
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Look at you.
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Ow! Foot!
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All right, listen, you little creep.
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Uh, let's get down to unfinished business.
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I'm kind of in a rush.
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All right, look, I want
to help you. I really do.
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But you have to tell me how, all right?
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I'm not a mind-reader. I'm a medium.
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I get that reaction a lot, actually.
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Uh, why don't we start over again.
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Here, all right? Here, look at this.
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Look at this flower.
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And you've ruined it with your mind.
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That's lovely.
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What have you found?
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Well, uh, I think I found your spirit.
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It appears he does have an
evil ghost orphan child,
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which is like the worst kind of ghost,
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and also the worst kind of child.
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She refuses to talk to me,
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so I have no idea how to help her.
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Well, if you want that special mirror,
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you have to deal with
that ghost child first.
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Please, sister brothers.
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I need that mirror by midnight.
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Well, then you'd better get back in there.
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Get busy. Remember, idle hands
are the devil's playground.
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No, this is the devil's playground.
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Oh, go on now.
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Okay, so welcome to my apartment.
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Come on in.
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No, Blob. I can't take
you for a float right now.
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- Why?
- Because I have company.
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I don't have to explain myself to you.
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Guys, guys. Come on.
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Hey, that's the last
thing I need right now.
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Okay?
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Stop. Go get in your box.
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Okay, so can you tell
me your name at least?
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No. Okay. What if I guess your name?
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If I guess your name will you nod?
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You'll nod. Good, great.
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I'm just gonna, like, rattle
off a bunch of girl names,
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and if I happen to get it, you stop me.
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All right? So here we go.
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Uh, Amber, Rachel, Jen...
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What?
259
00:11:51,070 --> 00:11:53,130
What... Rachel?
260
00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:55,310
Uh, Amber?
261
00:11:55,650 --> 00:11:57,280
It was the first one?
262
00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:58,810
I got it on the first shot.
263
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,220
What are the odds of that?
264
00:12:06,070 --> 00:12:08,000
Everything looks good.
265
00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:10,240
Boy, is it hot in here or is it just...?
266
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,070
Whoa!
267
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,340
What the hell is going on here?
268
00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:16,290
You told me to get you the authentic one,
269
00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:18,690
and to just buy the
cheapest one for myself.
270
00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:22,890
This and this worries me.
271
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:25,900
It's October outside. It's freezing cold.
272
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:27,700
I can't have my assistant getting sick.
273
00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:30,720
You know what? You're
going to have to wear mine.
274
00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,950
See? This is so much better.
275
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,830
I look amazing.
276
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,730
And you still look sexy.
277
00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:41,170
Yeah, actually, I kind of do,
278
00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:43,610
just in like a masculine kind of way.
279
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,880
So here's the backstory.
280
00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:51,320
I am a sexy, heroic firefighter,
281
00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:54,230
- and you are a burn victim.
- I don't get it.
282
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,230
Wasn't the whole point of a fireman costume
283
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,270
to justify the fire extinguishers?
284
00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,070
You know, the ones we'll need
in order to put out any fires
285
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,310
at the parade?
286
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,750
The plan is constantly evolving, Sue.
287
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,150
It's alive. It's fluid.
288
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,150
Try and keep up, okay?
289
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,830
Trick or treat.
290
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:12,970
Well, it's about time.
291
00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:21,980
Miss White, are you sure
it's wise to be on drugs
292
00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:23,400
during this operation?
293
00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,990
These are just a little
something to help me focus.
294
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,200
What are you looking at, you little demon?
295
00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:30,340
Out.
296
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,870
Now pull the car around.
297
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,140
We don't want to be late.
298
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:35,720
I love Halloween.
299
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,220
Sugar? Hmm.
300
00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:42,870
The finer things, huh?
301
00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,330
There we go.
302
00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:47,800
Ooh, uh, how about a scone?
303
00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:51,010
I only got one, but I thought
maybe we could split it.
304
00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:53,360
Let me get my steak knife.
305
00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:54,920
I call her steak knively.
306
00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:57,420
Uh, I'm just gonna cut it in half.
307
00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:59,960
Oh, it's a little hard. Not stale.
308
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:01,300
These day-olds are just a little cheaper.
309
00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:03,100
And, uh, they taste the same
310
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,440
if you microwave them for about 15 seconds.
311
00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:06,240
Look, I can't... I can't do this.
312
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,380
This is a two-way street, okay?
You got to communicate with me.
313
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,320
I can't help you if you
don't tell me what you want.
314
00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:12,390
Come on, man. Help me out here.
315
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,090
I need that mirror
316
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,330
so I can impress Bloody Mary.
317
00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:16,960
She only comes out on Halloween,
318
00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:18,970
and sweet baby Lucifer,
Halloween is almost over.
319
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:20,450
So just tell me.
320
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,390
You want a psychic reading?
321
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:27,220
No, that's Camomile White.
322
00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:29,500
She is a super-psycho hot b-i-t-c-h
323
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,330
that I dated for a while.
324
00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:33,060
And I don't really want
to talk about it anymore.
325
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,430
So why don't you just
mind your own business
326
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,320
and drink your chamomile tea white now.
327
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,980
What are you doing?
328
00:14:40,990 --> 00:14:44,050
No. No.
329
00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,420
You're my nightmare.
330
00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:48,510
Let me get my cleaning supplies.
331
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,930
Why did I have to make imaginary black tea?
332
00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,340
You're all hopped up and acting crazy.
333
00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:57,530
So... Amber?
334
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,900
Steak knively?
335
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,060
What up, Tyson? How we doing tonight?
336
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:23,340
Yo, what up?
337
00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:25,270
Hey, Roofie, it's me, man.
338
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,480
I'm freaking out. I'm in crisis
zone here. I lost my ghost.
339
00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:29,380
And she's an evil little demon baby.
340
00:15:29,390 --> 00:15:32,450
She got steak knively with her,
and she means to do great harm.
341
00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:36,130
Calm down, calm down. Where was
the last place you seen her?
342
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:38,900
She was here. We were having a
lovely tea party on the floor.
343
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:40,300
All right, what was she doing?
344
00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:43,910
Uh, she was looking at this magazine here.
345
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,510
Oh, my word.
346
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:49,190
Roofie, where do you think
Camomile White is right now?
347
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,130
Look, how the hell am I supposed
to know where Camomile White is
348
00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:52,560
on Halloween?
349
00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:54,540
Come on, man. That's like asking
350
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,300
where kid rock is on the
4th of July. I don't know.
351
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,540
Pick a Hooters.
352
00:15:57,550 --> 00:15:59,380
I'm serious.
353
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:01,010
- Hey, Roof.
- What up, what up?
354
00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:02,450
I think I know
355
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:04,500
where that Camomile
White bitch is right now.
356
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,430
You deep in this, aren't you?
357
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:17,180
This is absolute madness! It's not working!
358
00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:18,530
Maybe we should split up!
359
00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:20,250
We should split up!
360
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,590
You go that way and I'll go this way.
361
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,970
Keep phone on!
362
00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:48,310
Oh! Hey, hey, hey.
363
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,630
Give me this. Give... give me that.
364
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,630
What is this? What are
you, kidding me with this?
365
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,590
You can't just wander around
decapitating people willy-nilly.
366
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,500
That's not what you do. Bad!
367
00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:58,270
Bad ghost child.
368
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,650
Who taught you how to carry
a sharp knife anyway, huh?
369
00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:01,640
You don't just carry it down like this.
370
00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:03,640
You carry it with the blade
up. That way if you fall,
371
00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:05,450
you kill yourself instantly.
372
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,020
Common sense. God.
373
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:08,250
And since we're getting to know
374
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,460
steak knively so well anyway...
375
00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:12,360
flip her upside down.
376
00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:14,200
Lighter-meiser.
377
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:16,470
You. What the hell are you doing here?
378
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,650
Nothing.
379
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:20,380
Uh, just... oh, my fingertips
are, like, freezing.
380
00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:21,560
Oh, my God.
381
00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:24,050
- It was you.
- What?
382
00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:27,060
I should have known. You
should have known what?
383
00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:29,130
You were going to come to the
parade and set yourself on fire
384
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:31,370
- just to make me look bad.
- No.
385
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:34,040
Madam, I assure you I
hatched no such scheme.
386
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,310
Right. I'm phoning the police.
387
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,650
Don't phone the police.
388
00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:39,630
Don't call the cops. It... it was me.
389
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,260
What?
390
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:42,630
I was the caller on the talk show.
391
00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:45,500
I had never been to the
Greenwich Village parade before.
392
00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:47,570
I've always wanted to go, but
you always made me stay home
393
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:50,270
so you could watch me eat candy.
394
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,550
You are going to eat so
much candy right now.
395
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:57,700
And you're going to swallow all of it.
396
00:17:58,030 --> 00:18:00,360
Oh, my God. I'm so turned on right now.
397
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,200
Why did you... why did you
just save me like that?
398
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:03,600
Come on, Sue! Right bloody now!
399
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:05,170
I have to go.
400
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,640
When she starts in with the "bloody's",
401
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,310
I know she's really upset.
402
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,660
No, you don't have to
do everything she says.
403
00:18:09,990 --> 00:18:11,220
Oh...
404
00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,620
those two.
405
00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:15,130
You'd think they were bloody married, huh?
406
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:18,170
Oh, Bloody Mary. Oh, my
God, it's almost midnight.
407
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,670
You fudged me, didn't you,
you little planned fudger.
408
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,750
Now I'm going to have to just use
409
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,410
whatever stinking mirror is closest.
410
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,560
Ah. Come on.
411
00:18:27,630 --> 00:18:29,730
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
412
00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,290
Kevin?
413
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,490
- Hey.
- Hi.
414
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,470
- Hi.
- Are we in a porta potty?
415
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,640
Yeah, I know. I wanted to
do something more romantic
416
00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:39,380
and find the mirror from the
orphanage where we first met.
417
00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:41,280
Uh, but I didn't have any time.
418
00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:42,550
And I've been thinking a lot
419
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,220
about the babysitter "condrumdrum."
420
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:46,360
And I think Roofie was right.
421
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:47,740
We beat this thing. We
can finally be together.
422
00:18:48,070 --> 00:18:49,400
Like bf and gf.
423
00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:51,300
Uh, what?
424
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,770
Well, you know, I haven't
given a ton of thought
425
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:56,710
to how the physical, uh,
intimate stuff would work.
426
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,480
Okay, Kevin. That's enough.
427
00:18:58,490 --> 00:19:01,120
Um, we can't be together.
428
00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:03,330
We can't... what... what do you mean?
429
00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:04,530
Why?
430
00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:10,640
I always saw you as like a son.
431
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,450
Oh, my God.
432
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:16,450
Oh, my God. I'm an idiot.
433
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:18,630
No, you're not. The thing is,
434
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,290
I always wanted to be a mother.
435
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,810
I could just never have kids of my own.
436
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,370
But then I met you,
437
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,340
and you were this sweet little boy
438
00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:27,820
who not only clearly needed a mother,
439
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,460
but could also see ghosts.
440
00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:33,220
I thought it was perfect.
441
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:34,690
Well, the same, Mary, I...
442
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,200
I bungled our entire relationship.
443
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,780
You were never really good with
picking up the nonverbal cues.
444
00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:42,320
No, not really.
445
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,130
You weren't trying to
kill Camomile, were you?
446
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,840
A mother.
447
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,470
All right, come on.
448
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,280
I want to show you something. Come here.
449
00:20:03,130 --> 00:20:04,720
Uh, Mary?
450
00:20:04,730 --> 00:20:07,260
This is Amber. Amber, this is Mary.
451
00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:08,490
Hi.
452
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,230
Oh, my.
453
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,370
That doesn't look very uninfected.
454
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,580
Can I take a look?
455
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:19,760
I think I can help you.
456
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,560
What do you say, Kevin?
457
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:22,830
Would that be all right?
458
00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:24,430
Yeah.
459
00:20:39,562 --> 00:20:41,240
Someone's in here.
460
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,740
- You want a peanut butter cup?
- No.
461
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,289
I'm going to stick with the corn.
462
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:52,020
Trying to be at least a
little healthy, you know?
463
00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:53,620
Yeah, that's smart.
464
00:20:53,630 --> 00:20:55,447
How'd that thing work out
with you and Bloody Mary?
465
00:20:55,450 --> 00:20:56,660
Really, really badly.
466
00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:58,779
I completely misread that situation.
467
00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:00,026
That's okay, though. I'm going to go back
468
00:21:00,027 --> 00:21:01,470
to obsessing over Camomile White.
469
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,904
It is one good decision
with you after another.
470
00:21:03,905 --> 00:21:05,719
Yeah, man. You know, and I base my decision
471
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,080
on the fact that Camomile White exists
472
00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:08,290
for more than one day out of the year.
473
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,190
So it increases my odds.
474
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,360
Right. Let's... let's... let's hope so.
475
00:21:13,370 --> 00:21:15,440
Yeah. Optimism.
476
00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:17,310
You know those are weed candy corns.
477
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:18,980
These are weed candy corns?
478
00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:22,120
Yeah, you're gonna be high.
479
00:21:24,970 --> 00:21:34,970
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