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This isn't my bed, is it?
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What the f... oh, fuck.
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Ah, shit.
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What the fuck?!
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What the fuck?
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Help! Hey!
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Ah!
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Oh, come on, baby.
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Come on, Clyde, pick up.
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Come on, come on, pick up,
pick up, come on, pick up.
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Fuck.
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Ah, fuck you, you one-bar cocktease!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, what's that? What is this?
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Oh, thank God.
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Oh, this will tide me over until...
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Oatmeal raisin. Oh.
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Fuck that. What else do I got in here?
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What is this?
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- Synced and corrected by hawken45 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Macadamia?
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Yeah, yeah, don't mind if I do.
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You know, the macadamia...
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doesn't just spread its legs for anyone.
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It makes you work for it.
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I respect that. Don't you?
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Let's get down to dick, shall we?
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- Yeah.
- Fresh off
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the assembly line this morning.
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Our first dozen dildos.
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There's 13 in there.
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You can't have a baker's
dozen of dildos?
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You guys bake those?
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Who the fuck is this guy and why the
fuck does he smell like Thin Mints?
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It's a strand of weed my
ex-roommate got in bulk, okay?
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- I don't wanna talk about it.
- He's harmless.
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This fucker's a Goliath, huh?
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Goliath is the big one, right?
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What, did you mold this
after a horse's cock, Adam?
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Maybe one of those tiny,
creepy miniature horses.
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I don't think anybody
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could imagine a bigger dick.
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If we all put our heads
together and thought,
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"What's the biggest dick
we've ever seen?"
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and then you saw this, you'd be like,
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"Oh, this is bigger."
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And here's a prototype of the box.
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"Danny Poker's Poker."
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Oh, hey... oh, it's, uh...
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Got it, yeah.
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Can't believe it.
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I'm finally in the giant
vibrating dildo business.
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It's American Dream time, guys.
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Ah, there's actually a pretty
high-class glory hole around the corner
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if you wanna blow off some steam
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- out your dick...
- Nope, not right now.
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I gotta get back out there in the field.
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Love that work ethic, bro.
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It's a new business, a new
beginning, a new Pac.
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Fuck.
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Oh, fuck!
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Oh, thank God.
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Okay. No harm, no... fuck!
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Wait, what are you doing? Whoa!
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Aren't you supposed to be in your light?
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Okay, well, I guess that was nothing.
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You! Please listen!
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It's... ah...!
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Wait, wait, what was that, awesome?
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Awful? Or is that just like
a long, Jewish-y moan?
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Listen, Clyde, uh,
something isn't right.
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I haven't eaten, slept,
or jerked off either.
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- Come on in.
- What?
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Look, we both said things
that we regret, you know?
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I mean, we were fighting...
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Oh, no, no, no, no, sorry.
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Uh, that's not what I meant.
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I meant something's not right with this.
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Oh, wh-what is this?
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It's new... it's new tech.
New technology.
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New tech... new technology for what?
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For the, uh... the ghost business
that I went into with Danny.
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You started a fucking ghost
business with Danny Poker?!
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I didn't mean to. It just happened.
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We started a website together, asshole!
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I know, Clyde! We have a
ton of best friend and
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business issues to work through, okay?
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That's a given.
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But right now, I need those
to take a back seat, okay?
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Danny invented this device
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that, like, sends ghosts
directly into their light,
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but I have a bad feeling about it.
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I want you to take a look at it.
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For an old friend.
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I can be an adult about
this for sure, you know?
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What the fuck? Clyde!
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- Come on, man!
- Aw!
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- Ah, fuck!
- Oh, yeah!
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Oh, shit!
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Whoa, whoa!
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- What is that?
- That was ghosts.
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Oh, my God.
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They weren't going into their light.
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They were trapped like...
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Lightning in a bottle.
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Ben fucking Franklin.
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Yeah, that's Ben fucking Franklin.
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Listen, we don't have time
to keep doing this...
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We have all the time
in the goddamn world
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because I'm not fucking talking to you.
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I'm talking to Ben fucking Franklin.
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Okay, Jesus Christ, Clyde,
how many times can one man apologize?
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Gee, I don't know. What about once?
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- Did I not say I was sorry?
- I don't know.
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Did you?
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Seriously, though,
I'm not sure if you did.
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I was so taken aback by jealousy...
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I feel like at the door I said I was...
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It was like an elevator ride.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Just a few of us at first,
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riding together on our
way up to the afterlife.
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Suddenly, there was a flash of light
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and an extra passenger appeared.
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It was torture.
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Balls on faces on balls on faces.
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- What's he saying?
- The man who birthed that device
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is pure evil.
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He's saying Danny Poker is a dick.
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I hear that, Ben Franklin.
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So here's what we do now...
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I need a human subject,
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one with a healthy acetabulum.
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- A what?
- Hip joint.
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- Ah.
- Preferably male.
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I'm studying how it relates
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to the uppermost vertebrae.
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Ah, Ba, Ba, Ba, okay, hold on,
Ben fucking Franklin,
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that sounds like it has nothing
to do with stopping Danny.
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Yes, that's correct.
I've transitioned now
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to my unfinished business.
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Fuck off, Ben Franklin,
you selfish dickhead.
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- No, no, no!
- We'll deal with Danny Poker
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without you. Here we go.
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- Ben Franklin's out?
- Yep, come on.
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Let's go talk to Danny ourselves, Clyde.
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If he has any more of these devices...
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Oh, that sounds like a business problem.
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I hope you and your new business partner
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can figure your business out.
It's none of my business.
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- Stop saying business.
- I'm just gonna sit here
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and handle my own business, thanks.
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Yep, just right here.
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Just business. "Bid-ness."
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"Bid-ness."
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We need to talk.
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What, did it fall
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- in a puddle of piss?
- No.
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That is not a shortcut
into the light, Danny.
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Oh, really?
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It's a fucking ghost
trap and you know it.
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Look, the way I feel about it
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is, uh, who gives a shit?
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You're torturing those
poor people for no reason.
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Not for no reason, all right?
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For this reason.
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Dildos.
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Wait.
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Are you using our ghost business
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to fund your sex toy outfit?
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- Warmer.
- You're blackmailing
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dead B-list celebrities...
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Colder. Like, freezing fucking cold.
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It's a fucking Ponzi scheme...
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- All right, I'll just tell you.
- Okay.
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Ghost power.
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There's a ghost...
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inside that thing?
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One ghost charge
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and this doggie never loses its bite.
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Okay, yeah, that is not okay!
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- Yeah.
- No! That... that is...
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that is partly my fault.
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Shit, I'm the one who showed you
the light in the first place.
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Oh, come on, big boy!
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You should be patting
yourself on the back!
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- Danny, you can't do this.
- Oh, yeah?
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Who's gonna stop me?
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Me.
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And Clyde, you know, eventually
once his emotional wounds heal.
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But we're gonna get you.
We're gonna nail you,
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you motherfucker. We know the truth
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and we're gonna expose it.
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No one is gonna be cool
with the souls of dead grandmas
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jammed up inside
of tiny, pink rubber dicks!
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Easy, Jim.
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Yeah, back down, Jim.
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I feel like we're saying
the same thing here.
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- We're not.
- Why don't we just
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sit down, relax, and talk about this?
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Look, we're reasonable guys.
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Totally reasonable.
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Sit down and be reasonable guys with us.
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- Yeah.
- Come on.
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What's a compromise here, huh?
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I don't know.
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Does anybody else's drink
taste like horse tranquilizers?
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Tastes like a what?
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Does it taste like horse tranqs?
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Let me see. No, I don't think so.
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I think that's just your drink, Pac.
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Come on, you piece of shit.
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Oh, I'm so hungry.
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Break!
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Oh, it's not even good.
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What happened to you?
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You're spreading your shit everywhere.
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Oh, God!
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I confronted Danny about the device.
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I told him we knew he was
up to some shady shit.
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Did this take place in a
freshly planted garden?
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That motherfucker buried me alive.
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Wait a second.
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- He knew that I knew?
- Yeah.
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I said, "Me and Clyde
are gonna stop you",
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you piece of shit!"
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And he did nothing to me.
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I guess he decided to leave
you alone for some reason.
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That guy thinks I'm a bitch.
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Yeah, he really does.
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You have no fucking idea how
disrespected I feel right now!
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Well, to recap,
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I was buried alive.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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- Revenge.
- Revenge.
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Oh, holy shit, we finally
got one of those!
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Ah!
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_
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Danny, his sales associate Adam,
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and his ghost poker partner Jim.
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Quick note, this list makes it look
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like we wanna do three guys.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
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That is not the task at hand.
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- Bam!
- Hey, since we're making a list,
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could we just add Bagel Bites?
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I mean, it's kind of a different list.
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Oh, and detergent for the dishwasher.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Why are we wearing these again?
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It's a standard revenge onesie.
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- You sure that's a thing?
- Yeah, totally.
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Good enough.
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Oh, snap, girl!
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I can't believe I wasted
a good "Ah!" on nobody.
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Well, that's the problem with
barging in on criminals, right?
258
00:12:02,948 --> 00:12:04,396
You never know when
they're gonna be home
259
00:12:04,397 --> 00:12:05,488
and it's not like you can call ahead.
260
00:12:05,498 --> 00:12:07,338
That's a good point. I...
261
00:12:07,348 --> 00:12:08,538
Oh, shit.
262
00:12:13,478 --> 00:12:16,398
- Oh, is there a ghost?
- Yeah.
263
00:12:16,408 --> 00:12:19,458
- Where's Danny?
- Man, suck my dick.
264
00:12:19,468 --> 00:12:21,468
- Is he giving you directions?
- Nah.
265
00:12:21,469 --> 00:12:24,343
He's telling me to suck his dick, girl.
266
00:12:24,585 --> 00:12:27,719
Which technically is a direction,
but obviously I'm not gonna do that.
267
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,614
Sorry, it was stuck to my leg.
268
00:12:46,013 --> 00:12:48,288
No, no, no, what are you doing?
Why'd you do that, Clyde?
269
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,699
- I just pressed a button.
- Yeah, I know. I could see that.
270
00:12:50,724 --> 00:12:53,062
We were... we were gonna showdown!
271
00:12:53,087 --> 00:12:55,253
I mean, clearly that's the only way
that could've ended.
272
00:12:55,278 --> 00:12:56,067
Says you.
273
00:12:56,077 --> 00:12:57,513
I knew he had two of those things.
274
00:12:57,538 --> 00:12:59,347
There's no way he would've given
me the only one. That'd be stupid.
275
00:12:59,348 --> 00:13:01,593
Right, where are we
looking for Danny next?
276
00:13:01,618 --> 00:13:03,553
Good question.
277
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,593
Hey!
278
00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:12,453
Where's Danny?
279
00:13:12,463 --> 00:13:15,573
He's probably at home in the shower
280
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:19,503
soaping the hog that is
gonna change the world.
281
00:13:19,513 --> 00:13:21,503
Wrong answer, hombre.
282
00:13:21,513 --> 00:13:23,523
And I hate wrong answers.
283
00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:26,523
We were just at his place.
No hog, no soap.
284
00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:29,573
Then he's probably en route
to a Japanese restaurant
285
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:33,523
- named Katsuya.
- Is that Katsuya with a "K"?
286
00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:35,543
- Yeah, good question.
- Yes.
287
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,603
- With a "K."
- Nice.
288
00:13:37,613 --> 00:13:40,543
He'll be in the back room with
three Japanese entrepreneurs
289
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,633
all willing to invest
$50 million apiece.
290
00:13:43,643 --> 00:13:45,493
- Why would...
- Why would a dildo start-up
291
00:13:45,503 --> 00:13:47,433
- cost $50 million?
- No.
292
00:13:47,443 --> 00:13:48,553
Why would you tell us all that?
293
00:13:48,563 --> 00:13:53,523
Because I am going to kill you
294
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,503
and it won't matter.
295
00:13:56,513 --> 00:13:58,473
How can you be so sure?
296
00:13:58,483 --> 00:14:02,523
Because I'm the one
with the fucking samurai sword.
297
00:14:18,473 --> 00:14:20,583
- We should've brought weapons.
- What, you didn't?
298
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:25,473
Shit.
299
00:14:40,483 --> 00:14:42,473
Wow. Why is he missing so much?
300
00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:44,463
Who the fuck are you
rooting for, Clyde?!
301
00:15:02,543 --> 00:15:04,623
- Oh!
- What did you say?
302
00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:08,194
Really? You can dodge a sword,
but you can't dodge a punch?
303
00:15:08,219 --> 00:15:09,379
A little less criticism,
304
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,157
a little more help, please, Clyde.
305
00:15:12,182 --> 00:15:14,262
That's fine. Listen, I'm gonna
kick this sword to you.
306
00:15:14,272 --> 00:15:16,222
It's gonna slide across the floor
307
00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:17,296
directly into your hand.
308
00:15:17,297 --> 00:15:18,407
Just fucking pick it up yourself!
309
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,477
No, no, it's fine. I already committed
310
00:15:19,487 --> 00:15:21,317
to doing it this way, okay?
311
00:15:21,327 --> 00:15:23,327
Just fucking do something, man!
312
00:15:26,317 --> 00:15:28,487
Oh! Oh.
313
00:15:28,497 --> 00:15:31,367
Oh!
314
00:15:31,377 --> 00:15:32,447
Oh, God!
315
00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:35,347
Oh, fuck!
316
00:15:35,357 --> 00:15:38,417
- I didn't mean to do that.
- Who kicks a sword like that?
317
00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:44,947
Oh, there's so much blood.
318
00:15:45,019 --> 00:15:48,009
Yeah, I do not feel good about that.
319
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,044
Hey, man, I hate to say this,
320
00:15:50,054 --> 00:15:52,004
but I don't think I wanna
kill Danny anymore.
321
00:15:52,014 --> 00:15:53,864
I mean, maybe we can just find
322
00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:54,984
another awesome way to get revenge.
323
00:15:54,994 --> 00:15:57,034
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we could, uh...
324
00:15:57,044 --> 00:15:59,074
we could ruin his business deal
325
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,924
and destroy his new dildo dream.
326
00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:02,964
Yeah, let's just do that.
327
00:16:02,989 --> 00:16:04,496
That's where Danny Poker is right now.
328
00:16:04,521 --> 00:16:06,427
Katsuya with a "K."
329
00:16:07,924 --> 00:16:09,044
It's really close quarters.
330
00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:10,703
It's not like we can just walk in there.
331
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,214
Yeah, we'd be immediately surrounded
332
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,209
by kung fu killing machines.
333
00:16:14,219 --> 00:16:16,189
- Isn't that kind of racist?
- What?
334
00:16:16,199 --> 00:16:18,456
Isn't it kind of racist
to assume that they're not?
335
00:16:18,457 --> 00:16:19,993
- What?
- I'm just saying.
336
00:16:20,018 --> 00:16:21,078
Either way, you're right, okay?
337
00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:22,358
We gotta slip in there unprotected
338
00:16:22,383 --> 00:16:23,690
and grab those dildos.
339
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,620
What are you thinking,
pull the fire alarm?
340
00:16:25,631 --> 00:16:26,761
We could smoke them out.
341
00:16:26,771 --> 00:16:29,761
- Yeah.
- Or we could smoke them in.
342
00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:33,651
Ooh, huh?
343
00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:36,761
Yeah? Am I to assume
from your silence and nodding
344
00:16:36,771 --> 00:16:39,811
that that's intense Japanese
enthusiasm or what?
345
00:16:39,821 --> 00:16:42,741
Listen, talking money?
346
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:45,671
Checkbook? Check-a-book-a?
347
00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:48,253
Money, money. Cha-ching.
348
00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:50,329
Yeah, all right. This guy's picking up
349
00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:51,320
what I'm throwing down.
350
00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,260
Thin Mints.
351
00:17:12,354 --> 00:17:14,354
Okay, there we go.
352
00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:16,334
Okay, come on.
353
00:17:16,344 --> 00:17:18,404
Okay, let's free these ghosts,
smash this last device,
354
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,723
and be done with this shit.
355
00:17:19,724 --> 00:17:21,141
God, revenge is exhausting.
356
00:17:21,151 --> 00:17:22,766
Wait a second. This isn't gonna work.
357
00:17:22,767 --> 00:17:24,305
What? I mean, it doesn't
need to be piss.
358
00:17:24,315 --> 00:17:26,491
- You can use soda.
- Well, dildos are waterproof.
359
00:17:26,492 --> 00:17:28,552
Rubber's an insulator.
I don't know what to do.
360
00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:30,592
Maybe I can be of assistance.
361
00:17:30,602 --> 00:17:32,532
Oh, seriously, Ben Franklin,
362
00:17:32,542 --> 00:17:34,855
- fuck you.
- No, wait, he's back?
363
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,468
Ben Franklin is back?
Ben Franklin is back?
364
00:17:36,469 --> 00:17:38,098
- Ben Franklin is back?
- Yes, he's back!
365
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,070
- This is fucking amazing! Shh!
- Well, let's not jump the gun.
366
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,685
Insulators conduct electricity
if the voltage is high enough.
367
00:17:43,686 --> 00:17:46,705
Surprise, surprise, he's saying
a bunch of science-y bullshit.
368
00:17:46,715 --> 00:17:48,649
Ah! Okay. Here, I need you to repeat
369
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,116
exactly what he's saying verbatim.
370
00:17:51,117 --> 00:17:53,131
Okay, so you want me
to go download Rosetta Stone
371
00:17:53,132 --> 00:17:54,625
and learn how to speak
verbatim real quick?
372
00:17:54,626 --> 00:17:57,328
I propose that you allow
me to take the lead
373
00:17:57,329 --> 00:17:59,834
- in one of your bodies.
- Whoa, no, no, no.
374
00:17:59,835 --> 00:18:01,569
No way, dude. No.
375
00:18:01,570 --> 00:18:02,902
I made it through a whole
season without that.
376
00:18:02,927 --> 00:18:05,806
In the name of efficiency, I beg you.
377
00:18:05,807 --> 00:18:09,717
Now, which one of you is more nimble?
378
00:18:09,742 --> 00:18:12,056
What's he saying?
379
00:18:12,081 --> 00:18:13,053
Well, Ben fucking Franklin
380
00:18:13,054 --> 00:18:15,898
would like to possess one of our
bodies and do this himself.
381
00:18:15,899 --> 00:18:18,828
The greatest scientist of all time
382
00:18:18,838 --> 00:18:19,928
inside me?
383
00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:27,988
Okay. He's ready.
384
00:18:27,998 --> 00:18:29,566
Let's go.
385
00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:30,873
Quick, quick, quick!
386
00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:38,958
- There we are.
- Okay, Ben fucking Franklin,
387
00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:40,858
let's not make a fortnight
out of this, okay?
388
00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:43,818
- No fucking around.
- Lead me to the copper wire.
389
00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:47,526
Next, I'll need a strike point.
390
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,139
You! Fetch me two wooden hangers,
391
00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:52,170
three silk scarves, and a belt buckle.
392
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:54,170
Really doing it, aren't we, buddy?
393
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:56,180
Danny Poker was all like,
"Who's gonna stop me?"
394
00:18:56,190 --> 00:18:58,110
And I was all like, "Me and Clyde."
395
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,060
Bet he never saw this
coming when he tricked me,
396
00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:01,200
drugged me, and buried me alive.
397
00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:04,170
- You missed a step.
- Shit.
398
00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:06,140
We tricked you, drugged you, raped you,
399
00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:07,200
then buried you alive.
400
00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:10,090
What? You fucking raped me?
401
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,677
I'm just fucking with ya!
402
00:19:11,678 --> 00:19:14,026
- What? Oh, my God. Okay.
- I'm kidding! Yeah.
403
00:19:14,051 --> 00:19:15,638
Actually, Adam may have raped you.
404
00:19:15,639 --> 00:19:17,533
- What?!
- Well, whatever.
405
00:19:17,566 --> 00:19:20,160
- It's time for you to die now.
- Oh, shit, fuck!
406
00:19:20,185 --> 00:19:23,205
Okay.
407
00:19:23,577 --> 00:19:26,358
What the fuck? Are you trying
to have the last laugh, asshole?
408
00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:28,044
No, no, no. I have the last laugh.
409
00:19:28,045 --> 00:19:30,045
I shoot you, you fall
to the ground, ha ha ha!
410
00:19:30,055 --> 00:19:32,015
- That's your last laugh?
- What, you don't like
411
00:19:32,025 --> 00:19:33,713
- that last laugh?
- It was a little cartoony.
412
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,108
- What, for real?
- You sound like Gargamel.
413
00:19:36,489 --> 00:19:37,793
- No.
- Fuck, okay.
414
00:19:37,804 --> 00:19:40,724
Oh, fuck, here we go.
415
00:19:40,734 --> 00:19:42,187
The fuck is that?
416
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:45,203
Perfect male hip alignment achieved!
417
00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:47,208
Jesus Christ, Ben Franklin,
418
00:19:47,218 --> 00:19:48,776
I knew you were up to something gross.
419
00:19:48,777 --> 00:19:50,254
You're supposed to be
fucking helping us!
420
00:19:50,279 --> 00:19:52,269
Oh, I was helping, but
then it looked as though
421
00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:53,715
you were about to be killed anyway,
422
00:19:53,716 --> 00:19:55,706
so I figured why not give this a go?
423
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:56,816
Don't worry, I've almost arrived.
424
00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:58,726
It's electric.
425
00:19:58,736 --> 00:19:59,766
Ugh.
426
00:19:59,776 --> 00:20:01,219
Can you teach me how to do that?
427
00:20:06,134 --> 00:20:08,264
Good luck with everything.
428
00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:12,787
Well, I guess that's why
they called him B.J. Franklin.
429
00:20:14,727 --> 00:20:16,787
- I'll fucking kill you!
- Pac!
430
00:20:17,304 --> 00:20:18,384
What happened to Ben Franklin?
431
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,771
He fucked us.
432
00:20:19,772 --> 00:20:21,912
I mean you a lot more than me,
but I'll explain that later.
433
00:20:21,937 --> 00:20:25,047
- Ben Franklin is a real...
- Fucking genius!
434
00:20:27,037 --> 00:20:29,897
No!
435
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:39,037
You ever wonder
436
00:20:39,047 --> 00:20:42,887
how we're kind of the same age
and the same complexion
437
00:20:42,897 --> 00:20:45,917
and we both can see ghosts, Pac?
438
00:20:45,927 --> 00:20:47,877
Yeah.
439
00:20:47,887 --> 00:20:49,857
It's literally all I've ever
wanted to talk about,
440
00:20:49,867 --> 00:20:51,047
but you aggressively said
that we couldn't.
441
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,067
I'm your brother, Pac.
442
00:20:56,936 --> 00:20:59,826
Oh, my God. Are you serious?
443
00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:04,887
No, I'm not serious.
444
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,877
It's a fucking coincidence, you monkey.
445
00:21:09,887 --> 00:21:12,927
Clyde?
446
00:21:12,937 --> 00:21:15,987
Thank you, Ben fucking Franklin!
447
00:21:15,997 --> 00:21:18,867
Dude, are you serious?
448
00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:21,067
This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen,
449
00:21:21,464 --> 00:21:22,554
and I once judged
450
00:21:22,564 --> 00:21:24,911
a spelling competition in Alabama.
451
00:21:24,912 --> 00:21:26,052
Watch out!
452
00:21:26,063 --> 00:21:29,310
Hey, who waits on a lightning bolt
453
00:21:29,335 --> 00:21:32,345
when there's literally
not a cloud in the sk... ah!
454
00:21:54,255 --> 00:21:56,345
No, am I... am I fucking dead?
455
00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:58,305
No, this has gotta be a joke.
456
00:22:02,185 --> 00:22:04,195
No unfinished business, though!
457
00:22:04,205 --> 00:22:06,903
Damn straight! Classic Danny Poker.
458
00:22:06,904 --> 00:22:08,692
I guess I did it all, assholes.
459
00:22:08,693 --> 00:22:10,228
Oh, ho, ho, ho, man!
460
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:12,309
Well, suck my dick, Earth!
461
00:22:17,189 --> 00:22:20,319
Suck my dick, Danny Poker.
462
00:22:22,129 --> 00:22:23,329
Is it over?
463
00:22:23,339 --> 00:22:25,289
Yeah.
464
00:22:25,299 --> 00:22:29,129
Yeah, it's over.
465
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,109
Thank God.
466
00:22:33,229 --> 00:22:36,179
- Hey, Clyde?
- Yeah?
467
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:39,249
I'm really sorry that I went
into business with Danny Poker.
468
00:22:39,259 --> 00:22:42,159
That was an asshole thing to do, man.
469
00:22:42,169 --> 00:22:43,269
I don't blame you if you never wanna be
470
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,329
my business partner or my friend again.
471
00:22:48,129 --> 00:22:50,159
I'll take you back, buddy.
472
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,309
Really?
473
00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:54,139
Yeah. That's what best friends do.
474
00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,249
- Whoo, we got one.
- It feels good when you connect.
475
00:23:00,259 --> 00:23:03,269
- Oh, man.
- Oh, what a night.
476
00:23:03,279 --> 00:23:07,159
Hey, do you remember what
I had for dinner tonight?
477
00:23:07,169 --> 00:23:10,269
I have, like, the most
magnificent taste in my mouth.
478
00:23:10,279 --> 00:23:13,109
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, it's like...
479
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:14,269
it's like... tastes of power.
480
00:23:14,279 --> 00:23:16,169
- Oh.
- Yeah.
481
00:23:16,179 --> 00:23:17,269
About that...
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