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- Oh, hi, dear. You hungry?
- Hey.
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No, I'm good.
Debra made lunch.
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Oh, a wonderful sense
of humor.
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Robbie, I'm gonna do a load
of your socks and underpants.
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Now, are you wearing today's
underpants or yesterday's?
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- They're fine, Ma.
- No no, let me see.
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- No no no no no no.
- No no no.
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Don't! Come on!
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Robert, you know the most
important pants a person has?
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- Underpants.
- I know, Ma.
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You remember when you ran out
of underpants that time?
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It was the fifth grade, Ma.
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And you had to wear a pair
of Raymond's underpants to school.
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Eww! You never told me that.
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I'm checking your dresser.
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Hey, Ray, did you hear my imitation
of Robert's tushy cushion?
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How about a salad, fatso?
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A salad!
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Oh, man.
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Talking tushy cushion.
That's clever.
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Yeah, you should hear his new bit
about the toilet seat talking to me.
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How do you do it?
How do you live with them?
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If I were you, I would be
wiping off my fingerprints
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and rehearsing
my 911 call.
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Oh, you get used
to them, you know?
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It's like an impacted
wisdom tooth.
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Without the wisdom.
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My "TV Guide" is missing!
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I left it on the armrest of the sofa,
now it's not on the armrest of the sofa!
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Where is my "TV Guide"?
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- Ma had it last.
- Marie!
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"TV Guide"!
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Yeah.
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Gotta have a little fun, right?
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Oh, did you do that yourself?
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They're coming!
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So, this is good, huh?
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You and me watching
a ballgame.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, this is nice.
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- There's another game next week...
- Shut up, it's back on.
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Hey.
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Listen, is Robert around?
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Marie took him
to his doctor's appointment.
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Oh, good.
'Cause I wanna talk to you guys.
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Oh, good Lord Almighty, what?
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Now, listen.
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Listen up, I've been thinking about
what to get Robert for his birthday.
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Uh, all right.
All I have is a 10.
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Can this be for Christmas too?
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Hey, can I go halfsies with ya?
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You know, that's exactly why we need
to do something nice for Robert.
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Because not only did he
get gored by a bull,
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but he's had to put up with that kind
of stuff for three months.
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What does she want,
another 10?
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Hey, how did Robert's
appointment go?
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- Not good.
- What do you mean? What happened?
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I asked the doctor
about the clicking in my jaw
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when I chew sometimes,
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and he said there isn't much
I could really do about it.
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I have a suggestion.
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- What about Robert?
- Oh, no...
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he's good.
His therapy is going very well.
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In fact, he can move back
into his apartment in three weeks.
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Oh my God,
another three weeks?
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- Hey, Robert.
- Hey, Robert.
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Well, I suppose you heard
my wonderful news.
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Yeah, three more weeks.
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- Three more weeks.
- No, listen.
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Three more weeks.
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Well, if you say it like that...
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Here, let me try.
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Bubonic plague.
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Hey, what do you got?
Is that a new cushion?
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Whoo. Boy, I wish
I had one of those.
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Man, that is... sweet.
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Robbie, three more weeks
is not so bad.
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And your father and I will help you
with your stretching.
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I just wanna say,
if you do the one
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where you throw your legs
over your head,
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all baggage must be
completely stowed.
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All right, go ahead and laugh,
that's what everyone else does.
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Listen, we were just talking
about your birthday.
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Oh, yeah yeah,
my birthday.
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Happy birthday to the middle-aged man
who is back living with his parents.
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# And many more. #
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Oh, you drank all the coffee.
Thanks, I'm gonna get...
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- Raymond!
- Hello, son.
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- Hey.
- We were just having some coffee.
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- Would you like me to make you some?
- No, thanks.
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Uh, how are you?
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- What's going on?
- What do you mean?
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- Why did you tell me to come over?
- What? We like you.
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Can't we just want to see you.
Is that such a crazy...
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- Robert's killing us.
- I can't take it anymore!
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- What are you talking about?
- Your brother, he's a jerk.
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- No, he's not a jerk, Frank.
- He acts like it's so horrible
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having to stay with us.
It's no pony ride for us either.
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He won't even do his exercises.
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He just sits around the house
insulting us.
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This morning he told me
that my pancakes were... dry.
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And yesterday he told me
I smelled like a billy-goat.
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Which wasn't true yesterday.
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- Raymond, please talk to him.
- What? No no. No way.
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- Come on, he's your brother.
- He's your son!
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You're gonna throw
that in my face?
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Raymond, we don't know
what else to do.
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He's probably just
going stir-crazy here.
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Hey, I have an idea.
Why don't you guys move?
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Why would you say that?
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Hmm.
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- I'll talk to him.
- I don't understand why you would...
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I'm talking to him!
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Hey. Are you stretching?
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No, I dropped a Fruit Loop
under the couch.
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So... Mom and Dad starting
to get to you?
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Starting to get to me?
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They've burrowed into my head
and they sit on my brain,
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poking the backs of my eyes.
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Yeah, they'll do that.
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But, maybe you should
cut them some slack.
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What?
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Yeah, 'cause they mean
well, you know?
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Well, Mom means well,
Dad's just mean.
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What, they sent you
in here to talk to me?
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No. No, not at all.
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Come on, Ray, everybody knows
you're Ma's little lapdog.
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- What are you talking about?
- You know, she gives you treats,
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and you scamper around,
doing tricks
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like a trained poodle.
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I think I'll start
calling you "Princess."
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I'm not a poodle, Robert.
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Princess want a Fruit Loop?
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Are you just gonna be
a pain in the ass to everybody?
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Oh, yeah yeah,
there you go.
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Pain in the ass,
I get it.
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That's not what I meant, huh?
Come on.
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Hey, don't act
so innocent, okay?
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You were the first one
to find humor in my...
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discomfiture.
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Yeah yeah, thanks
for the laughs, funny man.
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So you're gonna be
mad at me now,
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just because you've gotta spend
three more weeks here?
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Oh, how could I
be mad at you...
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Princess?
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God, you are a jerk.
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How did it go in there?
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Yeah, I, uh, stuck my fingers
in his Fruit Loops.
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What the hell is that?
Get back in there.
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No no, look,
he's out of his mind.
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No, don't leave, Raymond.
Please, here,
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Have a brownie.
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One.
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Aw, a treat
for Mommy's snookums.
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Ma, tell him
I'm not your lapdog.
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He's not my lapdog, Robert.
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I just wanna thank everybody
for being such a loving family.
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I'm in there with a bull hole in me,
and you're in here calling me "jerk."
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That's nice.
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Hey, if you're having
such a bad time living here,
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- then don't!
- You want me out?
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You don't have to finish
your rehab here, man.
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- Just move out.
- That's right.
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You're pretty much back
on your big clown feet.
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My feet are proportionate
to my height.
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And maybe I will move out.
Would you like that, Ma?
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Whatever makes
you happy, dear.
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- Okay, fine. I'm going right now.
- Good!
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I'll be back for my personal
effects tomorrow.
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- Take your time!
- I'm outta here!
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You gotta move your car,
it's blocking me.
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My pleasure!
Marie, move the car.
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- I don't have your keys.
- I don't have them.
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- You're always hiding them.
- Nobody hides your keys, Frank.
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If you just put them on the hook
where they belong...
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Don't tell me to put them on the hook.
I hate putting them on the hook!
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- Are your pants upstairs?
- I don't leave my keys in my pants.
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How about the time you left
them in the front door, senile?
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How about the time you had them
in your hands. "Where are my keys?
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Where are my keys?"
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All right, all right, wait, I forgot.
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I had them.
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And here's your "TV Guide"
and here's your big spoon.
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I hope you're gonna
boil that spoon.
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Happy birthday, Robert.
We just wanted to stop...
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We?
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Come back here!
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They're just kidding,
you know?
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Get over here!
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- Hi.
- Hey, what's up?
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Happy... hello.
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Go inside.
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Ah, oh God,
what the hell is that smell?
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I left a carton of milk out the day
I got gored by the bull.
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Apparently, if you leave
milk out for 12 weeks,
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it goes bad
and then explodes.
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However, this is
"lavender bouquet."
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Can we use it to light
the apartment on fire?
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Robert, do you have
any more candles?
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Or an old sneaker
I can bury my face in?
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Make yourselves at home.
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Or not.
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I say "not."
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I have my perfume.
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Yeah, that's good, Ma.
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Now it smells like a cow died
in a whorehouse.
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Why don't we open
a window, huh?
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Yeah, and jump out!
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Oh.
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Is that the cake
you made?
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You know, you could
have made one, Marie.
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The way Robert's behaving?
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No, he doesn't deserve
one of my cakes. This is perfect.
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Okay, you know what?
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I think we all need to be a little more
understanding of Robert.
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That is what families
are supposed to do.
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Is that some of your
I'm-okay-you're-okay
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hippie crap?
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No, it's just right.
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Peace, man.
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Oh, you're still here.
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We're not gonna leave, Robert.
It's your birthday.
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And by the way...
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this is for you.
It's from all of us.
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Huh? It's a gym membership.
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Okay, that's it. Let's go.
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Ray... wait a minute.
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Aw, pictures of beautiful
people running, rowing
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- and lifting weights.
- Nice, huh?
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Yeah yeah, everybody can
build up their arm muscles
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pointing and laughing
at Sergeant Chubsy-Ubsy.
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Robert, we just thought
that it might help you.
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I'll tell you what, Deb,
why don't you take it, huh?
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You can go and exercise
and lose like half a pound
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and then officially be perfect.
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# Perfect Debra,
sitting in a tree #
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# P-E-R-F-E-C-T. #
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Hey, that rhymes.
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Look, Robert.
We were just...
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All right, listen listen.
Thanks for the present,
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thanks for coming over,
thanks for everything, everybody, okay?
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You may wanna go now. The birthday boy
is gonna blow out the candle.
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Just for the record, I said
we should get him a stripogram.
244
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I'm gonna talk to him.
245
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:29,400
All right, Deb, just stop it
with the understanding bit.
246
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It's not a bit, Ray.
247
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,406
You know, if Debra
really understood people,
248
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she wouldn't serve that cake.
249
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,046
Hey!
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Okay, Robert, listen.
Stop feeling so sorry for yourself!
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00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:50,178
- I'm not feeling sorry for myself.
- Yes, you are.
252
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,690
Spouting off at the family
and insulting everybody.
253
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,488
You just love playing
the victim, don't you?
254
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:58,292
Okay, thank you. You can go back
to being Princess Fabulosa now.
255
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,433
Hey, you better be
nice to me, pal,
256
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:04,925
'cause I'm the last person in the family
that doesn't want to climb up there
257
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,938
and strangle you!
258
00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:10,135
Oh, a height joke.
Thank you, Your Majesty.
259
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:13,201
Yeah, it's very refreshing
after all the bull-in-the-ass jokes.
260
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,213
You know what I think?
261
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,805
I think you love that bull.
262
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,817
I think you were
so happy he found you,
263
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,751
because he's a two-ton
excuse for your life!
264
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:23,152
That's right.
You were a victim before that bull.
265
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:26,487
You've been a victim your whole life,
because there's nothing easier
266
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,550
than playing the victim,
is there, Robert?
267
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,994
Why are you
picking on me?
268
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,998
See? Again!
269
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:36,001
"Wah wah wah, my mother doesn't pay
enough attention to me.
270
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,560
I broke up
with my girlfriend.
271
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:43,098
Raymond has a better life than me.
Wah wah wah."
272
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:46,236
- I don't say "wah wah wah."
- You're sounding like that right now.
273
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,644
That's because I just said
"wah wah wah!"
274
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,745
Listen, bad stuff
happens to me, okay?
275
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,412
I don't imagine these things,
I'm just reporting the facts.
276
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,478
The fact is, you love to suffer.
You were so mad
277
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,422
about having to leave
your parent's house.
278
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,823
Are you out of your mind?
I couldn't wait to get out of there.
279
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:02,850
Oh, really?
You don't seem so happy to be here.
280
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,591
I have a milk situation.
281
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,498
Admit it, you loved being
at your parent's house,
282
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,732
because that's
the Holy Land of self-pity.
283
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:16,969
You weren't unhappy because you had
three more weeks to stay there,
284
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:20,274
you were unhappy because you had
only three more weeks to stay there.
285
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:27,745
Oh my God!
286
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:36,752
Oh my God!
287
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:39,730
- Robert...
- Maybe you're right, Debra!
288
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,995
No, I'm not. I'm not right.
Stop crying.
289
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,904
Sure, I've put on a big show
290
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,338
about how Ma loves
Raymond better
291
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:52,936
and Dad's an ogre,
but they do take care of me!
292
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:55,606
O... okay.
293
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:57,615
I've got a place to sleep,
294
00:16:57,649 --> 00:17:02,143
laundry, the food
is unbelievable!
295
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,324
Her lasagna, her pie,
296
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,225
even something as simple
as Cream of Wheat,
297
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:12,628
which you wouldn't think would
be different from one place to another.
298
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:15,394
I don't know why,
but hers is better.
299
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,305
Robert, l...
I didn't mean to suggest...
300
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,307
Oh my God!
301
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:25,139
You know, maybe I never
wanted to move out of there.
302
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,145
What kind of a nutjob am I?
303
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,147
- Nutjob! Nutjob!
- No no!
304
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,910
Robert, you're not.
305
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,917
You're right, Debra.
You're right.
306
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:34,612
Maybe... maybe I don't wanna
get better.
307
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,621
I must love being the victim.
308
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,623
Oh my God,
I'm doing it right now!
309
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:40,022
Look at me!
310
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,027
I don't think
I can stop, Debra.
311
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,655
I don't think I'm ever
gonna stop!
312
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,664
Help me out of this!
313
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:48,598
Please, help me out of this!
314
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,535
Robert, you're crushing me!
315
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,663
Oh my God!
316
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:56,833
I am a nutjob!
Nutjob!
317
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,448
- I'm a loser.
- No.
318
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,417
- I am such a loser!
- Oh, no!
319
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,977
Robert, no, come on.
Robert, look. No, listen.
320
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,989
You're not so...
321
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,423
listen, I feel sorry
for myself too sometimes.
322
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,860
Not like me.
I got issues.
323
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,760
No, I have my moments.
324
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:21,630
Yeah, you. Like what?
325
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,761
Like, um, okay.
For instance,
326
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:27,203
you know I grew up
in a nice, normal family,
327
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,207
I was used to people
being a certain way.
328
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,209
And then I married
your brother,
329
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,370
which is great, but...
330
00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:36,575
they are over,
every day, a lot!
331
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,242
"Hello, dear."
"Holy crap!"
332
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,308
"Hello, dear."
"Holy crap!"
333
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,546
I mean, you know,
on Friday,
334
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:49,584
your mother was over nine times,
in one day! Nine times!
335
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,620
And at times like that
it's hard for me not to say,
336
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:55,656
"Why me?"
You know, "Why me?"
337
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,169
Why why why
why why why?
338
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:03,406
"Why me?"
That's one of my favorites.
339
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:06,104
That's probably why I've been the only one
who has been able
340
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,342
to put up with you lately,
'cause we're a little bit alike.
341
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,645
You think so?
342
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,216
Sure.
343
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:23,155
Robert, I'm...
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
344
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,663
No no. I deserved it.
345
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,257
I'm sorry I called you perfect.
346
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,264
It's okay.
347
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,931
Well, do you feel better?
348
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,600
Yeah. A little dehydrated...
349
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,180
Come on, let's get
out of here, huh?
350
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,182
Okay.
351
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,083
Thanks, Debra.
352
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,053
You're a good sister-in-law.
353
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:52,386
Thanks. You're a pretty good
brother-in-law.
354
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,893
So, we... we really are
kind of alike aren't we?
355
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,956
I mean, you feel sorry for yourself too
when Mom and Dad bug you?
356
00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:03,433
Oh, absolutely, yeah.
357
00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:06,403
Yeah, but then deep down,
you really kind of like it, right?
358
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,799
Yes! Yes, I do.
359
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,410
You're sick too.
360
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,925
Hey, everybody.
361
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,927
Just wanted to, um...
362
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,929
apologize for the way
I've been lately.
363
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,931
Debra talked to me, and, uh...
364
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,933
I'm actually feeling
better now, so...
365
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,935
if you can all forgive me,
366
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:40,632
I'm glad you came over
and, uh, let's have some cake.
367
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,663
Was that you crying in there?
368
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,575
Frank.
369
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,809
No, it's all right, Robbie.
370
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:51,816
You're never too big to cry.
371
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,477
Although...
372
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:55,816
you might be getting
close to the cut-off point.
373
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,128
You know what, Robbie?
374
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:05,857
You need to air
this place out overnight.
375
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:08,422
And tomorrow I'll come in
and give it a good once-over.
376
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,264
So tonight you'll sleep
at our house,
377
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:12,270
and I don't wanna hear
any argument from you.
378
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:17,271
All right, if that's
what you want.
379
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:20,403
Come on, let's go home
and we can have the cake there.
380
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,005
Oh, no no no no, dear.
I have some cake at home.
381
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,016
Why don't we leave
your cake here?
382
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,280
It goes so well
with this apartment.
383
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,489
Hurts so good, huh?
384
00:21:36,489 --> 00:21:40,489
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