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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:51,285 -It's hard not to feel a little lost as we begin, but... 3 00:00:52,687 --> 00:00:55,557 ...let's just take it all in and... 4 00:00:56,858 --> 00:01:00,260 ...see what we can find. 5 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:02,262 Who knows? 6 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:05,332 Maybe what can find us. 7 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:08,302 No sooner than you say it. 8 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:10,337 Well, it's Miss Marcy. 9 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:13,407 Miss Marcy's a beautiful, lush blackberry bush. 10 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:17,579 we've come across a time or two in our travels. 11 00:01:17,612 --> 00:01:20,648 What are you going to share with us today, old friend? 12 00:01:20,682 --> 00:01:22,850 Juicy blackberry? 13 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:25,352 Mmm. 14 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:32,492 When's the last time you heard someone say something 15 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:35,530 that interesting? 16 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:39,601 And maybe Miss Marcy drops some more berries 17 00:01:39,634 --> 00:01:41,301 in the little brook. 18 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,738 Maybe these berries will take route 19 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:47,642 on the lake shore downstream 20 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:52,914 and bring Miss Marcy children in the years to come. 21 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:56,183 I don't even know if that's how berries work, 22 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:58,753 but it sure sounds nice. 23 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:04,257 I bet Miss Marcy would love a special someone 24 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:07,227 to spruce the place up a bit. 25 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:09,931 What should we call him? 26 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:13,367 Arthur. 27 00:02:14,836 --> 00:02:17,471 Arthur the evergreen. 28 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:20,675 I think mighty Mount Mansfield would approve 29 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:23,243 of a name like that, 30 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:26,480 because there is nothing like having the one 31 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:31,753 you hold dearest nearest when the world turns cold. 32 00:02:31,786 --> 00:02:35,288 That's the picture we all want to paint. 33 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:40,293 Thanks for going to a special place with me, Carl Nargle. 34 00:02:42,229 --> 00:02:44,732 -Cut. And we're clear. 35 00:02:46,701 --> 00:02:48,503 -Same time tomorrow? 36 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,972 -I wouldn't miss it for the world. 37 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:56,911 -Yeah. 38 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,814 That's it. 39 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:04,251 -This is "The World's Strongest Person." 40 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,954 -Almost forgot where I was for a second. 41 00:03:06,988 --> 00:03:08,523 -Almost. 42 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:11,258 -Amazing. No other word for it. 43 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,260 Awesome and amazing. 44 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:14,862 -Have we never met Arthur before. 45 00:03:14,896 --> 00:03:17,532 -There's been a pond named Arthur but never a tree. 46 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,466 -Never a tree? -Yeah. 47 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,268 -Breaking new ground. Mwah. 48 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:24,639 -Oh, I forgot the milk. -Okay. 49 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,708 -Does anything hurt? -No, I'm good. 50 00:03:26,741 --> 00:03:28,375 -Cramped or something? -No. 51 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:30,377 And snow this time of year? 52 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,580 - Oh. - Incredible. 53 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,515 -I never know where I'm going. 54 00:03:34,549 --> 00:03:38,019 You certainly got us there. 55 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,854 -So much moisture in the wind. 56 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:44,291 -Is it okay if I take Miss Marcy and her friends to Vantastic? 57 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:46,561 -I think they would appreciate that. 58 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:49,964 There you go. 59 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,632 -They're so warm. 60 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,968 -Sorry just going to move in right here. 61 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:57,337 -Tony. -Here's coffee -- with milk. 62 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:03,878 -Great. 63 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,480 -Tony. Tony. 64 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:09,416 -Katherine. -Oh, done. Done. 65 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:11,919 -And this is "This Afternoon in Burlington." 66 00:04:11,953 --> 00:04:14,021 -Ready. We're live. 67 00:04:14,055 --> 00:04:17,592 -Welcome to "This afternoon in Burlington." 68 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:20,695 -And camera two. -I'm your host... 69 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:23,030 -And camera one. -...Donald Moore. 70 00:04:23,064 --> 00:04:25,398 -Stay on one. Stay on one. -It's hard to look away. 71 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,835 -Yeah, yet so many people do. 72 00:04:27,869 --> 00:04:31,672 Fox News is killing us. Weather Channel. 73 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:32,840 TV Guide Channel. -Hey, T. 74 00:04:32,874 --> 00:04:34,609 -Yeah? -Keep the faith. 75 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:37,812 -The question is whether we want the parade blocking access 76 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:41,448 to local cultural establishments. 77 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:42,884 -Dr. Bradford Lenihan? 78 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:46,020 -Curator of Burlington's Museum of Art. 79 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:48,623 -The Burlington Museum of Art. 80 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:52,459 If you're a true artist living above Pittsfield 81 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:55,596 and below St. Albans, that's where your paintings are. 82 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:57,098 -Yeah. -Well, I know one artist 83 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,767 who's got the most popular painting show in Vermont, 84 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:03,738 and his name is Carl Nargle. -Yeah. 85 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:07,708 -Thanks. It's just...frustrating. 86 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:10,477 I feel like sometimes being the total package 87 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:13,080 makes it hard for people to see the gift inside. 88 00:05:13,114 --> 00:05:14,682 -We -- -Mnh-mnh. 89 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:17,952 -I -- I have an idea that could change that. 90 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,453 Come here. 91 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:23,658 Our budget's been slashed, and we need your help. 92 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:26,661 -Put me to work, and I will sign tote bags 93 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:29,864 until my fingers turn a rich Parisian blue. 94 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:33,366 -Tote bags only take us so far. We need rating ratings. 95 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,070 Ratings only Carl Nargle can deliver. 96 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:40,440 So we're going to put you on two hours a day, 97 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:43,443 back to back, one painting each hour. 98 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:47,715 -So people would have a chance 99 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,917 to see twice as much of my artwork. 100 00:05:49,951 --> 00:05:52,920 -It's, uh, Katherine's idea. 101 00:05:52,954 --> 00:05:54,055 -Katherine's idea? 102 00:05:54,088 --> 00:05:55,623 -Well, she wants to make sure 103 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:57,692 that, uh, the station is in good shape... 104 00:05:57,725 --> 00:05:58,860 -So do I. 105 00:05:58,893 --> 00:06:01,095 -...so she can leave. 106 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:10,838 -Of course, as a real artist, 107 00:06:10,872 --> 00:06:14,942 If I start cranking out 255 more paintings a year, 108 00:06:14,976 --> 00:06:16,577 people could think, you know, 109 00:06:16,611 --> 00:06:19,146 that each painting isn't precious to me, and... 110 00:06:24,085 --> 00:06:26,187 And I can't take that risk. 111 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:31,192 -We'll make do. -Sure. 112 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:35,462 But just let me know if there's anything I can do to help. 113 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:37,064 I'll see you later. 114 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,136 -♪ Don't you tell me n-n-n-no lies woman ♪ 115 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:45,072 ♪ 'Cause all you know I've told ♪ 116 00:06:45,106 --> 00:06:47,642 ♪ You better leave that midnight sneaking ♪ 117 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:50,611 ♪ To the one who worked it out ♪ 118 00:06:50,645 --> 00:06:52,914 ♪ I don't wanna hear no back-talk speaking ♪ 119 00:06:52,947 --> 00:06:55,750 ♪ Go on and shut yer mouth ♪ 120 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,818 -Vantastic! -Vantastic! 121 00:06:57,852 --> 00:07:00,988 -Hi, Vantastic! 122 00:07:01,022 --> 00:07:03,624 -♪ So don't try to lay no boogie woogie ♪ 123 00:07:03,658 --> 00:07:05,626 ♪ On the king of rock 'n' roll ♪ 124 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:08,062 ♪ Rock 'n' roll ♪ 125 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,242 -This could be in the Burlington Museum. 126 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,611 -No. -It's that good, Carl, yes. 127 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:26,514 -You get one shot at the Burlington Museum of Art. 128 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:29,850 -Well, any building or person 129 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:35,589 would be just so lucky to have you. 130 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:38,726 -I feel like I'd be lucky to have you. 131 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,695 -Are you asking me to be your canvas? 132 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:43,798 -I'm asking you to go a special place with me -- 133 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:46,734 I'm back in my van. 134 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:47,835 Come on. 135 00:07:50,271 --> 00:07:52,606 Careful. 136 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,909 Uh... 137 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,011 -Is this a sofa bed? 138 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:58,980 -Custom made. 139 00:07:59,013 --> 00:08:02,216 -Wow. They're just the best. -Ah. 140 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,118 -Easy access. 141 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,253 A one, two, pop, 142 00:08:06,287 --> 00:08:10,524 and, voilà, a bed. 143 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:11,926 -I think some force of nature 144 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:15,196 actually wants us to make love right here maybe. 145 00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:17,164 -Is this Portuguese flannel? 146 00:08:17,198 --> 00:08:19,934 Brushed three times for added loft. 147 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,636 -Must be, 'cause it sure is making me hot. 148 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,973 Like a Hot Pocket. 149 00:08:28,142 --> 00:08:32,246 -♪ Come let me love you ♪ 150 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:37,752 ♪ Come love me again ♪ 151 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,587 ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ 152 00:08:41,756 --> 00:08:44,125 -You inspire me to greatness. 153 00:08:44,158 --> 00:08:45,626 -Hi. Pardon me? 154 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:49,563 -You inspire me to greatness! 155 00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:54,602 -Put the brush in God's hand. 156 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:59,740 -I've been going to a special place with you since I was 9! 157 00:08:59,774 --> 00:09:01,342 -Thanks for coming with me. 158 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,811 -Oh, Lord. Go, go, go, go, go. 159 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:19,927 - This is a really long light. 160 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,796 -I'm going to Walmart. 161 00:09:24,799 --> 00:09:26,767 I said, "I'm going to Walmart." 162 00:09:26,801 --> 00:09:29,703 -Go now. 163 00:09:50,224 --> 00:09:53,761 -Hey, number 12's here. 164 00:09:56,931 --> 00:09:59,333 -♪ Ooh ♪ 165 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,669 -How you doing, Syd? 166 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,804 -Somebody's got a date. 167 00:10:03,838 --> 00:10:08,943 -I do, and I am excited. 168 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:12,213 -Does she live in an A-frame hidden away in the mountains? 169 00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:15,883 Katherine? No. 170 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:19,386 Although, she is looking to leave PBS Burlington... 171 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,255 -Mm. 172 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,157 -...which I'm fine with. 173 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:27,828 -You're driving a van with no rearview mirrors and no bricks. 174 00:10:27,862 --> 00:10:30,798 -Sounds dangerous, and I like it. 175 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:33,968 Always moving forward, just onto the next. 176 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:37,705 -I wouldn't be sitting here today if I lived any other way. 177 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,807 -Yeah, you got the best damn seat 178 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,408 in the best barber shop in town. 179 00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:43,177 We should all be so lucky. 180 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,847 Every forest needs a tallest tree, 181 00:10:46,881 --> 00:10:48,315 and I think we found ours 182 00:10:48,349 --> 00:10:52,853 with probably the most impressive shaft of lumber 183 00:10:52,887 --> 00:10:54,722 that Mount Mansfield has ever seen. 184 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,123 -Mm-hmm. -Mm. 185 00:10:56,157 --> 00:10:58,859 -Thank you for going to a special place with me, 186 00:10:58,893 --> 00:11:00,928 Carl Nargle. 187 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:03,764 -Cut it. -That tree is probably too tall. 188 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,200 Brace yourself. You are going to get some calls about that. 189 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,235 -Sure. Let me just slide you over here a little bit. 190 00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:09,937 -And it started off as a winged elm... 191 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,305 -Uh-huh. -...and then it just became 192 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,274 a white oak. -Yeah, Wendy get the painting. 193 00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:15,142 -It's so big. -Should I put it -- 194 00:11:15,176 --> 00:11:18,112 Put it in the van like you have the other 6,000 times, yeah. 195 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,980 Uh, Ambrosia? 196 00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:22,750 -You gave me another 30 minutes, and it would've been a sequoia. 197 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,418 - Oh, my goodness. - Or a redwood. 198 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,153 - Yeah. - Mr. Nargle. 199 00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:28,088 -Yeah, right over here. -Um, hi. 200 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,123 -Oh, hi. -Hi. 201 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,457 -Sorry. -Wow. 202 00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:33,093 It -- It is an honor to -- to meet you, sir. 203 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,728 -Thank you. -You know, when I was a kid, 204 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,297 my -- my parents used your show 205 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:37,765 to teach me that anything is possible... 206 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,266 -Did they? Oh. -...as long as you put 207 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,968 your brushes to it, right? 208 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,169 -And now here I am. -Who -- Who is this? 209 00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:43,837 -It's, uh, Ambrosia. Isn't she great? 210 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,472 She's absolutely fantastic. 211 00:11:45,507 --> 00:11:47,509 In three, two, one. 212 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:48,976 Yeah. - Okay. 213 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,244 -Wait, what's going on? -No, no, no, no. 214 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:51,478 -What's happening? 215 00:11:51,513 --> 00:11:53,080 -Nothing that you have to worry about. 216 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,815 You're Carl Nargle. 217 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,784 You don't even have to look behind you, 218 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,485 and I mean that literally and figuratively. 219 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,054 Let's -- Let's -- Let's go talk. 220 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,456 -This is "Paint with Ambrosia." 221 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,325 -A blank canvas. 222 00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:06,093 That's how we all begin. 223 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:10,331 Is it intimidating, or is it an opportunity 224 00:12:10,364 --> 00:12:14,301 to create something that the world has never seen before? 225 00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:17,338 If I'm being honest, it's a little of both. 226 00:12:17,371 --> 00:12:20,207 But I, for one, am thrilled to be joining you 227 00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:23,344 on this journey of self-discovery. 228 00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:25,145 So let's paint. 229 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:28,315 A rock. Let's paint a rock. 230 00:12:28,349 --> 00:12:30,351 When I think of rocks, 231 00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:34,355 I like to think about what's inside first, 232 00:12:34,388 --> 00:12:36,790 because that's what really matters. 233 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:39,561 -Uh, w-- I -- I have no doubt 234 00:12:39,594 --> 00:12:41,095 that, uh, a little friendly competition 235 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:44,198 will bring out the best in you, Carl. 236 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,233 Obviously, there's no competition 237 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:47,901 between you and Ambrosia. 238 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:51,338 What I'm trying to say is, uh, 239 00:12:51,372 --> 00:12:54,174 the young bull is happy to learn 240 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,543 from the old bull, though, inevitably, 241 00:12:55,577 --> 00:12:58,946 the young bull will kill the old bull. 242 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,849 More power to Ambrosia if she can pull it...off. 243 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,150 That came out wrong. 244 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,053 -I'm sorry if I'm interrupting. 245 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:09,524 Uh, Alexandra Moore from the Burlington Bonnet. 246 00:13:09,557 --> 00:13:11,526 Are you ready for the interview? 247 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,260 -Interview? 248 00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:15,829 -The Bonnet series on Vermont state treasures. 249 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,332 You're number four, tied with snow. 250 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,301 I left a message for you on your cellphone. 251 00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:21,969 -I still haven't gotten the hang of using 252 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,538 the answering machine inside of it. 253 00:13:23,571 --> 00:13:26,440 Sorry. Used to be you had a person take a message for you. 254 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,842 -Mm-hmm. -Uh, well, is now a-a good time 255 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,546 to take me to a special place where we can talk? 256 00:13:31,579 --> 00:13:33,615 -Carl's van. I-I'm sure he's flattered, 257 00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:35,482 but he's also in a relationship. 258 00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:38,152 -I-I-I was speaking metaphorically. I -- 259 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,220 -If you mean the back of Carl's van, take a number. 260 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:44,858 -Uh...o-or we -- we could go to your office, Carl. 261 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:48,028 -Wow. Just running through stop signs. Incredible. 262 00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:51,065 -Are you guys okay with me quoting you on this? 263 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,933 -Yeah, anything to help the station. 264 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,234 -As you may have gathered... 265 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,136 -My office is right over here, so... 266 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,472 -...I am a bit of a risk-taker, 267 00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:01,308 and I have never painted a stump, 268 00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:03,977 so I'm going to do that for my second painting. 269 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:07,214 -Two paintings in one hour? 270 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,617 Not that that's a big deal. 271 00:14:09,651 --> 00:14:11,385 -Why is that such a big deal? 272 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,954 -Nobody paints two paintings in an hour. 273 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,591 -It takes paint to a whole new place, 274 00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:19,326 and it's been a lot of places. 275 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,530 -Could be our "Dancing with the Stars," "Shark Tank" block. 276 00:14:22,564 --> 00:14:23,931 -Oh, I love "Dancing with the Stars." 277 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,900 It's my favorite show. 278 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,144 -It's been wonderful talking to you. 279 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,046 Good night, everyone. 280 00:14:41,649 --> 00:14:44,418 -Ouf. I've never seen him that mad. 281 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,120 -Tonight's supposed to be our night. 282 00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,523 What am I supposed to do? -I'm headed to Price Chopper 283 00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:51,058 to hang out in the beer aisle if you want to join. 284 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:54,027 She just picked up a case of the lonelies, make 'em less lonely. 285 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:58,232 If you do it right, you don't even have to leave the store. 286 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,334 -Every stump has roots, right, 287 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,937 evidence where it started. 288 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,707 -Is that a second painting? 289 00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,676 -It's a stump. 290 00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,110 -Incredible. 291 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,160 -♪ Lay no boogie woogie on the king -- ♪ 292 00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:43,143 -"Dancing with the Stars" is my favorite 293 00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:45,345 celebrity dance show! 294 00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:54,388 You're entitled to your favorite TV show. 295 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,423 That's what makes this country great. 296 00:15:56,457 --> 00:16:02,029 -But my favorite show is "Paint with Carl Nargle." 297 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,337 -Get in. 298 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,439 -Paint is a lot like life. 299 00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:14,107 You got to move on from mistakes 300 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,310 if you're going to be happy, which is why 301 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,412 I am going to add brown. 302 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:22,115 I guess Jenna's going to get her picture tonight, huh? 303 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:25,319 -Hm. Did I ever tell you about the time I got mine? 304 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,588 -Oh, God, please don't. 305 00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:29,657 I mean, you have. Many times. Too many. 306 00:16:29,691 --> 00:16:33,060 -It's all a blur, but I remember it like it was yesterday. 307 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,763 -I know. Just maybe don't this time. 308 00:16:35,797 --> 00:16:38,232 -This one time. 309 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,767 -He'd finished all of his chowder 310 00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:41,268 and most of his bread bowl, 311 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,071 and then he turned to me and he said, 312 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,139 -You want to touch my sandals? 313 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,609 -♪ Do it ♪ 314 00:16:47,642 --> 00:16:49,109 -And I said... 315 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,378 More than I've ever wanted anything. 316 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,819 -♪ Do it ♪ 317 00:16:57,852 --> 00:17:00,387 -His socks didn't stay on for long, either. 318 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:07,327 Oh, even under the sheet, I could tell it was impressive. 319 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,731 -♪ Do the Hustle ♪ 320 00:17:09,764 --> 00:17:12,634 -And then he mounted it on my living room wall 321 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,434 for everyone to see. 322 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,606 -What do you think? 323 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,474 -Oh, Carl. 324 00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:23,711 A one-of-a-kind picture just for me. 325 00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:28,215 -But why are the UFO and the stump covered in blood? 326 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,484 Because that's art. 327 00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:33,521 -This is not the kind of thing people paint on PBS. 328 00:17:33,555 --> 00:17:36,524 -Until we paint again, I'm Ambrosia. 329 00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,696 -That's a lot of blood for a UFO. 330 00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,765 -And a stump. 331 00:17:43,798 --> 00:17:45,833 How do I know when it's done? 332 00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:50,437 -Holy moly. 333 00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:53,675 -And...cut. 334 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,409 We're clear. 335 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:58,513 -And...cut. 336 00:17:58,546 --> 00:17:59,814 We're clear. 337 00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:01,148 That a UFO? 338 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,416 You know, half the people watching 339 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,751 are going to think it's -- it's real. 340 00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:06,788 -Ratings are in. -What, for Ambrosia? 341 00:18:06,821 --> 00:18:09,624 -H-- No, last week. -Oh. 342 00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:12,560 -You know, I was just trying to kind of paint the opposite 343 00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:13,861 of what Carl does... -Mm-hmm. 344 00:18:13,895 --> 00:18:16,764 -...and that ended up being a UFO 345 00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:19,366 covered in blood. -Oh, dear goodness. 346 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,739 -You're Katherine. -Uh... 347 00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:27,775 -Whoa, okay, so Carl said 348 00:18:27,809 --> 00:18:29,877 that you were his reason for painting, 349 00:18:29,911 --> 00:18:32,379 living, and loving. 350 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,782 Burlington Bonnet, August 15, 1993. 351 00:18:34,816 --> 00:18:37,819 -Wow, that was, yeah, so long ago. 352 00:18:37,852 --> 00:18:41,723 I practically forgot about that. -Did you say 353 00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:43,791 "UFO covered in blood"? -Yeah. 354 00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:48,596 -So our viewers call the station a lot when they're upset. 355 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:51,566 -No more blood. No more UFOs. -Got it. Got it. 356 00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:53,534 -Understood? -Yes. 357 00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:56,671 -Geez. Ratings. 358 00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:59,741 -Well, you keep shaking things up like this, 359 00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:03,778 it'll be your profile in the Burlington Bonnet. 360 00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:06,881 Have you ever heard of Cheesepot Depot? 361 00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:08,816 -Here, I'm going to load you up a good one. 362 00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:10,551 Here we go. 363 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,823 -Um, I, uh... 364 00:19:15,857 --> 00:19:20,494 I've been vegan since I was 7. 365 00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:23,598 -Really? 366 00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:26,934 -Shouldn't be a crime in having another relish tray, I guess. 367 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,306 -Not tonight. 368 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,643 -I want to taste the cheese. 369 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,892 Mmm, and the meat under it -- so much. 370 00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:53,528 Veal. Or was it lamb? 371 00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:56,363 -No, no, the gray one was definitely the veal. 372 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,632 Are you okay? 373 00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:58,800 -Yeah. -You want something 374 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,535 to wash it down with? -Hurry. 375 00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:03,538 -Here. Here, have some cheddar. 376 00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:04,839 -How is everything? 377 00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,507 -It's good. Good, thank you. 378 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:09,911 -It's great, thank you. 379 00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:16,283 -I was thinking about trying to do my own art, 380 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,351 maybe pottery. 381 00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:25,927 -Yeah, but so good at the copier 382 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,462 and the faxing all the... 383 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,798 Well, how many pages can you fax at once? 384 00:20:30,832 --> 00:20:33,500 -24. -24? 385 00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:38,740 -I don't even know where the cover sheets are. 386 00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:42,309 -Well, I could show you. 387 00:20:43,544 --> 00:20:44,779 -I-I guess what I'm trying to say 388 00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:46,748 is the station's been so good to me, 389 00:20:46,781 --> 00:20:48,583 and it can do the same for you. 390 00:20:48,616 --> 00:20:55,523 I think sometimes it's just being grateful for what we have. 391 00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:57,925 -Without getting stuck in something 392 00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:00,762 that's not working, right? 393 00:21:00,795 --> 00:21:02,997 Like -- Like how you dated Katherine 394 00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,632 and how you don't think about her. 395 00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:06,601 -Yeah. Was that Katherine? 396 00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:08,736 I don't even -- it's funny how my eye 397 00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:10,337 doesn't even go to her. 398 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,573 -Since the day that Wendy was hired, right? 399 00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:14,909 That's when things ended with Katherine? 400 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,644 -Yeah. 401 00:21:16,677 --> 00:21:21,616 What started as an innocent sunset shoulder massage 402 00:21:21,649 --> 00:21:25,887 in the back of a van at the water's edge 403 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:30,825 turned into a picture I never expected to paint. 404 00:21:43,004 --> 00:21:45,438 -I have some oils in my purse. 405 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,908 Shut the curtains. 406 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,980 -♪ Yeah, they call me ♪ 407 00:21:53,014 --> 00:21:55,550 ♪ Hot and nasty ♪ 408 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,985 ♪ Yeah, they call me ♪ 409 00:21:58,019 --> 00:21:59,352 ♪ Unh ♪ 410 00:22:01,522 --> 00:22:05,392 -It's a good thing Katherine cheated on you first. 411 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,594 -Yeah. -So you don't have 412 00:22:06,627 --> 00:22:08,361 to feel guilty. -Yes. 413 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:11,766 A real man never looks back. 414 00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:13,034 I don't. 415 00:22:15,736 --> 00:22:18,673 -Thank you. Thanks so much. 416 00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:24,545 D-- Do you want some advice? 417 00:22:24,579 --> 00:22:26,714 -Always. 418 00:22:26,747 --> 00:22:28,616 -Paint from your heart. 419 00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:30,151 Live from your heart. 420 00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:32,587 -Yeah. -Etch A Sketch a dinosaur. 421 00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:36,824 Have it attack Atlantis if that's who you are. 422 00:22:36,858 --> 00:22:40,595 -That is exactly who I am, actually so that's great. 423 00:22:40,628 --> 00:22:42,797 - Yeah. 424 00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:47,702 You know, and don't -- don't let fame 425 00:22:47,735 --> 00:22:52,840 bring out the worst in you or -- or anyone around you. 426 00:22:55,977 --> 00:22:58,179 -Deal. 427 00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:01,148 You can help me with that. 428 00:23:01,182 --> 00:23:04,719 -Oh, I -- I, um... 429 00:23:04,752 --> 00:23:07,722 I've been offered a job at PBS Albany. 430 00:23:07,755 --> 00:23:09,422 It's the same thing I'm doing now. 431 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:12,459 It's -- I'm just the assistant to the GM. 432 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,929 -Katherine... 433 00:23:14,962 --> 00:23:18,699 you run PBS Burlington without the GM title, 434 00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:23,971 which means you should run PBS Albany with the title. 435 00:23:28,175 --> 00:23:30,778 -You ready? -Let's go. 436 00:23:32,613 --> 00:23:34,548 -Thank you. -Yeah. 437 00:23:38,853 --> 00:23:43,658 -I hope you like this painting of Mount Mansfield 438 00:23:43,691 --> 00:23:48,763 on a cold February late afternoon. 439 00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:54,936 Does this mean I'm your muse? 440 00:23:54,969 --> 00:23:56,804 I've always wanted to be one of those. 441 00:23:58,072 --> 00:24:00,908 -Do you want to see what's on TV? 442 00:24:00,942 --> 00:24:04,979 -I actually, um, think there might be another 443 00:24:05,012 --> 00:24:09,482 teal-and-desert-sand-colored TV at the top 444 00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:13,187 of these golden-rod-number-five stairs. 445 00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:16,257 -You sure know your stair colors. 446 00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:36,243 Let's slowly brush back his locks. 447 00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:42,717 And lightly caress the base of this neck. 448 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,553 -I'm having a hard time finding the TV. 449 00:24:45,586 --> 00:24:47,688 -Oh, um, I forgot. 450 00:24:47,722 --> 00:24:52,093 I -- I moved it into the other room when I got a bigger bed. 451 00:24:52,126 --> 00:24:53,661 -Oh. 452 00:24:55,196 --> 00:25:01,936 -Slide over to his clavicle. 453 00:25:01,969 --> 00:25:03,604 Maybe the kisses are even gentler here. 454 00:25:03,637 --> 00:25:05,806 -Speaking of TVs, I don't know if you heard this, 455 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:10,578 but they are showing "Paint" on Channel 9 in Rutland. 456 00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:14,215 -Do you know what that is? 457 00:25:14,248 --> 00:25:16,951 -I don't get down to Rutland as much as I'd like. 458 00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:19,820 -Soft blowing in your ear canal. 459 00:25:19,854 --> 00:25:21,222 -There's not a highway down there. 460 00:25:21,255 --> 00:25:23,724 -Deeper than expected. 461 00:25:23,758 --> 00:25:26,160 Let's find out if the curtains match the drapes. 462 00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:28,095 Need better gas manage. 463 00:25:28,129 --> 00:25:29,930 -Are you okay? 464 00:25:29,964 --> 00:25:31,932 -I think I'm going to throw up. 465 00:25:31,966 --> 00:25:34,001 -Okay, maybe the highway system 466 00:25:34,035 --> 00:25:35,603 isn't the only thing moving too fast. 467 00:25:35,636 --> 00:25:39,874 -I mean, from the -- from the meat. 468 00:25:39,907 --> 00:25:43,978 I can't stop thinking about how I have a cow inside me. 469 00:25:44,011 --> 00:25:46,714 -You mean the veal? 470 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,889 I just want you to know 471 00:25:54,922 --> 00:25:58,793 that I can't imagine tonight being any better. 472 00:26:01,195 --> 00:26:03,030 Can you? 473 00:26:03,064 --> 00:26:04,799 -Same. 474 00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:09,170 Is this Portuguese flannel? 475 00:26:09,203 --> 00:26:12,206 -I don't know. I got it at the store. 476 00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:13,974 I'm just going to brush my teeth super fast, 477 00:26:14,008 --> 00:26:15,309 and I'll be right out. 478 00:26:15,342 --> 00:26:19,980 - W-Well, t-take your time. - Oh, no. 479 00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:22,817 -Overlooking Mount Mansfield seems impossible 480 00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:24,852 because it's the biggest thing in Vermont, 481 00:26:24,885 --> 00:26:26,821 but some people do, 482 00:26:26,854 --> 00:26:29,890 and they fall in love with Camel's Hump, 483 00:26:29,924 --> 00:26:34,028 which is barely in the top-four tallest mountains. 484 00:26:34,061 --> 00:26:38,065 Given the choice, I guess I'd rather be Mount Mansfield. 485 00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:42,069 Thanks for going to a special place with me, Carl Nargle. 486 00:26:42,103 --> 00:26:45,005 -And we're clear. Ambrosia. 487 00:26:45,039 --> 00:26:46,107 -Right? -Okay. 488 00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:47,808 -Right over here. Here we go. 489 00:26:47,842 --> 00:26:50,177 -Careful. 490 00:26:50,211 --> 00:26:52,680 Tony, did you hear what I said about Camel's Hump? 491 00:26:52,713 --> 00:26:53,948 -Yeah, really moving. 492 00:26:53,981 --> 00:26:55,816 -It's another great one, Mr. Nargle. 493 00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:57,952 It's amazing how you keep doing it. 494 00:26:57,985 --> 00:26:58,986 -Thank you. -Yeah. 495 00:26:59,019 --> 00:27:00,387 -I thought that was great. 496 00:27:00,421 --> 00:27:02,356 I could take your pipe for you. 497 00:27:04,358 --> 00:27:07,428 - Good luck. 498 00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:15,669 -And in three, two... 499 00:27:15,703 --> 00:27:18,005 -Hi, friends, and welcome to "Paint with Ambrosia." 500 00:27:18,038 --> 00:27:20,107 Today's painting is inspired by 501 00:27:20,141 --> 00:27:23,811 the heart of this station, Katherine, 502 00:27:23,844 --> 00:27:26,046 and as a way of saying thank you, 503 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,315 I'm going to paint her a bullet train, 504 00:27:28,349 --> 00:27:33,187 because once a bullet train gets started, it's hard to stop. 505 00:27:41,762 --> 00:27:43,430 -Are you -- Are you yelling at me? 506 00:27:43,464 --> 00:27:46,867 -Yes. When I finished my painting show yesterday, 507 00:27:46,901 --> 00:27:48,969 I wanted pretzels. No one brought me any, Tony. 508 00:27:49,003 --> 00:27:51,305 -Carl, I know it's a period of adjustment with -- 509 00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:54,141 with Ambrosia here, but let me tell you what's happening. 510 00:27:54,175 --> 00:27:57,478 -What's happening is people need to start doing their jobs, 511 00:27:57,512 --> 00:27:58,913 which isn't going to happen 512 00:27:58,946 --> 00:28:00,481 if Katherine and the rest of the staff 513 00:28:00,515 --> 00:28:03,017 are watching one too many painting shows in a row 514 00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:05,986 instead of doing whatever it is they're supposed to be doing. 515 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,855 -I'm going to keep them to an hour break, okay, but 516 00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:09,890 that's good energy here, Carl. -Thank you. I know. 517 00:28:09,924 --> 00:28:11,492 -I don't want to lose it. -I don't, either. 518 00:28:11,526 --> 00:28:15,429 -These are exciting times here at the new PBS Burlington. 519 00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:19,166 -Are these the new tote bags? -Huh. 520 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,469 Yeah. It's only because yours weren't selling. 521 00:28:22,504 --> 00:28:25,507 Let me rephrase that. It's only because 522 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:29,376 yours...weren't...selling. 523 00:28:31,278 --> 00:28:33,247 -I have something for you. 524 00:28:35,049 --> 00:28:38,852 -♪ Everybody, shake it ♪ 525 00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:40,955 - Hm. 526 00:28:40,988 --> 00:28:43,324 -♪ Time to be free ♪ 527 00:28:43,357 --> 00:28:45,993 This dinosaur attacking Atlantis? 528 00:28:46,026 --> 00:28:48,395 Yeah. 529 00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:50,331 -I'm, uh -- I'm having a hard time 530 00:28:50,364 --> 00:28:52,433 not making a lot of things for you these days. 531 00:28:52,466 --> 00:28:56,036 -Well, everybody's going to be very jealous, you see. 532 00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:58,772 -Then I will paint them all pictures, but just -- 533 00:28:58,806 --> 00:29:01,242 -Not as awesome as this? 534 00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:06,447 -♪ But your mama lied to you ♪ 535 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:11,952 -Albany has a ton to offer. 536 00:29:11,986 --> 00:29:16,558 I-90 and I-87 go right through the middle of it. 537 00:29:18,993 --> 00:29:23,163 The New York Capital Region could use a painting show, 538 00:29:23,197 --> 00:29:25,432 I-I would imagine. 539 00:29:25,466 --> 00:29:31,506 -♪ And share your freak with the rest of us ♪ 540 00:29:31,539 --> 00:29:33,874 ♪ A beautiful thing ♪ 541 00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:35,109 -Okay. 542 00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:38,580 Okay. -Okay. 543 00:29:40,281 --> 00:29:43,417 -Okay, um... -Okay. 544 00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:45,286 -I-I-I have to warn you that I've never done 545 00:29:45,319 --> 00:29:48,088 what we're about to do, I think, so... 546 00:29:48,122 --> 00:29:53,060 -Okay, what is it we're about to do? 547 00:29:53,093 --> 00:29:55,963 -I've never had sex with a woman, okay? 548 00:29:55,996 --> 00:30:01,603 - Katherine? 549 00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:04,071 Oh, Hey. 550 00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:06,273 Katherine, this is my mom and my dad. 551 00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:08,075 -We actually know each other. 552 00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:10,944 I-It's Mandy. Mandy Long. 553 00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:12,246 We went to high school together. 554 00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:14,114 You were senior when I was a freshman. 555 00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:16,551 -Wow. -Oh, hey. 556 00:30:16,584 --> 00:30:18,118 It's a small world. 557 00:30:18,152 --> 00:30:20,854 -Hey, Mom, could you bring us up Totino's? 558 00:30:20,888 --> 00:30:23,525 -Uh, pepperoni or plain? -Hmm. 559 00:30:23,558 --> 00:30:25,225 Up to you. 560 00:30:27,127 --> 00:30:30,364 -Um...pepperoni. 561 00:30:30,397 --> 00:30:32,266 Pepperoni it is. 562 00:30:32,299 --> 00:30:36,170 -No matter which way the wind's blowing, 563 00:30:36,203 --> 00:30:37,572 there he is. 564 00:30:37,605 --> 00:30:40,207 I hope everyone can appreciate its strength. 565 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,109 Mount Mansfield. 566 00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:45,479 Thanks for going to a special place with me, Carl Nargle. 567 00:30:45,513 --> 00:30:47,414 -And...cut. We're clear. 568 00:30:47,448 --> 00:30:51,385 -So that was the last time that I ever bought a pantsuit. 569 00:30:55,255 --> 00:30:56,490 Thanks. 570 00:30:56,524 --> 00:31:00,894 Alright, Mr. Nargle, it's another gem. 571 00:31:00,928 --> 00:31:02,664 -Thank you. -Good job, buddy. 572 00:31:02,697 --> 00:31:06,166 -And three, two -- -Tony. 573 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,104 -Carl, Carl, could you get your painting? 574 00:31:16,578 --> 00:31:19,213 -I'm on my break. -Carl. 575 00:31:21,482 --> 00:31:23,150 Carl. 576 00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:27,254 -Hi, friends, and welcome to "Paint with Ambrosia." 577 00:31:27,287 --> 00:31:28,989 -Come on, come on. -Staff meeting tomorrow -- 578 00:31:29,022 --> 00:31:30,257 8:00 A.M. -Staff -- what's it about? 579 00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:31,959 What...? 580 00:31:34,729 --> 00:31:36,230 -I got each of you presents, 581 00:31:36,263 --> 00:31:38,566 and it's just a little something just to say 582 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,969 how much I appreciate everything that you do 583 00:31:42,002 --> 00:31:44,037 for "Paint with Carl Nargle." 584 00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:46,708 -I'm just your type? 585 00:31:46,741 --> 00:31:49,143 So I'm nothing more to you than typing? 586 00:31:49,176 --> 00:31:51,211 -It's from T.J. Maxx. 587 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,383 -Carl, do you remember how you left me? 588 00:31:56,417 --> 00:31:59,153 -This is Painter looking for Tater Hots. 589 00:31:59,186 --> 00:32:01,488 Come back, Tater Hots. Over. 590 00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:06,528 This is Tater Hots. What's your 20, painter? 591 00:32:06,561 --> 00:32:09,631 You coming over? Over. 592 00:32:09,664 --> 00:32:12,734 -No, Tater Hots. 593 00:32:12,767 --> 00:32:15,436 It's over. Over. 594 00:32:15,469 --> 00:32:20,374 What do you mean, it's over over? Over. 595 00:32:20,407 --> 00:32:24,178 -Hoping we can stay good buddies, good buddy. 596 00:32:24,211 --> 00:32:25,979 Over. 597 00:32:26,013 --> 00:32:27,615 And out. 598 00:32:41,462 --> 00:32:45,065 -Then it was on to Beverly, who you dumped for Jenna. 599 00:32:45,098 --> 00:32:47,769 -Sorry. -Water over the bridge. 600 00:32:47,802 --> 00:32:49,136 -You know, one time you said 601 00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:51,071 that I looked sexy in my tracksuit, 602 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:55,142 so I've been wearing Juicy Couture ever since. 603 00:32:55,175 --> 00:32:56,678 I wear this to church, 604 00:32:56,711 --> 00:33:00,648 and there are kids there who think that this is my name, 605 00:33:00,682 --> 00:33:03,785 Good, Christian children who say, 606 00:33:03,818 --> 00:33:06,186 "We're praying for you, Juicy." 607 00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:08,523 I want to go to a special place with you, Carl Nargle, 608 00:33:08,556 --> 00:33:12,527 as long as that special place is hell, and I can watch you burn. 609 00:33:17,498 --> 00:33:20,602 Can I say something? 610 00:33:20,635 --> 00:33:23,437 If you don't like the coffee mugs, then, I mean, 611 00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:28,342 I have these Green Mountain Coffee discount coupons, 612 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,611 and -- -Son of a bitch. 613 00:33:29,644 --> 00:33:32,614 -I also got you guys a gift. 614 00:33:32,647 --> 00:33:36,518 I, uh, realized that I had only made something for Katherine, 615 00:33:36,551 --> 00:33:39,521 and I wanted to make sure that you all felt seen 616 00:33:39,554 --> 00:33:41,054 and appreciated. 617 00:33:41,088 --> 00:33:43,490 So I made you all paintings. 618 00:33:43,525 --> 00:33:46,561 They're on the stage. -Score. 619 00:33:46,594 --> 00:33:47,829 - Yeah. 620 00:33:47,862 --> 00:33:50,297 -I'm returning this for store credit. 621 00:33:55,335 --> 00:33:58,105 -I like when art makes people happy. 622 00:34:00,608 --> 00:34:03,711 - I'm not trying to make anybody feel bad. 623 00:34:16,824 --> 00:34:20,528 I know you want to get a painting. 624 00:34:20,562 --> 00:34:22,396 -No, I don't. 625 00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:24,398 -Go on. It's okay. 626 00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:25,700 Go ahead. 627 00:34:25,733 --> 00:34:27,434 -Thank you. 628 00:34:56,664 --> 00:34:58,700 -Oh, good, I was just about to, uh, 629 00:34:58,733 --> 00:35:00,434 do the crossword puzzle. -Hold on. 630 00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:07,742 "New Artist Gives PBS Burlington Much Needed Boost." 631 00:35:07,775 --> 00:35:09,443 -I read it. 632 00:35:09,476 --> 00:35:12,179 -"Vermonters, what if I told you there was a new artist 633 00:35:12,212 --> 00:35:16,183 who can paint circles around Carl Nargle? 634 00:35:16,216 --> 00:35:17,552 Would that make you want to watch? 635 00:35:17,585 --> 00:35:19,386 Well, one thing's for sure. 636 00:35:19,419 --> 00:35:21,488 People are watching PBS Burlington 637 00:35:21,522 --> 00:35:25,526 like never before for one reason and one name 638 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,830 Am-- Ambrosia." 639 00:35:29,864 --> 00:35:32,232 -Yeah. 640 00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:34,936 -"After years of watching Carl Nargle's paint dry, 641 00:35:34,969 --> 00:35:39,272 the Green Mountains are alive with the sound of creativity." 642 00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:44,579 -You know, uh, how about don't...read it...maybe? 643 00:35:46,446 --> 00:35:52,687 -"Carl is one dimensional, antiquated, very sexiest..." 644 00:35:54,789 --> 00:35:57,257 "Very sexist." 645 00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:59,727 I think I get the idea. 646 00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:02,664 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 647 00:36:02,697 --> 00:36:06,299 I think you know me well enough to know I don't care 648 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:10,705 what people say about me or what they write. 649 00:36:22,016 --> 00:36:24,786 ♪ Well, now me and Homer Jones and Big John Talley ♪ 650 00:36:24,819 --> 00:36:27,722 ♪ Had a big crap game goin' back in the alley ♪ 651 00:36:27,755 --> 00:36:29,757 ♪ And I kept rollin' them sevens ♪ 652 00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:32,325 ♪ And winnin' all them pots ♪ 653 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:34,361 ♪ My luck was so good, I could do no wrong ♪ 654 00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:36,898 ♪ I just kept on rollin' and controllin' them bones ♪ 655 00:36:41,669 --> 00:36:43,938 ♪ When you're hot, you're hot ♪ 656 00:36:43,971 --> 00:36:45,840 ♪ And when you're not, you're not ♪ 657 00:36:45,873 --> 00:36:48,408 ♪ Put all the money in, and let's roll 'em again ♪ 658 00:36:51,445 --> 00:36:54,414 ♪ I turned around, and there was a big, old cop ♪ 659 00:36:54,448 --> 00:36:56,718 ♪ He said, "Hello, boys," then he gave us a grin, ♪ 660 00:36:56,751 --> 00:36:59,319 ♪ Said, "Look like I'm gon' have to haul y'all in" ♪ 661 00:36:59,352 --> 00:37:00,888 ♪ "And keep all that money for evidence" ♪ 662 00:37:00,922 --> 00:37:03,958 ♪ I said, "Well, son, when you hot, you hot" ♪ 663 00:37:03,991 --> 00:37:06,794 ♪ He said, "Yeah," When you're hot, you're hot ♪ 664 00:37:06,828 --> 00:37:08,863 ♪ And when you're not, you're not ♪ 665 00:37:26,948 --> 00:37:28,816 -Remember when you said there was one person 666 00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:29,851 who could save this station? 667 00:37:29,884 --> 00:37:31,552 -Yeah, well, ratings are up, 668 00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:32,920 but we still having a problem balancing the books. 669 00:37:32,954 --> 00:37:34,655 -Well, now I'm going to save it -- 670 00:37:34,689 --> 00:37:37,457 with something PBS Burlington has never seen before. 671 00:37:37,491 --> 00:37:39,392 -Oh, great. Well, pitch the idea, 672 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:41,294 and I'll run it by Katherine and Ambrosia. 673 00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:43,631 -I've already run it by me. It's been approved. 674 00:37:49,937 --> 00:37:53,473 -We are live in five, four, 675 00:37:53,508 --> 00:37:55,977 three, two... 676 00:37:56,010 --> 00:38:00,447 -On today's show, this person will become a key chain. 677 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,849 Let's see how. 678 00:38:01,883 --> 00:38:03,551 -"The Whittler." 679 00:38:03,584 --> 00:38:07,789 -The PBS Burlington pledge drive has always brought you 680 00:38:07,822 --> 00:38:11,526 the very best in Vermont public broadcasting, 681 00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:15,630 but now, for the very first time ever, 682 00:38:15,663 --> 00:38:20,034 loyal viewers like you and can bid on Carl Nargle 683 00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:26,707 or the white-hot Ambrosia painting your portrait live 684 00:38:26,741 --> 00:38:30,377 while still receiving a complimentary tote bag. 685 00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:33,781 This is the public-broadcasting syndicate's 686 00:38:33,815 --> 00:38:36,483 Super Bowl, World Series, 687 00:38:36,517 --> 00:38:39,821 and "Real Housewives of New Jersey" reunion 688 00:38:39,854 --> 00:38:41,956 all rolled into one. 689 00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:44,058 Let the bidding begin. 690 00:38:47,762 --> 00:38:50,865 -Carl is my boyfriend. -He's not your boyfriend. 691 00:38:50,898 --> 00:38:53,768 -Yes, he is. That's what he told me. 692 00:38:53,801 --> 00:38:56,637 -Thank you, Sylvia and Portia. 693 00:38:56,671 --> 00:38:59,941 -They all fall for Carl. 694 00:38:59,974 --> 00:39:02,409 -Another call for Carl. 695 00:39:02,442 --> 00:39:04,912 And one for Ambrosia. 696 00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:09,016 Incredible. 697 00:39:09,050 --> 00:39:10,918 How did you do that? 698 00:39:12,854 --> 00:39:17,158 Thank you, Jay Fogarty from Chittenden. 699 00:39:17,191 --> 00:39:20,995 You are magic. 700 00:39:21,028 --> 00:39:25,967 If you want your portrait painted by Ambrosia, 701 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:31,839 you need to bid more than $435, 702 00:39:31,873 --> 00:39:36,711 and if you want your portrait painted by Carl Nargle, 703 00:39:36,744 --> 00:39:43,450 you need to bid more than $875 704 00:39:43,483 --> 00:39:47,188 in the next 10, 9, 8, 705 00:39:47,221 --> 00:39:49,824 7, 6, 5, 706 00:39:49,857 --> 00:39:54,028 4, 3, 2, 1. 707 00:39:54,061 --> 00:39:55,563 That's it. -That's it. 708 00:39:55,596 --> 00:39:56,964 -No more calls. 709 00:39:56,998 --> 00:40:01,468 - PBS Burlington pledge drive. 710 00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:03,571 -Does that count? -It's too late, isn't it? 711 00:40:03,604 --> 00:40:04,639 I think it's over, right? 712 00:40:04,672 --> 00:40:07,575 -Does that count? 713 00:40:07,608 --> 00:40:09,110 -Yes. 714 00:40:09,143 --> 00:40:14,181 -Yes. I'm writing it down. We're all very excited. 715 00:40:14,215 --> 00:40:17,018 It's been a great day. 716 00:40:17,051 --> 00:40:21,722 Thank you so much for everything you've done for the station. 717 00:40:21,756 --> 00:40:28,195 -Well? 718 00:40:28,229 --> 00:40:30,131 -Jay Fogerty's mother would like to pick him up 719 00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:32,499 in front of the station in 10 minutes. 720 00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:35,603 -That's it. 721 00:40:35,636 --> 00:40:38,973 -Thank you! Keep those pledges coming. 722 00:40:40,808 --> 00:40:43,244 -We did it. -It's for a good cause. 723 00:40:43,277 --> 00:40:45,713 Look at Bridget, 724 00:40:45,746 --> 00:40:49,016 lighting up the stage with her radiant smile. 725 00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:51,152 She is a winner. 726 00:40:51,185 --> 00:40:53,921 -PBS Burlington is also smiling. 727 00:40:53,955 --> 00:40:55,656 -You know, Mary is also a winner. 728 00:40:55,690 --> 00:40:57,758 It's such a joy to paint. 729 00:40:57,792 --> 00:40:59,593 -They both look great. 730 00:40:59,627 --> 00:41:03,597 And another great thing about PBS Burlington is -- 731 00:41:03,631 --> 00:41:05,533 -Bridget's generosity, 732 00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:08,169 which kind of puts us all to shame. 733 00:41:08,202 --> 00:41:11,038 It's an honor for me to be up here painting 734 00:41:11,072 --> 00:41:14,742 someone who bid so much more than anyone else. 735 00:41:14,775 --> 00:41:16,077 Thank you, Bridget. 736 00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:19,213 -And thank you to Mary. I am so grateful. 737 00:41:19,246 --> 00:41:22,683 You know, she hasn't worked in eight years, so her bid 738 00:41:22,717 --> 00:41:24,285 is actually a higher percentage of net worth, 739 00:41:24,318 --> 00:41:27,154 which, you know, feels like the true barometer. 740 00:41:27,188 --> 00:41:29,023 -Bridget, she's not going to be able 741 00:41:29,056 --> 00:41:31,158 to visit her grandkids this year. 742 00:41:31,192 --> 00:41:32,860 Can't afford it, right? 743 00:41:32,893 --> 00:41:35,696 So it's a little scary how much this means to her. 744 00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:37,098 -That's -- That's so sad. 745 00:41:37,131 --> 00:41:39,834 But, you know, Mary had to turn off her heat. 746 00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:42,269 -I'll turn off your heat. -You never turned it on. 747 00:41:42,303 --> 00:41:45,639 -Never tried to. -Done. 748 00:41:45,673 --> 00:41:46,841 -I was already done. 749 00:41:46,874 --> 00:41:48,843 -How much do we raise? 750 00:41:48,876 --> 00:41:50,678 -Almost $8,000. 751 00:41:50,711 --> 00:41:52,213 -How much do we need? 752 00:41:52,246 --> 00:41:56,550 -A little less than $300,000. -Ah. 753 00:41:56,584 --> 00:42:00,154 -Mary, this is for you. 754 00:42:00,187 --> 00:42:02,289 I call it "Rich in Spirit." 755 00:42:02,323 --> 00:42:05,693 -I've always wanted a laser. 756 00:42:05,726 --> 00:42:08,062 -Bridget, are you ready? 757 00:42:10,798 --> 00:42:12,733 This is for you. 758 00:42:12,767 --> 00:42:16,871 I call it "Mighty Mount Mansfield." 759 00:42:16,904 --> 00:42:22,743 On an early, surprisingly chilly April morning. 760 00:42:25,346 --> 00:42:27,748 Can you see it? 761 00:42:27,782 --> 00:42:31,018 -Why was I smiling that whole time? 762 00:42:31,052 --> 00:42:33,154 That's just the same mountain you always paint. 763 00:42:33,187 --> 00:42:35,723 That doesn't look anything like me. 764 00:42:37,258 --> 00:42:41,295 -It's the same painting as Valentine's Day Season 8. 765 00:42:41,328 --> 00:42:45,232 -The creek is smaller. -The creek is smaller. 766 00:42:45,266 --> 00:42:50,371 -That is... because, um... 767 00:42:50,404 --> 00:42:54,809 Carl didn't want to ruin the surprise. 768 00:42:54,842 --> 00:42:58,913 Yes, you both are actually getting two paintings. 769 00:42:58,946 --> 00:43:05,986 Yeah, a portrait from me and one of Carl's incredible landscapes. 770 00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:09,056 We just didn't want either of you to not get a Nargle. 771 00:43:09,090 --> 00:43:12,393 -He was supposed to paint my portrait. 772 00:43:12,426 --> 00:43:16,163 I spent my snack allowance for the next eight years. 773 00:43:16,197 --> 00:43:18,666 -I know, Bridget, but did you hear what Ambrosia said? 774 00:43:18,699 --> 00:43:21,635 You're going to get a portrait by her, 775 00:43:21,669 --> 00:43:25,206 as well as this painting of Mighty Mount Mansfield. 776 00:43:28,309 --> 00:43:30,077 And... 777 00:43:36,317 --> 00:43:38,185 ...$29. 778 00:43:41,455 --> 00:43:45,426 Another $20. Just...here you go. 779 00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:52,833 Which brings us to $74, and you can head over to craft service 780 00:43:52,867 --> 00:43:55,269 and get anything you want. 781 00:43:55,302 --> 00:43:59,707 Sandwiches, some raisins. 782 00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:02,243 -Well...shit. 783 00:44:06,313 --> 00:44:10,351 -You know, I get so many questions about my tote bag 784 00:44:10,384 --> 00:44:12,219 every time I'm in a restaurant. 785 00:44:12,253 --> 00:44:16,390 -What's wrong? 786 00:44:16,423 --> 00:44:18,259 -I know how to save the station. 787 00:44:21,028 --> 00:44:24,131 -Let's add a little smoke to these chimneys, 788 00:44:24,165 --> 00:44:28,369 see if we can make them even a little cozier. 789 00:44:28,402 --> 00:44:30,905 I think Ambrosia might be a little jealous 790 00:44:30,938 --> 00:44:36,177 if she saw you watching this. 791 00:44:36,210 --> 00:44:40,848 -I'm just making sure all your old tapes still play. 792 00:44:43,184 --> 00:44:46,220 -Boy, it really takes you back, doesn't it? 793 00:44:46,253 --> 00:44:49,190 Of course, this river... 794 00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:51,859 Look at that shirt. 795 00:44:51,892 --> 00:44:54,828 -It's really held up. 796 00:44:54,862 --> 00:44:57,031 -So it has. 797 00:44:57,064 --> 00:45:03,137 And that little hamlet is where I took you for our first date. 798 00:45:03,170 --> 00:45:05,372 -Good memory, yeah. 799 00:45:05,406 --> 00:45:07,308 -Great memory. 800 00:45:07,341 --> 00:45:09,443 -You know, I forgot how much you used to paint 801 00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:11,946 all this other stuff. 802 00:45:11,979 --> 00:45:18,185 Ice cream stands and windmills and birds in flight. 803 00:45:18,219 --> 00:45:23,057 Now it's just Mount Mansfield in every single painting. 804 00:45:24,992 --> 00:45:29,763 -Hard not to hold on to a dream or two. 805 00:45:34,235 --> 00:45:36,504 Why did you do it? 806 00:45:41,543 --> 00:45:46,413 -I dropped out of college for us, and I was really great. 807 00:45:46,447 --> 00:45:50,451 And then I realized that "us" was really -- really you. 808 00:45:50,484 --> 00:45:52,119 And you got famous, 809 00:45:52,152 --> 00:45:56,558 and then you started to treat me like everybody else. 810 00:45:56,591 --> 00:45:59,827 I mean, not bad. Never bad. 811 00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:05,232 Just...not special. 812 00:46:05,266 --> 00:46:11,472 And then someone else paid so much attention to me. 813 00:46:11,506 --> 00:46:13,340 And I made a mistake. 814 00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:09,564 I couldn't live with myself, so I told you. 815 00:47:09,597 --> 00:47:12,066 Just begged you to forgive me. 816 00:47:15,436 --> 00:47:19,473 Then like, a minute later, you were having sex with Wendy. 817 00:47:23,477 --> 00:47:26,213 I just spent the rest of my life watching you make everybody else 818 00:47:26,246 --> 00:47:28,882 in my life fall in love with you. 819 00:47:31,653 --> 00:47:34,054 -I just... 820 00:47:34,088 --> 00:47:35,389 I wish I would have known 821 00:47:35,422 --> 00:47:37,891 what I should have done differently. 822 00:47:40,662 --> 00:47:42,296 -Me, too. 823 00:47:46,133 --> 00:47:47,569 -Guess who gets to watch 824 00:47:47,602 --> 00:47:52,206 Seasons 2 through 8 of "Paint With Carl Nargle"? 825 00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,342 -Sounds like a dream come true. 826 00:47:55,376 --> 00:47:59,980 There's a lot of -- a lot of good stuff in there. 827 00:48:06,588 --> 00:48:08,355 -Did I do something wrong? 828 00:48:10,424 --> 00:48:12,493 -You did not. 829 00:48:21,536 --> 00:48:23,270 -Oh, hey. Grab a seat. 830 00:48:23,303 --> 00:48:26,273 I have some exciting news I want to talk to you about. 831 00:48:26,306 --> 00:48:29,544 -Always nice to hear exciting news. 832 00:48:29,577 --> 00:48:31,679 -Ready? 833 00:48:31,713 --> 00:48:33,648 I have found you an incredible job. 834 00:48:33,681 --> 00:48:35,149 -What? 835 00:48:35,182 --> 00:48:36,984 -Teaching at the University of Vermont, 836 00:48:37,017 --> 00:48:40,454 where you will be passing along your incredible skills 837 00:48:40,487 --> 00:48:43,525 to students from around the world. 838 00:48:43,558 --> 00:48:44,992 -I love the idea of giving back. 839 00:48:45,025 --> 00:48:47,695 I mean, that is a big honor, right? 840 00:48:47,729 --> 00:48:50,964 I just think with my work here, I'm not going to have the time. 841 00:48:50,998 --> 00:48:53,668 -Exactly. 842 00:48:53,701 --> 00:48:57,037 Carl, our revenues is way down 843 00:48:57,070 --> 00:48:59,507 and you're making $46,000 a year. 844 00:48:59,541 --> 00:49:03,143 Now, UVM will give you a $4,000 raise. 845 00:49:03,177 --> 00:49:05,045 And here's the best part. 846 00:49:05,078 --> 00:49:08,015 We have 22 years of reruns of your show. 847 00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:10,685 People will never even know you left. 848 00:49:10,718 --> 00:49:12,286 It's the best of both worlds. 849 00:49:12,319 --> 00:49:15,189 -So I'll host "Paint," teach at UVM. 850 00:49:15,222 --> 00:49:17,991 22 years of reruns you're going to be showing. 851 00:49:18,025 --> 00:49:21,128 You're turning ol' Carl Nargle into a workhorse. 852 00:49:21,161 --> 00:49:22,630 A damn Clydesdale. 853 00:49:22,664 --> 00:49:24,431 -Except here's the thing. 854 00:49:24,465 --> 00:49:27,301 Ambrosia will create the new shows that'll bring in the kids. 855 00:49:27,334 --> 00:49:32,306 Your reruns will be there for our core 65-plus audience. 856 00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:37,244 You don't have to host a new episode of "Paint" ever again. 857 00:49:41,081 --> 00:49:42,517 -But I want to keep painting. 858 00:49:42,550 --> 00:49:45,520 -You will, at UVM. 859 00:49:45,553 --> 00:49:48,322 50 students a day watching you. 860 00:49:48,355 --> 00:49:53,695 That's a 400% bump in the 18-to-25 demo for you. 861 00:49:53,728 --> 00:49:55,362 Yeah. 862 00:49:55,395 --> 00:50:00,635 I just got a couple of things for you to sign 863 00:50:00,668 --> 00:50:02,570 saying -- here you go. 864 00:50:02,604 --> 00:50:04,572 Right here. 865 00:50:04,606 --> 00:50:06,306 Saying we didn't -- Go ahead. 866 00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:10,512 We didn't fire you because you're old. 867 00:50:12,312 --> 00:50:15,315 Good. That's very good. 868 00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:18,285 Thank you, Carl. That's all I got. 869 00:50:18,318 --> 00:50:20,087 - I'll see you. 870 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,524 -Sure. 871 00:50:43,410 --> 00:50:45,212 -Carl. 872 00:50:47,281 --> 00:50:49,383 Hey, Carl. 873 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:51,184 I just... 874 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:57,457 I wanted to say thank you, you know, for paving the way. 875 00:50:59,627 --> 00:51:03,297 -I had that plate for 30 years. 876 00:51:03,330 --> 00:51:06,734 -Yeah, no, I used to see you parked at Lums. 877 00:51:06,768 --> 00:51:08,402 "Home of the lumber." 878 00:51:08,435 --> 00:51:12,306 -You added an E to the Mona Lisa. 879 00:51:12,339 --> 00:51:13,641 But here's the deal. 880 00:51:13,675 --> 00:51:17,879 No one's waiting in line to see the Mona E. Lisa, 881 00:51:17,912 --> 00:51:20,280 because that's a really dumb name. 882 00:51:20,314 --> 00:51:22,282 Not very original. 883 00:51:22,316 --> 00:51:26,286 -You never tried to get P-A-I-N-T-E-R? 884 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,855 -No, I didn't. 885 00:51:27,889 --> 00:51:30,525 And a real artist would never Etch-a-Sketch a dinosaur 886 00:51:30,558 --> 00:51:32,860 and then give it to someone, because that's really dumb, too. 887 00:51:32,894 --> 00:51:35,429 -Carl, you used your brush to seduce 888 00:51:35,462 --> 00:51:37,732 and destroy people who loved you. 889 00:51:37,765 --> 00:51:42,436 -No, I opened their car doors, picked up every check, 890 00:51:42,469 --> 00:51:44,438 and always carried the big suitcases. 891 00:51:44,471 --> 00:51:46,340 -Did you ever try treating them as equals? 892 00:51:46,373 --> 00:51:48,275 -No. I treated them better than me. 893 00:51:48,308 --> 00:51:49,309 It's called being a gentleman. 894 00:51:49,343 --> 00:51:50,578 -Until you moved on to the next. 895 00:51:50,612 --> 00:51:52,212 -Because your girlfriend made a mistake. 896 00:51:52,245 --> 00:51:53,781 -You're a mistake. 897 00:51:57,852 --> 00:52:00,320 -You're lucky I'm an artist instead of a woman 898 00:52:00,354 --> 00:52:02,790 who says really mean things to other women, 899 00:52:02,824 --> 00:52:04,926 'cause I would have plenty to say to you. 900 00:52:04,959 --> 00:52:07,361 Plenty. 901 00:52:07,394 --> 00:52:09,697 -You were an artist. 902 00:52:20,474 --> 00:52:22,342 Carl's the reason I started working here. 903 00:52:22,376 --> 00:52:25,345 Him, and because Quiznos wasn't hiring. 904 00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:27,381 The place has great hours. 905 00:52:27,414 --> 00:52:30,384 -He is such a turd. -Come on. 906 00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:33,320 -You couldn't afford to pay his salary 907 00:52:33,353 --> 00:52:34,889 and keep the station going. 908 00:52:34,922 --> 00:52:37,190 -Yeah. 909 00:52:37,224 --> 00:52:41,663 Sometimes you just have no choice but to move on. 910 00:52:51,706 --> 00:52:58,278 -♪ You fill up my senses ♪ 911 00:52:58,311 --> 00:52:59,647 -If it were up to me, you'd never 912 00:52:59,681 --> 00:53:01,783 leave the back of this van. 913 00:53:01,816 --> 00:53:03,951 -God, that sounds like heaven. 914 00:53:07,254 --> 00:53:09,256 -♪ Like a walk in the rain ♪ 915 00:53:09,289 --> 00:53:11,526 -What are you doing? 916 00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:14,428 -Just committing every inch of you to memory 917 00:53:14,461 --> 00:53:16,964 so I can relive this moment 918 00:53:16,998 --> 00:53:20,935 every moment for the rest of my life. 919 00:53:20,968 --> 00:53:23,270 The way you look, the way you... 920 00:53:23,303 --> 00:53:27,809 Even the texture of this arm rest, 921 00:53:27,842 --> 00:53:31,311 the hum of the space heater. 922 00:53:31,344 --> 00:53:33,715 Do you smell that? 923 00:53:33,748 --> 00:53:35,683 -No. -Transmission fluid, 924 00:53:35,717 --> 00:53:38,720 and there isn't much of it. 925 00:53:38,753 --> 00:53:41,556 She runs pretty clean. 926 00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:44,357 -I just -- I know I'm always gonna 927 00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:48,563 remember how I feel right now, because I just... 928 00:53:48,596 --> 00:53:51,599 I just always want to feel this way. 929 00:53:51,632 --> 00:53:56,537 -I'm ready to feel how you feel right now. 930 00:54:03,711 --> 00:54:05,780 Mm. -That's the arm rest. 931 00:54:05,813 --> 00:54:07,582 -What? -That's the -- 932 00:54:07,615 --> 00:54:09,784 That's the arm rest. 933 00:54:12,754 --> 00:54:14,722 -That's it. That's me. 934 00:54:14,756 --> 00:54:16,824 Oh, that's all me. 935 00:54:20,795 --> 00:54:23,965 -I have to ask you something that's really hard to ask. 936 00:54:23,998 --> 00:54:25,666 -Hello. 937 00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:29,036 -Why didn't you just paint the portrait? 938 00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:33,941 You could just paint one amazing portrait and blow Ambrosia away. 939 00:54:33,975 --> 00:54:35,877 -It's stupid. -Decided I was going to ask you 940 00:54:35,910 --> 00:54:38,345 to drive me home if you weren't going to answer me. 941 00:54:38,378 --> 00:54:42,315 -Okay. 942 00:54:42,349 --> 00:54:45,019 19 years ago, Dr. Bradford Lenihan 943 00:54:45,052 --> 00:54:47,688 said the Burlington Museum of Art 944 00:54:47,722 --> 00:54:51,458 lacked a painting of Vermont's highest peak, Mount Mansfield, 945 00:54:51,491 --> 00:54:56,396 and I really, really wanted a painting in that museum. 946 00:55:06,741 --> 00:55:08,543 -And? 947 00:55:08,576 --> 00:55:14,882 -So I started painting it, in case he was watching. 948 00:55:14,916 --> 00:55:16,717 -Let me guess. 949 00:55:16,751 --> 00:55:20,721 Dr. Bradford Lenihan didn't like the way you painted it? 950 00:55:20,755 --> 00:55:23,791 -Well, it's -- it's more complicated. 951 00:55:23,825 --> 00:55:25,126 -Well, then I should go 952 00:55:25,159 --> 00:55:26,894 if you don't think I'll understand anything. 953 00:55:26,928 --> 00:55:29,096 -I don't know. I don't know. 954 00:55:29,130 --> 00:55:30,665 -What do you mean, you don't know? 955 00:55:30,698 --> 00:55:33,768 -I--I don't... 956 00:55:34,936 --> 00:55:38,673 I don't know if he ever watched the show. 957 00:55:38,706 --> 00:55:42,977 -You never thought to call him 958 00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:45,546 or to walk one of your thousands of paintings 959 00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:49,150 down to him over the last 19 years? 960 00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:51,552 -What if he said no? 961 00:55:57,457 --> 00:55:59,660 -A real artist follows his heart, 962 00:55:59,694 --> 00:56:02,730 no matter what the price. 963 00:56:02,763 --> 00:56:04,565 You spent your whole life playing it safe, 964 00:56:04,599 --> 00:56:08,769 and now you've lost everything. 965 00:56:08,803 --> 00:56:10,104 Everything. 966 00:56:10,137 --> 00:56:11,772 And I have another question for you. 967 00:56:13,641 --> 00:56:15,109 How come we never have sex? People tell me I'm attractive. 968 00:56:15,142 --> 00:56:18,546 -You're very attractive. Will you just come inside? 969 00:56:22,683 --> 00:56:24,986 The beautiful part is we're moving on together, 970 00:56:25,019 --> 00:56:26,988 and once I began teaching... 971 00:56:29,624 --> 00:56:31,659 -The only reason you care about me now is because 972 00:56:31,692 --> 00:56:34,595 I'm the one thing you have left. 973 00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:42,870 My Uber is here. 974 00:56:42,904 --> 00:56:47,541 -I don't know what that is. 975 00:56:47,575 --> 00:56:50,443 -It's goodbye. 976 00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:05,927 -I'm Carl Nargle, and I'm going to be your professor. 977 00:57:09,263 --> 00:57:10,998 Thank you. 978 00:57:11,032 --> 00:57:13,901 Listen, our goal this semester is pretty simple. 979 00:57:13,935 --> 00:57:17,038 I want to help you get what's in here 980 00:57:17,071 --> 00:57:18,806 and just splash it on to there. 981 00:57:18,839 --> 00:57:21,676 Don't worry. It's not rocket science. 982 00:57:21,709 --> 00:57:23,144 It's harder. 983 00:57:25,012 --> 00:57:27,949 -Is it true that Ambrosia's teaching this class with you? 984 00:57:27,982 --> 00:57:31,052 -Well, I mean, she may stop by one of these days. 985 00:57:31,085 --> 00:57:32,853 You never know who's going to join us 986 00:57:32,887 --> 00:57:35,488 or where we might be going. 987 00:57:35,523 --> 00:57:38,059 So let's get there. 988 00:57:38,092 --> 00:57:40,895 -Sorry if that came out wrong. 989 00:57:40,928 --> 00:57:42,196 Um... 990 00:57:42,229 --> 00:57:45,733 we still want to see you, too. 991 00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:48,035 -Thanks. Well, should we get started? 992 00:57:48,069 --> 00:57:51,973 Because this canvas ain't going to paint itself. 993 00:57:52,006 --> 00:57:56,844 -But it would be great to know when she was coming, 994 00:57:56,877 --> 00:57:59,513 just so we could make sure to be in class. 995 00:58:01,682 --> 00:58:03,117 -Hey, can I ask you something? 996 00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:05,252 If you were dating somebody, like, really young 997 00:58:05,286 --> 00:58:08,789 and really beautiful... 998 00:58:08,823 --> 00:58:10,691 ...why wouldn't you have sex with them? 999 00:58:10,725 --> 00:58:13,227 -I was hoping you'd talk to me about Ambrosia. 1000 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,196 It's such a mystery. 1001 00:58:15,229 --> 00:58:18,766 -No, actually, it's not... 1002 00:58:18,799 --> 00:58:22,036 I brought Carl his painting last night, and... 1003 00:58:22,069 --> 00:58:25,306 -I imagine having sex with her is like riding a bike, 1004 00:58:25,339 --> 00:58:27,942 except instead of pedaling, 1005 00:58:27,975 --> 00:58:33,581 you just kind of move back and forth on the seat. 1006 00:58:33,614 --> 00:58:37,985 I've ridden that kind of bike, and I love bikes. 1007 00:58:39,687 --> 00:58:43,657 -I have to be somewhere else... 1008 00:58:43,691 --> 00:58:44,992 now. 1009 00:58:48,729 --> 00:58:50,798 -Hi. 1010 00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:52,933 -Hey. 1011 00:58:58,205 --> 00:59:01,842 You went to Carl's house last night? 1012 00:59:03,978 --> 00:59:07,014 He treated you like crap. 1013 00:59:07,048 --> 00:59:09,750 -And I cheated on him. 1014 00:59:09,784 --> 00:59:16,223 Do you love him? 1015 00:59:16,257 --> 00:59:18,225 I just... 1016 00:59:18,259 --> 00:59:20,928 I feel like I just wasted my whole life 1017 00:59:20,961 --> 00:59:23,064 not loving someone else. 1018 00:59:31,372 --> 00:59:34,675 I kind of set you up to say no. 1019 00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:38,245 I love you. 1020 00:59:42,850 --> 00:59:44,318 What's this? 1021 00:59:44,351 --> 00:59:47,188 Why, it's Mount Mansfield. 1022 00:59:47,221 --> 00:59:52,860 This, another Mount Mansfield. 1023 00:59:56,163 --> 00:59:59,967 Sorry, just give me one minute and I will paint you 1024 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,138 the best Mount Mansfield that you have ever seen. 1025 01:00:04,171 --> 01:00:06,307 -What a show-off. 1026 01:00:08,809 --> 01:00:11,412 Oh, no. 1027 01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:19,120 It's so good. 1028 01:00:27,294 --> 01:00:30,664 -♪ If you could read my mind, love ♪ 1029 01:00:30,698 --> 01:00:34,435 ♪ What a tale my thoughts could tell ♪ 1030 01:00:34,468 --> 01:00:38,439 ♪ Just like an old-time movie ♪ 1031 01:00:38,472 --> 01:00:42,009 ♪ About a ghost from a wishing well ♪ 1032 01:00:42,042 --> 01:00:44,845 ♪ In a castle dark ♪ 1033 01:00:44,879 --> 01:00:50,985 ♪ Or a fortress strong with chains upon my feet ♪ 1034 01:00:51,018 --> 01:00:54,455 ♪ You know that ghost is me ♪ 1035 01:00:54,488 --> 01:00:58,859 ♪ And I will never be set free ♪ 1036 01:00:58,893 --> 01:01:03,931 ♪ As long as I'm a ghost you can't see ♪ 1037 01:01:07,801 --> 01:01:11,338 ♪ If I could read your mind, love ♪ 1038 01:01:11,372 --> 01:01:13,340 ♪ What a tale your thoughts could tell ♪ 1039 01:01:29,156 --> 01:01:32,259 ♪ The hero would be me ♪ 1040 01:01:32,293 --> 01:01:35,095 ♪ But heroes often fail ♪ 1041 01:01:36,931 --> 01:01:39,900 ♪ And you won't read that book again ♪ 1042 01:01:39,934 --> 01:01:45,940 ♪ Because the ending's just too hard to take ♪ 1043 01:01:53,047 --> 01:01:55,049 -What's this one? 1044 01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:04,358 -Mount Mansfield, 1045 01:02:04,391 --> 01:02:06,193 at night. 1046 01:02:09,163 --> 01:02:11,398 How's everything going, Carl? 1047 01:02:24,044 --> 01:02:25,980 -Awesome. 1048 01:02:31,452 --> 01:02:36,323 -Carl, the faculty's been talking. 1049 01:02:36,357 --> 01:02:40,494 We think what makes the most sense is to go ahead 1050 01:02:40,528 --> 01:02:43,964 and pay you for the rest of the semester 1051 01:02:43,998 --> 01:02:47,835 and end your class today. 1052 01:02:47,868 --> 01:02:51,305 We've already spoken with your remaining students, 1053 01:02:51,338 --> 01:02:55,442 and they're okay with it. 1054 01:02:55,476 --> 01:02:57,244 Both of them. 1055 01:03:02,149 --> 01:03:05,486 -This is "Paint with Ambrosia." 1056 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,254 -ROYGBIV. 1057 01:03:07,288 --> 01:03:10,257 You know, when I was a kid, 1058 01:03:10,291 --> 01:03:13,861 my parents told me that that was who lived in rainbows. 1059 01:03:13,894 --> 01:03:15,429 Today, I know better. 1060 01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:18,499 Because there are no rainbows. 1061 01:03:18,533 --> 01:03:21,135 -What if ratings go down? 1062 01:03:21,168 --> 01:03:24,972 -Tony, it is time for me to go. 1063 01:03:27,575 --> 01:03:29,410 -Booth. 1064 01:03:29,443 --> 01:03:31,579 -Hey, Tony, it's Carl. -Carl! 1065 01:03:31,613 --> 01:03:34,248 -Tony, what happened to my show? 1066 01:03:36,116 --> 01:03:39,853 -PBS can no longer show people using tobacco. 1067 01:03:39,887 --> 01:03:41,055 -What? 1068 01:03:41,088 --> 01:03:42,856 -You smoked a pipe in every episode. 1069 01:03:42,890 --> 01:03:46,193 We can't air "Paint With Carl Nargle." 1070 01:03:46,226 --> 01:03:47,895 Not even a rerun. 1071 01:03:53,967 --> 01:03:55,502 -Tony, I've got another call. 1072 01:03:55,537 --> 01:03:58,072 -That's when you get call waiting. 1073 01:05:17,351 --> 01:05:18,952 -Excuse me, Dr. Lenihan? 1074 01:05:18,986 --> 01:05:20,387 Hello. 1075 01:05:20,421 --> 01:05:22,624 -Mr. Carl Nargle. -Yeah. 1076 01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:24,224 -To what do I owe the honor 1077 01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:27,595 of a visit from a living Vermont state treasure? 1078 01:05:27,629 --> 01:05:28,730 -Well, I don't know if you heard, 1079 01:05:28,763 --> 01:05:31,031 but I recently retired. 1080 01:05:31,064 --> 01:05:32,700 -It was in the paper. 1081 01:05:32,734 --> 01:05:40,207 -Yeah, which means I have 4,274 paintings that could use a home. 1082 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,343 They're mostly of Mount Mansfield. 1083 01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:46,548 I don't know if that would interest you. 1084 01:05:46,581 --> 01:05:50,117 -We are always looking to display the work of a master 1085 01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:52,286 here at the Burlington Museum of Art. 1086 01:05:52,319 --> 01:05:53,755 -Great. 1087 01:05:53,788 --> 01:05:57,357 -Someone appreciated for their impact on the world of art 1088 01:05:57,391 --> 01:06:00,127 or representing something unique to Vermont. 1089 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,530 -Yes. Wonderful. 1090 01:06:02,564 --> 01:06:05,767 -Sadly, we just had the walls painted, 1091 01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,602 and that's something we're showing off, too. 1092 01:06:07,635 --> 01:06:12,372 You know, the beauty of the museum itself. 1093 01:06:12,406 --> 01:06:15,777 Might I offer a suggestion? -Sure. 1094 01:06:15,810 --> 01:06:20,748 -Have you considered donating them to a Motel 6? 1095 01:06:20,782 --> 01:06:22,684 Or perhaps a Red Roof Inn? 1096 01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:25,520 Your paintings have such warmth, 1097 01:06:25,553 --> 01:06:30,525 and that could really appeal to a weary traveler on a budget. 1098 01:06:30,558 --> 01:06:33,595 At the very least, it would save you quite a bit on storage. 1099 01:06:33,628 --> 01:06:36,798 Yeah, I--I have my own barn, so that's not -- 1100 01:06:36,831 --> 01:06:41,134 Anyway, uh, thank you so much for your time. 1101 01:06:41,168 --> 01:06:42,670 Dr. Lenihan, 1102 01:06:42,704 --> 01:06:46,340 you have a magnificent museum. 1103 01:06:48,408 --> 01:06:52,647 -Carl? -Yeah. 1104 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,148 -Can I ask you a question? 1105 01:06:55,182 --> 01:06:56,651 -Yeah. 1106 01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:01,355 -What's the image tucked away in your brain 1107 01:07:01,388 --> 01:07:03,357 that makes your heart ache 1108 01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:07,529 and your soul feel like it's going to burst? 1109 01:07:07,562 --> 01:07:09,564 -Uh... 1110 01:07:09,597 --> 01:07:12,332 -Mount Mansfield, I presume? 1111 01:07:16,303 --> 01:07:20,307 Whatever that thing is, those are the paintings 1112 01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:22,610 that keep us from staring at blank walls 1113 01:07:22,644 --> 01:07:25,513 here at the Burlington Museum of Art. 1114 01:07:27,615 --> 01:07:29,584 Well, thank you for stopping by. 1115 01:07:29,617 --> 01:07:32,654 Always great to see a Vermont legend in the flesh. 1116 01:07:38,492 --> 01:07:43,230 -♪ Back through the years I go wandering once again ♪ 1117 01:07:43,263 --> 01:07:44,532 -That's really good. 1118 01:07:44,566 --> 01:07:48,836 -♪ Back to the seasons of my youth ♪ 1119 01:07:48,870 --> 01:07:54,809 ♪ I recall a box of rags that someone gave us ♪ 1120 01:07:54,842 --> 01:08:00,213 ♪ And how my mama put the rags to use ♪ 1121 01:08:00,247 --> 01:08:03,483 ♪ There were rags of many colors ♪ 1122 01:08:03,518 --> 01:08:06,386 ♪ And every piece was small ♪ 1123 01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:08,690 ♪ And I didn't have a coat ♪ 1124 01:08:08,723 --> 01:08:11,759 ♪ And it was way down in the fall ♪ 1125 01:08:11,793 --> 01:08:14,394 ♪ Mama sewed the rags together ♪ 1126 01:08:14,428 --> 01:08:17,130 ♪ Sewing every piece with love ♪ 1127 01:08:17,164 --> 01:08:19,801 ♪ She made my coat of many colors ♪ 1128 01:08:19,834 --> 01:08:24,438 -Ahh! 1129 01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:27,374 -♪ As she sewed, she told a story ♪ 1130 01:08:27,407 --> 01:08:29,744 ♪ From the Bible she had read ♪ 1131 01:08:29,777 --> 01:08:34,181 ♪ About a coat of many colors Joseph wore ♪ 1132 01:08:34,214 --> 01:08:36,316 ♪ And then she said ♪ 1133 01:08:36,350 --> 01:08:41,154 ♪ Perhaps this coat will bring you good luck and happiness ♪ 1134 01:08:41,188 --> 01:08:44,157 ♪ And I just couldn't wait to wear it ♪ 1135 01:08:44,191 --> 01:08:47,160 ♪ And Mama blessed it with a kiss ♪ 1136 01:08:50,798 --> 01:08:54,334 -What's the image tucked away in your brain 1137 01:08:54,368 --> 01:08:56,671 that makes your heart ache 1138 01:08:56,704 --> 01:09:00,875 and your soul feel like it's going to burst? 1139 01:09:00,908 --> 01:09:06,480 -♪ Although we had no money, I was rich as I could be ♪ 1140 01:09:06,514 --> 01:09:09,517 ♪ In my coat of many colors my mama made for me ♪ 1141 01:09:09,550 --> 01:09:12,920 -What's the image tucked away in your brain 1142 01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:15,523 that makes your heart ache 1143 01:09:15,556 --> 01:09:18,492 and your soul feel like it's going to burst? 1144 01:09:18,526 --> 01:09:19,694 -♪ So with patches on my britches ♪ 1145 01:09:19,727 --> 01:09:22,329 ♪ And holes in both my shoes ♪ 1146 01:09:22,362 --> 01:09:25,298 ♪ In my coat of many colors ♪ 1147 01:09:25,332 --> 01:09:28,736 -What's the image tucked away in your brain 1148 01:09:28,770 --> 01:09:31,271 that makes your heart ache 1149 01:09:31,304 --> 01:09:33,975 and your soul feel like it's going to burst? 1150 01:09:34,008 --> 01:09:39,881 -♪ In my coat of many colors my Mama made for me ♪ 1151 01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:48,523 -Katherine, I know this probably isn't the best time, 1152 01:09:48,556 --> 01:09:52,325 but if I don't say this now, I never will. 1153 01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:54,696 When we first met, 1154 01:09:54,729 --> 01:09:57,699 I painted out of love. 1155 01:09:57,732 --> 01:10:00,434 My head got turned -- -Hey! 1156 01:10:00,467 --> 01:10:05,573 I was just on my way to the -- to the station. 1157 01:10:05,606 --> 01:10:08,609 Uh, how you -- how you been? 1158 01:10:08,643 --> 01:10:10,778 -Some highs, some lows. 1159 01:10:10,812 --> 01:10:14,749 -You know, I never -- I never got to say sorry 1160 01:10:14,782 --> 01:10:17,618 for painting Mount Mansfield. 1161 01:10:17,652 --> 01:10:19,554 -It was all my fault. 1162 01:10:19,587 --> 01:10:22,255 Ambrosia, I just want to finish what I was saying to Katherine. 1163 01:10:22,289 --> 01:10:23,891 Actually, I--I do need to get going. 1164 01:10:23,925 --> 01:10:26,794 -I'll be fast. Katherine... 1165 01:10:26,828 --> 01:10:30,932 as you know, I'm better with pictures 1166 01:10:30,965 --> 01:10:32,734 than I am with words. 1167 01:10:32,767 --> 01:10:35,469 But if I could paint you one in the form of an apology -- 1168 01:10:35,502 --> 01:10:37,672 -It's over. 1169 01:10:37,705 --> 01:10:39,406 -Ambrosia, I thought we were being nice to each other. 1170 01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:41,509 Now it just feels like you're rubbing my nose in it. 1171 01:10:41,542 --> 01:10:43,410 -No, I mean, 1172 01:10:43,443 --> 01:10:47,481 we're over. 1173 01:10:47,515 --> 01:10:53,487 She could never love me because she never stopped loving you. 1174 01:10:55,857 --> 01:10:57,725 -Hey, Carl. 1175 01:10:58,391 --> 01:11:01,495 -Beverly? 1176 01:11:01,529 --> 01:11:03,531 I didn't see that coming. 1177 01:11:04,966 --> 01:11:09,469 -Hold on. I'm coming. I'm coming. Here we go. 1178 01:11:09,503 --> 01:11:10,972 -Nice to see some old friends. 1179 01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:13,975 -Yeah, well, we never got around to throwing them out. 1180 01:11:14,008 --> 01:11:16,476 There they are. -Okay. 1181 01:11:16,511 --> 01:11:17,745 -And here. -That's fine. 1182 01:11:17,779 --> 01:11:19,080 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1183 01:11:19,113 --> 01:11:21,649 We need this one to air. Okay? Alright. 1184 01:11:21,682 --> 01:11:23,985 Let's roll the open in three, two... 1185 01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:26,888 -Hey, where's Ambrosia? 1186 01:11:26,921 --> 01:11:28,556 -Well, she called and told me to let Carl host. 1187 01:11:28,589 --> 01:11:29,924 -I got something I have to say 1188 01:11:29,957 --> 01:11:32,660 and this is my only way to say it. 1189 01:11:32,693 --> 01:11:35,963 -And PBS, they need 2 new hours of programing every day, 1190 01:11:35,997 --> 01:11:39,000 so we are airing "Paint With Carl Nargle" in five... 1191 01:11:39,033 --> 01:11:41,702 -Carl -- before you say or do anything, 1192 01:11:41,736 --> 01:11:44,105 you should know I'm the one that got your show canceled. 1193 01:11:44,138 --> 01:11:46,439 -Katherine, if you hadn't, 1194 01:11:46,473 --> 01:11:48,643 I wouldn't be here right now. 1195 01:11:52,747 --> 01:11:55,917 Hi, I'm Carl Nargle, and this is "Paint." 1196 01:11:55,950 --> 01:11:58,619 I used to always say you got to paint from the heart 1197 01:11:58,653 --> 01:12:01,789 to live from the heart without doing either. 1198 01:12:01,823 --> 01:12:04,457 Which is why today, I am starting with 1199 01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:07,528 Tangerine Orange 22. 1200 01:12:07,562 --> 01:12:13,034 Why Tangerine Orange 22? 1201 01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:15,636 Well... 1202 01:12:20,007 --> 01:12:23,611 Because we all have moments in our lives, 1203 01:12:23,644 --> 01:12:28,448 moments we wish we could go back to 1204 01:12:28,481 --> 01:12:31,752 and live in forever. 1205 01:12:31,786 --> 01:12:34,956 Mine is in the back of my van 1206 01:12:34,989 --> 01:12:40,895 on a custom-made sofa bed 1207 01:12:40,928 --> 01:12:43,598 with a woman I barely knew. 1208 01:12:43,631 --> 01:12:47,635 -Yo, it's Ambrosia. Why aren't you watching my show? 1209 01:12:47,668 --> 01:12:49,637 Ah, just kidding. You know what to do next -- 1210 01:12:49,670 --> 01:12:50,938 -But you know what? 1211 01:12:50,972 --> 01:12:53,908 It's a perfect memory, 1212 01:12:53,941 --> 01:12:58,079 but what made it perfect are the imperfections 1213 01:12:58,112 --> 01:13:00,114 we shared together. -PBS Burlington. 1214 01:13:00,147 --> 01:13:01,949 -I just want to say it's great to have Carl back. 1215 01:13:01,983 --> 01:13:03,618 -Yes, it is great to have Carl back. 1216 01:13:03,651 --> 01:13:06,187 Please hold. PBS Burlington. 1217 01:13:06,220 --> 01:13:08,189 -I'm no longer terrified watching "Paint." 1218 01:13:08,222 --> 01:13:09,924 -I agree. 1219 01:13:09,957 --> 01:13:11,025 Carl's paintings are less terrifying than Ambrosia's. 1220 01:13:11,058 --> 01:13:13,027 Please hold. PBS Burlington. 1221 01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:14,795 -Carl stole my newspaper. -Yes. 1222 01:13:14,829 --> 01:13:16,797 We're aware that Carl is stealing newspapers. 1223 01:13:16,831 --> 01:13:20,902 Please hold. PBS Burlington. 1224 01:13:20,935 --> 01:13:23,537 -The smell of transmission fluid, 1225 01:13:23,571 --> 01:13:25,472 though there wasn't much of it. 1226 01:13:25,506 --> 01:13:27,141 She runs pretty clean. 1227 01:13:27,174 --> 01:13:29,777 - Ambrosia? 1228 01:13:29,810 --> 01:13:31,512 -Uh, no. Sorry. 1229 01:13:31,545 --> 01:13:33,681 Katherine? -Oh. 1230 01:13:33,714 --> 01:13:35,950 -It's Brian Hoffman. -Yes. H--Hi. 1231 01:13:35,983 --> 01:13:37,718 -From PBS Sullivan. 1232 01:13:37,752 --> 01:13:39,587 -Yes. Hi, Brian. How are you? 1233 01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:44,759 I--I'm just packing up all my stuff here 1234 01:13:44,792 --> 01:13:46,928 and really looking forward to Monday. 1235 01:13:46,961 --> 01:13:48,562 -We are, too. Uh... 1236 01:13:48,596 --> 01:13:51,933 But we went back and looked at your resume. 1237 01:13:51,966 --> 01:13:55,670 Do you not have a college degree? 1238 01:13:57,071 --> 01:13:59,540 -Because the truth is, if you spend all your time 1239 01:13:59,573 --> 01:14:04,845 trying to paint the perfect picture, 1240 01:14:04,879 --> 01:14:10,518 you're just gonna miss the best parts of life. 1241 01:14:10,551 --> 01:14:15,690 I know I did. 1242 01:14:15,723 --> 01:14:18,225 Thanks for finally going to 1243 01:14:18,259 --> 01:14:24,265 a special place with me, Carl Nargle. 1244 01:14:24,298 --> 01:14:26,667 -Great, great, great. You can have the show back. 1245 01:14:26,701 --> 01:14:27,935 Anything you want, you just have to keep painting. 1246 01:14:27,969 --> 01:14:29,203 -No, no. That's it. 1247 01:14:29,236 --> 01:14:30,738 I don't have anything left to paint. 1248 01:14:30,771 --> 01:14:31,839 -Carl -- -Thanks, Tony. 1249 01:14:31,872 --> 01:14:34,809 -Goodbye. Thanks. -Carl, Carl. 1250 01:14:34,842 --> 01:14:38,879 I'll fire Ambrosia if you just come back! 1251 01:14:38,913 --> 01:14:41,248 Which is a joke I like to say... 1252 01:14:41,282 --> 01:14:42,783 ...all the time. 1253 01:14:42,817 --> 01:14:44,552 But it's not true. 1254 01:14:44,585 --> 01:14:46,554 Hey, everybody, here's the star of "Paint." 1255 01:14:46,587 --> 01:14:49,790 It's Ambrosia. 1256 01:14:49,824 --> 01:14:53,027 It's -- 1257 01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:55,763 -Hi. 1258 01:14:55,796 --> 01:14:57,698 I'm Tony. 1259 01:14:57,732 --> 01:15:01,736 I'm going to show you a whole new way to paint 1260 01:15:01,769 --> 01:15:05,306 for the next... 1 hour and 31 minutes. 1261 01:15:05,339 --> 01:15:10,845 Let's -- Let's just have some people looking at the bears. 1262 01:15:10,878 --> 01:15:12,947 Well, we never did the bear... 1263 01:15:12,980 --> 01:15:16,083 The bears, of course, are no color that I have here, 1264 01:15:16,117 --> 01:15:17,651 so I'll do it with -- 1265 01:15:17,685 --> 01:15:20,287 -Paint from the heart, live from the heart. 1266 01:15:20,321 --> 01:15:21,789 She took my advice. 1267 01:15:21,822 --> 01:15:23,257 -How's everybody doing out there? 1268 01:15:23,290 --> 01:15:27,261 -You should probably look at this. 1269 01:15:27,294 --> 01:15:29,263 -There, and that is -- 1270 01:15:31,999 --> 01:15:33,200 -You okay? 1271 01:15:33,234 --> 01:15:35,803 -What's going on? 1272 01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:39,607 -Can I get a number four? 1273 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,809 -What? 1274 01:15:41,842 --> 01:15:43,978 -Number four on the chart. 1275 01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:49,283 -I put that up in 1979 because it came with the shaver. 1276 01:15:49,316 --> 01:15:53,687 I had no idea what a number 12 was until you picked it. 1277 01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:56,724 Or what a number four is now. 1278 01:15:56,757 --> 01:15:59,160 -Neither do I. 1279 01:15:59,193 --> 01:16:02,029 But I want it. 1280 01:16:08,235 --> 01:16:10,938 ♪ - Whole lotta your love ♪ 1281 01:16:10,971 --> 01:16:13,707 ♪ Baby, I need ♪ 1282 01:16:13,741 --> 01:16:16,110 ♪ Whole lotta your love ♪ 1283 01:16:16,143 --> 01:16:20,181 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1284 01:16:31,258 --> 01:16:32,860 -Hi, I'm Carl Nargle. 1285 01:16:34,695 --> 01:16:38,833 -I never thought I'd say this, but you look better. 1286 01:16:38,866 --> 01:16:41,102 Somehow, you did it. 1287 01:16:43,170 --> 01:16:45,706 -You're always in my corner, Sid. 1288 01:16:45,739 --> 01:16:47,141 Thanks. 1289 01:16:47,174 --> 01:16:49,210 Ruben, what do I owe you? 1290 01:16:49,243 --> 01:16:53,747 -This one's on the house. 1291 01:16:53,781 --> 01:16:55,282 -Can I have it? 1292 01:16:55,316 --> 01:16:56,951 -What? -My hair. 1293 01:16:56,984 --> 01:16:59,787 -Well, I'm going to have to charge you for that. 1294 01:17:01,188 --> 01:17:04,725 -I'm kidding. Of course you can have it. 1295 01:17:08,963 --> 01:17:10,931 Hold on. 1296 01:17:13,267 --> 01:17:16,904 You need something to take the edge off. 1297 01:17:16,937 --> 01:17:18,139 -No. 1298 01:17:18,172 --> 01:17:20,174 Painting's always been my high. 1299 01:17:20,207 --> 01:17:23,911 -But it's medical marijuana, and you need some medicine. 1300 01:17:27,314 --> 01:17:30,951 And here's some gummies, in case you need a boost. 1301 01:17:33,287 --> 01:17:37,458 -Forward, Carl. Keep moving forward. 1302 01:17:37,491 --> 01:17:39,927 -Always, Sid. 1303 01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:41,395 You spend your whole life worrying 1304 01:17:41,428 --> 01:17:43,697 about the tallest peaks, 1305 01:17:43,731 --> 01:17:47,401 the biggest successes, the legacy you'll leave behind. 1306 01:17:47,434 --> 01:17:51,972 At a certain point, you realize it's all meaningless 1307 01:17:52,006 --> 01:17:54,141 without a special someone by your side. 1308 01:17:54,175 --> 01:17:55,743 -Why are you still here? 1309 01:17:55,776 --> 01:17:59,747 -♪ I know it's over ♪ 1310 01:17:59,780 --> 01:18:02,483 ♪ But life goes on ♪ 1311 01:18:02,517 --> 01:18:11,025 ♪ And this old world will keep on turning ♪ 1312 01:18:11,058 --> 01:18:17,198 ♪ Let's just be glad we had some time ♪ 1313 01:18:17,231 --> 01:18:22,236 ♪ To spend together ♪ 1314 01:18:22,269 --> 01:18:27,208 ♪ There's no need to watch the bridges ♪ 1315 01:18:27,241 --> 01:18:32,913 ♪ That we're burning ♪ 1316 01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:38,452 ♪ Lay your head ♪ 1317 01:18:38,485 --> 01:18:44,792 ♪ Upon my pillow ♪ 1318 01:18:44,825 --> 01:18:51,832 ♪ Hold your warm and tender body ♪ 1319 01:18:56,170 --> 01:18:58,305 -Carl? 1320 01:19:00,941 --> 01:19:02,343 Carl? 1321 01:19:02,376 --> 01:19:06,914 Carl? Carl! 1322 01:19:06,947 --> 01:19:09,850 -Burlington Museum of Art said they wanted a painting 1323 01:19:09,883 --> 01:19:11,085 of Mount Mansfield. 1324 01:19:11,118 --> 01:19:12,820 19 years, and I never had the guts 1325 01:19:12,853 --> 01:19:14,121 to show them one of mine. 1326 01:19:14,154 --> 01:19:15,356 You want to know why? 1327 01:19:15,389 --> 01:19:17,057 -Yeah, why don't you tell me outside? 1328 01:19:17,091 --> 01:19:19,860 -Because the love of my life, stepped out on me 1329 01:19:19,893 --> 01:19:21,895 with a Vermont Mountain Express stud. 1330 01:19:21,929 --> 01:19:25,399 I couldn't take the idea of not being a real artist too. 1331 01:19:25,432 --> 01:19:27,201 -Carl! 1332 01:19:27,234 --> 01:19:29,003 That doesn't make you not a man. 1333 01:19:29,036 --> 01:19:31,438 It means -- -You got chips? 1334 01:19:31,472 --> 01:19:34,509 -It -- That doesn't mean you're not a real man. 1335 01:19:34,542 --> 01:19:37,111 It means that I made a mistake. 1336 01:19:37,144 --> 01:19:38,479 -No, not as many as me. 1337 01:19:38,513 --> 01:19:40,047 I mean, how many -- 1338 01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,584 how many body parts can one man autograph? 1339 01:19:42,617 --> 01:19:44,184 And I did drugs. 1340 01:19:44,218 --> 01:19:45,587 That's never the answer. 1341 01:19:45,620 --> 01:19:47,421 -Come on, Carl, let's go. 1342 01:19:47,454 --> 01:19:49,056 -You have chips, or you don't have chips? 1343 01:19:49,089 --> 01:19:51,292 -Do not have chips, Carl. The barn's on fire. 1344 01:19:51,325 --> 01:19:52,893 We've got to go. -You risked your life for me! 1345 01:19:52,926 --> 01:19:54,128 -I'm risking my life for you. 1346 01:19:54,161 --> 01:19:57,565 -So you are. -Mm-hmm. 1347 01:19:57,599 --> 01:19:59,233 -Goodbye, my love. 1348 01:19:59,266 --> 01:20:02,303 Goodbye, my darling. -Let's go. Come on. 1349 01:20:02,336 --> 01:20:06,106 -Tough night for Mount Mansfield. 1350 01:20:06,140 --> 01:20:09,243 -What drugs did you take, Carl? 1351 01:20:09,276 --> 01:20:10,944 -The big M. 1352 01:20:10,978 --> 01:20:14,081 Marijuana, but I feel fine. 1353 01:20:14,114 --> 01:20:16,483 I do. I do. Don't worry about me. 1354 01:20:16,518 --> 01:20:18,986 -I just thought you'd be able to handle it a little bit better, 1355 01:20:19,019 --> 01:20:20,522 given the amount of denim that you wear. 1356 01:20:20,555 --> 01:20:22,389 I didn't -- 1357 01:20:22,423 --> 01:20:25,225 Sid and Ruben kind of pushed it on me. 1358 01:20:25,259 --> 01:20:27,961 I smoked it, and then I ate all the gummy bears. 1359 01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:31,098 And I don't even like gummy bears, but I feel fine. 1360 01:20:31,131 --> 01:20:32,433 It's just everything's on fire. 1361 01:20:32,466 --> 01:20:34,536 -Carl, where is the painting from today? 1362 01:20:34,569 --> 01:20:38,872 -You ran through the fire to save me, you nut. 1363 01:20:38,906 --> 01:20:42,976 -Is it in Vantastic? -You're insane. 1364 01:20:43,010 --> 01:20:46,013 100% certifiable. 1365 01:20:46,046 --> 01:20:49,249 Katherine, you're crazy! 1366 01:20:49,283 --> 01:20:51,118 See if there are any chips in the glove compartment! 1367 01:20:51,151 --> 01:20:53,354 -Ahh! Shoot. 1368 01:20:53,387 --> 01:20:55,657 I'm crazy, too. 1369 01:20:55,690 --> 01:20:59,226 This is the real Carl you're seeing tonight. 1370 01:20:59,259 --> 01:21:03,130 -Okay, alright. 1371 01:21:03,163 --> 01:21:05,265 Okay. -That was fantastic. 1372 01:21:05,299 --> 01:21:08,670 -It's on fire. We got to go. 1373 01:21:08,703 --> 01:21:12,674 Mount Mansfield? Come on! 1374 01:21:16,043 --> 01:21:17,545 Oh, perfect. 1375 01:21:23,016 --> 01:21:26,019 -Go around! 1376 01:21:26,053 --> 01:21:27,921 Go around! 1377 01:21:42,002 --> 01:21:45,038 -Carl... 1378 01:21:59,754 --> 01:22:04,324 -...the finest dairy products in all of the Northeast Kingdom. 1379 01:22:04,358 --> 01:22:07,327 -Make it Gerald Milk and Cheese. 1380 01:22:07,361 --> 01:22:10,598 -Meeting or exceeding your milk and cheese needs 1381 01:22:10,632 --> 01:22:12,600 for 46 years -- 1382 01:22:12,634 --> 01:22:14,968 -The fire is the lead story in the news. 1383 01:22:15,002 --> 01:22:18,172 -CNN? -Um, Local. 1384 01:22:20,407 --> 01:22:23,545 - When do you leave? 1385 01:22:23,578 --> 01:22:27,414 -Um, I don't. 1386 01:22:27,448 --> 01:22:29,116 They offered me the assistant job 1387 01:22:29,149 --> 01:22:32,352 when they found out that I don't have a college degree. 1388 01:22:32,386 --> 01:22:36,023 -You're not going to take it? -Mnh-mnh. 1389 01:22:36,056 --> 01:22:37,525 I'm done settling. 1390 01:22:41,395 --> 01:22:43,096 Oh, hold on. 1391 01:22:43,130 --> 01:22:46,066 -Here's an update on the Carl Nargle story. 1392 01:22:46,099 --> 01:22:47,669 An unnamed police source 1393 01:22:47,702 --> 01:22:51,706 has told Channel 31 Action News that Carl Nargle's DNA, 1394 01:22:51,739 --> 01:22:54,374 specifically a large portion of his hair, 1395 01:22:54,408 --> 01:22:56,544 was found in the ashes. 1396 01:22:56,578 --> 01:22:58,445 -With all of his paintings burned, 1397 01:22:58,479 --> 01:23:00,481 At least we will have his locks 1398 01:23:00,515 --> 01:23:04,017 to remember this Vermont state treasure by. 1399 01:23:04,051 --> 01:23:08,255 And speaking of treasure, every kid treasures presents, 1400 01:23:08,288 --> 01:23:12,493 and for six lucky children present -- 1401 01:23:12,527 --> 01:23:15,763 -Carl Nargle is dead. 1402 01:23:15,797 --> 01:23:18,332 -So he is. 1403 01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:28,676 -Good morning. 1404 01:23:37,552 --> 01:23:40,420 -How many Nargles do you have? 1405 01:23:45,727 --> 01:23:48,095 -I was originally hired to do graphics. 1406 01:23:48,128 --> 01:23:50,464 -But it's more than just the article in the paper 1407 01:23:50,497 --> 01:23:54,067 where you ask if a reporter wants to have sex with Carl 1408 01:23:54,101 --> 01:23:57,437 and you personally hosting two live paintings shows 1409 01:23:57,471 --> 01:23:59,139 very poorly. 1410 01:23:59,172 --> 01:24:01,509 -Oh, well, our overhead's way down. 1411 01:24:01,543 --> 01:24:03,143 So many people quitting. 1412 01:24:03,176 --> 01:24:05,178 There's some positives there. One sec. 1413 01:24:05,212 --> 01:24:07,715 PBS Burlington. 1414 01:24:07,749 --> 01:24:12,185 -Anthony, Bradford Lenihan, calling with my condolences 1415 01:24:12,219 --> 01:24:14,321 on the passing of Carl Nargle. 1416 01:24:14,354 --> 01:24:17,759 -Yeah, it's a tough day. -I'll be brief. 1417 01:24:17,792 --> 01:24:22,564 I recently spoke with Carl about showing at Burlington. 1418 01:24:22,597 --> 01:24:24,532 -Everything was burned in the fire. 1419 01:24:24,566 --> 01:24:29,737 -Which means any surviving Nargles would be quite valuable. 1420 01:24:31,906 --> 01:24:35,810 -The Burlington Museum of Art cannot be a complete collection 1421 01:24:35,843 --> 01:24:39,146 of Vermont Beaux-Arts without at least one Nargle, 1422 01:24:39,179 --> 01:24:41,583 and we are willing to pay for it. 1423 01:24:53,193 --> 01:24:54,829 -Please tell me you have one. 1424 01:24:56,798 --> 01:24:58,800 -He made Jenna rich. 1425 01:24:58,833 --> 01:25:02,235 -He made you all rich. -Yeah. 1426 01:25:02,269 --> 01:25:06,173 Should we go inside? 1427 01:25:06,206 --> 01:25:08,208 -Yeah. 1428 01:25:08,241 --> 01:25:10,477 Come on. 1429 01:25:10,511 --> 01:25:14,114 -I wish I was dead. -It's gonna be okay. 1430 01:25:15,248 --> 01:25:18,620 -I say inappropriate things when I'm uncomfortable. 1431 01:25:18,653 --> 01:25:20,688 - Hey, I'm Mandy, 1432 01:25:20,722 --> 01:25:24,424 Ambrosia's mom. -Oh, hi. 1433 01:25:24,458 --> 01:25:25,727 -Aww. 1434 01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:29,664 This is MeeMaw. -Beverly Brown? 1435 01:25:29,697 --> 01:25:31,866 -I went to school with your MeeMaw. 1436 01:25:33,868 --> 01:25:35,670 -And roll the graphic. 1437 01:25:37,605 --> 01:25:40,307 And take camera one. 1438 01:25:40,340 --> 01:25:45,513 -Our final guest this afternoon is the new host of "Paint." 1439 01:25:45,546 --> 01:25:48,549 Please welcome to the show, Mary. 1440 01:25:48,583 --> 01:25:51,284 One of the hosts of "Paint," Donald. 1441 01:25:51,318 --> 01:25:54,622 I'm happy to announce that thanks to a sizable donation 1442 01:25:54,656 --> 01:25:58,626 from our new GM, Wendy, and some technological wizardry 1443 01:25:58,660 --> 01:26:01,361 from our new head of graphics, Tony, 1444 01:26:01,395 --> 01:26:03,865 PBS Burlington was able to digitally remove 1445 01:26:03,898 --> 01:26:06,534 Carl Nargle's pipe from his shows 1446 01:26:06,567 --> 01:26:10,571 so we can all watch him take us to his special place forever. 1447 01:26:10,605 --> 01:26:13,473 -And then roll the clip. 1448 01:26:42,570 --> 01:26:45,272 -Put anything in my stew, 'cause I'll eat it. 1449 01:26:45,305 --> 01:26:47,008 I love a good stew. 1450 01:26:47,041 --> 01:26:51,713 Feel free to draw me a letter with your favorite stews. 1451 01:26:51,746 --> 01:26:56,450 Always nice to hear from people back home. 1452 01:26:57,919 --> 01:27:01,856 -The wonders... 1453 01:27:01,889 --> 01:27:03,691 of technology. 1454 01:27:31,519 --> 01:27:35,022 -Do you know what that's worth? 1455 01:27:35,056 --> 01:27:36,724 -Yup. 1456 01:27:36,758 --> 01:27:40,061 -Okay. -Yes, indeed. 1457 01:27:55,076 --> 01:27:58,980 Where do you think he is, really? 1458 01:27:59,013 --> 01:28:00,848 -Heaven. 1459 01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:04,685 -Yeah. 1460 01:28:07,722 --> 01:28:12,459 -♪ You fill up my senses ♪ 1461 01:28:12,492 --> 01:28:16,831 ♪ Like a night in the forest ♪ 1462 01:28:16,864 --> 01:28:18,666 ♪ Like the mountains in springtime ♪ 1463 01:28:18,699 --> 01:28:22,036 -There she is, Miss Marcy. 1464 01:28:22,069 --> 01:28:25,973 -♪ Like a walk in the rain ♪ 1465 01:28:26,007 --> 01:28:28,441 -What are you gonna share with us today, old friend? 1466 01:28:28,475 --> 01:28:32,647 Looks like someone's been working overtime. 1467 01:28:34,682 --> 01:28:36,984 -I got groceries. 1468 01:28:37,018 --> 01:28:39,086 You feel like grilling? 1469 01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:40,387 -I already put it on. 1470 01:28:40,420 --> 01:28:42,557 -♪ You fill up my senses ♪ 1471 01:28:42,590 --> 01:28:45,560 -How was school? -Oh, it was, um... 1472 01:28:45,593 --> 01:28:49,130 confusing and awful. 1473 01:28:49,163 --> 01:28:52,967 -I tried to warn you years ago. 1474 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:55,502 Can I tell you something really, really important? 1475 01:28:55,536 --> 01:28:56,771 -Yeah. 1476 01:28:56,804 --> 01:28:58,606 -If I'm never going to leave here, 1477 01:28:58,639 --> 01:29:02,442 I think we should probably get cable. 1478 01:29:02,475 --> 01:29:04,579 -Well, you know, 1479 01:29:04,612 --> 01:29:07,782 a man who has the love of a good blackberry bush 1480 01:29:07,815 --> 01:29:10,084 shouldn't need cable. 1481 01:29:10,117 --> 01:29:11,619 -What about a VCR? 1482 01:29:11,652 --> 01:29:13,420 I think being able to watch a movie 1483 01:29:13,453 --> 01:29:16,757 while you're away could help make this our special place. 1484 01:29:16,791 --> 01:29:19,694 -Oh, it's already pretty great for me. 1485 01:29:19,727 --> 01:29:21,929 -♪ Come let me love you ♪ 1486 01:29:38,212 --> 01:29:40,380 -What do you think? 1487 01:29:42,216 --> 01:29:44,819 -Make the blue red. -Okay. 1488 01:29:44,852 --> 01:29:48,856 -And what if it was a little girl? 1489 01:29:50,524 --> 01:29:53,861 -I like it. 1490 01:29:53,895 --> 01:29:55,897 -Just promise me you won't become famous again. 1491 01:29:55,930 --> 01:29:58,431 Well, I'm not going to sign it Carl Nargle. 1492 01:29:58,465 --> 01:30:01,168 He died in a barn. 1493 01:30:01,202 --> 01:30:02,870 -Sign it "Barnsy." 1494 01:30:02,904 --> 01:30:04,437 -Re-Barnsy. 1495 01:30:04,471 --> 01:30:05,840 -Maybe "Barnsy." 1496 01:30:05,873 --> 01:30:07,440 -Maybe "Blanksy." -Blanksy? 1497 01:30:07,474 --> 01:30:09,043 -Blanksy. 1498 01:30:16,751 --> 01:30:18,185 -♪ Meet me in the middle of the day ♪ 1499 01:30:18,219 --> 01:30:19,520 ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ 1500 01:30:19,553 --> 01:30:21,522 ♪ "Everything's okay" ♪ 1501 01:30:21,555 --> 01:30:26,694 ♪ Come on out beneath the shining sun ♪ 1502 01:30:26,727 --> 01:30:28,461 ♪ Meet me in the middle of the night ♪ 1503 01:30:28,495 --> 01:30:29,730 ♪ Let me hear you say ♪ 1504 01:30:29,764 --> 01:30:31,732 ♪ "Everything's alright" ♪ 1505 01:30:31,766 --> 01:30:36,971 ♪ Sneak on out beneath the stars and run, yeah ♪ 1506 01:30:37,004 --> 01:30:40,741 ♪ Oh, yeah, yes ♪ 1507 01:30:40,775 --> 01:30:44,545 ♪ Oh, yes ♪ 1508 01:30:56,123 --> 01:30:58,993 ♪ It's king and queen and we must go down 'round ♪ 1509 01:30:59,026 --> 01:31:01,494 ♪ Behind the chandelier ♪ 1510 01:31:01,529 --> 01:31:03,864 ♪ Where I won't have to speak my mind ♪ 1511 01:31:03,898 --> 01:31:06,534 ♪ And you won't have to hear ♪ 1512 01:31:06,567 --> 01:31:08,803 ♪ Shreds of news and afterthoughts ♪ 1513 01:31:08,836 --> 01:31:11,672 ♪ And complicated scenes ♪ 1514 01:31:11,706 --> 01:31:13,941 ♪ We'll weather down behind the light ♪ 1515 01:31:13,975 --> 01:31:18,179 ♪ And fade like magazines ♪ 1516 01:31:18,212 --> 01:31:21,048 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 1517 01:32:06,927 --> 01:32:10,264 -♪ I don't believe in superstars ♪ 1518 01:32:10,297 --> 01:32:13,234 ♪ Organic food and foreign cars ♪ 1519 01:32:13,267 --> 01:32:16,170 ♪ I don't believe the price of gold ♪ 1520 01:32:16,203 --> 01:32:19,206 ♪ The certainty of growing old ♪ 1521 01:32:19,240 --> 01:32:22,343 ♪ That right is right and left is wrong ♪ 1522 01:32:22,376 --> 01:32:25,279 ♪ That north and south can't get along ♪ 1523 01:32:25,312 --> 01:32:28,649 ♪ That east is east and west is west ♪ 1524 01:32:28,682 --> 01:32:31,185 ♪ And being first is always best ♪ 1525 01:32:31,218 --> 01:32:36,791 ♪ But I believe in love ♪ 1526 01:32:36,824 --> 01:32:42,596 ♪ I believe in babies ♪ 1527 01:32:42,630 --> 01:32:47,601 ♪ I believe in mom and dad ♪ 1528 01:32:47,635 --> 01:32:51,105 ♪ And I believe in you ♪ 1529 01:32:55,309 --> 01:32:58,979 ♪ Well, I don't believe that heaven waits ♪ 1530 01:32:59,013 --> 01:33:02,049 ♪ For only those who congregate ♪ 1531 01:33:02,083 --> 01:33:05,052 ♪ I like to think of God as love ♪ 1532 01:33:05,086 --> 01:33:08,089 ♪ He's down below, he's up above ♪ 1533 01:33:08,122 --> 01:33:11,125 ♪ He's watching people everywhere ♪ 1534 01:33:11,158 --> 01:33:14,195 ♪ He knows who does and doesn't care ♪ 1535 01:33:14,228 --> 01:33:17,264 ♪ And I'm an ordinary man ♪ 1536 01:33:17,298 --> 01:33:20,234 ♪ Sometimes I wonder who I am ♪ 1537 01:33:20,267 --> 01:33:25,773 ♪ But I believe in love ♪ 1538 01:33:25,806 --> 01:33:31,912 ♪ I believe in music ♪ 1539 01:33:31,946 --> 01:33:36,717 ♪ I believe in magic ♪ 1540 01:33:36,750 --> 01:33:40,054 ♪ And I believe in you ♪ 1541 01:33:45,059 --> 01:33:48,129 ♪ I know with all my certainty ♪ 1542 01:33:48,162 --> 01:33:51,098 ♪ What's going on with you and me ♪ 1543 01:33:51,132 --> 01:33:57,238 ♪ Is a good thing ♪ 1544 01:33:57,271 --> 01:34:01,375 ♪ It's true ♪ 1545 01:34:01,408 --> 01:34:06,313 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 1546 01:34:09,984 --> 01:34:12,720 ♪ I don't believe virginity ♪ 1547 01:34:12,753 --> 01:34:15,956 ♪ Is as common as it used to be ♪ 1548 01:34:15,990 --> 01:34:19,059 ♪ In working days and sleeping nights ♪ 1549 01:34:19,093 --> 01:34:21,996 ♪ That black is black and white is white ♪ 1550 01:34:22,029 --> 01:34:24,899 ♪ That Superman and Robin Hood ♪ 1551 01:34:24,932 --> 01:34:27,968 ♪ Are still alive in Hollywood ♪ 1552 01:34:28,002 --> 01:34:31,038 ♪ That gasoline's in short supply ♪ 1553 01:34:31,071 --> 01:34:34,008 ♪ The rising cost of getting by ♪ 1554 01:34:34,041 --> 01:34:39,446 ♪ But I believe in love ♪ 1555 01:34:39,480 --> 01:34:45,486 ♪ I believe in old folks ♪ 1556 01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:50,191 ♪ I believe in children ♪ 1557 01:34:50,224 --> 01:34:58,065 ♪ I believe in you ♪ 1558 01:34:58,098 --> 01:35:04,438 ♪ I believe in love ♪ 1559 01:35:04,471 --> 01:35:09,810 ♪ I believe in babies ♪ 1560 01:35:09,843 --> 01:35:14,915 ♪ I believe in mom and dad ♪ 1561 01:35:14,949 --> 01:35:20,754 ♪ And I believe in you ♪ 1561 01:35:21,305 --> 01:36:21,342 Please rate this subtitle at 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