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-It's hard not to feel a
little lost as we begin, but...
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...let's just
take it all in and...
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...see what we can find.
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Who knows?
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Maybe what can find us.
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No sooner than you say it.
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Well, it's Miss Marcy.
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Miss Marcy's a beautiful,
lush blackberry bush.
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we've come across a time
or two in our travels.
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What are you going to share
with us today, old friend?
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Juicy blackberry?
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Mmm.
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When's the last time
you heard someone say something
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that interesting?
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And maybe Miss Marcy dropssome more berries
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in the little brook.
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Maybe these berrieswill take route
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on the lake shore downstream
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and bring Miss Marcy childrenin the years to come.
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I don't even know
if that's how berries work,
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but it sure sounds nice.
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I bet Miss Marcy would lovea special someone
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to spruce the place up a bit.
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What should we call him?
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Arthur.
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Arthur the evergreen.
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I think mighty Mount Mansfield
would approve
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of a name like that,
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because there is nothing
like having the one
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you hold dearest nearest
when the world turns cold.
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That's the picture
we all want to paint.
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Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl Nargle.
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-Cut.
And we're clear.
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-Same time tomorrow?
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-I wouldn't miss it
for the world.
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-Yeah.
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That's it.
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-This is"The World's Strongest Person."
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-Almost forgot
where I was for a second.
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-Almost.
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-Amazing.
No other word for it.
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Awesome and amazing.
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-Have we never met Arthur
before.
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-There's been a pond
named Arthur but never a tree.
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-Never a tree?
-Yeah.
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-Breaking new ground.
Mwah.
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-Oh, I forgot the milk.
-Okay.
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-Does anything hurt?
-No, I'm good.
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-Cramped or something?
-No.
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And snow this time of year?
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- Oh.
- Incredible.
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-I never know
where I'm going.
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You certainly got us there.
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-So much moisture in the wind.
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-Is it okay if I take Miss Marcy
and her friends to Vantastic?
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-I think
they would appreciate that.
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There you go.
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-They're so warm.
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-Sorry just going to move in
right here.
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-Tony.
-Here's coffee -- with milk.
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-Great.
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-Tony. Tony.
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-Katherine.
-Oh, done. Done.
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-And this is
"This Afternoon in Burlington."
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-Ready. We're live.
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-Welcome to
"This afternoon in Burlington."
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-And camera two.
-I'm your host...
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-And camera one.
-...Donald Moore.
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-Stay on one. Stay on one.
-It's hard to look away.
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-Yeah,
yet so many people do.
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Fox News is killing us.
Weather Channel.
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TV Guide Channel.
-Hey, T.
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-Yeah?
-Keep the faith.
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-The question is whether we want
the parade blocking access
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to local
cultural establishments.
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-Dr. Bradford Lenihan?
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-Curator of Burlington's
Museum of Art.
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-The Burlington Museum of Art.
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If you're a true artist
living above Pittsfield
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and below St. Albans,
that's where your paintings are.
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-Yeah.
-Well, I know one artist
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who's got the most popular
painting show in Vermont,
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and his name is Carl Nargle.
-Yeah.
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-Thanks.
It's just...frustrating.
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I feel like sometimes
being the total package
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makes it hard for people
to see the gift inside.
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-We --
-Mnh-mnh.
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-I -- I have an idea
that could change that.
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Come here.
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Our budget's been slashed,
and we need your help.
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-Put me to work,
and I will sign tote bags
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until my fingers turn
a rich Parisian blue.
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-Tote bags only take us so far.
We need rating ratings.
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Ratings only Carl Nargle
can deliver.
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So we're going to put you on
two hours a day,
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back to back,
one painting each hour.
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-So people would have
a chance
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to see twice as much
of my artwork.
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-It's, uh, Katherine's idea.
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-Katherine's idea?
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-Well,
she wants to make sure
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that, uh, the station
is in good shape...
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-So do I.
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-...so she can leave.
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-Of course,
as a real artist,
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If I start cranking out
255 more paintings a year,
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people could think, you know,
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that each painting
isn't precious to me, and...
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And I can't take that risk.
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-We'll make do.
-Sure.
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But just let me know if there's
anything I can do to help.
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I'll see you later.
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-♪ Don't you tell me
n-n-n-no lies woman ♪
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♪ 'Cause all you know
I've told ♪
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♪ You better leave
that midnight sneaking ♪
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♪ To the one
who worked it out ♪
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♪ I don't wanna hear
no back-talk speaking ♪
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♪ Go on and shut yer mouth ♪
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-Vantastic!
-Vantastic!
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-Hi, Vantastic!
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-♪ So don't try to lay
no boogie woogie ♪
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♪ On the king
of rock 'n' roll ♪
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♪ Rock 'n' roll ♪
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-This could be
in the Burlington Museum.
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-No.
-It's that good, Carl, yes.
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-You get one shot at
the Burlington Museum of Art.
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-Well, any building
or person
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would be just so lucky
to have you.
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-I feel like I'd be lucky
to have you.
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-Are you asking me
to be your canvas?
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-I'm asking you to go
a special place with me --
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I'm back in my van.
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Come on.
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Careful.
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Uh...
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-Is this a sofa bed?
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-Custom made.
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-Wow. They're just the best.
-Ah.
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-Easy access.
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A one, two, pop,
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and, voilà, a bed.
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-I think some force of nature
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actually wants us
to make love right here maybe.
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-Is this Portuguese flannel?
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Brushed three times
for added loft.
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-Must be, 'cause
it sure is making me hot.
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Like a Hot Pocket.
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-♪ Come let me love you ♪
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♪ Come love me again ♪
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♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪
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-You inspire me to greatness.
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-Hi. Pardon me?
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-You inspire me to greatness!
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-Put the brush in God's hand.
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-I've been going to a special
place with you since I was 9!
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-Thanks for coming with me.
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-Oh, Lord.
Go, go, go, go, go.
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- This is a really long light.
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-I'm going to Walmart.
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I said,
"I'm going to Walmart."
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-Go now.
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-Hey, number 12's here.
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-♪ Ooh ♪
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-How you doing, Syd?
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-Somebody's got a date.
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-I do, and I am excited.
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-Does she live in an A-frame
hidden away in the mountains?
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Katherine? No.
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Although, she is looking
to leave PBS Burlington...
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-Mm.
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-...which I'm fine with.
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-You're driving a van with no
rearview mirrors and no bricks.
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-Sounds dangerous,
and I like it.
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Always moving forward,
just onto the next.
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-I wouldn't be sitting here
today if I lived any other way.
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-Yeah,
you got the best damn seat
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in the best barber shop
in town.
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We should all be so lucky.
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Every forest needs
a tallest tree,
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and I think we found ours
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with probably the most
impressive shaft of lumber
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that Mount Mansfieldhas ever seen.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Mm.
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-Thank you for going to
a special place with me,
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Carl Nargle.
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-Cut it.
-That tree is probably too tall.
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Brace yourself. You are going to
get some calls about that.
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-Sure. Let me just slide you
over here a little bit.
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-And it started off
as a winged elm...
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-Uh-huh.
-...and then it just became
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a white oak.
-Yeah, Wendy get the painting.
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-It's so big.
-Should I put it --
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Put it in the van like you have
the other 6,000 times, yeah.
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Uh, Ambrosia?
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-You gave me another 30 minutes,
and it would've been a sequoia.
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- Oh, my goodness.
- Or a redwood.
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- Yeah.
- Mr. Nargle.
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-Yeah, right over here.
-Um, hi.
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-Oh, hi.
-Hi.
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-Sorry.
-Wow.
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It -- It is an honor to --
to meet you, sir.
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-Thank you.
-You know, when I was a kid,
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my -- my parents
used your show
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to teach me
that anything is possible...
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-Did they? Oh.
-...as long as you put
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your brushes to it, right?
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-And now here I am.
-Who -- Who is this?
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-It's, uh, Ambrosia.
Isn't she great?
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She's absolutely fantastic.
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In three, two, one.
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Yeah.
- Okay.
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-Wait, what's going on?
-No, no, no, no.
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-What's happening?
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-Nothing that
you have to worry about.
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You're Carl Nargle.
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You don't even
have to look behind you,
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and I mean that literally
and figuratively.
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Let's -- Let's --
Let's go talk.
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-This is"Paint with Ambrosia."
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-A blank canvas.
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That's how we all begin.
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Is it intimidating,
or is it an opportunity
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to create something that
the world has never seen before?
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If I'm being honest,
it's a little of both.
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But I, for one,
am thrilled to be joining you
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on this journey
of self-discovery.
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So let's paint.
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A rock.Let's paint a rock.
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When I think of rocks,
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I like to think aboutwhat's inside first,
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because that'swhat really matters.
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-Uh, w-- I --
I have no doubt
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that, uh,
a little friendly competition
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will bring out
the best in you, Carl.
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Obviously,
there's no competition
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between you and Ambrosia.
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What I'm trying to say
is, uh,
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the young bull is happy
to learn
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from the old bull,
though, inevitably,
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the young bull will kill
the old bull.
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More power to Ambrosia
if she can pull it...off.
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That came out wrong.
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-I'm sorry
if I'm interrupting.
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Uh, Alexandra Moore from
the Burlington Bonnet.
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Are you ready
for the interview?
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-Interview?
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-The Bonnet series
on Vermont state treasures.
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You're number four,
tied with snow.
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I left a message for you
on your cellphone.
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00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:21,969
-I still haven't gotten
the hang of using
252
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,538
the answering machine
inside of it.
253
00:13:23,571 --> 00:13:26,440
Sorry. Used to be you had
a person take a message for you.
254
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,842
-Mm-hmm.
-Uh, well, is now a-a good time
255
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,546
to take me to a special place
where we can talk?
256
00:13:31,579 --> 00:13:33,615
-Carl's van.
I-I'm sure he's flattered,
257
00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:35,482
but he's also
in a relationship.
258
00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:38,152
-I-I-I was speaking
metaphorically. I --
259
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,220
-If you mean the back
of Carl's van, take a number.
260
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:44,858
-Uh...o-or we -- we could go
to your office, Carl.
261
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:48,028
-Wow. Just running through
stop signs. Incredible.
262
00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:51,065
-Are you guys okay with me
quoting you on this?
263
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,933
-Yeah, anything
to help the station.
264
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,234
-As you may have gathered...
265
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,136
-My office
is right over here, so...
266
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,472
-...I am a bitof a risk-taker,
267
00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:01,308
and I have never painteda stump,
268
00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:03,977
so I'm going to do thatfor my second painting.
269
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:07,214
-Two paintings in one hour?
270
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,617
Not that that's a big deal.
271
00:14:09,651 --> 00:14:11,385
-Why is that such a big deal?
272
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,954
-Nobody paints
two paintings in an hour.
273
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,591
-It takes paint
to a whole new place,
274
00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:19,326
and it's been
a lot of places.
275
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,530
-Could be our "Dancing with
the Stars," "Shark Tank" block.
276
00:14:22,564 --> 00:14:23,931
-Oh, I love
"Dancing with the Stars."
277
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,900
It's my favorite show.
278
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,144
-It's been wonderful
talking to you.
279
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,046
Good night, everyone.
280
00:14:41,649 --> 00:14:44,418
-Ouf.
I've never seen him that mad.
281
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,120
-Tonight's supposed to be
our night.
282
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,523
What am I supposed to do?
-I'm headed to Price Chopper
283
00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:51,058
to hang out in the beer aisle
if you want to join.
284
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:54,027
She just picked up a case of the
lonelies, make 'em less lonely.
285
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:58,232
If you do it right, you don't
even have to leave the store.
286
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,334
-Every stump has roots,right,
287
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:03,937
evidence where it started.
288
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,707
-Is that a second painting?
289
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:08,676
-It's a stump.
290
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,110
-Incredible.
291
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,160
-♪ Lay no boogie woogieon the king -- ♪
292
00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:43,143
-"Dancing with the Stars"
is my favorite
293
00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:45,345
celebrity dance show!
294
00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:54,388
You're entitledto your favorite TV show.
295
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,423
That's what makesthis country great.
296
00:15:56,457 --> 00:16:02,029
-But my favorite show
is "Paint with Carl Nargle."
297
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,337
-Get in.
298
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,439
-Paint is a lot like life.
299
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:14,107
You got to move onfrom mistakes
300
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,310
if you're going to be happy,which is why
301
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,412
I am going to add brown.
302
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:22,115
I guess Jenna's going to get
her picture tonight, huh?
303
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:25,319
-Hm. Did I ever tell you
about the time I got mine?
304
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,588
-Oh, God, please don't.
305
00:16:26,621 --> 00:16:29,657
I mean, you have.
Many times. Too many.
306
00:16:29,691 --> 00:16:33,060
-It's all a blur, but I remember
it like it was yesterday.
307
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,763
-I know.
Just maybe don't this time.
308
00:16:35,797 --> 00:16:38,232
-This one time.
309
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,767
-He'd finished
all of his chowder
310
00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:41,268
and most of his bread bowl,
311
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,071
and then he turned to me
and he said,
312
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,139
-You want to touch
my sandals?
313
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,609
-♪ Do it ♪
314
00:16:47,642 --> 00:16:49,109
-And I said...
315
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,378
More than
I've ever wanted anything.
316
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,819
-♪ Do it ♪
317
00:16:57,852 --> 00:17:00,387
-His socks didn't stay on
for long, either.
318
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:07,327
Oh, even under the sheet,
I could tell it was impressive.
319
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,731
-♪ Do the Hustle ♪
320
00:17:09,764 --> 00:17:12,634
-And then he mounted it
on my living room wall
321
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,434
for everyone to see.
322
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,606
-What do you think?
323
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,474
-Oh, Carl.
324
00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:23,711
A one-of-a-kind picture
just for me.
325
00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:28,215
-But why are the UFOand the stump covered in blood?
326
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,484
Because that's art.
327
00:17:30,518 --> 00:17:33,521
-This is not the kind of thing
people paint on PBS.
328
00:17:33,555 --> 00:17:36,524
-Until we paint again,I'm Ambrosia.
329
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,696
-That's a lot of blood
for a UFO.
330
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,765
-And a stump.
331
00:17:43,798 --> 00:17:45,833
How do I know when it's done?
332
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:50,437
-Holy moly.
333
00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:53,675
-And...cut.
334
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,409
We're clear.
335
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:58,513
-And...cut.
336
00:17:58,546 --> 00:17:59,814
We're clear.
337
00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:01,148
That a UFO?
338
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,416
You know,
half the people watching
339
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,751
are going to think it's --
it's real.
340
00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:06,788
-Ratings are in.
-What, for Ambrosia?
341
00:18:06,821 --> 00:18:09,624
-H-- No, last week.
-Oh.
342
00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:12,560
-You know, I was just trying
to kind of paint the opposite
343
00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:13,861
of what Carl does...
-Mm-hmm.
344
00:18:13,895 --> 00:18:16,764
-...and that ended up being
a UFO
345
00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:19,366
covered in blood.
-Oh, dear goodness.
346
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,739
-You're Katherine.
-Uh...
347
00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:27,775
-Whoa, okay,
so Carl said
348
00:18:27,809 --> 00:18:29,877
that you were
his reason for painting,
349
00:18:29,911 --> 00:18:32,379
living, and loving.
350
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,782
Burlington Bonnet,
August 15, 1993.
351
00:18:34,816 --> 00:18:37,819
-Wow, that was, yeah,
so long ago.
352
00:18:37,852 --> 00:18:41,723
I practically forgot about that.
-Did you say
353
00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:43,791
"UFO covered in blood"?
-Yeah.
354
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:48,596
-So our viewers call the station
a lot when they're upset.
355
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:51,566
-No more blood. No more UFOs.
-Got it. Got it.
356
00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:53,534
-Understood?
-Yes.
357
00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:56,671
-Geez. Ratings.
358
00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:59,741
-Well, you keep
shaking things up like this,
359
00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:03,778
it'll be your profile
in the Burlington Bonnet.
360
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:06,881
Have you ever heard
of Cheesepot Depot?
361
00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:08,816
-Here, I'm going to load
you up a good one.
362
00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:10,551
Here we go.
363
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,823
-Um, I, uh...
364
00:19:15,857 --> 00:19:20,494
I've been vegan
since I was 7.
365
00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:23,598
-Really?
366
00:19:23,631 --> 00:19:26,934
-Shouldn't be a crime in having
another relish tray, I guess.
367
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,306
-Not tonight.
368
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,643
-I want to taste the cheese.
369
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,892
Mmm, and the meat under it --
so much.
370
00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:53,528
Veal. Or was it lamb?
371
00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:56,363
-No, no, the gray one
was definitely the veal.
372
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,632
Are you okay?
373
00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:58,800
-Yeah.
-You want something
374
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,535
to wash it down with?
-Hurry.
375
00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:03,538
-Here.
Here, have some cheddar.
376
00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:04,839
-How is everything?
377
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,507
-It's good.
Good, thank you.
378
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:09,911
-It's great, thank you.
379
00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:16,283
-I was thinking about
trying to do my own art,
380
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,351
maybe pottery.
381
00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:25,927
-Yeah, but so good
at the copier
382
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,462
and the faxing
all the...
383
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,798
Well, how many pages
can you fax at once?
384
00:20:30,832 --> 00:20:33,500
-24.
-24?
385
00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:38,740
-I don't even know where
the cover sheets are.
386
00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:42,309
-Well, I could show you.
387
00:20:43,544 --> 00:20:44,779
-I-I guess
what I'm trying to say
388
00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:46,748
is the station's been
so good to me,
389
00:20:46,781 --> 00:20:48,583
and it can do the same
for you.
390
00:20:48,616 --> 00:20:55,523
I think sometimes it's just
being grateful for what we have.
391
00:20:55,556 --> 00:20:57,925
-Without getting stuck
in something
392
00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:00,762
that's not working,
right?
393
00:21:00,795 --> 00:21:02,997
Like --
Like how you dated Katherine
394
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,632
and how you don't think
about her.
395
00:21:04,665 --> 00:21:06,601
-Yeah.
Was that Katherine?
396
00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:08,736
I don't even --
it's funny how my eye
397
00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:10,337
doesn't even go to her.
398
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,573
-Since the day
that Wendy was hired, right?
399
00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:14,909
That's when things ended
with Katherine?
400
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,644
-Yeah.
401
00:21:16,677 --> 00:21:21,616
What started as an innocent
sunset shoulder massage
402
00:21:21,649 --> 00:21:25,887
in the back of a van
at the water's edge
403
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:30,825
turned into a picture
I never expected to paint.
404
00:21:43,004 --> 00:21:45,438
-I have some oils in my purse.
405
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,908
Shut the curtains.
406
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,980
-♪ Yeah, they call me ♪
407
00:21:53,014 --> 00:21:55,550
♪ Hot and nasty ♪
408
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,985
♪ Yeah, they call me ♪
409
00:21:58,019 --> 00:21:59,352
♪ Unh ♪
410
00:22:01,522 --> 00:22:05,392
-It's a good thing Katherine
cheated on you first.
411
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,594
-Yeah.
-So you don't have
412
00:22:06,627 --> 00:22:08,361
to feel guilty.
-Yes.
413
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:11,766
A real man never looks back.
414
00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:13,034
I don't.
415
00:22:15,736 --> 00:22:18,673
-Thank you.
Thanks so much.
416
00:22:19,841 --> 00:22:24,545
D--
Do you want some advice?
417
00:22:24,579 --> 00:22:26,714
-Always.
418
00:22:26,747 --> 00:22:28,616
-Paint from your heart.
419
00:22:28,649 --> 00:22:30,151
Live from your heart.
420
00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:32,587
-Yeah.
-Etch A Sketch a dinosaur.
421
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:36,824
Have it attack Atlantis
if that's who you are.
422
00:22:36,858 --> 00:22:40,595
-That is exactly who I am,
actually so that's great.
423
00:22:40,628 --> 00:22:42,797
- Yeah.
424
00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:47,702
You know, and don't --
don't let fame
425
00:22:47,735 --> 00:22:52,840
bring out the worst in you
or -- or anyone around you.
426
00:22:55,977 --> 00:22:58,179
-Deal.
427
00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:01,148
You can help me
with that.
428
00:23:01,182 --> 00:23:04,719
-Oh, I -- I, um...
429
00:23:04,752 --> 00:23:07,722
I've been offered a job
at PBS Albany.
430
00:23:07,755 --> 00:23:09,422
It's the same thing
I'm doing now.
431
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:12,459
It's -- I'm just
the assistant to the GM.
432
00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,929
-Katherine...
433
00:23:14,962 --> 00:23:18,699
you run PBS Burlington
without the GM title,
434
00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:23,971
which means you should run
PBS Albany with the title.
435
00:23:28,175 --> 00:23:30,778
-You ready?
-Let's go.
436
00:23:32,613 --> 00:23:34,548
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
437
00:23:38,853 --> 00:23:43,658
-I hope you like this painting
of Mount Mansfield
438
00:23:43,691 --> 00:23:48,763
on a cold February
late afternoon.
439
00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:54,936
Does this mean
I'm your muse?
440
00:23:54,969 --> 00:23:56,804
I've always wanted to be
one of those.
441
00:23:58,072 --> 00:24:00,908
-Do you want to see
what's on TV?
442
00:24:00,942 --> 00:24:04,979
-I actually, um, think
there might be another
443
00:24:05,012 --> 00:24:09,482
teal-and-desert-sand-colored TV
at the top
444
00:24:09,517 --> 00:24:13,187
of these
golden-rod-number-five stairs.
445
00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:16,257
-You sure know
your stair colors.
446
00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:36,243
Let's slowly
brush back his locks.
447
00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:42,717
And lightly caress
the base of this neck.
448
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:45,553
-I'm having a hard time
finding the TV.
449
00:24:45,586 --> 00:24:47,688
-Oh, um, I forgot.
450
00:24:47,722 --> 00:24:52,093
I -- I moved it into the other
room when I got a bigger bed.
451
00:24:52,126 --> 00:24:53,661
-Oh.
452
00:24:55,196 --> 00:25:01,936
-Slide over to his clavicle.
453
00:25:01,969 --> 00:25:03,604
Maybe the kisses
are even gentler here.
454
00:25:03,637 --> 00:25:05,806
-Speaking of TVs,
I don't know if you heard this,
455
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:10,578
but they are showing "Paint"
on Channel 9 in Rutland.
456
00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:14,215
-Do you know what that is?
457
00:25:14,248 --> 00:25:16,951
-I don't get down to Rutland
as much as I'd like.
458
00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:19,820
-Soft blowing
in your ear canal.
459
00:25:19,854 --> 00:25:21,222
-There's not a highway
down there.
460
00:25:21,255 --> 00:25:23,724
-Deeper than expected.
461
00:25:23,758 --> 00:25:26,160
Let's find out if the curtains
match the drapes.
462
00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:28,095
Need better gas manage.
463
00:25:28,129 --> 00:25:29,930
-Are you okay?
464
00:25:29,964 --> 00:25:31,932
-I think I'm going to throw up.
465
00:25:31,966 --> 00:25:34,001
-Okay,
maybe the highway system
466
00:25:34,035 --> 00:25:35,603
isn't the only thing
moving too fast.
467
00:25:35,636 --> 00:25:39,874
-I mean, from the --
from the meat.
468
00:25:39,907 --> 00:25:43,978
I can't stop thinking about
how I have a cow inside me.
469
00:25:44,011 --> 00:25:46,714
-You mean the veal?
470
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,889
I just want you to know
471
00:25:54,922 --> 00:25:58,793
that I can't imagine tonight
being any better.
472
00:26:01,195 --> 00:26:03,030
Can you?
473
00:26:03,064 --> 00:26:04,799
-Same.
474
00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:09,170
Is this Portuguese flannel?
475
00:26:09,203 --> 00:26:12,206
-I don't know.
I got it at the store.
476
00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:13,974
I'm just going to brush
my teeth super fast,
477
00:26:14,008 --> 00:26:15,309
and I'll be right out.
478
00:26:15,342 --> 00:26:19,980
- W-Well, t-take your time.
- Oh, no.
479
00:26:20,014 --> 00:26:22,817
-Overlooking Mount Mansfieldseems impossible
480
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:24,852
because it'sthe biggest thing in Vermont,
481
00:26:24,885 --> 00:26:26,821
but some people do,
482
00:26:26,854 --> 00:26:29,890
and they fall in love
with Camel's Hump,
483
00:26:29,924 --> 00:26:34,028
which is barely in
the top-four tallest mountains.
484
00:26:34,061 --> 00:26:38,065
Given the choice, I guess
I'd rather be Mount Mansfield.
485
00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:42,069
Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl Nargle.
486
00:26:42,103 --> 00:26:45,005
-And we're clear.
Ambrosia.
487
00:26:45,039 --> 00:26:46,107
-Right?
-Okay.
488
00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:47,808
-Right over here.
Here we go.
489
00:26:47,842 --> 00:26:50,177
-Careful.
490
00:26:50,211 --> 00:26:52,680
Tony, did you hear what I said
about Camel's Hump?
491
00:26:52,713 --> 00:26:53,948
-Yeah, really moving.
492
00:26:53,981 --> 00:26:55,816
-It's another great one,
Mr. Nargle.
493
00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:57,952
It's amazing
how you keep doing it.
494
00:26:57,985 --> 00:26:58,986
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
495
00:26:59,019 --> 00:27:00,387
-I thought that was great.
496
00:27:00,421 --> 00:27:02,356
I could take your pipe
for you.
497
00:27:04,358 --> 00:27:07,428
- Good luck.
498
00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:15,669
-And in three, two...
499
00:27:15,703 --> 00:27:18,005
-Hi, friends, and welcome to"Paint with Ambrosia."
500
00:27:18,038 --> 00:27:20,107
Today's paintingis inspired by
501
00:27:20,141 --> 00:27:23,811
the heart of this station,
Katherine,
502
00:27:23,844 --> 00:27:26,046
and as a way of saying
thank you,
503
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,315
I'm going to paint her
a bullet train,
504
00:27:28,349 --> 00:27:33,187
because once a bullet train
gets started, it's hard to stop.
505
00:27:41,762 --> 00:27:43,430
-Are you --
Are you yelling at me?
506
00:27:43,464 --> 00:27:46,867
-Yes. When I finished
my painting show yesterday,
507
00:27:46,901 --> 00:27:48,969
I wanted pretzels.
No one brought me any, Tony.
508
00:27:49,003 --> 00:27:51,305
-Carl, I know it's a period
of adjustment with --
509
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:54,141
with Ambrosia here, but let me
tell you what's happening.
510
00:27:54,175 --> 00:27:57,478
-What's happening is people need
to start doing their jobs,
511
00:27:57,512 --> 00:27:58,913
which isn't going to happen
512
00:27:58,946 --> 00:28:00,481
if Katherine
and the rest of the staff
513
00:28:00,515 --> 00:28:03,017
are watching one too many
painting shows in a row
514
00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:05,986
instead of doing whatever it
is they're supposed to be doing.
515
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,855
-I'm going to keep them
to an hour break, okay, but
516
00:28:07,888 --> 00:28:09,890
that's good energy here, Carl.
-Thank you. I know.
517
00:28:09,924 --> 00:28:11,492
-I don't want to lose it.
-I don't, either.
518
00:28:11,526 --> 00:28:15,429
-These are exciting times here
at the new PBS Burlington.
519
00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:19,166
-Are these the new tote bags?
-Huh.
520
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,469
Yeah. It's only
because yours weren't selling.
521
00:28:22,504 --> 00:28:25,507
Let me rephrase that.
It's only because
522
00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:29,376
yours...weren't...selling.
523
00:28:31,278 --> 00:28:33,247
-I have something for you.
524
00:28:35,049 --> 00:28:38,852
-♪ Everybody, shake it ♪
525
00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:40,955
- Hm.
526
00:28:40,988 --> 00:28:43,324
-♪ Time to be free ♪
527
00:28:43,357 --> 00:28:45,993
This dinosaur
attacking Atlantis?
528
00:28:46,026 --> 00:28:48,395
Yeah.
529
00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:50,331
-I'm, uh --
I'm having a hard time
530
00:28:50,364 --> 00:28:52,433
not making a lot of things
for you these days.
531
00:28:52,466 --> 00:28:56,036
-Well, everybody's going to be
very jealous, you see.
532
00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:58,772
-Then I will paint them all
pictures, but just --
533
00:28:58,806 --> 00:29:01,242
-Not as awesome as this?
534
00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:06,447
-♪ But your mama lied to you ♪
535
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:11,952
-Albany has a ton to offer.
536
00:29:11,986 --> 00:29:16,558
I-90 and I-87 go right through
the middle of it.
537
00:29:18,993 --> 00:29:23,163
The New York Capital Region
could use a painting show,
538
00:29:23,197 --> 00:29:25,432
I-I would imagine.
539
00:29:25,466 --> 00:29:31,506
-♪ And share your freak
with the rest of us ♪
540
00:29:31,539 --> 00:29:33,874
♪ A beautiful thing ♪
541
00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:35,109
-Okay.
542
00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:38,580
Okay.
-Okay.
543
00:29:40,281 --> 00:29:43,417
-Okay, um...
-Okay.
544
00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:45,286
-I-I-I have to warn you
that I've never done
545
00:29:45,319 --> 00:29:48,088
what we're about to do,
I think, so...
546
00:29:48,122 --> 00:29:53,060
-Okay,
what is it we're about to do?
547
00:29:53,093 --> 00:29:55,963
-I've never had sex
with a woman, okay?
548
00:29:55,996 --> 00:30:01,603
- Katherine?
549
00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:04,071
Oh, Hey.
550
00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:06,273
Katherine, this is my mom
and my dad.
551
00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:08,075
-We actually know each other.
552
00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:10,944
I-It's Mandy.
Mandy Long.
553
00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:12,246
We went to high school together.
554
00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:14,114
You were senior
when I was a freshman.
555
00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:16,551
-Wow.
-Oh, hey.
556
00:30:16,584 --> 00:30:18,118
It's a small world.
557
00:30:18,152 --> 00:30:20,854
-Hey, Mom, could you
bring us up Totino's?
558
00:30:20,888 --> 00:30:23,525
-Uh, pepperoni or plain?
-Hmm.
559
00:30:23,558 --> 00:30:25,225
Up to you.
560
00:30:27,127 --> 00:30:30,364
-Um...pepperoni.
561
00:30:30,397 --> 00:30:32,266
Pepperoni it is.
562
00:30:32,299 --> 00:30:36,170
-No matter which way
the wind's blowing,
563
00:30:36,203 --> 00:30:37,572
there he is.
564
00:30:37,605 --> 00:30:40,207
I hope everyone can appreciate
its strength.
565
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,109
Mount Mansfield.
566
00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:45,479
Thanks for going to a special
place with me, Carl Nargle.
567
00:30:45,513 --> 00:30:47,414
-And...cut. We're clear.
568
00:30:47,448 --> 00:30:51,385
-So that was the last time
that I ever bought a pantsuit.
569
00:30:55,255 --> 00:30:56,490
Thanks.
570
00:30:56,524 --> 00:31:00,894
Alright, Mr. Nargle,
it's another gem.
571
00:31:00,928 --> 00:31:02,664
-Thank you.
-Good job, buddy.
572
00:31:02,697 --> 00:31:06,166
-And three, two --
-Tony.
573
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,104
-Carl, Carl, could you
get your painting?
574
00:31:16,578 --> 00:31:19,213
-I'm on my break.
-Carl.
575
00:31:21,482 --> 00:31:23,150
Carl.
576
00:31:23,183 --> 00:31:27,254
-Hi, friends, and welcome to
"Paint with Ambrosia."
577
00:31:27,287 --> 00:31:28,989
-Come on, come on.
-Staff meeting tomorrow --
578
00:31:29,022 --> 00:31:30,257
8:00 A.M.
-Staff -- what's it about?
579
00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:31,959
What...?
580
00:31:34,729 --> 00:31:36,230
-I got each of you presents,
581
00:31:36,263 --> 00:31:38,566
and it's just a little something
just to say
582
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,969
how much I appreciate
everything that you do
583
00:31:42,002 --> 00:31:44,037
for "Paint with Carl Nargle."
584
00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:46,708
-I'm just your type?
585
00:31:46,741 --> 00:31:49,143
So I'm nothing more to you
than typing?
586
00:31:49,176 --> 00:31:51,211
-It's from T.J. Maxx.
587
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,383
-Carl, do you remember
how you left me?
588
00:31:56,417 --> 00:31:59,153
-This is Painterlooking for Tater Hots.
589
00:31:59,186 --> 00:32:01,488
Come back, Tater Hots.Over.
590
00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:06,528
This is Tater Hots.
What's your 20, painter?
591
00:32:06,561 --> 00:32:09,631
You coming over?
Over.
592
00:32:09,664 --> 00:32:12,734
-No, Tater Hots.
593
00:32:12,767 --> 00:32:15,436
It's over. Over.
594
00:32:15,469 --> 00:32:20,374
What do you mean,
it's over over? Over.
595
00:32:20,407 --> 00:32:24,178
-Hoping we can stay
good buddies, good buddy.
596
00:32:24,211 --> 00:32:25,979
Over.
597
00:32:26,013 --> 00:32:27,615
And out.
598
00:32:41,462 --> 00:32:45,065
-Then it was on to Beverly,
who you dumped for Jenna.
599
00:32:45,098 --> 00:32:47,769
-Sorry.
-Water over the bridge.
600
00:32:47,802 --> 00:32:49,136
-You know,
one time you said
601
00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:51,071
that I looked sexy
in my tracksuit,
602
00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:55,142
so I've been wearing
Juicy Couture ever since.
603
00:32:55,175 --> 00:32:56,678
I wear this to church,
604
00:32:56,711 --> 00:33:00,648
and there are kids there
who think that this is my name,
605
00:33:00,682 --> 00:33:03,785
Good, Christian children
who say,
606
00:33:03,818 --> 00:33:06,186
"We're praying for you,
Juicy."
607
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:08,523
I want to go to a special place
with you, Carl Nargle,
608
00:33:08,556 --> 00:33:12,527
as long as that special place is
hell, and I can watch you burn.
609
00:33:17,498 --> 00:33:20,602
Can I say something?
610
00:33:20,635 --> 00:33:23,437
If you don't like
the coffee mugs, then, I mean,
611
00:33:23,470 --> 00:33:28,342
I have these Green Mountain
Coffee discount coupons,
612
00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:29,611
and --
-Son of a bitch.
613
00:33:29,644 --> 00:33:32,614
-I also got you guys a gift.
614
00:33:32,647 --> 00:33:36,518
I, uh, realized that I had only
made something for Katherine,
615
00:33:36,551 --> 00:33:39,521
and I wanted to make sure
that you all felt seen
616
00:33:39,554 --> 00:33:41,054
and appreciated.
617
00:33:41,088 --> 00:33:43,490
So I made you all paintings.
618
00:33:43,525 --> 00:33:46,561
They're on the stage.
-Score.
619
00:33:46,594 --> 00:33:47,829
- Yeah.
620
00:33:47,862 --> 00:33:50,297
-I'm returning this
for store credit.
621
00:33:55,335 --> 00:33:58,105
-I like when art
makes people happy.
622
00:34:00,608 --> 00:34:03,711
- I'm not trying to make
anybody feel bad.
623
00:34:16,824 --> 00:34:20,528
I know you want
to get a painting.
624
00:34:20,562 --> 00:34:22,396
-No, I don't.
625
00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:24,398
-Go on. It's okay.
626
00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:25,700
Go ahead.
627
00:34:25,733 --> 00:34:27,434
-Thank you.
628
00:34:56,664 --> 00:34:58,700
-Oh, good,
I was just about to, uh,
629
00:34:58,733 --> 00:35:00,434
do the crossword puzzle.
-Hold on.
630
00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:07,742
"New Artist Gives PBS
Burlington Much Needed Boost."
631
00:35:07,775 --> 00:35:09,443
-I read it.
632
00:35:09,476 --> 00:35:12,179
-"Vermonters, what if I told you
there was a new artist
633
00:35:12,212 --> 00:35:16,183
who can paint circles
around Carl Nargle?
634
00:35:16,216 --> 00:35:17,552
Would that make
you want to watch?
635
00:35:17,585 --> 00:35:19,386
Well, one thing's for sure.
636
00:35:19,419 --> 00:35:21,488
People are watching
PBS Burlington
637
00:35:21,522 --> 00:35:25,526
like never before
for one reason and one name
638
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,830
Am-- Ambrosia."
639
00:35:29,864 --> 00:35:32,232
-Yeah.
640
00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:34,936
-"After years of watching
Carl Nargle's paint dry,
641
00:35:34,969 --> 00:35:39,272
the Green Mountains are alive
with the sound of creativity."
642
00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:44,579
-You know, uh, how about
don't...read it...maybe?
643
00:35:46,446 --> 00:35:52,687
-"Carl is one dimensional,
antiquated, very sexiest..."
644
00:35:54,789 --> 00:35:57,257
"Very sexist."
645
00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:59,727
I think I get the idea.
646
00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:02,664
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
647
00:36:02,697 --> 00:36:06,299
I think you know me well enough
to know I don't care
648
00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:10,705
what people say about me
or what they write.
649
00:36:22,016 --> 00:36:24,786
♪ Well, now me and Homer Jones
and Big John Talley ♪
650
00:36:24,819 --> 00:36:27,722
♪ Had a big crap game
goin' back in the alley ♪
651
00:36:27,755 --> 00:36:29,757
♪ And I kept rollin'
them sevens ♪
652
00:36:29,791 --> 00:36:32,325
♪ And winnin' all them pots ♪
653
00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:34,361
♪ My luck was so good,
I could do no wrong ♪
654
00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:36,898
♪ I just kept on rollin'
and controllin' them bones ♪
655
00:36:41,669 --> 00:36:43,938
♪ When you're hot, you're hot ♪
656
00:36:43,971 --> 00:36:45,840
♪ And when you're not,
you're not ♪
657
00:36:45,873 --> 00:36:48,408
♪ Put all the money in,
and let's roll 'em again ♪
658
00:36:51,445 --> 00:36:54,414
♪ I turned around,
and there was a big, old cop ♪
659
00:36:54,448 --> 00:36:56,718
♪ He said, "Hello, boys,"
then he gave us a grin, ♪
660
00:36:56,751 --> 00:36:59,319
♪ Said, "Look like I'm gon'
have to haul y'all in" ♪
661
00:36:59,352 --> 00:37:00,888
♪ "And keep all that money
for evidence" ♪
662
00:37:00,922 --> 00:37:03,958
♪ I said, "Well, son,
when you hot, you hot" ♪
663
00:37:03,991 --> 00:37:06,794
♪ He said, "Yeah,"
When you're hot, you're hot ♪
664
00:37:06,828 --> 00:37:08,863
♪ And when you're not,
you're not ♪
665
00:37:26,948 --> 00:37:28,816
-Remember when you said
there was one person
666
00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:29,851
who could save this station?
667
00:37:29,884 --> 00:37:31,552
-Yeah, well, ratings are up,
668
00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:32,920
but we still having a problem
balancing the books.
669
00:37:32,954 --> 00:37:34,655
-Well,
now I'm going to save it --
670
00:37:34,689 --> 00:37:37,457
with something PBS Burlington
has never seen before.
671
00:37:37,491 --> 00:37:39,392
-Oh, great.
Well, pitch the idea,
672
00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:41,294
and I'll run it
by Katherine and Ambrosia.
673
00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:43,631
-I've already run it by me.
It's been approved.
674
00:37:49,937 --> 00:37:53,473
-We are live
in five, four,
675
00:37:53,508 --> 00:37:55,977
three, two...
676
00:37:56,010 --> 00:38:00,447
-On today's show, this personwill become a key chain.
677
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,849
Let's see how.
678
00:38:01,883 --> 00:38:03,551
-"The Whittler."
679
00:38:03,584 --> 00:38:07,789
-The PBS Burlington pledge drive
has always brought you
680
00:38:07,822 --> 00:38:11,526
the very best
in Vermont public broadcasting,
681
00:38:11,559 --> 00:38:15,630
but now,
for the very first time ever,
682
00:38:15,663 --> 00:38:20,034
loyal viewers like you
and can bid on Carl Nargle
683
00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:26,707
or the white-hot Ambrosia
painting your portrait live
684
00:38:26,741 --> 00:38:30,377
while still receiving
a complimentary tote bag.
685
00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:33,781
This is the
public-broadcasting syndicate's
686
00:38:33,815 --> 00:38:36,483
Super Bowl, World Series,
687
00:38:36,517 --> 00:38:39,821
and "Real Housewives
of New Jersey" reunion
688
00:38:39,854 --> 00:38:41,956
all rolled into one.
689
00:38:41,989 --> 00:38:44,058
Let the bidding begin.
690
00:38:47,762 --> 00:38:50,865
-Carl is my boyfriend.
-He's not your boyfriend.
691
00:38:50,898 --> 00:38:53,768
-Yes, he is.
That's what he told me.
692
00:38:53,801 --> 00:38:56,637
-Thank you, Sylvia and Portia.
693
00:38:56,671 --> 00:38:59,941
-They all fall for Carl.
694
00:38:59,974 --> 00:39:02,409
-Another call for Carl.
695
00:39:02,442 --> 00:39:04,912
And one for Ambrosia.
696
00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:09,016
Incredible.
697
00:39:09,050 --> 00:39:10,918
How did you do that?
698
00:39:12,854 --> 00:39:17,158
Thank you,
Jay Fogarty from Chittenden.
699
00:39:17,191 --> 00:39:20,995
You are magic.
700
00:39:21,028 --> 00:39:25,967
If you want your portrait
painted by Ambrosia,
701
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:31,839
you need to bid
more than $435,
702
00:39:31,873 --> 00:39:36,711
and if you want your portrait
painted by Carl Nargle,
703
00:39:36,744 --> 00:39:43,450
you need to bid
more than $875
704
00:39:43,483 --> 00:39:47,188
in the next 10, 9, 8,
705
00:39:47,221 --> 00:39:49,824
7, 6, 5,
706
00:39:49,857 --> 00:39:54,028
4, 3, 2, 1.
707
00:39:54,061 --> 00:39:55,563
That's it.
-That's it.
708
00:39:55,596 --> 00:39:56,964
-No more calls.
709
00:39:56,998 --> 00:40:01,468
- PBS Burlington pledge drive.
710
00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:03,571
-Does that count?
-It's too late, isn't it?
711
00:40:03,604 --> 00:40:04,639
I think it's over, right?
712
00:40:04,672 --> 00:40:07,575
-Does that count?
713
00:40:07,608 --> 00:40:09,110
-Yes.
714
00:40:09,143 --> 00:40:14,181
-Yes. I'm writing it down.
We're all very excited.
715
00:40:14,215 --> 00:40:17,018
It's been a great day.
716
00:40:17,051 --> 00:40:21,722
Thank you so much for everything
you've done for the station.
717
00:40:21,756 --> 00:40:28,195
-Well?
718
00:40:28,229 --> 00:40:30,131
-Jay Fogerty's mother
would like to pick him up
719
00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:32,499
in front of the station
in 10 minutes.
720
00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:35,603
-That's it.
721
00:40:35,636 --> 00:40:38,973
-Thank you!
Keep those pledges coming.
722
00:40:40,808 --> 00:40:43,244
-We did it.
-It's for a good cause.
723
00:40:43,277 --> 00:40:45,713
Look at Bridget,
724
00:40:45,746 --> 00:40:49,016
lighting up the stage
with her radiant smile.
725
00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:51,152
She is a winner.
726
00:40:51,185 --> 00:40:53,921
-PBS Burlington is also smiling.
727
00:40:53,955 --> 00:40:55,656
-You know,
Mary is also a winner.
728
00:40:55,690 --> 00:40:57,758
It's such a joy to paint.
729
00:40:57,792 --> 00:40:59,593
-They both look great.
730
00:40:59,627 --> 00:41:03,597
And another great thing
about PBS Burlington is --
731
00:41:03,631 --> 00:41:05,533
-Bridget's generosity,
732
00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:08,169
which kind of
puts us all to shame.
733
00:41:08,202 --> 00:41:11,038
It's an honor
for me to be up here painting
734
00:41:11,072 --> 00:41:14,742
someone who bid
so much more than anyone else.
735
00:41:14,775 --> 00:41:16,077
Thank you, Bridget.
736
00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:19,213
-And thank you to Mary.
I am so grateful.
737
00:41:19,246 --> 00:41:22,683
You know, she hasn't worked in
eight years, so her bid
738
00:41:22,717 --> 00:41:24,285
is actually a higher percentage
of net worth,
739
00:41:24,318 --> 00:41:27,154
which, you know, feels like
the true barometer.
740
00:41:27,188 --> 00:41:29,023
-Bridget,
she's not going to be able
741
00:41:29,056 --> 00:41:31,158
to visit her grandkids
this year.
742
00:41:31,192 --> 00:41:32,860
Can't afford it, right?
743
00:41:32,893 --> 00:41:35,696
So it's a little scary
how much this means to her.
744
00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:37,098
-That's -- That's so sad.
745
00:41:37,131 --> 00:41:39,834
But, you know,
Mary had to turn off her heat.
746
00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:42,269
-I'll turn off your heat.
-You never turned it on.
747
00:41:42,303 --> 00:41:45,639
-Never tried to.
-Done.
748
00:41:45,673 --> 00:41:46,841
-I was already done.
749
00:41:46,874 --> 00:41:48,843
-How much do we raise?
750
00:41:48,876 --> 00:41:50,678
-Almost $8,000.
751
00:41:50,711 --> 00:41:52,213
-How much do we need?
752
00:41:52,246 --> 00:41:56,550
-A little less than $300,000.
-Ah.
753
00:41:56,584 --> 00:42:00,154
-Mary, this is for you.
754
00:42:00,187 --> 00:42:02,289
I call it "Rich in Spirit."
755
00:42:02,323 --> 00:42:05,693
-I've always wanted a laser.
756
00:42:05,726 --> 00:42:08,062
-Bridget, are you ready?
757
00:42:10,798 --> 00:42:12,733
This is for you.
758
00:42:12,767 --> 00:42:16,871
I call it
"Mighty Mount Mansfield."
759
00:42:16,904 --> 00:42:22,743
On an early, surprisingly
chilly April morning.
760
00:42:25,346 --> 00:42:27,748
Can you see it?
761
00:42:27,782 --> 00:42:31,018
-Why was I smiling
that whole time?
762
00:42:31,052 --> 00:42:33,154
That's just the same mountain
you always paint.
763
00:42:33,187 --> 00:42:35,723
That doesn't look
anything like me.
764
00:42:37,258 --> 00:42:41,295
-It's the same painting
as Valentine's Day Season 8.
765
00:42:41,328 --> 00:42:45,232
-The creek is smaller.
-The creek is smaller.
766
00:42:45,266 --> 00:42:50,371
-That is...
because, um...
767
00:42:50,404 --> 00:42:54,809
Carl didn't
want to ruin the surprise.
768
00:42:54,842 --> 00:42:58,913
Yes, you both are actually
getting two paintings.
769
00:42:58,946 --> 00:43:05,986
Yeah, a portrait from me and one
of Carl's incredible landscapes.
770
00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:09,056
We just didn't want either
of you to not get a Nargle.
771
00:43:09,090 --> 00:43:12,393
-He was supposed
to paint my portrait.
772
00:43:12,426 --> 00:43:16,163
I spent my snack allowance
for the next eight years.
773
00:43:16,197 --> 00:43:18,666
-I know, Bridget, but did you
hear what Ambrosia said?
774
00:43:18,699 --> 00:43:21,635
You're going to get
a portrait by her,
775
00:43:21,669 --> 00:43:25,206
as well as this painting
of Mighty Mount Mansfield.
776
00:43:28,309 --> 00:43:30,077
And...
777
00:43:36,317 --> 00:43:38,185
...$29.
778
00:43:41,455 --> 00:43:45,426
Another $20.
Just...here you go.
779
00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:52,833
Which brings us to $74, and you
can head over to craft service
780
00:43:52,867 --> 00:43:55,269
and get anything you want.
781
00:43:55,302 --> 00:43:59,707
Sandwiches, some raisins.
782
00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:02,243
-Well...shit.
783
00:44:06,313 --> 00:44:10,351
-You know, I get so many
questions about my tote bag
784
00:44:10,384 --> 00:44:12,219
every time I'm in a restaurant.
785
00:44:12,253 --> 00:44:16,390
-What's wrong?
786
00:44:16,423 --> 00:44:18,259
-I know how to save the station.
787
00:44:21,028 --> 00:44:24,131
-Let's add a little smoketo these chimneys,
788
00:44:24,165 --> 00:44:28,369
see if we can make themeven a little cozier.
789
00:44:28,402 --> 00:44:30,905
I think Ambrosia might be
a little jealous
790
00:44:30,938 --> 00:44:36,177
if she saw you watching this.
791
00:44:36,210 --> 00:44:40,848
-I'm just making sure
all your old tapes still play.
792
00:44:43,184 --> 00:44:46,220
-Boy, it really takes you back,
doesn't it?
793
00:44:46,253 --> 00:44:49,190
Of course, this river...
794
00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:51,859
Look at that shirt.
795
00:44:51,892 --> 00:44:54,828
-It's really held up.
796
00:44:54,862 --> 00:44:57,031
-So it has.
797
00:44:57,064 --> 00:45:03,137
And that little hamlet is where
I took you for our first date.
798
00:45:03,170 --> 00:45:05,372
-Good memory, yeah.
799
00:45:05,406 --> 00:45:07,308
-Great memory.
800
00:45:07,341 --> 00:45:09,443
-You know, I forgot how much
you used to paint
801
00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:11,946
all this other stuff.
802
00:45:11,979 --> 00:45:18,185
Ice cream stands and
windmills and birds in flight.
803
00:45:18,219 --> 00:45:23,057
Now it's just Mount Mansfield
in every single painting.
804
00:45:24,992 --> 00:45:29,763
-Hard not to hold on
to a dream or two.
805
00:45:34,235 --> 00:45:36,504
Why did you do it?
806
00:45:41,543 --> 00:45:46,413
-I dropped out of college for
us, and I was really great.
807
00:45:46,447 --> 00:45:50,451
And then I realized that "us"
was really -- really you.
808
00:45:50,484 --> 00:45:52,119
And you got famous,
809
00:45:52,152 --> 00:45:56,558
and then you started to treat me
like everybody else.
810
00:45:56,591 --> 00:45:59,827
I mean, not bad. Never bad.
811
00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:05,232
Just...not special.
812
00:46:05,266 --> 00:46:11,472
And then someone else paid
so much attention to me.
813
00:46:11,506 --> 00:46:13,340
And I made a mistake.
814
00:47:04,291 --> 00:47:09,564
I couldn't live with myself,
so I told you.
815
00:47:09,597 --> 00:47:12,066
Just begged you to forgive me.
816
00:47:15,436 --> 00:47:19,473
Then like, a minute later,
you were having sex with Wendy.
817
00:47:23,477 --> 00:47:26,213
I just spent the rest of my life
watching you make everybody else
818
00:47:26,246 --> 00:47:28,882
in my life
fall in love with you.
819
00:47:31,653 --> 00:47:34,054
-I just...
820
00:47:34,088 --> 00:47:35,389
I wish I would have known
821
00:47:35,422 --> 00:47:37,891
what I should have
done differently.
822
00:47:40,662 --> 00:47:42,296
-Me, too.
823
00:47:46,133 --> 00:47:47,569
-Guess who gets to watch
824
00:47:47,602 --> 00:47:52,206
Seasons 2 through 8
of "Paint With Carl Nargle"?
825
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,342
-Sounds like a dream come true.
826
00:47:55,376 --> 00:47:59,980
There's a lot of --
a lot of good stuff in there.
827
00:48:06,588 --> 00:48:08,355
-Did I do something wrong?
828
00:48:10,424 --> 00:48:12,493
-You did not.
829
00:48:21,536 --> 00:48:23,270
-Oh, hey. Grab a seat.
830
00:48:23,303 --> 00:48:26,273
I have some exciting news
I want to talk to you about.
831
00:48:26,306 --> 00:48:29,544
-Always nice
to hear exciting news.
832
00:48:29,577 --> 00:48:31,679
-Ready?
833
00:48:31,713 --> 00:48:33,648
I have found you
an incredible job.
834
00:48:33,681 --> 00:48:35,149
-What?
835
00:48:35,182 --> 00:48:36,984
-Teaching at
the University of Vermont,
836
00:48:37,017 --> 00:48:40,454
where you will be passing
along your incredible skills
837
00:48:40,487 --> 00:48:43,525
to students
from around the world.
838
00:48:43,558 --> 00:48:44,992
-I love the idea of giving back.
839
00:48:45,025 --> 00:48:47,695
I mean,
that is a big honor, right?
840
00:48:47,729 --> 00:48:50,964
I just think with my work here,
I'm not going to have the time.
841
00:48:50,998 --> 00:48:53,668
-Exactly.
842
00:48:53,701 --> 00:48:57,037
Carl, our revenues is way down
843
00:48:57,070 --> 00:48:59,507
and you're making
$46,000 a year.
844
00:48:59,541 --> 00:49:03,143
Now, UVM will give you
a $4,000 raise.
845
00:49:03,177 --> 00:49:05,045
And here's the best part.
846
00:49:05,078 --> 00:49:08,015
We have 22 years of reruns
of your show.
847
00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:10,685
People will
never even know you left.
848
00:49:10,718 --> 00:49:12,286
It's the best of both worlds.
849
00:49:12,319 --> 00:49:15,189
-So I'll host "Paint,"
teach at UVM.
850
00:49:15,222 --> 00:49:17,991
22 years of reruns
you're going to be showing.
851
00:49:18,025 --> 00:49:21,128
You're turning ol' Carl Nargle
into a workhorse.
852
00:49:21,161 --> 00:49:22,630
A damn Clydesdale.
853
00:49:22,664 --> 00:49:24,431
-Except here's the thing.
854
00:49:24,465 --> 00:49:27,301
Ambrosia will create the new
shows that'll bring in the kids.
855
00:49:27,334 --> 00:49:32,306
Your reruns will be there
for our core 65-plus audience.
856
00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:37,244
You don't have to host a new
episode of "Paint" ever again.
857
00:49:41,081 --> 00:49:42,517
-But I want to keep painting.
858
00:49:42,550 --> 00:49:45,520
-You will, at UVM.
859
00:49:45,553 --> 00:49:48,322
50 students a day watching you.
860
00:49:48,355 --> 00:49:53,695
That's a 400% bump in
the 18-to-25 demo for you.
861
00:49:53,728 --> 00:49:55,362
Yeah.
862
00:49:55,395 --> 00:50:00,635
I just got a couple
of things for you to sign
863
00:50:00,668 --> 00:50:02,570
saying -- here you go.
864
00:50:02,604 --> 00:50:04,572
Right here.
865
00:50:04,606 --> 00:50:06,306
Saying we didn't --
Go ahead.
866
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:10,512
We didn't fire you
because you're old.
867
00:50:12,312 --> 00:50:15,315
Good. That's very good.
868
00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:18,285
Thank you, Carl.
That's all I got.
869
00:50:18,318 --> 00:50:20,087
- I'll see you.
870
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,524
-Sure.
871
00:50:43,410 --> 00:50:45,212
-Carl.
872
00:50:47,281 --> 00:50:49,383
Hey, Carl.
873
00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:51,184
I just...
874
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:57,457
I wanted to say thank you,
you know, for paving the way.
875
00:50:59,627 --> 00:51:03,297
-I had that plate for 30 years.
876
00:51:03,330 --> 00:51:06,734
-Yeah, no, I used
to see you parked at Lums.
877
00:51:06,768 --> 00:51:08,402
"Home of the lumber."
878
00:51:08,435 --> 00:51:12,306
-You added an E
to the Mona Lisa.
879
00:51:12,339 --> 00:51:13,641
But here's the deal.
880
00:51:13,675 --> 00:51:17,879
No one's waiting in line
to see the Mona E. Lisa,
881
00:51:17,912 --> 00:51:20,280
because that's
a really dumb name.
882
00:51:20,314 --> 00:51:22,282
Not very original.
883
00:51:22,316 --> 00:51:26,286
-You never tried to get
P-A-I-N-T-E-R?
884
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,855
-No, I didn't.
885
00:51:27,889 --> 00:51:30,525
And a real artist would
never Etch-a-Sketch a dinosaur
886
00:51:30,558 --> 00:51:32,860
and then give it to someone,
because that's really dumb, too.
887
00:51:32,894 --> 00:51:35,429
-Carl, you used
your brush to seduce
888
00:51:35,462 --> 00:51:37,732
and destroy people
who loved you.
889
00:51:37,765 --> 00:51:42,436
-No, I opened their car doors,
picked up every check,
890
00:51:42,469 --> 00:51:44,438
and always carried
the big suitcases.
891
00:51:44,471 --> 00:51:46,340
-Did you ever try
treating them as equals?
892
00:51:46,373 --> 00:51:48,275
-No.
I treated them better than me.
893
00:51:48,308 --> 00:51:49,309
It's called being a gentleman.
894
00:51:49,343 --> 00:51:50,578
-Until you moved on to the next.
895
00:51:50,612 --> 00:51:52,212
-Because your girlfriend
made a mistake.
896
00:51:52,245 --> 00:51:53,781
-You're a mistake.
897
00:51:57,852 --> 00:52:00,320
-You're lucky I'm an artist
instead of a woman
898
00:52:00,354 --> 00:52:02,790
who says really mean
things to other women,
899
00:52:02,824 --> 00:52:04,926
'cause I would have plenty
to say to you.
900
00:52:04,959 --> 00:52:07,361
Plenty.
901
00:52:07,394 --> 00:52:09,697
-You were an artist.
902
00:52:20,474 --> 00:52:22,342
Carl's the reason
I started working here.
903
00:52:22,376 --> 00:52:25,345
Him, and because Quiznos
wasn't hiring.
904
00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:27,381
The place has great hours.
905
00:52:27,414 --> 00:52:30,384
-He is such a turd.
-Come on.
906
00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:33,320
-You couldn't afford
to pay his salary
907
00:52:33,353 --> 00:52:34,889
and keep the station going.
908
00:52:34,922 --> 00:52:37,190
-Yeah.
909
00:52:37,224 --> 00:52:41,663
Sometimes you just have
no choice but to move on.
910
00:52:51,706 --> 00:52:58,278
-♪ You fill up my senses ♪
911
00:52:58,311 --> 00:52:59,647
-If it were up to me,
you'd never
912
00:52:59,681 --> 00:53:01,783
leave the back of this van.
913
00:53:01,816 --> 00:53:03,951
-God, that sounds like heaven.
914
00:53:07,254 --> 00:53:09,256
-♪ Like a walk in the rain ♪
915
00:53:09,289 --> 00:53:11,526
-What are you doing?
916
00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:14,428
-Just committing every inch
of you to memory
917
00:53:14,461 --> 00:53:16,964
so I can relive this moment
918
00:53:16,998 --> 00:53:20,935
every moment
for the rest of my life.
919
00:53:20,968 --> 00:53:23,270
The way you look, the way you...
920
00:53:23,303 --> 00:53:27,809
Even the texture of
this arm rest,
921
00:53:27,842 --> 00:53:31,311
the hum of the space heater.
922
00:53:31,344 --> 00:53:33,715
Do you smell that?
923
00:53:33,748 --> 00:53:35,683
-No.
-Transmission fluid,
924
00:53:35,717 --> 00:53:38,720
and there isn't much of it.
925
00:53:38,753 --> 00:53:41,556
She runs pretty clean.
926
00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:44,357
-I just --
I know I'm always gonna
927
00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:48,563
remember how I feel right now,
because I just...
928
00:53:48,596 --> 00:53:51,599
I just always want
to feel this way.
929
00:53:51,632 --> 00:53:56,537
-I'm ready to feel
how you feel right now.
930
00:54:03,711 --> 00:54:05,780
Mm.
-That's the arm rest.
931
00:54:05,813 --> 00:54:07,582
-What?
-That's the --
932
00:54:07,615 --> 00:54:09,784
That's the arm rest.
933
00:54:12,754 --> 00:54:14,722
-That's it. That's me.
934
00:54:14,756 --> 00:54:16,824
Oh, that's all me.
935
00:54:20,795 --> 00:54:23,965
-I have to ask you something
that's really hard to ask.
936
00:54:23,998 --> 00:54:25,666
-Hello.
937
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:29,036
-Why didn't you
just paint the portrait?
938
00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:33,941
You could just paint one amazing
portrait and blow Ambrosia away.
939
00:54:33,975 --> 00:54:35,877
-It's stupid.
-Decided I was going to ask you
940
00:54:35,910 --> 00:54:38,345
to drive me home if you
weren't going to answer me.
941
00:54:38,378 --> 00:54:42,315
-Okay.
942
00:54:42,349 --> 00:54:45,019
19 years ago,
Dr. Bradford Lenihan
943
00:54:45,052 --> 00:54:47,688
said the
Burlington Museum of Art
944
00:54:47,722 --> 00:54:51,458
lacked a painting of Vermont's
highest peak, Mount Mansfield,
945
00:54:51,491 --> 00:54:56,396
and I really, really wanted
a painting in that museum.
946
00:55:06,741 --> 00:55:08,543
-And?
947
00:55:08,576 --> 00:55:14,882
-So I started painting it,
in case he was watching.
948
00:55:14,916 --> 00:55:16,717
-Let me guess.
949
00:55:16,751 --> 00:55:20,721
Dr. Bradford Lenihan didn't
like the way you painted it?
950
00:55:20,755 --> 00:55:23,791
-Well, it's --
it's more complicated.
951
00:55:23,825 --> 00:55:25,126
-Well, then I should go
952
00:55:25,159 --> 00:55:26,894
if you don't think
I'll understand anything.
953
00:55:26,928 --> 00:55:29,096
-I don't know. I don't know.
954
00:55:29,130 --> 00:55:30,665
-What do you mean,
you don't know?
955
00:55:30,698 --> 00:55:33,768
-I--I don't...
956
00:55:34,936 --> 00:55:38,673
I don't know if he ever
watched the show.
957
00:55:38,706 --> 00:55:42,977
-You never thought to call him
958
00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:45,546
or to walk one of your
thousands of paintings
959
00:55:45,580 --> 00:55:49,150
down to him
over the last 19 years?
960
00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:51,552
-What if he said no?
961
00:55:57,457 --> 00:55:59,660
-A real artist
follows his heart,
962
00:55:59,694 --> 00:56:02,730
no matter what the price.
963
00:56:02,763 --> 00:56:04,565
You spent your whole life
playing it safe,
964
00:56:04,599 --> 00:56:08,769
and now you've lost everything.
965
00:56:08,803 --> 00:56:10,104
Everything.
966
00:56:10,137 --> 00:56:11,772
And I have
another question for you.
967
00:56:13,641 --> 00:56:15,109
How come we never have sex?
People tell me I'm attractive.
968
00:56:15,142 --> 00:56:18,546
-You're very attractive.
Will you just come inside?
969
00:56:22,683 --> 00:56:24,986
The beautiful part is
we're moving on together,
970
00:56:25,019 --> 00:56:26,988
and once I began teaching...
971
00:56:29,624 --> 00:56:31,659
-The only reason you care
about me now is because
972
00:56:31,692 --> 00:56:34,595
I'm the one thing you have left.
973
00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:42,870
My Uber is here.
974
00:56:42,904 --> 00:56:47,541
-I don't know what that is.
975
00:56:47,575 --> 00:56:50,443
-It's goodbye.
976
00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:05,927
-I'm Carl Nargle, and I'm going
to be your professor.
977
00:57:09,263 --> 00:57:10,998
Thank you.
978
00:57:11,032 --> 00:57:13,901
Listen, our goal
this semester is pretty simple.
979
00:57:13,935 --> 00:57:17,038
I want to help you get
what's in here
980
00:57:17,071 --> 00:57:18,806
and just splash it on to there.
981
00:57:18,839 --> 00:57:21,676
Don't worry.
It's not rocket science.
982
00:57:21,709 --> 00:57:23,144
It's harder.
983
00:57:25,012 --> 00:57:27,949
-Is it true that Ambrosia's
teaching this class with you?
984
00:57:27,982 --> 00:57:31,052
-Well, I mean, she may stop
by one of these days.
985
00:57:31,085 --> 00:57:32,853
You never know
who's going to join us
986
00:57:32,887 --> 00:57:35,488
or where we might be going.
987
00:57:35,523 --> 00:57:38,059
So let's get there.
988
00:57:38,092 --> 00:57:40,895
-Sorry if that came out wrong.
989
00:57:40,928 --> 00:57:42,196
Um...
990
00:57:42,229 --> 00:57:45,733
we still want to see you, too.
991
00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:48,035
-Thanks.
Well, should we get started?
992
00:57:48,069 --> 00:57:51,973
Because this canvas
ain't going to paint itself.
993
00:57:52,006 --> 00:57:56,844
-But it would be great to know
when she was coming,
994
00:57:56,877 --> 00:57:59,513
just so we could make sure
to be in class.
995
00:58:01,682 --> 00:58:03,117
-Hey, can I ask you something?
996
00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:05,252
If you were dating somebody,
like, really young
997
00:58:05,286 --> 00:58:08,789
and really beautiful...
998
00:58:08,823 --> 00:58:10,691
...why wouldn't you
have sex with them?
999
00:58:10,725 --> 00:58:13,227
-I was hoping you'd talk to me
about Ambrosia.
1000
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,196
It's such a mystery.
1001
00:58:15,229 --> 00:58:18,766
-No, actually, it's not...
1002
00:58:18,799 --> 00:58:22,036
I brought Carl his painting
last night, and...
1003
00:58:22,069 --> 00:58:25,306
-I imagine having sex with her
is like riding a bike,
1004
00:58:25,339 --> 00:58:27,942
except instead of pedaling,
1005
00:58:27,975 --> 00:58:33,581
you just kind of move
back and forth on the seat.
1006
00:58:33,614 --> 00:58:37,985
I've ridden that kind of bike,
and I love bikes.
1007
00:58:39,687 --> 00:58:43,657
-I have to be somewhere else...
1008
00:58:43,691 --> 00:58:44,992
now.
1009
00:58:48,729 --> 00:58:50,798
-Hi.
1010
00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:52,933
-Hey.
1011
00:58:58,205 --> 00:59:01,842
You went to Carl's house
last night?
1012
00:59:03,978 --> 00:59:07,014
He treated you like crap.
1013
00:59:07,048 --> 00:59:09,750
-And I cheated on him.
1014
00:59:09,784 --> 00:59:16,223
Do you love him?
1015
00:59:16,257 --> 00:59:18,225
I just...
1016
00:59:18,259 --> 00:59:20,928
I feel like I just wasted
my whole life
1017
00:59:20,961 --> 00:59:23,064
not loving someone else.
1018
00:59:31,372 --> 00:59:34,675
I kind of set you up to say no.
1019
00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:38,245
I love you.
1020
00:59:42,850 --> 00:59:44,318
What's this?
1021
00:59:44,351 --> 00:59:47,188
Why, it's Mount Mansfield.
1022
00:59:47,221 --> 00:59:52,860
This, another Mount Mansfield.
1023
00:59:56,163 --> 00:59:59,967
Sorry, just give me one minuteand I will paint you
1024
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,138
the best Mount Mansfieldthat you have ever seen.
1025
01:00:04,171 --> 01:00:06,307
-What a show-off.
1026
01:00:08,809 --> 01:00:11,412
Oh, no.
1027
01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:19,120
It's so good.
1028
01:00:27,294 --> 01:00:30,664
-♪ If you could read
my mind, love ♪
1029
01:00:30,698 --> 01:00:34,435
♪ What a tale
my thoughts could tell ♪
1030
01:00:34,468 --> 01:00:38,439
♪ Just like an old-time movie ♪
1031
01:00:38,472 --> 01:00:42,009
♪ About a ghost
from a wishing well ♪
1032
01:00:42,042 --> 01:00:44,845
♪ In a castle dark ♪
1033
01:00:44,879 --> 01:00:50,985
♪ Or a fortress strong
with chains upon my feet ♪
1034
01:00:51,018 --> 01:00:54,455
♪ You know that ghost is me ♪
1035
01:00:54,488 --> 01:00:58,859
♪ And I will never be set free ♪
1036
01:00:58,893 --> 01:01:03,931
♪ As long as I'm a ghost
you can't see ♪
1037
01:01:07,801 --> 01:01:11,338
♪ If I could read
your mind, love ♪
1038
01:01:11,372 --> 01:01:13,340
♪ What a tale your thoughts
could tell ♪
1039
01:01:29,156 --> 01:01:32,259
♪ The hero would be me ♪
1040
01:01:32,293 --> 01:01:35,095
♪ But heroes often fail ♪
1041
01:01:36,931 --> 01:01:39,900
♪ And you won't read
that book again ♪
1042
01:01:39,934 --> 01:01:45,940
♪ Because the ending's
just too hard to take ♪
1043
01:01:53,047 --> 01:01:55,049
-What's this one?
1044
01:02:01,021 --> 01:02:04,358
-Mount Mansfield,
1045
01:02:04,391 --> 01:02:06,193
at night.
1046
01:02:09,163 --> 01:02:11,398
How's everything going, Carl?
1047
01:02:24,044 --> 01:02:25,980
-Awesome.
1048
01:02:31,452 --> 01:02:36,323
-Carl,
the faculty's been talking.
1049
01:02:36,357 --> 01:02:40,494
We think what makes
the most sense is to go ahead
1050
01:02:40,528 --> 01:02:43,964
and pay you
for the rest of the semester
1051
01:02:43,998 --> 01:02:47,835
and end your class today.
1052
01:02:47,868 --> 01:02:51,305
We've already spoken
with your remaining students,
1053
01:02:51,338 --> 01:02:55,442
and they're okay with it.
1054
01:02:55,476 --> 01:02:57,244
Both of them.
1055
01:03:02,149 --> 01:03:05,486
-This is "Paint with Ambrosia."
1056
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,254
-ROYGBIV.
1057
01:03:07,288 --> 01:03:10,257
You know, when I was a kid,
1058
01:03:10,291 --> 01:03:13,861
my parents told me thatthat was who lived in rainbows.
1059
01:03:13,894 --> 01:03:15,429
Today, I know better.
1060
01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:18,499
Because there are no rainbows.
1061
01:03:18,533 --> 01:03:21,135
-What if ratings go down?
1062
01:03:21,168 --> 01:03:24,972
-Tony, it is time for me to go.
1063
01:03:27,575 --> 01:03:29,410
-Booth.
1064
01:03:29,443 --> 01:03:31,579
-Hey, Tony, it's Carl.
-Carl!
1065
01:03:31,613 --> 01:03:34,248
-Tony, what happened to my show?
1066
01:03:36,116 --> 01:03:39,853
-PBS can no longer show people
using tobacco.
1067
01:03:39,887 --> 01:03:41,055
-What?
1068
01:03:41,088 --> 01:03:42,856
-You smoked a pipe
in every episode.
1069
01:03:42,890 --> 01:03:46,193
We can't air
"Paint With Carl Nargle."
1070
01:03:46,226 --> 01:03:47,895
Not even a rerun.
1071
01:03:53,967 --> 01:03:55,502
-Tony, I've got another call.
1072
01:03:55,537 --> 01:03:58,072
-That's when you get
call waiting.
1073
01:05:17,351 --> 01:05:18,952
-Excuse me, Dr. Lenihan?
1074
01:05:18,986 --> 01:05:20,387
Hello.
1075
01:05:20,421 --> 01:05:22,624
-Mr. Carl Nargle.
-Yeah.
1076
01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:24,224
-To what do I owe the honor
1077
01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:27,595
of a visit from a living
Vermont state treasure?
1078
01:05:27,629 --> 01:05:28,730
-Well, I don't know
if you heard,
1079
01:05:28,763 --> 01:05:31,031
but I recently retired.
1080
01:05:31,064 --> 01:05:32,700
-It was in the paper.
1081
01:05:32,734 --> 01:05:40,207
-Yeah, which means I have 4,274
paintings that could use a home.
1082
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,343
They're mostly
of Mount Mansfield.
1083
01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:46,548
I don't know
if that would interest you.
1084
01:05:46,581 --> 01:05:50,117
-We are always looking to
display the work of a master
1085
01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:52,286
here at the
Burlington Museum of Art.
1086
01:05:52,319 --> 01:05:53,755
-Great.
1087
01:05:53,788 --> 01:05:57,357
-Someone appreciated for
their impact on the world of art
1088
01:05:57,391 --> 01:06:00,127
or representing something
unique to Vermont.
1089
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,530
-Yes. Wonderful.
1090
01:06:02,564 --> 01:06:05,767
-Sadly, we just had
the walls painted,
1091
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,602
and that's something
we're showing off, too.
1092
01:06:07,635 --> 01:06:12,372
You know, the beauty
of the museum itself.
1093
01:06:12,406 --> 01:06:15,777
Might I offer a suggestion?
-Sure.
1094
01:06:15,810 --> 01:06:20,748
-Have you considered
donating them to a Motel 6?
1095
01:06:20,782 --> 01:06:22,684
Or perhaps a Red Roof Inn?
1096
01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:25,520
Your paintings have such warmth,
1097
01:06:25,553 --> 01:06:30,525
and that could really appeal
to a weary traveler on a budget.
1098
01:06:30,558 --> 01:06:33,595
At the very least, it would
save you quite a bit on storage.
1099
01:06:33,628 --> 01:06:36,798
Yeah, I--I have my own barn,
so that's not --
1100
01:06:36,831 --> 01:06:41,134
Anyway, uh, thank you so much
for your time.
1101
01:06:41,168 --> 01:06:42,670
Dr. Lenihan,
1102
01:06:42,704 --> 01:06:46,340
you have a magnificent museum.
1103
01:06:48,408 --> 01:06:52,647
-Carl?
-Yeah.
1104
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,148
-Can I ask you a question?
1105
01:06:55,182 --> 01:06:56,651
-Yeah.
1106
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:01,355
-What's the image tucked away
in your brain
1107
01:07:01,388 --> 01:07:03,357
that makes your heart ache
1108
01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:07,529
and your soul feel like
it's going to burst?
1109
01:07:07,562 --> 01:07:09,564
-Uh...
1110
01:07:09,597 --> 01:07:12,332
-Mount Mansfield, I presume?
1111
01:07:16,303 --> 01:07:20,307
Whatever that thing is,
those are the paintings
1112
01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:22,610
that keep us from
staring at blank walls
1113
01:07:22,644 --> 01:07:25,513
here at the
Burlington Museum of Art.
1114
01:07:27,615 --> 01:07:29,584
Well, thank you for stopping by.
1115
01:07:29,617 --> 01:07:32,654
Always great to see
a Vermont legend in the flesh.
1116
01:07:38,492 --> 01:07:43,230
-♪ Back through the years
I go wandering once again ♪
1117
01:07:43,263 --> 01:07:44,532
-That's really good.
1118
01:07:44,566 --> 01:07:48,836
-♪ Back to
the seasons of my youth ♪
1119
01:07:48,870 --> 01:07:54,809
♪ I recall a box of rags
that someone gave us ♪
1120
01:07:54,842 --> 01:08:00,213
♪ And how my mama
put the rags to use ♪
1121
01:08:00,247 --> 01:08:03,483
♪ There were rags
of many colors ♪
1122
01:08:03,518 --> 01:08:06,386
♪ And every piece was small ♪
1123
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:08,690
♪ And I didn't have a coat ♪
1124
01:08:08,723 --> 01:08:11,759
♪ And it was way down
in the fall ♪
1125
01:08:11,793 --> 01:08:14,394
♪ Mama sewed the rags together ♪
1126
01:08:14,428 --> 01:08:17,130
♪ Sewing every piece with love ♪
1127
01:08:17,164 --> 01:08:19,801
♪ She made my coat
of many colors ♪
1128
01:08:19,834 --> 01:08:24,438
-Ahh!
1129
01:08:24,471 --> 01:08:27,374
-♪ As she sewed,
she told a story ♪
1130
01:08:27,407 --> 01:08:29,744
♪ From the Bible she had read ♪
1131
01:08:29,777 --> 01:08:34,181
♪ About a coat of many colors
Joseph wore ♪
1132
01:08:34,214 --> 01:08:36,316
♪ And then she said ♪
1133
01:08:36,350 --> 01:08:41,154
♪ Perhaps this coat will bring
you good luck and happiness ♪
1134
01:08:41,188 --> 01:08:44,157
♪ And I just
couldn't wait to wear it ♪
1135
01:08:44,191 --> 01:08:47,160
♪ And Mama blessed it
with a kiss ♪
1136
01:08:50,798 --> 01:08:54,334
-What's the imagetucked away in your brain
1137
01:08:54,368 --> 01:08:56,671
that makes your heart ache
1138
01:08:56,704 --> 01:09:00,875
and your soul feel likeit's going to burst?
1139
01:09:00,908 --> 01:09:06,480
-♪ Although we had no money,
I was rich as I could be ♪
1140
01:09:06,514 --> 01:09:09,517
♪ In my coat of many colors
my mama made for me ♪
1141
01:09:09,550 --> 01:09:12,920
-What's the imagetucked away in your brain
1142
01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:15,523
that makes your heart ache
1143
01:09:15,556 --> 01:09:18,492
and your soul feel likeit's going to burst?
1144
01:09:18,526 --> 01:09:19,694
-♪ So with patches
on my britches ♪
1145
01:09:19,727 --> 01:09:22,329
♪ And holes in both my shoes ♪
1146
01:09:22,362 --> 01:09:25,298
♪ In my coat of many colors ♪
1147
01:09:25,332 --> 01:09:28,736
-What's the imagetucked away in your brain
1148
01:09:28,770 --> 01:09:31,271
that makes your heart ache
1149
01:09:31,304 --> 01:09:33,975
and your soulfeel like it's going to burst?
1150
01:09:34,008 --> 01:09:39,881
-♪ In my coat of many colors
my Mama made for me ♪
1151
01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:48,523
-Katherine, I know this probably
isn't the best time,
1152
01:09:48,556 --> 01:09:52,325
but if I don't say this now,
I never will.
1153
01:09:52,359 --> 01:09:54,696
When we first met,
1154
01:09:54,729 --> 01:09:57,699
I painted out of love.
1155
01:09:57,732 --> 01:10:00,434
My head got turned --
-Hey!
1156
01:10:00,467 --> 01:10:05,573
I was just on my way to the --
to the station.
1157
01:10:05,606 --> 01:10:08,609
Uh, how you -- how you been?
1158
01:10:08,643 --> 01:10:10,778
-Some highs, some lows.
1159
01:10:10,812 --> 01:10:14,749
-You know, I never --
I never got to say sorry
1160
01:10:14,782 --> 01:10:17,618
for painting Mount Mansfield.
1161
01:10:17,652 --> 01:10:19,554
-It was all my fault.
1162
01:10:19,587 --> 01:10:22,255
Ambrosia, I just want to finish
what I was saying to Katherine.
1163
01:10:22,289 --> 01:10:23,891
Actually,
I--I do need to get going.
1164
01:10:23,925 --> 01:10:26,794
-I'll be fast. Katherine...
1165
01:10:26,828 --> 01:10:30,932
as you know,
I'm better with pictures
1166
01:10:30,965 --> 01:10:32,734
than I am with words.
1167
01:10:32,767 --> 01:10:35,469
But if I could paint you one
in the form of an apology --
1168
01:10:35,502 --> 01:10:37,672
-It's over.
1169
01:10:37,705 --> 01:10:39,406
-Ambrosia, I thought we were
being nice to each other.
1170
01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:41,509
Now it just feels like
you're rubbing my nose in it.
1171
01:10:41,542 --> 01:10:43,410
-No, I mean,
1172
01:10:43,443 --> 01:10:47,481
we're over.
1173
01:10:47,515 --> 01:10:53,487
She could never love me because
she never stopped loving you.
1174
01:10:55,857 --> 01:10:57,725
-Hey, Carl.
1175
01:10:58,391 --> 01:11:01,495
-Beverly?
1176
01:11:01,529 --> 01:11:03,531
I didn't see that coming.
1177
01:11:04,966 --> 01:11:09,469
-Hold on. I'm coming.
I'm coming. Here we go.
1178
01:11:09,503 --> 01:11:10,972
-Nice to see some old friends.
1179
01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:13,975
-Yeah, well, we never got around
to throwing them out.
1180
01:11:14,008 --> 01:11:16,476
There they are.
-Okay.
1181
01:11:16,511 --> 01:11:17,745
-And here.
-That's fine.
1182
01:11:17,779 --> 01:11:19,080
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
1183
01:11:19,113 --> 01:11:21,649
We need this one to air.
Okay? Alright.
1184
01:11:21,682 --> 01:11:23,985
Let's roll the open
in three, two...
1185
01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:26,888
-Hey, where's Ambrosia?
1186
01:11:26,921 --> 01:11:28,556
-Well, she called
and told me to let Carl host.
1187
01:11:28,589 --> 01:11:29,924
-I got something I have to say
1188
01:11:29,957 --> 01:11:32,660
and this
is my only way to say it.
1189
01:11:32,693 --> 01:11:35,963
-And PBS, they need 2 new hours
of programing every day,
1190
01:11:35,997 --> 01:11:39,000
so we are airing "Paint
With Carl Nargle" in five...
1191
01:11:39,033 --> 01:11:41,702
-Carl --
before you say or do anything,
1192
01:11:41,736 --> 01:11:44,105
you should know I'm the one
that got your show canceled.
1193
01:11:44,138 --> 01:11:46,439
-Katherine, if you hadn't,
1194
01:11:46,473 --> 01:11:48,643
I wouldn't be here right now.
1195
01:11:52,747 --> 01:11:55,917
Hi, I'm Carl Nargle,
and this is "Paint."
1196
01:11:55,950 --> 01:11:58,619
I used to always say
you got to paint from the heart
1197
01:11:58,653 --> 01:12:01,789
to live from the heart
without doing either.
1198
01:12:01,823 --> 01:12:04,457
Which is why today,
I am starting with
1199
01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:07,528
Tangerine Orange 22.
1200
01:12:07,562 --> 01:12:13,034
Why Tangerine Orange 22?
1201
01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:15,636
Well...
1202
01:12:20,007 --> 01:12:23,611
Because we all have moments
in our lives,
1203
01:12:23,644 --> 01:12:28,448
moments we wish
we could go back to
1204
01:12:28,481 --> 01:12:31,752
and live in forever.
1205
01:12:31,786 --> 01:12:34,956
Mine is in the back of my van
1206
01:12:34,989 --> 01:12:40,895
on a custom-made sofa bed
1207
01:12:40,928 --> 01:12:43,598
with a woman I barely knew.
1208
01:12:43,631 --> 01:12:47,635
-Yo, it's Ambrosia. Whyaren't you watching my show?
1209
01:12:47,668 --> 01:12:49,637
Ah, just kidding.You know what to do next --
1210
01:12:49,670 --> 01:12:50,938
-But you know what?
1211
01:12:50,972 --> 01:12:53,908
It's a perfect memory,
1212
01:12:53,941 --> 01:12:58,079
but what made it perfect
are the imperfections
1213
01:12:58,112 --> 01:13:00,114
we shared together.
-PBS Burlington.
1214
01:13:00,147 --> 01:13:01,949
-I just want to sayit's great to have Carl back.
1215
01:13:01,983 --> 01:13:03,618
-Yes, it is great
to have Carl back.
1216
01:13:03,651 --> 01:13:06,187
Please hold. PBS Burlington.
1217
01:13:06,220 --> 01:13:08,189
-I'm no longer terrifiedwatching "Paint."
1218
01:13:08,222 --> 01:13:09,924
-I agree.
1219
01:13:09,957 --> 01:13:11,025
Carl's paintings are
less terrifying than Ambrosia's.
1220
01:13:11,058 --> 01:13:13,027
Please hold. PBS Burlington.
1221
01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:14,795
-Carl stole my newspaper.
-Yes.
1222
01:13:14,829 --> 01:13:16,797
We're aware that Carl
is stealing newspapers.
1223
01:13:16,831 --> 01:13:20,902
Please hold. PBS Burlington.
1224
01:13:20,935 --> 01:13:23,537
-The smell of
transmission fluid,
1225
01:13:23,571 --> 01:13:25,472
though there wasn't much of it.
1226
01:13:25,506 --> 01:13:27,141
She runs pretty clean.
1227
01:13:27,174 --> 01:13:29,777
- Ambrosia?
1228
01:13:29,810 --> 01:13:31,512
-Uh, no. Sorry.
1229
01:13:31,545 --> 01:13:33,681
Katherine?
-Oh.
1230
01:13:33,714 --> 01:13:35,950
-It's Brian Hoffman.
-Yes. H--Hi.
1231
01:13:35,983 --> 01:13:37,718
-From PBS Sullivan.
1232
01:13:37,752 --> 01:13:39,587
-Yes. Hi, Brian. How are you?
1233
01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:44,759
I--I'm just packing up
all my stuff here
1234
01:13:44,792 --> 01:13:46,928
and really looking forward
to Monday.
1235
01:13:46,961 --> 01:13:48,562
-We are, too. Uh...
1236
01:13:48,596 --> 01:13:51,933
But we went backand looked at your resume.
1237
01:13:51,966 --> 01:13:55,670
Do you not havea college degree?
1238
01:13:57,071 --> 01:13:59,540
-Because the truth is,
if you spend all your time
1239
01:13:59,573 --> 01:14:04,845
trying to paint
the perfect picture,
1240
01:14:04,879 --> 01:14:10,518
you're just gonna missthe best parts of life.
1241
01:14:10,551 --> 01:14:15,690
I know I did.
1242
01:14:15,723 --> 01:14:18,225
Thanks for finally going to
1243
01:14:18,259 --> 01:14:24,265
a special place with me,
Carl Nargle.
1244
01:14:24,298 --> 01:14:26,667
-Great, great, great.
You can have the show back.
1245
01:14:26,701 --> 01:14:27,935
Anything you want,
you just have to keep painting.
1246
01:14:27,969 --> 01:14:29,203
-No, no. That's it.
1247
01:14:29,236 --> 01:14:30,738
I don't have anything
left to paint.
1248
01:14:30,771 --> 01:14:31,839
-Carl --
-Thanks, Tony.
1249
01:14:31,872 --> 01:14:34,809
-Goodbye. Thanks.
-Carl, Carl.
1250
01:14:34,842 --> 01:14:38,879
I'll fire Ambrosia
if you just come back!
1251
01:14:38,913 --> 01:14:41,248
Which is a joke I like to say...
1252
01:14:41,282 --> 01:14:42,783
...all the time.
1253
01:14:42,817 --> 01:14:44,552
But it's not true.
1254
01:14:44,585 --> 01:14:46,554
Hey, everybody, here's
the star of "Paint."
1255
01:14:46,587 --> 01:14:49,790
It's Ambrosia.
1256
01:14:49,824 --> 01:14:53,027
It's --
1257
01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:55,763
-Hi.
1258
01:14:55,796 --> 01:14:57,698
I'm Tony.
1259
01:14:57,732 --> 01:15:01,736
I'm going to show you
a whole new way to paint
1260
01:15:01,769 --> 01:15:05,306
for the next...
1 hour and 31 minutes.
1261
01:15:05,339 --> 01:15:10,845
Let's -- Let's just have somepeople looking at the bears.
1262
01:15:10,878 --> 01:15:12,947
Well, we never did the bear...
1263
01:15:12,980 --> 01:15:16,083
The bears, of course, areno color that I have here,
1264
01:15:16,117 --> 01:15:17,651
so I'll do it with --
1265
01:15:17,685 --> 01:15:20,287
-Paint from the heart,
live from the heart.
1266
01:15:20,321 --> 01:15:21,789
She took my advice.
1267
01:15:21,822 --> 01:15:23,257
-How's everybodydoing out there?
1268
01:15:23,290 --> 01:15:27,261
-You should probably
look at this.
1269
01:15:27,294 --> 01:15:29,263
-There, and that is --
1270
01:15:31,999 --> 01:15:33,200
-You okay?
1271
01:15:33,234 --> 01:15:35,803
-What's going on?
1272
01:15:37,271 --> 01:15:39,607
-Can I get a number four?
1273
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,809
-What?
1274
01:15:41,842 --> 01:15:43,978
-Number four on the chart.
1275
01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:49,283
-I put that up in 1979
because it came with the shaver.
1276
01:15:49,316 --> 01:15:53,687
I had no idea what a number 12
was until you picked it.
1277
01:15:53,721 --> 01:15:56,724
Or what a number four is now.
1278
01:15:56,757 --> 01:15:59,160
-Neither do I.
1279
01:15:59,193 --> 01:16:02,029
But I want it.
1280
01:16:08,235 --> 01:16:10,938
♪ - Whole lotta your love ♪
1281
01:16:10,971 --> 01:16:13,707
♪ Baby, I need ♪
1282
01:16:13,741 --> 01:16:16,110
♪ Whole lotta your love ♪
1283
01:16:16,143 --> 01:16:20,181
♪ Ooh ♪
1284
01:16:31,258 --> 01:16:32,860
-Hi, I'm Carl Nargle.
1285
01:16:34,695 --> 01:16:38,833
-I never thought I'd say this,
but you look better.
1286
01:16:38,866 --> 01:16:41,102
Somehow, you did it.
1287
01:16:43,170 --> 01:16:45,706
-You're always in
my corner, Sid.
1288
01:16:45,739 --> 01:16:47,141
Thanks.
1289
01:16:47,174 --> 01:16:49,210
Ruben, what do I owe you?
1290
01:16:49,243 --> 01:16:53,747
-This one's on the house.
1291
01:16:53,781 --> 01:16:55,282
-Can I have it?
1292
01:16:55,316 --> 01:16:56,951
-What?
-My hair.
1293
01:16:56,984 --> 01:16:59,787
-Well, I'm going to have to
charge you for that.
1294
01:17:01,188 --> 01:17:04,725
-I'm kidding.
Of course you can have it.
1295
01:17:08,963 --> 01:17:10,931
Hold on.
1296
01:17:13,267 --> 01:17:16,904
You need something
to take the edge off.
1297
01:17:16,937 --> 01:17:18,139
-No.
1298
01:17:18,172 --> 01:17:20,174
Painting's always been my high.
1299
01:17:20,207 --> 01:17:23,911
-But it's medical marijuana,
and you need some medicine.
1300
01:17:27,314 --> 01:17:30,951
And here's some gummies,
in case you need a boost.
1301
01:17:33,287 --> 01:17:37,458
-Forward, Carl.
Keep moving forward.
1302
01:17:37,491 --> 01:17:39,927
-Always, Sid.
1303
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:41,395
You spend your wholelife worrying
1304
01:17:41,428 --> 01:17:43,697
about the tallest peaks,
1305
01:17:43,731 --> 01:17:47,401
the biggest successes,the legacy you'll leave behind.
1306
01:17:47,434 --> 01:17:51,972
At a certain point, yourealize it's all meaningless
1307
01:17:52,006 --> 01:17:54,141
without a special someoneby your side.
1308
01:17:54,175 --> 01:17:55,743
-Why are you still here?
1309
01:17:55,776 --> 01:17:59,747
-♪ I know it's over ♪
1310
01:17:59,780 --> 01:18:02,483
♪ But life goes on ♪
1311
01:18:02,517 --> 01:18:11,025
♪ And this old world
will keep on turning ♪
1312
01:18:11,058 --> 01:18:17,198
♪ Let's just be glad
we had some time ♪
1313
01:18:17,231 --> 01:18:22,236
♪ To spend together ♪
1314
01:18:22,269 --> 01:18:27,208
♪ There's no need to
watch the bridges ♪
1315
01:18:27,241 --> 01:18:32,913
♪ That we're burning ♪
1316
01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:38,452
♪ Lay your head ♪
1317
01:18:38,485 --> 01:18:44,792
♪ Upon my pillow ♪
1318
01:18:44,825 --> 01:18:51,832
♪ Hold your
warm and tender body ♪
1319
01:18:56,170 --> 01:18:58,305
-Carl?
1320
01:19:00,941 --> 01:19:02,343
Carl?
1321
01:19:02,376 --> 01:19:06,914
Carl? Carl!
1322
01:19:06,947 --> 01:19:09,850
-Burlington Museum of Art said
they wanted a painting
1323
01:19:09,883 --> 01:19:11,085
of Mount Mansfield.
1324
01:19:11,118 --> 01:19:12,820
19 years,
and I never had the guts
1325
01:19:12,853 --> 01:19:14,121
to show them one of mine.
1326
01:19:14,154 --> 01:19:15,356
You want to know why?
1327
01:19:15,389 --> 01:19:17,057
-Yeah, why don't you
tell me outside?
1328
01:19:17,091 --> 01:19:19,860
-Because the love of my life,
stepped out on me
1329
01:19:19,893 --> 01:19:21,895
with a
Vermont Mountain Express stud.
1330
01:19:21,929 --> 01:19:25,399
I couldn't take the idea of not
being a real artist too.
1331
01:19:25,432 --> 01:19:27,201
-Carl!
1332
01:19:27,234 --> 01:19:29,003
That doesn't make
you not a man.
1333
01:19:29,036 --> 01:19:31,438
It means --
-You got chips?
1334
01:19:31,472 --> 01:19:34,509
-It -- That doesn't mean
you're not a real man.
1335
01:19:34,542 --> 01:19:37,111
It means that I made a mistake.
1336
01:19:37,144 --> 01:19:38,479
-No, not as many as me.
1337
01:19:38,513 --> 01:19:40,047
I mean, how many --
1338
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,584
how many body parts
can one man autograph?
1339
01:19:42,617 --> 01:19:44,184
And I did drugs.
1340
01:19:44,218 --> 01:19:45,587
That's never the answer.
1341
01:19:45,620 --> 01:19:47,421
-Come on, Carl, let's go.
1342
01:19:47,454 --> 01:19:49,056
-You have chips,
or you don't have chips?
1343
01:19:49,089 --> 01:19:51,292
-Do not have chips, Carl.
The barn's on fire.
1344
01:19:51,325 --> 01:19:52,893
We've got to go.
-You risked your life for me!
1345
01:19:52,926 --> 01:19:54,128
-I'm risking my life for you.
1346
01:19:54,161 --> 01:19:57,565
-So you are.
-Mm-hmm.
1347
01:19:57,599 --> 01:19:59,233
-Goodbye, my love.
1348
01:19:59,266 --> 01:20:02,303
Goodbye, my darling.
-Let's go. Come on.
1349
01:20:02,336 --> 01:20:06,106
-Tough night for Mount
Mansfield.
1350
01:20:06,140 --> 01:20:09,243
-What drugs did you take, Carl?
1351
01:20:09,276 --> 01:20:10,944
-The big M.
1352
01:20:10,978 --> 01:20:14,081
Marijuana, but I feel fine.
1353
01:20:14,114 --> 01:20:16,483
I do. I do.
Don't worry about me.
1354
01:20:16,518 --> 01:20:18,986
-I just thought you'd be able to
handle it a little bit better,
1355
01:20:19,019 --> 01:20:20,522
given the amount
of denim that you wear.
1356
01:20:20,555 --> 01:20:22,389
I didn't --
1357
01:20:22,423 --> 01:20:25,225
Sid and Ruben
kind of pushed it on me.
1358
01:20:25,259 --> 01:20:27,961
I smoked it, and then I ate
all the gummy bears.
1359
01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:31,098
And I don't even like
gummy bears, but I feel fine.
1360
01:20:31,131 --> 01:20:32,433
It's just everything's on fire.
1361
01:20:32,466 --> 01:20:34,536
-Carl, where is the painting
from today?
1362
01:20:34,569 --> 01:20:38,872
-You ran through
the fire to save me, you nut.
1363
01:20:38,906 --> 01:20:42,976
-Is it in Vantastic?
-You're insane.
1364
01:20:43,010 --> 01:20:46,013
100% certifiable.
1365
01:20:46,046 --> 01:20:49,249
Katherine, you're crazy!
1366
01:20:49,283 --> 01:20:51,118
See if there are any chips
in the glove compartment!
1367
01:20:51,151 --> 01:20:53,354
-Ahh! Shoot.
1368
01:20:53,387 --> 01:20:55,657
I'm crazy, too.
1369
01:20:55,690 --> 01:20:59,226
This is the real Carl
you're seeing tonight.
1370
01:20:59,259 --> 01:21:03,130
-Okay, alright.
1371
01:21:03,163 --> 01:21:05,265
Okay.
-That was fantastic.
1372
01:21:05,299 --> 01:21:08,670
-It's on fire. We got to go.
1373
01:21:08,703 --> 01:21:12,674
Mount Mansfield? Come on!
1374
01:21:16,043 --> 01:21:17,545
Oh, perfect.
1375
01:21:23,016 --> 01:21:26,019
-Go around!
1376
01:21:26,053 --> 01:21:27,921
Go around!
1377
01:21:42,002 --> 01:21:45,038
-Carl...
1378
01:21:59,754 --> 01:22:04,324
-...the finest dairy productsin all of the Northeast
Kingdom.
1379
01:22:04,358 --> 01:22:07,327
-Make it GeraldMilk and Cheese.
1380
01:22:07,361 --> 01:22:10,598
-Meeting or exceeding yourmilk and cheese needs
1381
01:22:10,632 --> 01:22:12,600
for 46 years --
1382
01:22:12,634 --> 01:22:14,968
-The fire is the lead story
in the news.
1383
01:22:15,002 --> 01:22:18,172
-CNN?
-Um, Local.
1384
01:22:20,407 --> 01:22:23,545
- When do you leave?
1385
01:22:23,578 --> 01:22:27,414
-Um, I don't.
1386
01:22:27,448 --> 01:22:29,116
They offered me
the assistant job
1387
01:22:29,149 --> 01:22:32,352
when they found out that
I don't have a college degree.
1388
01:22:32,386 --> 01:22:36,023
-You're not going to take it?
-Mnh-mnh.
1389
01:22:36,056 --> 01:22:37,525
I'm done settling.
1390
01:22:41,395 --> 01:22:43,096
Oh, hold on.
1391
01:22:43,130 --> 01:22:46,066
-Here's an updateon the Carl Nargle story.
1392
01:22:46,099 --> 01:22:47,669
An unnamed police source
1393
01:22:47,702 --> 01:22:51,706
has told Channel 31 Action Newsthat Carl Nargle's DNA,
1394
01:22:51,739 --> 01:22:54,374
specifically a large portionof his hair,
1395
01:22:54,408 --> 01:22:56,544
was found in the ashes.
1396
01:22:56,578 --> 01:22:58,445
-With all ofhis paintings burned,
1397
01:22:58,479 --> 01:23:00,481
At least we will have his locks
1398
01:23:00,515 --> 01:23:04,017
to remember thisVermont state treasure by.
1399
01:23:04,051 --> 01:23:08,255
And speaking of treasure,every kid treasures presents,
1400
01:23:08,288 --> 01:23:12,493
and for sixlucky children present --
1401
01:23:12,527 --> 01:23:15,763
-Carl Nargle is dead.
1402
01:23:15,797 --> 01:23:18,332
-So he is.
1403
01:23:26,708 --> 01:23:28,676
-Good morning.
1404
01:23:37,552 --> 01:23:40,420
-How many Nargles do you have?
1405
01:23:45,727 --> 01:23:48,095
-I was originally hired
to do graphics.
1406
01:23:48,128 --> 01:23:50,464
-But it's more than just
the article in the paper
1407
01:23:50,497 --> 01:23:54,067
where you ask if a reporter
wants to have sex with Carl
1408
01:23:54,101 --> 01:23:57,437
and you personally hosting
two live paintings shows
1409
01:23:57,471 --> 01:23:59,139
very poorly.
1410
01:23:59,172 --> 01:24:01,509
-Oh, well,
our overhead's way down.
1411
01:24:01,543 --> 01:24:03,143
So many people quitting.
1412
01:24:03,176 --> 01:24:05,178
There's some positives there.
One sec.
1413
01:24:05,212 --> 01:24:07,715
PBS Burlington.
1414
01:24:07,749 --> 01:24:12,185
-Anthony, Bradford Lenihan,
calling with my condolences
1415
01:24:12,219 --> 01:24:14,321
on the passing of Carl Nargle.
1416
01:24:14,354 --> 01:24:17,759
-Yeah, it's a tough day.
-I'll be brief.
1417
01:24:17,792 --> 01:24:22,564
I recently spoke with Carl
about showing at Burlington.
1418
01:24:22,597 --> 01:24:24,532
-Everything was burned
in the fire.
1419
01:24:24,566 --> 01:24:29,737
-Which means any surviving
Nargles would be quite valuable.
1420
01:24:31,906 --> 01:24:35,810
-The Burlington Museum of Art
cannot be a complete collection
1421
01:24:35,843 --> 01:24:39,146
of Vermont Beaux-Arts
without at least one Nargle,
1422
01:24:39,179 --> 01:24:41,583
and we are willing
to pay for it.
1423
01:24:53,193 --> 01:24:54,829
-Please tell me you have one.
1424
01:24:56,798 --> 01:24:58,800
-He made Jenna rich.
1425
01:24:58,833 --> 01:25:02,235
-He made you all rich.
-Yeah.
1426
01:25:02,269 --> 01:25:06,173
Should we go inside?
1427
01:25:06,206 --> 01:25:08,208
-Yeah.
1428
01:25:08,241 --> 01:25:10,477
Come on.
1429
01:25:10,511 --> 01:25:14,114
-I wish I was dead.
-It's gonna be okay.
1430
01:25:15,248 --> 01:25:18,620
-I say inappropriate things
when I'm uncomfortable.
1431
01:25:18,653 --> 01:25:20,688
- Hey, I'm Mandy,
1432
01:25:20,722 --> 01:25:24,424
Ambrosia's mom.
-Oh, hi.
1433
01:25:24,458 --> 01:25:25,727
-Aww.
1434
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:29,664
This is MeeMaw.
-Beverly Brown?
1435
01:25:29,697 --> 01:25:31,866
-I went to school with
your MeeMaw.
1436
01:25:33,868 --> 01:25:35,670
-And roll the graphic.
1437
01:25:37,605 --> 01:25:40,307
And take camera one.
1438
01:25:40,340 --> 01:25:45,513
-Our final guest this afternoon
is the new host of "Paint."
1439
01:25:45,546 --> 01:25:48,549
Please welcome
to the show, Mary.
1440
01:25:48,583 --> 01:25:51,284
One of the hosts
of "Paint," Donald.
1441
01:25:51,318 --> 01:25:54,622
I'm happy to announce that
thanks to a sizable donation
1442
01:25:54,656 --> 01:25:58,626
from our new GM, Wendy,
and some technological wizardry
1443
01:25:58,660 --> 01:26:01,361
from our new
head of graphics, Tony,
1444
01:26:01,395 --> 01:26:03,865
PBS Burlington was able to
digitally remove
1445
01:26:03,898 --> 01:26:06,534
Carl Nargle's pipe
from his shows
1446
01:26:06,567 --> 01:26:10,571
so we can all watch him take us
to his special place forever.
1447
01:26:10,605 --> 01:26:13,473
-And then roll the clip.
1448
01:26:42,570 --> 01:26:45,272
-Put anything in my stew,'cause I'll eat it.
1449
01:26:45,305 --> 01:26:47,008
I love a good stew.
1450
01:26:47,041 --> 01:26:51,713
Feel free to draw me a letterwith your favorite stews.
1451
01:26:51,746 --> 01:26:56,450
Always nice to hearfrom people back home.
1452
01:26:57,919 --> 01:27:01,856
-The wonders...
1453
01:27:01,889 --> 01:27:03,691
of technology.
1454
01:27:31,519 --> 01:27:35,022
-Do you know what that's worth?
1455
01:27:35,056 --> 01:27:36,724
-Yup.
1456
01:27:36,758 --> 01:27:40,061
-Okay.
-Yes, indeed.
1457
01:27:55,076 --> 01:27:58,980
Where do you think he is,
really?
1458
01:27:59,013 --> 01:28:00,848
-Heaven.
1459
01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:04,685
-Yeah.
1460
01:28:07,722 --> 01:28:12,459
-♪ You fill up my senses ♪
1461
01:28:12,492 --> 01:28:16,831
♪ Like a night in the forest ♪
1462
01:28:16,864 --> 01:28:18,666
♪ Like the mountains
in springtime ♪
1463
01:28:18,699 --> 01:28:22,036
-There she is, Miss Marcy.
1464
01:28:22,069 --> 01:28:25,973
-♪ Like a walk in the rain ♪
1465
01:28:26,007 --> 01:28:28,441
-What are you gonna share with
us today, old friend?
1466
01:28:28,475 --> 01:28:32,647
Looks like someone's been
working overtime.
1467
01:28:34,682 --> 01:28:36,984
-I got groceries.
1468
01:28:37,018 --> 01:28:39,086
You feel like grilling?
1469
01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:40,387
-I already put it on.
1470
01:28:40,420 --> 01:28:42,557
-♪ You fill up my senses ♪
1471
01:28:42,590 --> 01:28:45,560
-How was school?
-Oh, it was, um...
1472
01:28:45,593 --> 01:28:49,130
confusing and awful.
1473
01:28:49,163 --> 01:28:52,967
-I tried to warn you years ago.
1474
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:55,502
Can I tell you something
really, really important?
1475
01:28:55,536 --> 01:28:56,771
-Yeah.
1476
01:28:56,804 --> 01:28:58,606
-If I'm never going to
leave here,
1477
01:28:58,639 --> 01:29:02,442
I think we should
probably get cable.
1478
01:29:02,475 --> 01:29:04,579
-Well, you know,
1479
01:29:04,612 --> 01:29:07,782
a man who has the love of
a good blackberry bush
1480
01:29:07,815 --> 01:29:10,084
shouldn't need cable.
1481
01:29:10,117 --> 01:29:11,619
-What about a VCR?
1482
01:29:11,652 --> 01:29:13,420
I think being able
to watch a movie
1483
01:29:13,453 --> 01:29:16,757
while you're away could help
make this our special place.
1484
01:29:16,791 --> 01:29:19,694
-Oh, it's already
pretty great for me.
1485
01:29:19,727 --> 01:29:21,929
-♪ Come let me love you ♪
1486
01:29:38,212 --> 01:29:40,380
-What do you think?
1487
01:29:42,216 --> 01:29:44,819
-Make the blue red.
-Okay.
1488
01:29:44,852 --> 01:29:48,856
-And what if it was
a little girl?
1489
01:29:50,524 --> 01:29:53,861
-I like it.
1490
01:29:53,895 --> 01:29:55,897
-Just promise me
you won't become famous again.
1491
01:29:55,930 --> 01:29:58,431
Well, I'm not going
to sign it Carl Nargle.
1492
01:29:58,465 --> 01:30:01,168
He died in a barn.
1493
01:30:01,202 --> 01:30:02,870
-Sign it "Barnsy."
1494
01:30:02,904 --> 01:30:04,437
-Re-Barnsy.
1495
01:30:04,471 --> 01:30:05,840
-Maybe "Barnsy."
1496
01:30:05,873 --> 01:30:07,440
-Maybe "Blanksy."
-Blanksy?
1497
01:30:07,474 --> 01:30:09,043
-Blanksy.
1498
01:30:16,751 --> 01:30:18,185
-♪ Meet me
in the middle of the day ♪
1499
01:30:18,219 --> 01:30:19,520
♪ Let me hear you say ♪
1500
01:30:19,553 --> 01:30:21,522
♪ "Everything's okay" ♪
1501
01:30:21,555 --> 01:30:26,694
♪ Come on out beneath
the shining sun ♪
1502
01:30:26,727 --> 01:30:28,461
♪ Meet me in
the middle of the night ♪
1503
01:30:28,495 --> 01:30:29,730
♪ Let me hear you say ♪
1504
01:30:29,764 --> 01:30:31,732
♪ "Everything's alright" ♪
1505
01:30:31,766 --> 01:30:36,971
♪ Sneak on out beneath
the stars and run, yeah ♪
1506
01:30:37,004 --> 01:30:40,741
♪ Oh, yeah, yes ♪
1507
01:30:40,775 --> 01:30:44,545
♪ Oh, yes ♪
1508
01:30:56,123 --> 01:30:58,993
♪ It's king and queen
and we must go down 'round ♪
1509
01:30:59,026 --> 01:31:01,494
♪ Behind the chandelier ♪
1510
01:31:01,529 --> 01:31:03,864
♪ Where I won't have
to speak my mind ♪
1511
01:31:03,898 --> 01:31:06,534
♪ And you won't have to hear ♪
1512
01:31:06,567 --> 01:31:08,803
♪ Shreds of news
and afterthoughts ♪
1513
01:31:08,836 --> 01:31:11,672
♪ And complicated scenes ♪
1514
01:31:11,706 --> 01:31:13,941
♪ We'll weather down
behind the light ♪
1515
01:31:13,975 --> 01:31:18,179
♪ And fade like magazines ♪
1516
01:31:18,212 --> 01:31:21,048
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
1517
01:32:06,927 --> 01:32:10,264
-♪ I don't believe
in superstars ♪
1518
01:32:10,297 --> 01:32:13,234
♪ Organic food
and foreign cars ♪
1519
01:32:13,267 --> 01:32:16,170
♪ I don't believe
the price of gold ♪
1520
01:32:16,203 --> 01:32:19,206
♪ The certainty of growing old ♪
1521
01:32:19,240 --> 01:32:22,343
♪ That right is right
and left is wrong ♪
1522
01:32:22,376 --> 01:32:25,279
♪ That north and south
can't get along ♪
1523
01:32:25,312 --> 01:32:28,649
♪ That east is east
and west is west ♪
1524
01:32:28,682 --> 01:32:31,185
♪ And being first
is always best ♪
1525
01:32:31,218 --> 01:32:36,791
♪ But I believe in love ♪
1526
01:32:36,824 --> 01:32:42,596
♪ I believe in babies ♪
1527
01:32:42,630 --> 01:32:47,601
♪ I believe in mom and dad ♪
1528
01:32:47,635 --> 01:32:51,105
♪ And I believe in you ♪
1529
01:32:55,309 --> 01:32:58,979
♪ Well, I don't believe
that heaven waits ♪
1530
01:32:59,013 --> 01:33:02,049
♪ For only those
who congregate ♪
1531
01:33:02,083 --> 01:33:05,052
♪ I like to think of God
as love ♪
1532
01:33:05,086 --> 01:33:08,089
♪ He's down below,
he's up above ♪
1533
01:33:08,122 --> 01:33:11,125
♪ He's watching people
everywhere ♪
1534
01:33:11,158 --> 01:33:14,195
♪ He knows who does
and doesn't care ♪
1535
01:33:14,228 --> 01:33:17,264
♪ And I'm an ordinary man ♪
1536
01:33:17,298 --> 01:33:20,234
♪ Sometimes I wonder who I am ♪
1537
01:33:20,267 --> 01:33:25,773
♪ But I believe in love ♪
1538
01:33:25,806 --> 01:33:31,912
♪ I believe in music ♪
1539
01:33:31,946 --> 01:33:36,717
♪ I believe in magic ♪
1540
01:33:36,750 --> 01:33:40,054
♪ And I believe in you ♪
1541
01:33:45,059 --> 01:33:48,129
♪ I know with all my certainty ♪
1542
01:33:48,162 --> 01:33:51,098
♪ What's going on
with you and me ♪
1543
01:33:51,132 --> 01:33:57,238
♪ Is a good thing ♪
1544
01:33:57,271 --> 01:34:01,375
♪ It's true ♪
1545
01:34:01,408 --> 01:34:06,313
♪ I believe in you ♪
1546
01:34:09,984 --> 01:34:12,720
♪ I don't believe virginity ♪
1547
01:34:12,753 --> 01:34:15,956
♪ Is as common
as it used to be ♪
1548
01:34:15,990 --> 01:34:19,059
♪ In working days
and sleeping nights ♪
1549
01:34:19,093 --> 01:34:21,996
♪ That black is black
and white is white ♪
1550
01:34:22,029 --> 01:34:24,899
♪ That Superman and Robin Hood ♪
1551
01:34:24,932 --> 01:34:27,968
♪ Are still alive in Hollywood ♪
1552
01:34:28,002 --> 01:34:31,038
♪ That gasoline's
in short supply ♪
1553
01:34:31,071 --> 01:34:34,008
♪ The rising cost
of getting by ♪
1554
01:34:34,041 --> 01:34:39,446
♪ But I believe in love ♪
1555
01:34:39,480 --> 01:34:45,486
♪ I believe in old folks ♪
1556
01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:50,191
♪ I believe in children ♪
1557
01:34:50,224 --> 01:34:58,065
♪ I believe in you ♪
1558
01:34:58,098 --> 01:35:04,438
♪ I believe in love ♪
1559
01:35:04,471 --> 01:35:09,810
♪ I believe in babies ♪
1560
01:35:09,843 --> 01:35:14,915
♪ I believe in mom and dad ♪
1561
01:35:14,949 --> 01:35:20,754
♪ And I believe in you ♪
1561
01:35:21,305 --> 01:36:21,342
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