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Gaga.
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Gaga.
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Yes, Grandpa Gandalf is coming
to look after you next week.
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Gaga.
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Do you want me to find
Grandpa Gandalf on the iPad?
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I don't think Grandpa Gandalf will
be on the internet.
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I really hope Grandad Gandalf isn't
anywhere on the internet. Gaga.
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Gaga.
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What if I draw Grandpa Gandalf?
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ROSIE SQUEALS EXCITEDLY
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There we are.
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See, it's all in the nose with Dad,
and the smile, obviously,
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and the hair, and the shirt.
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Gaga. And cheeky little eyebrows.
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There we are. What do you think?
Like it?
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HAMMERING
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It's all right, Rosie.
It's all right.
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It's just Daddy out in the hall.
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Shall we go
and see what he's trying to do?
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Ooh! Look!
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Daddy put up a picture.
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No, no, Rosie, I can't draw that.
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BEEPING FROM PHONE
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Morning. Bad time?
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Nope. Just being an absolute
DIY legend.
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Just put a picture up.
No, you didn't.
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Yeah, I did. So, did you like my
idea for the rhyming sweets round?
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Don't tell me any of the questions.
All right, Quiz Nazi.
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It's hardly a surprise that we're
doing a rhyming round again.
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Tangfastics.
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No, too obscure.
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Did Dad put that up?
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We need sweets people know.
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Shouldn't we have
waited for Grandad John? It's fine,
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although could you just tilt it
slightly right?
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What is it? I thought we needed more
pictures to brighten the house up.
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Brighten it up? It's great.
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It's Eve Tongy's The Invisibles.
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It's awful. Well, Rosie loves it.
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Don't you? Yes.
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Are you going to do your laughing?
Do your laughing.
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DRAMATIC MUSIC ON TV
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I've been thinking, Si...
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..about going back.
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Back nearer your mum?
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Oh, Em, I'm here for you,
whatever, obviously, but if you're
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thinking of moving to Birmingham,
can we at least talk about it?
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What's wrong with Birmingham?
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Nothing. I love it.
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The people...
It's got more canals than Venice.
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Yet far fewer gondolas.
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We can talk about it, of course,
but Birmingham's a car city.
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You silly twat. Of course we're
not moving to Birmingham.
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I meant that it's time for me
to go back to work.
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You should.
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Who'd look after Rosie?
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Well, nursery, you know,
like other working mums. Yeah.
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You'd be OK with that?
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Well, I hated those things,
you know,
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the baby seeing groups with all
the perfect mums
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and their perfect children,
but what's the alternative?
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Hide away till she's 21?
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What happens when she's 21?
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Does the spell wear off?
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I just... I can't dedicate every
second of every day to her, Si.
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I just... I can't.
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OK.
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Yeah. That's not bad.
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No, Rosie, that's enough drawing
now. That's enough. Come on.
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Come on.
Let's go in the living room.
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Mama.
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Just thinking about Rosie's language
- she can say "mama" and "kss".
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I might be wrong, but you don't
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think she's being really clever
and saying Mama Cass, do you?
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Rosie, are you asking for something
from The Mamas And The Papas?
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Why have you dug that out? Don't
tell me that's in the music round.
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No quiz stuff here.
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Do you want to watch some telly?
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Should we learn some new words?
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Can you say "daddy"? Mama.
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I think now would be a good time
to learn "daddy". Mama.
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Si, can you draw it, cos I have
literally just done one?
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HE SIGHS
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Right, come here. Daddy's going to
draw it. Mama.
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Daddy. Mama. Daddy.
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Mama.
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There you go, hon.
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You did that deliberately shit,
didn't you?
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Like the time you took your one
driving lesson.
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Everyone's a critic.
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What was the rhyming round again
last year? Fruit.
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We had guava with Raymond Carver
in Bratislava.
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And didn't you have papaya with
George Alagiah in the Shire?
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Oh, my God.
It's like Damien from The Omen.
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She's been standing there
since you left. So cute.
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ROSIE SQUEALS EXCITEDLY
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Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
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Yeah, it's almost exactly the same
as all the others.
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They're not bad, but our band's
so much better.
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Ben's been playing me...
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What do you call it? A disc track.
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It was lovely. These are good.
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I didn't know your mummy loved
drawing so much.
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They're very detailed. How do you
draw them so well? From memory.
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Why have you drawn
the same picture, though?
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Because that's what she wants.
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Oh, that's very interesting.
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Do you think Rosie might
be autistic? She's half Rain Man.
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She can throw a box of matches
on the ground -
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she just can't count them.
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Well, that's enough drawing for now.
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Oh, I think
you might have missed a bit.
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No, Rosie, no, we're done.
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Ben, why don't you stick some
Peppa on for her?
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Rosie, do you want Mummy to draw
more Invisibles?
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Why did you say that?
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This is just another way you lot
can have some headspace
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while I look after her.
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Well, I don't mind drawing.
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Mama. Don't be silly. Now...
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What is it? Invisibles.
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A print that we put
up at the top of the stairs.
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Oh...
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What? I like it.
I just thought it was...
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..like a car crash in the rain.
It's bleak.
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Drowning in an eternal scream.
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A Kafkaesque nightmare without end.
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Hey. Hey. I'm here for Rosie Yates.
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Ah, yes, Rosie. She's had
a really good day.
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She's on the play mat.
She loves playing with the bee.
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Oh, hello. Is it your first day?
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Yeah, I think it went OK.
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Yeah, this is, um...
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This is... This is Rosie.
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Hello, Rosie.
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How old's Rosie?
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She's two. She's small.
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She has a chromosomal disorder.
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So, severe learning disability.
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Loves Hippo. She's gorgeous.
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Yeah, she is. She is.
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ALERT TONE
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Barney wants to know if he can bring
his new girlfriend to the quiz.
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Only if she's going to do it
properly and not arse around.
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I'll put that -
make her feel welcome.
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Aren't pub quizzes meant to be fun?
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No. Not this one.
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I mean, look, no, well, it is,
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I just mean it's my favourite night
of the year...
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..apart from all the stuff involving
you, sweetie, and your sister.
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No, Rosie, I have drawn
it 100 times. No.
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Mama. No.
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We are playing with toys.
We are not drawing.
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Ben, go and see what she's doing.
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No. Stop bullying me.
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Rosie! Oh, no! No!
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No, Rosie, stay there. Glass!
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No, no, stay back,
stay away from the glass.
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Get some newspaper, Ben, and get
the Hoover for the small bits.
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Just do it. I did tell you to go
and see what she was doing.
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And if I had I'd have pieces
of glass sticking out of my head.
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World-class parenting, Dad.
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Where did you get that from?
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No! No! No! No! No!
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We don't smash things with
hammers. That is a craftsman's tool.
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Give me the hammer.
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No, let go of the hammer.
Em, she won't let go of the hammer.
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But now my office walls
are glass-panelled. Why?
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What's Richard been doing
in my office while I've been away?
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Oh, God, do we have to talk
about your day at work all the time?
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I have literally said one thing.
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I'm joking. It's great you've
settled back in so quickly.
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In fact, why don't we not talk about
it some more over one more pint?
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Mm?
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Maybe grab some quick food.
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Maybe a burger.
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Yeah, we should call Mum, though,
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and just check that everything's OK.
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RINGING TONE
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Hello. I'm just putting madam to
bed, aren't I, little princess?
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OK, we'll be back,
like, in maybe about an hour?
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Shall we sing Daddy a song, Rosie?
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# The wheels on the bus go round
and round,
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# Round and round, round and round
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# The wheels on the bus go round
and round all day long
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# The doors on the bus
go open and shut
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# Open and shut, open and shut
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# The doors on the bus go open
and shut, all day long.
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# The...driver on the bus says
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HE SWITCHES TO SPEAKER
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# Move on back, move on back,
move on back,
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# The driver on the bus says move
on back, all day long
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# The babies on the bus go wah, wah,
wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah,
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# The babies on the bus say
wah, wah, wah all day long
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# The mums on the bus say stop
that noise, stop that noise... #
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How long is this going to go on for?
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# The mums on the bus say stop that
noise, all day long
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# The horn on the bus goes... #
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Are you still with Rosie?
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No, she's in bed. I'm downstairs
making a coffee.
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OK, we'll see you later.
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# Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk... #
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How's this for a tie-breaker?
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Dickensian character or real ale?
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Craddock's Muffthumper.
Dickens or ale?
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Sounds like your Tinder profile.
Ale.
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Honeythunder.
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Both.
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He's an overblown oaf
in The Mystery Of Edwin Drood,
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also a very quaffable...
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PHONE RINGS
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I'm not sure, Barney. You can
never just concede. Hi, hon.
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I've spent £138 on these sweets.
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Dad's had a fall.
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Oh, God, is he all right?
He's done his ankle.
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It means they can't come
and babysit.
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I can't come to the quiz, Si.
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I get another fucking tedious
evening sat at home being glowered
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at by the devil child.
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Hey, don't call Ben that.
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It's not funny, Si.
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I am so pissed off.
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I missed it last year as well.
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Well, you could bring her. Bring
Rosie? Yeah. I'm serious. Why not?
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I'm sure there'll be other
kids there.
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Ben could see
if Jamie wanted to come.
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It'll be fun.
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There must be another way.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Oh, hiya.
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CELLO PLAYS
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Hi, sorry, is it a bad time?
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No, no, it's just she's got her
grade six exam soon,
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and getting her to practise that
blooming cello
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is like pulling teeth.
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Sorry, was everything all right
the other night? Which night?
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Oh, that, oh, God, yeah, it was
a picture, it fell down the stairs.
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Oh, Simon put it up, did he?
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No, Rosie threw it down the stairs
and it smashed.
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She's all right, but then
she wanted Si to put it back up
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and then she got a hammer and
started smashing everything. Sorry.
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It's fine.
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We just started a film,
but I'm sure it's on catch up, so...
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So, it's Si's quiz tonight. I don't
know if he mentioned it to you? No.
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We love quizzes.
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Oh, um, actually,
I am in a bit of a spot,
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and I was just wondering
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if you could look after the kids?
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It would be a couple of hours
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and we've hidden the hammer.
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Um, right,
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well, I'd love to...
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I'd love to do...to do that,
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but Claire...
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She... Well, I mean...
We've actually...
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We've got... We can't.
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Sorry, I'm sorry. Of course.
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It was a long shot. OK.
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BABY CRYING
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Oh, Rosie, go back to sleep.
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CRYING CONTINUES
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Rosie, it's three o'clock.
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Go back to sleep.
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CRYING CONTINUES
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Oh, Mum, Mum, it's fine.
It's all right.
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I'll take Rosie into Grandma's bed.
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# Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top. #
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Barney, a Womble is not a puppet.
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What is it, then? Hi. Hey!
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La-la-la-la.
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Shut up. I don't want to hear any
questions. You all made it, then.
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Hello, gorgeous.
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Brought the iPad, hippo, toys,
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snacks, so we'll just see what
happens. Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, Em. First quiz in two years.
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And Rosie,
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gosh, last time
I saw you, you were this high.
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Oh, don't worry, Barney,
she's like that with everybody.
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No, that was a bad one.
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SCREAMING
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Emily!
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I was just giving her a cuddle
and she started...
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Rosie, Rosie.
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She's having a fit, Mum.
Are you sure? Does she have fits?
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No, but it's a fit, Mum.
286
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,960
You need to get Simon to call
an ambulance now.
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Rosie, come back to me, Rosie.
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Come on, Rosie. Come back to Mummy.
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Simon, phone an ambulance. Rosie.
There's something wrong with Rosie.
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Please come back to Mummy.
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Please.
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Where's my bloody phone?
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Please, Rosie.
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RINGING TONE
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Please, Rosie.
296
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,880
Please. Rosie, please.
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00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,960
Yeah, ambulance, please.
Come back to Mummy.
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It's my daughter. There's something
wrong. Please come back.
299
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,480
Please, Rosie, come back to Mummy.
300
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,040
Please come back to Mummy.
301
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,040
Oh, hello! Hello, Rosie.
302
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,720
It's all right. Mummy's here.
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Mummy's going to stay right here
till the ambulance comes.
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00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,120
Oh, God, you've got to be kidding.
No, we're not drawing.
305
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,480
Why don't you watch SpongeBob?
You can have the iPad.
306
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,280
You can have the iPad.
307
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,880
Do you want me to find The
Invisibles on the iPad? Let's see.
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00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:41,920
Look!
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00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,680
Why didn't I think of that earlier?
310
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,080
Rosie doesn't know much Makaton.
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00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:55,760
Oh, no, that's fine. Hello, Rosie.
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I'm Layla. Are you having fun?
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00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,680
My daughter practises
Makaton with Mr Tumble. Oh.
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She has friends with different
abilities in her class. Right.
315
00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,240
Oh, sorry, I'm Layla.
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I'm Barney's girlfriend.
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00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:14,440
Oh, oh, hi, I'm Em, Rosie, Ben,
Jamie, Ruth, Adrian.
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00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,400
Hello, hello, can
everyone hear me?
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00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,320
Everyone hear me? Yes! Good.
320
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,120
Can you hear me at the back?
321
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:25,480
Hello, yes, well, thank you all for
coming to our little annual quiz.
322
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:28,360
Woohoo! She's just so gorgeous,
isn't she?
323
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,080
Yep. Nice to see so many old faces.
324
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,800
I'm mainly talking about you
there, Hels.
325
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,240
Yeah, you really should
think about getting some work done.
326
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,960
You said exactly that last year.
327
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:40,080
Yeah. Do you mind if I ask what
additional needs she has?
328
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,560
Um, additional needs?
329
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,480
Oh, do you mean her disability?
330
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,440
Oh, she's got
a chromosomal disorder,
331
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,160
so she's very learning disabled.
332
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,160
Not much communication, loves chaos.
333
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,280
Thank you all for
your continued support.
334
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,520
Oh, I would never miss Nerdstock.
335
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,400
I just think it's so wonderful how
open you are to bringing
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00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,160
Rosie to an event like this.
337
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,040
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
That's good to hear.
338
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,400
This is actually
the 18th year of the quiz.
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CHEERING
340
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,400
We did miss a couple of years
341
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:09,360
when Simon turned into a complete
arsehole. Why the past tense?
342
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,080
All right, Barney, my kids are here.
343
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:15,000
Yeah, well, you know, they're old
enough to know the truth now, Simon.
344
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,840
It's reducing that social exclusion
345
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,040
faced by people
with different abilities.
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00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:24,640
The first round is the
Celebrity Deaths Of The Year round.
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Question number one.
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00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,640
Cos I often think it's those of us
349
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,520
without the additional needs that
actually have the most to overcome.
350
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,400
I just think it's so admirable,
351
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,640
so brave what you're doing.
352
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,680
Sorry, sorry, I'm just trying to
hear what Simon's saying.
353
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,960
Though not - not as far as we know -
at 1245.
354
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,160
I didn't hear the full question.
355
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:56,280
She was rigid and twitching,
eyes fixed to the left,
356
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,960
and she made this weird short,
sharp cry,
357
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:04,560
and then up close she was making
this sort of clicking noise
358
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,040
and it lasted about a minute,
359
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,400
and then she relaxed and breathed
normally.
360
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,160
OK. And how old is Rosie? Two.
361
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,240
Two. Does she have a fever?
362
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,840
We didn't take her temperature.
363
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,600
THERMOMETER BEEPS
364
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,320
OK, she's reading at 39.1,
which is high.
365
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,720
Do you have any paracetamol?
366
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,560
Yeah, in the bathroom, yeah,
I'll get some.
367
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,880
I didn't think.
368
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,680
She has a chromosomal disorder.
369
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,560
She's got an unusually small brain
and delayed myelination, so...
370
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,040
..I thought it might be that.
371
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,400
Thank you. This should bring
the temperature down,
372
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,200
but we're going to have to take her
to the hospital just for a checkup.
373
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,120
You might want to throw some
clothes on and put
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00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,960
a few of Rosie's things in a bag.
375
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,200
Number nine,
we played you just the piano
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00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,600
part from Dignity by Deacon Blue.
377
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,760
It's all right, darling,
the music's over.
378
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,320
Number ten, it was just the guitar
part from California
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Dreaming by The Mamas And The Papas.
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00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,080
Yes!
381
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,560
Now, here is an opportunity
for a bonus point
382
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:11,880
if anyone can name
a member of The Mamas And The Papas.
383
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,400
How about you, Rosie?
384
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,760
Rosie, Mama. Mama.
385
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,760
Mama. Kss. Mama...
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00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,200
Kss.
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00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,920
Kss. Kss, kss, kss.
388
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,160
Yeah, Mama Kss. Mama Cass, yes!
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00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,560
Point to Rosie. Well done, Rosie.
390
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,000
Although technically
she did only say Mama,
391
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,680
so we can't give her the point.
392
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,120
Don't be an arse, Barney.
393
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,560
No, Si, Barney's right.
394
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,440
No, we should do the quiz properly.
395
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,640
This quiz is rubbish.
396
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,760
We would also have accepted
John Phillips, Melanie Phillips or
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00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,400
Denny Doherty. She's being so good.
398
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,760
Fingers crossed.
399
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,480
She just engages so well with you,
doesn't she?
400
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,360
What have you got there? Wow.
401
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,040
What an amazing picture.
402
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:56,000
Do you want to draw with it?
403
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,520
On paper? Oh, here you go.
404
00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,560
Mama.
405
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,560
So, we move on to the rhyming round,
406
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:06,720
which this year is all
about sweets. Ooh!
407
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,960
Mama. No, no, Rosie, I'm going
to draw The Invisibles in a bit.
408
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,880
Now, Barney's about to start
the next round.
409
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,320
He's going to start the next round.
410
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:18,280
Mama. So, match the sweet with the
person and the place... Mama.
411
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,200
And the trick is they all rhyme,
412
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,280
so here's an example that was
apparently too hard -
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00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:28,680
"We enjoyed a Tangfastic with
Mr Boombastic in Raistrick."
414
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,080
Oh, is she allowed?
No, she doesn't like sweets.
415
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,040
This is actually for the quiz.
416
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,280
My favourite round. Ow! Rosie.
417
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,800
Stop it, Rosie.
418
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,840
ROSIE SCREAMS
419
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,000
Calm down. Come on, darling,
it's all right. Stop it.
420
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,640
Ow! Come on, Rosie.
421
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,680
It's all right. Calm down.
422
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,440
What if it's part of her condition?
423
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,000
What if it's epilepsy?
424
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,040
You know, that's just a new
world of uncertainty.
425
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,920
You know, brain scans
and EEGs and...
426
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,960
..cocktails of medicines,
427
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,160
possibly more damage to her brain
and...
428
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,640
Oh, I don't want us to...go through
any more.
429
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,800
I don't want her to have to go
through any more.
430
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,440
There we go. OK.
431
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,800
You are shitting me. That is...
432
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,160
I'm not doing any more detail.
433
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,120
That's it. I don't think you're
supposed to just eat them, mate.
434
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,840
I think that's a Malteser
435
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,320
and geezer. What about this one?
436
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,680
Oh, my team got that one.
437
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,520
It's Jelly Tots with Caractacus
Potts in Ronnie Scott's.
438
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,080
Oh, I meant to say,
439
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,000
I work as a dancer
movement psychotherapist.
440
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,560
Not with clients as young as Rosie,
more adults with dementia,
441
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,800
but it's just about making
connection with people
442
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,400
through movement and having
the commitment to give the one
443
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,920
gift that is free - time - to show
444
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,800
that we value everyone as a person.
445
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,720
I think that's
Wine Gum with Professor Plum. Yes.
446
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,200
That's it. That's it,
Rosie. That's enough drawing.
447
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,120
Maybe she needs the toilet. I don't
think she does. I think she's fine.
448
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,880
I could take her. I mean, I'm not
really into the quiz, to be honest,
449
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,080
I'm finding it a bit boring.
450
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,120
ROSIE CRIES
451
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,800
Why not? Why not? Why not? Oh, OK.
452
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,480
Why not? Come on, then, sweetie.
453
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:39,680
Jesus, Rosie,
you little...adorable munchkin.
454
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,640
Whoa, Rosie! How did you get out?
455
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,560
Yeah, I better just... I'm going to
take her home.
456
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,920
I'm just going to get her...
457
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,720
..get her stuff together. Are you
two coming? No. This is wicked.
458
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,880
Rosie has had a febrile convulsion.
459
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:09,640
Is that connected to her chromosomal
disorder? I don't think so, no.
460
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,520
Febrile convulsions are quite common
with children Rosie's age.
461
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,600
So, she's all right now?
462
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,000
Convulsions of this
sort are undoubtedly horrible
463
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,720
when they happen, but there
shouldn't be any lasting effects.
464
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,280
She might be a bit
grumpy for a while.
465
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,120
Make sure she gets lots of fluids.
In the future?
466
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:26,040
Well, her below-average head size
might make a recurrence
467
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,960
slightly more likely. The key is to
keep an eye on her temperature.
468
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,920
If it's on the high side, give her
some paracetamol.
469
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,560
It's paracetamol, so...
470
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,840
I would have. I would have with Ben.
471
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,320
So, if I'd just given her
paracetamol when she woke up...
472
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,920
Oh, why didn't I?
473
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,160
I wouldn't be too harsh on yourself.
Rosie's fine.
474
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,280
You were amazing.
475
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,440
# If you're happy
and you know it clap your hands
476
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,920
# If you're happy
and you know it clap your hands... #
477
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,480
I think she's just knackered.
478
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,600
I don't think she's happy and she
knows it, but thank you. Thank you.
479
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,240
It's my fault. I shouldn't...
It was never going to work.
480
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,440
She's very clever, you know?
481
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:13,520
Thanks.
482
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,160
ALERT TONE
483
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,000
Aw.
484
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,920
Oh, look, Rosie,
he sent through the lookalike round.
485
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,560
What do you think? It's either
Mick Hucknall or Hermione Granger.
486
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,800
That's it darling, take some water.
487
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,840
That's a good girl. Good girl.
488
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,080
You OK, Kath? Oh, I was so scared,
489
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,560
and I was just bloody useless.
490
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,800
Hey, none of that, we were both
bloody useless.
491
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,280
Em was so strong.
492
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,960
Mummy's going to drink it.
When Rosie was born, I told Em,
493
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,080
I told you, that Rosie was fine,
494
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,000
that Em was wrong. I thought
it was what you both needed to hear.
495
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,480
I was wrong, Si. I'm so sorry.
It's OK, Kath.
496
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,800
We've got a couple of things wrong
too since Rosie was born.
497
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:23,800
She really loves that little girl,
doesn't she?
498
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,240
Hey.
499
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,480
So, how'd I do?
500
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,720
Are you sure you didn't Google
those answers?
501
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,920
I'm so sorry.
502
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,520
Well, your team came fourth after
I disqualified Helen's
503
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,480
team for cheating.
504
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:02,320
Oh. But once I added in your texted
answers, second.
505
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,880
And if we'd been allowed Mama Cass?
Still second.
506
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,680
But I got you a prize anyway.
I found this on a Google search.
507
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:13,920
This is Eve Tanguay's... Tongy.
508
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,200
Tongy. I don't care.
509
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,960
This is called - I kid you not -
510
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,640
Day Of Slowness.
511
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,720
It's all right. I'm sure you'll win
next year. No, no, it's not that,
512
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,920
it's just that Barney's intensely
513
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,280
irritating girlfriend had a point.
514
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:42,240
If Rosie hadn't been born, you know,
the way she is...
515
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,960
..you know, she'd have been
really, really, really clever.
516
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,840
I know.
517
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,360
ROSIE CRIES
518
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,880
Oh, God, did I wake her up?
519
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,480
No. No. We're
not putting The Invisibles back up.
520
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,440
Do you want Daddy to put this up?
521
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,040
Oh, God, what have you done?
522
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,080
# Love is hard work
523
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,320
# That's a fact
524
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:29,800
# Think you're moving forward
but it's setback after setback
525
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:30,920
# Love is hard work
526
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,800
# That's an actual fact
527
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,640
# When you think you're moving it's
setback after setback. #
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