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Make room on the couch.
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Grandpa!
You got us a dog?!
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Oh, my God, finally!
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Something I can love
around here!
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What's with
all the squealing?
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Oh! Oh!
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This is Lollipop,
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and someone dropped him off
at Neville's clinic.
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He needs a foster family
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until they can find him
a permanent home,
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and I said, "Hold on,
we're technically a family."
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Well, I think it's great that
we're fostering a senior dog,
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and while we have him,
Beverly Rose and I can take him
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out on long, slow walks
in the cool night air.
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He's 11, and he can't walk
because of seizures,
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but you can be the one
that carries him
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in and out
to do his business.
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Mary,
you have a doggie!
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Since when are you the
patron saint of abandoned dogs?
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Since Neville's clinic
pays 100 bucks a week
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to foster animals.
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I need the money
to pay the mortgage.
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Hoarding old dogs
is a solid plan...
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or you could just
apologize to Ben
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and go back to work
at the hardware store.
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Apologize for what?
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Asking for 25% of a business
where I do 70% of the work?
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You need this job, and I want
my boyfriend to come home.
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I got enough stress in my life
without worrying about
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what this is doing
to our relationship.
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I hear what you're saying.
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There's not a lot of people
who will tolerate you,
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and you don't want to
jeopardize your last shot.
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Not only
was I not saying that,
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I'm not too happy
that you were saying it.
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Okay.
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I don't want to make things
harder on you.
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I'm not going back in...
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but he can
still live here.
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Thank you.
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And until
you're working again,
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maybe Becky and I can chip in
a little extra money this month.
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Hey!
Stay out of my pockets.
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I'm using the money
from my double shifts
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to pay for some business classes
at the community college.
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Wait, you're going
back to school?
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That's great!
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Congratulations, honey.
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I figure if I'm ever
gonna get out of factory work,
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I'm gonna need a degree.
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Does it
have something to do
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with you pretending to be
successful the other night?
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Yeah.
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When I was having dinner
with Mikey,
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I was so impressed
by the me I made up for him,
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I want to be
just like her.
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Well, I set him down,
he bumped into a tree,
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did his business,
and fell asleep in it.
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Good thing
the dog is blind,
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so he can't see the looks
of pity from the chickens.
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You might want to put a sign
on that box.
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"Dog.
Do not throw away."
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Hey, downer!
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Wow. You're awfully chipper for
someone who worked all night.
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I don't know
how you're doing it.
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I got a goal...
and so much caffeine in me
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that I got out at
the last stoplight and danced.
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A UPS guy got out
and danced with me,
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but then it got weird
and I came home.
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You're out of your mind.
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You know, you gotta sleep,
at some point.
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I'm going to.
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But first,
I gotta do some stuff
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for when Emilio brings
Beverly Rose over tonight.
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I have a big girls' night
planned for just the two of us.
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I've been working
so much these past few weeks,
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I barely see her.
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Ah,
I'm sure she's fine.
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Babies can't tell time.
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It's either a quarter to hungry
or 30 minutes past hungry.
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They're actually
pretty stupid.
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We're gonna do
all the things she loves.
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I'm gonna warm her up
with "Tickle Monster,"
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and then I'm gonna read her
"The Very Hungry Caterpillar."
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I play all the parts.
It's pretty compelling.
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Yeah, I've seen
your caterpillar.
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I wasn't transported.
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So, I called you
over here...
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[ Clears throat ]...because I have got
some good news.
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-Oh.
-You don't have to live
like a drifter
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in the back of
the hardware store anymore.
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My dad said it's okay
for you to move back in.
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So let's go
grab your stuff.
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Darlene, I am not moving back
into your childhood bedroom.
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Oh, come on.
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And I-I'll let you take down
my Alice in Chains poster
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and put up some of
your Grateful Dead nonsense.
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First of all,
it's not nonsense.
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You're just too uptight
to understand them.
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And this isn't about
your dad kicking me out anymore.
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This is about you choosing me
for once over your family.
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But my dad backed down.
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He's not making me choose
between you and him.
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Why do you have to?
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Look, can't we just go back
to the way things were
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until we figure things out?
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No. No.
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Look, if we are ever
going to live together again,
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it has gotta be
in our own place.
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But I miss you.
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Well, look,
I miss you, too.
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Just don't make me
miss you for too long.
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I am sorry --
it's just that saying
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the screw
is as big as your thumb...
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doesn't really help me out.
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Thanks.
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Hey, Jackie.
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You seem swamped.
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Yeah.
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I'm a little short-handed
since Dan quit.
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So, what can I do for you?
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Well, I'm looking
for red light bulbs.
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I didn't know you were
into photography.
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Is this for a darkroom?
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No, actually, uh,
Neville is kind of a prude,
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so I'm just --
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just trying to ease him
into the freaky thing.
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Oh, is there
somebody here?
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Yeah, he's in the back.
He'll be --
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Oh, my God, Molly?
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Molly Tilden,
is that you?
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Do I know you?
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I'm Darlene Conner's Aunt Jackie
from next door!
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Oh, I haven't seen you
in years!
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What are you doing now?
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Last I remember, you were
working at The Lunch Box.
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Still am.
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-Oh, are you married?
-Nope.
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You still have that mom
you were always fighting with?
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Let's cut to the chase.
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Nothing's changed.
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27 years -- zippo.
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-What've you been doing?
-Oh, God.
Where -- Where would I start?
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Um, I moved away, and I got
married a couple times.
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Oh.
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And now I'm, uh -- I'm --
I'm taking some time off work
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back visiting my folks.
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Does Darlene know
that you're back?
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We haven't really
stayed in touch.
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Oh, right.
I forgot about that.
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The David thing.
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Yeah.
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What do you have
against me?
Nothing.
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I just feel that we're at that
point in our friendship
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where you should realize
that we don't have one.
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I mean it.
What did I ever do to you?
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Is this because
David flirts with me?
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I think
you have that backwards.
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You're the one always
pulling the touchy-feely routine
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every time he's around.
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Look, I was just
trying to be nice!
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Well, he's not used to being
treated that way, okay?
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Alright, look, maybe I came on
a little strong the other day,
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but I was mad at you.
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Just trust me -- I'm not
interested in David, okay?
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Yeah, right.
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And I'm sure
David doesn't like me.
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I know that.
I didn't say he liked you.
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I said
cut the boy-toy crap.
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Okay.
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So, whatever happened
with Darlene and David?
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I mean,
are they still together?
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Nope,
they got divorced.
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She's with
a real solid guy now.
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Real piece of man-candy
from what I hear.
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Molly, this is Ben,
Darlene's boyfriend.
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Hi. Do you prefer "Ben"
or "Mr. Candy"?
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Uh, Ben, this is Molly.
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She and Darlene
went to high school together.
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Oh!
So, how can I help you?
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Do you have
outdoor speakers?
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I'm laying out
in my folks' yard.
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I would like some music.
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I've got a few.
Let me show you.
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Cool. It was so good
seeing you again.
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Yeah, okay!
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Darlene?
I'm at the hardware store.
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Molly Tilden, back in Lanford,
hitting on Ben.
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No, the bitch
is still adorable.
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Hello, Becky.
Hi, guys!
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You remember
my cousin Lupe.
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She's been helping me
with the baby,
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so I'm taking her
to dinner tonight.
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Oh, thank you so much for
helping Emilio out with the baby
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while I've been working.
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There's my big girl.
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-Come here.
-Mama.
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Oh!
Mama!
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What?
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Are you hungry?
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-Mama!
-I got some Go-Gurt
in the fridge.
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Aww, she just ate.
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-Oh, okay.
-Mama!
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She must be overly tired.
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She slept
on the way over here.
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She was driving,
so I was concerned.
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Oh!
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Hey, hey, it's Mommy.
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It's Mommy.
Remember me?
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Shh.
Oh.
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It's okay, Beverly Rose.
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Y-Y-- No, m-my hands
must be cold.
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Here, come here.
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Oh.
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Oh, mm.
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Oh.
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Can you take the baby
out for a walk?
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Sure.
Thank you, Lupe.
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She doesn't
want to be with me.
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She's calling Lupe "Mama."
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Eh, let her settle down
a little bit,
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and we'll try again.
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It'll be fine.
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No, she's too upset.
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I don't want to
put her through that.
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Just take her back
to your place.
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Are you sure?
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I got stuff to do.
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I gotta take my duvet
to the Laundromat.
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It's too big
for our machine.
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Okay.
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We'll see you tomorrow.
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'Night.
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Oh. Hi, Darlene.
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Is Mr. Tilden
playing the TV too loud?
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He can't hear a thing
anymore.
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Hi, Mrs. Tilden.
Uh, no.
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Is Molly home?
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Yeah, sure.
Hold on.
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Molly! One of your little
friends is here to see you.
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Uh, I'm 44 years old
and I've got kids,
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but, yeah, it's fine.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Darlene.
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This is so cool.
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Did your aunt tell you
that I saw her today?
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Yeah, she did.
249
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She also told me you were
hitting on my boyfriend.
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Are you kidding me?
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It's been 30 years
252
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,779
and you're still
an insecure little teenage girl?
253
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,781
I don't have time for this.
254
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,130
Wait.
255
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,393
Wait. So you
didn't flirt with him?
256
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,787
No, you psycho.
257
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,833
Whatever your aunt saw,
258
00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,357
that's just how I am
with everybody.
259
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,141
I am a people person.
260
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,839
Uh, no.
261
00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,318
To be fair,
you were always
262
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:10,408
a "having sex with
other people's person" person.
263
00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:12,802
I was 14.
264
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:15,457
Geez, Darlene.
I wouldn't do that.
265
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:18,503
I've had a couple of husbands
who have cheated on me,
266
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,376
so I know how that hurts.
267
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,553
Alright, yeah.
Sorry. Um.
268
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:25,597
Uh, maybe I overreacted.
269
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,469
Okay,
let's start again.
270
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,167
How are you, Darlene?
271
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:33,170
Fine, Molly.
272
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:34,650
Hear you've been married
a couple times.
273
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,434
Yeah.
274
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,045
Well, the first one
was a mistake,
275
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:41,004
and I repeated it
just to make sure.
276
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,876
Yeah, I did it
a little differently.
277
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,922
Uh, I took my first mistake
and just stretched it out
278
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,924
so it was
one really long mistake.
279
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:50,274
I heard.
280
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,189
So, how is it with Ben?
281
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,801
Oh, great, actually.
Yeah, couldn't be better.
282
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,847
Well, if it's so great, how come
you came charging over here
283
00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:01,851
acting all like, "You're
stealing my man, Jolene"?
284
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:05,246
Well, you know, even when things
are good, stuff can happen.
285
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,944
Come on. I've made all the
mistakes you can make with men.
286
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,033
I've been too clingy.
I've been too independent.
287
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,906
Birthday present threesome,
you name it.
288
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:18,215
Well, uh, Ben was living
at the house with me,
289
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,913
and he and my dad
had got in a fight.
Mm.
290
00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,392
And now
he won't come home.
291
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,220
Threesome, huh?
292
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,875
For Ben's birthday, I got him
a reusable metal straw.
293
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,399
He told me he loved it.
294
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,880
So, are you worried
that he's not gonna come back?
295
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:33,013
Um...
296
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,977
Guess I'm just feeling
a bit overwhelmed.
297
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,632
I, uh -- I have a new job,
and I've got kids,
298
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,982
and my dad needs help,
299
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,028
and now I gotta worry
about me and Ben.
300
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,508
You don't have to worry.
301
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,947
I realized a while ago
that it doesn't change anything.
302
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,950
Well, if I don't worry,
303
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,821
then I have to
lean on my negative outlook.
304
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:02,520
Those are really the only
two personality traits I have.
305
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,696
When's the last time
you had fun?
306
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,482
How far
am I allowed to go back?
307
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,702
Here's
what we're gonna do.
308
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,182
We're gonna get dressed up,
309
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:13,880
we're gonna hit
Einen Biergarten,
310
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,186
and we're gonna get
white-girl wasted.
311
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,189
Yeah, that sounds
really good right now, but...
312
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,190
Yeah, I don't know.
313
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,192
Oh, come on.
314
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,804
Maybe give Ben a reason
to worry for once.
315
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:27,241
Alright, now,
you're gonna go.
316
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:30,722
You're gonna put on your best
"going out on the town,"
317
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:35,597
low-cut flannel shirt,
and let's do this.
318
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:38,992
I do have some Doc Martens that
make my butt look really good.
319
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,215
♪ I'm too sexy for this shirt,
too sexy for this shirt ♪
320
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,043
That's a lot of beer
for a little thing like you.
321
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,566
Oh, no.
I'm not alone.
322
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,307
I'm here trying
to get my depressed girlfriend
323
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,656
out of her head.
324
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,962
Oh, yeah?
Which one's your friend?
325
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,398
Over there.
326
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:57,010
♪ Love's going to leave me ♪
327
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,751
♪ I'm too sexy for my love ♪
328
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,449
♪ Too sexy for my love ♪
329
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:04,974
♪ Love's going to leave me ♪
330
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:07,803
♪ And I'm too sexy
for this song ♪
331
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,413
-Whoo-hoo!
-Whoo!
332
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,676
Too sexy!
I'm too sexy!
333
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,375
Hey!
Look at you!
334
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,812
Are we having fun yet?!
335
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,118
Yeah, I think I am.
336
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,641
Does it --
Does it look like I am?
337
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,729
Yeah, here!
Get up here with me.
338
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,209
Come on,
come on, come on.
339
00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:25,516
Yeah! Now you do!
340
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,344
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
341
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,869
Hey, look at us.
342
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:32,001
We're wearing
the same shirt.
343
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,525
Oh, yeah.
It's a man's shirt.
344
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:35,439
What are you
doing wearing it?
345
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,486
Can I buy you
a giant pretzel?
346
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,096
Oh, wow.
A whole pretzel.
347
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,750
You don't even know
where this is going.
348
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:45,232
Wow!
349
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,669
What?
You're flirting!
350
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,105
I am?
Yeah.
351
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,802
Oh, I was trying
to humiliate him.
352
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,717
Oh, my God, that means
I flirt with men all the time.
353
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,069
Thank you so much...
354
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,113
...for getting me out.
355
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,028
I didn't know
how badly I needed this.
356
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:02,379
Well,
you're 44 years old.
357
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:05,730
How much longer are you gonna
wait to enjoy your life?
358
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,123
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪
Didn't know
it was an option.
359
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,385
♪ Oh, I swear what he means ♪
360
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:13,303
♪ At this moment,
you mean everything ♪
361
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:14,609
♪ You in that dress ♪
362
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:15,697
It's Ben.
363
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,394
Just say hi
and get rid of him.
364
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,613
Make sure he knows
you're having fun.
365
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,484
Hello?
366
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,269
Darlene?
367
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,184
Uh, who is this?
368
00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:27,491
I can't hear you over
all the fun I'm having.
369
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,493
It's Ben.
370
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,105
Where are you?
When are you gonna be home?
371
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:35,499
Oh, you mean, when
am I coming home to my home,
372
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:40,504
where you -- whoever you are --
no longer want to live?
373
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,071
We need to talk.
374
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,987
Well, I'd love to, but I have to
tell Eileen to come on.
375
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,946
You know,
"too-ra-loo-ra-yay"?
376
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,599
Alright, sorry, gotta go.
377
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,079
♪ Come on, Eileen ♪Yes!
378
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,428
♪ Oh, I swear, what he means ♪
379
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:55,650
♪ At this moment,
you mean everything... ♪
380
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:07,096
So...
381
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,576
what's your story?
382
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,404
Somebody remember your birthday,
383
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,580
forget your anniversary --
what?
384
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,017
Worse.
It's just Wednesday.
385
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:18,368
I've been there.
386
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,804
As a matter of fact,
I'm there right now.
387
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,328
Are you drinking that?
388
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:24,113
Not yet.
389
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:27,987
Well, now that we're friends,
would you mind if I took a pull?
390
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,990
Sorry. COVID.
391
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,470
And vodka's just short
of the 70% alcohol
392
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,820
the CDC recommends
to kill the bug.
393
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,215
Lucky for me,
got my own cup.
394
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,612
Small load, medium load,
or large load?
395
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,396
How about a medium load?
396
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:49,138
Anything more than that, I'll
want to make love to my husband.
397
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:57,233
You got kids?
398
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,844
I'm drinking
in a Laundromat.
399
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,933
What do you think?
400
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:05,198
Mine's a baby,
and I love her,
401
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,113
but I've been
working double shifts,
402
00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,767
and I hardly
get to see her.
403
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,988
And when I go back to school,
it's only gonna get worse.
404
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,642
That's a tough one.
405
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,688
Damned if you do,
damned if you don't.
406
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:21,301
If I don't, I'm not able to
give her a better life.
407
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:27,611
But I don't want to lose her
in the process.
408
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,918
I feel like I'm drowning.
409
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,444
You know,
when I was in high school,
410
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:37,317
I thought I was gonna be
running the world.
411
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,754
What did you think
you were gonna be doing?
412
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,147
Drinking.
413
00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,802
So, that worked out
for you.
414
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,587
Congratulations.
415
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:58,512
Oh, you know ...h!
416
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,601
...I never felt
totally safe in this house.
417
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:03,952
It's about time
they got a security guard.
418
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,910
Darlene said
you weren't moving back in.
419
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,086
What are you doing here?
420
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,000
I came to talk to her,
but evidently,
421
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,742
she's out on the town
living her best life.
422
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,570
What's with the outfit?
423
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:17,139
Oh, I picked up the graveyard
shift at the city impound lot.
424
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,662
It's not bad.
425
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:21,361
There's a pack of pitbulls
that do most of the work.
426
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,711
So, you're sitting outside
in the freezing cold all night?
427
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,191
For what? Huh?
428
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,757
Just 'cause I won't give you
a part of my business?
429
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,629
You don't think
I'm worth sharing the profits
430
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,196
for all that I bring
to the table.
431
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,806
That's insulting, man.
432
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,851
My father gave this to me.
433
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:38,508
It was important to him,
and 25 percent's just too much.
434
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,642
Is there a percent
that isn't too much?
435
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:45,254
I mean, I think 10%
is a pretty good amount
436
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:48,083
for a guy who was
previously a security guard.
437
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,911
Deal.
438
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,478
Well...
439
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:52,522
It's...
440
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,659
Hey.
441
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,879
-Hey.
-Oh, somebody had fun.
442
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,577
You're drenched in sweat.
443
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,187
Women don't sweat.
444
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:08,147
We glow with beer that we can't
process through our kidneys.
445
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:10,888
What are you doing here?
446
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,977
Well, I was a little worried
by our phone call,
447
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,501
and you sounded
like you were having fun,
448
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,372
so I knew
something wasn't right.
449
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,680
No, no,
it's actually really right.
450
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,161
Look, I know you're worried
about your dad's money problems,
451
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:25,381
but I did something
that I think'll help
452
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:28,254
that situation down the road
a little bit.
453
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,951
I gave your dad
10% of the business.
454
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:34,042
My God, that's amazing.
455
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,436
Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
456
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,655
Well,
I figure in six months,
457
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:42,529
he should make enough money to
pay the mortgage without you.
458
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,661
And so, if you don't want to
move out with me then,
459
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,010
I'm gonna have to assume
that you don't want us
460
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,708
to have a future.
461
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:48,926
Okay.
462
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,102
"Okay"? That's it?
463
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,105
Let's talk in six months.
464
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,325
I can't keep worrying all the
time about what's gonna happen,
465
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,806
so I'm taking Molly's advice
and I'm going with the flow.
466
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,808
What does that mean?
467
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,767
It means I'm gonna go make
some toast to soak up this beer.
468
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,595
So why don't you go back
to the hardware store,
469
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,249
and maybe tomorrow,
470
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,685
I will come by
and sleep with you.
471
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:12,907
Well...
472
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,170
what time tomorrow?
473
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,433
When I'm naked in your cot,
474
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:20,044
it will be
shortly after that.
475
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:24,919
Hey.
Hey.
476
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,051
Ooh, you're up early!
477
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,575
Did you have
"Come On Eileen"
478
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,533
stuck in your head
all night, too?
479
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,883
No. Just the look
on Ben's face
480
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,494
when I told him
I wasn't gonna worry
481
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:35,538
about our relationship
anymore.
482
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:38,672
What's this?
483
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:39,803
Open it.
484
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,457
Okay.
485
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,854
A first-class ticket
to Hawaii?
486
00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,552
Mm-hmm. What do you say?
Come with me.
487
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,467
Alright, well,
what about work?
488
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:52,686
And, I mean,
who's gonna watch my kids?
489
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,296
You'll miss two days.
490
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,472
And one
of the other 50 people
491
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:57,430
who live
in this house
492
00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,214
can watch your kids.
493
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:00,781
It's so expensive.
494
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,086
No, not for me.
495
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,610
My ex pays my credit card,
496
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,873
and I abuse it
to get frequent flier miles.
497
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,092
I don't know.
498
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,965
Well, I mean, I have always
wanted to go to Hawaii.
499
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,314
Actually, I've always
wanted to go anywhere.
500
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,621
Yes!
So, let's do it.
501
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:17,276
Okay, I'm definitely gonna
consider it.
502
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,973
It would be really fun
503
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,540
to see that village
where all the settlers
504
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,672
got wiped out
by that volcano.
505
00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:26,154
I'm gonna have to keep you drunk
the whole time.
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