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Okay, Harris should be here
any minute.
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Remember,
she was just fired.
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Her college dreams
were crushed.
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And by moving back in,
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she's losing any shred
of independence.
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Oh, but don't make a huge deal
out of it.
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There's no reason to.
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The kid had a rough break,
but she'll bounce back.
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None of us ever have,
but I've seen it happen.
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I've seen it happen
in other families.
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Mostly on TV.
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I think we all agree
we should stop thinking
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of her as lost
and hopeless.
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Let's start thinking
about her
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as free childcare
for my baby.
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Uh, first, let me say
I appreciate you exploiting
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my suffering child,
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but maybe you can give her
a day or two.
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Please,
nobody say anything.
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There she is!
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Now, you might not
realize this yet,
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but nobody learns
from their successes.
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You only learn
from failure.
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So when you pull yourself
out of this
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dark pit of despair,
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you're gonna be
so much smarter.
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I mean, if.
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'Cause
some people don't make it.
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You can stop
right there, Jackie.
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You pretty much
fixed her.
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You know what?
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You are gonna make it.
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You just need a purpose,
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like helping others.
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And who needs more help
than a baby?
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Oh, God.
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You know what?
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I'm starting to think
that a lot of our failures
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are because of what happens
right here.
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"The Conners" is filmed
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in front of
a live studio audience.
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Damn it!
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Okay, there's no way
I can afford daycare.
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I thought Harris
would watch the baby
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now that she's home,
but she won't get out of bed.
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Let's tell her we
found her mattress
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on the front lawn
after a tornado.
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Maybe that'll get her out.
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I even put the crib
in her room.
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But when she woke up,
she put it back in the hall.
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Why is this
all on Harris?
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I thought one of the big pluses
of the Lunch Box
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was that you could bring
Beverly Rose to work.
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I'm cool with it,
but it turns out nobody else
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likes a teething, screaming
baby in a restaurant.
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Look, I know you all are busy,
but I'm screwed here.
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Does anybody have any ideas
how to help me?
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I could take her to
the jobsite with me.
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There's a Starbucks next door.
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I could put a cup of coffee
and a laptop in front of her,
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and apparently,
she can sit there all day.
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That's not helping.
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Have you talked to
Emilio about this?
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He has family here.
Maybe they'd help out.
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I don't know.
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Emilio and I don't really have
a relationship.
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Wouldn't it be weird to ask
his family for free childcare?
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Well, it's better than sticking
her at the coffee place.
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If the baby has
to use the bathroom,
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you know someone's gonna
steal that laptop.
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Alright, here it goes.
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We're FaceTiming Daddy.
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Hey, Emilio!
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Hey!
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Hi, everyone.
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I bought something for
the baby I want to show you.
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It says, "Forget about weed.
Legalize my daddy."
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I appreciate it,
but I'm not sure
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I want to be the face
of this movement.
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We wish you were here.
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Look, I'm really struggling
to find someone
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to take care of the baby
when I'm at work.
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Jackie told me
you have family here.
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Do you think
there's any chance
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that they could
help me out here?
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Uh, hola, Emilio.
Um...
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Um...uh...
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Um, what did she say?
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Uh, she say that you were
"nerviosa" about my "familia."
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There were lots of clues
in there.
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My tías have been
watching the family's kids
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at their house for years.
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I'm sure they would love
to help.
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And having my family
involved would make me feel
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more like I'm part of
the baby's life.
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Ohh. Wow.
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This could be great.
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Um, but what if your aunts
don't like me?
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They will love you.
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Just be sure to cover
your tattoo and wear a cross.
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And if you want
to get your roots done,
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that would be good, too.
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Hey, has Harris come out
of her room yet?
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No, not since
I got here.
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She's been in her room
this whole time?
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It's been like
three days.
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I just keep trying
to think of things
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that'll make her feel better,
but I can't.
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So I feel like
a bad mom.
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No,
you're a good mom.
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I'll tell you
what a bad mom is.
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My mother told me to
go in a closet
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and not come out
until I was pretty.
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I was 4.
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And then she spent
the next five years saying,
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"What are you
doing out here?"
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So you just go
and love on that girl
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because
life will beat you up,
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and the only thing to protect
you against this cruel world
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is a mother's love.
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I didn't have that,
and it's taken me years
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to get this emotionally...
strong.
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Um, Jackie, I only
have so much love to give,
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and I kinda need to give it
to Harris.
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Just say I'm pretty.
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Hey, pretty girl.
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Stop.
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Look, I know what it's like
to be depressed.
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I haven't always been
this bubbly and carefree.
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When I was a teenager,
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I went through a really,
really dark period in my life.
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Sorry, Mom.
I'm not a 14-year-old girl
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sad because Oasis broke up
for the third time.
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I'm 18, and I just had
my entire future wiped out.
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Alright,
but we got to get you
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out of this bed,
okay?
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Let's get dressed
and do something fun.
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There's nothing
more depressing
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than doing "something fun"
with your mom.
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Watch this.
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We are gonna make
a prank call.
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My God, you're
really doing this.
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Woman: Hello?
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Is my mommy there?
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Who is this?
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My mommy left this number,
and she said she'd be there,
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and someone's trying
to get into the house.
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Oh, my God, honey.
I'll call the police.
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Where do you live?
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In Hell!
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Okay,
that was so weird
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and needlessly cruel.
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Now, if you think you can
do better, go for it.
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I got it.
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Hello!
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This is WUPA 93.8,
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Lanford's number-one
party station,
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and the Wupa Money Car is about
to drive by your location!
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Just run outside
right now and yell,
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"I'm a money-loving fool!
Wupa!"
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and you'll win $500!
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Oh, my God!
I never won anything!
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I'm running out
to the car right now!
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I'm a money-loving fool!
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Wupa! Wupa!
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I yelled,
but nobody gave me any money.
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I think I missed it.
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No, no, it's the next car.
Hurry up!
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Okay!
Still in the game!
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I'm a money-loving fool!
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Wupa!
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I don't have anything to
really be nervous about, right?
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Right.
Just be yourself.
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Wait,
where's your cross?
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Oh. Right.
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Hi! I'm Becky!
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Becky! We know!
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Come in.
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Ohh. Oh.
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Ohh-ho-ho!
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Ohh!
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She looks just
like Emilio!
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But so skinny!
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Where's the rest
of the baby?
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Actually, Beverly Rose
is a very healthy baby.
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She's in
the 50th percentile.
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It's so nice to finally
meet you, Becky.
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I am Emilio's Tía Elsie,
and this is my sister, Ruthie.
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It's nice
to meet you, too.
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And, uh, this is
my Aunt Jackie.
Hi.
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In science, 50th percentile --
it's right in the middle.
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No, no, no, no.
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Ahh.
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This is a healthy baby.
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Gordito.
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100 percentile.
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I remember him
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from "Ghostbusters" when
he destroyed New York.
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Anyway I can't tell you
how much I appreciate this.
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I've been working
double shifts,
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and I can't afford
daycare right now.
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Um, this is
a miracle for me.
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I've been feeding her
every four hours.
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Four hours?
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Are you trying to get her
into a bikini?
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But if you want to feed her
a little more, that's okay, too.
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You obviously did a good job
with Emilio.
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Eh.
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Mm.
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Excuse me.
I don't speak Spanish.
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Oh, we were just talking
about putting
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Beverly Rose
in Gordito's playpen.
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Yeah, don't do that.
He might eat her.
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Uh, we should go,
Becky.
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Bye, sweetheart.
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Mommy will be back.
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Thanks
for everything.
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I'm sorry.
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It's just so hard
to leave her.
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Beverly Rose is gonna
be okay, right?
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Absolutely.
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They seem
to love the baby.
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But...?
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They called you a
"horny old donkey
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who bewitched Emilio
with her sex tricks,"
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and they called me
"a welfare lesbian."
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What? Really?
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Yeah.
What do you wanna do?
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What can I do?
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I don't have any options.
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I can't confront them.
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I need their help
with the baby,
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but I can't afford
anywhere else.
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Okay. You're gonna be
okay coming here every day
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and having them
talk crap about you like that?
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Um, you saw how
they love the baby.
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That's what matters.
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If they want to
call me an old slut,
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then I'll just have
to deal with it.
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Come on.
We gotta go to work.
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Why does everybody
go to "lesbian"?
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Is it the haircut
or just general vibe?
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Come on,
you've seen everything.
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You're like a little old lady
at Chico's.
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Come on! The place just opened,
and I want to look around!
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Oh, look!
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A helmet
with a camera.
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The family can
sit around every year
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and watch how I died.
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I-I gotta
get back to Harris.
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What are you worried about?
Harris is doing better.
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Yeah, she's doing better
because I've been there
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cheering her up.
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She's so down that
she's letting me in.
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I'm literally keeping
her aloft with cheese balls
258
00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:46,830
and motherly love.
259
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,750
Hey, I reserve the right
to refuse service to anyone.
260
00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:53,250
So screw off,
you old fart.
261
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,250
Well, I'll be damned!
262
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,120
Lord Tony!
263
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,000
Hey, good to see ya, Dan!
Huh?
264
00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:01,540
Wait. Lord Tony?
265
00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:03,120
That was his nickname
when we rode together
266
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,790
back in the day.
267
00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,710
Tony, this is
my daughter Darlene.
268
00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,460
Oh, my God.
269
00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:10,540
This is Darlene?
270
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,750
I'd come over, and you'd
peek out from behind a wall
271
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,830
and start barking at me.
272
00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:17,960
Well, yeah, you looked like
a crazy person.
273
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,620
I was protecting
my family.
274
00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:22,830
So, Dan,
you still ridin'?
275
00:13:22,830 --> 00:13:24,210
Not as much
as I'd like to.
276
00:13:24,210 --> 00:13:25,620
It's tough in the winter
277
00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:28,210
because I'm on blood thinners
and I get cold.
278
00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:30,170
But once it gets up
to 80 or 90,
279
00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:33,250
I just throw on a sweater
and hit the highway.
280
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:34,920
You look like you're doing
pretty well here.
281
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,920
I am. I just need
to hire some help.
282
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,170
You got any free time?
283
00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:41,790
Yeah, I do, but this isn't
what I want to do with it.
284
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:44,790
On the other hand,
I do have a granddaughter
285
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:47,330
that just got off
her retail gig.
286
00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:50,500
She could use a job,
and I think she'd dig this.
287
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,500
What do you think,
Darlene?
288
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:54,000
Um, I think, uh --
289
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,580
I think I should
go home and ask her.
290
00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:57,460
Cool. The sooner she calls,
the better.
291
00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,920
Lord Tony?
Yep?
292
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,210
How much
for these glasses?
293
00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:04,960
Those aren't
really for riding.
294
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,580
You can only see
straight ahead.
295
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,330
That's perfect!
296
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,960
I just want to use them
to block out my family
297
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,670
while I focus on the TV.
298
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:16,540
Hey.
299
00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:18,000
Check it out.
300
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,960
Harris isn't lying in bed
anymore.
301
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,080
She's lying
on the couch.
302
00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:27,000
You know...it's kinda nice
having her around again.
303
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,380
Hmm.
304
00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:30,120
Yeah, it is.
305
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,080
Hey, you got a minute?
306
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,330
Uh, yeah, a minute.
What's up?
307
00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:36,330
Emilio's aunts.
308
00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:38,920
They love Beverly Rose.
They don't like me.
309
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,330
Hmm.
310
00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:41,620
I know my reasons.
What are theirs?
311
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,830
They think I'm trapping him
with my sex tricks.
312
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:49,080
You got tricks?
313
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,000
Why aren't we talking
about that?
314
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,040
I don't have tricks!
315
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:57,290
Emilio and I were both drunk.
We made a baby.
316
00:14:57,290 --> 00:15:00,170
And now his tías
are only blaming me for it.
317
00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:02,710
They called me
a "horny old donkey."
318
00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:06,830
You should never have
told me that.
319
00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:10,250
I'm trying to make
these women like me.
320
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,540
If Emilio was here,
321
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:13,670
he could stop them
from treating me that way.
322
00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:15,290
Yeah,
I'm on my own, too.
323
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,790
David lives like
five minutes away,
324
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,080
and I'm still dealing with
Harris's problems by myself.
325
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,620
How did we both wind up
raising kids alone?
326
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:26,710
I'm an alcoholic,
and you married a loser.
327
00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,580
Yeah, I was hoping
for something
328
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,040
a little more uplifting.
329
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,460
Hey, Harris,
330
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:36,330
there's something
I got to talk to you about.
331
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:39,290
Sit down. "Crossroads"
with Britney Spears is on.
332
00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:41,250
It's about her having sex
for the first time.
333
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,920
It's the worst movie ever made.
We have to watch it.
334
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,120
Get under the tent with me,
like when I was little.
335
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,750
Ohh.
336
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,580
Um, I'm really
enjoying this,
337
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:54,670
but we got to get you
back out in the real world.
338
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:55,670
Can't do it.
339
00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,120
Can't leave this island
340
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,790
because we're surrounded
by hot lava.
341
00:15:58,790 --> 00:15:59,880
Quick,
lift up your feet!
342
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,000
Ooh!
That was close!
343
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,000
Hey, thanks for
helping me through this.
344
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,210
I love you, mom.
345
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:10,120
And?
346
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,500
Oh, I love you, too,
honey.
347
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,040
I'm sorry.
I was in shock.
348
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,750
Oh, hey, uh, Grandpa
mentioned something
349
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:25,330
you wanted to tell me about --
some new bike shop you went to?
350
00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:28,000
Shh. Britney's confusing
sex with love.
351
00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:37,210
Hey.
352
00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:38,710
I'm making chocolate-chip
pancakes for Harris.
353
00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,040
You want one?
354
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,330
They're supposed
to be smiley faces,
355
00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:42,460
but the chocolate melted,
356
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,380
so they look like
Alice Cooper.
357
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,960
I just got off the phone
with Tony.
358
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,080
Harris never showed up.
It's been two days.
359
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,790
What the hell is
going on with her?
360
00:16:51,790 --> 00:16:55,710
Oh, um...it's not
entirely her fault.
361
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,120
I-I didn't tell her.
362
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,620
Why not?
363
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,790
She's not ready
to go back to work yet.
364
00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:02,330
Says who?
365
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:04,080
The whole reason
she's depressed
366
00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,120
is because she got fired
and doesn't have a job.
367
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,170
No, it's deeper
than that.
368
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,880
She had to grow up
way too fast,
369
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,210
she got kicked in the teeth,
and now she needs a break.
370
00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:15,920
Aw, Darlene, she grew up
way too fast for you.
371
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,420
You're still trying to hang on
to your little girl.
372
00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,500
There's nothing wrong
with nurturing your kids
373
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,920
once in a while
when they're hurting.
374
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,920
I mean, Jackie
told me to love on her.
375
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:28,120
Oh, well, Jackie --
the picture of mental health.
376
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,330
She's a person
to listen to.
377
00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:32,460
Did you have to tell her
she was pretty?
378
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,420
That was a lucky guess.
379
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:39,330
Honey, honey.
380
00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,290
The kid freaked out
because she has no way
381
00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:42,960
to support herself.
382
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,880
If you really want
to help her,
383
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,040
give her a reason to get out
of bed in the morning.
384
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,210
Let Harris decide
what she's ready for.
385
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:53,750
Fine.
386
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:57,210
Oh, but just
admit one thing.
387
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,620
You were really happy
when Becky and I came home
388
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,580
and you had your
little girls back again.
389
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,250
Yes.
390
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,420
I would have hated to miss
the developmental changes
391
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:08,420
that happen between
the ages of 43 and 45.
392
00:18:13,670 --> 00:18:16,580
So, listen, uh, I felt
a little tension between us.
393
00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:20,580
It made me nerviosa.
394
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:24,120
So I made you this photo album
from when she was born.
395
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:27,210
Now, keep in mind she's tiny
because she was premature,
396
00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:30,040
not because
I was starving her.
397
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,830
There's no tension.
But thank you.
398
00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:35,330
Ay, la cochina está --
está tratando de --
399
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:37,460
Okay, let's get this
out in the open.
400
00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:39,500
I worked in
a Mexican restaurant,
401
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,710
so I know that "cochina"
means "slut."
402
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,960
And my Aunt Jackie
is fluent in Spanish,
403
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,880
so she told me everything
you said about me.
404
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,000
The lesbian
speaks Spanish!
405
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:54,830
She's not a lesbian.
It's just the haircut.
406
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:57,380
And I am not a cochina!
407
00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:59,420
I don't know
why you're judging me,
408
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:02,290
but I don't deserve it, and
I'm not gonna put up with it.
409
00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:04,250
If you can't
treat me with respect,
410
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,120
I can't bring
my baby here.
411
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,790
Of course.
You're gonna make the baby
412
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,670
disappear from our lives like
you made Emilio disappear.
413
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,380
What are you
talking about?
414
00:19:13,380 --> 00:19:15,880
Emilio got deported
because of you.
415
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,500
I had nothing to do with that.
Is that what he told you?
416
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,790
No. He's too nice.
417
00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,540
He would never say
anything bad about you.
418
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,330
But we know.
Hmm.
419
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,880
What do you know?
420
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,380
He was taken by ICE.
421
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:30,210
Yes, because you make
him work extra hours
422
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,790
so he could give you money
for the baby.
423
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:34,460
He had two extra jobs,
424
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,500
and one of them was
where they got him.
425
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,290
I didn't tell him
to take an extra job.
426
00:19:38,290 --> 00:19:39,920
That was his idea.
427
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,790
And I would never
do anything to hurt Emilio.
428
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:46,290
You took the money.
You knew he was undocumented.
429
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:48,750
If you had thought for
a minute about his situation,
430
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,210
you would have realized
431
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:51,580
that you were putting him
in danger.
432
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:54,080
Do you think I like
not having Emilio here
433
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,830
to help me with my baby?
434
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:58,080
Then why don't you
help him get back?
435
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,710
How am I supposed
to do that?
436
00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:01,790
Go to Mexico
and marry him.
437
00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:03,620
At least then he'll
have a chance
438
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:05,830
to come back here
in a year or two.
439
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,960
I didn't know that
was a possibility.
440
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,710
Hmm.
You're white.
441
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,830
Anything's a possibility.
442
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,960
He would never
pressure you,
443
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,000
but we will.
444
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:22,330
So, what are you
going to do?
445
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:23,330
Mm-hmm.
446
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,790
Uh...hold on.
447
00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,460
I don't know.
448
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,500
This is a lot.
449
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,210
I'm gonna go.
450
00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:31,750
You need to work.
451
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,120
We love the baby.
452
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,000
Leave her here.
453
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
You know we'll take
good care of her.
454
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:41,420
Okay.
455
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:44,540
And just so you know,
456
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:47,080
we would have never said
those hateful things about you
457
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,120
if we thought
you understood them.
458
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:58,080
Hey. In honor of my new job
and my 30% discount,
459
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,750
I say we all get
a family tattoo.
460
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:01,080
Yes!
461
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,790
Something that represents
who we are.
462
00:21:02,790 --> 00:21:04,790
Something that says
"Conner."
463
00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:06,420
Here's a sinking ship.
464
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:09,580
Doesn't get more
Conner than that.
465
00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:12,580
The house on fire
seems appropriate.
466
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:16,040
A mushroom cloud
kinda says "us."
467
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,460
Hey, thank you so much
for finding me this job.
468
00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:21,290
Yeah, your grandfather thought
you needed more time off,
469
00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:22,330
but I knew you needed
to get back to work.
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