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Uh, Beavis really hurt
his testi-coils or something,
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and I think he needs some
pills, like, stat or something.
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We'll have a doctor take a look.
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Has he been in pain long?
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Uh, not really.
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Maybe a week?
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Oh, my gosh. What happened?
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Uh, we don't really know.
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Hey, Butt-Head.
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Hey, Butt-Head, check this out.
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That was cool, Beavis.
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Take a bow.
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Uh, what?
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I said, "Take a bow."
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Aah!
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Yeah, see, that's cool,
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'cause you were like,
"Take a bow,"
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and then you hit me in the nads,
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and then I had to bend over
like I'm bowing, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
- That's right, Beavis.
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You figured it out. Take a bow.
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Aah!
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Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah.
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Yeah, I get it now, yeah.
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Well, you're a good sport
for playing.
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- Oh, yeah, thanks.
- Take a bow.
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Aah!
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- Take a bow.
- Aah!
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- Take a bow.
- Cut it out.
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Aah!
- Take a bow.
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Aah! Stop!
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- Take a bow.
- Aah!
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It is a mystery.
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Well, let's hope the doctor
can figure out what happened.
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You boys wait here.
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I think she likes you, Beavis.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Take a bow.
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Oh, God.
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Big chug alert, folks.
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I'm about to chug
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all the Mountain Dews
you see here,
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all that I can find.
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Whoa.
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Finally someone's gonna put all
seven colors of Mountain Dew
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into one glass and drink it.
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I've been asking for this
for years.
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Finally someone has the guts
to do it, you know?
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All right? I got...
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Is he really gonna drink
all of them together?
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I mean, Maui Burst, Live Wire,
Spark, Code Red,
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Original, Frost Bite, Voltage,
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and Violet,
which they only have in Japan?
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Mountain Dew Violet.
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Whoa!
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Last but not least,
I got the Baja...
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My favorite flavor is red.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, red kicks ass,
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you know, like red sno-cones
and Slurpees and Cherry Blast.
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You know?
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I had a real cherry once,
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and they try to trick you
because a cherry's red
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so you'll think
it tastes like red,
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but it doesn't.
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It's horrible.
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Cherries suck.
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Yeah, cherries
don't taste red at all.
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They taste all barf-y.
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And then someone told me
it was a fruit,
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and that pissed me off
even more.
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The only cool thing
George Washington ever did
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was kill a cherry tree.
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And then he lied about it.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Fruit sucks.
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It sure does. Yeah, yeah.
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The time has come...
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Where did he get
that gigantic, fancy glass?
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Eh...
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I think that might be, like,
a normal-sized glass,
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and he's just, like,
really tiny.
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Aw.
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Well, that would explain
his gigantic watch.
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Yes.
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At last, the moment has arrived.
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The dream has become reality.
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Okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, here he goes.
- Ooh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, here we go.
Yeah, yeah.
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Ooh, yes.
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- Yeah, there you go.
- That's right.
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- There you go, yeah, yeah.
- That's right.
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- Chug!
- Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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- Yeah, chug.
- Chug.
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- Chug that thing.
- Chug.
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Eh...
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Oh, boy.
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Okay, yeah.
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I guess it takes a while.
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Well, you know, it is a lot
of Mountain Dew.
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You know, I mean...
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Yeah...
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I mean, it's pretty cool.
107
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I just thought it would be
a little faster, you know.
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Yeah.
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Well, you know, it was good
for a while there, you know?
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My neck kind of hurts
from headbanging.
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Eh, let's watch something else.
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Oh, wait, look!
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Wait! He's almost done,
yeah, yeah!
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- Yes!
- Yeah, there it is!
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Yeah, go!
- A little more. There you go.
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- Ooh, yeah!
- There it is.
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Ahh.
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That was amazing.
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You know, Butt-Head, you
can't teach that, you know?
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That's just, like,
pure, raw talent right there.
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Yeah.
122
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I mean, this guy should be
the president or something.
123
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Uh, maybe he is.
124
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Yeah, I mean, how would we know?
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The only thing about this guy...
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If he's the president, he
wouldn't just drain the swamp,
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he would chug it, yeah!
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The swamp kicks ass.
129
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the swamp!
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Yeah.
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Oh, boy.
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You're awake.
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Good job.
- No, no.
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No, wait.
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A-aren't you gonna smack
my nads?
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Not until you're better, Beavis.
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Oh, okay, cool.
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Thanks, yeah.
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Are you better?
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Eh, um, not yet.
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I think they're, like,
giving me fluids.
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Fluids.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Keep it down.
I'm trying to sleep.
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Shut up, butt-munch.
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This guy's balls
are all messed up.
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If this wasn't a hospital,
I'd make you take a bow.
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Hey, Beavis, did you hear
what I just said to that guy?
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Uh...
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uh, Beavis?
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Beavis!
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Whoa.
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I think I killed him.
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It's like,
I didn't mean to hurt him.
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Feeling bad sucks.
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Uh...
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oh, yeah.
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Uh, dear Heavenly Lord Godfather
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Jesus Christ of Almighty,
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uh, please don't let Beavis die.
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He still has, like, work to do
here on Earth or something.
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Work sucks.
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Uh...
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please heal the pain
in his broken nads.
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Cradle them gently
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in Your giant, holy hands, Lord.
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Uh...
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I didn't mean to put him
in the hospital.
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It was just, like, cool.
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I mean, it was funny, right?
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Like, uh, take a bow.
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That was cool.
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You saw it, right?
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Take a bow.
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Into the light.
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This is gonna be cool.
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Aah!
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Ow!
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Oh, yeah.
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Ahh.
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Ahh. Ahh.
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You can really feel
the testicular inflammation.
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Sometimes your fingers
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are the most sensitive medical
instrument in your toolbox.
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Leslie, would you care
to squeeze?
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Thank you, Doctor.
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Hmm.
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Please, everyone take a turn
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and feel
these swollen testicles.
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This is important training.
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Ahh. Ahh.
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♪ We could burn like evergreen ♪
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♪ We could fire up every tree ♪
194
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Uh, is this, like, choir music?
195
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Yeah. Yeah, it
probably sucks, but, um...
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it's called "Burning Fire,"
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so, like, you know, maybe
give it a chance, you know,
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you know, 'cause fire, yeah.
199
00:09:02,085 --> 00:09:03,962
I mean, you know,
maybe they'll burn this guy
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with a beard or something-
I don't know, you know.
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00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:09,567
I sure hope so.
202
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,971
He's like,
"Oh, you've got COVID."
203
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Yeah, yeah, let's go celebrate.
204
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I can't figure out
if this is, like,
205
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like, some kind
of truck commercial
206
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or, like, insurance
207
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or, like, some prescription
drugs or something, you know?
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Like...
209
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Yeah.
210
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I think it's, like,
for boner pills.
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Side effects may include
a burning fire!
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Yeah.
213
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Camino is not suitable
for anybody.
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Do not take Camino if, uh...
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Well, just don't take it.
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It sucks.
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See, now, I think
that's supposed to be Camino
218
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when he's old and he's
shaved off his beard.
219
00:09:54,736 --> 00:09:56,248
No, it's not, Beavis.
220
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That's his dad, and
the other chick is his mom.
221
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They're ashamed of their son.
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00:10:05,114 --> 00:10:07,359
It's like, yeah,
he's out there in a field
223
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singing a song that sucks.
224
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We need to stop him now.
225
00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:16,924
We did our best, honey,
and he's still singing.
226
00:10:17,059 --> 00:10:18,836
Why don't you quit crying, then,
227
00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:21,873
and go out there
and do something about it?
228
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Yeah.
229
00:10:23,365 --> 00:10:26,544
Grandma, get me my lighter
and a can of gas.
230
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I'll show him a burning fire.
231
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:32,075
Yeah, give Camino
something to cry about.
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Uh, Butt-Head, um...
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I was wondering, like, um...
234
00:10:39,215 --> 00:10:42,527
you think it would be cool
to do it with an octopus?
235
00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:44,763
Uh, no.
236
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Yeah, yeah, me neither. Yeah.
237
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Yeah, I don't know
why I said that.
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That was weird.
239
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Uh, Beavis...
240
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I'd probably laugh
about it eventually,
241
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but it would've sucked
if I killed you
242
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by hitting your nuts.
243
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Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, thanks, Butt-Head.
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It was a great success, Lord.
245
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Without our intervention,
246
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the boy would have died
from massive testicle damage,
247
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and his friend probably
would've died from grief
248
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shortly thereafter.
249
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Well done, Michael. Take a bow.
250
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Thank you. Ugh!
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Loser.
252
00:12:10,306 --> 00:12:11,673
Chirp.
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